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Will Solo Sikoa face The Original Tribal Chief?

Roman Reigns has made his presence known and felt, but Solo Sikoa still won’t stand face to face with him. Will the OTC not give the usurper any choice?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Andrade VS Carmelo Hayes; Melo wins.
  • Naomi VS Blair Davenport; Blair wins.
  • Kevin Owens VS Grayson Waller w/ Austin Theory; Kevin wins.
  • WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Match: The Street Profits VS #DIY; The Profits win and will challenge The Bloodline for the titles.

PLAY BY PLAY

Tiffany Stratton & Pretty Deadly are in the ring.

Miss Money in the Bank has Kit Wilson & Elton Prince with her as she says it is #TiffyTime to celebrate! Everyone, please welcome Tiffy’s Bestie, the Queen of The Ring and Your NEW WWE Women’s Champion, Nia Jax! Nia rides on a throne on top of a palanquin that is gracefully brought to the ring. Nia waves to her subjects while Tiffy & Pretty Deadly praise her. Nia is then helped down from the palanquin and struts her way to the ring. Orlando is a bit torn as The Irresistible Force steps in, and Tiffy adorns her with both championship belt and sash that reads “Queen Nia.” Pretty Deadly bow to the queen, and Tiff hands Nia a mic.

Nia looks around at the balloons and decorations, and she tells Tiff she really shouldn’t have. Tiff says no, she of course had to! After everything Nia has done for Tiff, Tiff is just giving back. Isn’t it all perfect? The fans are torn, and Nia says this is a lot of pink. Of course! Tiff wanted everything to pop! Does… Does Nia not like it? Nia says Tiff is so good to her, and she really appreciates her, but… This isn’t really her style. Oh… Nia says her style is more destruction, and she proved that at SummerSlam when she destroyed Bayley. The fans definitely boo now, but Nia says she proved she’s a woman of her word when she said she’d take the title from Bayley, and then did.

So now not only is she YOUR Queen of the Ring, but she is YOUR WWE Women’s Champion! The fans definitely boo here, too. Nia says everyone in the locker room better bow down to her. Pretty Deadly bow now! Nia says what better way to start than with Tiffy. O-Oh! Right, Tiff is to bow down? Yes, bow down. N-Now? Yes, now. Oh, well, absolutely! Tiff is so glad that we’re all on the same page here. It’s why she has Pretty Deadly! They’ll sing Nia a song, and then we’ll all bow down. Then with permission from Princess Tiffy, Pretty Deadly has a brand new hit song! Everyone waiting eagerly for the musical, here is your sneak peek!

So without further ado, they present: Ode to The Queen. The music plays, Kit & Elton groove, and they sing! It’s not the first time they’ve known a queen, but Nia’s the prettiest one they’ve ever seen! Nia is a hum dinger, for Cleopatra meets Betty Trigger. She beat Bayley, it made their hearts melt! And now she accessorizes with crown and belt! They’re her biggest fan’s cuz she can A-NIA-LATE! Her reign’s great, time for a dance break! A five, six, seven, eight! The boys frolic around, tap dance, but in comes MIA YIM! The Head Baddie In Charge has a kendo stick to SMACK Tiffy!! And she SMACKS Kit, and SMACKS Elton!

Nia blocks the shot, scoops Mia, but Mia slips free to SMACK, SMACK, and SMACK! Nia goes running, but she leaves the belt behind! Nia is pissed, and Michin shrugs. She just SMACKS away on Kit & Elton! Tiff & Nia are furious, Mia is ruining everything! Mia takes the strawberry wine as her prize, but will she be back for the gold soon enough?

 

The #Big3 watch backstage.

And they all enjoyed what they just saw. Bianca says if Nia & Tiff wanted to party, that ain’t it. Jade says that hopefully the StrongEST Duo has a better time taking back their WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships. Naomi says next week will be reason for these three to celebrate, once they beat the brakes off of Alba, Isla AND Blair. And when they celebrate, it will be very demure, very mindful. But let’s not forget tonight’s 1v1 of Naomi VS Blair, and we know Naomi won’t miss her chance to snatch and drag! Carmelo Hayes passes by and says yeah, he hears the talk of celebration, so clearly, they’ll be pulling up to his after party, right?

