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Joe’s AAA Review & Results (3/4/19)

Joe Dinan, The Chairshot’s resident Lucha Libre expert, has your review and results for AAA for this week!

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Joe Dinan, The Chairshot’s resident Lucha Libre expert, has your review and results for AAA for this week!

Show starts with Psycho Clown talking to someone on the phone.

Dinastia vs Baby Extreme vs Orquidea Negra

An unscheduled match. AAA is good at just throwing things your way. I’m here to point out how small Dinastia is. They trade some spots and Dinastia and Baby do push ups. Negra misses a move and Baby Extreme takes advantage of it. Baby hurricanrana’s Dinastia to the outside then hits a tornado dive. Negra jumps off the apron and misses and slams into the barricade. Dinastia works around Baby and hits a head scissors to the outside. God bless him. He’s really athletic. Dinastia hits a Spanish fly off the middle rope on Negra. He breaks his pin to attack Baby. He pins both for a two count. Dinastia hits a springboard cutter to the outside on Baby. Negra then hits a dive through the middle rope on both of them. Negra kisses the ref for some reason. Dinastia hits a canadian destroyer on Baby. Then he hits a twisting splash on both for the pin. Dinastia wins with a twisting splash.

Winner: Dinastia

Lady Shani and Starfire vs Faby Apache and Keyra

Starfire and Keyra start the match rolling around on the ground. Shani comes in next with Faby and they posture to the crowd. Shani gets pulled down by Keyra and the heel assault begins. Keyra hits a drop kick in the corner on Starfire. They take out Shani and Starfire tries to beat on Keyra but Apache stops that. Starfire dodges an attack and Faby hits Keyra by accident. Shani hits a back cracker and then Starfire hits a code breaker. Starfire hits a tiger suplex on Faby but Keyra breaks it up with a foot stomp. Keyra gets her in a pinning combo and Shani kicks her right in the vagina to break it up. Shani hits a power bomb and then shining wizard on Keyra but Faby breaks it up. Faby hits a hurricanrana that Shani rolls into and then rolls Faby around the ring for a pinning combo. Just for two. Shani then gets an arm bar on Shani. Faby tries to lift her but can’t. She sells the arm. Starfire drop kicks Faby and then she no sells. Faby power bombs her and goes to the top in the meantime Keyra pins her. Faby is upset. Keyra pins Starfire after Faby power bombed her.

Faby cuts a promo about it but Keyra yanks the mic away from her. Keyra’s heeling it up. Keyra attacks Faby but Faby turns the tables and back breakers her. Keyra gets up while Faby thanks the crowd and attacks her again.

Winners: Faby Apache and Keyra

Golden Magic, Nino Hamburguesa, and Myzteziz Jr vs Jack Evans, Australian Suicide (Villano III Jr), and Taurus

Golden Magic and Villano III were just shoving each other during entrances. Magic and Villano start out doing some acrobatic things back and forth. Myzteziz hurricanrana’s Villano to the outside and Taurus comes into to work with him. He moves out of the way on Taurus’ attack and hits a springboard tornado splash. Jack and Myzteziz do some acrobatic things and then Jack kicks him in the face. Taurus comes in and takes out Nino at the legs but Myzteziz hits a drop kick on him. He goes for a dive but Villano spears him. Taurus back crackers Magic into a super kick by Villano. Now they’re beating on Nino in the corner. Taurus throws Myzteziz in the air then catches him for a samoan drop. Magic gets Taurus down in the corner. Myzteziz drop kicks Villano in the corner then they knock Evans into the corner. Nino does the running senton twice into the corner. Crowd’s going crazy. They all roll to the outside and Nino hits a dive through the middle rope. In the ring Myzteziz goes for a springboard 450 but just doesn’t do it. Taurus then spears him and hits a snow plow for the win. Taurus pins Myzteziz with a snow plow.

Australian Suicide and Sammy Guevara come out and lay out everyone with chairs. Well I guess we know why they weren’t in the match. They align with Evans as a new trio. And Jack cuts a pretty decent promo in Spanish actually. Vowel inflection was off but it’s fine.

