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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 34 Results & Report! (7/29/24)

A Block, Round 5!

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Another former LIJ member faces the Uncontrollable Charisma!

IWGP World Heavyweight Champion, Tetsuya Naito, is in rough shape this G1 Climax. At 1-3 going into the fifth, does he have a shot at the playoffs? Or will he run into a Skull End?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Yuya Uemura & Taka Michinoku VS Toru Yano & Hiroshi Tanahashi; Yano & Tanahashi win.
  • Yota Tsuji & BUSHI VS Boltin Oleg & Katsuya Murashima; Yota & Bushi win.
  • Jeff Cobb & HENARE VS El Phantasmo & Jado; Cobb & Henare win.
  • Ren Narita & Yoshinobu Kanemaru VS Hirooki Goto & Tomoaki Honma; Ren & Kanemaru win.
  • Konosuke Takeshita & Francesco Akira VS David Finlay & Gedo; Konosuke & Akira win.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Callum Newman VS EVIL; Evil wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Great-O-Khan VS Jake Lee; Khan wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shota Umino VS Zack Sabre Jr; Shota wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shingo Takagi VS Gabe Kidd; Gabe wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 A Block: Tetsuya Naito VS SANADA; Naito wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Here are the current A Block standings!

Zack Sabre Jr: 4-0, 8 points
Evil: 4-0, 8 points
Sanada: 2-2, 4 points
Gabe Kidd: 2-2, 4 points
Callum Newman: 2-2, 4 points
Shingo Takagi: 2-2, 4 points
Shota Umino: 2-2, 4 points
Tetsuya Naito: 1-3, 2 points
Jake Lee: 1-3, 2 points
Great-O-Khan: 0-4, 0 points

 

Here are the current B Block standings!

Yuya Uemura: 3-1, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 3-1, 6 points
Henare: 2-2, 4 points
Jeff Cobb: 2-2, 4 points
David Finlay: 2-2, 4 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-2, 4 points
Ren Narita: 2-2, 4 points
Hirooki Goto: 2-2, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 1-3, 2 points
Yota Tsuji: 1-3, 2 points

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Callum Newman VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!

The Prince of Pace pulled off a shocker when he slayed The Rampaging Dragon. Can Callum add another former IWGP World Heavyweight Champion to the list? Or will the King of Darkness resort to more of his tricks and cheat Callum like he did THE IWGP World Heavyweight Champion?

Oh OF COURSE Dick attacks! The Spoiler gets the drop on Callum at the ramp, and then Evil storms up to join in. They mug Callum on stage while the fans boo, and then hoist him up, MAGIC- NO! Callum kicks Dick and then suplexes Evil onto the ramp! The fans fire up as Callum turns the tide! Callum drags Evil up to ROCK him, and Evil staggers down to ringside. Callum puts Evil in the ring, the bell sounds, and DREAMCAST KICK! Callum springboards, but Evil gets outta there! Callum lands safe while Evil avoids the cutter. Callum dares Evil to come back, and the fans rally, but Evil tells everyone to shut up.

Evil takes his time returning, then slides in, only for Callum to stomp him down! Callum ROCKS Evil, whips him, but Evil reverses. Callum ducks ‘n’ dodges and builds speed, but Dick trips him up! Evil blocks the ref’s view while fans boo. Evil kicks Callum to the apron, CLAWS his face, but lets off as the ref counts. Evil stalks Callum, whips him hard into railing, and Callum sputters. Evil whips Callum hard into more railing! And then whips again, but Callum reverses! Only for Evil to reverse back! Callum hits railing hard again, right in front of English commentary. Evil taunts Cobb with crowns up while standing on Callum’s head.

The fans boo, Evil leaves Callum behind and taunts Bushi on Japanese commentary. Evil offers a shirt to Bushi, but then tada! Middle finger! Evil steps into the ring and the ring count starts. Callum stirs, rises up at 9 and rolls in at 10, but Dick drags Callum back out! The ref doesn’t know, Evil is in his face! The count keeps going past 15! Callum uses the railing to springboard his way into the ring at 19! The fans fire up and Dick can’t believe it! Evil is annoyed but he drags Callum up. FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Evil covers again, TWO! Evil covers again and deep, TWO! Evil argues with the ref but the fans cheer.

Evil kicks Callum around, taunts the fans, and then mockingly chants “CAL-LUM-MU! CAL-LUM-MU!” Evil slaps Callum around, but Callum stands. Evil CHOPS him and Callum staggers to ropes. The fans rally and Callum eggs Evil on. So Evil CHOPS again! Callum fires up and the fans fire up, but Evil CHOPS! Callum storms up, Evil pokes him in the eyes! Then CHOPS him down! Callum kips up to ENZIGIR! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Callum rises, the fans rally, and he brings Evil up. Callum fires forearms, whips, but Evil reverses. Callum goes up the ropes and springboards but Evil dodges.

Evil runs up, Callum ELBOWS him! Then Callum puts Evil in the ropes, runs and SHOTGUNS Evil in the back! Cover, TWO! Evil is still in this but Callum grabs the legs. Evil scrambles and grabs the ROPEBREAK! Callum lets go to then KICK Evil in the corner! Evil stands but Callum KICKS again! The fans fire up, Callum goes corner to corner and UPPERCUTS! Callum rolls, and he forearm SMASHES! But wait, Dick is untying the buckle pad! Callum grits his teeth and keeps moving, but tada! Bare buckles! Callum stops himself in time, dodges Evil, and then trips Evil up! DOUBLE STOMP! The fans fire up and Callum grabs the legs!

Callum turns Evil for a BOSTON CRAB! The fans cheer as Evil endures! But then Evil drags the ref down, and Dick gets in! Dick uses the SPOILER CHOKER on Callum! The fans boo but Callum pries the choker away! Callum THROWS Dick, then SUPERKICKS him! Evil shoves the ref at Callum! Callum pushes the ref aside, but Evil kicks low! Evil reels Callum in, but Callum suplexes and uses the ref for MAGIC KILLER! The fans fire up while everyone is down! Callum calls to the ref, covers Evil, TWO! Evil survives and flounders away. The fans rally for Callum and he feeds off the energy. Callum rises, runs in at Evil, and DROPKICKS!

Callum pushes Evil down, goes up, and DIVING- NO, Evil moves! Evil runs up, into a BUSAIKU KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Evil survives but Callum drags him right up! Callum calls his shot, but Evil reels him! EVERYTHING- NO, Callum slips around, full nelsons, but Evil fights free! But Callum HOOK KICKS! Callum OSC- NO, Evil catches him and shoves him into bare buckles! Callum still comes back! But Evil sends him back into the buckles! And then EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Cover, Evil wins!

Winner: Evil, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Callum earns 0)

The King of Darkness trumps the Prince of Pace! He’s at 5-0, will there be no stopping him now? Can Callum still rise up in the second half of the round robin?

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Great-O-Khan VS Jake Lee!

The Dominator is not looking so dominant as he is the only man at 0-4 in this year’s G1. However, he’s still only a step behind the Smart Bastard. Can Khan conquer this War Dog for the United Empire? Or will the KOPW Champion take a Face Break Shot in the fifth?

The bell rings and the fans rally for Jake. Jake and Khan circle, feel things out, and clinch. Khan throws Jake down by the bad arm and wants a double wristlock. Jake fights up, Khan shifts his grip and then CLUBS the arm. Khan whips, Jake reverses and KNEES low! Jake then THROWS Khan out of the ring! Jake pulls the tape off his elbow and does pushups because surprise, that arm is just fine! He was just tricking Khan into going for a target! Jake goes out, stomps Khan, then brings him up. Jake whips Khan hard into railing! Khan falls and Jake mockingly applauds. Jake then hears the ring count, and he brings Khan up.

Jake puts Khan in at 12 of 20, covers, TWO! Jake drags Khan up, brings him around, and cravats for a neck wrench. Khan endures, Jake puts on the pressure, but Khan fights around to a ROPEBREAK! Jake lets go, the fans cheer, and Khan sputters. Jake stomps Khan, Khan pounds the mat in frustration, but Jake just stomps him more. Khan CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Jake kicks the legs out, scoops Khan, and then SLAMS! The fans fire up and Jake covers, TWO! Jake paces around while Khan writhes. The fans rally up, Jake scuffs Khan, and then mocks the “O-Khan! O-Khan!” chant. Khan snarls and rises up.

Khan fires forearm after forearm, but Jake kicks low! Jake whips, KNEES, then whips again for another KNEE! Jake snapmares, runs, and fakes the Penalty Kick to clamp on a SLEEPER! Khan endures, the fans rally up, but Khan is fading! The ref checks, Khan grabs at Jake, but Jake leans on the hold! Jake pushes Khan to a cover, TWO! So Jake PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO! Khan survives and the fans fire up! Jake stays cool and he waits on Khan. Khan rises, into the choke- NO, Khan holds back Jake’s hand! Khan IRON- NO, Jake blocks Khan’s hand! The fans fire up, Jake kicks low, and Jake runs, but Khan grabs a leg!

Khan DRAGON SCREWS the leg, then KICKS it! The fans rally, Khan clamps onto the foot, and he mule kicks the knee! Jake writhes, Khan ties up the legs and an arm, to KNEE away at the hip! Then Khan KNEES the knee! Jake writhes but the fans fire up! Khan storms back over to Jake, grabs the bad leg, and twists it around in a modified toehold! Khan traps the other leg, too, so Jake has to crawl with just his arms! Jake reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Khan lets go of the legs, then scuffs Jake. Khan drags Jake up by his hair, then whips. Jake reverses, but Khan blocks the knee! DRAGON SCREW, and ANKLE LOCK!

Jake endures, reaches out, but rolls free! Khan ducks a boot, double leg takedown and ANKLE LOCK! Jake tries to reel Khan in, but Khan fights it off and drops into a KNEEBAR! The fans fire up while Jake endures again! Khan shifts to a HEEL HOOK, then back to KNEEBAR! Khan thrashes that leg around, then grabs an arm! Jake only has his left arm to crawl his way over with! Khan puts as much pressure as he can on the leg, but Jake still gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Khan lets go, and Jake clutches his knee again. Khan stomps Jake, drags him up, and has the leg. Jake fights the knee breaker, then KNEES free!

Khan wobbles, but comes back to BOOT! Jake roars, Khan Mongolian Chops! And Mongolian Chops! Jake ROCKS Khan, Khan IRON RIGHTS in return! Khan runs in, into a KNEE!! Jake roars, drags Khan up, and hits a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Khan survives and the fans fire up again! We hit 10 minutes, Jake aims from a corner! FACE BREAK- NO, Khan dodges the FBS to waistlock! Jake flails, but Khan GERMAN SUPLEXES! The fans fire up while both men are down! Jake and Khan stir, the fans rally up, and they stand. Jake clamps onto Khan, but Khan pries Jake’s hand away! Khan kicks the bad leg! IRON CLAW!

Jake pries the Iron Claw away!? And KNEES low again! But Khan roars! They both claw the other! Jake KNEES again, and CHOKE- NO, HITSUJIGOROSHI, COMPLETE SHOT! And then the IRON CLAW, ELIMINATOR!! Cover, KHAN WINS!!

Winner: Great-O-Khan, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Jake earns 0)

Finally, the Dominator has points on the board! Is this the start of a crazy comeback from Khan? Is Jake going to miss out on a spot in the playoffs because of this?

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shota Umino VS Zack Sabre Jr. w/ Kosei Fujita!

The Roughneck brought down The Dominator last round, but no one’s been able to bring The Front Man down yet! Will #SHOOTER find a way to make The Mighty kneel? Or will he #JustTapOut?

The bell rings and the fans rally while the two stare down. They slowly circle, feel things out, and knuckle lock. ZSJ quickly wrenches, wrenches, and wristlocks, but Shota rolls, slips through but ZSJ slips away. The fans cheer that opening exchange, and the two tie up. ZSJ waistlocks, Shota wrenches, then Shota wristlocks. ZSJ rolls, bridges, spins and drop toeholds. ZSJ has the standing toehold but Shota rolls free. The fans cheer this second exchange, and the two reset again. They feel out another knuckle lock, go forehead to forehead, but Shota puts pressure on the hands. ZSJ stands on Shota’s hand, then pulls on the other!

