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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (6/16/20)
Another HUGE night for Dark!
AEW Dark has another big night planned!
New names and new match-ups abound in this week’s episode! Will the Jurassic Express keep on rolling down the tracks towards Fyter Fest?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Jurassic Express VS Capital Vices; win(s).
- SoCal Uncensored VS Brandon Cutler & Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates; SCU wins.
- Big Swole VS Dani Jordyn; Swole wins.
- Lance Archer w/ Jake Roberts VS David Ali; Archer wins.
- Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss VS Musa & Sean Dean; Janela & Kiss win.
- Brandi Rhodes & Allie w/ The Natural Nightmares VS Red Velvet & Kenzie Paige; Brandi & Allie win.
- Shawn Spears w/ Tully Blanchard VS Lee Johnson; Spears wins.
- The Dark Order VS Brady Pierce & John Skyler; The Dark Order wins.
- Jimmy Havoc VS Griff Garrison; Havoc wins.
- Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Skyler Moore; Ford wins.
- Scorpio Sky VS Robert Anthony; Scorpio wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Six Man Tag: Jurassic Express VS Jon Cruz & Capital Vices!
Jungle Boy, Luchasaurus and Marko Stunt have been able to stay afloat as a trio even to last week. Now they welcome the newest trio, as #LuchaStrong joins forces with Sin & Money! Will the boy, his dinosaur and #FunSize give into temptation and lose? Or will they stay strong and overcome?
The trios sort out and Sin fires up Money as he takes on Jungle Boy. Money and JB circle, tie up, and JB powers Money to a corner. Money turns things around to push JB against buckles, then throw a sucker punch! Money whips JB corner to corner but JB reverses, arm-drags and brings Money down to a ghost pin! TWO, but JB gets around Money for an O’Conner roll. Money resists but JB body scissors to clutch, TWO! JB kips up and Money scrambles away to his corner. Cruz tags in and JB tags in Stunt. Stunt fires up, runs, but Cruz dodges and runs, to run into the huricanrana! Cover, TWO! Cruz sunset flips, Stunt slips through and kicks but Cruz ducks and rolls him. Stunt sweeps the legs to mule kick and senton! Cover, ONE! Stunt dropkicks Cruz down and Cruz flounders to the corner. Tag to Money and Stunt eggs him on. Money runs into a tilt-o-whirl headscissors!
Tag to Luchasaurus, and JB joins in to bring Money up. They kick away, then combine for a wheelbarrow COMPLETE SHOT! Stunt does the same for a wheelbarrow senton! JB and Stunt both wheelbarrow lift Luchasaurus for a SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Money survives and Sin steps to Luchasuaurs! Luchasaurus blocks the punch to KNEE and ROUNDHOUSE! Luchasaurus ROCKS and throws hands on Money, then wrenches him to an atomic facebuster! Dead lift wheelbarrow suplex! Tag to JB, but Stunt climbs up Luchasaurus first. Stunt SPLASHES, then JB leap frog sentons! Cover, but Cruz breaks it! Cruz sees Luchasaurus coming and runs away. JB whips Money, Money sunset flips, but JB stays up! Cruz distracts the others and Sin comes in to catapult Money into JB’s berries! Sin brings JB up for a LEAPING COMPLETE SHOT! Money step sup and springboard leg drops! Sin covers, ONE!!
Sin keeps his focus but JB throws hands. Sin throws hands to put JB in the corner, then goes corner to corner, to run into an elbow! JB ROCKS Sin, ROCKS Money, enziguris Cruz then baits Sin into buckles. JB enziguris Money, shoulders into Sin, then slingshots up and over. Hot tags to Cruz and Stunt! Stunt runs at Sin, Sin rolls him to powerbomb position, but Stunt slips out to DDT! Money runs in but Stunt enziguris him away! Cruz is finally in, but gets BABY TAIL WHIP! Stunt brings Cruz up, but Sin ROCKS him before he can choke slam! Tag to Luchasaurus and he rallies with BOOTS! Down goes Money, and Luchasaurus LARIATS Cruz! Luchasaurus CHOPS Sin off his feet, then kicks away on Cruz, QUESTION MARK! Money runs into a flapjack toss and SPINNING BUZZSAW!
Cruz leaps off the top rope, into the choke grip, and choke SLAM! Standing moonsault, but Sin breaks the pin! Sin chops but Luchasaurus HEADBUTTS! JB tags in and wheelbarrows Cruz, TAIL WHIP to FACEBUSTER! JB dead lifts Cruz, double chicken wing, TIGER SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Cruz survives and Luchasaurus sees Money coming. Luchasaurus TOSSES Stunt at Money and he goes down! JB brings Cruz up, hands him to Luchasaurus and Luchasaurus scoops. Stunt DIVES to take out Money! JB and Luchasaurus combine, EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT! Stunt DIVES to take out Sin! Cover, Jurassic Express wins!
Winners: Jurassic Express, by pinfall
Jungle Jack Perry and his friends are victorious over the Vices! Will they pick up speed towards gold as the Summer heats up?
SoCal Uncensored VS Brandon Cutler & Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates!
Christopher Daniels & Frankie Kazarian bring The Addiction back to see if they’ve still got it. But the Dungeon Master and the Librarian want to see if they can get it at all! Will Cutler and Avalon have a chance against a championship caliber combination?
The teams sort out and the Heavy Metal Rebel starts against Avalon. Avalon and Kaz circle, but Avalon pushes Daniels! The ref keeps Daniels back, but Kaz pushes Avalon down. Kaz eggs Avalon on and then arm-drags him around! Kaz cranks on an armlock but Avalon fights his way up. Kaz wrenches, whips but Avalon reverses to arm-drag back! Kaz arm-drags Avalon, then fakes out the arm-drag response to Oklahoma ROLL! TWO and Avalon swings wild. Kaz dodges and Daniels ROCKS Avalon! Avalon staggers into a JAB from Kaz, then a JAB from Daniels! Kaz arm-drags Avalon down and both Cutler and Leva can’t believe this. Kaz wrenches, tags in Daniels, but Avalon breaks free to tag to Cutler.
Cutler circles with the Fallen Angel and they tie up. Daniels headlocks, shifts to a wristlock, then wrenches Cutler. Cutler rolls, handsprings and wrenches back to get a wristlock. Daniels uses the ropes to flip and trip Cutler, then things speed up. Daniels rolls, ducks and waistlocks but Cutler bucks him off. Cutler springboards for a FLYING FOREARM! Cover, ONE! Cutler whips, Daniels reverses and calf kicks him down! Tag to Kaz, they double wrench and bring Cutler down for kick, clothesline and STOMPS! Avalon runs into an atomic drop, cravat knee smash and STO! Kaz gut wrench suplexes Cutler, covers, TWO! Cutler toughs it out but Kaz keeps on him. Tag to Daniels, Kaz whips Cutler to drop toehold, Daniels drops an elbow! Cover, TWO!
Daniels keeps his cool as he brings Cutler up for a back suplex. Culter escapes, shoves Daniels at Avalon, but Daniels sees the punch coming and punches Avalon first! Cutler runs in but Daniels BOOTS him! Avalon clotheslines Daniels behind everyone’s back! Cutler doesn’t like that but Avalon tags in to dropkick Daniels back down! Cover, TWO! Avalon rains down right hands, tag to Cutler, and Cutler brings Daniels up. Daniels fires off forearms and CHOPS! Daniels whips, Cutler reverses and kicks low! Daniels ducks the roundhouse but not the enziguri! Springboard elbow! Cover, TWO! Daniels gets out and Leva shares some book recommendations. Cutler says no cheating and Leva defends she’s not doing that. Avalon cheats by leaping over Cutler to clobber Daniels!
Avalon puts Daniels in for Cutler and Cutler covers, TWO! Cutler is still annoyed with Avalon’s habits but he tags Avalon in. They double suplex but then argue about when and how. Avalon and Cutler start shoving, but Daniels runs in! They double kick and double whip but Daniels reverses to send Cutler away. Avalon waistlocks but Daniels escapes, Cutler’s clothesline hits Avalon! Hot tag to Kaz! Kaz rallies on Avalon and Cutler with big hands! Kaz whips Cutler, Cutler reverses but Kaz hits flying forearms! Kaz mule kicks Avalon to then knee lift and LARIAT! Cutler is on the apron, he shoulders in but into the guillotine leg drop! Kaz grabs Avalon, scooping back suplex! Cover, TWO!! Avalon survives but Kaz brings him up.
Kaz underhooks but Avalon powers out. Cutler knocks Kaz back, Avalon hits the FLAPJACK! Cutler tags in, springboard FROGGY-BOW! Cover, TWO!! Kaz survives but Avalon tags back in. Kaz kicks Cutler, baits Avalon into another shot from Daniels, and Daniels tags in! Full nelson STOMP! Daniels clobbers Cutler then Kaz slingshots Avalon for the CUTTER! Cover, but Cutler breaks it just in time! Kaz hurries over to Cutler but Cutler throws hands on The Addiction! Cutler runs, into the double hip toss to POWERBOMB NECKBREAKER! But Avalon knocks them into each other and rolls Daniels, TWO!! Avalon CHOPS Daniels, whips, but Daniels reverses to feed Avalon Kaz’s BOOT! CELEBRITY REHAB!! Cover, SCU wins!!
Winners: SCU, by pinfall
The Addiction is still strong! But Avalon and Cutler are still itching for that first taste of victory. What will it take for them to finally get what they’re after?
Big Swole VS Dani Jordyn!
Aerial Monroe is slowly getting back on track, but she still has a ways to go before touching the AEW Women’s World Championship gold! Will the Real Mean Girl ruin all of that tonight?
Before the bell, Dani throws her Burn Book at Swole! The ref reprimands Dani but Swole picks the book up. Swole threatens to smack Dani with it and Dani goes to the ropes. The ref keeps the peace, Swole turns through the Burn Book, and finds a page about her in it! “Big Swole made out with a hot dog?!” Swole throws the book away, the bell rings, and Swole dodges Dani to speed things up. Swole hurdles, drops down and hurdles again. Dani pulls hair to get ahead of Swole, but runs into the calf kick! Swole stalks Dani but Dani kicks a leg out. Dani gets up and Polish hammers Swole down! Dani rains down rights but Swole pushes her away. Swole gets to a corner, Dani storms over and SLAPS Swole down! Snapmare and more ground ‘n’ pound!
The ref gets Dani to let off and she checks on Swole. Dani comes back as Swole sits up to club her down! Cover, ONE! The Gunn Club trolls Dani but Dani tells them to shut up. Dani wraps Swole up in a chinlock but the crowd rallies up for “Swole! Swole!” Swole fights up and fights free, to swing a kick! Dani ducks that, jumps the sweep, but can’t avoid the HEADBUTT! Swole runs in but Dani dodges. Swole goes up and out and ROCKS Dani! Step in CUTTER! Dani flounders up into Swole’s fireman’s carry, for the swinging knee smash! Swole brinsg Dani up, wristlock ripcord, DIRTY DANCING! Cover, Swole wins!
Winner: Big Swole, by pinfall
Swole hits Dirty Dancing and is having her victory dance. She calls out “Brittany” and her “bologna breath,” but The Role Model has said herself she’ll be back at All Out. Will Swole be there waiting to send her rolling?
Backstage interview with Leva Bates.
Another loss for Cutler and Avalon, what are her thoughts? Leva has a plan. If they follow it- Cutler interrupts, not wanting another one of their “plans”. Avalon says it would’ve worked out if Cutler went along with it! No, it’s called instant karma! This is what they get for cheating! Avalon says Cutler’s a loser, but Cutler says Avalon’s a loser. He’s the WORST! They’re never going to win as a tag team! They’re both done with each other, and Leva is left alone and beside herself.
Lance Archer w/ Jake Roberts VS David Ali!
The Murderhawk Monster does not care that he lost at Double or Nothing 2020, he still vows that #EverbodyDies! Will #YourWrestlingSavior even be able to save himself?
But as he makes his entrance, Archer drags out a rather rotund member of the production crew to the ring and just CLOBBERS him! The bell rings and Ali realizes what he’s in for against Archer. Archer talks trash to him but tells the jeering crowd to shut up. Archer dares Ali to hit him, and Ali does! Only for Archer to BOOT him down! Archer stomps a mudhole then drags Ali up to whip and SWAT down! Ali flounders to ropes but Archer drags him up into clobbering crossface forearms! Archer hammers away and The Snake loves what he sees! Archer finally lets up on Ali and says no one has a chance against him. Archer puts Ali in the corner and makes sure the cameras are looking as he CHOPS Ali down! Ali crawls but Archer is right after him.