Winners: Jack Evans, Villano III Jr, and Taurus

Maximo, Mamba, and Pimpinela Escarlata vs Mocho Cota Jr, Carta Brava Jr, and Tito Santana

Cota and Maximo start the match and quickly Mamba gets in and it’s all chaos. Eventually Poder de Norte starts to team up on them which is a usual formula for their matches. Escarlata uses her butt to start Carta and then Mamba slaps everyone and Maximo hits a hurricanrana on Santana. Mamba kisses Carta and he falls out of the ring. Maximo hits an arm drag on Cota then does some sexually suggestive stuff. Mamba hits an arm drag on Santana and then Mamba kisses and holds on to them. Brava takes out Escarlata then Mamba slaps him from behind. Cota and Santana hit drop kicks on Maximo and and Mamba then hit middle rope dives. In the ring Brava kicks Escarlata in the groin after she kissed the ref by accident. Maximo kisses Brava then pretends he was hit in the groin. Ref DQs Brava. Maximo wins by DQ after pretending Brava kicked him below the belt.

Maximo wants the hair vs hair match with Mascara

Winners: Maximo, Mamba, and Pimpinela Escarlata

Brian Cage, Laredo Kid, and Hijo Del Vikingo vs Texano Jr, Taurus (Sammy Guevara), and Hijo Del Fantasma (Daga)

Well Daga is back in AAA. This constitutes as a surprise. A bunch of posturing to start this match. Sammy points the finger at Laredo and Laredo kicks him in the gut. Sammy messes up a clothesline spot and completely whiffs on a drop kick. Texano quickly disposes of Vikingo then Cage comes in. Cage does a head scissors and then in the ring Sammy hits a curb stomp on Kid. Some posturing is done afterwards. Texano gets his rope in the ring and whips Vikingo with it. Not a DQ for some reason. Cage gets back on the apron and Texano squats while vertical suplexing Vikingo and postures towards Cage. Daga is just toying with Vikingo. Vikingo bounces off the ropes and flip kicks Daga, then attacks the others on the aprons. Cage military press slams Sammy and then poses. Laredo does a flipping DDT on Sammy. Daga and Kid go back and forth. Daga throws him in the air and catches him for a death valley. Then does a gutwrench suplex. Vikingo works with Sammy then Cage does an F5 on Texano and Daga interferes. Cage then double suplexes them. Vikingo hits an imploder 450 off the ropes and by hits i mean completely misses. Cage then hits a dive over the top with the help of the ropes. Sammy hits a Spanish fly and Kid kicks out. He goes to the top and Kid meets him up there. They fight but Sammy rips the mask off, while the ref is distracted and then pushes him off and hits a shooting star press. He blocks Kid’s face and pins him. Sammy pins Laredo Kid with a shooting star press.

Cage is upset and attacks Sammy but Suicide and Evans come out. Cage power bombs both then Myzteziz comes out from the back and they attack them too. Cage poses with them and Rey Escorpion comes out and attacks him with a chair. Utter chaos. Now they team up with the Mercenaries. Are they all a faction now? They laid everyone out and took their masks. Evans and Guevara put their masks on.

Winners: Texano Jr, Sammy Guevara, and Daga

Psycho Clown, Pagano, and Aerostar vs Rey Escorpion, Chessman, and Monster Clown

Clown gets attacked during his entrance….Psycho Clown I mean. A drink gets thrown and Rey throws Psycho into the crowd. Monster clown works on Aerostar as you might expect. Which leaves Chessman working on Pagano. A whole lot of beat downs. I figured since Wagner and Demon aren’t in this match that it would be more of a match. I was wrong there. Finally a come back gets made and Psycho and his pals get everyone to the out. They all go for dives through the middle rope except Aerostar goes flying into the crowd. They all get back in the ring and Aerostar gets Monster Clown out. Then Rey and Chessman team up on him. He’s able to get Chessman out and Rey launches him to the outside where he hits a hurricanrana. Psycho and Rey go back and forth and Rey wins that battle. Clown recoups though and catches fire taking everyone out. Hitting a hurricanrana on Chessman then hitting a dive through the middle rope on Escorpion. Pagano goes back and forth with Chessman, hitting a hurricanrana on him which leads to Pagano getting wroked on by Monster and Rey. Pagano hits a sloppy attack off the top  Pagano sunset flips on Chessman but his legs hit the set up table and it falls and a camera man helps it back up so then he power bombs Chessman through the table. Psycho the hit another middle rope dive on Rey. In the ring Monster Clown and Aerostar go back and forth until Monster Clown hits a move where he flips Aerostar up by his head and he lands on his back. Let’s call it a flip up slam. Monster Clown beats Aerostar with a slam where he flips him up by his head.

