Opinion
BWN Nerds’ Movie Review: A Christmas Story (1983)
What would be the Christmas season, without the Nerds covering A Christmas Story? Does Dave shoot his eye out? Is Patrick’s rating from a deranged Easter Bunny? Let’s find out!

Welcome to this week’s edition of the Nerd Review! Every week the Nerds give you their take on a different classic from the Nerdosphere. This week Dave and Patrick continue their holiday film reviews with the 1983 classic holiday flick A Christmas Story!
The Flick: A Christmas Story
What’s it About: All little Ralphie wants for Christmas is a Red Rider BBB Gun. Unfortunately, all the adults in his life think he’ll just shoot his eye out. Ralphie desperately pulls out all the stops to convince someone that the BB Gun is the gift for him.
Metacritic Score: 65
The Nerds’ Take on A Christmas Story (1983):
Dave For the first time in a couple of months, we put it to the people to decide the subject of this week’s Nerds’ Review. For this very special Holiday installment, we let you loyal listeners decide between A Christmas Story and Christmas Vacation. By a narrow margin, A Christmas Story prevailed and, thus, here we go.
To say A Christmas Story is a Holiday classic is an enormous understatement. There is no other Holiday based movie that is actually shown on a loop, on a major network no less, for 24 hours straight. It has been my favorite Christmas movie for as long as I can remember and every time I watch it, it keeps getting better. The captivating story of young Ralphie Parker’s quest to obtain a Red Rider BB Gun for Christmas is filled with so many comedically classic moments that it is easy to lose sight of what makes the movie so great…its ability to relate to just about everyone, regardless of age. How many of us have a very specific memory about that one Christmas gift that stands above all others in our respective childhoods? At its core, that is what A Christmas Story is about and yet it is so much more than that.
We find ourselves drawn into Ralphie’s trials and tribulations in a way that no other movie, Christmas based or otherwise, really accomplished. Ralphie’s imagination is brought to the forefront by fantasy segments that range from his being a heroic lawman thwarting criminals threatening his family to being blinded by soap poisoning. Along the way, we find out that, yes, your tongue will stick to an icy flagpole, that fragile is not an Italian word, and that everyone seems to think that if Ralphie gets a BB gun he will end up shooting his eye out. We see Ralphie put the school bully firmly in his place and we see his determination to tell Santa exactly what he wants for Christmas. In the end, it is Ralphie’s father who comes through in a wonderful moment involving a hidden present…only to have Ralphie nearly shoot his eye out after all. And who can forget the hilarious set of circumstances that leads the Parker family to discover the joys of dining at a Chinese restaurant on Christmas day?
Bob Clark did a masterful job directing this masterpiece. Peter Billingsley turned in the performance of his lifetime as Ralphie and Darren McGavin was equally magnificent as Mr. Parker, affectionately known in the movie as The Old Man. Melinda Dillon turned in an underrated performance as Mrs. Parker. Up and down the cast lineup there are memorable and iconic performances. It still amazes me how A Christmas Story, in essence, brought together roughly a dozen mini-stories, wrapped them all around a Christmas based backdrop, and then wove them all into one movie that always flows perfectly, without any piece of the movie feeling out of place or forced. It is a tremendous piece of cinema, full of truly funny moments and that moment when Ralphie finally gets to unwrap his ultimate Christmas gift will definitely hit you in the feels. It will tap into your memories of childhood while at the same time connecting with your more adult experiences involving Christmas, especially if you have kids. There is little question that I will watch this movie at least five times during the annual marathon….even though I am watching it on Vudu as I write this review. Yes, I love it that much and it is that good. Hopefully you feel the same and catch it a few times yourself beginning Christmas Eve.
Happy Holidays to everyone and have a safe and Merry Christmas.
