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Mitchell’s AEW Dark Results & Report! (7/28/20)
AEW Dark is STACKED!
It’s a Dark Dozen tonight for AEW!
Before going 5v5 this Wednesday, the Inner Circle, Best Friends and Orange Cassidy are all in action! Which side gathers momentum before Dynamite?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Brandon Cutler & Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates VS FTR; FTR wins.
- Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss VS Michael Nakazawa & “Pineapple Pete” Suge D; Janela & Kiss win.
- Abadon VS Skyler Moore; Abadon wins.
- The Dark Order’s Evil Uno & Stu Grayson VS Shawn Dean & Will Hobbs; Uno & Grayson win.
- Scorpio Sky VS Corey Hollis; Scorpio wins.
- Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Kenzie Paige; Ford wins.
- Wardlow VS Aaron Solow; Wardlow wins.
- Best Friends VS The Dark Order’s Numbers 3 & 4; Best Friends win.
- Lance Archer VS Frankie Thomas; Archer wins.
- Orange Cassidy VS Serpentico; Cassidy wins.
- Sammy Guevara VS Fuego Del Sol; Guevara wins.
- Triple Threat Tag: SoCal Uncensored VS Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS Private Party; Proud ‘n’ Powerful wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Brandon Cutler & Peter Avalon w/ Leva Bates VS FTR!
The Dungeon Master and the Librarian have truly become a team, because they have a team name! They are The Initiative! Will they take the initiative and finally get a win? Or will Cash Wheeler and Dax Harwood keep them completely winless?
The Young Bucks are watching from ringside again to continue supporting their pal in Cutler. The teams sort out, Cash starts against Avalon. They tie up, go around as Tully Blanchard is also watching, and Avalon gets away as Dax tags in. Cash gives Dax some tips and Dax circles with Avalon. They tie up, Dax headlocks to the takeover but Avalon keeps his shoulders up. Avalon fights his way up, powers out but Dax runs him over. Avalon scrambles up, tag to Cutler. Dax and Cash talk again, Dax circles with Cutler. Cash swipes at Cutler and Dax clubs Cutler from behind! Dax bumps Cutler off buckles and CHOPS! Tag to Cash and Dax feeds Cutler to Cash’s knees! Cash brings Cutler up for European Uppercuts and CHOPS!
Cash whips corner to corner, Cutler goes up but gets caught and put on the apron. Cutler blocks the bump to give the bump then springboards to forearm! Cutler drags Cash over to tag in Avalon. They double whip and double flapjack! They push Cash down, Cutler runs, elbow drop and splash combo! Avalon covers, ONE! Avalon keeps on Cash with a wristlock and tags in Cutler. Cutler takes the hand-off and wrenches, but Cash rolls. Cutler keeps on the wrist to keep Cash from Dax, but Dax tags Cash’s foot. The ref says that’s not a legal tag, but Cash rakes Cutler’s eyes in the confusion! Tag to Dax, FTR double suplex to hang Cutler out to dry! Dax drops a leg, an elbow, and a headbutt! Cover, TWO! Cutler gets to ropes but Dax stomps his hands!
Dax hooks Cutler’s nose then drives an elbow into the forehead. Dax drags Cutler up, whips and back elbows Cutler down! Tag to Cash, FTR drag Cutler up to guillotine catapult him in the ropes! Avalon distracts the ref as Cash covers, ONE! Cash drags Cutler up, snapmares him and wraps on a headlock. Cash grinds Cutler down but the crowd rallies up. Cutler endures, fights up, and lifts. Cash holds on but Cutler throws him off to get him for the back suplex after all! Both men are down, Dax tags in and intercepts Cutler to throw him out of the ring! Culter is on the apron, Dax gets him between the ropes to forearm, kick, and repeat! The ref counts, Dax lets up but Cash gets a cheap shot! Cutler flops into a corner and Leva reprimands Dax. Dax grabs her book and throws it away!
Cutler throws haymakers but Dax back suplexes him down! Dax tags Cash and FTR drags Cutler up. Cash throws forearms, bumps him off buckles then grabs another book from Leva! He TEARS it! Cash runs at Cutler but Cutler dodges, Cash’s leap only gets buckles! Both men are down and the crowd rallies up! Hot tags to Dax and Avalon! Avalon springboards and crossbodies Dax! Enziguri for Cash! Avalon CHOPS and whips Dax, Dax reverses but run sinto an enziguri! Arabian Moonsault! Cover, Cash breaks it! Cutler throws hands on Cash but Cash dumps Cutler out hard! Avalon dropkicks Cash out, whips Dax but Dax reverses to wrench and LARIAT! Both men are down but Dax sits up with a scowl on his face. Tag to Cash, Cash climbs up, MIND BREAKER! Cover, FTR wins!
Winner: FTR, by pinfall
They didn’t always #FollowTheRules, but Cash and Dax did impress Tully. FTR shake hands with Bucks out of respect and sportsmanship. Will these two teams meet in the ring for that dream match everyone’s after?
Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss VS Michael Nakazawa & “Pineapple Pete” Suge D!
Jersey’s Finest returns to action! But will they slip up against this new combination of the Turkish Oil Master and Sugar Dunkerton?
The teams sort out and Kiss starts against Nakazawa. Kiss dropkicks Nakazawa then huricanranas! Kiss runs corner to corner, Nakazawa dodges and rolls but runs into an elbow! Kiss goes up, headscissors, but Nakazawa blocks the twerk! Nakazawa brings out the oil! But the Bad Boy gets in to take that bottle away! To spray it all over Kiss?! Seems Janela just wanted to do the honors. Nakazawa still gets the Kiss My Sass! Taz can’t even on commentary right now. Kiss handsprings but slips to the splits because of the oil slick! Nakazawa boots Kiss in the back! Nakazawa drags Kiss up and whips him to the corner, then uppercuts! Tag to Suge and Suge brings out a bottle of his own! Suge has become the Turkish Oil Apprentice!
Suge oils up Nakazawa and himself, then runs corner to corner. He uses Nakazawa as a Slip ‘n’ Slide to RAM into Kiss! Suge is pumped and he jumps to hug Nakazawa, only to slip right off! Master and apprentice argue but Kiss hot tags Janela! Janela climbs up top, and leaps at Suge and Nakazawa with a double missile dropkick! Janela brings Suge up, tags in Kiss, then wrenches to the Russian Leg Sweep! Janela sits Suge up for Kiss’ SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Kiss drags Suge up, whips to a corner, then runs in to back kick! Kiss goes to the apron, pushes Suge out and springboard, but Suge gets under! Suge baits Kiss in, goes up and over to ram Kiss again. Suge cravats and KNEES, then LARIATS! Cover, TWO!
Suge keeps on Kiss with a mounted chinlock then shifts to a facelock. The crowd rallies, Kiss rolls, Suge tags in Janela? That doesn’t work like that. Suge pushes Kiss to the other corner and tags in Nakazawa. Master and apprentice double suplex but Kiss slips out! Tag to Janela and he rallies on Nakazawa and Suge! Janela whips Nakazawa into Suge but that counts as a tag! Nakazawa runs at Janela but Janela turns him around to German Suplex into the buckles! Suge runs in but Janela throws him down onto Nakazawa! Janela brings Suge up, fireman’s carry, rolling Death Valley and basement dropkick! Janela builds speed to DIVE out onto Nakazawa! Nakazawa gets driven into barriers, Janela goes up top, FLYING SPLASH! Cover, but Nakazawa breaks it up!
Nakazawa clubs Janela, drags him back up but Janela ROCKS him with a right! Janela drags Suge back up, Suge throws fast hands and ROCKS Janela back! Suge talks trash, Janela ROCKS him back! Suge wobbles but Nakazawa has primed the hot pink jock strap! Janela blocks the Nasty Claw! But Suge FAST BALLS! Nakazawa tries again but Janela deflects the undies into SUGE! Janela SUPERKICKS Nakazawa down! BUZZSAW for Suge! Tag to Kiss, Kiss goes up top, FLYING SPLITS! Cover, Jersey’s Finest wins!
Winners: Joey Janela & Sonny Kiss, by pinfall
They’re back in action and back on top! Will Janela and Kiss keep going on this wild ride all the way to the top?
Abadon VS Skyler Moore!
Something wicked this way comes as Abadon returns to action! Will Skyler survive this real-life scary movie?
The bell rings and Moore is very wary of Abadon. Moore forces herself to tie up but Abadon tackles her down! Abadon hammers away wildly then screams at the ref when he reprimands her. Moore rakes Abadon’s good(?) eye and thrashes her at the ropes! Moore lets up at 4 to go after Abadon’s face again! Abadon yells but Moore throws forearms. Moore whips, Abadon ducks and LARIATS! Abadon laughs as she looms over Moore. Abadon drags Moore up but Moore hits back! Moore throws forearm after forearm then kicks. Moore hits a DDT, but she doesn’t cover! Abadon sits up like a certain Deadman and fixes her neck! Moore freaks out and bails out of the ring!
Abadon chases her down at the railing and clubs away! But Moore fights back! Moore throws Abadon into barriers! Moore hears the ring count, mocks it, then brings Abadon up to throw more forearms. Moore puts Abadon back in the ring, feeling brave suddenly. She drags Abadon up and scoops, for a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Moore can’t believe it, but she keeps on Abadon with a gut wrench. Abadon slips out, Gory Especial, WIDOW’S PEAK!! Cover, Abadon wins!
Winner: Abadon, by pinfall
Another win for the living nightmare! Will anyone be able to stand up and stop Abadon’s horror show?
Shawn Spears speaks.
“So why the glove?” He can understand the questions. What he can’t understand is the negative and uninformed comments people throw his way that are really only insights to the kind of people they really are. “You think you know my industry? Okay, well, here it is. Your world is safe. You’re the master of your own domain, you’re the lion, you’re the king of your own jungle.” But his world is different. “There are countless hyenas masquerading as lions and they’re always looking for their next meal.” They are willing to do anything and take everything you’ve worked for. So what would anyone do in that situation?
The definition of self-defense is the “defense of one’s person or interests, through the act of physical force, which is permitted in certain cases as an answer to a violent act.” Spears hopes you understand it was never his intention to hurt someone. This glove is the one thing that will never turn its back on him, the one thing he can rely on, and the one thing that will always be there for him when he needs it. The glove is not a weapon. “It’s my protector.” How far will Spears go to “protect” himself?
The Dark Order’s Evil Uno & Stu Grayson VS Shawn Dean & Will Hobbs!
The original members of AEW’s resident cult are preparing for their moment! Tomorrow night’s Dynamite will finally see Uno and Stu challenge for THE AEW World Tag Team Championships! Are The Captain and the Embodiment of Will Power serve as appetizers for that golden feast?
Naturally, the Numbers follow Uno and Grayson out and stand on stage. The teams sort out, and Grayson immediately rushes Dean! Grayson keeps hitting Dean, brings him up and tackles him to the corner. Uno tags in, CHOPS and clubs Dean down, then throws haymakers. Uno drags Dean up, whips him to ropes and elbows him down. Uno taunts Hobbs then drags Dean back up. Uno bumps Dean on buckles, tags in Grayson and throws him in to RAM Dean’s stomach! Grayson snapmares and KICKS Dean down. Tag back to Uno, Uno drags Dean up and throws elbows. Uno whips Dean back into the corner, but Dean throws forearms and haymakers! Dean kicks, Uno blocks, but Dean enziguris!
Grayson tags in and keeps Dean from Hobbs. Dean boots Grayson away but runs into a HUGE urenage! Cover, TWO! Grayson drags Dean up, feeds him to Uno’s boot then tags Uno back in. Uno CHOPS Dean again, then brings him back up for a back suplex! The crowd rallies for Dean but Uno brushes off his shoulders. Uno drags Dean up, throws haymakers, then slaps Dean around. Dean throws forearms back! ANd an uppercut! Grayson tags in, Uno reels Dean in but Dean kicks free. Dean swings into a scoop, springboard elbow sidewalk slam! Grayson pushes Hobbs but the ref keeps Hobbs back. Grayson tags Uno in, Uno dropkicks Hobbs off the apron! Uno swaggers about before he whips Dean. Dean reverses, spins through and hits a neckbreaker! But Hobbs is still down and Grayson tags in!
Grayson goes up but Dean dropkicks the springboard down! Dean builds speed to FLY out onto Grayson! The crowd rallies as Dean gets up. Dean gets in the ring, dodges Uno and hot tags Hobbs! Hobbs rallies and leaps to lariat! Hobbs misses Uno in the corner but gives him a SPINE BUSTER! Grayson returns, QUEBRADA, but Hobbs catches him! Hobbs runs to RAM Grayson into a buckle, Oklahoma Stampede to the other side! Then the POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Grayson survives but Hobbs tags in Dean. Hobbs and Dean bring Grayson up, Grayson double PELES! Tag to Uno, the Dark Order go after Hobbs.
Hobbs resists the lift but Uno boots him. Uno blocks Dean’s kick to send it into Hobbs! Grayson KNEES Dean down! Uno and Grayson hit Hobbs with a boot and a knee together! Grayson powers HObbs up with a torture rack for the NIGHTFALL! Uno has Dean, tags in Grayson, FATALITY!! Cover, The Dark Order wins!
Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall
The #1 contenders are rolling into their tag title match! Will the AEW World Tag Team Championships #JoinDarkOrder?
Scorpio Sky VS Corey Hollis!
The Closer takes on The Original as the hot streak continues! Will Scorpio continue to #ReachForTheSky as the summer heats up?
