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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 31 Results & Report! (10/1/21)
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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 31 Results & Report! (10/1/21)

Round 4, B Block!

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NJPW G1 Climax 31

Will round four be back luck for the Rainmaker?

Kazuchika Okada goes from one Chaos member to another as he faces Hirooki Goto! Will the Fierce Warrior bring down the Rainmaker?

NOTE: NJPW no longer wants to feed AXS TV now that it is with Anthem and Impact Wrestling. But never fear, I will cover NJPW in the spirit of AXS in providing the most important matches of the show.

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Jeff Cobb VS Tama Tonga w/ Jado; Cobb wins.
  • EVIL w/ Dick Togo VS Chase Owens; Evil wins.
  • YOSHI-HASHI VS Taichi w/ Miho Abe; Hashi wins.
  • Kazuchika Okada VS Hirooki Goto; Okada wins.
  • Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA; Tanahashi wins.

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Here are the current B Block standings!

Kazuchika Okada: 3-0, 6 points
Jeff Cobb: 3-0, 6 points
Hiroshi Tanahashi: 2-1, 4 points
SANADA: 2-1, 4 points
EVIL: 2-1, 4 points
Taichi: 2-1, 4 points
Tama Tonga: 1-2, 2 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 0-3, 0 points
Hirooki Goto: 0-3, 0 points
Chase Owens: 0-3, 0 points

 

Jeff Cobb VS Tama Tonga w/ Jado!

The United Empire suffered loss as the Great-O-Khan fell to Zack Sabre Jr! Can the Hawaiian Hulk stay strong and conquer the Good Bad Guy? Or will he be stunned by the Guerrilla of Destiny?

The bell rings and fans rally up as Tama paces but Cobb stays still. They approach, tie up, and Cobb shoves Tama away. Tama shrugs that off and takes off the vest already. Tama’s ready to get serious as he circles and ties up with Cobb. Tama pushes Cobb back a step but Cobb shoves him away. They go again, Tama gets around to fire off body shots and forearms, but Cobb blocks the whip. Cobb swings, Tama dodges but Cobb scoops! Tama slips out to fire off more hands! Tama whips, Cobb reverses but Tama leaps, into Cobb’s arms! Cobb pops Tama up to a suplex but Tama slips out. Cobb elbows free of the waistlock, runs, but Tama follows and gets around to ELBOW!

Cobb ends up in a corner, Tama claps with the fans and he runs in corner to corner for a SPLASH but Cobb catches him! OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Tama goes flying, then he flops out of the ring. Cobb asks Jado if he liked that one, but Jado coaches Tama. Cobb goes out, kicks Tama down then drags him up to CLUB him. Cobb makes sure Jado keeps his distance, then goes back to Tama. Cobb headbutts Tama in the back, then follows him around the way to CLUB him down. The ref wants things back in the ring so Cobb slides in. The ring count starts but Tama stands at 8 of 20. Tama gets in at 11 and Cobb is right on him! Cobb stands on Tama and uses him as a surfboard!

Cobb mocks the Low Sweet as he steps off, then drags Tama up at the ropes. Cobb suplexes, holds Tama up with one arm, then TOSSES Tama away! Fans cheer the showing of strength as Cobb covers, TWO! Cobb is annoyed but he still mocks the Too Sweet. Fans rally up, Cobb knees Tama in the back and then does it again! Then basement EuroUpper to the back! Cover, ONE!! Tama is defiant but Cobb puts on a rear bearhug. Cobb squeezes and thrashes Tama but he endures. Cobb leans his weight on Tama, lets go then stomps Tama down. Tama sits up to throw body shots but Cobb CLUBS him down! And again! And again!

Cobb drags Tama up, fans rally, and Cobb RAMS Tama into a corner! And then goes corner to corner to RAM him again! Then back the other way! Then back again! Fans cheer and Cobb CHOP LARIATS! Then CHOP LARIATS again! And again! Tama sits down and the ref checks on him. Tama refuses to stop so Cobb kicks him around. Fans rally back up, Tama throws more body shots and an uppercut! Cobb headbutts but Tama just fires up, until Cobb ROCKS him and reels him in for a LARIAT! Cobb takes a moment to catch his breath before he drags Tama back up. Cobb again RAMS Tama into a corner, then goes corner to corner, but Tama sunset flips!

Cobb slips through, into Tama’s dropkick! Tama ducks the clothesline then jumps up, but Cobb catches him again! But Tama makes it a SATELLITE DDT! Fans fire up as both men are down! Tama staggers up, Cobb stands, Tama throws hands. Tama fires off body shots and forearms but Cobb shoves him away. Cobb swings but Tama gets under to fires off body shots and a forearm! NECKBREAKER! Cobb is down and Tama fires up with the fans! Tama watches Cobb go to a corner and then runs in, but his splash is caught again! Tama fights free this time but Cobb blocks the whip to reverse it. Cobb runs in but his back elbow misses! Tama returns to SPLASH!

Tama keeps going, fireman’s carry to ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO! Cobb is still in this but fans rally up as Tama stands him up. Tama reels Cobb in, hooks the arms, but Cobb back drops free! Cobb kicks Tama, EuroUppers, then dropkicks! Tama ends up in a corner, fans rally and Cobb runs in to back elbow! RUNNING BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO! GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Tama survives and fans fire up but Cobb keeps his cool. Cobb talks trash to Jado and to Tama, then slaps Tama around. Tama sits up, Cobb slaps him around more but Tama eggs him on. Cobb SLAPS Tama down, but Tama comes back with body shots.

Tama headbutts low but Cobb says Tama ain’t sh*t and neither is his family! Tama fires off uppercut after uppercut, then GUN- NO! Cobb shoves, scoops, but no Tour! TONGAN TWIST! Fans fire up with Tama and he goes to the corner! Tama climbs up to FLYING SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Tama is shocked but the fans fire up as Cobb survives. Tama waits on Cobb to get up, aiming from a corner. Tama slithers around and stalks Cobb as he rises. GUN- NO!! Cobb stands Tama up, Tama elbows but Cobb SUPERKICKS! Tama PELES, then GUN- GERMAN SUPLEX!? Cobb drags Tama back up, reels him in, TOUR OF THE ISLAND!! Cover, Cobb wins!

Winner: Jeff Cobb, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Tama earns 0)

Cobbzilla conquers another opponent! He’s undefeated in the block, but will he continue all the way to the finals for the glory of the United Empire?

 

EVIL w/ Dick Togo VS Chase Owens!

We’ve seen Bullet Club VS Bullet Club already in the G1 and in B Block, but now the King of Darkness must decide: will he be merciful to the Crown Jewel? Or will Chase learn Everything IS Evil?

Being they’re all Bullet Club, Chase joins in on the Low Sweet. Chase also wants Dick to let this one be fair and Dick promises. The bell rings, fans rally up and Evil tells Chase to lie down so he can win. Chase wags his finger and refuses. Chase wants this to be a match but Evil pie faces him. So Chase SLAPS back! Evil kicks and CLUBS Chase around the ring then CHOPS him in the corner. And CHOPS, and CHOPS, and rakes Chase’s face! The ref backs Evil off but Chase kicks back! Chase grinds Evil’s face against the ropes! The ref reprimands but Chase headlocks punches Evil down. Chase bumps Evil off buckles and stomps a mudhole, then hits a ROLLING SOBAT!

Fans cheer as Chase shows off his agility and stands Evil up. Chase snapmares and basement dropkicks! Cover, TWO! Chase paces around, kicks Evil, then drags him up. Chase throws big haymakers, runs, but Evil distracts the ref so Dick can trip Chase up! So much for playing fair. Evil drags Chase up, throws him out, then goes out after him. Evil RAMS Chase into the timekeeper’s area! Abe-san goes down again! Young Lions hurry to help Abe-san while Evil stands on Chase’s head. Evil then loosens the red corner buckle for change of pace, then fetches chairs anyway. Chase gets in the ring, Evil follows and rakes Chase’s eyes. The ref reprimands and Evil stops at 4.

Evil brings Chase around, throws him back out and Dick is there to DECK Chase while Evil distracts the ref! Dick digs his heels into Chase, puts him in the ring, and Evil covers. TWO, and Chase gets away to a neutral corner. Chase kicks and CHOPS back, but Evil doesn’t flinch. Chase CHOPS, Evil rakes eyes! Evil whips Chase into the red corner, and the buckle pad is gone! Chase hits bare buckles and Evil kicks him out of the ring. Dick DECKS Chase again behind the ref’s back! Dick puts Chase in, Evil drags Chase up and scoop SLAMS him! Cover, TWO! Another try, TWO! Another try, TWO!! Chase is still in this and the fans rally up.

Chase sits up but Evil CHOPS him! And CHOPS him! Chase throws forearms in return but Evil rakes his eyes again! The ref reprimands, Evil scoops but Chase slips out. Evil bucks the O’Conner Roll but Chase comes back with a CALF KICK! Both men are down, fans rally up, and Chase makes his way to the blue corner. Chase runs at Evil and rallies with forearms! Chase slides under, kicks and ENZIGURIS! Evil ends up in a corner and Chase runs in, but Evil puts him on the apron. Chase punches Evil away and climbs up top, but Evil gets under! Evil kicks and whips but Chase SPRINGBOARD TRUST FALLS! Fans fire up as Chase kips up!

Chase aims from a corner, runs corner to corner and forearm smashes! Then short arm LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Chase drags Evil up, fireman’s carries but Evil fights free. Evil flops out of the ring, Chase goes out and throws forearms and CHOPS! Chase bumps Evil off the apron but he has to back Dick down. Dick quite literally swears to God he wasn’t going to do anything, but then Evil CLUBS Chase on the back. Evil whips but Chase reverses, only for Evil to reverse back and send Chase into railing! Chase falls to his knees and clutches his back while Evil catches his breath. Evil stands on Chase’s face but the ring count starts. Evil puts Chase in a SHARPSHOOTER!

Chase endures but it doesn’t matter if he taps out there! Evil lets go at 13 of 20 and gets in the ring. Chase crawls and stirs, gets up and in at 18! But Dick drags him back out before the ref can see! Chase pushes past to get in at 19.9! But Evil clotheslines Chase into bare buckles! Fireman’s carry to DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO!! Evil is annoyed but fans rally up as Chase crawls away. Evil slashes his throat, drags Chase up and spins, EVERY- NO! Chase elbows the STO away, waistlocks but Evil elbows back. Evil whips Chase to the bare corner, but Chase stops himself! Evil runs in, Chase moves aside but Evil stops himself short! Chase ENZIGURIS Evil into the buckles!

Evil staggers, Chase runs in to NECKBREAKER! Fans rally up and Chase stands back up. Evil is in the corner, Chase runs in but Evil boots him. Evil runs but Chase hits back with a strike fest! Chase runs but Evil goes from the corner, only for Chase to ENZIGURI! Chase wrenches and hammerlocks, JEWEL HEIST!! Cover, TWO!! Evil survives and Chase is furious, but he focuses and gets Evil up. Chase reels him in, tucks the arms, but Evil wrenches out. Evil blocks a kick, gives it to the ref and then mule kicks Chase down! Both men are down again but fans rally back up, “Let’s Go, Chase! Let Go, Chase!” Evil and Chase go to opposite corners and Evil sees the Texas Heavyweight belt!

The ref tells Evil to put the belt down, but Dick uses his SPOILER CHOKER! But Chase powers out of it! Dick runs away, Evil kicks and whips! Chase ducks and WRECKS Dick! Chase BOOTS Evil, slingshot SPEARS! Cover, TWO!! Chase fires up, but Evil blocks the knee! Fireman’s carry but Evil slips out. Evil dodges the knee, reels Chase in but Chase shoves out of the STO! JEWEL TRIGGER! Chase fires up, finger guns and drags Evil up. Fans rally as Chase gets Evil’s arms tucked. Dick distracts on the apron and Evil LOW BLOWS!! Evil reels Chase in, EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Cover, Evil wins!!

Winner: EVIL, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Chase earns 0)

The King of Darkness showed no mercy to the Chase or his crown jewels, and makes sure he stands tall as the House of Torture’s patriarch. Yet, he wants to Low Sweet with Chase? Chase does it reluctantly, does Bullet Club still have problems?

 

YOSHI-HASHI VS Taichi w/ Miho Abe!

