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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (12/31/21)
The Celebration of Greatness returns!

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 22
HPW closes out its second year strong with another HyruleMania! Will Ravio, of all people, take the Triforce Championship from Hyrule’s Hero, Link?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- HPW Death Mountain Championship Furious 5 Ladder Match: Gold Lynel VS Tali w/ Shabonne VS King Bulblin w/ The Bulblin Triplets VS Hinox VS El Hijo del Torbellino; Tali wins and becomes the new HPW Death Mountain Champion.
- HPW Trios Championships: The Studly Guys VS The Desert Flowers; The Desert Flowers win and become new HPW Trios Champions.
- Career on the Line: Ghirahim VS Midna; Midna wins and will not retire.
- HPW Termina Championship: Osphala VS Fin Balure; Balure wins and becomes the new HPW Termina Champion.
- HPW Goddess Championship: Zelda VS Hilda w/ Ravio; Zelda wins and retains the title.
- HPW Triforce Championship: Link VS Ravio w/ Hilda; Link wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Conflict. Victory. Supremacy.
Hyrule Pro-Wrestling has become the pinnacle of wrestling in the land of Hyrule. But there can only be a select few who stand at the very top of HPW. Golden titles are the reward for those who rise up, and a symbol of their greatness. But greatness can be won and lost as quickly as three seconds. If you stay sharp, put your all into it, you can win that greatness. But if you falter for even a single step, you can lose that greatness. Bodies are tested through competition and conflict. Only the ones that push themselves further than anyone else will achieve victory. And those who win reign above all, “and we call that greatness!”
Tonight, greatness is on the line on the greatest stage possible. The greatness of a team, and the greatness of individuals. The greatness of the body, the greatness of the mind, and the greatness of the heart. Those who were born for greatness must still prove their greatness time and again. The battle, the journey, the chase of greatness is never done. But for just one night, we hold the Celebration of Greatness! For just one night, we celebrate the greatest! “This is… HyruleMania… 2!!”
HPW Death Mountain Championship Furious 5 Ladder Match: Gold Lynel VS Tali w/ Shabonne VS King Bulblin w/ The Bulblin Triplets VS Hinox VS ???
The One True Monster won this title a year ago, and could complete a ONE YEAR REIGN! That is, if he gets past the Dame of the Dunes, the King of Bulblins, the Colossal Cyclops and a wild card dealt by HPW management! That wild card saves their entrance for last, and it turns out to be… EL HIJO DEL TORBELLINO! The Zora luchador is back again, on the biggest stage he’s ever been on! Is this a chance for #Torbevito to establish his own legacy?
The introductions are made, the belt is already overhead, and we see who rises above the others!
Hinox goes right for Lynel! He still wants to fight from Treasure Island! King Bulblin has his henchmen fetch a ladder for him, but Shabonne works to stop them! Can Shabonne fight? Well, she kicks two of the triplets but the third drags a sizeable ladder to ringside. Tali goes after Bulblin, Torbellino dropkicks the ladder into the triplet! Torbellino helps Tali stomp King Bulblin into a corner. Hinox and Lynel throw hands and end up in a corner. Lynel stomps Hinox down, then rains down fists. Lynel leaves Hinox behind and CLUBS Torbellino down, then back elbows Tali. Lynel stomps King Bulblin before stepping outside the ring.
The Bulblin Triplets are there and grabbing a ladder, but they see Lynel. Lynel BOOTS Triplet One, then DECKS Triplet Two! Triplet Three runs away, Shabonne hides behind the steel steps, and Lynel picks up the ladder. Lynel puts the ladder in the ring and gets back in the ring. Lynel picks up the ladder and stands it up, but Hinox is up and he RAMS the ladder to knock it into Lynel! Lynel staggers and leans on ropes, then Hinox picks up the ladder to RAM it into Lynel’s side! Lynel falls to the apron and Hinox hurries to set the ladder up. King Bulblin is up and he SMACKS Hinox’s head off the ladder’s rungs! And again!
Hinox staggers, King Bulblin tries to back suplex, but Hinox is too big for that! Hinox elbows Bulblin away, throws body shots to back him down, then ROCKS him with a forearm. Hinox has Bulblin in the corner, hushes the fans, and then CHOPS Bulblin! Fans fire up as Bulblin is stinging, and Hinox goes back to the ladder. And Tali is already climbing the other side! Hinox steps on the rung, but SNAP! The rung breaks off! Hinox grumbles, and he decides to just to tip the ladder! Tali jumps off the ladder and hotshots on the ropes! Hinox choke grips Tali, lifts but Tali breaks free! Tali tries to lift Hinox, but again, he’s too big!
Hinox CLUBS Tali, whips her to a corner, then runs in to SPLASH! Tali flops down and Hinox goes back to the ladder. He folds it up, picks it up, and sighs as he puts it in a corner. Torbellino slips another ladder into the ring, and he picks it up to battering RAM it into Hinox! Hinox ends up leaning against the ladder in the corner, Torbellino leans the ladder he brought in against Hinox, and then runs corner to corner to dropkick the ladder sandwich! Torbellino gets out of the way before the one ladder falls on him! But then Bulblin gets Torbellino for a scoop and SLAM onto that fallen ladder! Torbellino writhes while King Bulblin stomps Hinox against the ladder!
Tali drags Torbellino up to throw him out of the ring. She picks up the ladder, RAMS King Bulblin with it, and Bulblin ends up in the corner with Hinox. Tali aims and runs in, but both Bulblin and Hinox get out of the way and the ladder RAMS into the post! The ladder is caught in between the top and middle rope, and Bulblin ROCKS Tali with a haymaker! Bulblin then whips Tali, scoops her to a fireman’s carry and trophy lifts. Tali slips off and SHOVES Bulblin into the ladder as it juts out from the corner! Bulblin falls back, Tali takes the ladder out from the corner, and she presses it down onto Bulblin’s gut! Bulblin tries to fight free but Tali SENTONS onto the ladder!
Tali hobbles up while fans fire up. She drags the ladder off Bulblin, stands it up, but Lynel is climbing up to the apron. Tali kicks him down, but he trips her and drags her out to CLUB her down! Lynel gets back up on the apron but Hinox ROCKS him with a forearm! Lynel hops down off the apron again, tries to trip Hinox up but Hinox stomps his hand! Hinox goes to the ladder, but remembers how the rung broke. He grumbles and tries to figure out how to climb without climbing. Bulblin staggers up, Hinox swings a punch but Bulblin gets around to SIDE LEG SWEEP! Bulblin steps on Hinox to go to the ladder and get up a few extra steps all at once!
Torbellino springboards from the other side and lands halfway up the ladder! Fans fire up as Torbellino climbs, but Bulblin hurries! Torbellino reaches for the belt, Bulblin hits him with a body shot! Bulblin reaches the top, choke grips Torbellino, but Torbellino manages to break free and ROUNDHOUSE! Bulblin drops a step, Hinox choke grips Bulblin to CHOKE SLAM Bulblin off the ladder! The ring shakes, the ladder starts to tip, and Torbellino jumps off before it falls! Torbellino springs off the ropes to PESCADO onto Tali at ringside! Fans lose their minds and even Hinox’s eye is wide in surprise!
Hinox sees the ladder as it rests against the ropes. Hinox folds it up, stands it up in a corner, and Lynel gets in. Fans fire up seeing these two stand off. And then fans really fire up as the hands start flying! Lynel kicks low, throws body shots, forearms, then an uppercut! Hinox staggers, Lynel backs up, but Hinox blocks his boot! Hinox punches Lynel’s leg, then throws body shots of his own. Hinox reels back but Lynel cravats to KNEE Hinox in the head! And again, and again, then snapmares and BUZZSAWS! Fans are torn as Lynel looms over Hinox. But then he turns around and Bulblin SMACKS Lynel in the head with a chair!
Fans boo Bulblin but there’s nothing against using more than just ladders in a ladder match. Bulblin SMACKS Lynel on his horse back and that makes him fall over! Then Bulblin SMACKS Lynel on the side! Bulblin throws the chair aside and gets the ladder from the corner. Bulblin brings it to center and he stands it up. Torbellino runs in and swings under the ladder to dropkick Bulblin to the ropes. Torbellino then somersaults under the ladder and springs up to STUNNER! Fans fire up as Torbellino gets to the ladder! Tali gets back in to CLUB Torbellino and drag him off the ladder! Tali DECKS Torbellino with a forearm, then she climbs.
Torbellino anchors Tali’s foot, she stomps him off then climbs. Torbellino gets back up and grabs at her legs again. Tali hammer fists, he grabs that arm and uses it to pull Tali off the ladder into a Gory Especial! GORY BOMB! Torbellino climbs the ladder now and fans fire up! Bulblin has the chair again! And he SMACKS Torbellino on the back! Fans boo while Torbellino falls to the mat! Bulblin laughs as he climbs, but Lynel gets up! Lynel tips the ladder over, Bulblin jumps off and SNAKE EYES in the corner! Lynel moves the ladder aside to throw body shots on Bulblin over and over in the corner! Lynel then tops it off with a CLOBBERING crossface forearm!
Lynel kicks Bulblin out, Hinox ROCKS Lynel with a right hand! Hinox manages to get Lynel up in a fireman’s carry! COLOSSAL GORON DROP!! Fans lose their minds over that one! Hinox sits up, Tali throws the chair at his face! It smacks off Hinox, then Tali sets it up to COMPLETE SHOT Hinox onto the chair!! Shabonne fires up as Tali stands tall with the ladder! But Bulblin gets in and throws Tali out! Bulblin goes up the ladder, Tali gets in again and drags him back down! Tali clotheslines Bulblin against ropes, tries to clothesline him up and out, but she has to dump him out instead. She goes out after him and RAMS him into barriers!
Tali gets a ladder from ringside and RAMS Bulblin with it! Bulblin tumbles up and over the barrier! Tali sets the ladder up as a bridge between ring and announce desk. She finds Torbellino, brings him up and whips him at the ladder bridge, but Torbellino slides under! Torbellino dropkicks the ladder into Tali! Tali staggers back, Torbellino hops up onto the ladder and LEAPS at Tali, but she blocks his rana! Tali brings Torbellino up and POWERBOMBS him THROUGH THE LADDER! Fans lose their minds again as Tali roars! Tali gets back in the ring, climbs up the ladder, and fans are torn as she ascends. Tali reaches the top, and brings down the belt! TALI WINS!
Winner: Tali (NEW HPW Death Mountain Champion)
The Dame of the Dunes makes history! She ends Lynel’s reign at 364 days, and becomes the first female Death Mountain Champion EVER! Will she look to carry this title all the way to next New Year’s Eve?
HPW Trios Championships: The Studly Guys VS The Desert Flowers!
Groose, Skull Kid & Tingle lost a contender’s match to Riju, Aveil & Buliara because the UnderWorld Order screwed them over, but then won the titles off the UnderWorld Order in a bit of karma! But will the Skyfall Stud and his pals hold onto the gold after a 3v3 rematch? Or will the Desert Flowers finally bloom in the winter like New Year’s fireworks?
The Desert Flowers get a very apropos entrance, with flower pattern laser lights and a little bit of pyro. The trio is also wearing floral pattern ring gear. As for the Studly Guys, they’ve got metallic versions of their usual ring gear, so Tingle is running around in a shiny green bodysuit and red trunks while Groose has metallic blue and gold and Skull Kid has metallic orange. And they all have shining capes that are blowing in the wind of a big electric fan that was put just off stage. The introductions are made, the capes are put away, and the belts are raised as we see whether or not the new year will be STUDLY!
The trios sort out and, just as he declared, Skull Kid starts against Buliara. Maybe Skull Kid should be on the Triforce of Courage belt after all. Skull Kid even calls for a test of strength! Buliara is a bit confused, but she still ties up with him. And then Builiara twists Skull Kid’s wrists and he shouts “OW OW OW!” while hopping from foot to foot. Buliara twists his wrists more and bends the fingers and Skull Kid drops to his knees! Skull Kid still says “OW OW OW” as he gets back to his feet. He tries to get to his corner and reaches out with a leg, telling his team to tag in with his foot. But Buliara monkey flips Skull Kid away to the Desert Flower corner!
Buliara stomps Skull Kid, tags in Aveil, and then drags Skull Kid up. Aveil wrenches Skull Kid’s arm and hammerlocks, Buliara CHOPS Skull Kid before exiting. Aveil rolls Skull Kid up, TWO, but Aveil keeps hold of a leg to half a HALF SAND CRAB! Skull Kid endures and reaches out to ropes. Skull Kid powers up, crawls over, but Aveil drags him away! Skull Kid uses that to slip under and roll Aveil to a cradle! TWO, and Aveil runs into an arm-drag! And then another arm-drag! Aveil blocks the third arm-drag, brings Skull Kid up, but he arm-drags the other way! Skull Kid dropkicks Aveil down then kips up to fire up!
Skull Kid brings Aveil up to whip her to ropes, but she ducks and dodges to springboard CROSSBODY! Direct hit, cover, TWO! Aveil brings Skull Kid up, wrenches an arm and tags Riju in. Riju takes the hand-off and wrenches, wristlocks, then wrenches again to ELBOW BREAKER! Riju hammerlocks and CLUBS the arm, then snapmares Skull Kid to KICK his arm! Skull Kid clutches his shoulder, Riju drags him up but he throws body shots with the good arm. Skull Kid whips Riju but she rolls under his clothesline to roll back into a wheelbarrow and BULLDOG! She then gets the bad arm to WRING it out! She then goes for a crossface but he scrambles around to the ropebreak!
The fans cheer and duel, “DE-SERT FLOW-ERS!” “STUD-LY GUYS!” as Skull Kid and Riju stand off. Groose reaches out for a tag and Skull Kid looks to him. Groose waves him over, Skull Kid reluctantly tags him in. Groose circles with Riju, and there’s a clear size difference. They approach, Riju slips around to kick Groose in the back of the leg! Groose hobbles, Riju shoves him to ropes then dropkicks him into them. Groose rebounds, Riju manages to bring him into a cradle, TWO! Riju dropkicks again but Groose stays up. Groose deadlift waistlocks but Riju fights with elbows. Groose CLUBS Riju, then pump handles to scoop and POWERSLAM! Cover, but Aveil breaks it!
