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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (11/28/24)

Championship Charcuterie!

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5 months ago

November 28, 2024

Steven Mitchell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 64

HPW Fyter Feast is about to stuff you full of action! Death Mountain Qualifier, Million Rupee Roulette, and the first-ever Championship Charcuterie! Will this night earn five stars?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

HPW Death Mountain Championship Qualifier: Ralph VS Ghirahim VS Militron VS Igos du Ikana VS Dark Hammer VS Grim Creeper; Hammer loses and the rest advance to HyruleMania 5.
Million Rupee Championship Wrestling Roulette Casket Match: Kevin Gibdo VS Scaldera; Kevin wins and retains the title.
Championship Charcuterie: Link VS Thunderbird VS Osphala VS Ladrona VS Fin Balure VS Mack Quackson VS Rick Quackson; Fin wins and earns the all-you-can-eat dinner for two at Conundrum.

PLAY BY PLAY

HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

Anyone hungry? How’s your appetite for destruction? Because tonight, you’ll have a buffet of brutality to choose from as Fyter Feast is about to get cooking! The SEVEN champions of HPW will be in one match! No titles on the line, but a fabulous prize awaits the winner. Will it be Link, Thunderbird, Osphala, Ladrona or a member of Arrow Club that wins a date to Conundrum? Plus, we will once again spin the wheel and make the deal in Wrestling Roulette! Kevin Gibdo knows the UnderWorld Order wants their Million Rupee Championship back, and Scaldera is looking to make Kevin into a roasted Gibdo! What dish of destiny awaits?

But first, the opening course will be more about the loser than the winner! Six stars that stood out during the Clash of Fates will now battle to earn spots at HyruleMania’s traditional Death Mountain Championship ladder match, and the one who loses must watch from home! HPW Fyter Feast in the North Akkala Valley starts now!

HPW Death Mountain Championship Qualifier: Ralph VS Ghirahim VS Militron VS Igos du Ikana VS Dark Hammer VS Grim Creeper!

The Lad from Labrynna, the Living Blade, the Armored Annihilator, the Ruler of Ruin, the Doombringer’s #Bulkzilla and the UnderWorld Order’s underhanded underling are the lucky six chosen from the 31 flavors that didn’t win this year’s Hyrule Warriors match. And now, one will be crossed off the HyruleMania menu! Who will taste bitter defeat to open Fyter Feast?

The bell rings and the six watch each other. Then Ghirahim throws hands on Igos! Ralph runs up on Militron and Hammer chases Creeper. Creeper bails out of the ring and Hammer pursues. Militron shoves Ralph away, but then Ralph dodges a lariat. Ralph comes back to DROPKICK, but Militron stays up! Militron runs at Ralph but Ralph DUMPS him out of the ring! Ralph then aims to TORNILLO PLANCHA! Down goes Militron and the fans fire up! Igos dodges a shot from Ghirahim to KICK a leg! Igos starts up the strike fest, but Ghirahim avoids the knee thrust! Ghirahim CHOPS Igos, but Igos spins through to ROCK Ghirahim!

Creeper slips back into the ring, and he stomps Hammer as Hammer slides in. Creeper drops an elbow on Hammer’s back, then throws in elbows and knees. Hammer rolls under the bottom rope but Creeper stomps him on the apron. Ralph slingshots over the ropes to DDT Creeper! Cover, but Hammer CLUBS Ralph! The fans rally, and Hammer drags Ralph up. Hammer TOSSES Ralph to a corner, Militron gets on the apron, but Hammer DECKS Militron! Igos BOOTS Hammer into the same corner as Ralph! Ghirahim runs at Igos but Igos sends him into Hammer and Ralph! Igos SOBATS Ghirahim, ROCKS Hammer, and ROUNDHOUSES Ralph!

The fans fire up as Igos is the only one standing! But Creeper is creeping, and he CLUBS Igos from behind! Igos stumbles forward, Creeper stalks behind him, and Creeper puts Igos in a corner. Creeper stomps a mudhole in, then digs his boots in. Igos grabs at Creeper but can’t reach him, and Creeper doesn’t have to stop because there’s no disqualifications! Hammer reels Creeper in for a BIG back suplex! Cover, Ralph breaks it! Ralph gets payback, and he kicks Hammer to ropes. Militron is back, Ralph runs up, but Militron FLAPJACKS him! Militron and Hammer both stand up, and the fans fire up as these two stare down.

Militron pushes Hammer, but Hammer pushes back! The two RAM shoulders, and RAM, and RAM! They egg each other on, then they start throwing haymakers! Militron gets the edge, then winds up, but Hammer CLUBS the lariat away! Militron spins to ELBOW Hammer! Militron runs, but Hammer CLOBBERS Militron! Ghirahim returns to JUMP KNEE Hammer! Igos JUMP KNEES Ghirahim! Hammer rebounds to SHOULDER TACKLE Igos! Ralph ROLLING NECKBREAKERS Hammer! Creeper has a chair! He JAMS Ralph, then SMACKS him on the back! The fans boo but again, no disqualifications.

Creeper SMACKS Hammer on the back, SMACKS Militron on the back, then SMACKS Igos on the back! Creeper is all fired up but the fans boo. But then everyone else gets up and they all glare at Creeper! The fans fire up as Creeper turns around to see how deeply in trouble he is. Igos BOOTS Creeper, Ralph URAKENS, Hammer HEADBUTTS, and then Militron reels Creeper in, suplex to PILEDRIVER!! Creeper sputters away from taking the “Impact Driver,” but now that leaves the others standing tall. Militron ROCKS Hammer, Ralph URAKENS Militron! Igos hits Ralph with ELEGY OF THE END! Cover, HIDDEN BLADE from Ghirahim!!

Ghirahim hurries to cover Igos, but Hammer SPLASHES DOWN on them! The fans fire up, and then Hammer drags Ghirahim up in a waistlock! GERMAN SUPLEX! Ghirahim flounders away, and Militron BODY CHECKS Hammer! Militron drags Hammer up to a fireman’s carry, for a WIDOWMAKER!! Cover, Hammer LOSES!

Loser: Darkhammer, by pinfall (Ralph, Ghirahim, Militron, Igos du Ikana & Grim Creeper advance)

No doom will be brought to HyruleMania, and Militron has the momentum! Will this Face of Evil soon stand atop Death Mountain? Or did this match show Thunderbird all he needs to know to stay on top?

Backstage interview with Zelda.

Seres is with the Princess of Hyrule and congratulates her on, well, not winning this year’s Hyrule Warriors match, but managing the first ever draw in a Hyrule Warriors match. That means she will still challenge for the Undisputed Triforce World Championship at HyruleMania 5. Zelda thanks Seres, and says this isn’t really the result she wanted, but it’s a lot better than Ganon winning outright and her missing out on the title match entirely. Seres notes it is rather serendipitous that the title match is a Triple Threat, just like the first time a Triforce Champion was crowned. Zelda says yes, that’s certainly a twist of fate.

