Coverage
Mitchell’s NJPW Summer Struggle Report! (8/9/21)
Three rounds in three days!
The Cutest Tag Team is on a roll!
It’s round three of the Super Junior Tag League, and well, it was bound to happen. Bullet Club VS Bullet Club! But Bullet Club will be fine, right? Right?
NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori VS Gedo & Dick Togo; ELP & Ishimori win.
- Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles VS El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles win.
- Roppongi 3K VS Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato; Taguchi & Wato win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current Super Junior Tag League standings:
El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori: 2-0, 4 points
El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 2-0, 4 points
Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles: 2-0, 4 points
Gedo & Dick Togo: 0-2, 0 points
Roppongi 3K: 0-2, 0 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato: 0-2, 0 points
El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori VS Gedo & Dick Togo!
Well there aren’t any shenanigans about this match happening, the round robin brings about all match-ups. But will the Headbanger and Bone Soldier Reborn be able to stay friendly with their Bullet Club buds?
Actually, as the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions enter the ring, they try to say hey to Gedo and Dick but Gedo and Dick tell them to take this seriously and go to their corner. ELP and Taiji shrug and back away to the red while Gedo and Dick have blue. The ref checks everyone, Bullet Club all looks at each other, and they decide to talk this out. Gedo points out, as everyone knows, ELP & Taiji are undefeated 2-0 already. That’s great for ELP & Taiji, everyone applauds. Bullet Club wants an easy match, and they Low Sweet it out. ELP starts, shakes hands with Dick, and Dick lies down! ELP is surprised, he didn’t think it’d be that easy. He covers, TWO!
Dick sits up and seems surprised with himself! ELP is upset, didn’t they just agree? Dick isn’t sure how to explain it! Just natural instinct, perhaps? He tags to Gedo and Gedo promises this’ll go how they said. Gedo lies down, ELP covers, but Dick breaks it?! They’re all upset with him and Gedo defends his tag partner! It was another instinctual move! Gedo talks it over with Dick and Dick says it’s all fine. Okay, then. And they both attack Taiji and ELP! They double whip, the champs duck, and double CLAW! But wait, Dick and Gedo aren’t affected? Oh because they’re still wearing shirts! Gedo and Dick take swings, ELP & Taiji get around, but Gedo and Dick aren’t worried about claws.
Wait, ELP & Taiji reach under the shirts to CLAW bare skin! Dick and Gedo writhe, ELP bumps Dick off buckles, but both he and Taiji put Dick and Gedo into Trees of Woe! ELP & Taiji coordinate, BANG, corner to corner… CROTCH STAND! Fans cheer the moxie as the ref counts. ELP and Taiji let off at the same time, Gedo and Dick fall out of the trees, and the champs Low Sweet. ELP whips Taiji at Gedo to back elbow, then Taiji sets up, HEADBANGER IN MOTION! Cover, TWO! ELP keeps cool and drags Gedo up to wrench and wristlock. Tag to Taiji and he hops up, to leap and CLAW! Gedo falls over and Taiji CLAWS Gedo again!
Gedo crawls, Taiji stalks after him, and Gedo wants mercy! But then he suckers Taiji in and throws him out! ELP gets in but the ref keeps him back, and Dick goes after Taiji! Dick chokes Taiji against the railing then CLAWS him in return! Taiji writhes from the receipt, and Dick CLAWS him again! Seems Gedo CLAWED ELP, too! Dick tags in and distracts the ref because Gedo sets up something with his belt! Gedo LASHES Taiji! And again! Gedo dares Taiji to get up, then stalks him along the way. The ref has Gedo stay back a moment, but Gedo gets Taiji in the ring for Dick to cover, TWO! Fans rally up though reluctantly for ELP & Taiji. Taiji throws body shots but Dick CLUBS him down!
Dick clamps on with a chinlock and bends Taiji back. Dick jumps for a fist drop then covers, TWO! Dick tags in Gedo, they get Taiji up and mock ELP before they CLAW Taiji! ELP rushes in but Gedo gets around to CLAW him, too! Taiji and ELP are both writhing on the mat and Gedo grins. The fans rally but Gedo CLAWS ELP again! ELP writhes his way out of the ring, Gedo tags Dick and they have Taiji isolated. Dick climbs and slashes the throat, to leap and CLAW! Fans do cheer they audacity of Dick and Gedo to copy the Cutest Tag Team. Dick puts Taiji in a corner and throws hands! Dick taunts ELP as he whips Taiji corner to corner. Dick runs in but into a boot!
Dick runs back in, Taiji stops him with a headscissor to ax kick! Dick staggers, comes back again, but Taiji drop toeholds Dick into buckles! Both men are down and fans rally up. Taiji crawls and tags in ELP! ELP shows fist but Dick wants him to wait. Dick tries a sucker punch but ELP counter punches, and counter punches, and counter punches! ELP whips, Dick reverses but ELP hits flying forearms! ELP kips up, Gedo runs in but into an atomic drop! ELP mocks Gedo and reels him in for another atomic drop! Dick gets back in, ELP dodges and springboards to crossbody! Cover, TWO! ELP handsprings and LIONSAULTS! Cover, TWO!
ELP keeps going and DIVES to take out Gedo! ELP gets back to the ring and springboards to SWANTON BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Dick survives again and fans fire up! ELP gets his foot going. Wait, is he “locked and loaded?” ELP aims, Dick gets up, but Dick blocks the superkick to poke ELP in the eye and roll him up! TWO, but into the CROSSFACE! ELP endures, crawls, reaches, but Dick rolls him from ropes! But ELP slips out to get the ANKLE LOCK! Dick scrambles, rolls but ELP rolls through the throw. Things speed up, both men duck and dodge but DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES take them both down! Fans rally up as ELP and Dick crawl!
Hot tags to Taiji and Gedo! Gedo knocks Taiji over, whips him to a corner, but Taiji slips out to the apron. Taiji slides in, out, shoulders Gedo then springboards to SEATED SENTON! Fans fire up as Taiji whips but Gedo reverses. NEURALIZER from Bone Soldier! Taiji gets the arm, roll into omoplata and then the YES LCOK! Dick stomps Taiji but ELP CLUBS Dick! ELP throws Dick out, Dick hits back, and Gedo JAWBREAKERS Taiji! Gedo SUPERKICKS Taiji down! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Gedo scurries to get the brass knuckles! The ref sees those, stops Gedo, but Dick has the SPOILER CHOKER! Taiji endures, ELP gets in and RAKES Dick’s eyes!
ELP mule kicks Gedo and shoves him into the ref! ELP slides Taiji one of the title belts! ELP PLANCHAS Dick down as Taiji takes aim! Gedo begs for mercy again but Taiji just pulls a Latino Heat! He gives Gedo the belt and acts like GEDO hit HIM with it! The ref sees Gedo, Gedo defends his innocence, but Taiji rolls Gedo up! TWO, and Taiji baits Gedo into a sunset flip! High stack, with the ropes! But the ref sees that! The ref reprimands, Taiji keeps his feet on the ropes, so the ref KICKS the rope! Taiji falls down but gets up in a huff about the count! Gedo slithers up to roll Taiji! TWO, INTO YES LOCK! Gedo flails, reaches, but Taiji rolls him from ropes.
Taiji gets Gedo up for BLOOD- NO! Gedo slips out pokes Taiji in the eye! Gedo whips Taiji into the ref! Atomic LOW BLOW! And then, GEDO CLUTCH!! But ELP breaks it with SUDDEN DEATH!! Taiji covers, the tag champs win!!
Winners: Taiji Ishimori & El Phantasmo, by pinfall
Okay okay wait! Yes, Gedo and Dick tried to cheat just as always, but is the mysterious item supposedly not in ELP’s boot… back inside the boot? Well, Dick doesn’t like any of this, but Bullet Club’s Cutest Tag Team are a strong 3-0 in the round robin! Is there any stopping their Super Junior Tag run?
Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles VS El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!
Two teams, undefeated at 2-0, but only ONE can stay at the top with El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori! Will the Sniper of the Skies shoot the Rogue Luchador down, just as he did to take the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship? Or will not even two natural predators stop Desperado and the Heel Master?
Speaking of that title, Eagles shows it off but Desperado shrugs it off. The teams sort out, Eagles and Desperado start to give us a partial rematch from Wrestle Grand Slam Tokyo. The bell rings and the two circle. Desperado seems to talk trash as he goes, but then Kanemaru gets in to kick Eagles down! Desperado DECKS Tiger, then he and Kanemaru stomp Eagles more. They double whip Eagles to a corner, Kanemaru runs in but misses, and Eagles RANAS Desperado! Kanemaru comes back to kick Eagles, run, but into a dropkick! Eagles fire sup and hip tosses Desperado down! Fans fire up as Eagles roars more.
Eagles stomps Desperado, tags Tiger Mask, and Tiger stomps Desperado around. Desperado keeps getting up but Tiger keeps stomping him down. Desperado gets to ropes, Tiger steps back, and Desperado gets to his feet. They circle, Tiger kicks a leg, then kicks it again and again. Desperado falls, Tiger gets him up and KICKS his leg again! Desperado hobbles, Tiger KICKS his leg out from under him! Tiger drags Desperado by the leg, turns him and gets the HALF CRAB! Desperado endures, reaches, crawls, and gets the ropebreak! Tiger lets go fast, then stomps the bad leg. Tag to Eagles, and Eagles clubs Desperado down. Eagles runs to DECK Kanemaru, then goes back to Desperado.
Eagles fires forearms and CHOPS in a corner, then wrenches Desperado to whip corner to corner. Eagles runs in, Desperado puts him on the apron Eagles blocks, ROCKS and jumps but Kanemaru trips him up! Desperado sucker punches Tiger as Kanemaru gets Eagles up. Kanemaru whips Eagles hard into railing! Kanemaru clubs Eagles down, Desperado POSTS Tiger, and the ref reprimands Suzuki-Gun but can’t get them to stop. Kanemaru puts Eagles back in, Desperado hobbles over and tags Kanemaru. SHINBREAKER to SHOTGUN DROPKICK to the leg! Eagles writhes, Kanemaru gets the leg and turns him, for a HALF CRAB!
Now Eagles endures, crawls and reaches for the ropebreak! Kanemaru lets go to stomp Eagle sin the corner. Kanemaru drags Eagles by the leg, turns him over and SMASHES the knee into the mat! Tag to Desperado, he drags Eagles around to YANK the leg! Eagles crawls but Desperado keeps him from Tiger Mask. Fans rally up but Desperado DECKS Tiger for good measure! Desperado stomps Eagles, drags him around and bumps him off Kanemaru’s boot. Eagles falls, tag to Kanemaru, and Kanemaru covers with a hand in Eagles’ face! TWO, Kanemaru tries again, TWO, and Kanemaru tries again, TWO!
