The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 63

HPW returns to Hyrule Coliseum, and everyone is raising the stakes! Could the landscape be drastically changed in this Clash of Fates?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

• HPW Termina Championship: GANON VS Osphala; Osphala wins and retains the title.
• Million Rupee Championship Wrestling Roulette: Kevin Gibdo VS Gomess; Kevin wins and retains the title.
• HPW World Trios Championships Trios Terror Time: Arrow Club VS TSDQ; Arrow Club wins and retains the titles.
• HPW Goddess Championship Gladiatorial Combat: Ruto VS Ladrona; Ladrona wins and becomes the new HPW Goddess Champion.
• Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship Last Man Standing Match: Link VS Yunobo; Double Count Draw, Link retains the title.
• Hyrule Warriors Match: Double Pin, Zelda and Ganon will both challenge for the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship at HyruleMania 5.

PLAY BY PLAY

HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

Five years of HPW, and a fifth year of entering the Coliseum! But this might be the biggest, most important and most violent night of them all! From HPW’s first ever Trios Terror Time to HPW’s first ever Gladiatorial Combat, to the first Last Man Standing match for THE Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship, Arrow Club is raising the stakes on all their championship matches! But will Fin Balure, The Young Ducks, Ruto and Yunobo walk away with all the gold? Or can Groose, Skull Kid, Tingle, Ladrona & Link show that The Studly Don’t Quit?

Speaking of raising the stakes, Kevin Gibdo may have dethroned Hollywood ReDead, and he may have thwarted Death Sword, but he is not done with The UnderWorld Order. Or rather, UnderWorld Order is not done with him. Gomess wants to be the wrestling reaper that ends Kevin, but they must spin the wheel and make the deal! What match type will they end up subjecting themselves to? And let’s not forget that tonight is the night of the Hyrule Warriors battle royal! 33 hopefuls will fight it out until there is only one, who will be headed for HyruleMania 5?

But first, to open the show, the Gerudo Ace is looking to trump another challenger. The returning Osphala wants to prove he hasn’t just been sitting around doing nothing. But can he really dethrone one of the most dominant champions today? Or will Ganon’s 669 DAY REIGN continue? HPW Clash of Fates starts now!

 

HPW Termina Championship: GANON VS Osphala!

The Gerudo Ace has checked off several legends of Termina Champion Wrestling, and even won the Open Challenge on Treasure Island. But as if from nowhere, The Gleaming Yellow Light returns! Osphala has recovered from injury, and has gotten into the best shape of his life, but will that be enough to take this title back? Or will only Ganon shine in the spotlight?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who still has time on the clock!

The bell rings and the fans rally up. Ganon smirks, still not taking Osphala seriously even now. They circle, feel things out, and then Ganon ROCKS Osphala with a forearm! Osphala staggers and Ganon eggs him on. Osphala scowls and comes back. They tie up, and Ganon uses his size advantage to power Osphala into a corner. The ref counts, but Ganon smothers Osphala with a forearm. The ref reprimands, Ganon lets off, but just with the forearm. The ref reprimands again, Ganon lets off with both hands now, and he grins while flexing at Osphala. Osphala stays cool, and he resets with Ganon.

The fans rally up and the two circle again. They feel things out, and Osphala shoots in for a leg. Osphala hits the takedown, shifts to have a toehold, but Ganon CLUBS at Osphala. Ganon kicks Osphala in the back with the free leg. Osphala traps the one leg in a leg scissor, grabs the other leg, and he rolls Ganon over! Osphala has a mix of CALF KILLER and HALF CRAB! Ganon scrambles and has the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer while Osphala lets off cleanly, and now Osphala eggs Ganon on. Ganon frowns, gets to his feet, and shakes out a leg before he circles with Osphala. They feel out a knuckle lock, and go shoulder to shoulder!

Again, Ganon’s size is his advantage, and he starts bending Osphala back. The fans cheer as Osphala bridges! Ganon sweeps the legs out for a double wristlock cover! TWO as Osphala kips up! Osphala starts pushing Ganon back and the fans fire up! But then Ganon pushes Osphala back down! The fans boo, but Osphala rolls back and he wrenches the knuckle locks! The fans cheer while Ganon is brought to his knees! Ganon is getting mad, though, and he powers up to his feet! Ganon HEADBUTTS Osphala, then he BIELS Osphala across the way! The fans are torn while Osphala tumbles to a corner.

Ganon takes aim, runs in corner to corner, but Osphala slips out, the CANNONBALL hits buckles! Fans fire up while Osphala hurries back inside, and he drags Ganon to a cover, TWO! Osphala holds onto Ganon’s legs and turns him back over. Osphala wants the Sand Castle! Ganon scrambles around again, rolls, but Osphala holds on. Ganon BOOTS Osphala away, both men get up and Osphala runs in, into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Osphala survives and the fans fire up! Ganon is frustrated, and he pushes Osphala around. Ganon talks trash, “You think you’re tough? You think you’re tough?!”

The fans boo as Ganon scuffs Osphala, but that just angers Osphala. The fans rally as Osphala stands up. Ganon pie faces Osphala, but Osphala comes back with furious fists! The fans fire up as Osphala has Ganon on the ropes, but the ref reprimands and counts. Osphala whips, Ganon reverses, but Osphala FLYING FOREARMS! The fans fire up again, especially as Osphala kips up! Osphala is all fired up, the fans are behind him, and Osphala reels Ganon in. Osphala suplexes, but Ganon fights it! Ganon suplexes, but Osphala fights it! The fans rally as the two fight for control, and Ganon suplexes Osphala up and over!

Ganon holds on, spins through, and he drags Osphala back up, but to underhook! But Osphala wrenches free! Clinch and SIDE LEG SWEEP! Osphala then rolls back, and he drops a leg on Ganon’s arm! And into the short arm scissor! Ganon endures, fights around, kicks his way over, but Osphala lets go to drag him from ropes! TRIANGLE HOLD! The fans continue to rally as Ganon continues to endure! Ganon stays on his feet, even as Osphala pulls on the arm! Ganon deadlifts Osphala! GANON BOMB!! Ganon grabs at Osphala, but Osphala rolls and wrenches the arm to a top wristlock! The fans rally but Ganon fights to his feet!

Ganon stands, but Osphala rolls back to wrench and hammerlock! Osphala reels Ganon in for a BIG back suplex, landing right on that arm! Ganon writhes, Osphala pushes to a cover, TWO! Ganon goes to ropes, Osphala storms up on him, but Ganon TOSSES him to the apron! Osphala lands safe, and he blocks Ganon’s kick! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Ganon falls over, and Osphala slingshot SENTONS! Cover, TWO! Osphala waits on Ganon to get up, and then kicks low. Osphala reels Ganon in, suplexes, but Ganon slips free! Ganon HEADBUTTS Osphala in the back of the head! Osphala staggers, Ganon reels him in and DEMISE DRIVER!! Cover, TWO?!?

Osphala survives and the fans fire up, but Ganon has a wild look in his eyes as he goes to a corner. Ganon aims at Osphala as he rises, and gives the countdown! “THREE! TWO! ONE!” CALA- DROPKICK from Osphala!! The fans fire up again as Osphala hits first! Osphala hurries to grab Ganon’s legs again! Osphala turns Ganon over, for the SAND CASTLE! Ganon flails as he endures and the fans fire up! Ganon reaches out, but Osphala throws some elbows into his back! Ganon throws elbows back at Osphala, but Osphala hooks that arm! Osphala gives up on the Sand Castle to shift around, and he wants the bad arm, too!

Ganon resists while reaching for ropes, but Osphala hooks the arm. Ganon fights but Osphala HEADBUTTS him in the back of the head now! Osphala HEADBUTTS again and again, and has both arms! CATTLE MUTILATION! Opshala’s busting out all kinds of new stuff! Ganon fights around, but the bad leg can barely kick around! GANON TAPS!! OSPHALA WINS!!

Winner: Osphala, by submission (NEW HPW Termina Champion)

What an epic way to return! Osphala defies all the doubt and disparaging thrown at him, and he dethrones The Gerudo Ace! The Gleaming Yellow Light is once again golden, will he only shine brighter from here on out? As for Ganon, it’s been so long since he’s been without a championship, what is he to do now?

 

Million Rupee Championship Wrestling Roulette: Kevin Gibdo VS Gomess!

The UnderWorld Order isn’t happy they lost this belt, and they’re desperate to get it back. So much so, they were willing to spin the wheel and make the deal! Will Gomess regret leaving this up to chance? Or will the wrestling reaper get very lucky?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, but hold on, The King of Hyrule and HPW General Manager, Nicholas Foolyere, is here! Good ol’ “Nick Fooly” wants to thank everyone for being “right here, in the Hyrule Coliseum!” #CheapPop achieved, and Foolyere says now, to what everyone wants to see. The Wrestling Roulette is wheeled out by “lovely assistants” who suspiciously look like the Poe Sisters wearing big masquerade masks. Foolyere spins the wheel and we all watch it spin around and around. Eventually, it slows down and lands on… BARBED WIRE MATCH!! The fans go wild already as the ring staff gets to work.

The ropes are wrapped as fast as possible, as are the corner posts, and there seem to be some ready-made barbed wire weaponry waiting to be used. The fans applaud the ring staff for their work, and Foolyere himself says, “Ring the bell!” The bell indeed rings, and fans fire up as Kevin and Gomess fire hands! Kevin gets the edge with haymaker after haymaker, then winds up, only for Gomess to duck under! Gomess kicks low, whips, but Kevin blocks! Kevin kicks low, whips, but now Gomess blocks! Gomess fires hands now and fans boo. Gomess pushes Kevin into the barbed wire, and Kevin barks in pain.

Gomess then whips Kevin across the way, and Kevin hits the barbed wire ropes on that end! Kevin’s body arches from the pain and he drops to his knees! Gomess grins while fans boo, and he storms up on Kevin. Gomess throws down fists, then he BOOTS Kevin back into the barbed wire! The fans boo more as Gomess stomps Kevin against the wire! Gomess runs, but then remembers there’s barbed wire everywhere. He still runs most of the 20 feet, but Kevin BOOTS him down! The fans fire up, and we get a look at how the barbed wire has cut into Kevin’s back already. Kevin stomps Gomess, and then puts him against ropes.

Kevin backs up to run up, and he LARIATS Gomess up and over! The fans fire up, but Kevin does have to watch out as he pries himself free from the barbed wire. Kevin carefully slides under the bottom rope to pursue Gomess. Kevin CLUBS Gomess, Gomess staggers to barriers, and Kevin throws hands. The fans in the front row are very fired up having the action right there, and someone even offers a drink? Kevin takes the cup of whatever and SMASHES it on Gomess’s head! The fans fire up more as Gomess staggers away. Kevin stalks Gomess, CLUBS him, then brings him around. Kevin whips, but Gomess reverses, Kevin hits BARBED WIRE POST!

The fans boo but Gomess tells them to shut up. Gomess stalks Kevin, and brings him around to POST again! Kevin falls, Gomess roars and soaks up the heat. Gomess talks smack on “you buncha idiots,” and then goes to the apron. He remembers the barbed wire ropes, and carefully slides under the bottom rope. Kevin sputters, and oh he is busted open! The fans are torn, much like Kevin’s bandages, but he tells the ref he’s still in this. Kevin drags himself up, rolls into the ring, and Gomess is right on him with stomps! The fans boo more, but Gomess drags Kevin up. Gomess ROCKS Kevin, CHOPS him, then pushes him into a corner.