Archer puts Ali in a corner, runs corner to corner, and back elbows! And then does it again! And again! Ali flops to the mat and Archer shakes his head. “When Billy (Gunn) gets in here, I’ll kick his ass, too.” Archer stands on Ali’s head then scares off the ref when he tries to pull him away. Ali flounders around but Archer brings him back up. Archer lifts Ali but Ali slips out of the choke slam to fire off strikes! Ali uppercuts, but runs into an URENAGE! Archer watches Ali flounder to the other corner, and Archer ROCKS him with a right hand. Archer KICKS Ali under the armpit, then again! The crowd rallies for Ali but Archer brings him up for an OVERHEAD CHOKE TOSS!! Archer puts Ali up top to CHOP, then inverted crucifix for… THE BLACK OUT BOMB!! Cover, Archer lets up!? He wants to make Ali suffer! Archer clamps on the CLAW! And dribbles Ali’s head! Cover, Archer wins!
Winner: Lance Archer, by pinfall
The EBD Claw continues to crush Ali and The Snake continues to love what his client is doing. But Archer isn’t done, he hauls Ali up for another CHOKE SLAM!! Will Archer rip his way through the rest of the roster before going after Cody Rhodes and the TNT Championship?
Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss VS Musa & Sean Dean!
The Bad Boy and the Concrete Rose have been on quite the roll down the road that is tag team wrestling. Will they keep going and pass up The Fearless and The Captain in the heat of the night?
The teams sort out and Kiss starts with Dean. They circle, tie up, and Kiss arm-drags and does the splits. Dean comes back but Kiss spins to ROCK him! Kiss handsprings for the Kiss Missile SLAP! Kiss goes Matrix to dodge Dean then kicks Dean down! Tag to Janela and Kiss whips Dean. Kiss brings Dean up, Janela comes in with a clothesline for a Hart Attack! Kiss turns Dean over for a Boston Crab, then changes to a Chancery, Janela adds a basement dropkick! Janela brings Dean up, wrenches and tags Kiss back in. They double whip Dean to the corner, Kiss runs and heel kicks! Janela climbs, Kiss goes up to join him, they DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! The crowd is fired up as Kiss and Janela strike a pose. Musa tags and runs in but Janela throws Kiss’ kick at him!
Kiss brings Musa up but Musa knees low. Wait, Archer comes back out!? He wants to destroy more but The Snake begs he be merciful tonight. Musa knees Kiss low and brings him to the corner while Archer cools off. Dean tags in, he and Kiss double whip. Kiss kicks back then dodges Dean to tilt-o-whirl, into Dean’s BACK BREAKER! Dean feeds Kiss to Musa’s somersault shotgun dropkick! Cover, ONE! Dean keeps Kiss down but the crowd rallies up. Dean throws elbows and uppercut Kiss to the corner. Kiss hits Musa but Dean hits Kiss. Tag to Musa and they mug Kiss. Musa brings Kiss around, neckbreaker! Cover, ONE, but Musa keeps his cool. Musa drags Kiss away and fireman’s carries him. Kiss slips to a sunset flip, ONE! Kiss dodges Musa to tag Janela!
The Bad Boy rallies on Musa and Dean! The crowd fires up as Janela runs, Musa dodges but Dean takes the lariat! Janela snapmares Musa onto Dean, then sentons onto them both! The crowd fires up as Kiss tags in. Janela fires up and goes corner to corner to hit Musa with a splash! Janela sets Musa up for Kiss to handspring AX KICK! Janela DIVES to take out Dean! Kiss puts Musa up top, Janela returns, SUPER STEINER! Kiss climbs the other corner, for a SUPER SPLITS LEG DROP! Cover, Kiss & Janela win!!
Winners: Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss, by pinfall
New Jersey’s Finest are feeling fine as an undefeated tag team! Will they ride down this road all the way to the AEW World Tag Team Championships?
Brandi Rhodes & Allie w/ The Natural Nightmares VS Red Velvet & Kenzie Paige!
AEW flips the script on the drama going on between Brandi, Allie, Dustin Rhodes and QT Marshall. While the Natural and God’s Gift to Wrestling are on a hot streak, there is a disagreement as to why The Bunny is hanging around. Will Brandi get to the bottom of this by teaming up with Allie against two young and hungry newbies?
Brandi shakes hands with Velvet and #KPH but Allie DECKS Kenzie! Brandi takes as much offense as Velvet does but the bell rings and Allie KICKS Kenzie down! Allie bumps Kenzie off buckles then stomps a mudhole. The ref reprimands and Allie whines that she didn’t do anything. Allie stands Kenzie up to CHOP her back down! Allie brings Kenzie up and around to knee low and hard. “How did you like that?” Allie knees Kenzie again, then runs for a big knee lift! Allie takes a bow then blows a kiss to QT. Brandi tells Allie to focus, and then Kenzie forearms and CHOPS back! Kenzie backs Allie up to her corner and tags in Velvet. Velvet brings Allie up for big forearms and a whip. Allie reverses, reels Velvet into a facelock and swings for a neckbreaker! Cover, ONE! Allie is upset and she bumps Velvet off buckles.
Tag to Brandi and Brandi whips Allie out to bring her back around for a back elbow. Brandi adds her own, then snapmares and rolls to SUPERKICK Velvet down! Cover, ONE! Brandi brings Velvet up but Velvet throws forearms! Velvet whips, Brandi gets around to kick low and hit the Rhodes Uppercut! The crowd rallies for Brandi as she brings Velvet to a fireman’s carry. Allie whines for a tag and that distracts Brandi, and Velvet slips off the fireman’s carry to shove Brandi into Allie! No tag but Allie goes down to the ground, claiming she twisted her ankle. QT checks on Allie but Brandi turns around into a calf kick! Velvet covers, TWO! Velvet clubs Brandi then brings her over to tag in Kenzie. Kenzie and Velvet double whip and double elbow Brandi down! Cover, TWO!
Kenzie drags Brandi up, suplexes and covers, TWO! Kenzie drags Brandi into a chinlock while Allie whines about being hurt. She doesn’t sound that genuine, though. The crowd rallies for Brandi and she fights up to hit a jawbreaker! Kenzie flounders and tags in Velvet while Dustin says Allie needs to try and get up. Allie and QT defend Allie is hurt, so Brandi is alone as she rallies back on Kenzie and Velvet! Brandi whips, Kenzie reverses, but Brandi hits a SLINGBLADE! Velvet mule kicks Brandi, and Allie gets to the apron. Brandi runs., Allie tags in, Brandi BOOTS Velvet! Brandi SPEARS Kenzie but her cover doesn’t count! Allie swaggers in, stands on Kenzie for the cover, she and Brandi win!
Winners: Allie & Brandi Rhodes, by pinfall
Well, they’re no Natural Nightmares, but Allie is becoming quite the nightmare for Brandi. When Allie wants a high five, Brandi pushes her away! Is this just an issue of Allie being selfish and spoiled? Or is there still something more sinister behind that pretty face?
Shawn Spears w/ Tully Blanchard VS Lee Johnson!
The #SearchForSpears is over, but not because the perfect partner for the Chair Man was found. Instead, Tully gave Spears a black leather glove to add to his ring attire. Will going down a darker path be what Spears needs to reach #PERFECT10N?
The bell rings, Spears circles with Johnson, they feel out the grapple, then tie up. They go around, Johnson waistlocks but Spears pries free to wristlock. Johnson rolls, handsprings and spins through to wrench back. Spears snapmares and chinlocks but Johnson pops out the back to hammerlock. The crowd cheers Johnson but Spears powers up to back Johnson to a corner. The ref calls for the break, Johnson lets go, but Spears elbows hard! Spears CHOPS Johnson down, whips him corner to corner, but Johnson goes up and over. Spears blocks the arm-drag, waistlocks, but Johnson switches. Spears switches, Johnson elbows back, but Spears shoves him for a corner Shining Wizard! Spears brings Johnson out to throw him out to the floor!
Johnson slowly gets up but Spears is on him fast. Spears puts Johnson in, but Johnson comes back to dropkick him! Tully protests as Johnson builds speed, to DIVE, into a haymaker! Spears drags Johnson out, and suplexes him against the ropes, to sit up up for a BOOT! And then an apron back suplex! Johnson flops to the ground while Spears seethes and adjusts the glove. Spears puts Johnson in the ring and digs his hand into Johnson’s eyes! The ref counts and checks the glove, but it’s just a glove. Spears drags Johnson up into a back suplex but Johnson resists. Johnson elbows free but Spears forearms in the back. Spears lifts but Johnson holds on to make the suplex a crossbody! Spears staggers, Johnson bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire off strikes!
Johnson swings but Spears spins him, only for Johnson to dropkick the legs out! HOUSE CALL! Johnson kips up and runs at Spears corner to corner, and UPPERCUTS Spears! Johnson runs corner to corner again, but Spears puts him out to the apron. Johnson hits Spears first, slingshots, but into a fireman’s carry! But no C4, Spears sunset flips! Spears slips out, steps through and has the SHARPSHOOTER! Johnson taps, Spears wins!
Winner: Shawn Spears, by submission
But Spears won’t let go until HE is satisfied. Spears sends his message and is victorious again. Is what the glove represents becoming the motivation Spears needs? Will Spears become a contender thanks to this addition?
The Dark Order VS Brady Pierce & John Skyler!
Evil Uno & Stu Grayon are finally back and ready to prove they’re still worthy of their Exalted One! Will The Inspiration and the Southern Savior be persuaded to #JoinDarkOrder by force?
The teams sort out and Grayson runs over Skyler! And again! Grayson powers Skyler to the corner, Uno tags in, and the OG minions beat down Skyler! The ref backs them off but Uno throws Grayson into Skyler! Uno CHOPS Skyler off his feet then drags him up to throw to ropes. Uno runs Skyler over then KICKS him down! Uno unravels his wrist tape and throws it aside for the ref to take care of. Uno throws heavy hands but SKyler hits back! Skyler CHOPS but Uno CHOPS back! Skyler eggs Uno on and Uno undoes more wrist tape. Uno fires up, but pokes Skyler in the eyes. Uno bumps Skyler off Grayon’s boot then Grayson tags in. The Dark Order stomp away on Skyler but let up at the ref’s count. Numbers 3 & 4 (The Beaver Boys), 5 (Alan Angels) and 10 (Preston Vance) watch in cold silence as Grayson fires off on Skyler and scoops him for a slam! Grayson eggs Skyler on but brings him up to bump off Uno’s boot!
Tag and they bring Skyler up. Skyler fires off chops and forearms, but Uno kicks low. The Dark Order double whip Skyler to a corner, but Skyler avoids Grayson’s corner splash! Uno reels Skyler in. Skyler escapes the back suplex, hot tag to Pierce! Pierce hurdles Uno, sends Skyler in for an uppercut, then runs side to side to BOOT! The golden boots hit, and Skyler tags in. Skyler hops up to add a STOMP to Pierce’s neckbreaker! Cover, TWO! Uno checks his neck and his mask but Skyler wrenches. Uno pulls Skyler’s hair, whips him away, but Skyler reverses. Grayson tags in as Uno gets around Skyler. Uno back suplexes and puts him on Grayson’s shoulder. POWERSLAM and Uno goes up top, SWANTON BOMB! Cover, but Pierce breaks it! Grayson walks into PIerce’s haymaker, but comes back for more. BIG URENAGE! Tag to Uno and Uno brings SKyler up. Grayson climbs, Uno Gory Especials, Dark Order hits FATALITY!! Cover, The Dark Order wins!
Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall
It doesn’t matter which numbers you draw, the Dark Order is taking over! Mr. Brodie Lee appears and applaud his generals. Will all of AEW fall under the shadow of the Dark Order?
Jimmy Havoc VS Griff Garrison!
The Superbad Squad’s heartless lover of hardcore “welcomes” the Ivy League MVP to AEW. Will Griff’s higher education pay off? Or is he about to learn something from the dean of death matches?
The bell rings and Griff circles with Havoc. They tie up, Griff powers Havoc back but Havoc rakes his eyes! Havoc pouts Griff on the ropes then stomps his foot! Havoc headlocks, Griff pries at the hold but Havoc wrenches tight. Havoc grabs the wrist to bring it down for a hammerlock, and STOMPS it! Havoc doesn’t let up, he wrenches the wrist and cranks it around to CLUB the shoulder. Havoc headlocks, Griff pops free to headlock back, but Havoc gets the arm again. Havoc wrenches Griff around, Griff rolls and spins through to wristlock back. Griff keeps havoc from ropes but havoc ROCKS him with that right! Havoc whips Griff but Griff reverses. Griff runs to the corner but into BOOT STOMPS! Griff flounders out of the ring but havoc jumps out to knock him down. Havoc brings Griff up and whips him into railing!
