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Arena Puebla

Robin, Arkalis, and King Jaguar vs El Perverso, King Rocker, and Joker

I was hoping Joker would start with Robin because it would fit my current playing of Batman Arkham Knight. Anyway, Joker starts with Arkalis and it quickly evolves into them working on getting better position on each other. King Rocker comes in to work on Arkalis after Joker tags out. They grapple for a bit until Arkalis tags in Jaguar. Jaguar and Rocker then start to grapple. Perverso enters to a back drop by Jaguar. Robin gets in with Perverso and the action speeds up. Joker comes in and hits a slingblade on Robin so my fantasy is complete. Joker flapjacks Arkalis and gets him in a stretch. Rocker then gets Jaguar in a leg stretch. First Fall: King Rocker submits King Jaguar with a leg stretch.

Joker slaps Robin to begin the round and then he gets teamed on. Joker drop kicks him in the butt. A very Joker thing to do. Arkalis, Jaguar, and Robin get teamed on for a while until Robin hits a hurricanrana on Perverso. Jaguar then hits Joker. Arkalis pins Rocker with a blue thunderbomb, and Jaguar submits Joker with a body stretch. Second Fall: Jaguar submits Joker with a body stretch.

Robin starts with Joker but then gets teamed on by Rocker. He counters them and hits a hurricanrana on Rocker then two back breakers on Joker. Robin then gets Perverso to the outside and then hits a pose. Arkalis and Joker trade offense and then Arkalis removes his shirt to take Joker’s chop. Perverso comes in to work on Arkalis. Arkalis fights back and hits a top rope drop kick. Arkalis and Jaguar hit dual drop kicks on Joker and Rocker then go to dive but get pulled out of the ring. Inside the ring, Robin hits a tiger driver on Perverso for the win. Third Fall: Robin pins Perverso with a tiger driver.

Winners: Robin, Arkalis, and King Jaguar

Princesa Sugehit, and La Avispa Dorada vs Amapola and La Comandante

Amapola starts with Dorada and they lock up and do some grappling. Comandante comes in to beat on Doarada. Sugehit comes in to take on Comandante but Comandante keeps using her size to her advantage. Sugehit tries to fight of Comandante with rapid fire strikes. Comandante finally misses a splash and Sugehit works on her. She arm drags her to the outside and then Amapola comes in to work on Sugehit. Dorada comes in and takes offense from Amapola but Sugehit then catches Amapola in a head crank submission and Dorada gets a victory roll on Comandante for the fall. First Fall: Dorada pins Comandante with a victory roll.

Dorada gets beat on to start and then Sugehit gets teamed on. Finally Dorada comes back in and quickly gets doubled again. Amapola submits in a sharpshooter stretch. Comandante gets Dorada in a rock the boat submission for the fall. Second Fall: Comandante submits Dorada with a rock the boat.

Sugehit is getting teamed on to start this round as well. Dorada then gets drop kicked off the rope. Dorada and Sugehit hit arm drags to make a come back and then slide to the outside of the ring to confront them. Dorada hits a sunset flip but Amapola kicks out. Sugehit gets Amapola in an abdominal stretch but Comandante breaks it up. Amapola slams Dorada and then gets her in an arm wrench. Comandante submits Sugehit with a full nelson lock. Third Fall: Comandante submits Sugehit with a full nelson lock.

Winners: Amapola and La Comandante

Angel de Oro, Niebla Roja, and Flyer vs Shocker, Rey Bucanero, and Felino

Angel and Felino start out and Angel uses his quickness to his advantage. Niebla comes in with Bucanero and if we remember they had a hair vs hair feud a few months ago. They grapple for a bit until Flyer comes in with Shocker. Flyer hits a hurricanrana but afterwards Shocker strikes him. The match breaks down and Shocker gets Angel in a small package for the fall. First Fall: Shocker pinned Angel de Oro with a small package.

There’s brawling on the ramp to start. Bucanero works on Roja in the ring. Roja, Oro, and Flyer continue to get worked on for most of this round. Roja and Angel hit super kicks on Felino and Bucanero and then Flyer goes to the outside to attack Shocker. Roja gets Bucanero in a roll up and Angel gets Felino in a pinning combination for the fall. Second Fall: Angel de Oro pins Felino with a pinning combination.

