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Chris’s 205 Live Grades & Analysis For 7/9/19
Welcome to the very first edition of my in-depth analysis where I break down the matches of some of the exhilarating Cruiserweights WWE has to offer. Tonight is the Go-Home-Show for Extreme Rules!
Welcome to the very first edition of my in-depth analysis where I break down the matches of some of the exhilarating Cruiserweights WWE has to offer. Tonight is the Go-Home-Show for Extreme Rules!
Chris’s Grades For WWE 205 Live:
- Brian Kendrick vs. Sunil Singh–B-
- JackGallagher vs. Devin Justin–B+
- OneyLorcan vs. Ariya Daivari–A++
Tonight’s show opens with the loony Oney Lorcan addressing his recent adversary over the last month Ariya Daivari. “Tonight anything goes” tables, chairs and many other dangerous weapons can be utilized. Oh, and of course if Lorcan wants to gift Daivari with more stitches he can…. Daivari comes out of nowhere and a brawl ensues, but backstage officials and the General Manager of 205 Live himself Drake Maverick screams “KEEP THEM APART ALL NIGHT”.
We go live as Vic Joseph and Nigel McGuinness and Aiden English welcome us to Manchester, NH. They promote the explosive Cruiserweight Championship Match this Sunday where two former friends will do battle, as the dangerous Drew Gulak defends his title against The Premier Athlete Tony Nese.
The Brian Kendrick’s music plays through the arena. We see a backstage clip from earlier today, where Sarah Schrieber is interviewing Kendrick and The Bollywood Boyz (Samir and Sunil Singh) interrupt. Their both throwing jabs at Kendrick’s lack of accomplishments since the 205 Live roster was created back in 2016. They offered him a lifetime Bollywood award but, “The Man With a Plan” lost it and challenged whoever wants to fight him to meet him in the ring. Kendrick vs. Sunil is now.
The agitating Sunil begins with showboating and dancing, Kendrick is not impressed in the slightest and drills with a stiff right hand. It’s all Kendrick so far, as he rocks his opponent with a devastating back body drop and a dropkick to send Sunil outside. Samir offers a distraction and Kendrick is thrown over the steel steps. Sunil now is unleashing his ruthless side with hard strikes and throws to the outside. Kendrick dodges a cocky elbow drop from the top rope, this is his opening.
The Man With a Plan mounts a comeback delivering ferocious clotheslines and a nasty dropkick. Kendrick wants sliced bread #2…nope… reversed into a suplex…countered Captain’s Hook locks in for the quick tap. Before Kendrick can celebrate Samir runs in and blasts, two-on-one beatdown now…nope Akira Tozawa makes the save. It appears that we may see a fantastic tag team match next week!
The commentary team announces our massive main event between Lorcan and Daivari in an Anything Goes Match.
Who is Humberto Carrillo: The fantastic production team of WWE puts together a history of one of the brightest and incredibly-gifted superstars of 205 Live. Carillo comes from a lineage of professional wrestlers and, he and his family would eat, sleep, and breathe Mexican wrestling. However, when he came here in the United States he was all by himself. I love when they use these to unravel the layers of superstars. Sure he’s very talented and dazzling to watch, but this always the WWE Universe to get a closer look into his passion for the business.
Back live as The Extraordinary Gentleman Jack Gallagher is making his entrance for his one-on-one contest with the young Devin Justin. Immediately Gallagher begins joint manipulation on his opponent’s hands. Off the ropes… Justin tries to fly and is caught and slung on the ropes. Gallagher locks in submission with the sole purpose of inflicting more pain to the hand.
The Extraordinary Gentleman wraps Justin up like a pretzel along the bottom rope, breaks and then delivers a nasty double-stomp to the chest. Followed up with a magnificent hanging suplex. Out of nowhere, an enraged Mike Kanellis begins destroying the announce table and throwing papers everywhere. All-the-while proclaiming “you’re gonna ruin my life, then I’m going to ruin your whole show” targeted at Maverick. Immediately, security comes out along with a disappointed GM so Kanellis runs through the crowd.
Back to the match, the sly youngster surprises the veteran with a roll-up. He eats a wicked headbutt for his treachery and Gallagher gets the 1-2-3
A Heart To Heart: Mike Kanellis is backstage trying to keep his composure as the GM is relating to him over his personal problems. Maverick even apologizes for his recent absences on 205 Live and being distracted by the pursuit of the 24/7 Championship. Kanellis doesn’t care and in fact, he’s proud of his actions. Maverick says he’s still the GM and he must fine him, Kanellis says he can’t wait to see how big of a fine he’ll have to pay next week in his match.