The ring count climbs but Havoc refreshes it. Havoc drags Griff up to pull at his face! Griff dodges the chop and Havoc hits a post! Griff fires off uppercuts, but Havoc hits low to whip him into more barriers! Havoc refreshes the count again and fetches Griff to bump him off railing. Havoc puts Griff in and fish hooks the mouth. The ref reprimands but Havoc is sneakier about the hooking. Havoc slams Griff down then brings him up. Griff ROCKS Havoc with right hand after right hand! Griff runs corner to corner, into an arm-drag into buckles! Havoc drags Griff up, and snap suplexes him into buckles! Griff is down in a heap but Havoc stands on his head! Havoc digs his boot in, then KICKS Griff in the back. Havoc hooks the eyes but the ref reprimands him.
Havoc uses Griff’s own hair to choke him! He bumps Griff off buckles and digs his hand into Griff’s throat! The ref counts, Havoc lets up, and he runs into Griff’s elbow! Griff hops up, Havoc SHORYUKENS! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Basement forearm! Havoc watches Griff rise, wristlocks and ripcords, but Griff avoids Acid Rain to put him in a corner! HUGE corner splash, then corner to corner whip, for another! ROLLING ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! Havoc survives and Griff can’t believe it. The crowd rallies up for Griff as he gets space. Havoc drags himself up the ropes and Griff runs in, to a BOOT! ACID RAIN MAKER! But Havoc isn’t done, he fisherman lifts for the SING TO SORROW DDT! Cover, Havoc wins!
Winner: Jimmy Havoc, by pinfall
Havoc gives Griff an F for that one. But will Havoc continue to roll on so that he and Kip Sabian can head for the AEW World Tag Team Championships?
Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Skyler Moore!
It’s of note that the Superbad Girl has been another valuable part to the Superbad Squad’s success, and that includes her own singles career. Will she finally become a contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship? Or will she be left wanting Moore?
The bell rings and Ford circles with Moore while Kip shows off the Superbad Pup, Oscar, to the crowd. Ford and Moore tie up, are deadlocked, and break. Moore and Ford both smirk with confidence then tie up again. Ford pulls Moore’s hair to put her in the corner, but lets up at the ref’s count of 4. Moore dodges the sucker punch to arm-drag Ford away! Ford is upset already as she kicks. Moore catches it and wags her finger, but Ford gets a ropebreak. Ford calls for the break but Moore holds on. Ford kicks the leg out and throws Moore down by her hair! Ford stomps Moore then brings her up by her hair to bump her off buckles. Kip and Oscar watch closely as Ford bumps Moore off more buckles in the other corner. Ford clubs Moore down then circles her like a shark.
Ford drags Moore to the ropes and chokes her! She pets Oscar and kisses Kip before she lets up on Moore. Moore flounders to a corner but Ford brings her back for an inverted motorcycle HOTSHOT! Moore sputters and flounders but Ford puts her in a corner. Ford whips her out then back into the corner, then rams Moore with her shoulder. The ref counts, Ford rolls back and handsprings in, but Moore goes up and over to sunset flip! TWO, and Ford SLAPS Moore! Ford drags Moore out but Moore throws body shots. Moore spins out and ROCKS Ford with a forearm! Fore is upset now, but Moore dodges and fires off more forearms! Moore back kicks then fires up to gut wrench suplex! Cover, TWO! Ford will not be upset by an upstart, but Moore scoops her again. Ford slips out, shoves and dodges to handspring and CUTTER! Ford drags Moore up for the PERFECT PLEX! Cover, Ford wins!
Winner: Penelope Ford, by pinfall
The Superbad Squad celebrates in the ring together, and Kip tells AEW that he, Penelope and even little Oscar are worthy of the spotlight. Will they continue to rise up and take over AEW?
Scorpio Sky VS Robert Anthony!
SCU’s Closer wants his time to shine on his own two feet. But Egotistico Fantastico has given even AEW World Champion, Jon Moxley, more than he expected. Will Scorpio boost his own confidence on the way to a title? Or will he be upset by an upset?
The bell rings and Scorpio circles with Anthony. They tie up, Anthony waistlocks but Scorpio moves around to wrench out. Anthony wrenches back but Scorpio steps in to waistlock. Scorpio wants a full nelson but Anthony spins out, only for Scorpio to get around to a hammerlock. Anthony reaches back, pulls Scorpio into a waistlock and then slams him down! Anthony keeps on Scorpio with a chinlock but Scorpio slips out to get the arm. Anthony puts Scorpio in a corner but lets off at the ref’s count. Scorpio checks his elbow pads and has the crowd rallying for him. Scorpio and Anthony circle, but Anthony talks trash to the SCU fans. Anthony and Scorpio tie up again, Anthony gets the arm and wrenches to a wristlock then hammerlock.
Anthony wrangles Scorpio to the mat but Scorpio reaches back to get a headlock. Anthony bridges over and slips out to keep the hammerlock and he cranks on the arm. Scorpio sits up, rolls, handsprings and wrenches, only for Anthony to wrench back to a keylock. Scorpio uses the ropes to flip through and then rolls Anthony up, TWO! Anthony backs off as The Gunn Club fires up for Scorpio. Scorpio and Anthony reset and circle again. They tie up, Scorpio powers Anthony back then shifts to a waistlock. Anthony pries the hold, switches to headlock, but Scorpio switches to hammerlock. Anthony slips through but Scorpio just turns it back around. Scorpio cranks the arm, shifts to a headlock, Anthony powers out but Scorpio runs him over!
Scorpio looms over Anthony a moment before bringing him to a cover. TWO, but Scorpio keeps on Anthony with an armlock. Anthony endures and fights his way up to power Scorpio to a corner. The ref counts for the break but Anthony throws a cheap elbow! Anthony argues with the ref but he turns around into Scorpio’s LARIAT! Scorpio drags Anthony up to whip, and hits a leaping back elbow! Cover, ONE, but Scorpio keeps his cool. Scorpio drags Anthony up, snapmares and runs, but Anthony catches him for a tilt-o-whirl SLAM! Cover, TWO! Anthony keeps his cool as Scorpio gets to a corner. Anthony digs his boots in but lets up at the count of 4. Anthony brings Scorpio up, around, and elbows him back down. The crowd boos but Anthony adds more elbows.
Anthony drags Scorpio up but Scorpio fires off body shots. Scorpio runs but into Anthony’s elbow! Cover, TWO! Anthony keeps on Scorpio with a chinlock and leans on Scorpio. The crowd duels as Scorpio fights his way up. Scorpio puts Anthony in a corner, breaks clean, but Anthony turns things around to CHOP! Anthony throws forearms then snapmares Scorpio for a scrape of his sole! Anthony wants the crowd to say something now but they just jeer. Anthony wraps Scorpio up in a cobra clutch but Scorpio endures. Scorpio fights his way up but Anthony leans on him heavy. Scorpio throws body shots over and over until he spins free to ROCK Anthony! Scorpio runs and rallies with clotheslines! Scorpio brings Anthony up to whip, Anthony reverses, but Scorpio DUMDUM STOMPS him down!
Scorpio fires up, mule kicks but Anthony catches it! Anthony spins Scorpio and aims a big left hand, but Scorpio avoids it to dropkick Anthony down! Cover, TWO! Anthony survives and Scorpio grows a little frustrated. Scorpio focuses as the crowd rallies up. Anthony sits up, Scorpio fireman’s carries, but Anthony fights free to fireman’s carry back. Scorpio and Anthony switch, Scorpio elbows free, but runs into a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Anthony can’t believe Scorpio survives! Anthony brings Scorpio up and suplexes, but Scorpio turns it to a cradle! TWO, and both men flounder up. Scorpio elbows Anthony away then kicks and CHOPS him. Scorpio whips, Anthony reverses and hits a big back elbow in the corner! Anthony keeps moving, but runs into a BOOT! Scorpio fireman’s carries, for the TKO!! Cover, Scorpio wins!
Winner: Scorpio Sky, by pinfall
Robert Anthony was impressive again, but impressive isn’t the same as victorious! Scorpio Sky gets himself a great singles win, will this lead him to a golden opportunity all his own?
My Thoughts:
Another big, long episode of Dark, but still with great stuff. I did not expect Jurassic Express to be the opener but they did great against Cruz and the Capital Vices. SCU winning was a bit of a given, but the story of Cutler and Avalon is going great. This Wednesday better give us the moment that brings about a Fyter Fest match to “officially crown” the WORST AEW Wrestler. Swole got a good win and a great little post match jab at Britt Baker. Archer obviously wins but I’m really intrigued by how he almost interfered in the tag match right after. Janela & Kiss are doing great as a team, but I wonder if Archer takes them both on just to prove how dangerous he is. And will Archer come back for the TNT Championship at All Out? I sure hope so.
Brandi & Allie technically made a good team, but Allie continuing to exaggerate things and be conniving, it really is hard to tell where her motivations lie. Still hoping she is going full deceiver and will ditch QT for The Butcher & The Blade right as Natural Nightmares is at the peak. I almost thought the new glove was going to cost Spears because he wasn’t used to it, but maybe that comes later. This is a good improvised alternative to how the #SearchForSpears had to be cancelled because of COVID, though. Good to see Uno and Grayson back, and of course they win. Superbad Squad sweeps between Havoc and Penelope both having good matches. Oscar’s definitely adorable, and for some reason I foresee Superbad Squad one day taking on the Nightmare Family of Brandi, Cody and Dustin on in a program. The irony might be that Oscar and Pharaoh become buddies as the goodest boys in AEW.
Scorpio and Anthony had a really good match, but Scorpio wins as what I hope is an opportunity to get back to that singles build we were getting before the pandemic. If Scorpio isn’t one of the wrestlers to answer Cody’s Open Challenge for the TNT Championship before Fyter Fest, I’ll be moderately disappointed. Scorpio and Cody can definitely have an incredible match for that title.
My Score: 8.1/10
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Will the Death Riders’ reign of terror continue?
This year’s Full Gear may be the most important one of all! Can Orange Cassidy become the Freshy Squeezed AEW World Champion against Maniac Jon Moxley?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Zero Hour – Anna Jay VS Deonna Purrazzo; Anna wins.
- Zero Hour – Fatal 4 Way: Dante Martin VS The Beast Mortos VS Komander VS Buddy Matthews; Buddy wins.
- Zero Hour – Big Boom AJ w/ Big Justice VS QT Marshall; AJ wins.
- AEW World Tag Team Championships Fatal 4 Way: Private Party VS The Outrunners VS The Kings of the Black Throne VS The Acclaimed; Private Party wins and retains the titles.
- MJF VS Roderick Strong; MJF wins.
- AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone
w/ KamilleVS Kris Statlander; Mone wins and retains the title. - Jay White VS Hangman Page; wins.
- Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Bobby Lashley w/ MVP; wins.
- Will Ospreay VS Kyle Fletcher; wins.
- AEW International Championship: Konosuke Takeshita VS Ricochet; wins and
- AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Daniel Garcia; wins and
- AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley VS Orange Cassidy; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
It’s the Full Gear Zero Hour!
Join Renee Paquette, RJ City, Jeff Jarrett and special guest, Paul Walter Hauser, in discussing, analyzing and predicting all the action set for this monumental night!
Zero Hour – Anna Jay VS Deonna Purrazzo w/ Taya Valkyrie!
The Queenslayer was offered help against Mariah May by The Vendetta but she declined, so this is the payback. Will the Virtuosa handle business? Or will Anna still become the Star of the Show?
The bell rings but Taya distracts Anna. Anna takes a swipe but Deonna kicks low. Deonna headlocks,. Anna powers out, but Deonna RAMS her! Anna stays up, slips around, and waistlocks. Deonna switches, they go to ropes, and Anna bucks the O’Conner! Anna runs Deonna over, keeps moving, then whips. Anna blows past Deonna, sunset flips, TWO! Deonna is up fast but Anna wrenches to HOOK KICK! Anna whips Deonna to a corner, runs up and LEG LARIATS! The fans rally as Anna snapmares and ROLLING NECKBREAKERS! Cover, TWO! Anna stays on Deonna with another whip, but Deonna reverses.
Anna slips to the apron, then ROCKS Deonna! Deonna comes back but into a HEEL KICK! Anna goes up a corner but Taya anchors her! Deonna distracts the ref, then she BOOTS Anna! The fans boo but Taya just takes a bow. Deonna “kicks dirt” at Anna, then drags her up. Deonna short arm LARIATS, then she stands on Anna’s face! The ref counts, Deonna steps off, and Deonna storms back up on Anna. Deonna drags Anna up, throat chops her, and Anna goes to a corner. Deonna LARIATS in the corner, LARIATS again, then short arm LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Anna stays in this but Deonna stays focused.
