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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (4/1/21)
Happy Triforce Anniversary, HPW!
The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 14
It seems like a dream but it isn’t! The first HPW Triforce Anniversary has come! Who will be Triforce Champion? Who will follow in Link’s footsteps and win the whole tournament?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- HPW Death Mountain Championship: Gold Lynel VS Groose; Lynel wins and retains the title.
- HPW Termina Championship Fatal 4 Way #1 Contender’s Match: Osphala VS Doomknocker VS Rosso VS Teba; Osphala wins and will challenge for the title.
- HPW Trios Championships: Forged By Violence VS uWo; The uWo wins and are the new HPW Trios Champions.
- HPW Triforce Championship: Link VS Zelda; Link wins and retains the title.
- Second Triforce Tournament Finals Triple Threat: Yuga VS Hilda VS Ravio; Hilda wins and will challenge for the HPW Triforce Championship.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
The Second Triforce Tournament has reached its conclusion! And in both shocking and even controversial fashion, three unlikely finalists have emerged! The Artist, Yuga, managed to craft masterful ways around gigantic opponents, from Darbus to Hinox to even Ganondorf, and is the second Bracket of Power winner! Her Grace, Hilda, took advantage of weaknesses and distractions to snatch victory from defeat against Master Kohga, Osphala and Cia! She goes from debut to being the second Bracket of Wisdom winner! And #Murusagi, Ravio the Purple Rabbit, gave King Bulblin the slip, then slid into the bracket finals when ReDead and Volga canceled each other out! Ghirahim tried to cut him down but Ravio skirted past him to be here today as the second Bracket of Courage winner! But which of these tricksters will take the Triforce Tournament title opportunity for their own?
Speaking of that title, the Triforce Championship is on the line! One year ago today, it was a Triple Threat that crowned the inaugural champion, Link of Kakariko! Though he lost it along the way, he has it back now, and for the first time ever, goes 1v1 with the Princess of Hyrule! Will Zelda be a historic HPW Double Champion? Will Link keep from being a two-time loser of this title? This and the fates of other titles are all going to be determined! The Triforce Anniversary in Central Hyrule starts now!
HPW Death Mountain Championship: Gold Lynel VS ???
The One True Monster made a demand for competition, and he’s getting what he wants! But management didn’t formally announce anything, only promising that his challenger would be a former champion in their own right! And now, we all learn together who HPW chose! It’s… GROOSE! The winner of last year’s Death Mountain Battle Royal, and a former Death Mountain Champion, is here to see if he can do it all over again!
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and the Skyloft Stud takes on a monstrous challenge to start off the night!
Fans rally up as Groose carefully approaches Lynel. Lynel puts his dukes up, Groose gives some testing jabs, but then Lynel swings big! Groose manages to bob ‘n’ weave, but then Lynel ROCKS him with a right! Lynel whips Groose, scoops him and gets Groose up on his shoulder. Groose slips off before Lynel can lawn dart him, and Groose throws body shots! Lynel shoves Groose away with a pie face but Groose comes back to throw more body shots! Lynel CLUBS Groose, hoists him up again and HEADBUTTS him while he’s in the air! Groose staggers, Lynel BOOTS him into a corner, and then Lynel runs in to corner splash! Fans boo as Lynel lets Groose flop out to the floor!
The ref checks on Groose, and he’s okay to continue. A ring count starts, but Lynel goes out to fetch Groose. Lynel picks Groose up and TOSSES him through the ropes! Lynel gets back in the ring, then looms over Groose. Groose gets up, Lynel slaps him around, and Groose gets mad. Fans rally behind Groose, and Groose throws heavier body shots! Lynel starts to feel it, but he eggs Groose on! Groose throws more hands, and he haymakers Lynel on the chin! Lynel staggers a couple steps, and he nods! He’s liking this! Lynel eggs Groose on more and Groose JABS! Fans chant “GROOSE!” with each JAB! “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” Groose powers up his fist, but Lynel DECKS him first!
Fans lose their minds as Lynel stands over Groose again. Groose shakes out the cobwebs as he slowly gets up, and Lynel spins him around, only to get the RIGHT HAND OF THE GODDESS!! Fans are going nuts as Lynel staggers to ropes! Groose fires up and he aims another punch! Groose swings but Lynel avoids the Right Hand of the Goddess, and Lynel BLINDSIDE LARIATS Groose! Lynel stalks Groose as he stumbles and staggers, then shoves him to ropes! Groose rebounds, Lynel pops him up and hits a SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, Lynel wins!
Winner: Gold Lynel, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Championship)
The Skyloft Stud has been thrown off Death Mountain! Gold Lynel still has the gold, but will his hunger for competition only grow stronger?
HPW Termina Championship Fatal 4 Way #1 Contender’s Match: Osphala VS Doomknocker VS Rosso VS Teba!
Someone in, someone out, someone old and someone new! Those were the conditions HPW put on themselves because of Igos du Ikana’s own words. The Ruler of Ruin awaits a challenger, but will he meet the Gleaming Yellow Light, the Doom Bringer’s leader, the breaker of boulders, or the promising young fledgling?
The bell rings, fans rally, and the four contenders watch each other very closely. Doomknocker then makes the first move and he ROCKS Teba with a forearm! Knocker then kicks Osphala and fires off forearms on Rosso! Rosso tanks the forearms and shoves Knocker, to then run him over! Rosso stomps Knocker, drags him up, and whips him to ropes, only for Knocker to hold ropes. Knocker baits Rosso in, dumps him out, Teba runs in and FLIES over Knocker to take Rosso down! Osphala kicks Knocker and clubs him to a corner. Teba returns to club Osphala, but Osphala ROCKS Teba with a forearm. Knocker kicks Osphala in the back of his leg then shoves him out of the way to go after Teba!
Teba and Knocker brawl, Knocker gets the edge and throws forearms from all sides. Knocker CHOPS Teba against ropes, whips him, but Teba hurdles over Knocker’s back drop! Teba springboards to back elbow Knocker down! Cover, TWO! Teba stomps Knocker, Rosso returns and he runs Teba over! Rosso drags Knocker up, and suplexes him at Teba, but Teba puts his knees up! Knocker writhes from getting knees to the back, Teba goes after him but Rosso drags Teba away by a leg. Teba kicks at Rosso, Osphala stomps Knocker out of the ring, and Osphala heads over to Rosso and Teba. Rossa catapults Teba at Osphala, and Teba sunset flips! Cover, TWO!
Rosso reels Osphala in but Osphala fights off the lift. Teba runs in as Osphala switches, so Teba shotgun dropkicks Rosso! Osphala uses that to O’Conner roll Rosso! TWO, Teba arm-drags Osphala, then Teba leaping elbow drops onto Rosso! Knocker returns and runs in to KNEE Teba down! Teba rolls out of the ring so Knocker hammers Rosso instead. Knocker drags Rosso up, CHOPS him to a corner, and then climbs up. Fans boo as Knocker rains down fists. Rosso stops Knocker before 10 to carry him with a choke grip! Knocker fights free, ROCKS Rosso with an uppercut, then CHOPS him! Rosso seethes as he stands up tall again, and he grabs Knocker to HEADBUTT him down!
Osphala returns as he runs in and headscissors Rosso into a corner! Osphala runs in, TORNADO- NO! Rosso denies the DDT as he tosses Osphala away! Osphala kips up, goes Matrix to avoid Rosso’s clothesline, and kips back up to hit a neckbreaker! Cover, ONE!! TEBA FROG SPLASHES ROSSO OUTTA NOWHERE! Cover, but Osphala breaks it! Osphala CHOPS Teba, KICKS him in a leg, and ROLLING ELBOWS him against ropes! Osphala WRINGS Teba out, hooks the arm and La Magistrols! TWO, Knocker runs in but both Teba and Osphala get clear and the KNEE hits back Rosso down! Teba hits Knocker with a THROWBACK STUNNER, Osphala GERMAN SUPLEXES Knocker!
Osphala has a bridging cover, but Teba adds his jackknife cover! Who’ll get this win?! Rosso breaks it all up! Rosso keeps things from being very complicated, and he whips Teba to ropes. Rosso pops Teba up but Teba turns that into a wheelbarrow, that then becomes an arm-drag! Teba holds onto that arm, drops a leg on it, then rolls Rosso around into a YES LOCK! Rosso endures as Teba pulls back on the modified crossface, but Knocker stomps the hold apart! Knocker stomps Teba out of the ring, follows him out, and RAMS him into railing! Knocker DECKS Teba, goes back to the ring, but Rosso BLASTS him off the apron and into the railing!
Fans are fired up as Rosso and Osphala are left in the ring. Rosso eggs Osphala on as the two approach. Osphala shoots in to get a leg but Rosso stays up. Rosso throws Osphala off, but Osphala is right back up to rush back in. Rosso blocks the takedown again, CLUBS Osphala, then gut wrenches him up. Osphala fights free and slips off and goes to backslide! Rosso blocks that, turns it into a Gory Especial, and then hits a GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO! Rosso fires up the fans with “OI! OI! OI!” and he drags Osphala up. Rosso pump handles and fireman’s carries but Osphala fights free! Osphala jumps up to get Rosso for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally while Osphala grows frustrated.
Osphala grabs a leg and gets a standing toehold. Rosso kicks with his free leg but Osphala yanks the leg he has. Osphala stomps the leg again and again, YANKS on the leg again, then hits a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Rosso clutches the knee, but Osphala splashes down on it! Osphala pulls on the leg with a toehold, Rosso grabs at Osphala’s face, but Osphala shakes that off. Osphala punches Rosso’s knee again and again, pulls way back on the leg, but Rosso reaches for ropes. Rosso back strokes to drag himself over, but Osphala lets off the toehold to drag Rosso away, and then puts Rosso’s leg between his legs for a KNEE JAMMER!
Osphala stomps Rosso’s leg more but Teba returns with a tightrope walk and springboard missile dropkick! Direct hit to Osphala and he tumbles out of the ring! Teba goes after Rosso’s leg, but Rosso resists being turned over. Rosso boots Teba away to ropes, Teba rebounds and sunset flips! Cover, but Knocker drags Teba up with a dragon sleeper! Teba flails, slips out and wrenches the arm but Knocker HEADBUTTS him! Knocker reels Teba in to a facelock, Rosso hobbles over but Knocker catches him, COMPLETE SHOT DDT COMBO! Cover on Teba, TWO! Cover on Rosso, TWO! Knocker grows frustrated but he sees Osphala get on the apron, so he runs and BOOTS him down!
Knocker turns around and brings Teba up but Teba ENZIGURIS! Knocker staggers, Teba chicken wings him and hits a TIGER SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Teba can’t believe how close he was but fans fire up! Teba builds power as Knocker sits up, but Knocker ducks the buzzsaw, only for Teba to come back around and basement enziguri! Teba runs to the ropes and springboards for a leg drop to the back of Knocker’s head! Teba turns Knocker over, and runs to the ropes again, only for Rosso to POUNCE him out of the ring and onto Osphala! Rosso runs and runs and drops a SPLASH onto Knocker! Cover, TWO! Knocker survives but Rosso fires up!
Rosso drags Knocker up, pump handles and fireman’s carries, but Knocker resists the lift with elbows. Knocker kicks Rosso’s leg out, throws chops over and over into Rosso’s neck and shoulders, then throws Kowata Kicks. Knocker runs, but Rosso CLOBBERS him! Rosso’s leg bothers him after putting all that into the lariat! Rosso crawls over to cover, but TEBA flies in outta nowhere! His splash breaks up the pin! Teba sits Rosso up for a BASEMENT DDT! But Osphala PENALTY KICKS Teba in the back! Osphala drags Teba up, crisscrosses the arms and reels him in for the suplex, SAND ROD onto Rosso!! Osphala covers Teba, Osphala wins!!