Roja dodges an attack from Shocker and it hits Bucanero. Roja hits a drop kick on Shocker and then removes his shirt. Roja hits a super kick on Felino to take him out. Angel comes in and is on fire as well using his quickness to his advantage taking everyone out. Flyer avoids a double team attack. Angel and Roja hit dives through the middle rope on Bucanero and Felino. Inside the ring Flyer hit a pinning combination on Shocker for the win. Third Fall: Flyer pins Shocker with a pinning combination.

Winners: Angel de Oro, Niebla Roja, and Flyer

Caristico, Mistico, and Soberano vs Mephisto, Luciferno, and Ephesto

Soberano starts out with Ephesto. They grapple briefly and then Caristico comes in with Luciferno. They go back and forth till Mephisto comes in to work on Caristico. Mistico enters and hits a hurricanrana, then another but for a pin this time. First Fall: Mistico pins Mephisto with a hurricanrana.

There’s some posturing to begin this round. Soberano uses his quickness to take on Ephesto and Luciferno. He gets both to the outside and hits a pose. Caristico hits a hurricanrana on Ephesto and then hits an arm drag on Luciferno. Mistico comes on with Luciferno next. Mistico hurricanrana’s him to the outside. Luciferno then hits a shoulder breaker on Soberano and Ephesto hits a shoulder breaker on Caristico for the fall. Second Fall: Ephesto pins Caristico with a shoulder breaker.

Mistico gets taken out to start this round. Mistico fights back and hits a hurricanrana on Mephisto and then hits a dive over the top rope. Soberano hits an arm drag on Ephesto and then hits an over the top backwards flip dive to the outside. Caristico hits a head scissors to the outside and then hits a middle rope dive on Luciferno. In the ring Mephisto works with Mistico but then pulls his mask off. Third Fall: Mistico wins via DQ mask removal.

Mistico grabs the mic while Caristico keeps pointing at people in the crowd. WWE fans know Sin Cara did this and well he still does.

Winners: Caristico, Mistico, and Soberano

Ultimo Guerrero vs Vangellys

Vangellys attacks Ultimo on the ramp. I wonder why in a singles match the title isn’t on the line. If it was North American wrestling I’d say it’s because Vangellys is going to win but since it’s Mexico I have no clue. So he works over Ultimo Guerrero with parts of his own attire. When Ultimo gets a counter he stupidly argues with the ref and then Vangellys piles up on him some more. After minutes Ultimo dodges an attack and hits a few clotheslines but Vangellys catches him in a fisherman’s suplex anyway for the fall. First Fall: Vangellys pins Ultimo with a fisherman’s suplex

Vangellys continues to work over Ultimo to start this round. Guerrero dodges and gets Vangellys down in the corner and hits a stalling bronco buster twice. I suppose I’d call it then. It’s like the stalling knee strike except with his groin. Vangellys kicked out and Ultimo argues with the ref like a fool. Ultimo threatens to leave. Finally back in the ring Ultimo hits a spine buster and gets Vangellys in the leg neck crank for the fall. Second Fall: Ultimo Guerrero submits Vangellys with a neck crank submission. 

There’s a whole bunch of posturing to start this round. Ultimo hits a clothesline on Vangellys and the ref counts incredibly slow so I’m guessing this ref is going full blown AAA heel. Ultimo gets a sunset flip and yet another slow 2 count. Guerrero brings him to the outside and brawls to the outside. Ultimo hits a gord buster off the top rope for another slow two count. Vangellys hits a deep arm drag off the top rope for a two count. Vangellys catches Ultimo with a spear and wins. I guess my theory was right. Third Fall: Vangellys pins Ultimo Guerrero with a spear.

I believe they’re setting up a championship match in the post match promo

Winner: Vangellys

Arena Mexico Tuesday

Sangre Imperial and Retro vs Inquisidor and Akuma

Akuma and Retro start the match off with some grappling. Inquisidor comes in with Imperial and they continue grappling as well. They trade some moves back and forth. Inquisidor ends up getting Imperial in a leg lock for a submission. Akuma hits a muscle buster on Retro for the pin. First Fall: Akuma pins Retro with a muscle buster.

Imperial gets worked over to start the round. When Retro tries to make the save he gets worked over too. Imperial dodges an attack then hits back breakers on both of them to make a comeback. Retro hits a german suplex on Akuma for the pin and Imperial hits a fisherman’s suplex on Inquisidor for the fall. Second Fall: Imperial pins Inquisidor with a fisherman’s suplex

Retro and Inquisidor go at it and Retro hits a stalling suplex. Retro then hits a belly to belly off the top for a two count. Inquisidor gets the leg up on Retro and slams him. Akuma hits a splash off the top on Retro for the pin. Inquisidor hits a code breaker on Imperial for the win. Third Fall: Inquisidor pins Imperial with a code breaker.