Main Event time! These two are going to tear each other apart and I cannot wait! Lorcan is out first, followed by Daivari. The two rivals don’t even wait to enter the ring and brawl up the ramp. Bell rings as Lorcan cleans his clock with a ferocious lariat. Daivari gets thrown outside and, his head is pounded off the steel steps. Lorcan is bringing in the toys, a hard running knee in the corner and it’s all Lorcan. Daivari dodges a chair that was set up by his foe. Throws Lorcan outside…grabs a trash can, Lorcan lands a nasty looking suplex on the hard floor. Daivari whips Lorcan into the barricade.
Daivari finds a ladder and brings it into the ring, he grabs a steel chain and is raking it across Lorcan’s face. Daivari Irish Whip…nope…Lorcan whips him back-first into the ladder. The crazed Lorcan attempts a suplex onto the ladder…blocked but Daivari gets hip-tossed through the ladder. Lorcan with the first pinfall… two-count. He wants the Half and Half on the chair, but Daivari blocks it and executes an inverted DDT…TWO! The Persian Lion is livid that he couldn’t put his adversary away. He uses the chain again on the face and drives Lorcan into the corner…and a second time…pin… nope.
Daivari slams Lorcan headfirst into the chair and is grinding away at his eyes and nose while Lorcan’s head is dangling through the chair. Daivari trash-talks “do you know who I am” off the ropes… clothesline…nope he hits the chair hard on his skull. Lorcan lights up his foe with some wicked uppercuts, followed by a devastating blockbuster…and a running uppercut! Lorcan flies over the ropes with his corkscrew elbow attack. He is feeling it, and the WWE Universe is chanting his name. The crowd is chanting “We want tables” and Lorcan obliges. Daivari with a baseball dropkick, He runs off the ring apron straight into a trash can and Daivari is down!
The Fury of 205 Live has come unhinged as he systematically destroys his adversary. Lorcan is rearranging furniture as he sets six chairs up side-by-side. Daivari avoids it with hard knife edge chops, followed by a smack from the trash can. The Persian Lion wants a suplex onto the chairs…Lorcan blocks…but attempts a powerbomb… reversed and back body dropped through the chairs! There is a small “this is wrestling” chant. Daivari sets up the table and the ladder in the corner. Daivari ascends the ladder to give an explosive body splash…long two-count. He’s screaming in disbelief that his foe barely kicked out.
One table isn’t enough so The Persian Lion grabs another and sets it up right by the other. Daivari places Lorcan on the table and climbs to the top rope…Lorcan blocks it and hits a gigantic suplex through both tables… shoulder over his fallen for 1-2-3. What an incredible match! WWE needs to deliver more brutal contests like this, I believe this is the only way to attract attention to bring in more viewership.
An Inside Look Into Gulak and Nese’s Storied History: Another terrific masterpiece that brings all the way back to 2016 when 205 Live was born. Gulak shares that Nese and he were close friends in the beginning, however, Nese didn’t help him create a better 205 Live because he couldn’t. Gulak is superior to him. Nese shares how Gulak has always been self-centered even with his campaigns for a better 205 Live, it was never about the brand it was always about him.
Nese never bought into his politicians because he knew Gulak didn’t. We see a recap of the finals in the #1 Contender Tournament where Nese countered the Gu-Lock into a pin to advance and challenge Buddy Murphy at WrestleMania 35 for the Cruiserweight Championship. Gulak said, “he beat me for three seconds”. He claims his former friend robbed him of his WrestleMania moment.
So he went back to his roots and trained harder than ever and it hit him, what makes him the best wrestler is dishing out pain and punishment to whoever is across the ring. Gulak says “at Stomping Grounds there was nothing that was going to stand in his way to win the Cruiserweight championship”. Nese doesn’t consider him the “true” champion because he never pinned him. Gulak says he’s got the title and he’s the champ! Damn this made me so excited for this match on Sunday!
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AJ’s Top 3 Favorite SummerSlams
AJ is back with his annual opinion article, and this time the SummerSlam buzz got him wondering about his personal Top 3.
