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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Live Results & Report! (3/5/19)

SmackDown pulls into the Fastlane!

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SmackDown heads to Fastlane at high speed! Who will answer R-Truth’s United States Open Challenge? Will Kevin Owens maintain momentum towards the title?

 

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Miz w/ Shane McMahon VS Jey Uso w/ Jimmy; The Miz wins.
  • WWE United States Open Challenge: R-Truth w/ Carmella VS ???; becomes…
  • WWE United States Championship Fatal 4 Way: R-Truth w/ Carmella VS Andrade Almas w/ Zelina Vega VS Rey Mysterio VS Samoa Joe; Samoa Joe wins and becomes the new WWE United States Champion.
  • Aleister Black & Ricochet VS The Bar; Black & Ricochet win.
  • Mandy Rose w/ Sonya Deville VS Naomi; Rose wins.
  • Kevin Owens VS Rowan w/ Daniel Bryan; Owens wins, by disqualification.

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WWE honors the memory of King Kong Bundy.

 

Daniel Bryan heads to the ring!

The Planet’s Champion, with Big Red Rowan in tow, arrives in Wilkes-Barre and simply points to the screen. Footage plays of last week’s SmackDown, when just as Kofi Kingston was moments from signing the contract that would give him what he worked so hard to get these last 11 years. Kofi was going to challenge for the WWE Championship, but Vince McMahon made another executive decision! Vince replaced Kofi in the match, with a man “more deserving” in Kevin Owens! The New Day was furious but Kofi could only watch quietly as his dream was denied. But later that night, Kevin Owens offered Kofi an olive branch, and they took both Bryan and Rowan on together! Kofi and Kevin would be successful, but with Kevin pinning the champion.

Fans boo in the present, because they’re still not happy it’s Kevin over Kofi. Bryan says he remained silent last week during all the “gushing” over Kofi. And he remained silent when Vince replaced Kofi with Kevin in the match at Fastlane. But now he will speak, and everyone else should remain silent. Rowan tells the booing fans to “Shut up!” The fans need to open their ears because Bryan is about to enlighten the WWE Universe. Fans refuse, and chant for “Kofi! Kofi!” Bryan says he’s not here to talk about Kofi. Why would he? Kofi is not a leader. Kofi is a supporting player! Which is why Kofi is where he should be: with his buddies, The New Day, on a promotional tour in India.

Vince was right to replace Kofi, but Vince was wrong to replace the man who flings “copious amounts of pancakes” with a man who eats copious amounts of pancakes. Bryan sees why the fans love Kevin Owens: Kevin Owens is just like all of us. Kevin looks like the fans, he thinks like the fans, and he does not deserve a title match. “Because Kevin Owens is a nobody!” But that’s what makes Kevin dangerous. A nobody is somebody with nothing to lose. Bryan has everything to lose as the Planet’s Champion! He has the pressure knowing that if he loses, the planet loses. But speaking of Kevin, here he comes!

The Prizefighter notes how ever since he got hurt, that he stopped being a WWE superstar and became what he’s always been: a member of the WWE Universe. For the last five months, he and his family watched every episode of Raw and SmackDown on the couch. Bryan says that’s where Kevin belongs. But Kevin says that time off was great, but also hard to watch everyone else do what he loves to do. “Except when you were out here,” Bryan. Because it wasn’t hard, it was just awful. It was awful to see Bryan act like he’s above everyone else. And Kevin can’t stand people who think they’re better than everyone else. Worst of all, Bryan threw the previous WWE Championship belt in the trash. Bryan says that’s where it belongs.

Seeing that was the last straw. Kevin knew where he needed to return and who he needed to fight. Kevin speaks for his family and the fans when he says Bryan deserves to get his mouth shut! But Bryan says his mouth won’t be shut, it’s Kevin’s mouth that should be shut because of all the garbage it consumes. Is this the “educated” Bryan? The intelligent Bryan, resorting to low-brow fat jokes? Is Bryan somehow so much better just for eating organic carrots? Take those carrots and shove them- Oh look who’s low-brow now! This is another reason the fans relate to Kevin. If Kevin is just like the fans for thinking Bryan is a “pretentious jackass”, then right you are! Fans chant “YES! YES!”

But that’s not the only thing. Like these people, Kevin doesn’t have a reality show, a 7 foot tall back-up dancer- Kevin doesn’t have one of those is because he doesn’t have any friends. Oh, true. Kevin had lots of friends but he doesn’t now because that was his fault. But Kevin didn’t need help to hit the Stunner and pin Bryan in the ring! And the bottom line is that Kevin never meant to take someone else’s opportunity, but he will mean it when he takes the WWE Championship from Bryan! But Rowan stands in Kevin’s way. Got a problem, Redwood? The fight is on!

Kevin dumps Rowan out but now Bryan attacks! Only for Kevin to tackle him and throw down rights. Kevin wants another stunner but is shoved into Rowan’s bear paw! Rowan slams Kevin down! Bryan holds up his organic title while fans boo. Will Rowan be Bryan’s insurance policy to keep that world title all the way to Wrestlemania?

 

The Miz w/ Shane McMahon VS Jey Uso w/ Jimmy!

With the rematch coming on Sunday, this is the last chance for the Best Tag Team in the World to gain momentum! Will The Miz be ready for his and Shane’s second chance at being SmackDown Tag Team Champions? Or will he put on lockdown already?

SmackDown returns as The Usos make their entrance and get hyped with Wilkes-Barre. The Usos pick up mics and recap. They became the SIX-Time champions at Elimiantion Chamber, and now they’re in the Fastlane on the Road to Wrestlemania. It’s the sequel of The Usos VS Shane & Miz. Jimmy is sick of this bromance! He is so sick of Miz being so thankful to Shane for having his dad’s love, for getting to be Co-Besties and all that. He is so sick of Shane jumping off of this, of that, and off the Wrestlemania sign! Worst of all, Shane acting like his shoe game is better than the Usos! Jey says it is, though, because-

That’s not the point, Uce! The Usos are a true tag team! If one hits left, the other hits right. If one goes high, the other goes low. And if one hits harder, the other hits harder. At Fastlane, things get real hard! Welcome to the Uso Penitentiary! The Usos are fired up already, but here come Shane and Miz. The Co-Besties make their way to the ring, and they have a response.

The Usos make fun of them for being passionate and emotional, but it is those qualities that make Miz and Shane the Best in the World. And Fastlane, we’ll see who laughs last. Miz will exploit any mistake and beat them. Miz vows to make Shane and Papa Miz in his hometown of Cleveland! And that will be- The Usos swing on Miz and Shane but get clothesline’d out! Things are heated while we go picture in picture!

Miz and Shane egg Jimmy and Jey on but the Usos take their time to regroup. The referee keeps the peace while Jimmy and Jey go around to the other side. Jey comes in and this match truly begins. They tie up and Jey gets a headlock. Miz pwoers out but Jey runs him over with a shoulder. Jey runs but Miz dodges, to catch Jey into the A-List Combination. Jey takes the backbreaker but denies the neckbreaker, but Miz holds ropes to avoid the Superkick! So Jey clotheslines Miz out instead! Shane comes around the side but Jey builds speed to DIVE! Jey takes Miz out and Jimmy taunts Shane. Shane coaches Miz up but Jey puts Miz in the ring. Jey drags Miz up into a mounted armlock, but Miz endures.

MIz fights his way up but Jey wrenches. Miz haymakers Jey down! He puts Jey in a corner to whip corner to corner, but Jey reverses. Jey runs in but Miz puts him on the apron. Miz slides out and trips Jey up! Jey bounces off the apron, and now Shane taunts Jimmy. Miz bounces Jey off the announce desk! Jimmy coaches Jey but Miz puts him back in the ring. Miz climbs and leaps for ax handles! Cover, TWO! Miz keeps on Jey with knees to the back then wraps on a chinlock. Jey endures and fights his way up while we return to single picture. Jey throws body shots to break free, but Miz blocks the kick. Miz also dodges the Dragon Whip kick, but not the second attempt!

Fans rally up and Jey rallies with lariats! Jey mule kicks then uppercuts! Miz runs but into the fireman’s carry. Miz slips out,s shoves, and hits the dropkick! He goes corner to corner again for double knees, but then his A-Lister Lariat becomes a backslide! TWO!! Miz gets Jey with a DDT! Cover, TWO! Miz keeps his cool while Jimmy rallies for Jey. Miz stalks Jey, full nelson but Jey arm-drags out. Jey hits the Samoan Drop! He runs corner to corner, hip attack! Miz is in the drop zone and Jey climbs up top. Jey leaps, but sees Miz’s boots! Miz still pushes Jey away, but misses in a corner. Roll up, with Jimmy helping Jey! TWO, and Shane clobbers Jimmy! The referee reprimands them both, Miz gets Jey with the Skull Crushing Finale! Cover, Miz wins!

Winner: The Miz, by pinfall

He told the Usos not to lose focus, but they did! Miz wins big and both he and Shane are laser focused for Fastlane! Will they once again be THE Best Tag Team in the World on the Road to Wrestlemania?

 

Backstage interview with Charlotte Flair.

The Queen requested this interview, because she says SmackDown is missing the presence of her “best friend”, Becky Lynch. Charlotte sure misses seeing Becky hobbling around on a crutch after the beating Ronda Rousey gave her on Raw. If Becky loses at Fastlane, she’s done, no title match. But if Becky somehow wins, Wrestlemania gets a Triple Threat. So Charlotte just wants to see if The Man is man enough to talk about her physical and mental state, in a “friendly” discussion. Charlotte smiles now, but will she be upset on the way to Fastlane?

 

WWE United States Open Challenge: R-Truth w/ Carmella VS ???

Last week was such a huge hit, Truth wants to try it again! We’ll see who accepts the challenge after the break!