The Head Hunter could not #GetBackUp against the Rainmaker, but Tomohiro Ishii proved a NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Champion can win in the G1! However, the Holy Emperor’s wrath has been stirred up by the scummy House of Torture! Will Taichi torture Hashi in order to satiate his anger?

Taichi shows off the dancing pecs then puts aside his entrance attire. Taichi then taunts Hashi with the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championship that he and Zack Sabre Jr. kept at the MetLife Dome. Hashi choke grips Taichi but Taichi breaks free and DECKS him! The bell rings and Taichi grins as he looms over Hashi. Taichi gives toying kicks as fans rally, and Taichi throws Hashi out of the ring. Taichi goes out after Hashi and whips him into railing! The ref reprimands but Taichi still uses camera cable to choke Hashi! The ref counts, Taichi only lets go with one hand. The ref counts more and Taichi lets off to drag Hashi up.

Taichi brings Hashi around to whip into more railing! Taichi then grabs Hashi’s Six Man Tag belt, pushes the ref aside and drops the belt in front of Hashi. Taichi stands on Hashi’s head then rubs his face into the belt. The ref reprimands, Taichi lets off and drags the Six Man belt. But Hashi grabs the other end! Hsahi gets up and fires off on Taichi! The ref reprimands as Hashi forearms away on Taichi against railing, then Hashi CHOPS and kicks Taichi down! Hashi drags Taichi up, RAMS him into railing, then dares him to mess around now. Hashi then CHOKES Taichi! The ref counts, Hashi doesn’t let off so the ref warns him.

Hashi gets Taichi up to RAM him into more railing! Hashi stalks Taichi around the way, stomps him down, then drags him up to whip him into more railing! Hashi CHOPS, Taichi falls and now Hashi stands on Taichi’s head! The ref reprimands, Hashi stomps Taichi down then drags him up. Hashi CHOPS Taichi, reels him in and aims for the ramp! Fans fire up but Taichi resists the bomb! Taichi RAMS Hashi into the apron, but Hashi CHOPS again! Hashi whips but Taichi reverses to choke Hashi! Taichi then hammerlocks the bad arm and POSTS Hashi! Fans rally up while both Taichi and Hashi are down.

Taichi gets up as the ring count climbs. It’s 10 of 20 as Taichi drags Hashi up and he POSTS Hashi again! The count is 15, Taichi drags Hashi into the ring at 17. Taichi stands on Hashi’s head but lets off. Hashi sits up and CHOPS Taichi! Taichi kicks Hashi down! Hashi kicks from the mat but Taichi stomps him down. Taichi drags Hashi around, stands on one arm then stomps the shoulder! And again! Taishi stands on the bad shoulder and pulls on Hashi’s other arm, but he lets off as Hashi refuses to give up. Taichi stomps and kicks Hashi around, then hauls him up to reel him in for a cobra twist! Hashi endures the stretch, even as Taichi pushes his head down!

Taichi thrashes Hashi around, pulls hair, but the ref reprimands. Hashi eggs Taichi on so Taichi clamps on a crossface in the twist! Taichi thrashes Hashi around but fans rally up as Hashi endures! Hashi reaches for ropes so Taichi shoves him down. Taichi kicks Hashi around, stands him up, but Hashi throws forearms back. Taichi kicks the bad arm! Hashi falls back, Taichi fixes his hair, but fans rally back up. Hashi stands up in the corner, Taichi runs in but Hashi dropkicks the legs out! Taichi drags himself up with the ropes as fans rally again. Hashi goes to the opposite end, gets up and runs corner to corner, to CHOP!

Hashi whips and CHOPS Taichi again, but Taichi blocks the lariat! Taichi whips but Hashi RANAS! Fans fire up with Hashi as he stands and aims from the corner. Taichi slowly rises in the corner, Hashi runs in and clotheslines! And NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Hashi stands Taichi back up. Hashi reels Taichi in, but Taichi fights the suplex. Hashi CLUBS Taichi, tries again but Taichi wrenches out. Hashi ROCKS Taichi with a forearm, whips but Taichi reverses to DANGEROUS HOOK KICK! Fans fire up as both men are down again. Hashi gets to a corner, Taichi gets up and runs in to clothesline! Taichi throws Hashi down to KICK him in the back!

Taichi gives toying kicks but Hashi stands up. Taichi talks smack but Hashi throws forearms! Taichi KICKS a leg, Hashi throws a forearm. Taichi kicks, Hashi forearms, KICK, forearm, repeat! Taichi wobbles, Hashi throws forearm after forearm! Taichi KICKS the bad arm! Taichi runs but Hashi blocks the boot to club the leg and CHOP! Hashi spins into a BOOT, but he CHOPS again! GAMANGIRI sends Hashi down! Both men are down again and fans fire up! Taichi and Hashi slowly rise, and OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi kicks but Hashi gets under to waistlock! Taich fights the lift to PELE the arm! Taichi gets Hashi for SEITEIJYUJIRYOU!!

Hashi endures the stretch plum as Taichi twists his head and pulls on his bad arm! Fans rally as Hashi fights up and reaches for ropes! Taichi twists him again and Hashi is fading! Hashi gets a second wind, and powers his way to the ROPEBREAK! Taichi lets go and fans cheer as Hashi survives. Taichi drags Hashi up, hammerlocks and CLUBS him in the back! Taichi then reels Hashi in but Hashi fights the saido with elbows! Hashi spinning mule kicks and both men are down again! Taichi gets up first, brings Hashi up by his hair and KICKS! Hashi blocks it, but Taichi turns things around to KICK Hashi in the head! Taichi paces around Hashi as he catches his breath.

Taichi stands Hashi up, runs and AX BOMBERS, but Hashi stays up!? Hashi LARIATS but Taichi stays up! Fans fire up as they go DOUBLE LARIAT! DOUBLE LARIAT, but the Ax Bomber wins out! Fans fire up more as Taichi runs, AX- NO! Hashi gets around to DRAGON SUPLEX! But Taichi roars to his feet, into Hashi’s LARIAT! Hashi hurries to KUMAGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Taichi survives the Bear Killer but Hashi hurries to get Taichi up. Half nelson and pump handle but Taichi spins through to Alabama lift! But Hashi handsprings out of Black Mephisto to get the BUTTERFLY LOCK! Hashi grinds Taichi down but Taichi endures as fans rally up!

Taichi scoots around, Hashi cranks the hold, but Taichi still reaches with a leg. Hashi shifts to a SLEEPER! Hashi leans all his weight on Taichi but Taichi fights up to his feet! Hashi squeezes tight and Taichi fades! Taichi gets a second wind to DANGEROUS SAIDO!! Both men are down and the fans fire up again. Taichi crawls to get a hand on a cover, TWO!! Hashi is still in this but he and Taichi are still down. Fans continue to rally and Taichi crawls to a corner. Hashi goes to the opposite, runs corner to corner, but Taichi BOOTS him! Taichi runs out but into a CHOP! Hashi runs in but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI in the corner! Hashi falls and Miho coaches Taichi.

Taichi powers up in the corner and takes aim at Hashi, but Hashi SUPERKICKS first!! But then Taichi hits TENSHO JUJIHOU after all! Taichi gets Hashi’s legs for the Alabama, pulls Hashi up, DESTROYER?!? Hashi hits a Destroyer outta nowhere!! Cover, TWO?!!? Taichi survives and Hashi is furious! He drags Taichi up as fans reach a thunderous level! Half nelson and pump handle, but Taichi fights out of Karma! ROUNDHOUSE to the bad arm, but Hashi LARIATS on the return!! Hashi gets Taichi up again, half nelson and pump handle, KARMA!!! Cover, HASHI WINS?!?

Winner: Yoshi-Hashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Taichi earns 0)

Don’t adjust your screens, that’s exactly what happened! The Head Hunter finally gets points on the board and finally gets one over on Taichi! Is this a sign that there is hope for Chaos’ NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Champions after all? And what of Taichi’s chances as the G1 rolls on?

 

Kazuchika Okada VS Hirooki Goto!

It’s consecutive Chaos VS Chaos matches! The Rainmaker hit the Head Hunter hard, will he hit the Fierce Warrior even harder? Or will Goto join Ishii and Hashi and #TurnItAllAround in the fourth round?

The bell rings and Okada stares down with Goto. They circle as fans rally, and the two tie up. Okada waistlocks, Goto wrenches free but Okada wrenches back. Okada hammerlocks, headlocks, but Goto slips out to waistlock. Okada sits, switches, but Goto wrenches back. They end up on the ropes and Goto lets off. Okada takes his time, fakes the chop and pats Goto on the shoulders. Fans cheer and Goto brushes that off, knowing Okada as well as anyone. They tie up, go around, and Okada puts Goto on ropes but Goto turns things around. Goto CHOPS Okada and Okada goes to a corner while he’s stinging.

The two reset and feel things out for a knuckle lock. Goto wrenches to a wristlock but Okada rolls and trips Goto. Okada gets a toehold, Goto blocks with a short arm scissor. Okada endures, rolls and waistlocks. Goto slips out and fans cheer the stand off. The two circle and tie up again. Goto headlocks, grinds Okada down but Okada powers out, only for Goto to run him over. Things speed up, Goto counters hip toss with a hip toss! Okada gets up and Goto clotheslines him up and out of the ring! Goto then goes out after Okada, drags him up and puts him in the ring. Fans cheer the sportsmanship and Goto sits Okada up for a neck wrench.

Okada endures, Goto leans on the twist, then Goto shifts to a chinlock with a knee in Okada’s back. Okada endures even as Goto jams his elbow into Okada’s forehead! Goto then kicks and stomps Okada around. Okada sits up in a huff but Goto stands him up. Okada throws a forearm, then another. Goto knees low, runs but into a FLAPJACK! Fans cheer and Okada stalks up to Goto. Okada drags Goto up, throws him out and Goto hits railing. Okada RAMS Goto into the railing right at commentary! Okada puts Goto through the gap to pull him against the railing! Red Shoes reprimands and counts, Okada lets go at 4.

Okada paces, goes back to refresh the ring count, then gets Goto up for a DDT! Okada gets back in the ring and leaves Goto writhing on the outside. Red Shoes checks Goto, he’s okay to continue, so a ring count begins. Okada waits as Goto slowly sits up. The fans rally and the count hits 10 of 20. Goto gets up at 13, crawls and hobbies and is in at 18! Okada keeps cool as he walks over and stands Goto up. Okada snapmares, runs and basement dropkicks Goto! Cover, but Red Shoes doesn’t accept the cocky one-foot press. Okada sits Goto up for a straitjacket stretch! Goto endurse as Okada digs his knee in and pulls back harder! Goto scoots around, ROPEBREAK!

Okada lets go, fans rally up and Okada drags Goto back up. Goto CHOPS, Okada throws a forearm! And another! And another! Goto grits his teeth and fires forearms! Goto runs but Okada boots him! Goto roars and comes back but Okada ducks. Okada boots but Goto deflects it to ROLLING ELBOW! Both men are down and fans fire up! Okada gets to a corner, Goto runs in to clothesline! Goto whips corner to corner, runs in, MURAMASA! And BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Okada sits up in a daze. Goto stands him up, Okada throws body shots! Okada runs but Goto runs him over! Okada bails out, Goto goes out the other side and heads around the way.

Goto stalks Okada but Okada knees back! Okada whips Goto into railing, then boots, only for Goto to block and LARIAT! Both men are down on the outside and fans fire up! The ring count starts and Goto gets Okada in the ring at 9 of 20. Goto then fires up and goes up the corner! DIVING ELBOW! Cover, TWO!! Okada survives but he sputters for air. Goto drags Okada up but Okada blocks the fireman’s carry. Goto ROCKS Okada a forearm, runs in but Okada pops him up to an Alabama! REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Both men are down again but fans fire back up. Fans rally and Okada sits up first. Okada drags Goto up and gut wrenches, but Goto blocks!