Deonna paces around, drops a knee on Anna, then clamps on a straitjacket stretch. Anna endures, even as Deonna KNEES her in the back! Deonna bends Anna back but Anna still endures. Anna fights up, snapmares free, but Deonna BOOTS her back! Then BOOTS again! Anna SUPERKICKS! But Deonna hits a FLATLINER, into a KOJI KLUTCH! Anna stacks Deonna, TWO! Anna is free to SUPERKICK Deonna down! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Anna and Deonna slowly rise while Taya pounds the apron. The fans rally up and Anna crawls over to Deonna. Deonna grabs at Anna first, and she fires a forearm!
Anna fires a forearm back, but Deonna hits Anna again! The shots go back and forth, the fans dueling, and Anna gets the edge! Anna backs Deonna down, whips, but Deonna reverses, only for Anna to FLYING FOREARM! And FLYING FOREARM again! Anna keeps moving to SHOTGUN Deonna! The fans are torn as Anna runs up on the hometown girl. Forearm SMASH, and Anna puts Deonna up top! DANGEROUS JAY KICK, and then the ICONOCLASM! Cover, TWO! Deonna survives but Anna drags her up. Anna clamps on the QUEENSLAYER SLEEPER! Deonna endures, pries free, and arm-drags Anna!
Deonna kicks low, runs, and KNEE LIFTS into the RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Roll and FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Anna endures, flails and moves around, and kicks her way to a ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Deonna holds until 4, and Taya coaches Deonna. Deonna slashes her throat, reels Anna in, but Anna fights the Gotch lift! Anna slips around, Deonna wrenches and wrangles, but Anna rolls free! Anna BOOTS from the corner, goes to the apron, and she puts Deonna in ropes! HOTSHOT NECKBREAKER! But Taya takes a swing! Anna dodges, but Taya SPEARS Anna!! The ref saw that and he EJECTS Taya!
Deonna is upset, but better than being disqualified! Taya tells fans to shut up as they sing “Hey hey hey! Goodbye~!” Deonna drags Anna up, but Anna SLAPS Deonna! Deonna is pissed, and she grabs that arm! FUJIWARA!! Deonna pushes on that arm, but Anna uses it to roll Deonna up! ANNA WINS!
Winner: Anna Jay, by pinfall
Deonna is furious, but maybe she should’ve let the ref throw this out. In the end, Anna gets a real win over Deonna, will this help her get back towards some title scene?
Backstage interview with Billie Starkz.
Lexy Nair is with her ROH Minion buddy, and notes that Billie is the first ROH woman entered in the first ever WrestleDynasty International Women’s Cup! Billie, what an opportunity, how are you feeling? She is excited! This is the second chance she’s been waiting for, and- Red Velvet steps in to say more like NO chance. Because see, Velvet is also in that match, and well, she already beat Billie. So her odds are looking really good. But then in steps Leyla Hirsch. And she says lucky for them both, because Leyla’s in this! Leyla beat Velvet once, and just looking at Billie, Leyla knows she can beat her.
Oh but then in steps the ROH Women’s World Champion, Athena! The Minion Overlord defends her bestie and Billie, and says it is finally time for the Athena World Tour! She is the fourth participant, even though, why does she have to qualify for HER show? Athena has beaten Velvet, she’s beaten “Small fry” Leyla, and well… Billie Goat, we all know Athena dog walked her! Velvet says Athena shouldn’t talk to Billie like that. Billie says “Cupcake” doesn’t need to defend her. Things are getting tense already, who wins their way into WrestleDynasty’s massive crossover match?
Backstage interview with QT Marshall.
Lexy is now with QT and says later int he Zero Hour, it is QT VS Big Boom AJ. QT took AJ out last night after the weigh-in, will it be the same here tonight? QT wants Lexy to remember, pronounce it “Mar-shall.” And yes, in QT’s home state of New Jersey, the best part will be QT remembering why he left. It’s a dump! Especially Newark! But AJ is also from New Jersey, and he properly represents this dump. Whether AJ is on the Tonight Show, on TikTok, or here in AEW, he is the epitome of someone from The Garden State: an embarrassment! He’s worse than Bruce Springsteen himself!
And tonight, in a sold out crowd that QT drew all himself, it will be like going to his high school reunion and showing how he is more successful than everyone else. And he’ll do that by walking to the ring, staring down AJ, and bringing the doom! Will QT Marshall make himself the boss of the Zero Hour? Or will it be a BOOM for all of New Jersey when QT loses?
New Year’s Day is a NEW ERA for AEW!
Starting Wednesday, January 1st, 2025, AEW Dynamite will be SIMULCAST on Max! And even bigger, it is the return of Fight for the Fallen! All proceeds go to helping victims of Hurricane Helene in Ashville, North Carolina.
Zero Hour – Fatal 4 Way: Dante Martin VS The Beast Mortos VS Komander VS Buddy Matthews!
Now this is going to be a fast ‘n’ furious match! Angel Dorado, the menacing minotaur, the Commander of Space and the Aussie Juggernaut are all fighting for opportunity, who makes that greater impact?
The bell rings and the four watch each other closely. Buddy and Mortos lock eyes as the big guys in this match, but Komander runs up. Buddy KNEES Komander low and shoves him out. Dante tries but Buddy does the same to him! The fans fire up now as we get Buddy and Mortos circling. But Dante and Komander return! Mortos and Buddy put them in corners, then fire off hands and stomps! Mortos SMACKS Dante, then shouts at Buddy. Buddy stops stomping Komander to stare him down. The fans fire up for these meaty men, but then Dante and Komander try again! They get put back in corners for more hands!
Dante dodges Mortos to POST him! Dante runs up on Buddy, bobs ‘n’ weaves then SMACKS Buddy! And again! Dante whips but Buddy blocks! Buddy BOOTS Dante, slips around, but Dante ELOBWOS him! Komander runs up, POP-UP RANA on Buddy! Mortos runs up to UPPERCUT Dante down! Komander knuckle locks Mortos , CHOPS, KICKS, and goes up, up, but Mortos yanks him down! Dante is back, Mortos knuckle locks him, too! Mortos twists their hands and fans rally. But Komander & Dante both push Mortos! Mortos pushes them back! Dante & Komander kick, dodges, BOOSTED QUEBRADA!
The fans fire up ad Buddy is back! Komander lisp out fothe back suplex, and Dante returns the afvor, BOOSTED CROSSBODY! The fans fire up again, and now Dante & Komander wrap Buddy around ropes. They CHOP, but Buddy TOSSES Dante! Buddy suplexes Komander onto the top rope! Buddy climbs but Komander fires forearms! Komander then leaps, but Buddy catches him! Buddy puts Komander on the top rope again, and CHOPS! And CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” for that second one, and Buddy climbs. But Morots YANKS Buddy down, TOSSES him out, and then ROCKS Komander!
Mortos climbs, he brings Komander up, but Dante CLUBS Mortos! Dante fires forearms on Mortos, whips him, but Mortos reverses! Dante goes up, around, and RANAS! Mortos tumbles, the fans rally up, and Dante BOOTS Mortos! Buddy returns, Dante BOOTS him! Buddy tries again, Dante goes up and over! Dante SUPERKICKS Mortos, but Buddy puts him on the apron. Buddy BLASTS Dante, but here comes Mortos! Mortos dodges Buddy to TOPE TORNILLO onto Dante! The fans fire up and Buddy FLIES! Down goes Dante and Mortos and the fans fire up! But wait, Komander sets up to tightrope walk and SPACE MAN ESCALARA!
The fans are thunderous and Komander feeds off the energy. Komander fetches Buddy into the ring, then goes to the ropes. Alex Abrahantes in his Vegeta hoodie coaches Komander. Komander tightrope walks for CIELITO- NO, Buddy moves so Komander belly flops! But then Mortos THROWS Buddy into steel steps! Mortos stalks Komander, SMACKS him, and whips him to ropes. Komander goes up and up and FLYING RANAS! But Mortos is up to SMACK Komander again! Mortos snapmares and NECK TWISTS! Komander writhes, staggers, but Mortos scoops for a CIPHER UTAKI! Dante returns, leaps over Mortos, but Mortos POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS him!
The fans fire up again and Mortos roars! Buddy returns, blocks the haymaker and fires off a strike fest! But Mortos avoids the knee! Buddy puts him on the apron, and catches Mortos for a DRAPING DDT! Buddy strikes like a viper and now he stalks Komander. Komander runs up, tilt-o-whirls, but Buddy LAWN DARTS him into Dante! Then Buddy has Dante for a suplex, JACKHAMMER! Cover, Mortos breaks it! Mortos drags Buddy up but Buddy shoves him. Buddy KNEES Mortos, then dodges Komander to TOSS him out! Pump handle on Dante, but Dante victory rolls it! TWO!! Buddy is up, into a JUMP KNEE from Dante!
Dante runs to ROCK Mortos, GAMANGIRIS, then TOSSES him out. Komander is back, Dante rolls him and wrenches, then tucks and MOUST TRAP! TWO!! Komander is up, he and Dante ROCK each other! And BOOT each other! They go again, switch and switch, but now Buddy is up! METEORA on Dante! Komander comes back to tilt-o-whirl DEJA VU DDT!! But Mortos ROLLING CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! Dante FLYING LARIATS!! All four men are down and the fans are thunderous! “This is Awesome!” as only Komander is on the outside and the others go to corners. Mortos snarls as he rises up!
Komander returns and the fans rally. Buddy and Dante also stand, then Komander follows. Mortos and Komander brawl, Buddy and Dante brawl, and the fans rally. Mortos SMACKS Komander, Buddy ROCKS Dante! Now the big men want at it! Buddy blocks a kick, sends i into Dante, but then Mortos does the same with Buddy’s leg and Komander! HEADBUTT for Buddy! Mortos ROCKS Dante, puts him up top, but Komander 619s the legs out! Mortos staggers, Komander springboards to FLYING POISON-RANA!! Dante hits the MAMBA SPLASH!! Cover, BUDDY STOMPS DANTE!! Cover, BUDDY WINS!
Winner: Buddy Matthews, by pinfall
A very opportunistic strike from Buddy Matthews, because The House Always Wins! Will that be true as Malakai Black & Brody King go for the AEW World Tag Team Championships? Or can Private Party make it out of Full Gear still golden?
Paul “The Giant” Wight is here!
The fans cheer as the World’s Largest Athlete now joins commentary for what could be the biggest match of Zero Hour history! And he isn’t alone, because our special guest timekeeper is… THE RIZZLER! Rizzler keeps up the Rizz Face all the way to the ring, and he finds his way to the timekeeper’s area. Time to fight on the mat for The Rizzler!
Zero Hour – Big Boom AJ w/ Big Justice VS QT Marshall w/ Ace of Space Academy!
After 20 YEARS, these two former rivals finally meet again. Who will be the greatest wrestler from the Garden State when AEW pits BOOM against DOOM?
QT kisses his Doom weight belt, offers it to a fan, but the fan slaps it down! QT hands it to his wife, Mrs. Marshall, and she accepts it. Rizzler rings the bell and it begins! The fans chant “BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!” but QT talks smack on AJ. AJ stares QT down, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, and QT arm-drags! QT celebrates like he did something amazing but the fans boo. QT and AJ reset, tie up, but QT waistlocks. QT spins AJ, snapmares, and again celebrates like he won or something. The fans boo and AJ gets annoyed. QT and AJ reset again, circle, and tie up. QT wrenches to a wristlock but the fans rally behind AJ.
AJ wrenches through, fireman’s carries for the takeover, and now AJ gets to celebrate! The fans cheer and now QT is flustered. The fans tell AJ, “You Still Got It!” QT calls for a knuckle lock, so AJ says bet. They tie up, but then QT kicks low! The fans boo but QT clamps on a headlock. AJ endures the grind, fights up, and he powers out. QT RAMS AJ, but AJ stays put! QT is annoyed, he runs, and he RAMS AJ! QT almost bounces off! The fans fire up and QT tries again, then ducks ‘n’ dodges! But AJ picks QT up for a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! QT escapes and flounders away! Rizzler is intrigued, but QT kicks and UPPERCUTS AJ!
AJ goes to a corner, QT storms over and bumps AJ off buckles. AJ whips QT, and hits a BACKDROP! Then AJ LARIATS QT up and out! The Doom Squad is there, Rizzler is all smiles, and AJ puts QT in the ring. AJ warns the Doom Squad to stay back, but QT runs in! AJ dodges as QT FLIES, and down goes the squad! AJ then ROCKS QT with a haymaker! And ROCKS him again! AJ sends QT into railing, then puts him in the ring. AJ storms in but QT KICKS him in the ropes! QT drags AJ up for a BASEMENT DDT! The fans boo QT but he soaks it up. QT taunts AJ, drags him up, and DECKS him with a right!