SmackDown returns, and Truth says he wants to be like his “childhood hero”, John Cena. But he didn’t realize Cena did these Open Challenges every single week! Doing it once already tired Truth out. Carmella knows, but like Cena always says, “Never Give Up.” Right, right, but Cena also says, “You Can’t See Me.” But Truth sees Cena all the time. His Cena posters, his Cena bed sheets, and even a movie about a car-alien-robot! Yes, but Truth just has to work up his courage, after the Seven Second Dance Break~~! Fabulous Flossing down, but now to business. Truth’s US Open Challenge starts now! But, that’s Lacey Evans! The Sassy Southern Belle struts her stuff again, but she can’t compete for the US Title, right? Lacey waves and leaves, having classed up the show.

Truth wants “Ms. Sexy Clothes” to come back! But she don’t want none. Anyway, now we’ll do the Open Challenge. “Damn you, John Cena!!” Truth’s opponent is… SAMOA JOE!! The Destroyer is not in a good mood, but when is he really? But wait, Rey Mysterio comes out again? The King of Lucha got his shot last time in a Triple Threat, but speaking of, here comes El Idolo! Andrade Almas and Zelina Vega storm their way down and this is just escalating!

WWE United States Championship Fatal 4 Way: R-Truth w/ Carmella VS Andrade Almas w/ Zelina Vega VS Rey Mysterio VS Samoa Joe!

Truth is trying to do what John Cena would, but this might be too much! Can Truth find a way to survive and retain? Introductions are made, the belt is raised, and this surprise match starts after the break!

SmackDown returns and Joe has already asserted dominance! Truth, Almas and Mysterio are down while Joe stomps away. Joe runs in at Mysterio but Mysterio boots back. Mysterio hops up but Joe just simply walks away from the springboard crossbody. Joe drags Almas up to throw him out. He throws Truth out, too, then drags Mysterio back in. Joe scoop slams Mysterio then drops an elbow! Cover, TWO! Joe keeps his cool while he stalks Mysterio to the corner. He throws Mysterio out then goes after Truth. Joe throws Truth into barriers! Joe goes back to Mysterio and CHOPS him against the apron. Almas staggers up as Joe comes over and Joe CHOPS! Almas CHOPS but Joe CHOPS again! Joe stalks Almas but Almas throws the towel at Joe. Joe still puts Almas in the ring while Vega grows concerned.

The Samoan Submission Machine stands Almas up to rock him with a right. Almas flounders away but Joe dares him to get up. Almas stands but Joe throws those vicious jabs. Joe also headbutts, then sees Mysterio coming. Joe knees Mysterio hard, then goes back to Almas. Almas fights back with forearms from both sides! Almas runs, and gets Joe with the boot feint to elbow! Joe gets to a corner, Almas runs in, but Joe dodges and sends Almas tumbling to the ground! Joe builds speed to DIVE! He wrecks Almas into the announce desk! Fans lose their minds while the referee checks on Almas. Joe smirks as he stalks Mysterio. He CHOPS Mysterio on the back, then stomps Truth down. Joe drags Mysterio up and bumps him off the post. Joe stomps Mysterio and Almas down, then grins as he drags Mysterio up.

Almas kicks at Joe but Joe kicks Almas back. Joe rains down rights, then goes back to Mysterio. Joe lifts but Mysterio fights back! Truth dropkicks Joe into barriers, which sends Mysterio flying into the crowd! Everyone is down but fans fire up while we go to break.

SmackDown returns again as Almas suplexes Mysterio for Uno Amigo, then Dos Amigos. Almas hits Tres Amigos, then heads up top. Fans are divided as Almas references Latino Heat, but Mysterio trips him up! Mysterio won’t let Almas mock Eddie, and he throws haymakers. Mysterio climbs up but Almas knocks him off. Almas adjusts and again references Eddie Guerrero. He drags Mysterio up but Mysterio resists. Truth joins in, Electric Chair like last week! Mysterio springboards, but Almas victory rolls! Mysterio’s crossbody gets Joe! But Almas covers Truth, TWO! Vega is furious for Almas as he starts kicking everyone that moves. Almas whips Mysterio but gets a tilt-o-whirl headscissor! Truth haymakers Mysterio and whips, but splashes Joe! Then Almas! Then finally Mysterio!

Fans fire up with Truth as he aims at Joe again, but Joe hits the urenage! Almas springboard missile dropkicks Joe! Mysterio flies in, but the seated senton is countered with a powerbomb! Almas climbs up and moonsaults! Mysterio dodges, but Almas gets the standing moonsault! Cover but Joe breaks it right away. Joe throws Almas to a post, but Truth rallies on Joe! Calf kick drops Joe, and Truth asks, “What’s up?!” Big splash in the corner, then he dodges and elbows Mysterio down. Joe staggers out, into a SPINEBUSTER! Truth drops Mysterio on Joe with the spin-out bomb! And Truth says, “You Can’t See Me!” Five Knuckle Shuffle! Cover on Joe, TWO! Joe staggers up but Truth runs to kick. Truth runs again, but misses the scissor kick. COQUINA CLUTCH!

Joe has Truth, but Truth scrambles for the ropes. Joe holds on tight, but Mysterio hits the 619 outta nowhere! Truth rolls Mysterio up, TWO! Mysterio thought they were friends. He puts Truth on the apron, Almas dropkicks Truth out! Mysterio kicks Almas but Almas shoves. Mysteiro dodges, to SLIDE out onto Truth! Fans know “This is Awesome!”, then lose their minds over Almas’ slingshot sunset flip powerbomb!! Almas drags Mysterio up and in, but then signals to Vega. Vega hits a huricanrana on Truth! So Carmella hits Vega with a FABULOUS Kick! Almas is upset, but he focuses on Mysterio. Powerbomb, to DESTROYER! Almas ends up on the ropes, Mysterio dials it up, 619 hits! Mysterio climbs, leaps, Frog Splash! Cover, but Joe sentons!! Joe hits Almas with a HUGE urenage and covers, Joe wins!!

Winner: Samoa Joe, by pinfall; NEW WWE United States Champion

Samoa Joe FINALLY has a title on the WWE main roster! R-Truth tried but failed to live up to John Cena’s level, and now The Destroyer takes the title down the Road to Wrestlemania. Will Truth have a chance of getting it back?

 

The New Day speak.

“It’s ya boys” live from Mumbai, India! The fans are excited to see them enjoy the market. They may not be at SmackDown tonight but they’ll be at Fastlane, babyyyyy~! The New Day are professional and do their jobs, but will they be sure to get what they’ve earned soon enough?

 

Backstage interview with Samoa Joe.

Doubters have said Joe can’t win “the big one”. But Joe knows everyone else knows the lengths he’ll go to to win, and the lengths to keep the title. Joe doesn’t pander to the masses, and he sure doesn’t love John Cena. Hustle, Loyalty & Respect? No, just pain and disrespect! To anyone who will lie awake fearing facing Joe in the ring, he’ll be by soon enough to help them go night-night!

 

Aleister Black & Ricochet VS The Bar!

The Embodiment of the End of the King of Flight have already staked a claim for titles in the Raw Tag Team Division, but they’re ready to do the same on SmackDown! Will they make Cesaro & Sheamus #FadetoBlack? Or will The Bar snap back from their loss to DIY?

SmackDown returns as the One and Only makes his entrance to join Aleister in the ring. The Swiss Cyborg and Celtic Gladiator then make their entrance, and they speak. All anyone has been talking about the “shiny new toys” from NXT. On behalf of the rest of the roster, The Bar wishes them luck at Fastlane in that Raw Tag Team Championship Triple Threat. But like the entire Raw Tag Division, Aleister & Ricochet don’t measure up to them. Because they don’t just set the bar, they ARE The Bar! Teams sort out, and we begin with Ricochet and Sheamus.

Sheamus and Ricochet circle as fans chant for “NXT! NXT!” Sheamus kicks and whips but Ricochet slides and forearms. Ricochet counter punches Sheamus more but Sheamus knees low. Sheamus whips but Ricochet returns with a tilt-o-whirl headscissor! Ricochet dropkicks then standing shooting stars, TWO! Ricochet stays on Sheamus but Sheamus puts him on the top rope. Sheamus walks into Ricochet’s boot, but Cesaro comes over. Ricochet has Cesaro stay back, but gets blasted by Sheamus! The One and Only crashes and burns while we go picture in picture.

Sheamus tags Cesaro and Cesaro fetches Ricochet. Cesaro bounces Ricochet off the announce desk, then drags him up. Ricochet counter punches and the two brawl. Cesaro knees low then bounces Ricochet off the apron! Cesaro puts Ricochet in to cover, TWO! Tag to Sheamus and The Bar mugs Ricochet with a mule kick. Sheamus stomps Ricochet’s stomach again and again, then taunts Aleister. Sheamus chokes Ricochet on the ropes, but the ref backs him off. So Cesaro chokes Ricochet on the ropes! Sheamus drags Ricochet up for clubbing forearms and a grinding headlock! Ricochet endures as he’s bent back. He turns and jawbreakers free! Cesaro tags in and gut wrench tosses Ricochet! Cover, TWO! Cesaro keeps on Ricochet with a headlock of his own.

We return to single picture as Cesaro shifts to a seated abdominal stretch. Fans rally up and Ricochet endures. Ricochet works against the hold but Cesaro grinds him down more. Sheamus gloats as Cesaro shifts to a key lock. Fans rally more and Cesaro feeds off the energy. Cesaro shoves Ricochet to a corner but Ricochet elbows back. Ricochet heads for Aleister but Cesaro whips him to The Bar’s corner. Ricochet uses that momentum to forearm Sheamus down! He then boots Cesaro away, somersault to DDT! Both men are down but Ricochet crawls for his corner. Cessaro crawls, too, hot tags to Sheamus and Aleister!