Kanemaru stomps Eagles at the ropes, Eagles hits back but Kanemaru stomps him down. Fans rally as Eagles hits back again, but Desperado drags Eagles to the apron! Desperado SLAMS the bad leg on the edge! The ref reprimands but Kanemaru whips Eagles and dropkicks his leg out! Cover, TWO! Kanemaru keeps on Eagles with a motorcycle stretch. Fans rally as Eagles endures the knee in his back. Tiger gets in but Desperado kicks him and hooks the arms! DOUBLE MOTORCYCLES! Tiger and Eagles fight up, and DOUBLE SOMERSAULT DROPKICK! Suzuki-Gun is down, Tiger hurries back to the corner! Eagles crawls over, but Desperado trips Tiger to stop the tag!
Kanemaru stalks Eagles, kicks out the bad leg, then drags Eagles up to whip into Desperado’s boot! Tag to Desperado, he mocks Tiger Mask, but the ref keeps Tiger back. That allows Kanemaru to drag Eagles to the apron and elbow away on the bad leg! Tiger stands down, Desperado drags Eagles to a cover, TWO! Fans still rally for Eagles as he grits his teeth. Desperado gets Eagles up but Eagles blocks the whip by holding ropes. Desperado rakes Eagles’ eye but Eagles uses the whip to go up and around! But Desperado blocks the arm-drag! Desperado yanks Eagles up and DECKS him with a right! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally as Desperado paces. Desperado taunts Tiger again, whips Eagles but Eagles reverse to wrench and WHEEL KICK! Both men are down and fans fire up, hot tag to Tiger Mask! Tiger goes up top to CROSSBODY! Direct hit but Tiger keeps moving! Kick, sobat and ROUNDHOUSE! Desperado is down in the corner and fans cheer on the living legend! Tiger Mask gets Desperado up, underhooks, but Desperado blocks the Tiger Driver. Tiger gets around to crucifix to DISARMER! Kanemaru gets in and kicks Tiger off the hold! Kanemaru stomps Tiger more, then drags Tiger up. Suzuki-Gun double whips but Tiger ducks the line, shoving Desperado into Kanemaru!
Tiger tilt-o-whirls around Desperado to crucifix takedown into ghost pin, TWO!! Tiger kicks and stomps Desperado, then runs, but Tiger dodges the dropkick to stomp away on Tiger! Desperado grabs at a leg but gets dragged down to an ARMBAR! Desperado flails, reaches around, scrambles about, and gets a ropebreak with a foot! Tiger lets go quickly and drags Desperado up for forearms. Fans rally and Tiger runs, Desperado gets him up! Tiger fights off the spinebuster, but rushes into a BIG back suplex! Both men are down and the fans rally up! Desperado tags Kanemaru and Kanemaru runs in to BOOT Tiger in a corner!
Kanemaru snapmares, runs and basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Kanemaru keeps his focus as he stomps Tiger more and more. Kanemaru runs again but into a sobat! Tiger runs in but Kanemaru blocks the kick, only to get the spinning mule kick! Again, both men are down but the fans fire up! Hot tag to Eagles! Eagles manages to run corner to corner for DOUBLE KNEES! And then he rolls back, only to run into Kanemaru’s boot! But Eagles comes back again, basement Tiger Feint to sweep the legs! Kanemaru sits down, Eagles hits the METEORA! Cover, TWO! Kanemaru survives but fans rally for Eagles as he steps through.
Kanemaru kicks Eagles off the leg hold but Eagles KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Eagles runs, but Kanemaru dropkicks the legs out again! SHINBREAKER! And another dropkick to the legs! Both men are down but Kanemaru keeps Eagles anchored. Kanemaru steps through to FIGURE FOUR! Desperado keeps Tiger on the outside as Eagles endures! Eagles shouts, reaches, comes really close, but he scrambles and thrashes to move around! Eagles reaches, crawls, ROPEBREAK! Kanemaru lets Eagles go but Desperado mugs Tiger more. Kanemaru gets Eagles up for a scoop and BRITISH FALL! Cover, TWO!
Fans are thunderous as Kanemaru goes to a corner and climbs. Kanemaru aims, leaps, Eagles avoids Deep Impact! Kanemaru hobbles, ROLLING CHOP BLOCK and BLINDSIDE LARIAT from Eagles! Tiger RAMS Desperado into railing! Fans rally up while both men are down. Eagles crawls to ropes then goes to the apron. Eagles aims as Kanemaru rises, springboard missile dropkick to the legs! Eagles vows to end it, he rolls Kanemaru to his feet and brings him in, TURBO BACKPACK- VICTORY ROLL!? TWO!! Eagles sobats high and hard, then cravats again, but Desperado gets in! Kanemaru shoves Eagles to Desperado, SHOTGUN DROPKICK BACK SUPLEX COMBO!
Desperado goes bac out after Tiger Mask but Tiger hits first! Fans rally up as Kanemaru and Eagles stir. Kanemaru crawls to a cover, TWO! Eagles is still in this but Kanemaru drags him up. Kanemaru suplexes but Eagles slips out to spin, ROUNDHOUSE, SUPERKICK and PELE!! Tiger Mask gets in to underhook Kanemaru, TIGER DRIVER! Eagles takes the cover with a jackknife bridge, but Desperado breaks it! Tiger kicks Desperado but Desperado rakes eyes. Desperado runs, into a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER! Eagles GAMANGIRIS Desperado out! Eagles goes to a corner, Tiger builds speed to DIVE!
Desperado’s down, Eagles 450 SPLASH to the legs! RON MILLER SPECIAL!!! Kanemaru reaches, but TAPS! #FlyingTigers win!!
Winners: Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles, by pinfall
The legend and the champion are the other undefeated duo! Will Suzuki-Gun’s confidence take a hit with so much SJTL still left to go?
Roppongi 3K VS Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato!
To everyone’s shock, Sho & Yoh are 0-2 to start Super Junior Tag League. Is it the words of Desperado and El Phantasmo echoing in their heads? Is it the other interests in life distracting them? Or is it that no team, no matter how great, can maintain such High Voltage forever? Will RPG3K get that Direct Drive back? Or will the answer to all that and more be #SixOrNine?
The teams sort out, Yoh starts with Taguchi and the fans rally up. “R P G!” “TA GU CHI!” Yoh and Taguchi circle slowly, then approach. They feel things out, Yoh being the aggressor. They tie up, Taguchi gets a leg, Yoh floats to a waistlock but Taguchi floating back. Yoh gets an arm, Taguchi keeps moving to get a leg pick. Yoh avoids a cover, rolls Taguchi but Taguchi body scissors to block. Yoh gets through to mount but Taguchi pushes him off, and the fans cheer this exchange. The two go again, Yoh getting a leg and trip to a toehold. Taguchi reaches forward, hooks Yoh with a leg, but Yoh clasps hands to resist the armbar. Taguchi shifts to a short-arm scissor!
Yoh rolls, turns Taguchi, facelocks, but Taguchi slips out to facelock back. Yoh gets away and the fans cheer this new exchange. Taguchi and Yoh back off to tag Wato and Sho. They circle, feel things out, give testing kicks, but then Wato swings big. Sho stays away and the two go again. They knuckle lock but Sho avoids another kick. Sho kicks but Wato walks it off to kick back. Wato kicks, KICKS, but Sho kicks back! Sho KICKS but Wato eggs him on. Things speed up, Wato back elbows, back hands and sobats Sho down! Wato stomps Sho, gets him up and whips him to ropes. Sho reverses, Yoh gets in, RPG3K drop toehold to basement dropkick! DOUBLE DROPKICKS for Taguchi!
Fans fire up, Sho goes after Wato in the corner. Sho wrenches an arm, digs his elbow into the shoulder, then CLUBS Wato in the bicep! Wato staggers to ropes, Sho wrenches the arm again and tags Yoh. RPG3K mug Wato, Yoh snapmares Wato then chinlocks. Wato endures the knee in his back but Yoh elbows him in the head! Cover, TWO! Yoh keeps cool while he stays between Wato and Taguchi. Yoh gets Wato up, wrenches an arm and whips. Wato reverses and GAMANGIRIS Yoh down! Wato tags Taguchi and Taguchi knocks Sho down. Wato and Taguchi coordinate, Wato whips Yoh at Taguchi in the corner, bumping him off the butt! And again!
Taguchi turns around to FLYING SEATED SENTON! Cover, TWO! Taguchi drags Yoh up to clamp on a chinlock and grind a knee into the back. Yoh endures, Sho coaches him but Taguchi turns Yoh over. Sho stomps Taguchi, Wato kicks Sho and throws him out! Taguchi gets Yoh up, bumps him off Wato’s boot, then Wato tags in. #SixOrNine double whip, double drop toehold and double basement dropkick! Fans fire up with the combo and Wato covers, TWO! Wato gets Yoh up, CLUBS him on the back, then puts him in a corner. Wato CHOPS, follows and whips Yoh to ropes to elbow him down! Cover, ONE! Yoh is tougher than that but Wato drags him away.
Taguchi tags in, #SixOrNine mugs Yoh, then Taguchi has a rather high camel clutch. Taguchi gets an arm for a half straitjacket variant but Sho gets in to kick Taguchi. Taguchi throws Sho back out and Sho gets mad. Taguchi drops down on Yoh again and again, then slingshots out then in for a senton butt-omico! Cover, TWO! Tag to Wato, Taguchi baseball slides Sho down and Wato stomps Yoh. Wato bumps Yoh off buckles, #SixOrNine double whip corner to corner, Taguchi runs in but misses! Yoh DECKS Wato, but turns around into a HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up as Wato anchors Yoh! Yoh reaches for Sho, ENZIGURIS Wato away, and scrambles, hot tag to Sho!
High Voltage rallies on the Grandmaster! Atomic drop for the Funky Weapon, and Sho runs Taguchi over! Wato’s kick is blocked and Sho ROCKS Wato to then run him over with a shoulder! Fans fire up with Sho as he stomps about. Wato rises, Sho aims, Sho KICKS Wato down! Cover, TWO, KIMURA! Sho cranks on the double wristllock but Wato scrambles around, ropebreak! Red Shoes counts, Sho lets off fast, but he drags Wato up. Sho wrenches an arm, kicks, KICKS and KICKS- NO! Wato blocks that one, to CLUB the leg and ROCK Sho with a forearm! Sho staggers but comes bck to ROCK Wato! Wato hits back, Sho hits again, we have a forearm brawl!
Sho forearms Wato, Wato forearms back! Sho forearms, Wato forearms, repeat! Fasn rally up as they go faster and faster! Sho gets the edge, ROCKS Wato then runs, but Wato elbows him! Wato runs but into Sho’s elbow. Sho fires off boxing elbows, then powers up and runs, into a CALF KICK! Both men are down and fans fire back up! Wato crawls, hot tag to Taguchi! Taguchi hip attacks Yoh down, and RPG3K end up on opposite ends! All aboard the hip train! HIP ATTACK for Yoh! HIP ATTACK for Sho! Back to Yoh! Slide and APRON HIP ATTACK for Sho! Fans fire up with Taguchi now as he aims from the apron. MISSILE HIP ATTACK! Cover, TWO!