The fans rally for “KEVIN! KEVIN!” even as Gomess stomps him. Gomess climbs up, soaks up some heat, and then he rains down fists! The fans boo but some do count, and Gomess goes to nine before he winds up, only for Kevin to slip out and trip him up! Gomess staggers, Kevin choke grips! CHOKE- NO, Gomess ELBOWS free, that counts for ten! Gomess then kicks Kevin low, reels him in, and he calls his shot! But Kevin resists the lift! Kevin BACKDROPS free! The fans fire up while Gomess scrambles away, but then leans on the barbed wire ropes! Gomess reacts to getting poked in the arm, and Kevin runs up to BOOT him down!

The fans fire up more as Kevin glares at Gomess. Gomess slowly rises up, and Kevin choke grips again! CHOKE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Gomess survives but Kevin is not deterred. Kevin slashes his throat, the fans fire up, and Gomess staggers up. Kevin scoops Gomess, but Gomess slips free to dragon sleeper! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO! Gomess grows frustrated but the fans fire up again. Gomess drags Kevin onto the barbed wire ropes and grinds his face into ’em! The ref reprimands but that’s all he can do, and the fans boo even harder. Gomess throws down fists, then CLAWS at Kevin’s bloody forehead! Fans boo more, but Gomess throws down more fists.

Gomess lets off, wipes off Kevin’s blood on the mat, and he waits on Kevin to get up. Gomess kicks Kevin low and reels him in again. Shoulder rack and SCYTHE’S EDGE! Cover, TWO!! Kevin survives and shocks Gomess! The fans fire up again, cheering on “KEVIN! KEVIN!” Gomess furiously fires fists, but Kevin blocks! Kevin ROCKS Gomess, ROCKS him again, then whips him to ropes! Gomess arches in pain from hitting barbed wire, and Kevin whips him the other way! Gomess hits more barbed wire and drops to his knees! Kevin drags Gomess up to scoop and TOMBSTONE!! Cover, but one of the “lovely assistants” slides in!

The ref has to stop the assistant, who is most definitely just Beth Poe, and this distraction lets Amy, Joelle and Meg slide in to CLOBBER Kevin! The fans boo the Poe Sisters, the ref sees what’s going on, and he reprimands them all! The Poe Sisters tell him to shut up, and they all kick and stomp Kevin. But wait, who’s running down the ramp now? It’s Cia and Lana! The Dark Sorceress and her sister are here! They slide under the ring, and they start throwing hands on The Poes! The fans fire up as Cia & Lana send the Poes running, and the two give chase! But wait, Gomess finds something a Poe left behind. It’s a necklace?

Gomess wraps the gold chain around his wrist, and he winds up, GOLD CHAIN PUNCH!! The fans boo but Gomess covers, TWO?!? Kevin survives and while the fans are thunderous, Gomess is furious! Gomess argues with the ref, but the ref points out the gold chain around his fist! Gomess says who cares, it’s No Disqualification! What matters is that count! The ref defends his count, Gomess seethes, and he goes back to Kevin. Kevin sits right up! The fans are thunderous again and Gomess is shocked! Gomess still has the chain, he takes another swing, but Kevin ducks the shot! Choke grip, CHOKE SLAM!! The fans are thunderous as Kevin slashes his throat!

Kevin scoops Gomess again, TOMBSTONE!! Cover, Kevin wins!

Winner: Kevin Gibdo, by pinfall (still Million Rupee Championship)

The Gibdo of All Gibdos is victorious yet again! He also grabs a mic, and he shouts, “UnderWorld Order! I know you aren’t going to give up just yet, so why wait for an ambush? Why wait for a sneak attack? I want to fight whatever one of you wants it next! Fyter Feast! Wrestling Roulette! Spin the wheel, make the deal, and suffer the consequences.” Kevin has called out the uWo, who will step up and potentially eat defeat?

 

Cia and Lana are in an apartment.

The sisters were just here so clearly this is prerecorded. They sit on the couch in comfy casual wear and Lana leans closer. “Mother…” Lana says in a silly voice. “Mother, I crave violence.” Cia looks at her with a perplexed look and asks, “Mother? What’re you talking about?” Lana sighs and says, “It’s a meme. Do you even know pop culture?” Cia says, “Whatever, nerd. If you’re hungry, let’s order something.” Lana says okay and scoots closer. They look off Cia’s Sheikah Slate as she opens an app.

Lana says, “Fyter Feast always has something good.” Cia says, “Yeah, let’s take a look at the menu.” A Death Mountain Championship Ladder Match qualifier: Six wrestlers battle, and the loser is left out of HyruleMania. That’s pretty beefy. A Million Rupee Championship Wrestling Roulette match? Didn’t we just have that? Sure, but you never really know what you’ll get. And then a… “Championship Charcuterie? It’s the seven champions of HPW battling in a non-title free-for-all, and the prize is a luxurious all-you-can-eat dinner for the winner and one friend, at Lake Kolomo’s Conundrum.”

Lana and Cia are both in awe at the idea of eating there. Lana says she’s really hungry now, order it all! Order it all! Cia says okay, calm down. Fyter Feast delivers on Thursday, November 28th in the North Akkala Valley! Get your tickets now before everyone else eats them up.

 

HPW World Trios Championships Trios Terror Time: Arrow Club VS TSDQ!

Speaking of appetites, Fin Balure & The Young Ducks are getting rather fed up with Groose and his crew. Of course, the feeling is mutual. Now things have escalated, and it’s about to get scary! Who will be able to face their fears and conquer their rivals in one last battle between these teams?

TSDQ make their entrance first, and they’re dressed as another familiar trio, The Three Amigos! They stand on stage, Groose in the middle, and they put right hand over their heart, left hand on the other side, then both hands on hips. They turn their heads to the right and THRUST! TSDQ then continue down to the ring, and then the lights go down. Fans get excited, and the music starts up. A rather spooky and ominous take on the Arrow Club theme, and there’s fog rolling in. And then emerging from the fog, Fin, Mack & Rick are not only decked out in black gear with the Arrow Club logos traced in red, but they’ve got ghoulish face paint!

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who has sweet dreams, and who will be living a nightmare!

The bell rings and the fans fire up as the brawl is on! Naturally, Fin and Groose throw hands as team leaders while Mack has Tingle and Rick has Skull Kid. Groose has Fin in a corner while The Ducks TOSS Tingle & Skull Kid. The Ducks then CLUB Groose on the back, and Arrow Club mugs Groose 3v1. The Ducks double whip Groose corner to corner, then they send Fin in. Fin hits a forearm SMASH, then he sends Groose back to The Ducks. The Ducks DOUBLE HIP TOSS, then double handspring to double BASEMENT DROPKICK! Tingle gets back on the apron, Fin kicks him down. Skull Kid gets up, Rick kicks him down.

The Ducks drag Groose back up to then TOSS him out, and Arrow Club goes out after TSDQ. Rick kicks Tingle, SMACKS him off the apron, and Mack whips Skull Kid into barriers! Skull Kid slumps down and Mack stomps away on him! Fin CHOPS Groose, CHOPS him again, but then Groose dodges the next to JAB! JAB! JAB! “GROOSE! GROOSE!” Groose winds up, but Fin throat chops! Fans boo but Fin grabs a chair! Fin SMACKS Groose on the back! Groose drops to his knees, Fin SMACKS him again! And again! And again! Fin snarls, the fans are dueling, “T S D Q!” “ARROW CLUB!” but Fin puts the chair in the ring.

Fin pushes Groose into the ring, storms in after him, but Tingle POSTS Rick! Tingle stomps away on Rick, he fires up and the fans are with him. Tingle then runs in around the way to HIP ATTACK Mack down! Tingle then hurries into the ring, he dodges Fin, and he HIP- NO, Fin makes it into an atomic drop! Tingle hobbles while clutching his butt, and Fin DECKS him! Groose gets up, and he SPINEBUSTERS Fin! Cover, TWO! Fin stays in this, and The Ducks hurry back in. The Ducks mug Groose, kick and double whip, but Groose slides out as Skull Kid springboards back in! DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! Skull Kid kips up and the fans fire up!

TSDQ regroup, and Skull Kid gives Groose a shove? Skull Kid shouts, “GROOSE! Get the tables!” The fans fire up and Groose grins. Groose goes back outside while Skull Kid & Tingle stomp The Ducks. Groose looks under the ring, and the fans fire up as he finds a TABLE! Groose brings it out, sets it up, but Fin CLUBS Groose from behind! The fans boo, they wanted table, but Fin SMACKS Groose off the apron! And again, and again! Tingle runs over to WRECK Fin with a dropkick! But that lets Mack stand up to DECK Tingle with a haymaker! Skull Kid JABS Mack! And JABS! And JABS! Fans chant “SKULL! SKULL! SKULL!”

Skull Kid winds up, but Rick stops his big punch! Rick ELBOWS Skull Kid, Mack gets him with a cravat, and The Ducks coordinate, ASSISTED SLICED BREAD! Cover, but Tingle breaks it! Rick kicks Tingle, The Ducks mug him, but Groose stands on the apron! Groose grabs both Ducks by the head feathers, but they break free to DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Groose holds onto ropes with one hand and flails to stay on the apron! Tingle runs up, The Ducks dodge, but so does Groose! Tingle apologizes for almost hip attacking Groose down, but then The Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK Tingle in the ropes! Tingle takes a tumble while fans go nuts!

Mack runs up on Groose but Groose DUMPS him out! Mack lands on the apron, Groose JABS! And JABS! “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” Groose winds up, but Rick SUPERKICKS from in the ring! Groose wobbles, and Mack reels him in! Mack scoops, and Rick sets up on a corner! Fans are already freaking out, but Skull Kid anchors Rick! Groose turns things around on Mack, and he looks to the table he set up! Skull Kid CLUBS Rick and climbs up! Skull Kid gives Rick a SUPER BACK SUPLEX while Groose POWERSLAMS Mack through the table! The fans lose their minds all over again! Skull Kid crawls to the cover, TWO!

“This is Awesome!” echoes out through Hyrule Coliseum. Skull Kid is frustrated, but he goes back for Rick. Only for Fin to run in and SMACK him with a kendo stick! And SMACK, and SMACK, and SMACK! Tingle runs in, HIP- SMACK from the kendo stick! Tingle tumbles again, holding his butt cheeks! Fin waits for Tingle to stand, before SMACK, right in the gut! And then SMACK on the back! Tingle staggers, Fin reels him in, KENDO STICK SIDE LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Fin is mad so he just SMACKS away on Tingle again and again! Skull Kid hobbles up, but so does Rick, and Rick CLUBS Skull Kid before he can reach Fin.

Fin tosses Rick the stick, and Rick SMACKS Skull Kid! The fans boo but Rick just SMACKS Skull Kid again and again! Fin rains down fists on Tingle, then CHOKES him with both hands! The ref reprimands but that’s all he can do. Fin lets go of Tingle, and he looks around. Fin asks the ref, “Where’s the barbed wire?” The ref replies, “What?” Fin gets in the ref’s face, grabbing him by his shirt, and demands to know, “Where’s the barbed wire?! WHERE?!” The ref says he doesn’t know, so Rick and Fin slide out to look under the ring. Rick and Fin grin, because they say they found something better. “Better” than barbed wire?!