Fans fire up while the ref reprimands Aveil but she helps Riju get to the corner. Buliara tags in and she stomps Groose to keep him from going to his corner. Buliara brings Groose up, wrenches an arm and whips, but Groose holds ropes to stop himself. Buliara runs in but Groose dumps her out! Fans fire up as Groose takes aim. Groose looks like he’s preparing to slingshot, but then he shakes his head and says, “Nope.” Fans cheer as he rolls out of the ring and Goron Uppercuts! Buliara falls against barriers, Groose brings her around to whip into more barriers. The ring count begins, Groose brings Buliara around but she throws forearms.
Buliara brings Groose over to the announce desk and SMACKS him off the top! Buliara ROCKS Groose with a forearm, the ring count is 6 of 10, Buliara puts Groose in the ring at 7. Buliara drags Groose to the Desert Flower corner and tags Aveil. Buliara then stands on the bottom rope and jumps for a SPLASH! She gets out as Aveil goes to the second rope. Aveil tags Riju then jumps for a SPLASH! Riju climbs up top and Aveil gets out, FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Groose survives the onslaught of splashes but Riju anchors his foot. Wait, not really, he drags her along as he heads for his corner. She grapevines his leg while she gets a HEEL HOOK, and Groose drops to a knee!
Riju pulls on the leg but Groose endures. Groose uses his one good leg and both his arms to crawl over, hot tag to Tingle! Tingle stomps Riju, drags her up and full nelsons, but Riju breaks free. But Tingle has a waistlock instead for a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Tingle whips but Riju RANAS on the return! Tingle ends up in a corner, Riju runs in to back body block! She sweeps the legs and rolls to come back, SLIDING FOREARM! She drags Tingle to the drop zone, goes up the corner, but Skull Kid runs over and distracts her. The ref reprimands, but Tingle gets up to RISING HEADBUTT! Riju wobbles up top, Tingle climbs and brings Riju up. SUPERPLEX!!
Fans fire up while both wrestlers are down. Riju and Tingle stir, and they head for their corners. Hot tags to Aveil and Groose! Aveil dodges Groose’s clothesline to knock Skull Kid off the apron! Aveil then runs at Groose, tilt-o-whirls and headscissors! Groose staggers up, Aveil wheelbarrows, but Groose blocks her bulldog to shove her to ropes. But she springboards to FLYING ROUNDHOUSE! Aveil springboards and LYNEL-SAULTS! Cover, TWO! Aveil tags Buliara in and they get Groose up. They double whip, double elbow Groose down, then Aveil runs for a hip toss senton! Then they FIST DROP STANDING MOONSAULT COMBO! Buliara covers, Skull Kid breaks it!
The ref reprimands and Skull Kid argues that the Desert Flowers did it! Either way, fans fire up as Aveil runs back in and kicks Skull Kid. Aveil whips, Skull Kid reverses, wrenches and ROUNDHOUSES! Aveil goes down but Skull Kid hobbles a bit, holding his hamstring. Maybe he strained himself kicking that high. But then Buliara BOOTS Skull Kid down! Groose gets Buliara’s arms and turns her! Buliara powers out of the Loftwing and she ROCKS him with a forearm! Buliara whips Groose to ropes and picks him up for a SPINEBUSTER! She grabs both legs and works to turn Groose over, but Groose powers up and rolls to throw Buliara away!
Fans fire up, Groose JABS, and JABS, and JABS! He winds up, but Buliara ducks the Right Hand of the Goddess, and she half nelsons. Groose fights the lift, arm-drags free, winds up again, but Buliara dropkicks him away! Groose falls against ropes, Buliara clotheslines him against the ropes! Riju tags in, Buliara whips Groose and picks him up, Riju runs in to BLOCKBUSTER SPINEBUSTER COMBO! Buliara knocks Tingle off the apron and Riju covers, TWO!! Groose survives and the Desert Flowers are beside themselves! Riju hurries to the corner and climbs up while Buliara drags Groose back up. BACKBREAKER ELBOW DROP COMBO!! Skull Kid springboards in to break the cover!!
Fans are going nuts as Skull Kid fires off haymakers on Riju! Skull Kid winds up, but Buliara grabs his arm! Buliara reels Skull Kid in and CLOBBERS him with a lariat! The ref tells Buliara she has to exit, she’s been in the ring too long. Buliara goes to the corner, Riju tags her in and they get Groose back up. Buliara fireman’s carries and Riju runs, but Groose fights free and shoves Buliara into Riju! Then Groose hits Buliara with RIGHT HAND OF THE GODDESS!! Fans are thunderous again, and Groose roars! Groose drags Buliara up, chicken wings the arms and turns Buliara, LOFTWING DRIVER!! Groose slowly turns Buliara over for the cover, Aveil MOONSAULTS it apart!!
Fans are electric, and Skull Kid rises! This looks like how he was moving around in the match against UnderWorld Order! Aveil runs over but he swats her clothesline away to then URAKEN and HEADBUTT her down! Riju rushes back in, Skull Kid BOOTS her, then reels her in for a POWERSLAM! Skull Kid then goes to Buliara, drags her up, and somehow trophy lifts her! Aveil and Riju regroup, and Skull Kid THROWS Buliara at them both! All three Desert Flowers fall! The ref reprimands Skull Kid and tells him to go to the corner. Skull Kid stares at the ref, and the mask makes it very creepy. Skull Kid then choke grips the ref!?! For a CHOKE SLAM!?!
Fans are losing their minds, and Groose is just as shocked! Groose asks Skull Kid what he’s thinking, but Skull Kid just stares at him. Then Skull Kid kicks him low! Skull Kid then front kicks and SUPER- No, Groose blocks it! Groose throws the foot away but Skull Kid spins to DRAGON WHIP! Groose falls and Tingle gets in to check on him. Tingle confronts Skull Kid now, but Skull Kid grabs Tingle’s head with both hands for a HEADBUTT! And another HEADBUTT! And another, and another, and another! Tingle flops back, and Skull Kid turns around to leave the ring. Groose gets back up and shouts after Skull Kid, but Skull Kid doesn’t turn back.
Another ref comes out while HPW medical checks on the first ref. This match is apparently going to continue as a 3v2 handicap, putting things in the challengers’ favor. Buliara and Groose reset, fans rally up, and they approach. Groose shoots in, gets a waistlock, but Buliara wrenches free to hammerlock. Buliara shifts to a headlock, Groose throws body shots then powers out. Buliara ducks and dodges then redirects Groose. Aveil tags in as Buliara hits the ropes, Buliara shoots around Groose to shove him into Aveil’s RANA! Aveil has a pin, TWO! Buliara helps Aveil go to the ropes and springboard CROSSBODY Groose down!
Buliara DECKS Tingle, Aveil tags Riju, Buliara drags Groose up! Buliara fireman’s carries, Aveil runs back in, FLAPJACK CUTTER COMBO! They drag Groose into the drop zone and Riju is up top! ULTIMATE ELBOW DROP!! Cover, DESERT FLOWERS WIN!!
Winners: The Desert Flowers, by pinfall (NEW HPW Trios Champions)
More history is made before the end of the year! Riju, Aveil and Buliara celebrate together as they become the first female trio to hold these titles! Is 2022 going to be the Year of the Flower?
Career on the Line: Ghirahim VS Midna!
Last year, the Living Blade cut down Rauru and ended the legend’s in-ring career! Now he claims he’ll do the same to the Twilight Princess, all because she kept him from cheating his way to former glory. Will taking down another icon be enough for Ghirahim? Or will Midna put him to sleep in the twilight?
Ghirahim has special HyruleMania entrance gear! The cape is gray with blue and yellow argyle underneath, and the suit is blue with yellow gloves. The sash belt is black with a big blue gem. As for Midna, she’s changed her black and green cloak into purple and blue, or maybe more a teal. The fans are fired up already as the two stare down. The bell rings, the two circle, fans chant, “Hey~ Midna! Hoo, ha! I wanna kno-oOo~o-oh! Will you be mah girl?” Midna and Ghirahim tie up, fans fire up again, and Midna powers Ghirahim to ropes. Ghirahim shouts for the ropebreak, the ref counts, and Midna lets off. Ghirahim composes himself as the two reset.
Midna and Ghirahim tie up again and they’re in a deadlock as Ghirahim digs his heels in. But because of her slight leverage advantage, Midna again pushes Ghirahim to ropes. Ghirahim again shouts for the ropebreak, the ref counts, and Midna lets off again. Ghirahim paces a bit while fixing his hair. He and Midna tie up again, Midna pushes Ghirahim back towards ropes, but Ghirahim turns it around to put Midna on the ropes this time. Ghirahim is more aggressive as he pushes his forearms into Midna’s face! The fans boo, the ref reprimands and counts, but Ghirahim lets off with a shove. Midna sneers, but she doesn’t retaliate, even though fans chant, “BEAT HIS ASS! BEAT HIS ASS!”
Midna and Ghirahim circle again. They approach, Ghirahim kicks low then headlocks! Ghirahim laughs rather arrogantly, but then Midna picks Ghirahim up! Ghirahim thrashes to stop that, grinds the headlock, and holds tight as Midna tries to power out. Ghirahim laughs again but fans boo. Midna fights up, but Ghirahim throws punches while he has the headlock! The ref reprimands, Ghirahim mockingly frowns, then hits a headlock takedown. Midna keeps her shoulders off the mat, tries to headscissor but Ghirahim shrugs it off. Midna rolls Ghirahim to a cover, ONE, and Ghirahim holds on. Ghirahim shifts around, tries to get an arm, but Midna gets a ROPEBREAK with a leg!
The ref counts, Ghirahim lets off at 4. And then he stomps Midna’s arm! Fans boo but Ghirahim soaks it up and even takes a bow. Midna gets up, shaking out the arm, and she resets with Ghirahim. They tie up, Ghirahim wrenches the bad arm and has a wristlock. Midna reaches for ropes but Ghirahim YANKS the arm and keeps her away. Ghirahim cranks the wristlock, and then hits an ELBOW BREAKER! Ghirahim hammerlocks the arm, and he RAMS Midna into buckles! Fans boo while Midna clutches the arm, Ghirahim gets the arm through the ropes and PULLS! The ref reprimands and counts, fans boo more, and Ghirahim lets off at 4.
Midna gets up to CHOP, but that hurts her arm more than it does Ghirahim’s chest! Ghirahim laughs it off, brushes off his chest, but then Midna BOOTS him! Ghirahim staggers, Midna runs over to BOOT him down! Midna shakes out the bad arm, drags Ghirahim up, and reels him in, but Ghirahim fights the exploder. Ghirahim gets the bad arm again and wants a Fujiwara! Midna stays up, rolls through and kicks Ghirahim’s leg out! Midna drags Ghirahim into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Midna uses her good arm to pull Ghirahim in but Ghirahim fights to stay on his feet. Ghirahim moves around, Midna throws elbows with the good arm! Ghirahim still reaches out and gets a ROPEBREAK!
Midna holds on until 4 now and fans fire up as she lets go. She stomps Ghirahim at the ropes but the ref has her back off. Ghirahim bails out and huffs and puffs, fans taunt him with the simple, “You Suck! You Suck!” He tells them to shut up, and he gets on the apron, only for Midna to BOOT him again! Ghirahim falls onto the apron, fans fire up, and Midna reaches through the ropes to stomp him on the apron! The ref counts, Midna lets off at 4, and Ghirahim flops off the apron. Midna goes out after him and whips Ghirahim into barriers! Midna runs in and BOOTS Ghirahim over the railing! Fans are really fired up now, especially the front row over there!
Midna goes back to the ring as the count starts, and she gets her bad arm moving. The count is 5 of 10 before Ghirahim drags himself up and over the barriers. Ghirahim gets back to ringside at 7 and in at 8. Midna is right after him with stomps! Midna drags Ghirahim up, whips him to ropes and CHOPS, but again the bad arm hurts! Ghirahim ROCKS Midna with a forearm, then CHOPS her back! Ghirahim then gets the bad arm and WRINGS it out! FUJIWARA! Midna endures, fans rally and fire up, and Ghirahim pushes as far back as he can! Midna moves around, reaches out, but Ghirahim arm-drags her away to then go for an ARMBAR!
Midna clasps hands, Ghirahim clubs at the grip, Midna pushes up to a cover, TWO! Ghirahim still pulls on the arm, Midna keeps her hands clasped, and she gets up on her feet. Midna DEADLIFTS Ghirahim for a SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! She shakes the bad arm before she covers, TWO! Midna gets a leg and turns Ghirahim over for a HALF SAND CRAB! Very smart to use her left arm, the good arm, to get Ghirahim’s right leg! Ghirahim reaches for the ropes but Midna sits deep! Ghirahim endures, crawls over, but Midna drags him away! Ghirahim uses that to turn things around and kick at Midna with the free leg! Midna gets that leg and stomps Ghirahim in the gut!
Midna steps through but Ghirahim kicks her away. Midna comes back but Ghirahim ducks the low boot and rolls her up! TWO, and Ghirahim springboards off the ropes! GHIRACUTTER! Cover, TWO!?! Midna survives and Ghirahim is furious! Ghirahim argues with the ref but the ref defends that was fair. Fans rally up but Ghirahim drags Midna back up. Ghirahim CHOPS Midna, then CHOPS her again to have her against ropes. Ghirahim whips but Midna holds ropes, but again the bad arm! Ghirahim gets Midna in a dragon sleeper and grabs the bad arm, TWISTING DDT! Cover, TWO! Ghirahim is furious, and he drags Midna up, only for her to cradle! TWO!!
Ghirahim panickily checks with the ref, and is relieved to know it was only two. But then Midna CHOP BLOCKS his leg! Ghirahim clutches his knee, Midna BOOTS him down! Midna fires up and the fans are with her as Ghirahim flounders back up. Midna takes aim, TWILIGHT- NO! Ghirahim slips out the back! Ghirahim runs past Midna to springboard again! GHIRA- NO! Midna catches Ghirahim for a HIGH ANGLE GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Midna aims from a corner, TWILIGHT SLEEP!! Cover, Midna wins!!
Winner: Midna, by pinfall (does not have to retire)
The Twilight Princess thwarts Ghirahim’s plans to end her career! Will this victory on New Year’s Eve make the new year bright for Midna?
But wait! Ghirahim attacks her on the ramp! That sore loser can’t let anything go! Fans are furiously booing as he CLUBS her and shoves her up the ramp to the stage. He drags her by the bad arm then stomps the hand! Midna writhes as she clutches her hand, but Ghirahim gets something from behind the curtain. It’s the FUSED SHADOW?! How’d he get that?! Ghirahim shouts about, “Hard to put on, right? Hard to put it on, right?!” Isn’t that what she said during her action figure stream? He forces the Fused Shadow on her head! Then the lights start flickering, as does the tron! And when it all stops, Ghirahim takes the helmet off Midna, and she’s an IMP again!!
