Time to face your FOE!

Just as HPW was preparing for Dark Horse Stampede 3, there’s a crisis at the Training Center! How will this affect things for Clash of Fates?

The Faces of Evil walk into the HPW Training Center.

Harlequin leads the way and says, “I sure hope these aren’t who HPW’s going to choose. What sad, sad, generic, sad choices.” Glutko says, “Yes, this is a very poor menu. Not satisfactory at all.” They walk around and see Blaino, Avalaunch, Freezlord, and The Great Boomerang among the prospects. Lupay says, “Does HPW want to get weaker? What’s the deal?” Militron says, “Yeah, didn’t a lot of these losers, uh, well, lose in previous Dark Horse Stampedes?” Blaino snaps back, “Who’re you calling losers, losers?” Lupay says, “Duh, you! You’re a loser!” Blaino says, “Like you guys have ever done anything!” Lupay gets up on the apron to stare Blaino down while he snarls. “How about I do something to your face?!”

Rauru, Sage of Fire now retired and turned trainer, tells them to back down. Lupay snarls again as he hops down. Blaino turns around, and Lupay trips Blaino up! Lupay drags Blaino out of the ring while the rest of the FOE run up! They brawl with Avalaunch, Freezlord, Great Boomerang, and a few others! Rauru tries to get involved but he gets pushed into a corner! Harlequin stomps away on Rauru! Rod Wyler CLUBS Harlequin from behind and drags him back with a SLEEPER! Security rushes in, The FOE knock them all down before they can get in the ring! Lupay SUPERKICKS Blaino down!

Harlequin DROPKICKS Rod Wyler away, Great Boomerang goes after him now! Harlequin blocks a shot, and then LOW BLOWS Boomerang! Harlequin turns Boomerang around, TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR! Glutko CLOBBERS Avalaunch in a corner, then reels him in for a SPINEBUSTER! Militron hits Freezlord with a PILEDRIVER!! Now Humpback Hook Halibut storms in with even more security, and he shouts for The FOE to leave! Harlequin tells him to stop scraping the bottom of the barrel when four top contenders are right here! Harlequin laughs as he and The FOE leave, leaving Hook and HPW management to clean up this mess.

My Thoughts:

Aw hecc, here we go again! Faces of Evil need to do some stuff in HPW again, so what better time than to ruin the fun of Dark Horse Stampede? We know who’s not coming back for another try this year, stay tuned for who will be in.