Coverage
Mitchell’s NJPW Summer Struggle Report! (8/10/21)
Will the NEVER titles tranquilo?
Can the Ungovernable overcome Chaos?
Before settling things with the Dangerous Tekkers, Chaos and Los Ingobernables will battle each other, and for NJPW’s NEVER Openweight Six Man titles!
NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Shingo Takagi VS Yujiro Takahashi; Takagi wins, by disqualification.
- NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Chaos VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; Chaos wins and retains the titles.
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Shingo Takagi VS Yujiro Takahashi!
The Dragon is still rolling towards Wrestle Grand Slam MetLife and his battle of revenge with EVIL! Will the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion send a message to the King of Darkness through the Tokyo Pimp?
Yujiro doesn’t even wait for Takagi to put his jacket away before he attacks! The bell rings to get this on record as Yujiro drags Takagi up. Yujiro knees low, throws forearms and has Takagi on the ropes. The ref reprimands, Yujiro CHOPS then kicks low. Yujiro whips Takagi to ropes, Takagi holds the ropes, then Takagi boots back. Takagi swings but Yujiro dodges and rams. Takagi comes back to run Yujiro over! Fans fire up as Takagi KICKS Yujiro in the back! Takagi gets Yujiro up, bumps him o off buckles and throws forearms over and over and over! Takagi then throws in headbutts over and over! The ref counts, Takagi lets off, and fans cheer,
Takagi stands on Yujiro, the ref counts and Takagi lets off. Takagi gets Yujiro on his feet and whips him to ropes to KNEE him right down! Fans cheer as Takagi drags Yujiro back up, scoops him and SLAMS him! Takagi flexes then drops the elbow! And another! And then a BACK SENTON! Cover, TWO! Takagi keeps cool and encourages the fans to rally. Takagi drives elbow after elbow into Yujiro’s shoulder, then lets him down. Takagi gives toying kicks to Yujiro’s legs before he gets him back up. Takagi whips Yujiro but Yujiro falls over! Takagi doesn’t take this seriously and he drags Yujiro up again. Yujiro is dead weight so Takagi lets him go.
Yujiro crawls, drags himself up at ropes, and Takagi runs in! Yujiro dumps Takagi out, proving he was playing possum! But Takagi still ROCKS Yujiro, and wants to suplex him out of the ring?! Fans fire up as Takagi lifts, but Yujiro holds ropes for dear life. And he BITES Takagi’s hand! The ref counts, Yujiro stops biting to BOOT Takagi down! Yujiro goes out to fetch Takagi and whips him hard into railing! Then whip him hard into more railing! REVERSE DDT to the floor! Yujiro grins and goes back to the ring while the ref checks on Takagi. Fans rally up, “TA KA GI! TA KA GI!” but a ring count begins. Takagi stirs at 6 of 20, sits up at 8, and pushes himself up at 10.
Takagi gets to his feet at 12, takes a moment and gets in at 14. Yujiro snapmares Takagi, knocks him back down with haymakers, then rains down forearms! Yujiro sits Takagi up, runs and BASEMENT BOOTS! Cover, ONE!! Takagi is getting mad but Yujiro is annoyed. Fans rally more as Yujiro scoops Takagi and SLAMS him. Yujiro drops a leg, drops an elbow, and drops a headbutt! Cover, TWO! Yujiro is further annoyed but he drags Takagi up for a BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Takagi grits his teeth but Yujiro taunts him. Yujiro gives toying kicks in return now, but Takagi stands up. Yujiro pie faces then pulls hair, so Takagi fires off forearms!
Yujiro kicks low, whips Takagi to a corner and runs in, but Takagi blocks the boot to SHOVE Yujiro away! Fans fire up as Takagi steadies himself. Takagi gets Yujiro up, suplexes, but Yujiro resists! Yujiro fisherman’s, but Takagi resists, and now Takagi is biting Yujiro’s hand! Yujiro complains but this is what he gets! The ref counts, Takagi does let Yujiro go, but Takagi points out he has a mouth guard, how could his bite hurt? Not the point! Yujiro thumbs Takagi in the eye then runs, but Takagi follows to LARIAT Yujiro against ropes! Takagi keeps moving and he runs Yujiro right over! Fans fire up and Takagi encourages them to keep going.
Takagi flexes, runs, but blocks another boot to clothesline! Takagi whips corner to corner, runs in to corner clothesline, then hits a BIG suplex! Cover, TWO! Takagi says there’s more to come, and he drags Yujiro up as fans clap “TA KA GI! TA KA GI!” Yujiro resists the Gory Especial but Takagi elbows and whips him. Yujiro holds ropes, Takagi blocks a kick but so does Yujiro! Yujiro throws Takagi down to basement boot! Yujiro drags Takagi back up, reels him in, fisherman BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Yujiro grows frustrated but he gets Takagi up. Takagi blocks the Incolle Slam, throws hands, but Yujiro ROCKS him with a forearm!
Both men drop to a knee but both get up. Takagi storms over but Yujiro throws the first forearm. They go back and forth, faster and faster, but then Takagi staggers! Yujiro throws more forearms but Takagi fires up! Takagi unleashes boxing elbows! Takagi runs, but Yujiro boots! Takagi spins, Yujiro dodges and then comes back to LARIAT! Yujiro fires up and gets Takagi for a fireman’s carry! MIAMI SHINE!! Cover, TWO!! Takagi is not done and Yujiro can’t believe it! Fans are thunderous for “TA KA GI! TA KA GI!” but Yujiro sits Takagi up and reels him in. NO Pimp Juice as Takagi shoves Yujiro away, but Yujiro comes back to SUPERKICK!
Yujiro sits Takagi up again, reels him back in, but Takaki turns that into a fireman’s carry! Yujiro slips off and waistlocks, Takagi switches and shoves, Yujiro runs into buckles! Yujiro staggers back into the Gory Especial, NOSHIGAMI! Takagi doesn’t cover, but he drags Yujiro into a wheelbarrow GERMAN! Takagi roars, fans fire up again, Takagi runs to SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Yujiro survives but Takagi shakes his head, looking right into the camera! “OI! OI! OI!” Fans clap along, Takagi says this is over! Takagi drags Yujiro up and into the wrist clutch torture rack. YUJIRO BITES HIS HAND AGAIN!
The ref reprimands, Yujiro refuses to stop, so the ref has to get in between them! He gets Yujiro to let go, but Yujiro shoves him down at the same time! Yujiro kicks Takagi, runs, but into the ELBOW! JAB! YUKON LARIAT! Takagi powers up, runs, but Yujiro ducks the lariat to shove Takagi at the ref! Takagi stops short, turns around, and Yujiro shoves him again! Takagi falls into the ref! And here come EVIL and Dick Togo! They swarm the ring and stomp Takagi down! They get Takagi up and set him up for Yujiro, who has his pimp cane! Yujiro aims, but Takagi BOOTS him! Dick and Evil whip but Takagi DOUBLE PUMPING BOMBERS! Yujiro BOOTS Takagi, but he rebounds to PUMPING BOMBER!!
The fans are thunderous again as Takagi gets Yujiro up into the torture rack. LAST OF THE DRAGON!! Cover, Evil attacks the ref!! So Takagi fires off Boxing Elbows and a #GoodPunch Jab! Takagi fireman’s carries Evil, but Dick sneaks up to LOW BLOW Takagi! The bell rings because Evil and Dick forgot about the ref!
Winner: Shingo Takagi, by disqualification
The King of Darkness doesn’t care that Takagi “won,” he still snatches the title and takes aim! Is he going to do more damage to it like he did before?! Takagi staggers and turns around, into a BELT SHOT!! Evil stands on Takagi’s neck and holds the title up over his head. Will Darkness Fall and Evil reign once the King slays the Dragon in Saitama?
NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: Chaos VS Los Ingobernables de Japon!
Before meeting the Dangerous Tekkers at the MetLife Dome in the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championship Triple Threat, Goto-Hashi and Naito-Sanada clash over different titles! Will the Fierce Warrior and Headhunter once again be triumphant alongside the Stone Pitbull? Or will the NEVER Openweight Division once again be tranquilo?
The introductions are made, and Naito takes his time with his elaborate entrance gear, as is his prerogative. The trio of belts is raised, and this prelude to Wrestle Grand Slam begins!
And it starts with Bushi giving Ishii a SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Sanada goes after Hashi and Naito goes after Goto, and now the bell rings! Red Shoes reprimands but Bushi builds speed, to fake out Ishii. Then he baseball slide dropkicks Ishii anyway! Bushi builds speed again but gets run over by Goto and Hashi! Sanada and Naito get in to knock Goto-Hashi down, then see Ishii coming. Sanada drop toeholds, Naito holds Ishii’s head up, and Bushi hits a basement dropkick! Fans cheer as Sanada has Hashi in one corner, Naito has Goto in the other. They both whip but Goto-Hashi reverse to send Sanada & Naito into each other! Then Goto-Hashi run them both over with shoulders!
Goto stomps Naito, drags him up and snapmares him down to KICK him in the back! Cover, ONE, but Goto keeps on Naito with stomps. Goto drags Naito up, bumps him off buckles, then tags in Hashi. Goto-Hashi double whip Naito to ropes and double shoulder him down. Hashi runs, hip toss senton! Hashi swings on LIJ but they get away, so he goes back to Naito. Fans rally up, Hashi suplexes Naito and hangs him out to dry. Goto holds Naito in place, Hashi runs and dropkicks Naito down! Cover, TWO! Hashi keeps cool while Naito writhes. Hashi stomps Naito, tags in Ishii, and now Ishii stomps Naito. Ishii stands Naito up to CHOP him!
Naito doesn’t react but Ishii CHOPS again, and again, and again! Naitothrows forearms but he doesn’t get Ishii to budge. Ishii CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Ishii whips, Naito reverses and BUshi gets a cheap shot in! BUt Ishii just DECKS Bushi! Naito kicks, whips, and drop toeholds Ishii! Bushi gets back in to basemetn dropkick again! Sanada goes after Goto and Hashi, then Bushi backs him up, while Naito bends Ishii back in a partial camel clutch. Ishii endures being bent back, so Naito shifts things around to focus on the chinlock. Goto and Hashi are sent into railing while Naito squeezes tight on Ishii’s head. Ishii fights up, but Naito brings him over and Bushi tags in.
LIJ mugs Ishii with clubbing forearms and elbows while Naito holds the headlock. Red Shoes counts, Naito lets off, and Bushi brings Ishii around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Bushi gets annoyed but takes his shirt off, to choke Ishii with! LIJ act as walls so Red Shoes can’t see that right away, but Red Shoes knows LIJ better. He counts, Bushi lets go with one hand. Red Shoes reprimands and Bushi lets go completely. Bushi stomps Ishii while Naito puts away the shirt. Sanada tags in, but Ishii CHOPS Naito! Sanada kicks Ishii and- Wait, Naito still has the shirt! He’s choking Ishii on he ropes! Red Shoes again doesn’t notice!