Fans are going nuts while Midna realizes what’s happened to her! Ghirahim laughs as he breaks the Fused Shadow up again! He leaves her the same piece she was wearing all last year, and dares her to come for the others. Has Ghirahim just ruined 2022 for the Twilight Princess?
Backstage interview with the Desert Flowers.
Irene congratulates the NEW HPW Trios Champions and Riju thanks her. Riju says not only was this a great victory for them, but one for all Gerudo and “vai” (Gerudo for “woman/women”) wrestlers. But then, Forged By Violence walks over. Iron Knuckle says he and the Darknuts wanted to personally congratulate them on their victory, and personally extend a challenge for the new year. “LIKE HELL!” Ganondorf shouts as he BOOTS Iron Knuckle right down! And he has Zant and Agahnim with him! They brawl with FBV as referees and security rush in! It takes a lot just to keep Knuckle and Ganondorf back, but Ganondorf vows to “recycle your tin can asses!” Is the Gerudo Ace making a New Year’s resolution of revenge?
HPW Termina Championship: Osphala VS Fin Balure!
The Gleaming Yellow Light took this title from Igos du Ikana on Treasure Island, and then the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla boxed the Ikana Royal Family out at Fyter Feast! Osphala trains hard against the elements, but will his reign end in the deep waters? Or will he prove to Fin that he can swim with the sharks?
Osphala has gear that’s more golden than yellow this time, he’s very shiny. Fin, meanwhile, goes with stark white so that it stands out against his deep blue and off-white two-tone. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if Osphala’s time ends with the end of the year!
Fans are excited to see “Both These Guys! Both These Guys!” as Osphala and Balure stare down. Fans start dueling as Balure and Osphala circle and approach. They tie up, Balure waistlocks and throws Osphala down. Osphala gets up with a grin and the two circle again. They tie up again, Balure wristlocks but Osphala blocks with a chinbar. Balure powers through to wrench and armlock but Osphala rolls him, ONE. Fans cheer the technical exchange as the two men circle again. Osphala and Balure feel out the double knuckle locks, and Osphala wrenches one to a keylock. Osphala gets Balure on the mat but Balure headscissors back.
Fans cheer as Osphala works on an escape, using legs to pick the hold and get a headlock back. Balure powers up but Osphala headlock takeovers. Balure headscissors and holds tight this time. Osphala works to get his own headscissor counter but Balure cranks up for leverage. Balure even does push-ups just to show off! Fans cheer as Balure cranks harder. Osphala works on the hold again, kips out and then dropkicks Balure down! Osphala headlocks to a takeover again. Balure pushes at Osphala’s face, works his way around to roll Osphala, ONE. The two stand as fans rally again. Balure throws hands, powers out but Osphala goes up and over and arm-drags back!
Osphala dropkicks Balure again, and has him on the ropes. Osphala whips, Balure reverses but Osphala sunset flips. Balure rolls through but Osphala is ready and he kangaroo kicks Balure! Osphala school boy KICKS Balure down! Fans cheer as Osphala looms over Balure. Osphala drags Balure up to wrench and roll him, then splash down on the arm. Fans duel again as Osphala wrenches Balure. Balure knees and clubs Osphala then whips, to elbow Osphala down! Cover, ONE, but Balure keeps his focus. Osphala gets to a corner but Balure throws body shots. Osphala pie faces Balure so Balure CHOPS him back! Balure stalks Osphala to another corner and rams his shoulder in.
Balure CHOPS Osphala again and follows him to a third corner. Fans want “One More Time!” but Balure throws forearms first. Balure whips Osphala corner to corner for a running CHOP! And then back the other way for a CHOP! Balure whips a third time but Osphala boots back! Osphala CHOPS back, too! Osphala fires off more CHOPS and stalks Balure to a corner. Now Osphala throws haymakers and stomps! The ref backs Osphala off and Balure gets to his feet. Osphala runs in but Balure hops out. Osphala ducks the retaliatory kick, then joins Balure on the apron to FLYING RANA! Fans are losing their minds as both men hit the floor!
Osphala is up first and he drags Balure up. Osphala throws Balure hard into barriers, and then CHOPS him in front of the fans! The ring count reaches 6 but Osphala puts Balure in. Balure bails out so Osphala pursues around the corner. Osphala runs in, but into a SLINGBLADE! Balure won’t let Osphala copy his shotgun dropkick! Balure KNEES Osphala down then puts him in the ring. Balure drives elbows into Osphala’s shoulder over and over, then locks him into a grounded cobra twist. Balure grinds his forearm on Osphala’s face like a saw, but lets go at the ref’s reprimand. Balure runs to basement dropkick Osphala in the back! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally up and duel, Balure clamps onto Osphala with a cravat. Balure wrenches the neck, Osphala endures and fights up. Osphala throws elbows and body shots, but Balure stomps Osphala’s foot! Balure then snapmares Osphala and KICKS him in the back! Balure clamps back on with a chinlock and he grinds Osphala down. Osphala turns, slips out, has Balure’s arm and has a top wristlock. Osphala shifts to a headlock, Balure throws a hard body shot, then gets free to CHOP Osphala off his feet! Osphala rolls to ropes and Balure starts stomping him! Balure stomps and stomps then springboard stomps! The ref counts, Balure lets off and Osphala bails out.
Balure builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit and fans fire up with Balure! Balure puts Osphala back in, climbs up top, but Osphala rolls away. Balure hops down and storms after Osphala, but Osphala drop toeholds! Osphala floats to a facelock, drags Balure up, knees him low, and crosses Balure’s arms. Osphala suplexes but Balure kicks and resists the suplex. Balure NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Balure CHOPS Osphala! Osphala bends back like that cut to his soul! Balure then brings Osphala into a dragon sleeper, ELBOW DROP DDT! Balure drags Osphala to a drop zone then goes up the corner. COUP DE- NO! Osphala moves!
Balure lands on his feet but his leg jams! Balure hobbles, Osphala chop blocks him! Osphala trips Balure up, laces up the legs, for the SAND CASTLE! This is the same sequence as a year ago at Biron Snowshelf! But Balure flails, grabs at Osphala’s face and fish hooks his nose! The ref reprimands but Osphala still loses his leverage on the Sand Castle. Balure rains down fists then stomps him over and over. Balure fires up, fans are torn, and Balure drags Osphala back up. Balure has the Half Hatch but Osphala RAMS him into a corner! Osphala rolls back and runs back in to forearm smash! Osphala runs corner to corner and back again, into a SLINGBLADE!
Balure roars, goes to a corner, and then takes aim with finger guns. Osphala gets up and staggers, but he avoids the shotgun dropkick! Osphala hurries to get Balure’s arms and the facelock! SAND ROD!! Cover, but the ref points out Osphala’s feet are under the ropes! Osphala hurries to drag Balure away from ropes, cover, TWO!! That delay might’ve just cost Osphala! Osphala hurries to get Balure’s legs but Balure resists and kicks Osphala away. Balure blocks Osphala’s clothesline to spin him around and dragon sleeper, but Osphala snapmares free! Ghost pin, TWO! Osphala facelocks and KNEES Balure in the ribs, then crosses the arms! SAND ROD!! Cover, TWO!?! HOW?!?
Osphala can’t believe Balure survives and neither can the fans! Fans chant “This is Awesome!” as Osphala thinks on what he has to do. Osphala drags Balure by his legs, turns him over and ties the legs up, but Balure rolls as Osphala drops back for the Sand Castle! Balure stands up to DOUBLE STOMP Osphala down! Balure drags Osphala up while he’s sputtering, Half Hatch, but Osphala fights the lift! Osphala wrenches out, BOTH men ROCK the other with a forearm! Osphala comes back, into Balure’s PELE! Balure gets a leg and drags Osphala down, into an STF! Balure’s returning the favor from last year! Osphala fights the hold, reaches out, but Balure hooks that arm!
Balure rolls Osphala away from ropes, and then cranks on the crossface! Osphala still endures, drags himself towards ropes, Balure keeps trying on the hold, but Osphala gets the ROPEBREAK! Balure holds on until the ref counts 4 and fans are fired up again! Osphala sputters and coughs as he gets up the ropes, and he turns around into a CHOP! Balure gets him in another dragon sleeper, inverted suplex and SLAM! Balure goes right to the corner and goes right up top! COUP DE GRACE!!! Cover, BALURE WINS!
Winner: Fin Balure, by pinfall (NEW HPW Termina Champion)
The third title match, the third title change! With a new Termina Champion in play, did the new year just get reeeeeel?
HPW Goddess Championship: Zelda VS Hilda w/ Ravio!
The Princess of Hyrule is ready to make history! She will have a ONE YEAR REIGN, only if she retains the title! Will Her Grace and her henchmen do everything in their power to dethrone Zelda? Or will Zelda deny Hilda her crowning achievement?
Zelda brings back the modified Sheik outfit with the gold trim. Hilda has a silver variation of her usual purple gear, but with purple and gold trip. Since Ravio is with her, we’re getting a sneak peek of his own silver and purple gear. But then referee Maron Ronron knows better than to trust Ravio at ringside. Ravio promises he’ll behave but Maron doesn’t believe him so she EJECTS him! Ravio sulks back up the ramp while the introductions are made. The belt is raised, and we see who makes history!
Fans are fired up already as the two stare down. Hilda gets annoyed that so many more fans are chanting for Zelda than for her. Hilda bails out and covers her ears while she walks around. Fans boo now but that just gives Hilda reason to cover her ears more. Zelda storms up to the ropes but Maron has her stay inside. Maron starts a ring count on Hilda. Fans chant “Get Counted Out! Get Counted Out!” but Hilda tells them to shut up. The count reaches 5 of 10 and Hilda gets nervous. Zelda dares her to get in, the count reaches 8, and Hilda rushes in! Zelda hurries after her, but Hilda slips back out! Hilda trips Zelda, drags her out, and RAMS her into the apron!
Hilda whips Zelda into the barriers, then uppercuts her against them! Zelda flops to the floor, Hilda fires up but fans boo and jeer again. “You Still Suck! You Still Suck!” Hilda drags Zelda up, POSTS her, then puts her in the ring. Hilda slips in then back out to refresh the ring count, and she pulls Zelda over to the post. Hilda gets a DRAPING HEEL HOOK! Maron reprimands and counts, Hilda lets go at 4. Hilda “apologizes,” then she SLAMS Zelda’s leg against the post! Maron reprimands again as Hilda gets in the ring. Hilda drags Zelda from the corner, pulling on Zelda’s hair. Maron reprimands, Hilda stomps Zelda’s bad leg!
Hilda grabs the bad leg for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Zelda clutches the knee but Hilda stomps and kicks the leg, then YANKS it! Hilda KICKS Zelda down, then gets the leg to drop knees on the knee! Hilda gets a toehold, pulls on the leg, but Zelda endures. Zelda pulls Hilda’s hair, Maron reprimands, but Zelda goes for a dragon sleeper now. Hilda throws elbows into Zelda’s stomach and ribs, then CLAWS Zelda’s thigh! Thankfully she’s wearing the Sheik suit! Zelda still can’t keep the dragon sleeper, so she throws elbows into Hilda’s shoulder and neck area! Zelda throws clubbing crossface forearms, and she manages to turn toehold into rear mount!
Zelda clubs Hilda a couple more times, then goes for the chicken wing! Hilda scrambles around as Zelda tries for the crossface! Hilda reaches out, kicks around, Zelda keeps trying, ROPEBREAK with a foot! Maron counts, Zelda lets go quickly, and she gets space to shake out the bad leg. Hilda gets up and clutches her shoulder while getting that arm to move. The two reset and fans fire up again. Zelda and Hilda circle, approach, and Hilda KICKS the bad leg! Zelda hobbles, but she spin back kicks! Zelda reels Hilda into a facelock, turns her, but Hilda fights the neckbreaker to arm-drag Zelda down for an armlock! Hilda cranks on the cording hold but fans rally up.
Zelda fights up, stomps Hilda’s foot, and Hilda bends down to clutch that foot. Zelda hooks her leg on Hilda’s head and goes up and over to then back suplex! Bridging cover, TWO! Zelda holds on to get the arms for a grounded cobra twist! Hilda endures, even as Zelda thrashes her around. Zelda then brings Hilda backwards into a cover, TWO! Zelda still has the arms, for RINGS OF SATURN! Fans fire up, Hilda flails and kicks her legs, she moves around, and gets the ROPEBREAK with a foot! Zelda lets go at 4, then gets the legs to roll Hilda into sitting up. Zelda keeps moving and she comes back to BASEMENT METEORA Hilda down! Cover, TWO!
Hilda rolls away to the apron. Zelda storms over after her, grabs at Hilda through the ropes, but Hilda pulls her into the ropes to choke her! Maron reprimands and counts, Hilda lets go at 4. Then Hilda KICKS Zelda while she’s in the ropes! Hilda then facelocks Zelda for a DRAPING APRON DDT! A bit double-edged since Hilda has to land on the apron, too, but she gets up to slingshot and sunset flip! Cover, TWO!! Zelda survives and Hilda is furious! She argues the count with Maron but Maron says it was fair. Hilda huffs and puffs as she drags Zelda to center and ties up the legs. Hilda sits Zelda up, but Zelda resists Her Royal Highness’ Matched Luggage!
Zelda hooks Hilda’s left arm and leg and manages to drag her into a cradle! TWO, but Zelda holds onto Hilda’s leg. Zelda drops into a HEEL HOOK! More or less returning the favor from earlier! Hilda scrambles and reaches for ropes, Zelda drags her back! Fans fire up as Hilda endures. Hilda stomps Zelda with her free leg, but Zelda catches that foot and adds it for a DOUBLE HEEL HOOK! Hilda endures again, still reaches out, practically tries to do the backstroke, but Zelda drags her back again. Zelda turns Hilda over for a modified HALF SAND CRAB! Hilda endures even more now as fans fire back up! Hilda claws, powers up, and gets to the ROPEBREAK!
Maron counts, Zelda lets go at 4 again, and she walks off her frustration. Hilda crawls to a corner, and she starts untying a buckle. Maron notices and reprimands her! Hilda stops and Zelda runs in to stomp her down! Maron counts at Zelda now and Zelda drags Hilda from the corner. Hilda kicks Zelda’s leg but Zelda kicks her in the side. Hilda kicks Zelda in the leg again, Zelda kicks Hilda in the side again. They’re egging each other on as the kicks keep going back and forth! Fans rally up as they go faster and faster, Zelda KICKS Hilda in the arm, but Hilda gets up in a huff to ROCK Zelda with a forearm! And then CHOP her, and then ROCK her again!