Well, that will be HyruleMania’s main event. How is Zelda feeling about tonight’s main event? Zelda asks back, “What about it?” Well, surely she’ll be cheering Link on so that they can go to Conundrum for dinner. W-What? Why would she care if she goes to dinner somewhere with Link? Oh, well, Seres just thought- Thought what? That they’re dating? That if Link wins that dinner reservation, he’d take her there? Okay, sure, they’ve gone out to eat together, but not on dates. And sometimes, it wasn’t just the two of them, his sister would come along. Zelda doesn’t care if he wins that prize or not.

Well, it’s not that she doesn’t care if he wins. She doesn’t want him to lose, either. There are seven people in the match, he might not even be in the decision. So then, if Link wins, and if he were to ask her, would she accept the invitation? Zelda’s a bit hesitant, but she stammers out a “Maybe.” It’d be free food, and who says no to free food? Seres says that’s a good point. Seres wishes Zelda good luck on her date, but then instantly regrets saying that. Zelda blushes and says it won’t be a date. Zelda’s flustered and just storms off, how will Championship Charcuterie affect the relationship of princess and hero?

Million Rupee Championship Wrestling Roulette: Kevin Gibdo VS Scaldera!

The Gibdo of All Gibdos and The Burning Abomination have gone back and forth in their blood feud, and now they fight for The UnderWorld Order’s most valued possession! But with the gold comes the gamble! Time to spin the wheel and make the deal! And for this match, the wheel chooses… CASKET MATCH! Scaldera is at first frightened, as he was sealed away in a casket before. But will he get to return the favor now?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who closes the lid on this rivalry!

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The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two monsters feel things out. They tie up, Kevin headlocks but Scaldera throws body shots. Kevin is already bringing Scaldera towards the casket side of the ring! Scaldera powers out, and hurries away, definitely still traumatized by the casket. The two tie up again, and Kevin again headlocks. Scaldera powers up and out, but Kevin runs him over! Things keep moving, Kevin blocks a hip toss to hip toss back! Then he arm-drags! Kevin is throwing his weight around, or rather throwing Scaldera’s weight around, and again powers him towards the casket! Scaldera pushes against the ropes!

The fans rally but Scaldera slips around to slip free. Scaldera wants this to stop but it can’t until someone goes into the casket. Scaldera headlocks now, but Kevin powers up and out. Scaldera runs Kevin over, but Kevin’s right up. The two tie up again, and Scaldera headlocks again. Kevin powers up and out, but Scaldera runs him over! Scaldera runs up but Kevin trips him! Kevin drops an elbow on Scaldera’s leg, then turns him over to a HALF CRAB! Scaldera endures, goes for ropes, but he’s also near the casket! Pain and fear fight in the mind of Scaldera, and he crawls under the bottom rope to scrape Kevin off him!

Scaldera scrambles away, the fans taunt him with, “Scaredy Cat! Scaredy Cat!” Scaldera walks away, but Kevin storms out after him! Kevin catches up to Scaldera, turns him around, and knees him down low! The fans cheer and Kevin whips Scaldera. Scaldera reverses and Kevin hits the side of the casket! Kevin slumps down, Scaldera beats him down with fists and stomps! Scaldera throws fast hands, then SMACKS Kevin off the lid! Kevin sputters but Scaldera stands him up. Scaldera says let’s see how you like it! He SMACKS Kevin off the lid again! Scaldera pushes Kevin into the ring, then storms in after.

Scaldera throws more hands, taunts Kevin, then fires more hands in the corner. The fans boo but Scaldera soaks up the heat. Scaldera stomps Kevin, his confidence returning. The fans rally for Kevin, Scaldera says shut up, and he fires more hands. Scaldera roars, gets right in Kevin’s face and says this is the UnderWorld Order’s world! But Kevin jumps up for a TRIANGLE HOLD! Scaldera can only suffer as Kevin uses ropes for leverage! Scaldera fades, and Kevin drags him down to the mat! The fans fire up as Kevin squeezes the air out of Scaldera! But wait, Hollywood ReDead rushes out here! ReDead gets in the ring to stomp away on Kevin!

The fans boo but ReDead can do this under No Disqualifications. ReDead stomps away on the ropes, then roars, “I’m THE MAAAN!” ReDead whips Kevin to LARIAT him down! The ref reprimands but that’s all he can do. ReDead stands Scaldera up, they fire up and then bring Kevin up. DOUBLE SUPLEX! Scaldera drops an ELBOW, ReDead drops an ELBOW! The uWo drag Kevin over and want the casket to open! The casket opens, and VOLGA is inside! The Dragon Knight rushes out of the casket, he must’ve known the uWo would pull this! The fans fire up as Volga fires hands and kicks on ReDead & Scaldera!

Volga fires a strike fest, then a WHEEL KICK on Scaldera! Then he fires strikes on ReDead! ReDead shoves Volga away but Volga runs back up to CROSSBODY ReDead up and out! The fans fire up as ReDead scrambles away into the crowd, Volga giving chase! But back at ringside, Scaldera is pushing the casket away from ringside. Scaldera doesn’t want to touch it but he doesn’t want it ringside anymore. But wait! Kevin is back up and he SMACKS Scaldera off the lid! Kevin whips, Scaldera reverses, Kevin hits steel steps, legs first! Kevin takes a tumble, but Scaldera starts ripping up floor mats!

The fans boo again but Scaldera is going past safe restrictions! Scaldera SMACKS Kevin off the steps, SMACKS him off the apron, then rains down hands. Kevin sputters, and Scaldera goes back to the casket. No one else is in there, so Scalder takes aim! Scaldera runs up to RAM Kevin into the apron! Kevin sputters on the floor while fans lose their minds. Scladera stomps Kevin, drags him up, and puts him in the ring. The refs make sure the casket is still in one piece, but Scaldera clamps onto Kevin with a COBRA CLUTCH! Kevin endures as Scaldera thrashes him around! The fans rally but Kevin’s already fading!

The casket opens, Scaldera works to roll Kevin in! Kevin is in, Scaldera grabs the lid, but Kevin sticks his arm out! Scaldera slaps at the arm but Kevin still grabs at him! Kevin then fights with both hands to get out of the casket! The fans fire up as now Kevin drags Scaldera off apron and into the casket! Kevin rains down fists, then goes to the apron. GUILLOTINE LEG DROP slams the lid on Scaldera’s back!! The fans lose their minds all over again while Scaldera is stuck half in and half out. Kevin drags Scaldera out of the casket to top this off! Choke grip, but Scaldera HEADBUTTS back! Scaldera runs up to fire hands!