Hashi runs in and hits Bushi but Sanada kicks Hashi right back out. Now Red Shoes sees what Naito is doing and hurries over to stop! Naito lets but Ishii flops down in the corner. Fans rally “I-SHI-I!” “L I J!” Sanada covers Ishii, but Red Shoes refuses because of the T-shirt shenanigans! Red Shoes finally puts the shirt somewhere out of reach, then checks on Ishii. Naito mockingly checks on Ishii, too, but Ishii does stir. Sanada gets Ishii to his feet as fans still rally, and Sanada whips Ishii to ropes. Sanad elbows Ishii down, STNADING MOONSAULTS, cover, TWO!! A close one but Naito tags in, and takes his time walking over to Ishii.
Naito gets Ishii up by his nose, then dragon sleepers for a BACKBREAKER! PLUMA BLANCA! Bushi and Sanada intercept Goto and Hashi as Ishii endures the leg-hook full nelson! Goto gets past Bushi to stomp Naito but Sanada throws Goto and Hashi out! Naito thrashes Ishii around in the hold but Ishii reaches for ropes with a leg! He’s so close and yet so far, but he kicks and kicks and kicks o get the ropebreak! Naito claims he needs help, so Red Shoes undoes Pluma Blanca for him. Fans rally up, “I-SHI-I!” “NA-I-TO!” as Naito drags Ishii back up. Naito gets Ishii to the LIJ corner and Bushi tags in. Bushi mockingly says Red Shoes should check Ishii, but then Ishii CHOPS Naito!
Bushi DECKS Ishii with a right then kicks him around. Ishii gets mad and eggs Bushi on. Bushi has Ishii in a corner but Ishii hits back with low headbutts! Bushi DOUBLE CHOPS Ishii, and again, then fires off forearm after forearm! Both men talk trash, Bushi throws more forearms, and Ishii slumps down. Bushi taunts Ishii, whips him corner to corner, but Ishii comes right back to run Bushi over! Fans fire up as both men are down! Ishii hot tags to Goto! Goto BLASTS Naito, but Bushi kicks and runs. Goto runs Bushi over! Sanada gets in, Goto kicks him to- No, Sanada won’t let himself be suplex’d onto Bushi! Sanada suplexes, Goto slips out, but Sanada elbows him away.
Goto is in a corner, Sanada runs in but Goto dodges! Goto runs to clothesline Bushi, Sanada runs corner to corner but Goto dodges again! Sanada runs into Bushi, Goto throws Sanada down by his hair! Goto then headlocks Bushi, to BULLDOG Bushi down! Cover, TWO! Bushi is still in this, as is LIJ, but Goto drags Bushi up. Goto fireman’s carries but Bushi fights free. Goto kicks, runs, but Bushi dropkicks back! Both men are down and fans fire up again! They both crawl, hot tag to Naito! Naito stomps Goto down, throws forearms and elbows, then whips Goto corner to corner. Got reverses, runs in, but Naito boots him away! Goto tries again but gets more boots!
Naito runs, blocks a kick, CLUBS the leg and dropkicks it out! Then Naito runs, but into Goto’s back elbow! Fans rally as Goto crawls, hot tag to Hashi! Hashi rallies with shoulder tackles and back elbows! Hashi whips, Naito reverse but Hashi comes back to CHOP! Mule kick and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Hashi gets Naito back up. Hashi suplexes but Naito blocks! Hashi hits a body shot, a CHOP, but Naito knees free of the suplex. Hashi runs, Naito dodges and Sanada elbows! Feed to elbow, dropkick, and atomic drop! Naito uses the ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Naito takes a moment to catch his breath before he stalks Hashi to a corner.
Naito hauls Hashi to the top rope then climbs up to join him. But Hashi slips out below! Naito throws hands but Hashi still brings him out, only for Naito to RANA the powerbomb away! Naito runs in but Hashi boots him! Hashi runs to RANA Naito! Fans fire up with Hashi as Goto joins in. Goto runs to corner clothesline, Hashi adds his own! Feed to kick, Goto hooks Naito up, BLOCKBUSTER RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Goto DECKS Sanada and Hashi gets Naito up, RUNNING SIT-OUT BOMB! Cover, BUSHI breaks it! Ishii gets Bushi, ducks an enziguri and DEAD LIFT GERMANS Bushi out! Hashi fires up as he and Naito rise! Hashi runs, and LARIATS! Cover, TWO!!
Fans are thunderous as this continues! Hashi gets Naito back up, fisherman’s, but Naito fights Kumagoroshi to a DDT! Everyone is down, even the four on the outside, as fans rally up again! Hashi rises, Naito follows, and the two stare down as they stand back up. Naito throws the first forearm! But Hashi gives it back! Naito smiles as he throws another forearm, and as Hashi gives it back! They go back and forth, building up speed, and fans rally with them! Hashi CHOPS, but Naito still throws a forearm! Hashi CHOPS, Naito forearms, repeat! Hashi CHOPS again, so Naito gets an arm to throw back elbow after back elbow! Hashi staggers to a corner and fans rally even harder!
Naito goes to the corner, hops up, reels Hashi in, ESPERANZA! Naito aims as Hashi rises up, but Hashi elbows Destino away! ENZIGURI! Naito whips, Hashi reverses, FLYING FOREARMS! Naito gets Hashi up, wrenches, tilt-o-whirls, DESTI- NO!! Hashi shoves Naito away, but Naito blocks the superkick and fires off more back elbows! Naito scoops Hashi, but Hashi slips free to SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Naito staggers up, into a SUPERKICK! Is Naito smiling?! He rebounds and forearms Hashi again, but Hashi CHOPS! And BACKSTABBERS!! Both men are down and fans are electric after that exchange!
Red Shoes checks on both men but they’re still stirring. Naito and Hashi start to stir, and we can see Ishii return to the Chaos corner. Ishii shouts to Hashi, Hashi heads his way. Naito heads for the LIJ corner, hot tags to Ishii and Sanada! Sanada dodges Ishii, Ishii dodges Sanada, repeat! Ishii blocks, waistlocks, Sanada switches and shoves, they continue to dodge and dodge! Sanada BOOTS but Ishii rebounds, into another BOOT! Ishii stays up, Sanada runs, but Ishii runs Sanada over! Ishii grits his teeth and hobbles over to Sanada. Ishii gets Sanada up and reels him in, but Sanada blocks the back suplex. Sanada throws elbows, Ishii shoves, but Sanad elbow shim away
SANADA QUWBRADA but Ishii avoids t! GERMAN but Sanada lands on his feet to dropkick Ishii out! Fans fire up again, Sanada aims and PLANCHAS! Direct hit and down goes Ishii! Sanada encourages the fans to get louder and they do get louder! Sanada gets Ishii back up and into the ring, takes aim from the apron as Ishii rises, and springboards in! Ishii gets under, Sanada rolls through, but into Goto’s SLEEPER! Red Shoes reprimands but Goto squeezes Sanada tight! Sanada endures, Goto whips him to a corner, and then Goto whips Ishii. Sanada dodges Ishii to dropkick Goto down, Bushi uppercuts Ishii! Feed to BOOT, ENZIGURI and BIG BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!!
Sanad keeps cool, fireman’s carries Ishii, and swings, but Ishii turns that into a dragon sleeper! But Sanada turns that around to his own, then O’Conner Rolls, to the dragon sleeper! SKULL END!! And so much faster than he usually locks it in! Ishii endures, fans rally up, but Sanada has the body scissors in tight! Ishii is fading, Red Shoes checks on him, the arm drops once. Ishii wakes up but fades out again. Sanada lets him be to go up top! ROUND BODY- Ishii moves but Sanada lands on his feet! Hashi SUPERKICKS him down! Hashi also DECKS Naito off the apron and calls to Goto.
Goto-Hashi gets Sanada up, double whips, but Sanada ducks the double clothesline to double dropkick them! Sanada swings on Hashi but Hashi dodges. Hashi turns Sanada and Goto joins in, NECK BUSTER!! Goto DECKS Naito, Hashi DECKS Bushi, then DOUBLE PLANCHAS?! Goto-Hashi do planchas now?! Ishii growls and gets back to his feet in the corner. Ishii fires up, dares Sanada to stand, and then runs. Sanada catches the lariat to Sliced Bread to a dragon sleeper! Ishii pops out to PELE Sanada down! Ishii gets back up as fans rally, “I-SHI-I!” “SA-NA-DA!” Ishii POWERBOMBS Sanada, high stacks, TWO!! Sanada survives and LIJ is still in this!
Ishii gets back up and wants Sanada to rise again. Ishii runs, to LARIAT Sanada down! High stack again, Naito breaks it! Goto gets in to drag Naito up and throw him out. Ishii roars and gets Sanada up again. Ishii suplexes, but Sanada slips out to waistlock! O’Conner Roll BRIDGE, but Hashi breaks it! Sanada hurries and tags in Bushi. Bushi stomps Ishii, gets him up, but catches Ishii’s clothesline for a DDT! Cover, TWO!! Bushi is annoyed but he drags Ishii back up. Fans rally harder, Hashi clubs Bushi. Hashi whips Bushi to a corner, Bushi dodges the chop. Ishii runs in but into Bushi’s BOOT! BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO!
Bushi nods as he fires back up. Bushi gets Ishii up again, fisherman but no screw! Ishii POUNCES Bushi point-blank! Fans rally hard as ever, Ishii- NO! Naito trips Goto up to stop the hot tag! Naito drags Ishii up, he and Bushi double whip. Kick, susnet fip and rewind to basement dropkick! Bushi calls to Sanada and now they double whip Ishii to a corner. Bushi back elbows, Sanada back elbows, feed to Naito’s ENZIGURI! Bushi hits a RUNNIGN CODE BREAKER! Cover, TWO!! Sanada and Naito go after Hashi and Goto on the outside while Bushi vows to end this! Bushi goes up a corner and takes aim, but GOto shoves Naito away! Goto gets in to attack Bushi!
Firemsan’s carry, but Bushi slips off to kick. BUshi runs, Goto follows and LARIATS! Sanada dropkicks Goto’s legs! Hashi dropkic’ks Sanada’s legs, then avoids Naito to basement dropkick! Hashi gets Bushi up to CHOP and whip! Bushi dodges and DIVES to take out GOto! Naito dropkicks Hashi’s legs out! Fans return to that thunderous level as Naito spots Ishii. Naito grins wildly as he drags Ishii up. Red Shoes reprimands but Naito throws elbow after elbow. Naito swings again but into a SAIDO! Ishii and Naito are down but Bushi returns! Bushi drags himself up the corner as Ishii rises. Bushi aims, leaps,m missile dropkick! Bushirooni, but Ishii rises!
Bushi blocks a clothesline to ARM CODE BREAKER! But Ishii LARIATS with the left! Both men are down again as fans continue to rally. In fact, they probably never stopped! Ishii drags himself over to Bushi, brings him back up, but Bushi forearms! Ishii doesn’t flinch, and he ROCKS Bushi in return! Ishii demands Bushi get back up, and Bushi SLAPS him! And fires off SLAPPING strikes! Ishii HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS again! Bushi is down but Ishii isn’t done with him! Ishii slaps himself to focus on his target. Bushi flounders to his feet, Ishii builds speed, but Bushi ducks the lariat! Bushi shoves Ishii at Red Shoes, Ishii stops short!