The bell rings and Scorpio circles with Hollis. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Scorpio powers Hollis to a corner. Scorpio backs off and circles with Hollis again. Hollis gets a leg, Scorpio hobbles to stay up but Hollis shifts to a waistlock. Hollis headlocks, wrenches, shoulder breaker and hammerlock. Scorpio switches the hammerlock but Hollis switches back. Scorpio rolls Hollis up, ONE! The crowd cheers the exchange as Scorpio and Hollis go again. Scorpio headlocks, Hollis powers out and things speed up. Hollis jumps into a Manhattan drop! Scorpio brings Hollis around, Russian Leg Sweep! Cover, TWO! Hollis gets to a corner but Scorpio is on him with EuroUppers.
Scorpio follows Hollis to corners with those EuroUppers, then wrenches and whips to dropkick Hollis down! Hollis bails out as the crowd cheers. Scorpio slingshots, Hollis moves but Scorpio abandons the Pescado, only for Hollis to trip him up! Scorpio clutches the knee, Hollis climbs up top, and Hollis leaps to flying knee Scorpio down! Cover, TWO! Hollis grows frustrated but he dropkicks Scorpio against the ropes! Scorpio gets to a corner, Hollis stomps a mudhole into him. The ref counts, Hollis stops at 3 and Scorpio gets up. Hollis whips, Scorpio reverses and redirecits, but he runs into Hollis’ boots! Hollis goes up and springboards to enziguri! Cover, TWO!
Hollis grits his teeth as he glares at Scorpio. The crowd rallies up as Hollis watches Scorpio. Hollis cravats, Scorpio turns around to hook the arms, but Hollis slips out to waistlock. O’Conner roll, TWO, Hollis rebounds but into Scorpio’s cradle! TWO, and Scorpio BOOTS Hollis down! Cover, TWO! Hollis survives and Scorpio is a bit surprised. Scorpio keeps his focus, brings Hollis back up, inside fisherman but Hollis Stun-Dog Millionaires back! LARIAT! Hollis doesn’t cover, he goes to the corner and to the top rope! Hollis Frog Splashes into BOOTS! Scorpio brings Hollis up, T K O!! Cover, Scorpio wins!
Winner: Scorpio Sky, by pinfall
The streak continues! Scorpio got quite the fight out of Hollis but he will not be defeated so easily! Will Scorpio reach for some gold in the near future?
Penelope Ford w/ Kip Sabian VS Kenzie Paige!
The Superbad Girl wants to climb back up and get another shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship, but she’ll have to get through the Real Mean Girl first! Will Kenzie be a speed bump on Ford’s road back to contention?
The bell rings and Kenzie circles with Ford. They approach and Ford kicks low to club Kenzie on the back. Ford knees Kenzie to a corner, whips her corner to corner then runs in to clothesline! Ford back elbows then whips again, redirects Kenzie and CLOBBERS her from behind! Ford throws Kenzie by her hair, the ref reprimands, but Ford brings Kenzie back up. Ford whips again, runs in but Kenzie boots back! Kenzie clobbers Ford in return! Kenzie ducks Ford to throw her down! Kenzie rains down furious fists but Ford pushes her away. Ford flounders to a corner, Kenzie runs in but a drop toehold sends her into buckles! Ford throws Kenzie into buckles again, then brings her up to SLAP her down!
The ref reprimands but Ford tells Kenzie not to pull hair. Ford clubs Kenzie, puts her on ropes and chokes her! The ref counts, Kip gives Ford a kiss, then Ford YANKS Kenzie into the ropes! Ford stomps Kenzie around and wraps her up in a Camel Clutch! Kenzie endures while Ford sneaks in some fish hooks, but Kenzie fights up. Ford CLUBS Kenzie down, then brings her up to DECK her! Ford fireman’s carries Kenzie and dumps her for a GUT BUSTER! Kip loves what he sees from his Superbad fiance, but Kenzie jawbreakers back! Ford goes Matrix, STUNNER! Ford drags Kenzie back up, but Kenzie throws body shots and forearms! Kenzie fires up, Ford ducks to DECK her again! Ford runs, into a SUPERKICK!
Kenzie fires up, spins Ford around to a full nelson, but Ford spins out! Ford shoves Kenzie and BOOTS her down on the rebound! Ford handsprings, into another STUNNER! Cover, but Ford lets up. She wants a better one, and hits the PERFECT PLEX! Cover, Ford wins!
Winner: Penelope Ford, by pinfall
That was one Superbad and super mean win over the Real Mean Girl. Kip celebrates with Ford, will they both be heading for title shots in the near future?
Wardlow VS Aaron Solow!
Maxwell Jacob Friedman’s muscle wants to keep going strong in his own AEW win-loss record. Will he make minced meat of the man from San Fran?
The bell rings and Wardlow grins at Solow as he flexes the pecs. Solow gets around Wardlow and clubs him, but Wardlow doesn’t flinch. Wardlow puts Solow in a corner, slaps him around, then swings. Solow dodges, fires off kicks then runs, but into a BOOT! Wardlow seethes, drags Solow up, and RAMS him into a corner! Wardlow RAMS again, then has Solow on the ropes as he EuroUppers him! Solow flops down, Wardlow paces and brings Solow back up. Wardlow whips Solow corner to corner hard! Solow hits buckles then the mat, and Wardlow storms over. Wardlow RAMS into Solow again, throws another EuroUpper, then drags him up.
Wardlow whips corner to corner again, Solow stays standing this time, and Wardlow runs corner to corner. Solow BOOTS, enziguris, mule kicks, SUPERKICKS, and spins, into Wardlow’s arms! Wardlow swings and SLAMS Solow down! Wardlow just smiles after taking all those shots and brings Solow back up. Solow wobbles, Wardlow reels back and CLOBBERS him! Wardlow drags Solow up again, wants the cameras to see this as he puts Solow up top. Wardlow says thumbs down, FALLING KNEE SMASH! Solow is OUT, Wardlow wins!
Winner: Wardlow, by referee stoppage
Wardlow gets a knockout win, that is how brutal he can be. But he isn’t satisfied, either! Wardlow drags Solow up, for the F10!! And then ANOTHER!! Solow is down but the War Dog continues on his warpath! Will he steamroll through anyone and everyone to become a champion?
Best Friends VS The Dark Order’s Numbers 3 & 4!
We saw Uno and Grayson win, now it’s up to John Silver and Alex Reynolds to keep The Exalted One pleased with their results. But with a battle against The Inner Circle coming, will Chuck Taylor and Trent fight to gain momentum?
Just as the Numbers did for Uno and Grayson, Uno and Grayson stand with the Numbers to support the Beaver Boys. But as Best Friends get in the ring, they get jumped! Silver stomps Trent while Reynolds boots Chuckie T. Then they trade and Silver stomps Chuck down. The ref reprimands but Reynolds punches away on Trent and Silver whips Chuck into barriers! Chuck throws Silver into railing in return! Trent hits railing again but comes back to SPEAR Reynolds! Chuck dumdum stomps Silver down from the apron! Best Friends regroup, put Reynolds back in, and give Reynolds a Sexy Chuckie Knee! Sole Food to Half ‘n’ Half! Best Friends HUG!! Trent grabs Reynolds, Chuckie goes up top, but Silver BOOTS Trent and helps Reynolds get a sunset flip powerbomb!
Silver BOOTS Chuck off the top, down goes as camera man! The Beaver Boys focus on Trent, whip to a corner and a roundhouse, rolling elbow, enziguri, GERMAN SUPLEX! Jackknife cover, TWO!! Trent survives that Beaver Boy blitz but Silver tags in. Silver stomps Trent down then throws forearms. Cover, TWO! The Numbers keep their cool as Uno coaches them. Silver brings Trent up to ROUNDHOUSE him down! Trent sits up but Silver boots him! Cover, TWO! Silver drags Trent up, tags Reynolds in, and they mug Trent. Reynolds throws EuroUppers and then clinches to knee and throw Trent down. Reynolds tops it off with a boot! Uno and Grayson applaud but no one else does. Reynolds whips Ternt to a corner, runs in but only gets buckles!
Trent hits a tornado but not the DDT! Trent dodges Reynolds to boots him back! Trent hops up, Reynolds trips him! Cover, TWO! Reynolds drags Trent away to tag in Silver. Silver stands on Trent’s head but the ref counts. Silver lets up at 4 to double gun on ’em. Chuck and the crowd rally but Silver bumps Trent off buckles. Trent CHOPS back but Silver RAMS him into the corner! Silver rams in more, then whips Trent corner to corner! Trent tumbles up and back, into Silver’s lift. Silver runs and SLAMS Trent down! Cover, ROPEBREAK! Silver seethes but he drags Trent back up, tags in Reynolds but Trent pushes away. Silver trophy lifts for Reynolds’ CUTTER! Cover, Chuckie breaks it! Reynolds goes after Chuck and throws him out, then brings Trent back to the Dark Order corner.
Tag to Silver, they stomp Trent down and take their time with him. Trent sits up to get a KICK from Silver! Silver paces but Trent eggs him on. Silver KICKS, KICKS but Trent fires up! Trent throws forearms and Silver gives them back! They brawl, Trent catches the kick but Silver throws haymakers! Silver runs, into Trent’s LARIAT! Trent and Silver stagger, Reynolds tags in but is dumped out! Trent crawls, Reynolds trips up Chuckie T! And snap suplexes him to the floor! Reynolds gets Trent again, waistlock to a GERMAN SUPLEX! Silver drags Trent up for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Reynolds BOOTS Trent in the corner, and then the Beaver Boys double torture rack for the DOUBLE INVERTED DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO!! Trent lives and Uno can’t believe it!
Reynolds tags in, drags Trent up, but Trent SAIDOS back! Reynolds and Trent crawl, hot tags to Silver and Chuckie T! The Kentucky Gentleman rallies on the Beaver Boys! Pop up and dropkick for Reynolds! Chuckie grabs Silver to whip but Silver reverses. Silver whips Reynolds in but Chuckie goes up and over! Chuckie overhead suplexes Silver ONTO Reynolds! Chuckie brings Silver up to FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! Chuckie can’t believe it, but he won’t let it slow him down. Chuckie goes up top, Reynolds throws haymakers to stop him then climbs up to join him. Trent goes after Reynolds in return, SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Silver runs into Chuckie’s backslide! Silver slips out, kicks and kicks and SUPERKICKS! But Chuckie slips out of the suplex for AWFUL WAFFLE!! Cover, Best Friends win!
Winners: Best Friends, by pinfall
The Numbers have failed and that upsets Uno and Grayson. Trent and Chuck are ready for the 10 Man, but the Dark Order rushes the ring! Best Friends get away and then hug! Will Best Friends, Orange Cassidy and Jurassic Express all be hugging in victory after facing Le Champion’s legion?
Lance Archer w/ Jake The Snake Roberts VS Frankie Thomas!
The Murderhawk Monster mauled a random assortment of wrestlers in the locker room without remorse! Will he continue to do that tonight? Or does “Mr. Superkick” have a trick up his sleeve to stop the devastation?
Speaking of random wrestlers, Archer drags out another one and dumps him on the ramp! But Frankie isn’t afraid, he walks up and kicks Archer! The bell rings, Archer pie faces Frankie. Frankie throws forearms but Archer throws him to a corner! Archer corner clotheslines, then runs corner to corner but Frankie dodges. Frankie headlocks but Archer powers out to DERAIL him! Archer drags Frankie up to choke on the ropes with one arm! The ref counts, Archer lets up to then CLUB Frankie down. Archer brings Frankie up and suplex TOSSES him! Archer grins at the camera, “Everybody in AEW, I’m coming for you!” Archer goes to Frankie, reels him in and LARIATS him down! Archer warns the wrestlers in the crowd, such as Lee Johnson, an earlier “victim.”
Archer choke grips but Frankie slips out to kick away. Archer shoves, Frankie throws forearms then slides. Archer avoids the trip but Frankie plays some cat ‘n’ mouse, and slingshots, into Archer’s hands! Archer overhead TOSSES Frankie, then BLASTS the one guy he already mauled! Archer puts Frankie back in the ring, kicks him while he’s down, then looms over him. Frankie gets up for Archer to CLUB him down! Archer drags Frankie up, puts him in a corner and looks into the camera as he chokes Frankie. The ref counts, Archer lets off at 4 and goes back to Frankie. Archer whips, scoops but Frankie slips out to a sleeper hold! Frankie is a backpack but he’s rammed into buckles. Frankie boots back but Archer fires off furious CHOPS!
Archer drags Frankie out in the inverted crucifix, but Frankie escapes! Frankie dodges but then Archer clamps on, HUGE CHOKE SLAM! EBD Claw!! Archer dribbles Frankie, covers him, and wins!
Winner: Lance Archer, by pinfall
Another one bites the dust and Archer is just building momentum! Will Archer not stop until #EverybodyDies?
Orange Cassidy VS Serpentico!
Ironically, this is the real SNAKE MAN, not the one who attacked Jurassic Express last week. That was Sammy Guevara in disguise. But can The Sloth still prepare for the Inner Circle by taking on the real Serpentico?
Cassidy takes his time taking off his jacket and shirt, mostly because he doesn’t have Best Friends to help him with that. The bell rings and Serpentico rushes Cassidy, but then misses. Cassidy steps over him, hands in pockets, and seems to let Serpentico have a shot. Serpentico looks over Cassidy’s shoulder before putting on a headlock. Cassidy powers out without hands, side steps Serpentico then hurdles. Serpentico leaps over, rolls back and Cassidy leaps over. Cassidy gets up to no-hands arm-drag Serpentico! Serpentico gets up to get the shotgun dropkick! No-hands kip up by Cassidy! Taz is admittedly impressed. Cassidy takes off the sleeve but Serpentico avoids the Super Punch!