QT mocks the fans, then taunts AJ. AJ rises, but QT DECKS him again! QT taunts AJ’s family and says, “I thought he was gonna bring the boom!” Mrs. Boom says QT is going down! QT swings but AJ counter punches! QT DROPKICKS AJ in return! Rizzler does not like that but QT covers, TWO! QT sits AJ up and clamps on a neck wrench. The fans sing, “OH~, We Want The Rizzler~!” Rizzler nods and AJ fights up. AJ fires body shots but QT CLUBS him down. QT says shut up about Rizzler! QT runs up, but AJ stops the cutter! BELLY2BELLY! Down goes QT and the fans fire up! Big Justice coaches on his dad but QT rises up.
The fans rally as QT and AJ both stand. AJ ROCKS QT! And ROCKS him again! And again! Again, again, and again! QT is in a corner, AJ whips corner to corner. QT reverses but AJ comes back to LARIAT! And LARIAT! AJ dodges, and he SPINEBUSTERS QT! The fans fire up and Rizzler is going into overdrive! AJ hurries up a corner and the fans fire up again! QT rises, AJ aims, FLYING BOOM! The fans fire up and AJ rises again! AJ says it’s time! “BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!” QT rises, AJ has him for a scoop and… POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!! QT survives but Rizzler wonders if this is almost over.
QT and AJ rise up, and AJ storms over to QT. AJ whips, QT handsprings! NEURALIZER KICK! The fans boo but QT rises again! QT runs up, DIAMOND CUTTER!! Cover, TWO!!! AJ survives and the fans are thunderous! QT cannot believe it but Big Justice & Rizzler are excited! QT goes out of the ring, he talks trash on Rizzler, but Wight defends the kid. QT apologizes, backs off, and QT goes up a corner. QT talks trash on Big Justice now, but AJ ROCKS QT! The fans fire up as AJ climbs! AJ has QT on the very top, and hits a SUPER DUPER PLEX!! A big gamble from Big Boom AJ, but he’s about to double down!
The fans fire up and AJ has QT set up! But wait, is that Aaron Solo?! Solo talks trash, but AJ DECKS him! Solo flounders, but QT BOOTS AJ! The fans boo but now QT calls his shot. WAIT! Big Justice steps in! BIG JUSTICE SPEARS QT!! The fans are thunderous as now AJ kicks QT, and brings him up for a POWER BOOM!!! Cover, AJ wins!
Winner: Big Boom AJ, by pinfall
QT’s Doom Squad tried to screw over AJ, but Big Justice laid down the law! Rizzler celebrates with AJ & Big Justice! Will they continue to bring the BOOM to AEW?
Mercedes Mone & Kamille arrive backstage.
The CEO is upset that her title defense has to be here in disgusting Newark, NJ. But since the cameras are here, she has something to say to Kamille now. This last month has been super frustrating. Actually, more like embarrassing! Kamille came out to the crowd, pandering for sympathy?! Mone wouldn’t even be in this mess if not for Kamille in the first place! Kamille shows up wanting to attack Kris Statlander, and then she loses to her?! And let’s not even start on her bad driving! Is Kamille stupid or just dumb? Kamille tells Mone to watch herself. Mone asks if she gave Kamille permission to speak. Does Kamille not know who Mone is and what she’s done for this business?
Mone is The CEO, the greatest woman’s champion o fall time! And tonight, Kamille can just watch from catering as Mone shows how a real woman gets the job done. Watch and learn. Mone leaves, Kamille rolls her eyes, but clearly Kamille wishes she could use both arms right now. Will the Brickhouse just have to watch Two Belts Mone lose one of those belts all on her own?
AEW World Tag Team Championships Fatal 4 Way: Private Party VS The Outrunners VS The Kings of the Black Throne VS The Acclaimed!
Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy really only just got theses titles, and their first defense is the biggest match anyone could ask for! Will the party keep on going through tonight? Or will another team use these steep odds to their advantage?
Platinum Max of course has a diss track on deck! “Platinum Max on the mic, so bright, you gon’ get a tan. House of Black made my ears bleed with their shi**y band! Outrunners stain couch covers. I leave stains on your stout mothers! Private Party gonna go from haves to the have-nots. The only shots they take are back shots! I know you checkin’ the vibe because everybody loves the Best Wrestler Alive!” Bowens is confused by Caster’s change in catchphrase, and then Caster just throws the mic at him? Bowens has to pick it up and refocus. “NEWARK, NEW JERSEEEEY~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor Me, Daddy Ass!” And Billy does~!
But with that, Private Party is last but certainly not least! Pyro goes off for the official start of Full Gear, and “Oh my God, is that Private Party?” Ladies line the ramp with glow sticks as Quen & Zay make their entrances, bringing back “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” as their theme! The introductions are made, the belts are raised, as is the difficulty level. Will Quen & Zay still be on top of the game with odds like this?
All the teams stare down, but Caster quietly backs off. However, in this kind of Fatal 4 Way, only two teams can be legal at a time. Quen steps up for the champs, and Malakai steps up for the House. They circle while the fans rally up, and they tie up. Malakai arm-drags to armlock, but Quen rolls back. Malakai hammerlocks but Quen sits down, rolls, and headscissors! Malakai shrugs that off but Quen armlocks. Malakai wrangles Quen to a wristlock but Quen rolls and arm-drags free! Malakai trips Quen, Quen boots him away, and then Quen kicks. Malakai blocks, flips Quen, and sits down cross-legged! The fans cheer and Quen tells Malakai to get up.
Malakai reverses to get up so Quen runs up. Malakai ducks under, kips up, trips Quen to cover, ONE! Quen sweeps to cover, ONE! Both men kip up and the fans fire up! Quen and Malakai reset, but then Quen has to duck The End! Malakai smirks as he almost had Quen. Quen rushes up to headlock but Malakai back suplexes! Quen lands out, kicks, but Malakai easily blocks it! Quen shoves Malakai, Malakai ELBOWS Quen down! Malakai drags Quen up, Bowens tags in off him, and the fans fire up as Malakai and BOwens stare down. Bownes rusn up on Quen, and he turns hip toss into hip toss!
Zay tags in, runs up, he and Bowens block arm-drags! Then arm-drags cancle out! Bowens whips bu tZay arm-drags! Bowens mule kicks, front kicks, runs and FAMOUSERS! The fans fire up as “EVERYONE! LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!” Bowens drags Zay up but Caster is too busy soaking up the cheers. Zay breaks free to ENZIGIRI! Truth Magnum tags in and he waistlocks Zay. Truth spins Zay to snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Zay is tougher than that but Truth tags Turbo Floyd. The Outrunners whip Zay to a corner, then ELBOW, snapmare, and NECK SNAPPER! Zay staggers up and Turbo scoops to SLAM!
The fans fire up as The Outrunners flex! Quen runs up to BLAST Truth! Turbo DECKS Quen, he DECKS Caster, and he DECKS Bowens! Malakai runs in but Turbo LARIATS him up and out! But here comes Brody King! Turbo turns around, he throws hands, but Brody DECKS Turbo! The fans fire up and Turbo rises. Turbo throws more hands, but Brody ROCKS Turbo! Turbo fires up to fire hands but Brody ROCKS Turbo, then CHOPS him! But Turbo is powering up! Turbo flexes, runs, but Brody LARIATS Turbo down! The fans bark for Brody as he drags Turbo to the outside, and then throws him into railing!
Brody DECKS Caster, pushes Bowens into the ring, and The House regroups. Malakai KNEES Bowens, Brody puts Bowens up top, and they both climb! A SUPERPELX for the Power, DIVING DOUBLE STMOPS for the Glory! Malakai then goes up and out to QUEBRADA the whole cluster! Malakai puts Quen in for the hell of it, and Quen BOOTS Brody! Quen kicks at Malakai but Malakai blocks it to THROW him down! Quen ends up in the corner, Brody LARIATS! Then POP-UP KNEE! Zay springboards in, into a HAYMAKER! LEG SWEEP! SENTON! The fans fire up for The Kings of the Black Throne!
The Outrunners and Acclaimed regroup and they stare The House down. The fans rally up as it is a 4v2 brawl! Truth & Caster mug Brody while Bowens & Turbo TOSS Malakai! Private Party joins the party and they beat Brody down. Bowens goes up and everyone holds Brody open! SCISSOR ME TIMBERS~! The fans fire up, but then Caster BOOTS Truth! Turbo TOSSES Quen, Bowens TOSSES Zay. Bowens and Turbo stare down, and the fans fire up! But then Caster DECKS Turbo! Truth DECKS Caster! Bowens clinches and spins Truth to NECKBREAKER! Bowens brings Turbo up to suplex! Zay is back, he SUPERKICKS Bowens!
Zay goes up, “SUCK IT!” and FLYING FLATLINER! Turbo LARIATS Zay! Caster fireman’s carries Turbo for a DEATH VALLEY BOMB! Truth dodges Caster to DROPKICK! Not the cleanest hit but good enough. Quen dodges Truth to MJ PELE! The fans fire up as now Private Party aims at The Outrunners! STEREO 450 SPLASHES! Double covers, TWO!! The fans rally while Private Party regroups. Private Party whips, The Outrunners double whip, and then The Outrunners DOUBLE ELBOW! “Turbo Floyd, you son of a b*tch!” Handshake and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans fire up and Turbo tags Truth.
Turbo scoops Zay, Truth runs, but Zay slips free! Outrunners collide, Brody tags in! Malakai KICKS Zay while Brody CLOBBERS Turbo! Bowens runs in, but Brody scoops him to SLAM him! The fans fire up as Bowens and Truth are in corners. The fans bark along with Brody as he storms around. Brody roars and The House hits Bowens with the CANNONBALL DROPKICK COMBO! Now they aim at Truth! CANNONBALL DROPKICK- NO, Caster sweeps Malakai’s legs and Truth avoids Brody! Turbo scoops Brody! TOTAL RECALL!!! Truth covers, CASTER BREAKS IT! Malakai TOSSES Caster, Bowens fires Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK on Malakai!
Caster hits a MISSILE DROPKICK on Malakai! The fans tell Caster off but he ignores that. Bowens tags in off Turbo, Caster tags in off Brody, how does that work!? The ref and The Acclaimed have to sort that out, but the fans are on Bowens’ side! Billy tells them to focus, they spot Turbo and DOUBLE SUPERKICK! The Acclaimed argue about who should be legal, but Caster says just pin him! This is the loophole of this Fatal 4 Way! Bowens does cover Caster, but Quen SWANTON BOMBS it apart! Zay tags in off Caster, but Bowens catches him ot a cradle! TWO!! Zay rolls Bowens, TWO! Bowens ROLLING ELBOWS Zay!!
Bowens fires up, and he brings Zay around to whip. Zay reverses, Caster tags in! Bowens has the crucifix but the ref says he’s not legal! Bowens says Caster messed this up! Caster says just hit the finishers! But Zay kicks Bowens! Bowens powers out to clinch, THE ARRIVAL!! Caster is up but Turbo is after him! Caster ROCKS Turbo, but Turbo TOSSES Bowens! Caster still goes for it, only for Quen to get up! GIN & JUICE!!! Cover, PRIVATE PARTY WINS!
Winners: Private Party, by pinfall (still AEW World Tag Team Champions)
Caster is beside himself, but he’s the reason his own team failed! And now, after such a massive defense, will we see that a Private Party party never stops?
Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.
Lexy Nair is with Freshly Squeezed and says this past Wednesday, The Death Riders sent a clear message. How is that affecting his mindset tonight? Cassidy says yes, they sent a message. But tonight, “we” send a message back. AEW sends a message back! Private Party started it. They’re AEW Day One, and they’re the AEW World Tag Team Champions. Because AEW means everything to them, just like it does to Cassidy and to all the fans here tonight. How could Moxley possibly understand that? Because Moxley never needed AEW. Cassidy wouldn’t exist without AEW. So tonight, Cassidy shows that AEW doesn’t need Moxley!
Cassidy takes the power, the symbol of what AEW represents, and puts it in his backpack as the NEW AEW World Champion. Cassidy heads out, will he make this all become a reality?
MJF VS Roderick Strong!
The Wolf of Wrestling tried to worm his way out of another situation by setting obstacles in front of his enemies. However, The Savior of the Backbreaker still made it through three matches to earn this opportunity and finally shutting MJF up. Will Roddy break MJF’s back and make him humble? Or will Maxwell Jacob Friedman prove he is still better than everyone else, and we know it?