Winners: Inquisidor and Akuma

Super Astro Jr, Star Jr, and Oro Jr vs Nitro, Disturbio, and Sangre Azteca

Oro and Nitro grapple to begin this match. Star Jr and Disturbio are in next to continue the grappling. Azteca is in next with Super Astro Jr and the pace picks up. Astro hits a hurricanrana but the pin gets broken up. Aztecha drop toe holds him and then Nitro drop kicks him in the face. Disturbio bites Star Jr’s nipple. Very nice. Distrubio hits running knees to the corner on Astro and pins him. Azteca hits a drop kick to the inner thigh on Oro and then Nitro hits a splash off the top rope for the fall. First Fall: Nitro pins Oro Jr with a top rope splash.

Oro Jr gets worked over to start the round. Star Jr tries to make the save but gets teamed on as well. Astro gets teamed on and goes to leap up the ropes but botches a back flip and lands very awkwardly. He gets tossed to the outside. It appears doctors are coming over to check on him. Azteca then hits a double stomp off the top onto Star Jr’s… butt? Disturbio pins him for the win. Second Fall: Distrubio pins Star Jr after Azteca hit a double foot stomp to the butt.

Winners: Nitro, Distrubio, and Sangre Azteca

(Match Relampago) Fuego vs Universo 2000 Jr

They start this match going back and forth with Universo getting the early advantage hitting a corner strike and a drop kick. Fuego comes back hitting a sunset flip but Universo rolls out of it and drop kicks him. Fuego hits a lionsault on him but just for a two count. Fuego gets him to the outside then hits a dive through the middle rope. Fuego then goes back in the ring and hits a dive over the top rope. Back in the ring they exchange strikes rapid fire. Fuego goes for a hurricanrana but Universo reverses it into a power bomb and then goes for another but this time Fuego reverses it into a hurricanrana pinning combo and wins. Fuego wins with a hurricanrana pinning combo.

Winner: Fuego

Titan, Triton, and Esfinge vs Polvora, Misterioso, and Kawato San

Esfinge and Misterioso start the match battling for position. Titan and Kawato come in next and work really fast going back and forth. Kawato’s blue hair looking like cotton candy. Polvora is in next with Triton now. Triton lands a hurricanrana on him but gets hit with a flapjack and drop kick after he recovers. Chaos breaks down after that and there’s a lot of back and forth action. Titan hits a dive through the middle rope on Polvora and in the ring Kawato hits a suplex on Esfinge for the pin and Misterioso hits a neck breaker on Triton for the fall. First Fall: Misterioso pins Triton with a neck breaker.

Misterioso and Titan fight on the ramp way to start this round. Polvora throws Triton into the crowd. Misterioso flapjacks Titan and Kawato drop kicks him. Misterioso works on Esfinge’s mask and I believe in an attempt to pull it half way off he ended up pulling it off so the round ends. Second Fall: Esfinge wins via mask removal.

Titan gets worked over to start this round. Misterioso hits a backdrop on him. Kawato goes for the pin but Triton breaks it up. Titan drop kicks Polvora to the outside then back flips to the outside and hits a hurricanrana. Kawato hurricanrana’s Esfinge but he handsprings. Kawato gets him to the outside and hits a dive over the top rope. Triton the gets Misterioso to the outside and he too hits a dive over the top rope. Titan rolls up Polvora and pins him for the win. Third Fall: Titan pins Polvora with a roll up.

Winners: Titan, Triton, and Esfinge

Kraneo, Volcano, and Stuka Jr vs Mephisto, Luciferno, and Ephesto

Volcano starts with Ephesto first and Volcano does show some athleticism and hits an arm drag to the outside but he feigns a dive. He can’t always do that to trick the fans or his opponent cause he never dives. Mephisto gets in with Stuka and goes to work on him but Kraneo enters and he backs down. But the other two sons of hell come to team on him. Ephesto and Luciferno throw Volcano off the top rope onto Stuka and then they pin both. First Fall: Luciferno pins Stuka after he and Ephesto threw Volcano on him.

Volcano gets teamed on to start this round. They move their attack to Stuka afterwards. A whole of team ups going on in this round. Not much to say. Stuka finally dodges a double team attack and trips Luciferno and Ephesto. Volcano splashes both and then Kraneo splashes on both from the middle rope. Second Fall: Kraneo pins Luciferno and Ephesto with a middle rope splash.