Cassidy puts his elbow pad back on and wants Serpentico to return, but Serpentico tells Cassidy to join him outside. Cassidy waits and Serpentico has to worry about the count, so Serpentico runs in, only for Cassidy to bail out! Cassidy eggs Serpentico on again, Serpentico slides and catches Cassidy as he slides in! Serpentico spins Cassidy to ROCK him with a forearm! Slingshot double stomps! Then an apron leg drop! Serpentico SUPERKICKS Cassidy, and basement DDT’s! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy gets out of that high stack and Serpentico… Well it’s hard to see his emotions behind that mask.
Cassidy boots Serpentico, Serpentico spins around but gets another boot! Serpentico rushes in again but Cassidy dodges and Serpentico tumbles out. Cassidy DIVES and hits Serpentico into barriers! Cassidy goes up top, Serpentico enziguris him down! Serpentico climbs up, says thumbs DOWN, and SUPERPLEX! Float over and another suplex, but Cassidy spins through to catch the arm, the Mouse Trap! Cassidy wins!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall
Serpentico can’t believe he got caught! He attacks but Cassidy dodges, throws off the elbow pad and SUPER PUNCHES Serpentico down! Cassidy raises the ref’s hand in victory, then has the ref put his hands in his pockets. Will Cassidy hit that hard when he gets his chance at revenge on Chris Jericho?
Sammy Guevara VS Fuego Del Sol w/ Low Rida!
Speaking of the Spanish God, he made his shocking return last week to help The Inner Circle beat down Jungle Boy, Luchasaurus and Marko Stunt. But now JB, Luchasaurus, Freshly Squeezed and Best Friends are going to stand up and fight! Will Sammy use the Fire of the Sun to prepare himself for that huge 5v5?
The bell rings and Sammy doesn’t seem to take Fuego that seriously. He gets around Fuego, waistlocks and slams then floats all over to pose. Sammy drags Fuego up to waistlock then headlock, then wrench to a wristlock. Fuego rolls, handsprings and flips to spin and wrench back! Fuego goes after that wrist, he blocks Sammy’s chop, then the other! But Sammy turns the knuckle locks to his advantage! Sammy kicks then flips Fuego, but Fuego rebounds off the ropes to bring Sammy up into a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO, and Sammy has a facelock. Sammy puts Fuego in a corner and CHOPS! Sammy pushes Fuego against the buckles but the ref counts. Sammy lets off at 4 as the fans rally for Fuego.
Fuego throws body shots and whips but Sammy reverses. Sammy runs in, misses the corner, Fuego tiger feints him from the corner! Fuego springboards into a KNEE! Sammy covers casually, TWO! Sammy shows off with crunches and then drags Fuego back up. The crowd rallies but Sammy clubs Fuego down. Sammy swaggers about, brings Fuego up, suplexes and holds him there for a count of 10! Cover, TWO! Sammy fireman’s carries Fuego and shows off with squats, then the Samoan Drop! Cover, but Fuego ghost pins! TWO, Sammy blocks the kick to flip Fuego up and out of the ring! Rida checks on Fuego but Sammy mocks the rallying. Sammy builds speed, fakes Fuego out, spins and poses again.
Sammy rolls out to fetch Fuego but Fuego CHOPS! Sammy CLUBS Fuego for that one then CHOPS him against the apron. Sammy puts Fuego in, takes his time returning, then brings Fuego back up to club him down. Sammy stands on Fuego’s head, the ref reprimands but Sammy lets up. Sammy brings Fuego up again, clamps onto the mask and whips, but Feugo QUEBARADS! Kip up and mule kick! Sammy staggers into a Slingblade Backbreaker to Complete Shot! Fuego goes up top, TORNILLO FLOPS!! Sammy KNEES Fuego, torture racks, G T H!! Cover, Sammy wins!
Winner: Sammy Guevara, by pinfall
Fuego will definitely have to Go To Hospital after that one! Rida gets in, Sammy KICKS him and gives him a GTH, too! Will Sammy help Chris Jericho and friends stand tall over Jurassic Express, Orange Cassidy and Best Friends?
Private Party speaks.
“Your boys’ back in the spot! Don’t make it hot!” But before they go out, where’s Matt Hardy? Here he is! No need to fret, no need to fear, Big Money Matt is here! And do they know why he likes them so much? They have dreams! Big dreams! They want to be the biggest ballers! The shot callers! The prime time players, living a life of luxury! Just like Hardy! He wants them to be the most popular act in AEW! The most successful they are, the more over he stays! Now speaking of wins, tonight will be a big win. Do it by any means necessary. Don’t let Matt down. Make him proud, and wealthier. Wow, Big Money Matt is a bit of a dick compared to the other Matts. But will Quen and Kassidy still do their mentor turned investor proud?
Triple Threat Tag: SoCal Uncensored VS Proud ‘n’ Powerful VS Private Party w/ Big Money Matt!
With the AEW World Tag Team Championships on the line for Dynamite, this match could very well bring about the next contenders! Will it be The Addiction, Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian? The Inner Circle’s pitbulls, Santana & Ortiz? Or the young upstarts with a resume of upsets, Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy?
The teams sort out, PNP stand down to let Kaz start with Kassidy. Kaz and Kassidy circle, tie up, and go around. Kaz wrenches, fireman’s carry takedown and wristlock. Kassidy endures, gets up and reverses to a hammerlock. Kassidy leans on the hold, Kaz gets up and switches around to drop toehold. Kaz headlocks, Kassidy fights up and fights back. Kassidy powers out, Kaz runs him over and covers, ONE! Kaz scoops but Kassidy slips off to kick low. Kassidy whips, Kaz reverses but things speed up. Ortiz tags in and throws Kassidy out! Kaz hip tosses Ortiz down! Kaz arm-drags Ortiz, fakes him out with a fist to kick! Kaz runs but Ortiz rolls to mule kick. Ortiz tags Santana as he runs to knee smash and neckbreaker! Ortiz is the step stool for Santana’s moonsault!
PNP talk smack to SCU while Hardy helps Kassidy to the corner. Santana snap suplexes and covers, TWO! Santana dropkicks Kaz in the back then brings him up. Santana CHOPS Kaz, whips him to ropes, but Kaz slides under and O’Conner rolls! TWO, Daniels tags in. SCU whips Santana and calf kicks him down! Ortiz runs into an atomic drop! Kaz cravats Ortiz’s head into Daniels’ knee, Daniels STOs Ortiz down! Kaz intercepts Santana, SCU double wrench and kick, clothesline and elbow drop! Daniels covers, ONE! Daniels drags Santana up, gut wrench suplexes, covers, TWO! Daniels keeps on Santana but Santana slips off the fireman’s carry, Quen tags in! Quen and Daniels circle, tie up, Quen headlocks and grinds hard.
Daniels powers out, things speed up, Quen kicks but Daniels blocks and flips him over. Quen lands on his feet to huricanrana Daniels to the Party corner! Quen kicks Daniels, tags Kassidy in, and Pirvate Party double whip. Atomic drop, enziguri and leg sweep! “Say cheese, baby!” Double stomps! Quen and Kassidy dust themselves off, then Kassidy throws forearms on Daniels. Kassidy suplexes, Daniels cradle counters! TWO, Ortiz tags off Kassidy! Santana drags Kassidy out while Ortiz clobbers Daniels! PNP have Daniels for a double suplex! Cover, TWO! Ortiz keeps on Daniels with another cover, TWO! Ortiz stalks Daniels, drags him up and wrenches to a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!
Ortiz drags Daniels up, tags in Santana, and then whip Daniels into elbows! Ortiz drops the senton, Santana covers, TWO! Santana argues the count but Daniels gets to a corner. Santana clubs Daniels, CHOPS him, then digs his forearms in. The ref counts, Santana lets off but Ortiz gets cheap shots in! Santana digs his heel in now, but he lets up at the count of 4. Tag to Ortiz, Santana clobbers Kaz! PNP double whip but Daniels reverses to send Ortiz into a corner. Ortiz dodges Daniels, Santana hits an uppercut! Santana feeds Daniels to Ortiz’s pop up POWERBOMB! Ortiz sits Daniels up for Santana’s KICK! Cover but Kassidy breaks it up! Santana is upset with the ref as the match continues. Ortiz brings Daniels up as the crowd rallies.
Daniels throws forearms but Ortiz gives them back. They brawl, Ortiz uppercuts but Daniels forearms. Ortiz kicks, whips but Daniels dodges and ducks for double clotheslines to take both men down! The crowd rallies up, Daniels and Ortiz crawl, but Santana trips up Kaz to CLOBBER him! Ortiz back suplexes Daniels, Daniels lands on his feet and hot tags Quen! Quen springboards and crossbodies Ortiz! Santana runs in, Quen dodges to PELE! PNP regroup outside, Quen FLIES onto them both! Quen puts Ortiz in, snapmares him down and tags in Kassidy. Kassidy springboard and moonsaults! Cover, TWO! Kassidy keeps on Ortiz with fast hands! The ref backs Kassidy off but he comes back, only for Ortiz to dodge. SILLY STRING DDT! Cover, but Kaz drags Kassidy off!
Kassidy throws Kaz out then springboards for the STUNNER! Daniels checks on Kaz, Kassidy tags in Quen. Kassidy stalks Ortiz, scoops and slams, then sets him up for Quen. Quen climbs, as does Kassidy on the opposite corner. Private Party LEG DROP SPLASH combo! Shout out to the Hardy Boys! Cover, but Santana drags the REF out! Santana baits Quen into a roll up, then rolls back to CUTTER! Daniels runs at Santana, Santana dodges and rolls back, into BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Ortiz kicks low, suplexes for the STUNNER! Kaz shoulders into Ortiz, slingshot DDT! Kassidy catches Kaz for a tornado COMPLETE SHOT! Kassidy PESCADO onto Daniels! Ortiz throws the mad ball at Quen to frame him! The ref takes that away, LOW BLOW!! Cover, Proud ‘n’ Powerful win!
Winners: Proud ‘n’ Powerful, by pinfall
The Inner Circle builds even more momentum before the 5v5 war for Dynamite! Will they be able to screw over Freshly Squeezed and his team so easily?
My Thoughts:
This was literally a massive episode of Dark at just over 1 hour and 50 minutes! Granted, a lot of it was still the same with the way matches turned out, but it was all still great stuff. I am a little torn on Cutler and Avalon getting a team name now. The Initiative is clever given Cutler’s love of Dungeons & Dragons, and they had another good match, but of course FTR wins. But my point is, Cutler and Avalon having a team name might steer things away from Cutler VS Avalon at All Out or the first episode with live fans. It’s basically a shame that they’ve come together as allies if it’ll just break up within the next few months. SCU breaks even, Archer and Wardlow decimate their opponents again, and Penelope Ford gets another clean win to build back up. I’m surprised Shida VS Diamante has been upgraded to a title match, but perhaps Shida can build her reign before facing Nyla Rose again.
Jersey’s Finest VS Nakazawa & Suge was a ton of fun, and I hope “Pineapple Pete” sticks with Nakazawa. I really like the idea of them being Turkish oil master and apprentice, that slip ‘n’ slide tackle was great creativity. Abadon is legitimately creepy to me, I just can’t sometimes with her. But she’s being built up, so that’s good for her and the AEW Women’s Division overall. Though, it does make me curious where Anna Jay has been since the decided to #JoinDarkOrder. Dark Order had a lot to do tonight, with the originals winning but the Numbers losing. Unless Omega turns on Hangman, I don’t see Dark Order taking those titles. That would be pretty wild and just in time so that All Out can have new contenders for Dark Order to face and more than certainly defeat.
Best Friends of course benefit from taking on Reynolds and Silver, and Orange Cassidy has a real good match with Serpentico. The Inner Circle also builds momentum as Sammy gets a good win over Fuego and Proud ‘n’ Powerful win big in that Triple Threat main event. I don’t really get why Big Money Matt is the Matt that accompanied Private Party, but maybe they’re testing things out between the other personas. Maybe the point is that it’s about which Matt helps Private Party get the win, and it’ll be the Matt that’s the most like the real Matt. Then the Hardy Party will make their way to a title match, perhaps as the first contenders to a Dark Order reign.
My Score: 8.5/10
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Rockin’ around the Christmas Collision!
The Continental Classic continues on Christmas Collision, with crucial points on the line this close to AEW Worlds End! Who will finally take the lead in Gold League?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet; Ricochet wins.
- Kris Statlander VS Penelope Ford; Kris wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Shelton Benjamin VS Daniel Garcia; Garcia wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos; Briscoe wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli; Claudio wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current Continental Classic Gold League standings!
Claudio Castagnoli: 2-1, 6 points
Will Ospreay: 2-1, 6 points
Ricochet: 2-1, 6 points
Darby Allin: 2-1, 6 points
Brody King: 2-2, 6 points
Komander: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Here are the current Continental Classic Blue League standings!
Kyle Fletcher: 3-1, 9 points
Kazuchika Okada: 2-1-1, 7 points
Mark Briscoe: 2-2, 6 points
Shelton Benjamin: 2-1, 6 points
Daniel Garcia: 1-1-1, 4 points
The Beast Mortos: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Ian Riccaboni is in the ring.
He has Big Boom AJ & Big Justice with him in the Hammerstein Ballroom, and yes, they’re ready to bring the BOOM~! They’re ready to watch the action tonight, and even the final face-to-face of MJF and Adam Cole. AJ says if MJF is gonna bring the doom, then you know he and Big Justice will bring the BOOM~! But tonight, their guy, Adam Cole will bring the BOOM~ too! And of course we have big Continental Classic action! Daniel Garcia VS Shelton Benjamin in a critical showdown, and while Shelton is tough, Garcia is going to bring the BOOM~! Plus, Mark Briscoe battles The Beast Mortos! The Chicken is their guy, time to bring the BOOM~!