It’s been a while since I have done any form of writing and SummerSlam is this Saturday. Of all the SummerSlams I’ve seen over the years; which ones are my favorites? While it’s not a revolutionary idea, I figured everyone loves to debate favorites of well, anything. Don’t worry though because this isn’t just going to be pure recency bias. I’ve watched the majority of them so with the ones I put on the list, it hit me more in some way shape or form whether it was story, a really good match or it just felt like a solid event.
At least this proves WWE is trending in a good direction for me, when it gets the ol’ brain juices flowing just because a show is around the corner!
#3: 2022 (Ol’ Brock Lesnar Has A Farm)
Starting off the show, we get Bianca looking for a rematch against Becky from last years SummerSlam and it was better than the 21 second affair that everyone claims was a squash. This time Bianca holds her own and beats the Man in a fairly decent match, good way to get the event started. Next up is the heat seeking missile, Logan Paul against the former heat seeking missile because, well he wasn’t cut out for it and wasn’t a guy in everyone’s eyes, The Miz. After they had their blow off at Mania with Logan coming out on top which… isn’t awful, I just don’t like Logan Paul because he has that dude bro aura and swagger to make him more hateable than any other person on the card. Which I suppose is his gimmick…so…kudos?
First Championship match is for the US Championship and it’s as expected that in Theory, he should never beat someone to the caliber of Bobby Lashley which is no surprise. Dominik and Rey still back when Dom wanted the good fight against the Judgement Day before joining them later. The former Colts players, which they hammered it dahn in this match up showed that the canal swimming, trash talkin’, podcastin’, current RAW Color Commentatin’ goofball we all love, Pat McAfee came out on top again Bum Ass Corbin.
Usos putting the Street Profits on lockdown in the penitentiary since I believe this was peak Bloodline with the belt collecting and running all of WWE. Liv beat Ronda Rousey which isn’t astonishing but it’s not something people had on their bingo cards for anything with WWE so it was a nice little shock factor. The most memorable part of the night is obviously the Main Event, Lesnar brings the tractor, Roman catching the Microphone and Brock stands on top of the vehicle. Damn good match that showed off what they do in the ring since Roman caught his stride as the main bad guy and Brock… liked people after all of this? That is still a weird statement in my head. Brock being a good guy people person. If Liv wasn’t on bingo cards for wrestling, that is not on bingo cards in any aspect of life really.
That is more of the event that had solid matches and story going for it. No weird double count out, multiple people involved, 5 tag matches on the card. Things made sense and weren’t convoluted, had shocking moments that were great to see like Liv actually getting a title defense and there were the results we all expected at the time like Theory losing in 4 minutes to Bobby Lashley.
#2: 2009 (Are You Ready for The Return?)
This event wasn’t that strong. It was strong with the star power involved in 2009 with guys like Rey Mysterio as Intercontinental Champion, Orton and Cena for the WWE Championship as it was becoming as stale as month old chips and CM Punk was facing Jeff Hardy before he ultimately returned to TNA at the beginning of 2010 after this PPV. For me, it’s not so much of the show itself, it was more of the memories because the Balai as our friends Chris Platt and Rey Cash like to call my brother and I, we were just coming back into wrestling and we were TNA Fans. We didn’t watch WWE that much really, it was just what came on after another channel had old ROH shows before they moved to three hours and swallowed the 8pm Eastern Slot. No, the reason why this has so many memories for me is three main reasons. First, Orton and Cena. They have had their rivalry since the beginning it seems, being each others foils like Hogan and Piper before them and there had to be a stipulation where if Randy was Counted Out or DQ’d, he’d lose the championship regardless. This was prime Viper Randy and the obvious joke we had of Super Cena where he very rarely lost, unless it was SummerSlam surprisingly enough.
Number two reason was CM Punk and Jeff Hardy. Hardys known for the Ladder and TLC matches in the past and this being the penultimate match for this feud and it was a banger of a match. If you didn’t know Punk before, it was a great introduction to his wrestling. I used to like Punk a lot because of this match because he could talk, wrestle… and not insanely personal with things in wrestling. In all seriousness, this was a great match. Ultimate risks, high reward for Punk grabbing the World Heavyweight Championship and he was given his next feud because of the final boss of SmackDown at that time. Thanks, Teddy Long.