Taguchi gets Sho’s leg, OH MAH GAH ANKLE! Sho rolls and kick Taguchi waay, things speed up, HIP- NO! Sho catches Taguchi but Taguchi fights the waistlock. Taguchi runs in place and Sho falls for it, HIP ATTACK! Taguchi “moonwalks” into the cover, TWO! Fans rally up again, “R P G!” “TA GU CHI!” Taguchi snap suplexes, uno amigo! Dos amigos! And THREE- NO, Sho fights that and tries to suplex Taguchi! Taguchi resists but fans rally up. Sho powers through to suplex Taguchi! Sho crawls for his corner, hot tag to Yoh! Yoh runs to DECK Wato, then runs at Taguchi to back elbow! And NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!
Yoh grits his teeth, determined to end this! Yoh gets Taguchi up, reels him in, suplex, but Taguchi slips out to kick and run. Yoh ATOMIC DROPS the hip attack, then full nelsons! Taguchi fights that, and fights the waistlock lift, to drop toehold Yoh to OH MAH GAH ANKLE!! Yoh scrambles around as he endures the hold, and he reaches out for ropes in all directions! Yoh hops but Taguchi reels him in! Double chicken wings, but Yoh backs Taguchi into a corner! Sho runs in as Yoh gets free, clothesline! Sho is the step stool for RPG IN MOTION! Then suplex to Canadian rack, but Taguchi slips off! Taguchi shoves Sho into Yoh, runs, but into DOUBLE KNEES!
Sho DECKS Wato, fans fire up and RPG3K gets Taguchi up! BACKSTABBER to SHOTGUN BOOT! The energy is rising and RPG3K watches Taguchi. Taguchi stands, turns around, THREE- HIP ATTACK?! Taguchi dodges Sho to ENZIGURI him down! Everyone is down and Shof lops out of the ring! Taguchi crawls to his corner, hot tag to Wato! Springboard FLYING UPPERCUT! Wato fires up and builds speed to TOR- No, Yoh moves! So Wato changes direction to FLY over the corner post!! Direct hit on Direct Drive and Wato gets Yoh in the ring! Wato stands Yoh up, reels him in, MOUSE- No, Yoh fights the driver and feeds to Sho’s LARIAT!
Taguchi HIP ATTACKS Sho! Yoh DROPKICKS Taguchi! Wato BOOTS Yoh down!! Fans are thunderous as all four men are down in the ring! Red Shoes checks them all and they’re all okay to continue. Sho and Taguchi bail out, leaving Wato and Yoh alone as they rise up. Wato throws a forearm from the mat, but so does Yoh. They stand, Wato forearms Yoh, Yoh forearms back! Wato forearms and Yoh drops to a knee! But Yoh gets up to fire off forearms and uppercuts! Wato BOOTS, Yoh rebounds to ROLLING ELBOW! Wato stays up!? But Yoh blocks his kick, only for Wato to dodge his clothesline! ROUNDHOUSE!
But Yoh kips up?! SUPERKICK to SNAP GERMAN! Bridging cover, Taguchi breaks it!! Sho gets Taguchi and throws him out, then follows! From the apron, Sho PENALTY KICKS Taguchi down! Sho shouts to Yoh and Yoh fires up! Fans are thunderous again as Yoh gets Wato up! Underhooks, lift, but Wato flips out to sobat! Front kick! DREAMCAST KICK!! Cover, TWO!?! Yoh survives and Wato can’t believe it! Red shoes that was fair and the fans are electric! Wato reels Yoh in, MOUSE TRAP DRIVER!! Cover, SHO BREAKS IT!! RPG3K refuses to lose here! Sho fires off forearms, runs, but into a tilt-o-whirl SLAM! Taguchi is here, BUM-A-YE!!
Wato and Taguchi fire up and coordinate! Wato is outside, Taguchi inside, they go at Yoh in the corner, GAMANGIRI SANDWICH! Chicken wings to DODON BUSTER!! Wato’s up top, R P P!!! Cover, SIX OR NINE WIN!!??
Winners: Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato, by pinfall
Incredible! Inconceivable! Insane, even! The three-time Super Junior Tag League winners are three losses deep in just the first three rounds! What in the world IS the reason for this? But at the same time, the eclectic duo of Funky Weapon and Grandmaster are finally on the board! With that, Wato gets on the mic. “Sho-san, Yoh-san, I can’t say with this win that I am better than you. But today, I’m happy we won.” Fans cheer both the showing of respect and the humility in victory.
Wato continues to say that they lost the first two, but from here on out, #OneOrEight- Or, no, they were that but now they’re #SixOrNine… “We will win this Super Junior Tag League.” Fans cheer and he continues. “Over the next two rounds, I want us two to link up… And win. I will be, the Grand Master.” Well, odd word choice aside (perhaps Taguchi is a bad influence?), Taguchi and Wato are no longer stagnant! Can they ride this wave of momentum and come out the ones on top?
Here are the NEW Super Junior Tag League standings:
El Phantasmo & Taiji Ishimori: 3-0, 6 points
Tiger Mask & Robbie Eagles: 3-0, 6 points
El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 2-1, 4 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato: 1-2, 2 points
Gedo & Dick Togo: 0-3, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Roppongi 3K: 0-3, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
My Thoughts:
Another great round for the Super Junior Tag League, hitting each combination perfectly (undefeated VS winless, two undefeated teams, and two winless teams). I knew that somehow, someway, the “Finger Poke of Doom,” “lie down for me, brother” stuff in Bullet Club was going to cause problems. There are a lot of subtle details to it, as well. When Yujiro Takahashi wouldn’t just lie down for Jay White, Jay White accused it being Evil’s influence. Dick Togo, Evil’s sidekick, was the one acting up to start this match. Granted, Gedo got on board with Dick, but he does have his pride, too. The whole thing was great and I’ve never seen so much back clawing happen in one match. Also, just as I wondered yesterday, ELP did use Sudden Death today, further feeding into overarching story of “What’s in the boot?!” Somedays he has it in the boot, somedays he doesn’t.
Desperado & Kanemaru VS #FlyingTigers was also great stuff, and Eagles making Kanemaru tap was the result they could give us to keep Junior Heavyweight singles division math even. Eagles couldn’t take the loss, they didn’t want someone having a shortcut to a title match. Tiger couldn’t pin someone, NJPW legends make sure younger talent looks strong. But at the same time, Tiger couldn’t be pinned, because that’d make someone look too strong. And with Eagles VS Desperado the likely plan for said singles title, Kanemaru takes the fall. But Kanemaru also got the last two decisions for his team, his momentum could take it.
And the RPG3K story is spot on right now. Their match with Taguchi and Wato was perfect main event material, probably best match of the 2021 SJTL so far because of both the level of action and the story behind it. RPG3K was fighting so strongly and so desperately because they were already down 0-2, and with this being the halfway point, it was already do or die. Of course, the same was true for #SixOrNine, they were also 0-2. But there was the pressure of being the three-peat winners and wanting to be a fourth that was heightening everything for RPG3K, that’s what really turned everything up. Now RPG3K are mathematically out of the running for the finals, and their attitudes tomorrow in round 4 will be very telling in both SJTL and as a team overall.
My Score: 9.1/10
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Will it be lights out on Los Ingobernables de Japon?
Bishamon won last round, but so did Shingo Takagi & Yota Tsuji. Now they clash in the main event of A Block’s second round! Who keeps winning in this World Tag League?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kickoff – Shoma Kato VS Daiki Nagai; Shoma wins.
- Six Man Tag: TMDK VS Bullet Club; TMDK wins.
- Six Man Tag: Taichi, Taka Michinoku & DOUKI VS The House of Torture; Taichi, Taka & Douki win.
- Tetsuya Naito & BUSHI VS Boltin Oleg & Toru Yano; Oleg & Yano win.
- Six Man Tag: Hiroshi Tanahashi, Jado & Katsuya Murashima VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
- World Tag League 2024 A Block: Alex Zayne & Ryusuke Taguchi VS Jeff Cobb & Callum Newman; Cobb & Callum win.
- World Tag League 2024 A Block: Gabe Kidd & SANADA VS KENTA & Chase Owens; Gabe & Sanada win.
- World Tag League 2024 A Block: Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Ryohei Oiwa; Shota & Honma win.
- World Tag League 2024 A Block: Bishamon VS Shingo Takagi & Yota Tsuji; Bishamon wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current A Block standings!
Zack Sabre Jr. & Ryohei Oiwa: 1-0, 2 points
Jeff Cobb & Callum Newman: 1-0, 2 points
Shingo Takagi & Yota Tsuji: 1-0, 2 points
Bishamon: 1-0, 2 points
Gabe Kidd & Sanada: 0-1, 0 points
Kenta & Chase Owens: 0-1, 0 points
Alex Zayne & Ryusuke Taguchi: 0-1, 0 points
Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma: 0-1, 0 points
World Tag League 2024 A Block: Alex Zayne & Ryusuke Taguchi VS Jeff Cobb & Callum Newman!
The Funky Sauce had a less than hot debut losing to Shingo Takagi & Yota Tsuji. And now, they’re running into the Imperial Unit & Prince of Pace, who are already setting a good pace with their win. Can Zayne & Taguchi heat things up? Or will they be conquered by The United Empire?
The teams sort out and Cobb calls out Taguchi’s hips. Zayne says oishi (tasty) but Cobb is pretty sure that’s not true. The debate on oishi or oishi janai continues, but we finally get Zayne and Callum starting. The fans rally up at the bell, and Callum circles with Zayne. They tie up, go around, and Zayne puts Callum on ropes. Zayne lets off cleanly and quickly and the two reset. They tie up, Callum puts Zayne on ropes now, and the ref counts. Callum lets off slowly, but still cleanly. The fans applaud and the two reset. Zayne and Callum tie up again, Zayne headlocks, but Callum powers up and out. Zayne runs Callum over!
The fans applaud and Zayne smirks. Things speed up, Callum hurdles but Zayne cartwheels over. The fans cheer as Zayne plays with his hair. Callum runs up but Zayne wrenches and whips him. Callum ducks ‘n’ dodges and BOOTS Zayne down! The fans cheer and Callum mocks the hair twisting. Zayne goes to a corner, the fans rally up, and Callum runs in. Zayne dodges, runs back in, but Callum puts him on the apron. Zayne slingshots back in to RANA! A rough tumble but Callum is up. Zayne waistlocks, Callum switches, but Zayne bucks the O’Conner. Zayne DUMPS Callum to the apron, avoids the shoulder tackle and KICKS!
Zayne runs side to side to ROLLING AX KICK! The fans fire up while Callum flops down. Zayne drags Callum up, tags in Taguchi, and Funky Sauce SPANKS Callum! Taguchi BLASTS Cobb for good measure before he and Zayne double whip Callum to a corner. Taguchi HIP ATTACKS, then sets up for Zayne to LEAP FROG SHOTGUN! Callum sits down, Zayne rolls back and he headscissors Taguchi to CANNONBALL Callum! Zayne then CANNONBALLS Callum himself! Taguchi covers, TWO! The fans fire up and Taguchi brings Callum into a chinlock. Callum endures the knee in his back as Taguchi pulls on him.