Zelda leans on ropes, Hilda CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! But then Zelda blocks the chop! Hilda can’t get free and Zelda WRINGS the arm, then FUJIWARA! Hilda endures, reaches out with a leg, but Zelda hooks the arm and rolls Hilda to a backslide! ONE as Hilda rolls off, but Zelda has the wrists! LIGHT- NO! Hilda drops back to avoid the knee! Hilda rolls Zelda up, with tights! TWO!! Zelda is furious and Hilda hurries to a corner. She begs for forgiveness, but then YANKS Zelda into the buckle! The loose buckle from earlier!! Hilda O’Conner Rolls with bridge, TWO!! Hilda freaks out that Zelda survives!
Hilda storms back to the corner and finishes removing the buckle pad, even with Maron reprimanding. Hilda then goes back to Zelda and drags her up. Hilda runs Zelda to the corner, but Zelda blocks the bare buckle bump! Zelda throws body shots, then throws forearms. Hilda swings back but Zelda catches the clothesline to spin her around for chicken wings! TIGER SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! INTO THE IMPA LOCK!! Hilda kicks and flails, rolls back to a cover, ONE! Zelda has the arms for a motorcycle stretch, BLINDSIDE LIGHT ARROW!! Zelda turns Hilda over to cover, Zelda wins!
Winner: Zelda, by pinfall (still HPW Goddess Champion)
She’s done it! The Princess of Hyrule keeps her crown and completes ONE FULL YEAR as champion! History has been made, what more will Zelda do in her reign?
Hilda stays ringside, and Ravio makes his return. Referees change as Maron Ronron gives Tiger Sahasrahla the ring for the main event. Fans applaud and Sahasrahla takes a bow. Then the lights go down and we turn our attention to the titantron. A somewhat ominous song plays and there’s a Star Wars opening scroll of text.
There is a legend oft told in Hyrule Kingdom. It is the legend of the Triforce, once kept within Hyrule itself. Said to be a gift of the gods, the Triforce could grant a wish of all those who touched it. That power could still be within the Triforce within this title. (An image of the Triforce Championship is shown) So of course, many want to get their hands on it. Wars have been fought for the Triforce Championship. (Highlight reel of the original tournament)
A thief of notorious repute took this title for himself and cast darkness on Hyrule. (Highlights from Link VS Ganondorf, Treasure Island 1 last year) But just as Ganondorf had the world in his evil clutches, a hero answered the call of Hyrule’s people. (Highlights from Ganondorf VS Link, HyruleMania 1) And this hero, wielding the Master Sword, took up the quest to challenge Ganondorf’s might. In an epic battle, the hero defeated the evil and rescued the Triforce Championship. And for almost a full year, prosperity has reigned.
And while legends come to us from the distant past, others have yet to be written…
HPW Triforce Championship: Link VS Ravio w/ Hilda!
The tron’s special package is over and the lights come back up. There, Link is dressed with stark white tights with boots, and green tunic over brown sleeves. Another iconic look from wrestling heroes past, perhaps? Link gets in the ring, the introductions are made and the belt is raised. It is time to see who’s legend grows on New Year’s Eve!
Fans are fired up already as Link and Ravio stare down. They circle, Ravio does some drop steps and fires himself up. He even bounces on his feet and slaps his shoulders to fire up more. They approach, and Ravio shoves Link down to then go for the opposite corner! Ravio starts untying the top buckle pad! Sahasrahla reprimands while Link gets up and hurries over but Ravio throws the top buckle pad at him! Link sputters from getting hit in the face, and Ravio is working on the middle pad. Sahasrahla reprimands Ravio more, but Link CLUBS Ravio! Link wrenches Ravio’s arm, has a wristlock, but Ravio rolls and wrenches back.
Link rolls and wrenches, Ravio rolls and wrenches, Link rolls but Ravio flicks him in the ear! Sahasrahla reprimands but Ravio whips Link to the corner. Link stops himself from hitting the bare top buckle, but he loses his footing on the loose middle pad! Ravio runs in and back body blocks Link into the buckles! Link clutches the back of his neck from hitting the buckle, and Ravio snapmares Link to wrap on a chinlock. Link endures and fans rally up as Ravio thrashes him around. Link rolls to slip out while putting a hammerlock on Ravio! Now Ravio endures while fans cheer for Link! Ravio reaches back and grabs Link’s hair. Sahasrahla reprimands but Ravio pushes up.
Ravio throws back elbows, then wrenches and whips Link to ropes. Ravio sidesteps, drops and keeps Link going, then repeats again, and again, and again. Fans rally up as Link keeps going, and going, and going, and then he whips Ravio! But then Ravio holds ropes to put a stop to it! Fans are a little disappointed but they also laugh as Link wants Ravio to run the ropes but Ravio shakes his head no. Link rushes over, Ravio boots, but Link blocks it! Link throws the leg down to CHOP Ravio against ropes! Ravio goes to a corner but Link CHOPS him again! Link CHOPS Ravio again, Sahasrahla counts the ropebreak but Link CHOPS again. Link backs off at 4, but then CHOPS again!
Ravio staggers away but then goes between the ropes as a defense. Sahasrahla has Link stay back and Ravio gets out of the ring. Link slides out to pursue but Ravio gets right back in and PLANCHAS! Direct hit and down goes Link! Hilda goes to the corner and finishes untying the loose middle buckle pad! She even unties the bottom one as Ravio drags Link up to RAM into barriers! Ravio puts Link in at 4 of 10, then aims for the completely bare corner! Ravio whips Link but Link reverses and Ravio takes the bare buckles! Hilda curses Ravio’s bad luck but fans are cheering! Link runs in but Ravio dodges and Link hits buckles! Ravio schoolboy bridges, TWO!
Fans fire up as the two stand off. They reset and fans rally up. They circle, approach, and Link shoots in to waistlock, but Ravio resists the lift. Ravio switches, shoves Link at Sahasrahla but Link stops himself. Ravio then dropkicks Link into Sahasrahla and they fall in the corner! Ravio goes outside and looks under the ring. “Nana nana, nana nana, nana nana, nana nana… NA NA NA NAAA~!” It’s a TABLE! Fans cheer as Ravio sets up what is clearly his table, given the purple rabbit logo painted on the wood. Ravio gets the table into the ring, but Link WRECKS him with a dropkick! Link brings the table back out of the ring, and fans chant, “Table! Table!”
Link lifts up the apron skirt but fans boo! They want tables! Link thinks about it, and then picks the table up to SLAM it wood side down on Ravio! Link then goes up to the apron, jumps and DOUBLE STOMPS it into Ravio! Not the conventional way to break a table but it still worked out. Link drags Ravio out of the wreckage and into the ring, but Hilda creeps over. Link looks at her and she backs off, but Ravio DIVES! Direct hit with the low-pe and Link is sent into barriers! Sahasrahla’s back up and he starts a ring count. Ravio bumps Link off the apron at 3 then rolls in just to refresh the count. Ravio POSTS Link, then whips Link into steel steps!
Ravio refreshes the ring count again, then stomps Link. Ravio pulls the steel steps apart and fans fire up. He drags Link over, scoops and SLAMS Link onto the base steps! Link writhes, and Ravio picks up the top part of the steps! Ravio lifts the steps up, but Link avoids the SMASH as Ravio swings them down! Link then kicks Ravio low, fireman’s carries him, and hits a BOMBOS MEDALLION to the steps! Fans lose their minds was Ravio writhes to the floor. Sahasrahla stops the count to check on Ravio and Link goes into the ring. Ravio is somehow okay to continue, so Link goes out to fetch him. Link puts Ravio in, covers, TWO!!
Fans fire up and Link is surprised. Link drags Ravio up, fireman’s carries again, but Ravio fights free! Ravio throws a forearm, Link throws a forearm back. Ravio forearms again, Link throws the forearm back again. Ravio throws body shots, a forearm and uppercut! Link ROUNDHOUSES, SUPERKICKS and PELES! Ravio staggers, Link reels him in to suplex, STUN-DOG MILLIONAIRE! Link staggers, Ravio runs, RABBIT KNEES!! Cover, TWO?!? Link survives and both Ravio and Hilda are furious! Ravio stomps away on Link, then runs to springboard leg drop! Cover, TWO! Ravio pulls on his mask’s rabbit ears in frustration!
Ravio drags Link up and shouts, “I have to get the Triforce title! I have to! For Hilda! Do you understand?!” Then Ravio SLAPS Link! And Link is NOT happy about that! Link fires off haymaker after haymaker and he backs Ravio down to a corner! Link keeps firing off but Sahasrahla counts. Link lets off at 4 but he’s all fired up! But Ravio runs at him for a THESZ PRESS! Ravio throws down fast hands, then stomps Link, then drags Link up by his hair. But Link grabs Ravio by his mask! The two thrash each other around, Sahasrahla reprimanding the whole time! Sahasrahla counts, the two of them HEADBUTT at 3! Fans fire up as Link glares at Ravio.
Link grabs Ravio’s mask, and CLAWS Ravio’s head! Ravio grabs Link’s hair and CLAWS his head! Link grabs Ravio’s mask again, and CLAWS his head again! Ravio again grabs Link’s hair and CLAWS his head! They go back and forth, CLAW after CLAW of each other’s heads! Link gets the edge, CLAW after CLAW after CLAW! But then Ravio grabs Link’s hair again! Link grabs Ravio’s mask again, and neither lets go. They end up cornering Sahasrahla, and Sahasrahla climbs up the ropes. Sahasrahla DOUBLE AX HANDLES the arms, stopping both men, and fans are thunderous! Both men get up, Link runs into an atomic drop!
Ravio runs at the corner, but Link dodges and Ravio hits bare buckles! Link “draws his sword,” takes aim, runs but Ravio bails out to avoid the Master Sword knee. Link gives chase around the ring, but Hilda’s in his way! Link tries to get around, but Hilda stays in his way. Link picks Hilda up and puts her on the apron! Sahasrahla tells Hilda to get down but Hilda says it’s Link’s fault she’s up here! Link catches up to Ravio as he goes under the ring! Link drags Ravio out but Ravio found a bucket? Ravio BOPS Link with it! But Sahasrahla misses it because he’s arguing with Hilda! Ravio gets in the ring but Link drags him out to get in.
But Ravio gets Link’s legs, and Hilda throws him something! It’s wrist tape! Ravio starts wrapping up Link’s legs! Link clubs at Ravio but Ravio just keeps taping the legs! Sahasrahla reprimands but Ravio drags Link out. But then Link keeps Ravio from getting in, CLUBS away on his back, and then hops around to get Ravio’s tape. Link returns the favor and tapes Ravio’s legs up! Sahasrahla reprimands Link but Link finishes taping up Ravio’s legs. Link hops into the ring, and the two of them hopping around is fitting of Ravio being a rabbit. They hop after each other, and Link throws a haymaker! Ravio returns the haymaker, so Link throws another one.
Ravio wobbles, but he punches back! Link wobbles and flails his arms, but he comes back with another haymaker! Ravio keeps himself up with his hands to haymaker again. Link gets a headlock, but Ravio powers out, and Link hops his way to ropes! Link hops back and he runs Ravio over with a shoulder! Link fires up, hops his way to ropes and back, but Ravio stays low. Link hops over Ravio, hops his way back, and he DOUBLE STOMPS Ravio down! Link gets back up, drags Ravio up, reels him in, but Ravio resists the suplex. Ravio tries but Link resists the suplex back. They go back and forth, Link CLUBS Ravio, but still Ravio resists. Link spins Ravio around, to GERMAN SUPLEX!
Fans are thunderous again and Link starts pulling the tape apart. But this is taking too long, so he scoots his way to his corner. Link gets the Master Sword and uses it to cut the tape! Link is free, but Ravio is there to rake his eyes! Ravio grabs for the Master Sword, only to get a MASTER SWORD KNEE! Cover, TWO!! To a roll-up, TWO!! Link runs and dropkicks Ravio out of the ring! Hilda goes to Ravio as fans rally up. Ravio drags himself up the barriers, the ring count climbs, and Hilda coaches him up. Ravio shakes his head, he can’t possibly win! Not with his legs literally tied! Hilda SLAPS Ravio, and then kisses him!? And a pretty deep one, too!
Link and just about everyone is shocked! Ravio fires up, and so do the fans! Ravio hops up to the apron, but into a MASTER SWORD KNEE! Ravio’s feet get hooked on the ropes, keeping him on the apron! The ring count returns, and it climbs to 5 of 10 before Ravio frees his feet. Hilda is already regretting giving him that kiss. Ravio drags himself up again, using the apron skirt. Ravio gets himself in at 9 of 10! Link reels Ravio in for BLADERUN- NO! Ravio gets behind to O’Conner Roll! But with his legs tied together, he can’t hold it! He falls back and Link waistlocks him to bring him up and GERMAN SUPLEX again! But Ravio lands on his feet! And he SHOTGUN dropkicks Link down!
Ravio tries to kip up but his legs tied together messes that up. Ravio manages to get to his feet, and Link SUPERKICKS him! Link reels Ravio in, suplexes, QUAKE MEDALLION! Then he gets the wrists and sits Ravio up to LIGHT ARROW! Cover, Link wins!
Winner: Link, by pinfall (still HPW Triforce Champion)
The Hero of Hyrule survives every trick in Ravio’s book, and he also completes a ONE YEAR REIGN! Will Link repeat this performance through another 12 months? Either way, have yourselves a Happy New Year!
My Thoughts:
Well yeah, Happy New Year, everyone! Another year of Hyrule Pro-Wrestling in the books! And though maybe not quite as epic as the first with the main event of Link VS Ganondorf and the moon showing up to watch, I think year two has a lot of great things for the ending. There are Gerudos as champions in two divisions, my Finn Balor parody/tribute has a title, which is more than Vince McMahon is willing to do for real Finn, there was a team break-up and a gimmick change, and we have the top champions just dominating. I wonder if HPW fans would think Zelda and/or Link are being pushed too much… And again, Happy New Year!
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 71
Another year, another epic way to celebrate HPW’s Triforce Anniversary! Will Zelda finally become Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil; Aveil wins.
- Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS Byrne Lokoma w/ Chancellor Cole; Majora wins and retains the title.