The two fight for gut wrench control but Okada CLUBS Goto then runs. Goto runs but Okada ducks the lariat to dropkick! MONEY CLIP! Goto endures, pulls hair but Okada cranks the hold harder! Goto reaches out and fans rally, ROPEBREAK! Okada lets go fast and catches his own breath. Okada gets Goto up, scoops and SLAMS him, then goes to the corner. Goto stands, Okada leaps but Goto gets under. Okada comes back but Goto dodges the shotgun dropkick! Goto runs in to BLINDSIDE LARIAT in the corner! Goto puts Okada up top, CLUBS away on his back then drags Okada into a DRAPING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally and Goto hauls Okada up. Okada fights the fireman’s carry and uppercuts! Okada runs, Goto follows, Okada dodges but Goto comes back to LARIAT! Goto fires up and focuses his power as Okada sits up. BUZZSAW! Goto then fireman’s carries for USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO!! Goto drags Okada up in a dragon sleeper but Okada fights with haymakers. Goto grabs that arm, turns Okada around but Okada uses that to short arm LARIAT! Both men are down and fans are thunderous! Okada slowly sits up, drags Goto around by his arm, but Goto ducks the lariat! Only to run into a dropkick! Okada gut wrenches for the SPINNING TOMBSTONE!!

Okada fires up, gets Goto up and ripcords, but Goto ducks to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, into a ROLLING CLUTCH! TWO!!! Okada makes sure that was two and Red Shoes says yes! But he turns around into a fireman’s carry! Okada slips out, spins, but Goto catches him to URA GTR!! The reverse Goto Revolution has Okada dazed but Goto keeps going! Dragon sleeper, but Okada slips out! Okada boot feints to Alabama lift! Goto sunset flips, but Okada sits down on the cover! OKADA WINS!

Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Goto earns 0)

The Rainmaker stays spotless and the Fierce Warrior is still stuck! But in the end, there is still respect as Okada helps Goto up. Will Okada continue his run back at the top? Will Goto continue to bring up the rear for Chaos?

 

Hiroshi Tanahashi VS SANADA!

The Ace and the Cold Skull are both 2-1 with 4 points, but only one man moves up into the next level of the block! Will the IWGP US Championship owe another title match to another top star? Or will Tanahashi avoid a Skull End with love and energy?

The elaborate jackets are put aside and fans admire Tanahashi’s muscles. The bell rings and fans rally up with “Let’s Go, Ace!” and perhaps “SA-NA-DA!” the two circle. They approach, tie up and are in a deadlock. Tanahashi gets around to a waistlock, Sanada wrenches and wristlocks back, but Tanahashi drops to get a leg takedown! Tanahashi ties up the legs, then shifts to a headlock. Sanada endures the grind, fights up but Tanahashi grinds harder. Tanahashi hits a takeover, Sanada headscissors back and holds tight. Fans rally, Tanahashi turns and powers out to get the headlock back. Sanada headscissors again, Tanahashi slips free and the fans cheer the stand off.

Fans rally with “Let’s Go, Ace!” “SA-NA-DA!” as Tanahashi and Sanada circle again. They tie up, Tanahashi wrenches and hammerlocks to a headlock and he grinds Sanada down again. Sanada endures again, fights up again and throws body shots. Sanada powers up but Tanahashi holds on tighter! Tanahashi grinds Sanada down once again but Sanada fights back up. Sanada pries at the hold and turns it around onto Tanahashi! But Tanahashi throws fast body shots and powers up, only for Sanada to hold tight! Fans cheer the role reversal as Sanada grinds Tanahashi to the mat. Tanahashi fights up, pries the hold open, but Sanada fights off the reversal.

Tanahashi arm-drags but Sanada arm-drags, and the two are rolling with arm-drags to the ropes! Red Shoes calls for the ropebreak and the two get up. Tanahashi puts Sanada back on the ropes but lets off clean, until he throws a body shot! Tanahashi apologizes, throws another body shot, then whips. Sanada reverses and runs in but Tanahashi elbows from the corner. Tanahashi goes up to CROSSBODY! Direct hit and Tanahashi air guitars! Fans rally and Tanahashi gets the legs. Tanahashi wants to steal the Paradise Lock!? Sanada stops that just as Tanahashi had it, and then trips Tanahashi to put him in Paradise!

Fans cheer and Sanada encourage them to get louder as he stands on Tanahashi and air guitars! Maybe bass? Sanada goes to the corner and runs back in to dropkick Tanahashi out of Paradise! Cover, TWO! Sanada drags Tanahashi up to CLUB him on the neck. Sanada CLUBS Tanahashi more, then snapmares for a headscissor necklock! Tanahashi endures the squeeze and fans rally as Sanada pushes up for leverage. Fans rally as Tanahashi turns Sanada over, only for Sanada to turn him back. Sanada keeps on the pressure, Tanahashi turns it back over but Sanada pushes back. They roll and roll and Tanahashi gets the ropebreak! Sanada lets go and stomps Tanahashi down.

Fans rally as Tanahashi sits up but Sanada punches him down. Sanada brings Tanahashi up to throw haymakers but Tanahashi grits his teeth. Tanahashi eggs Sanada on but Sanada DECKS him! Tanahashi gets up in frustration but Sanada punches again. Tanahashi throws forearms, Sanada EuroUppers, but Tanahashi fires off more forearms! Sanada ROCKS Tanahashi with a EuroUpper, then eggs Tanahashi on. Tanahashi fires off fast hands then fires up as he whips Sanada to ropes. Sanada reverses but Tanahashi hits a FLYING FOREARM! Fans fire up and Tanahashi stands Sanada up to scoop and SLAM into a drop zone.

Tanahashi goes to the corner and hops up to the second rope for a SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO!  Tanahashi throws hands on Sanada in the corner, then whips him corner to corner. Sanada reverses but Tanahashi comes back to dropkick the legs out! Fans fire up and Tanahashi runs but Sanada dropkicks Tanahashi’s legs out! Tanahashi clutches his knee but hobbles up, blocks a kick and DRAGON SCREWS! Sanada gets a leg and DRAGON SCREWS in return! Sanada and Tanahashi both hobble, both kick, and they both block! They agree to let go at the same time, but Sanada holds on to DRAGON SCREW! But Sanada and Tanahashi are both down as the fans rally up.

Sanada kips up and he runs at Tanahashi to rally with forearms and arm-drags! Sanada waistlocks for a back suplex BACKBREAKER! Tanahashi bails out but Sanada aims to PLANCHA! Sanada encourages the fans to get louder and they do. Sanada likes the volume and drags Tanahashi up and into the ring. Fans cheer, Sanada gets in but Tanahashi gets his leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Then a dropkick to the leg! Then another DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Sanada falls over and clutches his leg as fans rally up. Tanahashi stands, ties up the legs but Sanada resists the turn. Sanada gets the ropebreak and Tanahashi lets off. But then he hits a GROUND DRAGON SCREW!

Sanada writhes, Tanahashi runs, but Sanada RANA, only for Tanahashi to block and turn it into a TEXAS CLOVER HOLD! Tanahashi loses grip for a second but he gets the legs back again. Sanada endures and fans rally up as he powers his way towards ropes! But Tanahashi sits deeper on the hold! Sanada endures, grits his teeth and powers up for one last gasp to the ropebreak! Tanahashi lets Sanada go but stomps him to the apron. Sanada falls to the floor, fans rally and Tanahashi aims to PLANCHA! Direct hit and both men are down on the outside! Fans rally up and Tanahashi slowly rises. Tanahashi gets Sanada up as the ring count climbs and puts him in at 8 of 20.

Fans rally up as Tanahashi aims but Sanada dropkicks him down at the apron! Sanada stands Tanahashi back up, suplexes him to the ropes, for a MAGIC- NO! Tanahashi hops down to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Then drags Sanada up for another TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Then Sanada gets Tanahashi onto the ropes for MAGIC SCREW! Fans fire up again and Sanada grits his teeth. Sanada stands up, drags Tanahashi up to a fireman’s carry, but Tanahashi fights, so Sanada throws him into the dragon sleeper! SKULL END but Tanahashi rolls through to a dragon sleeper of his own! Sanada stands up, powers out and kicks low! Sanada whips corner to corner but Tanahashi reverses.

Sanada goes up and out and springboards in to missile dropkick! Sanada vows to end this! Fireman’s carry and T K O! Cover, TWO! Sanada goes up the corner to ROUNDING BODY PRESS but Tanahashi moves! Sanada lands on his feet, runs back in and tilt-o-whirls into the dragon sleeper! Tanahashi endures, but now it’s a SKULL SWING! SKULL- TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tanahashi and Sanada are down again but the fans fire up! Tanahashi stands and fires himself up before he runs. SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Tanahashi hurries to the corner and up top! Sanada stands for the HIGH FLY ATTACK! Tanahashi goes back up top and HIGH FLY FLOWS onto knees!

Sanada saves himself but it was double edged with all the damage to his leg! Sanada hurries up to the top rope to ROUNDING BODY PRESS onto knees! Tanahashi returns the favor! Fans are thunderous now as they rally up. Tanahashi stands, Sanada follows, and Tanahashi throws a forearm! Sanada gives it back, but Tanahashi hits again. Sanada forearms back, Tanahashi fires up and forearms again! Fans rally as they keep going, and Tanahashi ROCKS Sanada! Tanahashi eggs Sanada on and Sanada comes back to forearm again and again and again! Sanada hits a ROLLING ELBOW but Tanahashi stays on his feet! Tanahshi fires up but Sanada spins again, SHOTEI!

Tanahashi runs but Sanada follows to O’Conner Bridge! TWO!! Sanada checks and Red Shoes says it was two. Tanahashi O’Conner Rolls Sanada to a DRAGON SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Tanahashi hurries up top and HIGH FLY FLOW!! Cover, Tanahashi wins!

Winner: Hiroshi Tanahashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Sanada earns 0)

This was not the Skull End of The Ace! Is this the end of Sanada going to the finals? Or can he rebound back in the fifth?

As for the IWGP US Champion, he gets the mic to speak. “Guys, you were able to come out here and stay out until 9 PM. There’s still concern in the air, but little by little, we’re finding our way back to a normal life.” Fans definitely cheer that sentiment. “The key is to take due care of yourselves every day, and make sure that you have fun where you can. So with that said, take care and thank you!” But of course, Tanahashi wants it and the fans cheer for it! Tanahashi goes back to the mic and thanks the fans again. Of all the rounds of applause, that one fits him the best. He’ll leave us with this declaration: “I will win the G1 in a flash!” And finally, “HAMAMATSU~! AISHITEMAAAASU!” No encore but plenty of love and energy, will the Ace trump the rest of the B Block?

 

Here are the NEW B Block standings!

Kazuchika Okada: 4-0, 8 points
Jeff Cobb: 4-0, 8 points
Hiroshi Tanahashi: 3-1, 6 points
EVIL: 3-1, 6 points
SANADA: 2-2, 4 points
Taichi: 2-2, 4 points
YOSHI-HASHI: 1-3, 2 points
Tama Tonga: 1-3, 2 points
Hirooki Goto: 0-4, 0 points
Chase Owens: 0-4, 0 points


My Thoughts:

A great event for NJPW and another great round for the G1. All the winners we got make sense, especially in the case of Cobb and Okada. They’re top of the block, destined for a great showdown to bring things back from Wrestle Grand Slam MetLife. That will be a big indicator of B Block for sure. Evil shows no mercy to those outside of The House of Torture, so of course he treats Chase Owens like anyone else. I’m a little surprised Chase even gave a reluctant Too Sweet, but maybe it won’t be until Jay White returns to NJPW that things get sorted out in a Bullet Club Civil War.

Hashi finally getting on the board was a great surprise, he has been allowed quite the rise up in power rankings lately and that’s pretty cool for him. Taichi dropping down also makes sense, same as Great-O-Khan on the A Block side. We weren’t going to get Tekker VS Tekker or Empire VS Empire, so something had to give. And Tanahashi wins to only owe Okada an IWGP US Championship match after this, but I would’ve liked if we got any sign that Sanada was finally moving back up in singles division rankings. Tanahashi and Evil are right outside the top, their showdown is going to be pretty big, too.

My Score: 9.1/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (5/30/25)

The greatEST SmackDown!

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Could this be the biggEST and strongEST SmackDown of the year?

SmackDown in Knoxville sees the returns of Bianca Belair, Cody Rhodes and John Cena, along with some final Money in the Bank qualifiers!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Jade Cargill VS Naomi VS Nia Jax; Naomi wins and advances to Money in the Bank.
  • R-Truth VS JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa; Mateo wins.
  • Rey Fenix & Je’Von Evans VS Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar; Los Garza win.
  • Zelina Vega VS Alba Fyre w/ The Green Administration; Zelina wins.
  • Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Carmelo Hayes VS Andrade VS Jacob Fatu; Andrade wins and advances to Money in the Bank.