In Gold League, we have Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli, and the Swiss Superman is a DOOM~! Let’s go, Darby, bring that BOOM~! And then a match everyone wants to see, the fireworks rematch of Will Ospreay VS Ricochet! If you’re a fan of high-flying wrestling, this is the right night to be right here in AEW! Ricochet and their guy, Ospreay, will bring the BOOM~! But speaking of, that match is up first! The Aerial Assassin joins AJ & Big Justice in giving a BOOM~, but will Ricochet make sure tonight is #OuttaThisWorld?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet!
Wait, are the fans throwing white streamers or is that… No, yeah, it’s toilet paper! Ospreay laughs at the fans basically calling Ricochet crap. Ricochet throws the toilet paper back! The bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans fire up for Ospreay as he and Ricochet circle. The fans also sing, “F HIM UP, OSPREAY, F HIM UP!” Ricochet shrugs that off, he and Ospreay tie up, and then Ricochet rolls. Ospreay shoots in, waistlocks, but Ricochet switches. They go around, Ricochet gator rolls with Ospreay, then floats to a headlock. Ricochet wrenches, hammerlocks then headlocks again. Ospreay powers up and out, Ricochet runs him over, but Ospreay kips up!
The fans cheer and Ospreay smiles as he and Ricochet reset. They tie up, go around, and Ricochet wrenches to a wristlock. Ospreay rolls, wrenches and wristlocks, but Ricochet spins and wrenches to hammerlock. Ospreay reaches back, headlocks and hits a takeover. Ricochet rolls to a cover, TWO! Ospreay holds onto the headlock but Ricochet powers up and out. Ospreay runs Ricochet over, Ricochet bails out, and then Ospreay handsprings to fake Ricochet out! The fans cheer as Ospreay superhero lands out, and Ricochet is annoyed. Ospreay holds ropes open for Ricochet, but Ricochet goes around the way to step in on his own.
The fans boo Ricochet being a bad sport but Ricochet ignores that. Ospreay and Ricochet knuckle lock, then Ricochet kicks low! And CHOPS! Ricochet whips, Ospreay reverses, but Ricochet rolls off Ospreay’s back! Things keep moving, Ospreay avoids the handspring to then duck ‘n’ dodges and RANA! But Ricochet handsprings through! The fans fire up, and Ospreay arm-drags Ricochet down! The fans cheer while Ricochet endures the grind. Ricochet fights up and puts Ospreay on ropes. The ref counts, Ricochet and Ospreay slowly let g o, and Ricochet SLAPS Ospreay! Ospreay CHOPS Ricochet!
Ospreay takes a swing, Ricochet ducks under to roll back and RANA! But now Ospreay handsprings through! Ricochet dodges to waistlock but Ospreay bucks the O’Conner. Ricochet arm-drags Ospreay down, but Ospreay headscissors back! Ricochet pops free but Ospreay arm-drags! Ricochet headscissors, Ospreay pops free, and Ospreay handsprings, but Ricochet catches him! Ricochet then THROWS Ospreay into the Tree of Woe, and Ospreay falls down! The fans boo while Ospreay bails out, but Ricochet FOSBURY FLOPS! The fans boo but Ricochet takes the toilet paper to wipe himself, then he SMOTHERS Ospreay with it!
The fans boo that literally disgusting act of disrespect, but Collision goes picture in picture.
Ricochet taunts the fans, then drags Ospreay up. Ricochet puts Ospreay in, soaks up more heat, then KNEE-BOARD SENTONS! Ricochet swaggers to taunt the fans more, then he goes back to Ospreay. Cover, ONE!! Another cover, TWO! Ricochet taunts the fans more, then goes back for Ospreay. Ricochet stands Ospreay up to CHOP, and Ospreay goes to a corner. Ricochet RAMS into Ospreay, RAMS him again, then snapmares to UPPERCUT in the back! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Ricochet drags him into a motorcycle stretch. Ospreay endures while Ricochet digs a knee into the back. Ospreay fights up, fights with elbows, then runs, but into a DROPKICK!
Ospreay is down in a daze but Ricochet has to shake out the stars in his own head. Ricochet covers, ONE! Ospreay then uses that one to flip off Ricochet. Ricochet RAMS Ospreay in the back! Ricochet then clamps on with a chinlock, and he digs his knee into Ospreay’s back. Ospreay endures, even as Ricochet JAMS Ospreay. Collision returns to single picture as the fans rally for Ospreay again. Ospreay fires up, fires hands, but Ricochet RAMS him into a corner. Ricochet runs up, RAMS into Ospreay, then goes to the apron. Ospreay takes a swing but Ricochet dodges and gets around him to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ospreay lands out!
Ospreay runs, handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ospreay goes to the apron, takes aim, and he springboards to PIP PIP CHEERIO! Down goes Ricochet, Ospreay covers, TWO! Ospreay stays focused and the fans rally up. Ospreay drags Ricochet up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again! Ricochet staggers, Ospreay runs, but Ricochet TIGER WALL KICKS! Forearm, SOBAT, and Ricochet runs, but into a POP-UP, and STYLES- NO, Ricochet sits up, slips free, and he underhooks Ospreay for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives but Ricochet goes up.
Ricochet has to double clutch, the fans let him hear it, but Ricochet still MOONSAULTS! Ricochet lands out as Ospreay moves, and Ospreay runs up, but into an ELBOW! Ricochet handsprings, but into a pop-up, Electric Chair, spin around, STYLES CLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Ospreay is surprised. Ospreay pulls on the elbow pad and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay aims, but Ricochet bails out! The fans boo but Ospreay storms after Ricochet. They’re both on the apron and Ospreay goes up a corner. Ricochet anchors Ospreay first! Then Ricochet has the Electric Chair Lift!
Ospreay fights free, fights off a nelson, then he KICKS Ricochet! Ospreay runs, but into a pop-up APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! The fans chant “You Still Suck!” but Ricochet adds a SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Ricochet puts Ospreay in, then springboards to 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives, but then Ricochet AX KICKS! Dragon sleeper, inverted suplex, VERTIGO! Cover, TWO!? Ospreay survives and Ricochet is shocked! Ricochet snarls and he aims from a corner. The fans rally for Ospreay but Ricochet loads up. SPIRIT- NO, Ospreay ducks under! Ospreay gets up, Ricochet blocks a kick!
Ricochet V-TRIGGERS, then he reels Ospreay in! But Ospreay fights out of the bomb, but then Ricochet returns the favor! Ricochet suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Ospreay springboards for the OSC- CUTTER FROM RICOCHET!! Ricochet hurries to get Ospreay up, powerbomb into fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! SPIRIT- HIDDEN BLADE!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Ospreay and Ricochet both slowly sit up and the fans rally as hard as ever. Ricochet and Ospreay stare down, talk a bit of trash, then stand up. Ospreay draws a line in the sand and dares Ricochet to step up.
Ricochet steps right up, they stand toe to toe, literally! They start firing forearms! The fans cheer Ospreay, boo Ricochet, and Ricochet wobbles! But then Ricochet comes back with forearm after forearm! Ospreay wobbles, but he grins as he rises and roars! Ospreay fires a flurry on Ricochet, then ROCKS him! Ricochet flops over, Ospreay hauls him up! But Ricochet grabs at the ref! Ospreay kicks Ricochet’s arm away, but then Ricochet RAMS Ospreay into the ref! The fans boo but then Ricochet hurries to HOOK KICK! And VERTI- NO, Ospreay slips free to underhook! STORM BREAKER! Cover, but the ref is down!
The fans count, Ospreay would’ve won twice over! Ospreay calls to the ref, the ref sputters around, and Ospreay goes up. But then Ricochet kicks the ref into ropes! Ospreay gets tripped up and the fans boo more! Ospreay is confused as to what happened, but SPIRIT GUN hits the mark!! Cover, RICOCHET WINS!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Ospreay earns 0)
The One & Only got away with murder, but there’s nothing that can be done now! Ricochet has NINE points, will he be headed to Worlds End?
Adam Cole heads to the ring!
The fans cheer as the Panama City Playboy returns to the Hammerstein Ballroom, and yes, they join in for the “BOOM~!” and the “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY~!” Cole grabs a mic, but he keeps his eyes on the ramp. That’s because we all know who’s next. MJF makes his entrance, but with a handful of security guards in front of him first. And not even AEW security, that’s his own personal security. MJF grabs a mic and has them cut his music. The fans boo but MJF tells them, “If I wanted your help, I’d ask for it. Sit down and shut up.” The fans tell MJF to STFU, but MJF shrugs that off.
MJF tells Cole that MJF is frustrated. It’s because for the past few months, MJF has had to listen to Cole say MJF is Cole’s biggest enemy! If memory serves, and MJF’s memory always does because unlike the fans here, he isn’t a complete moron… Didn’t Cole turn on MJF? But then does Cole realize he has bigger enemies out there? Like spray tan, cracks in the floor, gusts of win, and maybe… a cavity. Because last MJF heard, Cole’s dentist isn’t seeing him anymore. Cole was already staring daggers into MJF, but now he’s pissed. MJF has Cole calm down, and he tells the fans to shut up so he can shoot straight.
When MJF was the longest-reigning and greatest AEW World Champion of all time, Cole was nothing more than MJF’s cute little sidekick. That ate Cole up inside. Cole wanted to be MJF. Cole wanted #TripleB. But the sad truth is, Cole had many opportunities to win the title before MJF got anywhere near it. It’s almost like when it comes to Cole being elite enough to become world champion, just like his “s*itty little ankle,” Cole blows it. MJF laughs at his own joke, and then tells the fans he is talking, it is not that complicated. But this is why MJF doesn’t buy the hogwash that Cole turned on MJF because MJF would turn on Cole first.
Cole turned because he, like all these shmucks, is jealous of MJF. And who can blame Cole? MJF is rich, handsome, funny, entertaining, and then look at Cole. For crying out loud, Cole used to be ADAM COLE BAYBAY. Now, he’s just a crack baby! Cole asks if MJF is done. Was that the last line? Because it felt like MJF practiced that for two weeks in front of a mirror. But MJF killed it, really. Cole could come back with childish comments to hurt MJF’s feelings, but he won’t. Cole could mention MJF has had two surgeries on that fake head of hair of his while only in his 20s, which is hilarious, but he won’t.
Cole could talk about how MJF pulled some strings to get his girlfriend hired, like the real politician he is, but Cole won’t go there. Cole could talk about how every single time MJF enters a room, everyone waits for him to leave because he is loud, obnoxious and annoying as hell. But Cole won’t go there. Because Cole is not like MJF. They are nothing alike. That is why the friendship was ruined. Because, MJF, the truth is you say Cole is a failure, but in virtually every wrestling company Cole has worked for, he is the longest-reigning champion in so many!
In this very building, Cole bled BUCKETS against Kyle O’Reilly, wanting to prove he was one of the best in the world, and that is exactly what he did! Does Cole have regrets? Sure. Are there things Cole wishes he could take back? Absolutely. But Cole does NOT regret turning on MJF. The only reason it drives MJF insane is because Cole beat MJF to it. That’s MJF 101: Get close to someone, then turn on them. It’s what MJF does. Cole just did it better than MJF, and MJF knows it.
But Cole has been thinking, trying to understand what’s going on in MJF’s head, and he finally figured it out. MJF is terrified of having anyone close to him, because he feels it is a weakness. That hit a chord? Because not only does MJF act like a child, he thinks like a child! MJF knows in his heart that he was going to be the one to turn on Cole first! DAMN RIGHT HE WAS!!! MJF realizes he let the cat out of the bag. MJF says congrats, Cole, he solved the mystery! A regular Scooby-Doo! Great job, Adam.
But you want the truth? Here it is. The fact of the matter is, last year at Worlds End, MJF had every intention on stabbing Cole in the back that night. Cole just got lucky. When #BetterThanYouBaybay started, MJF didn’t give a damn about Cole. Cole was nothing more than a pawn. But MJF will admit, he did eventually start to care. For the first time in MJF’s life, he cared about someone else. Fans mockingly go, “Aww…” But MJF says that is just when Cole became a liability. And since Cole’s “a fragile little freak,” him jumping off that ramp and exploding his ankle made him a distraction!
Distractions, liabilities, emotions, there are no room for those when all you should be concerned with is maintaining the world championship! But Cole doesn’t get it, does he? Last year was a fluke. Cole ain’t the Devil, he just beat the Devil to it. But this year, Worlds End, December 28th, the same show where Cole tried to end MJF’s world, MJF ENDS Cole!! MJF throws down the mic and the fans are torn. Cole smirks and says MJF ends things then? Well, how about Cole ends this? COLE DECKS MJF! The guards rush in, but Cole fights them off! MJF sends more but Cole SUPERKICSK! And SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS!
But then MJF LOW BLOWS Cole! MJF tells the fans to shut up! MJF takes out the Dynamite Diamond Ring! But then The Kingdom rushes out here! MJF runs away from Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, but he vows this ends at Worlds End. We have one week left, is that the last week Cole has in AEW? Or will MJF finally lose the one thing he has left in that diamond ring?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.
Lexy Nair is with the #BornAgainKristen and brings up her trying to make amends with Willow Nightingale last night, as well as making the save when Harley Cameron & Penelope Ford were beating Willow up. Kris says what she and Willow have to discuss is between them. But as far as her and Penelope go, they’ve got a lot of history, and if Ford wants a fight, Kris will give her a fight. Then speaking of history, Kris still has her eyes set on the TBS Championship, can she tells us more on that?