Aleister rallies on Sheamus, then fires off a strike fest! Sweep to the sliding knee! Aleister kips up, springboards, and quebradas! Leaping knee strike! Cover, but Cesaro breaks it. Cesaro stomps Aleister then gets back to his corner. Aleister runs into an elbow and Cesaro tags in. Sheamus hits Aleister with the Irish Curse backbreaker, Cesaro adds the knee drop! Cover, TWO!! The Bar grows frustrated with the new kids on the block. Cesaro brings Aleister up for the Gotch Neutralizer, but Aleister back drops out! Cesaro lands on his feet, only to walk into BLACK MASS! Sheamus runs in but is dumped out. Ricochet tags in, Aleister FLIES onto Sheamus! Ricochet 630!! Cover, Ricochet and Aleister win!

Winners: Ricochet & Aleister Black, Ricochet pinning

The King of Flight and Dutch Destroyer celebrate, but not for long! The King of Strong Style and Bulgarian Brute attack from behind! They also lost to these two, and now want revenge. The Bar joins in, but here come the Hardy Boyz! Jeff and Matt take out Cesaro and Sheamus, just like last week! Then they fire off on Shinsuke Nakamura and Rusev! Rusev gets a Twist of Fate from Jeff, then another from Matt! Fans chant “DELETE! DELETE!” as Matt helps Jeff FLY with Poetry in Motion! But he’s caught by the group, so Aleister coordinates with Ricochet, to FLY onto all of them! Team Xtreme stands tall with the Dark and the Flight, will we see the SmackDown Tag Division go to war?

 

Mandy Rose w/ Sonya Deville VS Naomi!

The Golden Goddess of Team Fire & Desire has a SmackDown Women’s Championship opportunity coming, but mostly thanks to trickery. Will Mandy show she’s worthy while also settling the score with The Glow?

SmackDown returns as Naomi makes her entrance, and the bell rings. The two tie up and Mandy pushes Naomi away, only for Naomi to come back with a dropkick! Naomi slides to SLAP Mandy! Naomi scoops but Mandy slips out to shove Naomi, only for Naomi to come back with a jawbreaker! Sonya distracts on the apron but gets clear, Mandy hits the Golden Knee! Mandy then butterflies for the Golden Driver! Cover, Mandy wins!

Winner: Mandy Rose, by pinfall

Mandy wins fast, but with lots of thanks to the Gladiator Gal. Fire & Desire mock Naomi’s pain, but look who’s behind them on stage. The Empress strikes back! Asuka kicks Sonya down then fires off forearms on Mandy! Sonya gets up but gets thrown into the LEDs! Then so does Mandy! Mandy sits up to get a buzzsaw! And Naomi loves what she sees. Is Mandy not going to be ready for Asuka or for Fastlane?

 

Backstage interview with AJ Styles.

The Phenomenal One responds to seeing Kevin Owens replace Kofi Kingston. Styles says title matches don’t grow on trees, so he doesn’t blame Kevin for jumping on the chance. There’s no love lost between him and Kevin, and what happened to Kofi is an injustice, but he doesn’t envy either man. The McMahons promised to listen to the fans, but clearly they’re not. This was Kofi’s chance to finally become champion! But Randy Orton walks over. The Viper can’t believe Styles is talking about someone else’s chance at a title. No wonder it took Styles 15 years to get here. Orton continues to take verbal cheap shots at Styles, but will Styles have a physical retort the next time he does?

 

Kevin Owens VS Rowan w/ Daniel Bryan!

The Prizefighter has a shot at the grand prize Sunday, but he has to get through Big Red first. Will Rowan end the Kevin Owens Show early? Or will he just be an appetizer going into Fastlane?

SmackDown returns as Daniel Bryan joins commentary, because he “can’t wait to see this.” The bell rings and Kevin fires off on Rowan! Rowan knees low then clubs Kevin to the corner. Kevin chops back but Rowan shoves him to the other corner. Rowan runs into a boot, then another boot, only to give Kevin a boot! Fans boo as Rowan grimaces and drags Kevin up. Rowan bumps Kevin off buckles then runs corner to corner for a big splash! He dropkicks Kevin out of the ring! Kevin bails out and Bryan mocks him as a coward. Kevin hears the trash talk and attacks Bryan! Rowan hurries to save Bryan and puts Kevin into steel steps! Rowan tips the steps over, then runs to crossbody Kevin to the ground! Fans boo as Bryan starts throwing punches on Kevin!

Winner: Kevin Owens, by disqualification

Rowan and Bryan continue beating Kevin up, and Rowan scoops Kevin to slam him on the ground! Bryan tells Kevin he doesn’t deserve to be in the ring with them! Fans chant for “Sami! Sami!” as in Sami Zayn, but instead it’s Mustafa Ali to the rescue! The Beacon of Light runs in and flapjack dropkicks Bryan! Rowan throws Kevin into barriers but Ali DIVES at Rowan! But Rowan catches him by the head! Ali slips out of the grip to SUPERKICK Rowan! Ali then leaps and huricanranas Rowan at the post! He doesn’t let up, but then Bryan flies back in with knees! Bryan puts Ali in the ring and tells Ali he’s not worthy. But Kevin saves Ali as he STUNNERS Bryan! Rowan helps Bryan retreat, organic title in hand. Ali is back, is this another name for Bryan to worry about on the Road to Wrestlemania?

 

Charlotte Flair heads to the ring!

As The Queen said earlier, she’s here to invite Becky Lynch to a “friendly” chat about how she’s feeling. They will face off 1v1 once again at Fastlane, and should Becky win, the Raw Women’s Championship becomes a Triple Threat! Of course, Becky also got a beating by the Baddest Woman on the Planet, who no longer plays the role of “Mrs. Nice Bitch.” Charlotte makes sure Wilkes-Barre knows this as she cues a recap package. “Let’s see how I can get my very, very best friend, Becks- I mean, The Man, out here to have a friendly discussion.” Oh here’s an idea. Just chant her name. Fans do chant for Becky, even though Charlotte does it sarcastically. But it does work! Becky hobbles more, even with the crutch, and Charlotte mocks her pain. Becky still gets in on her own and gets herself a mic.

Fans chant for “Becky! Becky!” more as she says it’s good to be back. Does Charlotte hear that? That’s the cheers when The Man comes around. But Charlotte wants to know how Becky’s feeling? Becky would be lying if she said she’s not hurting. But hurting is worth it to live inside Charlotte’s head rent free. Same for Ronda. Ronda wants to face Becky, then she’ll do whatever it takes to avoid her. Last night, Ronda hit Becky with her “absolute best”, but Becky’s still standing. Becky’s ready for another fight at Fastlane. Charlotte knows Becky’s owned her the last few months. Wilkes-Barre agrees as they chant for Becky. The fans know Becky beat Charlotte on one good leg in the Royal Rumble. Becky may have bruised ribs, a nearly broken arm and a bum leg, but the broken are the most dangerous because they have nothing left to lose.

Charlotte kicks out the crutch and SLAPS Becky! She throws Becky down by her hair then throws her jacket at her! Charlotte says Becky still has plenty to lose! She toys and taunts Becky, then jabs her with the crutch. Charlotte eggs Becky on as she SMACKS her with the crutch. Charlotte goes for the Figure Four but Becky gets her back with that crutch! And then into the Disarm-Her!! Becky shouts, “I’ll rip yer arm off!” But referees rush the ring to pull them apart. Fans boo and want to “Let Them Fight!” Charlotte slips away with her arm but Becky grins. The Man says she’ll see the Queen Sunday. Will Becky beat the odds and then join Charlotte at Wrestlemania?

 


 

My Thoughts:

A pretty wild SmackDown, which is great for a go-home. We get a good opening segment from Bryan and Kevin, though obviously they’re just junking the moments when Bryan was GM and started favoring Kevin and Sami. Kevin is becoming Face by default but he’s making it work, using that same attitude he used as a Heel but against a great Heel like Bryan. It was good to give a reason for keeping The New Day away, it helps save all three of them for the homestretch to Wrestlemania. I’m wondering if Luke Harper will make a return on Bryan’s side and then we get a Six Man Tag some time to hype up Kofi VS Bryan. It was a great surprise to see Ali return. I wonder if they’ll try and keep us guessing about Kofi by having Kofi and Ali compete to be the Wrestlemania challenger for Bryan…

The entire segment with The Usos, Miz and Shane was great, the Usos always know how to burn up the mics. Miz VS Jey was great, and it was great for Miz to win. But I think if Miz won here, The Usos still win at Fastlane. Miz VS Shane could still be coming and Fastlane will spark it. The Usos can then worry about challenges from the SmackDown Tag Division. Black & Ricochet VS The Bar was a great match, and it was great to see The Hardys as well as Nakamura & Rusev get involved. Aleister and Ricochet have a part in the Raw Tag Team Championship match, but I’m thinking Revival retains and then Aleister and Ricochet can focus on SmackDown. The Usos taking on any of the four teams, or multiple teams, would be great for Wrestlemania, and the same for The Revival on Raw.

That United States Championship match was incredible! I’m really loving Truth becoming this John Cena super fan, but obviously the punchline is that it bit him in the butt. Just as I was hoping Truth would issue an open challenge at Wrestlemania to then face John Cena himself, a new champion is crowned! And it’s so great that Samoa Joe is the one to benefit. Joe won’t do open challenges but he’ll definitely have a great match at Mania against just about anyone. We also get Mysterio VS Almas in the Fastlane kickoff, that’s gonna be a great match to pump the show up. That match could go either way, but with Almas having beat Mysterio every time before, I think Mysterio finally gets one.

Mandy VS Naomi was clearly filler, it needed to hype up Mandy VS Asuka at Fastlane. Asuka is of course winning, and I’m still seeing Lacey Evans at Wrestlemania, if they’d just let her talk and have matches. Clearly the focus for both Women’s Divisions is Raw’s story. Charlotte and Becky take center stage, which is great for them but it’s clearly keeping any other story for being told. But as far as Becky’s underdog story goes, she’s doing it perfectly. Becky got beat down on Raw so she gets the better of Charlotte tonight. Again, she’s winning at Fastlane then at Wrestlemania to truly stand atop the WWE Women’s Division.