Winner: Osphala, by pinfall (NEW #1 contender to the HPW Termina Championship)
The Gleaming Yellow Light is again challenging Igos du Ikana for this title! Controversy defeated him last time, will Osphala have a way around that this time?
HPW Trios Championships: Forged By Violence VS uWo!
“Hollywood” ReDead turned his back on the Dark Forces, joined the wrestling reapers, Death Sword and Gomess, and is now part of a deadly trio! But Iron Knuckle and the Dark Nuts are just as dangerous! Both teams know how to fight like hell, but who makes it through hell to have the gold?
The introductions are made, the titles are raised, and the trios sort out. Iron Knuckle starts against Gomess and this battle of danger and violence begins!
Fans cheer for “Forged By Violence! F B V!” as Knuckle and Gomess circle. The two approach, tie up, are in a deadlock, and then break. They circle, tie up again, are in another deadlock, and they break again. Knuckle fires up and eggs Gomess on, and they tie up again, and Knuckle throws Gomess down! Knuckle stares down at Gomess, then runs. Gomess stays low, then hurdles over, then CHOPS Knuckle as he returns! Gomess snapmares Knuckle, KICKS him in the back, then clamps on with a chinlock! Gomess grinds Knuckle down but fans rally up as Knuckle endures. Knuckle fights up, but Gomess throws him down by his head!
Gomess stomps Knuckle, drags him over to the uWo corner, and tags in Death Sword. Death Sword stomps Knuckle, sits him up, and then just stomps him back down. Death Sword drags Knuckle around, drops an elbow, then a leg, then a headbutt! Cover, TWO! Knuckle reaches for his corner but Death Sword keeps him away with a whip to the uWo corner. Death Sword runs in and hits a corner splash! Tag to Gomess, the reapers mug Knuckle, then bring him up to double whip him back into the corner! Tag to ReDead and Death Sword whips Knuckle to ropes. Death Sword atomic drops Knuckle, ReDead runs and Death Sword feeds Knuckle to the SPEAR!
ReDead stands on Knuckle while flexing and shouting, “AAAH’M THA MAAAN~!” It counts as a cover, but Red Nut gets in to push ReDead off it! ReDead glares at Red Nut and the two talk trash but the ref has Red Nut stand down. ReDead drags Knuckle up but Knuckle throws body shots. ReDead CLUBS Knuckle down, then pushes him to the uWo corner. ReDead digs his boots into Knuckle, the ref reprimands and counts, but ReDead tags in Gomess. Gomess stomps Knuckle, digs his boots in, then lets off at 4. Gomess drags Knuckle up, CHOPS him against ropes, but Knuckle throws forearms! Knuckle spins but into throat chops!
The ref reprimands and fans boo but Gomess whips Knuckle back into the uWo corner! Gomess RAMS into Knuckle, digs his shoulder in, and Death Sword tags in. Death Sword taunts the Dark Nuts then runs in to forearm smash Knuckle! Gomess exits, Death Sword brings Knuckle around, and he makes sure to stare the Dark Nuts down as he wraps Knuckle up in a sleeper hold! Fans rally as Knuckle endures and reaches for his team, but Death Sword squeezes tight. Knuckle starts to fade! The Dark Nuts want to get in but the ref tells them to stay out! The ref checks on Knuckle, Knuckle gets a second wind, and he JAWBREAKERS free!
Death Sword staggers back while Knuckle gasps and catches his breath. Gomess tags in, runs past Knuckle to BLAST Red Nut off the apron! Gomess sucker punches Blue Nut, too, then gets Knuckle with a facelock! Knuckle powers up and RAMS Gomess into the FBV corner, but he doesn’t have anyone to tag in! Knuckle stomps Gomess and calls for the Nuts but Gomess stomps Knuckle’s foot! Gomess headlocks and brings Knuckle away from his corner but Knuckle pushes him away. Knuckle ends up back in the FBV corner, Gomess runs back in, but Knuckle sends him into the buckles! Knuckle hits a BIG back suplex! Blue Nut returns and gets the hot tag!
Blue Nut runs Gomess over and he runs at the uWo corner! Death Sword and ReDead get clear, but Blue Nut goes back to run Gomess over again! Death Sword and ReDead rush in, but Red Nut also gets in, and the Dark Nuts run uWo over together! Fans fire up with the Dark Nuts, and they drag Gomess up as the others bail out. Blue Nut fireman’s carries Gomess, coordinates with Red Nut, and they hit the TKO NUT BUSTER!! Cover, Red Nut intercepts ReDead as he tries to get in, but he can’t stop Death Sword! Death Sword breaks the cover, drags Blue Nut up and then shoves him into Red Nut! ReDead drags Red Nut out and clubs away on him!
Death Sword and Gomess hammer away on Blue Nut, then double whip him. They double elbow Blue Nut down, Death Sword hits a leg drop while Gomess hits a STANDING SHOOTING STAR! Gomess covers, TWO! Gomess keeps Blue Nut down with a chinlock while Death Sword goes out and DECKS Iron Knuckle! The ref reprimands the uWo and they stop to go back to their corner. Gomess drags Blue Nut that way, tags in ReDead, and Gomess chicken wings Blue Nut so ReDead can throw body shots. ReDead headbutts Blue Nut, drags him with a facelock, and suplexes him up. ReDead holds Blue Nut up for a count of 10 before slamming him down! Cover, TWO!
ReDead stomps Blue Nut, drags him back to the corner and digs his boots in! The ref reprimands and counts but Death Sword tags in. Death Sword tags Gomess then drags Blue Nut by his legs. Gomess stays on the apron, Death Sword catapults Blue Nut at him, and Gomess ROCKS Blue Nut with a forearm! Blue Nut falls back onto Death Sword’s knees, then Gomess slingshots to ELBOW DROP Blue Nut across those knees! Cover, TWO!! Blue Nut is still in this and so are the champions! Gomess stomps Blue Nut, tags Death Sword back in, and they double dead lift Blue Nut up for a POWERBOMB NECKBREAKER COMBO! Cover, but Red Nut barrels in to break it!
ReDead storms in and stomps Red Nut. Knuckle runs in and tackles ReDead out! The ref tells Red Nut and Gomess to get out, they’re not legal! Death Sword goes to throw Red Nut out but Red Nut throws him out! Red Nut turns around into Gomess’ FLAT LINER! Gomess storms over to Blue Nut, who catches him for a cradle! TWO!! Gomess CHOPS Blue Nut, but Blue Nut just fires up! Blue Nut ROCKS Gomess with a right, gut wrench suplexes him, then runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up again as Blue Nut aims from a corner. ReDead scrambles away from Knuckle and into the ring!
The ref is busy with ReDead now, and Blue Nut is distracted, Death Sword trips him up! Death Sword POSTS Blue Nut by, well, his nuts! Knuckle chases after ReDead again, but Gomess is there to hit him with a FLAT LINER! The uWo regroups at their corner, ReDead tags in but Death Sword also gets in. Death Sword and Gomess coordinate, and they STEAL MAGIC KILLER!! ReDead DROPS THE LEG, BROTHER!! Cover, the uWo WINS!!!
Winners: The uWo, by pinfall (NEW HPW Trios Champions)
There was so much chaos at the end, and in the end, Forged By Violence were outmaneuvered! ReDead shouts, “Revenge is a bitch, ain’t it?!” in reference to when FBV defeated the Dark Forces. ReDead and the reapers raise up the Trios titles, but wait, the Ikana Royal Family’s Stal-Kid, Sir Hurr & Sir Durr are coming down the ramp! Stal-Kid has a mic, and he says, “Congrats to the new champions! The UnderWorld Order reign supreme!” Not everyone applauds that.
But something seems really weird to Stal-Kid. What is this? Only the uWo’s third match as a team? When the Ikana Royal Family hasn’t even been given an in-ring debut? Is that fair? Does HPW not know how to set up a Trios Division? But hey, if uWo and HPW wanted to, they could give Stal-Kid, Hurr & Durr a big opportunity! More fans cheer that than they did for the uWo being champions. But wait, another trio is entering? It’s the Desert Flowers! Riju rides on Bularia’s shoulders and has a mic, but before she even gets a chance to say anything, the Three Masters come out!
Kohga, Garo and Stalfos argue with the Desert Flowers, and the Ikana Royal Family get mad at all of them for barging in! The uWo have no idea what to make of this, but then they’re attacked from behind! The DOOM BRINGERS came in from the crowd side!! While Darkhammer and Gooma stomp and club Death Sword and Gomess, Doom Knocker gets a mic and shouts, “What’re you morons doing on the stage? Y’all should’ve been going after these guys like we are!” Knocker then stomps ReDead and even hammers him with the mic! FBV tries to get back in but the IRF attack them! It’s a huge brawl of Trios!! Referees and other officials run out to stop this but that’s easier said than done!
ReDead staggers up, Stal-Kid hotshots him back! Knocker BACK HANDS ReDead down, but then Stal-Kid springboards in to CROSSBODY Knocker! Knuckle gets in and gets Stal-Kid with a DISCUS! Hurr & Durr mug Knuckle, Kohga and Garo each ENZIGURI them! But then Bularia helps give Riju a boost to missile dropkick Kohga, and Aveil springboard missile dropkicks Garo! Bularia gets in to collide with Knuckle! Fans fire up seeing those two stare down, but then Death Sword and Gomess both sit up! Everyone gets a bit spooked by that, but Stalfos storms in now! Stalfos brawls with Death Sword, Knuckle is after Gomess and Bularia is after ReDead! Hammer and Gooma tackle them all out of the ring!
Bularia whips ReDead, he holds ropes, but Bularia runs and hip attacks him out! Kohga and Garo DOUBLE DROPKICK Bularia out! But they turn around, and the Dark Nuts clothesline them both out of the ring! But then Death Sword and Gomess drag them out to join the rest! It’s a major cluster out there, and Riju and Aveil climb adjacent corners! Aveil ARIHARA MOONSAULTS and Riju FLYING ELBOW DROPS, and the whole group goes down!! Fans are losing their minds, but Knocker is all alone in the ring, laughing at everyone else! The Doom Bringers stir up trouble, but will they regret ruining the uWo’s moment?
HPW Triforce Championship: Link VS Zelda!
The original Bracket of Courage winner and the original Bracket of Wisdom winner have had such storied journeys this last year, and are both holding belts going into this battle! The Hero of Hyrule, the Princess of Hyrule, but only one can be THE Champion of Hyrule!
Zelda has the original Sheik gear, hearkening back to last year! But Link keeps his Hero of Old gear, just adding some gold highlights to the Titan’s Mitt and Pegasus Boots. The introductions are made, the top title is raised, and a historic battle begins!
Fans are already fired up as the two stare down. The two slowly start to circle, they approach, and they feel out the grapple. They end up with knuckle locks, but Zelda wrenches one to get around behind Link for a hammerlock, then shifts to a headlock. She switches sides, Link counters with a back suplex but Zelda lands on her feet. Zelda hops up onto Link but Link ducks down to avoid the Poison-Rana! Link waistlocks but Zelda blocks the lift. Zelda slaps Link’s hands to break free, then PELES, but Link blocks it! Link rolls Zelda by the leg, then body scissors to sunset flip, TWO! Fans cheer and duel, “Let’s Go, Zelda!” “Let’s Go, Link!” as the two stand off and reset.