- 21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal: Yunobo wins and will challenge for the Death Mountain Championship.
- HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird; Ganon wins and will challenge for the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship.
- Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda; Zelda wins and becomes the new Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
Anniversaries are always important dates to remember, but they aren’t always accompanied with fond memories. For the Hero of Hyrule, Link, he was the inaugural HPW Triforce Champion. But that meant there had to be two who lost that match: Ganon and Zelda. But now, there’s a chance the dynamic could flip upside-down! Ganon is back in the Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals, though through a very controversial assist. Will he finally win the trophy? Or will someone trump the Gerudo Ace? As for the Princess of Hyrule, she’s going all in, making this her last chance at the world title! Will Zelda finally stand at the pinnacle of HPW?
As for the other 21 stars that lost in this year’s tournament, they all converge in the traditional battle royal! All 21 are fighting for gold, and they can have their pick! Death Mountain Championship? Termina Championship? Goddess Championship? Whoever wins can pick one of those out as their target! And while those 21 go for gold, Majora has issued an Open Challenge for the Million Rupee Championship! Many are eager to challenge for it, but the only catch is… they must face the MOON MADNESS! A new stipulation every three minutes, you’d have to be crazy to try! Who will risk their mind and body for a taste of glory?
But first! All this gold means nothing when there’s a grudge to settle! The Dame of the Dunes beat Buliara & Riju, but will she complete the trifecta? Or will Aveil avenge the Gerudo Sisterhood? The HPW Triforce Anniversary special in Central Hyrule starts now!
Tali w/ Shabonne VS Aveil!
The Gerudo Sisterhood grudge has reached the trilogy! But while the Dame of the Dunes is 2-0, she’s run into the Desert Flower! Will Tali punctuate the third act with another victory? Or will it be “third time’s the charm” in slapping some sense into her?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Aveil. Tali is annoyed as she and Aveil slowly circle. They feel things out, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Tali THROWS Aveil down! Tali slaps Aveil around and talks some smack, “You think you can stand in the ring with me?” Aveil gets up in a huff and Tali eggs her on. They circle and tie up again, Aveil gets around to kick Tali’s leg out! Then Aveil returns that head slap! Tali is seething as she stands up, and the two tie up again. Tali powers Aveil to a corner, but Aveil goes up and around to arm-drag Tali way! Aveil runs, dodges and handsprings! Tali gets clear but Aveil comes back to dropkick her down!
The fans fire up as Tali staggers to her feet. Aveil throws forearms and CHOPS, then whips Tali corner to corner. Tali reverses, Aveil goes up, but Tali catches her! Tali pops Aveil over into the shoulder rack, but Aveil sunset flips through! Tali stays up, YANKS Aveil back up and whips her to ropes, to then run her over! The fans boo while Tali dusts herself off, letting the “dust” fall on Aveil. Tali runs but Aveil stays low. Tali jumps over the dropdown, Aveil hurdles over Tali! Tali comes back, blocks Aveil’s kick, then FLIPS Aveil! Aveil lands on her feet, and ROCKS Tali! Tali staggers, Aveil DROPKICKS her out of the ring!
The fans fire up with Aveil as she builds speed! Aveil DIVES into a FOREARM! Shabonne cheers as Aveil flops onto the apron. Tali drags Aveil into an Electric Chair Lift! Tali then SLAMS Aveil on the apron! Aveil sputters and falls back while the fans boo, but Tali soaks up the heat. Tali drags Aveil back up, puts her in the ring, then takes her time soaking up more heat. Tali storms up the steel steps and into the ring as Shabonne hypes her up as the “Alpha Female.” Tali stalks Aveil to the corner, then stands her up for body shots! The ref counts but Tali tells him to leave her alone. Tali goes back to Aveil, who fires a flurry of forearms!
Tali throws more body shots back, then CLUBS Aveil down! Tali looms over Aveil, drags her up by her gear, then HIP DROPS her back down. Tali then wraps Aveil up in body scissors to squeeze! The fans rally for Aveil as she endures. Aveil pries at the legs but Tali holds on tight. Aveil pushes back for a cover, TWO and Tali still has Aveil in the squeeze. Aveil fights with elbows, then turns around and throws more forearms! The fans fire up as Aveil fires off with fury! Tali sets Aveil free and the two go to opposite corners. Aveil runs in, Tali moves, and Aveil hits buckles! Tali picks up Aveil for an atomic FACEBUSTER!
Tali stomps Aveil around, dares her to get up, and the fans rally up. Tali reels Aveil in and suplexes her! Tali holds Aveil up, but Aveil cradle counters! ONE and Tali rocks it back, then she deadlift suplexes Aveil to SLAM her down! Cover, TWO!! Aveil survives but just barely! Tali seethes but keeps her focus and she drags Aveil up again. Tali clamps on with a COBRA TWIST! Aveil endures as Tali clamps on with a hand to the ribs! Fans rally, Aveil fights the hold, shifts around and throws body shots. Aveil powers Tali to a corner, but Tali CLUBS Aveil’s back! Tali hoists Aveil to the top rope, and ROCKS her with a haymaker!
Tali climbs up to join Aveil, brings her up to the very top, but Aveil fights out and slips under! Aveil YANKS Tali’s arm to bump her off buckles! Aveil then hops up to get behind Tali! Fans rally as Aveil waistlocks Tali, for a SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX!! Fans are thunderous as both women are down! “This is Awesome!” as Aveil and Tali stir, and they again go to opposite corners. Aveil drags herself up, runs in, and hits an ELBOW! Aveil reels Tali in and underhooks, but Tali BACKDROPS free! But Aveil lands on her feet! SHOTEI! Wheelbarrow and victory roll to DOUBLE STOMP! Aveil adds a basement dropkick! Cover, TWO!!
The fans are thunderous, and Tali’s ear is busted open from that shot! Aveil shows no mercy and goes after that side with a CROSSFACE! Tali endures, moves as best as she can, rolls to a cover, TWO! Tali BOOTS Aveil down! Tali checks her nose but that’s not what’s bleeding. She checks her ear and finds plenty of blood, that she then turns into war paint on her cheek. Tali drags Aveil up, but Aveil grabs an arm for an ELBOW BREAKER! And another, and another, and another! The fans fire up, Aveil then wrenches and hits an ARMBAR DDT! Tali crawls to ropes, shakes the bad arm, but Aviel runs to dropkick the arm!
Tali clutches her elbow but she refuses to let this end here! Tali scoops Aveil, but Aveil gets to the apron! Aveil ducks a punch to HOTSHOT the arm! Tali falls and writhes on the mat. Aveil grabs the arm to SLAM it over and over and over again on the apron! Shabonne freaks out but Tali refuses to quit. Aveil joins Tali on the apron, and Tali throws haymakers with the good arm! Aviel returns fire, then she grabs the bad arm! There’s a moment of fear on Tali’s face! Aveil WRINGS the arm into the apron! Tali shouts in pain as she falls to the floor! But Aveil is right after the bad arm again! Aveil drags Tali up and whips her into the steel steps, bad arm first!
Tali shouts in pain again while she slumps back down. Aveil catches her breath, then storms up on Tali. Aveil CLUBS Tali, goes after the bad arm again, and has an ARMBAR! The ref counts, this won’t matter outside the ring anyway! Aveil lets go at 4, Tali scrambles away into into the ring. Aveil slides in and is still after the bad arm! Aveil grabs the arm and grinds it down with an armlock. Tali endures, fights her way up, but Aveil ROUNDHOUSES her down! Aveil covers, ONE, but she’s after the arm again! Tali does her best to resist but Aveil stomps her! Aveil SLAMS the arm down on the mat, then goes up top! But Tali trips her up!
Tali grits her teeth through the pain and she ROCKS Aveil with a right hand! Tali climbs up to join Aveil, works to get the bad arm moving, but she CLUBS away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil up, Aveil fights the superplex, but Tali clubs away with the good arm! Tali brings Aveil back up, and hits the SUPERPLEX! But she can’t make the cover right away! Shabonne coaches Tali as she crawls over, covers with one good arm, TWO!! Aveil survives again and Tali is beside herself! “This is Awesome!” but far from over! Tali grits her teeth and she drags Aveil up. Aveil throws a haymaker! Tali gives it back! They throw shots back and forth as they stand, and fans fire up!
Aveil fires up to throw right hand after right hand, but Tali blocks one, spins Aveil for a cravat, and fires KNEE after KNEE after KNEE! Tali then snapmares and runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Tali scowls as she gets back up and looms over Aveil. Tali gets the legs, ties them up, and with one good arm puts on a CLOVERLEAF! Aveil endures, but Tali SWINGS her around! Aveil endures even now, and Tali steps back over! Aveil endures, crawls, reaches out, claws at the mat, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, the ref counts, and Tali lets go at 4. Tali is frustrated, but she deadlift gut wrenches! But Aveil flails, swings and arm-drags Tali into an ARMBAR!!
The fans fire up, Shabonne freaks out, but Tali clasps hands! Aveil CLUBS away on the grip! Tali moves around, stacks Aveil to a cover, ONE, and Tali deadlifts again! But Shirai PULLS on the bad arm and wrangles Tlai back down! Tali kicks around and gets her legs on the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Aveil lets go quickly and gets moving! Tali ducks the Tiger Feint Kick! Aveil spins and stumbles, but she dodges Tali’s lariat to fire SHOTEI after SHOTEI after SHOTEI! Tali stumbles into the ropes, Shirai runs in, TIGER FEINT! The fans fire up, Aveil goes up top, and Tali stands into a MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!! Tali survives and Shabonne can breathe again! But fans rally back up as Tali goes to a corner. Aveil runs in, METEORA!
Tali sputters, Aveil drags her into the drop zone, and Aveil goes up top! OVER THE MOON- NO! Tali moves and then LARIATS Aveil inside-out! Cover, TWO!! Aveil’s still in this and Tali’s losing her cool! Tali stomps away on Aveil but the fans boo. Tali drags Aveil back up and gut wrenches for the shoulder rack! Aveil turns over and turns it into a REVERSE DDT! Both women are down again and fans are electric! Tali crawls to the apron, Aveil spots her, and Aviel runs up! SUNSET FLIP- NO, Tali grabs the ropes to fight the bomb! The fans rally, Shabonne freaks out, but Aveil pries her free from the ropes! POWERBOMB through the announce desk!!!
Fans lose their minds and commentary is completely shocked! Aveil staggers to her feet, and she leaves Tali behind in the wreckage. Tali stirs, Shabonne shouts at her to get up, but we’re already at 4 of 10. Tali as the ring count passes 5! Tali fumbles and stumbles at 7, stands at 8! Tali lunges in at 9.9! But Aveil is OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, AVEIL WINS!!
Winner: Aveil, by pinfall
The Gerudo grudge finale is a true epic! Justice has been served on- OH NO, SHABONNE CLOBBERS AVEIL! Shabonne is furious as she shouts at Aveil, “This is what I’ve been talking about! You just keep holding her back! You just keep getting in her way! Tali would be on top of the world by now if not for you!” The fans boo but did Shabonne confess she got in Tali’s ear? Is Shabonne the reason Tali put herself ahead of the group? Tali slowly gets back up, and Shabonne drags Aveil up. Shabonne feeds Aveil to Tali’s gut wrench! DOMINATOR!! Shabonne helps Tali get up again, and they stand over Aveil. Tali still went 2-1, will she rise to the top of HPW by force?
Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness Match: Majora VS ???
The Monster Mask took this belt back for the UnderWorld Order, still cheating Kevin Gibdo even though it was all No Disqualifications style matches. But now, he’ll have to put his money where his mouth is, facing a mystery opponent! Will Majora regret making such a gamble? Or will he still be worth his weight in gold?
Everyone watches the ramp for Majora’s opponent, and out walks Chancellor Cole? Well, he surely can’t be the one, but “Ladies and gentlemen,” he gives his introduction as “the Special Counsel for The Man with the Iron Claw, who will soon adorn it with the most lavish title in the land! That man is none other than BYRRRNE…! LOKOMAAA~!” Obviously that’s who Cole was bringing along. The introductions don’t really need to be made, but the belt is raised, and the gamble begins with the first spin of the wheel! They start with… FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
Falls Count Anywhere!
Well that makes this easy. Not only can these two do anything, they can go anywhere! The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally, Majora and Byrne feel things out, then Majora kicks Byrne low! The fans boo while Majora headlocks. Majora grinds Byrne, but Byrne throws body shots. Byrne powers up and out, but Majora runs him over! The fans boo but Majora soaks up that heat. Byrne bails out, Cole coaches him up, but Majora builds speed, slides out, and LARIATS Byrne down! The fans boo but Majora tells them to shut up. Majora drags Byrne up, brings him around to the desk, and fakes smacking Byrne off the top.
Rusl tells Majora not to mess around. But also, he wouldn’t mind if Byrne ate table, referencing when Byrne was calling him out from last year. Majora whips Byrne hard into barriers! Byrne falls in a heap, the fans boo, but Majora storms up on Byrne. Majora stomps Byrne, drags him up, and brings him around to whip into more barriers! The fans boo more, but Majora goes looking under the ring. Fans chant for tables, but Majora brings out a chair instead. The fans boo as he holds it up, and also flips them off. Majora storms over to Byrne, JAMS him up, and then SMACKS him on the back! Fans boo while Byrne staggers away.
Majora stalks Byrne to the ramp, and fans boo more as Majora SMACKS Byrne again! Byrne falls over, Cole protests, but Majora threatens Cole now. Majora goes back to Byrne, but Byrne grabs the chair with his iron claw! The two fight over the chair, Majora swings Byrne into the post! Majora then takes aim, but Byrne dodges! Chair hits post and Majora is disarmed! Byrne then runs up to DECK Majora! The fans fire up, we’re under a minute, and Byrne grabs the chair. Byrne sits the chair up, drags Majora up with the IRON CLAW to his face, and aims for the chair! The fans count with the countdown as Byrne aims for the chair!
“THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!” The wheel spins again, right as Majora fights off the lift! Majora CLUBS Byrne’s arm, breaks free, and kicks low. Majora suplexes Byrne onto the chair! The wheel lands on… BULL ROPE MATCH!
Bull Rope Match!