My Score: 8.4/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Revolution Results & Report! (3/3/24)

Revolution is a mystery!

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This is the biggest Revolution yet!

While the AEW World Championship is defended in a Triple Threat, Revolution is also Sting’s last match ever! Will The Icon retire undefeated? Or will the EVPs serve him a bitter “severance package?”

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Zero Hour – Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Julia Hart & Skye Blue; win.
  • Zero Hour – 12 Man Tag: The Bang Bang Scissor Gang VS Private Party & Team Triple J w/ Sonjay Dutt & Karen Jarrett; win.
  • All-Star Scramble: Chris Jericho VS Lance Archer VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Wardlow VS Hook VS Brian Cage VS Magnus VS Dante Martin; wins and earns a future AEW World Championship opportunity.
  • AEW Continental Triple Crown Championship: Eddie Kingston VS Bryan Danielson; wins and
  • FTR VS Jon Moxley & Claudio Castagnoli; win(s).
  • Don Callis Family Feud: Will Ospreay VS Konosuke Takeshita; wins.
  • AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy VS Roderick Strong w/ The Undisputed Kingdom; wins and
  • AEW TNT Championship: Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Daniel Garcia; wins and
  • AEW Women’s World Championship: “Timeless” Toni Storm w/ Luther VS Deonna Purrazzo; wins and
  • AEW World Championship Triple Threat: Samoa Joe VS Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Hangman Page; wins and
  • AEW World Tag Team Championships Tornado Tag Match: Sting & Darby Allin VS The Young Bucks; win and

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (3/2/24)

It’s an All-Star Collision!

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Who heads into Revolution with a win?

Just 24 hours before Revolution, AEW Collision has a Triple Threat Qualifier for the All Star Scramble! Penta VS Dante Martin VS Bryan Keith for the final spot!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Buddy Matthews VS ???; No Contest.
  • All-Star Scramble Qualifier Triple Threat: Penta El Zero Miedo VS Dante Martin VS Bryan Keith; Dante wins and advances to Revolution.
  • Mariah May VS Angelica Risk; Mariah wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn VS The Dark Order; The Acclaimed & Austin win.
  • Private Party VS Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal; Private Party wins.
  • Thunder Rosa VS Cassandra Golden; Rosa wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Trent Beretta, Hook & Daniel Garcia VS Christian Cage, Killswitch/Luchasaurus, Brian Cage & Roderick Strong; Christian, Luchasaurus, Cage & Strong win.

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Buddy Matthews VS ???

The House of Black’s Aussie Juggernaut opens Collision on Revolution Eve, but wait! Mark Briscoe drags Buddy out of the ring! The fans fire up but no, Mark is NOT Buddy’s opponent! This is revenge for the beatdown just last week! Mark SMACKS Buddy off the steel steps while the ref reprimands, but then Mark brings out a table! The fans fire up as Mark props that up against railing. But Buddy BOOTS Mark! And he SMACKS Mark off the steps! Buddy grabs a chair, but Mark kicks him low! Mark takes that chair and JAMS Buddy up with it! And SMACKS Buddy on the back! Mark tosses the chair into the ring, but Buddy knees low!

Buddy and Mark scrap, Mark ROCKS Buddy and slides into the ring. Mark then WRECKS Buddy with a dropkick! Buddy hits railing but Mark sets up the chair! Mark builds speed again and uses the chair to FLY! Direct hit, and through the table! The fans are thunderous as Mark rises up and high-fives the front row! Mark shoves Buddy into the ring, and he finds that spike! Mark storms into the ring with it, but Buddy asks for mercy! The fans say spoke him, but here comes Brody King! Brody drags Mark out, Malakai is also headed down here, but Mark dodges Brody to BOOT Malakai! Brody blocks the spike attack!

Brody choke grips Mark, but Mark LOW BLOWS him! Mark gets that chair again and he SMACKS away on Brody! Malakai runs up, but Mark uses the chair as a shield against the kicks! Malakai hobbles, Mark CHUCKS the chair into him! And Mark has the spike!! Mark storms up on Malakai while he’s down, and says this is payback! But then Buddy KNEES Mark down! Buddy saves Malakai, ROCKS Mark with forearms, then ROCKS him again. Buddy brings Mark up the ramp while throwing hands. Buddy underhooks, but Mark fights free! Mark back drops Buddy on the ramp! Then Mark CROSSBODIES Buddy down!

Mark still throws hands on Buddy, grabs something from the stage crew area, but Buddy storms up. Mark elbows Buddy away and- Wait, is that the switch for the pyro?! Mark presses a button, and the flames from Buddy’s entrance literally fire up! Buddy almost gets burned! Security rushes in but Mark keeps throwing Buddy around! Mark shoves Buddy to where the flamethrower is!! But then security swarms him before he can get the switch! The House regroups and retreats before facing disaster! Is Mark going to burn the House down with his own two hands?

 

Swerve Strickland speaks.

AEW shares footage from after Dynamite, The Realest having recovered from Hangman Page getting the jump on him. “I really don’t know what I should be pissed off at more: The fact that Hangman went out there and just ripped my $2,000 Jeff Hamilton exclusive jacket; or the fact that maybe I was just being a little too nice. I don’t really let my guard down too often, and in this business, you pay for it eventually. And it feels like I just paid for it. Swerve hung the Hangman and it was only right for the Hangman to swerve Swerve. You got me. I’ll never take my eyes off you ever again. This Sunday, you can’t get behind me. You gotta look me dead in my eye. I’m not gonna forget this.

“And as far as Joe, hm… I’m taking that championship. Whether I humiliate you on social media or in a promo, it doesn’t matter. I’m doing whatever it takes to walk out the historical figure of AEW, the first African American AEW World Champion. Whose house? Swerve’s House.” Angry yet focused, is Swerve truly the most dangerous man in that Triple Threat?

 

All-Star Scramble Qualifier Triple Threat: Penta El Zero Miedo VS Dante Martin VS Bryan Keith!

So far, it is Chris Jericho, Lance Archer, Will Hobbs, Wardlow, Hook, Brian Cage, and after last night’s Rampage, CMLL’s Magnus. One spot remains, will the eighth man have #CeroMiedo, represent Top Flight, or be looking for his next bounty?

The bell rings and the fans rally as the three stare down. The fans cheer for “CERO! MIEDO!” and Penta reminds Dante that they still owe each other. So listen! “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta pie faces Dante but then Keith shoves Penta. Penta takes the glove off! The fans fire up as Penta calls to Abrahantes, but then Keith HEADBUTTS Penta down! Then Dante SUPERKICKS Keith down! Penta gets up to SUPERKICK Dante! Penta KICKS Dante in a leg, KICKS Keith in a leg, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Penta falls out, Keith DECKS Dante! Things get moving, Dante drops, hurdles then rolls back to headscissor! Then he dodges Keith to JUMP KNEE!

Keith falls out but Penta’s up top! Penta CROSSBODIES Dante, rolls off and keeps moving, SLINGBLADE! SLINGBLADE! Penta aims and KICKS Dante in the leg! Dante hobbles, Penta whips him to a corner but Dante reverses. Dante runs up, into a SUPERKICK! Penta then pops Dante up in the corner, SUPERKICK and BACKSTABBER! The fans fire up as Dante bails out and Penta takes aim. Penta builds speed but Keith is back to BOOT him! Fans are torn but Keith just reels Penta in. Keith underhooks but Penta wrenches out. Keith BOOTS the lariat away to then EXPLODER! Keith covers, TWO! Penta stays in this but also goes out of the ring.

Keith drags Penta back in, but Penta KICKS Keith in the leg! Keith CHOPS, so Penta CHOPS! Keith fires up and fires forearms! Penta wobbles but he ROCKS Keith again! They go forearm for forearm, Keith CHOPS and then DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Both men stay up so Dante DOUBLE CROSSBODIES them down! The fans fire up and Dante DIVES! Direct hit into Keith, then Dante runs to DIVE on Penta! The fans fire up again and Dante is feeling it as Collision goes picture in picture.

Dante drags Penta up, DECKS him with a forearm, then goes around the way. The fans fire up with Dante, but Keith BOOTS him down! Keith drags Dante up, CHOPS him, and Dante falls over. Keith turns around into Penta’s SUPERKICK! Penta drags Keith up, SMACKS him off the steps, then drags Dante up. Penta puts Dante against railing, hooks a leg around it, and KICKS! Penta assures the ref, he hit thigh and knee, not groin. Penta stands Keith up but Keith CLAWS Penta’s eyes! The ref reprimands but can’t do much more than that, and Keith KICKS Dante! Keith brings Dante up and into the ring.

Penta chicken wings Keith! Dante WRECKS Keith with a dropkick! But then Penta grabs Dante to spin him around on the apron, and KICK him back into the ring! The fans fire up with “CERO! MIEDO!” while Penta brings Keith into the ring. Penta keeps the chant going but Keith sits up with grit teeth. Keith seethes but Penta brings Dante up first. Collision returns to single picture as Penta CHOPS Dante! Dante CHOPS Penta! Then Dante CHOPS Keith! Keith CHOPS Dante and Penta! Penta SUPERKICKS Dante, Dante SUPERKICKS Keith, so Keith SUPERKICKS Penta! Then Keith and Penta DOUBLE SUPERKICK Dante!

Penta then kicks Keith low, reels him in, “CERO! MIEDO!” But Keith RAMS Penta into buckles! Keith fires off CHOPS and forearms! Penta shoves Keith away, but Keith comes back, only to be put up top. Keith HEADBUTTS Penta, reels him in, DIAMOND- NO, Penta stops that and Dante SUPERKICKS Keith! Penta uses Keith for a step, DESTROYER on Dante! Cover, Keith breaks it!! Keith saves Dante but also himself in this match, but “CERO! MIEDO!” continues to echo out in Huntsville. Keith storms up, but Penta KICKS and KICKS and “CERO! MIEDO!” Springboard, but into a BOOT!