The bell rings and MJF bails right out! The fans boo but MJF grabs a mic. MJF tells that the disgusting poors should keep their mouths shut! Roddy, you wanna know why the people like you? It’s not because you’re a good wrestler, it’s that you’re just like them: WHITE TRASH! Oh, sorry, did MJF insult the dumpster fire of the world? Hey, wanna know what’s really great? When MJF is out of this crap company and no longer wrestling in front of these fat losers, he’s out there making millions shooting movies! Meanwhile, Roddy’s mama is shooting his daddy! MJF soaks up the heat, but Roddy slides out to CHOP MJF down!
MJF scrambles into the ring, wants mercy, but Roddy CHOPS him again! MJF runs away up the ramp! Roddy chases him down and CLUBS him down! Roddy CLUBS MJF back to ringside, then CHOPS him again! Roddy swings, MJF dodges, then dodges again! Roddy CHOPS the POST! MJF bares some crossbars and he puts Roddy’s fingers in the gap! MJF bends the fingers! The ref reprimands, MJF lets go at 4, and he refreshes the ring count. MJF then wrenches the bad hand, tucks it into Roddy’s tights, and then gut wrenches to APRON POWERBOMB! Roddy falls to the floor and MJF smirks as he leaves Roddy behind.
The fans boo but MJF goes back to put Roddy in the ring. MJF storms in, he drags Roddy around, and MJF stands on Roddy’s hand. “You’re a bum! Not a single effin’ person in here cares about you!” MJF stomps Roddy’s hand, then he tells the fans to shut up. MJF reels Roddy in, but Roddy wrenches out to CHOP! CHOP! MJF dodges but Roddy CHOPS again! MJF BITES the bad hand! MJF then WRINGS Roddy into the corner! MJF soaks up heat while mockingly checking his “watch.” MJF says this is too easy, then he goes back for the bad hand. Roddy endures, fights around, but MJF wrangles him to the mat.
MJF continues to talk trash but Roddy still endures. The fans prove MJF wrong as they rally up for Roddy, and Roddy fights to his feet. Roddy throws elbows, then forearms! Roddy whips but MJF YANKS the bad arm! MJF runs up, but Roddy BOOTS! ENZIGIRIS! And HALF NELSON- NO, MJF wrenches out to have the bad hand. Roddy slips around, and he HALF NELSON BACKBREAKERS after all! Both men are down and the fans fire up. Fans actually duel, seems New Jersey likes a devil like MJF. But Roddy CHOPS first! And ELBOWS MJF, then CALF KICKS! Roddy keeps moving and he LARIATS MJF down!
The fans fire up as Roddy fires elbow after elbow, then he torture racks! MJF reaches out, but Roddy REVERSE LAWN DARTS! JUMP KNEE! ANGLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! MJF survives but Roddy huffs ‘n’ puffs. The fans rally, Roddy hauls MJF up, but MJF wrenches and WRINGS the bad arm! Both men are down and the fans rally again. Roddy and MJF go to opposite ends, and Roddy is on the apron. MJF storms up, reels Roddy in, but Roddy stops the Heatseeker! MJF runs back in but Roddy TOSSES him! Roddy then WRECKS MJF with a dropkick! Roddy hurries out and he whips MJF into railing! And then he CHOPS!
Roddy lifts MJF up to RAILING BACKBREAKER! The fans fire up with Roddy and he drags MJF up. Roddy puts MJF into the ring, aims from a corner, and he runs up to SICK- NO, MJF dodges! Roddy tumbles, he hurries after MJF, but MJF pops him up to MULE KICK! MJF goes up, mocks Adam Cole, but Roddy YANKS him down for a BACKBREAKER! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! Roddy crawls to MJF, covers, TWO! MJF stays in this and the fans rally up again. Roddy rises and he brings MJF up. Roddy reels MJF in but MJF wrenches to go after the arm! Roddy whips MJF to a corner but MJF ELBOWS him away!
MJF goes up and DOUBLE STOMPS the bad arm! MJF then reels Roddy in, hammerlock DDT! Cover, TWO!! Roddy survives and MJF is too tired to throw a fit. Both men slowly rise, but MJF SPITS on Roddy! Roddy SLAPS MJF! And CHOPS! Roddy fires a flurry of forearms and CHPOS, then he blocks a kick. MJF pokes Roddy in the eye! MJF runs while fans boo, but Roddy DROPKICKS MJF! Roddy then trips MJF, has the legs, and has the TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! The fans fire up while MJF endures and crawls around. Roddy drags MJF from the ropes! But Roddy’s bad hand can’t hold on!
MJF is free and he rises up, but Roddy storms over. MJF DECKS Roddy with a fast hand! MJF drags Roddy up again, suplexes, but his back won’t let him finish that! MJF runs up, now Roddy DECKS MJF! The fans fire up as Roddy slowly makes his way to MJF. Roddy drags MJF up, but MJF wrenches and he HEADBUTTS the hand again and again! MJF wrenches to suplex, but Roddy turns it around! END OF HEARTACHE!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!! MJF survives by a literal foot! Roddy is beside himself but the fans rally up again. Roddy hobbles to ropes, MJF sits up, and Roddy runs back in! But MJF bails out!
The fans boo but Roddy pursues. Roddy drags MJF up off the ground, puts him in the ring, and he hurries to suplex again. MJF cradle counters! TWO, Roddy has the cover, TWO! Roddy swings, MJF ducks and whips, but then Roddy dodges! ENZIGIRI, torture rack, and RACK DROP! Then a fireman’s carry, for a GUTBUSTER DROP! Roddy keeps moving, SICK KICK hits!! The fans fire up and Roddy keeps on MJF! But MJF suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! The ref checks both men, they’re okay to continue, and Roddy crawls to a cover. TWO, and MJF has the FUJIWARA ARMBAR!
MJF THRASHES the arm, RODDY TAPS!! MJF WINS!!!
Winner: MJF, by submission
MJF grins, and he’ll surely play this off as another “easy dub.” But then MJF decides he isn’t done, and he grabs a chair! MJF grins as he storms back into the ring, and he threatens the ref! The ref backs off, and MJF puts the arm around Roddy’s arm! The fans boo as MJF stands on the steel! MJF runs to STOMP the chair!!! Roddy writhes, but ADAM COLE is here! Cole runs in but MJF runs away! The Undisputed Kingdom is also here, Taven & Bennett check on Roddy’s arm while Cole glares at MJF. Cole vows he will get MJF, that SOB! Kyle O’Reilly rushes out here, too, and he gets mad at Cole!
Kyle says this is what he was talking with Cole about on Wednesday! Kyle didn’t want this obsession to hurt someone else, and it has! Kyle helps Roddy away to the back, but does he have a point? Should Cole have stopped this before it began? Or will Cole make sure it ends with him and MJF?
AEW TBS Championship: Mercedes Mone VS Kris Statlander!
The CEO is still NJPW Strong Women’s Champion on top of AEW TBS Champion, but the walls might be closing in. Mone knows she has Strong Style Evolved in a few weeks, but is she taking the Galaxy’s Greatest too easy? Or will the #BornAgainKristen once again be The Face of TBS?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is really the greatest TBS Champion today!
The bell rings and Kris circles with Mone. They tie up and then Mone SLAPS Kris! Mone dodges Kris to fire hands, but Kris just storms up on her! Mone dodges again, but Kris catches her this time, to THROW her to a corner! Mone dodges again, KNEES Kris, and then slingshots in to MONKEY FLIP! Mone rolls to mount and rain down fists! The ref counts, Mone lets off to soak up heat, and then Mone drags Kris up. Mone reels Kris in, but Kris blocks the suplex! Kris suplexes Mone, holds her up, then shifts to a fireman’s carry! Military press and SLAM! The fans fire up and Kris SENTONS! Then STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!
Mone bails to the apron but Kris storms up on her. Mone goes to the floor, but Kris slides out, only for Mone to slide in! Mone wags her finger, Kris storms up, and Kris ROCKS Mone! Kris aims for the floor!? The fans fire up as Kris suplexes, but Mone slips free! Mone CLAWS Kris’ face, then goes up to FLYING RANA! Kris is thrown to the floor and the fans are stunned! Mone wants the ring count as she slides in, and the count begins. Fans duel but the “C E O! C E O!” has plenty of support in Newark. Kris rises at 4 of 10, Mone soaks up cheers and jeers, but Kris rolls in at 6! Mone BOOTS Kris back out! Mone then METEORAS to the floor!
The fans fire up again as Mone ditches Kris. Mone wants the ring count, and she even counts along. Kris flounders around at 4 of 10, rises up at 5, but Mone WRECKS her with a dropkick! Mone goes out to bring Kris up, and Mone sends Kris into the steel steps! Mone taunts Kris, then runs in, METEORA against the steps! Mone leaves Kris down and out while the ring count begins. Kris rises at 3 and rolls in at 4! Mone is frustrated, so she METEORAS in the corner! Mone stomps a mudhole in, but stops as the ref counts. Cover, TWO! Mone sits Kris up, runs, and METEORAS again! Cover, TWO!
Mone is frustrated but she’s making Newark into Meteora City. The fans rally for “KRIS STAT! KRIS STAT!” but Mone bumps her off buckles. Mone fires hands, whips, but Kris reverses! Mone is in the corner, Kris whips corner to corner, but Mone stops! Mone ELBOWS Kris, ROCKS her, then hops up to DEADLY NIGHTSHADE! Mone then METEORAS again! Cover, but the ref sees Mone holding ropes! Mone throws a fit but she drags Kris up. Kris fires body shots, fires forearms, then reels Mone in. Kris Canadian Racks, but Mone reverses that to a NECKBREAKER DROP! Cover, TWO! Mone is shrieking in fury as Kris survives!
Mone pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and Mone runs up on Kris. SUNSET FLIP BUCKLE BOMB! Mone keeps moving, METEORA!! Cover, TWO!! Kris stay sin this and Mone is beside herself! Mone HIP DROPS Kris, SMOTHERS her, then pulls her into a STRAITJACKET CAMEL CLUTCH! Kris endures being bent backwards and the fans rally up. Kris fights up, powers up, and she backs Mone into a corner! And then RAMS her in again! Kris is free, and she hoists Mone up top. Mone kicks first, then TORNADO- NO, Kris THROWS Mone away! The fans fire up as both women rise up.
Kris runs in, but Mone BOOTS her! Mone goes up to METEO- NO, Kris stops it to BUCKLE BOMB Mone!! The fans fire up as both women are down again! Kris and Mone stir, a standing count starts, and both women are still down at 5. Mone drags herself up with ropes to stand at 7, and the fans rally. Kris follows at 8, and she counter punches Mone! Kris fires a flurry of forearms against the ropes, then whips. Kris scoops to POWERSLAM! The fans fire up again while Mone flounders to a corner. Kris runs up to UPPERCUT! Kris goes side to side to KNEE! O’Conner Roll and CHAOS THEORY!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!!
Mone survives by a literal foot and Kris is seething. The fans still rally behind Kris as she drags Mone around. Kris RIPCORDS Mone up, but Mone CRUCIFIX DRIVERS! Cover, TWO! STATEMENT MAKER!! Kris flails, fights around, rolls, but Mone rolls through. Kris fireman’s carries! POP-UP, but Mone ducks the kick! Kris ducks the elbow to back suplex! Mone lands out, BACKSTABBER!! Cover, TWO!! Mone is shrieking again but Kris is just that tough! Mone drags Kris to a drop zone, then hops up, but Kris anchors a foot! Mone kicks Kris away, Kris kips up! METEORA!! Cover, TWO!! Mone throws a tantrum while the fans fire up!
Mone grits her teeth as she seethes and rises up. Mone drags Kris up, hooks the arms, but Kris swings through to tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Mone staggers, Kris DISCUS LARIATS!! Cover, TWO!! Mone survives but Kris shakes her legs out. Kris’ knees are still a concern, even though Kris has stopped wearing the braces. Kris drags Mone up, reels her in, and FISHERMAN- NO, Mone cradle counters! TWO, and Kris deadlifts for the FISHERMAN BUSTER!! Cover, TWO!!! Mone survives and Kris is stunned! The fans declare, “This is Awesome!” Kris feeds off that energy, and she drags Mone around.
Kris scoops, but Mone swings to DDT! Cover, TWO!! Mone is again beside herself, and she shrieks! Mone wants to know what it’s going to take, but the fans are all behind Kris! Mone covers her ears to tune that out, then she brings Kris up. Mone suplexes, Una Amiga! Another suplex, Dos Amigas! And then THREE AMIGAS! Mone gives some CEO Heat, but the fans boo. Mone grins as she hops up top, FROG SPALSH into a fireman’s carry!? Kris hits an F5!! Cover, TWO?!?!?! Mone BARELY gets her shoulder up and the fans cannot believe it! Kris grits her teeth in frustration, and she drags Mone to a drop zone.