Link and Zelda again circle and feel out the grapple. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow this time, are in a deadlock for a moment but Link uses leverage to push Zelda to ropes. Referee Sahasrahla calls for the ropebreak and counts, and Link lets off clean at 2. Fans cheer as Link and Zelda reset again. They circle, feel out another grapple, but then Zelda shoots in for a leg. Link pries Zelda off with a gut wrench, drops her down, then shifts to go for the Ether Medallion Chancery! Zelda turns over to slip free, then clamps onto Link’s arm. Zelda digs her elbow into Link’s shoulder, but he rolls, kips up, whips Zelda to ropes, but she holds ropes to avoid the superkick!
Zelda runs back in to tilt-o-whirl headscissor Link but he rolls to his feet. Zelda kicks, Link block it, he ducks the enziguri but she comes back with a mule kick! Link ends up in a corner, Zelda runs in and double knees! Link sits down, Zelda runs corner to corner, to basement dropkick! Zelda drags Link but his wrists, LIGHT A- NO! Link narrowly avoids the knee and he rolls Zelda up! TWO, and the two stare down. Perhaps Link forgot Zelda knows that move, too. They reset, tie up, and Link headlocks. Zelda powers out, Link swings but Zelda dodges the clothesline. Zelda comes back, tilt-o-whirls again, but Link blocks the DDT, brings Zelda back up and tosses her away!
Zelda drop toeholds Link, floats and rolls Link to a ghost pin, TWO! Zelda keeps on Link with another armlock, and she adds a chinbar. Link endures and fans rally up, he pries at the chinbar but Zelda gets that arm and pulls it back. Zelda digs her knee into Link’s back as she has him in the motorcycle stretch. Link endures again and reaches around with a leg. Link scoots around, Zelda pulls back harder, but Link gets the ropebreak. Zelda lets go fast to KICK Link in the back! Link scowls but she KICKS him in the back again. Link gets up and stares Zelda down. Zelda kicks again, Link blocks it, and uses it to get her into a fireman’s carry! BOMBOS-
NO! Zelda handsprings out of Bombos Medallion! Zelda mule kicks, hops back to get on Link’s shoulders and POISON-RANAS! Cover, TWO! Link rolls out of the ring but Zelda follows. Zelda shoves Link into steel steps! Link clutches a leg as he staggers, and Zelda hops up again! Link grabs the ropes to deny the Poison-Rana! Zelda stands up and Link SUPERKICKS her! Zelda falls back onto commentary! Sahasrahla’s ring count is starting but Link gets in. Link takes a moment to catch his breath and get his legs moving before he goes out to fetch Zelda. Zelda BOOTS Link into the apron! Zelda then stands on the announce desk and leaps for a FLYING RANA!
Link staggers up and over to barriers, and Zelda runs in to SHINING WIZARD against the barriers! Zelda brings Link around to put him in the ring then covers, TWO! Fans fire up and Zelda keeps her cool. She brings Link back up, wrenches the arm, hits an elbow breaker, and drags Link down with a double wristlock! Link endures, fans rally, Zelda pulls back harder, but Link moves around. Link reaches out for ropes, but Zelda shifts around to get a better mount. Zelda gets body scissors added on, cranks harder on the hold, but Link powers up! Link carries Zelda and walks his way over to ropes.
Zelda lets go and pushes Link into the ropes, to then O’Conner Roll and bridge! TWO, Zelda basement dropkicks but Link avoids it to STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up, Link keeps his cool and watches Zelda sit up. Link runs, Zelda ducks the Shining Wizard, but the BOOMERANG heel kick hits! Link takes a moment, to hit a STANDING SKY TWISTER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and duel again while Link gets back up. Link brings Zelda up but Zelda throws a forearm! Zelda eggs Link on, and Link throws a forearm back! Zelda wobbles and Link just stares her down. Zelda throws another forearm, Link throws it back, repeat and the fans fire up!
They go faster and faster, Link gets the edge, then spins but Zelda ROUNDHOUSES! Zelda gets Link’s arm, wrenches and CHOPS, then throws Link with a judo takedown! Zelda drops down to get the ARMBAR! Link clasps hands to fight that off, fights his way up and makes it a cover, ONE and Zelda pulls harder on the ARMBAR! Fans rally as Link endures and moves around. Link reaches and gets a ROPEBREAK with his foot! Sahasrahla counts as Zelda holds on, and she lets go at 4. Link sits up and shakes out his arm, and Zelda basement dropkicks him in the back of the head! Zelda drags Link from the ropes, covers, TWO!
Zelda goes after Link’s arm again but he scrambles around. Link rolls, drags Zelda down with a facelock, and bridges to get the ETHER MEDALLION! Zelda endures a submission now as she claws at the Chancery! She reaches up, grabs at Link’s hair, Sahasrahla reprimands so she stops at 4, but Link holds onto the hold! Zelda grabs at Link’s fingers and pries at them. She bends on back and gets free of the hold! Zelda bends the finger back as far as she can, and also goes after the elbow. Zelda twists Link’s arm, wanting another double wristlock, but Link reaches out with legs and gets a ropebreak. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda twists as much as she can before letting go at 4.
Fans rally as Link shakes his arm out while going to a corner. Zelda goes after him in the corner, Sahasrahla counts but Link turns it around and arm-drags Zelda away. Link jumps up and CROSSBODIES Zelda! Cover, TWO! Link waits for Zelda to get up, reels her into a waistlock, but she blocks the lift. Zelda pries free to wrench the arm, chicken wings and wants the crossface for the Impa Lock! Link reaches for ropes as he tries to stay up. He gets close but Zelda drops back! Link fights off the body scissors and manages to roll back to a cover! TWO and Link is free! Link grabs for Zelda’s wrists, she fights and tries to drag him down into a triangle hold, but Link stays on his feet.
Link dead lifts, but Zelda shifts around for an IRON OCTOROCK! Fans go nuts as they duel! “TAP! TAP! TAP!” “NO! NO! NO!” Link endures, powers out and hip tosses Zelda down! Link body scissors to roll Zelda to a cradle, TWO! Zelda sits on the cover now, TWO! Link rolls to jackknife, TWO as Zelda bridges up! Zelda turns things to a backslide, TWO! Link sunset flips, Zelda rolls through, BASEMENT METEORA! Cover, TWO! Zelda drags Link up, wrenches his arm, then KICKS the arm! Link back kicks Zelda, front kicks her, then SUPERKICKS! Zelda wobbles, Link shakes out the bad arm and reels her in. Link suplexes but Zelda flails and fights it off.
Zelda wrenches again, but Link rolls, spins, and wrangles Zelda down with a keylock. Zelda bridges, kips up, and arm-drags! Link ends up in a corner, Zelda runs in but Link goes up and over! Zelda turns around, Link kicks low and reels her in for a suplex, QUAKE MEDALLION! Cover, TWO!! Zelda survives and fans are thunderous! Link keeps his cool and grabs Zelda’s wrists now. Link sits Zelda up, LIGHT- NO! Zelda drops under the knee! Zelda pump handles, half nelsons, then rolls Link to a cradle! TWO!! Maybe even 2.5!! Link and Zelda both check with Sahasrahla and Sahasrahla confirms it wasn’t a three!
Fans are thunderous as the two reset. “This is Awesome!” but it’s not over yet! Link and Zelda feel out the grapple, Zelda shoots in and gets a leg but Link blocks with a sprawl. Link facelocks, drops down, but Zelda slips out to wrench Link’s arm. Zelda chicken wings it and body scissors, rolls Link as she goes for the crossface but Link rolls more and gets up with Zelda as a backpack, for a SENTON! Link sits up, but Zelda sits up to go for the crossface! Link holds it off, fans rally up, Link gets his other hand free and pulls Zelda’s fingers! Zelda clubs Link with her free arm, but she lets him free of the body scissors!
Link gets up, YANKS Zelda into a fireman’s carry, BOMBOS MEDALLION!! Cover, TWO!!! Another 2.5!! But Link doesn’t worry about checking with Sahasrahla, he drags Zelda up with a DEAD LIFT FALCON ARROW! Link gets Zelda’s wrists, sits her up, but he hesitates?! Why is he hesitating now!? Link grits his teeth and pulls Zelda’s arms but she springs up!! SATELLITE DDT! Zelda crawls to the cover, ONE!!! Zelda is shocked, and so is everyone else! Zelda drags Link up and shouts, “You wanted a kiss, right?!” Zelda reels back but Link avoids the Hylian Kiss headbutt and bridges, TWO! Link runs and hits MASTER SWORD! Cover, Link wins!!
Winner: Link, by pinfall (still HPW Triforce Champion)
The Hero of Hyrule holds onto the top title! He is still Triforce Champion, and Zelda is still Goddess Champion, but the fans are going wild for them both! After making sure she’s okay, Link helps Zelda up. Both are presented with their belts, and Sahasrahla raises Link’s hand in victory. Zelda offers Link a handshake, and Link accepts it! But then, Link takes Zelda’s hand, and kisses it! Is this the kind of kiss Link was after? Zelda seems a bit flustered, and she wants Link to hold on a second. She steps closer, takes his face in her hands, and then turns his head to the side so she can kiss him on the cheek! Link smiles as Zelda raises his hand and fans cheer again. But now with the Triforce Champion decided, who will the Hero of Hyrule be facing next?
Second Triforce Tournament Finals Triple Threat: Yuga VS Hilda VS Ravio!
Following in the footsteps of Ganondorf, Zelda and Link, three bracket finalists meet in the ring to battle for supremacy! Power, Wisdom, Courage, which will rise above and face the Triforce Champion?
Yuga has Ganondorf’s headdress and has made it pastel and bright! “Just call me YuGanon! HAH!” Hilda has new ring gear with a richer purple and more gold trim. Ravio’s ring gear is the same, he just has a bunch of Ravio merchandise. There are fans who do have Ravio merchandise, namely the banners and a few hats. Ravio sets out the things by ringside as if to advertise them. There are still fans who boo each of them as the introductions are made. The bell rings and some fans cheer as a historic tradition is finalized!
The three are wary of the other two. They glance between each other, slowly start to circle, and then approach. They still circle, and circle, and circle. Fans rally up, the three feel out a test of strength, and Hilda knuckle locks with Yuga and Ravio. Hilda cranks on the wristlocks and Yuga and Ravio go right down to their knees! And then they all stand side by side? They hold hands and raise them up together before taking a bow!? What’s going on here?! Fans boo even harder now as Ravio lies down?! Yuga steps back to “frame” the shot as Hilda uses one foot to cover Ravio! Referee Maron is confused but Yuga and Hilda shout at her to count! Maron does, and Hilda wins?!
Winner: Hilda, by pinfall (wins the Second Triforce Tournament)
Fans are going nuts, but not in a good way! How can this be how this tournament’s return ends?! Ravio gets back up and helps Hilda sit up on a corner while Yuga demands a mic! A mic is given to him and Yuga brings it and the first-ever Triforce Tournament Trophy to Hilda.
Hilda pretends to be emotional as she thanks the fans. “This means the world to me, you have no idea.” She manages to fake some tears before having a big laugh. Ravio and Yuga both laugh and nod but fans just boo more.
Hilda continues speaking, telling Ravio and Yuga what a wonderful job they did, and of course taking some of the credit herself. After all, her “marvelous acting skills” sold that last round where obviously it took two people to coordinate the entrance music and the fire extinguisher blast. That was a Ravio branded fire extinguisher, wasn’t it? “Yes, and it goes on sale starting tomor-” “Shut up, Ravio, nobody cares.” Yuga agrees with Hilda, no one cares about Ravio’s products. “But what people do care about is that now, Her Grace will have her true crowning achievement! She will become THE HPW Triforce Champion!” Hilda thanks Yuga for saying that.
