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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (6/27/21)
HPW Skull Lake is taking shape!
Skull Lake becomes the gateway to gold!
HPW Gut Check Rock already announced Cia VS Lana in a Skull Lake Street Fight, winner challenges Zelda for the Goddess Championship, but that’s only the beginning! There is even bigger news, because HPW already knows where they’re going in August!
HPW Treasure Island 2 is happening, August 18th!
For the second time ever, HPW is going to Eventide Island! And that means ALL THE TITLES will be on the line on one night! But that means the champions need challengers!
First, the Triforce Championship!
After tasting defeat at the underhanded hands of Yuga and Hilda, Ganondorf and Link are back at odds! Yuga claims a pinfall on Ganondorf, so what better way to hit two birds with one stone than to have Ganondorf and Yuga battle again, with a chance at Link on the line! Who will leave Skull Lake to head for Eventide?
Second, the Trios Championships!
The Studly Guys have called out the UnderWorld Order, and the UnderWorld Order has let HPW know to “give those marks the greenlight so we can wreck ’em.” Groose, Tingle and Skull Kid have their shot, will they hit the jackpot?
Third, the Death Mountain Championship!
For starters, Gold Lynel has told HPW that he will NOT be going to Skull Lake. He doesn’t want anything to do with fighting perilously over a lake. Therefore, his next Death Mountain Championship Open Challenge won’t be until Treasure Island! Who will step up to the One True Monster and go after his gold?
Fourth, the Termina Championship!
Igos du Ikana and Osphala are destined to battle again, and both are willing to do it at HPW’s #UltimateSummerBlockbuster. Will the Gleaming Yellow Light make all the waiting and preparing worth it and dethrone the Ruler of Ruin?
Fifth, the Eventide Challenge returns!
HPW is returning to the island, so why wouldn’t this return, too? Six competitors will battle for a huge title opportunity! What eclectic combination will collide to battle for a golden ticket?
And that brings us to HPW Skull Lake Slam Jam!
We already know about the Skull Lake Street Fight between Cia and Lana, but in case you missed it, here’s an explanation on how that match works. Obviously by “Street Fight,” it is a match with no disqualifications and no count-outs. Cia and Lana must either win by pinfall or submission in the ring, or by shoving the other into Skull Lake itself! How will the Dark Sorceress and the Blue Haired Goddess settle their sibling rivalry?
As we already said, Ganondorf and Yuga are battling to be the next contender to Link’s Triforce Championship, but here’s a little extra: There will be a ringside ban on EVERYONE! Not just Ravio and Hilda, but anyone who might try to help Ganondorf against The Artist! This way, it will be truly 1v1, with a clear winner going on to Eventide! Will Yuga even survive against a furious Gerudo Ace?
Then, to determine the six for the Eventide Challenge, there will be a SKULL LAKE BATTLE ROYAL! This is something Ravio and Hilda are allowed in, and they’ll be joined by the Desert Flowers, the Doom Bringers, the Three Masters, the Dark Forces, The Great Fairy, Ghirahim, Fin Balure, Oaky Treetoh and Midna! The battle royal will go until only six participants are left in the ring, and those will be your #EventideSix for Treasure Island 2! Who will survive to set sail for the summer?
My Thoughts:
A lot of news to process but I am being transparent on how I am actually planning ahead towards HPW’s next big tradition. The Triforce Tournament returned, so why not bring back our mix of Money in the Bank, Clash of Champions and SummerSlam? There is a lot building from now to even the October tradition, Clash of Champions and its huge, modified Royal Rumble, so I hope you stay tuned!
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Let’s Go Crazy! Let’s Get Nuts!
HyruleMania 5 approaches, and Kevin Gibdo must defend the Million Rupee Championship against Majora, who has something “special” in mind…
The Wrestling Roulette is spinning.
The wheel sits in a dark room, and the moon is visible through a round window. Majora says, “The moon goes through phases. It shows us different faces. The tides ebb and flow, going high and low, and put us through our paces. You think you can keep gambling? You think you can keep winning? You think you can survive as the wheel keeps spinning? Then let it go round ‘n’ round, round after round, and we’ll see who falls to the ground.” The wheel stops spinning, and lands on SPINNER’S CHOICE! Majora then busts through the wheel and gets right in the camera!
“Luck? Chance? Fate? Order? Chaos? W̸͉͚̫͎͎̎͗H̵͈̼̾̈́͋̅̆O̶͕̱͌͐͆̕ ̵̼̪̔̐̿̽C̶̭̫̉͘A̵̦̔̀̊͑͘Ŗ̸̡͓̘̀Ë̶̟͍̞̗́͒̀́͘͜Ş̵͎̩̹̈́͋̚͜?! What matters is victory and defeat! Controlling what you can control! And I swear that no matter what the wheel gives us, I will take that title from you! I use Spinner’s Choice to declare… MOON MADNESS!! Every three minutes, the wheel will spin and CHANGE match! Could you imagine the possibilities?! It makes my head spin!” And then his head spins!! Majora laughs maniacally, then his head stops so that it’s sideways. “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m about to cross that line, care to join me?” Majora has set the terms, will Kevin Gibdo succumb to Moon Madness?
My Thoughts:
Here I go again, trying to be really innovative and over the top. I almost thought adding stipulation on top of stipulation would work, but in many cases, there are match types that contradict each other. A peak behind the curtain of kayfabe here where I could just choose the stipulations that don’t do that, but it might also just be easier from a writing standpoint to just do away with contradictions and redundancies and just have this match constantly make left turns into new territory. Get ready for a wild ride on this one!
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Hockey Talk- Winter (Classic) Is Coming [121724]
Hockey Talk looks at Alex Ovechkin’s recovery and when he might be back. Plus, the Winter Classic fast approaches. Is Chicago ready?
In this week’s edition of Hockey Talk, the guys discuss Alex Ovechkin’s pending return and whether this might mean the Caps could get better than they have already been. The Winter Classic will be coming to us from Wrigley Feild on New Year’s Eve, with Patrick’s St. Louis Blues tangling with the Chicago Blackhawks. The guys take a look at this game and discuss how things have changed since Wrigley last hosted the Winter Classic in 2009. The NHL will be selecting its Quarter Century teams over the next month or so and the fellas discuss who will be shoo ins and also speculate as to some possible deep cuts for some well-known teams.
Today’s hosts are Dave Ungar (@AttitudeAgg) and Patrick O’Dowd (@WrestlngRealist).
- Alex Ovechkin creeps closer to returning
- The 2025 Winter Classis is coming
- The guys discuss who might make the cut for some Quarter Century Teams
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