Opinion

Top 5: Worst Survivor Series Teams

Published

7 years ago

November 9, 2018

We’re less than two weeks away from Survivor Series, a Thanksgiving tradition unlike any other. I loved this show as a kid because of all the crazy teams we’d see that we would never see otherwise. The first WWF tape I remember renting from Blockbuster Video was the 1990 Survivor Series. The format’s changed over the years, but I think we’re back to a point where the show has regained its spot as one of WWE’s top events of the year. At least in my eyes.

We’re going to look ahead to this year’s event by looking back at some classic Survivor Series teams from yesteryear. Well, wait a minute, we’re doing that next week. This week, we’re looking at some not so classic Survivor Series teams. Some were lacking in talent, others were lacking in creativity, and some just had no chemistry.

Here are the Top 5 Worst Survivor Series Teams.

5. (tie) Billy Gunn, Justin Bradshaw, Salvatore Sincere & The Sultan (1996), Aldo Montoya, Bart Gunn, Bob Holly & Jesse James (1996)

WWF was at a low point in 1996, and a Survivor Series match pitting these two teams against each other puts it on full display. If you put all of these men in this match at their creative apexes, you’d have something like this: Bad Ass Billy Gunn, JBL, Rikishi & Indy Patriot vs. Justin Credible, Bart “The Hammer” Gunn, Hardcore Holly & Road Dogg. You’d have to change some alliances around to make it more logical, but everybody in the match would be better than they were here.

Shawn Michaels gets a lot of crap for not drawing in 1996, but when you look at how these undercards were booked you figure out why he didn’t. There hasn’t been a world champion that’s going to make me go out to see Aldo Montoya, Salvatore Sincere & The Sultan.

4. Goldust, Marc Mero, Steve Blackman & Vader (1997)

OK, we’ve got some talent here. Vader & Goldust are certainly legends, Steve Blackman had an odd charisma about him, and Marc Mero had Sable. My issue with this team comes from the name: Team USA. The Patriot was originally part of this, got injured & was never seen on WWF television again. We were left with these fine representatives of America…

Marc Mero: working a boxer gimmick & doing a slow heel turn because he was jealous of Sable.

Steve Blackman: a fan that came out of the crowd that had a martial arts background.

Goldust: refused to cooperate with his teammates during the match, as he was splitting from Marlena & was headed down a weird mental road where he became the Artist Formerly Known As Goldust. The less said, the better.

Vader: in the weakest period of his career & cut this promo a few months later:

So yeah. Can I get a USA?

3. Rowdy Roddy Piper, Jimmy Snuka, The Bushwhackers (1989)

This just doesn’t work on a couple of levels. For one thing, there’s the whole thing with Piper, Snuka & a coconut. If there were two guys in the 1980s WWF that never should have teamed, it was Piper & Snuka. Fortunately, they neglected to mention any of this when on camera together. Then, there’s the lack of sanity from everybody involved.

Seriously. Does that look like a team in the right frame of mind to beat anybody in a wrestling match? They’re not in the right frame of mind to order lunch. Rowdy’s Rowdies were a little too flaky to have much of a chance against cerebral assassins like Rick Rude, Mr. Perfect & the Fabulous Rougeaus.

2. Dangerous Danny Davis, Bad News Brown, Greg Valentine, Honky Tonk Man & Ron Bass (1988)

Early Survivor Series history gave us some lame teams headed up by the Honky Tonk Man. In 1987 he, Davis & Bass teamed with Harley Race & Hercules. (Harley’s presence kept that team from consideration, even if it was the WWF King version of Harley.) That didn’t go very well, so the next year they went with Bad News Brown & Greg Valentine. Brown was so disgusted by the quality of his teammates that he walked away from the match the first time one of them accidentally hit him. Can you blame him?

Honorable Mention: Shawn Michaels & His Knights (1993)

Survivor Series 1993 was originally supposed to feature a match pitting the Hart Family against noted Hart-hater Jerry “The King” Lawler & his Knights, who were three random masked men. After Lawler needed time away from the WWF to deal with allegations of a sexual nature, Shawn Michaels was put in as his replacement. He hated Bret, so it made sense on that level. But why in the heck would he have Knights? He should have made them the Heartbreakers or something like that.

1. Big Boss Man, Mideon, Prince Albert & Viscera (1999)

Hey, I’ve got no problem with the Big Boss Man. But when your team gets beat in a 1 vs. 4 Survivor Series Match in under two minutes, you are officially the worst team in Survivor Series history. I don’t care if the one man was the Big Show, who weighed as much as some of the teams in Survivor Series history. You just can’t do that. At least the Boss Man was smart enough to get while the getting was good. Show chokeslammed & pinned the other three geeks in a little over a minute.