Taguchi puts on a headscissors and he squeezes tight! Callum endures, fights around, and kicks his way over to the ROPEBREAK! Taguchi lets go as the fans cheer, and Taguchi taunts Cobb with his cheeks. Taguchi goes back but Callum UP KICKS him! Callum skins the cat to the apron, slingshots to somersault, and then SOBATS! Both men fall and the fans rally up. Callum grits his teeth, rolls to the corner and tags in Cobb. Cobb storms up to stomp Taguchi, then he steps on Taguchi to step to Zayne. Cobb stands on Taguchi to use him as a surfboard! Cobb mocks Zayne’s hair twisting, then “apologizes” as he steps off Taguchi.
Cobb stands Taguchi up to HEADBUTT him down! Cobb drags Taguchi up, bumps him off buckles, then tags Callum in. Callum stomps Taguchi, but Taguchi kicks back. Callum stomps Taguchi’s leg! Callum clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Taguchi down. Taguchi fights around to the ROPEBREAK! Callum lets go and paces around. Taguchi rises, Callum kicks him, and Callum eggs Taguchi on. Taguchi CHOPS! Callum knees low in return! Callum whips Taguchi to a corner, runs corner to corner, but Taguchi BOOTS him! Taguchi goes up to headscissor for the DEADLY OSHIRI! Taguchi then runs up, but into an atomic drop!
Taguchi hobbles, Callum runs, but Taguchi somersaults to HIP ATTACK! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Taguchi crawls, hot tag to Zayne! Zayne runs past Callum to BLAST Cobb! Zayne fires forearms and elbows on Callum, then mule kicks! Zayne runs, but blocks a boot first! Zayne KNEES Callum to a corner, runs up and UPPERCUTS! Zayne puts Callum up top, climbs up after him, but Callum fires body shots! Callum shoves Zayne but Zayne flips back and rolls through! Zayne runs back up to JUMP RANA! The fans fire up and Zayne scoops Callum, for the BAJA BLAST! Cover, TWO! Callum stays in this but the fans rally with Zayne.
Zayne pounds the mat and the fans clap along. Cobb runs up, dodges Zayne and ROCKS him! Cobb runs in, Zayne dodges at the corner, then Zayne comes back. Cobb dodges, Zayne QUEBRADAS, but Cobb catches Zayne! Cobb wobbles and staggers, Zayne slips down to FINAL CUT! Cobb bails out, Callum runs up, but Zayne avoid the Penalty Kick! Callum avoids the Eddy Gordo kick to shove, but Zayne runs him over! Callum kips up, but Zayne avoids the enzigiri! Zayne runs, MARIPOSA, but Callum makes it a ghost pin! TWO!! Zayne stands, into a ROUNDHOUSE! Taguchi tags in and hurries after Callum!
Callum swings, Taguchi dodges but Callum elbows. Callum runs, Taguchi runs, but Callum catches him! Torture rack, GO TO HOSPITAL!! The fans fire up and Cobb tags in. Cobb RAMS Taguchi into the corner! Callum runs up to forearm SMASH, then he sets up under Cobb’s UPPERCUT! Callum BLASTS Zayne, goes to the apron, and he ENZIGIRIS Taguchi into a fireman’s carry! Callum is up top, DOUBLE STOMP and DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cobb sits Taguchi up to HIP ATTACK! And then GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT FLOPS as Taguchi moves! Taguchi comes back, KETSUYE!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Cobb survives, and Taguchi pounds the mat. Taguchi runs, but Cobb catches the hip attack! Zayne CLUBS Cobb, Taguchi HIP ATTACKS! Zayne DROPKICKS, Taguchi FLYING HIP ATTACKS! MARIPOSA! Cover, TWO!! Cobb survives, but Taguchi has OH MY GAH ANKLE!! Cobb endures, rolls, and he BOOTS Taguchi away! Taguchi KETSUYES!! Cover, TWO!! Cobb still has power to spare but Taguchi has some of his own! Taguchi powers up in the corner, “ORYA~!” KETSU- NO, Cobb rolls it to a waistlock! Callum wipes Zayne out, then he BOOTS Taguchi into the GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, but Zayne breaks it!
The fans fire up while Callum TOSSES Zayne back out. Cobb hauls Taguchi up, ripcord and TOUR OF THE ISLANDS!! Cover, Cobb & Callum win!
Winners: Jeff Cobb & Callum Newman, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Zayne & Taguchi earn 0)
Another round and another win for The United Empire, but also another loss for Funky Sauce. Will these trends continue through the rest of the league? Or can Zayne & Taguchi turn things around before the end?
World Tag League 2024 A Block: Gabe Kidd & SANADA VS KENTA & Chase Owens!
No NJPW round robin tournament would be complete without Bullet Club VS Bullet Club! The Mad Man & Cold Skull lost to Zack Sabre Jr. & Ryohei Oiwa, Fang Revived & Crown Jewel lost to Bishamon, so both teams are in a fighting mood. Which faction within the club comes out feeling Just Too Sweet?
Aw hell, Gabe & Sanada attack Kenta & Chase during their entrance! No mercy just because they’re all Bullet Club! Sanada brings Chase into the crowd while Gabe and Kenta brawl down the aisle! Gabe then brings Kenta around to another area. Chase whips but Sanada reverses and he BOWLS Chase into chairs! A strike for Sanada, but Kenta does the same to Gabe! Sanada JAMS Chase with a chair, then CLAWS his face! Gabe and Kenta brawl up into the bleachers! Gabe ROCKS Kenta, brings him to the railing at the back, and Sanada SMACKS Chase off more chairs. Gabe mockingly asks for Too Sweet but Kenta ROCKS him!
Gabe goes to another stairway and walks down but Kenta storms up behind him, Kenta CLUBS Gabe, and now Chase has Sanada way over in the back row of the opposite end! Chase can tell where Kenta and Gabe are because of the spotlights following them! Chase CLUBS Sanada, then leaves him behind to go help Kenta. Gabe CHOKES Kenta with a shirt! Gabe mockingly offers the Too Sweet, then cusses Kenta out. Gabe says, “We run this!” in reference to War Dogs over OG Bullet Club. But then Chase goes after Gabe! Sanada hurries to help Gabe and now the brawling is all in the same area! Kenta has Sanada now while Chase keeps after Gabe.
Things finally go back to the ground level and to ringside. Kenta ROCKS Sanada, but Sanada ROCKS Kenta! Gabe CHOKES Chase with a chair! Gabe storms around but Sanada does the same to Kenta on the other side. Chase CHOPS and fires forearms, but Gabe doesn’t flinch. So Chase CLAWS Gabe’s face! Sanada ROCKS Kenta, stalks him, and then Gabe SMACKS Chase with a chair! The Young Lions make sure fans are safely out of the way while Kenta CLAWS Sanada’s face. Gabe brings Chase to ringside and SMACKS him off the apron. Gabe then hurries to help Sanada as he BLINDSIDES Kenta!
Gabe and Kenta brawl now, and Gabe DECKS Kenta! Gabe & Sanada agree to go get Chase, but wait, where is he? Chase runs up from behind to CLOBBER them both! Chase CLUBS Sanada, but Gabe CLAWS Chase’s face! Gabe POSTS Chase, and finally, Sanada puts Chase in the ring. Gabe & Sanada Too Sweet, and Gabe mean mugs Tenzan on commentary. Sanada steps in, and this is finally a match! Sanada CLUBS Chase, whips him, but Chase ducks ‘n’ WRECKS Gabe with a dropkick! Chase RAMS Sanada, HOTSHOTS him, then calls to Kenta. Kenta finds his way in and Chase stomps Sanada in a corner.
Kenta storms up, he and Chase double whip Sanada to the corner. Chase runs in, forearm SMASH, and then he sits Sanada down. Kenta runs up to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Chase goes up while Sanada is in the drop zone, for a MACHO ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Chase snarls, Kenta DOUBLE STOMPS Gabe on the outside! Chase keeps on Sanada, reels him in, but Sanada fights the tuck! Chase ROCKS Sanada, whips him to a corner, but Sanada goes up and out then to the floor. Chase chases Sanada around, but Gabe sends Kenta into railing! Sanada KICKS ropes to jam Chase up! Sanada tags in Gabe and the War Dogs bring Chase up.
Gabe & Sanada double suplex, but Chase fights it! Kenta’s back and he BOOTS Gabe! Sanada DROPKICKS Kenta! Chase runs up on Sanada. Sanada wrenches him, but Chase spins through. Sanada fights the suplex to MAGIC SCREW! Gabe is back and he brings Chase up. “I’m a Mad Man-” Chase wrenches out, ducks a lariat, and then spins Gabe, FINAL CUT! Cover, TWO! Gabe stays in this while Kenta and Sanada fight on the outside. Chase locks ‘n’ loads, runs up on Gabe, but Gabe blocks the C-Trigger! Chase fires forearms to get free, but Gabe ROCKS Chase! The ref reprimands about closed fists, but Chase rebounds!
Gabe dodges Chase and hits the COMEBACKER LARIAT! And then a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, Kenta breaks it! Kenta CLUBS Gabe, but Sanada CLAWS Kenta’s face! Sanada TOSSES Kenta out and Gabe brings Chase up. Gabe then pushes Chase over, because he says this is for Kenny Omega! Gabe aims a finger gun at Chase! “Good bye, and F YOU, Kenny!!” Gabe runs up to V-TRIGGER!! Then a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, War Dogs win!!
Winners: Gabe Kidd & Sanada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Kenta & Chase earn 0)
The War Dogs struck first and never let up, and now they win to break even. Wait, as Kenta & Chase are helped away, and even as Sanada heads out, Gabe sits cross-legged while he has the mic. “Let me be very effin’ clear. You crossed the line as soon as you ran to Tokyo Sports and started calling me all this s*it. Unprofessional, all this s*it. Let me make this very effin’ clear! You said you wanted, you said the fans wanted, I said it before: I don’t give a F what anyone wants but me! And I wanna end your career! So iitengo (January 5th), Gabe Kidd, Kenny Omega, LET’S EFFIN’ GO!!”
The fans are fired up to hear WrestleDynasty now has a massive crossover match added! But will Gabe keep making this about The Best Bout Machine until it comes back to bite him? Or is that just the motivation he needs so he and Sanada can take the trophies?
World Tag League 2024 A Block: Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Ryohei Oiwa!
The Roughneck & Everyone’s Kokeshi had a rough opening round with their loss, but The Front Man & The Mullet had a mighty main event win. But the tournament might be taking a backseat when Shota wants after the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Will Shota earn a title match while heading for the trophies? Or will ZSJ prove Shota’s just not ready?
As ZSJ & “Roy” step into the ring, Shota gets in ZSJ’s face so ZSJ taunts him with the world title. The ref has them stand down, and the teams sort out. Shota and ZSJ start and they tie right up at the bell. Shota headlocks, ZSJ powers up and out, then he BOOTS Shota! Shota roars, ROCKS ZSJ and runs to RAM him! ZSJ rebounds to BOOT SHota again! ZSJ headlocks, Shota powers out, and they RAM shoulders! Shota rebounds to RUN ZSJ over, but ZSJ is up to UPPERCUT Shota! ZSJ runs, but Shota DROPKICKS ZSJ down! The fans fire up with Shota while ZSJ bails out. Shota pursues and CLUBS ZSJ down!