Ishii turns around, Bushi GREEN MIST- missed?! Bushi hasn’t used that in so long, but Ishii still ducked in time! And HEADBUTTS, to a LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Fans are electric again as Ishii gets to his feet. Ishii staggers about, covered in mist on the back of his neck, but he gets Bushi up to suplex and- No, Bushi knees free! Ishii comes back, Bushi gets around but Ishii is sturdy! Sanada dropkicks Ishii into the GHOST PIN! TWO!?!? Is Red Shoes sure?! Sanada doesn’t care, he dragon sleepers Ishii! Feed to Naito but Ishii ROCKS Naito first! But Sanada SOBATS, and Naito CORRIENDOSHIKI!! Fans might be moving past electric now as Bushi crawls to a corner!
Bushi drags himself up the corner while Sanada keeps Hashi out. Ishii slowly stirs, finally stands, and Bushi leaps for MX!!! Cover, but GOTO BREAKS IT?! Goto got there in time and this is still going! Naito throws Goto out, Sanada still has Hashi, and fans are volcanic for this match! Bushi gets Ishii up as Naito and Goto crash into railing! Bushi gets Ishii up, wrenches, reels him in, TERRIBLÉ!! Cover, TWO!?!? WHAT?!! Bushi drags himself over to another corner, not letting frustration top him. Fans rally up again as Bushi climbs. Bushi aims at Ishii, leaps again, MX- NO! Ishii ducks under, Goto returns to fireman’s carry! Bushi slips out, enziguri miss but HEEL KICK HITS!
Bushi has the fans fired up as he gets Goto up. But Goto fireman’s carries, Hashi gets in, SUPERKICK USHIGOROSHI!! Goto-Hashi get Bushi up, dragon sleeper and lift, but Bushi fights out of GYW! Sanada has Hashi, Bushi feeds Goto to Naito for an elbow. But Goto comes back to LARIAT! Goto CLOBBERS Sanada, then fireman’s carries Bushi! Hashi is there but Bushi slips off. Goto dodges, Hashi SUPERKICKS! They get Bushi up, G Y R!!! SLIDING LARIAT from Ishii!! Cover, TWO?!?!?! Maybe even 2.99, but still! Ishii fires up while Hashi keeps Naito down with a BUTTERFLY LOCK! Ishii suplexes Bushi for the BRAINBUSTER!!! Cover, Chaos wins!!!
Winners: Chaos, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions)
Goto-Hashi-Ishii are feeling MUCH more than fine after defense number nine! At the same time, this took so much out of all of them! Medics get Bushi to the back quickly to be sure his neck is alright, but Naito and Sanada stay to stare down with Goto and Hashi. They all know that there’s a different kind of six man tag match on the horizon, and each side wants to make sure the other remembers that. Goto and Hashi help Ishii up and the trio has their hands raised in victory. Ishii also gives Naito a nod as he and Sanada go catch up to Bushi.
Once the champions have the belts back on their shoulders, Hashi asks for the mic. “We defended for the ninth time! I might have said some stuff about LIJ wanting a rematch, but they were great.” Bushi, even through your mask, Hashi could see your passion! But Chaos still won, and now they go after the IWGP Heavyweight Tag titles at MetLife Dome! “It only takes an instant for us to take those belts. But when it comes to taking these NEVER titles off us, it’ll take FOREVER!” Mic drop from the Headhunter as he, the Fierce Warrior and the Stone Pitbull kept their word. But will the Dangerous Tekkers make sure Hashi eats his words when it comes to the IWGP tag titles?
My Thoughts:
Another great event, and some good progress in the Takagi VS Evil build. Takagi was certain to win against Yujiro anyway, so Evil attacking with no regard doesn’t ruin things, kayfabe or shoot. And with plenty of time still, Takagi can easily return the favor in a singles match where Evil would be considered the surefire winner.
Don’t you just love it when a wrestling company makes every division feel awesome and important? The NEVER Openweight Six Man titles started off with an aura of little importance. There were some fairly strong trios that had them (Young Bucks & Hangman Page, aka Hung Bucks, stick out to me), but for whatever reason, there just wasn’t a lot of buzz. Even when Goto-Hashi-Ishii won them to start, it felt like this was NJPW rewarding Hashi for sticking it out. And perhaps it was, but looking at this streak of incredibly wild matches Hashi and his team have put together against some great trio combinations, Hashi and the titles are on a new level.
Tonight’s match was no different. It again went longer than I expected, with more false finishes than expected, and yet I wasn’t upset by any of that. Both trios are high level combinations of high level wrestlers, this is just the mathematical result of all that combined talent. They also did a great job making it look like LIJ was going to take these titles, but in the end it was Ishii finishing Bushi so that Chaos could win while the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Triple Threat math is left alone. That Triple Threat will be on par with this trios match tonight, but I would think Chaos keeping the NEVER titles means they now take the loss for one of the other teams. But again, as I have said myself, NJPW doesn’t always use “go-home math” in their decision making, so it’s still anyone’s game at MetLife.
My Score: 9.4/10
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DING DONG, Hello, Tiffany!
Tiffanny Stratton just won the WWE Women’s Championship but she’s already defending it against Bayley! Will the Role Model be back on top?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bianca Belair & Naomi VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae; Bianca & Naomi win.
- Jimmy Uso VS Carmelo Hayes; Jimmy wins, by disqualification.
- Motor City Machine Guns VS Los Garza w/ Legado Del Fantasma; MCMG wins.
- Piper Niven w/ Chelsea Green VS B-Fab w/ Mia Yim; Piper wins.
- Rey Mysterio VS Kevin Owens; Kevin wins.
- WWE Women’s Championship: Tiffany Stratton VS Bayley; Tiff wins and retains the title.
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Rey Mysterio is here!
San Diego fires up for the hometown hero as he makes his entrance! The King of Lucha high-fives fans along the ramp, and hugs his wife and daughter, before stepping in the ring. Rey grabs himself a mic, the fans chant “619! 619!” and he smiles. Rey tells San Diego, “Bien venidos, welcome to Friday Night SmackDown! This is the home of the 6! 1! 9!” The fans cheer, and Rey says no cap, it feels great to be back home in front of his people, his Raza, his city, and his familia. Rey requested to be here tonight because he couldn’t think of a better place to reminisce as he gets ready to do the impossible once again.
Rey officially declares for the 2025 Royal Rumble! The arena is shaking hearing that! Rey wants to look back: 2006, he entered the Rumble at #2, outlasted 28 other superstars, and became the Royal Rumble winner! And it didn’t end there. he went on to main event WrestleMania, and he became the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Now, Rey won’t lie, he will be realistic. The competition is heavy this year: Drew McIntyre, who fans boo. CM Punk, who fans cheer; Seth Rollins, who fans are torn on; Roman Reigns, who fans cheer; John Cena, who fans also cheer. It will be tough, but let’s remember back to when he won.
It was 2006, and Rey did it for a friend we all know very well. The fans chant for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” But wait! Kevin Owens makes his way out here! The Prizefighter, still holding onto the winged eagle title belt, showing off his new shirt: The Canadian Dream, Son of a Security System Technician. Kevin has a mic, too, and while fans boo, he tells Rey, “Lemme start off by saying I’m very sorry for coming out here and interrupting you. I mean it, okay? But I had to come out here. Because I heard you just now talking about how you were gonna win the Royal Rumble.
“And Rey, I mean this from the bottom of my heart. It’s never been a secret. There’s a lot of people in this industry that I respect quite a bit, but very few I respect as much as I respect you. In fact, I’ll even go so far as saying there’s nobody in this industry that I respect as much as I respect you.” The fans do cheer that, and Kevin says he has had an incredible career, he’s accomplished things he’s dreamed of since he was a kid. He has main evented WrestleMania with Steve Austin. He won the tag team titles with his then best friend, Sami Zayn. He won countless other tiles, and now he gets to stand here with THIS title!
The fans boo but Kevin says this is the title that as a kid, he saw all his idols win. This is the title he dreamed of winning, and now he stands here as the TRUE, RIGHTFUL WWE Champion! The fans boo again but Kevin says there is one thing left for him to accomplish so that he can truly feel his career is complete. And that is to step into the ring and have a 1v1 match with the legendary Rey Mysterio. The fans like that idea, and Kevin says face to face, man to man, he hopes Rey wins the Rumble! Kevin will root for Rey with everything he has! Rey can and will beat “all those other idiots.”
But just promise Kevin one thing. After Rey wins the Rumble, promise that Kevin is the champion he picks for WrestleMania so that Kevin can have his dream match. Rey takes a moment, and he tells Kevin that we all know Rey loves competition. But… Kevin’s not the champion. The fans cheer that! Rey means that with all due respect, but Cody Rhodes is the champion. But, but, here’s this. If Rey wins the Rumble, and if Kevin wins the title, then yes, Rey will gladly face him for the title. Kevin takes a moment, and repeats, “I’m not the champion? I AM THE CHAMPION! This is my title! I earned it! I deserve it!”
The fans boo but Kevin says Cody has Rey brainwashed, too! Does Rey have bleached blonde hair under that mask? Is it seeping into his brain? Rey wants Kevin to calm down. What’s going on? Drew McIntyre, now Kevin, he’s acting so delusional! It’s reminding him of Dominik. Oh…! Kevin swings on Rey! Rey dodges to fire hands in return! They brawl, Kevin shoves Rey but Rey dropkicks the legs! Kevin is on the ropes, but he bails out before the 619! The fans boo but Kevin is the one offended. Will Kevin be able to let this go so he can focus on Cody?
Bianca Belair meets up with Naomi backstage.
Bianca asks if Naomi finished with Nick Aldis. She did. Any updates? No! No lead on Jade’s attacker. Nothing? Wow. But that’s okay, they’ll keep pushing forward. They will handle Nia & Candice, but Bianca just wants to make sure they’re good after the mishap last week. It wasn’t on Bianca, that was Candice. Naomi knows that. Plus, they have to focus. It may not be Tiffany, but they can at least get some lick back on Candice & Nia. And they still have their gold! Bianca says that’s true. Ready to go? Naomi says maybe Bianca should wrap her up. That way, last week won’t happen again. Bianca agrees, and she hurries to wrap the braid into a bun.
Now they’re good. The StrongEST Glow heads out, will they be able to get past the Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie? Or will they soon be owing some golden tickets to the Queen of the Ring and her new sidekick?
Nick Aldis talks with Rey Mysterio.
After what we saw with Kevin, and since they are in San Diego, we have to have Rey on the card. Rey VS KO happens 1v1! Rey thanks Aldis and promises to handle business. And then Cody Rhodes walks in! The American Nightmare tells Rey he saw what happened while he was going through his physical. Cody says he would’ve been out there to help, but Rey says it’s nota big deal. It is handled, Rey VS Kevin is happening. Cody just needs to heal up. Rey can handle his problems, and will leave something for Cody at the Royal Rumble. Rey fist bumps and heads out. Aldis tells Cody that Rey has a point, Cody needs to be careful.