Keith reels Penta in to underhook, but Penta fights free! Penta SUPERKICKS Keith, goes up a corner, but Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Penta falls to the floor and Keith fires up! Keith snarls, storms up on Dante, but Dante catches him to a cradle! TWO, and Dante dodges Keith for the LEAPING sunset flip! Keith rolls through to KNEE! Underhook, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Dante survives and the fans fire up again! Dante flounders around, Penta rises up, “This is Awesome!” Keith runs up but Penta GAMANGIRIS! Penta then brings Keith to the apron, but Keith CHOPS! Penta CHOPS back!

Keith snarls, Penta eggs him on, so Keith CHOPS! Penta CHOPS! Neither man is backing down, Keith throat chops! Then Keith fireman’s carries, but Penta fights free! Penta CLUBS away on Keith, reels him in, APRON FEAR FACTOR!! Keith falls to the floor and Penta puts him in. But Dante leaps from the corner! Penta SUPERKICKS Dante outta the air! Dante wobbles on the apron, but he still hurdles over Penta’s tackle! Penta turns around, into an APRON DESTROYER!! Dante hurries to go up a corner, aiming for Keith! MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, Dante wins!!

Winner: Dante Martin, by pinfall (advances to Revolution)

A huge win for Angelo Dorado, he is the final man in the All-Star Scramble! Will Dante use his speed and agility to snatch that golden ticket to the top?

 

AEW shares more footage from after Dynamite.

AEW Media caught up with Hangman Page backstage, and asked him about the attack on Swerve. Is he really not hurt? Hangman asks back, “Do I look hurt, you dumbass?! I’m fine, I’m in the match, and I’m sorry I took advantage of the trust of the people tonight, but I had to do it! I had to do it! I would rather DIE than have Swerve win the world championship! I would rather DIE than not win it myself! I did what I had to do! He’s hurt! He’s hurt, he’s weakened, he can’t have it, he won’t have it! I won’t let him! I had to do it! I had to do it!” The Cowboy seems to think he had to do what he did, but what will he do in order to finish things at Revolution?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Revolution!

After going back and forth with Julia Hart & Skye Blue, Kris Statlander & Willow Nightingale team together against The House of Black for a big Zero Hour tag match! Will the TBS Champion and her sidekick bring down the dynamic duo? Or will the Galaxy’s Greatest Babes with the Power prove The House does NOT always win? Plus, while The Bang Bang Scissor Gang tests out the combination of The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn tonight, they’re ALL going to team together against a rather eclectic six pack. Willie Mack, Private Party, Jay Lethal, Jeff Jarrett & Satnam Singh are teaming together, but will they be brought down by the AEW Trios & ROH World Six Man Tag Champions?

 

Mariah May VS Angelica Risk!

“Timeless” Toni Storm’s superfan and self-proclaimed protege is back in action, looking to keep her win streak going. Will this be the night she impresses the AEW Women’s World Champion? Or is she simply taking a risk?

The bell rings and Risk circles with Mariah. They tie up but Mariah kicks low! Mariah CLUBS Risk, puts her in a corner, and then puts some major stank on the DOUBLE CHOP! The fans cheer, Mariah stalks Risk to ropes and puts her through to pull her against the ropes! The ref reprimands and counts, Mariah lets go at 4. Risk sputters and coughs, but Mariah pulls her against ropes again! Mariah runs side to side to DROPKICK Risk in the back! Mariah winks to the camera and then brings Risk up. Mariah whips Risk to ropes, scoops her, and spins and spins and spins for the SIDEWALK SLAM!

Risk writhes while Mariah soaks up the cheers. Mariah blows a kiss to Nigel McGuiness and he is rather dramatic about it. Mariah smiles and goes back to Risk. Risk throws hands but Mariah CLUBS her down. Mariah puts Risk in a corner, then digs her boot in! The ref counts again, Mariah lets off at 4 and says she just deserves a slap on the wrist. Mariah then drags Risk up, snapmares her and runs, to basement dropkick! Risk flounders and Mariah shrugs. Mariah kicks Risk around, drags her up, but Risk ROCKS her with haymaker after haymaker! Mariah shoves Risk then DECKS her! Mariah runs up to KNEE Risk down!!

Mariah storms around, drags Risk back up and fireman’s carries, to hit MAYDAY! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

Nigel finishes marking out, and here comes Toni Storm! Storm goes right down to the ring and Mariah fangirls over her role model! Storm gets in the ring, but bypasses Mariah to get a mic. “Deonna Purrazzo, I must speak with you right now. Please come to the ring right this instance.” The Virtuosa does make her way out here, and storms right into the ring. Storm stays back and says, “Deonna, please. Hasn’t this gone far enough? Look at us! Look at what we’ve become. Is this really what we trained for? Is this really what we starved for, Deonna? Our friendship, destroyed. A new ta-too, a broken leg, a broken arm. All just to win a match. Is it worth it?” The fans sure think so! Storm isn’t so sure.

So Deonna, Storm says from the bottom of her heart, she loves Deonna. Her ability, her determination, and… that there is only room for one. And as long as Storm shall live and breath, it will never be Deonna! Deonna tells Toni, “I love you, too. I love… that you have your head so far up your own ass, you’re going to lose the one thing that started this entire charade to begin with! And I love, Toni, I love that you have forgotten the most important detail about me. I am the best friend and the worst enemy. I hope you have a bidet. It’s going to be really hard to wipe your ass when I break both of your arms!”

The fans fire up and Storm is unsure how to respond to that. But very well. Goodbye, old friend. Toni brings out lipstick to freshen up her make-up, and she kisses Deonna on the cheek to leave a mark. But Deonna fires forearms! They brawl, Deonna TACKLES Storm, and Mariah runs in to stop it! Mariah TOSSES Deonna away and helps Storm get away. But then Deonna runs up to BOOT Mariah! Deonna reels Mariah in and slashes her throat. This is for Storm! STORM ZERO on Mariah!! Deonna shows Storm that anything Storm can do, Deonna can do better. Will that also apply to being the AEW Women’s World Champion?

 

Six Man Tag: The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn VS The Dark Order!

While it was a bit rocky, Jay White & Colten Gunn made it work with Daddy Ass, so now the other half of the Bang Bang Scissor Gang gives it a go! And that means Platinum Max has a rap! “Bang Bang Scissor Gang, doing our thang!” But then Jay White gets too buddy buddy and it throws Caster off! Fans boo but White apologizes. Caster’s lost his window now, can he get back on the beat in the match? Bowens still says, “Huntsville, Alabamaaa~! The Bang Bang Scissor Gang has arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And he does~!

The trios sort out and Austin starts against Alex Reynolds. The two circle, feel things out, and tie up. They go around, Reynolds headlocks, but Austin wrenches out to headlock back. Reynolds powers up and out, drops down then swings, but Austin ducks ‘n’ dodges and trips Reynolds up! The fans cheer, Austin JABS, JABS, JABS and then two steps for the HAYMAKER! Tag to Caster, he and Austin double whip Reynolds to ropes. They DOUBLE HIP TOSS and we get a shot of “Juiceboard.” Caster brings Reynolds up but Reynolds RAMS him into Dark Order territory! Uno tags in, the Dark Order mugs Caster, but Caster fires off haymakers on them all!

Caster ROCKS Uno again and again, then dodges to DROPKICK! Reynolds runs up, but into a back drop! Silver runs in but into an atomic drop and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Caster swaggers, but Uno stands up. Caster scoops to SLAM Uno, then tags in Bowens. Bowens tags Austin and Bowens goes up. Time to SCISSOR ME TIMBERS! The remix works just like the classic! Fans fire up as it’s guns and scissors up! But the flow is off again, and Silver BOOTS Bowens! Silver ELBOWS Austin, dodges Caster, and feed to Reynolds, POP-UP UPPERCUT! Uno runs to BOOT Austin then DDT him! Cover, TWO!

Austin stays in there for the BBSG but Uno stays on him with buckle bumps. The Dark Order isolates Austin as Collision goes picture in picture.

Uno DECKS Austin, mocks him as he crawls for the BBSG corner, then STOMPS the hand! Austin writhes, Uno tags Reynolds, and they get Austin up in an open corner. Uno CHOPS, Reynolds clotheslines, and then Reynolds snapmares to IMPLODER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Austin hurries to ropes and the fans rally up. Reynolds storms up on Austin, taunts Billy & Colten, then tags in Silver. They double whip Austin to ropes to double drop toehold and DOUBLE BASEMENT DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Silver scowls as he stays between Austin and The Acclaimed. Silver sits Austin up to KICK!

Austin sputters, Silver KICKS him again! Then Silver sucker punches Bowens down! The ref reprimands while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Uno is again taunting Austin to tag his team. Uno then drags Austin up, whips him away, but Austin uses that to BLAST Silver & Reynolds! Uno blocks Austin’s kick but the ref refuses to play along! Uno is upset, but Austin gets a leg and he gives it to the ref! Now the ref is okay with it, and Austin hits the NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up while Austin and Uno are both down! Uno and Austin crawl, their teams reach for them, and Hot tags to Bowens and Reynolds! The Five Tool Player rallies on the Dark Order! ROLLING ELBOW for Uno! ROLLING ELBOW for Reynolds! Then Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK for Silver!

The fans fire up as Reynolds gets the same, plus the FAMOUSER BULLDOG! Bowens shouts, “EVERYONE! LOVES! THE ACCLAIMED! BANG BANG!” But then Uno drags Bowens out and POSTS him! Caster CLOBBERS Uno, fires off on him, but Silver DIVES! Down goes Caster, but Billy tells the Meat Man to watch himself. Silver just flexes and says, “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” Silver shoves Billy and the ref has to stop the rest of BBSG from going after Silver! But this lets Uno & Reynolds both get Caster up, and Silver runs in! PENDULUM BOMB!! Reynolds covers, AUSTIN BREAKS IT! What a save!