Scaldera whips corner to corner hard! But Kevin BOOTS back! Kevin runs, but into a CYCLONE KICK!! Cover out of instinct but Scaldera remembers, this is a Casket Match, not No Disqualifications! Scaldera is frustrated, and he drags Kevin over. The casket is open again, and Scaldera pushes Kevin back in. Scaldera grabs the lid again, but now Kevin grabs Scaldera! The fans fire up as Kevin throws hands again! Kevin rises up, ELBOWS Scaldera, but Scaldera hits back! They brawl with big haymakers and the fans fire up! Kevin whips, Scaldera reverses, but Kevin hits a RUNNING DDT! Kevin aims and the fans fire up!

Scaldera rises, Kevin has the choke grip! CHOKE SLAM! Scaldera sputters but the fans want more! Kevin slashes his throat and he watches Scaldera stumble. Kevin scoops, positions Scaldera, TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! The casket opens, Kevin rolls Scaldera, and stomps him into the casket for good measure. Kevin slams the lid shut and wins!

Winner: Kevin Gibdo (still Million Rupee Champion)

ReDead, Death Sword, Gomess, and now Scaldera, the uWo is running out of chances to get their belt back! Will they ever- Wait, the lights go down? The fans have a little freakout, but when the lights come back, IT’S MAJORA! Kevin turns around in time for the TORPEDO MAJORA!! The fans boo as Majora stoops over Kevin, looking down at him. Then, Majora slowly looks over to the Million Rupee Championship. He slowly steps over to the belt, then picks it up. Majora slowly looks up at the camera, then stands up tall to hold the belt over his head. Majora may not always show up, but he is a member of the uWo. Will Majora be the one to bring this belt back to the UnderWorld Order?

Backstage interview with Ganon.

Seres is now with the Gerudo Ace and congratulates him on his part in the first-ever double win in the Hyrule Warriors match. Ganon thanks her, but she does have to point out the controversy of how he took Harlequin’s spot in the match. She also wants to know how it is that Ganon has the Faces of Evil under his command when he also leads The Dark Forces. Ganon says it’s been a whole month, did she not put two and two together? The Faces of Evil and The Dark Forces are now one faction. A super faction, even! Harlequin was more than happy to hand that spot in the match to Ganon, because you always bet on the Gerudo Ace.

As for the Triforce World Championship, Ganon couldn’t be happier that it’s now a Triple Threat! And a Triple Threat of him, Zelda, and Link. Call it fate, call it karma, but Ganon is more than ready to redeem himself from that very first Triforce Championship match. Sure, he held the title later that year, but he still wants to right the wrong of April 1st, 2020. He’ll gladly powerbomb Zelda through a table again, and then he’ll make sure to kick “her little boyfriend” right in the head. What better way to ring in the new year than with a new world champion, huh? And you can bet he’ll be partying like it’s 1999 after that!

And really, neither Link or Zelda should feel bad about it, because at least they’ll have each other. Ganon grins and leaves, but will he really make up for his past failure? Or will history have a way of repeating itself?

Championship Charcuterie: Link VS Thunderbird VS Osphala VS Ladrona VS Fin Balure VS Mack Quackson VS Rick Quackson!

For the first time in HPW history, all SEVEN champions are in action at once! And for the first time in HPW history, there will be a prize that isn’t a championship! Only one person can win the all-you-can-eat dinner for two, so who will taste sweet, sweet victory while the others feast on defeat?

This may be every person for themselves, but Arrow Club still enters all together. The fans are already rowdy before the bell, dueling over their favorites. The bell rings and the seven all watch each other closely. Ladrona bails out right as the HPW World Trios Champions brawl with Link, Osphala and Thunderbird! The fans fire up while Fin puts Link in a corner, Mack puts Osphala in another, and Rick puts Thunderbird in a third. They all climb up onto the corners and fire the fans up, only for Link, Osphala and Thunderbird to all trip them up! Link whips Fin corner to corner but so do Osphala and Thunderbird with The Young Ducks.

Fin passes between The Ducks before the Ducks dosido with each other. Osphala and Thunderbird each dodge The Ducks, sending them into buckles. Link runs corner to corner at Fin, but Fin goes up and out to the apron. Link hits buckles, Fin GAMANGIRIS Link! Thunderbird hits a SPLASH on Rick while Osphala hits a SHINING WIZARD on Mack! Then they each BULLDOG the Ducks down! Osphala and Thunderbird stare down as they stand up, but Link stumbles over. Osphala and Thunderbird DOUBLE HIP TOSS Link down! Ladrona YANKS Fin off the apron! Ladrona RAMS Fin into railing then hurries away.

Osphala is distracted by that, and Thunderbird rolls him up! TWO, and both men hurry to their feet. Osphala swings but Thunderbird ducks it to run and springboard, FLYING ARM-DRAG! Osphala tumbles and Ladrona drags him out of the ring! Ladrona sends him into railing, then runs away again. Thunderbird is confused, but the Ducks are up. They both kick Thunderbird low and double whip, but Thunderbird springboards to QUEBRADA! Both Ducks go down and the fans fire up! And then Ladrona rolls Thunderbird up! TWO, the fans fire up as Ladrona dodges Thunderbird, and she WRECKS Fin with a dropkick!

Fin tumbles to the ramp, Ladrona dodges Thunderbird again, and she WRECKS Osphala with a dropkick! Osphala hits the commentary desk, Thunderbird runs up on Ladrona, slingshot ARM-DRAG! Ladrona tumbles, Link is up but Thunderbird dodges him. Thunderbird comes back, tilt-o-whirls and RANAS Link! Link tumbles to a corner, Thunderbird runs up, but Link stops the monkey flip to put Thunderbird up top. Thunderbird BOOTS Link away, then jumps up to the top rope! CROSSBODY! Down goes Link but Thunderbird bounces off the cover! Fin is back to run up and CHOP Thunderbird!

Fin CHOPS Thunderbird to the corner, whips him corner to corner, but then Osphala runs in to FLYING FOREARM Fin! Osphala covers Fin, TWO! Thunderbird runs up to DOUBLE SHOTGUN Fin and Osphala! Thunderbird covers Fin but both Ducks break it! The Ducks mug Thunderbird, then toss him out of the ring. Link is up, he blocks Rick’s superkick and hands it off to Mack. Link then HOOK SHOTS Rick! Mack SUPERKICKS Link! Link rebounds but Mack blocks his superkick! Rick SUPERKICKS Link! Link falls, Mack goes for the legs, Osphala rolls up Rick! Mack sees that, Link BOOTS Mack into Osphala’s cover!

The fans are thunderous as Link hurries to his feet. Link rushes Osphala but Osphala dodges. Osphala takes a swing but Link dodges! Osphala ducks the Hook Shot to URAKEN Link! Link ROLLING ELBOWS Osphala! The Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK Osphala and Link! Mack covers Link while Rick covers Osphala, referee Tiger Sahasrahla counts them both! TWO!! The fans are thunderous while The Ducks are furious! Ladrona gets on the apron, the Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK her down! Thunderbird gets up on the other side, Mack handsprings to headscissor and hold him in place for Rick’s DROPKICK!

