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Mitchell’s NJPW WTL x BOSJ Results & Report! (12/8/21)

BOSJ, Round 10!

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NJPW WTL X BOSJ 2021

The Rogue Luchador and Ticking Timebomb are neck and neck!

While Sho leads at 6-3, Desperado AND Hiromu are on his heels! Just two more rounds in Best of the Super Juniors, who breaks away to be a finalist?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Master Wato VS BUSHI; Wato wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Robbie Eagles VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Eagles wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: YOH VS El Phantasmo; Yoh wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Taiji Ishimori VS SHO; Ishimori wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Ryusuke Taguchi VS El Desperado; Desperado wins.
  • Best of the Super Juniors 28: Hiromu Takahashi VS DOUKI; Hiromu wins.

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Here are the current BOSJ 28 standings!

SHO: 6-3, 12 points
El Desperado: 5-3-1, 11 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 5-3-1, 11 points
El Phantasmo: 5-4, 10 points
Robbie Eagles: 5-4, 10 points
Taiji Ishimori: 5-4, 10 points
YOH: 5-4, 10 points
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 4-5, 8 points
Bushi: 4-5, 8 points
Ryusuke Taguchi: 4-5, 8 points
Master Wato: 3-6, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Douki: 2-7, 4 points [ELIMINATED]

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: Master Wato VS BUSHI!

The Way of the Grandmaster has no way to the finals, but the Black Mask is holding on by a thread! Will Bushi survive for one more round?

The bell rings and fans cheer as the two slowly circle. They tie up, Wato trips Bushi then runs but Bushi drops, hurdles, Wato leaps and Bushi dodges to RANA! Wato handsprings through but Bushi ducks the Penalty Kick to taunt Wato while lounging. Bushi bails out as Wato storms over, but Wato slides out the side. Bushi kicks and whips him to railing, but Wato stops himself to back elbow, uppercut and SOBAT Bushi down. Fans cheer, Wato stomps Bushi and then puts him in the ring. Fans rally as Wato aims from the apron. Bushi stands, Wato springboards, Bushi gets under. Wato comes back but into Bushi’s swing kick!

Bushi goes up, missile dropkick! BUSHIROONI! Wato bails out, Bushi DIVES! Direct hit into railing! Fans fire up while the ref checks on Wato. He’s okay to continue so Bushi stomps him. Bushi drags Wato up, then whips him into railing! Wato writhes but fans rally up. Bushi drags Wato up and whips him into more railing! Wato writhes on the floor again but Bushi stomps him down. The ring count starts, Bushi brings Wato up but whips him into even more railing! Bushi leaves Wato behind as we pass 10 of 20. The count continues to 15, then 17! Wato gets in at 18! But Bushi has his shirt and uses it to choke Wato! The ref reprimands, counts, Bushi lets go with one hand.

The ref reprimands more, Bushi lets go completely. The shirt is put aside, Bushi brings Wato up to a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Bushi hooks Wato’s leg, for an STF! Wato endures, crawls towards ropes, but Bushi pulls back! Wato still reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! Bushi lets go, drags Wato up and bumps him off buckles. Bushi CHOPS Wato, then DOUBLE CHOPS! Bushi sits Wato up again to DOUBLE CHOP! Bushi digs his boot in, the ref reprimands, Bushi lets off. Bushi stands Wato up to DOUBLE CHOP, then snapmare and cover, TWO! Fans cheer as Wato stays in this. Bushi drags Wato up and Wato fires body shots and forearms back!

Bushi rakes Wato’s eyes! Bushi runs, but into Wato’s CALF KICK! Bushi bails out and fans rally as Wato builds speed. TORNILLO! Direct hit and they hit railing! Wato gets up, fans rally, and Wato brings Bushi up to put in the ring. Wato aims from the apron again, springboard and FLYING UPPERCUT! Fans fire up with Wato and he waits on Bushi to rise. Wato kicks, kicks, sobats, front kicks and SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO! Wato drags Bushi up, wrenches and hook shim up, but Bushi fights the Mouse Trap Driver! So Wato makes it an IRON OCTOPUS! Bushi endures, fights his way towards ropes, so Wato waistlocks!