Uno CLUBS Austin, runs up, but Austin gets around the boot! Dragon sleeper, SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Austin says “SUCK IT!” but Silver tags in and CLOBBERS him! BOOT WASH to GERMAN SUPLEX! Silver & Reynolds have Bowens isolated! Silver clotheslines, GAMANGIRIS, and whips, but Bowens reverses! The ROLLING ELBOW from Reynolds hits Silver! Bowens tags Caster, then clinch for THE ARRIVAL! Caster is up top, MIC DROP!! Cover, BBSG wins!

Winners: The Acclaimed & Austin Gunn, by pinfall

Jay White slides in to give the boys their belts, and he scissor fingers with Caster. The gang makes it work again, and look ready for Revolution’s 12 Man Tag! Will the super group be unstoppable despite the dysfunction?

 

Backstage interview with Kris Statlander, Willow Nightingale & Stokely Hathaway.

Speaking of dysfunction, Lexi Nair is with the trio of Galaxy’s Greatest Babes with the Power and their manager, nothing the loss to Skye Blue just on Dynamite. However, they do have the tag team match against Skye & Julia tomorrow night, are they having a different tactic going into it? Stokely wants to “address the elephant in the room” and go with the word of the day, “accountability.” He was watching a lot of The View, he is a Whoopi stan, so hey, he just wants to say sorry. Willow says put apologies aside. No more talking, they need to get on the same page. Tomorrow is not about friendship, it is about Revolution!

Willow warns Julia & Skye, “Stat and I are gonna kick your ass!” The Babe with the Power has flipped the switch from happy to angry, is tomorrow night’s Zero Hour going to be the last time the House of Black gets the better of her and Statlander?

 

Tony Schiavone is in the ring.

He brings in one of the men who gets a chance at an AEW World Championship opportunity in the All-Star Scramble. It is the one and only… WARDLOW! The Undisputed Kingdom’s War Dog makes his way to the ring and he just takes the mic away. “You know the deal.” Schiavone bows out and Wardlow says, “Looks like I finally got somebody’s attention around here, huh?” Fans sound a bit torn but Wardlow says, “Two years ago, I won the Face o the Revolution Ladder match. One year ago, I choked out your King. This year, FINALLY, I get my shot at the world heavyweight championship, after I beat all the other ‘all-stars’ in the match.”

Fans boo but Wardlow says the real question is: Who’s it gonna be? Wardlow VS Hangman? He’ll slap the Cowboy’s mustache into the third row and send him back into depression! Wardlow VS Swerve? The fans like him, right? It’s Swerve’s House, right? Wardlow will kick the door of that house down and whoop Swerve’s ass from the basement to the attic, because nobody else gets to eat before him! So swerve back into your lane and dance your ass to the back of the line! Swerve’s House only exists in Wardlow’s World! Maybe it’ll be Wardlow VS Joe. The fans chant for “JOE! JOE! JOE!” but Wardlow says he is so sick hearing these “dumb hillbillies” chant for Joe!

Wardlow says that he hopes it IS Joe! Because everybody knows that Joe is in Wardlow’s spot! And this time, Wardlow will finish the job. Not only is Wardlow going to take his spot, take his title, but beat Joe so badly that Joe will be forced to put on a headset and sit at the announce desk where he belongs! YEAH, Wardlow is him! He’s been him, will always be him! And tomorrow night, Wardlow reminds everyone that he is STILL the Face of the Revolution! Wardlow is the Uncrowned King of AEW, because this is no longer wrestling! This is WAR! But wait! Here comes Chris Jericho!

Wardlow huffs and puffs as The Ocho makes his way out here, mic in his own hand. Jericho asks a question: What exactly is Wardlow going on about? Swerve, Hangman and Joe? They are all great competitors, but Wardlow’s not fighting those three! He’s in the Scramble, and maybe you don’t know Jericho, but he’s not an all-star, he is one of the greatest to ever do this! And if Wardlow thinks he’ll just pass over him and six other men, six of the greatest performers worldwide, here’s some information for you. Jericho is the Ocho because he is an eight-time world champion, and the very-first AEW World Champion!

The fans cheer and Wardlow mockingly claps. Jericho says that makes the score 8-0 in Jericho’s favor cuz Wardlow ain’t won sh*t. The fans cheer that! So before Wardlow disrespects Jericho and says he’ll go right to the top, Jericho will remind Wardlow that it’s been four YEARS since Jericho lost that title to Jon Moxley in one of the greatest matches in AEW history, and Jericho hasn’t had even a chance to get it back, or even sniff it. So tomorrow at Revolution, this isn’t just another match for Jericho, this is a chance for him to get back to where he thinks he can be, to where he knows he can be, and that is the AEW World Championship!

Jericho knows he’s good enough. The question is: Is Wardlow? Wardlow chuckles but Jericho says Wardlow’s complaining about being overlooked and pushed aside. Thousands of people used to chant Wardlow’s name, he had a rocket that was put on upside-down, blah blah blah. Does Wardlow think that maybe it wasn’t any of those things? Maybe the people stopped chanting because Wardlow just wasn’t good enough. Maybe it’s that aren’t as good as you think, “Mike.” Wardlow scowls at Jericho using his first name. But y’know what, Chris? You’re right. Because Wardlow was this close to the top of the mountain that he could smell it.

But after Double or Nothing, Wardlow shows up for work, just to take a step backwards. And then the next week, another step, and another, and another. So yeah, that pisses Wardlow off to the point that he let it eat him away, to where he was taking work home and he let it ruin his personal life. Wardlow lost his best friend to this, and he lost himself! But after sitting at home for three MONTHS with no phone call, Wardlow slowly started to remember who he was. And he did what he have done so many times in his life: pick himself up off the floor, put himself back together, and then came back here to remind ALL OF YOU just who the hell he is!

BECAUSE HE IS WARDLOW! The biggest and baddest SOB to ever step into the ring! And he doesn’t give a DAMN what your name is, how many titles you’ve won, and just like he said last week, Wardlow is done eating the scraps! The fans fire up as Wardlow says if Jericho doesn’t think Wardlow’s good enough, well, Wardlow’s right here. Feel free to come down and show Wardlow so Wardlow can remind Jericho! Oh, if Wardlow wants Jericho to prove something, fine. Jericho will take that rocket off his back and shove it up his ass! Right, Huntsville? But wait! HOBBS CLOBBERS JERICHO! Wardlow chuckles, but Hobbs says watch this!

Hobbs rains down fists on Jericho, then tells Wardlow that HOBBS is the biggest and baddest! Fans boo but Hobbs says they’ve got one more day before this happens! The fans chant for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” The Scramble is beefy, will it be one of the behemoths that comes out on top?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexi is now with the Professor of Pro-Wrestling, and says she is arguably the most experienced woman in the AEW locker room today. And currently, she is undefeated. But we’ve also seen a new side of her. Tell us just what’s going on. Deeb says not only is she undefeated in her return, she is undeniable and unstoppable. She’s putting on clinic after clinic every single week. And to be honest, no one’s really even challenged her in the ring yet. And that makes sense, because she is the Professor, the Woman of 1000 Holds. To be honest, she doesn’t think the competition she’s faced so far knows the difference between a wristlock and wristwatch.

So if you’re listening, if you’re watching, and if you consider yourself one of the best, step into Deeb’s Dojo and test yourself against the most elite wrestler. She’ll be here each and every week showing the world that nobody does what she does in that ring, and why Deeb is The Final Boss. A huge challenge has been issued, will anyone step up?

 

Private Party VS Christopher Daniels & Matt Sydal!

Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy want to finally be at the top of the AEW Tag Division, but they’ve got to keep up the pace if they wanna reach it. Will they do just that against the Fallen Angel & Zen Assassin? Or will the former ROH World Tag Team Champions show them what it takes to really get there?

The teams sort out and Sydal starts against Zay. They circle and talk trash, Zay blaming Sydal for the loss in the Trios Triple Threat while Sydal says he was carrying Private Party. The two shove, then Sydal arm-drags! Sydal taunts Zay, dodges him, then tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Sydal then ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA again! The fans fire up and Sydal runs up again. Tilt-o-whirl ARM-DRAG! Quen runs in, but into an arm-drag! Then Daniels gets in to arm-drag Quen! Zay arm-drags Daniels, but Sydla arm-drags Zay! The teams regroup and the fans cheer but the ref wants everyone to calm down. Quen and Daniels back off, but then Sydal and Zay tag them in.

The fans cheer as Daniels and Quen circle now. Quen is annoyed by how many are cheering for Daniels and not him. Quen and Daniels then tie up, Quen headlocks, but Daniels throws body shots. Daniels powers out, Quen rolls over the dropdown and starts up the “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” chant. Daniels smirks, runs up, but Quen trips him up! Quen speeds up, steps over Daniels, “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Daniels is annoyed but he runs up. Quen bypasses but Daniels steps on him now! Daniels says “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” but then wags his fingers. He does the Curry Man Dance! The fans cheer but Quen runs up, into a hip toss!

Tag to Sydal, he and Daniels mug Quen, then Sydal whips Quen into a corner for the GAMANGIRI! Daniels feeds Quen to the ROUNDHOUSE then adds an STO! Sydal gets the fans fired up for the STANDING MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO! Sydal taunts Quen, brings him up, and KCIKS a leg! Tag to Daniels, he and Sydal double wrench Quen to bring him to his knees. Sydal KICKS and Daniels BLINDSIDE LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Quen stays in this and Collision goes picture in picture.

Daniels is annoyed but he brings Quen up to headlock. Quen powers out, drops down, and Zay gets a cheap shot in! Zay gets away from Daniels, and Quen DROPKICKS Daniels down! Daniels ends up on the apron, Zay tags in so he can jump in, springboard and STUNNER Daniels off the apron! Daniels staggers around, Zay distracts the ref so Quen can CLOBBER Daniels! Zay goes out to shine Daniels’ head, then put him in the ring. Zay stomps Daniels, then puts him in a corner. Zay stomps a mudhole now, then tags Quen. Private Party says “STOMPS! STOMPS! STOMPS!” but they stop as the ref counts.