What after party? The one he has after he beats Andrade. He’ll have bottles, models, and- Wait, wait, wait. Isn’t Andrade two-up on Melo? Good luck with that. The Big 3 head out, but Melo says that just means they’re watching H1M. But will Melo go 0-3 real quick if he doesn’t take El Idolo more seriously? We’re about to find out, after the break!

Andrade VS Carmelo Hayes!

SmackDown returns and Melo makes his entrance. The bell rings, the tow circle, but then Melo drops back to ropes. The fans boo but Melo has Andrade back up. They reset and circle, but then Melo bails out. The fans boo more but Andrade slides out! Melo slides in, and he eggs Andrade on. Andrade runs in, avoids a roundhouse and BOOTS Melo! Andrade goes up, but Melo trips him up! Andrade lands hard, falls to the mat, and Melo stomps away at the ropes! The ref counts, Melo lets off, but then he rains down fists! Melo soaks up heat from Orlando, then snapmares Andrade for a KICK! Andrade snarls, Melo covers, ONE!

Andrade rises, Melo storms up but into a CHOP! Andrade whips Melo, Melo reverses but Andrade reverses. Melo springboards to FLYING LARIAT! Cover, ONE!! Melo dunks on Andrade but it doesn’t keep him down. Melo CHOPS, fans “WOO~,” and Melo puts Andrade in a corner. Melo fires body shots and forearms, then wrenches. Andrade blocks the whip, so Melo KNEES low. Melo runs, but Andrade DROPKICKS him down! The fans fire up as Melo goes to the apron, and Andrade aims. Andrade goes to slingshot but Melo stands! Andrade ROCKS him first, then goes up the corner! ASAI MOONSAULT!

The fans fire up as Andrade takes Melo down! Andrade then puts Melo in the ring, only for Melo to slide out the side. The fans boo but Andrade drags Melo up. Melo HOTSHOTS Andrade down! Melo then goes up the corner, but Andrade trips him up! Melo is in a Tree of Woe on the outside! Andrade climbs up, but Melo slips under and around, to SHOVE Andrade! Andrade hits apron then floor! Melo soaks up more heat while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Melo has Andrade down. Melo goes up a corner, but Andrade hurries to CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” but then Melo HEADBUTTS back. Andrade UPPERCUTS Melo, Melo ELBOWS Andrade. Andrade stands, they brawl, shot for shot, and then Andrade reels Melo in. Melo fights the suplex, pulls hair and HEADBUTTS! And HEADBUTTS again! Melo clinches Andrade, but Andrade uses that to SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!! The fans cannot believe it, and even Andrade is surprised! Melo is toughing it out, and “This is Awesome!” Andrade fires up and the fans are with him!

“SI! SI! SI!” echoes out as Andrade runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Melo reels Andrade in, but Andrade hits a suplex first! Uno Amigo! And then Dos Amigos! And then- SUPLEX CUTTER from Melo! Cover, TWO!! Melo is frustrated that his lay-up didn’t finish this! But now Melo goes up the corner, he wants that three pointer! NOTHING BUT- NO, Andrade gets around! Andrade whips, Melo reverses to O’Conner Roll, TWO! Gedo Clutch! TWO, Melo has the surfboard and turns it to an O’Conner! TWO, Melo KNEES Andrade down! Melo keeps moving, boot feint to ELBOW!! Cover, TWO?!? Melo survives and the fans are thunderous!

Andrade is beside himself, but “This is Awesome!” Andrade hurries to a corner, and he climbs to the top! Andrade calls his shot, but Melo avoids all the moonsaults! Tilt-o-whirl, only for Andrade to stuff it! Underhooks, but no Message as Melo back drops! Andrade sunset flips but Melo sits into a prawn hold! MELO WINS!!

Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall

Finally, a win for Melo in this unofficial series, but he’s bragging like his 1-2 record is a big deal. Andrade wants to just let it go, but Melo keeps getting in his face! So Andrade SLAPS him for it! The brawl is on and the fans cheer! The ref calls for reinforcements! Refs and producers rush out to stop this, but fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” Andrade gets loose to SPLASH in a corner! The fans are thunderous again, but Andrade leaves Melo behind. Is Melo going to keep going until he’s turned things around in his favor? Or will Andrade be the one that ends things with H1M?