Kris says she looked back on 2024 and she had a downward spiral that started with losing that title. Maybe if she wins it back, Kris will right her wrongs. On that note, Mercedes Mone, you don’t have an opponent for Worlds End so here Kris is. Let her know when you’re ready for round two. Kris heads out, will she prove to everyone that she is still the Galaxy’s Greatest?
Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.
AEW returns and Lexy is now with Freshly Squeezed. In exactly one week, he will compete against three other men for the AEW World Championship. There are a lot of combustible elements at play, and Cassidy says yeah, we saw that on Dynamite. Jay White, Hangman Page and Cassidy can’t exactly have a conversation. So really, Cassidy wants them to listen. “Between now and Worlds End, Jon Moxley can run and hide. He can hide behind his goons, he can run away in a pickup truck. But when that bell rings in seven days, he has nowhere to go. He will be in the ring with us. Us three. And you both know that we need to remove Jon Moxley from the equation.
“We can. We’ve done it. And after that, us three, we can fight for the AEW World Championship and one of us will become the AEW World Champion. Just something to think about. See you guys on Dynamite.” Cassidy is ready to remove the Maniac from the throne, but will the Switchblade and Cowboy listen to reason?
Kris Statlander VS Penelope Ford!
As Kris just said, she’s calling out The CEO in hopes of one more TBS Championship match. But will the Superbad Girl be more like the Grinch for Kris this Christmas?
The bell rings and the fans rally as Kris circles with Ford. They tie up, Kris powers Ford to a corner, then throws Ford back into the corner! The ref counts, Kris lets off, but Ford shoves her! Kris ROCKS Ford, TOSSES her, then runs up on her. Kris whips, drops down, then hurdles over. Kris CLOBBERS Ford and the fans fire up as she flexes. Kris drags Ford up, reels her in, and suplexes, and she holds Ford up! The fans cheer and Kris goes all the way to TEN, but Ford slips into a SLEEPER! Kris pries the hold open and she brings Ford around for another suplex! The fans fire up as Kris holds Ford up for five before the SLAM! Cover, TWO!
Kris drags Ford up, whips her to the corner, but Ford goes up, only for Kris to Electric Chair Lift! Kris climbs, Ford fights with fists, and she shoves Kris down! Ford steadies herself, then hits a FLYING BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ford is frustrated but she storms up on Kris. Ford bumps Kris off buckles but the fans rally behind Kris. Ford stomps a mudhole, but she lets off as the ref counts. Kris goes to the apron, but Ford jumps up to drop KNEES on her! The fans boo but Ford soaks up the heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Ford brings Kris around to THROW her into railing! Ford soaks up more heat, then drags Kris up and RAMS her into the apron! Ford refreshes the count, then stalks Kris around the way. Ford whips Kris into the steel steps! Kris falls over in a heap but Ford drags her up into the ring. Ford covers, TWO! Kris stays in this but Ford kicks her around. Ford CHOKES Kris on the ropes, thrashes around, but lets off as the ref counts. Ford drags Kris up and whips her to ropes, then LARIATS as Collision goes to break.
Christmas Collision returns and Ford CHOKES Kris on the ropes again! The ref counts, Ford lets off and Kris sputters to the apron. Ford runs and goes up, up, and KNEE DROPS on only apron! Kris then SHOTGUNS Ford off the apron! The fans fire up and Kris brings Ford up, to THROW into railing! Kris puts Ford in the ring, the fans fire up, but Ford kicks low. Ford reels Kris in, but Kris suplexes, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ford flounders to a corner but Kris has the fans rallying behind her. Kris runs up to UPPERCUT! Kris goes side to side but Ford dodges the knee! Ford hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!
Ford wasn’t quite perfect there but she watches Kris go to a corner. Ford runs corner to corner, handsprings, but Kris catches her! The fans fire up as Kris GERMAN SUPELXES, but Ford lands out! but Kris goes Matrix to dodge! So does Ford! STUNNER! Ford runs, Kris does her best to follow, but Ford hops up for a POISON-RANA! Cover, TWO!! Kris survives and the fans fire up! Ford is beside herself, but she drags Kris to a drop zone. Ford goes up top, and MOONSAULTS BUT FLOPS as Kris moves! Kris hurries to deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! And then GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans fire up as Kris scoops to tuck Ford in! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! Cover, Kris wins!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall
Ford gave Kris quite the fight, but Kris came out on top! Wait, here comes Mone! Kris did call the CEO out, so Santa Mone says, “Ho, ho, ho ho ho! New York Citaaaay~! Please say hello to your C E O! Kris, after the year I’ve been having, I was planning on taking Worlds End off. I was planning on going to the Ritz in Boston.” The fans boo Boston, but Mone says since it’s the holidays, Mone feels like being nice. She already beat Kris once anyway, so she’ll just beat her twice! At Worlds End, you see that money changes everything, because Mone is the greatest TBS Champion of all time!
The challenge has been accepted, and Mone is looking to be busy before the New Year. Will Kris make her regret it?
Big Boom AJ & Big Justice return to the ring.
They’re getting Christmas Collision ready to bring the BOOM, but out comes Chris Jericho, who is still ROH World Champion after overcoming Matt Cardona last night at Final Battle. And he has Bryan Keith & “Big Bill” Morrissey with him as he asks if AJ has a permit for being here tonight. Did they talk with Mayor DeBlasio? Because they certainly didn’t run this past Jericho. Do they know who he is? Big Justice says yeah, he knows! “You’re a JACKASS!” Jericho is taken aback, but the fans agree with Justice. The Bad Apple says this is why dumbass kids should be sitting and not heard. Jericho says yeah!
And if being a jackass means he’s the King of New York, then Jericho’s the biggest jackass! And besides, Jericho talks for everyone here saying we do not want AJ & Justice here! The fans boo, they disagree with Jericho. But Jericho says they don’t even have Costcos in New York! New Yorkers shop at bodegas. Fans are torn, because they kind of agree. Jericho says his favorite is the Walgreens a few blocks over in Flushing. And speaking of Flushing, that’s where AJ & Justice belong: in the toilet! This is the Hammerstein Ballroom, the House that Jericho built! The fans boo that, it’s the House that Hardcore built.
But Jericho says there’s no time for goofy gimmicks like BOOM~, or bandit masks, or scissoring! Scissor me, Bad Apple~! But then wait! The Acclaimed is here! Well, Anthony Bowens is, at least. Bowens pushes past The Learning Tree and he joins AJ & Justice in the ring. Bowens has the music cut, and he tells Jericho that he doesn’t get why Scissor King is catching strays, but you caught his attention. Jericho is trying to intimidate a man in a walking boot and an 11 year old child while spouting nonsense about being the King of New York. Why doesn’t Jericho do what he has asked so many others in the past: SHUT THE HELL UP!
The fans cheer but Big Bill says, “As the Learning Tree always says, when a man tries to silence another man, he’s probably afraid of the truth.” The fans do cheer Big Bill because he is from New York. Bowens says he has no idea what that means, Bill. But he does know we’re live on TNT, Christmas Collision, Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City! So Chris, why not walk your ass to this ring and get it whipped by the Scissor King?! Jericho says if Bowens wants him to do that, then not tonight. Jericho waves bye, but AJ says hold on, listen up. We know Jericho is running scared, but we know at some point, Bowens will get to bring the-
Bowens stops the Boom? Because he wants to scissor! AJ says okay, and they SCISSOR BOOM~! But is that true? Will Anthony Bowens be the one to tear down the Learning Tree and be a champion?
Backstage interview with The Vendetta.
Lexy is now with Deonna Purrazzo & Taya Valkyrie, and they’ve got a hot streak going. Deonna’s message last week was ominous, but who was it for? Taya says there are so many options. Everyone deserves a slice of The Vendetta. There’s Mercedes, Mariah, Toni Storm, even Lexy could get some, so watch your back. Speaking of Toni, she stumbles in and apologizes for interrupting. She just wants to say hi to everyone, hello. Oh, Deonna, a pleasure. Deonna says she knows who Toni is. R-Really? So cool! Taya says she’ll make a guess: Toni has a tattoo on her leg, a little duck with a knife through it.
Wow, how’d Taya know? Deonna says no no no, she is not doing this again. She does not get what sick crap Toni’s up to, but she is already done with it. So for Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street, Toni VS Taya! Taya says she’ll make Toni forget everything! Toni nervously thanks The Vendetta, and says this is a big opportunity to face someone like Taya. Toni leaves, Deonna and Taya sigh, and Lexy has no idea what to say. Is Toni’s mind unraveling before our eyes? Or is there still a bit of Timeless inside Toni Time?
AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Shelton Benjamin VS Daniel Garcia!
This showdown was inevitable, but it’s even more fitting after The Standard of Excellence beat up the TNT Champion just because he stood up to the Hurt Syndicate. Will Shelton continue to bring the pain? Or will he not survive Red Death?
The bell rings and Garcia goes right at Shelton! Garcia fires hands but Shelton RAMS him into the corner! Shelton fires hands but Garcia turns things around to fire more shots! The ref counts, Shelton shoves Garcia back, but Garcia runs up to fire hands! Shelton shoves Garcia again, but Garcia gets under the lariat to waistlock. Shelton fights the lift but Garcia shoves him to SLAP! And CHOP! Shelton just grins and he picks Garcia up again! Shelton TOSSES Garcia away and Garcia goes to ropes. Shelton brings Garcia back up, scoops and SLAMS him, then brings him up again. Scoop SLAM! Shelton drags Garcia up and puts him in a corner.
Shelton whips corner to corner hard and Garcia falls! The fans sing, “We Hurt People!” Shelton drags Garcia around, stomps him around, then TOSSES Garcia out hard! Garcia sputters but Shelton storms outside. Shelton brings Garcia up but Garcia fires hands! Shelton RAMS Garcia into the apron, then railing, then back to the apron! And repeat! Garcia falls in a heap and the fans fire up. Shelton grins as he drags Garcia up, to then THROW into steel steps! Shelton leaves Garcia behind and the ring count climbs on Garcia. Garcia drags himself up at 7 but Shelton goes out after him again.
Shelton puts Garcia in the ring, then grabs at him. Garcia grabs ropes but Shelton stomps him. Shelton stands Garcia up to DECK him! The fans cheer but Shelton brings Garcia up again. Garcia fires a forearm, then he CHOPS! Shelton eggs Garcia on, so Garcia CHOPS! Shelton grins, Garcia CHOPS, but Shelton DECKS him again! The fans duel but Shelton whips Garcia to ropes, for a BIG backdrop! Garcia flounders and Collision goes picture in picture.
Shelton stalks Garcia to the ropes, brings him up and around, then puts him on other ropes so he can CHOKE him! The ref counts, Shelton steps off, and Garcia coughs and sputters to a corner. Shelton stalks behind Garcia, stands him up, and winds up to ROCK Garcia! Garcia flounders against ropes then falls to the mat! Shelton stands over Garcia, drags him up and puts him in the corner. Shelton throws hands and Garcia stumbles. Garcia falls, but Shelton stands on him. Shelton stomps Garcia, drags him up, but Garcia fires up! Garcia breaks free to fire CHOPS and forearms on repeat!
Garcia whips, Shelton reverses and Shelton BOOTS Garcia down! Cover, TWO! Shelton is still amused, and he clamps onto Garcia with a chinlock. Garcia endures as Shelton grinds him down, and Garcia fights up, only for Shelton to wrangle him back down! Shelton leans all his weight on the hold and he squeezes tight. Garcia fades but the fans rally, and Garcia gets a second wind! Garcia fights up, Christmas Colilsion returns to siongle cipture, and the fans duel as Garcia fires hands! Garcia runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SHOTGUNS SHelton down! The fans fire up and Garcia aims from a corner. Garcia runs up, Shelton gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX!
The fans are torn while Shelton storms around. Shelton waits on Garcia, waistlocks, GERMAN SUPLEX! Garcia flops around but Shelton stalks him to the ropes. Shelton goes to the apron, runs up, but Garcia BOOTS him! Garcia takes a swing, but Shelton waistlocks! Garcia holds ropes to fight off the suplex to the floor! Garcia stands up and elbows Shelton away! Then Garcia LEAPS, but into Shelton’s clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY to the floor! Garcia flounders, fans sing, “We Hurt People!” Shelton runs up but Garcia drop toeholds him into a chair! Shelton sputters and the fans rally up. Garcia makes Shelton take a seat, then rains down fists!
The fans count along and Garcia goes to nine, puts up the dukes, then hits TEN! Garcia gets space, runs back in, and he SHOTGUNS Shelton outta the chair! The fans are thunderous as Garcia goes back for Shelton. Garcia drags Shelton up but Shelton pushes him away. Shelton LARIATS Garcia, then rolls into the ring. The ring count starts, the fans help Garcia stand, and the fans fire up! Garcia hurries to the ring, but Shelton BOOTS, only for Garcia to block! DRAGON SCREW! Garcia runs, Shelton gets around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Even with a bad leg, Shelton has so much strength! Shelton storms up in the corner, but Garcia dodges!
Shelton’s knee hits buckles, and Garcia leg scissor rolls him! Garcia steps through for the DRAGON TAMER!! Shelton endures and the fans fire up! Garcia sits on the hold, but Shelton powers up! Shelton powers out of the hold, has Garcia’s legs, and he turns Garcia over into a QUEEN ANGELITO STRETCH! Garcia endures, reaches out, and he army crawls his way forward! But Shelton drags Garcia back! Garcia cradles Shelton! TWO!! Shelton escapes, but Garcia BOOTS him! Shelton SUPERKICKS Garcia! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Shelton covers, TWO!! Garcia barely gets out of that and Shelton is furious!