ZSJ shifts to have a motorcycle stretch! Shota powers things around onto ZSJ and the fans applaud. ZSJ powers through but Shota spins it right back around! ZSJ flips, kicks, and is free. The fans cheer as the two stand off again. They circle, feel things out, and then Shota shoots in. Shota grabs an arm, wrenches to wristlock, but then ZSJ wrenches back. Shota counters but ZSJ rolls to boot him away! The two stand and the fans fire up again. ZSJ shakes out his arm, then resets with Shota. They tie up, Shota headlocks, but ZSJ powers up and out. Shota runs ZSJ over! The fans cheer while Shota flexes.

Shota stomps ZSJ, but ZSJ rises up. Shota CLUBS him, then ROCKS ZSJ in a corner. ZSJ goes to another corner but Shota follows. Shota whips corner to corner, ZSJ reverses but Shota goes up and over. ZSJ runs up but Shota avoids the dropkick. Shota scoops ZSJ, DROPS him, then runs to SHOTGUN! The fans fire up with Shota while ZSJ checks his nose. ZSJ goes to ropes, Shota waits on him to stand. Shota then slingshots, but ZSJ moves back! ZSJ sweeps the legs! Shota falls then stumbles into railing! Shota falls over, clutches his leg, but ZSJ goes out to fetch him. ZSJ drags Shota around to KICK him in the leg! And again!

ZSJ leaves Shota behind while the ref checks Shota. The fans rally, the ring count starts. Shota sits up at 3 of 20, grits his teeth, and the fans rally up. Shota stands at 10, hobbles over, and rolls in at 12. ZSJ drags Shota to have a toehold, and he twists Shota’s ankle! Shota endures but then ZSJ drops a knee on the knee! Shota writhes, the fans cheer, and ZSJ spaces. ZSJ grabs Shota’s leg, digs his knee into the knee, then pulls on the foot! ZSJ traps the leg in a toehold, and digs his elbow into the knee. Shota tries to fight back with a chinlock but ZSJ pulls on the leg! Shota reaches out, ROPEBREAK! ZSJ lets go and the fans cheer.

Shota crawls to a corner, ZSJ drags him back up. ZSJ UPPERCUTS and Shota staggers away. ZSJ storms up, UPPERCUTS, then UPPERCUTS again! Shota growls, fires forearm after forearm, but ZSJ KICKS Shota’s leg! ZSJ runs, into a DROPKICK! Both men are down and the fans fire up! ZSJ checks his nose again while Shota slaps his bad leg into working. The fans rally as both men stand, and then Shota runs corner to corner to UPPERCUT! Shota reels ZSJ in, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! The fans fire up with Shota as he brings ZSJ up again. ZSJ fights the clinch, kicks the leg then BOOTS Shota’s face!

ZSJ runs, Shota drop toeholds him onto ropes! Then slingshot, APRON DDT!! ZSJ flops to the floor while Shota clutches his leg, and the fans fire up again! The ref checks ZSJ and he’s apparently okay to continue. The ring count starts, Shota fires up and the fans are with him. Shota drags ZSJ up at 7 of 20, puts him in at 8, then goes to the apron. Shota goes up a corner, takes aim, MISSILE DROPKICK! And then EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up and Shota brings ZSJ into the dragon sleeper. ZSJ slips free to have a SLEEPER! Shota snapmares free, both men go to corners then run in, ZSJ dropkicks Shota’s legs out!

The fans fire up while both men are down! The ref checks Shota’s leg, the fans rally up, and ZSJ catches his breath. ZSJ stands, he grabs Shota’s leg and we reach 10 minutes. ZSJ manages a HALF CRAB, but then shifts to hook up the legs! ZSJ grabs at the arms, Shota resists, so ZSJ STOMPS the knees! Shota writhes and the fans rally up again. ZSJ KICKS Shota’s leg, then KICKS him again! Shota sits up, ZSJ PENALTY- NO! Shota blocks that kick! Shota stands, ROCKS ZSJ, but ZSJ kicks the bad leg! ZSJ kicks again but Shota blocks again! Shota ROCKS ZSJ, dragon sleeper, TEST DRIVE! Both men are down and the fans fire up!

The fans rally up as Shota rises. Shota brings ZSJ up, dragon sleepers, for TRIDENT! Cover, TWO! ZSJ is still in this but Shota aims from a corner! IGNITION!! The fans fire up more and Shota reels ZSJ in! But ZSJ rolls to get a leg! ZSJ trips Shota, steps through, but Shota cradle counters! TWO!! ZSJ escapes, runs up, but into a pop-up ELEVATED DEATH RIDER!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives but Shota just loads up in the corner! Shota runs in, BLAZE- ARMBAR!! ZSJ catches Shota in time, but Shota moves! ZSJ makes it a TRIANGLE HOLD! ZSJ holds on, shifts back to the ARMBAR, but Shota fights up!

Shota stacks but ZSJ shifts, KNEEBAR!! ZSJ grapevines the leg, drags Shota from ropes, but Shota still endures! Shota fights around to go the other way, but ZSJ again drags him to center! DOUBLE HEEL HOOK!! Shota endures, ZSJ ties him up in a TRAILER HITCH HEEL HOOK COMBO!! Shota fights forward, ZSJ drags him back again, and the fans are thunderous! Shota pushes up and the fans duel as hard as ever! Shota goes to his left, claws forward, ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer again as ZSJ lets go. Shota clutches his legs while ZSJ watches. We reach 15 minutes, and ZSJ KICKS Shota! Shota eggs ZSJ on!

ZSJ KICKS again! And again! Shota snarls, UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS again! ZSJ UPPERCUTS Shota back and he staggers away! Shota shakes his head, goes back to ZSJ, and UPPERCUTS! ZSJ walks that off, comes back, and UPPERCUTS! Shota shakes his head again, and he comes back to UPPERCUT! ZSJ says that was okay, and he UPPERCUTS again! Shota UPPERCUTS, ZSJ UPPERCUTS, repeat! Shota UPPERCUTS and ZSJ wobbles! Shota fires more UPPERCUTS, but then ZSJ SLAPS him! Shota swings, ZSJ hooks him but then spins him to scoop! Shota slips free to waistlock!

ZSJ mule kicks the bad leg, fakes out the dropkick, and PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO!! Shota survives and the fans fire up again! ZSJ drags Shota up, KICKS him, then sits him back up. ZSJ KICKS, sits Shota up, and KICKS again! Shota huffs ‘n’ puffs as he stands up, and he ROCKS ZSJ with a forearm! ROLLING ELBOW! ZSJ grabs a leg but Shota ENZIGIRIS! And then BLAZE BLADE to the front!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives but Shota is all fired up! Shota reels ZSJ in, underhooks, but ZSJ flips forward, traps the arms, and pops Shota into a sunset flip! TWO, and ZSJ UPPERCUTS! Shota SHOT- NO, ZSJ blocks the dropkick!

ZSJ rolls, ANKLE LOCKS, then reels Shota in for a GERMAN SUPLEX! But Shota’s right up! BLAZE BLADE to the back!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives again and the fans fire back up! Shota stalks ZSJ, pump handles, and POWERSLAMS! Then underhooks for DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, SHOTA WINS!!

Winner: Shota Umino, by pinfall (gains 2 points; ZSJ earns 0)

The Front Man fought as hard as he could, but he could not break Shota’s fighting spirit! Will ZSJ be able to hold onto a playoff berth like this? Is #SHOOTER about to bring the Paradigm Shift to the Climax?

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shingo Takagi VS Gabe Kidd!

The Rampaging Dragon and the Mad Man both fell last round, but they’re not out of the running yet. Will “the liveliest old man” still be able to teach this whelp a few things? Or will Gabe prove he is NJPW Strong?

The bell rings and the two run up! Gabe BOOTS, fires forearms, then runs, but Takagi BOOTS him! Takagi fires forearms, the two go forehead to forehead, then Gabe shoves Takagi. Gabe runs to BOOT Takagi, but Takagi rebounds to BOOT Gabe! Gabe rebounds to BOOT Takagi, Takagi rebounds to BOOT Gabe! Gabe BOOTS again, runs, but Takagi dodges! Only for Gabe to RUN him over! But Takagi’s right up to run Gabe over! Gabe stands, they go to corners and come back to RAM shoulders! The fans fire up while the two are forehead to forehead. Gabe fires a forearm, then eggs Takagi on.

Takagi fires a forearm, Gabe fires back, and fans rally up. Gabe ROCKS Takagi, but Takagi shakes that off. Takagi fires a forearm, Gabe eggs him on. Takagi fires more forearms, but Gabe HAYMAKERS! And CHOPS! Gabe LARIATS in a corner, then CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOSP! Takagi turns things around to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Gabe laughs as he CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Takagi JABS, CHOPS, and repeat! Takagi CHOPS again, but Gabe BOOTS! Takagi blocks, to DOUBLE CHOP! Gabe falls and Takagi catches his breath but the fans fire up. Takagi rises, stomps Gabe, then stalks him.

Takagi brings Gabe up, KNEES him against ropes, then whips to ropes for another KNEE! And then Takagi reels Gabe in, but Gabe suplexes first! Then Gabe looks around for cameras, and he says “My time coming, F YOU, B*TCH!” The fans are torn but Gabe kicks Takagi around. Gabe eggs Takagi on, drags him up, but Takagi fights the suplex! Takagi suplexes, Gabe fights it, so Takagi TWIST ‘N’ SHOUTS! The fans rally and Takagi watches Gabe go to a corner. Takagi runs in, but blocks a boot to LARIAT! Takagi reels Gabe in to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Takagi fires up, and tells Nagata… NO, he has to duck Gabe’s cheap shot first!

Takagi ELBOWS! JABS! And YUKON LARIATS! The fans fire up, and now Takagi looks to camera! “TOKI GA KITA!” The fans fire up and join in on “OI! OI! OI!” Takagi kicks Gabe in the side, drags him back up, but Gabe BITES Takagi’s face! Red Shoes reprimands, but Gabe CHOPS Takagi. Takagi comes back to get face to face with Gabe. Then Takagi CHOPS! Gabe snarls, and he CHOPS back! Takagi nods, and he CHOPS again! Gabe staggers to ropes, but he seethes and shakes his head. Gabe comes back to CHOP, Takagi CHOPS, the fans rally as the CHOPS keep going! But Gabe wobbles! Takagi CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS!

Takagi eggs Gabe on, so Gabe CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Takagi JABS, JABS and fakes the chop to BITE Gabe’s head! Red Shoes reprimands, Takagi lets off and spits, Gabe doesn’t taste good. But then Gabe clinches Takagi for an EXPLODER! The fans rally while both men are down. Takagi and Gabe slowly stir, then Gabe stands. Gabe drags Takagi up, but Takagi fights the clinch with elbows! Gabe swings, into a clinch! EXPLODER! But Gabe’s up to SAIDO! And then Gabe runs, COMEBACKER- SAIDO! Gabe staggers back up, runs in, and he RUNS Takagi over! The fans fire up while both men are down again!

Takagi and Gabe stir, and they crawl to opposite ends. The fans rally, Takagi goes to a corner, and Gabe sits up cross-legged. Takagi headbutts the buckles to fire up! The fans fire up, Gabe shouts at Takagi, “OI!” Takagi glares at Gabe, and they run in! DOUBLE LARIATS! Neither falls, so they DOUBLE LARIAT again! And again! And again! Then again! The fans fire up while both men grit their teeth, to LARIAT point blank again and again, and again and again! They lean on each other, but Takagi fires off RIDGE HANDS! Then a LARIAT! Gabe drops to a knee, but he shakes his head. Gabe stands to LARIAT back!

Takagi staggers, Gabe eggs him on. Takagi stumbles, lariats, but there was nothing behind it! Gabe CLUBS, LARIATS, repeat, and then Takagi falls! Gabe looms over Takagi at the ropes, drags him up, and runs, only for Takagi to follow! LARIAT at ropes! Takagi runs, Gabe steps forward, DOUBLE LARIATS at center! Takagi ELBOWS, JABS, but Gabe HEADBUTTS! Takagi HEADBUTTS! Gabe UPPERCUTS! Takagi JABS and YUKON LARIATS! Cover, ONE!! Gabe LARIATS! Cover, ONE!! The fans are thunderous and both men rise up! Gabe runs in, Takagi dodges, but then Gabe dodges! PUMPING BOMBER hits!!