Quen kick steps and rolls back to taunt Sydal, then goes back for Daniels. Quen UPPERCUTS Daniels, puts him in the corner, and digs his boot in. The ref counts, Quen lets off at 4, but Zay CHOKES Daniels behind the ref’s back! Sydal protests but that only lets Zay do more! Zay lets off in time, then tags in. Private Party whip Daniels to atomic drop and ENZIGIRI! Quen then sweeps Daniels’ legs and Zay adds the HIP DROP, into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Quen runs to LEAP FROG STOMP, and then Zay BLASTS Sydal off the apron! Sydal is furious and the ref reprimands Private Party, but they just soak up the heat.

Zay brings Daniels up but Daniels throws body shots and forearms! Daniels runs but Zay LARIATS him down! Zay stays between Daniels and his corner, then he brings Daniels up to snapmare and chinlock. Zay grinds Daniels down, Daniels endures, and Collision returns to single picture. Sydal coaches Daniels as he fights up, and Daniels throws body shots. Zay CLUBS away on Daniels, shines the bald head, then kicks low. But Daniels stops the Twist of Fate! Zay comes back, into a FLATLINER! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Zay and Daniels crawl, hot tags to Quen and Sydal! Sydal DROPKICKS Quen!

Sydal JUMP KICKS Quen, ROUNDHOUSES him, then JUMP KICKS Zay! Sydal KICKS Quen, KICKS Zay, repeat! The fans fire up, Sydal dodges Private Party and DOUBLE RANAS! Then QUESTION MARK KICK for Zay! Quen swings but Sydal gets under to wrench and lift, AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO! Quen is still in this and Sydal grows frustrated. Sydal basement dropkicks Zay into buckles, then he runs corner to corner at Quen. Quen dodges and the splash hits buckles! Zay runs in, but Sydal BOOTS! Sydal runs up but Kassidy ducks, Quen BOOTS Sydal! Quen reels Sydal in, Kassidy goes up, but SWANTON NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up and Quen can’t believe it! Quen calls to Zay, they get Sydal up to mug him. Private Party double whip, Sydal KICKS Quen then HEEL KICKS Zay, and a ROUNDHOUSE to Quen! Tag to Daniels and he JABS away on Private Party. Quen kicks low, Private Party double whip, but Daniels ducks the lariats! Sydal & Daniels LARIAT Private Party! The fans fire up as Sydal goes up and Daniels brings Quen around. Daniels underhooks but Kassidy saves Quen! Quen back drops free! Sydal leaps over Quen to METEORA Zay! Daniels is back up, but Quen dodges to Michael Jackson “HEE HEE~,” only for Daniels to dodge the Pele!

Daniels reels Quen in for ANGEL’S WINGS!! Cover, but wait, who’s storming down the ramp? It’s TRIPLE J! Jeff Jarrett and Sonjay Dutt distract the ref, while Jay Lethal gets in to give Daniels a LETHAL COMBINATION! Lethal drags Quen onto Daneils and now the ref sees the cover, Private Party wins!

Winners: Private Party, by pinfall

Quen & Zay get an assist from their future tag partners in Revolution’s 12 Man Tag! Sonjay does his best to dance to the music, but will this dirty half dozen find a way to beat all the Six Man Champions tomorrow night?

 

Thunder Rosa VS Cassandra Golden!

Serena Deeb may be undefeated in her return, but so has La Mera Mera! The former AEW Women’s World Champion wants to get some gold again, will she make it 5-0 in 2024? Or will this Collision be Golden?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally as the two tie up and ago around. Golden shoves Rosa away, but Rosa shrugs that off. Golden runs in but Rosa gets her in a facelock! Rosa throws knees into Golden, but Golden powers up to throw Rosa away! Golden runs up, Rosa dodges the boot to BOOT Golden! Rosa eggs Golden on, then CHOPS her! And LARIATS her! Rosa fires up and the fans are with her! Rosa kicks Golden around, asks who is questioning her return, then bumps Golden off buckles. Rosa CHOPS, then CHOPS again! The fans fire up as Rosa stands Golden up and CHOPS again! Rosa then brings Golden around, fireman’s carries, but Golden fights free!

Golden ROCKS Rosa and Rosa staggers to a corner. Golden runs in, but Rosa dodges to SHOTGUN Golden down! The fans fire up and Rosa runs corner to corner to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Rosa pushes Golden out of the corner, climbs up the corner, and she DOUBLE DIVING STOMPS! Golden writhes but Rosa still keeps on her! COBRA CLUTCH STRETCH! Golden taps, Rosa wins!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by submission

That’s a new twist to La Mera Mera’s arsenal! And she says it’s story time! “I’m still here, right? La Mera Mera hasn’t left. I know you wanna push me aside, but I won’t back down. Because it’s my time. And remember, get a little closer, because you’re gonna get burned!” Is nothing and no one going to stop Rosa from taking a title in 2024?

 

8 Man Tag: Orange Cassidy, Trent Beretta, Hook & Daniel Garcia VS Christian Cage, Killswitch/Luchasaurus, Brian Cage & Roderick Strong!

There are many titles on the line this Sunday, and the AEW International Championship and AEW TNT Championships are no exception! Freshly Squeezed will be facing the Savior of the Backbreaker while Captain Charisma will be facing the Dragonslayer, and let’s not forget the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil and Machine are both in the All-Star Scramble! Which quirky quartet captures some critical momentum just 24 hours away from Revolution?

The teams sort out and while Garcia is glaring at Christian, Christian of course backs down. Instead, we get Brian Cage and #JustTrent. They tie up, Cage shoves Trent to a corner but Trent dodges the clothesline. Trent CHOPS, Cage runs up but Trent dodges again to headlock. Cage powers up and powers out, then he runs Trent over! “Who betta than Cage, huh!?” Trent scrambles to his feet, talks it over with his corner, and tags in Garcia! Garcia dares Christian to step up but it’s Roddy who tags in instead. Roddy and Garcia circle but Roddy SPITS at Cassidy! Cassidy leaves that alone so Roddy and Garcia tie up.

Roddy and Garcia go around, Roddy wrenches through to wristlock. Garcia rolls, rolls and rolls to get free! The fans cheer as Garcia wags his finger. Garcia and Roddy feel things out, tie up, and Roddy wrenches to wrangle Garcia with another wristlock. Garcia fights up, but Roddy wrenches again. Garcia grabs at Roddy for a clinch, pushes him around and turns him, then slips to a headlock! The fans cheer this technical exchange as Roddy pries at the hold. Roddy pops out the back to headlock and hit the takeover. Garcia headscissors, Roddy moves around, and Roddy turns Garcia over. Roddy then ties the legs up, and he smacks Garcia on the head.

The fans boo but Roddy stares Garcia down. Garcia stands, they tie up, and go around. Garcia puts Roddy in a corner, the ref counts, and Garcia lets off slowly, to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Garcia whips corner to corner, runs up and clotheslines, then brings Roddy in! Garcia lifts but Cage makes the save! So Garcia fires shots on Cage! Cage takes a swing but Garcia ducks, and Hook is there to ROCK Cage! They pinball Cage around, then Roddy runs in. Garcia sends Roddy into Cage, then UPPERCUTS Roddy! Garcia feeds Roddy to Hook’s SAYANAGI! The young studs fist bump and the fans cheer.

The ref wants someone to get in, so Killswitchasaurus and Captain Charisma step up! Cage also joins in, but then Cassidy & Trent back Hook and Garcia up! The fans fire up for the stare down, Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref has everyone cool off, but Christian still swipes at Garcia. Garcia kicks at Christian but this boils back down to just Garcia and Roddy. Roddy tags Cage back in, he circles with Garcia. They tie up, Cage RAMS Garcia into a corner! And again, and again! Cage then CHOPS Garcia while Prince Nana talks trash. Cage soaks up the heat, runs corner to corner, but Garcia BOOTS him! Cage tries again but Garcia dropkicks the legs out! Cage hits buckles, Garcia does his dance! Then Garcia BOOT WASHES Cage halfway out the ring! Garcia drags Cage up, UPPERCUTS him, then whips Cage to ropes. Cage reverses and Christian gets a cheap shot in!

Garcia swings on Christian but Christian scurries away, and then Cage CLOBBERS Garcia! Cage tags Roddy and Roddy drags Garcia up to CHOP him in a corner. And CHOP again! Roddy brings Garcia around, tags in Luchasaurus, and they mug Garcia. Luchasaurus scoops to SNAKE EYES Garcia, then runs to CLOBBER him! Luchasaurus stays between Garcia and his team, then drags Garcia up. Luchasaurus TOSSES Garcia to the corner, fires off body shots and an UPPERCUT, then tags in Christian. Now the Patriarch of AEW wants after Garcia, and he CHOKES Garcia against ropes as Collision goes to break!

Collision returns and Cage has Garcia in an open corner. Cage whips corner to corner, gets the Terminator drums started, then runs in. Cage blocks a boot to ROCK Garcia! Cage then scoops Garcia, but Garcia slips fere to shove him into the corner! Garcia climbs up on Cage and he rains down fists! The fans count along, but Cage shoves Garcia down at 6! Cage then drags Garcia up for the deadlift SUPERPLEX! Cage shouts, “Who betta than Cage?!” Fans boo but Cage tags Roddy. Roddy deadlifts Garcia for a BACKBREAKER! Roddy stomps Garcia, tags Christian, and they stomp Garcia together while fans boo.