PLAY BY PLAY

Bianca Belair is here!

Knoxville fires up for their strongEST, fastEST, quickEST, toughEST, roughEST, and greatEST hometown hero as she struts out to the ring. Bianca high-fives and hugs fans along the ramp, as well as mom and dad at ringside. Bianca then grabs a mic to say, “Man, it feels good to be in Knoxville!” The fans cheer and chant for “EST! EST!” Bianca says she loves them so much. And she couldn’t come out here without singing Rocky Top! Y’all ready? The fans cheer, and the music plays! Bianca conducts the fans as they sing for the University of Tennessee. In fact, the Lady Vols softball team is playing in the Super Regionals right now!

Bianca smiles and says this city is so special to her. Not just because it is her hometown, but because it is her safe space. She has her love and support from mom ‘n’ dad, and has all the fans who show up and show out for her. With everything Bianca’s been going through, losing at Mania, getting injured, losing tag titles and friends along the way, she just wanted to come back home to her safe space. The fans cheer, and Bianca says she came home to heal. While she’s not 100%, she is doing everything she can to get back to the ring and continue to show us why she is the EST of Tennessee and of WWE! The fans cheer that!

Bianca says with all that said, Knoxville, welcome to Friday Night SmackDown! But wait, she’s interrupted by Naomi! The fans boo but Naomi says, “Oh my gosh~! Finally! B, I am so glad you finally here on SmackDown!” Bianca says now is not the time, Naomi. Naomi asks Bianca to please hear her out. It has been way too long. Not a day has gone by when Naomi doesn’t think about what happened to them. What is there to talk about? What could Naomi say? What could she want from Bianca? The fans chant “YOU SUCK!” at Naomi, and Naomi says she just wants forgiveness. She is begging for it!

Naomi knows things go toff the rails, but she is here because she wants to fix it, she is trying to fix it, but she alone can’t fix it. Months have gone by, and Naomi has tried to communicate, to say the past can be the past and that they can move forward. Bianca has not responded back to Naomi once. Naomi even visited Bianca’s parent’s house! But no one would answer! WHAT?! Mom ‘n’ Dad don’t know about that, but Naomi says no one was home, so she let herself in! Naomi looked through the photo albums, the one right on the front coffee table. And in those photos, Bianca looked so happy. It reminded Naomi of how they were as tag team champions.

Bianca stops Naomi there. Naomi, Bianca will make this perfectly clear. They were best friends, but Naomi betrayed Bianca’s trust. Naomi took their friend, Jade, and threw her onto a car, then lied about it for months! Bianca said she was done with Naomi, she meant that, and if Naomi ever comes near her family again, what Naomi did to Jade will be nothing compared to what Bianca does to Naomi. The fans fire up for that! Naomi gets emotional, but then she gets mad. “Y’know, Bianca, it wouldn’t be good for you and your mama to be in a wheelchair.” The fans boo as Naomi laughs maniacally. Naomi says she’d hate if something happened to Bianca here and now!

Naomi storms up on Bianca, but then JADE makes her way out here! Naomi is even angrier now, but this Storm starts throwing hands! The fans fire up as Jade BOOTS Naomi down! Bianca and Jade look to each other, neither really saying or doing anything. Naomi runs up but Jade TOSSES her out! Jade and Bianca look to each other again, but then here comes NIA! The Irresistible Force won’t be left out of this, especially when this is the Women’s Triple Threat Qualifier for the night! This match now opens the night, who earns SmackDown’s final golden ticket to the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match?

Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Jade Cargill VS Naomi VS Nia Jax!

SmackDown returns, this match is already going, and Naomi POSTS Nia! Naomi stalks Jade, rains down forearms, and the fans boo. Naomi stomps to BITE Jade’s hand! Jade still fights back, so Naomi has the arms to STOMP Jade down! Naomi flexes, the fans boo, and Naomi puts Jade in a corer. Naomi runs to DROPKICK Jade in the corner! Naomi SLAPS Jade, drags her into the drop zone, then goes up, up, and twerks! HIP DROP! Naomi covers, ROPEBREAK! Naomi is annoyed but she sits Jade up to stomp a mudhole in. But Nia runs up! Naomi dodges, the HIP ATTACK hits Jade! Naomi goes to the apron to ROUNDHOUES Nia!

Naomi reels Nia in for a HEATSEEKER! Nia flops to the floor, the fans rally for Jade, but Naomi kicks her around. Naomi goes up the corner, leaps, but Jade catches her! Jade FALL AWAY SLAMS Naomi, then kips up! Knoxville fires up with Jade and she runs up to LARIAT! And ELBOW! And SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, Nia breaks it! The fans boo but Nai huffs ‘n’ puffs and drags Naomi up. Nia whips Naomi, pops her up and HEADBUTTS her down! Then she SAMOAN DROPS Naomi! Nia soaks up heat, then lines the two up. Naomi grabs at Nia’s leg but Nia CLUBS her down! Nia stomps Jade for good measure, then drops a leg, brother!

Nia TOSSES Jade out, then goes up the corner. Nia SUPER LEG DROPS on Naomi!! Cover, TWO!!! Naomi survives and Nia is shocked! The fans rally while Nia stalks Naomi. Naomi clings to ropes as Nia pulls at her arm. Nia CLUBS Naomi, whips her to ropes, then SAMOAN DROP- NO, Naomi makes it a CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Ghost pin, TWO!! Nia survives the sudden turnaround, Naomi sees Jade crawling in, and Naomi goes after her as SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Naomi KICKS Nia while she’s down, then kicks her more. Naomi puts Nia in a corner, CHOKES her on the ropes, then clamps on with a SLEEPER! Nia THROWS Naomi away, then TOSSES her out. Nia soaks up heat, but Jade runs in and rolls Nia up! TWO! Nia stands, and she HEADBUTTS Jade down! Nia looms over Jade, drags her up, but Jade fires forearms! Jade backs Nia down, then runs, and she CLOBBERS Nia outta the ring! Jade fires up and has the fans with her. Jade drags Naomi up from the apron but Naomi fires hands. Nia is back to HIP ATTACK Jade against the POST! Nia soaks up more heat, then taunts Naomi.

Naomi stands on the apron, argues with Nia, but they apparently agree to mug Jade for both their benefit. They put Jade in the corner, Naomi digs her boot in, and then Nia sends Naomi in for a SPALSH! Nia adds a SPLASH of her own! Naomi snapmares Jade, runs, and SLIDING LARIATS! Jade sputters and Nia taunts her. Nia and Naomi soak up the heat together, but Jade fights back! Nia HEADBUTTS Jade down! Nia drags Jade up, and Naomi KICKS Jade low! They soak up more heat, talk trash on Jade, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Nia scoops and SIDEWALK SLAMS! Naomi runs to SPLIT LEG DROP! Cover, but Nia drags Naomi away!

Nia and Naomi argue again, and then Naomi rolls Nia up! ONE, and Nia grabs Naomi to shove her to a corner! Nia SPLASHES, then pushes Naomi down. Nia runs to SENTON! Nia grins while Naomi sputters and the fans rally up. Jade rises to fire forearms on Nia! Then she ELBOWS Naomi in a corner! She ELBOWS Nia, but then Nia follows Jade! Jade dodges so Nia SPLASHES Naomi! Jade then SUPERKICKS! Nia wobbles, Jade SUPERKICKS again! And SPINEBUSTERS! But Naomi METEORAS! Cover, TWO! Jade survives and the fans rally up. Naomi goes up, SPLIT- LEG MOONSAULT on Nia! But Jade has Naomi in the chicken wings!

Jade brings Naomi around, JADED!! Cover, Nia CLOBBERS them both! The fans rally while all three women are down! Nia climbs a corner, Jade is after her with forearms! Naomi joins in, drags Jade back, but now they trade shots! Nia DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! Cover on Jade, TWO! Cover on Naomi, TWO! Nia grows frustrated but the fans rally up again. Nia drag Naomi up, fireman’s carries, and she climbs the corner! The fans already anticipate what’s coming, SUPER SAMOAN DROP!! Cover, JADE FROG SPLASHES IN!! Cover, TWO!!! The fans fire up while all three women are down again! “This is Awesome!”

Jade rises, she clamps onto Nia, but Nia HEADBUTTs her! And HEADBUTTS Naomi! Jade BOOTS Nia down! Cover, TWO! Jade runs up on Naomi but Naomi BOOTS her! Naoim goes up top but Jade is right on her! They fight for control, but then Nia joins in! TOWER OF DOOM!! Nia double stacks her opponents, for a A-NIA-LATOR!! Naomi avoids it, Jade takes it all! Naomi ghost pins Nia, AND WINS!!

Winner: Naomi, by pinfall (advances to Money in the Bank)

Nia did a lot of the damage, but it is Naomi who wins out! Will everyone in the Women’s MITB Ladder Match now have to #ProceedWithCaution?

 

Solo Sikoa’s crew arrives.

Solo says they will win Money in the Bank together! Jacob Fatu, Solo Sikoa, whichever one wins MITB wins it fof the family! But then they hear R-Truth talking to… Lil’ Jimmy? Solo says Truth’s childhood hero beats him, and now he’s talking to ghosts. Truth taps Solo on the shoulder and asks if there’s something Solo wants to say. Solo says Truth is crazy touching him. JC Mateo steps up but Solo has him stand down. Truth says he wants to be honest. He’s never seen JC a day before in his life. Is this Solo’s son? He’s husky! Truth asks if he can teach Solo’s husky son a lesson in the ring. Solo says that sounds good to him.

Truth says he’ll go talk to Nick Aldis. “Boy, y’all big boneded!” Truth heads off, and Solo says don’t worry, they’ll take care of him. Let’s have fun. Fatu says keep it 100. They can have their fun, he’s got his own business to take care of. Yadada mean? The Imperial Unit against Truth, Samoan Werewolf in a qualifier, will everything go the family’s way?

 

Chelsea Green confronts Nick Aldis.

The Hot Mess hides behind a cardboard cutout of herself as she tells the SmackDown General Manager, “What happened on Saturday night was a deliberate-” Piper Niven has to direct Chelsea to point at Aldis, and Aldis says he can’t quite understand her from behind the cardboard mask. Piper holds the mask between Chelsea and camera, though we do get a glimpse of her fancy headgear. Chelsea repeats herself, but Aldis says she needs to be looking at him when they talk. Chelsea hides her face in shame, but she says it is still a deliberate hitjob put on by vicious Zelina Vega! Even her Secret Her-vice could not stop it!

Chelsea demands that Zelina be suspended, stripped of her title, and that Chelsea be reinstated as the champion! Chelsea, no need to be so ugly about this. Gasp! Aldis says what he means is, no suspensions, and we can talk a rematch down the road once Chelsea is medically cleared. Then he is doing nothing for what Zelina did to Chelsea?! Alba says if he won’t, then they will! Yeah, Zelina VS Alba! Tonight! Alba is a bit surprised, but Aldis says, “Chelsea knows best. Alba VS Zelina, I actually like the sound of that. I will make that official right now, if you do one thing for me. Please leave me alone.”

The Green Administration hurries away, but will Alba make sure Chelsea brand justice is served? Or will La Muneca just keep racking up the wins?

 

Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.

Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Champion, and says that MITB is around the corner. Tiff successfully cashed in her own contract to become champion, but how is she handling the pressure of knowing the same thing could happen to her? Tiff says she can’t wait to see who wins MITB. Then she can handle the pressure by being prepared. Having this title makes her the top threat to the division, but let’s be fair. She’s always been the girl everyone has been obsessed with. So whoever wins, targeting her will be a big mistake. But then in steps Naomi.

Naomi says if Tiff thought Nia was a problem, then she ain’t seen nothing yet. Naomi vows to win MITB and cash in for Tiff’s title, wherever and whenever she wants. And in case Lil’ Miss Tiffy forgot, when Naomi was fighting for a championship, Tiff stayed in Naomi’s way. Wanna know what happens when people play with Naomi? Just ask Jade. Naomi heads out, and Alexa Bliss steps in. Alexa says she wouldn’t be so worried about Naomi. Be worried about Alexa. Alexa heads out now, Tiff clutches to the title a little bit tighter, who will be trying to run the clock out on Tiffy Time?