Fin is up, The Ducks almost superkick him but hold back. There’s a bit of tension and the fans eat it up. Fin says hold on now, fellas, they’re Arrow Club. The Ducks look to each other, then look to Fin. Mack asks who Fin’s taking to Conundrum. Uh… R-Ruto… The Ducks look at each other again, and then they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Fin! Rick covers and Mack plays defense, TWO! Fin stays in this but The Ducks push Fin out of the ring. The Ducks find themselves alone in the ring, and they eye each other with suspicion. Well, now that they think of it… Who are The Ducks taking to Conundrum?

The Ducks decide that on the count of three, they’ll reveal who they’re taking. One, two, three! Rick says “You!” but Mack says “My girlfriend!” Rick says, “What?!” Mack says, “What?” Rick says Mack was supposed to choose Rick! They’re brothers for crying out loud! Mack says his girlfriend has always liked Conundrum, it’s her dream destination! Rick shoves Mack, Mack shoves Rick! Osphala dragon sleepers Rick, kicks Mack, and then reels Mack in, DOUBLE DDT COMBO! Cover on Rick, TWO! Cover on Mack, TWO! Osphala is frustrated, but then Thunderbird runs in! Thunderbird ducks Osphala’s lariat to handspring and NEURALIZER KICK!

Ladrona is back and she SHOVES Thunderbird out of the ring! Ladrona hurries to reel Osphala in for the PICKPOCKET CRADLE! TWO!! The Thief Girl almost stole one! Osphala kicks Ladrona, reels her in, SAND ROD!! Cover, The Ducks both break it! Rick HAMMERS away on Osphala, but Mack sneaks to cover Ladrona! Rick hears the count so he hurries to break it! Mack and Rick argue, and Mack says okay, okay, hold on. Mack agrees that if one of The Ducks win, they just take each other. Rick says, “Thank you!” They shake hands on it, but then Fin shoves Rick into Mack! They go to ropes, Mack tumbles out and Fin O’Conner Rolls Rick! TWO!!

Rick staggers to his feet, Fin kicks low and reels him in! DEPTH CHARGE! Cover, Mack breaks it! Mack drags Fin up and calls to Rick. Rick shakes his head and gets to his feet. Mack tells Rick to go to the apron. Rick does as told and Mack scoops Fin. But Thunderbird YANKS Rick down! Fin victory rolls Mack! TWO, Thunderbird trips Mack and drags him out! Thunderbird kicks Mack low to then snap suplex him onto Rick! Fin FLIES out onto Thunderbird! The fans are thunderous again and Fin puts Thunderbird in the ring. Thunderbird’s in a drop zone so Fin goes up a corner! COUP DE GRACE! But Ladrona then DROPKICK SENTON COMBOS!

Fin hits buckles, Ladrona covers Thunderbird, TWO! Ladrona almost snatches this one again, but then she drags Fin up from the corner to MONKEY FLIP! Ladrona rolls back, drags Fin around, and then drags him into a KOJI KLUTCH!! Or as she calls it, the DEN OF THIEVES!! Fin flails, but then someone rushes in from the crowd!? IT’S RUTO!! Ruto gets in the ring and she CLOBBERS Ladrona! Fin is free, Ruto drags Ladrona up and shouts, “I’m kicking your ass at HyruleMania! But for tonight…” Ruto SLAPS Ladrona, and then Fin dragon sleepers! BLOODY SUNDAY!! Cover, Fin wins!

Winner: Fin Balure, by pinfall (earns a meal for two at Conundrum)

The Zora Princess laughs as she and Fin stand over Ladrona. In one fell swoop, Ruto put the challenge out to Ladrona and helped Fin win their dinner date! Will these two suddenly become an HPW power couple? Or will Ladrona ruin this bad romance before it gets started?

My Thoughts:

Not quite under the wire like last time, but still later than I would’ve liked to finish this one. November just turned into a busy month with NJPW having one tag tournament after another. But that’s why I kept this Fyter Feast a little slim this time, with just three matches and then adding the promos after. I hope my attempt at Zelda’s awkwardness wasn’t itself awkward, but Link x Zelda is almost as strong a ship as Mario x Peach, it needed to be touched upon. Now let’s get ready for HyruleMania 5!

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (5/1/25)

Let’s live it up!

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1 week ago

May 1, 2025

Steven Mitchell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 72

Ganon tried to ruin the HPW Triforce Anniversary, but Zelda will not let him get away with it! Will the Princess of Hyrule still be Undisputed?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ; Arrow Club wins and advances to ThunderStruck.
HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo; Igos wins and retains the title.
HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & Midna; Cia, Lana & Midna win and advances to ThunderStruck.
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON; Zelda wins and retains the title.

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HPW and HXT TV set the scene!

I’m gonna live till I die! I’m gonna laugh ‘stead of cry!

While Zelda finally won the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship through an epic all-timer with Link, elation soon turned to despair as Ganon and the Dark Forces attacked. Link was left a bloody mess while Zelda was an emotional wreck, but now is the chance to make Ganon pay for it all! Will there be no more tears as the Princess of Hyrule shows the Gerudo Ace no mercy? Or will the blue skies of Spring be clouded by a new reign of terror? Meanwhile, Yunobo won a title shot of his own through the 21 Person Battle Royal, and he has chosen to climb Death Mountain like his grandfather before him! The Ruler of Ruin stands at the peak, will he keep Yunobo from the summit?

But first! The schedule may have changed, but the storm that is ThunderStruck is still on the horizon. The Dark Forces hold the HPW World Trios Championships, and they welcome one and all to come after the gold! Two big trios matches have been made, but who will be rumbling into Blood & Thunder? HPW Wrestling Is Life on Tarm Point in Lanayru Bay starts now!

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ!

These teams have battled quite a few times in the past, the trios titles at the heart of it. But now, they battle again in order to step inside the dreaded double cage that is Blood & Thunder! Who falls short while the other team is ThunderStruck?

Arrow Club is going with a very different trio this time, as the Young Ducks aren’t part of it at all! It’s Fin Balure, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito! They match up part for part with Groose, Skull Kid & Tingle, and the Faces of Evil when you think about it. The trios sort out, and while Groose calls out Fin, Fin mockingly says, “One second.” Then Fin steps outside the ring, letting Torbevito start against Groose. The bell rings and the fans duel, “T D S Q!” “ARROW CLUB!” Groose and Torbevito circle, feel things out, and they tie up. Groose powers Torbevito to the ropes, the ref calls the ropebreak, and Groose slowly lets off.

The fans applaud as Groose backs up and the two reset. Groose and Torbevito circle again, tie up again, and Groose puts Torbevito back on the ropes. Torbevito turns things around, the ref counts the break again, and Torbevito lets off slowly. But then he CHOPS! The fans fire up but Groose scowls while Torbevito backs off. Groose and Torbevito reset, circle, and Torbevito gets around Groose to CLUB him on the back. Torbevito headlocks, grinds the hold, but Groose powers up to lift him! Torbevito thrashes to keep the headlock on, but Groose fires body shots. Groose powers up and out, but Torbevito grabs the ropes.