The ring crew fetches the bull rope, the ref tells Majora to stop, but Majora drags Byrne up. Majora puts Byrne in the ring, covers, but the ref says no, they have to put the bull rope on first. Majora gets mad but these are technically the rules he established. Majora demands they bring the rope, the crewman gives the rope to the ref, and the ref gives Majora one end. Majora straps in while the ref checks on Byrne. Byrne sits up, the ref explains what’s going on, and Byrne takes the other end of the rope. Byrne straps in, the ref says now they can continue, and Majora reels Byrne in using the rope! LARIAT! The fans boo, Majora covers, TWO!
Majora drags Byrne around using the bull rope, then stands him up in a corner. Majora stomps a mudhole into Byrne, and he just keeps going! No disqualifications and all that. Majora stops after about 20 stomps, then roars while fans boo. Byrne sputters, Majora drags him up using the bull rope, and then scoops to SLAM him! Majora then gathers up the slack to LASH Byrne! Byrne writhes, the fans boo, but Majora LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes more, goes for the ring ropes, but Majora uses the bull rope to drag him back to center. Majora then winds up and LASHES Byrne again! Byrne writhes and spasms from the pain!
Majora soaks up the heat as the fans boo even more. Majora then sits Byrne up, wraps the bull rope around him, and CHOKES him! The fans boo, the ref reprimands but that’s all he can do. Byrne refuses to give up, so Majora stops choking him. Majora stands Byrne up, and he uses the rope to whip Byrne hard into a corner! Majora then uses the rope to swing and sends Byrne hard into another corner! Majora then reels Byrne in, scoop and SIDEWALK SLAM! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Byrne stays in this, and we’re already under a minute on the countdown. Majora goes to a corner and takes aim as the fans rally up.
Byrne rises, Majora runs up, but Byrne ducks under Torpedo Majora! The fans fire up as Byrne uses the bull rope to drag Majora up into an IRON CLAW! And then an IRON CLAW SLEEPER, that shifts into an IRON CLAW COBRA TWIST! AKA Track Buckling! Majora flails as Byrne twists and bends him! The fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!” Byrne then swings Majora into an URENAGE! AKA Off The Rails! Cover, TWO! Majora survives, the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again, and gives us… CASKET MATCH!!
Casket Match!
The ring crew now wheels out a casket and the fans fire up. Byrne frees his hand from the bull rope, but he still LASHES Majora with it! The fans fire up as Byrne LASHES Majora again and again and again! The casket reaches ringside, Byrne uses the rope to drag Majora, but Majora digs his heels in. They tug-o-war while Majora is still on the mat. Byrne stomps Majora! Byrne storms over to the casket, opens it up, but Majora LASHES Byrne on the back of the leg! Byrne hobbles and stumbles to a corner, and Majora LASHES him again! The fans boo, Majora gets his hand free of the rope, and he CHOKES Byrne again!
The fans boo more, but Majora drags Byrne out of the ring like that. Majora dumps Byrne on the ground, throws the rope aside, and goes to the casket. Majora nods as he brings it over, this was the stipulation that beat Kevin Gibdo. Majora drags Byrne up, but Byrne fires body shots! The fans fire up as that iron fist hits hard, and then Byrne scoops Majora! Majora flails to get free, and then he shoves Byrne down! Byrne falls into the casket! Majora grabs the lid, but Byrne gets his feet up to block! Majora pushes down on the lid but Byrne doesn’t give in! Majora stops with the lid to stomp Byrne. Byrne grabs Majora’s foot!
Byrne shoves Majora away, gets himself out of the casket, and ROCKS Majora! The lid falls shot, but Byrne brings Majora around with the IRON CLAW! IRON CLAW SLAM onto the casket! The fans go nuts as Majora is bent backwards! Majora slowly slumps off the casket, Byrne opens it up, and he drags Majora inside. Byrne slams the lid shut, but it doesn’t shut because it’s all busted up! Something about that impact has warped the frame! Cole shouts for a second casket and the ring crew hurries out. And this one’s solid Mahogany! The crew hurries as fast as they can with time running out for this stipulation!
Byrne drags Majora out of the busted casket and over to the second. Cole has the crew slow to a stop, and Cole even opens it up himself! But Majora BOOTS Cole! And he RAMS Byrne into barriers! The fans boo more, but now the countdown is back! “THREE! TWO! ONE! BRR!!” The wheel spins again and lands on… WOODWORK MATCH!
Woodwork Match!
Wait, what’s a Woodwork match? The ring announcer, Purah, is given a note. “In honor of the fifth anniversary, Majora introduces the Woodwork match. Any weapon is allowed, so long as it is made out of or contains wood.” Well, that second casket qualifies, doesn’t it? Majora picks Byrne up to SPINEBUSTER him on the wood casket! Byrne slumps to the floor, Majora drags Byrne up and puts him in the ring. Majora takes aim from a corner while the fans boo, and Byrne stands up into a TORPEDO MAJORA! Cover, Majora wins!
Winner: Majora, by pinfall (still Million Rupee Champion)
Majora holds up the title, having brutalized the former Dark Horse. The fans boo, but wait, the lights go down! The tron turns on, and there’s a warped version of the UnderWorld Order’s theme playing as if in the distance. There’s backwards speech, and text appears on screen, as if typed backwards. It eventually reads, “The following atonement will be paid for by the uWo.” Then we get a replay of how Scaldera & Majora set that casket on fire back at HyruleMania! Then the tron goes to static before cutting out. The lights come back on, and is the wood casket opening on its own?! The fans go nuts as it’s KEVIN GIBDO!
His bandages are tattered, but there’s rage in his eyes as he rises out of the casket! Majora is frozen in place looking at this scene! Kevin storms up to the ring, and Majora scrambles out the other side! But Kevin grabs him by the foot! Kevin drags Majora back in, and he rains down fists on the back of Majora’s head! The fans are thunderous, Kevin lets off to grab the belt! Kevin aims at Majora, and CLOBBERS him with the belt! The fans fire up more as Majora is down! Kevin stands over him, holding up the belt. Will Kevin have his revenge on Majora and reign once again?
21 Person Championship Contract Battle Royal!
Groose, Yunobo, Ashei, Odolwa, Donny B. Kool, Cia, Volga, Nabooru, the uWo’s Hollywood ReDead, Gomess & Grim Creeper, Arrow Club’s Fin Balure, Ruto, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito, The Dark Forces’ Ghirahim, Zant, Militron, Lupay & Harlequin, and even Gold Lynel. They all fell in the Triforce Tournament, but they all have a chance at redemption! Who will be the one that outlasts 20 to have their own golden opportunity?
The bell rings, and pretty much everyone looks at Gold Lynel. He’s the biggest and the baddest, so he finds himself surrounded by all 20 opponents. And then all 20 converge! The fans fire up as they all punch and kick and CLUB Lynel, but then he EXPLODES out! Lynel DECKS Groose, DECKS Donny, DECKS Volga, DECKS Zant, DECKS Gomess, and DECKS Lupay! Odolwa ROUNDHOUSES Lynel, Lynel staggers, but then he ROCKS Odolwa! Harlequin CROSSBODIES, but Lynel catches him! Lynel THROWS Harlequin up and out! Lynel ELIMINATES Harlequin! Fin CHOPS Lynel! Lynel HEADBUTTS Fin down! Zant jumps on for a SLEEPER!
The fans are actually cheering Zant for once, but Lynel reaches back, and he THROWS Zant over the ropes! Lynel ELIMINATES Zant! Lupay SUPERKICKS Lynel! Lynel shakes that off and glares at Lupay, then grabs him with both hands! Lynel THROWS Lupay out onto Harlequin and Zant! Lynel ELIMINATES Lupay! ReDead BOOTS Lynel! Ghirahim CHOPS Lynel! Lynel DECKS ReDead, but Yunobo RAMS Lynel! Lynel staggers, Scaly RAMS him! Militron RAMS Lynel, too! Yunobo, Scaly and Militron all run, TRIPLE SHOULDER TACKLES!! The fans are all fired up as Lynel is dazed, and the others all swarm him again!
As big as Lynel is, when it’s Militron, Yunobo, Scaly, Groose, even ReDead, Odolwa and Nabooru working together, they all hoist him up and over the top rope! They DUMP Lynel out of the ring and ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as the One True Monster is no longer a threat to the champions of Hyrule! Lynel is furious and wants back in, but he stands down as it’s still 16v1. Lynel leaves in a huff, and now the remaining entrants battle each other! Nabooru and Ruto scrap as old rivals, the rest of Arrow Club go after the uWo, and Cia & Volga go after Ghirahim together. Yunobo throws heavy hands with Militron as fans chant “MEAT! MEAT!”
Fin CHOPS ReDead, but ReDead ROCKS Fin in return. Gomess throws body shots on Scaly, and Creeper CHOKES Torbevito on the ropes! Fin fires hands on ReDead, Creeper goes after Fin, and Torbevito CLUBS Creeper from behind. Ghirahim kicks Volga, CHOPS Cia, then ROCKS Volga! Cia ENZIGIRIS Ghirahim, Volga THROWS Ghirahim over the top rope, but Ghirahim lands safe on the apron. Volga takes a swing, Ghirahim blocks it to ROCK Volga! Cia runs up but Ghirahim RAMS into her! Ghirahim slips in and CHOPS Volga down! Odolwa BOOTS Ghirahim down! Ashei ROCKS Odolwa and reels him in for a fireman’s carry!
Ashei aims for ropes, but Odolwa grabs ropes to fight back. Odolwa slips free and mule kicks Ashei! Nabooru has Ruto up on the top rope but Ruto clings on for dear life! Torbevito kicks Nabooru to save Ruto. Ruto ROCKS Nabooru in the back with a forearm! Ruto and Torbevito work together and have Nabooru on the ropes now. Groose JABS Donny, fans shout “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe It!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB, “You Better Believe It!” Scaly CLOBBERS Donny into Groose! Gomess goes after Scaly again, Scaly puts Gomess in the corner and stomps a mudhole in! Donny gets up to go after Scaly!
Scaly DECKS Donny, Gomess ROCKS Scaly, then pushes him onto the ropes. ReDead helps Gomess lift Scaly, but Fin goes after Gomess. Torbevito runs up on ReDead and uses the ropes, WHIRL- NO, ReDead stops the DDT! ReDead atomic drops Torbevito, then THROWS Torbevito up and over! Torbevito grabs the ropes, ReDead goes after his hands, Scaly kicks Gomess away and CLUBS ReDead! Torbevito drags ReDead over the ropes while Scaly DUMPS him up and out, Arrow Club ELIMINATES ReDead! The fans cheer, but then Gomess comes back and he DROPKICKS Scaly into Torbevito! Torbevito falls to the floor, ELIMINATED!
Gomess fires off hands on Scaly, Nabooru and Ruto go back and forth with forearms, but then Ruto KNEES low! Ruto whips, Nabooru reverses, but Ruto grabs ropes to stop herself! Nabooru runs up, Ruto pops her up and over, but Nabooru lands safe on the apron! Ruto kicks low, but Nabooru blocks! Nabooru holds onto Ruto’s foot to keep from falling off the apron, and this pulls Ruto into the ropes! Ruto flails but she can’t reach Nabooru! Nabooru pulls herself back to the apron and DRAGON SCREWS Ruto in the ropes! Ruto falls back and Nabooru rolls back into the ring. Nabooru drags Ruto up and throws her over and out to ELIMINATE her!
Creeper runs up on Nabooru and fires off fast hands. The fans boo but Nabooru HEADBUTTS him in return. But then ReDead LARIATS Nabooru up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE her! The fans boo but ReDead & Creeper high-five. Donny and Groose go after them, Gomess goes after Groose. Ashei waistlocks Gomess to GERMAN SUPLEX! Odolwa WHEEL KICKS Ashei! Creeper kicks Odolwa low, fires forearms, but Odolwa UPPERCUTS Creeper! Cia DROPKICKS Odolwa and Odolwa staggers to the ropes. Volga hurries after Odolwa and tries to lift him up and out. Odolwa kicks free of Volga, then JUMP KICKS him down!
Cia jumps on Odolwa for a SLEEPER! Odolwa grabs at Cia, THROWS her down, and Cia goes to a corner. Odolwa stomps Cia, Ashei CLOBBERS Odolwa into the corner! Ashei and Cia work together to lift Odolwa up onto the ropes. Odolwa fights back, kicks Ashei away, but Volga comes running in! Odolwa TOSSES Volga up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Odolwa then SUPERKICKS Ashei! Cia fires furious fists, but Odolwa DUMPS her out! Cia lands on the apron, Odowla brawls with Ashei. Cia stands up, Odolwa SHOVES Ashei into her! Cia falls, but Volga is there to catch her! The fans cheer while Volga helps Cia back up.
Odolwa scoops Ashei, swings around, and Ashei’s feet hit Cia! Cia falls onto Volga and to the floor, ELIMINATED! The fans boo, but Ashei fights free. Ashei fireman’s carries Odolwa, and then military presses him! But Odolwa slips free! And he LARIATS Ashei up and out to ELIMINATE her! Odolwa talks trash, as this is payback for losing to her in the tournament. But then Gomess LARIATS Odolwa up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him! Gomess turns around into a CHOP from Fin! Scaly ROCKS ReDead with a big right hand! Creeper jumps on Scaly’s back for a SLEEPER! Scaly claws at him, but ReDead returns to BOOT Scaly!
Fin CHOPS ReDead again, but ReDead ROCKS Fin! ReDead pushes Fin against the ropes and CHOKES him! The fans boo, but Fin breaks free and turns things around to CHOP ReDead again! And CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Scaly still has Creeper on him like a backpack as he runs at ReDead! Scaly LARIATS ReDead and himself up and over, bringing Creeper along for the ride! TRIPLE ELIMINATION!! Fin is shocked, but now he’s the only Arrow Club member left in the match! Ghirahim CHOPS Fin! Militron and Yunobo RAM into each other again! And again! And again! The fans again chant “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”
Yunobo RAMS Militron, Militron rebounds and he RAMS Yunobo again! Yunobo rebounds, but Militron scoops him for a SCRAPBUSTER! The fans boo, but Groose JABS Militron! Donny JABS JABS Militron, “You Better Believe It!” Groose JABS Militron again, “GROOSE!” Donny JABS JABS, “You Better Believe it!” “GROOSE!” JAB JAB “You Better Believe It!” Now Groose joins the rhythm, “GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It! GROOSE GROOSE! You Better Believe It!” Groose & Donny double whip Militron to ropes, but Militron DOUBLE LARIATS! Well, no, Groose ducked that but Donny is down!
