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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (11/10/20)

Zelda has a father-daughter chat with the GM!

Published

5 years ago

November 10, 2020

Steven Mitchell

Zelda visits HPW Headquarters!

It seems there’s more stirred up by the Hebra event news than just Ghirahim’s temper! What will Zelda say to her father, the HPW General Manager?

The Princess of Hyrule knocks on King Nicolas’ door.

He says, “Come in,” clearly not knowing who is visiting. Zelda walks in and Nicolas is happily surprised. He gets up and hugs her. If she was going to visit, she could’ve called to let him know. How is she doing? She’s fine. But this isn’t just a friendly visit as his daughter. There’s some business she wants to discuss first. Oh, well, alright. What does she want to talk about?

Well, it should be obvious, this is about the Hebra event. Why is she in another contender’s match? What does she mean? She doesn’t understand why, after losing to Ganondorf, she’s immediately back in a Goddess Championship contender’s match. It’s because Midna chose her to be. Is that really all there is to it? Was it really just Midna’s choice? Or was she encouraged by “management,” aka him? Does Zelda really think Midna would listen to anyone on this? He assures her that the four choices were all Midna’s. It’s obvious that Midna does what she wants, so there wasn’t anything he or the rest of management had to do but agree to it.

But that’s just it, isn’t it? He isn’t going to say no to her being suggested as a contender because he’s her father. This is what she’d been talking about before Clash of Fates! She wanted to be someone who wasn’t Zelda of Hyrule because people will think she’s getting her opportunities based on name alone! And yet that’s what seems to be happening time and time again! No, that’s not it at all! “You won the Bracket of Wisdom in the Triforce tournament. You won the Eventide Challenge. Sheik, Zelda, whatever name you go by, your wins are your wins. I respect you, management respects you, and obviously Midna respects you since she named you.” The only one who doesn’t seem to think Zelda is good enough is Zelda!

King Nicolas hugs his daughter again and reassures her that if she wins- No, when she wins this opportunity, it will be because she earned it. She has to accept that this really isn’t about her name, but about her as a person. Zelda nods and takes a breath. She thanks him for talking her through that. She promises not to waste this opportunity.

My Thoughts:

I’m probably laying it on pretty thick, huh? But even if it’s a predictable outcome, it has to be built properly or else it just feels worse. Instead of a negative sounding, “I knew they’d do that…” you can have a positive, “YES! I KNEW IT!” if the story surrounding it works. Of course, I’m not trying to say I’m doing the best job of it but I hope I’m not doing the worst job. I really want Zelda to have some depth because of how she’s dealing with her family legacy in conflict with her personal goals, as well as her personal mission of bringing women’s wrestling in Hyrule to a new level.

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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (5/23/25)

What’s with all the glowing?

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HPW Investigates: The Glowing Aura Phenomenon…

Riju, Sidon, Thunderbird, Donny B. Kool, Yunobo. Five stars of HPW have had powerful performances, but there’s something more to it… What is the reason behind this modern mystery? And could there be another?

Reviewing the timeline of events…

March 21st, the Triforce Tournament Bracket Finals

As the Gerudo Sisterhood was settling its grudge, Riju fought as hard as she could as the massive underdog against the Dame of the Dunes. Riju would survive heavy impact, begin to glow as she made her comeback, but Shabonne made sure she would lose the match. On that same night, we would see Sidon and Thunderbird each have their own moment where, after surviving heavy damage, they would begin to glow and make their comebacks. From there, Sidon and Thunderbird would win their way into the Triforce Tournament Finals at the Triforce Annivesary show.

April 1st, The Triforce Anniversary

Not only would we see Sidon & Thunderbird each bring out that same glowing energy, but Donny B. Kool would bring out that same phenomenon during the 21 Person Battle Royal. Donny held his own, but with that many opponents, winning was unlikely, and he was eliminated fifth-to-last.

May 1st, Wrestling Is Life

Yunobo won that 21 Person Battle Royal in April, and made his challenge for the HPW Death Mountain Championship. Igos du Ikana was as sharp as ever, but both men pushed each other to their limits. Yunobo powered through submissions and sharp strikes, bringing about the glowing aura, but Igos still won the match and retained the title.

So what might this all mean?

Five stars have been seen with glowing auras during the emotional heights of these matches. Or perhaps, the glowing auras are the results of these emotional heights? Could they be brought about by the “fighting spirit” within each one and in turn bring out new strength and energy? Each one of the five certainly seemed to “dig down deep” and fight like they were rising above mortal expectations.

Another detail that must be considered is the number of people who have presented this glowing aura phenomenon. Five people, with no connections between them: Riju the Gerudo; Sidon the Zora; Thunderbird the Ruto; Donny B. Kool the Gero; and Yunobo the Goron. Granted, they’re all young, and certainly leading this new generation forward. But the number itself is a point of focus. Needless to say that in Hyrule, three is the magic number, originating with the Triforce of legend. Therefore, multiples of three are also important. Five recorded phenomena, could this be a breaking of the norm? Or could there be a sixth?

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