That said, what’d the doctors have to say? Cody says he has a clean bill of health, fully cleared, and Aldis can read the report himself. Aldis says he trusts Cody, he just doesn’t know if that’s good news. There is a lot of time between now and the Rumble, and even more so to WrestleMania. But with that in mind, Aldis has an addendum to the ladder match. Cody needs to sign it, as does Kevin, because they cannot have what happened at Saturday Night’s Main Event happen ever again. Cody asks if Kevin’s signed it yet. Kevin was Aldis’ next stop. Then Cody will sign it once Kevin has. Cody heads out, will Aldis be able to get what he wants out of this?
Bianca Belair & Naomi VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae!
SmackDown returns as Bianca & Naomi make their entrances. The teams sort out and Nia steps to Bianca, only to CLOBBER Naomi! Candice joins in to mug Bianca, but the fans boo. The ref reprimands, Candice backs off, and Nia soaks up the heat. Naomi throws Bianca down, talks more trash, then HEADBUTTS Bianca down. Nia drags Bianca up, tags Candice, but Bianca fights back. Nia CLUBS Bianca, Candice wrenches, but Bianca runs Candice over! And runs her over again! Bianca suplexes, holds Candice up, then SLAMS her down! The fans fire up as Bianca kips up, and she runs up to RAM Candice!
Bianca then climbs to rain down fists! The fans count along, Bianca goes all the way to TEN! Nia storms in, but Bianca flips up and over! Nia runs into Candice, then turns around into Bianca’s DROPKICK! Bianca runs up but Candice BOOTS her! Candice goes up, but Bianca ROCKS her! Bianca military presses Candice, and she THRWOS her out onto Nia! Nia & Candice fall, the fans fire up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Bianca flexes, then waits on Nia & Candice. Bianca’s braid has unrolled so Bianca swings it to rally the fans. Bianca then goes out to fetch Candice, shoves her into the ring, but Nia anchors Bianca’s feet! Candice DROPKICKS Candice down! Cover, TWO! Candice CLUBS away on Bianca, then scuffs her. Candice stalks Bianca to a corner, KNEES her down, then steps on her to DOUBLE STOMP! Tag to Nia, and Nia stalks Bianca. Nia makes Bianca smile with fishhooks, then HIP DROPS her down! Nia swings the braid around to mock Bianca, and even intimidate the ref. Bianca gets her braid free to SMACK away on Nia!
Bianca LASHES Nia more, backing her down, then she runs. Bianca SHOTGUNS Nia, Nia rebounds, but Bianca avoids the elbow drop! Cover, ONE!! Nia CLOBBERS Bianca at the ropes! Nia argues with the ref, taunts Naomi, then soaks up the heat. Tag to Candice and Candice kicks Bianca around. Candice SMACKS Bianca off the apron, pushes her in, then CLOBBERS her! Cover, TWO! Candice CLOBBERS Bianca again, then digs her knee in for a half Bow ‘n’ Arrow stretch! Bianca endures, fights around, reaches back, and she pulls Candice’s hair! Bianca and Candice fire forearms, but Candice DECKS Bianca! Cover, TWO!
Candice is frustrated but she KNEES Bianca in the side. Candice stomps Bianca more, KNEES her down, then has her on the ropes. The ref counts but Candice bends Bianca back! Candice lets go at 4, SmackDown returns to single picture,. and Candice brings Bianca up. Bianca rolls Candice up, TWO! Candice ENZIGIRIS Bianca down! Candice hurries to a corner and goes up, to then CROSSBODY! But Bianca rolls through! The fans fire up as Bianca lifts, but Candice slips free! Candice pulls the braid! Bianca uses that to reel Candice in for an ELBOW! But Candice grabs the braid to throw Bianca down! Both women are down and the fans fire up!
Bianca and Candice crawl, Candice goes to Bianca! STEP-UP- NO! Bianca avoids the senton! But Nia YANKS Naomi down from the outside! The fans boo but Nia sends Naomi into barriers! Candice stands Bianca up, but Bianca rolls her again! TWO, and Candice SUPERKICKS Bianca down! Candice hurries to the corner, tag to Nia. Nia storms up on Bianca, mockingly reaching out to Naomi, and then CLUBS Bianca! Nia whips, LARIATS, and SAMOAN DROPS! Bianca sputters and goes to the corner, but Nia runs up! Bianca BOOTS Nia first! Bianca ELBOWS Candice, dodges Nia, then RAMS into her! Candice grabs the braid!
Bianca whips Candice into the POST! Bianca climbs, but Nia ROCKS her! Nia climbs up after Bianca, fireman’s carries, but Bianca CLUBS away! Bianca is safe, she shoves Nia away, then CROSSBODIES! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Naomi returns! Bianca crawls, hot tag to Naomi! The fans fire up as Naomi ROUNDHOUSES Nia away, then slingshots for the FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nia still has a lot left in the tank but Naomi HAMMERS away on her! Nia shoves Naomi away, runs up, but Naomi dodges! Nia POSTS herself, falls back, and Naomi goes up! SPLIT-LEG MOONSAULT! Cover, Candice breaks it!
Naomi ENZIGIRIS Candice for it! Tag to Bianca and the tag champs go after Nia. Nia fights back, SAMOAN DROP for Naomi! The fans boo but Nia looms over Bianca. Nia runs, Candice sneaks a tag, and Bianca dodges! Bianca SPEARS Nia! Bianca runs, handsprings, but Candice DROPKICKS her down! STEP-UP SENTON! Nia rises, she adds a SENTON of her own! Candice covers, TWO!! Bianca survives and the fans fire up! Candice can’t believe it, but San Diego declares, “This is Awesome!” Candice storms around, snarls, then runs up at Bianca. Bianca ALLEY-OOPS her onto buckles! Then SPINEBUSTERS her down!
Bianca runs, handsprings, and MOONSAULTS! But Nia runs up! Bianca dodges, LEG DROP hits Candice!! Nia panics, runs up on Bianca, but Bianca tosses her out! LARIAT and down goes Bianca! Naomi tags for the BUBBA BOMB! Gedo clutch, Naomi & Bianca win!
Winners: Bianca Belair & Naomi, by pinfall
The tag champs find a way to survive, but now they’ll have to meet NXT’s Meta Four on January 28th! NXT goes on the road to Atlanta, Georgia, will Lash Legend & Jakara Jackson be bringing the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships home as souvenirs? Or will they only feel the StrongEST Glow?
Pregame interview with Bayley.
Byron Saxton walked through an empty Pechanga Arena with The Role Model before the show, and noted how last week, Bayley won the Fatal 4 Way #1 Contender’s match. Now, we’re in San Diego, with a sold out crowd as Bayley challenges Tiffany Stratton for the title. What does this match mean to her? Well, sold out here in her home state, that is what dreams are made of. We all dream about being in the main event and fighting for a championship. This is a huge night for her. Thinking on her career, this time last year, she won the 2024 Royal Rumble and earned a guaranteed championship opportunity.
Bayley would challenge former friend, Iyo Sky, someone she respects so much in this business. That felt like the peak of Bayley’s career, where she was going to do something different and change the world. To be honest, she isn’t sure she fulfilled her potential during that reign. Yes, she defended the title, took it all over the world, but she always felt she was just winning by the skin of her teeth. She’s a perfectionist, she loves wrestling so much. And so, that reign was certainly cut short when Tiffany helped Nia take that title from Bayley. Tonight is a big night for her.
Then how does tonight feel different from past opportunities in regaining the title? Well, we’ve seen what Tiffany has done this past year, and she just showed she’s willing to turn on her friends to get to the “Tiffy Top,” as she puts it. Part of Bayley respects her, but the other part wants to beat Tiffy that much more. Tonight, it’s personal. Byron wishes Bayley luck and they shake hands. Will this be a big first defense for Tiffy? Or will it be a big comeback for the former Grand Slam Champion?
Mia Yim talks with B-Fab backstage.
Michin just knows she would’ve had Chelsea Green if not for Piper Niven. They always gotta use numbers! B-Fab knows how they do. That US Championship should’ve been Mia’s! B-Fab tells Mia to keep her head up, because she’ll get another shot to take down sleazy- Piper Niven walks in being all Secret Service. Piper says the room is clear, no threats to the champion. Chelsea walks in, thanks “Spicy Service,” and says B-Fab and “Mimi” should stand up and properly congratulate her as the only woman to successfully defend this title. B-Fab says Chelsea please. We all know that if it wasn’t for Piper the Mall Cop, Chelsea would not be champion.
Piper steps up and tells B-Fab that if she takes another step closer, it’ll be her last. If that’s how Piper wants to play it, then how about this? B-Fab will talk with Aldis, then she and Piper can handle their problem tonight. Then after Piper, Chelsea better watch her back. Mia says that is a threat. Mia follows B-Fab, Chelsea tells Piper to neutralize B-Fab. Piper agrees. But just how will this shake out when Piper’s the one in action?
Jimmy Uso heads to gorilla.
“San Diego! The goal tonight is to make sure Carmelo stays missing. Hey, ya boi got something to prove! Hey, I’m proud of The Yeet Man. My brother got his own title match coming up, and it’s time to go get mine. But it starts tonight with Carmelo. Hey yo, Uce, between me and you, Big Jim is Him!” Jimmy heads out to the ring, will he prove he’s just as worthy of golden opportunities?
Jimmy Uso VS Carmelo Hayes!
SmackDown returns as Melo makes his entrance. Melo has a mic to tell Big Jim that he wants to get this straight. Roman’s in the Rumble, Jey’s got a world title match, and what’s Jimmy got? It just seems like Jimmy is living in the shadow of his brother who is living in the shadow of Roman Reigns. But for some reason, Jimmy’s taking shots at H1M? Then here’s a serious question: How can Jimmy take shots when he’s sitting on the bench? Do Melo a favor: Lace up those shoes real tight, Unc, because you’re about to see that Melo Don’t Miss. But then Jimmy TOSSES Melo into the ring! Jimmy borrows those sunglasses, then he fires haymakers!
The fans fire up as Jimmy pops, locks ‘n’ ROCKS Melo! Jimmy whips, but Melo avoids the superkick! Melo bails out, the fans boo, and Jimmy grins. Jimmy hurries after Melo but Melo HOTSHOTS Jimmy down! Melo storms in to CLOBBER Jimmy, and he stomps away at the ropes! The ref counts, teh fans boo, but Melo lets off at 4. Melo soaks up the heat, then he CHOPS Jimmy against ropes. Melo stalks Jimmy, CHOPS Jimmy in a corner, then brings him around for haymakers. Melo whips, Jimmy reverses, QUICK DRAW! Melo is in a corner, and the fans join Jimmy in chanting, “UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs, but Melo dodges the hip attack!
