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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (3/16/21)
HPW 3/16 says there’s big matches in store!
The Triforce Anniversary is coming, and it’s going to be massive!
HPW’s Triforce Anniversary won’t just have the Triforce Championship and the tournament finals! If you want to know what’s in store, gimme a HELL YEAH!
HPW releases a video package to social media.
It has a highlight reel of Forged By Violence, as well as of the UnderWorld Order. It shows the HPW Trios Championships, and has text: Forged By Violence, Iron Knuckle, Red Nut, Blue Nut; uWo, Death Sword, Gomess, “Hollywood” ReDead; 4-1-21, Triforce Anniversary, Central Hyrule; HPW Trios Championships. So it’s official! The Trios Championship match that the UnderWorld Order earned is happening as part of the Triforce Anniversary event! Will uWo be able to take the gold from FBV on April Fools?
HPW also shares Igos du Ikana’s social media post.
The Termina Champion also has a video to share! “I’m starting to see why Gold Lynel took things into his own hands. While the Triforce Tournament is becoming a great tradition, I am growing bored sitting and waiting.” Igos wants a challenger for his title, but he doesn’t see anything happening. Igos puts it on HPW, from management to the wrestlers, to step up and challenge him. It can be anyone who was in the tournament, anyone who wasn’t in the tournament, anyone experienced or new. “Just as long as they’re eager to Fall to Ruin.”
HPW Management has a response to his challenge!
Specifically, it’s General Manager, King Nicolas Foolyere who has a message! “On behalf of HPW, I applaud the fact that our champions are all eager to be fighting champions. And yes, Igos is right, we should determine challengers for our other championships.” So taking a cue from Igos’ own message, Nicolas has determined that for the Triforce Anniversary, there will be a #1 Contender’s Fatal 4 Way! There will be a competitor who was in the tournament, one that was not, then one that would be considered “experienced,” and one that would be considered “new.” HPW will take the next few days to determine the best possible choices that fit under those four categories, and then the match will be set for April 1st! Who will make the cut and get one step closer to gold?
My Thoughts:
That’s right! The one-year anniversary of this series is going to be big! Why wouldn’t it be big?! It’s going to be the one-year anniversary of Hyrule Puro-Resu being a series! I hope you readers have enjoyed this, because this has been a lot of fun for me to write, giving all of us something a little more fun to enjoy during these awful times.
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Let’s Go Crazy! Let’s Get Nuts!
HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…
The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.
The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!
“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?
My Thoughts:
Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!
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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]
Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?
In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.
Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).
- Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
- The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
- The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams
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