Bushi elbows free, blocks the roundhouse and CLUBS the leg! Wato swings at clothesline but Bushi catches him into a spin for a DDT! Both men are down, fans rally up, and Bushi crawls over to Wato. Bushi brings Wato up, Wato fires a forearm but Bushi fires back! They go back and forth, Bushi gets the edge then runs, into a BOOT! Wato runs, into a dropkick! Bushi goes to the apron and brings Wato through the ropes. APRON DDT! Wato is stuck in the ropes but flops to the apron as Bushi gets back in. Bushi drags Wato up, FISHERMAN- NO! Wato slips out to ROUNDHOUSE! Fans fire up as both men fall! Fans rally, Bushi stirs and Wato rises.

Wato drags himself to ropes. Bushi gets up and Wato kicks, but Bushi blocks and puts the leg in ropes. Bushi dropkicks Wato, then hits a DRAPING BACKSTABBER! Bushi brings Wato up, wrenches and hooks Wato up, but no Terrible! Wato sobats, Bushi ENZIGURIS, then ducks Wato’s roundhouse! Wato blocks a kick and ducks the enziguri but not the HEEL KICK! Wato staggers, Bushi runs in, CODE- NO! Wato shoves Bushi away to SCREW HIGH KICK! Both men are down again and fans fire back up! Wato drags Bushi up, wrenches, hooks him up, MOUSE TRAP DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Bushi escapes and fans fire up again!

Wato drags Bushi back up, scoops, T T D! Wato goes to the corner, climbs up top, R P P!! Cover, Wato wins!!

Winner: Master Wato, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Bushi earns 0)

Wato burst Bushi’s bubble, now they’re both out of the running! Will Wato look to be the spoiler to another run in the final round?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: Robbie Eagles VS Yoshinobu Kanemaru!

The Sniper of the Skies shot down Sho, while the Heel Master lost to Yoh and is barely in the running! Will Eagles soar up towards the top? Or will Kanemaru drag him down and ruin his run?

As Eagles makes his entrance, Kanemaru points at the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship, making it clear that at some point, Suzuki-Gun will want that back. But then Eagles gets up on the corner and Kanemaru attacks! The bell rings to put this on record as Kanemaru stomps Eagles to ropes. Kanemaru drags Eagles up, CLUBS him on the neck, then brings Eagles around to wrench. Eagles blocks the whip, Kanemaru back elbows and whips again but Eagles reverses to go up and around and arm-drag! Eagles then runs, ducks, dodges and RANAS! Fans fire up and Eagles finally gets to take his vest off.

Eagles goes to Kanemaru, CHOPS him in the corner, then whips him corner to corner. Kanemaru reverses, Eagles pops Kanemaru up and WHEEL KICKS him down! Fans fire up as Eagles kips up and Kanemaru bails out. Eagles builds speed to fake Kanemaru out with the backflip. But then Eagles bails out as Kanemaru slides in, then Eagles comes back, only for Kanemaru to dropkick the legs out! Kanemaru stomps Eagles to a corner but Eagles kicks back. Kanemaru stomps Eagles down, drags him by his leg, and SMASHES the knee into the mat! Eagles clutches the knee, Kanemaru drags him around again and drops an elbow on the leg.

Kanemaru has the leg in a toehold but Eagles endures. Eagles fights back with a chinlock as fans rally up, but Kanemaru cranks back harder. Eagles gets the ropebreak, the ref counts and Kanemaru lets go at 4. Eagles drags himself to a corner but Kanemaru stands on his feet. Eagles punches Kanemaru’s leg but Kanemaru stomps Eagles’ knee! Kanemaru drags Eagles around again, and SMASHES the knee on the mat again! Eagles goes to the apron, Kanemaru goes out to bring Eagles around and put the leg in the railing. Kanemaru BOOTS the railing to jam the leg! Eagles falls over, Kanemaru drags him around again, to SMASH his knee on the floor!

Kanemaru leaves Eagles behind as he clutches the leg, and a ring count starts. Eagles grits his teeth and forces himself to stand at 10 of 20. Eagles gets in at 12 and fans cheer, but Kanemaru whips Eagles to ropes. Kanemaru dropkicks the leg out again! Kanemaru gets the leg for a HALF CRAB! Kanemaru sits deep as Eagles endures and the fans rally up! Eagles powers up, crawls over, reaches out and gets the ROPEBREAK! Kanemaru lets go at 4, Eagles gets to a corner. Kanemaru mockingly asks what’s wrong, then he stomps the leg! Kanemaru gives toying kicks but Eagles gives back forearms! Kanemaru kicks the leg out, drags Eagles yet again, but Eagles headscissors and SPIKES Kanemaru!