 

R-Truth VS JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa!

To Solo’s point, #RonCena could not make John Cena see the light at Saturday Night’s Main Event, and Truth might be relapsing if he’s talking to Lil’ Jimmy again. But will Truth relapse so far that we get the R-Truth that was once United States Champion? Or will a Tour of the Islands send Truth off the deep end?

SmackDown returns and JC makes his entrance, Solo backing him up. The bell rings and Truth runs up, only for JC to RAM him into a corner! JC RAMS Truth again and again, then lets off. JC whips corner to corner hard and Truth falls in a heap! JC whips corner to corner again just as hard, and Truth falls in a heap again. Solo talks trash but the fans rally behind Truth. JC runs up but Truth dodges! Truth SHOULDER TACKLES! JC stays up, so Truth runs and SHOULDER TACKLES! “What’s Up?” Truth runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and SHOULDER TACKLES! Then he hits the SPIN OUT- CROSSBODY! JC then gets up to GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT!

JC smirks as he looms over Truth, and Solo says to finish this off now. JC runs to SENTON but Truth moves! Truth calls for it! “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Truth fireman’s carries JC, but JC is too much! Truth falls over again! Solo laughs, JC whips, TOUR OF THE ISLANDS!! Cover, JC wins!

Winner: JC Mateo, by pinfall

Truth tried to be like John Cena of old, but it just wasn’t meant to be. JC beats up on Truth more, then stands him up for Solo! But here comes BIG Jim! Jimmy has a chair, he runs JC off, but Solo stands his ground. Solo says his brother wouldn’t hit him with that chair, would he? Jimmy steps to Solo so Solo steps out, but that lets JC CLOBBER Jimmy! But then Solo has JC stand down! They’re family! Solo and JC leave, leaving Jimmy wondering what this is about. Will Jimmy make it clear to Solo that Jimmy’s not the one who has to come to his senses?

 

The Street Profits are here!

The WWE Tag Team Champions walk through the smoke to be on stage and the fans cheer. Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford hold up the titles, walk to the ring, then step inside. The fans cheer as they hold up the belts again, then the Profits grab the mics. Ford says, “Knoxville, Tennessee, oh I love everything about you, and what I have, too. But lemme rap to y’all real fast. This tag team division that we’re a part of, the greatest tag team division on any brand, any promotion… It’s on fire right now.” Dawkins says, “Talk to ’em.” Ford says, “But just like how the gorilla fears us, make no mistake about it, let’s not forget who’s leading the charge right now: The Street Profits.”

The fans cheer, and Dawkins says hey, they got all the teams coming at ’em! DIY, Motor City Machine Guns, Fraxiom, and now… The Wyatts?! The fans cheer that, and Ford says that’s sick. But what big bro is saying, it don’t matter who it is, the Profits will defend against anybody. Well hold on, here comes Fraxiom! Nathan Frazer & Axiom go to the ring to stand with the Profits, and they have mics. Frazer says alright, since the Profits are talking about defending the titles, well, Frazer & Axiom didn’t exactly get a fair shake. Ford says, “Fraxiom, is it?” He congratulates them for being on a roll, but up until the Wyatt Sick6 got in the Profits’ business…

Yeah, the Profits had them beat. Wow, oh, okay. Sure, maybe… But maybe not. Thanks to the Wyatts, we’ll never know. And now that those shenanigans are behind us, it is fair to say that Fraxiom and the Profits need to run it back! The fans like the sound of that! But wait, here come the Machine Guns! Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin have mics, and Shelley says okay, hold on, sorry to interrupt. Fraxiom’s entire basis for a rematch is that the Profits never beat them. Well, last time Shelley checked, the Profits never beat MCMG! So if they’re handing out title matches, MCMG will take one. But naturally, here comes DIY!

Tommaso Ciampa, Johnny Gargano, and Candice LeRae have their own mics, and the Poison Pixie says no no no no. She is pretty sure “you losers” have had a million chances, and “the nerds” just got here. Whoa, hold on? Just got here? Sounds like Candice just got back, so she should do us a favor and shut up. Gargano says you shut up, idiot! The reason DIY brought in Gargano’s beautiful wife is to even the odds against all of what this is! Everyone can see there is a conspiracy in the tag team division to hold down the BTTITW! And now with the Wyatts showing up- Ciampa has Gargano ixnay on the amily-fay.

Do not talk about you know who, scratch that, let’s get to business. All these teams have all KILLED the tag division that DIY built! Matter of fact, let us hold a moment of silence for the death of the SmackDown Tag Division. Everyone, stand up, bow your heads, and give a moment of silence… now. OH NO! The lights go out! All the teams panic, because when the lights turn on, UNCLE HOWDY is on the corner! Howdy laughs, because the rest of the Wyatts flank the ring! Erick Rowan drags MCMG out to DOUBLE LARIAT! Dexter Lumis is up top to CANNONBALL onto the Profits and Gargano! Joe Gacy is in, and he handsprings to bring Fraxiom to the UPSIDE-DOWN!!

Lumis then runs, POWERBOMB SENTON COMBO on Axiom! Ciampa freaks out, turns around, and Nikki Cross is there! CROSSBODY onto Candice! The fans fire up, and Howdy has Frazer for SISTER ABIGAIL! “We’re here!!” It is just as the Profits said, and now it is clear. Will some killer combination of the Wyatts go right after the gold?

 

Rey Fenix & Je’Von Evans VS Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar!

Worlds Collide is just over a week away, and all four of these men will be involved. The Immortal Firebird and the Young OG are going after the NXT North American Championship in a Fatal 4 Way while Legado Del Fantasma will be taking on AAA’s Pagano, Psycho Clown y El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr. Who will be heading for Los Angeles with all the momentum behind them?

Speaking of that North American Championship, the champion is here! Ethan Page joins commentary and says what a year for him, to be honest. Wade says that title has never looked better than on Ethan’s shoulder. Fenix makes his entrance now, followed by Je’Von’s. The teams sort out and Fenix starts against Angel. Angel and Fenix circle, the fans rally up, and the two tie up. Angel fires a forearm, Fenix fires back, repeat! Fenix gets the edge but Angel shoves then drops down. Fenix cartwheels over the dropdown, then comes back, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and RANAS! Angel tumbles, the fans fire up, and Fenix somersaults, but into a fireman’s carry!

Fenix slips free, ripcords to ROUNDHOUSE, but Angel HEADBUTTS! Both men stagger back, tags to Berto and Je’Von! Je’Von dodges and springboards to BOUNCY~ roll-up! TWO, and Berto mule kicks! Berto CLUBS Je’Von, whips, but Je’Von reverses and slips around. Berto bucks the O’Conner, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Berto drags Je’Von up, but Je’Von kicks! Berto blocks, but the ENZIGIRI hits! Je’Von runs up, and BOUNCY~ RANAS! The fans fire up and Je’Von DROPKICKS! Berto bails out, Angel runs in, but Je’Von goes Matrix to dodge! Je’Von kips up, and STUNNERS! Angel flops back and the fans fire up!

Los Garza regroups, Je’Von tags Fenix, and they build speed, but have to dodge Angel first. Fenix SOBATS, Je’Von KICKS, and both men ENZIGIRI! Berto is up top, he leaps, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO! Fenix runs to basement CALF KICK! Cover, TWO! Berto stays in this for Los Garza while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Fenix drags Berto up to RAM him into the corner. Tag to Je’Von and they mug Berto. Berto fires hands back on Je’Von, but Je’Von headlocks. Berto powers up and out and Angel tags in. Berto drop toeholds Je’Von into Angel’s KNEE at the ropes! Angel TEARS OFF HIS PANTS! Angel drapes those over Je’Von before he KICKS Je’Von in the side! Angel stalks Je’Von to the corner, tags Berto, and they shove Je’Von for a double hip toss, TU LO SABE! Then DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Berto covers, TWO! Berto argues the count but the ref defends it. Berto shoves Je’Von to ELBOW him down! Berto then DUMPS Je’Von down to be under the ropes.

Tag to Angel and Berto sits Je’Von up on the apron. Angel runs to KNEE Je’Von down! Santos joins in with Los Garza as they soak up the heat, and Angel drags Je’Von back in. Angel stands Je’Von up, hoists him to the top rope, then climbs up behind him. Angel CLUBS away on Je’Von, mocks the clapping, and he THROWS Je’Von down. Angel KICKS Je’Von in the arm and Je’Von clutches his hand. Angel drags Je’Von to the ropes, CHOKES him, and the ref reprimands. The ref counts, Angel steps off at 4, and Berto BOOTS Je’Von down. ANgel clamps onto Je’Von with an armlock and chinbar but Je’Von reaches for Fenix.

Angel keeps hold of Je’Von but Je’Von fires hands! SmackDown returns to single picture as Je’Von dodges the lariat, leaps, but Angel catches him! Angel puts Je’Von in a corner and through ropes. Angel pulls an arm and leg against the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Angel runs to KNEE Je’Von in the ribs! Je’Von slumps to the apron, and Angel sucker punches Fenix! Angel goes back for Je’Von but Je’Von fires body shots! Angel blocks a kick, slips around and Gory Especials! Angel walks over, tags Berto, and Berto slingshots, GARZA ESPECIAL! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up for Je’Von but Berto clamps onto him with a chinlock.

Je’Von endures, even as Berto traps an arm. Je’Von fights up, pries the hold open, and he arm-drags Berto! Je’Von leaps but Berto grabs a leg! Ethan laughs from commentary, but Je’Von kicks free to SUPERKICK! Both men are down, Je’Von and Berto crawl, hot tags to Angel and Fenix! The fans fire up as Fenix rallies on Angel with forearms! Fenix then dodges a shot to springboard and FLYING ARM-DRAG, to a DOUBLE STOMP! Fenix fires off KICKS on Berto, then fires up with Knoxville! Fenix uses Berto to jump up and RANA Angel! Fenix then goes corner to corner to JUMP SOBAT! Fenix fires hands, shoves Angel aside, then goes up.

Fenix springboards to QUEBRADA! Cover, Berto breaks it! Berto whips Fenix, Fenix goes Spider-Man, and Je’Von tags in! Fenix says HASTA LA VISTA, BABY! Angel is up, he pops Fenix up to KICK him! But Je’Von springboards to FLYING LARIAT! The fans fire up, Berto springboards to FLYING CHUCK! All four men are down and the fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” as Angel and Je’Von crawl. Angel CHOPS Je’Von, Je’Von CHOPS back, and the fans “WOO~!” Angel CHOPS again, so Je’Von CHOPS again! Angel fires a forearm, Je’Von fires back, and they go around with forearm after forearm! The fans fire up, Angel CHOPS, a
nd Je’Von SUPER PUNCHES!

Je’Von runs, BOUNCY- NO, Angel makes it a SIT OUT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ethan is surprised and the fans rally up. Angel hoists Je’Von up top, tags Berto in, and they hoist Je’Von up even higher! But Fenix SHORYUKENS Angel down! Je’Von fires hands on Berto and SHOVES him down! Fenix climbs up to join Je’Von now, and ADIOS AMIGO DOUBLE STOMPS for Angel! Je’Von adjusts, to SUPER DUPER SWANTON onto Los Garza! Ethan says don’t get closer, keep this in the ring! He taunts both his challengers, Fenix and Je’Von stand down to put Los Garza in the ring. The fans rally up, but then Ethan CLOBBERS Fenix & Je’Von!

Ethan TOSSES Fenix over the desk! But Je’Von SUPERKICKS Ethan down! The fans fire up, Je’Von hurries in, and he dodges Angel! But Berto rolls Je’Von up, TWO!! Je’Von dodges Berto, rebound and RED DOT!! Berto is down, Angel gets up, but Je’Von DECKS him! Je’Von goes up, up, but Santos distracts the ref! Ethan SHOVES Je’Von down! The fans boo but Berto tags Angel! Los Garza hoists Je’Von up for M T Y!! Cover, Los Garza win!

Winners: Los Garza, by pinfall

All Ego grins as he screws over two of his three challengers, and now Legado is rolling towards Worlds Collide. But will these rudos get everything they deserve in LA?

 

The Wyatts speak.