“This is Awesome!” as Shelton looms over Garcia. Shelton drags Garcia up, but Garcia trips Shelton! Jackknife bridge, GARCIA WINS!!
Winner: Daniel Garcia, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Shelton earns 0)
A Christmas Collision miracle? Who knows! But Garcia is still alive in the C2, but Lashley snatches Garcia into a SLEEPER! The fans boo but MVP hands the pimp cane to Shelton! But here comes Mark Briscoe, and he has a chair! Security wants this to stop before it gets out of hand, and even producers get out here! But wait! Is that Swerve Strickland rushing in from the crowd?! It is! He goes right up top to SUPER SWERVE STOMP the Syndicate and security guards! Garcia gets free of the pile, Mark Briscoe is with him, and now the locker room hurries out here to stop this from getting worse!
The fans chant, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” and Nana eventually hands the mic to Swerve. “Bobby FREAKIN’ Lashley! Didn’t I say I was gonna get my hands on you by the end of ’24? By the end of 2024, I said I was gonna get my hands on you, and that’s what I did, courtesy of the most dangerous man in AEW. Whose house?!” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve is still aiming for Lashley’s head, will he and Lashley have it out at Worlds End?
AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos!
After getting a couple shockers, The Sussex County Chicken could easily jump up to the front of the block with one more! But will he #ManUp and bring down the menacing minotaur? Or will The Beast be a massive spoiler for Briscoe?
The bell rings and we’re on the clock again. The fans rally and duel while both men fire up. They RAM shoulders, and then fire forearms! The fans fire up as Mark gets the edge, but Mortos swings! Mark dodges to CHOP, then fire forearms! Mark ROCKS Mortos, whips, but Mortos reverses and SPLASHES Mark! Mortos runs but Mark follows to LARIAT! Mark runs, Mortos follows, but Mark dodges to CHOP! And CHOP! And forearm! And Mongolian Chop! Mark fires forearms against the ropes, then roars. Mark runs but Mortos follows to UPPERCUT! The fans fire up, Mortos runs but Mark follows to FOREARM!
Mark runs, Mortos follows, and he slingshots to hook and backslide, TWO! Mark trips Mortos to jackknife, TWO! Mortos gets around, hammerlock and cradle, TWO! Mark slips around to roll Mortos, TWO! Both men stand, both men dodge, and the fans cheer the standoff. The fans cheer “BOTH THESE GUYS! BOTH THESE GUYS!” as they reset. Mark and Mortos run up to RAM shoulders again! And again! Mortos is getting the better of this, and he CLOBBERS Mark! The fans cheer Mortos while Mark goes to ropes. Mortos runs in but Mark TOSSES him up and out! Mortos clutches a leg, stands up, but Mark runs!
Mortos slides in, dodges, and he SPEARS Mark! The fans fire up and Mortos roars while Collision goes picture in picture.
Mark rolls to a corner while Mortos headbutts buckles. Mortos then runs corner to corner to DROPKICK Mark! Mark sputters, Mortos drags him to a cover, TWO! Mark stays in this but Mortos drags him into a chinlock. Mark endures, even as Mortos leans on the hold. Mark fights up as the fans rally, and Mark fires body shots. Mortos THROWS Mark down! Mortos then CRANKS Mark’s neck, then KICKS him in the chest! Cover, TWO! Mark is still in this and he goes to ropes. Mortos storms up but Mark CHOPS! Mortos SMACKS Mark and Mark falls into a corner. Mortos stomps Mark, then digs his boots in!
The ref reprimands and counts, Mortos steps off, then Mortos snapmares Mark so he can step on Mark’s face! Then NECK TWIST! Cover, TWO! Mark stays in this and he goes back to ropes. Mortos waits on Mark to stand, then SMACKS him down! Mark dangles out of the ring in the ropes, but Mortos goes after a leg while Collision goes to break.
Christmas Collision returns and Mortos has Mark in a corner. Mortos whips corner to corner, then runs up to UPPERCUT, CHOP, and HEADBUTT! Mark staggers and the fans rally up for Mortos. Mortos brings down his kneepads, runs corner to corner, but Mark dodge! Mortos hits buckles then falls to the outside! The fans fire up as Mark then WRECKS Mortos with a dropkick! Mark builds speed and he DIVES, direct hit on Mortos! The fans fire up and Mark even hugs a few! Mark tosses a chair into the ring, and fans rally for #DEMBOYS. Mark sets the chair up, but Mortos anchors Mark’s legs! Mortos then SMACKS Mark!
Mortos drags Mark to the apron, Mark fires forearms. Mortos shoves Mark, but Mark fireman’s carries! Mortos fires elbows to get free! Mark REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUTS! Then APRON GERMAN SUPLEXES! Mortos falls to the floor while the fans lose their minds! Mark rises up, takes aim, and he fires the fans up more. Mark goes up a corner, for a SUPER SKY TWISTER! The fans are thunderous and Mark high-fives the front row. Mark then goes back to the ring and builds speed! Mark uses the chair to FLY! Direct hit and Mark even lands on his feet! The fans fire up and Mark hurries to get Mortos back up.
Mark puts Mortos in the ring, “This is Awesome!” as Mark takes aim. FROGGY-BOW onto knees! Mortos saves himself there, and then roars! Mortos whips Mark, scoops him, and has the torture rack! BEAST BACKBREAKER! Then Mortos hauls Mark up for a POWER BREAKER!! The fans fire up for Mortos and he DISCUS- NO, Mark dodges, runs, but into a POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and the fans fire up again! Mortos snarls, hauls Mark up, and then scoops! But Mark slips free! Mark crane kicks, then underhooks! But Mortos backdrops free! Mark rises, Mortos runs, but into a fireman’s carry!
Mark hits a ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Then Mark goes up the corner, and the fans fire up for the FROGGY-BOW!! Cover, TWO?!? Mortos survives but Mark shakes his head. Mark just goes back up top! Mortos sits up and roars! But Mark still FROGGY-BOWS!! And then he underhooks, lifts, JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Mark wins!
Winner: Mark Briscoe, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Mortos earns 0)
And with that, Mark is now even with Kyle Fletcher, who Mark already beat earlier on! That is all the difference between the one seed and the two seed, how will this final round shake out?
Julia Hart speaks.
“Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. I’m no coward. What you call tricks, I call advantages. I suggested that you watch your back. I gave you all the warnings. So I’m not understanding why you feel the need to call me classless and sneaky. I thought I was being more than reasonable. I know you’re strong, but are you smart? Are my ‘tricks’ too much for you? I guess we’ll find out January 1st, Fight for the Fallen. But remember: The House Always Wins.” The Princess of the Black Throne is ready, but will she learn Hayter Hits Hard?
Backstage interview with Mariah May.
Alex Marvez is with the AEW Women’s World Champion and says in one week’s time, it will be Mariah VS Thunder Rosa for the title, in a Tijuana Street Fight! Marvez notes that Mariah not only had some harsh words for Rosa, but for her father, as well. Mariah says, “Aw~, Papa Rosa is gonna be in the front row. Is that to watch the match? Or does Thunder need a new mami?” But speaking of Rosa, she RAMS Mariah right into the door! And dribbles her off it, too! Mariah pulls hair, Rosa tries to choke Mariah, and then Mariah shoves Rosa away. Mariah calls Rosa crazy, but Rosa says she’s not done with Mariah!
Rosa storms after Mariah into the hall, and then to the stage area! Mariah has made it to ringside, Nigel tries to warn her, but Rosa CLOBBERS Mariah! Rosa rains down fists, then stomps away! Rosa SMACKS Mariah off steel steps, then grabs a chair! Mariah sputters, but gets away before Rosa swings the chair! Security rushes out here for the third time tonight, and Rosa LEAPS! The cluster keeps her away from Mariah but fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” Rosa holds up the AEW Women’s World Championship, will she send the “Woman From Hell” back where she came from in order to have the gold again?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli!
While The Relentless One has been after each and every Death Rider, he gets one served up to him on a silver platter. But will Darby bring down the Swiss Superman before the final round? Or will Claudio crush Darby’s hopes and dreams this close to Christmas?
But before Claudio even gets in the ring, Darby DIVES out onto him! The fans fire up as Darby fires fast hands! Claudio gets away but Darby pursues, jumps on, and throws more hands! Claudio carries Darby up the ramp to then THROW him down! Darby writhes, Claudio drags him up, and Claudio gorilla presses! Darby slips free, goes to the entry, and then dodges Claudio to send him into the light truss! And then he shoves Claudio into it again! Claudio falls, and now Darby climbs up!? The fans fire up as Darby is up on the camera balcony! Darby SUPER CROSSBODIES Claudio down!
Claudio tumbles down the ramp and Darby sputters while fans lose their minds. The ref checks Darby, his fall was still really wicked. Claudio sits up in a daze as he’s now ringside, and somehow Darby pursues! They both get in the ring, the bell rings, and Darby runs up! But into a POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Claudio is already frustrated. Claudio drags Darby by his legs, to GIANT SWING~! The fans count as Darby goes around and around, and Claudio goes past TEN, past FIFTEEN, past TWENTY, and all the way to THIRTY!! Darby flounders out of the ring while Collision goes picture in picture.
The ref goes out to check on Darby, and somehow he’s okay to continue. Claudio steps out to fetch Darby, and lift shim up with one hand! Claudio then gut wrenches and carries Darby, to SLAM him onto railing! And DUMP him down! Claudio drags Darby up again, gut wrenches again, and he TOSSES Darby onto the railing! Darby flops back down and clutches his lower back, but Claudio leaves him behind. The ring count begins but Darby sits up. Claudio goes out after him again, and brings him up to CHOP! Darby staggers away to a corner, Claudio storms up and CHOPS again! Darby flops down but Claudio looms over him.
Claudio gets space, runs up, and he UPPERCUTS Darby against railing! Darby stumbles away, Claudio goes to the ring, but Darby rolls in, just to roll back out. Darby earns himself some time, but then Claudio storms out after him. Darby hurries int he ring to get away, but Claudio is after him there, too. Claudio stands on Darby’s hands, then stomps them! Darby writhes, but Claudio stomps his hands more! Darby goes to a corner. Claudio stands him up and CHOPS! Claudio UPPERCUTS, CHOPS, and Christmas Collision returns to single picture. The fans duel, Darby fires hands, but Claudio UPPERCUTS!
Claudio whips, Darby springboards, COFFIN- NO, Claudio catches Darby! Darby fights free, runs, but Claudio runs up! Darby DUMPS Claudio, then runs to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp! The fans fire up again and Darby puts Claudio in. Claudio rolls out the far side but Darby DIVES again! Claudio is sent into railing but Darby goes up a corner! The fans fire up for the SUPER COFFIN SPLASH! Direct hit and both men are down again. The ref starts the ring count, the fans rally up, and Darby refreshes the count. Darby LEAPS onto Claudio for a SLEEPER! Claudio goes to steel steps and he steps up, but Darby squeezes tight!
Claudio steps back down, and he runs into the timekeeper’s area! BACKPACK SENTON through the table! The fans lose their minds again while Claudio leaves Darby behind in the wreckage. Darby stirs, the ref starts another ring count, and Darby crawls. “This is Awesome!” as Darby leaps in at 7! Claudio runs but Darby slips around! O’Conner Roll, TWO, springboard and SPALSH! Cover, TWO! Ghost pin, TWO! Claudio is up, but Darby sunset flips! Claudio stays up, and DOUBLE STOMPS! Claudio deadlifts Darby to then TOSS him out of the ring! Darby hits apron on the way out and fans tell Claudio he’s sick!
Claudio goes out after Darby and drags him up again. Claudio scoops and then POSTS Darby! And POSTS him again! Claudio TOSSES Darby aside, rolls into the ring, but only to refresh the count. Claudio then drags Darby by a leg and brings him over. Claudio SWINGS Darby into steel steps!! Claudio puts Darby in the ring, stands him up, and runs to LARIAT! Darby flips through the air! Claudio covers, TWO!! Darby survives and Claudio is frustrated. The fans rally for Darby but Claudio rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then Claudio tucks the arms, RICOLA- CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio escapes in time!
The fans rally while both men are down again. Darby and Claudio slowly rise, and Ricochet watches, very amused as Darby is his next opponent in the round robin. Darby crawls to a corner, climbs up, but Claudio UPPERCUTS! Claudio HEADBUTTS Darby, then climbs up again. Claudio brings Darby up and suplexes, but Darby fights around! SUPER SCORPION DEATH DROP!! The fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” as Darby rises up. Darby climbs to the very top, COFFION DROP onto knees! Claudio saves himself, then he hauls Darby up. Straitjacket and RICOLA~ BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?!?
Darby survives and shocks Claudio! Claudio argues with the ref but the count was fair! Darby’s just that tough! Claudio goes back to Darby and ripcords him into the RICOLA~ BOMB!! Cover, TWO!?!?! HOW?!? Claudio goes outside, and he brings out something from under the ring. He also has a chair! The ref takes the chair from Claudio, but Claudio has BRASS KNUCKLES! BRASS KNUCKLE PUNCH!!! Cover, CLAUDIO WINS!
Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Darby earns 0)
The Swiss Superman screws over Darby, but then he gets that chair back. But wait, Ospreay slides into the ring! And HE has the brass knuckles that Claudio tossed aside! Ospreay dares Claudio to do something, but Claudio simply leaves. Does this mean Ospreay’s ready to ride against the Death Riders with Darby? Or will we see a Miracle on 34th Street send Ospreay and Darby to Worlds End?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision here as the last one before Worlds End, and therefore a bit of a go-home in itself. While the continued feud of MJF and Cole has still been a bit clunky since they did the double turn, their faceoff did a good job addressing some of that. They got good digs at each other as always, and MJF snapping and revealing “the truth” was their big move to recover this story. We of course got a brawl, and good save by The Kingdom. It feels like MJF still finds a way to hold onto the diamond ring, but c’mon, how fitting is it for Cole to get a diamond.