Groose runs up and he LARIATS Militron! But Militron stays up! Groose runs and LARIATS again, but Militron still stays up! Groose runs again, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! Militron roars, the fans boo, but Donny runs up to fire more fists! No more jabs, Donny be firing haymakers! The fans fire up behind Donny, and is he glowing? Militron takes a swing, but Donny leans back, propped up by his tail! Then Donny springs up to STUNNER! Militron drops to a knee, Donny runs up, POPPIN’ MY COLLAR BONE! HIDDEN BLADE!! Ghirahim blindsides Donny, hauls him up and THROWS him out to ELIMINATE him!
The fans boo, but Ghirahim just smiles and takes a bow. But the RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS finds him! The fans fire up for Groose, but Gomess creeps up behind him. But Yunobo turns Gomess around to HEADBUTT! Gomess staggers, Groose sees him, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! Gomess staggers around again, Yunobo TOSSES him up and out to ELIMINATE him! No more UnderWorld Order in this match, and we’re down to five! Ghiram tells Militron to get up, they’re the only ones on the same team at this point. But this just gets Groose, Yunobo & Fin to go after them, 3v2!
Fin fires shots on Ghirahim while Yunobo and Groose go after big Militron! Yunobo & Groose double whip, but Militron reverses to send Yunobo away. Groose JABS Militron, Yunobo rebounds, but Militron sidesteps so Yunobo CLOBBERS Groose! Yunobo apologizes, Militron BLINDSIDE LARIATS Yunobo! Fin CHOPS Ghirahim in a corner, but Ghirahim turns that around to CHOP him! Ghirahim CHOPS again and again and again, then feeds Fin to Militron! POP-UP- NO! Fin rains down fists to fight the bomb! Fin slips free, fires hands on Militron, but Ghirahim storms up. Fin ELBOWS Ghirahim away!
Militron kicks Fin low to suplex! Fin flails, lands safe on the apron, and he facelock GUILLOTINES Militron across the top rope! The fans rally for Fin, but then Ghirahim runs up to SHOVE both Militron and Fin off the apron! DOUBLE ELIMINATION! The fans boo but Ghirahim just shrugs. All he cares about is winning, and he’s part of the final three! Ghirahim watches as Groose and Yunobo finally get up. The fans rally, Ghirahim storms up on Yunobo to fire hands! The fans boo, but then Yunobo blocks a shot and he ROCKS Ghirahim! Ghirahim comes back to ROCK Yunobo, then CHOP Yunobo!
Ghirahim ROCKS Yunobo again, but then Groose hooks Ghirahim’s arms! Ghirahim fights the chicken wings, BOOTS Yunobo away, but Groose turns Ghirahim around! Ghirahim shoves Groose away, then CHOPS! Groose clutches his chest as he falls back, but a glowing Yunobo runs up to POUNCE Ghirahim up and out of the ring to ELIMINATE him!! The fans are thunderous as it’s now just Yunobo and Groose! Yunobo helps Groose to his feet, and the fans rally as the two stare down. They circle, the fans duel, and the fists start flying! The fans cheer as Groose ROCKS Yunobo, but then Yunobo ROCKS Groose!
The fans duel, “GROOSE! GORO~! GROOSE! GORO~!” as the shots go back and forth again. Groose kicks low, fires body shots, then HEADBUTTS! But that hurts Groose! Groose still ducks ‘n’ dodges Yunobo to then RAM him! Yunobo comes back, but Groose gets around to chicken wing the arms! The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the turn, and he booty bumps Groose away! Yunobo runs, GORO GORO- NO, Groose KNEES Yunobo out of the gore! Groose brings Yunobo up, aims for the ropes, and whips, only for Yunobo to turn it around! Groose goes up and out, YUNOBO WINS!
Winner: Yunobo
The fans are thunderous while Groose is rather stunned! Yunobo stands tall, and is now the #1 contender to whatever title he wants! Yunobo grabs a mic, and after the crowd calms down, he says, “Um… H-Hi. This is really a surreal moment. I know only last year, I won the Triforce Tournament, but I’m not upset missing out on the finals this year. Th-that’s not because I just won the battle royal, but because I made some bad choices after winning. But this year, I’m going to make a choice that I can be proud of. I want to honor my family’s legacy by going after the championship my grandfather fought so hard for. I want to be Death Mountain Champion!”
The fans cheer, but Yunobo wanting the Death Mountain Championship means he’s calling out Igos du Ikana! Will Yunobo knock the Ruler of Ruin off his throne? Or will he fail to climb Death Mountain?
HPW Triforce Tournament Triple Threat Finals: GANON VS Sidon VS Thunderbird!
The Sixth Triforce Tournament comes to a close, with the Gerudo Ace returning to where it all began. He is once again the Triforce of Power, but he meets new contenders from the Brackets of Wisdom and Courage. Will Ganon add the trophy to his Triple Crown? Or will someone else have their chance at the Triforce World Championship?
The introductions are made, the trophy is on display, and we see whose name goes down in history!
The bell rings and the fans rally up. The three circle, feel things out, and Thunderbird elbows Sidon! Ganon ROCKS Thunderbird, then stomps away in the corner! The fans boo, but Sidon storms up to fire forearms on Ganon! Ganon DECKS Sidon, but Thunderbird CHOPS Ganon! Ganon seethes and CHOPS Thunderbird off his feet! Ganon then turns around to drag Sidon up. Ganon DECKS Sidon again, then stomps away at the center of the ring. The fans boo, but Ganon whips Sidon at Thunderbird, only for Thunderbird to BOOT Sidon down! Thunderbird rushes Ganon but Ganon CLOBBERS him! Ganon deadlift suplexes Thunderbird, covers, TWO!
Sidon comes back but Ganon kicks him low. Ganon RAMS Sidon into buckles, Sidon throws down some elbows, but Ganon clinches to OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX Sidon! Thunderbird gets up, Ganon RAMS him into the other corner, and then gives him an OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ganon seethes while the fans boo, and Ganon watches the other two closely. Thunderbird gets up first, takes a swing, but Ganon ROCKS him first! Ganon fires off with haymaker after haymaker, then whips Thunderbird to ropes. Thunderbird comes back and Ganon BACKDROPS him! Thunderbird flounders to the ropes, Ganon runs up, but Thunderbird DUMPS him out!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird takes aim, and he PLANCH- NO, Ganon moves! Thunderbird lands safe on the apron, but Sidon slides out and YANKS him down! Thunderbird hits the apron, but Ganon CLOBBERS Sidon! The fans boo but Ganon drags Thunderbird up to SMACK him off the commentary desk! Ganon clears the desk and commentary backs up. Ganon reels Thunderbird in, hoists him up, but Thunderbird RANAS Ganon into the apron! The fans fire up, and Sidon returns to CHOP Ganon! Ganon staggers away, Sidon CHOPS Thunderbird, but Thunderbird punches back. Ganon pulls the steel steps apart!
The fans boo as Ganon runs up and RAMS Thunderbird down! Ganon drops the steps, storms up on Sidon, but Sidon fires hands first. Ganon ROCKS Sidon, then shoves him at the barriers! Ganon CHOPS Sidon and Sidon slumps down. Thunderbird runs up, and he uses the steps to launch himself! Thunderbird CROSSBODIES Ganon down! The fans fire up, Thunderbird drags Ganon over to the desk. Thunderbird tries to pick Ganon up but he’s really big. Ganon throws elbows on Thunderbird but Sidon ROCKS Ganon! Sidon and Thunderbird work together to DOUBLE URENAGE Ganon through the table!!
The fans are thunderous while Ganon is down in the wreckage! Thunderbird and Sidon leave Ganon behind to go into the ring. The fans rally as these two circle now and feel things out. They tie up, Thunderbird wrenches to a wristlock, but Sidon rolls, spins, and wrenches in return. Thunderbird reaches for ropes, Sidon keeps him back, then Sidon wrangles Thunderbird with a top wristlock. Thunderbird kips up, handsprings back, then slips through and reels Sidon into a COBRA TWIST! The fans duel as Sidon endures, and Sidon fights his way around to switch the COBRA TWIST onto Thunderbird!
Thunderbird pries at the hold, gets a leg free and he HIP TOSSES Sidon! Sidon gets up, Thunderbird rushes him to whip, but Sidon reverses. Thunderbird comes back to tilt-o-whirl and DDT! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Sidon stays in this, but Thunderbird keeps Sidon down with an armlock. Thunderbird grinds the shoulder but Sidon endures and the fans rally up. Sidon rolls, spins, and reaches up to TWISTING HEADSCISSOR! Sidon holds Thunderbird down, then pushes up to put on the pressure. Thunderbird endures, even as Sidon pushes up for more pressure. Sidon rests back but Thunderbird bridges and rolls back.
Thunderbird pops out of the headscissors, Sidon ducks the Penalty Kick to sunset flip! TWO, and now Thunderbird ducks a Penalty Kick to sunset flip, to then jackknife bridge! TWO, both men scramble up, Sidon ELBOWS Thunderbird! Thunderbird SOBATS, KICKS, and SOBATS again! Thunderbird runs, Sidon follows, but Thunderbird goes Matrix to duck the lariat! Thunderbird CALF KICKS Sidon, Sidon staggers back to the ropes and rebounds, and Thunderbird drop toeholds him down! Thunderbird shifts to hook the leg, STF! Sidon flails, reaches out, but it’s not like ropebreaks will do much in a Triple Threat.
Wait, Ganon is back on his feet! Ganon storms up to the apron, Thunderbird lets Sidon go to ELBOW Ganon back down! Ganon staggers, Thunderbird builds speed, and Thunderbird DIVES! Direct hit and both men fall onto the wreckage of the desk! The fans fire up, Thunderbird hurries back to the ring, but into a FLAPJACK! Sidon holds on and rolls back to a HALF CRAB! Thunderbird endures as Sidon sits deep on the hold! Thunderbird reaches out for the ropes, but Sidon drags him back. Thunderbird turns over, kicks at Sidon, but Sidon grabs that leg, too! Sidon works on turning Thunderbird over again, but Thunderbird FLINGS Sidon away!
The fans fire up as Thunderbird and Sidon hurry to their feet, and Sidon ROCKS Thunderbird! Thunderbird BACKHANDS Sidon! Sidon UPPERCUTS Thunderbird, whips, but Thunderbird reverses! Sidon goes up and out to the apron, Thunderbird runs up, but Sidon ducks the lariat! Sidon throws Thunderbird down by his mask, but Thunderbird kips up! Thunderbird CHOPS Sidon, Sidon flops to the apron and then the floor, and Thunderbird builds speed! But Ganon trips Thunderbird! Ganon drags Thunderbird out and THROWS him at the barriers! Ganon storms into the ring, and he builds speed?! Ganon then rebounds off the ropes to flip everyone off.
The fans boo, Ganon laughs, but Sidon springboards in! FLYING RANA! Ganon is sent tumbling away, Thunderbird springboards in! Sidon dodges, Thunderbird rolls through the landing, and both men rebound, into a DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Both Sidon and Thunderbird are down and the fans are thunderous! Ganon rises up, goes to the apron, but then Sidon and Thunderbird both kip up! And they’re glowing? There’s been a lot of glowing lately, what’s that about? Ganon storms into the ring, the three reset, and the fans rally up. Ganon swings on Thunderbird, Thunderbird dodges to swing on Sidon but Sidon dodges.
Sidon RAMS Ganon but Ganon stays put. Thunderbird comes back, Sidon moves and the DROPKICK hits Ganon! Ganon staggers back, rebounds, but both Thunderbird and Sidon dodge the double lariats! Thunderbird runs up, tilt-o-whirls, but Ganon stops the DDT! Ganon throws Thunderbird to Sidon, Sidon catches Thunderbird into a waistlock! They go to ropes, Thunderbird bucks the O’Conner, but Sidon comes right back, into a SUPERKICK! Sidon wobbles, Ganon reels him in for a NECKBREAKER! Ganon kips up, clutches his back a second, and Thunderbird springboards to DRAGON RANA! Cover, SIDON BREAKS IT!
“This is Awesome!” as all three men are down again! Thunderbird kicks at Sidon from the mat, upset about what just happened, but Sidon gets mad at the kicks. Sidon lunges to throw a forearm, Thunderbird gives it back. Sidon swings again but Thunderbird catches him to a FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans rally while Sidon endures, but Ganon grabs Thunderbird’s legs! Ganon deadlifts Thunderbird to GANON BOMB him onto Sidon’s back!! The fans boo, but Ganon then drags Thunderbird up into underhooks for the DEMISE DRIVER!! But Ganon isn’t done there, as he goes to the corner and watches Sidon.
Sidon slowly stands up, he stares Ganon down, and Sidon grins? Sidon dares Ganon to bring it! KICK OF CALAMITY!! Cover, Ganon wins!
Winner: Ganon, by pinfall (2025 Triforce Tournament winner)
Sidon and Thunderbird fought valiantly, but it seems there was no stopping the Gerudo Ace from winning the prize. HPW General Manager Nicholas Foolyere brings the trophy into the ring, hands it to Ganon, and Ganon holds it up. The pyro goes off, in red, green and gold. Ganon will return to the Triforce World Championship, but which classic rival will he face?
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Link VS Zelda!
There’s a lot of history here. The Hero of Hyrule is the historic inaugural and THREE-TIME Triforce Champion. The Princess of Hyrule is the longest-reigning Goddess Champion at a full TWO YEARS. And Zelda put it on herself that this is her ONE FINAL chance! It’s now or never, all or nothing! Will Zelda finally be Undisputed?
Speaking of history, Link and Zelda are wearing remakes of the classic gear they wore five years ago! Zelda even has the Sheik turban loosely wrapped around the top of her head. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is truly the best in the world!
The bell rings, the fans are thunderous already, but the two stare down. The fans start to duel, “Let’s Go, Zelda!” “Let’s Go, Link!” Link and Zelda slowly circle, the fans rally up, and the two approach. They feel things out, circle a bit more, then knuckle lock. They go shoulder to shoulder in a Test of Strength, but Link is already pushing Zelda back. Zelda uses that to turn things around and put Link on the ropes. Zelda still pushes her shoulder into Link but Tiger Sahasrahla counts the ropebreak. The two let go slowly, and Zelda backs off while the fans applaud. The two reset, the fans rally again, and Zelda slips around to waistlock.
Link switches, Zelda breaks free to wrench. Link wrenches and wristlocks in return but Zelda rolls, bridges, spins, and gets free. Fans cheer the exchange and the two reset again. They tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, Zelda headlocks and hits a takeover, but Link headscissors. Zelda kips free, has a leg, and spins through for a toehold. Link chinbars his way to the chinlock but Zelda slips out the back and drop toeholds Link down. Zelda floats around to a facelock, but Link fights up. Link shoves Zelda away, they tie up again, and Link puts Zelda back on the ropes. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda turns things around again, so Sahasrahla restarts the count.