Dave’s Rating: 5/5
Patrick: Dave is not going to like my rating for A Christmas Story. I think it is a terrific movie. A classic film, even. But every year, I relate to this movie just a little less and find it just a bit more dated. Now that’s not to say the movie isn’t good, it’s great. And there are elements of this movie that are timeless. But somewhere in my repeated viewings of this film, it lost something for me and is just little less special. All of that out of the way, I want to repeat, I still really, really enjoy A Christmas Story and I think it is completely deserving of the annual 24 hour marathon on the Turner family of networks.
Much like when we reviewed Scrooged a couple of weeks back, I am assuming most of our readers have seen this flick as it has been a staple during the holidays for years. Set during the 1940s ,A Christmas Story is the story of young Ralphie Parker as told by adult Ralphie. All Ralphie wants for Christmas is a Red Rider BB Gun. Unfortunately, Ralphie’s mother crushes Ralphie’s hopes by declaring famously, “you’ll shoot your eye out.” The film proceeds to follow 9 year old Ralphie’s quest to convince his parents he should have the coveted BB gun. During Ralphie’s journey the audience is taken on a nostalgic ride through relatable Christmas memories.
The fundamental theme of A Christmas Story is one any person who celebrates the season can understand. Who among us didn’t have that one toy we desperately wanted to see under the tree Christmas morning? And how many of us have been certain that there was NO WAY we were getting said gift? Along with Ralphie’s central story, there are so many relatable scenes. I think my personal favorite has to be the mixture of excitement and terror that every child experiences when visiting Santa. First there’s the ridiculously long line to see the guy. Then, when you finally reach Santa’s lap, you realize as a child that Santa’s a little…creepy. I love how Bob Clark leans into this creep factor by using a simple bubble lens when Ralphie looks up to Santa, warping his face. There are so many subtle moments like that throughout the film that enhance the experience.
The script is loaded with plenty of other holiday anecdotes that land with the audience. There’s a holiday meal falling apart. There’s the terrible gift from a relative you never see but still have to wear or use once. Finally, there is the magic of finding the gift you desperately want under the tree. As a father these moments have taken on new meaning to me as I watch my son live these moments himself.
The adept way director Bob Clark delivers this tale is why A Christmas Story will endure. However, as we roll into the 2020s, I can’t help but notice the film really does show its age. Part of the film’s charm is the era that it is depicting and the nostalgia. It assumes its audience will know about serial radio shows, decoder rings and the like. Given that the film was made nearly 40 years ago and the movie itself is set 40 years prior to that, younger audiences just don’t quite connect the same way. As I mentioned at the top of this review, to me this aging out has made the movie a little less special for me. Regardless, A Christmas Story is still an enjoyable comedy and full of enough Christmas cheer to make audiences smile.
Patrick’s Rating: 4.0/5.0
Overall Nerds’ Rating for A Christmas Story (1983): 4.5/5.0
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Greg DeMarco’s 2023 WWE SummerSlam Review
The biggest party of the summer comes to Detroit, when WWE SummerSlam 2023 delivers an action packed event that easily exceeds expectations.

The biggest party of the summer comes to Detroit, when WWE SummerSlam 2023 delivers an action packed event that easily exceeds expectations.
WWE presents SummerSlam 2023 live from ford field in Detroit in front of over 59k fans–who provided an electric atmosphere. Overall the card featured either matches, many of them delivering at or above expectations.
Read on for my thoughts, and even some ratings!
How I am rating segments:
I am using “The Line of DeMarco-cation,” which is for entertainment. the line is if I was entertained. You can have three main results:
- ABOVE the Line of DeMarco-cation
- AT the Line of DeMarco-cation
- BELOW the Line of DeMarco-cation
If necessary, i reserve the right to go WAY ABOVE or WAY BELOW. Significant segments can be rated. individual and overall ratings are totally subjective.
It’s simple: ENTERTAIN ME!
Logan Paul vs. Ricochet
- Welcome to the biggest match of Ricochet’s career.