Hilda’s so happy their master plan worked out. The only thing that would’ve made it sweeter is if Zelda actually won tonight. She being HPW’s first Double Champion, both Triforce and Goddess, would’ve made Hilda’s upcoming triumph even more wonderful! Hilda could even take both belts at once! But perhaps that’s too much too soon. Hilda is perfectly fine with showing what she can really do against the Hero of Hyrule. Ravio and Yuga cheer, “All Hail Hilda~!” and then kneel before her, hands directing attention to her, and Hilda laughs as fans boo and jeer, throw popcorn or even storm out. Will Hilda and her coconspirators soon claim HPW’s top prize for their own?
My Thoughts:
Happy April Fools’ and happy anniversary to Hyrule Puro-Resu here on The Chairshot! I can’t/shouldn’t say HPW has become a huge success or big hit, it’s really only a fanfiction project. But I hope there are people who read the original article a year ago that kept coming back all the way until now, and I thank those that did. It’s been said a thousand times but it can be said a thousand more that 2020 was not at all what anyone wanted it to be. And to be fair, it doesn’t seem like 2021 is completely turning that around just yet. But we all have to stay strong, stay hopeful and try not to make things worse. That all said, I am definitely going to keep HPW going for as long as possible, and we’ll see what happens in year two!
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 71
Another year, another epic way to celebrate HPW’s Triforce Anniversary! Will Zelda finally become Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil; Aveil wins.
- Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS Byrne Lokoma w/ Chancellor Cole; Majora wins and retains the title.
- 21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal: Yunobo wins and will challenge for the Death Mountain Championship.
- HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird; Ganon wins and will challenge for the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship.
- Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda; Zelda wins and becomes the new Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
Anniversaries are always important dates to remember, but they aren’t always accompanied with fond memories. For the Hero of Hyrule, Link, he was the inaugural HPW Triforce Champion. But that meant there had to be two who lost that match: Ganon and Zelda. But now, there’s a chance the dynamic could flip upside-down! Ganon is back in the Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals, though through a very controversial assist. Will he finally win the trophy? Or will someone trump the Gerudo Ace? As for the Princess of Hyrule, she’s going all in, making this her last chance at the world title! Will Zelda finally stand at the pinnacle of HPW?
As for the other 21 stars that lost in this year’s tournament, they all converge in the traditional battle royal! All 21 are fighting for gold, and they can have their pick! Death Mountain Championship? Termina Championship? Goddess Championship? Whoever wins can pick one of those out as their target! And while those 21 go for gold, Majora has issued an Open Challenge for the Million Rupee Championship! Many are eager to challenge for it, but the only catch is… they must face the MOON MADNESS! A new stipulation every three minutes, you’d have to be crazy to try! Who will risk their mind and body for a taste of glory?
But first! All this gold means nothing when there’s a grudge to settle! The Dame of the Dunes beat Buliara & Riju, but will she complete the trifecta? Or will Aveil avenge the Gerudo Sisterhood? The HPW Triforce Anniversary special in Central Hyrule starts now!
Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil!
The Gerudo Sisterhood grudge has reached the trilogy! But while the Dame of the Dunes is 2-0, she’s run into the Desert Flower! Will Tali punctuate the third act with another victory? Or will it be “third time’s the charm” in slapping some sense into her?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Aveil. Tali is annoyed as she and Aveil slowly circle. They feel things out, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Tali THROWS Aveil down! Tali slaps Aveil around and talks some smack, “You think you can stand in the ring with me?” Aveil gets up in a huff and Tali eggs her on. They circle and tie up again, Aveil gets around to kick Tali’s leg out! Then Aveil returns that head slap! Tali is seething as she stands up, and the two tie up again. Tali powers Aveil to a corner, but Aveil goes up and around to arm-drag Tali way! Aveil runs, dodges and handsprings! Tali gets clear but Aveil comes back to dropkick her down!
The fans fire up as Tali staggers to her feet. Aveil throws forearms and CHOPS, then whips Tali corner to corner. Tali reverses, Aveil goes up, but Tali catches her! Tali pops Aveil over into the shoulder rack, but Aveil sunset flips through! Tali stays up, YANKS Aveil back up and whips her to ropes, to then run her over! The fans boo while Tali dusts herself off, letting the “dust” fall on Aveil. Tali runs but Aveil stays low. Tali jumps over the dropdown, Aveil hurdles over Tali! Tali comes back, blocks Aveil’s kick, then FLIPS Aveil! Aveil lands on her feet, and ROCKS Tali! Tali staggers, Aveil DROPKICKS her out of the ring!
The fans fire up with Aveil as she builds speed! Aveil DIVES into a FOREARM! Shabonne cheers as Aveil flops onto the apron. Tali drags Aveil into an Electric Chair Lift! Tali then SLAMS Aveil on the apron! Aveil sputters and falls back while the fans boo, but Tali soaks up the heat. Tali drags Aveil back up, puts her in the ring, then takes her time soaking up more heat. Tali storms up the steel steps and into the ring as Shabonne hypes her up as the “Alpha Female.” Tali stalks Aveil to the corner, then stands her up for body shots! The ref counts but Tali tells him to leave her alone. Tali goes back to Aveil, who fires a flurry of forearms!
Tali throws more body shots back, then CLUBS Aveil down! Tali looms over Aveil, drags her up by her gear, then HIP DROPS her back down. Tali then wraps Aveil up in body scissors to squeeze! The fans rally for Aveil as she endures. Aveil pries at the legs but Tali holds on tight. Aveil pushes back for a cover, TWO and Tali still has Aveil in the squeeze. Aveil fights with elbows, then turns around and throws more forearms! The fans fire up as Aveil fires off with fury! Tali sets Aveil free and the two go to opposite corners. Aveil runs in, Tali moves, and Aveil hits buckles! Tali picks up Aveil for an atomic FACEBUSTER!
Tali stomps Aveil around, dares her to get up, and the fans rally up. Tali reels Aveil in and suplexes her! Tali holds Aveil up, but Aveil cradle counters! ONE and Tali rocks it back, then she deadlift suplexes Aveil to SLAM her down! Cover, TWO!! Aveil survives but just barely! Tali seethes but keeps her focus and she drags Aveil up again. Tali clamps on with a COBRA TWIST! Aveil endures as Tali clamps on with a hand to the ribs! Fans rally, Aveil fights the hold, shifts around and throws body shots. Aveil powers Tali to a corner, but Tali CLUBS Aveil’s back! Tali hoists Aveil to the top rope, and ROCKS her with a haymaker!
Tali climbs up to join Aveil, brings her up to the very top, but Aveil fights out and slips under! Aveil YANKS Tali’s arm to bump her off buckles! Aveil then hops up to get behind Tali! Fans rally as Aveil waistlocks Tali, for a SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Fans are thunderous as both women are down! “This is Awesome!” as Aveil and Tali stir, and they again go to opposite corners. Aveil drags herself up, runs in, and hits an ELBOW! Aveil reels Tali in and underhooks, but Tali BACKDROPS free! But Aveil lands on her feet! SHOTEI! Wheelbarrow and victory roll to DOUBLE STOMP! Aveil adds a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO!!
The fans are thunderous, and Tali’s ear is busted open from that shot! Aveil shows no mercy and goes after that side with a CROSSFACE! Tali endures, moves as best as she can, rolls to a cover, TWO! Tali BOOTS Aveil down! Tali checks her nose but that’s not what’s bleeding. She checks her ear and finds plenty of blood, that she then turns into war paint on her cheek. Tali drags Aveil up, but Aveil grabs an arm for an ELBOW BREAKER! And another, and another, and another! The fans fire up, Aveil then wrenches and hits an ARMBAR DDT! Tali crawls to ropes, shakes the bad arm, but Aviel runs to dropkick the arm!
Tali clutches her elbow but she refuses to let this end here! Tali scoops Aveil, but Aveil gets to the apron! Aveil ducks a punch to HOTSHOT the arm! Tali falls and writhes on the mat. Aveil grabs the arm to SLAM it over and over and over again on the apron! Shabonne freaks out but Tali refuses to quit. Aveil joins Tali on the apron, and Tali throws haymakers with the good arm! Aviel returns fire, then she grabs the bad arm! There’s a moment of fear on Tali’s face! Aveil WRINGS the arm into the apron! Tali shouts in pain as she falls to the floor! But Aveil is right after the bad arm again! Aveil drags Tali up and whips her into the steel steps, bad arm first!
Tali shouts in pain again while she slumps back down. Aveil catches her breath, then storms up on Tali. Aveil CLUBS Tali, goes after the bad arm again, and has an ARMBAR! The ref counts, this won’t matter outside the ring anyway! Aveil lets go at 4, Tali scrambles away into into the ring. Aveil slides in and is still after the bad arm! Aveil grabs the arm and grinds it down with an armlock. Tali endures, fights her way up, but Aveil ROUNDHOUSES her down! Aveil covers, ONE, but she’s after the arm again! Tali does her best to resist but Aveil stomps her! Aveil SLAMS the arm down on the mat, then goes up top! But Tali trips her up!
Tali grits her teeth through the pain and she ROCKS Aveil with a right hand! Tali climbs up to join Aveil, works to get the bad arm moving, but she CLUBS away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil up, Aveil fights the superplex, but Tali clubs away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil back up, and hits the SUPERPLEX! But she can’t make the cover right away! Shabonne coaches Tali as she crawls over, covers with one good arm, TWO!! Aveil survives again and Tali is beside herself! “This is Awesome!” but far from over! Tali grits her teeth and she drags Aveil up. Aveil throws a haymaker! Tali gives it back! They throw shots back and forth as they stand, and fans fire up!
Aveil fires up to throw right hand after right hand, but Tali blocks one, spins Aveil for a cravat, and fires KNEE after KNEE after KNEE! Tali then snapmares and runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Tali scowls as she gets back up and looms over Aveil. Tali gets the legs, ties them up, and with one good arm puts on a CLOVERLEAF! Aveil endures, but Tali SWINGS her around! Aveil endures even now, and Tali steps back over! Aveil endures, crawls, reaches out, claws at the mat, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Tali lets go at 4. Tali is frustrated, but she deadlift gut wrenches! But Aveil flails, swings and arm-drags Tali into an ARMBAR!!
The fans fire up, Shabonne freaks out, but Tali clasps hands! Aveil CLUBS away on the grip! Tali moves around, stacks Aveil to a cover, ONE, and Tali deadlifts again! But Shirai PULLS on the bad arm and wrangles Tlai back down! Tali kicks around and gets her legs on the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Aveil lets go quickly and gets moving! Tali ducks the Tiger Feint Kick! Aveil spins and stumbles, but she dodges Tali’s lariat to fire SHOTEI after SHOTEI after SHOTEI! Tali stumbles into the ropes, Shirai runs in, TIGER FEINT! The fans fire up, Aveil goes up top, and Tali stands into a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!! Tali survives and Shabonne can breathe again! But fans rally back up as Tali goes to a corner. Aveil runs in, METEORA!
Tali sputters, Aveil drags her into the drop zone, and Aveil goes up top! OVER THE MOON- NO! Tali moves and then LARIATS Aveil inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Aveil’s still in this and Tali’s losing her cool! Tali stomps away on Aveil but the fans boo. Tali drags Aveil back up and gut wrenches for the shoulder rack! Aveil turns over and turns it into a REVERSE DDT! Both women are down again and fans are electric! Tali crawls to the apron, Aveil spots her, and Aviel runs up! SUNSET FLIP- NO, Tali grabs the ropes to fight the bomb! The fans rally, Shabonne freaks out, but Aveil pries her free from the ropes! POWERBOMB through the announce desk!!!
Fans lose their minds and commentary is completely shocked! Aveil staggers to her feet, and she leaves Tali behind in the wreckage. Tali stirs, Shabonne shouts at her to get up, but we’re already at 4 of 10. Tali as the ring count passes 5! Tali fumbles and stumbles at 7, stands at 8! Tali lunges in at 9.9! But Aveil is OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, AVEIL WINS!!