 

Solo Sikoa sits in the private suite.

He stares at his taped up thumb, but in steps Tama Tonga with the ula fala. The MFT hands it over, and says when Roman Reigns gets in that ring. Tama will tear him limb from limb. Solo has Tama hold on. He appreciates that, but Solo is the Tribal Chief now. And if Roman takes this ula fala back from Solo, then Roman becomes Tribal Chief. And Tama will acknowledge Roman, as will Solo. That’s if Roman can take this back from Solo. Tama nods, accepting those orders. What will Solo do to make sure Roman is never the Head of the Table again?

 

Giovanni Vinci speaks.

“Pride, honor, and respect. These aren’t just words. They’re mantras I live by. Now, I’m adding another: Victory. When I step into the ring, it’s not just to compete. It’s to win. I’m living the dream, traveling the world, and facing every challenge head-on. My next goal? To conquer SmackDown, and show the world what I’m all about. Veni, Vidi, Vinci.” When and where will The Pride of Italy make his return to the blue brand?

 

Naomi VS Blair Davenport!

The Big 3 have their beef with the Unholy Union, Alba Fyre & Isla Dawn, but it seems the Ichiban Gaijin wants to be part of that. Will dangerous Davenport ruin the homecoming for Orlando’s own? Or will she just #FeelTheGlow?

SmackDown returns and Blair makes her entrance. We spot Roxanne Perez in the crowd, perhaps The Prodigy is getting a good look at a future home brand. The bell rings and the two step up. They talk smack, then Blair shoves. So Naomi fires a forearm! The brawl is on, Naomi gets the edge, and the fans fire up. But Blair knees low then CLUBS Naomi down! Naomi goes to ropes, Blair soaks up heat, then Blair pushes Naomi around. Blair drags Naomi up, whips, but Naomi ducks ‘n’ slides! Then she mule kicks, whips, and hits a REAR VIEW! Blair scrambles away fast, but Naomi asks where all that fire was.

Naomi WRECKS Blair with a dropkick, then goes out to FLYING SPLIT LEGS! Naomi holds Blair down to talk some smack, then she drags Blair back into the ring. Naomi climbs, leaps, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Blair survives and bails out again while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again and Blair whips Naomi to a corner. Naomi comes back but into a scoop and BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Blair is annoyed but she CLUBS Naomi on the back. Naomi goes to ropes, Blair CHOKES her, but Blair lets off at 4. Blair “apologizes” before she brings Naomi up. Blair whips, Naomi comes back again, but she tilt-o-whirls to RANA! The fans rally, Naomi runs but so does Blair, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Both women are down and the fans fire up! A standing count starts, the fans rally harder, and both women stand at 5 of 10. Naomi ducks ‘n’ dodges to LARIAT Blair!

Naomi runs to UPPERCUT! And mule kick! And UPPERCUT again! Naomi whips, Blair reverses but Naomi goes up and FLYING CHUCKS! The fans fire up and Naomi feels the energy! Naomi runs to SPLIT LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Blair survives but Naomi drags her right up. Naomi fisherman’s but Blair slips free to sunset flip! Naomi rolls through, ENZIGIRI! Blair sputters, goes to a corner, and Naomi takes aim. Naomi runs up to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Naomi then puts Blair in the drop zone, and she goes up, up and- NO, Blair stops the moonsault! Blair puts Naomi in a Tree of Woe, to STOMP her down!

The fans boo but Blair drags Naomi back up. KAMI-GOYE!! Cover, Blair wins!

Winner: Blair Davenport, by pinfall

The fans boo, they can’t believe their girl just took the loss! But this is why Blair has been on the precipice of taking over everywhere she’s gone in WWE. Will she finally stand at the very top of the mountain now that she’s on SmackDown?

 

Grayson Waller prepares backstage.