Eagles gets up, dodges Kanemaru’s kicks and ROLLING KICKS Kanemaru’s legs out to BLINDSIDE LARIAT Kanemaru down! Fans fire up as both men are down and Eagles stands back up. Eagles KICKS and KICKS and KICKS Kanemaru, then runs, to LEG LARIAT him down! Cover, TWO! Kanemaru crawls to a corner, Eagles runs in to DOUBLE KNEE! Kanemaru sits down, Eagles METEORAS! Eagles drags Kanemaru to a cover, TWO! Fans rally up for Eagles as he hobbles over. Eagles brings Kanemaru up, cravat, but Kanemaru shoves him away. Eagles dodges in the corner but Kanemaru puts him on the apron.

Eagles ENZIGURIS, springboards, but Kanemaru gets under to dropkick the legs out again! Kanemaru gets the leg, steps through and FIGURE FOURS! Eagles endures as Kanemaru puts as much pressure as he can on the leg lock! Fans rally up, Eagles drags himself and Kanemaru over, but Kanemaru drags Eagles away! Eagles still fights, turns the hold over, but Kanemaru rolls it back, so Eagles gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Kanemaru lets Eagles free. Kanemaru drags Eagles up to scoop and BRITISH FALL! Cover, TWO! Kanemaru goes up top, MOONSAULT but he has to land on his feet as Eagles moves! Kanemaru avoids Eagles’ low dropkick to BOOT him back!

Kanemaru suplexes, Eagles slips out to waistlock. Kanemaru switches, CLUBS and rakes eyes! Kanemaru runs but into a back elbow! 619 leg sweep! Kanemaru staggers, Eagles springboards and dropkicks the leg out! Fans fire up with Eagles and he brings Kanemaru up, SHIRANUI! Cover, TWO! Eagles has Kanemaru in a drop zone and slowly climbs up the corner. Fans rally up as Eagles aims, 450 but he has to roll through as Kanemaru dodges! Kanemaru dropkicks the legs out again! But Eagles turns step-through to a cradle! TWO, and Eagles dropkicks Kanemaru’s leg! But Kanemaru turns Eagles’ step-through into a roll-up! TWO, and Eagles blocks the boot!

Kanemaru fights the backpack by raking eyes! Eagles elbows Kanemaru away, Kanemaru dodges Eagles to come back and tilt-o-whirl DDT! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Kanemaru drags Eagles up, scoops and SLAMS him to a drop zone, then goes up the corner. MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Eagles is still in this, Kanemaru goes back up, and Eagles stands. Kanemaru leaps but Eagles dodges! Kanemaru blocks Eagles’ roundhouse to ENZIGURI, then he reels Eagles in, only for Eagles to suplex! Eagles fireman’s carries then shifts Kanemaru around, TURBO BACKPACK! Cover, TWO! Kanemaru survives but Eagles takes aim! SUPERKICK!

Eagles goes back up top and 450 SPLASHES Kanemaru’s legs! Step-through, RON MILLER SPECIAL!! Kanemaru endures, crawls around, but Eagles drags him from ropes! Kanemaru taps, Eagles wins!!

Winner: Robbie Eagles, by submission (gains 2 points; Kanemaru earns 0)

The Sniper of the Skies is still airborne! Does Eagles still have a chance to get in on the finals?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: YOH VS El Phantasmo!

Direct Drive got hot at just the right time, but he’s still riding the edge! Will the Headbanga end Yoh’s red hot comeback? Or will it be ELP that faces Sudden Death?

ELP swears nothing is in his boot. But then he gives a coy look to the camera. The bell rings and ELP gest fans to rally up while he struts around. ELP says he’ll tap Yoh out, but Yoh just ignores that as they circle. ELP gets fans to rally again as they tie up. Yoh waistlocks, ELP switches and throws Yoh down, then rear mounts so he can float to a facelock. Yoh slips out and hammerlocks ELP, then JAMS the lock. ELP rolls, reaches for ropes but Yoh keeps him away. ELP stands up, snapmares Yoh and has a chinlock. Yoh gets the ropebreak and ELP lets go at 4. Fans cheer as ELP backs off and shows off with jumping jacks. Yoh gets up, he and ELP reset.