Kris climbs up, the fans rally, and Kris 450 FLOPS as Mone moves!! Mone and Kris are both down, and Mone goes after the bad leg! Mone drops elbow after elbow on the knee! The fans boo as Mone just HAMMERS the leg! Kris CLUBS at Mone, but Mone drags Kris around. Mone stomps the leg, steps on it, then goes to the corner. The fans boo as Mone goes up. FROG SPLASH on legs!! Cover, TWO!!!! Kris still escapes and Mone is about to lose her mind. But then Mone manages a sinister smile as she stalks Kris. Mone dares Kris to stand, and Kris does rise. “This is Awesome!” as Mone hits a BACKSTABBER!
Mone flips Kris over, BACKSTABBER again! Mone isn’t done, she has the Gory Especial, MONEY MAKER!! Cover, TWO?!?!?! Kris survives Mone’s best shot and no one can believe it! And yet Newark LOVES it! Mone tries to understand what’s going on, and she shrieks again. Mone grits her teeth as she glares down at Kris. Mone drags Kris up, talks trash that she is THE CEO! Mone SLAPS Kris, then brings her around. But Kris fights the Gory Especial to flip and backslide! TWO, and Mone hooks an arm! LA MAGISTROL, roll through, ELECTRIC CHAIR LIFT!! And SLAM!!! Kris isn’t done there, she double pump handles!
Kris FLIPS Mone into the gut wrench! Mone CLUBS away on the bad leg! She BITES the leg! Mone is free, springboard, wheelbarrow and Kris is sent into ropes! Cover, MONE WINS!
Winner: Mercedes Mone, by pinfall (still AEW TBS Champion)
Even Mone surprises herself! She fought tooth and nail quite literally as she had to claw and bite at Kris just to take her down! If Mone is willing to do anything to win, will anyone ever take these titles from her? As for Kris, with as close as she came here, what more must she do in order to finally have gold around her waist again?
Jay White w/ Juice Robinson VS Hangman Page!
The Switchblade and the Blackhat Cowboy have been rivals ever since their days as NJPW Young Lions. Their record heavily favors Jay White, with the only loss to Hangman happening because of Christian Cage’s influence. Will White finally right that wrong when he kicks it into Full Gear? Or will there be no redemption when facing down #CowboyShit?
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Everybody wants Mina, but Mina wants Mariah!
Before they celebrate with champagne on Full Gear, Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa team up for a tag match! Will Rampage truly become “Glampage?”
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron & Nyla Rose; Mariah & Mina win.
- Juice Robinson VS The Butcher; Juice wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order; The Conglomeration wins.
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Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron & Nyla Rose!
While the AEW Women’s World Champion and her best friend will have their Championship Champagne Celebration tomorrow night, tonight is about celebrating a victory together. But will The Glamour & The Fighting Gravure Idol get that win? Or can the wild Aussie and Native Beast put a damper on the fun?
The teams sort out and Mina starts against Nyla. The fans rally, “We Want Mina!” and Nyla says so does she! They step up and Nyla taunts Mina’s height by calling for the knuckle lock. Mina reaches up but Nyla switches hands. And then switches, switches, switches, but Mina almost makes it a dance. The fans cheer as it indeed becomes a dance off between Mina and Nyla. But then Mina kicks low! Mina runs, but Nyla catches her! Nyla pops Mina up and around, but Mina slips free. Mina dodges, and she slides to pose. The fans cheer, Nyla shows she can shimmy, and she SUPERKICKS Mina down!
Nyla scoops Mina to SLAM her! Nyla swaggers, drags Mina up, and then scoops. Harley wants in but Nyla says not now. She is holding a grown human woman! Nyla SLAMS Mina down, runs, but Harley tags in! Nyla asks what is wrong with Harley, they argue, but Harley runs up on Mina. Mina fires hands, then facelocks and SOBATS! Mina runs, but Harley drops under. Mina rolls, then bypasses, runs, and tilt-o-whirls to a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, ONE!! Harley stays in this but Mina stays on her. Mina bumps Harley off buckles, then tags in Mariah. Mariah CHOPS Harley, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP!
Mariah brings Harley around, scoops, and SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Harley toughs it out but Mariah sucker punches Nyla! The fans boo but Mariah is coy as she tags in Mina. Mariah & Mina double whip Harley, then trip her up, and “Woo~!” DOUBLE SHOTGUN! Mina & Mariah both shake it up, but Nyla joins in. Nyla then drags them up by their hair, for a meeting- NO, Mariah & Mina stop from colliding. They smile, then double kick Nyla. They TOSS Nyla out at the ramp and Harley is upset with Nyla. But then Mariah & Mina run to WRECK their opponents with dropkicks!
Mariah & Mina pose cutely on the apron and blow kisses to each other. Then they fetch Harley into the ring as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Mina stalks Harley, then winds up to KICK her in the back! Harley writhes, Mina pushes her to a cover, TWO! Mina drags Harley up and brings her around to bump off buckles. Tag to Mariah, and Mariah brings Harley out for a HALF HATCH! Cover, TWO! Harley stays in this but Mariah stays on her. Mariah fireman’s carries but Harley fights free. Harley throws Mariah down by her hair! Harley waistlocks, Mariah fights the lift and wrenches out. Harley ducks a kick to pump handle and BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Mariah stays in this but Harley stays on her. Harley drags Mariah up to whip to the corner, then she tags Nyla.
Nyla stomps away on Mariah, then stands her up to CHOP! Nyla stalks Mariah to a corner, Rampage returns to single picture, and Nyla snapmares for a NECK SNAPPER! Cover, TWO! Nyla drags Mariah around, ties up the legs, and clamps on the chinlock! Mariah endures but Nyla brings her up to whip her to ropes. Nyla scoops to SIDEWALK SLAM! Nyla keeps moving, SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! Harley shouts for the tag, Nyla tags her in. Harley RAMS into Mariah again and again, then snapmares. Mariah staggers up, Harley runs and SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO Mariah survives and Harley argues the count.
Harley taunts Mina, drags Mariah up, but Mariah swings. Harley dodges the lariat but Mariah blocks Sole Food, to HEADBUTT! Mariah and Harley both fall back! Both women crawl, the fans rally up, but Harley anchors Mariah’s legs! Mariah KICKS Harley away, hot tag to Mina! Mina rallies on Harley, whips, but Harley reverses. Mina comes back to NECKBREAKER DROP! The fans fire up with Mina and she runs corner to corner, but Harley dodges! But then Mina dodges! Mina ROCKS Harley, goes up and FLYING CHUCKS! Harley falls, Mina covers, but Nyla stomps it apart! Nyla helps Harley up and they double whip Mina.
Mina reverses to send Harley away. Mina mule kicks Nyla, ELBOWS Harley, victory rolls Nyla and has the legs! Harley staggers but runs up, only for Mina to catch her! Mina spins Harley, DDT SNAP LOCK COMBO! The fans fire up with Mina and she hot tags Mariah! Nyla hobbles up, into Mariah’s SHOTGUN! But Harley rolls Mariah! TWO!! Mariah is up and she KNEES Harley down! Harley staggers to a corner but Mariah hoists her up! Electric Chair Lift, and Mina tags in! Mina climbs, for a BULLDOG DOOMSDAY!! Cover, Mariah & Mina win!
Winners: Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa, by pinfall
The AEW Women’s World Champion and the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Champion are victorious together, just like they wanted! Will they toast this victory and all others tomorrow night? Or will someone look to ruin their Full Gear fun?
Rampage returns and…
Lexy Nair welcomes us back, while also welcoming us to the official Full Gear Zero Hour weigh-in. Please welcome first, QT Marshall! The fans boo as QT makes his return to AEW TV, and he shows off the “DOOM” logo on his track jacket. QT steps into the ring and now Lexy welcomes out Big Justice and Big Boom AJ! The fans cheer as the Costco Guys are here, giving out high-fives and fist bumps! QT is already annoyed but Lexy says before we get started, do either of them have something to say? QT steps up to say yes, he does! Enough with the “Boom,” first off! Tomorrow night, QT brings the doom!
QT told AJ 20 years ago that he didn’t have it. 20 years later, AJ still doesn’t have it! The fans boo but AJ just shrugs that off. AJ tells QT that QT’s been waiting those 20 years to get AJ in the ring. But AJ’s been waiting ever since QT tossed those double chunk chocolate cookies! The fans cheer that! But AJ says hold on, hold on. He’s got a special surprise for us. He wants someone real special to be at Full Gear to ring the bell when AJ rings QT’s bell and he Power-Booms QT through this ring. QT asks who. AJ says there’s only one guy that can be. They scratch their chins, and yes, it’ll be THE RIZZLER!!
QT is seething but the fans love it! QT gets to business by taking off the jacket and the sweatpants. QT steps on the scale, flexes, and we get the numbers on the tron: 229 pounds flat for QT! QT is all fired up, he’s bringing that heavyweight build. The fans fire up for AJ, “Bring the Boom! Bring the Boom!” Wait, what? 550?! AJ’s big but not THAT big. QT says this must be why he’s Big Boom AJ. Maybe he should laugh off the double chunk chocolate cookies. Big Justice steps up! And he says we all know QT rigged the scale! Right? Right? But see, that won’t matter when his dad brings that BOOM on Saturday night! Is QT ready?
QT steps up but AJ gets in QT’s way. QT takes a swing! AJ ROCKS QT first! AJ makes sure Big Justice is okay, but then QT hits the DIAMOND CUTTER! The fans boo but QT says that’s gonna be the DOOM! Will QT not care who or what Big Boom AJ brings to Full Gear? Or will he slammed on the mat for The Rizzler?
AEW takes a closer look at the AEW World Tag Team Championship Fatal 4 Way.
Malakai Black says, “Eight men, four destinies intertwined.” Anthony Bowens recaps: The Acclaimed, Kings of the Black Throne, Outrunners, and Private Party, fighting for the titles. Marq Quen says he and Zay worked SO damn hard for these titles. But The Outrunners are hard as a rock! Malakai says The House has a “trigger full of promises to deliver.” Bowens says they have everyone’s number, but The Outrunners feel they have nothing to lose! Malakai & Brody say come one, come all, for all shall perish! Zay promises he & Quen will do whatever it takes to leave Full Gear still your AEW World Tag Team Champions, and that’s a flex.
Juice Robinson VS The Butcher!
While everyone else, such as the Bang Bang Gang’s fearless leader, Jay White, gears up for Full Gear, Rock Hard Robinson is just looking to get a win. Butcher almost shoves him off the apron, will Butcher cause this Collision Cowboy to go off the rails? Or will it be Guns Up for the Reading, Pennsylvania Gold Members?
The bell rings and Juice ties up with Butcher. They’re in a deadlock and quickly go to the mat. They also quickly get back up, and Juice powers Butcher to a corner. The ref counts, they go along ropes, in a corner, then along more ropes. Butcher has Juice on the ropes but he lets off with a scuffing forearm. Juice has wild eyes to go with his wild hair, and he shoots in to headlock. Butcher powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and Butcher doesn’t budge. Butcher eggs Juice on, but Juice grins. Juice stomps Butcher’s foot! Juice headlocks but Butcher fires body shots. Butcher powers up and out but Juice RAMS him!
Butcher rebounds to CLOBBER Juice! Things keep moving, Juice drops then hurdles, then he goes to hip toss. Butcher blocks to body shot and LARIAT! The fans fire up while Butcher stalks Juice to a corner. Butcher stands Juice up to CHOP! The fans “WOO~” and then Butcher climbs up. Butcher says count along, but then Juice sips out before he even starts! Juice trips Butcher up, then climbs, and now fans get to count! Juice rains down fists all the way to nine, then winds up, to BITE Butcher for ten! But then Butcher DUMPS Juice to the floor! Butcher storms out after Juice to RAILING BACK SUPLEX!
Juice writhes more but Butcher drags him back up. Butcher throws Juice into the apron while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Butcher LARIATS Juice against the apron, pushes him into the ring, then stalks him to another corner. Butcher runs up to LARIAT! Juice staggers and Butcher scoops him for a BACKBREAKER! Juice writhes, Butcher runs, and he drops a leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Juice stays in this but Butcher drags him up. Butcher ROCKS Juice in the back! Butcher then stands Juice up, shoves him to ropes, and ROCKS him again! Juice drops to his knees but Butcher drags him around into a chinlock. Juice endures, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Butcher lets go to stomp away on Juice! Butcher then clamps onto Juice with a dragon sleeper!