- Samantha Irvin’s outfit matches Logan Paul, not Ricochet — SWERVE, BRO!
- Ricochet is a star, and I love seeing him treated like one.
- Rocket Mortgage is donating $5k for every move off the top rope? This match alone might accumulate half a million.
- I know Logan Paul needs to catch a private jet to Dallas and that’s why this is on first, but this is the perfect opener.
- If you didn’t know who Logan Paul was, you’d think he was just another member of the roster–and that’s the biggest compliment you can give to him. He’s a damn good heel, too.
- Paul using Braun Strowman’s powerslam–will we get Logan vs Braun?
- LOGAN MUST POSE!
- SPANISH FLY STICK THE LANDING.
- This might be the best match either have had in a LONG time.
- Logan Paul just hit a Buckshot Lariat over the top rope and to the floor. Sorry Hangman.
- I love that refs continue to have names – like former Greg DeMarco Show guest Eddie Orengo (as El Bandido Jr).
- I’d love to know Ricochet’s powerlifting numbers. Dude is deceptively strong.
- Logan Paul flew two-thirds of the way across the ring on the Springboard Froggy Splash
- This match is spotty–yes–but watch and learn Young Bucks. They are strung together by psychology and it all makes sense,
- LOVE that finish. Logan Paul wins (as expected), but Ricochet is protected.
- Think about that – RICOCHET IS PROTECTED.
- Hell of a match.
Winner: Logan Paul (pinfall brass knucks shot)
WAY ABOVE The Line Of DeMarco-cation.
Brock Lesnar vs. Cody Rhodes
- That video package–amazing. It likely telegraphed Cody’s win, but I don’t think many expect Cody to lose.
- I love when people question Brock’s presence. Did you hear that pop?
- Cody got a hell of a pop, too.
- You can tell how much Brock Lesnar respects Cody Rhodes, as he opens up the arsenal for him.
- I love that Brock simply stands center ring as the ref counts Cody out. Brock wants to win–doesn’t care how. That’s a little detail that shows how brilliant of a character Brock Lesnar is.
- This is the fifth time Brock has gone for the count-out–and I love the psychology.
- Now Brock does care how he wins–he wants to break Cody’s will.
- Wait, is this Cody Rhodes’ mystery twin brother Cory Rhodes?
- That top rope Cody Cutter was fantastic.
- Not sure when Brock’s shorts got ripped, but it adds to this fight.
- That’s what this is, a fight. And that is Brock Lesnar at his finest.
- It might have been a happy accident, but Cody’s hand bouncing off the bottom rope before he finally grabs it to break the Kimura is another amazing little thing.
- Brock is so slow and methodical, but snatches people up for the F5 in a flash. So good.
- Cody Rhodes wins, after THREE Cross Rhodes. Good shit.
- Interesting that the show of respect from Brock to Cody is considered Cody’s arrival.
- Or maybe it’s just the arrival of “The American Nightmare.”
- I will be very interested–as will all of you–to see what’s next for both men.
Winner: Cody Rhodes (pinfall, three Cross Rhodes)
WAY ABOVE The Line Of DeMarco-cation.
NOTE: Very interesting that Roman Reigns was featured in the PayBack promo, as well as Logan Paul. I wouldn’t expect either to be on that card.
Slim Jim SummerSlam Battle Royal
- I have to admit, it just feels right to have Slim Jim back in my wrestling.
- This better be good since it cost us Becky Lynch vs. Trish Stratus.
- I hope Sheamus got a full entrance for the crowd.
- Oh look, Omos still works here!
- Chad Gable is so damn good.
- Austin Theory is in this match? And didn’t get an entrance?
- At WrestleMania 30, Big E was in the Andre The Royal Giant Memorial Battle Rumble, didn’t get an entrance, and didn’t even get to carry his Intercontinental Champion. And I don’t even think his elimination was mentioned by commentary (I’d have to go back and check).
- Santos Escobar eliminating Austin Theory at least makes sense.