There’s posturing to begin this round. Kraneo sits down on Ephesto after a failed sunset flip so Luciferno and Mephisto come in to help out. Kraneo ends up splashing both of them. They fight back and team up on Volcano. Volcano fights back himself and hits a double drop kick. He then catches Luciferno and hits a handspring splash on him. But like a dumb baby face doesn’t go for the pin. Stuka hits a back breaker on Mephisto then goes to the outside with Ephesto and hits back breakers on him and Luciferno. Then he hits an asai moonsault on Luciferno. Kraneo goes for a hip attack on Mephisto but he dodges. Mephisto then throws Volcano off the top rope and Ephesto hits a senton in the corner on Kraneo for the win. Third Fall: Ephesto pins Kraneo with a corner senton splash.

Winners: Mephisto, Luciferno, and Ephesto

Villano IV, Ultimo Guerrero, and Hijo del Villano III vs Mistico, Atlantis, and El Valiente

The match starts with a brawl during Ultimo Guerrero’s entrance. Guerrero’s who seemingly worked technico yesterday is working rudo today. WWE must have infected this company. Atlantis gets teamed on after everyone else gets taken out. Ultimo launches Hijo Villano into Mistico for a drop kick. They do the Los Guerrero’s team up spot on Valiente. Atlantis gets slammed and Hijo Villano III hits a splash off the top for the pin. Ultimo Guerrero gets Valiente in his crucifix leg neck crank. Whatever they wanna call it. First Fall: Ultimo Guerrero submits Valiente with some kind of neck crank.

Valiente gets taken out to start this round which leads to Atlantis getting worked on. Mistico hits a hurricanrana on Ultimo Guerrero. Mistico goes for the head scissors into the Fujiwara arm bar but he messes up. Instead they redo the spot and Mistico pins him with a hurricanrana. So it didn’t look too hokey. Second Fall: Mistico pins Ultimo Guerrero with a hurricanrana. 

Valiente starts out hot taking out Villano IV. He then hits a hurricanrana on Ultimo and poses. Mistico works with Hijo Villano and takes him out. Then he takes out Villano IV and hits a head scissors to the outside on Ultimo. Atlantis gets in with Villano IV. He gets taken out and Hijo Villano tries to save him from falling but he can’t. Atlantis monkey flips Ultimo to the outside. Mistico then hits a dive on Hijo Villano and Valiente hits one on Ultimo. In the ring Villano IV removes Atlantis’ mask but tries to pin him hoping the ref didn’t see. Well he did. They play Mistico’s music at the end for some reason. Third Fall: Atlantis wins via DQ mask removal.

Winners: Mistico, Atlantis, and El Valiente

Arena Mexico Friday

Robin and Astral vs El Coyote and Grako

Coyote and Astral start the match out with some grappling. Robin comes in next with Grako and they fight for position. Robin launches Grako up and Astral hits him with a crossbody. Grako fights back and launches Astral into Coyote and he hits a sloppy drop kick. He power bombs Astral then gets him in some odd leg lock for the submission. Robin gets hit with a double suplex and Grako submits him with a neck crank. First Fall: Grako submits Robin with a neck crank.

Robin and Grako start out and Grako works him over. Coyote decides to join him in working him over. They do some awkward double team moves on Astral. Astral and Robin make a come back countering them into roll up that they turn into submission locks. Robin gets Grako in an arm lock and then Astral submits Coyote with an arm bar. Second Fall: Astral submits Coyote with an arm bar.

After the fall Robin kind of collapses holding his head. I don’t really see where he hurt his head, maybe he just landed badly on a spot and worked through the ending sequence. A stinger as we call it in sports. Let’s hope not a walking concussion. He was still down when round 3 started. Let’s see if they go to the finish quick. Grako works over Astral for a bit. Astral counters some attacks. Robin is back in with Coyote and did some acrobatic spots so I guess he’s alright. He takes out Coyote and Grako and then poses. Crowd pops extra loud for it probably cause they’re happy he’s okay. Coyote gets back in the ring and hits a tiger suplex on Astral and pins him. He slams Robin and Grako hits an elbow drop on him for the win. Third Fall: Grako elbow drops Robin for the win.