ELP and Yoh knuckle lock, but ELP reels Yoh in for a headlock. Yoh fights up, ELP grinds the hold and even pulls hair! Yoh throws body shots, powers out, things speed up as Yoh sidesteps then drop toeholds. ELP avoids the basement dropkick to handspring and do drop steps going backwards. ELP then bails out to do more drop steps, and fans rally as he strikes a pose. But Yoh goes out to CLOBBER him! Yoh CLUBS ELP to railing, then has media move aside so he can whip ELP. ELP reverses to POST Yoh instead! ELP praises himself, then rains down fists on Yoh. ELP shakes out his hand from Yoh’s hard head, then puts Yoh in. ELP CLAWS Yoh’s back!

The ref reprimands and Yoh writhes to the ropes. ELP somersaults and CLAWS Yoh again! Yoh staggers around, ELP apologizes, but then he CLAWS Yoh again! ELP apologizes, then flexes. ELP gets Yoh’s hand to drop a knee on it over and over. ELP knuckle locks, CHOPS, goes up and up and jumps around, to jump down and CLAW him again! ELP checks his shoe, so it’s definitely loaded. ELP stands on Yoh’s head, the ref counts and ELP lets off. ELP drags Yoh around to ROPE GUILLOTINE! And then he rolls back to handstand walk. ELP cheers himself on while the ref checks on Yoh. Yoh sputters, ELP drags him up to ROCK him with a forearm. And again!

ELP hushes the fans, then fakes the chop to PURPLE NURPLE! And DOUBLE PURPLE NURPLE! The ref reprimands and counts and ELP stops at 4. Yoh staggers away, clutching his nipples, and the ref tells ELP, “Stop it!” ELP says, “You stop it!” ELP stands on Yoh at the ropes, the ref counts, ELP lets off at 4. Fans rally up, ELP drags Yoh up by his ear, and ELP whips Yoh to ropes. Yoh comes back with FLYING FOREARMS! Both men are down and fans rally up again. ELP goes to a corner, Yoh gets up and he runs in at ELP to CLAW him! Payback for all that earlier! Then Yoh back elbows, turns ELP and hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally, ELP claims he’s bleeding and Yoh doesn’t cut his nails. Yoh gets ELP up but ELP knees free of the suplex. ELP runs but into a dropkick! ELP falls out of the ring, Yoh PLANCHAS! Direct hit and down goes ELP! Yoh drags ELP up, puts him in the ring and ELP wants a timeout! Yoh shakes his head, and CLAWS ELP’s back! Yoh suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up again as Yoh drags ELP up. Yoh reels ELP in, full nelsons, but ELP resists and elbows free. ELP drops, victory rolls, TWO! Yoh has it now, TWO! ELP rolls Yoh up, TWO! Yoh hooks ELP to backslide, TWO! Fans fire up and ELP CHOPS Yoh, but Yoh JUMP KNEES! ELP ENZIGURIS and both men are down again!

Fans rally up as ELP and Yoh stir. ELP crawls over to Yoh, but Yoh ROCKS ELP with a forearm! ELP forearms back, and then double guns. Yoh comes back to forearm ELP! They stand up, they throw more forearms back and forth, and fans rally up as they pick up speed. ELP pokes Yoh in the eyes! ELP runs, into Yoh’s forearm! ELP rebounds, Yoh handsprings to dodge and he ROCKS ELP with another forearm! GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Fans fire up with Yoh and he brings ELP up. Yoh underhooks the arms but ELP fights free and straitjacket torture racks! SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Yoh is still in this and fans fire back up!

ELP gets up, takes aim, BANG! He drags Yoh back up, reels him in and tucks the arms, but Yoh resists the lift! Yoh back drops, ELP sunset flips but Yoh rolls through to get the right leg, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And then Yoh rolls through to trap the leg in the CALF KILLER! ELP endures, scrambles around, reaches out, throws elbows on Yoh, then gets the ROPEBREAK! Yoh lets go, drags ELP back up and reels him in. GHOSTBUSTER! Fans fire up with Yoh as he drags ELP up into the double underhooks! DIRECT- NO! ELP STOMPS Yoh’s foot! ELP aims, runs in, but Yoh dodges to O’Conner Roll! ELP blocks the Five Star Clutch to turn Yoh over for CATTLE MUTILATION!