“We won’t stop. Not until we get what’s owed.” A simple yet ominous threat, are the tag titles only the beginning?

 

Zelina Vega VS Alba Fyre w/ The Green Administration!

La Muneca held onto the WWE Women’s US Championship by smacking The Hot Mess in the face with a foot, and obviously Chelsea is not happy with it. But will Alba get payback on behalf of her fearless leader? Or will things only get uglier for the Green Regime?

The bell rings and Piper distracts Zelina so Alba can CLOBBER her! Alba fires off hands, then bumps Zelina off buckles. Alba bumps Zelina off more buckles, then more buckles! And then the fourth corner! Chelsea says Zelina should’ve never messed with her! Alba fireman’s carries but Zelina fights free. Zelina KICKS Alba, KICKS again, then KICKS, but Alba CLUBS Zelina. Alba whips, scoops, and- NO, Zelina swings through to RANA! Cover, ONE! Zelina headlocks but Alba fights up and lifts Zelina. Zelina holds on but Alba powers up and out to RUN Zelina over! The fans boo but Chelsea cheers as Alba stalks Zelina.

Alba ROCKS Zelina, whips her to ropes, but Zelina wheelbarrows and arm-drags! Zelina then runs up on Alba in the corner and rains down fists! Alba shoves Zelina away at three, but Zelina comes right back to rain down more shots! Alba stops Zelina at four now, but Zelina wants another go! Alba stops Zelina at four again, and RAMS her into the corner! The fans boo but Alba grins. Zelina BOOTS Alba, goes up, and FLYING RANAS! Alba tumbles out, Piper helps her up, and Zelina goes to the apron. Alba trips Zelina up, spins and ROCKS Zelina, then gets her up. Gory Especial, but Zelina flips through to arm-drag Alba onto ropes!

The fans fire up as Zelina dials up, but Chelsea is on the apron! The ref argues with Chelsea while Zelina redials, but Piper trips her up! The fans boo but Alba SUPERKICKS Zelina! Alba salutes to Chelsea, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Alba stands on Zelina’s hair while pulling Zelina’s arms! The ref reprimands, Alba steps off, and she drags Zelina up to suplex for the GOURD BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Zelina stays in this and Chelsea argues with the ref. The ref says the count is fair, so Alba clamps onto Zelina with a COBRA CLUTCH! Zelina endures, the fans rally, and Zelina fights up. Zelina fires body shots, Alba ripcords and wrenches to SUPERKICK! Zelina rebounds to SHINING WIZARD! Both women fall and the fans fire up! Piper coaches Zelina, the fans rally up, and both women rise up. Alba is on Zelina and brings her to a corner, but Zelina buckle bumps Alba first!

The fans rally as Alba stalks Zelina, but Zelina bumps her off buckles again! Alba tries again, but Zelina ELBOWS Alba away. Then BOOTS her away! Zelina fires forearms on Alba, backs her down, then whips. Alba reverses but Zelina dodges to LARIAT! The fans fire up as Zelina LARIATS again! Zelina blocks a kick, ELBOWS Alba, but Alba blocks the saido. But Zelina keeps Alba from running, SNAP SAIDO! The fans rally for Zelina as she runs corner to corner, METEORA! Zelina pushes Alba out and goes up top! The fans cheer for some Latina Heat, and METEORA! Cover, TWO! Alba survives and Chelsea is relieved.

Zelina grows frustrated, but she goes back for Alba. Zelina reels Alba in, suplexes, but Alba blocks! Alba knees low, suplexes, but Zelina hits STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Alba is down, Zelina goes up, MOONSAULT FLOPS! Alba goes up now, and she SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO!?! Zelina survives and shocks Alba! Chelsea is upset again but Alba hurries to bring Zelina up. Alba KICKS Zelina out, and now Chelsea takes off her face mask?! She tells Piper to stand Zelina up! Piper does as told, and Chelsea takes a swing, but Zelina ducks! The face mask SMACKS Piper!! Chelsea is shocked, then furious, and then she chases after Zelina!

Zelina slips into the ring, Chelsea gets on the apron, but Zelina sends Alba at her! They almost collide, and then Zelina rolls Alba up! Zelina hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, Zelina wins!!

Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall

Chelsea tried so hard to screw Zelina over that she just screwed up her own team! Zelina survives again, will no one take down the Vega Administration?

 

The Miz pep talks Carmelo Hayes.

Melo looks good, and he just has to follow the plan. If Melo follows that plan, with no mistakes, they will win. Melo says he knows what he’s doing. Miz asks if he really does. Because Miz has taken Black Mass after Black Mass, sacrificing himself for Melo. Does Melo understand? Miz gave up this chance at MITB for Melo! Miz has already done it twice! If Melo wins this match tonight, Miz will guide Melo to make sure “we are Mr. MITB.” Wait, we? Miz says, “Who do you think got you in this position?” Melo says Melo did. Melo appreciates everything Miz has done for him, from sacrificing to taking hits for him, and helping him win the Andre the Giant Battle Royal.

But nobody told Miz to do that. Melo will run the play exactly as Miz designed it, but what brought Melo to the dance is Melo’s talent. Melo goes out there and does it better than anybody else. Melo puts up 40 points on a bad day, because he is H1M. And Miz just needs to let Melo be H1M. They good? Miz nods, and Melo says okay, let’s do the thing. They are Melo Don’t Miz and they are Awes-H1M. Miz still nods, but he doesn’t seem genuinely happy. Will Miz let Melo be Melo? Even if that means letting H1M fail?

 

Giulia speaks.

“Throughout my entire career, even back when I started in Japan, I had one goal… It’s not to be ‘the best.’ Everyone says that. It’s hollow and empty. My goal is to be indisputable. You can love me or hate me, admiration or disgust, it means nothing. But I’m impossible to deny. My opponent doesn’t matter, because I only view them as an opportunity to build my legacy. Evidence you cannot refute. SmackDown, you will see. I will hit harder, move faster, think sharper, and conquer everything, just like I’ve always done. The question isn’t, ‘Who’s going to let me?” It’s, ‘Who’s going to stop me?'” She adds in Japanese, “If you can stop it, stop it.”

Will SmackDown and all of the WWE soon succumb to The Beautiful Madness?

 

Zelina returns backstage.

She refreshes for a second, but Giulia is there! And Giulia says she sees Zelina, but she also sees that title more. Zelina scoffs and leaves. Could Giulia be aiming for everything once she becomes Ms. Money in the Bank?

 

Damian Priest is here!

Knoxville cheers as The Archer of Infamy heads to the ring, victorious from Saturday Night’s Main Event and that brutal Steel Cage match. Priest grabs a mic to tell Tennessee, “Ever since I beat Drew on Saturday, it’s like I’m breathing in fresh air. Y’know, there was a time when I lived on the street, if we were beefing with another street, that war could go for years. But in WWE, you have a beef with somebody, you have a match and it’s over. But with Drew and I, we went well over a year, and that’s not normal. But we took that beef into a cage. Now, I can feel it, you can se it on my face, we went to war.

“At the end of this war, at Saturday Night’s Main Event, I gave him a Con-Chair-To, I walked out the door, and I put his ass in the past.” The fans cheer that. Priest says now he knows Drew is somewhere recovering from his scrambled brains, but he knows Drew is watching, so this is for Drew. “I still can’t stand yo ass. But the Drew McIntyre that stepped in that cage wasn’t the guy that hides behind his phone on social media. That was the old Drew, the warrior, and I appreciate that.” The fans applaud, and Priest says he won’t ask what is next for himself, he’ll just tell us all. And it is the same thing he wanted when he came to SmackDown: Championships!

The fans cheer, and Priest says this war with Drew cost him an opportunity at being in MITB. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his eyes on a certain champion. Somebody who he has unfinished business with, and a champion he considers the most badass. The fans know that means Fatu, and he knows they know! Priest calls out Jacob Fatu! Priest respects Fatu. Priest knows where Fatu came from, what Fatu had to live through, how it feels to stand in this ring as a champion. Real talk, Priest is proud of Fatu, he congratulates Fatu, that’s real. But what Priest doesn’t respect is the crew that follows him around.

Wait, check that. What Priest doesn’t respect is the crew Fatu follows around. Priest knows at some point, they will get in this ring, handle business, but that’s for them. As for Fatu’s so-called family, if they wanna get involved, they can catch a fresh one, too. Priest won’t make it just a nickname or moniker, he wants this to be fact! Priest is and forever will be EL CAMPEON! The fans cheer that! But will the Archer soon take aim at the Samoan Werewolf? Well, speaking of, Fatu makes his way out here for tonight’s other Triple Threat Qualifier! Fatu nods to Priest, but if Fatu wins his way into the ladder match, will this showdown have to wait a little longer?

Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Carmelo Hayes VS Andrade VS Jacob Fatu!

SmackDown returns and El Idolo makes his entrance, followed by H1M. The bell rings and Miz distracts Fatu and Melo attacks! Fatu ELBOWS Melo away, Andrade is on Melo with forearms, and then Fatu adds a LARIAT! Fatu looms mover Melo but then turns to stare down Andrade. The fans rally as these two step up. Andrade fires forearms but Fatu SHOVES him to a corner. Fatu runs up, Andrade dodges then whips. Fatu reverses, Andrade goes up and out to then ROCK Fatu! Andrade goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, ONE! Melo CLUBS Andrade, TOSSES him out, and then CLUBS away on Fatu!

Miz says that’s the way! Melo HAMMERS and CHOPS, then whips, but Fatu blocks! Fatu whips Melo, Melo springboards, but into an UPPERCUT! The fans fire up and Fatu sees Melo go outside. Fatu builds speed, but Miz trips him up! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Fatu drags Miz into the ring! Melo goes to roll Fatu up but Fatu stays up! Fatu YANKS Melo up, scoops, but Melo slips free! Melo SUPERKICKS and Miz DUMPS Fatu out! The fans boo but Melo builds speed, only for Andrade to LARIAT! The fans cheer, and now Miz sees he is in trouble. Fatu snarls, but Andrade DIVES, into a HAYMAKER!

Fatu then SUPERKICKS Miz! Fatu THROWS Miz into barriers! The fans fire up and Fatu grins. Fatu runs in, HIP ATTACK against the barriers! The Samoan Werewolf has dominated three men at once and the fans fire up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Miz sputters and Fatu leaves him behind to go around the way. Melo is there to kick Fatu, RAM Fatu, but Fatu blocks another whip! Fatu ROCKS Melo and Melo staggers away. Fatu stalks Melo, Melo checks on Miz, but Fatu ROCKS Melo! Andrade goes after Fatu now, but Fatu THROWS Andrade into barriers! The fans cheer as Fatu lets Andrade go to the ring. Fatu brings Melo up, SMACKS him off the desk, then pushes him down. Fatu clears the desk off, but Melo CLUBS Fatu against the desk! Melo storms into the ring, brings Andrade up, but Andrade RAMS Melo into the corner! Andrade RAMS Melo, CHOPS Melo, then stalks Melo.

Andrade whips Melo, Melo reverses and Andrade hits buckles hard! Melo CHOPS Andrade down! Melo brings Andrade up, soaks up some heat, then makes it Latino Heat. But Andrade blocks the suplex to suplex Melo! Andrade hangs Melo out to dry, and Melo flops to the apron. Fatu is back but Andrade fires forearms first! Andrade whips, Fatu reverses, and Fatu BODY CHECKS Andrade! Fatu geeks out and the fans are with him while he stalks Andrade. Fatu drags Andrade up to HEADBUTT him into the corner. Fatu shoves Melo off the apron, then he HEADBUTTS Andrade again. Andrade sputters but Fatu is all fired up.

Fatu CHOPS Andrade, UPPERCUTS, and HEADBUTTS him again! Andrade CHOPS in return! SmackDown returns to single picture and Andrade CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Fatu UPPERCUTS and Andrade falls back! Melo stomps Andrade in the corner, then tells Fatu to come on in. Fatu runs up, but Andrade gets away! Hip attack hits buckles! Melo ENZIGIRIS Fatu, Andrade runs to dodge Melo and FLYING FOREARM! The fans fire up as Andrade kips up! Andrade has targets in the corners, and he rallies the fans with “SI! SI! SI!” CIEN KNEES for Fatu! CIEN- NO, Melo tilt-o-whirls and LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Melo runs to stomp away on Fatu, then he brings Andrade up. Fatu stands to CLOBBER Melo! Andrade SUPERKICKS Fatu! The fans rally, Melo brings Andrade up and springboards, but Andrade stops him at the ropes! SECOND ROPE SPANISH FLY! But Fatu SENTONS Andrade! The fans fire up as Fatu SENTONS Melo! Fatu drags Melo to a drop zone, then goes to the corner! The fans rally for Fatu as he goes up, up, but Andrade YANKS him down! Andrade goes up top, MOONSAULT DOUBLE!! Cover, Melo breaks it! The fans rally while all three are down! “This is Awesome!” as the three stir.