Groose runs up, Torbevito dodges to roll Groose up! TWO, Torbevito runs to tilt-o-whirl and RANA Groose away! The fans are torn while Groose stands up at the ropes. Torbevito runs up, Groose pops him up to a Hebra Lift! Groose brings Torbevito around, but Torbevito flails! Torbevito sunset flips through, but Groose stays up! Groose YANKS Torbevito up off the ground, right into an atomic drop! Groose whips Torbevito to the Studly corner, then runs up to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Groose tags Skull Kid, and Groose keeps Torbevito corner while Skull Kid runs side to side. Skull Kid runs in and ELBOWS Torbevito in the corner!

The fans cheer while Skull Kid has Torbevito on the ropes. Skull Kid kicks Torbevito, whips him, but Torbevito reverses to then kick, KICK, wrench and SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid is tougher than that, but Torbevito clamps onto Skull Kid with a chinlock. The fans rally while Skull Kid endures. Skull Kid fights up, powers up and out, but Fin sneaks a tag. Torbevito then slides out, taunts Skull Kid, and Fin rolls Skull Kid up! TWO, Skull Kid gets up, but Fin CHOPS him! The fans cheer and Fin CHOPS again! Fin puts Skull Kid in the Arrow Club corner, stomps him down, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Fin tags Scaly, and Arrow Club backs up.

Scaly taunts Tingle & Groose as he whips Torbevito at Skull Kid for an ELBOW! Scaly sends Fin in for a CHOP! Torbevito & Fin send Skull Kid to Scaly for a fireman’s carry and GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid stays in this but Scaly stays on him with a chinlock and grinds him down. The fans rally as Skull Kid endures again. Scaly drags Skull Kid over to the Arrow Club corner and Torbevito tags in. They mug Skull Kid while fans duel. Torbevito kicks Skull Kid to the ropes, CHOKES him, but the ref reprimands. Torbevito lets off at 4 to argue with the ref, and that lets Fin sucker punch Skull Kid! Fans boo but Fin plays innocent.

Torbevito drags Skull Kid up, snapmares, then KICKS him in the back! Skull Kid writhes, the fans rally, but Torbevito pushes him down for a cover. TWO, and Torbevito clamps on another chinlock. Skull Kid endures, even as Torbevito digs a knee into his back. The fans rally, Skull Kid reaches out, but Torbevito then JAMS him in the back with his knee! Torbevito pulls back on the chinlock but Skull Kid still endures! The fans rally more, Skull Kid fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Torbevito staggers, hurries back and he grabs Skull Kid’s foot! Skull Kid crawls, Torbevito drags him back, but Skull Kid turns over and BOOTS Torbevito away!

Torbevito flounders, Skull Kid scrambles, hot tags to Groose and Fin! The fans fire up as Groose CLOBBERS Fin, then ELBOWS Scaly! Groose runs up on Fin to CLOBBER him again! The fans fire up more and Groose waits on Fin to get up. Groose JABS! JABS! JABS! The fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” and then Groose winds up, but Fin ducks the right hand! Fin runs and comes back to SLINGBLADE! Tingle runs in and HIP ATTACKS! The fans fire up, but Scaly storms up! Tingle dodges, comes back, HIP- atomic drop! Tingle clutches his butt as he hobbles, and then Scaly brings him around to short arm LARIAT!

Skull Kid springboards and MISSILE DROPKICKS Scaly! Torbevito tilt-o-whirl RANAS, but Skull Kid handsprings through!? Even Skull Kid seems surprised he did that! Torbevito runs up, Skull Kid dodges, and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans fire up as all six men are down! The others bail out, leaving Groose and Fin in the ring. Groose storms up on Fin, but Fin bobs ‘n’ weaves to then ROCK Groose with a forearm! And then CHOP! Fin whips, Groose reverses, Fin SLING- NO, Groose stops the slingblade to hit a BIG back suplex! Groose roars, the fans fire up, and Groose stalks Fin. Groose has the chicken wings!

Fin fights the turn, but Groose powers through! LOFT- NO, Scaly grabs Groose by the head! Thumbs up for the- NO, Groose ducks the Grenade, and Scaly narrowly avoids hitting Fin with it! Groose turns Scaly around, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! The fans fire up as Scaly falls over, but Fin kicks Groose low! Fin reels Groose in, DEPTH CHARGE! Groose is in the drop zone and Fin climbs up. Skull Kid is on the apron but Torbevito runs up, FLYING RANA to the floor! The fans lose their minds, and then Fin hits a COUP DE GRACE on Groose! Cover, Arrow Club wins!

Winners: Arrow Club, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

The hybrid combination is a winning combination, and now Arrow Club is aimed right at the HPW World Trios Championships! Will Fin, Scaly & Torbevito soon reign together?

HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo!

The Ruler of Ruin says the third generation Goron wrestler is not ready to “climb the mountain” that is his family’s legacy. Igos has led Termina Championship Wrestling, has held the weight of these titles, but will he break Yunobo’s will? Or will Yunobo Goro Goro go right to the top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can carry that weight!

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The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two stare down. They circle as the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Igos!” “YU-NO-BO!” Yunobo is a little flustered, but he and Igos circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Igos wrenches to a wristlock. Yunobo endures, reaches out for ropes, but Igos keeps him back. Igos UPPERCUTS the arm, then YANKS it! The fans rally, Yunobo works at an escape, and he rolls, only for Igos to roll with him! Igos twists the wrist, Yunobo reaches out for ropes again, but again Igos yanks him away. Yunobo rolls again, but Igos rolls with him again! Yunobo gets annoyed, and he rolls, rolls, rolls, and then gets free!

The fans applaud this opening exchange while Yunobo shakes out the arm. Igos and Yunobo reset and circle again. They feel things out, Yunobo calls for knuckle locks, and Igos obliges. But then Igos kicks low! Igos throws forearms, but Yunobo just stands his ground! Igos SOBATS, then front KICKS! Igos whips, but Yunobo blocks it! Yunobo shakes his head, then whips Igos to the ropes. Yunobo fireman’s carries, but Igos slips free! ROUNDHOUSE! Yunobo staggers, Igos aims, and Yunobo narrowly avoids Elegy of the Empty! The fans go nuts from that near miss, Yunobo is in a corner, and Igos signals that it was that close.

Yunobo calms down, resets with Igos, and circles with him again. They feel things out, Yunobo avoids a kick, then he storms up. Yunobo RAMS Igos into a corner, the ref counts, but Yunobo RAMS Igos again! Yunobo digs his shoulder in, the ref counts again, Igos throws down elbows, but Yunobo picks Igos up and runs him corner to corner! Yunobo RAMS Igos in again, the fans fire up, and Yunobo again digs his shoulder in. The ref counts again, Yunobo lets off, then reels Igos in for a fireman’s carry, GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Igos stays in this. Yunobo sits Igos up and clamps on a chinlock.