But he stops his pump to ask Austin Theory why he had to throw him under the bus like that last week. Theory says he didn’t throw Waller anywhere. This is a huge opportunity! And Theory will be right beside him! Waller says yeah, what is he worried about? Why is Kevin Owens even getting that title match in Berlin? What’s he done other than lose to The Bloodline? The Bloodline’s only dominant because Kevin fails all the time! And if Waller’s Cody, he’d go for that match, too! Easy dub in Berlin! And this is a “new” Kevin? It’s sick to see what’s going on! He gets things handed to him time and again and-

Kevin walks up right behind Waller. Kevin pats Waller on the shoulder, and says Waller’s right. That is why Kevin said he doesn’t deserve this. Kevin’s a loser! You see the win-loss record, right? Kevin’s lost a lot this past year. He might’ve even lost to Waller & Theory! And it doesn’t get any worse than that! So Kevin actually agrees here! What’d Waller say? Easy dub? Well, Kevin’s a bit older, he’s not hip with the lingo. But a dub is a win, right? Well, yeah! Let’s go see that! Kevin’s so dumb, huh? What idiot turns down a title match? So here’s what we’ll do. They can go out there and prove Waller right! They’ll prove Kevin is a loser and a moron!

So let’s go! Kevin smacks Waller hard on the shoulder, then gives one to Theory, before heading to gorilla. A-Town Down Under look worried already. Is the Grayson Waller Effect only going to help Kevin turn back into The Prizefighter?

 

WWE mourns the loss of Afa Anoa’i.

Another influential patriarch of the Anoa’i Family, and the other half of the Wild Samoans, one of the greatest tag teams in WWE history. There was no tag team that held as many titles as Afa & Sika. And they also guided Samu and Rikishi into the family business. Following an illustrious career, they were immortalized in the WWE Hall of Fame. They would then open the Wild Samoan Training Center to train future wrestlers, and among them were names like Dave Batista. Afa even founded a scholarship program for disadvantaged youth. Afa will always be a pillar of the Anoa’i legacy, whose love and passion will live on forever.

“Take care of each other, and trust in God.” Thank you, Afa, and thank you, Wild Samoans.

 

Kevin Owens VS Grayson Waller w/ Austin Theory!

SmackDown returns as KO goes to the ring, roaring and raging. He had his reasons for refusing Cody Rhodes’ title match offer, but will he prove he’s still more than worthy of it here tonight?

The bell rings and Kevin SHOTGUNS Waller to a corner! Kevin fires off, stomps away, but Theory protests and the ref counts. Kevin lets off, the fans are thunderous, but Waller kicks low! Waller cravats to fire knee after knee, then he JABS! Waller whips, Kevin reverses and ELBOWS Waller down! Then SENTONS on top! Kevin tells Theory to “SUCK IT!” Theory goes to a corner, Kevin runs in, but Theory helps Waller get out. So Kevin goes out to blow past Theory and LARIAT Waller! The fans fire up again, and Kevin storms back up on Waller. Kevin THROWS Waller into barriers, then brings him back up, to SMACK off the desk!

Kevin fires hands, CHOPS Waller, and Waller flounders on the desk! Kevin drags Waller back into the ring, but Theory steps up. Kevin has Theory step down, but Waller slides out to LAIRAT! The fans boo but A-Town Down Under high-five. Waller jumps into the crowd to soak up all the heat, and even take a seat. Waller says he runs this, but Kevin stands up! Theory tries to warn Waller but Kevin THROWS Waller back to ringside first! Kevin LARIATS Theory, then TOSSES Theory into the timekeeper’s area! Waller ROCKS Kevin! And POSTS him! Then DDTS to the floor! The fans boo but Waller drags Kevin back up.

Waller puts Kevin in, covers, TWO! Kevin stays in this but Waller rains down forearms! Waller soaks up more heat, then goes to the corner. Waller walks along the rope, to BALLER! Cover, TWO! Kevin is tougher than that as a former Universal Champion, but Waller hauls him up. Waller fires hands, puts Kevin up top, and then climbs up after him. Waller CLUBS away on Kevin, but Kevin fights the suplex! The fans rally for Kevin, and Kevin fires body shots! Kevin ROCKS Waller, Waller holds onto ropes, but Kevin ROCKS him again! And then HEADBUTTS again and again and again! Waller falls and the fans fire up!

Kevin SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Waller survives, but Kevin isn’t even bothered. Kick and- NO, Waller rolls Kevin up! TWO, and Waller ROCKS Kevin again! Kevin goes to a corner. Waller runs in but is put on the apron. Waller HOTSHOTS Kevin first, then somersaults in, into a STUNNER!! The fans are thunderous but Kevin isn’t done there! Kevin drags Waller up, whips, and POP-UP POWERBOMBS!! Cover, Kevin wins!