Winners: Rey Escorpion, Chessman, and Monster Clown

(Hijo Del Perro Aguayo Cup) La Parka vs Blue Demon vs Dr. Wagner Jr

Well they start brawling and La Parka immediately using the Cup to attack Wagner. Not a very baby face thing. So the thing here is, everyone remember the wrestler that died by accident when Rey Mysterio when he set up the 619. Very unfortunate. Blue Demon is busted open with his mask ripped. Wagner bites the wound spot. Demon clearly seems dazed from what busted him open so in true AAA fashion Wagner takes him into the crowd and him and baby face Parka beat on him. What an odd dynamic. Blue Demon feels like the baby face here. Demon looks like he’s hurt or selling like a baby face. He’s bleeding all over the place. This is so awkward. Demon is bleeding so bad. Parka is doing stuff to him. Wagner is posturing to the crowd. This has to be a double turn here. The crowd is booing when something happens to Demon. Blue Demon makes a baby face come back and hits a middle rope dive. Now Texano and Escorpion come out to beat on Parka now? What is happening. I’m guessing an audible was called to prevent an actual double turn. I could be wrong but that’s how I’m seeing it. Now they’re selling Parka as being immobile in the ring while Texano whips him. Now Blue Demon is beating on Wagner. Wagner is now bleeding tons. This match is a mess. I’m gonna have to ask Konnan about it. The Mercenaries are beating on Myzteziz who has had two failed run-ins. They tried to take Parka out on a stretcher. Now everyone is starting to leave that was interfering. Demon hits a cross body. Now there’s a ref bump. Wagner kicks Demon in the balls. No ref. Demon no sells. Demon then hits Wagner in the nuts and wins. This match….was something. Blue Demon pins Wagner with a kick in the groin. 

Winner: Blue Demon Jr

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Mitchell’s Saturday Night’s Main Event Results & Report! (1/25/25)

Everything’s bigger in Texas!

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Live from San Antonio, it’s Saturday Night!

With just a week left before The Royal Rumble, WWE has Shawn Michaels moderating the contract signing between Cody Rhodes and Kevin Owens! But can they keep it civil? Or will HBK have to lay down the law between them?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Women’s World Championship: Rhea Ripley VS Nia Jax; Rhea wins and retains the title.
  • WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bron Breakker VS Sheamus; Bron wins and retains the title.
  • Braun Strowman VS Jacob Fatu; Braun wins, by disqualification.
  • WWE World Heavyweight Championship: GUNTHER VS Jey Uso; Gunther wins and retains the title.

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Ted DiBiase is here!

The Million Dollar Man is back, and he even has his Million Dollar Championship! Will he look to raise the stakes in San Antonio?

 

WWE Women’s World Championship: Rhea Ripley VS Nia Jax!

These two just did battle last night in Austin, and while Mami’s team felt the smackdown, she and the Irresistible Force are feeling raw here in San Antonio! Will Rhea be golden on this side of the Royal Rumble? Or will Nia look to grab up all the gold?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really on top!

Nia HEADBUTTS Rhea before the bell! The ref reprimands ant eh fans boo, but Nia runs up! Rhea dodges, DROPKICKS, and Nia staggers back. Rhea runs up and fires forearms in the corner, but Nia shoves her away. Rhea ducks ‘n’ dodges Nia to then tilt-o-whirl DDT! The fans fire up as Rhea shows off some agility! Nia tumbles out of the ring, Rhea goes to the apron, and Rhea CANNONBALLS! Down goes Nia and the fans fire up more! Rhea puts Nia back in the ring, then hurries to short arm LARIAT! Nia stays up so Rhea short arm LARIATS, and goes again! But Nia pop-up HEADBUTTS Rhea down!

The fans boo but Nia runs and SPLASHES Rhea in a corner! Nia hoists Rhea up top, but Rhea BOOTS her away! Nia ROCKS Rhea in return, then she climbs. The fans rally for Mami but Nia fireman’s carries! Rhea fights, but Nia still SUPER SAMOAN DROPS! Cover, TWO! Rhea survives, if only just so, and SNME goes to break.

SNME returns and Nia thrashes Rhea around in a chinlock. Rhea fights up, JAWBREAKERS free, and then runs, but Nia slips around. Nia back suplexes, Rhea lands out, and Rhea kicks low. Rhea KNEES Nia, winds up, LARIAT! Nia stays up, so Rhea dodges to CHOP! Rhea knuckle locks, then she springboards, but Nia stops the rana! Nia pops Rhea up, but Rhea SUNSET BOMBS! Cover, TWO!! Nia survives and Rhea can’t believe it! Rhea pulling that off is unbelievable, too! Rhea pump handles Nia, but powers up to a SAMOAN DROP! Nia drags Rhea to a drop zone, goes up the corner, but the fans boo.