The fans duel as Igos endures. Igos reaches back, bridges up, and he snapmares free! Igos then KICKS Yunobo in the back! The fans are torn and Yunobo seethes. Igos KICKS Yunobo in the back again! Yunobo still snarls at Igos, his defiant glare egging Igos on. Igos runs to PENALTY- NO, Yunobo blocks the kick! Yunobo rolls back and wrenches the leg for a takedown! HALF CRAB! The fans fire up while Igos endures again! Igos reaches out, but Yunobo drags him from the ropes! Igos turns over and he kicks at Yunobo. Yunobo lets go and staggers back, Igos kips up and storms up to fire strikes on Yunobo against the ropes!

The fans rally and duel, the ref counts, and Igos lets off at 4. Then Igos sweeps the legs! Yunobo falls on his stomach, then flops out of the ring! The fans fire up, and Igos builds speed?! Yunobo hurries out of the way, but Igos springboards to backflip and sit down cross-legged! The fans fire up as Igos stares Yunobo down. Yunobo is a bit flustered again, but he calms down as he slowly approaches the apron. The two stare down even as Yunobo slowly steps inside. Yunobo then rushes forward, but Igos ducks the sliding lariat! Igos kips up, KNEES Yunobo low, drop toeholds, then floats to go after an arm!

The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the Fujiwara Armbar, so Igos shifts to hook that arm and the other to then turn Yunobo over to a backslide! TWO as they tip over, arms still hooked! They fight up, Yunobo hooks Igos’ arms, and lifts Igos into a Goro Especial! Igos endures as Yunobo pulls on his arms! The fans rally, Igos fights free to sunset flip! Yunobo rolls through, then rolls forward to bring Igos up in a Hebra Lift! Igos fights with elbows and now he has Yunobo in position. Igos KNEES Yunobo again, then fires off the strike fest! IKANA RUSH! Yunobo staggers, drops to his knees, and Igos BLINDSIDE BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Yunobo stays in this, but Igos is stoic as ever. Igos goes after the arm again! FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans fire up and Yunobo endures while Igos pulls on the arm! Yunobo fights his way around, reaches out, but Igos shifts around to a MOUNTED ARMBAR! Igos uses a cording hold grip to really pull on the arm! The fans fire up more as Yunobo still endures! Yunobo grits his teeth, and is he glowing now? Yunobo claws at the mat and drags Igos along, and manages the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, but Igos holds on! The ref counts, Igos lets go at 4 and stands over Yunobo. But then he rolls to THROW Yunobo into a standard ARMBAR!

The fans fire up as Yunobo endures all over again! Yunobo works to clasp hands, but Igos pulls harder on the arm! Yunobo fights around, reaches out for ropes, but Igos shifts things back to the MOUNTED ARMBAR! But Yunobo rolls through to high stack Igos! TWO, and Yunobo deadlifts Igos, to SIT OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Igos survives, both men are down, and the fans are thunderous! Yunobo and Igos slowly rise up, and Yunobo shakes out the bad arm. Yunobo storms up on Igos and GORON UPPERCUTS! Igos wobbles, but he comes back to KICK Yunobo in the bad arm! Yunobo GORO UPPERS again!

The GORO UPPERS and KICKS to the arm go back and forth, again and again, and then Igos KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Yunobo staggers while clutching the bad arm, and then Igos BOOTS Yunobo to the ropes. Yunobo rebounds and Igos SPIN JUMP KNEES! Yunobo falls, Igos covers, TWO! Yunobo is still in this, and he might be glowing again! The fans fire up as Yunobo fires up! Igos is a bit wary, but he swings on Yunobo. Yunobo just takes the haymakers! Then he HEADBUTTS Igos! Igos wobbles, Yunobo rushes him to the ropes and whips him, then scoops Igos for a SPIN OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Yunobo roars and the fans fire up!

Yunobo runs and rolls, ROLLING THUNDER! Cover, TWO! Igos survives but Yunobo roars and goes to the corner! The fans fire up as Igos coughs and sputters. Yunobo runs up, GORO GORO- NO, Igos leaps over! Yunobo staggers up, turns around, ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Cover, Igos wins!

Winner: Igos du Ikana, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)

If you blinked, you would’ve missed it! But was this proof Yunobo wasn’t ready? Or was he just that close to reaching the top?

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & ???

With ThunderStruck on the horizon, we need three trios for the double cage, double ring demolition derby! But while Blanco, Rojo y Azul are all known factors of speed, strength and aggression, the Dark Sorceress and her bright and bubbly sister have been keeping this one close to the vest. But now is the moment of truth, who is their ace in the hole? IT’S MIDNA!! The fans go wild for the return of the Twilight Princess! Will Midna, Cia & Lana be rolling like thunder into Thundra Plateau?

The trios sort out and Azul starts against Cia. The fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Cia wrenches to a wristlock. Azul endures, reaches out for the ropes, but Cia keeps him away. Azul works on his escape, and he rolls, rolls back, and handsprings to then arm-drag Cia away! The fans applaud as the two stand off. They reset, circle again, but Midna tags in? The fans cheer but Cia is a bit annoyed that Midna did that. Midna steps up to Azul, they tie up, and Midna wrenches and hammerlocks Azul to headlock and hit the takeover. Azul headscissors, Midna kips free, and Azul headlocks for a takeover.

Midna headscissors, and she keeps Azul down as she squeezes tight. The fans rally as Midna turns over to THROW Azul, then turn over to THROW him again! Midna then crawls backwards, over to her corner, bringing Azul along! Midna reaches out to Cia, Cia tags back in, and Cia grabs Azul’s leg. GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Azul writhes in pain but Midna still has the headscissors on him! The ref counts, Midna lets Azul go at 4, then Cia drags Azul to a cover, TWO! Azul crawls for his corner but Cia grabs his leg again. Cia drags Azul away from his corner, then SMASHES his knee on the mat! Cia reaches out, but Midna snipes the tag!

The fans are torn and Cia is again annoyed. Midna takes one of Azul’s legs, stomps it, then YANKS it! Azul writhes, goes to an open corner, but Midna stomps a mudhole in. Midna digs her boot in, the ref reprimands and counts, so Midna stops at 4. Midna runs side to side, Cia tags herself back in! Midna stops short and looks at Cia. The fans are torn as Cia and Midna argue a bit. Lana wants them to calm down, and then she points out Azul is crawling for his corner! Midna and Cia both run to stomp him down! They drag Azul up, double whip, but Azul grabs the ropes to stop himself! Cia runs up but Azul dodges!