Shota whips ZSJ hard into railing, then storms up on ZSJ to whip him into more railing! ZSJ comes back to BOOT Shota! Shota is right up to SHOTGUN ZSJ! The fans fire up while both men are down! Honma BLASTS Oiwa for good measure but the ref reprimands him. Shota stands and brings ZSJ up. Shota puts ZSJ in, which the fans applaud, and Shota covers. ONE, but Shota stays on ZSJ. Shota CLUBS ZSJ, tags Honma, and Honma stomps ZSJ in the corner. The ref counts but Honma digs his boot in. The ref counts, Honma steps off, and Honma drags ZSJ up. Honma CLUBS ZSJ, CLUBS him again, then follows him to ropes.
Honma CHOPS ZSJ and ZSJ sputters. Honma CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! ZSJ hobbles away but Honma is on him with a whip. Honma ELBOWS ZSJ down, pats his head and runs, but he stops short of the kokeshi as ZSJ moves! ZSJ grabs an arm and wrangles Honma into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Oiwa BLASTS Shota while Honma scrambles around! The fans fire up as Honma fights and drags ZSJ with him. ZSJ shifts to have just the arm, or no, not just the arm! It’s like a one-armed Italian Stretch! Honma still fights to the ROPEBREAK! Fans applaud, and ZSJ lets go to tag Oiwa. Oiwa drags Honma up to scoop and SLAM!
Oiwa pushes Honma down to then drop an elbow! Cover, ONE! Oiwa clamps onto Honma with an armlock, but Honma fights up. Oiwa wrenches and RAMS Honma into a corner. Oiwa CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS again! Honma kicks and kicks but Oiwa CHOPS him down! Oiwa wraps Honma’s arm around ropes and pulls! The ref counts, Oiwa lets go, and Oiwa headlocks. Oiwa brings Honma over and tags ZSJ. ZSJ cravats Honma for the neck wrench, then he wrangles Honma to the mat. ZSJ bridges with the neck wrench! Honma endures so ZSJ shifts and bridges! Then shifts and bridges!
ZSJ stands to NECK TWIST! Honma writhes but ZSJ covers, TWO! The fans cheer as Honma toughs it out. Shota gets the fans to chant for “HONMA! HONMA!” ZSJ PENALTY- NO, Honma blocks the kick! ZSJ fires SLAP after SLAP but Honma holds on! ZSJ eggs Honma on, so Honma SLAPS ZSJ down! The fans fire up while both men are down! Honma crawls over, hot tag to Shota! Shota runs up to fire forearms on ZSJ! Shota whips, ZSJ reverses but Shota CLOBBERS ZSJ! Shota BLASTS Oiwa for good measure! The fans fire up with Shota as he whips ZSJ corner to corner. Shota runs up, to UPPERCUT!
Shota reels ZSJ in, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but Shota shrugs that off. Shota drags ZSJ up, but ZSJ fights the clinch to go for the arm. ZSJ elbows Shota, whips, but Shota reverses to trip ZSJ, turn him over, and STF! ZSJ fights the crossface portion, slips out and wrangles Shota into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! Shota fights up, but ZSJ pushes on the arm! Shota still fights, slips around, and arm-drags free! ZSJ avoids the dropkick to the leg to NECK TWIST! Tag to Oiwa and Oiwa drags Shota up. Oiwa headlocks, Shota powers out, but Oiwa runs Shota over!
Things keep moving, Oiwa counters Shota’s hip toss with a hip toss! Shota gets up, Oiwa DROPKICKS! Oiwa kips up and the fans fire up! Shota stands Oiwa up, scoops and POWERSLAMS, to then run and SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! Oiwa keeps on Shota but Shota fights the anaconda plex! Shota CLUBS away on Oiwa, then catches him to a clinch. Oiwa slips free, shoves, but Shota dropkicks the legs out! The fans fire up while both men are down! Shota crawls away, hot tag to Honma! Honma storms up to CHOP Oiwa! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Oiwa is in a corner, Honma whips him corner to corner, then runs up to ELBOW! And BULLDOG!
The fans fire up with Honma and he runs, KOKESHI FLOPS as Oiwa moves! Oiwa brings Honma up, but Honma fires hands! Oiwa ROCKS Honma back! Honma fires another flurry, but Oiwa ROCKS him again! Oiwa runs to ROLLING ELBOW! Honma falls and the fans fire up! Oiwa watches Honma go to a corner, and then he runs in, DROPKICK! And BIG back suplex! Cover, TWO! Honma stays in his and the fans fire up! Oiwa drags Honma up, gut wrenches, but Honma fights it! Honma wrenches out to short arm LARIAT! Oiwa stays up to short arm LARIAT in return! Honma short arm LARIATS, but then Oiwa short arm LARIATS!
Oiwa fires short arm LARIATS again and again, then finally LARIATS Honma down! Cover, but Shota breaks it! ZSJ grabs Shota and drags him out by a leg! ANKLE LOCK! Shota BOOTS ZSJ into railing! Oiwa has the SLEEPER on Honma! Honma reaches out, but Oiwa keeps him from ropes! But Honma slips around to the back, BIG back suplex! But Oiwa holds onto the SLEEPER! Oiwa drags Honma up to his feet, spins him, and THE- NO, Honma blocks the lariat! Oiwa dodges a haymaker to ROCK Honma! Honma ROCKS Oiwa! Oiwa DOUBLE CHOPS! Honma HEADBUTTS, and then JUMPING KOKESHIS!!
The fans fire up while both men are down! Honma and Oiwa crawl, hot tags to ZSJ and Shota! The fans fire up as ZSJ BOOTS! Shota fires a forearm! ZSJ nods and steps back to Shota. ZSJ UPPERCUTS, but Shota UPPERCUTS in return! ZSJ shakes that off to UPPERCUT! Shota staggers, scowls, and comes back to UPPERCUT! ZSJ wobbles but he nods, before he UPPERCUTS again! Both men steady themselves, and Shota comes back to UPPERCUT! ZSJ staggers and sways, but he stays on his feet. ZSJ leans on the ropes, then stands up tall. The fans fire up as ZSJ UPPERCUTS! Shota UPPERCUTS! The UPPERCUTS go back and forth, faster and faster!
Shota UPPERCUTS and ZSJ drops to his knees! The ref has Shota hold on, maybe ZSJ is rattled. ZSJ stands but Shota UPPERCUTS again and again! ZSJ fires up but runs into an UPPERCUT! Shota roars and the fans fire up again! ZSJ stands to SLAP Shota!! Shota wobbles but even ZSJ has to steady himself. Shota drops to his knees to stabilize, and the fans rally up again. Shota rises, so ZSJ KICKS him! And KICKS! Shota shakes his head so ZSJ KICKS! ZSJ paces but Shota nods. Shota rises and eggs ZSJ! ZSJ says fine, and he KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Shota growls, then he blocks the kick!
Shota stands to ROCK ZSJ! ZSJ roars, but Shota catches the kick, trips ZSJ, and then steps into the STF!! ZSJ reaches out but Shota drags him from ropes! S T F! Oiwa stomps away on Shota until he lets go! Honma CLUBS Oiwa then throws him out. Honma helps Shota stand and then brings ZSJ around. Honma whips ZSJ to a corner, runs up, and he LARIATS! Feed to Shota’s POP-UP KNEE! Shota then feeds ZSJ to a LARIAT! Clinch and EXPLODER! Honma gets moving, BASEMENT KOKESHI! IGNITION!! Cover, Oiwa breaks it! Honma CLUBS Oiwa and tosses him again, then tells Shota to finish it!
Shota goes to the corner and he takes aim. BLAZE- ARMBAR!! ZSJ catches the Blaze Blade, but then Shota shifts around! ZSJ still wants the arm, Shota has the stack! TWO! ARMBAR!! Honma hits the FALLING KOKESHI!! The fans are thunderous but here comes Oiwa! Honma runs at him, JUMPING KOKESHI FLOPS as Oiwa moves! Oiwa calls to ZSJ as he brings up Shota. Shota fires a forearm but Oiwa shakes his head. Oiwa eggs Shota on so Shota fires up! Shota ROLLING- NO, Oiwa ducks to SLEEPER! And THE- NO, Shota ducks The Grip and a JUMPING KOKESHI takes Oiwa down!
The fans fire up as Shota aims at ZSJ again. BLINDSIDE KNEE in the corner! And then a TORNADO DDT! Shota drags ZSJ up to elevate, but ZSJ wrenches out! ZSJ PELES the arm! Then BOOTS the lariat! ZSJ ducks the enzigiri to PENALTY KICK! Shota is right up, but ZSJ has him in a full nelson! Shota breaks it, only for ZSJ to GERMAN SUPLEX! ZSJ runs up, but into a POP-UP DEATH RIDER!! The fans are thunderous as Shota hauls ZSJ up. But ZSJ scoops first! ZACK DRIVER!! But ZSJ can’t make the cover! The fans are thunderous again while Shota and ZSJ stir! ZSJ and Shota crawl, but then Oiwa BLASTS Honma down!
Oiwa helps ZSJ up while Shota finds he has no partner! Shota turns around, into an ELBOW from Oiwa! ZSJ BOOTS Shota, then feeds him to Oiwa’s ANACONDA SUPLEX! Oiwa sets Shota up for ZSJ’S LARIAT! Cover, HONMA BREAKS IT! The fans fire up again but now Oiwa has the SLEEPER on Honma! ROUNDHOUSE and THE GRIP!! The fans fire up with TMDK as they drag Shota up. They double whip but Shota reverses! Shota kicks off ZSJ to TORNADO DDT Oiwa! Shota then runs up, but DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Shota and ZSJ stay up, so they go again. ZSJ KICKS Shota’s lariat, but Shota SWATS ZSJ’s!
Shota ROCKS ZSJ, ROLLING- SLAP from ZSJ! ZSJ scoops, Shota slips free! Shota backslides, ZSJ rolls through, then fights the underhooks! O’Conner Roll, but Shota trips ZSJ to go for an arm! Another backslide, but another roll through, BLAZE BLADE POINT BLANK!! The fans are thunderous again as Shota rises! Shota aims from a corner, and hits a BLAZE- NO, ZSJ backslides! But Shota rolls through so he can DEATH RIDER!!! Cover, SHOTA & HONMA WIN!!!
Winners: Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma, by pinfall (gains 2 points; ZSJ & Oiwa earn 0)
The Mighty Don’t Kneel, but the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion just fell to this Reiwa Musketeer! World Tag League aside, will Shota now bring that Paradigm Shift to the Tokyo Dome? Or will ZSJ make sure this is still TMDK’s WrestleKingdom?
World Tag League 2024 A Block: Bishamon VS Shingo Takagi & Yota Tsuji!
Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi made it Lights Out last round against Kenta & Chase Owens while The Rampaging Dragon & Gene Blast were tranquilo against Funky Sauce. Only one team can stay spotless, can the Fierce Warrior & Headhunter slay these twin dragons? Or will Los Ingobernables de Japon be that much closer to the trophies?