The main and final reason though why this match gave me the memories flowing back is more of the fact that one of my closest and longest termed friends of 23 years, also loves wrestling. Back when we were younger, he’d do MoCap videos on YouTube with his figures. We’d have friends come over for parties at his house and we’d do the one thing WWE always told us not to do and that was try it at home. He was always stronger than me, I was always more charismatic. He had the power aspect and did things with brute force, I could talk my way out of trouble with parents if we did something wrong. There was always one thing that our respective mother’s always called us though… it’s on the tip of my tongue… oh right, ‘Degenerates’.
As soon as we were called that, we kind of parodied the DX line. I was limber enough to do the HBK pose and do a Superkick before it became the new DDT and he would just Spinebuster people and knew how to do the water spit. So what do you think was the main reason we even ordered this PPV for his 13th Birthday? I think the two guys we were pretending to be were set to return on a tank and toss out some glow sticks. The return of DX, Shawn Michaels coming back after Mania with Triple H to deal with the Legacy problem was an amazing return for them and made everything so much fun.
So we have the solid card and this one has a personal story… what’s my number one SummerSlam? Is it personal? Well yes but not going into that. Is it a good card? To me, it was a phenomenal card! Is it memorable? Seeing how wrestling fans still mention at least three matches to this day.
#1: 2005 (Octopus in the Washer, Lover’s Quarrel and Where the F%#$ is Vickie?)
Quite possibly some of the best matches I’ve seen and one that was just the most hilarious moments of overselling in wrestling history, I know why I love this SummerSlam but it’s also a really good card at the same time. Redacted beats Orlando Jordan in 25 seconds for the US Title and they made jokes about it like, he can make a coffee faster than he beat Orlando and stuff like that, it’s pretty funny. Angle getting sick of Eugene’s antics for his Gold Medal was also a great bit they had play up, the Year long feud of Randy Orton and Undertaker was still going on where Orton comes out on top this time around to get the win back from Mania, Jericho returning for the match with Cena in a whole promotional thing for each other’s groups, Fozzy for Jericho and the Chain Gang doing Bad, Bad Man for Cena leading up to a match for the WWE Championship. JBL won a 20 man battle royal on SmackDown to win the Championship…… Opportunity to face the newest member of SmackDown, Batista but the three main matches that a lot of people talk about to this day; Edge vs Matt Hardy, Rey vs Eddie for Dominik and Hogan vs HBK in the Main Event.
I have reasons to enjoy the Hardy/Edge match but it looked like a real fight, it really made us believe that Matt Hardy was going to kill Edge because real names were dropped during this tirade from Hardy. It wasn’t Edge and Lita, it was Adam and Amy. Matt was so dead set on beating the hell out of Edge that they made a situation into gold and it was a great moment for this match to happen, I believe it was also an Unsanctioned Match too which added the intensity until matt got concussed and knocked senseless that it looked like he couldn’t fight for anything but the build up was what made it seem like a marque match. It made it feel real, it made it feel awesome and it made it feel personal.
Eddie kept tormenting Rey Mysterio about Dominik not being Rey’s but Eddie’s for the summer. That’s all you heard from Eddie being the weasel he was is hanging out with Dominik, making the world believe it’s his son and what not (Let’s not do a fast forward to today where he has the mullet, mustache and everything like Eddie) but they settle this in a Ladder Match where the top of it is a document for the custody of Dominik and my god, this match is better than it should have been. I expect nothing else from Eddie because the man hated having a bad match, Dom got involved and stopped Eddie, Vickie was late and stopped Eddie. The whole match was good it was just very weird with the premise but was a great match. I wonder if Rey regrets his decision to win the match now…
Octopus in a Washing Machine… those five words have resonated with Shawn Michaels’ performance in this match, forever. It was supposed to be an amazing match up between Hogan and Michaels, Icon vs Icon it said and suddenly Hogan’s back gives out, can’t do a trilogy of matches so we can only do the one and then pull out of everything after. This match was set up to be a classic and instead turned into the most unbelievable sell fest ever. A Hogan big boot caused Shawn to tumble 3 or 4 times, getting crotched on the ropes had HBK bouncing higher than he should have, being tossed out of the ring made it look like Shawn never broke his back in 1998 from how much he flopped and flipped around like crazy. It’s bad… or maybe even good that a lot of current wrestlers watched this match that went, “I can sell like that, I want to be a wrestler” and did. So good or bad, I don’t know but for some reason this PPV has always had a place in my heart for how memorable it was.
Those are my top three SummerSlams so far but who knows, 2024 has potential to maybe bump something or at least get me to consider a shift. Should be fun to see how the show plays out! What are some of your favorite SummerSlams?
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