Azul slips around Midna, redirects her, and Rojo sneaks a tag before Azul goes back to RANA Midna! Cia ROCKS Azul, but Rojo springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cia tumbles, both she and Midna end up on the outside! Lana hurries in, but Rojo dodges her to DIVE onto both Midna & Cia! They’re both sent into the commentary desk! Rusl is glad he went with a tumbler cup this time. Rojo hurries back into the ring, slips around Lana and shoves her to the ropes. Lana rebounds, but into a RANA! The fans fire up with Rojo, but Cia returns to CHOP Rojo! The fans fire up and “WOO~” while Cia puts Rojo in the corner.

Cia CHOPS Rojo again, “WOO~!” and Cia stomps Rojo down. The ref counts, Midna tags in, which again annoys Cia. Midna has Cia & Lana coordinate, and Midna taunts Blanco. Midna then whips Lana in and she ELBOWS Rojo! Lana sits Rojo down, Midna whips Cia in, METEORA! Cia & Lana drag Rojo up to double whip him at Midna, only for Rojo to leap over her spear! Hot tag to Blanco! The fans are torn as Blanco rallies on Midna’s team! LARIAT for Midna, LARIAT for Lana, LARIAT for Midna again, then LARIAT for Cia! The fans fire up with Blanco, and he waits on Midna. Midna stands up, takes a swing, but Blanco dodges and HEADBUTTS!

Blanco whips Midna to the Taros corner, then runs up to LARIAT! Tag to Azul, then Azul tags Rojo. Blanco whips Azul in and he ELBOWS Midna! Azul bails out, Blanco whips Rojo in and Rojo LARIATS! Rojo slips out, Blanco runs in, DOUBLE KNEE DOUBLE ENZIGIRI COMBO! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands. Blanco and Azul step out, Rojo digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Rojo steps off at 4, tags Azul back in, and they drag Midna out of the corner. They then turn her around and hook up the legs to roll and THROW Midna! Rojo keeps a hold of a leg for a leglock, the ref reprimands, but Azul sets up for a STANDING MOONSAULT! Rojo lets go, Azul covers, TWO!

The fans cheer but Azul drags Midna right up. Midna fires body shots, then reaches for her corner, but Azul keeps her back with a wristlock. Midna flails, the fans rally, and Midna ROCKS Azul. Midna reaches out again, but Azul holds on tight. Azul whips Midna back to the Taros corner, but she BLASTS Rojo off the apron! Midna takes a swing on Blanco but he drops back. Azul runs up to GAMANGIRI! Azul snapmares and covers, TWO! Azul stays between Midna and her corner, then RAMS her back into the Taros corner. Blanco y Rojo join in and mug Midna! The fans boo now, the ref reprimands, and the Taros let off.

Azul argues with the ref, but this is a distraction to let Rojo y Blanco drag Midna down! Rojo stomps away, the fans boo, but Blanco grabs some camera cord to LASH Midna! The fans boo more, Blanco LASHES Midna again, but then he and Rojo back off before the ref catches them. Azul goes out to drag Midna back into the ring. Azul covers, TWO! The fans cheer but Azul keeps Midna down with a chinlock. The fans rally as Midna endures, but Azul grinds her down. Midna fights up, fires body shots, then lifts Azul for a back suplex! But Azul lands out! Azul ROCKS Midna! Midna ROCKS Azul! Azul SOBATS! And front KICKS!

Azul spins, but Midna SLAPS Azul! And SLAPS, SLAPS, SLAPS! Midna CHOPS Azul off his feet! But Azul kips right up and ENZIGIRIS Midna! But Midna BOOTS in return! Both are down and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as both Midna and Azul crawl. Hot tags to Blanco and Cia! Cia dodges Blanco to DROPKICK Rojo off the corner! Cia then runs up on Blanco, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS! Cia tags Lana while Blanco staggers to his feet. Cia & Lana hold hands to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up with the sisters, and they wait on Blanco to get back up. Blanco stumbles to his feet, but Midna storms in?!

Midna SPEARS Azul down! The fans fire up, Midna tells the sisters to finish it, and Cia reels Blanco in for a FLAPJACK into Lana’s CUTTER! Cover, Lana’s team wins!

Winners: Cia, Lana & Midna, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

Cia & Lana took Blanco to the “Fourth Dimension,” and that now sends them and Midna to Thundra Plateau! Though, Midna does seem to be taking a lot of the credit for this win. Will the Twilight Princess learn to share the spotlight now that they’re going for the trios titles?

Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON!

The Princess of Hyrule finally won THE top title in Hyrule, only for The Dark Forces to trample all over her moment. Link is still bedridden from what they did to him, and Zelda has vowed vengeance! But will Zelda be able to keep her emotions in check to also keep the title? Or will the Gerudo Ace continue to ruin everything?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see what it takes to be undisputed!

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The bell rings, and the fans rally behind Zelda while the two stare down. They slowly circle, the fans cheer Zelda harder, and the two feel things out. The two then storm up and start throwing hands! Ganon CHOPS Zelda down, but she’s right up to UPPERCUT! Ganon CHOPS again, then eggs Zelda on! Zelda UPPERCUTS, Ganon CHOPS her back down, then deadlift suplexes and THROWS Zelda! Ganon stomps Zelda, then stands her up to UPPERCUT! Zelda goes to ropes, Ganon runs, but Zelda runs up to UPPERCUT Ganon! Ganon tumbles right out of the ring and the fans are thunderous as Zelda pursues!

Ganon staggers to a railing, Zelda laces Ganon’s arm through it, and then BOOTS the railing! Ganon falls over, clutching his arm! The fans want that “One More Time!” but Zelda wrenches, twists, and STOMPS Ganon’s bad arm! The fans fire up and even sing for “ZELDA~! ZELDA, ZELDA, ZELDA~!” but Ganon CHOPS again! Ganon scoops Zelda to SLAM her on the apron! The fans continue to sing but Ganon snarls. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands, Ganon refreshes the ring count, then tells Sahasrahla to “unclench.” Ganon moves the apron skirt out of the way, and swings Zelda underneath the ring! To then CATAPULT her into the frame!

The fans boo while Ganon huffs ‘n’ puffs and rises up. Ganon flips off the fans, then he tells another segment to move aside. Ganon scoops, Zelda lands safe on the other side of the railing, and then uses the railing as part of an IRON OCTOROK! The fans fire up as Ganon suffers while Sahasrahla reprimands! The fans now start to chant, “Mess him up, Zelda, mess him up!” The ring count rises again, Zelda lets go and refreshes the count. Zelda goes back but Ganon CHOPS her! Ganon puts Zelda in the ring, storms in, but Zelda fires UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT! Zelda wrenches an arm and grinds her elbow into the shoulder!

Zelda pulls on the arm, powers it into a hammerlock, and she wants to put it on the mat! Ganon fights back and rises up, only for Zelda to shift to a top wristlock! Zelda bends Ganon’s fingers! Ganon still endures, whips Zelda away, but Zelda goes up, comes back, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB!! Ganon clutches the bad arm while Zelda writhes! The fans rally behind Zelda as she goes to a corner, but Ganon storms over to stomp a mudhole in! Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon has Zelda’s arm on the apron! Ganon STOMPS the arm! Zelda writhes, the fans boo, but Ganon stands Zelda up in the corner, and CHOPS again!