Good bit with Toni Storm and The Vendetta, and Deonna’s reaction to Toni was great. Deonna is justified in thinking this is still an act from Toni, not a legitimate psychological problem, and Toni VS Taya will be good stuff. Good promo from Kris Statlander, good match from her and Penelope Ford, and of course a good win for Kris. Good promo from Mone to make Worlds End official, but as I’ve been saying, Mone is more likely to lose the NJPW Strong Women’s Championship as part of the big NJPW Tokyo Dome weekend. The irony is, Mina Shirakawa is her challenger and Mina shows up plenty in AEW, so I don’t know how that math is supposed to work.
Good promo from Mariah May as it also turned into a brawl with Thunder Rosa. As it stands, Rosa standing tall holding up the belt means she is NOT winning at Worlds End, but they could still give us a little more from Rosa and Mariah on Dynamite’s Christmas episode to turn the tables. Good promo from Julia Hart to respond to Jamie Hayter, they’ll have a good match. Good promo from Orange Cassidy to try and reason with Jay White and Hangman Page, but that’s all the more reason Moxley likely uses the challengers all against each other like he did on Wednesday. Though, it would be fun if they at least started the match all annihilating Moxley with their finishers, making us think it’ll work out in favor of “Team AEW.”
Good stuff with Big Boom AJ & Big Justice here tonight, both hyping up the show but also interacting with Jericho’s group and even Anthony Bowens. They’re adding some more foreshadowing to The Acclaimed breaking up, and I guess we’re supposed to see this as a positive move, Bowens feuding with Jericho. Unless Bowens is going to be the guy that dethrones Jericho for whatever ROH cable TV debut/return is planned, the Jericho Vortex strikes again. Bowens should be going for an AEW midcard title, but right now, those are all tied up what with the C2 going on and the International Championship being tied up in Worlds End and NJPW plans.
Speaking of the C2, great stuff with all the matches tonight. Shelton VS Garcia was great stuff, and while Garcia gets the win, they’re still giving us some set-up for a TNT Championship match of Garcia VS Shelton. Mark Briscoe of course made the save, but great surprise for Swerve to show up. Lashley VS Swerve for Worlds End just needs to be said, it already feels a given. All that brawling was also a good segue into Mark VS Mortos, and another great showing for Mortos, even in losing. But as Mark has already had all his matches and is at 9 points, Kyle doesn’t even need to win against Garcia, he just needs to draw so that Mark will be out, and Garcia with him.
While Ospreay VS Darby on Wednesday raised the bar, Ospreay VS Ricochet still had great stuff of its own. Plus, Ricochet is bringing out more of his Heel side what with using the ref, and Ricochet’s win puts the pressure on Ospreay for Christmas Dynamite. Now, no offense to Brody King, but I’m thinking Ospreay wins that to take one of the semifinal spots. Darby VS Claudio tonight was also great, but Darby doing his best Sting off the truss was not the best when he gets that whiplash on the floor. I really thought that match was going to be called for concussion protocol, but Darby’s weirdly indestructible.
Claudio still cheats this win so there’s more heat on the Death Riders and Darby is also behind the 8 ball. Ospreay making the save was good, we can definitely have another “Team AEW” VS Death Riders with Ospreay joining Darby and a couple others, but the way they did the order of matches, Claudio’s got a seemingly easy ride against Komander for Christmas. Though, how awesome would it be if Komander pulled off the spoiler? Or if they were really going to add some drama, they should create a situation where the Death Riders end up ringside, violating the Continental Rules of no cornermen and that disqualifies Claudio. Claudio misses out on the semifinals because of a technicality, sending Ospreay and maybe Ricochet to the semifinals.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Have a Holly Jolly Rampage!
The Continental Classic rolls on, and Brody King takes on Komander in hopes of grabbing three more points towards the top of Gold League!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis; Konosuke & Cage win.
- Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy; Lio & Action win.
- Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron; Willow wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander; Brody wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Tony Schiavone is in the ring!
Schiavone welcomes out the Blue League’s current points leader, Kyle Fletcher, and of course… Don Callis. But they’re not alone as the rest of the Don Callis Family makes their way out to the ring. Wait, shouldn’t Brian Cage be in New York for Final Battle…? Well anyway, Schiavone says there’s a lot of gold and- Callis takes the mic, and he says, “I have something important to say.” The fans boo and Schiavone excuses himself as Callis says the Don Callis Family are the TRUE One Percenters of professional wrestling! They prove it each and every day!
Murder Machines: The most feared tag team in the world! “Don Callis’ favorite wrestler,” Kyle Fletcher, shows every day why he is THE One Percent! He beat Will Ospreay! He beat Kazuchika Okada! And now, he’s gonna beat Daniel Garcia and win the Continental Classic! Callis hands the mic over to Kyle and Kyle says it might be true that last Saturday wasn’t the best day for Kyle, but anyone watching that match saw the clear bias from the officials in this company! The fans boo as Kyle claims there is an agenda in AEW to see the Don Callis Family NOT succeed. But it doesn’t matter, it changes nothing!
Kyle WILL be the winner of the 2024 Continental Classic. That brings Kyle to Daniel Garcia. “You wanna talk about restoring the feeling, Daniel? I couldn’t care less about your feelings! All I speak are facts! And the fact is, I am the hottest young prospect in this industry, and I will be the future of this whole place!” The fans boo more but Callis says one last thing he wants to say, is when you’re the One Percent, you’re not like the other 99! They are not like all of these fans! They are not like “the boys in the back,” like Mark Davis & Will Hobbs, “a couple of scab workers!” They’re not even in the same business, Hobbs!
And Callis has waited to get Hobbs on a PPV so that the world could watch why they call Konosuke Takeshita “The Alpha.” And Hobbs, YOU are not in the same business as Konosuke, and you find that out at Worlds End! But speaking of, here comes the Powerhouse! Will he and Dunkzilla finish things with the Don Callis Family? Or will the AEW International and ROH World TV Champions get even for last week?
Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis!
The teams sort out and Konosuke starts against Hobbs to give the DC fans a preview of Worlds End. Hobbs and Konosuke step up, talk trash, and then the forearms go back and forth! The fans cheer for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” and Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke! Hobbs even shouts “MEAT!” before he whips Konosuke. Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges but then so does Hobbs! Hobbs SPINE- NO, Konosuke flails free and Hobbs says it was that close. Konosuke says to cool off while he paces on the outside. Konosuke steps back into the ring, but he tags to Cage. The fans stay fired up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as Cage and Hobbs circle.
Hobbs and Cage DOUBLE LARIAT! Neither man falls, so they DOUBLE LARIAT again! And again! And again! Cage kicks low, shouts, “Who Betta Than Cage?” But then Hobbs CLOBBERS him! Hobbs even gets Konosuke to back down with a glare. Hobbs brings Cage up to fire forearms, then he tags Davis. Davis & Hobbs double whip and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up as Davis stalks Cage to a corner. Davis CHOPS Cage, and CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Cage sputters but Davis scoops to SLAM Cage down! Then ELBOW DROP! Cover, ONE! Cage stays in this but Davis bumps him off buckles.
Tag to Hobbs and he brings Cage out. Hobbs and Davis reel Cage in, fans chant “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! MEAT MEAT MEAT!” but Konosuke makes the save! Konosuke swings, Hobbs dodges, so the elbow DECKS Davis! Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke, Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage clinches, Konosuke returns, KNEE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cage covers, TWO! Cage rains down fists, the ref reprimands, but Cage steps off. Cage drags Hobbs up, bumps him off buckles, and tags Konosuke. The Callis Family stomps a mudhole into Hobbs, but then Hobbs CHOPS Konosuke! Konosuke snarls, and he CHOPS in return!
Konosuke ROCKS Hobbs, climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count but then Konosuke BITES Hobbs on the forehead! The ref counts, Konosuke lets off, and Hobbs sputters on the ropes. Konosuke tags to Cage and the Family gets Hobbs up. They DOUBLE SUPLEX Hobbs! Cage covers, TWO! Cage drags Hobbs up but Hobbs fires body shots. Hobbs UPPERCUTS but Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage ROCKS Hobbs again, Hobbs fires back, repeat! The fans rally for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Cage gets the edge, then whips, but Hobbs KICKS him away! Cage swings, Hobbs bobs ‘n’ weaves, to then hit an EXPLODER!
The fans fire up while Hobbs crawls, hot tag to Davis! Davis fires hands on Cage, “MEAT! MEAT!” Davis DECKS Cage, then whips him to ropes. Cage reveres but Davis picks him up, BACKDROP! Davis SENTONS but onto knees! Davis writhes, Cage tags Konosuke! POWER- NO, Davis stops the knee! Davis takes a swing but Konosuke ducks that, to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Davis survives and Konosuke snarls, but Rampage goes picture in picture.
Konosuke rains down fists on Davis, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Konosuke tags Cage and Cage drags Davis up. Cage ROCKS Davis, whips him into a corner, and Davis hits buckles chest first! Cage RAMS into Davis, and RAMS in again, then CHOPS! Davis staggers but Cage whips him to ropes. Davis reverses, to dosido with Cage, only for Cage to CLOBBER Davis! Cage BOOTS Davis down, covers, but Hobbs breaks it! Cage gets mad and the ref reprimands Hobbs, then Cage soaks up heat from DC. Cage stalks Davis to a corner and fires haymakers! The ref reprimands but Cage DECKS Davis! Cage soaks up more heat while he flexes.
Holiday Bash returns to single picture while Davis crawls. Cage storms over but Davis fires hands! Davis CHOPS, CHOPS, but Cage JUMP KNEES! Cage whips Davis, Davis cartwheels and swings on Cage! Cage blocks, waistlocks, but Davis switches! BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Davis rises and reaches out! Davis crawls, as does Cage, hot tags to Hobbs and Konosuke! Hobbs LARIATS Konosuke, LARIATS again, then runs up to LARIAT in a corner! Cage runs up but he’s send into Konosuke! Hobbs SANDWEICHES the Family! Hobbs whips, Cage reverses, but Hobbs comes back to CLOBBER him! Hobbs scoops Cage for a POWERSLAM!
The fans fire up but Konosuke runs up! Hobbs scoops him, too! POWERSLAM! Hobbs pumps up and the fans are with him! Hobbs stomps and shakes the ropes, then he goes back for Konosuke. Konosuke rises, Hobbs pops him up, but Konosuke ELBOWS him! Konosuke fires hands, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Hobbs staggers, Konosuke whips him, but Hobbs reverses! SPINEBUSTER! Cover, Davis blocks Cage, but Cage SHOVES Davis onto the cover! Cage then TOSSES Davis out, and he goes back for Hobbs. Hobbs TOSSES Cage! Hobbs grins as he has Konosuke alone. The straps come down, and Hobbs runs up, only for Konosuke to dodge!
Konosuke runs, Cage tags in, and Konosuke BOOTS Hobbs in the corner! Cage runs up to UPPERCUT, GAMANGIRI, and then GERMAN SUPLEX! Hobbs flounders, Cage hauls him up, PUMP HANDLE FACEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hobbs survives and Cage is furious! Cage tags Konosuke, the Family gets Hobbs up, and they double wrench to double whip. But Hobbs breaks the double lariat and Davis tags in! Hobbs DOUBLE LARIATS Cage & Konosuke! Davis runs up, they STEREO LARIAT! Konosuke BOOTS Davis and Cage waistlocks Hobbs. Konosuke runs but Davis GAMANGIRIS! Cage SUPERKICKS Davis!
Hobbs SNAP POWERSLAMS Cage! ALPHA ELBOW from Konosuke! Davis GERMAN SUPLEXES Konosuke! Cage fireman’s carries Davis, F5!! Cage runs up on Hobbs but Hobbs dodges! Hobbs LARIATS Cage and himself out of the ring! The fans fire up while Davis rises again! Konosuke also stands, and they run up! DOUBLE LARIATS! Davis GAMANGIRIS, Konosuke ends up in the corner! Davis goes side to side, SLIDING FOREARM! The fans roar as Davis hauls Konosuke up! Konosuke fights the lift, dodges Davis, and comes back, DOUBLE LARIATS finally take both men down! But not for long as they both roar to their feet!
Konosuke swings, and he SWATS Davis’ enzigiri! Konosuke then POWER DRIVE KNEES!! And then, RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Callis Family wins!
Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage, by pinfall
The Alpha slam dunks on Dunkzilla, and now he has 8 days to prepare for the Powerhouse! Will Konosuke hold onto his International Championship against Hobbs? Or will taking that title be the perfect payback?
Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.
Renee Paquette is with the Babe with the Power who is in action later tonight. But first, Renee wants to congratulate Willow to making it to the finals of the inaugural International Women’s Cup. She heads off to Tokyo very soon, how is she feeling about it? Willow is very excited. Inaugural WrestleDynasty, one step closer to the inaugural International Women’s Cup winner, and so it is mind boggling after how- Kris Statlander steps in. Kris tells Willow that there is a lot she should say, but for now, she’ll say good luck at the Tokyo Dome. #BornAgainKristen takes Willow by surprise, will Willow win tonight and have momentum going to the New Year?
Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy!
The dysfunction in Top Flight Airlines led to The Bad Child & The Sight to See winning over Darius & Dante Martin, meaning they’re next up to face Private Party. Will this be little more than a tune-up for Lio & Action?