Winners: Grako and El Coyote

Princesa Sugehit, Kaho Kobayashi, and La Jarochita vs Dalys, Tiffany, and La Metalica (Reyna Isis)

Kaho and Isis start the match off with some grappling and trading positions. Kaho hits a head scissors to the outside and in comes Dalys and Jarochita battling for position. Jarochita hits a hurricanrana but Dalys keeps going, tying her in the ropes and hitting a drop kick. As Dalys poses Jarochita drop kicks her to the outside. Sugehit comes in now with Tiffany. Sugehit hits a head scissors but fights back and kicks Sugehit in her private area then messes up her hair. Sugehit counters with a hair drag off the top. Dalys gets kicked out of the ring and Kaho hits a dive through the middle rope. Jarochita hits a hip attack in the corner on Tiffany for the pin. Sugehit gets Isis in an octopus hold for the fall. First Fall: Sugehit submits Isis with an octopus hold.

Isis and Kaho go back and forth trading offense. Kaho is pretty damn good to be honest. Sugehit gets in but she gets worked over pretty quick by Dalys and Tiffany. Tiffany hits a spine buster on Jarochita. Dalys yanks Kaho in the air by her hair and then throws her by the hair. Kaho sold it super well that the crowd popped. Dalys hits a bulldog on Sugehit and then she slams Isis on her for the pin. Second Fall: Isis pins Sugehit by being slammed on her by Dalys.

Jaorchita immediately gets taken out then they team up on Kaho. Dalys hits a drop kick to Sugehit while she’s tied in the ropes. Sugehit tries to fight back but the numbers are a lot. She ducks an attack and throws Isis out while Jarochita and Kaho hit drop kicks on the other two. Jarochita face plants Isis and then they all senton splash her. Kaho hits a missile drop kick on Tiffany but Tiffany kicked out. Tiffany then catches her in a face buster and pins her. Sugehit knocks Isis to the outside but then Isis trips her on the apron. Isis then dives off the top rope to the outside on Sugehit. In the ring Jarochita hits knees to Dalys’ back and Dalys kicked out. Dalys then hits a sit out power bomb for the win. Third Fall: Dalys pins Jarochita with a sit out power bomb.

Winners: Dalys, Tiffany, and Reyna Isis

Flyer, Rey Cometa, and El Audaz vs Hechicero, El Felino, and Vangellys

Audaz and Felino start the match very quickly and working fast. They rapid fire trade offense back and forth before they posture and jaw jack. Vangellys is in next with Flyer and they trade transitions looking for an advantage. Hechicero and Cometa are in next and they work fast until Hechicero catches him in a swinging back breaker. Vangellys then hits Audaz with a swinging slam for the pin. First Fall: Vangellys pins El Audaz with a swinging slam.

Hechicero and Flyer fight a bit on the outside. Vangellys works on Audaz in the ring. They all take turn doing suplex variations on poor Audaz. Almost like they’re one upping each other. Vangellys hits Cometa with a face buster. It looked like a power bomb but somebody over rotated or something and Cometa ended up face planting. Audaz re-enters and gets worked on. Hechicero hits a jumping knee in the corner on him. Flyer then runs away and Cometa catches Hechicero with a hurricanrana off the apron. Flyer launches Audaz into Felino and Vangellys. Audaz hits a dive through the middle rope on Felino and Flyer hits a dive over the top rope on Vangellys. Cometa hits a tornado dive on Hechicero in the ring, then a sunset flip. He goes to the top and hits a 450 for the fall. Second Fall: Cometa pins Hechicero with a 450 splash.

Flyer starts out hot this round. He gets everyone of his opponents to the outside of the ring then poses. Audaz flips in the ring next with Felino. There’s a bunch of posturing with Felino and his midget friend. Audaz enters the ring from the ramp and hits an arm drag but Hechicero and Vangellys try to double him. Audaz is able to fight back hitting a head scissors on Hechicero. He takes out Vangellys to the outside then feigns a dive and hits a pose. Hechicero sizes up with Cometa and hits a very athletic leaping kick. cometa gets Vangellys to the outside then hits a crazy run up tornado dive to the outside on him. Felino catches Audaz on the top and hits a power bomb on him for the pin. Hechicero catches Flyer coming in and gets him in a weird leg lock but the ref pins because his shoulders are on the mat. Third Fall: Hechicero pins Flyer with a pinning combination.