Zelda lets off slowly, but then fakes a chop! Zelda smirks and boops Link on the nose. Link sighs but the fans applaud as Zelda backs off. They reset again, tie up, and Zelda wrenches to then tilt-o-whirl RANA, but Link handsprings through! The fans applaud, but Zelda storms up to clinch and whip. Link reverses, but then Zelda counters the hip toss to an arm-drag and armlock, that Zelda then rolls and turns Link over for ghost pin! TWO, but Zelda stays hooked on Link’s arms! The fans rally as Link powers through to sit up! Link fights to his feet, but Zelda shifts to an IRON OCTOROK! Link powers through again to fireman’s carry!
Zelda flails and gets away, but then Link avoids the uppercut! Link shoves Zelda to ropes, but Zelda blocks the chop! Zelda wrenches but Link avoids the Pele! Link grabs a leg, Zelda rolls and reels Link in, but Link uses that to BOW ‘N’ ARROW! Zelda pops free, covers, ONE, and Link arm-drags! The two stand off and the fans chant, “This is Wrestling! This is Wrestling!” Link rushes up, Zelda sweeps the leg and covers, ONE! Link sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Link feints superkick, and then he boops Zelda’s nose in return! The fans cheer while Link smirks and Zelda sarcastically smirks back. The two then reset and circle again.
The two tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, ZSJ wrenches and wristlocks, then they knuckle lock. Zelda rolls and traps an arm but Link fights the tweak! Zelda pushes and pushes, and TWEAKS the arm! Zelda goes for that arm, Link whips her away and they RAM shoulders! Fans cheer as neither falls, so Zelda runs again and RAMS Link! Link stays up, kicks and headlocks, but Zelda powers up and out. They RAM shoulders again, Link rebounds to run Zelda over! The fans cheer while Link looms over Zelda, then stalks her to a corner. Zelda stands, and Link CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” while Zelda sputters and sits down. Link eggs Zelda on while the fans duel.
Zelda stands, Link whips her corner to corner, Zelda reverses but Link goes up and over. Link keeps moving, Zelda ducks the lariat and comes back to SHOTGUN Link down! The fans fire up while Zelda hurries to cover, TWO! Zelda keeps Link down with a cravat and cranks the neck. Link endures and fights up as the fans rally. Link clubs the arms to get free, but Zelda just cravats again! Link rolls, but Zelda rolls with him to hold on! Fans cheer as they both stand, and Zelda snapmares, only for Link to handspring through! SUPERKICK! Zelda wobbles, Link whips, Zelda reverses, but Link RANAS! Zelda tumbles out while fans fire up.
Link goes to the ropes, takes aim, and PLANCHAS, but Zelda moves! Link lands on the apron, Zelda slides into the ring, but ROCKS Zelda first! Link steps in, but Zelda grabs a leg, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Link is stuck in the ropes, and Zelda KICKS him in the chest! The fans fire up while Link coughs and flops to the mat. Zelda stalks him, then runs up to PENALTY KICK an arm! Link clutches his elbow while he writhes on the ground, and Zelda’s right after him! Link kicks at Zelda and she backs off, picking her spot. Link gets up and shields his left arm, then CHOPS! Zelda still goes for the left arm, Link slips past her, then CHOPS!
Link CHOPS again, but Zelda HYLIAN KISS HEADBUTTS! Link wobbles, Zelda runs, but Link SUPER- NO, Zelda blocks that to an ANKLE LOCK! Then KNEEBAR!! Link is caught but he flails for the ropes! Zelda shifts to a HALF CRAB, then a toehold! Zelda wants the crossface but Link has the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go and fans fire up. Zelda eggs Link on, the fans rally up, and Zelda brings Link to his feet. Zelda UPPERCUTS, Link CHOPS again! The fans fire up, Zelda nods, and she UPPERCUTS again! Link grimaces as he stays up, and he CHOPS again! Zelda eggs Link on, then she catches the chop to UPPERCUT the arm!
Link now clutches his right elbow, Zelda whips just to WRING the arm! Zelda jumps on to go for the chicken wing! Link scrambles around to fight off the Impa Lock, reaches out for ropes, but then Zelda shifts to chicken wing that arm! IMPA LOCK!! The fans are thunderous as Link endures and keeps moving around! Link kicks and reaches out, ROPEBREAK!! The fans cheer, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4. Zelda is a bit frustrated, but she stalks Link to a corner. Zelda wraps his arms around ropes and pulls! The fans are torn, Sahasrahla counts, and Zelda lets go at 4, to KICK Link in the chest again!
Link coughs and sputters, but Zelda stands him up to KICK again! Link staggers, Zelda KICKS, but Link blocks! Zelda tries a punch but Link blocks that, too, to DRAGON SCREW ARM-DRAG COMBO! The fans fire up as Link waits on Zelda to sit up, then he runs in, but Zelda ducks the Shining Wizard! And the Boomerang! Zelda has a leg, DRAGON- NO, Link steps through the Dragon Screw and rolls to fireman’s carry Zelda! BOMBOS MEDALLION! Cover, TWO! The fans are thunderous as Link takes aim again. Zelda sits up, Link hesitates, but he still BUZZSAWS and HEEL KICKS! Link then brings Zelda up into the clinch! BLADE-
NO, Zelda slips free of Bladerunner to chicken wing an arm! Link fights around the Impa Lock again, Zelda switches arms again, but Link arm-drags free! Zelda hurries back up, but into a MASTER SWORD! Zelda flops out of the ring before Link can cover! The fans are thunderous again while Link is frustrated. Sahasrahla starts a ring count while Link waits on Zelda to get up. Zelda is dazed but she sits up at 4 of 10, then staggers to her feet at 6. Link builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit at the ramp and the fans fire up again! Link hurries to get Zelda into the ring, then he goes up top! ICE ARROW, but Link has to bail out as Zelda moves!
Zelda runs up and hops onto Link for a CODE- NO, Link stops the Code Red and FLINGS Zelda back! Zelda lands out, MASTER SWORD! The fans are thunderous again as Link underhooks Zelda and gets her up for TEARS- NO, Zelda slips free to hit CODE RED after all!! Cover, TWO!!! Zelda almost had Link, and the fans are electric while both of them are down! “This is Awesome!” as Link stirs. Zelda stands and hobbles over while the fans rally. Zelda stands Link up, but Link fires a forearm! There wasn’t much to it, but Zelda still scowls. Zelda UPPERCUTS! Link wobbles, but he comes back to throw another forearm!
Zelda shrugs that off to UPPERCUT! Zelda eggs Link on, Link shakes out his arms and winds up to ROCK Zelda! The fans fire up while Zelda staggers. Zelda comes back to UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT and UPPERCUT from both sides! Link drops to his knees and fans fire up again! Zelda stands Link back up, but Link breaks free and SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS! The legs still work, but then Zelda blocks the third shot to reel Link and scoop! Link flails and gets free, then shoves Zelda. Zelda comes back, Link SUPERKICKS again! Zelda drops to her knees, Link grabs her arms! LIGHT- NO, Zelda ducks the knee!
Zelda stands up and she has Link in a pump handle, MINUET OF FOREST! TWO!! Link gets free in time, swings, but Zelda ducks it to half nelson! REQUIEM OF SPIRIT, but Link lands out! HOOK SHOT KICK! Link reels Zelda in, suplexes, FALCON- STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE!! Link staggers, Zelda unleashes the BOLERO OF FIRE! ENZIGIRI and Link staggers around. Zelda reels Link in for a SERENADE OF WATER! Then Zelda underhooks him into a NOCTURNE OF SHADOW! The fans rally harder as Link fights the butterfly guillotine hold! Link reaches out, but Zelda grabs that free arm to add a KIMURA on top of this!
The fans rally as hard as they can as Link still fights! Link kicks with his legs, but Zelda lets go to shift around and body scissors! Zelda rolls back and drags Link into a SHEIKAH LEG ROLL CLUTCH! TWO!! Link escapes in time, they both hurry to their feet, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither falls, Link tries again but Zelda BOOTS the lariat away, and BACK ELBOWS at the same time! Zelda manages to sunset flip from there, high stacks, TWO as Link pops Zelda into the sunset flip! TWO and Zelda sits on the cover! TWO and Link sunset flips again, TWO! Zelda runs up to PENALTY KICK! Now Zelda grabs Link’s arms!
Zelda winds up, but Link reels Zelda in and slips around to roll her up! TWO, but Link deadlifts Zelda! Zelda shifts around for an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! Link fights that, but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Zelda throws down elbows and squeezes tight with her legs! Link endures and stays on his feet. Link drags Zelda along, and he reaches out with his feet! Zelda rolls back and THROWS Link over with her leg! Zelda sits on a cover! TWO as Link bridges up!! Link is free of Zelda’s legs, staggers to his feet, Zelda jumps on him for a GUILLOTINE, with body scissors! The fans rally as hard as they can as Link again fights to stay on his feet!
Link stomps his way forward, reaching out for ropes! Zelda lets go of the guillotine but not the body scissors, and she shifts over to KIMURA the arm! Link almost falls, but he still has his other arm to brace himself! Link powers up to stand again, and he slips an arm into the body scissors! Link scoops Zelda, Zelda slips free, then reels Link into the PRELUDE OF LIGHT PLEX! Zelda rolls back, but then top mounts, HYLIAN ACTUAL KISS?!? The fans go nuts and even Sahasrahla is stunned! But then he realizes Link’s shoulders are down so it’s a cover! TWO?!!? Link pushes Zelda away, and she is absolutely shocked!
Zelda slowly looks over at Link and shouts, “What, the absolute f-” Link stops her there by saying she’s the one weaponizing a kiss! The fans are going wild as Link and Zelda stare down and stand up, their match turning into a lover’s spat! Zelda SLAPS, SLAPS, and SLAPS, but Link shoots in and fireman’s carries! Zelda slips free, shoves Link, but Link comes back, into a KNEE down low! Zelda then scoops and SHEIKAH DRIVER!!! Cover, ZELDA WINS!!!
Winner: Zelda, by pinfall (NEW Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)
The arena erupts as Zelda suddenly shuts this down! It’s a standing ovation while both Link and Zelda down, exhausted from this true epic! The fans continue to applaud, and then Zelda slowly sits back up. She scoots around so she can look at Link. They talk while Zelda rests her forehead on his. They both seem rather emotional, but also smiling. Zelda helps Link stand up, and Nick Foolyere returns so that he can present the title to the new champion. Zelda tears up even more as he helps her put it around her waist for the very first time. The fans cheer more as Foolyere fetches a microphone for Zelda to speak.
Fans chant, “You Deserve It!” and Zelda beams with a big smile. She wipes away a tear, thanks everyone for saying that. “This is so surreal. I know there are many of you who have supported me since day one, and I could spend forever telling you how much that means to me. I know my biggest supporters are actually here in this ring. My father, Nicholas Foolyere, and of course, Link. I could spend forever telling you two how much you mean to me, and I don’t think it’d be enough. But I do want to say that-” Wait, there’s a commotion, and Ganon is storming his way down the ramp, Triforce Trophy in hand, and The Dark Forces at his back.
Link and Zelda stand their ground, even though this is 7v2. But then Yunobo, Sidon, Thunderbird, and a few others from the battle royal hurry out from backstage to flank The Dark Forces from behind! The fans cheer as Ganon and his goons find themselves surrounded in a more even fight! But then Tali slithers in from the crowd side?! Shabonne shouts, “SUP, CHAMP?!” This gets Link and Zelda to turn around, Tali runs up, and Link shoves Zelda aside! Link takes the SPEAR!! Zelda is furious and she rushes Tali! They brawl, things spill out to the floor, and the rest of the Dark Forces brawl with Yunubo and the others!
The fans are going nuts as it is chaos all over ringside! Security, referees and even producers rush out but stopping this is easier said than done! Tali RAMS Zelda into steel steps, knocking them apart! Ganon storms up, Tali strips the belt off of Zelda, and she hands it to Ganon! Is Tali with the Dark Forces now?! Ganon grins as he sees Link sputtering back up. Ganon slides into the ring, and Tali drags Zelda up to make her watch as Ganon CLOBBERS Link with the belt!! Zelda is furious but Tali holds her down with an armlock! Link flounders out of the ring, Zant brings out handcuffs! Zant and Tali push Zelda against the apron so they can cuff one of her hands!
Tali overpowers Zelda and cuffs her to the middle rope! Ganon laughs as the Dark Forces block the way from the stage to the ramp! No one can get through as Zant fetches Link, who is busted open from the belt shot! Ganon taunts Zelda while holding up the title. Zelda tries to hit Ganon but the cuff keeps her anchored at the ropes! Zant feeds Link to Ganon for a GANON BOMB!! Zelda is enraged but she can’t get free! Ganon rains down fists on Link, painting himself with Link’s blood! Ganon even tastes the blood, and the fans tell Ganon he’s sick! Ganon shoves Link at Zelda, she reaches out for Link’s hand, but then Ganon drags Link away from her!
Ganon mockingly says, “Congratulations, Princess!” before he sits Link up, and rains down ELBOW after ELBOW after ELBOW! Link is already a ragdoll but Ganon keeps going! The fans boo as hard as they can, Zelda now has tears of anger in her eyes, but Shabonne is cheering for her new boss! “GANON~! GANON GANON GANON~! GANON~, GANON~!” Ganon shoves Link down, Tali BOOTS Zelda down, and Ganon picks up the Triforce World Championship again. Ganon holds it up as he stands over Link, and Zelda is down at the ropes, her one arm up because of the cuffs. Zelda’s moment of triumph has been utterly ruined, but is the future only going to grow darker?
My Thoughts:
Welp, another under-the-wire finish on writing this. I’ll power through to make sure Wrestling Is Life for May isn’t like that. But at the same time, I really like how everything turned out for this one, and there was some very recent developments in actual pro-wrestling that helped inspire the ending there. To be fair, I have never done a beatdown to close a show, so it works out that the first one is in year six, closing out the first of the HPW Big Four (the anniversary, Treasure Island, Clash of Fates, and of course HyruleMania). Also, the only other ideas I had were either Zelda goes Heel, or this was a “fake Zelda” probably portrayed by Hilda, and neither of those sat right with me.
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