Ganon paces while shaking out the bad arm. Ganon drags Zelda up, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans boo while Zelda tumbles away, but Ganon soaks up all that heat. Ganon stalks Zelda, then taunts her with, “Get up! Do it for Link!” Zelda SLAPS Ganon! The fans fire up, but then Ganon BOOTS Zelda down! The fans boo again while Zelda sputters. Ganon looms over Zelda, but Zelda gets up in a huff and starts firing SLAPS and UPPERCUTS! Zelda wrenches and PELES the bad arm! Ganon staggers, rebounds, but Zelda ROUNDHOUSES his lariat away! Ganon avoids the roundhouse but not the LEG SWEEP!

Zelda then runs, and PENALTY KICKS Ganon down! Cover, TWO! Ganon snarls as he rises back up, but Zelda eggs him on. Ganon swings, Zelda blocks it and wrenches, but Ganon RAMS Zelda into a corner, for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Zelda flounders, Ganon storms up, and Ganon CHOKES Zelda! The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon deadlifts Zelda right up with both hands! But Zelda breaks free and has an ARMBAR! Ganon stays on his feet while the fans fire up, so Zelda shifts to the TRIANGLE HOLD! Ganon deadlifts again, but Zelda twists the arm into a KIMURA!!

Ganon drops to the mat, Zelda keeps the bad arm trapped with leg scissors, and then she grabs for Ganon’s right arm! Ganon flails but Zelda still gets a grip, and she bends fingers in order to pull the arm back! Ganon fights around, reaches out with his legs, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go at 4, but only of the right arm! Sahasrahla reprimands and counts again, so Zelda lets go of the left arm. Ganon bails out of the ring to shake out both arms. Zelda lines up the shot, builds speed, and she DIVES! Direct hit and the fans fire up for this shoutout to Link! Zelda slides back in and builds speed again, to DIVE!

The fans fire up for a second direct hit! But Zelda isn’t done as she hurries back into the ring. Zelda builds speed a third time, DIVES, but Ganon THROWS her into the railing!! The fans lose their minds, especially the front row in that section! Zelda is down in a heap and Ganon snarls as he looks down on her. Ganon then storms over, drags Zelda up and pushes her into the ring. Ganon stalks Zelda, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans boo but Ganon stalks Zelda again. Ganon waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans continue to boo, but Ganon waistlocks Zelda again! Zelda fights the lift, then drop toeholds, only for Ganon to stay up!

Ganon grabs Zelda and YANKS her right up! Then he reels her in for underhooks, but Zelda wrenches free! Zelda chicken wings that arm, but Ganon fights off the crossface! Ganon THROWS Zelda away, then runs up, only for Zelda to duck the boot! Zelda comes back to CHOP BLOCK! Ganon drops to his knees, and Zelda clamps on for the IMPA LOCK!! The fans fire up as Ganon falls back into the body scissors! Ganon flails, kicks around, reaches out, but Zelda’s got him near the center. Ganon claws at the body scissors and pries free! Ganon kicks his way over to the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo but Zelda holds on!

Sahasrahla reprimands Zelda then counts! Zelda lets go at 4, then stomps away on Ganon at the ropes! The fans fire up but Sahasrahla again reprimands. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda just stomps harder and harder, so Sahasrahla pulls Zelda away from Ganon! The fans boo, Zelda argues with Sahasrahla, and he says Zelda has to obey the rules. Zelda pushes past Sahasrahla to go after Ganon, but he’s on the apron. Zelda grabs at Ganon through the ropes, but he HOTSHOTS her down! Ganon then drags Zelda out, brings her in and lifts! APRON POWERBOMB!! The fans lose their minds while Zelda falls to the floor in a heap!

Sahasrahla reprimands Ganon now but he drags Zelda up and into the ring again. Ganon reels Zelda back in for a GANON BOMB!! The fans boo as Ganon high stack covers, TWO?!?! Zelda survives and shocks everyone, most of all Ganon! Ganon argues with Sahasrahla about the count but Sahasrahla defends it. Ganon accuses Sahasrahla of favoritism, but Sahasrahla brings up how he stopped Zelda. Ganon goes back to Zelda and drags her up again. Ganon tells her she should’ve just forfeited. Ganon whips Zelda to ropes, POP-UP POWER- DDT!! Zelda brings Ganon down, and then turns that into a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK, with body scissors!

The fans are thunderous as Ganon is stuck again! Ganon fights and flails around, but he’s so far from the ropes! Ganon pushes up off the mat, tries to stack Zelda in that position, but she just cranks on the hold even harder! Ganon reaches out, but he looks to be fading! Sahasrahla checks Ganon, lifts his arm, but then Ganon GRABS Sahasrahla!! The fans boo and Sahasrahla reprimands but Ganon isn’t letting go! Ganon stands up while Sahasrahla tries to shake him off, and Ganon SHOVES Saharahla down before he SPINEBUSTERS Zelda! Zelda lets go of the hold, but Sahasrahla flops out of the ring and to the floor!

The fans boo as hard as they can as Ganon now stands tall. Ganon looms over Zelda while he soaks up all that heat. Ganon then goes to a corner, and he rips away the buckle pads! Ganon goes back to Zelda, sits her up, and tells her she’ll be spending a lot more time with Link from now on, because they’ll both be sidelined! Ganon reels Zelda in, aims for the corner, but wait! Who is that at the corner? They’re in a hooded jacket but the “dirty blonde” hair peeking out… The hood comes off and IT’S LINK!! Link stares daggers at Ganon and Ganon looks like he’s seen a ghost! Link SUPERKICKS Ganon!

Ganon sputters, Zelda slips around behind and REQUIEM OF SPIRIT! Link then goes around the outside to fetch Sahasrahla into the ring. Zelda drags Ganon into a half hatch, and bridges for a Chancery!! Ganon sputters and flails, but he’s fading again! Ganon’s greenish face is going red! Sahasrahla checks on Ganon, and this time, Ganon is OUT!! ZELDA WINS!!

Winner: Zelda, by submission (still Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)

The Hero of Hyrule returns to get his revenge on Ganon, and the Princess of Hyrule still reigns! Link then raises Zelda’s hand in victory, to LARIAT HER?!? The fans freak out all over again, but then Link looks into the cameras. He has an evil smile, and then he brings his hand to his eyes, and takes out contact lenses!? He has RED EYES! THIS ISN’T LINK, IT’S KAGE!! The Hero’s Shadow tricked everyone, and now he’s back! Will Zelda’s soon be overshadowed?

My Thoughts:

What a twist! I’d been waiting for a chance to bring Kage back into the story, and here we are! And he calls his shot against Zelda while showing he isn’t part of Ganon’s Dark Forces at the same time. ThunderStruck will be some good stuff.