Fin brings out a mysterious black bag! Fans are already worried because they know what’s usually in one of those! Fin brings the bag into the ring, Nick stomps Skull Kid down, and Fin pours out the bag. Wait a minute, those may be shiny silver, but they’re not thumbtacks at all! Those are studs! Metal studs! The kind you’d put in a jacket! Fin says, “Time to put the ‘stud’ in ‘studly!'” Fin brings Tingle up in a dragon sleeper, BLOODY SUNDAY on the studs! Fans lose their minds again, Fin covers, but Skull Kid barrels through Rick to break it! The fans are thunderous as those four are down in the ring!

Groose roars as he finally rises from the floor! The fans fire up again, and Groose goes looking under the ring again. Fans chant for “TABLES! TABLES!” but Groose brings out a sledgehammer! Groose always was a fan of Humpback Hook Halibut. Groose storms into the ring, takes aim, and he CLOBBERS Rick with the hammer! The fans are going wild again as Groose CLOBBERS Fin with the hammer! Groose CLOBBERS Rick again! Groose roars again, the fans fire up again, and he storms up on Fin. Groose has Fin in a corner, and CHOKES him with the handle of the hammer! Fin sputters as Groose stares him right in the eyes!

The fans rally, but Fin CLAWS Groose’s face! Groose staggers back, and Mack is back! SUPERKICK for Groose! Rick gets back up, another SUPERKICK for Groose! Fin growls and runs up, SLINGBLADE on Groose! They might’ve even landed on the studs! Fin still snarls and aims at Groose from the corner. Fin runs up, but Skull Kid flies in, BUSAIKU KNEE! The fans are thunderous again, but now The Ducks mug Skull Kid! The Ducks double whip Skull Kid, Skull Kid CROSSBODIES, but The Ducks catch him! Rick lets go so Mack can NORTHERN LIGHTS! The Polar Express gets moving as Mack NORTHERN LIGHTS again!

Mack NORTHERN LIGHTS again, then brings Skull Kid into a fireman’s carry! Rick goes up top, Mack ROLLING SENTONS! Rick 450 SPLASHES and Mack goes up, but Groose hits Rick with a RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Mack still MOONSAULTS, but Groose catches him! No bang for The Ducks, and Groose RAMS Mack into the buckles! Groose holds onto Mack and Mack shouts, “Not again!” before the RUNNING POWERSLAM! Fans fire up for the “Skyfall Stampede,” but Fin SHOTGUNS Groose! All six men are down and the fans are going nuts! The fans say “FIGHT FOREVER!” but there’re still more matches to do!

The trios crawl and regroup, and they help each other stand up. TSDQ stares down Arrow Club as the fans are thunderous! The six men all shout and run up to start throwing hands, and the fans go even wilder! TSDQ ROCKS Arrow Club with big forearms, Groose shoves Fin while Tingle & Skull Kid double whip The Ducks. The Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK while Fin CHOPS! Fin reels Groose in, but Groose fights the Half Hatch! Groose shoves Fin away to JAB! Rick storms up, Groose JABS! Mack storms up, Groose JABS! Groose JABS, JABS and JABS Arrow Club and fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!”

Groose winds up, aims at Fin, but The Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Fin reels Groose in for the Half Hatch, DEPTH CHARGE! Tingle storms up but The Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK him, too! Tingle staggers, Mack scoops him and Rick goes to an apron. Skull Kid staggers up, heads for Mack, but Fin reels him into a dragon sleeper! BLOODY SUNDAY for Skull Kid, and then MALLARD DRIVER for Tingle!! Mack covers Tingle while Fin CHOKES Skull Kid and stares him down! The ref counts the cover, Fin emphasizes it with “NO! MORE! HOPE!” Arrow Club wins!

Winners: Arrow Club, by pinfall (still HPW World Trios Championships)

The fans boo, but HPW’s Three Amigos could not overcome! Is it as Fin said? Was this the end for TSDQ with the trios titles? Will the HPW Trios Division be Arrow Club 4 Life?

 

HPW Goddess Championship Gladiatorial Combat: Ruto VS Ladrona!

We just saw the Zora Princess’ teammates take down The Thief Girl’s friends, so surely her confidence is at an all time high. But when these two can also fight as hard as they want, confidence only goes so far. It’s time to add on even more violence, who walks away with the prize?

Per the rules of Gladiatorial Combat, each combatant is allowed their one weapon. Ruto brings out a custom chair, a nice shade of blue with the words, “Your Head Here,” put on the seat in a lovely font. Ruto shows it off for a photo op, and goes to the ring. Ladrona makes her entrance, and she brings out a trash can, complete with the lid. And like Ruto with her chair, Ladrona has painted words on the can, “RUTO IS TRASH” and “RUTO STINKS.” Fans already start chanting, “Ruto’s Trash!” “No She’s Not!” The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is HPW’s Goddess of War!

The bell rings and the two watch each other closely. Ladrona wields just the trash can lid, but Ruto kicks her low! Ladrona drops to a knee, Ruto brings her chair up, but Ladrona SMACKS her on the side with the lid! Ruto hobbles, chair still in hand, and Ladrona SMACKS her on the back! Ruto drops the chair as she staggers into a corner, and Ladrona storms up. Ladrona stomps a mudhole into Ruto and the fans fire up! Ladrona then presses the trash can lid into Ruto’s chest and stomps it! Ruto sputters, Ladrona goes corner to corner, but Ruto CHUCKS the lid back at her! Fans go nuts as Ladrona gets hit full in the face!

Ladrona falls back and Ruto grabs her chair. Ruto sets the chair up, brings Ladrona around, and mockingly asks, “Can you read? Yeah?” Ruto then SMACKS Ladrona off the seat! And SMACKS her off it again! And SMACKS her off it again! Ruto then scuffs Ladrona with a foot and sits down on the chair. Ruto puts her feet up on Ladrona like she’s just an ottoman, and she soaks up the heat. Ladrona scowls and glares at Ruto. The fans fire up as Ladrona pushes Ruto’s feet away, and then throws hands on Ruto while she’s seated! Ruto pushes Ladrona away and flounders out of her chair, so Ladrona goes for the trash can!

Ladrona brings the can around, and she… dumps something out!? There was something in the can this whole time?! And that something was THUMBTACKS! Ruto freaks out and the fans go wild! Ladrona keeps Ruto from bailing out, drags her back in, and ROCKS her with a right hand! Ruto wobbles, Ladrona waistlocks, but Ruto fights the lift! Ruto flails, throws elbows, then standing switches. Ladrona fights the lift, wrenches free, and throws heavy elbows again and again. Ruto wobbles, Ladrona reels her in, but Ruto fights the suplex! Ruto throws body shots, hooks a leg, and FISHERMAN SCREWS onto the tacks!

Fans lose their minds as Ladrona writhes! The tacks are right in her back! But even Ruto got a few on her arms and shoulders! Ruto reaches back to pull the tacks out, but Ladrona crawls to the trash can. Ruto whimpers in pain, and she looks for her chair. Ruto crawls over to the chair while Ladrona gets to her feet. Ladrona grits her teeth, and raises the trash can. Ruto turns around, and SMASH, trash can to head! The fans fire up over the big dent made in the can! Ruto drops her chair, and falls onto the tacks! Ruto writhes in pain again as she gets tacks all over her back! The fans rally while Ladrona stalks Ruto towards a corner.

Ladrona stomps a mudhole into Ruto, then she wedges the trash can in Ruto’s face! The fans rally up as they anticipate what’s coming. Ladrona goes to the adjacent corner, climbs up, and the fans fire up already. Ladrona takes a moment to calm the nerves. Ladrona tightrope walks three steps, then leaps to still go COAST2COAST!! The fans are thunderous as Ladrona lands a direct hit! Ladrona drags Ruto from out of the corner, covers, TWO!!! Ruto survives and Ladrona is shocked! Ladrona thinks on what else she has to do while the fans say, “This is Awesome!” Ladrona takes the beat up trash can and puts it at center.

Ladrona goes back to Ruto, drags her up and brings her over. Ladrona reels Ruto in, but Ruto is a ragdoll. Ladrona grows frustrated, so she fireman’s carries Ruto instead. But Ruto flails free! Ruto grabs Ladrona, FACEBUSTER onto the trash can! Ruto drags Ladrona off the can, covers, TWO!! Ladrona survives and the fans fire up! Ruto snarls and she stomps Ladrona again and again! Ruto drags Ladrona into a drop zone, goes to a corner and climbs. The fans boo but Ruto ignores them, to FROG SPLASH! But onto knees! Ladrona saves herself, and Ruto sputters and coughs while rolling away. The fans rally up again as Ruto goes back for her chair.

Ladrona stalks Ruto again, and she steps on the chair! Ruto’s fingers get pinched underneath! Ruto shouts in pain, gets her fingers free, and she clutches her hands. Ladrona grabs Ruto’s leg, turns her over, and steps over! STF!! The fans fire up as Ruto endures! Ruto claws at the hold but Ladrona pulls on the head and neck! Ruto reaches out, but ropebreaks won’t help her in this No Disqualification type match! And her chair is too far away! Ruto flails, and she starts crawling towards Ladrona’s trash can! But she has to crawl through tacks to get there! Fans wince and cringe as Ruto endures the pain going through the tacks!

Ruto grabs the can, beat up as it is, and swings it back to hit Ladrona! Ladrona holds on, even as Ruto hits her again! Ladrona lets go of the leglock to then grab the trash can! FULL METAL CROSSFACE!! The fans go nuts as the jagged, dented can is in Ruto’s face! Ruto claws around with her free hand but she’s stuck! And Ladrona pulls way back! RUTO TAPS! LADRONA WINS!

Winner: Ladrona, by submission (NEW HPW Goddess Champion)

The fans erupt while Ladrona lets go of the hold in exhaustion! The Thief Girl didn’t need to lie, cheat or steal this one, she just went harder than Ruto! Will the Zora Princess ever live this down? Will Ladrona’s win light the spark back in TSDQ?

 

Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship Last Man Standing Match: Link VS Yunobo!

The Hero of Hyrule and the Macho Goro have battled a lot already this year, but there have always been extenuating circumstances. Kage, Arrow Club, TSDQ, there’ve always been others getting involved, and it has to end! Will it be Link or Yunobo that puts the punctuation on this story?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who stands on their own two feet!

The bell rings and Yunobo runs up on Link! Yunobo SPLASHES Link in the corner! Fans boo while Link sputters, but Yunobo brings him up to TOSS across the way! Link tumbles, goes to the other corner, and Yunobo runs in! Another SPLASH, and Yunobo lets Link fall over! Referee Tiger Sahasrahla starts a count while Yunobo soaks up the heat from the fans. Link pushes himself up off the mat and stands at 4 of 10. Yunobo runs up, to CLOBBER Link! Link tumbles out of the ring while the fans boo! Link staggers, Yunobo goes out after him, and Yunobo stalks him to the barriers. Link kicks, but Yunobo blocks! Only for Link to ENZIGIRI!

The fans fire up while Link SUPERKICKS! Yunobo shakes that off, but Link SUPERKICKS again! And SUPERKICKS again! Yunobo is sturdy, and Link shouts, “Just effin’ move!!” Link SUPERKICKS again, Yunobo wobbles, and Link goes up onto the barriers! QUEBRADA! But Yunobo catches him! Yunobo aims, runs up, but Link slips free to send Yunobo into the steel steps! The steps fall over with Yunobo! The fans fire up and Sahasrahla starts a count. Yunobo reaches up and uses the barriers to help him stand at 3 of 10. Link SUPERKICKS him again! The fans fire up while Yunobo sputters and slumps against barriers. Yunobo stumbles and staggers away to the ramp.