Winner: Kevin Owens, by pinfall

Now that is Prizefighter Kevin Owens right there! And he isn’t done, either! Kevin TOSSES Waller out, throws him into the Hydration Station, then tells Waller if he wants the old KO, then here he is! But Theory saves Waller! So Kevin DECKS Theory! Waller POSTS Kevin, pushes him into the ring, and Theory brings chairs over! The fans boo but ATDU bring those chairs to the ring. But CODY RHODES Is here! American Nightmare slides in to TOSS Waller! Kevin TOSSES Theory! Now Cody and Kevin have the chairs, and they SMACK away on ATDU! ATDU runs away while Orlando is thunderous!

But then Kevin looks at Cody… Kevin drops his chair, as does Cody. The fans cheer as these two stare down. They’re still friends, but Kevin picks up the title belt? Kevin looks it over, but he hands it back to Cody. The fans cheer as Kevin leaves first. But will Kevin not hold back when it’s finally time to Bash In Berlin?

 

Solo Sikoa is still in the private suite.

And now, he looks the ula fala up and down. Tama returns to adorn Solo with it, and says he loves his Tribal Chief. Solo says he knows, and he loves Tama, too. But tonight, Roman Reigns will acknowledge Solo. The usurper of the throne becomes more and more determined, but will he be able to force Roman to bow down and fall in line?

 

Legado Del Fantasma speaks.

Santos Escobar sits with them at dinner, but it is Angel Garza going on and on about how next week, they’ll all be saying, “Viva Escobar!” when he adds another seat to the table for the United States Championship! Then, they can- Santos slams the table. It seems they’ve gotten complacent. Complacent with being disrespected, with being ignored, and with being demeaned and undermined, week after week. Don’t allow “them” to make you forget who you are, and who “we” are. They are Legado Del Fantasma. That’s not just a fancy name, that is a legacy! And they will not have that diminished.

Next week, Santos will take the US Championship from LA Knight. “They’ve forgotten the taste of fear. Let’s remind them. You know what needs to be done. Let’s focus up, take that championship, and send that piece of trash basura back to the trailer park where he came from. With everybody saying, ES-CO-BAR. Si!” They toast now, but will they have anything to celebrate next week?

 

LA Knight is here!

Orlando erupts as The Mega Star makes his way out on stage! Knight has a mic to say, “LEMME TALK TO YA! My God, did that look like a fun dinner to be at.” Knight rolls his eyes, and he says Santos is telling the goon squad to not forget who they are, yet all Santos is doing is trying to be like Knight! “YEAH!” Now, Santos might not forget who he is, but he’ll probably forget where he is when he catches that BFT and Knight knocks Santos’ little churro in the dirt. Now Knight on the other hand, he won’t forget where they are. They’re gonna be in the nation’s capital, with the nation’s champ. “YEAH!”

Knight says this US Champion, he doesn’t really have time to be worried about a cross-eyed halfwit calling Knight trash. So, Esco, call Knight what you want. Call Knight trash, he’ll take it and even own it. Knight might even be a bit of trash mixed with flash. But this week, next week, any week Santos wants, this trash puts Santos on his ass! “YEAH!” And still your US Champion, with everybody saying, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” Ultimatum is met with ultimatum, will LA stay golden in DC?

 

Mia Yim finishes a meeting with Nick Aldis.

And in walk Chelsea Green & Piper Niven. The Hot Mess thanks Michin for ruining that celebration of Nia. It was giving Chelsea her Super Sweet 16 vibes, blech. Anyway, Chelsea & Piper tried to warn “Tacky Time,” but that girl doesn’t listen. Probably because she doesn’t actually care about Nia! So, Mimi–can they call you Mimi? No… Well, Mimi, Chelsea was gonna go out there and do what you did, but it was just too fun to watch Mia do it. It was like a car wreck! Mia says it’s a good thing Mia did it, because now she has a WWE Women’s Championship match. What?! Nicholas~! Chelsea & Piper storm in and Mia says sorry not sorry.

Mia laughs at Chelsea, but Nia SHOVES Mia into the door! Nia says she’s not so tough without a kendo stick! Aldis storms out and tells Nia to go. Nia says fine, whatever. Mia is down but not out, and is just angry! Will she have even more of a reason to dethrone the Queen of the Ring now?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Match: The Street Profits VS #DIY!