The teams sort out and after LIJ fist bumps, Yota calls out Goto. Goto accepts and the fans rally as the bell rings. Goto and Yota circle, tie up, and are in a deadlock. Goto finds a point of leverage, he puts Yota on ropes, but then lets off cleanly. The fans applaud and the two reset. They tie up but Yota kicks low. Yota headlocks, Goto powers up and out, but Yota RAMS him! Goto stays up, he runs, and he RAMS Yota! Yota rebounds to CLOBBER Goto! Yota brings Goto up, CHOPS him, but Goto CHOPS back! Yota CHOPS again! Goto backs away to ropes but Yota is on him. Yota whips but Goto grabs ropes!
Hashi tags in, Goto BOOTS Yota, then Bishamon runs Yota over! Then ZANMAI! Takagi storms in but Hashi mule kicks! Bishamon sets up, “Se no!” And they DRUM away on Takagi! The fans cheer while Hashi flexes. Hashi brings Yota up, ROCKS him, and Yota goes to a corner. Hashi CHOPS, but Yota eggs him on. Hashi CHOPS again, and again! Yota sits down and the fans rally up. Hashi looms over Yota, brings him up, and whips him corner to corner. Hashi runs up but Yota BOOTS him! Hashi comes back, blocks the boot, btu Yota brings Hashi down for the STOMP! Takagi runs to BLAST Goto, then goes out after him!
Takagi sends Goto into railing! The fans cheer, and Yota snapmares Hashi for a chinlock. Hashi endures so Yota ELBOWS him in the head! Yota then drags Hashi up, ROCKS him in the back, and Hashi falls against ropes. Yota tags Takagi and Takagi chinlocks Hashi in the ropes. Red Shoes reprimands then counts, so Takagi lets go quickly. Takagi hauls Hashi up to RAM him into the corner again and again. Takagi stomps Hashi, whips him to ropes, then KNEES him! Takagi suplexes high and hard! The fans applaud while Takagi keeps his eyes on Goto. Takagi goes to Hashi, sits him up, and rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS!
Takagi stands for the ELBOW DROP! Tag to Yota and Yota brings Hashi up. Goto protests as LIJ double whip and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! Takagi then SENTONS, and Yota SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO! Goto coaches Hashi but Yota drags Hashi up. Yota CLUBS Hashi but Hashi fires forearms! Yota hits a BODY BLOW in return! Yota whips, runs, but Hashi dropkicks the legs out! The fans fire up while both men are down! Hashi and Yota crawl, Hashi hot tags Goto! Goto CLOBBERS Yota, BLASTS Takagi, then goes back to Yota. Yota kicks and runs but Goto follows to LARIAT! Takagi runs in, but Goto kicks him!
Takagi fights the suplex, suplexes in return, but Goto slips free! Goto waistlocks but Takagi elbows him! LIJ regroups to double whip Goto to a corner. Takagi runs in but Goto dodges! LARIAT for Yota! Goto kicks Takagi, and suplexes him onto Yota! Cover on Yota, TWO! The fans rally and Goto hauls Yota up. Yota fights the fireman’s carry with elbows. Goto ROCKS Yota, Yota ROCKS Goto, repeat! The forearms go back and forth, faster and faster, but Goto gets the edge! Goto roars, runs, but Yota clinches for the BACKBREAKER! FLATLINER! STOMP! Takagi BLASTS Hashi! The fans fire up with LIJ as they regroup.
LIJ whips Goto to the corner again, and Yota ELBOWS! Takagi sends Yota back in to SPLASH! Takagi LARIATS, Yota BOOTS, Takagi BLINDSIDE LARIATS, and then a DOUBLE BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Goto stays in this but Yota brings him back up. Yota has Goto in the drop zone, for the MAROON- NO, Goto avoids the crush! Goto fireman’s carries to USHIGOROSHI! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Goto and Yota crawl, hot tags to Takagi and Hashi! The fans fire up as Hashi and Takagi RAM shoulders! Hashi dodges to RAM Takagi, Takagi RAMS back! They RAM again, and roar!
Hashi ROCKS Takagi, CHOPS him, then turns him for a NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up with Hashi and he aims from a corner. Takagi goes to a corner, Hashi runs in, but Takagi dodges! Takagi runs up, but into a BOOT! Hashi runs up, into the ELBOW! JAB! YUKON feint and DDT! Hashi is down and Takagi says “TOKI GA KITA!” The time has come, and the fans rally with “OI! OI! OI!” Takagi winds up, runs up, but blocks a boot to LARIAT! Takagi keeps moving, but Hashi gets around to waistlock! Takagi switches, Hashi RAMS Takagi to a corner! Goto runs up to LARIAT Takagi! Feed to the mule kick!
Bishamon sets up, GOTO GO TO HUNTER! The fans fire up and Goto calls for it! Hashi gets the legs, but Takgi kicks free! Takagi wrenches, dodges, SLEEPER on Goto! Yota RANAS Hashi! Then Yota runs up on Goto but Goto BOOTS him! Goto elbows Takagi, Hashi SUPERKICKIS Yota! Goto has Yota up, he and Hashi hits G Y R!! Yota flounders but Takgi sends Goto into Hashi! PUMPING- NO, Bishamon dodges the lariats and they trap Takagi at the ropes! BLINDISDE LARIAT to SNAP DRAGON! Takagi is up, DOUBLE LARIATS with Goto! Takagi SWATS a lariat, ELBOWS Hashi, JABS him, then runs! But into Goto’s LARIAT!!
The fans fire up and Bishamon regroups. They whip Takagi into the fireman’s carry! FIERCE FLASH! And now Hashi calls the end! They have Takagi up, SHO- NO, SUPERKICK to Hashi from Yota! SUPERKICK to Goto from Yota! Goto tumbles out, Hashi is in a corner, and Yota runs to SPLASH Hashi! Then Yota hoists Hashi up top, CHOPS him, and climbs! The fans fire up with Yota as he brings Hashi up, for a SUPERPLEX! Takagi SLIDING PUMPING BOMBERS! Takagi starts up another “OI! OI! OI!” and the fans are with him! LIJ drags Hashi up, they BOOSTED WHEELBARROW GERMAN!! Cover, GOTO BREAKS IT!
Yota stomps Goto and CLUBS him! LIJ drags Goto up, but Goto fires forearms on them both! Goto is a fierce warrior to be sure! But he runs into a LARIAT! And GENE TRIGGER! PUMPING BOMBER! The fans fire up as LIJ aims at Hashi! Takagi runs up to LARIAT! Snapmare and Yota aims! Takagi makes sure Hashi is lined up, but Goto anchors Yota! Takagi rushes over but Hashi shoves him into Yota! Roll-up with bridge! TWO!!! Takagi escapes, Hashi ROCKS him! The fans are thunderous as both men wobble. Takagi fires a forearm! Hashi fires back! Takagi fires another! Hashi wobbles, drops to a knee, but he comes back to fire another forearm!
Takagi and Hashi go back and forth, faster and faster! They both wobble again, but then Hashi fires a strike fest! The CHOP tops it off, but Takagi just snarls! Takagi fires boxing elbows! Hashi roars, but Takagi JABS! HEADBUTTS! SUPERKICK from Hashi! DISCUS PUJMPING from Takagi! Cover, TWO!!! The fans fire up and Takagi powers up! Takagi runs, to PUMPING BOMBER!! Takagi pump handles and torture racks, but ITADAKIGARI!! Cover, BISHAMON WINS!!!
Winners: Bishamon, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Takagi & Yota earn 0)
A sudden turnaround, but it can’t be called an upset with how Goto & Hashi have been World Tag League winners and IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions besides! But if this is how hard Takagi & Tsuji fought, yet they still fell short, how much harder must they fight to be on top of the block?
As for Bishamon, Hashi has the mic first. “Last year, Bishamon made history be becoming the first-ever IWGP Tag Team Champions to win this league. We also achieved the first-ever threepeat. This year, we’re looking to go undefeated!” The fans cheer that lofty goal, and even chant for “BI-SHA-MON! BI-SHA-MON!” Hashi says then, in Kumamoto, when they win their FOURTH STRAIGHT tournament, “We’ll show you our happiest Zanmai celebration ever.” The fans are certainly intrigued by that. Hashi says Bishamon’s four-peat will come in the blink of an eye!
With that mic drop, the mission is clear! No need to #GetBackUp when you’re still riding high, but will Goto & Hashi continue to add to their historic achievements? Or will a team come along to ruin it all?
Here are the NEW A Block standings!
Jeff Cobb & Callum Newman: 2-0, 4 points
Bishamon: 2-0, 4 points
Shingo Takagi & Yota Tsuji: 1-1, 2 points
Zack Sabre Jr. & Ryohei Oiwa: 1-1, 2 points
Gabe Kidd & Sanada: 1-1, 2 points
Shota Umino & Tomoaki Honma: 1-1, 2 points
Kenta & Chase Owens: 0-2, 0 points
Alex Zayne & Ryusuke Taguchi: 0-2, 0 points
My Thoughts:
A great event for WTL A Block, but I hope there won’t be any more delays in the On Demand upload, there’s too much to do on a Friday to wait on this. Anyway, I had a bad feeling Funky Sauce would lose again, but they had a strong showing against Callum & Cobb. Great brawl between Gabe & Sanada with Kenta & Chase. But considering Gabe is building towards that match with Kenny Omega, good win for him and Sanada, and then good promo from Gabe to call Omega out. This all probably takes Gabe & Sanada out of the running for the finals, because they can play up how Gabe is too distracted by wanting after Omega.
Great match from Shota & Honma VS ZSJ & Oiwa, but this match also proved me right from earlier. This was just a formality to make ZSJ VS Shota for the world title official. Shota gets the upset win on ZSJ and now that is Shota’s path to WrestleKingdom. But Bishamon VS LIJ was awesome stuff, and what a great win for Goto & Hashi. Goto & Hashi are definitely set up to make another run at the trophies, but I’m still not sure of their chances of winning. The threepeat was pretty surprising as it was, but a four-peat would be wild.
My Score: 9/10
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Everybody wants Mina, but Mina wants Mariah!
Before they celebrate with champagne on Full Gear, Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa team up for a tag match! Will Rampage truly become “Glampage?”
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron & Nyla Rose; Mariah & Mina win.
- Juice Robinson VS The Butcher; Juice wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order; The Conglomeration wins.
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Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron & Nyla Rose!
While the AEW Women’s World Champion and her best friend will have their Championship Champagne Celebration tomorrow night, tonight is about celebrating a victory together. But will The Glamour & The Fighting Gravure Idol get that win? Or can the wild Aussie and Native Beast put a damper on the fun?
The teams sort out and Mina starts against Nyla. The fans rally, “We Want Mina!” and Nyla says so does she! They step up and Nyla taunts Mina’s height by calling for the knuckle lock. Mina reaches up but Nyla switches hands. And then switches, switches, switches, but Mina almost makes it a dance. The fans cheer as it indeed becomes a dance off between Mina and Nyla. But then Mina kicks low! Mina runs, but Nyla catches her! Nyla pops Mina up and around, but Mina slips free. Mina dodges, and she slides to pose. The fans cheer, Nyla shows she can shimmy, and she SUPERKICKS Mina down!