Link goes up to the apron and ASAI MOONSAULTS! Down goes Yunobo and the fans fire up again! Sahasrahla starts another count, and Link slides into the ring. Link waits on Yunobo as the count reaches 5 of 10. Yunobo stands at 6, and Link DIVES! But Yunobo catches him! Yunobo glares at Link, then pops him up to fireman’s carry and GORON DROP on the floor! The fans boo but Yunobo shouts, “COUNT!” Sahasrahla counts while Link writhes. The fans rally, Link sits up at 3 of 10, and Yunobo reaches down to waistlock! DEADLIFT GERMAN SUPLEX to the floor! Link is sent flying towards the ramp!

Fans boo as Link tumbles, but Yunobo just roars while pounding his chest, and Sahasrahla starts another count. Link stirs and the fans rally up, but Yunobo is watching him like a hawk. Link sits up at 4 of 10, and slowly rises to stand at 6! The fans cheer, but here comes Yunobo! But Link ELBOWS Yunobo first! Yunobo staggers back, but he shakes that off and storms up again. Link kicks low, throws hands, and the fans fire up as Link backs Yunobo down. Link ROCKS Yunobo, CHOPS Yunobo, then ROCKS him again. Yunobo staggers, Link brings him to the steel steps and SMACKS him off the top! The fans fire up and Link SMACKS Yunobo off the top again!

Link goes up the steps and reels Yunobo in, and underhooks the arms! The fans are going nuts already, but Yunobo fights the lift! Yunobo BACKDROPS Link away! But Link lands on his feet! The fans fire up, and Link SUPERKICKS Yunobo! Yunobo leans on the steps, but then he picks them up! Yunobo roars as he turns around, but Link SUPERKICKS him again! Yunobo wobbles and drops the steps, and Link SUPERKICKS him again! Yunobo drops to a knee, Link brings the steps back into place. Link drags Yunobo onto the steps, underhooks the arms, and FULL METAL HELMSPLITTER! Link brings back and oldie but goodie and the fans go nuts!

Link slowly backs away from the steps, clutching a knee, and the count begins. The fans cheer Link while he shakes out his legs. Yunobo sputters and coughs but is still down at 3 of 10. The count passes 5 of 10 as Yunobo rolls and slumps off the steps. Yunobo slowly sits up, grabs at the apron skirt, and we’re at 7 of 10. Yunobo drags himself up, and manages to stand at 9! Yunobo staggers but heads for Link, so Link hits a MASTER SWORD! Yunobo sputters and wobbles on his feet while the fans fire up! Link slides back into the ring, builds speed, and this time, Link FLIES! Direct hit with the tope conjilo and the fans are fired up again!

Link sees Yunobo stirring as the count starts, so he goes around the way. Link looks under the ring, and while fans chant, “We Want Tables,” he brings out a chair, and then another, and another. Link puts those chairs in the ring while Yunobo stands at 5 of 10. Link storms up with a fourth chair, and he JAMS Yunobo! Then SMACKS Yunobo on the back! Link puts the chair in the ring, then pushes Yunobo into the ring. Link stomps Yunobo, then he brings the chairs together. The fans rally as Link then brings Yunobo up. Link tries to scoop, but Yunobo is too hefty, especially for Link’s sore back. Link CLUBS Yunobo, reels him in, but he can’t suplex Yunobo either!

Yunobo hits back with body shots! The fans boo but Yunobo HEADBUTTS Link! Yunobo fireman’s carries Link, but Link fights free! Link SUPERKICKS Yunobo, Yunobo wobbles, so Link hits him with a MASTER SWORD! Yunobo falls back onto the chairs! The fans fire up, but Link tells Sahasrahla to wait on the count? The fans fire up more as Link climbs a corner! ICE ARROW! Direct hit on Yunobo and the chairs! The fans fire up while Link says now Sahasrahla can count. Link hobbles away while Sahasrahla starts the count, and Yunobo sputters and coughs from the impact. Yunobo sits up into a kneeling position at 5 of 10, and Link runs in!

Yunobo ducks the Shining Wizard, but not the BOOMERANG! Yunobo flounders, Link grabs the chairs, and he SMACKS Yunobo on the back with one! The fans fire up while Yunobo writhes, and Link sits a chair up. Link drags Yunobo into taking a seat, then he rains down fists! The fans fire up, but Link gets fed up with the mask. Link YANKS the mask off of Yunobo, and then ROCKS Yunobo with a forearm! Yunobo sputters, sits up, and he seems confused? Yunobo looks at Link, and even says, “Link? What’s going on?” Link is now confused, what does Yunobo mean what’s going on? Yunobo then realizes he isn’t wearing the mask.

Yunobo stands up, Link is wary, but Yunobo says it’s okay! The mask was doing something to him! It was making him… angry! It was making him angry with people and he couldn’t understand why. Link doesn’t seem to believe Yunobo, and he looks at the mask. Link holds up the mask, looks at Yunobo, and then he puts it back on Yunobo? Yunobo tries to tell him to stop, but the mask is back on. And then Yunobo ROARS in Link’s face! Yunobo HEADBUTTS Link and Link staggers away! Link sputters, but it seems he believes Yunobo now. Yunobo grabs the chair he was sitting in and JAMS Link with it! And then SMACKS him on the back!

Link writhes, fans boo, but Yunobo stalks Link to ropes. Link rolls out of the ring, Yunobo storms out after him, and then takes aim. Yunobo runs up to GORO GORE Link through barriers!! Fans lose their minds, especially given how close they were to the destruction of property! Sahasrahla checks both men, and Yunobo rises up already! The standing count starts on Link while Yunobo talks smack on the fans. The count passes 5 of 10 as Link slowly rises. The fans rally and Link manages to stand by 8! Only for Yunobo to run up and run Link into the back wall! Link bounces off to fall back, the fans on the upper deck boo, but Yunobo tells them to shut up.

Link sputters and starts to sit up even before the standing count. Yunobo taunts Link, and Link stands at 6 of 10. Link staggers and stumbles away but Yunobo pursues. Yunobo CLUBS Link on the back, and Link stumbles and falls into a trash can! The fans boo Yunobo as Link and the trash can fall. Link hurries to his feet, and he swings the trash can into Yunobo! The fans cheer, even though trash is now flying all over the place, and Link kicks Yunobo low. Link brings Yunobo around to send into the wall! Yunobo staggers but stays up, and he takes a swing on Link! Link bobs ‘n’ weaves, to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP!

Link whips, but Yunobo reverses, and he sends Link tumbling over road cases! The fans boo but Link flounders to his feet. Yunobo grabs a road case, takes aim, and fans freak out as he runs at Link! But Link jumps up and onto the case as they crash together! Link then BUZZSAWS Yunobo from above! Link hops down off the case, SMACKS Yunobo off the case, then SMACKS him off it again! Link pushes Yunobo onto the case, throws down more punches, then tells people to clear out. Cameramen and ringside staff move aside as Link starts pushing the case! The case starts moving, and Link pushes it all the way to the stage!

The fans fire up as Link lets the case roll, and it RAMS into the side of the stage! The fans go nuts while Yunobo slumps off the case! Sahasrahla checks on Yunobo, and a new count begins. Link watches as Yunobo stirs, reaching around in a daze. Link waits as the count reaches 5 of 10 as Yunobo grabs at the side of the stage. Yunobo leans against the stage while he slowly rises, standing on his feet by 9! MASTER SWORD! Yunobo sputters as he’s knocked against the stage again! Link brings Yunobo around to RAM into the steel light truss! Yunobo leans against the truss, then stumbles a bit, and Link HOOK KICKS him!

Yunobo staggers more, Link runs up, but Yunobo fireman’s carries! Yunobo backs up to RAM Link into the wall, but he keeps Link on his shoulders. Yunobo grits his teeth, seethes, and he runs at the stage, to SMASH through the side!!! The fans are losing their minds as sparks fly and part of the stage falls away!! Sahasrahla freaks out, a few producers and even King Foolyere step out on stage, though wary of that fallen side. Ring crew helps clear the top part away so we can see Yunobo and Link among the wreckage. Sahasrahla sees Yunobo and Link are both reaching up and starts a count! Yunobo tries to sit up, but Link has a grip on Yunobo’s mask!

Yunobo feebly flails, but Link keeps hold of the mask. The count is 5 of 10, but Yunobo can’t sit up with Link pulling him down! Link gets a foot up on Yunobo’s shoulder and uses it for leverage! The count is 7, and then 8! Link finally gets the mask off of Yunobo! Yunobo comes to his senses like he did in the ring, but the count hits TEN! Sahasrahla rings the bell! The fans are confused, but Sahasrahla shouts, “Draw! It’s a draw!”

Double Down Count Draw; Link retains the title

Fans can’t believe it! All of that, and it’s a DRAW?! Yunobo isn’t upset, though, as he does his best to stand back up. Link also stands, though on the defensive, and Yunobo assures him that Yunobo’s not gonna attack. It’s like he said, that mask was messing with him. Maybe it’s like Majora’s Mask and how it affected Skull Kid. Link says in that case… He pulls at the mask, and he RIPS it into two! There is a bit of a spark that fizzles out, and the mask loses all its bright colors. Link throws the pieces aside, and he looks Yunobo in the eyes. Link offers a hand, and Yunobo smiles as he shakes it. The fans cheer as these two make amends.

The title is brought over to Link as he and Yunobo make their way to the ramp. Link raises the belt while Yunobo raises his hand in victory. But then Zelda makes her entrance! The fans cheer as the Princess of Hyrule, bringing back the Silver Sheik gear. Link is happy to see Zelda, and she does congratulate him on the win, but he asks what she’s doing out here. She says she’s first up in the Hyrule Warriors match. Realization sinks in for Link as he remembers she’s in that match. Link wishes her luck, and she continues to the ring. Zelda is one of the first three entries, but will she be the last one standing?

Hyrule Warriors Match!

The time has come for one of HPW’s biggest match traditions. The Princess of Hyrule is going to start things off, can she run the gauntlet? Or will another rise up to head for HyruleMania?

With Zelda as entry number one, entry number two enters. It’s… GOOMA! The Doombringer’s menacing minotaur returns, will he bring doom to all 32 other entrants? And entering third is… IRON KNUCKLE! Things got that much harder for Zelda, will this match be Forged By Violence?

The bell rings and the three watch each other. They slowly circle, watching each other, and then Gooma rushes Zelda. Zelda dodges, Knuckle ROCKS Gooma! Zelda dodges Knuckle, tilt-o-whirls Gooma, and RANAS him into Knuckle! Gooma falls over but Knuckle staggers back. Knuckle rebounds off ropes and runs up on Zelda, but Zelda slips around the lariat to tilt-o-whirl, and IRON OCTOROK! The fans cheer as Knuckle endures, but Gooma drags Zelda off of Knuckle! Gooma GERMAN SUPLEXES Zelda and she lands on her face! Knuckle SENTONS Gooma! The fans fire up again, and Knuckle storms up on Zelda.