The fans are thunderous as Takagi roars! Takagi storms over to Gabe, drags him up and pump handles, torture rack, but Gabe slips free! PILEDRIVER!! Takagi’s up!? SLIDING BOMBER!! Gabe rises?! PUMPING BOMBER CRADLE!! TWO!!! Gabe survives, and this is just the 10 minute mark! The fans rally up while both men stir. Takagi rises with “OI! OI! OI!” The fans join in, and Takagi sits Gabe up. Takagi HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS away on Gabe! Takagi drags Gabe up, though he’s a ragdoll, and pump handles! Torture rack, but no, Gabe slips free! SHOTEI! Gabe snarls, and he SLAPS, SLAPS and SLAPS again!

Gabe fires off more slaps, “F YOU!” Takagi SLAPS back! Gabe drops to his knees, and the fans rally up! Takagi fires boxing elbows, but Gabe withstands them all! He eggs Takagi on, Takagi fires more shots, Gabe again says “F YOU!” Takagi JABS, then HEADBUTTS! Gabe sits down, SLIDING PUMPING BOMBER!! Gabe is right back up!? Gabe runs, dodges, and COMEBACKER!! Both men flounder after that impact and the fans are thunderous! There are “GABU! GABU! GABU!” chants emerging over the “TA-KA-GI!” Red Shoes checks both men, they’re both okay to continue, and the fans continue to rally.

Gabe sits up cross-legged again. Gabe drags Takagi up, storms around, and he copies Takagi by headbutting buckles! Gabe reels Takagi in, but Takagi fights the driver! Takagi wrenches, Gabe CLUBS the arm. Takagi HEADBUTTS! Gabe SHOTEIS! Takagi ROCKS Gabe! Gabe falls over and the fans fire up again! Takagi roars and the fans fire up even more! Takagi drags Gabe up by his ears, but Gabe HEADBUTTS! Then PILEDRIVER!! Gabe holds on?! And he PILEDRIVERS again!!! Cover, GABE WINS!!!

Winner: Gabe Kidd, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Takagi earns 0)

The Mad Man avenges his loss over the NEVER Openweight Championship, and he is moving up the ranks! Will Gabe be NJPW Strong all the way until he’s conquered the G1?

Wait, Gabe has them cut his music? He stands at the center of the ring, and he bows in respect to Takagi!! The fans cheer, and then Gabe has them calm down. Gabe offers a handshake? Gabe says be a man and take it. Takagi  struggles to even sit up, so Gabe goes over to him. Gabe puts the icepack on Takagi’s shoulder, and still offers the handshake. Takagi manages to stand, and fans applaud in encouragement. Takagi shows respect back by shaking Gabe’s hand. But then Gabe kicks Takagi low! The Mad Man is still a War Dog, will he do what he wants to who he wants? As for Takagi, will he make sure to fight that much harder to redeem himself?

 

G1 Climax 34 A Block: Tetsuya Naito VS SANADA!

Well, the Uncontrollable Charisma took on former LIJ member, Evil, just last round, and was cheated out of a main event moment. Now another former LIJ member is here to face the champion. The Cold Skull is much more honorable than the King of Darkness, but will he still steal the spotlight? Or can Naito keep things tranquilo?

Again, Naito takes his time with the entrance attire. But again, Sanada is former LIJ, so he is patient. The pants are put aside and the bell rings. The fans rally up, “NA-I-TO!” “SA-NA-DA!” Red Shoes assesses things, and Naito’s side is leading, but Sanada is sure it isn’t by much. The two circle, tie up, and they’re in a deadlock. Sanada waistlocks but Naito wrenches out. Naito hammerlocks, Sanada slips out to waistlock, but Naito drop toeholds. Naito floats to a headlock, but Sanada fights up. The fans rally, Sanada pries at the hold, and he tries for a top wristlock. Naito fights, but Sanada trips him! But Naito headscissors!

Sanada tries to kip free but Naito holds on tight. Sanada endures, fights around, and headstands to then trap Naito’s legs and pop out. Sanada leaps for a headlock, but Naito rolls him and has the headlock instead. Naito pulls on Sanada’s head, but Sanada fights up. Sanada puts Naito on ropes, Red Shoes calls the break. but Naito lets go slowly. Then Naito puts Sanada on ropes! Red Shoes reprimands but Naito lets off slowly again. He pats Sanada on the shoulders, the fans cheer, but then Naito SPITS at Sanada. Sanada sighs, then he kicks low and throws Naito out! Sanada builds speed, but Naito slides in!

Sanada tumbles up and over to the apron, Naito DECKS him! Naito builds speed, but he fakes Sanada out to tranquilo! But Sanada dropkicks him! Again, Sanada knows the tricks. Naito goes to the apron, Sanada storms over and scrapes Naito out of the ring. Sanada goes out, then he whips Naito hard into railing! Naito slumps down, crawls away, but Sanada stalks him. Sanada brings Naito up, fireman’s carries, and SNAKE EYES off railing! Right in front of Bushi on commentary! The fans rally, Sanada brings Naito up, headlocks and brings him around, for an APRON BACK SUPLEX! Naito writhes but Sanada pushes him into the ring. Sanada covers, TWO!

The fans cheer and Sanada stays cool. Sanada drags Naito up, CLUBS him on the neck, and Naito staggers. Sanada brings Naito back around to CLUB him again. Sanada whips, then he catches Naito to a SLEEPER! Naito flails, but Sanada sits him down and leans on the hold. The fans rally as Naito endures, but Sanada grinds Naito down. Naito reaches out, kicks around, and finds his way to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and Sanada lets go. Sanada drags Naito up but Naito fires forearms! Sanada reels Naito in for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up and Sanada brings Naito into the dragon sleeper!

But Naito spins things around! BACKBREAKER, to basement dropkick! Both men are down and the fans rally again. Naito sits up first, then stands. Naito drags Sanada up to whip, arm-drag, and then ELBOW! Basement DROPKICK! Naito then brings Sanada up to whip to a corner, and ELBOW! Naito puts Sanada in ropes, DRAPING NECKBREAKER! Then Naito stands Sanada up to turn him, hold him, and NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up and Naito covers, TWO! Sanada stays in this and the fans rally again. Naito drags Sanada up, cravats and neck wrenches. Sanada fires body shots, but Naito CLUBS him!

Naito snapmares Sanada into the LEG HOOK NELSON! Sanada endures while Naito puts on the pressure. Sanada kicks around, reaches out, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, but Naito “needs help.” Red Shoes helps undo the hold, and Naito brings Sanada up. Naito reels Sanada in to hammerlock and half nelson, but Sanada resists the lift. Sanada clubs at Naito, but Naito CLUBS Sanada. Naito whips, Sanada reverses and hurdles, hurdles, and DROPKICKS! The fans fire up while Naito bails out and we hit 10 minutes. Sanada PLANCHAS and down goes Naito! The fans fire up and Sanada has them get louder.

Sanada storms over to Naito, brings him up, and puts him in the ring. Sanada stalks Naito, brings him up, and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEPS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, Sanada stays cool, and he drags Naito up. Sanada fireman’s carries, but Naito fights free! Sanada runs, but Naito ELBOWS him! Sanada rebounds, Naito spins him and NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up while both men are down again! Naito rises up, hobbles over, and he drags Sanada up. Naito throws heavy elbow after elbow! Sanada falls to all fours, and the fans rally up again. Naito brings Sanada up, to throw more heavy elbows!

Sanada again falls over, and the fans rally up more. Sanada clutches the right shoulder, but Naito drags him up, for more heavy elbows! Naito puts Sanada up top, climbs up after him, and SUPER STEINERS! The fans fire up as Sanada flounders! Naito aims from the corner, runs up, but Sanada dropkicks the legs! Naito still swings, but into a suplex, for MAGIC SCREW! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! Sanada grits his teeth as he rises up, and he goes up a corner! ROUNDING BODY- NO, he has to land out as Naito moves! Sanada runs up, but Naito wrenches and TORNADO- NO, Sanada stops the DDT!

Sanada runs up, Naito avoids the Shining Wizard! Sanada comes back but Naito SPINEBUSTERS! Naito hauls Sanada up to wrench and tilt-o-whirl, but Sanada stops Destino! Fireman’s carry, T K O!! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! We hit 15 minutes, and the fans rally again. Sanada stirs, as does Naito. Sanada kips up! Naito slowly sits up, into the SHINING WIZARD! Sanada then goes up top, to ROUNDING BODY PRESS!! Cover, TWO!! Naito survives and the fans fire up as Sanada says one more time! Sanada clinches, but Naito spins free! Naito suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER!

Naito hurries to haul Sanada up, and he wrenches to tilt-o-whirl, but Sanada slips free! O’Conner Roll BRIDGE! TWO!!! Naito escapes, but a SHINING WIZARD hits again!! Sanada roars, and he brings Naito up again! Clinch, DEAD- NO, Naito slips free, ripcord and DESTINO!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Sanada survives and shocks the fans! But Naito just drags Sanada back up! Another wrench, another tilt-o-whirl, DESTINO~!!! Cover, NAITO WINS!!

Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Sanada earns 0)

A powerful battle worthy of that IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, but it was the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion who comes out on top! Will Sanada have to try even harder if he wants to take the title back?

As for Naito, he catches his breath, stands back up, and has his hand raised. Red Shoes brings him his baseball cap, and after refreshing with some water, Naito gets the mic. “Buenas noches, Fukuoka~!” The fans cheer, and Naito says, “This was our second night of G1 in Fukuoka. Thank you to you all for coming. Gracias, amigos.” The fans cheer again, and Naito asks if they enjoyed these hot two days of action. The fans cheer because they did! Naito says it has been awhile since the G1 was in the Kyushu region, so he enjoyed it, too. Naito notes he is 2-3 now, and as the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion and defending G1 winner… “That’s a bad record.”

But Naito says he will get more and more wins and move into the positive so as to win his second G1 in a row. The fans cheer in hopes of seeing that. And Naito knows they know what’s next. This will be their first roll call in Fukuoka since May of 2016! Eight years and two months! Are they ready? The fans cheer, and Naito says that the only way to close out the G1 in Fukuoka is of course… “Bushi! Hiromu! Takagi! Titan! Yota! Y Naito! NOSOTROS! LOS INGOBERRRRNABLEEEES~! DE! JA! PON!” The fans cheer, but will Naito be able to pull off back to back Climaxes? Or will he fall short of such an achievement?

 

Here are the NEW A Block standings!

Evil: 5-0, 10 points
Zack Sabre Jr: 4-1, 8 points
Gabe Kidd: 3-2, 6 points
Shota Umino: 3-2, 6 points
Callum Newman: 2-3, 4 points
Shingo Takagi: 2-3, 4 points
Tetsuya Naito: 2-3, 4 points
Sanada: 2-3, 4 points
Great-O-Khan: 1-4, 2 points
Jake Lee: 1-4, 2 points

 

Here are the current B Block standings!

Yuya Uemura: 3-1, 6 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 3-1, 6 points
Henare: 2-2, 4 points
Jeff Cobb: 2-2, 4 points
David Finlay: 2-2, 4 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-2, 4 points
Ren Narita: 2-2, 4 points
Hirooki Goto: 2-2, 4 points
El Phantasmo: 1-3, 2 points
Yota Tsuji: 1-3, 2 points


My Thoughts:

Another great round for the G1, and they keep on giving us some rather surprising outcomes. Well, Evil beating Callum was the one clear move, and Evil was still going to cheat even then. However, he’s also the only one going 5-0 now and that seems real bunk to me. Shota is great and all but I wanted to see ZSJ keep pace with Evil going into their match. But they’ll face off on August 6th, so maybe by then, Evil will have lost a match and they’ll have equal records anyway. Khan bringing down Jake Lee to get his first win was great, and that could very well be the spoiler win for Khan, keeping Jake outside of the top three.

While Gabe VS Takagi wasn’t the main event, it was probably the best match of the night. Great intensity, and Gabe winning out was somewhat surprising. As was Gabe’s swerve of showing respect just to get a cheap shot. Gabe’s win over Shota might also come in handy when it comes to determining the third seed. Gabe would have to lose one more than Shota and they’d swap in the block. Naito VS Sanada was still a great main event, and I almost thought Sanada was getting it, but Naito would be shockingly 1-4 so that wasn’t happening. Naito himself might start moving up the block from here, and he’s up against Gabe next, so that’ll be a crucial match.