Nia adjusts and SUPER LEG DROPS! Cover, TWO! Rhea survives but Nia is amused. Nia stands over Rhea while the fans rally up. Nia climbs up again, but Rhea CLUBS Nia! Rhea gets under Nia, and she POWERBOMBS Nia down! And then Rhea ties up the legs, for the PRISM TRAP! Nia powers up, pushes Rhea away, and the fans boo. Nia and Rhea rise up, and Rhea runs in! Nia catches her for an URENAGE! Nia snarls and storms up on Rhea to KICK her to the drop zone. Nia goes up the corner, but Rhea SHOVES her into the post! Nia goes to the apron, Rhea DECKS her! Rhea then goes up the corner?!

Rhea aims, the fans fire up, and Rhea SUPER CROSSBODIES! Down goes Nia and Rhea fires up! San Antonio is with Rhea as she reels Nia in. Pump handle, but Nia SPLASHES her! Cover, ONE!! Nia is furious, and she SMACKS Rhea off the mat, Nia puts Rhea in the drop zone, A-NIA-LATOR!! But Nia isn’t done, she goes back up. But Rhea grabs Nia’s foot! Nia shakes free, climbs again, but Rhea gets under Nia! Electric Chair Lift, and SLAM!! Both women are down and the fans fire up again! Both women stir, and Rhea drags herself to the corner. Rhea stands, but so does Nia. Nia runs up, but Rhea dodges! Nia hits the buckles, Rhea ROUNDHOUSES!

Rhea pump handles, and she powers up, RIPTIDE!! Cover, RHEA WINS!

Winner: Rhea Ripley, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s World Champion)

That was a brutal battle, but Rhea’s brutality saw her through! Nia still plans on winning the Royal Rumble, will she still go for Tiffany Stratton? Or will she change course and want one more round with Rhea Bloody Ripley?

 

WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bron Breakker VS Sheamus!

The title matches don’t stop, because we go one more round between these two badasses! Will the dogs be barking with the Big Bad Booty Nephew? Or will The Celtic Warrior finally complete his WWE Bingo?

SNME returns and Jesse Ventura joins commentary for this make-or-break moment for Sheamus. Bron makes his entrance and the fans bark already. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and one way or another, we’re getting a banger!

The bell rings, the two circle, and the two tie up. Sheamus powers Bron back but then they go along the ropes. Sheamus has a headlock as they end up in a corner, and the ref counts. Bron scuffs Sheamus and laughs, but Sheamus tells Bron to get serious. They circle, tie up, and then Bron kicks! Sheamus blocks the kick, and he LARIATS Bron! Sheamus fires hands on Bron in a corner, then he brings Bron around to whip. Bron reverses, but Sheamus blocks the hip toss! Sheamus LARIATS Bron again and the fans fire up! Bron goes to a corner, Sheamus is right on him to whip. Bron reverses, but Sheamus comes back, into an OVERHEAD SUPLEX!

The fans bark while Sheamus sputters. Bron storms up on Sheamus, headlocks, but Sheamus powers up and out. Bron ducks ‘n’ dodges and builds speed to CLOBBER Sheamus! Sheamus tumbles out of the ring but Bron goes out the side. Bron builds speed around the outside! But Sheamus scoops! Sheamus then LAWN DARTS Bron into the timekeeper’s area! The fans fire up with Sheamus, and then Sheamus fetches Bron to bring him back to the ring. Sheamus then climbs a corner, takes aim, and FLYING LARIATS! Cover, ONE!! Bron is tougher than that, but Sheamus stays on him. Sheamus throws Bron tot he apron, then stands him up!

The fans fire up but Bron fights free! Bron throws a haymaker, but Sheamus DECKS Bron for it! Sheamus goes out, uses the steps to leap, INTO A SPEAR!! Both men fall in a heap and the fans go nuts! Bron grins while SNME goes to break.