- LA Knight barely breathes and the crowd gets ELECTRIC.
- I haven’t made as many bullet points because this has actually been a really good battle royal!
- I’d love to know who the agent was–fantastically done.
Winner: LA Knight (last eliminates Sheamus)
AT The Line Of DeMarco-cation.
MMA Rules Match – Ronda Rousey vs. Shayna Baszler
- Some of the shots during the entrance make me want WWE to get rid of stages altogether, and stick with this type of entrance.
- Also, it’s a reminder that I hate major wrestling events in daylight.
- This being an MMA Rules Match seems to be a missed opportunity at having a special guest referee.
- The fans DO NOT CARE About this match, and I see why.
- I am all for Ronda being able to go out how she wants to go out, and the talent pushing their own idea forward. But sometimes, you gotta say no.
- Some matches also play much better in an arena instead of a stadium (Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte Flair from WrestleMania comes to mind). This is one of those matches.
- Whenever NXT had an “unsanctioned match,” the ref wore all black. That’s what we should have done here.
- Now we have doctors checking on Shayna? Really? I know we want to put over how tough she is, but…..
- The crowd pops out of relief when it’s over.
- Do this on Raw, not here. Give Becky and Trish this spot.
Winner: Shayna Baszler (technical submission, Kirifuda Clutch)
BELOW The Line Of DeMarco-cation.
Intercontinental Championship: Drew McIntyre vs. GUNTHER (c)
- My Peacock membership doesn’t let me see the video package here, and I am fine with that–it’s been a while since I’ve seen that AFLAC Duck, though.
- Ludwig Kaiser must love doing the entrance, but honestly the act might be getting stale?
- Corey Graves very poetic in pointing out that “records are meant to be broken.” That’s one of the core values of WWE at this point.
- It does appear GUNTHER will be going it alone tonight as Kaiser and Giovanni Vinci are headed to the back. Let’s see if they stay there.
- Interesting placement for this match, right after the ill-received MMA Rules Match.
- Didn’t the internet tell us Seth Rollins vs Finn Balor was going on fourth?
- Btw, this match is brought to you by Rocket Mortgage. Money talks, BAYBAY!
- GUNTHER truly lives the “Ring General” gimmick.
- As the match progresses, I honestly can’t see Drew winning here.
- The simplicity of the finishing sequence really adds to GUNTHER: top rope slap fest, McIntyre crotched on the ropes, splash, lariat, powerbomb. Nothing fancy–trademark GUNTHER.
Winner, #ANDSTILL the Intercontinental Champion: GUNTHER (pinfall, powerbomb)
ABOVE The Line Of DeMarco-cation.
World Heavyweight Championship: Finn Balor vs. Seth “Freakin'” Rollins (c)
- I presume we will get a bunch of Judgment Day shenanigans here, but I really needed Seth to go on last to further establish his championship. Instead, we are smack in the middle of the event (according to the Peacock slider, anyways)
- Seth Rollins’ entrance + 58k people = a beautiful sight
- The worst thing about this, to me, will be when Balor and Rollins are partners after Balor turns babyface.
- Love Rollins tossing the vest at Balor.
- Love the more unique start to the match.
- Interesting that Rollins, with a win, moves to 5th all time for SummerSlam wins? I had no clue! Mr. SummerSlam anyone?
- We keep naming refs, and I love it,
- If you want an “inside look” at a match, start paying really close attention for a few minutes starting with the triplicate of dives from Seth Rollins. You’ll see a few things that the cameras picked up.
- LOVE LOVE LOVE the Buckle Bomb into the barrier from Balor to Rollins. Should have known they’d do that, but it never crossed my mind. Brilliant.
- Decent amount of overlap in the offense of this match and the one prior–in hindsight, they may have wanted to put GUNTHER/McIntyre on before Rousey/Baszler.