Juice endures as Butcher bends him. Juice fights up, powers up, and ROCKS Butcher! And ROCKS him! And hits a JAWBREAKER! Juice whips, Butcher reverses and ELBOWS him down! Butcher stalks Juice to ropes, stands on Juice’s face, but the ref counts. Butcher steps away, then drags Juice up. Butcher ROCKS Juice, but Juice shakes his head. Butcher ROCKS Juice in the back again, and Juice drops to his knees as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns as Butcher runs up, only for Juice to BOOT him! Juice then dodges Butcher, atomic drops and roars! Juice HEADBUTTS Butcher to the corner, but Butcher snarls! Butcher runs up, into a LEG LARIAT! Juice grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Juice pumps up, takes aim, and he JABS! JABS! JABS! Juice roars, and Butcher falls for the left hand feint! DDT! Juice adds a SENTON, then covers, TWO! Butcher is tough but Juice grins. The fans rally up and Juice watches Butcher go to a corner. Juice runs up to LARIAT! Juice calls his shot, goes corner to corner, and back again, but Butcher throws him back! LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up but Butcher is furious! Butcher drags Juice up, reels him in, and hits a BIG back suplex, only for Juice to land out! Roll up, with a bridge! TWO, and Juice hurries away. Butcher rises, runs up, but Juice drop toeholds him into buckles! Juice gets moving, CANNONBALL! The fans fire up with Juice and Juice pumps up. Butcher rises, into the JAB! JAB! JAB! LEFT HAND O’- NO, Butcher slips around, half nelson, BACKBREAKER! And then JACKHAMMER! Cover, TWO!! Juice survives and Butcher is furious! Butcher drags Juice up, calls his shot, and suplexes, but Juice fights that off!
Juice slips free to LEFT HAND O’ GOD! Juice powers up, another LEFT HAND O’ GOD!! The fans fire up again as Juice brings Butcher up. JUICE IS LOOSE!! Cover, Juice wins!
Winner: Juice Robinson, by pinfall
And that’s one for Bullet Club Gold! Will Jay White look to do just as much damage to Hangman Page? Or will the Blackhat Cowboy still be number one with a bullet?
PROGRAMMING NOTE for next week!
There will be no Friday Night Rampage next week, because it will be a BACK-TO-BACK Rampage & Collision Saturday night! Make sure your DVR is ready for three hours of AEW action!
Backstage interview with Thunder Rosa.
Lexy is with La Mera Mera and brings up how next week will be an ALL LUCHA Rampage. That must be exciting. Rosa is beyond excitement! It is about time they get some lucha libre to spice up Rampage. Atlantis Jr, Hechicero, and the return of Mystico! C’mon, now! Well what about Rosa? Yes, what about Rosa? Rosa hasn’t had a true lucha match in awhile, but why not? An open challenge for any luchadora or female wrestler that wants after La Mera Mera! In steps Harley Cameron, wearing a Hologram mask, and putting on a robot voice. “Greetings. I am famed luchadora, Harley-gram, the female counterpart to Hologram.”
Rosa is trying not to laugh as “Harley-gram” officially accepts the open challenge. Rosa tells Harley-gram that she looks familiar. Like a certain someone she beat two weeks ago. Does not compute with Harley-gram. Okay, fine. Compute this: Next week, Rosa will yank her cord and shut her down! OH SHUT UP! What? Uh… Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! “Harley-gram” runs off and Rosa asks if this is really happening. Rosa sighs, but will she just have to reboot Harley back to factory settings?
Ricochet speaks.
“I have had my eyes on the International title since I debuted in AEW. And Takeshita has cost me my chance at becoming International Champion on more than one occasion. I was the last person to pin the International Champion, and I plan on doing it one more time, at Full Gear. At Full Gear, Takeshita finds out what the world already knows: That Ricochet is not from here. Ricochet is outta this world!” The King of Flight is determined to dethrone The Alpha. Will Ricochet become The One & Only International Champion?
BREAKING NEWS for the Full Gear Zero Hour!
Anna Jay lost last week in her last chance championship match, but she also rejected the offer of The Vendetta. Now Deonna Purrazzo is looking to teach Anna why that was a mistake. Will The Virtuosa make sure Anna’s never The Star of the Show? Or will she learn why Anna’s still The Queenslayer? Then, we see Dante Martin, The Beast Mortos, Komander and Buddy Matthews compete in what will surely be a fast and furious Fatal 4 Way! Who wins some big momentum, and possibly a spot in the Continental Classic?
Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order!
While Tomohiro Ishii is aiming for the ROH World Championship next Wednesday on Thanksgiving Eve, he, Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero don’t mind building up momentum in the Trios Division. Will the Stone Pitbull, Sussex County Chicken & Azucar be rolling towards titles? Or can Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds & John Silver remind everyone that The Dark Order is good enough?
The trios sort out and Mark starts against Silver. The two shake hands, and the fans cheer on “Johnny Hungy!” Silver and Mark tie up, go around, and Silver headlocks. Mark powers up and out, but Silver runs him over! Silver flexes, runs, but Mark drops down to then arm-drag! Silver arm-drags back! Mark sweeps to cover, ONE! Silver sweeps to cover, ONE! Both men stand and the fans fire up. Silver and Mark reset, tie up, and Mark headlocks. Silver powers up and out, hurdles, but then Mark hits the crane stance! Silver stays back, and then shows off his Dark Order Karate! The fans fire up and the two circle again.
Mark shows off more of his Redneck Kung-Fu, but then Uno CLOBBERS him! Even Silver’s disappointed but Uno backs off. Silver brings Mark up, Uno tags in, and then he tags Reynolds. Uno CLAWS Mark’s back. then Dark Order DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICHES! Uno hits a JAWBREAKER, Reynolds adds a BACKBREAKER, and then Uno hits the DDT! Reynolds covers, TWO! Reynolds drags Mark back, tags Uno, and they stomp Mark down. Uno puts Mark in a corner, whips him corner to corner, but Mark goes up to FLYING FOREARM! Mark powers Uno to the Conglomeration corner then tags in Ishii.
Ishii CHOPS Uno, and CHPOS, and CHOSP! Uno feels those even through his business shirt! Tag to Rocky but Uno hits low. Uno whips, Rocky reverses and UPPERCUTS! Rocky winds up as Uno goes to a corner, and he runs in to LARIAT! That’s one-ever! Then two-ever! Then three-ever! Rocky gives some Latino Heat, but Reynolds runs up! Rocky gives Reynolds four-ever! More Latino Heat and the fans fire up! Uno runs up, to catch Rocky for SOMETHING EVIL! Rocky flops out of the ring and Uno flexes, but Rampage goes picture in picture.
The ring count starts but Reynolds throws Rocky in. Reynolds drops an elbow, then stands on Rocky’s face. Reynolds scuffs Rocky with his sole, then bumps Rocky off buckles. Uno traps Rocky while Silver tags in. The Dark Order mugs Rocky, then Silver scoops and SLASMS! “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” Silver drags Rocky up, ROCKS him with forearms, then puts him in a corner. Silver ROCKS Rocky again, then puts him in the Dark Order corner for a LARIAT! Silver tags Uno then flexes on The Conglomeration. Uno taunts Ishii, then brings Rocky up. Rocky fires forearms! Rocky backs Uno down, then runs, but into a BOOT!
Uno hauls Rocky up to hit a BACKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Uno is upset that he only got one, but the fans rally for Rocky. Uno stomps Rocky’s hand! Rocky goes to a corner and Uno CHOPS him down! Uno does Scott Hall fingers to taunt Rocky, then he bumps Rocky off Silver’s boots! Reynolds tags in, pushes Rocky down, and then he stands on Rocky before an IMPLODER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Rocky flounders but Reynolds stalks him. Reynolds taunts Rocky, then brings him up. Rocky fires forearms! And forearms! And then he powers Reynolds back! Reynolds digs his heels in to keep Rocky from his corner!
Reynolds knees Rocky, whips him, but Rocky sunset flips! TWO! Reynolds CLOBBERS Rocky! Cover, TWO! Reynolds is frustrated but he tags in Uno. Uno rolls up his sleeves while soaking up the heat from Reading. Uno clamps onto Rocky with a chinlock and he grinds Rocky down. Rocky endures and fights around while the fans rally up. Rocky fires body shots as Rampage returns to single picture, but Uno clamps on tighter! Rocky is fading! Uno sits Rocky down, then BLASTS Ishii! The ref keeps Mark from getting at Uno, and Uno stomps Rocky. Uno again taunts Mark, then runs up, but into a BOOT!
Rocky fires off hands on Reynolds & Silver! Rocky rolls past Uno to hot tag Mark! The fans fire up as Mark dodges Uno to then fire hands on him and Reynolds! Mark CHOPS and ROCKS and repeat! Mark fires a flurry and ROCKS Uno! Reynolds swings into a wrench, KICK, and then a CHOP for Silver before the ROLLING ELBOW on Reynolds! Uno runs up but Mark just keeps throwing shots! Forearms and CHOPS on Uno and Silver! Silver waistlocks but Mark BOOTS Uno away! Mark breaks free to PELE Silver! Uno runs up, into an EXPLODER! The fans fire up and Mark covers, TWO! Mark stays fired up and the fans are with him!
Mark fires hands on Uno, then fireman’s carries. Uno fights free and throws Mark into ropes! Reynolds BOOTS Mark, Uno reels Mark in! Silver SUPERKICKS before the PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and The Dark Order can’t believe it! Uno tags Silver, Silver tags Reynolds, and they haul Mark up. PENDULUM- NO, Mark fights free to BOOT Silver! Mark dodges Uno & Reynolds, hot tag to Ishii! Ishii CLOBBERS Reynolds and RAMS Uno, but Uno stays up! Uno dodges Ishii’s haymaker to waistlock, but Ishii ducks as Reynolds runs up! Reynolds ROCKS Uno by accident! Ishii CLOBBERS Uno! And GERMAN SUPLEXES Reynolds!
The fans fire up with Ishii as he brings Reynolds up. Ishii suplexes, but Silver makes the save! Silver KICKS Ishii, but Ishii CHOPS Silver! KICK! CHOP! Repeat! The fans fire up and Ishii CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Ishii runs, breaks through the kick, but not the SUPERKICK! Silver GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Ishii’s right back up! LARIAT for Silver! Reynolds BOOTS Ishii down! Mark LARIATS Reynolds up and out! Rocky hurries to fetch a chair for Mark! Mark sets that up and the fans cheer him on! Mark builds speed , but Reynolds trips him up! Rocky FLYING RANAS Reynolds! Uno BOOTS Rocky!
Uno helps Reynolds up, but Mark FLIES! The fans fire up with Mark and he high-fives the front row. Mark goes back for Reynolds, puts him in, and Ishii SLIDING LARIATS! Ishii roars and he hauls Reynolds up! Suplex for the BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!
Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall
A great battle from these factions, but it is Strong Style that wins out! Will this happen again when Ishii goes 1v1 with The Learning Tree? Or will Chris Jericho make sure the Age of Nueve lasts forever and ever?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here for the go-home to Full Gear, but it was definitely just a go-home. They’re even ending with the November Rain music video from last Saturday as I type this. Good promo from Ricochet to hype up his match with Takeshita, but that’s still a toss-up to me. A part of me does want Ricochet to have the International Champion so Takeshita can enter the Continental Classic and go after Okada like he was supposed to do just a month ago. It really depends on what the Don Callis Family story is going to be with Ospreay and Fletcher, as The Don Callis Family isn’t losing everything at Full Gear.
Great opening tag of Mariah & Mina VS Nyla & Harley, though I really thought that was going to be the main event. But at the same time, of course Mariah & Mina won. No tease for anything at Full Gear so maybe they’ll wait to surprise us with Toni Storm or something tomorrow. Harley becoming “Harley-gram” just to get a rematch with Rosa was hilarious stuff, as does that “All Lucha Rampage” episode they’re hyping up. But oh look, next week is back-to-back Rampage and Collision on a Saturday just to try and undercut Survivor Series. It won’t matter, I’m still watching WarGames and leaving AEW for after, but it’s nice of them to do everything on one night.
Very good filler match of Juice VS Butcher, that was a strong return to singles action for Juice. Very nice Zero Hour matches but I kinda wish they’d given us a segment on TV to set up Deonna VS Anna rather than just announcing it. Maybe there was something social media had but I’m still not someone who follows all the socials. And that Fatal 4 Way is awesome, can’t wait to see who comes out of that a winner. Good promo overall from Big Boom AJ and QT Marshall, but I’m not sure it needed to be a weigh-in. A press conference style segment would’ve been fine, or even a contract signing, but I guess they just wanted to set up QT’s “lay off the cookies” joke. QT stands tall with his cutter taking down AJ, so you can bet AJ dooms QT in the Zero Hour.
Also great Six Man Tag main event, though I don’t think I’ve ever seen a main event without entrances. Great win for Conglomeration, though, but yeah, Ishii sure ain’t winning the ROH World Championship.
My Score: 8.8/10
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