SNME returns again and Bron fires off in the corner. Sheamus fires back and they go back and forth. Bron KNEES low, then he digs Sheamus into the corner. Bron ROCKS Sheamus, then fireman’s carries. GUT BUSTER DROP! Bron doesn’t let off, he hoists Sheamus up again, GUT BUSTER DROP! Cover, TWO! Sheamus survives but Bron has a bull’s eye on those ribs. Bron throws hands but Sheamus eggs Bron on! Bron SLAPS Sheamus, Sheamus eggs Bron on more, and they start throwing shots! The fans fire up but Bron body shots! Bron runs, into a KNEE CAPPER! Cover, TWO! Bron stays in this and Sheamus grows frustrated.

Bron goes to the apron, Sheamus storms up, and the fans fire up as Sheamus gives us BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! Sheamus goes all the way to TEN, then past it! He gets SIXTEEN in before the ref counts 4! Sheamus hauls Bron up and up, to then crucifix lift! CELTIC CROSS!! Sheamus busting out a classic and he crawls to the cover, TWO!! Bron survives again and the fans fire up! Sheamus drags Bron up, fireman’s carries, but Bron fights free! Bron shoves Sheamus into the buckles, then gorilla presses for the SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Sheamus survives and Bron is growing frustrated. Ventura loves it, they’re going to the wire!

Bron storms up but Sheamus BOOTS Bron from the corner! Sheamus skins the cat! But Bron springs right up! SUPER STEINER! The fans fire up and Bron takes aim! Straps are down, Bron runs in, into a BROGUE!!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!! Bron survives by a literal foot and Sheamus can’t believe it! Sheamus was so close but he’s still so far! “This is Awesome!” as Sheamus powers up in the corner. Bron rises, but the ribs hold Sheamus back! Bron RAMS Sheamus, Sheamus rebounds to KNEE CAPPER! Sheamus tries again, but Bron ducks the Brogue! SPEAR!! Cover, BRON WINS!

Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall (still WWE Intercontinental Champion)

The Fella falls short, only because Bron’s foot found the ropes! Will Sheamus ever get his hands on this title? Will anyone ever take this title off of Bron?

 

Shawn Michaels is here!

San Antonio fires up for their Heartbreak Kid, the WWE Hall of Famer, and the man who put ladder matches on the map! HBK will moderate the contract signing for the WWE Championship ladder match, after the break!

SNME returns and HBK has the mic. “I am sweating through my suit, because for the last three minutes, I’ve been dancing around because I am so happy to be back home in San Antonio!” The fans cheer that! HBK says he “has been given one job here tonight, and that is to walk out of this ring with the signatures of Kevin Owens and Cody Rhodes.” Nick Aldis couldn’t get it done, so he sent in the closer! Rest assured, it is happening tonight. So as they say, without further ado, he will introduce the challenger for the Undisputed WWE Championship, from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Kevin Owens! The fans boo but The Prizefighter still goes to the ring.

Kevin wears a new shirt, “Cody Sucks Eggs,” and he has the Winged Eagle on his shoulder. HBK now welcomes out THE Undisputed WWE Champion, The American Nightmare, Cody Rhodes! The fans cheer Cody’s entrance, “WHOA~ OH~!” and Cody even climbs up a ladder to show he’s not afraid of heights. Cody gets his second round of pyro, then he goes to the ring to join HBK and KO. The fans cheer as Cody and Kevin stare down, but HBK tells them, “Gentlemen, if you would be seated please.” They don’t, so he says fine, he digs it.

HBK says for months, these two have battered and beaten each other. And as much as everyone has enjoyed watching it, HBK has an assignment. That is to walk out of this ring, with their signatures on the contract. So one way or another, it needs to happen. So again, he asks they please sign. Cody takes the pen first, and he signs his part as champion. Kevin then takes the pen, looks a the contract, but then picks up the mic. “Y’know, last night you (Cody) said something that really pissed me off. You said that 10 times outta 10, Kevin Owens takes the easy way out. Is that right? That’s a lie. That’s what you are, you’re a liar.”

Kevin could’ve taken the easy way out at Bash In Berlin because of Cody’s knee, because Kevin cared about their friendship more than Cody ever did! And you know who takes the easy way out? It’s CODY! Who between them left WWE when things got tough? Kevin stayed, Cody quit! Cody shouts, “ENOUGH! ENOUGH, Kevin!” Cody didn’t come here to talk about the past, or so Kevin can justify his actions. Cody didn’t get all dressed up, HBK didn’t return to San Antonio, to hear Kevin talk! Cody is done worrying about Kevin Owens. Cody instead must focus on who he is defending his title against at WrestleMania.