Knuckle drags Zelda up, and CHOPS her against ropes! The fans either “WOO~” or boo, but Zelda drops down to hold onto the bottom rope. Knuckle stomps Zelda but she’s not letting go. Gooma storms up behind Knuckle to CLUB him in the back! The first countdown is here, and entry number four is… ODOLWA! The God of Woodfall is here, and he slides right into the ring. Odolwa BOOTS Gooma right in the face! Odolwa whips Gooma, Gooma comes back to roll off Odolwa’s back. Gooma dodges Odolwa’s lariat to waistlock, but Odolwa fights the lift. Odolwa ELBOWS Gooma, BOOTS Knuckle, but Gooma and Knuckle come back, FOREARM SANDWICH!

Odolwa sputters and falls back, Zelda CHOP BLOCKS Knuckle! Zelda dodges Gooma, and HYLIAN KISS! But Zelda’s the one wobbling from the headbutt! Gooma whips Zelda, but Zelda goes up the ropes to springboard and FLYING ARM-DRAG! Gooma tumbles to a corner, Odolwa SUPERKICKS Zelda down! The fans boo but Knuckle ROCKS Odolwa! Odolwa KICKS Knuckle’s leg! Knuckle hobbles, but he ROCKS Odolwa back. Odolwa SOBATS, KICKS, and cravats for a KNEE SMASH! Odolwa aims for ropes but Knuckle reverses the whip! Odolwa goes up and over, but he holds onto ropes to stay on the apron!

Knuckle goes after Odolwa’s hands, but Odolwa grabs Knuckle for a HOTSHOT! Knuckle sputters away, Odolwa storms back in, and he KNEES Knuckle in the back! Knuckle staggers and falls, but stays inside the ring. The countdown returns while Odolwa stomps Knuckle, and entry number five is… TAROS BLANCO! Blanco slides in, blows past Odolwa, and comes back to SHOTGUN him down! Blanco hurries to stomp Odolwa and drag him up, but Odolwa again clings to ropes. Gooma storms up on Blanco and CLUBS him! Knuckle goes after Odolwa again while Taros and Gooma brawl. Zelda stays back to watch for openings.

Gooma CLUBS Blanco, LARIATS, then CLUBS him again! Blanco stumbles forward, Zelda jumps on for a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Blanco manages to stay up, but Gooma CLUBS Blanco on the back! Blanco drops to a knee and Zelda thrashes around. Blanco is fading, and Zelda undoes the body scissors. Zelda drags Blanco up and Gooma helps lift him onto the top rope! Blanco revives enough to start fighting back, so Gooma and Zelda CLUB away on him. Knuckle drags Odolwa up to CHOP him to a corner. Knuckle works to lift Odolwa but Odolwa fights it. Odolwa kicks Knuckle away, runs up, but into a SNAP POWERSLAM!

The fans fire up as Knuckle drags Odolwa up again and goes back for ropes. Meanwhile, Blanco has slipped down from the top rope to get in under the middle rope. Gooma CLUBS Blanco, drags him in, and aims for the ropes again! Blanco fires a body shot on Gooma, ELBOWS Zelda, and the countdown is back as Blanco fires more shots on Gooma. Entry number six is… DONNY B. KOOL! The fans fire up as the Original Geru is back again! “You better believe it!” Donny grooves as he heads to the ring, watching everything closely. Odolwa fights Knuckle off again, and ROUNDHOUSES him down! That’s when Donny slides in.

Donny JABS JABS Odolwa, “You Better Believe It!” JAB JAB! “You Better Believe It!” Odolwa takes a swing, Donny dodges and UPPERCUTS! The fans fire up as Donny dodges Knuckle to JAB JAB! “You Better Believe It!” Then he JABS JABS Odolwa! “You Better Believe It!” JAB JAB to Knuckle! “You Better-” BOOT from Odolwa! The fans boo but Odolwa drags Donny up. Odolwa TOSSES Donny over the top! But Donny holds onto the rope! Fans fire up as Donny skins the cat, and he headscissors Odolwa! Odolwa lands on the apron! Both men hurry to stand back up, and Knuckle runs up! But into a GAMANGIRI from Odolwa!

Donny jumps back in, runs up on Knuckle at the ropes, PULL UP TO THE CURB LIKE BLAM! The fans fire up as Donny and Odolwa actually work together to drag Knuckle up! They have him back on ropes, and they DOUBLE LARIAT! Knuckle teeters but he doesn’t go over! The countdown is back, and entry seven is… ASHEI! The Lady of Snowpeak is back again, right as Donny and Odolwa DOUBLE LARIAT Knuckle up and over! Knuckle falls, Donny and Odolwa ELIMINATE him together! Fans fire up, Ashei slides in, and Ashei DROPKICKS Odolwa! Ashei kips up, dodges Donny, and ROCKS Gooma!

Ashei keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges Donny again, then UPPERCUTS him down! The fans are torn, but Zelda KICKS Ashei! And KICKS! And KICKS! Ashei blocks the next one, but Zelda rolls to reel Ashei into a victory roll, and DOUBLE STOMP! Ashei sputters, Zelda clamps onto her with an armlock. Blanco kicks Gomma to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, and Donny flounders to another corner. Odolwa storms over to him, but Donny kicks Odolwa low. Donny smacks Odowla off buckles, and again, “You Better Believe It!” Bump bump, “You Better Believe It!” Bump bump, “You Better Believe It!”

Odolwa blocks the next buckle bump, turns things around, and he bumps Donny off the buckle again and again and again and again! Donny sputters, and Odolwa SLAM DUNKS him off the buckle! Donny falls back and Odolwa stomps him. Ashei fights the armlock, rolls, and fights to her feet. Ashei arm-drags Zelda away, Zelda comes back, but Ashei arm-drags again! Ashei DROPKICKS Zelda down, the fans are torn again, but Ashei keeps Zelda down with a waistlock and rear bearhug. The countdown is back, and entry eight is… HILDA! Wait, Hilda? Really? Well, Her Grace has returned at a rather interesting time.

Hilda takes her time gloating since she’s the odd one out now. Hilda struts to the ring while Zelda fights up. Zelda pries at the waistlock, switches, but Ashei switches back. Ashei GERMAN SUPLEXES Zelda, but she holds on! Hilda points and laughs at Zelda as Ashei GERMAN SUPLEXES Zelda again! Hilda steps in while Ashei drags Zelda up again. Zelda grabs at Hilda! Hilda panics, tries to break free, but Zelda has a waistlock on tight! Ashei DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES Hilda and Zelda! The fans go wild for “Suplex Ashei!” Ashei drags Hilda up, aims for ropes, but Hilda drop toeholds Ashei onto the ropes!

Hilda runs to then STRADDLE ATTACK Ashei on ropes! Ashei sputters, Hilda drags her up, and Hilda throws Ashei at the ropes! Fans freak out as Ashei goes up and over, but she holds on tight! Hilda goes after Ashei, but Zelda lifts Hilda! Zelda dumps Hilda to the apron, but Hilda clings to ropes! Hilda scrambles inside as fast as she can, Zelda grabs Ashei’s leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Ashei falls back into the ring, but Zelda grabs the leg again, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Ashei clutches the leg and hurries for a corner. The countdown is back, and entry nine is… DOOMKNOCKER! More Doombringers bringing doom!

Knocker storms right in to help Gooma with Blanco, stomping a double mudhole in the corner! The Doombringers drag Blanco up, whip him to ropes, but Blanco ducks the double lariat to DOUBLE SHOTGUN! Gooma falls back but Knocker stays up. Knocker rushes Blanco, whips, but Blanco reverses to send him into Gooma! Gooma falls back again, Blanco runs up to RANA Knocker! Blanco stomps away on Knocker, then runs, but into a SPEAR from Gooma! Gooma roars, he and Knocker drag Blanco up, and TOSS him up and out! The Doombringers ELIMINATE Blanco! The fans are torn and Blanco is furious.

The refs usher Blanco away while he shouts at The Doombringers. The Doombringers mockingly wave bye, then go after Odolwa and Donny. Zelda kicks Hilda in a corner, Ashei storms up to hit Zelda. The countdown is back again, and entry ten is… HINOX! The giant cyclops is here, and everyone in the ring takes notice. Hinox climbs onto the apron, Gooma runs up but Hinox shoves him away! Hinox steps up and over, Knocker goes after him, but Hinox grabs him to HEADBUTT! Knocker falls, Odolwa kicks Hinox. Hinox doesn’t budge, and he grabs Odolwa by the face! Then Hinox CHOPS Odolwa down!

Hilda cowers into a corner, but Zelda and Ashei flank Hinox. Hinox looks at each of them, and he grabs at Zelda but she backs up, and that lets Ashei KICK Hinox in the leg. Hinox grabs at Ashei but then Zelda KICKS Hinox in the leg. Hinox gets annoyed, but he can’t grab either of them. Gooma is back up, and he runs up to SPEAR! The fans fire up as Hinox falls! But now how’re they supposed to get him up and out? Knocker is annoyed with Gooma but Gooma shrugs and asks what else was he to do. The whole group works to get Hinox off the mat, but that’s a lot of deadweight to lift.

They manage to stand Hinox back up, and they head for ropes. But Hinox fights back! The others try to push him around, but Hinox explodes free! The fans fire up as Hinox roars! But the countdown is back, and entry 11 is… BAD CROC SCALY! The Swamp Boss could be big enough to tip the scales against Hinox! Scaly stares Hinox down the entire time he walks down the ramp, and Hinox keeps his eye locked on Scaly, too. Scaly steps into the ring, and the fans fire up already as the behemoths are face to face! Scaly throws a big haymaker! Hinox wobbles, but he comes back with a haymaker for Scaly!

The fans fire up as the haymakers go back and forth! Scaly gets the edge, ROCKS Hinox, then grabs him by the neck! GREN- NO, Hinox breaks free of the guzel and ROCKS Scaly with a haymaker! Scaly wobbles, sways, but then rears back to HEADBUTT! Hinox wobbles, Gooma, Knocker and others rush up to push Hinox to ropes! Hinox is still pretty big, and he fights back, but Scaly runs up! Scaly LARIATS Hinox up and over! Hinox falls to the floor, everyone ELIMINATES Hinox!! The fans go nuts, and then the others go after each other again! Scaly CLUBS Gooma, Knocker is after Odolwa, and Hilda cowers away from Zelda.

Ashei gets around Donny to waistlock but Donny switches. Ashei backs Donny into a corner, then throws elbows. Zelda grabs Hilda’s legs but Hilda holds onto ropes. Zelda KICKS Hilda in her right leg, Hilda clutches it, and now Zelda drags Hilda from ropes. Zelda GROUND DRAGON SCREWS Hilda’s left leg! Hilda clutches that leg now, and Zelda goes back to the right leg, for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! The countdown is back, and entry 12 is… TAROS AZULE! Will the Blue Bull avenge his brother? Azule goes to the apron, and he springboards in to MISSILE DROPKICK Gooma! Azule kips up, dodges Knocker and SUPERKICKS!

Azule catches Donny’s clothesline to wrench, knuckle lock, and CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” and Azule hurdles over Odolwa as he goes for the corner! Azule goes up and up, jumps, and FLYING ARM-DRAG RANA COMBOS on Donny and Odolwa! The fans fire up and Azule hurries to his feet. Azule and Zelda circle, he shoots in but she stops his leg takedown with a sprawl. Zelda floats to a waistlock but Azule fights around. Azule stands, and he runs forward to ropes! Azule HOTSHOTS Zelda away! Hilda drags Zelda up and throws her over the top! Fans panic but Zelda holds on to ropes! Zelda slips back in while Hilda gloats.