My Score: 9/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMAPCT! & Unbreakable Results & Match Ratings: 4.17.2025

iMPACT is the Pre-Show, Unbreakable is a TNA+ Special! See what happened!

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iMPACT! is getting the old Heat treatment as a TV episode pre-show. While nothing about the iMPACT episode seems overly intriguing, they all actually have narrative weight, and since the last two weeks have been devoid of weight and general cohesion…this might be a surprisingly good episode which would serve as a better pre-show than expected.

I’m still mad that it’s a damn Thursday and they want to have 4-5 hours of show because WrestleMania reasons. Even WWE realized doing long shows before workdays was stupid, so NJPW giving them the idea to break Mania into two nights is a boon for everyone over thirty.

Also the main reason I’m doing a joint article. Since Unbreakable starts immediately after iMPACT, I’m not gonna put up back to back articles. One stop shoppin it!

iMPACT! – Ratings:

  • Laredo vs Jason Hotch w/Tasha Steelz: Laredo wins via Laredo Fly – ** 1/4
  • Jazmyn Nyxx w/Fatal Influence vs Xia Brookside w/Lei Ying Lee: Xia wins via Small Package – **
  • KC Navarro vs Cody Deaner: KC wins via Loaded Fist – **
  • Maggie Lee & Heather by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley: Hot Topic Hotties win via Cemetery Drive – ** 1/4
  • Jakara Jackson w/Lash Legend vs Dani Luna w/Jody Threat: Dani wins via Luna Landing – ** 1/4
  • Leon Slater vs Brian Myers: Myers wins via Roster Cut – ** 1/2

 

Unbreakable – Quick Ratings:

  • Zachary Wentz vs Eric Young vs AJ Francis: Young wins via Piledriver – *** 1/4
  • Ace Austin vs Steve Maclin vs Eddie Edwards w/Alisha: Steve Maclin wins via KIA – *** 1/2
  • X Division Championship: Moose(c) w/Alisha vs Akeem: Moose wins via Lights Out – Long Squash
  • Mustafa Ali & Nemeths vs Hardys & Mike Santana: Jeff Hardy wins via Swanton Bomb – ***
  • Kaz & Tessa vs Joe Hendry & Masha: Hendry wins via Standing Ovation – ** 3/4
  • Barb Wire Massacre: Sami Callihan vs Mance Warner w/Steph De Lander: Callihan wins via Cactus Driver ’97 – ** 1/2
  • Inaugural International Championship: AJ Francis vs Steve Maclin vs Eric You: Maclin wins via K.I.A. – *** – TITLE CHANGE!!!

 

Results:

Laredo vs Jason Hotch w/Tasha Steelz

Laredo starts quick with a Straight Right, Tijeras, a few quick strikes, kicks Hotch out of the ring, wants a Plancha, but Tasha gets in the way to stop Laredo’s offense which gives Hotch an opening. Quick trip, a few chops and a hard Irish Whip has Laredo trying to catch his breath. Hotch tries to go for another Strong Irish Whip but Laredo reverses, two kicks, Flying Neckbreaker into a Missile Dropkick sending Hotch to the outside. Laredo finally pulls off his Suicida, and he’s rolling. Corner Forearm, Uno Mass Corkscrew Moonsaults, but Hotch manages to get away after two. A Snap Jab staggers Laredo, Ali style Outside In Rolling Neckbreaker and Hotch tries to take things to the top. But Laredo counters and Avalanche Michinoku Driver…only for two.

Laredo tries to keep things going, Back Handspring Crossbody, but Hotch catches him, big Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker for two. Hotch looks to the corner and then gets scared because he thinks Santana might strike, Hotch and Tasha argue, Laredo recovers and runs up the corner and hits the Laredo Fly for the win.

Jazmyn Nyx w/Fatal Influence vs Xia Brookside w/Lei Ying Lee

Jazmyn and Xia go for a chain wrestling or World of Sport kind of start. Xia even gets out of the Head Scissors with the classic Hand Stand and pop. After a little taunting, Jazmyn tries to charge but Xia loops around for a flash Cradle, Nyx kicks out quick and retreats to her Fatal Influence friends for a breather. Xia catches her with a Dropkick, a few strikes and starts putting things together until Jazmyn catches her in the corner and Snake Eyes Xia the hard way and then starts leaning her into the ropes, a few Leg Sweeps, PK kicks and Jazmyn is in control. Fisherman’s Suplex Hold from Jazmyn but Xia kicks at two. She tries to fight back up but Jazmyn is using her positioning to keep control. Bulldog into the middle buckle, puts Xia between the ropes and lays in a Round Kick to her chest and Xia has been eating offense for the last few minutes. The crowd tries to rally the little British Angel, but Jazmyn lays in some forearms, hits the ropes, Xia ducks and they hit stereo High Kicks to double down for a few moments.

Xia starts to rally, gets a few shots in, Tijeras, Xia tries Angel Wings but Jazmyn moves. Jazmyn tries to stay on her, but a Jawbreaker gives Xia time to go to the corner, Xia hits the Crossbody, Angel Wings, and looks for a DDT or something but Fatal Influence get involved distracting everyone. Lei has Fallon hanled, but Jacy is mouthing off causing Rosemary to come down and make a Mist save. Jazmyn tries to be opportunistic, but Xia blocks her move and hits the Small Package for the win.

Overbooked and timing was a bit shoddy in some spots, but not offensive. Not bad, but not good either. 

KC Navarro vs Cody Deaner

This is for a spot in the Ultimate X match. Here’s to hoping the Blessed One beats the hell out of the loser who’s about as over as Herpes. Meaning he never goes away, and he’s unlikable. Anyone that says “Funny Underdogs are needed on shows”, isn’t that like 60% of the roster? No one is funny if everyone tries to be funny. KC however, he’s fucking hilarious and amazing.

KC tries to pay off Deaner and get him to forfeit, Deaner of course does the underdog thing of fighting back, dumb looking punches, goofball corner spot that he lengthens to the put of looking dumb and not funny. Oh thank God KC hits the Spiderman in the ropes, ducks Deaner and 305 gets hit for a near fall. Now KC is rolling, nice quick offense, Snapmare, Front Roll Neck Snap, Stomp into Split into cover for only two. Deaner goes for the comeback, and a few Lariats, Bulldog, and everything looks soo stupid. Deaner puts KC in the Airplane spin, gets dizzy and then goes again, TKO for two.

Navarro tries to powder, Deaner goes after him but the ref gets Deaner off of him since KC was in the ropes, KC wraps his necklace around his knuckles and a quick Jab to the face as Deaner tries to suplex him, 1-2-3, Blessed WIN.

If Deaner was the only doofus guy he’d be fine, but when we have Santino, Arianna, Laredo, KC, Great Hands, Brian Myers, Dango, Alisha, Hendry (while not a doofus isn’t close to serious), Kaz, Elegance Brand (all 3 of them), Ryan Nemeth and those are just off the top of my head. Everyone can’t be silly or no one is silly and nothing matters.

Maggie Lee & Heather by Elegance w/Personal Concierge vs Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley

I’m gonna keep any Gigi drooling to a minimum since I respect my boy Wentz, but I will say, you gotta love Hot Topic Hotties. Yes I like walking red flags, I’m self aware, and okay with it.

Maggie and Gigi start, a  few quick counters, Gigi manages the Double Hook Cradle for two, then Hot Topic Hotties go tandem with a Dropkick and a Twisting Elbow for another two. Tatum is officially legal, Maggie looks for the tag but Heather wants to push Maggie more. Which is exactly how ASH treated her. Tatum turns it around, Gigi tags in, Poetry Bronco, and then Kawada Kicks from Gigi. Concierge distracts, Maggie grabs her, Heather takes the cheap shot, Suplex from Maggie for two. Heather and Maggie get some offense in together, and Heather is working Gigi over in the heel corner. Unicorn Stampede essentially. Heather goes for a pinfall and its only 2. Heather is getting frustrated, Gigi with an Upkick headscissors, Heather tries to stop the tag out, but eats the Mule Kick.

Tatum starts beating on Heather, rams Heather into Maggie, Cartwheel Peach Sunrise, tags in Gigi, Double Headbutts and Cemetery Drive from the Hot Topic Hotties and everyone wins. Jesus…will never leave this chat, he started it.

Jakara Jackson w/Lash Legend vs Dani Luna w/Jody Threat

Things start a little slow, Collar & Elbow tie up that they won’t relent for a while, Jakara tries to turn it into a Headlock Takeover, but Dani is too strong. Dani gets a few shots in, hops the rope for something but Lash makes her present felt and trips Dani while Jakara distracts the referee. The referee didn’t see anything but ejects Lash anyway. Lash won’t go, tries to intimidate the ref and say no. Jakara keeps things moving against Dani while Lash takes her sweet time slowly walking away. Jakara tries a Roll-Up but Dani too thicc to keep down. Dani fights back up, scoops Jakara and drops her unceremoniously.

Jakara starts laying in a bunch of Falling Knees and gets a quick two, before locking in a Cravat that Dani tries to fight out of. Dani counters out of it, ducks the Line, and they crash into each other with Forearms. The Double Fall Down spot is a little played out and this is only the pre-show really.

Dani levels Jakara with a few Lariats, looks for the Luna Landing, Jakara slips it so Dani comes off the ropes with a Busaiku Knee. Luna wants a Blue Thunder but Jakara gets away until Luna grabs her again for the Rebound Blue Thunder Bomb and a near fall. Luna charges the corner, misses, Jakara hits the Tornado DDT, but only two. Jakara tries to ram Dani’s head into the buckles, but Luna blocks, fires and takes Jakara’s head off, Luna Landing gets his and Dani wins!

Elijah has a promo segment and they have a really Sesame Street style “Walk this Way” words on the screen thing. When they did the bouncing ball lyrics with Ron Killings, it was at least cool. This comes off as corny and low budget public broadcasting crap just for Elijah to announce an open challenge at Rebellion or something. Admittedly I zoned out cause I figured it would be nothing of note.

Leon Slater vs Brian Myers

Myers and Slater start in a shoving match jawing at each other, and then Leon lays in a Shoulder Tackle off the ropes, some jumping crap and Myers is getting bounced from corner to corner like a dork. Leon tries to continue the Around the World but a punch, Thrust Kick and Irish Whip across the ring gives him some confidence, but he eats the Feint Mule Kick, Back Handspring Back Elbow…and again System matches are “look stupid and get beat up for 70% of the match until a shortcut can be taken”. Speaking of short cuts, Leon goes for his Corner Leap, Myers guards from it, Leon repositions but gets tripped and eats a Spear. Then…we go to commercial.

Coming out of the commercials Myers is still in control. Leon slips out of a suplex and then connects with a flurry of offense, Myers eats more kicks than I can count, powders, Leon does his corner post leap, comes in and looks to win but an Implant DDT, dick kick and Roster Cut gives Myers the win.

Overall  iMPACT! Rating: 5/10

Nothing special but at least it made some sense and was a better than the last few episodes. Low bar comparatively. Now immediately onto Unbreakable! So because this is a long night, I figured I’d do a Watch A Long with Mat Sarpraicone over on Dirt Sheet Radio because I have zero faith in Unbreakable being worth the 2-3 hours it will take to watch it.

So you’ll get quick results with ratings and an overall thoughts at the end of Unbreakable from me, because it’s late and I needed something to keep me awake.

Overall Unbreakable Rating: 4.5/10

The iMPACT! episode was easier to watch and digest, three Triple Threats is too many and the Main Event being a slow paced triple threat after a Barb Wire match and a bunch of faster matches really doesn’t resonate well with fans. Even though I didn’t love the Sami vs Mance match, ending on carnage and the “babyface” winning would’ve been a much better way to send the crowd home happy and we wouldn’t have needed so much time fill during the last hour of the show.

Maclin being the inaugural International Champion is cool, setting up the first defense against Eric Young is good for their story, so most of the marks were hit. It just was too damn slow and had no business being a main event. Champions vs Challengers was okay, but it only really picked up when Masha and Tessa were mixing it up. I liked Moose having the extended squash match for shits and giggles, but two Triples back to back to open the show is an easy way to burn out a crowd. Sure the Moose match was an extended piss break to recharge the crowd, but the card was just laid out awkwardly and things felt like far more of a chore than they should have.

All in all this was a very lame event. Yes I get it was purely stop gap to take advantage of WrestleMania weekend, but with Rebellion next week, we all knew it wasn’t gonna shake things up too much. But hot damn was I about to fall asleep if I wasn’t doing the watch-a-long to not pass out.