- Fans boo’d the crap out of Damian Priest when he came down–but popped like hell for Dominik Mysterio and Rhea Ripley.
- I really enjoyed the story told with the Judgment Day. When Priest called for the briefcase to be used, it would have worked. When Balor called for it, it wasn’t going to work, and Damian Priest knew it. But he let Finn Balor sink himself anyway. That will definitely play again later when they fully implode.
Winner AND STILL World Heavyweight Champion: Seth Freakin’ Rollins (pinfall, Stomp on the Money In The Bank Briefcase)
WAY ABOVE The Line Of DeMarco-cation.
WWE Women’s Championship: Charlotte Flair vs. Asuka (c) Bianca Belair
- Very odd having Asuka enter second.
- Charlotte Flair with the ode to Becky Lynch at WrestleMania 35 (IYKYK)
- Did I miss the C4 ad read? I saw that Bianca Belair entered with some, which made me thing THAT was why she came in last, and now the C4 branding is around the ring, but no real mention? Or did I miss it? Was it only for Peacock Premium subscribers?
- Very choppy match so far–and Charlotte has to basically stop the match to have Jessika Carr fix her outfit, leaving Belair and Asuka in the corner waiting until Asuka realized what was happening and tried to cover. The Double Natural Selection that followed was quite clunky.
- Bianca nowhere near Charlotte Flair when the moonsault hit–is Bianca really that good? I seem to ask myself this during every big time Bianca match, dating back to WrestleMania 37 when I felt like Sasha Banks had to carry her.
- I find myself wanting to fast forward to the finish, here. I’m not, but I kinda want to.
- ANOTHER REF NAMED! Thank you, Michael Cole.
- If IYO SKY cashes in here (which is easy to expect), I really hope it’s not right after Charlotte wins, getting her to #15. Granted, she could cash in DURING the match and make it a 4-way. But of everyone, I think Charlotte needs to eat the pin tonight.
- We have now had medical personnel tending to one of the participants in the middle of each women’s match tonight–first Shayna Baszler, now Bianca Belair. Seems like a misstep on someone’s part.
- Bianca with the heroic comeback, and a beautiful 450 Splash on Charlotte during the Figure Eight.
- Charlotte gets misted but Bianca gets the pin???
- Makes sense if we do the cash in here. as Bianca is hurt.
Winner, AND NEW WWE Women’s Champion: Bianca Belair (pinfall, small package)
- Aaaaaaaand here comes IYO SKY.
- I love Corey Graves telling Bianca to get the hell out of dodge.
- IYO and Bayley take out everyone, and she is indeed cashing in.
- Over The Moonsault, new champion, and the crowd goes nuts. Women’s Money In The Bank briefcase is still undefeated.
- Nice World Of Stardom reference by Michael Cole, too.
Winner, AND NEW WWE Women’s Champion: IYO SKY (CMITB cash-in, pinfall, Over The Moonsault)
AT The Line Of DeMarco-cation.
There were some rough spots, but the cash in saved it for me.
Undisputed WWE Universal Championship Match: Jey Uso vs. Roman Reigns (c) with Paul Heyman
- I am timing this from the second Jey Uso’s theme hits through the end.
- Man, Mike Rome is on one, and I am not sure if that’s a good thing. He doesn’t sound as fantastic as he usually does.
- 12:34 from Jey’s music hitting to the bell ringing.
- Roman is so slow and methodical, I don’t know if he realized Jey was going to dive so soon. Jey connected with Roman’s back, but that could have been really really bad.
- I know this is Tribal Combat, but given the use of stairs earlier tonight, we might as well consider the stairs legal.
- You know it’s an important match when Roman Reigns hits The Drive By, as he did on Jey Uso.
- Table, Kendo Stick, and more early.
- Jey clotheslining Roman over the top rope (with the Kendo Stick) and hitting the dive makes me think Jey got slightly lost earlier when he did the dive to a kneeling Roman’s back.