Melo brings Fatu and Andrade around, and he fires forearms on each of them. Andrade fires back on Melo, then Fatu UPPERCUTS! Andrade ROCKS Fatu, but Fatu UPPERCUTS Andrade! The fans rally as the three rise, and Melo springboards! DOUBLE FADE AWAY DDT!! Cover on Andrade, Fatu breaks it! Melo and Fatu stare down, and they run up! Melo dodges to hit the FIRST 48! Andrade adds a POISON-RANA! Melo slips around Andrade to KNEE and suplex, CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and Melo grows frustrated. The fans rally for Fatu while Melo shakes his hands out. Andrade is on the apron but Melo rises.

Melo brings Andrade up but Andrade trips Melo! They go out to brawl, and Melo SUPERKICKS Andrade down! But Fatu SUPERKICKS Melo! The fans fire up for Fatu as he lines up a shot. Fatu gets the fans even more fired up, then he geeks out! Fatu runs in the full length, but Andrade & Melo move! HIP ATTACK through barriers!! The fans go nuts as Fatu crashes into the timekeeper’s area! Fatu sputters as SmackDown goes back to picture in picture.

Fatu stirs while Andrade and Melo go to the ring. They roll in, Melo grabs at Andrade and vice-versa. Melo fires a forearm, then goes back outside. Andrade goes to the opposite end while Melo looks under the ring. Melo makes Knoxville happy by bringing out a table! But then Melo makes them mad by dropping it! Melo goes after Andrade but Andrade ROCKS him first! Andrade brings out a chair! Andrade aims, but Melo dropkicks the legs out! Andrade crawls, Melo shakes his head, and he grabs the chair now. Melo aims, but Andrade kicks Melo low! Andrade and Melo go into the ring, and Andrade puts Melo in a drop zone.

Andrade goes up the corner, but Melo trips him up! Andrade is stuck up top and Melo hits the SLINGSHOT PLEX! Melo flexes, then decides to step through on the legs! Andrade cradles that, TWO! Melo and Andrade stand, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Both men fall and the fans look for Fatu. SmackDown returns to single picture as the fans rally, Melo and Andrade sit up, and Melo CHOPS! Andrade ROCKS Melo, then rolls away. Melo hurries to clamp onto Andrade with a facelock, but Andrade RAMS him into a corner! Andrade puts Melo up top but Melo fires forearms. Andrade drops back, Melo aims, but Andrade GAMANGIRIS!

The fans still want tables but Andrade climbs up to get Melo. They’re on the very top, but Fatu is back! Fatu makes the SUPER SPANISH FLY part ROCKER LAUNCHER!! The fans are thunderous as Fatu goes up now! SWANTON BOMB onto Melo! Cover, Andrade breaks it!! The fans rally up again and still want tables. Fatu runs at Andrade to SPLASH! Then Fatu runs at Melo, but Melo BOOTS him! Melo runs up, but into a pop-up! Melo fights the Samoan Drop, and Andrade adds the SHADOW ELBOW! But Melo makes it a ghost pin! Andrade adds a stack, TWO!!! Fatu survives the double cover, but here come Solo & JC!

The fans boo as Solo is here to coach Fatu up. Melo and Andrade trade forearms, then Melo dodges to springboard, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, Fatu breaks it! Fatu snarls, drags Melo up, and he HEADBUTTS Melo! Fatu finally notices Solo & JC, but Fatu puts Melo up top. Fatu CHOPS Melo, then he fireman’s carries Andrade. Fatu adds Melo to this, but Melo slips free. SAMOAN DROP for Andrade, and then Fatu goes to the corner. Solo says Fatu’s got this now! BEST MOONSAULT EVER FLOPS and Melo hits NOTHING BUT NET!! Cover, ANDRADE BREAKS IT! Andrade underhooks Melo, THE MESS- NO, Melo RANAS through! Cover, TWO!!

Andrade has a cover, TWO! Melo has a cover, TWO! Andrade has it, TWO! Both men stand, SHADOW ELBOW! FIRST 48!! SHADOW ELBOW AGAIN!! All three men are down and the fans are thunderous! Fatu crawls, Melo rolls to a corner, and Andrade stirs. Fatu rises, he brings Andrade up, IMPALER DDT! Then Fatu has Melo to RAM him into a corner. Fatu runs and HIP ATTACKS Melo! Andrade is up, Fatu hits him with another IMPALER DDT! Fatu puts Andrade in the drop zone, and he hits the BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Solo says yeah, do that again! The fans boo but Fatu glares at Solo. JC says do what Solo is saying, Fatu!

But wait! Jimmy YANKS JC down, and SUPERKICKS him! The fans fire up, and then Melo RAMS Fatu into Solo! Then FIRST 48! But Andrade rolls Melo into THE MESSAGE!! Cover, ANDRADE WINS!!

Winner: Andrade, by pinfall (advances to Money in the Bank)

Solo just screwed things up for Fatu! Solo does his best to keep the peace between Fatu and JC, but the point is: Andrade is headed to Los Angeles! Will he make this El Idolo in the Bank?

 

Backstage interview with LA Knight.

Byron Saxton segues from congratulating Andrade for qualifying to welcoming in someone who already has qualified, but The Mega Star says, “My gawd. What is it with punching tickets around here? Everybody talks about punching tickets. WWE Instagram, punched tickets. Commentary, punched tickets. You’re talking about punched tickets. I guess I punched my ticket to MITB, it’s only eight days away. A few other guys who punched tickets, who are they? You got Andrade, you got Penta, you got what’s his name, Seth Rollins. You got Solo Sikoa! They’re all in it! They all punched their tickets!

“And everybody’s gonna be climbing that ladder, trying to get up, put everything on the line that they can. Now, if this was a one-on-one match, I’d go ahead and call my shot, and I’d say I’m gonna run up there, grab the case, and cash it in. But you gotta understand, this is my third year in a row, so I understand what this is. You can call me the vet in this match. Some people say maybe that Seth is the vet in this, but they would be wrong. For three years in a row now, you’re talking about the most robust and the most recent experience, YEAH. And what that means is now it’s anybody’s game. Anybody can come out with it, and I understand that.

“But with or without the case, what you need to understand is that the WWE title, the world title, they’re all in my future. With the way I’ve been running, at this point, they should be in my past, maybe even my present. Why don’tcha go ahead and punch that ticket? While we’re talking about-” Knight stops himself when he spots someone walking in. It’s Aleister Black! And Aleister says that win was supposed to be his. But he tells Knight, “You’re welcome, though.” The Dark Father lets the Mega Star shine, if only for now. Will LA win big in LA when we finally reach MITB?

 

Fatu and Solo regroup backstage.

Solo wants Fatu to listen. He was just trying to help. Fatu tells Solo to listen. For the last time, Fatu does not need his help! Fatu storms off, JC steps in, but Solo has nothing else to say. Is the Samoan Werewolf going to break away from this dysfunctional “family?”

 

Cody Rhodes is here!

Knoxville fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, high-fives fans along the ramp and the front row, and even signs autographs. Cody goes to the ring, grabs a mic, and he hears the fans chant his name. Cody fires the fans up more, then hears them sing, “Cody! Cody Rhooodes~! Cody! Cody Rhooodes~!” Cody says, “So, Knoxville! Whaddya wanna talk about?” The fans cheer, and Cody says, “I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that we could talk about the record crowd here this evening!” The fans cheer that, too! Cody says he loves them, too, thank you very much.

Cody says they could also talk about WrestleMania 41. The fans boo, but Cody says after WrestleMania 41, he went home, he drowned his sorrows, might’ve touched the “Tennessee Cough Syrup” a little bit, and he had a moment of doubt. He reached out to a friend. A friend who helps him prepare to wonderful audiences like this one here, or speaking to everyone at home. Cody asked him, “Was I a good champion?” The fans cheer for that, but Cody says the friend told him wasn’t quite as simple as yes or no.

The friend told him, “With everything that you faced here in the ring in front of all the fans, and with everything that you faced behind the scenes, being pulled in different directions, the waters that you had to navigate that no champion has ever had to navigate, yes, I feel that you were a good champion.” Cody says he felt good hearing that, it turned into a hopeful moment, the silver lining on a dark cloud. Cody looked back on his whole year. He thought about AJ Styles faking retirement to get the drop on him. Cody thought about his friend, Kevin Owens, sucker punching him against his bus while Cody’s family slept inside.

Cody thought about his boss, Triple H, who pushed Cody to the limit, and sees something in Cody that Cody doesn’t even see in himself. Cody even thought about The Final Boss, how he asked Cody for his soul, and the entire world wondering what that meant. As preposterous as that sounded, The Rock was 100% serious. No matter how many times Cody said no, the offer still stands. And Cody also thought about John Cena. The fans initially boo, but the “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” starts up. Cody takes a moment, and then he says, “I thought about John Cena doing exactly what he said he was going to do. He forced me to make a choice, and I hesitated.

“I don’t know if John Cena is going to ‘ruin’ professional wrestling. But if he does, then I’m partially to blame. Now, I know, I’d love to say this to John Cena’s face. Not sure if he’s going to come out here right now, but if you are listening, if you are listening, Champ, I need you to know that I will never hesitate with you again!” The fans cheer that, and Cody says no matter how much Cena will tout the amount of days he has left, how much Cena will talk about what remains before he absconds with the WWE Championship and leaves all of us forever, that is NOT Cena’s expiration date! That is on the other side of Cody’s corneas, and it will burn Cena’s ass up!

The fans fire up for that, and Cody calms it down. Cody apologizes for that. This is his first night back on SmackDown, he is getting worked up. He thought so much about what he could do, what he could do for the fans. Hell, how about a surprise? The fans already “YEET! YEET! YEET!” so Cody says they’re hungry for it. Let’s yeet. Well, hold on, that’d be a very big surprise. That’d be the biggest surprise. That’d be Cody’s partner riding into battle for MITB, and hell YES he is here! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the World Heavyweight Champion, MAIN EVENT JEY USO! The fans go wild as Jey makes his way in from the pavilion!

The fans sing along with Day One Ish and bounce for that YEET! Jey makes his way down through the crowd to ringside, one verse at a time, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Jey joins Cody in the ring now, mic in hand. Cody and Jey hear the fans want an encore, so we get even more YEET! But then John Cena makes his entrance to ruin the fun! The fans sing “JOHN CENA SUUUCKS~!” even though he wears that University of Tennessee orange and white. Cena goes to the ring, towel draped over his head, then grabs a mic before he joins Cody and Jey in the ring. Cena hears the fans boo, and he says, “I’m upset, too. If it isn’t professional wrestling’s biggest wannabes!” Cena tells Cody he is nothing more than a Cena Wannabe, and that Jey is nothing more than a Cena Wannabe.

The fans boo but Cena says they both wanna be Cena so bad, it makes him sick! Cody wants Cena’s fame, Jey wants Cena’s money, but they will get neither because Cody is too desperate and Jey is too lazy! There is only ONE other human being in the WWE who embodies hustle, loyalty and respect, and he’s got the fortune, fame and followers to back that up! Surprise, losers! Cena’s partner is here, too! The fans boo already, because “EY YO~!” Logan Paul IS here! The Maverick swaggers his way out, and Cena gives him a proper introduction. “Oh, you mad? You’re mad because Logan Paul does WWE better than any professional wrestler?”

Cena says Logan doesn’t need to pay his dues, because he is paying Jey’s mortgage! Everybody in this building did NOT come to see Jey! They came to see John Cena and Logan Paul! Logan asks, “What the hell you crying about, Knoxville? Look! I could walk on water, and y’all would still find a way to tell me it’s because I can’t swim! John Cena speaks the language of Logan Paul, and that is the truth! The truth! It is right in front of you! You deny it all you want, but look around, you stupid, stupid, simple Tennessee people! This is a moment in history! All of you get to witness the moment that John Cena stood side-by-side in the ring with Logan Paul.