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (4/17/25)

Spring Breakthru Night 2!

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Is Thursday night alright for fighting?

AEW Spring Breakthru continues as Collision is brewin‘ up a TNT Championship Open Challenge! Will it be all about the BOOM for Adam Cole, Baybay?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kevin Knight VS Lance Archer w/ Don Callis; Knight wins.
  • Josh Alexander & Konosuke Takeshita VS Rocky Romero & Tomohiro Ishii; Alexander & Takeshita win.
  • 2v1 Handicap Match: Megan Bayne w/ Penelope Ford VS Rebecca Scott & Ashley Vox; Megan wins.
  • AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Adam Cole VS Claudio Castagnoli; Cole wins and retains the title.
  • Six Man Tag: La Faccion Ingobernable VS Rosario Grillo, Leon St. Giovanni & KM; LFI wins.
  • ROH World Television Championship: Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Nick Wayne; Nick wins and becomes the new ROH World TV Champion.
  • Mercedes Mone & Harley Cameron VS Kris Statlander & Julia Hart; Kris & Julia win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Marina Shafir storms out here!

She throws some poor rando around on stage, and then kicks her off stage, to then storm into the ring. Marina intimidates Arkady Aura into giving up her mic, then here come the Death Riders! Claudio Castagnoli SHOVES a cameraman down, then SMASHES the camera! Then he CHOKE SLAMS the cameraman through a table! Wheeler Yuta beats up more equipment, the fans boo these sore losers, because clearly this is all in response to losing the AEW World Trios Championships just last night. Boston tells off Yuta but he just uses that as motivation. Jon Moxley is in the ring, waiting for all of this to calm down a bit.

Marina gives Moxley the mic, and Moxley tells the fans and everyone celebrating last night better enjoy it now. “Hobbs, Swerve, Shibata, enjoy it now! Because it’s the last chance you’re gonna have to celebrate for a long time!” The fans boo, but Moxley tells The Young Bucks he officially doesn’t like them, he doesn’t like looking at them, so they better stay in their own lane. They cross the line with Moxley, he swears to God that they are never seen or heard from again, and he means that! Fans are torn there, but Moxley says from the first day he started in this sport, there was one undisputed baddest man in pro-wrestling. That man is Samoa Joe.

The fans cheer for “JOE! JOE! JOE!” and Moxley says he has always shown Joe respect, treated him with reverence. The fans sing, “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” Yuta tells them to shut up! Moxley says he has given Joe that reverence, he has given Joe his space, and it could’ve stayed that way. But Joe started something that Moxley has to finish. Because Moxley doesn’t know any other way, he will not run, he will not hide, he will not roll over and die. he knows no other way to do this but to fight Joe to the death for the AEW World Championship! Tomorrow, now, for better or worse! Mox will be clear: He is challenging Joe!

The fans again chant for “JOE! JOE! JOE!” Moxley says that’s all he’s gotta say. Joe’s known Moxley long enough to know exactly what he’s dealing with. Moxley then storms off, leading the Death Riders away. Will Samoa Joe accept that challenge, and perhaps even go Double or Nothing?

 

Kevin Knight VS Lance Archer w/ Don Callis!

The Jet is feeling real good having his share of $400,000, and he’s preparing for next month’s NJPW Best of the Super Juniors tournament. But will Knight still be too fly? Or will he be sent crashing down by the Murderhawk Monster?

The moment Archer hits the ring, he hits Knight! Archer fires off in a corner, the bell rings, and the ref counts. The fans boo but archer only stops to throw his jacket at Knight! Then he THROWS Knight out of the ring! The fans tell Callis off like they did last night, but Archer SMACKS Knight off the LED walls! Archer says night-night, Knight! He CLUBS Knight down on the stage, then drags him up to TOSS him down the ramp! Knight flounders to the apron but Archer steps inside to stop the ring count. Archer goes out to drag Knight up, choke grips, and CHOKE- NO, Knight flips free! Knight blocks a boot, ROCKS Archer, then goes up the corner, BIG triangle jump DROPKICK!

The fans fire up as night goes to the apron, springboards, QUEBRADA! They fall on the ramp and the fans fire up! Knight storms after Archer as they go into the ring, then Knight climbs up. Knight leaps to SEATED- NO, Archer catches Knight! Knight fights and RANAS Archer into a corner! Knight stomps and UPPERCUTS on repeat! Knight then stomps a mudhole, but stops as the ref counts 4. The fans fire up with Knight, but Archer LARIATS Knight inside-out! The fans boo but Archer drags Knight back up. Short arm LARIAT! Callis applauds while Archer rains down forearms on Knight’s head.

The ref reprimands about pulling hair but Archer tells him to shut up! Archer stomps Knight, paces around him, then drags him up. Archer CLUBS Knight on the back, then stalks him to a corner. Archer CHOPS Knight but the fans rally, “Let’s Go, Kevin!” Archer whips, Knight sunset flips, but Archer stays up! But Knight avoids the punch! Knight runs to SLIDING SHOULDER TACKLE! Archer tumbles out of the ring, Knight runs, and he WRECKS Archer with a dropkick! Archer pinballs off the desk, then Knight goes up the corner. But Callis grabs at Knight’s foot! The fans boo, Callis gets away with that, but Archer drags Knight down!

Archer ROCKS Knight, then SWINGS him into the steel steps! Archer is all fired up, Callis is happy, but the fans boo while Collision goes picture in picture.

Archer drags Knight up, brings him around, and whips him hard into railing! Knight sputters, the fans cheer him on, but Archer brings Knight up. Archer ROCKS Knight, sits him in a chair, and then runs up to BOOT him down! Knight slumps against the barriers while Archer refreshes the count. But this just lets Callis get his shots in! Callis hammers Knight, but stops before he gets caught. Callis talks smack on the fans, especially that one guy in the third row. Archer stands Knight up against barriers, calls out a small child in their father’s arms, and then CHOPS Knight! Archer drags Knight along the way, taunts more fans, but Knight fires body shots!

Knight CHOPS Archer, but Archer isn’t even bothered! Archer whips Knight back into the ring, then storms in after him. Archer looms over Knight, stands on Knight’s hand, then steps off as the ref reprimands. Archer taunts Knight, stands him up, and pulls hair to put him in the corner. Archer climbs up, taunts the fans, and he smothers Knight! Archer rains down fists, but he stops short of ten to rob the fans the satisfaction! Spring Breakthru returns to single picture and Archer runs corner to corner. ELBOW! Archer keeps moving, and he ELBOWS Knight again! Archer wants more, so he runs again, to ELBOW Knight again!

The fans are torn as Archer has his hattrick, and he looms over Knight again. Archer taunts Knight, slaps him around, but Knight fires a body shot! Archer nods, eggs Knight on, and Knight fires more hands! The fans fire up, but Archer DECKS Knight! Archer drags Knight around, has a cocky cover, ONE!! Knight is tougher than that as a former IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champion, and he flips Archer off! Archer grabs at him, Knight cradles, TWO!! Archer almost got caught, but he BOOTS Knight for that! And GERMAN SUPLEXES! Knight lands on his face and Archer grins. The fans rally for Knight but Archer puts him in a corner.

Archer hoists Knight up top, ROCKS him, then lifts Knight in the reverse crucifix! Knight flails, BLACKOUT- NO, Knight lands out! But Archer grabs him! CHOKE- DROPKICK! Knight turns things around, then fires hands! The fans rally as hard as they can for Knight as Knight fires shot after shot! Knight whips, Archer reverses, but knight slips to the outside! Archer hits buckles, Knight springboards in, but Archer gets clear. Knight comes back, but into a BOOT/STOMP! Archer drags Knight right up, then goes up the corner with him! The fans fire up already as Archer lifts Knight, but Knight fires elbows!

Knight fires body shots now, Archer pushes him back, but Knight returns, to the UPPER ROOM! Knight rolls and UFO SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Archer is still in this, but Knight runs corner to corner, only for Archer to dodge! Arche comes back, DERAILER!! Archer hauls Knight up, BUCKLE BOMBS, and CHOKE SLAMS! Cover, TWO?!?! Knight survives and Callis is furious! Archer snarls but he drags Knight back to a corner. The fans rally as hard as they can for “KEVIN! KEVIN!” but Archer walks the tightrope! But Knight trips Archer up! Archer is stuck on the ropes, and Knight DROPKICKS him down!

The fans fire up as Knight springboards, FLYING FOREARM to the floor! The fans fire up and Knight puts Archer in! Knight springboards, but Archer catches him! Knight HOTSHOTS that arm, then springboards again, FLYING LARIAT!! Cover, Knight wins!!

Winner: Kevin Knight, by pinfall

The Jet flies high and takes the win! Will this literally big win help Knight take over the BOSJ?

 

The Opps speak.

After Dynamite went off the air, the NEW AEW World Trios Champions regrouped backstage. Samoa Joe said, “Do you understand the unusual thing about predators? Predators tend to think they are the largest and most evil thing in the jungle. They think that nothing pursues them because they are the pursuers. Tonight, the Death Riders learned that wasn’t the case. See, we are The Opps. We are not a movement, we are not an understanding between gentlemen, no. We are men who only need an opportunity and excuse to commit violence. We are men like Shibata. We are men like myself. And now, Death Riders, you learned we are men like Willy Hobbs.

“We are The Opps. We are your AEW Trios Champions. And we are coming for so much more.” The Death Riders were the hunters but are now the hunted, will their reign of terror end thanks to The Opps?

 

BREAKING NEWS for next week’s Collision!

While Collision will return to Saturday nights, it will also have to wait until after coverage of the NBA Playoffs. The silver lining? It’ll be live from coast to coast! Make sure you schedule accordingly so you don’t miss a minute of the Playoff Palooza!

 

Backstage interview with Jamie Hayter & Kris Statlander.

Renee Paquette is with these two ahead of their Women’s Owen Hart Foundation Tournament match, set for next week on Dynamite. It is a semifinal match, and yet this is also the first time Kris and Jamie face off 1v1. The winner goes on to Double or Nothing to face Mercedes Mone in the tournament finals, but Kris stops Renee there. Enough about Mone. And enough about Toni Storm, honestly. There are plenty of other women in this locker room who work just as hard, if not harder, than those two. Jamie says she won’t disagree there. Jamie works hard, Kris works hard, and Jamie won’t stand here to give endless pats on the back.

But Jamie also knows Kris is good, being a former TBS Champion. And Kris knows Jamie is good, being a former AEW Women’s World Champion. They both know they can go, and this right here has been a long time coming. Whoever wins this, they better go all the way. See you Wednesday, mate. That match is for Dynamite, but will Kris get a leg up on Mone in the tag match later tonight?

 

Tony Schiavone reads a letter from FTR.

Given the suspension as announced last night, Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler are not allowed in the building, so they sent this message instead.

“Dear Tony & Nigel, I (Dax) wish I could take back everything we did to you guys last week. It was completely unacceptable, unnecessary, and unwarranted. I honestly think the punishment for us wasn’t severe enough.” Schiavone explains it is a suspension for a week, without pay. Dax’s letter continues to say, “Tony, I would never have gone through with the piledriver with you. You said some things about my daughter that I won’t hold against you. But in the heat of the moment, I felt I was justified to scare you a little. I love you, Tony.” Schiavone rolls his eyes, the fans boo because they don’t believe Dax’s words.

Schiavone explains this next part is addressed to Nigel. “I never wanted things to get physical between the three of us, I know your body, and your mind for that matter, is very fragile.” Nigel rolls his eyes at the passive aggressiveness there. “I’m sure you were thinking the same thing with emotions as we were. Even though you probably knew there was no way you could ever beat us up, LOL. Again, my sincerest apologies to you both, and I hope we can just move forward in a professional and productive manner. With love, Dax Harwood.” The fans still boo the ingenuine sentiments, and Nigel sarcastically accepts the apology. Will FTR ever actually learn their lesson?

 

Josh Alexander & Konosuke Takeshita VS Rocky Romero & Tomohiro Ishii!

The Walking Weapon couldn’t defeat the Cowboy, so he goes and sucker punches him after the match, then seemingly joins forces with The Don Callis Family! Will Alexander get his first win alongside The Alpha? Or can Azucar & Stone Pitbull conglomerate their way to a victory?

