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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (12/29/20)
The FINAL COUNTDOWN~ to HyruleMania begins!
HPW takes a closer look at the Trios and Termina Championship match-ups!
Before the #CelebrationofGreatness, Hyrule Puro-Resu takes a closer look at major match-ups! First: the HPW Trios and HPW Termina Championships!
Forged By Violence is stacking weights onto a bar.
Red Nut and Blue Nut spot Iron Knuckle as he prepares to squat 500 pounds! He gets the bar up, brings it down, down, with perfect form, and rises right back up. A new personal best! Knuckle says he has to be stronger now more than ever. “Knocker’s no joke. You take him lightly for one second, you get crushed. The same goes for Darkhammer and Gooma.” Groose’s team learned that, but what happened in Hebra wasn’t even the half of it. Knuckle knows these guys, from their days going around the country. “HWH, Skull Lake, Mesa League, NWS. We almost had a spot with Akkala Wrestling Alliance, but some honestly childish mistakes cost us that.”
Things shift from the weight room to a fire pit now. Knuckle stares into the fire as it shines off his helmet. “I’m still honestly surprised to this day those mistakes didn’t cost us more.” Knuckle and Knocker, Knocker and Knuckle, they were like brothers from different mothers. Teaming together, facing each other, Knuckle understands why Knocker would be upset only one of them got chosen by HPW. What would one be without the other? But Knuckle told Knocker that if HPW only wanted one, what could Knuckle do? “A company can’t take everyone. Didn’t AWA teach us that?” If Knocker hasn’t learned that all these years later, then maybe HPW was right not bring him in right away.
The Darknuts finish shining up their gear as they sit in their garage. Knocker tried to make it seem like they are blindly following Iron Knuckle, can’t think for themselves, “typical henchmen s*it like that.” Red and Blue will say it for themselves so the Doom Bringers and the fans “get it through their heads.” They had a goal: have championship gold. HPW offers Trios Championships, so they needed a third. Knuckle was the one who heard them out, and now look? Red and Blue hold up their belts, with the little emblems of themselves on the side plates. “We reached the goal.” They’re working with Knuckle, not for him. That’s how they’ll beat all there Doom Bringers.
“Forged By Violence stands together in all meanings of the phrase,” Knuckle says as we see the three walking together. “Forged By Violence joined together because we all understand the hard work it took, the sacrifices it took, and the strength it took to make it here. We’re part of HPW’s revolution. We’re part of HPW’s dominance. And at the Celebration of Greatness, we’ll be cornerstones of HPW’s future.”
“Yeah, keep telling yourselves that,” Doomknocker says as now it’s his turn to talk.
“You’ve known Knuckle what? A couple months? I’ve known that guy for years.” Knuckle is aggressive, tough, “strong as an ox and stubborn as a jackass,” and that’s why Knocker respects him. But Knocker wants the Nuts to know, Knuckle’s competitive and demanding. “If you mess up, or if you mess his stuff up; if you hold back, or if you hold him back, he won’t take that.” It’s one of the reasons Knocker always had a hard time teaming with him. “Knuckle ‘n’ Knocker could’ve been Skull Lake Tag Team Champions for way longer, but one time I’m too late to breaking a pin, and he’s on my ass.”
There’s footage of Knocker, Darkhammer and Gooma lifting weights, flipping boulders, chopping logs and various other practical work-outs as narration continues. Knocker wants to clear things up for the Nuts. He isn’t saying this to stir up trouble. They all had fun talking, drinking, hanging out, remember? Knocker is just saying, the Nuts need to be real careful. Their match being an elimination match means they “can’t just lean on each other to get the job done, first fall and you cash out. You need to be on the ball for no less than three falls. Knuckle’s going to expect excellence, 191%, bell to bell. Can you handle that pressure?” Gooma jokes that they should be called the “Nutcrackers” after they win.
Other narration pops in now. “Two trios, built by the blood, sweat and tears they’ve shed. Iron sharpens iron, and the bonds of friendship are still strong, but will it be gold that shatters it all to pieces?”
Osphala sand surfs in the Arbiter’s Grounds.
Cameras watch the Gleaming Yellow Light start at the top of a seven story sand dune. It’s steep, but he makes it all the way to the bottom, to the excitement of friends and onlookers. Osphala pulls his gaiter down to take a quick drink of water before wanting to go again. Osphala speaks to HPW as he climbs back up the dune. “I sand surf, snowboard, skateboard, and of course surf on water. I like testing myself against the elements.” Footage plays to fit his descriptions: “The hot desert; the freezing snow; the scraping, bludgeoning stone; and the turbulent tides. They’re great coaches, trainers, sparring partners, that don’t tire out or give up before you do.” When no one else is willing to keep up with Osphala, nature’s always there for him.
Osphala reflects on being injured earlier in the year. Returning on October 31st, at Clash of Fates, that meant he was out a few days short of 11 months. Yuga’s “Picture Frame” hold is not to be taken lightly, that’s for sure. But he’ll worry about Yuga later. Osphala wants to seize the opportunity given to him by HPW to make up for lost time. Osphala respects the history of Termina Championship Wrestling, the legacy the HPW Termina Championship represents, and Igos du Ikana as the Termina Champion. “But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to take that title from him. What better way to show respect for all of that than to want to carry that banner myself?”
“I believe you,” Igos responds.
The Ruler of Ruin narrates over a montage of him training, with him kicking a heavy bag and sparring with his “royal family.” “I believe you when you say you respect TCW. I believe you when you say you respect this title. And I believe you believe you’ll win this title. But you won’t.” Igos commends Osphala on making it back in under a year’s time. The Picture Frame submission targeting a leg and an arm each, Igos wondered which was going to give out first. The leg tear was not some simple injury. Footage of Osphala’s recovery and rehab plays at this time. “But facing me with a target on your body is more dangerous than swimming in shark infested waters. Don’t take it personally when I go after that leg. This is just like facing those sharks in the water; it’s about survival.”
Obviously, TCW isn’t around anymore. Management meant well but they weren’t ready to run a company. All that’s left is the history and the legacy, the things Osphala respects. “Those of us who wrestled for TCW carry those with us. I carry those with me. Now literally, because my people and I salvaged this belt from the wreckage. This belt is part of us. Part of our bodies, part of our hearts, part of our souls. You will not take that from me, no matter how hard you try.”
Once again, other narration pops in. “One whose legacy has barely begun. Another who wishes for a legacy to carry on. Only one can hold the title that represents so much to so many. Whose legacy will be cemented with precious metals? The entire world finds out on December 31st, at the Celebration of Greatness, HyruleMania!”
My Thoughts:
How’d you like my attempts at creating NXT Prime Target/AEW hype vignettes? This will be the first of three articles like these, with the third one of course publishing on New Year’s Eve, just before THE HyruleMania article!
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Let’s Go Crazy! Let’s Get Nuts!
HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…
The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.
The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!
“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?
My Thoughts:
Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!
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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]
Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?
In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.
Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).
- Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
- The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
- The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams
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