Winner: Aveil, by pinfall
The Gerudo grudge finale is a true epic! Justice has been served on- OH NO, SHABONNE CLOBBERS AVEIL! Shabonne is furious as she shouts at Aveil, “This is what I’ve been talking about! You just keep holding her back! You just keep getting in her way! Tali would be on top of the world by now if not for you!” The fans boo but did Shabonne confess she got in Tali’s ear? Is Shabonne the reason Tali put herself ahead of the group? Tali slowly gets back up, and Shabonne drags Aveil up. Shabonne feeds Aveil to Tali’s gut wrench! DOMINATOR!! Shabonne helps Tali get up again, and they stand over Aveil. Tali still went 2-1, will she rise to the top of HPW by force?
Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS ???
The Monster Mask took this belt back for the UnderWorld Order, still cheating Kevin Gibdo even though it was all No Disqualifications style matches. But now, he’ll have to put his money where his mouth is, facing a mystery opponent! Will Majora regret making such a gamble? Or will he still be worth his weight in gold?
Everyone watches the ramp for Majora’s opponent, and out walks Chancellor Cole? Well, he surely can’t be the one, but “Ladies and gentlemen,” he gives his introduction as “the Special Counsel for The Man with the Iron Claw, who will soon adorn it with the most lavish title in the land! That man is none other than BYRRRNE…! LOKOMAAA~!” Obviously that’s who Cole was bringing along. The introductions don’t really need to be made, but the belt is raised, and the gamble begins with the first spin of the wheel! They start with… FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
Falls Count Anywhere!
Well that makes this easy. Not only can these two do anything, they can go anywhere! The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Majora and Byrne feel things out, then Majora kicks Byrne low! The fans boo while Majora headlocks. Majora grinds Byrne, but Byrne throws body shots. Byrne powers up and out, but Majora runs him over! The fans boo but Majora soaks up that heat. Byrne bails out, Cole coaches him up, but Majora builds speed, slides out, and LARIATS Byrne down! The fans boo but Majora tells them to shut up. Majora drags Byrne up, brings him around to the desk, and fakes smacking Byrne off the top.
Rusl tells Majora not to mess around. But also, he wouldn’t mind if Byrne ate table, referencing when Byrne was calling him out from last year. Majora whips Byrne hard into barriers! Byrne falls in a heap, the fans boo, but Majora storms up on Byrne. Majora stomps Byrne, drags him up, and brings him around to whip into more barriers! The fans boo more, but Majora goes looking under the ring. Fans chant for tables, but Majora brings out a chair instead. The fans boo as he holds it up, and also flips them off. Majora storms over to Byrne, JAMS him up, and then SMACKS him on the back! Fans boo while Byrne staggers away.
Majora stalks Byrne to the ramp, and fans boo more as Majora SMACKS Byrne again! Byrne falls over, Cole protests, but Majora threatens Cole now. Majora goes back to Byrne, but Byrne grabs the chair with his iron claw! The two fight over the chair, Majora swings Byrne into the post! Majora then takes aim, but Byrne dodges! Chair hits post and Majora is disarmed! Byrne then runs up to DECK Majora! The fans fire up, we’re under a minute, and Byrne grabs the chair. Byrne sits the chair up, drags Majora up with the IRON CLAW to his face, and aims for the chair! The fans count with the countdown as Byrne aims for the chair!
“THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!” The wheel spins again, right as Majora fights off the lift! Majora CLUBS Byrne’s arm, breaks free, and kicks low. Majora suplexes Byrne onto the chair! The wheel lands on… BULL ROPE MATCH!
Bull Rope Match!
The ring crew fetches the bull rope, the ref tells Majora to stop, but Majora drags Byrne up. Majora puts Byrne in the ring, covers, but the ref says no, they have to put the bull rope on first. Majora gets mad but these are technically the rules he established. Majora demands they bring the rope, the crewman gives the rope to the ref, and the ref gives Majora one end. Majora straps in while the ref checks on Byrne. Byrne sits up, the ref explains what’s going on, and Byrne takes the other end of the rope. Byrne straps in, the ref says now they can continue, and Majora reels Byrne in using the rope! LARIAT! The fans boo, Majora covers, TWO!
Majora drags Byrne around using the bull rope, then stands him up in a corner. Majora stomps a mudhole into Byrne, and he just keeps going! No disqualifications and all that. Majora stops after about 20 stomps, then roars while fans boo. Byrne sputters, Majora drags him up using the bull rope, and then scoops to SLAM him! Majora then gathers up the slack to LASH Byrne! Byrne writhes, the fans boo, but Majora LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes more, goes for the ring ropes, but Majora uses the bull rope to drag him back to center. Majora then winds up and LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes and spasms from the pain!
Majora soaks up the heat as the fans boo even more. Majora then sits Byrne up, wraps the bull rope around him, and CHOKES him! The fans boo, the ref reprimands but that’s all he can do. Byrne refuses to give up, so Majora stops choking him. Majora stands Byrne up, and he uses the rope to whip Byrne hard into a corner! Majora then uses the rope to swing and sends Byrne hard into another corner! Majora then reels Byrne in, scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Byrne stays in this, and we’re already under a minute on the countdown. Majora goes to a corner and takes aim as the fans rally up.
Byrne rises, Majora runs up, but Byrne ducks under Torpedo Majora! The fans fire up as Byrne uses the bull rope to drag Majora up into an IRON CLAW! And then an IRON CLAW SLEEPER, that shifts into an IRON CLAW COBRA TWIST! AKA Track Buckling! Majora flails as Byrne twists and bends him! The fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!” Byrne then swings Majora into an URENAGE! AKA Off The Rails! Cover, TWO! Majora survives, the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again, and gives us… CASKET MATCH!!
Casket Match!
The ring crew now wheels out a casket and the fans fire up. Byrne frees his hand from the bull rope, but he still LASHES Majora with it! The fans fire up as Byrne LASHES Majora again and again and again! The casket reaches ringside, Byrne uses the rope to drag Majora, but Majora digs his heels in. They tug-o-war while Majora is still on the mat. Byrne stomps Majora! Byrne storms over to the casket, opens it up, but Majora LASHES Byrne on the back of the leg! Byrne hobbles and stumbles to a corner, and Majora LASHES him again! The fans boo, Majora gets his hand free of the rope, and he CHOKES Byrne again!
The fans boo more, but Majora drags Byrne out of the ring like that. Majora dumps Byrne on the ground, throws the rope aside, and goes to the casket. Majora nods as he brings it over, this was the stipulation that beat Kevin Gibdo. Majora drags Byrne up, but Byrne fires body shots! The fans fire up as that iron fist hits hard, and then Byrne scoops Majora! Majora flails to get free, and then he shoves Byrne down! Byrne falls into the casket! Majora grabs the lid, but Byrne gets his feet up to block! Majora pushes down on the lid but Byrne doesn’t give in! Majora stops with the lid to stomp Byrne. Byrne grabs Majora’s foot!
Byrne shoves Majora away, gets himself out of the casket, and ROCKS Majora! The lid falls shot, but Byrne brings Majora around with the IRON CLAW! IRON CLAW SLAM onto the casket! The fans go nuts as Majora is bent backwards! Majora slowly slumps off the casket, Byrne opens it up, and he drags Majora inside. Byrne slams the lid shut, but it doesn’t shut because it’s all busted up! Something about that impact has warped the frame! Cole shouts for a second casket and the ring crew hurries out. And this one’s solid Mahogany! The crew hurries as fast as they can with time running out for this stipulation!
Byrne drags Majora out of the busted casket and over to the second. Cole has the crew slow to a stop, and Cole even opens it up himself! But Majora BOOTS Cole! And he RAMS Byrne into barriers! The fans boo more, but now the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again and lands on… WOODWORK MATCH!
Woodwork Match!
Wait, what’s a Woodwork match? The ring announcer, Purah, is given a note. “In honor of the fifth anniversary, Majora introduces the Woodwork match. Any weapon is allowed, so long as it is made out of or contains wood.” Well, that second casket qualifies, doesn’t it? Majora picks Byrne up to SPINEBUSTER him on the wood casket! Byrne slumps to the floor, Majora drags Byrne up and puts him in the ring. Majora takes aim from a corner while the fans boo, and Byrne stands up into a TORPEDO MAJORA! Cover, Majora wins!
Winner: Majora, by pinfall (still Million Rupee Champion)
Majora holds up the title, having brutalized the former Dark Horse. The fans boo, but wait, the lights go down! The tron turns on, and there’s a warped version of the UnderWorld Order’s theme playing as if in the distance. There’s backwards speech, and text appears on screen, as if typed backwards. It eventually reads, “The following atonement will be paid for by the uWo.” Then we get a replay of how Scaldera & Majora set that casket on fire back at HyruleMania! Then the tron goes to static before cutting out. The lights come back on, and is the wood casket opening on its own?! The fans go nuts as it’s KEVIN GIBDO!
His bandages are tattered, but there’s rage in his eyes as he rises out of the casket! Majora is frozen in place looking at this scene! Kevin storms up to the ring, and Majora scrambles out the other side! But Kevin grabs him by the foot! Kevin drags Majora back in, and he rains down fists on the back of Majora’s head! The fans are thunderous, Kevin lets off to grab the belt! Kevin aims at Majora, and CLOBBERS him with the belt! The fans fire up more as Majora is down! Kevin stands over him, holding up the belt. Will Kevin have his revenge on Majora and reign once again?
21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal!
Groose, Yunobo, Ashei, Odolwa, Donny B. Kool, Cia, Volga, Nabooru, the uWo’s Hollywood ReDead, Gomess & Grim Creeper, Arrow Club’s Fin Balure, Ruto, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito, The Dark Forces’ Ghirahim, Zant, Militron, Lupay & Harlequin, and even Gold Lynel. They all fell in the Triforce Tournament, but they all have a chance at redemption! Who will be the one that outlasts 20 to have their own golden opportunity?
The bell rings, and pretty much everyone looks at Gold Lynel. He’s the biggest and the baddest, so he finds himself surrounded by all 20 opponents. And then all 20 converge! The fans fire up as they all punch and kick and CLUB Lynel, but then he EXPLODES out! Lynel DECKS Groose, DECKS Donny, DECKS Volga, DECKS Zant, DECKS Gomess, and DECKS Lupay! Odolwa ROUNDHOUSES Lynel, Lynel staggers, but then he ROCKS Odolwa! Harlequin CROSSBODIES, but Lynel catches him! Lynel THROWS Harlequin up and out! Lynel ELIMINATES Harlequin! Fin CHOPS Lynel! Lynel HEADBUTTS Fin down! Zant jumps on for a SLEEPER!
The fans are actually cheering Zant for once, but Lynel reaches back, and he THROWS Zant over the ropes! Lynel ELIMINATES Zant! Lupay SUPERKICKS Lynel! Lynel shakes that off and glares at Lupay, then grabs him with both hands! Lynel THROWS Lupay out onto Harlequin and Zant! Lynel ELIMINATES Lupay! ReDead BOOTS Lynel! Ghirahim CHOPS Lynel! Lynel DECKS ReDead, but Yunobo RAMS Lynel! Lynel staggers, Scaly RAMS him! Militron RAMS Lynel, too! Yunobo, Scaly and Militron all run, TRIPLE SHOULDER TACKLES!! The fans are all fired up as Lynel is dazed, and the others all swarm him again!
