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Incident at the Training Center!?

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Time to face your FOE!

Just as HPW was preparing for Dark Horse Stampede 3, there’s a crisis at the Training Center! How will this affect things for Clash of Fates?

 

The Faces of Evil walk into the HPW Training Center.

Harlequin leads the way and says, “I sure hope these aren’t who HPW’s going to choose. What sad, sad, generic, sad choices.” Glutko says, “Yes, this is a very poor menu. Not satisfactory at all.” They walk around and see Blaino, Avalaunch, Freezlord, and The Great Boomerang among the prospects. Lupay says, “Does HPW want to get weaker? What’s the deal?” Militron says, “Yeah, didn’t a lot of these losers, uh, well, lose in previous Dark Horse Stampedes?” Blaino snaps back, “Who’re you calling losers, losers?” Lupay says, “Duh, you! You’re a loser!” Blaino says, “Like you guys have ever done anything!” Lupay gets up on the apron to stare Blaino down while he snarls. “How about I do something to your face?!”

Rauru, Sage of Fire now retired and turned trainer, tells them to back down. Lupay snarls again as he hops down. Blaino turns around, and Lupay trips Blaino up! Lupay drags Blaino out of the ring while the rest of the FOE run up! They brawl with Avalaunch, Freezlord, Great Boomerang, and a few others! Rauru tries to get involved but he gets pushed into a corner! Harlequin stomps away on Rauru! Rod Wyler CLUBS Harlequin from behind and drags him back with a SLEEPER! Security rushes in, The FOE knock them all down before they can get in the ring! Lupay SUPERKICKS Blaino down!

Harlequin DROPKICKS Rod Wyler away, Great Boomerang goes after him now! Harlequin blocks a shot, and then LOW BLOWS Boomerang! Harlequin turns Boomerang around, TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR! Glutko CLOBBERS Avalaunch in a corner, then reels him in for a SPINEBUSTER! Militron hits Freezlord with a PILEDRIVER!! Now Humpback Hook Halibut storms in with even more security, and he shouts for The FOE to leave! Harlequin tells him to stop scraping the bottom of the barrel when four top contenders are right here! Harlequin laughs as he and The FOE leave, leaving Hook and HPW management to clean up this mess.


My Thoughts:

Aw hecc, here we go again! Faces of Evil need to do some stuff in HPW again, so what better time than to ruin the fun of Dark Horse Stampede? We know who’s not coming back for another try this year, stay tuned for who will be in.

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Bandwagon Nerds #290: Norm!

The Nerds recap trailers for Jurassic Park: Rebirth and Welcome to Derry, discuss delays to Avengers movies, and pay their respects to George Wendt,

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/23/25)

What’s with all the glowing?

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HPW Investigates: The Glowing Aura Phenomenon…

Riju, Sidon, Thunderbird, Donny B. Kool, Yunobo. Five stars of HPW have had powerful performances, but there’s something more to it… What is the reason behind this modern mystery? And could there be another?

 

Reviewing the timeline of events…

March 21st, the Triforce Tournament Bracket Finals

As the Gerudo Sisterhood was settling its grudge, Riju fought as hard as she could as the massive underdog against the Dame of the Dunes. Riju would survive heavy impact, begin to glow as she made her comeback, but Shabonne made sure she would lose the match. On that same night, we would see Sidon and Thunderbird each have their own moment where, after surviving heavy damage, they would begin to glow and make their comebacks. From there, Sidon and Thunderbird would win their way into the Triforce Tournament Finals at the Triforce Annivesary show.

 

April 1st, The Triforce Anniversary

Not only would we see Sidon & Thunderbird each bring out that same glowing energy, but Donny B. Kool would bring out that same phenomenon during the 21 Person Battle Royal. Donny held his own, but with that many opponents, winning was unlikely, and he was eliminated fifth-to-last.

 

May 1st, Wrestling Is Life

Yunobo won that 21 Person Battle Royal in April, and made his challenge for the HPW Death Mountain Championship. Igos du Ikana was as sharp as ever, but both men pushed each other to their limits. Yunobo powered through submissions and sharp strikes, bringing about the glowing aura, but Igos still won the match and retained the title.

 

So what might this all mean?

Five stars have been seen with glowing auras during the emotional heights of these matches. Or perhaps, the glowing auras are the results of these emotional heights? Could they be brought about by the “fighting spirit” within each one and in turn bring out new strength and energy? Each one of the five certainly seemed to “dig down deep” and fight like they were rising above mortal expectations.

Another detail that must be considered is the number of people who have presented this glowing aura phenomenon. Five people, with no connections between them: Riju the Gerudo; Sidon the Zora; Thunderbird the Ruto; Donny B. Kool the Gero; and Yunobo the Goron. Granted, they’re all young, and certainly leading this new generation forward. But the number itself is a point of focus. Needless to say that in Hyrule, three is the magic number, originating with the Triforce of legend. Therefore, multiples of three are also important. Five recorded phenomena, could this be a breaking of the norm? Or could there be a sixth?

Images flash on screen of the many faces on the HPW roster. Who could it be that enters the GAP?

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