Melo comes back, but Jimmy puts him on the apron. Jimmy UPPERCUTS Melo, Melo sputters, and Jimmy goes out to join him. Jimmy suplexes Melo onto the apron! Melo writhes, Jimmy refreshes the count, and then Jimmy builds speed! Jimmy DIVES, and Melo is sent into the desk! The fans fire up for Jimmy while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Melo KICKS and CLUBS and stomps away on Jimmy in a corner! The ref counts, Melo lets off, and the fans boo. Melo drags Jimmy up, CLUBS him on the back, then hoists him to the top rope. The fans rally for Jimmy but Melo climbs up. Melo soaks up the heat, brings Jimmy up, but Jimmy fights the suplex! The fans fire up as Jimmy fires elbows! Melo hits back with shoulders! Jimmy and Melo go back and forth, then Jimmy fires elbow after elbow! Melo falls back, Jimmy WHISPERS IN THE WIND, but Melo dodges! Then FADE AWAY DDT! Cover, TWO! Jimmy survives and Melo grows frustrated.
The fans rally up while Melo gets his confidence back. Melo adjusts the kneepads, but he hears the fans rally for Jimmy. Melo brings Jimmy up, but Jimmy suplexes! Melo fights that to suplex, but Jimmy fights! Melo wrenches, dodges, and DOUBLE LARIATS hit hard! A double cover, TWO!! Both men are still in this, but they rise slowly. The fans rally behind Jimmy, he UPPERCUTS Melo! Melo blocks a kick but not the DRAGON WHIP! Jimmy then fireman’s carries, but Melo slips free! Jimmy UPPERCUTS Melo, Melo tilt-o-whirls, LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO! Jimmy survives and the fans rally up again!
Melo thinks on what he has to do, but the fans rally up more as Jimmy rises. Melo storms up, CHOPS Jimmy, then whips. Jimmy reverses to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO!! Melo survives and Jimmy is beside himself! The fans rally up for Jimmy as he climbs up, USO- FIRST 48! Cover, TWO!! Jimmy survives and Melo can’t believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Melo hurries to a corner and climbs. Melo wants Jimmy to stand, and he takes aim, for- NO, Jimmy avoids the three pointer! SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO?!? Melo survives again and shocks Jimmy! Melo flounders away, checking his jaw.
Jimmy goes corner to corner, HIP ATTACK! Then SAMOAN- NO, Melo manages the crucifix takedown! TWO! SUPERKICK from Melo! Melo runs, Jimmy SPEARS!! Jimmy hurries to a corner, but JACOB FATU has appeared! Jimmy tells Jacob not to even try, but it’s TAMA TONGA who shoves Jimmy off the corner! The fans boo as Tama & Jacob attack!
Winner: Jimmy Uso, by disqualification
The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Jacob hits a HIP ATTACK on Jimmy! Jacob then drags Jimmy up, and feeds him to Tama’s VENOM DDT! Jacob adds more stomps, and Melo says thanks for the assist. But then Jacob CLOBBERS Melo! Tama puts Jimmy back in a corner, Jaco hits another HIP ATTACK! And here comes Solo Sikoa! He may not be THE Tribal Chief, but clearly Solo still has authority over the rogues. We hear from the would-be Head of the Table, after the break.
SmackDown returns and…
San Diego is booing hard as Solo has the mic. Solo decides not to speak, which the fans cheer. Solo then goes out of the ring, takes off his fancy red jacket, and slings it over his shoulder. Solo leaves, and even his followers seem confused. Is Solo giving up after losing everything? Or is this just more arrogance? Jacob grabs the mic and says, “So this is what it comes to, huh? This is it? I’m tired of the disrespect! I’m tired of the hate! Oh no! You know that I’m tired of the envy! But check this out: envy me all you want, because even on a bad day, y’all still can’t touch me! I don’t give a damn if you cheer us, I don’t give a damn if you boo us.
“But one thing I will not let you do is try to act like I ain’t ever got mine! What, y’all thought I was crazy? Y’all thought I was off the hinges? HUH? Y’all thought I was losing it? The crazy thing about this situation… is that I’m just getting started!” The Samoan Werewolf is all fire dup, but here comes LA KNIGHT! The fans fire up, Jacob & Tama wait, but Knight comes in from the crowd! Knight CLOBBERS Jacob, CLOBBERS Tama, then he stomps away on Jacob! Tama runs up, but Knight tackles him! Knight throws down hands, Jacob is up, but Knight fires hands on him! Tama traps Knight’s legs, and Jacob CLOBBERS Knight!
The fans boo as Tama & Jacob beat Knight down, but BRAUN is here! The fans fire up as the Monster of All Monsters returns! Tama PLANCHAS, but Braun catches him, and TOSSES him! Then Braun stares down Jacob. The fans are going nuts seeing this, and Braun rips his shirt off! But then Tama has Jacob retreat! The Mega Star stands alongside #OneBigSOB, will they get their payback on Tama & Jacob soon enough?
Los Garza gets ready backstage.
Santos Escobar tells Angel y Berto that last week, they exposed Pretty Deadly for the pretty little liars they are. And everything they said, Angel & Berto made them choke on every word. That is what Santos expects. Lopez reminds them that just one win doesn’t make them champions yet. Agreed. Tonight, Motor City Machine Guns, men with reputations and who were former champions, Los Garza will take their momentum away. Why? Because remember: There was no red carpet rolled out for them, and no one is just handing them respect. So if they want respect, they have to take it! Take it from their hands, from their throats, from their pride!
Legado puts all hands in, and say “Familia!” La Madrina accompanies Los Garza, will they take that title opportunity for their own? Or will MCMG be on fire as they go back after DIY?
Motor City Machine Guns VS Los Garza w/ Legado Del Fantasma!
SmackDown returns and Los Garza makes their entrance. The teams sort out and Shelley starts against Angel. They tie up, Shelley headlocks, and holds on as Angel powers up. Shelley grinds the headlock, Angel powers up and out, then he reels Shelley in. Shelley ducks the elbow, Angel drops down then hurdles over, then Angel rolls off Shelley’s back. Shelley trips, covers, ONE! Angelo knocks Shelley down, covers, ONE! Angel kneels and offers a handshake! Shelley is wary, but he accepts. Only for Angel to SLAP him! Angel CHOPS Shelley against ropes, then headlocks. Tag to Berto, Angelo holds Shelley out on the ropes, LEAP FROG ATTACK!
Angel KNEES Shelley down, Berto SOMERSAULT MOONSAULTS! Cover, ONE! Angel shouts for respect, the fans are torn, but Berto CLUBS Shelley. Shelley CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! Shelley tags Sabin, whips Berto, and MCMG DOUBLE BACKDROP! Angel runs up, but into double kicks! Atomic drop, dropkick, DREAM SEQUENCE! MCMG snapmare Berto, Sabin covers, ONE! Sabin clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Berto down. Berto endures, fights up, and he powers up. Angel tags in but Sabin ducks ‘n’ dodges. Sabin tilt-o-whirls, but Berto keeps it going so Angel can KNEE Sabin down!
Berto drags Sabin to the apron, and Angel TAKES OFF THE PANTS! He SMACKS Shelley, then runs to KNEE ENZIGIRI COMBO on Sabin! Los Garza is in control while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Sabin fights out of a cobra twist! But Angel blocks his kick, spins him around, Gory Especial! Tag to Berto, SLINGSHOT NECKBREAKER GORY BOMB COMBO! Cover, TWO!! Sabin survives but Berto seethes. Berto goes to the far corner, runs up, but Sabin dodges! Sabin elbows Berto, Berto traps Sabin, and Angel runs in. Sabin slips away, Angel RAMS into Berto! The fans rally up, Angel grabs legs, but Sabin ENZIGIRIS free! Sabin crawls, the fans rally up, and Sabin hot tags Shelley! Shelley fires hands on Berto, then whips, but Berto reverses. Shelley CLOBBERS Berto!
Shelley BLASTS Angel for good measure! BOOT to Berto, then a tilt-o-whirl RANA! Berto ends up in a corner, Shelley runs in, but he blocks a boot! Sabin tags in, Shelley hands the foot off, DRAGON SCREW! Berto is stuck in ropes, Shelley DRAPING DRAGON SCREWS the other leg! Sabin hops up, MCMG coordinate, DROPKICK to one leg, KNEE DROP on the other! Berto falls, Sabin covers, TWO! Berto survives but Sabin brings him up. Sabin has one of the legs, tag to Shelley, and they hand off the leg to ENZIGIRI and trip! Shelley steps through for a FIGURE FOUR! The fans “WOO~!” while Berto endures!
Sabin intercepts Angel, trips him up, and he has a FIGURE FOUR! The fans fire up as Los Garza endure the same hold! Lopez panics, but Berto crawls, ROPEBREAK! MCMG lets go at 4, and Angel crawls away. Shelley stomps away on Berto’s legs, then steps through again. Lopez distracts, Berto BOOTS free! Roll up, deadlift and SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Shelley survives but Berto tags Angel in. Los Garza brings Shelley up, Sabin runs in, but Berto LARIATS Sabin down! Angel fires knees into Shelley, Berto hoists Sabin up to add him on! Berto runs, FLYING CHUCK into the POWERBOMB POWERSLAM COMBO! Cover, TWO?!?
Los Garza can’t believe it, but this is why MCMG are a highly decorated tag team! “This is Awesome!” as Angel stalks Shelley to ropes. Angel KICKS Shelley in the chest! Tag to Berto, they double military press! But Sabin saves Shelley, then runs up. Angel catches Sabin to a full nelson but he BOOTS Berto away. Sabin then arm-drags free, kicks Angel, and he kicks off Berto to TORNADO DDT Angel! Los Garza bail out, Shelley opens the way! Sabin DIVES and he takes Los Garza down! Sabin sends Berto in, Shelley runs up, LARIAT in the corner! Tag to Sabin, but wait! Pretty Deadly is here, and they’re distracting the ref!
Sabin has Berto while Shelley climbs! Elton keeps the ref’s attention so that Kit can DECK Shelley! Berto rolls Sabin up and Kit shouts to the ref! Elton is arguing with the ref too much now! Berto gives up on the pin, tells the ref to pay attention to the match, and Sabin BLASTS Kit! Shelley tags in, Berto runs up, but into the BOOT ENZIGIRI COMBO! And reset, SKULL ‘N’ BONES!! Cover, MCMG wins!
Winners: Motor City Machine Guns, by pinfall
Pretty Deadly tried to screw Shelley & Sabin out of this one, but they were too dramatic about it! Will nothing stop MCMG from taking those tag titles off of Gargano & Ciampa?
Aldis finds Kevin backstage.
Kevin says, “Can’t you see I’m taping my wrists, Nick?” Aldis does, but this shouldn’t take long. He needs to show Kevin the addendum to the title match contract. Kevin doesn’t like the sound of that. And wait, Cody didn’t sign it. Well, Cody isn’t going to sign it until Kevin signs it. Then guess what? Kevin’s not signing it until Cody signs it. And Kevin doesn’t even trust Aldis anyway, he needs to read this addendum first. And he isn’t doing that until after his match so stop trying to distract him! Kevin storms off, and Aldis says that went well. Will Aldis be able to find a way around this stalemate between champion and challenger?
Piper Niven w/ Chelsea Green VS B-Fab w/ Mia Yim!