Winners: Hechicero, El Felino, and Vangellys

(Match Relampago) Titan vs Templario

Let’s see if they have Titan capitalize on his momentum. They start the match out feeling each other out and carefully grappling. They ramp up the pace and go back and forth. Titan head scissors Templario to the outside and then goes for a hurricanrana to the outside but Templario catches him and lands a power bomb. Templario hits Titan with a drop kick coming into the ring. Mije is with Templario and the ref allows him to hit a splash on Titan. Midgets don’t count towards interference. Templario then hits a german suplex on him. Titan counters an attack and hits a leaping kick. Titan hurricanrana’s Templario to the outside and then hits an asai moonsault. Titan goes for a cross body and Templario catches him and hits a swinging face buster for a two count. Templario goes to the top and Titan kicks him and leaps up. Templario tries to power bomb him but Titan reverses it into a hurricanrana for a very close two count. Titan runs at him but Templario catches him for a back cracker for another close two count. Titan then gets Templario in a full nelson position with his leg and turns it into a pinning combination. Titan pins Templario with a pinning combination.

Winner: Titan

Caristico, Diamante Azul, and El Valiente vs Gilbert El Bourica, Ciber the Main Man, and The Chris

If I remember correctly Gilbert is apart of Klan Kaos. For the sake of annoyance I’m going to refer to Ciber the main man as Cibernetico. Just as I refer to Pentagon and Fenix by their known names. The Chris I’ll leave because it’s about the same as writing El Zorro. And if Scharly Rock Star comes back I’ll call him Charlie Manson. You get it right? Cibernetico works over Valiente on the outside. Gilbert works on Diamante in the ring and Chris beats on Caristico on the outside. The brawling style is what you’re gonna get from these guys at this point in their career. Cibernetico choke slams Caristico and pins him. First Fall: Cibernetico pins Caristico with a choke slam.

Azul gets worked on to start this round. Chris tries to launch Azul in the air but Azul just face plants. Valiente makes a come back and kicks out Gilbert’s legs. Azul comes in from the ramp hitting a clothesline on Chris and Ciber. Then he hits a dive through the middle rope on Gilbert. Valiente gets Ciber in a leg lock and Caristico submits Chris with a Fujiwara arm bar. Second Fall: Caristico submits Chris with a Fujiwara arm bar.

Valiente and Cibernetico square off to start this round. Valiente then hit a hurricanrana on the Chris. There’s some posturing afterwards. Caristico works with Chris and hits a hurricanrana to the outside on him, then poses. Chris literally has his El Zorro shirt on. Azul works on Cibernetico but Chris comes in to double team but Azul fights them off. Azul finally removes his shirt and takes on Gilbert. Chris is walking on the outside of the ring and Valiente comes and hits a dive through the middle rope. Caristico then hits one on Cibernetico. Gilbert hits a power slam on Azul but just for a two count. Gilbert yanks Azul’s mask off, Azul tries to fight back and Gilbert spears him. No matter it’s a DQ. Third Fall: Diamante Azul wins via mask removal DQ.

Azul challenges Gilbert to a mask vs hair match. I’m not sure if Gilbert accepted but that would be some hoss battle.

Winners: Caristico, Diamante Azul, and El Valiente

Volador Jr, Angel de Oro, and Niebla Roja vs Rush, El Terrible, and Bestia del Ring

Los Ingobernables attacks Niebla Roja during his entrance. Terrible beats on Roja on the outside and Bestia works on Angel in the crowd. Just a straight mugging. Comandante is there too to make the odds uneven. Volador’s top makes him look like a red bull can. They hit a triple drop kick on Volador. Los Ingobernables continues to work over everybody. They press slam Roja to the outside on Volador and Angel. The ref is pissed at nobody listening to him so he DQs Los Ingobernables for not listening. First Fall: Niebla Roja wins by DQ after being tossed to the outside. They aren’t listening to the ref.

Besita beats on Roja in the crowd area where Rush gets on top of the announce table and poses. Terrible spins Volador in the ring and Rush hits a drop kick on him. Rush runs at Roja in the corner and fakes his finish and kicks him then poses. Finally Rush hits the drop kick to the corner on Angel de Oro. They then stomp out Volador. Then there’s some more posing. Volador dodges a double team attack causing Rush to kick Terrible and Bestia. Volador hits a dive over the top rope. In the ring Terrible pushes Roja into the ref and then kicks him in the groin. Angel gets him in a victory roll into a submission but then Bestia kicks him in the back of the head and the ref has had it with interference so he DQ’d Bestia. Second Fall: Angel de Oro wins by DQ when the ref got pisses at Bestia.

They beat on Angel and Niebla after the match. The usual rudos heat. Rush cuts a promo on there. What hurts is us smart people know Rush will be at ROH for a ppv while Bestia and Terrible take on Roja and Angel. So at least we know there won’t be interference from him. Rush calls them Barbies.

Winners: Volador Jr, Angel de Oro, and Niebla Roja