“And look, all of you will live long, pathetic, miserable lives. But at least you will get to say that you saw that.” The fans tell Logan to STFU, and Cena tells Logan to ignore it. Logan says yeah, yeah, they’re so ungrateful. They don’t know what’s good for them. There is one problem, though. This does seem too perfect. The problem is… Logan should be standing next to THE WWE Champion as THE World Heavyweight Champion! Logan should’ve been the one to leave Saturday Night’s Main Event with that title around his waist. But look at him, Jey. Jey got lucky. Jey got lucky! He knows it, Logan knows, it, the fans know it, CODY knows it!

Jey needed Cody to save him! When Cody interfered with the match cuz these two cheaters can’t do a single thing in this business without it being handed to them! “These two nepo babies were born on third, thinking they hit a triple.” Logan points to himself and says, “Self-made man!” He points to Cena and says, “Self-made man!” Five years ago, nobody every would’ve believed Logan Paul would be a WWE superstar. And they certainly never ever would’ve believed that he’d be teaming with the Greatest Of All Time! But look at Logan now. He’s not just a superstar, he is THE superstar! His time is now! Cena told us that his time is almost up!

Cena is the Last Real Champion, Logan is the inevitable face of the WWE! So Jey, Cody, at MITB, if you want some, come get some. Jey tells Logan they don’t gotta wait! They can handle this right now! UH UH, YEET!! The mics drop, Cena and Logan talk this out, and Logan wants to throw hands while Cena wants to leave. Cody asks what they’re arguing about. They gonna go to the back so Logan can polish Cena’s Peacemaker? Now it’s a fight! The fans fire up as the hands are flying! Logan TOSSES Jey, Cena picks Cody up! Cody slips free, Jey is back to SUPERKICK! Cody hits the DISASTER KICK! Cena bails out, Jey PLANCHAS out onto him!

Logan goes to the apron, slingshot and- NO, Cody dodges the “Snapshot” Lariat and Jey SUPERKICKS Logan! Then Jey sets Logan up for the CODE D!! The fans fire up as Cody picks up the WWE Championship! Will Cody and Jey make it through Logan and Cena to then clear a path for the American Nightmare’s redemption? Or will Cena & Logan ruin wrestling together?


My Thoughts:

A very good SmackDown, but maybe with some wheel-spinning. As fun as Chelsea Green continues to be, can’t we move on from her and Zelina? Or are we about to do that with tonight’s win over Alba and then Giulia confronting her? Ironically, that seems to give away Giulia isn’t winning MITB. Giulia had a good promo video right before but they undercut it by giving us that confrontation. That said, Giulia deserves to be all the champions, but I suppose starting with the Women’s US Championship would be a good route. Very good promo from Bianca and Naomi to not just have Bianca’s homecoming, but to keep the feud between them alive.

The Women’s Triple Threat had a slow start but it turned out to be a very good match. Great win for Naomi, and good promo from her, Tiffany and Alexa to tease potential MITB winners. Great stuff in the tag match to build Worlds Collide just a touch. We only got one moment of Berto being passive aggressive towards Santos, and then Ethan Page screwing the Faces over, but that was still enough for the North American Championship. Of course, it depends on how many fans watch not just Raw and SmackDown but also NXT so that the fans already understand the story. But as someone who does, I do appreciate they’re bringing NXT story onto SmackDown.

Good promo from Priest to give some shoot respect to Drew and Fatu, but Priest wanting after the US title kinda gave away what was happening with the Men’s Triple Threat. It was a great Triple Threat, but of course Solo & JC cost Fatu. That team is just one moment away from breaking up, and it might be at MITB when Solo just expects Fatu to help him win the briefcase and Fatu refuses. And Fatu VS Priest will still be awesome whenever it happens. Good promo from Knight, and a good bit from Aleister with him, which I suppose means that’s the next feud for them. Was kinda hoping for Aleister VS Nakamura but that really depends if Nakamura is sticking with WWE or going home to Japan via Pro-Wrestling NOAH as rumored.

R-Truth relapsing to talking to Lil’ Jimmy is certainly a choice. I kinda wish he’d keep up the “Ron Cena” stuff, or they’d let Jeff Cobb do his own John Cena bit from NJPW, but I guess some things in WWE still won’t change. And closing with a big promo segment was also certainly a choice. Cody still did a good job, and nice surprise to have Jey show up. Not sure they needed to take a commercial break for Jey’s entrance, especially when they were obviously going to let Jey do his YEET encore. And Cena really must be brainwashed to put Logan over as if Logan’s on par with peak Cena. But naturally a brawl happened and the Faces stood tall.

Don’t count this as go-home math yet, they could easily revisit this on Raw and even next week on SmackDown. Even then, I still feel like Jey and Cody should win at MITB to properly set up Cody VS Cena 2 at SummerSlam. Raw on June 9th is still the move for the World Heavyweight Championship, but there’s also Saturday Night’s Main Event in July, who knows if Jey makes it to SummerSlam as champion.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 5.29.25

Stuff happens, maybe it doesn’t, Dreamer and Delirious can’t book.

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Well Trick Willie is the new TNA champ and this is the first iMPACT since his win…so let’s just hear him talk about it.

Ratings:

  • The Rascalz vs Fir$t Cla$$ vs Laredo vs The System: Rascalz win via Meteora – ***
  • Raj Singh vs Mustafa Ali: Ali wins via…No Shit – Squash Garbage
  • ASH by Elegance vs Lei Ying Lee: Lei wins via Spinning TKO – ** 3/4
  • Mance Warner w/SDL vs Jobber: Mance wins via Hit the Pay Winda – Squash
  • Santino Marella & Arianna Grace vs Robert Stone & Victoria Crawford w/Tessa: Team Robbie wins via shenanigans – **
  • International Championship: Steve Maclin (c) vs Matt Cardona: Maclin retains via KIA – ***

 

Results:

The Rascalz vs Fir$t Cla$$ vs Laredo vs The System

Octagon got jumped by The System earlier so Laredo is fighting alone. Another backstage jumping is getting a little dumb. 

Laredo and Trey start. Typical Indie start with Simultaneous awful Dropkick spot and bad counters, AJ blind tag runs the smaller guys over, tags out to KC and the Rascalz instantly get the moment. KC is rocked, tags in Laredo and Laredo takes out the System before Lish gets on the apron and grabs Laredo. The referee kicks out Lish and Rehwoldt on commentary points out it’s a No DQ match so that’s dumb.

KC gets tossed at AJ, he catches him, Rascalz Dive and do their taunt as we go to commercial. We come back, Tennessee Whiskey into a KC tag in for the near fall on Laredo. Corner combo, Snapmare into Flip Forward Neck Breaker, KC is on a roll. AJ tags Laredo and starts talking crap to KC, they swerve and go Finger Poke of Doom, but it’s not a legal pin. Suddenly tornado attacks, System and Rascalz go for broke, AJ hits the Senton to break the eventual pin, Laredo counters AJ’s Chokeslam attempt. Trey clears out The System, Wentz sends himself and KC over and out, Laredo with a Corkscrew Moonsault, which looked cool but it’s the pile of morons waiting to get hit spot.

AJ hits the Down Payment on Laredo, but Trey blind tagged AJ. Meteora on AJ, Trey pins Laredo and Rascalz win.

Raj Singh vs Mustafa Ali

Raj looks like shit in the gear he came down in…and he wrestles equivalently. I would rather anyone else comeback…give me Anarquia.

Ali murders Raj, Instant Dropkick, Rolling Neckbreaker, Corkscrew Standing Moonsault, it’s not close. Raj tries to counter things but Ali Bellclap, a little Duck the left, connect the right. Raj even does a terrible looking Punch Combo, he’s in bad shape, a bad looking Ushigoroshi, Raj with a sloppy looking something, 450 ends it.

Fire Raj as quickly as you brought him back. You don’t need a comedically pathetic job guy when the roster is like 4 guys getting pushed and everyone else sucks. Stop being stupid. Ali still hates women too.

This Injury Report is the dumbest segment in the history of wrestling. Stop treating fake shit as “serious business”. 

ASH by Elegance vs Lei Ying Lee

ASH mocks karate stuff, Lei throws a few Rising Crane kicks as ASH bails and then things slow down a little. But a Pump Kick, Sliding Kick and Low Dropkick cause ASH to cower and claim her tooth broke. It’s a bait to pull Lei into the turnbuckles and them get in a few stomps. Ash keeps Lei in the corner, Suplexes her ankles into the buckles and then Ash throws a few Booty Shots/Hit Attacks then starts a grounded stretch, Lei Headscissors her down, still sells the hips and ankles, but dodges and fires, combination strikes into the 10 Count Down Strikes. T-bone Suplex, into the pinfall, for only two.

Cheapshot into Running Meteora from ASH for two. Ash goes for the Miz Yes Kicks and Lei No Sells and asks for more. Gorgeous Capture Suplex into Thunder Struck and TKO with flair. My baby has a better finish now! Yay!

Mance Warner w/SDL vs Jobber

Hannifan cursing and being pissed at Trick for not even showing but is more entertaining than a squash match. Not that Mance’s offense is bad, but 2 out of 3 job matches is stupid.

Santino Marella & Arianna Grace vs Robert Stone & Victoria Crawford w/Tessa

Marella tries to tie up with Robbie, but he bails and tags out to Victoria so Arianna comes in and aside from Alicia Fox’s silliness, the tie up was decent with Arianna and Victoria. Tessa interferes and the Referee throws her out. Victoria comes back in and aside from a slight miscommunication with how Arianna does her punches, Alicia Fox is making her look…pretty good. Transition moves, okay brawling and Arianna looks amazing in her outfit.

Rob and Santino distract the referee and Victoria hits a Figure Four into her Northern Lights Suplex, only for 2. Arianna finally Back Body Drop to find the tag, Santino and Rob, Santino does his split dodge into the Standing Headbutt, Arianna Cross Body onto Victoria. Rob pulls out the ref, then shoves the ref into Santino, Santino into the steps and Arianna attack but Alicia and Lish, the fix is in, Arianna eats the pin.

International Championship: Steve Maclin (c) vs Matt Cardona

A few quick brawl moves, Shoulder Tackles, Strikes, Back Breakers, Cardona does get dumped out and eats a SCUD. Maclin bounces Cardona’s face off the apron and hits an Elbow off the apron to keep Cardona reeling, but a dodged tackle sends Maclin into the steps. Cardona tries to Piledriver Maclin on the ramp, but Back Drop counter, into commercial.

Formulaic commercial etiquette of Cardona still in control, throws Maclin into the ropes, Diving Shoulder Tackle lays both dudes out and they get up by 8. Fighting Spirit spot, Cardona hits ropes and gets hit by Maclin twice, Thesz Press, Ground and Pound, Back Elbow and Olympic Slam has Maclin rolling. Splash into Lariat for two. Maclin has been all gas no brakes. Cardona tries to take a few shortcuts that turns into a Straight Jacket Takedown. Cardona to the top, Maclin cuts him off, Superplex spot. 1-2-kick out!

Maclin goes topside for a Jar Headbutt, Cardona hits the ropes so Maclin crashes into the corner, 2 Reboots connect, the third gets caught, counter into Busaiku Knee, Jar Headbutt. In and out, Cardona uses the middle rope for the Low Blow, Killswitch from Cardona but Maclin kicks out. Cardona dodges and shoves Maclin towards the ref, he puts the brakes on, Radio Silence! 1-2-Kick out! Maclin catches a top rope move, Power Bomb, Corner Splash, Tree of Woe, Caught in the Crosshairs, KIA and Maclin retains!

 

Overall Score: 4.5/10

Boring paint by numbers show, no Trick, System has one move, Robert Stone is a scumbag, too long to introduce new girls, lots of throw away segments and Rosemary sets up YET ANOTHER Monster’s Ball match. These aren’t interesting when there’s one every 3 months. So we can have terrible Monster’s Ball matches quarterly, Barbed Wire Massacre and Clockwork Orange House of Fun…BUT NO LOCKDOWN!?

Go home TNA, you’re drunk.

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