As big as Lynel is, when it’s Militron, Yunobo, Scaly, Groose, even ReDead, Odolwa and Nabooru working together, they all hoist him up and over the top rope! They DUMP Lynel out of the ring and ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as the One True Monster is no longer a threat to the champions of Hyrule! Lynel is furious and wants back in, but he stands down as it’s still 16v1. Lynel leaves in a huff, and now the remaining entrants battle each other! Nabooru and Ruto scrap as old rivals, the rest of Arrow Club go after the uWo, and Cia & Volga go after Ghirahim together. Yunobo throws heavy hands with Militron as fans chant “MEAT! MEAT!”
Fin CHOPS ReDead, but ReDead ROCKS Fin in return. Gomess throws body shots on Scaly, and Creeper CHOKES Torbevito on the ropes! Fin fires hands on ReDead, Creeper goes after Fin, and Torbevito CLUBS Creeper from behind. Ghirahim kicks Volga, CHOPS Cia, then ROCKS Volga! Cia ENZIGIRIS Ghirahim, Volga THROWS Ghirahim over the top rope, but Ghirahim lands safe on the apron. Volga takes a swing, Ghirahim blocks it to ROCK Volga! Cia runs up but Ghirahim RAMS into her! Ghirahim slips in and CHOPS Volga down! Odolwa BOOTS Ghirahim down! Ashei ROCKS Odolwa and reels him in for a fireman’s carry!
Ashei aims for ropes, but Odolwa grabs ropes to fight back. Odolwa slips free and mule kicks Ashei! Nabooru has Ruto up on the top rope but Ruto clings on for dear life! Torbevito kicks Nabooru to save Ruto. Ruto ROCKS Nabooru in the back with a forearm! Ruto and Torbevito work together and have Nabooru on the ropes now. Groose JABS Donny, fans shout “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe It!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB, “You Better Believe It!” Scaly CLOBBERS Donny into Groose! Gomess goes after Scaly again, Scaly puts Gomess in the corner and stomps a mudhole in! Donny gets up to go after Scaly!
Scaly DECKS Donny, Gomess ROCKS Scaly, then pushes him onto the ropes. ReDead helps Gomess lift Scaly, but Fin goes after Gomess. Torbevito runs up on ReDead and uses the ropes, WHIRL- NO, ReDead stops the DDT! ReDead atomic drops Torbevito, then THROWS Torbevito up and over! Torbevito grabs the ropes, ReDead goes after his hands, Scaly kicks Gomess away and CLUBS ReDead! Torbevito drags ReDead over the ropes while Scaly DUMPS him up and out, Arrow Club ELIMINATES ReDead! The fans cheer, but then Gomess comes back and he DROPKICKS Scaly into Torbevito! Torbevito falls to the floor, ELIMINATED!
Gomess fires off hands on Scaly, Nabooru and Ruto go back and forth with forearms, but then Ruto KNEES low! Ruto whips, Nabooru reverses, but Ruto grabs ropes to stop herself! Nabooru runs up, Ruto pops her up and over, but Nabooru lands safe on the apron! Ruto kicks low, but Nabooru blocks! Nabooru holds onto Ruto’s foot to keep from falling off the apron, and this pulls Ruto into the ropes! Ruto flails but she can’t reach Nabooru! Nabooru pulls herself back to the apron and DRAGON SCREWS Ruto in the ropes! Ruto falls back and Nabooru rolls back into the ring. Nabooru drags Ruto up and throws her over and out to ELIMINATE her!
Creeper runs up on Nabooru and fires off fast hands. The fans boo but Nabooru HEADBUTTS him in return. But then ReDead LARIATS Nabooru up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE her! The fans boo but ReDead & Creeper high-five. Donny and Groose go after them, Gomess goes after Groose. Ashei waistlocks Gomess to GERMAN SUPLEX! Odolwa WHEEL KICKS Ashei! Creeper kicks Odolwa low, fires forearms, but Odolwa UPPERCUTS Creeper! Cia DROPKICKS Odolwa and Odolwa staggers to the ropes. Volga hurries after Odolwa and tries to lift him up and out. Odolwa kicks free of Volga, then JUMP KICKS him down!
Cia jumps on Odolwa for a SLEEPER! Odolwa grabs at Cia, THROWS her down, and Cia goes to a corner. Odolwa stomps Cia, Ashei CLOBBERS Odolwa into the corner! Ashei and Cia work together to lift Odolwa up onto the ropes. Odolwa fights back, kicks Ashei away, but Volga comes running in! Odolwa TOSSES Volga up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Odolwa then SUPERKICKS Ashei! Cia fires furious fists, but Odolwa DUMPS her out! Cia lands on the apron, Odowla brawls with Ashei. Cia stands up, Odolwa SHOVES Ashei into her! Cia falls, but Volga is there to catch her! The fans cheer while Volga helps Cia back up.
Odolwa scoops Ashei, swings around, and Ashei’s feet hit Cia! Cia falls onto Volga and to the floor, ELIMINATED! The fans boo, but Ashei fights free. Ashei fireman’s carries Odolwa, and then military presses him! But Odolwa slips free! And he LARIATS Ashei up and out to ELIMINATE her! Odolwa talks trash, as this is payback for losing to her in the tournament. But then Gomess LARIATS Odolwa up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Gomess turns around into a CHOP from Fin! Scaly ROCKS ReDead with a big right hand! Creeper jumps on Scaly’s back for a SLEEPER! Scaly claws at him, but ReDead returns to BOOT Scaly!
Fin CHOPS ReDead again, but ReDead ROCKS Fin! ReDead pushes Fin against the ropes and CHOKES him! The fans boo, but Fin breaks free and turns things around to CHOP ReDead again! And CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Scaly still has Creeper on him like a backpack as he runs at ReDead! Scaly LARIATS ReDead and himself up and over, bringing Creeper along for the ride! TRIPLE ELIMINATION!! Fin is shocked, but now he’s the only Arrow Club member left in the match! Ghirahim CHOPS Fin! Militron and Yunobo RAM into each other again! And again! And again! The fans again chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”
Yunobo RAMS Militron, Militron rebounds and he RAMS Yunobo again! Yunobo rebounds, but Militron scoops him for a SCRAPBUSTER! The fans boo, but Groose JABS Militron! Donny JABS JABS Militron, “You Better Believe It!” Groose JABS Militron again, “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe it!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB “You Better Believe It!” Now Groose joins the rhythm, “GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It! GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It!” Groose & Donny double whip Militron to ropes, but Militron DOUBLE LARIATS! Well, no, Groose ducked that but Donny is down!
Groose runs up and he LARIATS Militron! But Militron stays up! Groose runs and LARIATS again, but Militron still stays up! Groose runs again, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Militron roars, the fans boo, but Donny runs up to fire more fists! No more jabs, Donny be firing haymakers! The fans fire up behind Donny, and is he glowing? Militron takes a swing, but Donny leans back, propped up by his tail! Then Donny springs up to STUNNER! Militron drops to a knee, Donny runs up, POPPIN’ MY COLLAR BONE! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ghirahim blindsides Donny, hauls him up and THROWS him out to ELIMINATE him!
The fans boo, but Ghirahim just smiles and takes a bow. But the RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS finds him! The fans fire up for Groose, but Gomess creeps up behind him. But Yunobo turns Gomess around to HEADBUTT! Gomess staggers, Groose sees him, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Gomess staggers around again, Yunobo TOSSES him up and out to ELIMINATE him! No more UnderWorld Order in this match, and we’re down to five! Ghiram tells Militron to get up, they’re the only ones on the same team at this point. But this just gets Groose, Yunobo & Fin to go after them, 3v2!
Fin fires shots on Ghirahim while Yunobo and Groose go after big Militron! Yunobo & Groose double whip, but Militron reverses to send Yunobo away. Groose JABS Militron, Yunobo rebounds, but Militron sidesteps so Yunobo CLOBBERS Groose! Yunobo apologizes, Militron BLINDSIDE LARIATS Yunobo! Fin CHOPS Ghirahim in a corner, but Ghirahim turns that around to CHOP him! Ghirahim CHOPS again and again and again, then feeds Fin to Militron! POP-UP- NO! Fin rains down fists to fight the bomb! Fin slips free, fires hands on Militron, but Ghirahim storms up. Fin ELBOWS Ghirahim away!
Militron kicks Fin low to suplex! Fin flails, lands safe on the apron, and he facelock GUILLOTINES Militron across the top rope! The fans rally for Fin, but then Ghirahim runs up to SHOVE both Militron and Fin off the apron! DOUBLE ELIMINATION! The fans boo but Ghirahim just shrugs. All he cares about is winning, and he’s part of the final three! Ghirahim watches as Groose and Yunobo finally get up. The fans rally, Ghirahim storms up on Yunobo to fire hands! The fans boo, but then Yunobo blocks a shot and he ROCKS Ghirahim! Ghirahim comes back to ROCK Yunobo, then CHOP Yunobo!
Ghirahim ROCKS Yunobo again, but then Groose hooks Ghirahim’s arms! Ghirahim fights the chicken wings, BOOTS Yunobo away, but Groose turns Ghirahim around! Ghirahim shoves Groose away, then CHOPS! Groose clutches his chest as he falls back, but a glowing Yunobo runs up to POUNCE Ghirahim up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as it’s now just Yunobo and Groose! Yunobo helps Groose to his feet, and the fans rally as the two stare down. They circle, the fans duel, and the fists start flying! The fans cheer as Groose ROCKS Yunobo, but then Yunobo ROCKS Groose!
The fans duel, “GROOSE! GORO~! GROOSE! GORO~!” as the shots go back and forth again. Groose kicks low, fires body shots, then HEADBUTTS! But that hurts Groose! Groose still ducks ‘n’ dodges Yunobo to then RAM him! Yunobo comes back, but Groose gets around to chicken wing the arms! The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the turn, and he booty bumps Groose away! Yunobo runs, GORO GORO- NO, Groose KNEES Yunobo out of the gore! Groose brings Yunobo up, aims for the ropes, and whips, only for Yunobo to turn it around! Groose goes up and out, YUNOBO WINS!
Winner: Yunobo
The fans are thunderous while Groose is rather stunned! Yunobo stands tall, and is now the #1 contender to whatever title he wants! Yunobo grabs a mic, and after the crowd calms down, he says, “Um… H-Hi. This is really a surreal moment. I know only last year, I won the Triforce Tournament, but I’m not upset missing out on the finals this year. Th-that’s not because I just won the battle royal, but because I made some bad choices after winning. But this year, I’m going to make a choice that I can be proud of. I want to honor my family’s legacy by going after the championship my grandfather fought so hard for. I want to be Death Mountain Champion!”
The fans cheer, but Yunobo wanting the Death Mountain Championship means he’s calling out Igos du Ikana! Will Yunobo knock the Ruler of Ruin off his throne? Or will he fail to climb Death Mountain?
HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird!
The Sixth Triforce Tournament comes to a close, with the Gerudo Ace returning to where it all began. He is once again the Triforce of Power, but he meets new contenders from the Brackets of Wisdom and Courage. Will Ganon add the trophy to his Triple Crown? Or will someone else have their chance at the Triforce World Championship?
The introductions are made, the trophy is on display, and we see whose name goes down in history!
The bell rings and the fans rally up. The three circle, feel things out, and Thunderbird elbows Sidon! Ganon ROCKS Thunderbird, then stomps away in the corner! The fans boo, but Sidon storms up to fire forearms on Ganon! Ganon DECKS Sidon, but Thunderbird CHOPS Ganon! Ganon seethes and CHOPS Thunderbird off his feet! Ganon then turns around to drag Sidon up. Ganon DECKS Sidon again, then stomps away at the center of the ring. The fans boo, but Ganon whips Sidon at Thunderbird, only for Thunderbird to BOOT Sidon down! Thunderbird rushes Ganon but Ganon CLOBBERS him! Ganon deadlift suplexes Thunderbird, covers, TWO!