Hilda turns around and is shocked to see Zelda! HYLIAN KISS! Hilda wobbles, Zelda reels her in, SERENADE OF WATER! The fans fire up, Zelda drags Hilda to her feet, and TOSSES her up and out! Hilda tumbles off the apron, but then a big wood plank slides out from under the ring?! Hilda stands on that instead of the floor, and the refs are all confused. The rule is feet on the floor, and if Hilda’s on this plank, then it’s not the floor. Hilda is still in the match! Zelda is upset as Hilda hurries back into the ring. The refs confiscate the plank, and is there a purple rabbit logo on it? Zelda and Hilda start throwing hands and the fans fire up!

Zelda ROCKS Hilda, CHOPS Hilda, then kicks, KICKS, SOBATS, and ENZIGIRI! Zelda completes the Bolero of Fire, then brings Hilda around. Zelda THROWS Hilda out, but another plank slides out from under the ring?! Hilda lands safe again and the fans boo! Zelda is furious, she storms up to the ropes, but Hilda RAMS into Zelda. Hilda slingshots to FACEBUSTER! Hilda then drags Zelda up and TOSSES her out! But the plank is still there, and Zelda lands safe on it! The fans cheer, and now Hilda is the furious one! Meanwhile, the countdown is back. Entry 13 is… TORBEVITO! Torbevito slides in, ducks ‘n’ dodges Azule, and tilt-o-whirl RANAS!

Azule tumbles, but Scaly is there to pick him up! GRENADE! Azule sputters, Scaly deadlift suplexes him! Torbevito springboards to CROSSBODY into the SLAM! As for Hilda, she slides out under the bottom rope, so she’s safe. Hilda storms up on Zelda and the two throw hands fast and furious! The fans fire up but the refs reprimand, this should be in the ring. Speaking of, Arrow Club drags Azule up, they TOSS him out and ELIMINATE him! Arrow Club high-five while fans are again torn. But now Arrow Club encounters Doombringers as Knocker & Gooma stand there. The fans fire up, and those four start brawling!

Back to Hilda and Zelda, Hilda has the edge! Hilda winds up, but then she THRUST KICKS Zelda! Zelda wobbles, her right foot steps off the plank, but she’s still safe with the left! Hilda goes for the left leg, but Zelda KNEES her in the face! Hilda sputters, Zelda drags her into the ring. Zelda then TOSSES Hilda out, but a third wood plank slides out! Hilda is again saved by wood, and Zelda shouts, “Are you serious?!” And then Ashei CLOBBERS Zelda from behind! The countdown is back, and entry 14 is… MASTER KOHGA! The Yiga Clan, and a few others, all cheer as Kohga trots his way to the ring.

Odolwa rushes Kohga at the apron but Kohga slides under the ropes! Kohga UPKICKS Donny, rolls back and RANAS Odolwa! Kohga kips up, hits a crane, and he CRANE KICKS Ashei! Odolwa comes back to SUPERKICK Kohga! Kohga staggers back, yoyos in the ropes, and comes back to LARIAT! Kohga fires up, the Yiga fire up, but Donny mule kicks a leg out! Donny then runs to POPPIN’ MY COLLAR BONE! Donny drags Kohga up, the Yiga Clan is freaking out, and Donny TOSSES Kohga up and out! Donny ELIMINATES Kohga! The Yiga boo but the rest of the crowd cheers! Donny B. Kool has his first-

ODOLWA DUMPS DONNY OUT! ODOLWA ELIMINATES DONNY!! The Yiga Clan cheers but the rest of the fans all boo! Odolwa roars triumphantly while Donny sulks his way to the back. Odolwa then stares down Zelda and the fans rally up. Gooma stomps Torbevito while Knocker fires hands on Scaly while Odolwa and Zelda approach. Odolwa kicks but Zelda blocks! But then she ducks an enzigiri, only for a REWIND HEEL to hit! Zelda staggers, Odolwa runs up and RAMS Zelda into an open corner! The countdown returns and entry 15 is… RAVIO! Wait, where is he? The music is playing and- He rolls out from under the ring!?

Oh, well, of course! Ravio IS the purple rabbit! He was saving Hilda, and now he helps Hilda up from the plank. They run in together, and they go after Ashei together. They stomp away on her in a corner while fans boo, and then they drag Ashei up. They reel her in, but Ashei fights the double suplex! Ashei then DOUBLE BACKDROPS them away! The fans fire up, and Ashei waits on one of them to get up. Hilda stands up, Ashei kicks low, and she hoists Hilda up. But Ravio kicks Ashei! Hilda lands behind Ashei, dragon sleepers, and Ravio has Ashei’s legs! “Se~ no!” LORULE DROP! Ravio & Hilda drag Ashei up and TOSS her out, to ELIMINATE her!

The fans boo but Hilda & Ravio take a bow. But then Scaly powers Knocker back and into Ravio! Scaly sandwiches Ravio and Knocker in the corner! The fans cheer but Hilda is furious! Hilda jumps onto Scaly for a SLEEPER! Well, it should be, but Scaly seems more annoyed by this than anything. Scaly reaches back and he SLINGS Hilda up and out and to the floor! No wood planks to save Hilda this time, Scaly ELIMINATES her! The fans cheer and then the countdown is back. Entry 16 is… GARO MASTER! Kohga is gone but his teammate is here! Garo slides in, dodges Scaly to handspring and NEURALIZER KICK!

Scaly staggers but Torbevito runs in. Garo dodges him to hit Gooma with MURAMASA! Torbevito comes back, but Garo sends him into Gooma! Torbevito staggers, Garo victory rolls him, but uses that to then leap at Scaly for a SPIKE DDT! Fans fire up with Garo, but Gooma runs in! Garo jumps over Gooma so Knocker takes the SPEAR! Gooma apologizes to his teammate, Garo jumps up onto Gooma to POISON-RANA! Gooma tumbles away, Garo drags Knocker up and TOSSES him out! Garo ELIMINATES Knocker! Odolwa reels Garo in for an URE- NO, Garo arm-drags free! Garo gets up to JUMP SOBAT Odolwa to a corner!

Scaly is up and runs in, but Garo dodges. Scaly SPLASHES Odolwa in a corner, Garo runs in to MURAMASA them both! Torbevito runs in, Garo sends him at Scaly, but Scaly throws Torbevito up and over Garo! Torbevito waistlocks, Scaly storms up, GERMAN GRENADE SUPLEX!! The fans lose their minds over how Garo flips through the air! Scaly drags Garo up, TOSSES him out, and ELIMINATES him! The fans fire up and countdown is back. Entry 17 is… AVEIL! The Desert Flower is here and the fans all cheer! Aveil runs in to DROPKICK Scaly! She keeps moving and she DROPKICKS Torbevito! And she DROPKICKS Gooma!

Aveil DROPKICKS Odolwa, she DROPKICKS Zelda, and she- Well, she misses Ravio because he runs away. Aveil is annoyed with Ravio and chases him to a corner. Aveil stomps Ravio but he clings to ropes. Scaly storms up on Aveil, YANKS her back, but she rolls back to her feet. Aveil kicks Scaly, fires forearms, but Scaly pushes her back. Aveil rebounds off ropes, Scaly pops her up, but she stands on his shoulders! Aveil uses Scaly to QUEBRADA onto Torbevito! The fans fire up and Aveil keeps moving. She dodges Scaly, basement DROPKICKS Ravio in the corner, then kips up to go up the corner.

Aveil CROSSBODIES, but Scaly catches her! Scaly stands Aveil up to GRE- NO, Aveil goes Matrix to dodge! Aveil kips back up to PELE! The countdown is back and entry 18 is… RIJU! Another Desert Flower of the Gerudo Sisterhood is here! Aveil KICKS Torbevito, CHOPS Scaly, and Riju slides in. Riju wheelbarrows with Aveil, and Aveil tosses her at Torbevito to RANA him into Scaly! Then Riju runs back in, she and Aveil DOUBLE NECKBREAKER Scaly and that makes him DDT Torbevito! The fans fire up as Riju & Aveil drag Torbevito up and TOSS him out to ELIMINATE him! The fans cheer and Riju & Aveil go back after Scaly.

Aveil & Riju stomp Scaly but he pushes them away. Zelda blocks a kick from Odolwa, KICKS it, then DRAGON SCREWS it! Zelda turns Odolwa over and ties up his legs into a DEATHLOCK! Gooma runs up, but Zelda goes Matrix to ZORA DEATHLOCK Odolwa! Gooma runs back over, but Zelda moves aside, Gooma FALLING HEADBUTTS Odolwa! Zelda lets the leglock go, and she reels Gooma in for a BUTTERFLY GUILLOTINE! Gooma endures the Nocture of Shadow! But then Odolwa stomps Zelda! The fans boo but Odolwa pries her off of Gooma, fireman’s carries, but Zelda slips down, into the IMPA LOCK!

Zelda drags Odolwa down to the mat while the fans fire up! The countdown is back again, and entry 19 is… YUGA! Well, it makes sense given Hilda and Ravio returned tonight. The Artist slides in, and speaking of Ravio, he helps Ravio up. Ravio is relieved to have an ally, and they stand against the Gerudo Sisterhood. But then Yuga TOSSES Ravio!? Ravio holds onto the rope, and Ravio asks what the heck! Yuga shrugs and smirks as he says, “Battle royal.” But then The Gerudo Sisterhood run up on Yuga! They push him to ropes, Ravio holds the ropes down, and Yuga tumbles to the floor! They ELIMINATE Yuga already!!

Yuga throws a fit but Ravio says that’s what he gets! Ravio then crawls under the bottom rope and scurries to a corner. Scaly goes after the Gerudo Sisterhood again, but they fire off KICK after KICK and CHOP after CHOP on him! Scaly grabs Riju and TOSSES her at Aveil! The Gerudo Sisterhood tumble away, but Gooma runs up to SPEAR Scaly! But this is the same problem as with Hinox earlier! Gooma drags Scaly but he’s deadweight. The Gerudo Sisterhood help but Scaly’s really big. They get him to a corner and start lifting. Scaly hooks the rope to fight back. Scaly boots Riju away, shoves Aveil, and he fires hands on Gooma.

Gooma fires body shots in return, and Scaly CLUBS Gooma down! The countdown is back, and entry 20 is… HARLEQUIN! The boisterous Bokoblin is here, but wait, so are Glutko and Lupay! Oh no, is this going to be like last year where they run roughshod over this match? Wait, GANON makes his way back out here? What business does he have with this match? Harlequin looks to Ganon, and shakes his hand?! Is Harlequin giving his spot to Ganon!? Ganon leads the charge for The Faces of Evil to the ring! The fans boo, the refs try to stop the FOE since they’re not in the match, but Ganon still gets in the ring!

CALAMITY KICK for Aveil! Ganon kips up, Riju runs up to tilt-o-whirl, but Ganon blocks the rana! Ganon swings Riju around for a SIDEWALK SLAM! Ganon dodges Scaly’s haymaker to NECKBREAKER! Another kip up from Ganon as fans keep booing. Gooma runs up, Ganon sidesteps, and Harlequin is there to hold the ropes down! Gooma falls to the apron while fans boo! The refs reprimand Harlequin, but Harlequin laughs as Ganon’s CALAMITY KICK hits Gooma! Gooma falls, Ganon ELIMINATES him! Ganon kips up, and he turns around to see Ravio. Ravio looks around in a panic, then he jumps over the top rope!