Speaking of title opportunities, these two teams battled in qualifiers last week, and are now going to see who will be THE ones. Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins have been hunting for three YEARS, will they finally have their golden tickets? Or will Johnny Gargano & Tommaso Ciampa rebound after only just losing the belts to The Bloodline?

SmackDown returns as DIY makes their entrance. The teams sort out and Gargano starts against Ford. They circle while the fans rally up. They tie up, Ford wrenches to wristlock, but Gargano rolls, spins and drop toeholds, then floats to a facelock. Ford rolls but Gargano holds on! They roll and roll, Gargano still holds on, and fans chant “WHOOP DAT TRICK” because Trick Williams is watching front row. Gargano brings Ford up to wrench and wristlock, but Ford rolls, rolls back, then handsprings up. Ford WRINGS Gargano, but Gargano kicks Ford away. Gargano runs up, Ford sweeps to cover, ONE!

Gargano sweeps, covers, ONE! Ford swings, into the schoolboy, but he ducks the kicks! Gargano avoids a Penalty Kick and the standing moonsault, and the fans cheer the standoff! Ford and Gargano reset, shake hands, and then back away to tag Ciampa and Dawkins. The fans rally as the two tie up, and Ciampa slips around to headlock. Dawkins powers up and out, Ciampa RAMS him, but Dawkins rebounds to RUN Ciampa over. Dawkins keeps moving, Ciampa drops then sets up, but Dawkins hurdles the back drop to UPPERCUT! The fans fire up, Dawkins brings Ciampa over, tag to Ford.

The Profits whip, then DROPKICK! Ciampa sputters, Dawkins gives Ford the boost for the MOONSAULT! Gargano runs up, into a DOUBLE FLAPJACK! The fans fire up with Ford, and he tags Dawkins. Dawkins builds speed around the way to POUNCE Ciampa! The fans fire up with Dawkins, Ford says we’ll be back after these messages for another beatdown, and yes, SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns again and hot tags to Ford and Gargano! Johnny Wrestling rallies on The Profits! ENZIGIRI for Dawkins! DOUBLE KNEES for Ford! BULLDOG LARIAT COMBO! The fans fire up, Gargano runs in, but Ford puts him on the apron. So Gargano SUPERKICKS Dawkins! Then SLINGSHOT SPEARS Ford! Cover, TWO! Ford stays in this for his team but the fans rally with Gargano. Tag to Ciampa, Gargano ROCKS Ford and Ciampa back suplexes, but Ford lands out! Ford shoves Ciampa into Gargano, Dawkins tags in. Ford runs up, Ciampa sends him to buckles! Ciampa BOOTS Ford, ROCKS Dawkins, then LARIATS Ford!

Ciampa runs, Dawkins POUNCES Ciampa into a BIG back suplex from Ford! Dawkins covers, TWO!! Ciampa survives and the fans fire up again! Dawkins puts Ciampa in a drop zone then goes up a corner. Dawkins SWANTON FLOPS as Ciampa moves! PSYCHO KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Dawkins survives but the fans fire up as Ciampa tags Gargano. KNEE ENZIGIRI COMBO at the corner! Gargano then aims, ONE FINAL- NO! Not the final beat for this as Dawkins catches Gargano for an EXPLODER! The fans fire up and Dawkins hurries, tag to Ford! SKY HIGH- RANA from Gargano! And Ciampa trips Ford!

Ford BOOTS Ciampa away, he and Gargano look at each other, and they each PLANCHA onto the other man’s tag partner! The fans fire up and now Ford stares Gargano down from across the way. They both step into the ring, and DOUBLE LARIAT! Neither man falls, so Ford ROCKS Gargano! Gargano ROCKS Ford! Gargano then blocks a kick, flips Ford, but Ford ENZIGIRIS! Gargano BUZZAWS! Ford SUPERKICKS! Gargano SUPERKICKS! Ford falls, Gargano covers, TWO!! Ford survives again and SmackDown takes another break!