Yoh endures, moves around, flails his arms, but ELP drops the bridge to readjust and CATTLE MUTILATION! Yoh scrambles around and gets the ROPEBREAK! ELP lets go in frustration, but he makes sure “that” is in place in his boot. ELP tunes up the band, fans rally up, but Yoh blocks the kick! ELP ducks the clothesline to mule kick! Yoh doubles over, ELP puts him in the drop zone! ELP goes up and up but has to land on his feet out of the moonsault! And with “that” in his boot, it’s double-edged! Yoh waistlocks, O’Conner Roll, FIVE STAR CLUTCH! Cover, YOH WINS!

Winner: Yoh, by pinfall (gains 2 points; ELP earns 0)

And the comeback continues! Is Direct Drive just a win away from the finals? Is the door shut on The Headbanga?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: Taiji Ishimori VS SHO!

One more Bullet Club VS Bullet Club as the Bone Soldier takes aim at the Murder Machine! Will the Cutest Tag Team both have a win over the House of Torture’s third man, brother? Or will Sho all but cement his spot in the BOSJ finals?

The bell rings and fans rally, but Sho waits Taiji to wait. Just like with ELP, Sho tries to appeal to the fact they’re both Bullet Club. And Taiji actually lies down for Sho? Cover, TWO! Sho is surprised but Taiji claims it was an accident, just the natural instinct. Taiji lies back down and they both tell the ref to be faster. Sho goes to cover, Taiji gets him for a cradle! The count is faster, TWO!! Sho gets out, but Taiji pokes him in the eye! Sho staggers to a corner, Taiji throws hands and then drags Sho up. Taiji whips, Sho reverses, Taiji slips out, slides under then slips around to shoulder in! Taiji springboards to SEATED SENTON! Fans fire up but Sho bails out.

Sho staggers around, Taiji goes out after him and kicks him against railing. Taiji brings Sho around to whip, but Sho reverses, only for Taiji to reverses back and fireman’s carry! Taiji spins then SNAKE EYES Sho off the railing! The ref reprimands but Taiji leaves Sho behind. Taiji unties the red corner this time, modifying the Bullet Club special here. Sho grumbles and sputters as he gets in the ring. Taiji CLUBS Sho on the neck, brings him up to wrench and hammerlock, to RAM into the bare buckles! Sho writhes and clutches his arm while fans cheer. Taiji isolates the arm, Sho gets the ropebreak! The ref counts, Taiji STOMPS at 4.

Taiji drags Sho up, whips Sho but Sho slides out. Taiji pursues but Sho shoves a Young Lion at him! Then Sho whips Taiji into railing! Taiji writhes, Sho stomps him down. Sho wrenches a wrist, then wrenches the arm, and brings Taiji around to put the arm through railing! The ref reprimands, Sho lets off. Sho then fakes going into the ring to KICK the railing again and again. Sho kicks to the beat of Abe-san’s ring count! He kicks all the way to 10 of 20 to leave Taiji behind. Taiji gets up, gets in at 15, Sho drags him up and wrenches the arm. Sho whips Taiji into the bare buckles! The Bullet Club special comes back to bite Taiji! Cover, TWO!

Sho rakes eyes, the ref counts and Sho lets off, complaining that that count is too fast. Sho stomps Taiji, brings him up and bumps him off buckles. Sho digs his boots in, the ref counts but Sho lets off at 4. The ref reprimands, Sho knuckle locks and wrenches Taiji’s wrist. Sho wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Then another ELBOW BREAKER! Taiji rakes Sho’s eyes! Sho elbows him back, whips, but Taiji handsprings to NEURALIZER! Fans rally up while both men are down. Sho goes to a corner, Taiji gets up and runs in. Sho boots but he’s put in the ropes! ENZIGURI and SLIDING GERMAN! Fans fire up with Taiji as he gets back in the ring. Cover, TWO!

Taiji drags Sho back up, and he POSTS him! The ref reprimands but Taiji drags Sho back in to hammerlock, half nelson and scoop, Sho slips out to pull hair! The ref reprimands, Taiji breaks free and kicks low to run, but the ref is used as a shield! Sho SPEARS Taiji down! Fans rally up as both men stir. Sho drags himself to a corner, takes aim, and PENALTY KICKS the arm! Sho then has the arm for a double wristlock and takedown, KIMURA!! Taiji endures, fans rally up, Taiji reaches out, and ROPEBREAK! Sho lets go at 4, but he drags Taiji up and knuckle locks the bad arm. Sho wrenches, brings Taiji down to kick, KICK and SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up as Taiji is still in this. Sho aims his bow, drags Taiji up, and reels him in. Sho double pump handles, but Taiji slips out to double pump handle back! Taiji manages to get Sho in the gut wrench, for CIPHER UTAKI! Fans fire up while both men are down again. Taiji goes to ropes, drags himself up, then goes back for Sho. Sho blocks Bloody Cross, scoops but Taiji slips off. Sho reels Taiji in with crossed arms, but Taiji fights out to half hatch, BLOODY- NO! Sho slips out, shoves Taiji into the ref and into the bare corner! Sho LARIATS Taiji down! Sho then hurries to get to his corner, and get the wrench! Sho aims at Taiji, but Taiji dodges to JUMP KNEE!