Nyla scoops Mina to SLAM her! Nyla swaggers, drags Mina up, and then scoops. Harley wants in but Nyla says not now. She is holding a grown human woman! Nyla SLAMS Mina down, runs, but Harley tags in! Nyla asks what is wrong with Harley, they argue, but Harley runs up on Mina. Mina fires hands, then facelocks and SOBATS! Mina runs, but Harley drops under. Mina rolls, then bypasses, runs, and tilt-o-whirls to a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, ONE!! Harley stays in this but Mina stays on her. Mina bumps Harley off buckles, then tags in Mariah. Mariah CHOPS Harley, then puts some stank on the DOUBLE CHOP!
Mariah brings Harley around, scoops, and SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK SLAMS! Cover, TWO! Harley toughs it out but Mariah sucker punches Nyla! The fans boo but Mariah is coy as she tags in Mina. Mariah & Mina double whip Harley, then trip her up, and “Woo~!” DOUBLE SHOTGUN! Mina & Mariah both shake it up, but Nyla joins in. Nyla then drags them up by their hair, for a meeting- NO, Mariah & Mina stop from colliding. They smile, then double kick Nyla. They TOSS Nyla out at the ramp and Harley is upset with Nyla. But then Mariah & Mina run to WRECK their opponents with dropkicks!
Mariah & Mina pose cutely on the apron and blow kisses to each other. Then they fetch Harley into the ring as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Mina stalks Harley, then winds up to KICK her in the back! Harley writhes, Mina pushes her to a cover, TWO! Mina drags Harley up and brings her around to bump off buckles. Tag to Mariah, and Mariah brings Harley out for a HALF HATCH! Cover, TWO! Harley stays in this but Mariah stays on her. Mariah fireman’s carries but Harley fights free. Harley throws Mariah down by her hair! Harley waistlocks, Mariah fights the lift and wrenches out. Harley ducks a kick to pump handle and BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! Mariah stays in this but Harley stays on her. Harley drags Mariah up to whip to the corner, then she tags Nyla.
Nyla stomps away on Mariah, then stands her up to CHOP! Nyla stalks Mariah to a corner, Rampage returns to single picture, and Nyla snapmares for a NECK SNAPPER! Cover, TWO! Nyla drags Mariah around, ties up the legs, and clamps on the chinlock! Mariah endures but Nyla brings her up to whip her to ropes. Nyla scoops to SIDEWALK SLAM! Nyla keeps moving, SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! Harley shouts for the tag, Nyla tags her in. Harley RAMS into Mariah again and again, then snapmares. Mariah staggers up, Harley runs and SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO Mariah survives and Harley argues the count.
Harley taunts Mina, drags Mariah up, but Mariah swings. Harley dodges the lariat but Mariah blocks Sole Food, to HEADBUTT! Mariah and Harley both fall back! Both women crawl, the fans rally up, but Harley anchors Mariah’s legs! Mariah KICKS Harley away, hot tag to Mina! Mina rallies on Harley, whips, but Harley reverses. Mina comes back to NECKBREAKER DROP! The fans fire up with Mina and she runs corner to corner, but Harley dodges! But then Mina dodges! Mina ROCKS Harley, goes up and FLYING CHUCKS! Harley falls, Mina covers, but Nyla stomps it apart! Nyla helps Harley up and they double whip Mina.
Mina reverses to send Harley away. Mina mule kicks Nyla, ELBOWS Harley, victory rolls Nyla and has the legs! Harley staggers but runs up, only for Mina to catch her! Mina spins Harley, DDT SNAP LOCK COMBO! The fans fire up with Mina and she hot tags Mariah! Nyla hobbles up, into Mariah’s SHOTGUN! But Harley rolls Mariah! TWO!! Mariah is up and she KNEES Harley down! Harley staggers to a corner but Mariah hoists her up! Electric Chair Lift, and Mina tags in! Mina climbs, for a BULLDOG DOOMSDAY!! Cover, Mariah & Mina win!
Winners: Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa, by pinfall
The AEW Women’s World Champion and the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Champion are victorious together, just like they wanted! Will they toast this victory and all others tomorrow night? Or will someone look to ruin their Full Gear fun?
Rampage returns and…
Lexy Nair welcomes us back, while also welcoming us to the official Full Gear Zero Hour weigh-in. Please welcome first, QT Marshall! The fans boo as QT makes his return to AEW TV, and he shows off the “DOOM” logo on his track jacket. QT steps into the ring and now Lexy welcomes out Big Justice and Big Boom AJ! The fans cheer as the Costco Guys are here, giving out high-fives and fist bumps! QT is already annoyed but Lexy says before we get started, do either of them have something to say? QT steps up to say yes, he does! Enough with the “Boom,” first off! Tomorrow night, QT brings the doom!
QT told AJ 20 years ago that he didn’t have it. 20 years later, AJ still doesn’t have it! The fans boo but AJ just shrugs that off. AJ tells QT that QT’s been waiting those 20 years to get AJ in the ring. But AJ’s been waiting ever since QT tossed those double chunk chocolate cookies! The fans cheer that! But AJ says hold on, hold on. He’s got a special surprise for us. He wants someone real special to be at Full Gear to ring the bell when AJ rings QT’s bell and he Power-Booms QT through this ring. QT asks who. AJ says there’s only one guy that can be. They scratch their chins, and yes, it’ll be THE RIZZLER!!
QT is seething but the fans love it! QT gets to business by taking off the jacket and the sweatpants. QT steps on the scale, flexes, and we get the numbers on the tron: 229 pounds flat for QT! QT is all fired up, he’s bringing that heavyweight build. The fans fire up for AJ, “Bring the Boom! Bring the Boom!” Wait, what? 550?! AJ’s big but not THAT big. QT says this must be why he’s Big Boom AJ. Maybe he should laugh off the double chunk chocolate cookies. Big Justice steps up! And he says we all know QT rigged the scale! Right? Right? But see, that won’t matter when his dad brings that BOOM on Saturday night! Is QT ready?
QT steps up but AJ gets in QT’s way. QT takes a swing! AJ ROCKS QT first! AJ makes sure Big Justice is okay, but then QT hits the DIAMOND CUTTER! The fans boo but QT says that’s gonna be the DOOM! Will QT not care who or what Big Boom AJ brings to Full Gear? Or will he slammed on the mat for The Rizzler?
AEW takes a closer look at the AEW World Tag Team Championship Fatal 4 Way.
Malakai Black says, “Eight men, four destinies intertwined.” Anthony Bowens recaps: The Acclaimed, Kings of the Black Throne, Outrunners, and Private Party, fighting for the titles. Marq Quen says he and Zay worked SO damn hard for these titles. But The Outrunners are hard as a rock! Malakai says The House has a “trigger full of promises to deliver.” Bowens says they have everyone’s number, but The Outrunners feel they have nothing to lose! Malakai & Brody say come one, come all, for all shall perish! Zay promises he & Quen will do whatever it takes to leave Full Gear still your AEW World Tag Team Champions, and that’s a flex.
Juice Robinson VS The Butcher!
While everyone else, such as the Bang Bang Gang’s fearless leader, Jay White, gears up for Full Gear, Rock Hard Robinson is just looking to get a win. Butcher almost shoves him off the apron, will Butcher cause this Collision Cowboy to go off the rails? Or will it be Guns Up for the Reading, Pennsylvania Gold Members?
The bell rings and Juice ties up with Butcher. They’re in a deadlock and quickly go to the mat. They also quickly get back up, and Juice powers Butcher to a corner. The ref counts, they go along ropes, in a corner, then along more ropes. Butcher has Juice on the ropes but he lets off with a scuffing forearm. Juice has wild eyes to go with his wild hair, and he shoots in to headlock. Butcher powers up and out, they RAM shoulders, and Butcher doesn’t budge. Butcher eggs Juice on, but Juice grins. Juice stomps Butcher’s foot! Juice headlocks but Butcher fires body shots. Butcher powers up and out but Juice RAMS him!
Butcher rebounds to CLOBBER Juice! Things keep moving, Juice drops then hurdles, then he goes to hip toss. Butcher blocks to body shot and LARIAT! The fans fire up while Butcher stalks Juice to a corner. Butcher stands Juice up to CHOP! The fans “WOO~” and then Butcher climbs up. Butcher says count along, but then Juice sips out before he even starts! Juice trips Butcher up, then climbs, and now fans get to count! Juice rains down fists all the way to nine, then winds up, to BITE Butcher for ten! But then Butcher DUMPS Juice to the floor! Butcher storms out after Juice to RAILING BACK SUPLEX!
Juice writhes more but Butcher drags him back up. Butcher throws Juice into the apron while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Butcher LARIATS Juice against the apron, pushes him into the ring, then stalks him to another corner. Butcher runs up to LARIAT! Juice staggers and Butcher scoops him for a BACKBREAKER! Juice writhes, Butcher runs, and he drops a leg, brother! Cover, TWO! Juice stays in this but Butcher drags him up. Butcher ROCKS Juice in the back! Butcher then stands Juice up, shoves him to ropes, and ROCKS him again! Juice drops to his knees but Butcher drags him around into a chinlock. Juice endures, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Butcher lets go to stomp away on Juice! Butcher then clamps onto Juice with a dragon sleeper!
Juice endures as Butcher bends him. Juice fights up, powers up, and ROCKS Butcher! And ROCKS him! And hits a JAWBREAKER! Juice whips, Butcher reverses and ELBOWS him down! Butcher stalks Juice to ropes, stands on Juice’s face, but the ref counts. Butcher steps away, then drags Juice up. Butcher ROCKS Juice, but Juice shakes his head. Butcher ROCKS Juice in the back again, and Juice drops to his knees as Rampage goes to break.
Rampage returns as Butcher runs up, only for Juice to BOOT him! Juice then dodges Butcher, atomic drops and roars! Juice HEADBUTTS Butcher to the corner, but Butcher snarls! Butcher runs up, into a LEG LARIAT! Juice grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Juice pumps up, takes aim, and he JABS! JABS! JABS! Juice roars, and Butcher falls for the left hand feint! DDT! Juice adds a SENTON, then covers, TWO! Butcher is tough but Juice grins. The fans rally up and Juice watches Butcher go to a corner. Juice runs up to LARIAT! Juice calls his shot, goes corner to corner, and back again, but Butcher throws him back! LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up but Butcher is furious! Butcher drags Juice up, reels him in, and hits a BIG back suplex, only for Juice to land out! Roll up, with a bridge! TWO, and Juice hurries away. Butcher rises, runs up, but Juice drop toeholds him into buckles! Juice gets moving, CANNONBALL! The fans fire up with Juice and Juice pumps up. Butcher rises, into the JAB! JAB! JAB! LEFT HAND O’- NO, Butcher slips around, half nelson, BACKBREAKER! And then JACKHAMMER! Cover, TWO!! Juice survives and Butcher is furious! Butcher drags Juice up, calls his shot, and suplexes, but Juice fights that off!
Juice slips free to LEFT HAND O’ GOD! Juice powers up, another LEFT HAND O’ GOD!! The fans fire up again as Juice brings Butcher up. JUICE IS LOOSE!! Cover, Juice wins!