So if Kevin would just please, SIGN, THE, CONTRACT! The fans cheer, but Kevin tells Cody, “Trust me, you’re not done worrying about Kevin Owens. Because once I sign this, you know what that means? That makes it official. That Saturday night at the Royal Rumble, I will shut everyone up who dares to say I’m not the real champion. I am the true, rightful WWE Champion! And once I win the title, everything you got when you came back, your face on every poster, on all the buses, all the fanfare, all the grand entrances, all the attention, the pyro, everything, it’s coming to ME! Because that’s what I’ve deserved for the last TEN YEARS, and I’m taking it from YOU!”

HBK waits a moment, then says, “Jesus, Kevin. You just sound jealous.” Kevin glares at HBK and asks what he just said. HBK says that Kevin sounds jealous. JEALOUS!? Kevin says that’s rich! HBK is just like Cody! When things got tough for HBK, he quit, too! You wanna know who is jealous? HBK is jealous that Kevin brought more pride to the Winged Eagle than HBK ever did! And once Kevin wins, he will give everyone a champion they can be proud of, that they can look to, and won’t lose his smile~! The only one losing at the Rumble is Cody! Kevin finally signs his part, then he SHOVES it into HBK!

The fans boo but Kevin stares Cody down again. HBK says, “Gentlemen, there’s only one thing left to do, and that is to take these championships. May I please get a referee in here? And ascend them above the ring.” A referee does step in, and Kevin gives the Winged Eagle title a last kiss before handing it over. That belt is strapped onto the hanger, then the same is done with Cody’s corporate logo belt. The hanger is then lifted into the air, and HBK says next Saturday, Lucas Oil Stadium, one man ascends the ladder, and one man walks out THE Undisputed WWE Champion. He wishes them luck, then offers a handshake.

Kevin leaves HBK hanging, so Cody takes the hand. And Kevin sucker punches Cody! HBK warns KO, but then KO kicks HBK! But Cody SUPERKICKS Kevin! HBK is furious, so he tunes up the band! The fans are thunderous for some SWEET CHIN MUSIC!! Kevin tumbles out of the ring while San Antonio cheers! Will Cody make sure “The Canadian Dream” is living a nightmare after the Royal Rumble? Or will Kevin find a way to ruin Cody’s Road to WrestleMania?

 

Braun Strowman VS Jacob Fatu!

There may not be a championship on the line, but you can consider this a title match in that the winner here could very well be the ALPHA monster! Will the Monster of All Monsters still be Braun Strowman? Or will the Samoan Werewolf tear down #OneBigSOB?

SNME returns and once again, Tama & Jacob walk ‘n’ talk. The Good Bad Guy says everyone’s on that YEHYEHYEH! Jacob tells Braun that he may be a tough SOB, but keep it 100, he never been in the ring with nobody like Jacob! He’s America’s Most Wanted! You know what time it is? Get in where you fit in! Cuz tonight, Jacob beats Braun’s ass post to post, live from NBC on coast to coast! Ya know what I mean?! Jacob makes his entrance, Tama letting him go alone. The bell rings and the fans rally up. Jacob and Braun stare down, tie up, and Jacob pushes Braun back, until Braun SHOVES Jacob down! Both men run up, and Braun RUNS Jacob over!

Braun storms up on Jacob at the ropes, the ref gets in between them, and Jacob sucker punches Braun! Jacob runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Braun ELBOWS him down! Braun snarls, runs up again, and he LARIATS Jacob up and out! Jacob is right back on his feet, and he HOTSHOTS Braun away! Braun comes back, Jacob DUMPS him out, then KICKS Braun! Jacob then DIVES! Direct hit and down goes Braun! The fans fire up while SNME goes to break.

SNME returns again and Jacob HEADBUTTS Braun again and again! The fans rally for Braun but Jacob runs, only for Braun to scoop! SIDEWALK SLAM! Both men are down and the fans rally up again. Braun and Jacob rise again, and Braun CHOPS! Braun fires a forearm, and another! Braun ROCKS Jacob, runs, and BOOTS Jacob down! Jacob goes to a corner while the fans fire up. Braun storms up to fire body shots, then stands Jacob up. Braun TOSSES Jacob across the way! Jacob tumbles out, sputters and coughs, and Braun goes outside! The Strowman Express is on the tracks, and he CLOBBERS Jacob into barriers!