Ravio goes to the floor, and he SELF ELIMINATES! Fans boo but Ganon laughs. Zelda finally lets Odolwa go, but she focuses on Ganon. Ganon chuckles as now the FOE push past the refs to flank the ring. The fans boo, the refs still insist they all leave, but then Aveil and Riju stand with Zelda! The fans rally up, and even Scaly rises! The Swamp Boss sees the situation, and he rushes Glutko! Big behemoth knocks big behemoth off the apron! The fans fire up as Riju DROPKICKS Lupay, Aveil DROPKICKS Harlequin, and Zelda DROPKICKS Ganon in the leg! Zelda clamps onto Ganon with an IMPA LOCK while the others slide out under the bottom ropes!

Scaly CLUBS away on Glutko while Aveil CHOPS away on Harlequin! The countdown is back, and entry 21 is… CRAGMA! A Dark Horse has finally appeared! Cragma runs up, Riju whips Lupay for Cragma to LARIAT! Lupay flounders, Cragma slides into the ring, and uses that as a shortcut to slide out the other side, so he can LARIAT Harlequin over barriers! The front row goes wild as Cragma roars! Scaly and Glutko keep brawling, Cragma runs in and SPEARS Glutko AND Scaly through barriers! Cragma roars again and the fans are losing their minds! Cragma drags Scaly back into the ring, and the Gerudo Sisterhood also steps back in.

Ganon flails as he’s stuck in the Impa Lock, Cragma CLUBS Scaly, and Odolwa is up. The Gerudo Sisterhood go after him with KICKS and CHOPS! Low kick, mid KICK, FOREARM, URAKEN, DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up and the Gerudo Sisterhood drags Odolwa up. They TOSS Odolwa up and out to ELIMINATE him! The fans cheer, and the Gerudo Sisterhood goes after Cragma now. They kick him around, he fights back, Scaly gets up to CLOBBER them all! Ganon fights around, still with Zelda on him, and he gets to his feet. Ganon carries Zelda as a backpack, then hits a BACKPACK SENTON!

The fans boo as Ganon is free, and he turns around to CHOKE Zelda! The fans boo more, but Zelda headscissors to bring Ganon into a TRIANGLE HOLD! The fans cheer, but Ganon powers up to deadlift Zelda! The countdown is back, Ganon POWERBOMBS Zelda down, and entry 22 is… IGOS DU IKANA! The Ruler of Ruin runs into the ring, and he BOOTS Ganon! The fans fire up as Igos fires off fast hands and kicks! Ganon guards but Igos literally has him on the ropes! Ganon kicks Igos away, storms up, but Igos bobs ‘n’ weaves as Ganon throws hands. Igos then ROCKS Ganon with a cross counter!

Igos brings Ganon around, but Ganon blocks the whip. Ganon breaks the grip, CHOPS Igos, then whips him, for a SPINEBUSTER! Zelda’s back to PENALTY KICK Ganon! The Gerudo Sisterhood DOUBLE DROPKICK Zelda! Cragma DOUBLE LARIATS The Gerudo Sisterhood! Scaly CLOBBERS Cragma! Ganon kicks Scaly low and underhooks, DEMISE DRIVER! The fans fire up with everyone down! The Gerudo Sisterhood regroup in one corner, Zelda goes to another. Cragma shakes his head while he stands back up, but then The Faces of Evil are back! The fans boo as they rush Cragma and push him to ropes!

Cragma tries to fight back but the 3v1 is fast and they dump him out, The Faces of Evil ELIMINATE Cragma! The fans boo and the refs reprimand, but the Faces of Evil get away with it! The countdown is back, and entry 23 is… MASTER STALFOS! The last of the Three Masters is here, and wait, he’s bringing the Ikana Royal Family? Master Stalfos rushes the ring with Stal-Kid, Captain Keeta, Sir Hurr & Sir Durr! They fight Harlequin, Glutko & Lupay and the fans fire up! Stalfos helps Igos up and they go after Ganon together while the rest of the IRF drags the FOE out of the ring, and then brawl their way into the crowd!

Igos & Stalfos stomp away on Ganon, then they bring him up. They push him to ropes, but Ganon throws hands in return. Scaly storms up, he starts throwing hands on Stalfos, but Igos hits Scaly. Ganon hits Igos, Stalfos hits Ganon, Scaly hits Igos, Ganon hits Scaly! Scaly hits Ganon, Stalfos hits Scaly, Igos KICKS Ganon! Scaly ROCKS Stalfos! Igos KICKS Scaly! Ganon ROCKS Stalfos! Ganon ROCKS Scaly! Ganon ROCKS Igos! Ganon roars, runs, but into a BOOT THRUST KICK from Stalfos & Igos! Scaly ROCKS Stalfos, Igos hits ELEGY OF THE END on Scaly! Igos & Stalfos push Scaly to ropes, get him up and over and DUMP him out to ELIMINATE him!

The fans fire up, but Ganon is back up to fire hands on Stalfos! Igos goes after Ganon but Aveil runs up to tilt-o-whirl RANA Igos! Riju and Zelda throw hands, go along ropes, and Riju has Zelda in a corner. The countdown is back, and entry 24 is… MILITRON! The fourth Face of Evil is here! He runs into the ring to LARIAT Stalfos! And LARIAT him again! Militron rushes Stalfos, whips him, but Stalfos KICKS the backdrop away! Stalfos reels Militron in for a fireman’s carry, but Militron fights free. Militron ROCKS Stalfos in the back, then lifts him into a torture rack! Militron flips Stalfos, GO TO HOSPITAL!

Stalfos staggers back, Militron runs up, and he LARIATS Militron against ropes! Militron’s a bit too bulky to go up and over, but Stalfos grabs a leg. Stalfos DUMPS Militron up and out to ELIMINATE him! The fans fire up, but then Ganon CALAMITY KICKS Stalfos up and over! Ganon ELIMINATES Stalfos!! The fans boo, but then Ganon turns around into the ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! The fans fire up again while Ganon falls in a heap into a corner! Igos tries to drag Ganon up, but now he’s deadweight! Meanwhile, Zelda blocks a punch from Aveil, knuckle locks and CHOPS, then kicks Riju. Zelda swings Aveil’s arm to make her SLAP Riju!

Aveil apologizes, but then Zelda hops up on Aveil to POISON-RANA! Zelda blocks Riju’s strike to knuckle lock and CHOP her! Zelda lifts Riju with a short arm lever, but Riju fights to get on the second rope. Riju springboards to FLYING RANA! Riju then runs up to BASEMENT BLOCKBUSTER Zelda! The countdown is back, and entry 25 is… TALI! The Dame of the Dunes broke away from the Gerudo Sisterhood, and she locks eyes right on Aveil & Riju! Tali slides into the ring, and she SPEARS Riju right down! The fans boo, Aveil goes after Tali, but Tali SPINEBUSTERS Aveil right down! Tali YANKS Riju right up off the mat!

Tali clinches Riju, and she OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES Riju! Riju flounders to the ropes, Tali runs up and LARIATS Riju up and out to ELIMINATE her! The fans boo but Tali goes right after Aveil with stomps. Tali CLUBS Aveil with crossface forearms again and again! Tali tells Aveil that the Sisterhood is a sham! Aveil made it about herself! Tali drags Aveil up with a waistlock to GERMAN SUPLEX her! Aveil lands hard and tumbles to a corner. Tali ELBOWS Zelda, Ganon and Igos scrap in a corner, and then Tali runs in at Aveil. Aveil dodges and Tali POSTS herself! Aveil hobbles over to drag Tali from the corner.

Aveil CLUBS Tali, and she tells Tali that she’s just being selfish. They could’ve taken over HPW if she’d just accepted her own faults. So what if she lost in the Triforce Tournament? There are always other paths! Tali picks Aveil up and goes for ropes! Aveil flails and slips free! The countdown is back as these two brawl, and entry 26 is… BULIARA! Another of the Gerudo Sisterhood is here! Buliara hurries in and RAMS into Tali! The fans fire up as Buliara & Aveil are united against Tali! They throw hands high and low on Tali to back her up into a corner. They stomp a mudhole, then Aveil runs corner to corner.

Buliara gives Aveil a boost for the SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Tali sputters and flounders against ropes, but Buliara goes after her. Buliara CLUBS Tali, then brings her around. Aveil helps Buliara lift Tali, but Tali hammer fists Buliara. Buliara staggers away, and Tali LARIATS Aveil over the top rope! Fans freak out, but Aveil stays on the apron! Buliara returns to kick Tali low. Buliara lifts Tali and Aveil helps from the outside! Tali holds onto the top rope, and then she CLAWS Aveil’s face! The fans boo as Aveil staggers away, but she stays on the apron. Tali DUMPS Buliara, but Buliara also stays on the apron!

Buliara drags Tali onto the top rope with a facelock! The fans fire up, Tali ends up on the apron, and Aveil has to stay back because of Tali’s kicking feet. Tali throws body shots on Buliara, then RAMS her into the post! Tali gets free from the facelock, but Aveil is there to GAMANGIRI Tali! Tali wobbles, Buliara UPPERCUTS her! Tali holds on with one hand! Tali manages to rise back up with just that one arm! But then Buliara & Aveil kick out her legs! Tali falls back, but her feet hook the bottom rope so she dangles off the floor! Aveil and Buliara look to each other, and Aveil WOE STOMPS Tali down! Tali’s feet hit the floor, Aveil ELIMINATES her!

The refs check as Aveil does her best to keep her feet up! Sadly, she could NOT keep them both from touching, Aveil ELIMINATES herself! The fans can’t believe it, but Aveil tells Buliara to win this for- GANON CALAMITY KICKS BULIARA DOWN! Ganon ELIMINATES Buliara! The countdown is back and entry 27 is… TAROS ROJO! The last Taros Loco is here! Rojo slides in, dodges Igos, then handsprings! Ganon avoids Rojo, then runs up but Rojo dodges Ganon. Rojo springboards to QUEBRADA! Down goes Ganon! Igos storms up but Rojo blocks his punch to wrench and swing Igos around to a NECKBREAKER!

Rojo hurries to get Igos up, aims for ropes, but Igos slips out the back. Igos ROCKS Rojo, KICKS, and fires off the IKANA RUSH! Zelda BOOTS Igos down! Ganon runs up but Zelda ducks! Ganon gets stuck on the top rope, and Zelda DUMPS him over! Ganon holds onto the top rope to stay on the apron! Zelda pries at his fingers! Ganon punches Zelda through the ropes! Ganon hurries back into the ring to DECK Zelda! Rojo tilt-o-whirl DDTs Ganon! All four are down and the fans fire up! They all crawl to corners while the fans rally up. The countdown is back and entry 28 is… THE GRIM CREEPER!

The fans boo as the UnderWorld Order’s scrub member makes his return, but he tells them all the shove it. Creeper hurries in, and he goes after Rojo! Creeper TOSSES Rojo, then goes for Igos. Rojo is still safe on the apron but Creeper TOSSES Igos out the other side! Igos lands safe on the apron while Creeper goes for Zelda. Zelda wrangles Creeper to a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Creeper freaks out, flails, and grabs the ropes, but there are no ropebreaks in a battle royal! Zelda drags Creeper up, Rojo and Igos step in, and Zelda feeds Creeper to a JUMP KNEE from Rojo! Creeper staggers into a ROUNDHOUSE from Igos!