The teams sort out, Lio starts against Myles, but then Lio handspring kicks Goldy off the apron! Myles back suplexes but Lio lands out and then dodges! Myles falls out of the ring, Action handspring kicks him down! Lio DIVES onto Goldy! Action DIVES onto Myles! The fans fire up as Action puts Myles in fast. Lio joins Action and they mug Myles. Myles fights back with forearms and CHOPS! Myle runs, but Lio & Action split the difference. Lio spins Myles for Action to mule kick, knee lift and ROLLING ELBOW! Lio fires fast hands, then DECKS Myles! Goldy springboards but Lio & Action dodge! Lio eggs Goldy on, then he and Action split the difference again!
Action runs up, Goldy dodges, but Lio LARIATS Goldy on the other side! Myles whips Lio but Lio hits RUSH HOUR! Action torture racks Myles for a NECKBREAKER! Lio covers, Lio & Action win!
Winners: Lio Rush & Action Andretti, by pinfall
Fast win for this furious duo, but “Oh my gosh, is that Private Party?” Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy make their way out here and DC fires up! The AEW World Tag Team Champions call for “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Lio & Action get their shot in the near future, but wait! Dante & Darius make their way out here? Private Party looks to the tunnels, but Lio & Action CLOBBER them from behind! Dante, Darius & Leila don’t worry about the champs, they stare Lio & Action down. Lio & Action hold up the belts, then throw them at the Martins. The refs keep this from getting any more physical, but will Lio & Action take those belts from Quen & Zay soon enough?
Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.
Renee is now with the “multifaceted” Harley and notes she’s in action against Willow Nightingale tonight. Harley says yes, she IS multifaceted. She wants us to appreciate ALL her facets! Renee says yes, but she has yet to earn a singles win in AEW. Fine, ruin her fun. But then Harley asks if some person off camera is gonna say anything or just stand there. In steps Penelope Ford, and Mrs. Superbad says yes, she was simply observing. But Ford couldn’t help but notice that she and Harley share a lot of similar… facets. Harley asks how much Ford’s cost. Uh, no, not those…
Ford meant that she hasn’t had such a good 2024, either. So from The Bad Girl to the… Harley doesn’t have a good nickname yet. Well, don’t worry about it. Ford will watch Harley’s back and Harley will watch Ford’s. Wait, is something on Harley’s back? No, Harley… Just good luck. FEEL THE WRATH OF HARLEY CAMERON! No, she was being nice to you, Harley. Right, don’t feel the wrath of Harley Cameron. There is nothing on your back, Harley, stop scratching. Wait! W-What? Nothing, sorry. But will Harley be feeling Willow’s wrath instead?
Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron!
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Harley pushes but Willow digs in her heels to SHOVE Harley down. Harley comes back, she and Willow reset and tie up again. Willow puts Harley in a corner, the ref counts, and Willow lets off. DC duels between Willow and Harley, and Harley wants a Test of Strength. Willow accepts the knuckle locks, but then Harley kicks low! Harley runs, wheelbarrows, but Willow turns that into a BIG back suplex! The fans cheer as Willow runs, DIVING BODY PRESS! Cover, TWO! Willow bumps Harley off buckles, then fires LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans count al the way to TEN!
Willow brings Harley out with a smile, and scoop SLAMS her! Harley flounders, Willow storms up on her for another scoop and SLAM, right as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Willow storms around while Harley staggers up. Willow scoops Harley again, then carries her around to put her in the Tree of Woe! Willow stomps a mudhole in, then lets off to run up! But Harley BOOTS her while upside-down! Harley gets free, ELBOWS Willow, then runs to knee her low! Harley runs with Willow to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! Willow is stuck in ropes, and Harley AX KICKS her! Harley then headscissors Willow to CHOKE her in the ropes! The ref counts, Harley lets go at 4, and Harley soaks up cheers and jeers from DC. Harley stomps Willow, then drags her to the outside. Harley SMACKS Willow off the apron!
Harley paces while Willow flounders, and Harley has her against railing. Harley CHOPS Willow, then brings her around. Willow blocks the bump to SMACK Harley off the apron! Harley turns things around to SMACK Willow off the apron! Harley shoves Willow in, storms up on her, and stands her up for buckle bumps. Harley stomps Willow, digs her boots in, and she thrashes around! The ref counts, Harley lets off at 4, but Willow elbows her in return! Harley RAMS into Willow again and again, but Willow CLUBS Harley! Harley ROCKS Willow, whips her to ropes, and ELBOWS Willow down! Harley soaks up more cheers and jeers while Rampage goes to break.
Holiday Bash returns and Willow CANNONBALLS, but Harley dodges! Willow hits only buckles and she hobbles after Harley. Harley kicks, KNEES, and ENZIGIRIS! Harley roars, runs, and SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up but Harley grows frustrated. The fans rally while Harley waistlocks, but Willow switches! Harley kicks free to switch back, but Willow ELBOWS Harley back! Willow fireman’s carries, storms around, but Harley pops up! Harley fires down elbows, then victory rolls, TWO! Willow escapes and ROCKS Harley! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!
Harley survives but Willow roars! The fans fire up as the straps come down! Willow gut wrenches for the BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!
Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall
Willow faced the wrath of Harley Cameron and she prevailed! But then PENELOPE FORD goes after Willow! The fans boo but Ford did say she’d back Harley up. They both beat up on Willow, but here comes Kris! Kris Statlander storms the ring, Harley & Ford run away! Willow is again surprised, but the fans want these two to “Hug It Out! Hug It Out!” Kris says no, she doesn’t feel like it’s the right time. Kris lets Willow have the ring, is this proof that the #BornAgainKristen isn’t just a nickname?
Team Triple J speaks backstage.
Standing alongside Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, as well as Jeff & Karen Jarrett, Sonjay Dutt says, “They’ve asked us to look back and reflect on 2024, and Jeff, guys, what an incredible series of moments we’ve had in 2024.” The group agrees. From Wembley Stadium to Double J being in the Owen Hart Cup, some true career highlights that he will cherish forever. But Jarrett doesn’t like looking in the rearview mirror, he likes to look ahead. Next week, he’s not bringing resolutions, he’s bringing a game plan for 2025! What does the Last Outlaw have in store for himself and the team in the New Year?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander!
While the rest of Gold League stands at 6 points, these two men are struggling to keep up. Will the King of Death join that traffic jam at the front of the block? Or will the Commander of the Skies be a spoiler for Christmas?
The bell rings and we’re on the clock. Brody and Komander circle while the fans bark it up. There are fans who sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~” for Komander as the two tie up. But then Brody picks Komande up with both hands, and puts him on the to rope. Brody pats Komander on the shoulder, and the fans bark more. Komander hops down, not intimidated by Brody’s size. Komander then dodges Brody, DROPKICKS him, but Brody CLOBBERS Komander on the return! Brody eggs Komander on and then scuffs him. Komander gets mad and CHOPS! Brody grins and eggs Komander on. Komander CHOPS, but Brody wants more!
Komander fires up to CHOP, but Brody CHOPS Komander down! The fans fire up and Brody grins. Komander sputters, Brody paces, and Brody drags Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS again, and Komander flounders away! Brody stalks Komander to the corner, CHOPS him again, and Komander falls over! Brody hauls Komander up, whips him, but Komander goes up and over! Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Brody BACKDROPS Komander! The fans bark while Komander writhes, and Brody drags Komander up. But Komander fires body shots and a CHOP!
Brody KNEES low and Komander drops. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody asks, “Are you done?!” Brody whips Komander, but Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to then springboard, but Brody catches Komander with ease! Brody pops Komander up, but Komander pops free, sunset flip, ONE!! Brody drags Komander up and CLUBS him! Komander wobbles, Brody ROCKS him again! Brody drags Komander off the ropes, suplexes, but Komander slips around! SLEEPER! Big men still have to breathe, but Brody RAMS Komander into the buckles! Brody swings, misses, and that bad hand hits post! Komander fires KICKS on the legs!
Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves, kicks, mule kicks and ENZIGIRIS! Brody wobbles and the fans rally up! Komander knuckle locks, CHOPS, and he goes up and up and jumps around! But Brody breaks the grip and DOUBLE CHOPS Komander to the floor! The fans bark it up and the ref checks Komander while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Brody storms out after Komander, who is somehow still in this. Brody drags Komander up, and he whips Komander hard into railing! Brody revels in the DC dogs barking, and Brody stands Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander off his feet, then refreshes the ring count. Brody drags Komander up, and whips him hard into railing! So hard, in fact, that Komander goes up and over! Brody hurries to haul Komander back up, and he suplexes Komander to the floor! Komander writhes more while Brody refreshes the count again. Brody goes back to Komander, scuffs him, and brings him back up.
Komander KICKS Brody, CHOPS, but Brody CHOPS him down! Brody revels in the noise from DC while he stands on Komander’s neck! The ref reprimands, Brody steps off and rolls into the ring. Brody again refreshes the count so he can fetch Komander. Brody puts Komander in the ring, covers, TWO! Komander is still in this but Brody is more amused than anything. Brody paces then brings Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander to a corner, then revels in the noise a bit more. Brody then digs his boot into Komander, but lets off as the ref counts. Brody drags Komander up to CHOP, but Komander CHOPS! Brody CHOPS Komander down!
Brody digs his boots in again, but the ref counts. Brody steps away, then drags Komander to his feet. Brody ROCKS Komander as the Holiday Bash returns to single picture. Brody eggs Komander on, stands him up, and ROCKS him again! Komander flops against ropes but Brody dares him to keep fighting. Komander staggers up, but Brody CHOPS him! Komander is stinging but Brody ROCKS him! Brody whips, Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to QUEBRADA, but Brody catches him! But Komander slips down into the STANDING BONE LOCK! The fans fire up but Brody powers up! Brody THROWS Komander right off! SENTON FLOPS as Komander moves!
Komander hurries to basement DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Brody and Komander both crawl to ropes! They both stand, Brody runs up, but Komander swings around, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Brody flops out to the floor! Komander sees that and the fans fire up! Komander builds going side to side, and he goes up and up and CROSSBODIES, but Brody catches him! Brody RAMS Komander into the railing! And then whips him hard into more railing! Brody makes Komander take a seat, then CHOPS him! The fans bark with Brody as he gets space, and Brody runs back in, but Komander ducks! Brody CRASHES into railing!!
Komander has the fans all fired up as he rises! Komander rolls into the ring, the count is climbing, but Brody is rising! So Komander runs corner to corner to go up, up and AWAY!! Direct hit with that escalara cannonball! The fans fire up as Komander rises again! Komander and Brody both head for the ring while fans sing again, “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Komander has Brody in the drop zone! Komander goes up the corner, but Brody CLUBS him first! Brody has Komander in the Electric Chair Lift, then goes up the corner!? But Komander fights, shifts, and SUPER SUSNET FLIP POWERBOMBS!!
Brody is in the drop zone again and Komander rises! 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives and Komander cannot believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Komander rises and goes to another corner. Komander tunes up the band, runs corner to corner, but Brody SLAPS him first! Brody runs but Komander dodges, Brody POSTS himself! Komander is on the apron and he runs up, to SHOTGUN Brody to the floor! Brody sputters, Komander climbs the corner, and the fans are thunderous! Komander springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Another direct hit and Komander feels so close to his first points in the C2!
Komander hurries to get in the ring, but then slides out to start a new ring count. Komander climbs again while Brody rises. Komander watches Brody slide in, then tightrope walks to CIELITO LINDO!! But that was on Brody’s back! Komander pushes Brody but that’s a lot of dead weight to push! Brody sits up but Komander KICKS him! Komander roars, the fans fire up, handspring- TORTURE RACK! Brody flips Komander around, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, Brody wins!!
Winner: Brody King, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Komander earns 0)
If it wasn’t clear before, this was a painful punctuation mark, Komander is mathematically ELIMINATED from the semifinals. However, Komander’s final C2 match is Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street against Claudio Castagnoli! Can Komander be the biggest spoiler of this entire tournament? Can Brody prove to everyone in the Gold League that the House Always Wins?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here for Holiday Bash, though some clear redundancies from last week’s Winter is Coming edition. We got another group Don Callis Promo, and we barely got anything different from Callis and Kyle. The tag match’s only changes were Cage switching in for Archer, even though Cage is in reality defending his ROH World TV Championship in the Hammerstein Ballroom for Final Battle, and then the Callis Family wins this time so Hobbs and Konosuke can be even going towards Worlds End. Now, Konosuke could very well retain the International Championship at Worlds End because NJPW is totally open to Konosuke Takeshita VS Shingo Takagi being Winner Takes All, AEW International and NEVER Openweight titles on the line together.
Lio & Action of course won their match, but the real purpose was to get a confrontation out of them, Private Party and OG Top Flight, Darius & Dante. Good stuff, and it teases anywhere between a Triple Threat to Lio & Action VS Darius & Dante Round 2. Very good promo from Triple J to set up for something, anything really, for 2025. Fight for the Fallen can even be the start of whatever that plan is as part of the “mother of all streams.” And good stuff with the women’s division tonight. Ford & Harley makes a natural duo now given their names, and Willow and Kris could possibly reunite now that Kris is a Face again. That wouldn’t really make up for the weird fumble in the middle where Tony Khan just wanted Kris to get away from Stokely, but hey, this story itself could be really well done.
And great stuff out of Brody VS Komander, really got the drama going before the end. I mean, we all knew Komander was out of the running before tonight, and was most certainly taking the loss here, but Komander got to really show some grit. And now, five people at 6 points going into the final round, they’re really adding great drama to Gold League. Collision tomorrow and then Dynamite Miracle on 34th Street will be some great stuff, but I still think Ospreay should be one of the semifinalists, the second spot can be whoever they want.
My Score: 8.8/10
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