Sidon comes back but Ganon kicks him low. Ganon RAMS Sidon into buckles, Sidon throws down some elbows, but Ganon clinches to OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX Sidon! Thunderbird gets up, Ganon RAMS him into the other corner, and then gives him an OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ganon seethes while the fans boo, and Ganon watches the other two closely. Thunderbird gets up first, takes a swing, but Ganon ROCKS him first! Ganon fires off with haymaker after haymaker, then whips Thunderbird to ropes. Thunderbird comes back and Ganon BACKDROPS him! Thunderbird flounders to the ropes, Ganon runs up, but Thunderbird DUMPS him out!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird takes aim, and he PLANCH- NO, Ganon moves! Thunderbird lands safe on the apron, but Sidon slides out and YANKS him down! Thunderbird hits the apron, but Ganon CLOBBERS Sidon! The fans boo but Ganon drags Thunderbird up to SMACK him off the commentary desk! Ganon clears the desk and commentary backs up. Ganon reels Thunderbird in, hoists him up, but Thunderbird RANAS Ganon into the apron! The fans fire up, and Sidon returns to CHOP Ganon! Ganon staggers away, Sidon CHOPS Thunderbird, but Thunderbird punches back. Ganon pulls the steel steps apart!
The fans boo as Ganon runs up and RAMS Thunderbird down! Ganon drops the steps, storms up on Sidon, but Sidon fires hands first. Ganon ROCKS Sidon, then shoves him at the barriers! Ganon CHOPS Sidon and Sidon slumps down. Thunderbird runs up, and he uses the steps to launch himself! Thunderbird CROSSBODIES Ganon down! The fans fire up, Thunderbird drags Ganon over to the desk. Thunderbird tries to pick Ganon up but he’s really big. Ganon throws elbows on Thunderbird but Sidon ROCKS Ganon! Sidon and Thunderbird work together to DOUBLE URENAGE Ganon through the table!!
The fans are thunderous while Ganon is down in the wreckage! Thunderbird and Sidon leave Ganon behind to go into the ring. The fans rally as these two circle now and feel things out. They tie up, Thunderbird wrenches to a wristlock, but Sidon rolls, spins, and wrenches in return. Thunderbird reaches for ropes, Sidon keeps him back, then Sidon wrangles Thunderbird with a top wristlock. Thunderbird kips up, handsprings back, then slips through and reels Sidon into a COBRA TWIST! The fans duel as Sidon endures, and Sidon fights his way around to switch the COBRA TWIST onto Thunderbird!
Thunderbird pries at the hold, gets a leg free and he HIP TOSSES Sidon! Sidon gets up, Thunderbird rushes him to whip, but Sidon reverses. Thunderbird comes back to tilt-o-whirl and DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Sidon stays in this, but Thunderbird keeps Sidon down with an armlock. Thunderbird grinds the shoulder but Sidon endures and the fans rally up. Sidon rolls, spins, and reaches up to TWISTING HEADSCISSOR! Sidon holds Thunderbird down, then pushes up to put on the pressure. Thunderbird endures, even as Sidon pushes up for more pressure. Sidon rests back but Thunderbird bridges and rolls back.
Thunderbird pops out of the headscissors, Sidon ducks the Penalty Kick to sunset flip! TWO, and now Thunderbird ducks a Penalty Kick to sunset flip, to then jackknife bridge! TWO, both men scramble up, Sidon ELBOWS Thunderbird! Thunderbird SOBATS, KICKS, and SOBATS again! Thunderbird runs, Sidon follows, but Thunderbird goes Matrix to duck the lariat! Thunderbird CALF KICKS Sidon, Sidon staggers back to the ropes and rebounds, and Thunderbird drop toeholds him down! Thunderbird shifts to hook the leg, STF! Sidon flails, reaches out, but it’s not like ropebreaks will do much in a Triple Threat.
Wait, Ganon is back on his feet! Ganon storms up to the apron, Thunderbird lets Sidon go to ELBOW Ganon back down! Ganon staggers, Thunderbird builds speed, and Thunderbird DIVES! Direct hit and both men fall onto the wreckage of the desk! The fans fire up, Thunderbird hurries back to the ring, but into a FLAPJACK! Sidon holds on and rolls back to a HALF CRAB! Thunderbird endures as Sidon sits deep on the hold! Thunderbird reaches out for the ropes, but Sidon drags him back. Thunderbird turns over, kicks at Sidon, but Sidon grabs that leg, too! Sidon works on turning Thunderbird over again, but Thunderbird FLINGS Sidon away!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird and Sidon hurry to their feet, and Sidon ROCKS Thunderbird! Thunderbird BACKHANDS Sidon! Sidon UPPERCUTS Thunderbird, whips, but Thunderbird reverses! Sidon goes up and out to the apron, Thunderbird runs up, but Sidon ducks the lariat! Sidon throws Thunderbird down by his mask, but Thunderbird kips up! Thunderbird CHOPS Sidon, Sidon flops to the apron and then the floor, and Thunderbird builds speed! But Ganon trips Thunderbird! Ganon drags Thunderbird out and THROWS him at the barriers! Ganon storms into the ring, and he builds speed?! Ganon then rebounds off the ropes to flip everyone off.
The fans boo, Ganon laughs, but Sidon springboards in! FLYING RANA! Ganon is sent tumbling away, Thunderbird springboards in! Sidon dodges, Thunderbird rolls through the landing, and both men rebound, into a DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Both Sidon and Thunderbird are down and the fans are thunderous! Ganon rises up, goes to the apron, but then Sidon and Thunderbird both kip up! And they’re glowing? There’s been a lot of glowing lately, what’s that about? Ganon storms into the ring, the three reset, and the fans rally up. Ganon swings on Thunderbird, Thunderbird dodges to swing on Sidon but Sidon dodges.
Sidon RAMS Ganon but Ganon stays put. Thunderbird comes back, Sidon moves and the DROPKICK hits Ganon! Ganon staggers back, rebounds, but both Thunderbird and Sidon dodge the double lariats! Thunderbird runs up, tilt-o-whirls, but Ganon stops the DDT! Ganon throws Thunderbird to Sidon, Sidon catches Thunderbird into a waistlock! They go to ropes, Thunderbird bucks the O’Conner, but Sidon comes right back, into a SUPERKICK! Sidon wobbles, Ganon reels him in for a NECKBREAKER! Ganon kips up, clutches his back a second, and Thunderbird springboards to DRAGON RANA! Cover, SIDON BREAKS IT!
“This is Awesome!” as all three men are down again! Thunderbird kicks at Sidon from the mat, upset about what just happened, but Sidon gets mad at the kicks. Sidon lunges to throw a forearm, Thunderbird gives it back. Sidon swings again but Thunderbird catches him to a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans rally while Sidon endures, but Ganon grabs Thunderbird’s legs! Ganon deadlifts Thunderbird to GANON BOMB him onto Sidon’s back!! The fans boo, but Ganon then drags Thunderbird up into underhooks for the DEMISE DRIVER!! But Ganon isn’t done there, as he goes to the corner and watches Sidon.
Sidon slowly stands up, he stares Ganon down, and Sidon grins? Sidon dares Ganon to bring it! KICK OF CALAMITY!! Cover, Ganon wins!
Winner: Ganon, by pinfall (2025 Triforce Tournament winner)
Sidon and Thunderbird fought valiantly, but it seems there was no stopping the Gerudo Ace from winning the prize. HPW General Manager Nicholas Foolyere brings the trophy into the ring, hands it to Ganon, and Ganon holds it up. The pyro goes off, in red, green and gold. Ganon will return to the Triforce World Championship, but which classic rival will he face?
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda!
There’s a lot of history here. The Hero of Hyrule is the historic inaugural and THREE-TIME Triforce Champion. The Princess of Hyrule is the longest-reigning Goddess Champion at a full TWO YEARS. And Zelda put it on herself that this is her ONE FINAL chance! It’s now or never, all or nothing! Will Zelda finally be Undisputed?
Speaking of history, Link and Zelda are wearing remakes of the classic gear they wore five years ago! Zelda even has the Sheik turban loosely wrapped around the top of her head. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the best in the world!
The bell rings, the fans are thunderous already, but the two stare down. The fans start to duel, “Let’s Go, Zelda!” “Let’s Go, Link!” Link and Zelda slowly circle, the fans rally up, and the two approach. They feel things out, circle a bit more, then knuckle lock. They go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength, but Link is already pushing Zelda back. Zelda uses that to turn things around and put Link on the ropes. Zelda still pushes her shoulder into Link but Tiger Sahasrahla counts the ropebreak. The two let go slowly, and Zelda backs off while the fans applaud. The two reset, the fans rally again, and Zelda slips around to waistlock.
Link switches, Zelda breaks free to wrench. Link wrenches and wristlocks in return but Zelda rolls, bridges, spins, and gets free. Fans cheer the exchange and the two reset again. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, Zelda headlocks and hits a takeover, but Link headscissors. Zelda kips free, has a leg, and spins through for a toehold. Link chinbars his way to the chinlock but Zelda slips out the back and drop toeholds Link down. Zelda floats around to a facelock, but Link fights up. Link shoves Zelda away, they tie up again, and Link puts Zelda back on the ropes. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda turns things around again, so Sahasrahla restarts the count.
Zelda lets off slowly, but then fakes a chop! Zelda smirks and boops Link on the nose. Link sighs but the fans applaud as Zelda backs off. They reset again, tie up, and Zelda wrenches to then tilt-o-whirl RANA, but Link handsprings through! The fans applaud, but Zelda storms up to clinch and whip. Link reverses, but then Zelda counters the hip toss to an arm-drag and armlock, that Zelda then rolls and turns Link over for ghost pin! TWO, but Zelda stays hooked on Link’s arms! The fans rally as Link powers through to sit up! Link fights to his feet, but Zelda shifts to an IRON OCTOROK! Link powers through again to fireman’s carry!
Zelda flails and gets away, but then Link avoids the uppercut! Link shoves Zelda to ropes, but Zelda blocks the chop! Zelda wrenches but Link avoids the Pele! Link grabs a leg, Zelda rolls and reels Link in, but Link uses that to BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Zelda pops free, covers, ONE, and Link arm-drags! The two stand off and the fans chant, “This is Wrestling! This is Wrestling!” Link rushes up, Zelda sweeps the leg and covers, ONE! Link sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Link feints superkick, and then he boops Zelda’s nose in return! The fans cheer while Link smirks and Zelda sarcastically smirks back. The two then reset and circle again.
The two tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, ZSJ wrenches and wristlocks, then they knuckle lock. Zelda rolls and traps an arm but Link fights the tweak! Zelda pushes and pushes, and TWEAKS the arm! Zelda goes for that arm, Link whips her away and they RAM shoulders! Fans cheer as neither falls, so Zelda runs again and RAMS Link! Link stays up, kicks and headlocks, but Zelda powers up and out. They RAM shoulders again, Link rebounds to run Zelda over! The fans cheer while Link looms over Zelda, then stalks her to a corner. Zelda stands, and Link CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Zelda sputters and sits down. Link eggs Zelda on while the fans duel.
Zelda stands, Link whips her corner to corner, Zelda reverses but Link goes up and over. Link keeps moving, Zelda ducks the lariat and comes back to SHOTGUN Link down! The fans fire up while Zelda hurries to cover, TWO! Zelda keeps Link down with a cravat and cranks the neck. Link endures and fights up as the fans rally. Link clubs the arms to get free, but Zelda just cravats again! Link rolls, but Zelda rolls with him to hold on! Fans cheer as they both stand, and Zelda snapmares, only for Link to handspring through! SUPERKICK! Zelda wobbles, Link whips, Zelda reverses, but Link RANAS! Zelda tumbles out while fans fire up.