The teams sort out and Ishii starts against Konosuke in a battle of Openweight Champions! The fans fire up as Ishii and Konosuke go toe to toe, then they start shoving! The forearms start flying, the fans fire up, and Ishii gets the edge! Ishii runs, but Konosuke BOOTS him! Konosuke whips, Ishii reverses, and then Ishii ducks the lariat to waistlock. Ishii ducks an elbow, but Konosuke ROCKS Ishii! Konosuke reels Ishii in, but Ishii suplexes first! Konosuke fights free, then runs up, and they RAM shoulders! The fans fire up and Ishii runs to RAM Konosuke again! Konosuke returns, runs through the chop and he CLOBBERS Ishii!

Ishii is up, he runs through a chop and then CLOBBERS Konosuke! Konosuke is back up, both men run in, and they RAM each other down! The fans fire up while Konosuke and Ishii back off. Tag to Rocky and Alexander and the fans rally again. The two circle, tie up, and Alexander waistlocks. Rocky switches, Alexander switches, and Alexander SLAMS Rocky down! Rocky brushes that off while the fans rally. The two circle, tie up, and Rocky wrenches. Alexander knees low, whips, but Rocky slides under! Rocky wheelbarrows and arm-drags! Alexander comes back, Rocky dodges and RANAS! The fans fire up while Rocky gives some Azucar Heat!

Rocky runs up, Alexander DUMPS him to the apron, but Rocky UPPERCUTS! Alexander distracts the ref so that Konosuke can YANK Rocky down! Konosuke DOUBLE CHOPS Rocky, then DRIVE-BY DROPKICKS! Rocky sputters while Collision goes picture in picture.

Alexander runs to BODY CHECK Rocky off the apron! The Don Callis Family soaks up the heat, then they fetch Rocky off the ground. Alexander puts Rocky on the apron, CLUBS him, then slides in. Alexander has the ref watch Ishii, and then he stomps Rocky around. Alexander scoops and SLAMS Rocky, then tags Konosuke. Konosuke goes up to SUPER SENTON! Cover, TWO! Rocky stays in this, but Konosuke stays on Rocky with a snapmare and KCIK! Konosuke tags Alexander and Alexander stalks Rocky. Alexander drags Rocky from the ropes to drop a knee! Cover, TWO! Alexander stalks Rocky to the ropes, then bumps him off buckles.

Alexander CHOPS Rocky, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Konosuke has Rocky up top! Rocky fights the back suplex with fists, then he BITES Konosuke! The ref reprimands, but Rocky cravats to hit a SUPER SLICED BREAD! The fans fire up while both men crawl, hot tags to Alexander and Ishii! The fans fire up as these two RAM, and RAM, and then Ishii ROCKS Alexander! Ishii whips, Alexander reverses, but Ishii comes back to CLOBBER Alexander! And SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Alexander survives but Ishii runs, only for Konosuke to get a cheap shot in! Ishii DECKS Konosuke for it! Alexander waistlocks, Ishii fights and switches, but Konosuke runs in!

Alexander ducks, Konosuke BOOTS Ishii! Konosuke runs, he and Ishii DOUBLE LARIAT! Konosuke rebounds to LARIT Ishii down! Rocky runs up, wrenches Konosuke, and kicks off Alexander to TORNADO DDT! Ishii LARIATS Konosuke back down, but Alexander kicks! Ishii blocks, feed to Rocky for a kick and UPPERCUT! Then Ishii hits a GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up more as Ishii runs, and he LARIATS Alexander down! Cover, Rocky blocks Konosuke, but Konosuke SHOVES Rocky onto Ishii! The match is saved but the ref reprimands everyone for being in the ring. Ishii and Rocky argue, but Konosuke has Rocky!

Rocky avoids the forearm, so Konosuke DECKS Ishii! Alexander BOOTS Rocky out of the ring! Alexander torture racks Ishii, for the TOWER HACKER BOMB!! Cover, TWO?!? But into an ANKLE LOCK!! Rocky sends Konosuke into railing! Ishii endures, reaches out, but Rocky storms in! Rocky springboards to CROSSBODY Alexander! The fans fire up, but Konosuke runs in! Rocky DUMPS Konosuke out, then PLANCHAS! Ishii LARIATS Alexander, suplexes, but Alexander fights it! Alexander wrenches, Ishii wrenches back, but Alexander gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, ROCKY BREAKS IT!

The fans fire up as we get another save! Rocky brings Alexander i, but Alexander waistlcoks. Rocky fights free, throws an elbow, then a HAYMAKER! Rocky reels Alexander in, but Alexander hits a GOURD BUSTER! Alexander hoists Rocky up, but Ishii helps Rocky RANA! Rocky KICKS Alexander, cravats, and Ishii gives him the boost! SHIRA- NO, Alexander slips free! Rocky waistlocks Alexander, Ishii runs up, but Alexander ducks! The LARIAT hits Rocky! Then Alexander rolls Ishii up, with tights! TWO!! Alexander fires a flurry of elbows, but Ishii roars! Ishii runs in, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX! But he’s right back up!?

Alexander runs up, Ishii SWATS a lariat, then ROCKS Alexander! Alexander ROCKS Ishii, but Ishii HEADBUTTS! The fans fire up while both men fall! A standing count starts, but Ishii crawls hover, hot- WHAT?! Rocky leaves Ishii hanging?! WHY?!? The fans boo, but Konosuke BOOTS Ishii! Then feed to a GERMAN SUPLEX! Alexander holds on, ripcord, DOUBLE ROLLING ELBOWS!! Then a POWERBOMB!! High stack, Don Callis Family wins!

Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Josh Alexander, by pinfall

Rocky looks conflicted, but they why did he leave Ishii all alone to begin with?! Callis celebrates with his guys, will nothing stop the family from taking over AEW? Rocky goes back to help Ishii, but Ishii shoves Rocky! Ishii asks what the heck, but wait! Is that TRENT BERETTA!? Rocky CLOBBERS Ishii, and Trent takes off the jacket! Trent rains down fists on Ishii now, and the Callis Family returns?! Trent was Don Callis Family the last time we saw him, and it seems he still IS Don Callis Family! Callis explains to Konosuke that it’s fine, and he gives Trent the monkey wrench! The very thing that took Trent out almost a year ago!

Rocky stands Ishii up, and says goodbye. Trent CLOBBERS Ishii with the monkey wrench!!! Trent & Rocky are in the Family, will AEW soon belong to them?

 

Backstage interview with Mercedes Mone.

Lexy Nair welcomes in #FourBeltsMone, and Mone again says, “Bostooon~! Say hello to your C E O!” Lexy congratulates Mone on defeating Athena last night and advancing to the Women’s Owen Hart Cup finals at Double or Nothing. She will either face Kris or Jamie, and Kris is someone Mone has had a lot of history with. Mone stops Lexy there and says that history is where Mone won them all. Tonight, she is in the main event in another tag match alongside Harley Cameron. Mone already groans as Harley brings out “Mini Mone!” “Bostooooon~! Say hello to your C E O~!” Mone says she already did that.

Mini Mone knows Main Mone doesn’t wanna talk to Harley right now, but she has assured Mini Mone that things will be different this time. They better be! Now now, talk to Mini Mone. She’s not gonna do that! Harley, just stay out of the way and not be such a loser! Harley pouts but Mone says there’s no reason to be sad. Mini Mone says yeah, there’s no crying in wrestling! Damn right! Wait, wait, why is she talking like the puppet’s real!? Harley starts singing “Ride the Money Wrath Train~!” Mone says no no no! Mone storms off, but the train is on the tracks either way. Mini Mone says, “See you tonight!” Will The CEO and the wild Aussie stay on track as we head for Double or Nothing?

 

2v1 Handicap Match: Megan Bayne w/ Penelope Ford VS Rebecca Scott & Ashley Vox!

The wrath of the Megasus has yet to be satiated, so she is again doubling up on opponents. Will even Everyone’s Favorite Flight Attendant & The Reel Catch #BowDown?

The bell rings and Vox & Scott DOUBLE DROPKICK! The fans fire up as they bring the fight to Megan with fast hands! They double whip, but Megan crisscrosses them into each other, then DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES!! The fans fire up as Megan roars, and she reels Vox in! Megan hauls Vox up to POWERBOMB! And deadlift for ANOTHER POWERBOMB! And ANOTHER POWERBOMB!! Vox flounders away while the fans fire up! Megan aims at Scott, runs in, and LEAPING LARIATS! Megan is all fired up, and she hauls Scott up, FATE’S DESCENT onto Vox!! Double cover, Megan wins!

Winner: Megan Bayne, by pinfall

Vox & Scott tried, but they could not stop this female titan! Megan then sits them both up and tells them, “BOW DOWN!” Megan SMACKS them off the mat! The Superbad Girl raises Megan’s hand in victory, will nothing stop Megan from storming back up the mountain?

 

Anthony Bowens speaks.

“Throughout my life, I’ve been told ‘no’ so many times. But if I wanted it bad enough, I always found a way. And here in AEW, I won’t take ‘no’ for an answer. My name is Anthony Bowens. I am AEW’s 5 Tool Player. The perfect combination of power, athleticism, intelligence, the look, and The It Factor. I am the Pride of Professional Wrestling, led by a badass. I intend to use every tool necessary to climb to the top of AEW. And oh, yeah, I intend to win gold. Let’s make history. So the question is, who’s next to step to the plate and get their ass Molly Whopped by THE Five Tool Player?! That journey starts now. Don’t believe me? Well I’ve got five tools and one rule: Prove them wrong!”

 

AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Adam Cole VS ???

The Panama City Playboy is in Boston, ready to make this City of Champions undisputed! But who will step to this paragon of wrestling? CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI! The Death Riders never left the building, they were just lurking from the shadows! But will the Swiss Cyborg snatch away this title to make up for the one he lost?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who brings the boom!

The bell rings and the two tie up. Claudio powers Cole right to a corner, lets off as the ref counts, but then Cole avoids the sucker punch! Cole fires fast hands, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Claudio scoops Cole first to SLAM him down! Claudio looms over Cole, drags him up, and he whips Cole, only for Cole to reverse. But Claudio bounces off buckles to BOOT Cole down! The fans boo but Claudio stalks Cole. Claudio drags Cole up, scoops again, but Cole fights around to a SLEEPER! The fans cheer, but Claudio RAMS Cole into buckles. Claudio is free, but Cole BOOTS him, then JUMP NECKBREAKERS! Cover, ONE!!

Cole hurries to headlock, but Claudio powers up and lifts Cole, only for Cole to sunset flip! Claudio drags Cole right up, but Cole fires forearms! The fans fire up as Cole whips, btu Claudio reverses. Cole grabs ropes, 52 Fake Out! SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Claudio stays in this but Cole runs up to BOOT him back down! Claudio bails out, throws a fit, but then Cole BOOTS him off the apron! The fans fire up for “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” Claudio goes to the apron, Cole storms up on him, but Claudio trips Cole up! Claudio drags Cole out, Cole fires forearms, but Claudio knees low! Claudio whips Cole hard into barriers!

Claudio winds up, runs up, but Cole dodges! Now Claudio hits the barriers! Cole fires forearms, stalks Claudio around the way, and he fires forearms again. Claudio YANKS Cole into the barriers! The ring count climbs, Claudio hauls Cole up, BARRIER BACK SUPLEX! Cole flops to the floor and the fans lose their minds! Claudio refreshes the ring count, but he does wait on Cole. Cole slowly crawls, so Claudio goes out to fetch him. Claudio UPPERCUTS Cole, Cole staggers around, and Claudio military presses him! Claudio TOSSES Cole out into the crowd! The fans go nuts again, and they cheer on “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this possible.

Claudio storms into the ring, soaks up the heat, and the ref checks Cole. That was a rough landing on that hardwood floor, but it seems Cole is okay to continue. The fans rally for Cole as he hobbles his way back to ringside. Cole rolls in, but Claudio runs up to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Cole stays in this but Claudio clamps onto him with a chinlock. Cole endures, the fans rally, but Claudio squeezes tight. Cole fights around, fights to his feet, and the fans fire up as Cole fires body shots. But Claudio knees low, then TOSSES Cole back out! Cole flops to the floor, the fans boo more, but Claudio just soaks it all up as Collision goes picture in picture.