Creeper wobbles, Zelda TOSSES Creeper up and out to ELIMINATE him! Thanks for coming, Creeper. Ganon then rushes Rojo into a corner, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES him! Igos ELBOWS Zelda, then fires forearms to put her in a corner. Ganon storms up on Rojo as Rojo goes to another corner, and he stomps a mudhole in. The countdown is back and entry 29 is… DARKHAMMER! The final Doombringer is here, can he still bring doom? Hammer storms into the ring and runs up on Ganon. Ganon dodges so Hammer SPLASHES Rojo! Ganon swings on Hammer but Hammer blocks the punch!

Hammer CLUBS Ganon with big haymakers from all sides! Ganon staggers, Hammer reels him in for a fireman’s carry and GORON DROP! Zelda turns things around on Igos to KICK and KICK and KICK in the corner. Igos sits down and Zelda digs both boots into him. She even uses the ropes so she can be sideways as she does! Rojo storms up on Hammer but Hammer CLUBS him! Hammer pushes Rojo to ropes to then CLOBBER him! Ganon gets to his feet but Hammer runs up to CLOBBER him, too! Hammer sets up, to GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! The fans fire up seeing Hammer be so big yet flip so smooth!

Hammer drags Ganon up, the countdown is back and entry 30 is… ZANT! Ganon has back-up yet again as Zant hurries to ringside. Hammer throws Ganon at the ropes, but Zant keeps Ganon in the ring! Ganon BOOTS Hammer away, Zant storms in and he fires hands on Hammer. Zant then feeds Hammer to Ganon’s SPINEBUSTER! They drag Hammer up and TOSS him out to ELIMINATE him! No more Doombringers, but the doom might still be coming. But then Rojo runs up and kicks off Ganon to TORNADO DDT Zant! Ganon rushes Rojo but Rojo dodges with a roll, to come back and DROPKICK Ganon!

Ganon staggers to a corner, Rojo hurries to bring Zant up, and Rojo TOSSES Zant! Zant holds onto ropes, Ganon CLOBBERS Rojo! Zelda runs up on Zant and slides out under the bottom rope! Zelda YANKS Zant off the apron and he hits the floor! Zelda ELIMINATES Zant, but Ganon is pissed at how she did it! Zelda sticks her tongue out at Ganon, then slides back in. Ganon storms after her but she stays low and slides around to avoid him. Zelda then slips around him, CHOP BLOCKS a leg, then quickly goes for the Impa Lock again! Ganon flails, reaches out, Igos runs up to PENALTY KICK Ganon down!

The countdown is back, entry 31 is… VOLGA! The Dragon Knight is here, and he springboards in to FLYING KNEE Igos down! Volga kicks at Zelda, she keeps body scissors on Ganon while she grabs Volga’s leg, and twists to an ANKLE LOCK! Ganon fights around but Zelda holds on with the body scissors, and this just makes it harder for Volga to fight the Ankle Lock! Igos is back up and he KICKS Volga in the side! Ganon rolls and rolls, slips free, and he ROCKS Zelda with a forearm on the mat! Zelda grabs that arm and she wrangles Ganon down into an ARMBAR! Igos drags Volga up and brings him to ropes.

The fans fire up as Ganon flails to fight the armbar. Volga fights Igos lifting him, and Ganon again deadlifts Zelda! But Zelda sunset flips! Ganon stays up, Zelda avoids a stomp, and she shifts around to hook a leg. Zelda pulls on the knee joint to bend it back! Ganon hobbles, Zelda wraps on a KNEEBAR! Ganon fights to stay up, then reaches down to waistlock. Ganon pries Zelda off his leg to GERMAN SUPLEX her! Volga kicks Igos away, and hurries to drag Zelda up. Volga throws her at ropes, but Zelda lands safe on the apron! Volga kicks at her, but she grabs the leg to HEEL HOOK in the ropes!

Volga falls back, Zelda rolls in and keeps the heel hook. The countdown is back and number 32 is… GHIRAHIM! The scale is starting to tip in The Dark Forces’ favor! The Living Blade slides in and fires hands on Igos, reviving their rivalry from years ago! The fans fire up, Ganon storms up on Zelda, but Zelda blocks his stomp to another HEEL HOOK! Ganon gets mad that he’s caught again, and his struggling makes it harder for Volga! Zelda kicks Volga to then focus on Ganon’s leg. Zelda rolls and drags Ganon down to a HALF CRAB! Volga storms up on Zelda, but she BACKDROPS him, and he lands on Ganon!

Rojo is back and he DOUBLE STOMPS Volga! Rojo drags Volga up, throws hands, but Volga hits back. Ganon fights around, but Zelda shifts from Half Crab to STF!! The fans fire up as Ganon shouts in frustration and pain! Rojo fires a flurry on Volga, just windmilling away, then he fires up, only for Volga to THROAT CHOP! Rojo coughs, Volga TOSSES him up and over, and ELIMINATES him! The fans boo that there’s no more Taros Locos, and Volga storms up to stomp Zelda. But now, “THE FINAL~ COUNTDOWN~!” Entry 33 has to of course be… RALPH! The Dark Horse, the Lad from Labrynna, is finally here!

Ralph runs to the ring, slides right in, and we see we have a final six! Zelda, Ganon, Igos, Volga, Ghirahim and now Ralph. Ganon of course has Volga and Ghirahim by his side, so Ralph, Igos and Zelda look at each other. They stand united against Ganon’s Dark Forces and the fans fire up! Then the six fire off and the fans go wild! Ganon brawls with Zelda, Ghirahim brawls with Igos and Volga brawls with Ralph! Ghirahim CHOPS Igos, CHOPS again, then CHOPS again! Fans let out “WOO~” but Igos KNEES Ghirahim low, then KICKS him down! Volga whips Ralph but Ralph reverses, only for Volga to SLINGBLADE!

Volga drags Ralph up while Igos drags Ghirahim up. Volga and Igos aim for ropes, but Ralph spins around to send Volga up and over! Volga holds on, Ghirahim kind of flounders on the top rope. Ghirahim flops back into the ring while Ralph, CYCLONE BOOT to Volga! Volga falls to apron then floor, Ralph ELIMINATES Volga! Ralph then helps Igos mug Ghirahim. Ganon clinches Zelda, but she BELL CLAPS free of the belly2belly! Zelda CHOP BLOCKS Ganon’s leg again! Ganon drops to a knee, Zelda goes for the Impa Lock, but Ganon quickly runs to a corner to CANNONBALL! The fans go nuts as both Zelda and Ganon are down in the corner!

Ghirahim CHOPS Igos, CHOPS Ralph, repeat! Ghirahim CHOPS Igos again, but Igos blocks! Ralph ENZIGIRIS Ghirahim! Igos ROUNDHOUSES Ghirahim! Ghirahim wobbles, Ralph reels him in to fireman’s carry, and AIRPLANE SPIN! The fans cheer and count along as Ralph goes to TEN, then stops to let Ghirahim down. Ralph stumbles in a daze but he and Igos still TOSS Ghirahim up and out to ELIMINATE him! The fans fire up as Ganon now has no one to help him! Ralph is still really dizzy so Igos drags Ganon up. But Ganon LARIATS Igos right down! The fans are torn as Ganon rises, fury in his eyes!

Ralph runs up but Ganon pops him up into the GANON BOMB!! Ganon roars, Igos rises, and Ganon takes another big swing! Igos ducks this one to fire off strikes! IKANA R- NO, Ganon avoids the knee at the end! Ganon ROCKS Igos, Igos mule kicks Ganon! Igos knee lifts, KICKS, then ELEGY- NO, Ganon deflects the heel kick! Ganon GERMAN SUPLEXES Igos! Igos staggers up, Ganon runs up to LARIAT Igos up and out and ELIMINATE him! The fans are again torn as Ganon roars. But Ralph and Zelda rise up! The fans are thunderous as we have our final three! Ganon snarls as he watches them both closely.

The fans are rallying as hard as they can as Zelda and Ralph flank Ganon. Ralph runs up but Ganon swings! Ralph slides under, Zelda KICKS Ganon in the bad leg! Ganon hobbles, but he DECKS Zelda with a big forearm! Ralph comes back, tilt-o-whirl, but Ganon blocks the DDT! Even with one good leg! Ganon powers up and he THROWS Ralph away! Ralph flounders, Ganon deadlift suplexes him! Ganon hangs Ralph out to dry on the top rope, then he BOOTS Ralph down! Ralph falls to the floor, Ganon ELIMINATES him! The fans are torn as that just leaves Ganon and Zelda, who jumps up onto Ganon! POISON-RANA!!

The fans go nuts as Ganon sputters and tumbles away! Tiger Sahasrahla slides in, Zelda and Ganon as the last two in, it now comes down to a pinfall or submission finish! Ganon sits up, Zelda grabs the wrists! LIGHT- NO, Ganon gets up and under to GANON BOMB!! Fans go nuts again as Ganon can’t make the cover! Zelda sputters but she turns over onto her stomach, now safe from pinfalls. Ganon seethes as he slowly sits back. He’s practically foaming at the mouth! Ganon stalks Zelda as she goes to ropes. Ganon reels her into a waistlock, but Zelda fights the lift! Zelda reaches for ropes but Ganon grabs her arms for chicken wings!

Ganon lifts Zelda up and uses the chicken wing hold to make Zelda’s elbows touch! Fans wince in pain just seeing that but Zelda endures. Zelda mule kicks at Ganon, and Ganon wobbles a bit with the bad leg bothering him. Ganon lets Zelda go as he drops to a knee, and Zelda BUZZSAWS! Ganon sputters, Zelda runs up to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Zelda grabs the wrists! Ganon gets his big leg in there to MONKEY FLIP Zelda away! But Zelda holds onto the wrists! Zelda hurries to turn over and she drags Ganon up, but Ganon RAMS Zelda into a corner! And RAMS her again, and again! Clinch and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY!

The fans are thunderous as Zelda goes flying across the ring! Ganon storms over, and he drags Zelda into the drop zone. Ganon goes out to the apron and starts to climb the corner. Fans rally harder than ever before, but Ganon’s bad leg slows him down. Ganon grumbles, slaps the leg, shakes it out, and continues the climb. But Zelda STEP-UP KNEES! Ganon sways in a daze, and Zelda climbs up after him! Zelda throws hands, then she goes to the very top rope! The fans fire up, but Ganon throws hands in return! Ganon lifts Zelda, but Zelda wraps on a TRIANGLE HOLD!! Ganon stays up on the corner!

Ganon lifts Zelda up, steps over the top rope, and then FALLING POWERBOMBS!! The fans lose their minds over the crash landing! Wait, there’s a cover! A DOUBLE cover!? DOUBLE THREE COUNT?!? Then who won!?! The din of the crowd makes it hard to hear the referees discussing this. The decision is made and Purah makes the announcement: The double cover makes for a DRAW! BOTH Zelda and Ganon have won the Hyrule Warriors match!!

Double Pinfall Draw; Zelda & Ganon BOTH advance to HyruleMania

The crowd can’t believe it! Five years, five Clash of Fates, and we have our first draw! Link hurries out here to check on Zelda. Link helps Zelda stand up, but Ganon drags himself up with the ropes. They’re all coming to terms with the decision made by the officials as they stare down. The original Triforce Tournament finals, revisited at HyruleMania, what does the future hold for HPW?

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My Thoughts:

Talk about getting this done just in time! Worst performance by me in terms of time efficiency, I need to be way better about this. But at the same time, I needed to make sure this Clash of Fates was big, because I felt it just had to be. A lot of No Disqualification style matches, lots of story and intrigue to throw in, and now I have 28 days for Fyter Feast!