Link goes to the ropes, takes aim, and PLANCHAS, but Zelda moves! Link lands on the apron, Zelda slides into the ring, but ROCKS Zelda first! Link steps in, but Zelda grabs a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Link is stuck in the ropes, and Zelda KICKS him in the chest! The fans fire up while Link coughs and flops to the mat. Zelda stalks him, then runs up to PENALTY KICK an arm! Link clutches his elbow while he writhes on the ground, and Zelda’s right after him! Link kicks at Zelda and she backs off, picking her spot. Link gets up and shields his left arm, then CHOPS! Zelda still goes for the left arm, Link slips past her, then CHOPS!
Link CHOPS again, but Zelda HYLIAN KISS HEADBUTTS! Link wobbles, Zelda runs, but Link SUPER- NO, Zelda blocks that to an ANKLE LOCK! Then KNEEBAR!! Link is caught but he flails for the ropes! Zelda shifts to a HALF CRAB, then a toehold! Zelda wants the crossface but Link has the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go and fans fire up. Zelda eggs Link on, the fans rally up, and Zelda brings Link to his feet. Zelda UPPERCUTS, Link CHOPS again! The fans fire up, Zelda nods, and she UPPERCUTS again! Link grimaces as he stays up, and he CHOPS again! Zelda eggs Link on, then she catches the chop to UPPERCUT the arm!
Link now clutches his right elbow, Zelda whips just to WRING the arm! Zelda jumps on to go for the chicken wing! Link scrambles around to fight off the Impa Lock, reaches out for ropes, but then Zelda shifts to chicken wing that arm! IMPA LOCK!! The fans are thunderous as Link endures and keeps moving around! Link kicks and reaches out, ROPEBREAK!! The fans cheer, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4. Zelda is a bit frustrated, but she stalks Link to a corner. Zelda wraps his arms around ropes and pulls! The fans are torn, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4, to KICK Link in the chest again!
Link coughs and sputters, but Zelda stands him up to KICK again! Link staggers, Zelda KICKS, but Link blocks! Zelda tries a punch but Link blocks that, too, to DRAGON SCREW ARM-DRAG COMBO! The fans fire up as Link waits on Zelda to sit up, then he runs in, but Zelda ducks the Shining Wizard! And the Boomerang! Zelda has a leg, DRAGON- NO, Link steps through the Dragon Screw and rolls to fireman’s carry Zelda! BOMBOS MEDALLION! Cover, TWO! The fans are thunderous as Link takes aim again. Zelda sits up, Link hesitates, but he still BUZZSAWS and HEEL KICKS! Link then brings Zelda up into the clinch! BLADE-
NO, Zelda slips free of Bladerunner to chicken wing an arm! Link fights around the Impa Lock again, Zelda switches arms again, but Link arm-drags free! Zelda hurries back up, but into a MASTER SWORD! Zelda flops out of the ring before Link can cover! The fans are thunderous again while Link is frustrated. Sahasrahla starts a ring count while Link waits on Zelda to get up. Zelda is dazed but she sits up at 4 of 10, then staggers to her feet at 6. Link builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up again! Link hurries to get Zelda into the ring, then he goes up top! ICE ARROW, but Link has to bail out as Zelda moves!
Zelda runs up and hops onto Link for a CODE- NO, Link stops the Code Red and FLINGS Zelda back! Zelda lands out, MASTER SWORD! The fans are thunderous again as Link underhooks Zelda and gets her up for TEARS- NO, Zelda slips free to hit CODE RED after all!! Cover, TWO!!! Zelda almost had Link, and the fans are electric while both of them are down! “This is Awesome!” as Link stirs. Zelda stands and hobbles over while the fans rally. Zelda stands Link up, but Link fires a forearm! There wasn’t much to it, but Zelda still scowls. Zelda UPPERCUTS! Link wobbles, but he comes back to throw another forearm!
Zelda shrugs that off to UPPERCUT! Zelda eggs Link on, Link shakes out his arms and winds up to ROCK Zelda! The fans fire up while Zelda staggers. Zelda comes back to UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT from both sides! Link drops to his knees and fans fire up again! Zelda stands Link back up, but Link breaks free and SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS! The legs still work, but then Zelda blocks the third shot to reel Link and scoop! Link flails and gets free, then shoves Zelda. Zelda comes back, Link SUPERKICKS again! Zelda drops to her knees, Link grabs her arms! LIGHT- NO, Zelda ducks the knee!
Zelda stands up and she has Link in a pump handle, MINUET OF FOREST! TWO!! Link gets free in time, swings, but Zelda ducks it to half nelson! REQUIEM OF SPIRIT, but Link lands out! HOOK SHOT KICK! Link reels Zelda in, suplexes, FALCON- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!! Link staggers, Zelda unleashes the BOLERO OF FIRE! ENZIGIRI and Link staggers around. Zelda reels Link in for a SERENADE OF WATER! Then Zelda underhooks him into a NOCTURNE OF SHADOW! The fans rally harder as Link fights the butterfly guillotine hold! Link reaches out, but Zelda grabs that free arm to add a KIMURA on top of this!
The fans rally as hard as they can as Link still fights! Link kicks with his legs, but Zelda lets go to shift around and body scissors! Zelda rolls back and drags Link into a SHEIKAH LEG ROLL CLUTCH! TWO!! Link escapes in time, they both hurry to their feet, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither falls, Link tries again but Zelda BOOTS the lariat away, and BACK ELBOWS at the same time! Zelda manages to sunset flip from there, high stacks, TWO as Link pops Zelda into the sunset flip! TWO and Zelda sits on the cover! TWO and Link sunset flips again, TWO! Zelda runs up to PENALTY KICK! Now Zelda grabs Link’s arms!
Zelda winds up, but Link reels Zelda in and slips around to roll her up! TWO, but Link deadlifts Zelda! Zelda shifts around for an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! Link fights that, but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Zelda throws down elbows and squeezes tight with her legs! Link endures and stays on his feet. Link drags Zelda along, and he reaches out with his feet! Zelda rolls back and THROWS Link over with her leg! Zelda sits on a cover! TWO as Link bridges up!! Link is free of Zelda’s legs, staggers to his feet, Zelda jumps on him for a GUILLOTINE, with body scissors! The fans rally as hard as they can as Link again fights to stay on his feet!
Link stomps his way forward, reaching out for ropes! Zelda lets go of the guillotine but not the body scissors, and she shifts over to KIMURA the arm! Link almost falls, but he still has his other arm to brace himself! Link powers up to stand again, and he slips an arm into the body scissors! Link scoops Zelda, Zelda slips free, then reels Link into the PRELUDE OF LIGHT PLEX! Zelda rolls back, but then top mounts, HYLIAN ACTUAL KISS?!? The fans go nuts and even Sahasrahla is stunned! But then he realizes Link’s shoulders are down so it’s a cover! TWO?!!? Link pushes Zelda away, and she is absolutely shocked!
Zelda slowly looks over at Link and shouts, “What, the absolute f-” Link stops her there by saying she’s the one weaponizing a kiss! The fans are going wild as Link and Zelda stare down and stand up, their match turning into a lover’s spat! Zelda SLAPS, SLAPS, and SLAPS, but Link shoots in and fireman’s carries! Zelda slips free, shoves Link, but Link comes back, into a KNEE down low! Zelda then scoops and SHEIKAH DRIVER!!! Cover, ZELDA WINS!!!
Winner: Zelda, by pinfall (NEW Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)
The arena erupts as Zelda suddenly shuts this down! It’s a standing ovation while both Link and Zelda down, exhausted from this true epic! The fans continue to applaud, and then Zelda slowly sits back up. She scoots around so she can look at Link. They talk while Zelda rests her forehead on his. They both seem rather emotional, but also smiling. Zelda helps Link stand up, and Nick Foolyere returns so that he can present the title to the new champion. Zelda tears up even more as he helps her put it around her waist for the very first time. The fans cheer more as Foolyere fetches a microphone for Zelda to speak.
Fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Zelda beams with a big smile. She wipes away a tear, thanks everyone for saying that. “This is so surreal. I know there are many of you who have supported me since day one, and I could spend forever telling you how much that means to me. I know my biggest supporters are actually here in this ring. My father, Nicholas Foolyere, and of course, Link. I could spend forever telling you two how much you mean to me, and I don’t think it’d be enough. But I do want to say that-” Wait, there’s a commotion, and Ganon is storming his way down the ramp, Triforce Trophy in hand, and The Dark Forces at his back.
Link and Zelda stand their ground, even though this is 7v2. But then Yunobo, Sidon, Thunderbird, and a few others from the battle royal hurry out from backstage to flank The Dark Forces from behind! The fans cheer as Ganon and his goons find themselves surrounded in a more even fight! But then Tali slithers in from the crowd side?! Shabonne shouts, “SUP, CHAMP?!” This gets Link and Zelda to turn around, Tali runs up, and Link shoves Zelda aside! Link takes the SPEAR!! Zelda is furious and she rushes Tali! They brawl, things spill out to the floor, and the rest of the Dark Forces brawl with Yunubo and the others!
The fans are going nuts as it is chaos all over ringside! Security, referees and even producers rush out but stopping this is easier said than done! Tali RAMS Zelda into steel steps, knocking them apart! Ganon storms up, Tali strips the belt off of Zelda, and she hands it to Ganon! Is Tali with the Dark Forces now?! Ganon grins as he sees Link sputtering back up. Ganon slides into the ring, and Tali drags Zelda up to make her watch as Ganon CLOBBERS Link with the belt!! Zelda is furious but Tali holds her down with an armlock! Link flounders out of the ring, Zant brings out handcuffs! Zant and Tali push Zelda against the apron so they can cuff one of her hands!
Tali overpowers Zelda and cuffs her to the middle rope! Ganon laughs as the Dark Forces block the way from the stage to the ramp! No one can get through as Zant fetches Link, who is busted open from the belt shot! Ganon taunts Zelda while holding up the title. Zelda tries to hit Ganon but the cuff keeps her anchored at the ropes! Zant feeds Link to Ganon for a GANON BOMB!! Zelda is enraged but she can’t get free! Ganon rains down fists on Link, painting himself with Link’s blood! Ganon even tastes the blood, and the fans tell Ganon he’s sick! Ganon shoves Link at Zelda, she reaches out for Link’s hand, but then Ganon drags Link away from her!
Ganon mockingly says, “Congratulations, Princess!” before he sits Link up, and rains down ELBOW after ELBOW after ELBOW! Link is already a ragdoll but Ganon keeps going! The fans boo as hard as they can, Zelda now has tears of anger in her eyes, but Shabonne is cheering for her new boss! “GANON~! GANON GANON GANON~! GANON~, GANON~!” Ganon shoves Link down, Tali BOOTS Zelda down, and Ganon picks up the Triforce World Championship again. Ganon holds it up as he stands over Link, and Zelda is down at the ropes, her one arm up because of the cuffs. Zelda’s moment of triumph has been utterly ruined, but is the future only going to grow darker?
My Thoughts:
Welp, another under-the-wire finish on writing this. I’ll power through to make sure Wrestling Is Life for May isn’t like that. But at the same time, I really like how everything turned out for this one, and there was some very recent developments in actual pro-wrestling that helped inspire the ending there. To be fair, I have never done a beatdown to close a show, so it works out that the first one is in year six, closing out the first of the HPW Big Four (the anniversary, Treasure Island, Clash of Fates, and of course HyruleMania). Also, the only other ideas I had were either Zelda goes Heel, or this was a “fake Zelda” probably portrayed by Hilda, and neither of those sat right with me.
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