The Hot Mess is having her “Spicy Secret Service” fight her battles for her again, and that means a fight with one Briana Brandy. Will B-Fab be fab when she drops Piper like she drops the beat? Or will B be mad when P takes the W?
SmackDown returns as “B-Fabulous” makes her way to the ring. The bell rings and the two circle. Chelsea talks smack, B-Fab gives it back, but then B-Fab dodges Piper! HEEL KICK in the corner! B-Fab talks smack on Piper, whips, but Piper blocks! B-Fab still tries, but Piper wrenches. B-Fab wrenches and DANGEROUS HOOK KICKS! B-Fab turns Piper, then spins her for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Piper goes to a corner, B-Fab runs up, but Piper picks her up! URENAGE! Chelsea wants to make sure everyone saw that, then Piper runs. B-Fab avoids the senton! Chelsea panics, B-Fab runs up, and she floats around to a DDT! Cover, TWO!
B-Fab waits on Piper as Piper flounders to ropes. B-Fab then runs up, and she BOOTS Piper out of the ring! Chelsea is freaking out again, but Piper gets back up. B-Fab BOOTS Piper off the apron! B-Fab goes out after Piper, puts her in the ring, but then she steps to Chelsea. Chelsea backs away, talks more smack anyway, so B-Fab LARIATS Chelsea! The fans fire up, B-Fab slides in, but Piper SENTONS! Piper shoves B-Fab to ropes, pops her up, and then pops her into the PIPER DRIVER! Cover, Piper wins!
Winner: Piper Niven, by pinfall
Even after talking it out with Mia, the number game still gets the better of B-Fab. But then Chelsea beats down B-Fab just because she can! SO here comes Mia! The fans fire up as Chelsea runs! Mia dodges Piper to SMACK her with the kendo stick! Mia swings again, Piper blocks, and she SLAPS Mia! Piper takes aim, but Mia YAKUZA KICKS her first! Mia grabs the kendo stick, and she warns both Piper & Chelsea that payback is still coming. Mia helps B-Fab to her feet, will they be united against the #RedWhite&Green?
WWE mourns the loss of Bob Uecker.
Mr. Baseball also had his love of the WWE, being part of memorable moments in those early days, such as calling Hogan VS Andre at WrestleMania 3.
Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.
Byron says we saw Tiff make history two weeks ago, but she stops him there. She didn’t make history, she made “Tiffstory.” Uh, sure… She made Tiffstory when she cashed in on Nia Jax and became the WWE Women’s Champion. But now it gets real as she defends that title against Bayley, who is extremely driven to win. What’re Tiff’s comments? Tiff heard that, and Bayley is right, she had a ton of big moments. Bayley’s had a career of big moments, really. But guess what? So has Tiff. Tiff’s been on SmackDown for less than a year, became the youngest Miss Money in the Bank, and now is the WWE Women’s Champion.
And unlike Bayley, Tiff doesn’t need to recreate moments, because Tiff IS the Moment. Sorry, Bayley, but you’ll just have to sit back and watch your little dream die, because right now… It’s Tiffy Time. Tootles. Tiff heads out, confident as ever, but will that confidence all fall apart going up against a woman that paved the way?
Rey Mysterio VS Kevin Owens!
The King of Lucha just wanted to enjoy his homecoming, and The Prizefighter had to interrupt it. Rey tried to explain that officially, Kevin isn’t the champion, and Kevin blew up on him! So now, in an ironic twist, Kevin is getting his dream match with Rey here in Rey’s hometown! Will Kevin make his dream of defeating Rey Mysterio come true? Or will the 619 make it all a nightmare?
The bell rings and obviously the fans rally behind Rey. Kevin is annoyed by that but Rey says he asked for this. They tie up, Kevin powers Rey to a corner, but the ref counts. Kevin lets off slowly, and then says, “This is MY show!” The fans boo more but Kevin and Rey reset. They tie up, Kevin waistlocks and SLAMS Rey down. Kevin flips Rey over, but Rey arm-drags Kevin! Kevin gets upset and the fans boo him more. Kevin and Rey go again, and the chants of “619! 619!” are loud as ever. The two tie up, Kevin kicks low! Kevin CLUBS Rey, wrenches an arm to the wristlock, but Rey uses ropes to flip through! Rey KCIKS a leg, then fires forearms!
Kevin headlocks, Rey powers up and out, then he drops down. Kevin CLOBBERS Rey! Rey tumbles out to the floor and the fans boo more, but Kevin just waits on Rey. The ref starts the ring count, and Rey stands at 3 of 10. Rey takes his time to return, and he’s back in at 6. The fans tell Kevin off in Espanol, and Kevin wants to know what that means. Rey says Kevin knows what it means. The two reset, feel things out, and knuckle lock. Rey avoids the leg hook to then lift Kevin, jump up, and sunset flip! ONE, but Rey dodges a lariat to waistlock. Kevin switches, Rey fires elbows, and then Rey runs. Rey ducks ‘n’ doges, tilt-o-whirls and RANAS!
The fans fire up as Kevin tumbles! Rey ROCKS Kevin at the ropes, whips him, but Kevin reverses. Rey tilt-o-whirls again, but Kevin blocks to SLAM Rey down! And then SENTON! The fans boo but Kevin huffs ‘n’ puffs. Kevin drags Rey up, whips Rey to a corner hard, and Rey staggers back. Rey falls over, the fans tell Kevin off more, but Kevin stays cool. Kevin whips Rey hard to another corner, runs up, but into a BOT! Rey ELBOWS Kevin, goes up, jumps back, and is on Kevin’s shoulders Electric Chair style. Rey throws down hands, then he RAN- NO, Kevin stops Rey from throwing him over! Kevin KNEES Rey down!
The fans boo but Kevin storms out after Rey. Kevin stands Rey up, and he ROCKS Rey in front of the fans! Kevin fires more forearms, the fans rally for Rey, but Kevin puts Rey on the apron. Rey fires forearms and a KICK in return! The fans rally for Rey as he gets up to FLYING RANA! Kevin hits barriers and the fans fire up! Rey gets in the ring, throws off his shirt, and the fans fire up as Rey builds speed! Rey SLIDES and SPLASHES! Both men are down from that hard impact, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Kevin has Rey down with a chinlock. Rey fights up and the fans rally, but Kevin throws Rey down by his mask! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Kevin mocks the 619 chant, and says “SUCK IT!” Kevin stalks Rey to the corner, brings him around, and whips him corner to corner. Rey hits buckles and staggers back, into a back suplex! Rey lands out, dodges Kevin, and Kevin POSTS himself! The fans fire up as Rey goes to the apron. Kevin staggers around, Rey goes up the corner, and Rey FLYING SEATED SENTONS! The fans fire up as Rey keeps moving, and he wheelbarrows to BULLDOG! Cover, TWO!
Kevin stays in this but Rey stays cool. Rey runs, tilt-o-whirls and RANAS Kevin onto ropes! The fans fire up as Rey dials it up! But Kevin SUPERKICKS! Kevin whips Rey to POP-UP, but Rey slips free! Tilt-o-whirl DDT! Cover, TWO!! Kevin survives and both men are down, catching their breath. Kevin goes to a corner, Rey fires shots, then Rey hoists Kevin up! Rey climbs, but Kevin fires body shots! Kevin HEADBUTTS Rey down! Kevin adjusts, and he gives some Latino Heat before he FROG SPLASHES!! Cover, TWO!! Rey knows that move too well, even if Kevin’s a bit bulkier than Eddie ever was.
The fans cheer for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” while Kevin stalks Rey. Kevin stands Rey up against ropes, then he fires forearm after forearm! The ref counts, the fans boo, but Kevin brings Rey to the corner. Kevin puts Rey up top, climbs up to join him, but Rey fights the suplex! Rey fires body shots, then climbs up and over, SUPER SUNSET BOMB! Kevin stagger sup, into a CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Rey can’t believe his shoutout to Amazing Red didn’t get it done, but the fans know “This is Awesome!” Rey stalks Kevin, whips him, but Kevin reverses. Rey springboards but Kevin gets under the crossbody! STUNNER!! Cover, TWO?!?
The fans fire up as Rey survives and Kevin is the one stunned! Kevin drags Rey to the drop zone, and he goes up the corner. Kevin aims to SWANTON but onto knees! Rey also knows that move! Rey hurries to dial it up, 619!! Kevin flounders away, and Rey climbs a corner! Kevin stagger sup, bumps the ref, and the ref hits the ropes! That trips Rey, and Kevin whips Rey for the POP-UP POWERBOMB!! Cover, Kevin wins!!
Winner: Kevin Owens, by pinfall
To think Kevin steals one away from the living legend! “The Canadian Dream” then decides to show some respect, and he helps Rey to his feet. Kevin shakes Rey’s hand, but then kicks him low! And tucks Rey in! But here comes Cody!! The fans fire up as Cody and Kevin brawl! Cody gets the better of Kevin, stomps away on him, but refs and producers rush out here! San Diego wants to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” but Kevin bails out of the ring, winged eagle title in hand. Cody slips free to go around thew ay, and Cody TACKLES Kevin against the desk! The fans fire up as they brawl behind the desk and almost knock Wade & Joe over!
Kevin slips away again as producers pull Cody back! Security rushes out here to also stop this! Cody stands in the ring, Kevin stands on top of a road case. February 1st is still on the horizon, will Cody and Kevin be able to wait these next two weeks?
SmackDown returns and…
Cody and Aldis are in Aldis’ office. Aldis says he tried very, very hard to be patient with Cody and Kevin, but enough is enough. They are out of control! And they won’t even follow simple instructions, like signing a contract! So Aldis has no choice. Next week, Saturday Night’s Main Event, Cody and Kevin must relinquish their respective championship belts so that they can be suspended above the ring at the Royal Rumble. Then they will sign the amended contract in the middle of that ring. And since Kevin doesn’t trust Aldis, and Aldis doesn’t know what Cody’s thinking anymore, Aldis made a call.
Someone else is going to moderate the contract signing. And how perfect for San Antonio than to get their favorite son. Yes, Cody, it’ll be the Showstopper, the Headliner, the Main Event, the Heartbreak Kid, SHAWN MICHAELS! HBK is going to be on Saturday Night’s Main Event, but will he be able to maintain order between American Nightmare and Canadian Dream?
BREAKING NEWS for Saturday Night’s Main Event!
As if San Diego didn’t explode seeing it earlier, San Antonio might erupt as we see Braun Strowman VS Jacob Fatu! Will the Monster of All Monsters be able to slay the Samoan Werewolf? Or will Jacob tear down #OneBigSOB?
Pretty Deadly regroups backstage.
Kit & Elton are confronted by DIY, and Tommaso Ciampa asks what the Hell was that out there! They practically handed the win to MCMG! Elton says admittedly, that didn’t go as planned. But Kit wants Ciampa to see the bright side. Who’s beaten MCMG? DIY! Ciampa says, “Do they think we’re scared of them? We’re not scared of anyone! This isn’t even about them!” Ciampa tells Pretty Deadly to look in the mirror. Just a couple long-haired Englishmen happy to be here, right? Ciampa hates people like that. They are a joke, and everyone is laughing at them! If Pretty Deadly wants a shot at the tag titles, “become nightmares.”