Cole gets checked by Doc Sampson, given that big bruise right on his side. The ring count climbs all the while, and Claudio paces as he waits on a verdict from Doc. Cole seems to be okay to continue, and he crawls his way over. Cole grabs at the apron skirt, drags himself up, and springs in at 9! Claudio is right on him and rains down fists! Claudio is all fired up, and also sports a cut on his arm from hitting these barriers. Claudio scoops to hit a BACKBREAKER, and then he bends Cole against his knee! Cole endures, throws hands from below, but Claudio shoves him down! Cole avoids the elbow drop! Claudio snarls, but Cole fires a forearm!

Claudio UPPERCUTS, Cole fires another forearm, repeat! Claudio looms over Cole but Cole still comes back with a forearm! The shots go back and forth, but then Claudio smothers Cole with a chinlock! Cole endures and fights back up, but Claudio pushes him down to the mat! Claudio leans on the hold as he grinds Cole down. Cole fights up again, fires body shots, and Spring Breakthru returns to single picture. Claudio ROCKS Cole, runs, but Cole ROCKS Claudio! Claudio UPPERCUTS into a backslide! TWO, and Cole fireman’s carries, but Claudio fights free! Claudio whips, UPPERCUTS, then whips corner to corner.

Claudio runs in and UPPERCUTS! Then he whips corner to corner again, for another UPPERCUT! Claudio tries again, but Cole SUPERKICKS him down! The fans fire up while a standing count begins again! Cole is in a corner, but Claudio rises up to get him. Cole JAWBREAKERS, then ELBOWS, then BOOTS! Claudio still comes back, Cole gets around, BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Cole is frustrated and sore, but he still stands up. The fans fire up as Cole is in the corner, and he climbs up the ropes! Cole aims, Claudio stands, PANAMA- BACKDROP! Claudio wags his finger, then he storms up, but has to fight off another fireman’s carry!

Claudio short arm LARIATS, then he drags Cole up! Claudio reels Cole in, but Cole BACKDROPS! Claudio just manages to land out, but Cole SUPERKICKS again! Cole now fireman’s carries, for USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Claudio stays in this and Cole is frustrated, but the fans rally up behind Cole. Cole goes back to the corner, hops up again, and Claudio’s up. PANAMA SUN- NO, Claudio trips and SWINGS Cole! The fans are torn as Cole goes around and around! TEN and Claudio THROWS Cole! Cover, TWO!! But into a CROSSFACE! Claudio pulls back on Cole but Cole endures! The fans rally as Cole reaches out. Cole rolls to a cover, TWO!

Claudio THROWS Cole to a corner! Claudio runs, UPPERCUTS, and then runs again! But Cole DUMPS Claudio out! Claudio HOTSHOTS Cole, hurries up the corner, then leaps, into a SUPERKICK! Cole covers, TWO!! Claudio is still in this, but both men are running on fumes. Cole rises up, brings down the kneepad, and says it’s time. But Claudio stops Cole to waistlock, only for Cole to PELE! Cole runs, into a POP-UP UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO!! Cole survives and Claudio is in disbelief! Cole goes to a corner as Claudio snarls and rises up. Claudio runs up, UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS, and UPPERCUTS!

The ref backs Claudio off, the fans boo, but Claudio just seethes. Cole drags himself up with the ropes, Claudio runs back in, UPPERCUT! UPPERCUT! UPPERCUT! Claudio just UPPERCUTS and ELBOWS away! The ref backs Claudio off, warns him to listen to authority, but Claudio goes back in for more UPPERCUTS! The fans rally for Cole as he takes these shots, but then Claudio hoists him up top! Claudio climbs, goes to the very top, SUPER DUPER PLEX!! Cover, ONE, and into a ghost pin! COLE WINS!!!

Winner: Adam Cole, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Claudio is in shock! But perhaps his anger got the better of him as he could’ve done things different. But the rest of the Undisputed Kingdom/Paragon is here to celebrate with their guy! Will Cole, Roddy & Kyle all be rolling on the road to Double or Nothing? Wait, now Claudio FLIPS the desk over in his anger! And then he stands it up on it’s side to tip it the other way! And another way! Yuta and Moxley hurry out here to try and calm Claudio down, and the fans taunt Claudio, “That’s expensive! That’s expensive!” They even chant “LOSERS! LOSERS!” The Death Riders storm off, what will satiate their anger?

 

Backstage interview with “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith.

Lexy Nair is with the former Learning Tree Branches, The Redwood & The Bad Apple. She brings up how last week, Chris Jericho said he wasn’t angry, he was just disappointed, and then he left them to themselves. Where do they go from here? Bill says Jericho was disappointed in them, but Bill is disappointed in Jericho. Jericho is supposed to be the leader, and yet he walks out on them? Quite honestly, Bill is getting… angry. Keith wants Bill to chill. Not right now. What? What’s the difference? They talked about this in private, what’s the difference with it being now? Keith says it is like Bill just said: It was in private.

Keith knows Jericho said they were family, and that means something to Keith. And he just feels that if they’re family, they should handle this like family, and that is internally. And maybe, if Bill didn’t put Jericho on blast last week, Jericho wouldn’t have left. Bill understands, family is very important. That is why Keith wants to get back in the good graces of Jericho. Bill gets that. He just isn’t sure they should be living and dying at the whims of Jericho. Either way, the strategy moving forward is the same: They need to get in the ring, crack some skulls, and stack some wins. Lexy, to answer the question of what’s next, that is next.

Bill heads out, Keith follows, but will they do better or worse without The Nueve?

 

Six Man Tag: La Faccion Ingobernable VS Rosario Grillo, Leon St. Giovanni & KM!

Finally, El Toro Blanco has returned! Rush leads Dralistico y The Beast Mortos into action again, will LFI finally stampede through AEW?

The trios sort out and LFI just attacks! Dralistico has Grillo, Rush has KM and Mortos as LSG! Things spill out side, LFI send their opponents into barriers, and then Darlistico CHOPS Grillo! Rush stomps KM, Dralistico stomps Grillo, and Mortos is back in the ring. The fans fire up with Mortos, and Dralistico sends Grillo into more railing! Rush regroups with his hermanos, both literal and in arms. Dralistico CHOPS LSG, Mortos SPLASHES, and then Mortos whips LSG corner to corner for another SPLASH! Mortos whips LSG to ropes now, for a POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Tag to Dralistico and he springboards in, FLYING CODE BREAKER!

LSG flounders around and the fans fire up. KM tags in, but Dralistico SOBATS, KICKS, and ENZIGIRIS! The fans fire up as Dralistico tags in Rush! The fans fire up and Rush SUPERMAN PUNCHES KM! Then he DECKS LSG, HEADBUTTS Grillo, and he lets Dralistico FLY! Down go LSG and Grillo! Rush then says, “You mess with the bull…” YOU GET THE BULL’S HORNS!! KM takes those right in the face! Cover, LFI wins!

Winners: La Faccion Ingobernable, by pinfall

LFI makes quick work, and Rush says LFG! Will these three be like bulls in a China shop when it comes to the AEW Trios Division?

 

Backstage interview with Kevin Knight.

Renee catches up to The Jet as he and “Speedball” Mike Bailey say hey. A big congratulations for Knight in winning against Archer. Renee is pretty sure that match came about because Callis didn’t like the rejection he got in trying to recruit Knight and Speedball. Knight says pretty much, but that’s understandable. He doesn’t think the Don- Ricochet steps in, backwards hat and military coat not really going together, but he tells Knight to shut it. Ricochet says these goofs are not the story of the week. The story is how they screwed Ricochet last week and stole that prize money!

Speedball says if by “screwed,” Ricochet means Speedball’s team beat him fair and square to win 400 stacks, then yeah, he got screwed. Ricochet says first, you pinned Mortos, not Ricochet. And seeing as how they’re the new guys here, here’s some “veteran advice.” Don’t upset the top talent in AEW. You don’t disrupt the chain of command. And since Knight and Speedball are so low, at the bottom of the pole, take his advance before something bad happens. Knight says Ricochet has it all twisted, they respect him. Knight and Speedball respect the game, the in-ring talent, the hot wife, all of that.

But anything that Ricochet can do, the Jet can, too. In fact, here’s something he can do that Ricochet can’t. And then he shakes them dreads! Ricochet says here’s what he can do: he can smack Knight in his mouth! Then do it then! Maybe he will, if Knight keeps talking! Knight fakes a slap and makes Ricochet flinch! Ricochet says okay, he wants trouble now. Yeah, Knight needs that. Speedball says okay, just not tonight. Speedball and Knight head out, Renee tosses her hair and leaves. But will the One & Only find he’s the only one with a problem?

 

ROH World TV Championship: Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Nick Wayne!

If Christian Cage is to be believed, this match has come about all thanks to him pulling the strings. But at the same time, he told his “son” that he’d have to win this one on his own. Will The Prodigy make The Patriarch of the Patriarchy proud? Or will the Commander of the Skies ruin Christian’s “gift?”

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who’s the real star of ROH TV!

The Code of Honor is not upheld as Nick SPITS at Komander! The bell rings, the fans boo, and Komander DORPKCIKS Nick! Komander fires off hands in the corner, Nick scurries away but Komander keeps on him! Komander CHOPS, Nick kicks low, and then Nick ROCKS Komander. Nick storms up, but Komander kicks, mule kicks, front kicks, and CHOPS! The fans fire up, Komander whips, but Nick reverses. Komander rolls off Nick’s back, then blocks the chop to knuckle lock and CHOP! Komander goes up, up, jumps around, and then FLYING RANAS! The fans fire up again while Nick flounders away.

Komander runs in, Nick TOSSES him to the ramp! Nick comes back, but Komander GAMANGIRIS him down! Komander goes up with Nick in the drop zone! But Nick hurries away, no Cielito. Komander still tightrope walks to ARABIAN PRESS, only for Nick to put him on the apron! Komander RAMS into Nick, springboards, and CROSSBODIES! Then DROPKICKS! The fans fire up while Nick bails out to the ramp. Komander aims, springboards, but Nick dodges! Komander comes back, Nick puts him in the ring, then he ducks a haymaker to HOTSHOT! Komander falls and the fans boo, but Nick checks his teeth.

We see Christian Cage, Kip Sabian & Mother Shayna are watching this backstage as Nick hurries back in the ring. Nick stomps Komander, RAMS him into a corner, then puts him up top. Komander wobbles, Nick winds up to CHOP, then Nick climbs. Komander fires hands and Nick backs off. Komander hops down, springboards, but Nick SHOVES him down! Komander crashes to the floor and Collision goes picture in picture.

Abrahantes coaches Komander, and Nick goes outside to taunt the fans. Nick then fetches Komander to THROW him into railing! Komander writhes, Nick soaks up heat much like he did during Prelude to Spring Breakthru. Nick fetches Komander again, puts him in the ring, and taunts the fans before stepping inside. Cover, TWO! Nick is annoyed but he looms over Komander. Nick drags Komander up, throws him into the ropes, then CHOKES him! The ref counts, Nick steps off and he taunts the fans before he CHOKES Komander again! The ref counts again, Nick steps off, and Komander sputters while Nick swaggers around.

Nick drags Komander up, brings him around, and snapmares for a leg drop! Cover, TWO! Komander stays in this and Nick grows frustrated. Nick tells the fans to shut up, but Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Nick again has Komander on the ropes, literally. Nick whips Komander then KNEES him against the ropes! Nick soaks up the heat, whips Komander again, but Komander springboards to go up and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Then he reels Nick into a EURO CLUTCH! TWO!! Nick escapes in time, but Komander CHOPS! And CHOPS! Nick kicks low, runs, but Komander scoops to BACKBREAKER! The fans fire up while both men are down! Abrahantes and Boston rally for “KO-MAN-DER!” Nick goes to a corner, Komander runs up, but Nick dodges! Nick runs in, but Komander puts him up top, ROCKS and CHOPS him, then triangle jump ENZIGIRIS!

Nick flops to the ramp and the fans fire up! Komander builds speed, and he FLIES to SWANTON Nick on the ramp! A rough landing no matter what, but Komander still kicks Nick in the ring. Komander aims from the corner, tunes up the band and the fans join in. Komander runs, goes up, up, and MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! Nick survives but the fans taunt him with “Whose Mom?” “NICK’S MOM!” Komander drags Nick up, torture racks, but Nick fires hands! Nick is free, he goes to a corner, but Komander runs up. Nick goes up and over, victory rolls, TWO! Komander runs back in, but Nick sends him hard into buckles!