Of course, Show was operating on rage & aggression after all the horrible things Big Boss Man had said over the previous months.

They just don’t make feuds like this anymore.

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2 weeks ago

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PC Tunney

Sing it with me… money money money money moneeeeeeeeeyeeeeee… everybody’s got a price! MONEY IN THE BANK is here!!! How money will our staff picks be?!?

AJ – Roxanne Perez
Andrew – Stephanie Vaquer – *Bubba Sparxxx Impression* I don’t tell stories, I let them tell theyself.
Dave – Guilia – A stacked field but I just like her here.
DJ – Naomi
DPP – Roxanne Perez
Jason – Alexa Bliss
Patrick – Roxanne Perez
Rey – Naomi – If Naomi loses, we riot!
Rob – Naomi
Greg – Alexa Bliss – Bliss has had huge reactions since returning and is moving a ton of merch. While I can see them wanting to build Roxanne Perez, Giulia, or Stephanie Vaquer, I think Alexa Bliss.

Tunney’s Take: Rhea Ripley – I’ll make my case short and sweet… Mami in the Bank! You can’t leave that money on the table.

Chairshot Pick – Tie – Naomi 3 & Roxanne Perez 3 (Alexa Bliss 2, Giulia 1, Rhea Ripley 1, Stephanie Vaquer 1)

AJ – LA Knight
Andrew – El Grande Americano – Feels correct given his push and the fact he’s over.
Dave – Seth Rollins – Got to push that new faction.
DJ – LA Knight
DPP – El Grande Americano
Jason – LA Knight
Patrick – Solo Sikoa
Rey – LA Knight – Looks like another push, and he does have history with Cena.
Rob – Solo Sikoa
Greg – Seth Rollins – This company is extremely high in the El Grande Americano gimmick, but this match comes down to Seth Rollins or LA Knight. Given the Rollins storyline, it’s his briefcase to win.

Tunney’s Take: El Grande Americano – Picture this: Chad Gable wins the AAA Mega Championship and El Grande Americano wins MITB! WHAT A SATURDAY in LA!!!

Chairshot Pick – LA Knight 4 (El Grande Americano 3, Seth Rollins 2, Solo Sikoa 2)

AJ – Becky Lynch – Sadly
Andrew – Becky Lynch – I still don’t care about Lyra.
Dave – Lyra Valkyria – Starting to warm up to her and Becky has a lot to do with that.
DJ – Lyra Valkyria
DPP – Becky Lynch
Jason – Becky Lynch
Patrick – Lyra Valkyria
Rey – Becky Lynch – Put some fire on the Irish Beef.
Rob – Becky Lynch
Greg – Becky Lynch – I don’t think you do a rematch here just to have Becky lose again. Unless Bayley shows up to help Lyra.

Tunney’s Take: Becky Lynch – A big part of me feels that winning this title checks off a major box for Becks in her HOF career.

Chairshot Pick – Becky Lynch 8-3

AJ – Cena & Paul
Andrew – Rhodes & Uso – Easy way for Cena to lose without eating the pinfall.
Dave – Rhodes & Uso – Get the QB back on the winning track.
DJ – Rhodes & Uso
DPP – Rhodes & Uso
Jason – Cena & Paul
Patrick – Cena & Paul
Rey – Rhodes & Uso – Heels usually lose these kinds of matches. Logan takes the pin.
Rob – Cena & Paul
Greg – Rhodes & Uso – I hope Jey isn’t an afterthought here like Cody was last fall when he was paired up with Roman. I think Cody pins Cena to set up Cody-Cena 2 at SummerSlam.

Tunney’s Take: Cena & Paul – I don’t think Cena is involved in another loss until he loses the WWE Championship. I also think Logan Paul is NOT done trying to capture Jey Uso’s World Heavyweight Championship. …Travis Scott in the house?

Chairshot Pick – 6-5 Rhodes & Uso

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Chairshot Staff Picks: Backlash St. Louis

Chairshot Staff picks!!!

Published

1 month ago

May 9, 2025

PC Tunney

May is upon us and with that, so is Backlash from St. Louis! What does the first PLE after WrestleMania have in store for the WWE Universe? Let’s see if the Chairshot Staff can properly interpret the crystal ball of rasslin’ future.