Gargano says that’s tough love. Ciampa is just saying that stuff because DIY believes in Pretty Deadly. But they do need to get their acts together. Pretty Deadly has to make life easier for DIY so DIY can make live better for Pretty Deadly. Chin up, see you next week. Gargano heads out, but Apollo Crews walks in. He pats Pretty Deadly on the shoulders, they shrug him off, but he says he was trying to tell them before. They keep letting DIY string them along, and look where it’s gotten them: Nowhere! Pretty Deadly don’t wanna hear it, Apollo wishes best of luck to them, but then Gargano comes back to attack Apollo!
Johnny Wrestling HAMMERS away on Crews, and says to keep DIY’s name out of his mouth! Gargano throws Apollo down again, then storms off. Will Apollo have to watch what he says?
A Queen is on her way back.
The FOURTEEN-TIME Women’s Champion is almost ready. Will the WWE be ready for a renewed Charlotte Flair?
WWE Women’s Championship: Tiffany Stratton VS Bayley!
We heard from both sides of this match, and oh look! Roxanne Perez is in the crowd. Bayley’s made a full lap through the WWE this week, from Raw to NXT to SmackDown. Will Bayley make this a homerun? Or will the clock keep ticking on #TiffyTime?
SmackDown returns and Tiffany makes her entrance. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it’s time to have some gold in the Golden State!
The bell rings, Tiff and Bayley circle, then they tie up. They go around, Bayley puts Tiff in a corner, and she lets off cleanly. The fans rally and duel, the two tie up again, and Tiff puts Bayley in the corner. The ref counts, Tiff lets off at 4, and she ties up with Bayley. Tiff hits a headlock and takeover, but Bayley headscissors. Tiff kips free, headlocks, but Bayley powers out. Bayley waistlocks, Tiff switches, but Bayley bucks the O’Conner. Tiff trips Bayley, covers, ONE! Bayley trips Tiff and covers, ONE! The two back off and the fans cheer. Bayley and Tiff tie up, Bayley snapmares, and runs to ELBOW Tiff in the back!
Bayley keeps moving, but Tiff CLOBBERS her! Tiff says it’s her time, but Bayley avoids the handspring! Tiff sticks the landing, then swaggers. Tiff even goes Matrix to dodge! But then Bayley clinches! Tiff fights the suplex, throws Bayley to a corner, then runs up, Bayley ELBOWS Tiff, goes up, leaps, and arm-drags! Bayley keeps moving, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, ONE!! Tiff gets free, and she SLAPS Bayley! Bayley gets mad, and she LARIATS up and out! Bayley dares Tiff to slap her now! The fans rally behind Bayley while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Tiff has Bayley in a chinlock. Bayley fights up, the fans duel again, and Bayley JAWBREAKERS free! Tiff runs up but Bayley TOSSES her through ropes! HOTSHOT! Tiff flops back, Bayley goes to the apron, and Bayley runs to DAREDEVIL DROPKICK! Tiff staggers away, Bayley pursues, and she DAREDEVIL- NO, Tiff ducks the dropkick! Tiff kicks Bayley, pushes her through the corner, then YANKS her into the post! The fans are torn but Tiff whips Bayley hard into barriers! Tiff mocks the Bayley fans, puts Bayley in the ring, then covers, TWO! Bayley toughs it out, just as a Grand Slam Champion would.
Tiff stalks Bayley, then runs up to DOUBLE STOMP the bad arm! Cover, TWO! Tiff is annoyed, she stomps Bayley and isolates the arm. Tiff YANKS the arm back! Bayley writhes, but Tiff grabs the arm to WRING it out! Tiff covers, TWO! Tiff brings Bayley up, whips, but Bayley reverses. Bayley runs up, but Tiff puts her on the apron! Tiff ROCKS Bayley, then runs up, but Bayley jumps the sweep! But then Tiff blocks the kick! Tiff throws Bayley down! The fans rally up, Tiff grabs the leg to THROW Bayley down again! Cover, TWO! Tiff is annoyed, but she watches Bayley bail out. Tiff taunts Bayley to get back in.
The fans rally, Tiff kicks Bayley to the floor, and then Tiff again dares Bayley to get in. The ref has Tiff back off, so Tiff goes out the side. Tiff runs in around the way, but Bayley CLOBBERS her first! The ring count is climbing, Bayley eggs Tiff on. Tiff staggers up, into a FLAPJACK onto the apron! Bayley pushes Tiff in to cover, TWO! Bayley stays focused, and she drags Tiff up. Tiff ROCKS Bayley! Bayley ROCKS Tiff! Tiff kicks, Bayley blocks and KNEES back! Tiff rebounds to LARIAT! Bayley’s on the ropes, but she avoids Tiff’s hip attack! Bayley BOOTS Tiff to the outside! Bayley builds speed and DIVES, into a forearm!
Tiff puts the apron skirt over Bayley, and says, “You think you deserve a title?!” Tiff leaves Bayley dangling, and then HIP ATTACKS her against the apron! Bayley flops to the floor, Tiff leaves her behind, and the ring count climbs! The count is 5 of 10, Bayley staggers up to the apron, but Tiff HIP ATTACKS her back down! Tiff then aims to PLANCHA! But Bayley catches Tiff! BAYLEY2BELLY to the floor! The fans fire up and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
The ref checks both women, and they’re both conscious, so the match continues. Bayley drags herself up with the apron skirt, but the count is reaching 5 of 10. Tiff also stands, and both women roll in at 8! Tiff and Bayley slowly catch their breath as a standing count now begins. Bayley drags herself up with the ropes, and she heads for Tiff. Tiff rises, and she swings! Bayley blocks to counter punch! And counter punch again! And again! Tiff runs up, but Bayley LARIATS! And LARIATS! And then slips under to SAIDO!
Bayley fires up and she brings Tiff around to put through ropes! Bayley runs side to side for a KNEE LIFT! Cover, TWO! Tiff survives and Bayley snarls. Bayley drags Tiff up, whips her to a corner, then runs up to ROCK her with a forearm! Bayley puts Tiff sideways in the ropes, then goes up, STOCK DROP! Shoutout to The Boss! Or is it CEO? Cover, TWO! Bayley stays cool, and she brings Tiff back up. Bayley whips Tiff but Tiff reverses. Bayley goes up but Tiff catches her! ROLLING SENTON! Then TIFFY STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Bayley survives, but Tiff puts her in the drop zone! Tiff goes up, but Bayley ROCKS her first!
Bayley climbs up as SmackDown returns to single picture. Bayley reels Tiff in, brings her up, and SUPERPLEXES! Both women are down but the fans fire up again! Bayley crawls to a cover, TWO! Tiff stays in this, the fans rally up more, and Bayley climbs a corner. Tiff hurries to ROCK Bayley! Tiff HOTSHOTS Bayley’s bad arm! Bayley falls from the apron, tumbles into the desk, but Tiff hurries to fetch her. Tiff goes up the corner again, for a TIFFY SWANTON! Then she reels Bayley in, for a TIFFY BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Bayley survives but Tiff clamps on a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans rally and duel as Bayley endures!
Bayley reaches out, rolls Tiff around to a cover, TWO!! Tiff lets go in time, and she wants the arm again! But Bayley THROWS Tiff out! Tiff staggers, but she grabs Bayley’s legs! Tiff drags Bayley out, CLUBS her, and then runs up! Cartwheel into the- NO, Bayley fights the lift! “This is Awesome!” as Bayley GOURD BUSTERS Tiff onto the desk! The fans fire up as Bayley then suplexes Tiff to the floor! It was almost a brainbuster! But now Roxie has to talk smack to Bayley. Bayley says watch and learn, kid! Bayley drags Tiff into the ring, goes up a corner, and MACHO ELBOWS! Cover, TWO!! Tiff survives, but ends up in a CROSSFACE!!
Bayley wants to make a statement, but Tiff SLAMS the bad arm off the mat! But Bayley gets up! BAYLEY- NO, Tiff arm-drags free, then SPINEBUSTERS! High stack, TWO!! Bayley survives and Tiff is growing frustrated. San Diego continues to rally but Tiff drags Bayley to a drop zone. Tiff stomps Bayley, then brings her up for a fireman’s carry. But Bayley fights free! Bayley clinches, BAYLEY2BELLY!! Cover, TWO!!! Tiff survives and Bayley is beside herself! Bayley drags Tiff up, reels her in, btu Tiff wrenches to ARM CODE BREAKER! Tiff hurries to the corner! PRETTIEST MOON- NO, Bayley trips Tiff up! And then she runs, SUNSET FLIP BUCKLE BOMB!
Bayley drags Tiff from the corner to cover, TWO!! Tiff stays in this but Bayley wants more! Fireman’s carry, SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Tiff survives Bayley bringing out some classics, and then Tiff sends her into buckles! Tiff KICKS Bayley in the face, then backslides! TWO, and the arms stay hooked up! Bayley stands up, spins Tiff around, hooks her up, REOSE- NO, Tiff cartwheels through! ALABAMA SLAM! Tiff goes up! PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, TIFF WINS!
Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Champion)
Bayley gave Tiffy Time an all-time first defense, and Tiff found a way to win! No cheating, no shortcuts, just Tiffy! Will no one stop her from making even more #Tiffstory?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown that made the best of the three hours. For one, it was only natural Rey Mysterio would be here for San Diego SmackDown, and it was good stuff to have him be part of the Cody VS Kevin story this week. Good promos all around, and then an awesome match between Kevin and Rey. Kevin continues to be a genius in the details, from his “Canadian Dream” shirt to then wearing a Rey Mysterio Hall of Fame shirt for the match, and with how he made the rope trip look like a mistake so that the ref can’t reprimand him. Great win for Kevin, great brawl with Cody, and HBK returning to main roster for the contract signing is going to be awesome.
Good promo from Bianca and Naomi before, and Naomi was maybe the smallest bit of passive aggressive towards Bianca over the braid. The tag match with Nia & Candice was great, and that was a great win for Naomi & Bianca. The way this is going, Jade Cargill is going to show herself again for that NXT episode in Atlanta to say it was Naomi, which then costs Bianca & Naomi the titles, making Lash & Jakara the new champs and finally getting those titles back in NXT. Then Bianca and Jade can feud with Naomi in trying to figure out #WhyNaomiWhy, and we can have “The Big 3” even end up in a Triple Threat.
Good promo from Jimmy VS Melo, very good match, mostly on Melo, but of course Tama & Jacob had to “ruin” things. But in a great twist, Solo Sikoa just silently quits on things, so Jacob takes it upon himself to take command. Surely once Tonga Loa is back, and then should they finally bring Hikuleo in, Jacob’s Bloodline can go wild, which compels Solo to make amends with at least his brothers, Jimmy & Jey. LA Knight & Braun Strowman getting in on things is great, too, and we’re going to get an awesome match between Braun and Jacob.