SmackDown returns again and Ciampa ELBOWS Dawkins off the apron. Ciampa BOOTS Ford, runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then BLASTS Dawkins again! But Ford rolls him up! TWO, into a ZIGZAG!! Ford shouts out the Showoff before he goes up a corner! But Gargano runs up! So Ford AX HANDLES Gargano down! Ford resets up top, to come in with a 450 SPLASH, onto knees! Ciampa cradles, TWO!! Tag to Gargano, and DIY sets up with SHATTER MACHINE!!! Cover, DAWKINS BREAKS IT! Nice try from DIY but they hurry to TOSS Dawkins! Gargano tags Ciampa back in, “This is Awesome!” as DIY sets up in corners!

Dawkins drags Gargano out to DECK him! Ford goes for Ciampa but Ciampa standing switches to roll Ford up! Ford rolls through to V-TRIGGER! Tag to Dawkins, and he whips Ciampa, THE REVELATION!!! Cover, GARGANO SUPERKICKS DAWKINS!! The fans are electric as this one keeps going! Gargano drags Ford up to TOSS him, and Ciampa fires hands on Dawkins. Dawkins hits back, the straps come down! Dawkins ROCKS Ciampa, Ciampa CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Dawkins RACKS Ciampa again! Gargano sneaks a tag, Ciampa avoids the splash and Gargano GAMANGIRIS Dawkins!

Ciampa BOOTS Dawkins, Gargano SUPERKICKS! DIY set up, but Ford roars back in! Gargano TOSSES Ford, Ciampa reels Dawkins in! SUPERKICK FAIRYTALE ENDING!!! Cover, TWO?!?! Dawkins survives and no one can believe it, but everyone in Orlando loves it!! Ciampa goes to the corner, but Ford YANKS him down! So Gargano DIVES onto Ford! Gargano hurries back up, SLINGSHOT- SILENCER!!! Dawkins snipes Gargano outta nowhere, and then hoists him up in an Electric Chair! Ford tags, climbs, and it’s BLOCKBUSTER DOOMSDAY!!! Cover, Dawkins intercepts Ciampa! PROFITS WIN!!!

Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the WWE Tag Team Champions)

The Profits weren’t just hungry for this moment, they were starving! They come out on top, aimed at The Bloodline! Will next week’s championship Friday see Ford & Dawkins getting that smoke?

 

Solo Sikoa heads to the ring.

The Usurper of the Throne is seething as he makes his way out, Tama Tonga at his right hand. They are ready to call Roman Reigns out, but what trap are they setting for The OTC? We’ll find out, after the break.

SmackDown returns once more, and Solo now waits in the ring, mic in hand. He tells Orlando, “ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans boo while Tama holds up his finger to the sky. The fans are already chanting “O T C! O T C!” Solo says okay, he sees how it is. They don’t want to acknowledge him? Fine. He knows one man who needs to acknowledge him. “Roman Reigns, you call yourself the Tribal Chief, or OTC, whatever the hell it is. If you want this ula fala back, then bring your ass out here to take it from me.” The fans fire up as Solo watches the ramp. The music hits, and Orlando goes wild as Roman Reigns appears!

Roman’s pyro goes off without him even needing to signal, and he continues his way to the ring, all of Orlando holding up their ones! Roman steps up to the apron as he stares down Solo, then he steps inside the ropes. Roman steps closer, and Solo takes off the ula fala. The fans are thunderous for “O T C!” as Solo has Tama hold onto the ula fala, and then Solo tells Tama to step aside. Tama does as told, though he’s still glaring at Roman. The fans tell Solo off, but then Solo smirks. He and Roman throw hands and the fans are thunderous! Roman gets the edge, backs Solo down, but Solo UPPERCUTS!

Solo whips, Roman LEPAING LARIATS! But then Tama attacks! The Right Hand Man fires right hands on Roman! The fans boo as Tama CLUBS away! Tama calls to Solo, Solo says keep going! But Roman clinches for an URENAGE! Roman snarls, drags Tama up, and he TOSSES Tama out! Roman storms outside, and he clears the desk! The fans go wild as Roman drags Tama up and reels him in! But Solo CLUBS Roman! Solo fires hands, then hauls Roman into the ring. Solo storms in after Roman, stands him up, and SAMOAN- NO, Roman ducks the spike! SUPERMAN PUNCH! The fans are thunderous as Roman goes to a corner!