The fans fire up again and Braun says let’s go again! Braun does another lap, to POUNCE Jacob over the announce desk! The fans fire up again and Braun takes off his shirt! Braun does another lap, and Jacob’s up in time, to SAMOAN DROP Braun onto the desk!! Jacob shoves Braun down, throws the desk hood onto him, then drags him up to send into steel steps! The ref reprimands, Jacob shoves Braun into the ring, and Jacob hauls Braun up. HEADBUTT! Braun sits in a corner, Jacob goes corner to corner! HIP ATTACK! And then HIP ATTACK again! Braun sputters now, and Jacob HIP ATTACKS again! AND AGAIN!!

Jacob shows no mercy, he hits a FIFTH HIP ATTACK!! The Samoan Werewolf goes again, A SIXTH HIP ATTACK!! Braun is barely even conscious, the ref stops Jacob, but Jacob TOSSES the ref!! Jacob runs to hit NUMBER SEVEN!! NUMBER EIGHT!! The fans boo but now the bell rings! The ref calls this one off for what Jacob did!

Winner: Braun Strowman, by disqualification

Jacob storms out around ringside, and he grabs a chair! He throws that into the ring, but then Aldis and security rush out here! Jacob CHUCKS that chair into the first guard! And then he LARIATS the next! Jacob ignores the refs and Aldis, more security arrives, and they get Jacob to back off. Braun sputters as blood pours from his nose and maybe even his mouth. Jacob’s bloodthirsty and he drags Braun from the corner! Producers get out here to try and stop this, but Jacob doesn’t care! He goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! The werewolf is too wild, but Tama Tonga gets him to stand down.

There are fans who want that “One More Time!” and Jacob hears them! BEST MOONSAULT EVER AGAIN!! The medics hurry out here, and now Jacob and Tama stand down. OR NOT! Jacob gets right back in the ring, and he goes right back up the corner! BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! With no Solo Sikoa to hold onto the leash, will no one be able to stop the Samoan Werewolf?

 

WWE World Heavyweight Championship: GUNTHER VS Jey Uso!

Der Ring General does not think “Main Event Jey Uso” is worthy of that nickname, and yet here they both are in tonight’s main event. These two already had it out during Gunther’s historic Intercontinental Championship reign, will history repeat itself? Or will Jey finally and for truly stand tall as THE World Heavyweight Champion?

SNME returns and Gunther makes his entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who wins Saturday Night’s Main Event!

The bell rings, Jey puts his sunglasses aside, and Gunther BOOTS Jey down! Gunther talks smack while he stands Jey up, but Jey UPPERCUTS! And ROCKS Gunther with a right! Gunther CHOPS Jey, Jey ROCKS Gunther with more hands! Gunther CHOPS again! Jey is stinging as he falls against the ropes, but Gunther stands him up. Jey dodges the chop to fire body shots! Jey climbs up and he rains down fists! “YEET! YEET! YEET!” But Gunther stops Jey at 7, puts him on the corner, and CHOPS him to the floor! The fans boo while SNME goes to break.

SNME returns again and Jey fires hands! “YEET! YEET! YEET!” But Gunther clamps on a SLEEPER! Jey arm-drags free, but Gunther blocks a kick! Gunther LARIATS Jey down! Cover, TWO! Jey stays in this but Gunther stays on him with a NECK TWIST! Jey writhes while Gunther paces. The fans boo but Gunther stands Jey up. Gunther scoops and SLAMS Jey, then stalks him. Gunther stands Jey up to CHOP him! Jey is again stinging but he stays up. Gunther BOOTS Jey! Jey fires forearms! Gunther CHOPS! Jey fires more forearms! Gunther CHOPS again! Jey rebounds, but into an UPPERCUT! Jey UPPERCUTS back!

Jey fires hands, whips Gunther, but Gunther reverses! Jey hits buckles hard and falls to the mat! Gunther drops a KNEE on him! Gunther then STOMPS Jey’s arm! The fans boo but Gunther looms over Jey. Gunther clamps onto Jey with a chinlock and he grinds his forearm into Jey’s face! The fans rally for Jey and he fights up. Jey manages to fireman’s carry Gunther! The fans fire up but Gunther fights free! Gunther CHOPS! Jey ROCKS! Gunther UPPERCUTS! Jey UPPERCUTS! Gunther swings, Jey dodges, and Jey fireman’s carries! SAMOAN DROP! Both men are down and the fans fire up again!