Winner: Juice Robinson, by pinfall
And that’s one for Bullet Club Gold! Will Jay White look to do just as much damage to Hangman Page? Or will the Blackhat Cowboy still be number one with a bullet?
PROGRAMMING NOTE for next week!
There will be no Friday Night Rampage next week, because it will be a BACK-TO-BACK Rampage & Collision Saturday night! Make sure your DVR is ready for three hours of AEW action!
Backstage interview with Thunder Rosa.
Lexy is with La Mera Mera and brings up how next week will be an ALL LUCHA Rampage. That must be exciting. Rosa is beyond excitement! It is about time they get some lucha libre to spice up Rampage. Atlantis Jr, Hechicero, and the return of Mystico! C’mon, now! Well what about Rosa? Yes, what about Rosa? Rosa hasn’t had a true lucha match in awhile, but why not? An open challenge for any luchadora or female wrestler that wants after La Mera Mera! In steps Harley Cameron, wearing a Hologram mask, and putting on a robot voice. “Greetings. I am famed luchadora, Harley-gram, the female counterpart to Hologram.”
Rosa is trying not to laugh as “Harley-gram” officially accepts the open challenge. Rosa tells Harley-gram that she looks familiar. Like a certain someone she beat two weeks ago. Does not compute with Harley-gram. Okay, fine. Compute this: Next week, Rosa will yank her cord and shut her down! OH SHUT UP! What? Uh… Danger! Danger, Will Robinson! Danger! “Harley-gram” runs off and Rosa asks if this is really happening. Rosa sighs, but will she just have to reboot Harley back to factory settings?
Ricochet speaks.
“I have had my eyes on the International title since I debuted in AEW. And Takeshita has cost me my chance at becoming International Champion on more than one occasion. I was the last person to pin the International Champion, and I plan on doing it one more time, at Full Gear. At Full Gear, Takeshita finds out what the world already knows: That Ricochet is not from here. Ricochet is outta this world!” The King of Flight is determined to dethrone The Alpha. Will Ricochet become The One & Only International Champion?
BREAKING NEWS for the Full Gear Zero Hour!
Anna Jay lost last week in her last chance championship match, but she also rejected the offer of The Vendetta. Now Deonna Purrazzo is looking to teach Anna why that was a mistake. Will The Virtuosa make sure Anna’s never The Star of the Show? Or will she learn why Anna’s still The Queenslayer? Then, we see Dante Martin, The Beast Mortos, Komander and Buddy Matthews compete in what will surely be a fast and furious Fatal 4 Way! Who wins some big momentum, and possibly a spot in the Continental Classic?
Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order!
While Tomohiro Ishii is aiming for the ROH World Championship next Wednesday on Thanksgiving Eve, he, Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero don’t mind building up momentum in the Trios Division. Will the Stone Pitbull, Sussex County Chicken & Azucar be rolling towards titles? Or can Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds & John Silver remind everyone that The Dark Order is good enough?
The trios sort out and Mark starts against Silver. The two shake hands, and the fans cheer on “Johnny Hungy!” Silver and Mark tie up, go around, and Silver headlocks. Mark powers up and out, but Silver runs him over! Silver flexes, runs, but Mark drops down to then arm-drag! Silver arm-drags back! Mark sweeps to cover, ONE! Silver sweeps to cover, ONE! Both men stand and the fans fire up. Silver and Mark reset, tie up, and Mark headlocks. Silver powers up and out, hurdles, but then Mark hits the crane stance! Silver stays back, and then shows off his Dark Order Karate! The fans fire up and the two circle again.
Mark shows off more of his Redneck Kung-Fu, but then Uno CLOBBERS him! Even Silver’s disappointed but Uno backs off. Silver brings Mark up, Uno tags in, and then he tags Reynolds. Uno CLAWS Mark’s back. then Dark Order DOUBLE LARIAT SANDWICHES! Uno hits a JAWBREAKER, Reynolds adds a BACKBREAKER, and then Uno hits the DDT! Reynolds covers, TWO! Reynolds drags Mark back, tags Uno, and they stomp Mark down. Uno puts Mark in a corner, whips him corner to corner, but Mark goes up to FLYING FOREARM! Mark powers Uno to the Conglomeration corner then tags in Ishii.
Ishii CHOPS Uno, and CHPOS, and CHOSP! Uno feels those even through his business shirt! Tag to Rocky but Uno hits low. Uno whips, Rocky reverses and UPPERCUTS! Rocky winds up as Uno goes to a corner, and he runs in to LARIAT! That’s one-ever! Then two-ever! Then three-ever! Rocky gives some Latino Heat, but Reynolds runs up! Rocky gives Reynolds four-ever! More Latino Heat and the fans fire up! Uno runs up, to catch Rocky for SOMETHING EVIL! Rocky flops out of the ring and Uno flexes, but Rampage goes picture in picture.
The ring count starts but Reynolds throws Rocky in. Reynolds drops an elbow, then stands on Rocky’s face. Reynolds scuffs Rocky with his sole, then bumps Rocky off buckles. Uno traps Rocky while Silver tags in. The Dark Order mugs Rocky, then Silver scoops and SLASMS! “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” Silver drags Rocky up, ROCKS him with forearms, then puts him in a corner. Silver ROCKS Rocky again, then puts him in the Dark Order corner for a LARIAT! Silver tags Uno then flexes on The Conglomeration. Uno taunts Ishii, then brings Rocky up. Rocky fires forearms! Rocky backs Uno down, then runs, but into a BOOT!
Uno hauls Rocky up to hit a BACKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Uno is upset that he only got one, but the fans rally for Rocky. Uno stomps Rocky’s hand! Rocky goes to a corner and Uno CHOPS him down! Uno does Scott Hall fingers to taunt Rocky, then he bumps Rocky off Silver’s boots! Reynolds tags in, pushes Rocky down, and then he stands on Rocky before an IMPLODER SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Rocky flounders but Reynolds stalks him. Reynolds taunts Rocky, then brings him up. Rocky fires forearms! And forearms! And then he powers Reynolds back! Reynolds digs his heels in to keep Rocky from his corner!
Reynolds knees Rocky, whips him, but Rocky sunset flips! TWO! Reynolds CLOBBERS Rocky! Cover, TWO! Reynolds is frustrated but he tags in Uno. Uno rolls up his sleeves while soaking up the heat from Reading. Uno clamps onto Rocky with a chinlock and he grinds Rocky down. Rocky endures and fights around while the fans rally up. Rocky fires body shots as Rampage returns to single picture, but Uno clamps on tighter! Rocky is fading! Uno sits Rocky down, then BLASTS Ishii! The ref keeps Mark from getting at Uno, and Uno stomps Rocky. Uno again taunts Mark, then runs up, but into a BOOT!
Rocky fires off hands on Reynolds & Silver! Rocky rolls past Uno to hot tag Mark! The fans fire up as Mark dodges Uno to then fire hands on him and Reynolds! Mark CHOPS and ROCKS and repeat! Mark fires a flurry and ROCKS Uno! Reynolds swings into a wrench, KICK, and then a CHOP for Silver before the ROLLING ELBOW on Reynolds! Uno runs up but Mark just keeps throwing shots! Forearms and CHOPS on Uno and Silver! Silver waistlocks but Mark BOOTS Uno away! Mark breaks free to PELE Silver! Uno runs up, into an EXPLODER! The fans fire up and Mark covers, TWO! Mark stays fired up and the fans are with him!
Mark fires hands on Uno, then fireman’s carries. Uno fights free and throws Mark into ropes! Reynolds BOOTS Mark, Uno reels Mark in! Silver SUPERKICKS before the PILEDRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Mark survives and The Dark Order can’t believe it! Uno tags Silver, Silver tags Reynolds, and they haul Mark up. PENDULUM- NO, Mark fights free to BOOT Silver! Mark dodges Uno & Reynolds, hot tag to Ishii! Ishii CLOBBERS Reynolds and RAMS Uno, but Uno stays up! Uno dodges Ishii’s haymaker to waistlock, but Ishii ducks as Reynolds runs up! Reynolds ROCKS Uno by accident! Ishii CLOBBERS Uno! And GERMAN SUPLEXES Reynolds!
The fans fire up with Ishii as he brings Reynolds up. Ishii suplexes, but Silver makes the save! Silver KICKS Ishii, but Ishii CHOPS Silver! KICK! CHOP! Repeat! The fans fire up and Ishii CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Ishii runs, breaks through the kick, but not the SUPERKICK! Silver GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Ishii’s right back up! LARIAT for Silver! Reynolds BOOTS Ishii down! Mark LARIATS Reynolds up and out! Rocky hurries to fetch a chair for Mark! Mark sets that up and the fans cheer him on! Mark builds speed , but Reynolds trips him up! Rocky FLYING RANAS Reynolds! Uno BOOTS Rocky!
Uno helps Reynolds up, but Mark FLIES! The fans fire up with Mark and he high-fives the front row. Mark goes back for Reynolds, puts him in, and Ishii SLIDING LARIATS! Ishii roars and he hauls Reynolds up! Suplex for the BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!
Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall
A great battle from these factions, but it is Strong Style that wins out! Will this happen again when Ishii goes 1v1 with The Learning Tree? Or will Chris Jericho make sure the Age of Nueve lasts forever and ever?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here for the go-home to Full Gear, but it was definitely just a go-home. They’re even ending with the November Rain music video from last Saturday as I type this. Good promo from Ricochet to hype up his match with Takeshita, but that’s still a toss-up to me. A part of me does want Ricochet to have the International Champion so Takeshita can enter the Continental Classic and go after Okada like he was supposed to do just a month ago. It really depends on what the Don Callis Family story is going to be with Ospreay and Fletcher, as The Don Callis Family isn’t losing everything at Full Gear.
Great opening tag of Mariah & Mina VS Nyla & Harley, though I really thought that was going to be the main event. But at the same time, of course Mariah & Mina won. No tease for anything at Full Gear so maybe they’ll wait to surprise us with Toni Storm or something tomorrow. Harley becoming “Harley-gram” just to get a rematch with Rosa was hilarious stuff, as does that “All Lucha Rampage” episode they’re hyping up. But oh look, next week is back-to-back Rampage and Collision on a Saturday just to try and undercut Survivor Series. It won’t matter, I’m still watching WarGames and leaving AEW for after, but it’s nice of them to do everything on one night.
Very good filler match of Juice VS Butcher, that was a strong return to singles action for Juice. Very nice Zero Hour matches but I kinda wish they’d given us a segment on TV to set up Deonna VS Anna rather than just announcing it. Maybe there was something social media had but I’m still not someone who follows all the socials. And that Fatal 4 Way is awesome, can’t wait to see who comes out of that a winner. Good promo overall from Big Boom AJ and QT Marshall, but I’m not sure it needed to be a weigh-in. A press conference style segment would’ve been fine, or even a contract signing, but I guess they just wanted to set up QT’s “lay off the cookies” joke. QT stands tall with his cutter taking down AJ, so you can bet AJ dooms QT in the Zero Hour.
Also great Six Man Tag main event, though I don’t think I’ve ever seen a main event without entrances. Great win for Conglomeration, though, but yeah, Ishii sure ain’t winning the ROH World Championship.
My Score: 8.8/10
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