Christian keeps Garcia from his team, puts him back int he corner and CHOPS! Tag back to Roddy, he CHOPS Garcia! Roddy CHOPS again, then tags Cage. The stomping resumes, and then Cage drags Garcia up. Cage RAMS Garcia into the corner, RAMS him again, then soaks up the heat. But Garcia fires off hands on the rest! Luchasaurus grabs Garcia by the neck, but Garcia HOTSHOTS the arm! Fans fire up, Cage runs in, but Garcia leaps at him! Cage picks Garcia up to suplex, but Garcia DDT COUNTERS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Hot tag to Roddy and he hurries, but hot tag to Trent!

Trent rallies on Roddy as revenge for what The Undisputed Kingdom has been up to! Roddy swings, Trent dodges to METEORA! Christian gets in, but he gets a GERMAN SUPLEX! Trent holds on, GERMAN SUPLEX again! Then the HALF ‘N’ HALF! Fans fire up as Trent dodges Roddy and gives him a TORNADO DDT! Trent builds speed and he DIVES, into Luchasaurus’ hands! APRON CHOKE SLAM! Trent flops back down and Luchasaurus snarls. Roddy and Christian regroup with the team as Luchasaurus puts Trent in. Roddy stomps Trent, then digs his boot in. Trent goes to the apron but Roddy uses that to ROPE GUILLOTINE!

The fans boo and Trent flounders, but Collision again goes picture in picture.

Trent sputters, but Cage stomps him on the apron! The ref is too busy with Trent’s team as they protest so Cage gets away with that. Luchasaurus then CHOPS Trent in a corner! And ROCKS him! And stomps him! Luchasaurus drags Trent up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Trent tumbles up and out to the floor! Luchasaurus roars, Trent sputters, and the ref is busy with Cassidy so Christian gets a cheap shot in! Roddy wants one but the ref is paying attention to them by then. Luchasaurus fetches Trent into the ring, then keeps him from his corner with a chinlock. Luchasaurus CLUBS away on Trent’s chest!

Luchasaurus drags Trent up, tags in Christian, and The Patriarchy mugs Trent. Christian snapmares Trent and then claws at Trents’ face! The ref reprimands, Christian lets off to stare Garcia down, but Garcia almost gets a shot in! Christian taunts Garcia, brings Trent up, but Trent throws a forearm! Christian ROCKS Trent in return, then clamps on a SLEEPER! Trent sputters and Collision returns to single picture as the fans rally up. Trent fights as Christian squeezes tight, and Trent throws body shots! The fans fire up as Trent runs, but into a kick! Then a REVERSE DDT! Fans boo but Christian goes up a corner. Christian DIVING HEADBTT FLOPS as Trent moves!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Trent and Christian crawl, their teams reach out, hot tag to Roddy, and he CLOBBERS Trent to deny Cassidy! The fans boo as Roddy mocks the hands up and hands into pockets. Trent crawls while Roddy gives him the “devastating” kicks a la Cassidy. The fans boo as Roddy stomps Trent, then hauls him up and around, for a BOSTON CRAB! But Trent rolls right through to BOOT Roddy away! Hot tags to Cage and Cassidy! Cassidy ducks Cage to bump him off buckles! He does the same to Christian! Then another for Cage! Cassidy climbs to CROSSBODY Christian!

Cassidy SHOTGUNS Luchasaurus, dodges Cage and tilt-o-whirls, only for Cage to stop the DDT! But then STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE hits! Cassidy DIVES onto Roddy, goes back in and tilt-o-whirl DDTS Cage! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Roddy shouts at Cassidy, “You want some?!” But it’s Luchasaurus who grabs Cassidy! And Garcia! But they break free, dodge Luchasaurus, and ORANGE PUNCH! SHINING WIZARD! Roddy gives Cassidy a SICK KICK! But Garcia CHOPS and SLAPS Roddy over and over! Then SAIDO! Christian SPEARS Garcia! But Hook clinches, EL CAMINO! The fans fire up but Cage aims at Hook!

Hook swings on Cage, but into a FULL NELSON SLAM!! Cassidy runs in, but into an F5!! Cover, Garcia AND Hook break it! The fans fire up, Luchasaurus reaches out to tag in off Cage. Hook is still after Cage, Garcia joins in, but Luchasaurus grabs Cassidy. Trent goes after Luchasaurus and now Best Friends mug him! Roddy gets up, Cassidy BLASTS him off the apron! Cassidy DIVES, but into END OF HEARTACHE!! Cage powers out, but Hook & Garcia dodge to DOUBLE LARIAT him and themselves out of the ring! Trent is on Luchasaurus with a SLEEPER BACKPACK, and he’s bringing the dinosaur to his knees!

The fans fire up but Luchasaurus pries at the hold. Luchasaurus has a second wind and he THROWS Trent away! Roddy’s got Cassidy down in the Strong Hold!! Trent stagger sup, into the JURASSIC HEADBUTT! Luchasaurus snarls, dares Trent to get up, and then choke grips, for the JURASSIC CHOKE- VICTORY ROLL!! TWO!!! Luchasaurus escapes, Trent SUPERKICKS him! Luchasaurus stays up, so Trent SUPERKICKS again! Luchasaurus flounders, Trent aims from the corner, but Christian runs up! Trent DECKS Christian, but Nick Wayne CLUBS Trent! EXTINCTION LARIAT!! Cover, Patriarchy and friends win!

Winners: Christian Cage, Luchasaurus, Brian Cage & Roderick Strong, by pinfall

All the extra help on the outside steered things in their direction, and now the TNT Champion has momentum going into Revolution! Taven & Bennett then show up so they can help Roddy mug Cassidy! The Undisputed Kingdom vows Cassidy won’t even make it to tomorrow night! Cage and Hook brawl, Luchasaurus & Christian mug Trent! Cage whips Hook hard into railing! Luchasaurus & Nick get chairs for Papa Christian and Matthew Menard shouts from commentary! Daddy Magic storms in, but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS him down! Then Luchasaurus gives Menard the FULL METAL CHOKE SLAM!!

Menard writhes as the chair is bent from his body hitting it! Hook baits Cage in and sends him into steps! Christian is still after Garcia, but Hook leaps to LARIAT Cage down! The Undisputed Kingdom has let off of Cassidy, but Garcia turns things around on Christian! Garcia CLUBS away on Christian and chases him up the ramp! Then he sends Christian into the LED screen! It is still chaos up and down and all around ringside, but will Christian survive Red Death to still be TNT Champion? Does Cassidy stand a chance of retaining the International Championship when he can barely stand on his own two feet? All this and more will be answered tomorrow night at Revolution!


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, especially as the go-home to Revolution. I like the move of Mark attacking Buddy to “cancel a match,” and then Mark became a one man wrecking crew to really escalate things between him and The House of Black. I’m thinking if Mark doesn’t get allies to help him, then he should have some sort of three match series with The House. Mark will face each member 1v1, from Buddy to Brody to Malakai, and who knows how that goes, but Mark beating Malakai would be a good blowoff that also gets Mark towards a title story for the Summer. And really good promos from Swerve and Hangman to top off things for Revolution, with Hangman having a rather manic and desperate take on being a Face turning Heel. That’s a much more realistic turn in his character rather than the usual “I’m just a bad guy now” kind of stuff.

Really good segment from Wardlow, Jericho and Hobbs. While it’s not really good that Tony Khan books his people into these positions where their characters are always going, “It’s about time I get to do something in this company!” at least Wardlow is making the most of it with how passionate that promo was. And then while Jericho maybe goes one line too long for his part, at least Hobbs just beats Jericho down to make his point. Go-home math probably doesn’t work here, Jericho isn’t suddenly going to win out just because of this. I am still going with Wardlow as first pick, Hobbs as second.

Speaking of the Scramble, great Triple Threat, and a great win for Dante. I did not expect that, I really thought it was gonna be Penta, but Dante is another great high-flyer to get in on a rather bulky field. Great win for Mariah May, though I don’t think her matches have really gone long enough to showcase everything she can do. But it was also a great segue for Storm and Deonna to have their final face to face. Deonna stands tall because she puts the hurt on Mariah, that makes me think Storm retains and we slowly turn the corner to where Mariah gets fed up with Storm not caring about her at all, despite taking all these hits for her.

Great win for Thunder Rosa, and her little mini-promo after was really good, too. Again, feels like a case parallel to Wardlow about being a little annoyed at having to wait for stuff. Rosa did show up during the hype towards Collision’s debut, but then was not on a single Collision for months. Good promo from Deeb, too, and I want to say her saying “Final Boss” is some plug for Mercedes Mone to show up and be “THE Boss,” what with Big Business in Boston happening in a couple weeks. And apparently we’re not getting a TBS Championship or even a contender’s match. However, perhaps Willow & Kris VS Julia & Skye establishes someone as a #1 contender through the rankings to build towards the next PPV.

Really good stuff out of Bang Bang Scissor Gang, including their use of dysfunction within the group. They still win out because sadly, The Dark Order’s resurgence was only on ROH and then they got brought back to AEW just to eat losses. But with this being the second week in a row Caster can’t get a rap out, something is about to fall apart between the BBSG, whether we want it to or not. Meanwhile, Triple J helps Private Party win, maybe Jeff Jarrett wants to try and make a super group of his own. And apparently Lethal is onboard, because last we saw they were still arguing, so maybe Revolution swaps a super group we want for one that doesn’t make sense.

And great 8 Man Tag main event with a lot of stories plugged at once. The Heels winning made sense, and Trent taking the loss while Luchasaurus gets the win also makes sense. The math isn’t really affected by that necessarily, because then the chaotic brawl happens and we get varied results. Cassidy was beat down, so I’d think he beats Roddy. Meanwhile, Garcia threw Christian down before cameras cut away, so I guess that means Christian finds a way to win. Which makes sense, we just saw how Christian has three minions and Garcia only has Daddy Magic watching his back. That is, if Edge doesn’t show up to help Garcia.

Adam Copeland costing Christian the title rather than taking it himself would be good stuff for their feud, which doesn’t even really need the title. Edge VS Christian, The Final Chapter, just needs Luchasaurus to man up and turn on Christian and weaken the Patriarchy.

My Score: 8.8/10


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