Jey and Gunther crawl, and Gunther makes it to a corner. Jey goes to the opposite end, and the fans rally behind Jey with “UCE! OH~!” Jey runs, into the SHOTGUN DROPKCIK! Gunther hurries to haul Jey right up, GENERAL BOMBO! High stack, TWO! Jey survives and Gunther is surprised! Gunther catches his breath, calms down, and thinks on what else he should try. The fans rally for Jey even harder while Gunther stalks him to ropes. Jey goes to the apron, but Gunther goes out after him. Gunther stomps Jey, then stands on his neck! The ref reprimands but Gunther steps off. Jey sputters, but Gunther BOOTS him again, right as SNME goes to break!

SNME returns once again, and Jey trades shots with Gunther! The fans rally behind Jey as he gets the edge, “YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey pops, locks and- Gunther BOOTS him! Jey kicks, Gunther blocks, but the DRAGON WHIP comes around! Only for Gunther to GERMAN SUPLEX! Gunther runs, into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Gunther survives and the fans can’t believe it! Jey catches his breath while Gunther goes to a corner. Gunther comes back, but Jey avoids the shotgun dropkick! Jey gets moving, and he HIP ATTACKS Gunther in the corner! Cover, TWO! Gunther is tougher than that, but the fans still rally.

Jey goes to the corner and the fans fire up! Jey climbs, but Gunther rises! Gunther CHOPS Jey, then CHOPS again! Gunther climbs up after Jey, brings him to the very top, but Jey resists the suplex! Jey fires body shots, then slips under Gunther! Jey brings Gunther out for a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Gunther survives and the fans still can’t believe it! Both Jey and Gunther are down, “This is Awesome!” as they slowly rise. Jey and Gunther rise up, but Gunther kicks low! Gunther reels Jey in, but Jey RANAS! Jey then runs to SPEAR!! Cover, TWO?!? Gunther survives and Jey is frustrated, but Jey hurries to aim again!

Gunther rises, Jey runs up, SUPERKICK! Gunther staggers back up so Jey runs in, SPEAR!! Jey hurries to the corner! Jey climbs, the fans are thunderous, USO SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!? Gunther survives yet again and Jey is beside himself! The fans rally with more “YEET! YEET! YEET!” and Jey aims from a corner. Jey runs up, but Gunther turns spear into POWERBOMB! And then he flips Jey over to POWERBOMB again!! DEEP stack, GUNTHER WINS!

Winner: Gunther, by pinfall (still WWE World Heavyweight Champion)

Gunther didn’t just win, he just survived this battle with Main Event Jey! Der Ring General seems to at least respect Jey a bit more now, but what is it going to take for Jey to truly be the main event player?


My Thoughts:

A great Saturday Night’s Main Event, and while they really made us wonder for a couple moments, they of course held the status quo. As I said going into tonight, it would be a bit odd if the moment Sheamus finally won the Intercontinental Championship was here on NBC TV. A moment like that should be saved for WrestleMania, but I’m not sure that’ll even happen now. Granted, we have three months to build, but what would the point be after all this? Rhea VS Nia was an awesome match, especially with Rhea busting out some stuff she’d never really done before. Rhea of course won because she just got this belt back, and Nia will be in the Women’s Rumble to beef it up while trying to get after Tiffany.

The contract signing segment being in the middle was a touch surprising, but I do appreciate that they understood a title match should be the main event. Good stuff from Cody, Kevin and HBK, especially Kevin’s shirt to reference Terry Funk’s classic “Dusty Sucks Eggs” shirt. Of course a fight started, and good stuff with HBK getting a Sweet Chin Music in, but this isn’t the go-home segment so don’t expect Kevin to win the ladder match just yet. Raw and SmackDown have their go-home episodes first, we’ll surely get a segment where Kevin gets even with Cody to put things back in Cody’s favor.

Great promo from Tama & Jacob as they head to gorilla, and then a great match from Jacob VS Braun. I was saying just last night that I expected a No Contest or Draw, but they instead went a much more vicious route. Jacob loses because he threw the ref aside, but he stands tall because he brutalized Braun like very few ever have. Jacob can definitely use this to do big things in the Rumble, and from there he can go for the US Championship, as I was also saying last night. Gunther VS Jey was awesome stuff, and they really got me thinking Jey was going to pull this off, but like with Sheamus, Jey’s crowning achievement is perhaps too big for just SNME. It would be pretty wild if Jey won the Men’s Rumble so that he could get one more chance at this title and win it in Vegas.

My Score: 8.9/10

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