- That was a MASSIVE powerbomb onto the chairs!
- 35 minutes in (remember, since the start of Jey’s entrance, so 23 minutes into the match) and this is definitely just a touch slow. The story is amazing, so that’s my only complaint so far.
- I have to wonder if Roman knew he was bleeding when he hopped the barricade to go into the crowd.
- Aaaaaaaaaaaand here’s Solo Sikoa. That should surprise no one. We gotta get the whole family involved, right? At least the whole Bloodline.
- Solo declining to help Roman up might be starting Solo’s arc in the story, but it wasn’t apparent enough and commentary had to fill in the blanks.
- 50:22 since Jey’s entrance is the point where Jimmy shows up (pulling Jey out of the ring).
- Jimmy hits the Superkick and leaves.
- Spear through the table that was set-up about a week ago and Roman Reigns pins Jey Uso at 52:09 (from th estart of Jey’s entrance).
Winner AND STILL Undisputed WWE Universal Champion: Roman Reigns (pinfall, spear through the table)
AT The Line Of DeMarco-cation.
“At” might surprise you, but this was WAY too slow. Bell-to-bell it was roughly 40 minutes, and that was about 10 minutes too long. But the story is worth it in the end.
WWE SummerSlam 2023
Total Matches: 8
- ABOVE the Line of DeMarco-cation – 4 matches (3 WAY ABOVE)
- AT the Line of DeMarco-cation – 3 matches
- BELOW the Line of DeMarco-cation – 1 match
One “bad” match and seven “good ones, four of those I’d call “great.” Three of the great ones I labeled as “WAY ABOVE” the line, which easily makes up for one match that was lacking. Hell, when even the Battle Royal is good, you know you watched a damn good show.
Overall Rating for WWE SummerSlam 2023: 9/10
Let me know your thoughts! Drop a comment and tell me your ratings, and what you think of the Line Of DeMarco-cation.
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King’s WrestleMania Rewind: Charlotte Flair vs. Asuka from WrestleMania 34
Chris king is back with one of the most underrated matches in WrestleMania history–Charlotte Flair vs. Asuka!

Chris king is back with one of the most underrated matches in WrestleMania history–Charlotte Flair vs. Asuka!
We look back at Charlotte Flair vs. Asuka at WWE WrestleMania 34. ‘The Empress of Tomorrow’ put her unprecedented and historic undefeated streak of 914 days on the line against ‘The Queen’s’ SmackDown Women’s Championship.
For years, this was considered a dream match while Asuka dominated the roster in NXT, while Flair won numerous championships on the main roster on both Raw and SmackDown. The Empress made her long-awaited debut on the September 11th episode of Raw and began to tear through the competition.
Asuka outlasted all twenty-nine other women in the historic first-ever Women’s Royal Rumble match to challenge for the title of her choosing. At Fastlane, she made her choice.
The WWE Universe was so excited for this match myself included. Both superstars delivered a fantastic performance on the Grandest Stage of Them All executing counter after counter. Asuka showed off some nasty-looking kicks to her opponent, and Flair hit a thunderous Spanish Fly off the top rope. Flair was seconds away from defeat at the hands of The Empress but she locked in Figure Eight and Asuka was forced to tap out.
I can’t even begin to explain how shocked I was at this outcome, as nearly everyone expected The Empress to continue her undefeated streak and walk away with the women’s title. This controversial decision was the downfall of Asuka’s momentum. She would ultimately win the SmackDown Women’s Championship at the 2018 TLC pay-per-view in the triple-threat ladder match.
Fast forward to this year when Asuka has recently returned with her Japanese-inspired persona Kana. Kana is dangerous and ruthless and is heading into a championship with Bianca Belair at WrestleMania 39. The Empress has regained all her momentum and is highly favored to walk away with the Raw Women’s Championship. Let’s hope that Asuka and Belair can tear the house down and deliver an A+ grade match both women are fully capable of.
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