AJ – Pat MacAfee – Gunther has to start losing control and who better than an announcer.
Andrew – Pat MacAfee – Goldberg getting involved does seem correct here.
Dave – Gunther – He’s not losing to a broadcaster.
DJ – Gunther – Pat is sent to the shadow realm until football season is over.
DPP – Gunther – Post match beat down leads to Pat time off.
Jason – Gunther – One massive spot and or bump from Pat.
Patrick – Gunther
Rey – Gunther – RIP MacAfee, t’was a good life.
Rob – Gunther
Greg – Pat MacAfee – Why? Goooooldbeeerrrrrgggggg!

Tunney’s Take: Gunther – Seems like the right pick here. Pat may be getting some time off and Gunther needs more heat.

Chairshot Pick – GUNTHER 8-3

AJ – Lyra Valkyria – Becky’s hopefully putting her over, still mad about Dakota.
Andrew – Becky Lynch – I have no real interest in Lyra currently.
Dave – Becky Lynch – Lyra is boring AF!
DJ – Lyra Valkyria – Bayley interferes.
DPP – Becky Lynch – Becky cheats and steals the title.
Jason – Lyra Valkyria – Bayley costs Becks.
Patrick – Becky Lynch
Rey – Becky Lynch – Story needs to jump up a bit, Becky Charlotte’s Lyra.
Rob – Lyra Valkyria
Greg – Becky Lynch – It’s been fun, Lyra. (It kinda hasn’t)

Tunney’s Take: Lyra Valkyria – Bayley’s interference should set up some type of program with Becky as we head towards Summer(Slam).

Chairshot Pick – BECKY LYNCH 6-5

AJ – Jacob Fatu – Great way to put him over w/ two former WHCs and LA Knight.
Andrew – Jacob Fatu – He’s Jacob Fatu!
Dave – Jacob Fatu – Too soon to pull the belt off him.
DJ – Jacob Fatu – Priest and LA can’t decide who’s is bigger.
DPP – Jacob Fatu – Your hardcore match, tables and chairs involved.
Jason – Jacob Fatu – The Champ retains due to or in spite of Solo.
Patrick – Jacob Fatu
Rey – Jacob Fatu – All gas. No brakes. Ain’t losing.
Rob – Jacob Fatu
Greg – Jacob Fatu – Someone from The Samoan Dynasty ain’t winning a title just to drop it.

Tunney’s Take: Jacob Fatu – Uncle Mo is on Fatu’s side and other than Knight, I don’t see Drew or Priest holding the US title in the current circumstances of this title’s landscape.

Chairshot Pick – JACOB FATU 11-0

AJ – Dominic Mysterio – Judgement Day shenanigans just leading up to Finn turning on Dom later.
Andrew – Penta – Dom’s fine having a short reign, could also work for pushing AAA.
Dave – Dominic Mysterio – He’s probably more over than Penta.
DJ – Dominic Mysterio – Dirty Dom takes home the gold and the girl.
DPP – Dominic Mysterio – Big Head helps Dom pull out the win.
Jason – Dominic Mysterio – By hook and crook.
Patrick – Dominic Mysterio
Rey – Dominic Mysterio – Latino Heat keeps burning. Finn gets closer to the edge.
Rob – Dominic Mysterio
Greg – Dominic Mysterio – Someone from The Guerrero Dynasty ain’t winning a title just to drop it.

Tunney’s Take: Dominic Mysterio – That belt looks good with the king of chicken tendys. I can see Penta and Rey reforming as a tag team sooner than later.

Chairshot Pick – DOMINIC MYSTERIO 10-1

AJ – John Cena – Why? Cena wins, lol.
Andrew – John Cena – Shenanigans ensue so it’s not a clean win.
Dave – John Cena – The last time is now.
DJ – John Cena – Randy hears voices telling him he needs an Attitude Adjustment.
DPP – John Cena – Cena tries to cheat but the ref doesn’t call for a DQ.
Jason – John Cena – Nefarious means, Randy not ready for Evil John Cena.
Patrick – John Cena
Rey – John Cena – Cena just counting down the dates. Should be fun though.
Rob – John Cena
Greg – John Cena – You know they want Cody to be the hero in the end.

Tunney’s Take: Randy Orton – Once upon a time Randy got himself intentionally disqualified and it cost John. Saturday, history repeats itself with a 180-degree twist. Cena retains via Orton DQ victory. This time, Travis Scott’s appearance takes care of that task.

Chairshot Pick – JOHN CENA 10-1