Solo flounders around while Roman fires up! “OOOAH~!” And SPEAR on Solo!! The fans are thunderous for “O T C! O T C!” Roman spots the ula fala! Roman picks it up, and the fans are electric! Roman lifts the ula fala high, it’s meaning more powerful now than ever before, and he puts it on!! He is truly the Tribal- JACOB FATU SUPERKICKS ROMAN!?! The Samoan Werewolf, even with a bad foot, is beating down Roman! Fatu pulls the ula fala away from Roman before he POSTS him! Fatu growls, has Roman in the corner, and goes corner to corner to HIP ATTACK!! Roman is dazed and refs rush out to stop this!

The fans boo but Fatu looms over Roman as he flounders around. Solo calls to Fatu and Fatu TOSSES Roman out! Tama stands back up, and then he and Fatu drag Roman to his feet! Solo joins in, they TRIPLE POWERBOMB Roman through the desk!!! The fans lose their minds, but the Bloodline is not done! Tama picks up the ula fala while Fatu drags Roman into the ring. The fans boo as hard as they can as Solo again wears the ula fala, and his Bloodline raise their ones to the sky. The Original Tribal Chief is all alone, will he have no choice but to fall in line?


My Thoughts:

An awesome SmackDown here, with quite a lot set up for the weeks going forward. Great opening with the celebration segment, and I do like that Chelsea was right in a roundabout way. And while Nia intimidates Tiffany, clearly Mia isn’t done with her. Nia VS Mia in a title match will be a solid first defense for Nia, and I would think Tiffany tries a cash-in like at SummerSlam. Now, in the event Nia retains, Tiff can deny she was seriously trying, but there has to come a point where Tiff does, Nia’s wrath be damned. And I still feel like at some point, Chelsea & Piper have to take on Tiff & Nia in a match, trying to get either a title match or even just the MITB briefcase from Tiff.

Great segue with segments, too, as The Big 3 are watching Mia ruin the celebration to then give their promo on the Unholy Union plus Blair. That was also a good segue for Melo to get his talk in before having another absolute banger against Andrade. Great win for Melo, and him being like the “wins bronze, celebrates hard” meme was good stuff for him to get on Andrade’s nerves. Good brawl, and I’d love for this to turn into a Best of 5 or Best of 7 to name a #1 contender to a title. It’ll most likely be the US Championship given the continuities they can use there. Good promo from Legado and very good promo from Knight, and I would think Knight retains the title, but who knows. Santos has the numbers, Angel & Berto might even take Corbin & Crews out backstage so no one can stop them.

As for Naomi VS Blair, I didn’t think Blair was going to win, and certainly not cleanly. But that is good for Blair, she needs something like that to live up to the hype. I’m a little disappointed they still don’t have a name for her take on the Kami-Goye, though. They don’t even call it that, I call it that because that’s what it is per Kota Ibushi inventing it. The Six Woman Tag next week will be great stuff, and I would think Alba & Isla still bring the Women’s Tag Team titles to SmackDown, even with Raw having a Triple Threat title match first. Honestly, Survivor Series should be where we see all these teams from across both brands battle to establish dominance with the tag titles.

Great promo with Waller sticking his foot in his mouth when it comes to Kevin Owens, and then great match for Kevin to bring out that Prizefighter side again. Cody helping him fight off A-Town Down Under was also good, a very quick but very effective moment between champion and challenger. And speaking of tag titles, what an awesome tag match main event. That was some NXT TakeOver levels of action, and it is so great that The Profits won out. They do deserve a great moment like this, but as we saw from the closing segment, it won’t be against The Guerillas of Destiny. Even with a bad foot, Fatu is doing stuff, which probably means The Profits lose.

Which makes me feel worse for Tonga Loa. He’s here with his brother, his tag team partner, and yet he’s the odd guy out. Again, even with that bad, Fatu is doing stuff. He got in on that beating of Roman Reigns, he is the difference maker from when Roman humiliated the team, and now Solo’s Bloodline is standing tall this week. For a moment, I thought the fans were chanting for “Uso,” and maybe they were, because duh, a logical next step in this story is to get Jimmy back, and then to drag a reluctant Jey into it. This story is still going strong, can’t wait for something big to happen the night SmackDown returns to USA Network.

My Score: 9/10

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