The fans boo while Nick takes aim. Nick kicks but Komander ducks it! Komander RAMS Nick into the corner, then hops up, POISON-RANA! Cover, TWO! Nick survives and both men are down while the fans fire back up. Komander goes back to the corner, aims and springboards, but Nick slips around! DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Nick is stunned, but he takes aim again! Komander rises, into Nick’s ROUNDHOUSE! Then up, up, WAYNE- TIGER FEINT sweeps the legs! And then a FLYING DESTROYER!! Nick tumbles out of the ring, staggers around, and the fans are thunderous as Komander builds speed!

Komander goes up, up, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS!! Direct hit on Nick and Boston is erupting! Komander puts Nick in, “This is Awesome!” as Komander climbs again. Nick is in the drop zone, for CIELITO LINDO onto BOOTS!! Nick turns things around, then takes aim, ROUNDHOUSE! Nick roars, reels Komander in to pump handle and PRODIGY PLEX!! Cover, NICK WINS!!!

Winner: Nick Wayne, by pinfall (NEW ROH World Television Champion)

Boston doesn’t like it, but Nick Wayne just became the youngest singles champion in ROH! The Patriarchy is certainly proud, but then Christian Cage leaves Shayna and Kip to go off somewhere. Will he prepare some other gift for his Prodigy as celebration?

 

Hologram is loading.

And Hologram will return to action next week for Playoff Palooza! Will the incredible win streak continue?

 

Top Flight speaks.

Dante Martin calls out Action Andretti & Lio Rush to say, “Guess what? We just came from Tony Khan’s office, and there’s no more running, there’s no more hiding, no more ducking, because we have a match next week.” Darius says it isn’t just any match. This has been going on for far too long, so they’re over the wrestling part of this. They want to fight The Cru! Forget the rules, forget the tags, it is a TORNADO TAG MATCH! Leila Grey tells Action & Lio that they’ll see ’em next week for Collision: Playoff Palooza. That is, if The Cru has the balls to show up. Well hold on, The Cru shows up now!

Lio & Action tell Top Flight that they don’t have to wait! Security steps in and keeps this from getting out of hand, but what will happen when there’s nothing holding these teams back?

 

BREAKING NEWS for a future Dynamite!

It will be AEW’s return to Portland, Oregon, June 11th, when AEW does the unthinkable! It will be the first-ever AEW Summer Blockbuster, a FOUR HOUR edition of Dynamite! That’s right, F O U R!! Get tickets next Thursday, or at least set your DVRs so you do not miss what could be an instant classic!

 

Toni Storm is here!

The Timeless AEW Women’s World Champion was present last night to watch from afar, but now she wants to get a closer look at tonight’s main event!

Mercedes Mone & Harley Cameron VS Kris Statlander & Julia Hart!

The CEO is reluctant to step back into the ring alongside the wild Aussie, but Harley’s probably the only person who would team with her at this point. Can Harley help Mone keep the Money (Wrath) Train on track? Or will the #BornAgainKristen and the Princess of the Black Throne make a winning combination?

The teams sort out and Mone starts against Kris for both a revival of their rivalry, and also a teaser of what could be for the Owen Hart Cup finals. The two tie up, and Kris SHOVES Mone down! The fans cheer as Kris flexes, but Mone tags Harley. Harley and Kris tie up, and Kris SHOVES Harley away! Harley tags Mone back in, and then picks up Mini Mone! Wait, wait, Harley tags in Mini Mone? Is this a substitution or a 3v2 Handicap now? Harley THROWS Mini Mone at Kris, which Kris easily catches. Kris passes Mini Mone to Julia, how just puts Mini Mone down to step on! Harley tries to roll Kris up but Kris stays up.

Kris drags Harley to her feet, then slips around to roll Harley up! Harley rolls through, Oklahoma Rolls back, TWO! Kris runs up, Harley headlocks, but Kris powers up and out. Harley tilt-o-whirls and HARLEY-GO-ROUNDS! Kris ends up in a corner, the fans fire up, and Harley shouts, “Feel The Wrath~!” Harley runs in, Kris dodges, and then Kris runs in. Harley ELBOWS Kris, has Kris in the ropes, and sunset flips! TWO! Kris kicks, then deadlifts Harley for a suplex! The fans fire up, Kris tags Julia, and Julia takes the handoff to wrench and YANK Harley’s arm! Julia YANKS the arm again and again, then goes up the ropes.

Julia knuckle locks, then tightrope walks! The fans fire up as Julia hits an OLD SCHOOL! Then she adds a BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Cover, but Mone breaks it! The fans cheer, but Julia drags Harley up. Harley JAWBREAKERS, then runs, dodges, and ENZIGIRIS! Tag to Mone, but Julia drop toeholds! Julia dribbles Mone off the mat, but Mone gets free. Mone goes to a corner, Julia runs up and ELBOWS! Julia runs side to side, tags Kris, then goes back to ELBOW Mone again! Kris runs in and KNEES Mone down! Kris brings Mone around to scoop, and FALL AWAY SLAMS! The fans fire up while Mone flounders out and Kris flexes.

Kris goes to the apron, Mone blocks the kick, but Kris handstands out of the throw! Kris also avoids the sweep of her arms, but Mone goes up! Kris avoids the meteora, and they both stop as the other shows haymaker! They then look at Toni Storm, and then they both ROCK the other! Julia and Harley run up, but Mone and Kris DECK them! Then they fire fast hands with each other! The fans fire up, Kris KNEES low, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Kris reels Mone in and FLAPJACKS her off the apron! Mone flounders, Kris stands on her while doing the CEO dance! Kris hauls Mone up and into the ring, covers, TWO! Kris drags Mone up, tags Julia, and they mug Mone. Julia ROCKS Mone, whips her to a corner, but Mone reverses. Mone runs up, blocks boots and ROCKS Julia! Julia is in the ropes and Mone hits the STOCK DROP! Mone huffs ‘n’ puffs before she drags Julia to a cover, TWO! Mone is annoyed but she drags Julia up again. Mone snapmares Julia, runs, and METEORAS! Cover, TWO! Julia stays in this but Mone taunts Kris. Mone dares Julia to crawl to Kris, but then she bumps Julia off buckles.

Mone tags Harley and they mug Julia. Harley brings Julia around, whips her to ropes, and ELBOWS her down! Cover, TWO! Harley stays between Julia and Kris, then brings her around. Julia JAWBREAKERS free, then CLUBS Harley. Julia CHOPS Harley at the ropes, CHOPS her again, then fires forearms. The ref counts, Julia backs off, but then Julia whips Harley to ropes. Harley ducks ‘n ‘dodges, and DOUBLE LARIATS take them both down! The fans rally while Julia and Harley crawl, and Spring Breakthru returns to single picture as they hot tag Mone and Kris! The fans fire up as Mone CHOPS, knuckle locks and goes up, up, and FLYING ARM-DRAGS!

Mone does her dance, then runs corner to corner, DOUBLE KNEES! Mone reels Kris in, the fans rally, and Mone snap suplexes! That’s Una Amiga, and then Mone gets Kris up for Dos Amigas! then THREE AMIGAS! But Kris stops it before quatro! Harley makes the save, and she helps Mone, only for Kris to DOUBLE SUPLEX! Kris rolls through?! DOS DOUBLE SUPLEX! Kris rolls through again and THREE DOUBLE SUPLEX!! The fans are thunderous, we see Jamie Hayter watching backstage and applauding, and Kris puts Mone & Harley in the drop zone! Kris goes up, but Harley rolls with Mone to avoid the 450 Splash!

The fans fire up as Kris tags Julia while Mone and Harley seem to have a tender moment of friendship. Julia ruins the moment with a STANDING MOONSUALT! Julia then tilt-o-whirls Mone, but Mone stops that to RAM Julia into the corner! And then she puts Julia in the Tree of Woe for KNEE after KNEE after KNEE! Mone goes out, goes up, but Julia SPIDER SUPLEXES her away! Harley runs up, Julia sits up to then roll back, and she takes a swing! Harley reels Julia in for a NECKBREAKER! Kris kicks Harley, reels her in, and hits a NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB! But then Mone METEORAS Kris! Julia stalks Mone, runs up, wrench and STO!

Julia puts Mone in the drop zone, goes back up the corner, and HART SAULT gets KNEES! The fans fire up while Julia and Mone are both down! Julia and Mone stir, “This is Awesome!” as a standing count starts. Mone and Julia stir at about 4 of 10, crawl for their corners, hot tag to Kris! Kris fires off on Mone with forearms! Kris ROUNDHOUSES Mone, BLASTS Harley, and then runs up on Mone. Mone hooks her into the Gory Especial! Kris fights free, scoops Mone, but Mone kicks and flails! Kris’ legs give out, they both flop down, and the two fight on the mat. Kris powers up to her feet, but Harley tags in!

Harley brings Mone out of the gut wrench, but Kris hits the DISCUS LARIAT! Kris kicks, Mone blocks, and Mone KNEES Kris in return! Mone whips, Kris reverses, and Mone is sent into Julia’s TARANTULA!! But Harley rolls Kris up! TWO!! Mone is stuck as Kris scoops Harley and hits a BACKBREAKER! Then Kris cording holds Harley’s arm, kisses the bicep, and hits the Hayterade?! Cover, Kris & Julia win!

Winner: Kris Statlander & Julia Hart, by pinfall

That wasn’t just the game winner Kris hit on Harley, it was a message sent to Jamie! Luther helps Toni Storm to the ring so she can applaud Kris, and even blow a kiss! Will Kris go Double or Nothing with Mone to then go All In with Toni? Or will Kris feel a Hayterade from the source?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision to not just wrap Spring Breakthru but to keep things going immediately from last night. Very good promo from The Opps after their win, and some great stuff with The Death Riders for once. The Death Riders throwing a fit was good stuff, and Moxley had a good promo to call out Samoa Joe. Moxley wants his match with Samoa Joe, that’s a great detail in itself, and that is going to be a great match for Double or Nothing. Claudio stepping up to Adam Cole’s Open Challenge was also cool, and that was a great match. Cole surviving was a good touch, especially with how it just pissed Claudio off more.

Very good promo from Bill & Keith, and it feels very obvious that Keith will betray Bill to side with Jericho. We will get Bill VS Jericho, Keith will screw Bill, but then something will happen where Bill gets his rematch and wins over Jericho in the end. Really good “letter” from FTR to keep up their passive aggressive nature, and you can bet they’ll just do all the same things again next week when they’re back. Great to see LFI back in full force, but let’s just hope they actually get going this time around. There could even be some interesting intertwining of stories if LFI challenge for the trios titles at Double or Nothing, putting Joe in a double header situation since he’ll face Moxley for the world title.

Good promo from Top Flight with Cru to hype up next week’s Collision. But does every post-basketball Collision need a nickname? And as nicknames go, “Playoff Palooza” sounds more like a promotional deal run at a supermarket or car dealership. Really good stuff from the Don Callis Family tonight. Great match from Knight VS Archer and a great win for Knight. Knight and Speedball have a good promo with Ricochet, and a match of Knight VS Ricochet would be awesome, I hope we see it before Knight’s off for Best of the Super Juniors.

Great tag match of Alexander & Takeshita VS Ishii & Rocky, and I should’ve realized watching ROH Prelude to Spring Breakthru was teasing something for tonight. Rocky was salty over that loss there, and then he got even saltier during this match. Great to see Trent back, and now Roppongi Vice is Don Callis Family! They can be the tag team of the faction while Konosuke, Kyle Fletcher and now Josh Alexander all go for singles titles. Awesome ROH World Television Championship match from Komander and Nick Wayne, and again to my surprise, the Prelude foreshadowed stuff. Nick brought momentum into this match, he won this title, and unless he loses it back to Komander at like Supercard of Honor, he probably will bring the title to NJPW BOSJ.

Another great handicap match win for Megan Bayne, but she’ll still be spinning her wheels until after Double or Nothing with all this other stuff going on. Great promo from Mone, Harley & Mini Mone before their main event tag match, and same for Kris having a good promo with Jamie Hayter. That was of course a great match, and Kris winning using Jamie’s finisher was wild. I feel like with Toni Storm paying more attention to Kris, that’s a sign Kris is beating Jamie to face Mone at Double or Nothing. It’s still anyone’s guess who wins the Cup, because Toni VS Kris and Toni VS Mone are both great matches.

My Score: 8.9/10

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