Very good promo from B-Fab & Mia with Chelsea & Piper, and very good match from B-Fab VS Piper, but of course Chelsea helps Piper win that. Mia coming for the save made sense, and that’s definitely a tag match in the making. Great match from MCMG VS Los Garza, but I should’ve figured Pretty Deadly would get involved. The twist was that it didn’t affect anything, MCMG still won. DIY being disappointed in Pretty Deadly, but then Gargano attacking Apollo, that’s some good stuff going forward. DIY VS MCMG is certainly the planned title match, but maybe Apollo finds a new teammate with Baron Corbin not in WWE.
Charlotte being on her way back is great, that vignette was really well done. This is good timing given the Royal Rumble is coming, but also because the title scenes could use some freshening up. Tiff and Bayley each had great promos tonight, and they had an awesome main event match. Roxie being in the crowd was a good detail, but she didn’t really cost Bayley, outside of maybe Bayley starting to split her focus at the end. But naturally, Tiffy won because she’s only just getting her reign going. Tiff could face just about anyone for WrestleMania, but I would think the next challenger is Nia Jax. Tiff needs to prove she can beat Nia straight up, and that’ll be an awesome match.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.16.25
The Go Home for Genesis this Sunday! Let’s see what happens!
So Genesis is Sunday, followed by next week’s Live Episode of iMPACT! Let’s see exactly how we get to Genesis and not to bury the lead, the fact the WWE/TNA partnership was extended for a few years is very big news for TNA. More visibility for a nostalgic brand and the younger NXT wrestlers get more opportunities with potential sprinkles of a big name here or there (yes I only really mean AJ Styles, but that’s what we all want to see one more time).
Let’s get to the show and see if it’s a Go Home worth anything.
After her shocking appearance on @WWENXT, @mashaslamovich steps into the confessional with @WeAreRosemary…
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/Dw7ITswj28 pic.twitter.com/YSTXfJZw6X
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 17, 2025
Ratings:
- Trent Seven vs Leon Slater: Slater wins via Swanton 450 – *
- Fir$t Cla$$ vs Maniac Marines (Eric Young & Steve Maclin): EY wins via Macho Elbow – ** 3/4
- Laredo Kid vs Jake Something: Jakes wins via Avalanche Something Bomb – **
- The Hardys vs Ohio Versus Frankenstein (Sami Callihan & PCO): Hardys win via Crouton Bomb – ***
Results:
Trent Seven vs Leon Slater
British on British violence! I just appreciate that Trent’s theme is a down tuned remix of Seven Nation Army.
A little back and forth until Slater hits a Reverse Gamengiri, Trent tries to climb back to the apron after the powder, eats a Shotgun Kick. Trent dodges the dive, and Suplexes Leon down the steps at Center Stage. I feel like Slater over sold the spot, but I suppose using your surroundings is always interesting. Leon slides in at 9.5, Trent gets a little cocky and Leon hits two Flash Cradles for near falls, as Trent is reeling from the quick pinfall attempts he eats another Shotgun Kick for a near fall. Trent sells to the corner, eats a Jumping Bootwash, Leon perches Trent, goes for possibly a Spanish Fly but Trent turns it into an Avalanche Flowsion for two!
Bop and Bang, 7 Star Lariat, Piledriver with flourish and…still a two. Birminghammer attempt but Slater flips out of it, Crucifix pinfall for two, Uppercut by Trent and Birminghammer is hit! But Slater…kicks…out? He sells a Suplex where he slides down steps like death, but eats huge signature and finishing moves and kicks out. The psychology in this match is non-existent. Trent does the Finger Break, Leon sells away, hits another Shotgun Kick and Trent powders. X Plex gets reversed into a DDT from Slater. Trent powders off the Ramp, Leon goes to the entrance way runs and jumps off the ramp, then hits the Swanton 450.
Completely stupid match with spots that make no sense. All sizzle no steak, so dumb my IQ dropped 5 points.
The Elegance Clique have a “Pre-Launch Championship Celebration”. Tom Hannifan hates it, the crowd hates it, and the Personal Concierge uncovers a cardboard cut out with a Knockouts Title around their waists…and they are size accurate. Heather is like a My Size Barbie. Ash gives a very cringey speech where she thanks everyone except Heather, the Concierge passes the mic to Heather, Spitfire interrupts of course, and at least Dani cuts the promo to start so it’s tolerable. Yeah this is painfully bad cringe, as much as I didn’t mind the Ash gimmick to start with, this is lame. The only thing saving the segment is the crowd is hot for the the Elegance Clique getting their stuff ruined. So it was lame, but the crowd was into it and Ash sold the destruction of cardboard cut outs like Spitfire just murdered her puppy.
.@PCOisNotHuman and @TheSamiCallihan take on The Hardys! If they win, they’ll secure their spot in the TNA World Tag Team Title match at #TNAGenesis!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/Dw7ITswQRG pic.twitter.com/fO9P2F5d9d
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 17, 2025
Well the first 40 minutes of this show are making me wish for a stroke instead of watching this. So hopefully it picks up somewhere.
Fir$t Cla$$ vs Maniac Marines (Eric Young & Steve Maclin)
KC flips out of two of EY’s Back Body Drops and does his “First Class” taunt, so EY just slaps him upside the head and tags in Maclin to start beating on Navarro. I do really like KC’s work. He’s like WWE Lio Rush, but likable and talented. Maclin is beating the hell out of KC though, Lariats him out, goes for the SCUD, but AJ low bridges so Maclin crashes to the outside, KC hits the Tope con Hilo with blind tag so AJ is now legal and they start working over Maclin in the corner. Tennessee Whiskey, and there does seem to be a few First Class fans in the crowd.
Navarro is back in for the 305, quick tags though to keep Maclin eating offense. Splash into Big Boot into Assisted Splash while AJ leans on Maclin literally. KC starts picking on kids in the crowd near Judd Normand, he shoves the actor, the actor shoves him back and AJ comes over to mad dog the actor. Maclin takes advantage of the distraction and drops AJ on the way back in with an Olympic Slam, tags in EY and EY comes out hot. KC tags in, EY levels KC and they start messing around in the corner, AJ tries to break it up but eats a Busaiku Knee from Maclin and then a SCUD. EY manages to throw KC off the turnbuckle and then hit the Macho Elbow for the win.
After the match Eddie, Lish and Brian Myers stand at the entrance way to send a message but not cause any real chaos.
Josh Alexander and his two bitch boys come out to cut a promo on Santana or something. I am about as interested in this as I am in Norwegian Dog Sledding. Josh trying to say Santana is too hurt to go at Genesis when we all know this was filmed the same time like a month ago. You really can’t do doofus attempts a story when you’re promoting the first live episode in nearly a decade or something for next week. At least the match should be good because this build is lame, the jabronis are useless, “Bald Ass Head” is the big insult…sheeeesh.
Laredo Kid vs Jake Something
Well…someone has to win this match, so there’s that.
Nothing special start until Jake comes off the ropes and runs over Laredo sending him flying over the ropes onto the ramp. Jake panders to the crowd, Laredo tries to get something going but Jake steps on his foot to stop any Lucha things, and mollywops him. Jake runs him corner to corner until Laredo moves, strings a few moves together, tries to fly and then gets knocked out of the sky with a Forearm. Only a two count for Jake, but Laredo is definitely doing his best impression of a pinata so far in the match. Laredo gets a desperation Satellite DDT, misses his big attempt, but Jake misses the Spear in the corner, La Magistral gets a 2, a few bad spots from Laredo where it looks like he missed a Satellite Facebuster and sloppy Essex or Canadian Destroyer. Laredo goes to the top, Jake bear paw slap, goes up top and Avalanche Something Bomb for the win.
The Hardys vs Ohio Versus Frankenstein (Sami Callihan & PCO)
Before the Hardys intro, the 23 thing flashes a few times again. So at least they didn’t forget that.
Sami starts with Jeff and gets in a few early shots and goads Jeff with Hardys taunts, then all four get in, throw hands and we go to commercial. We come back from commercial to Matt Delete Turnbuckling Sami, and then Poetry In Motion the classic way! A few quick tags, but Sami eventually knocks down Matt, tags in PCO, Matt’s moves aren’t very effective, Jeff throws himself in too and they get their asses beat by PCO. PCO tags in Sami, Sami slaps around Matt, drags his face across the ropes, tags PCO back in and uses PCO as a battering ram into Matt’s chest. PCO keeps Matt in their corner, tags back in Sami, some simple tandem work and a short 2 count for Sami. Sami calls PCO back in and they’re formulating a tag move, they try the Double Back Drop, but Matt turns it into a Double DDT instead.
Jeff tries to fight them both off, Sami grabs Jeff, PCO goes for the Lariat, malfunction at the junction, Whisper in the Wind mostly hits PCO so Jeff Splashes Sami. Twist of Hate, Twist of Fate, Swanton Bomb from Jeff and the Hardy Boys win!
Before the obligatory contract signing on the Go Home before a PPV, Jordynne walks over to the announce table with the contract for her match with Tessa. Says she’ll leave it with them so she can’t miss it, but hey, “if she doesn’t show up at Genesis it wouldn’t be the first time”. That’s funny.
Joe starts the promo saying he has to win, but its on him to take the title from Nic. There’s an intensity, so it’s not all cornball jokes and shenanigans. That’s kinda nice to start with. Nic takes the babyface angle of “you’re not wrong but I don’t think you’re ready yet kid”. Then he plays the JBL clip from Bound for Glory. Nic tries to use the video to clear his name because Ryan got attacked too. Joe is about to poke a hole in the defense but then Hollywood Abyss Mokuba shows up. “MY BROTHER SETO” Ryan interferes, Nic tries to stop the stupidity but Ryan plows through is about to eat a Standing Ovation but Nic Superkicks Joe to save Mokuba. Nic does stand there as the crowd chants “kick your brother”, but Nic doesn’t pull the trigger but you can tell he’s contemplating.
OH! Sexy Tessy shows up, signs the contract but Jordynne was waiting for her and leaves Tessa laying with a Grace Driver and solid intensity. Okay most of the show was kinda mid but the ending was pretty solid.
Overall Score: 6.25/10
As I said at the very end, most of this show was mid…or mediocre for the older crowd. Indie Spotfest Dumbassery to kick off the show, a few segments that made me question if I was tasting pennies, a decent match with First Class, the stalled push never relevant squad match between Jake and Laredo, and at least the main event match was fun.
The video packages always feel lackluster because the only people really watching TNA currently are hardcore fans. I never really see too many people pull the whole “whoa first TNA episode in 11 years and I decided on the random Go Home instead of the first live episode since 2015”. See, this is why logic matters in booking. WWE gets to have the mentality of “it could be someone’s first time watching it” every week because they the biggest show in town. The name alone will garner random views or transient lapsed fans if they get a whiff of something. However when it comes down to TNA, people are only surprised its still alive.
Even with many questionable hours it wasn’t terrible. It did fine…plus like I just said, there’s opportunity for more random eyes thanks to the WWE merger AND a live episode next week. So the Go Home format won’t change, but hopefully the exposure gives us more congruent storylines.
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