Fans fire up while both men are down again. Taiji gets the wrench and hides it in his kick pad! Then Taiji grabs Sho’s NEVER Openweight Six Man belt! Taiji throws that at Sho and then plays like he got hit! Sho throws the belt away, Taiji rolls Sho up! TWO, Sho runs in but Taiji goes up and over to roll up! Taiji has his feet on the ropes but the ref kicks his feet down! Wait, the ref stubs his toe on the wrench hidden inside the boot! Was that Taiji’s plan all along? Taiji shoves the ref at Sho, Sho shoves the ref back, Taiji shoves the ref down. Taiji spins Sho around to hook for a backslide, Sho resists, so Taiji LOW BLOW MULE KICKS! The wrench makes that a loaded kick!!

Taiji completes the backslide, Taiji wins!!

Winner: Taiji Ishimori, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Sho earns 0)

The Bone Soldier just beat Sho at his own game! Is this going to cost the Murder Machine his top spot in the tournament? Does Taiji still have a way in?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: Ryusuke Taguchi VS El Desperado!

The Funky Weapon is barely holding on after ELP humiliated him last round, but he could shock everyone right here! Will Taguchi take down the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion? Or will the Rogue Luchador put the King of Oh My Garfunkel down right here?

The bell rings and Taguchi bails out? Taguchi goes looking under the ring, but he doesn’t seem to find anything interesting. Oh, wait, he found a chair. Taguchi sets the chair up to take a seat. He wants Desperado to sit out there with him? Desperado refuses and a ring count starts. The count reaches 10 of 20 but Taguchi doesn’t move. But then Taguchi stands up at 14, trying to use this against Desperado. Surely the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion doesn’t want to win by count-out. Desperado doesn’t seem to care if Taguchi’s just gonna hand him a win. The count is 17, Taguchi gets flustered, and he gest in at 19! Desperado covers, TWO! Again, TWO! Again, TWO! Deep leg hook, TWO!!

Desperado headlocks to keep Taguchi in the ring. Taguchi fights up to power out, things speed up and Taguchi keeps Desperado moving. But then Desperado hops over Taguchi and just stops. Taguchi’s surprised, and Desperado whips him to ropes. Taguchi reverses, tries to start this up again, but Desperado holds ropes to stop himself. Desperado is clearly not having any part of Taguchi’s antics. Taguchi apparently thinks Desperado is just a killjoy. Taguchi rushes Desperado but Desperado rakes Taguchi’s eyes! The ref reprimands, Desperado runs, but Taguchi arm-drags him down! Taguchi headlocks while fans cheer, and Taguchi fires off palm strikes!

Desperado tries to power out but Taguchi holds on tight. Taguchi grinds Desperado down, but Desperado fights up. Desperado tries again but Taguchi still holds on tight. Taguchi grinds Desperado, Desperado gets up, powers out and then reels Taguchi in for a headlock. Taguchi powers out right away, and reels Desperado back into a headlock! Fans cheer the exchange as Taguchi grinds Desperado down. Desperado refuses to give up even as Taguchi thrashes the hold. Desperado powers up, powers out, reels Taguchi back in for a headlock, but Taguchi slips right back out to headlock again! Fans cheer as Taguchi grinds Desperado again.

Desperado fights up, throws body shots, powers out to drop toehold and floats to the headlock, but Taguchi slips out to headlock again! Desperado powers out, Taguchi runs him over, then drops down to get the headlock! Fans rally, Taguchi is showing he’s the King of Headlocks! Desperado fights up, throws body shots, then powers out. Taguchi ends up in a corner, Desperado runs in but into an elbow! Taguchi hops up to get Desperado for BOOTY BUMP after BOOTY BUMP! Fans fire up, Taguchi lets Desperado go and he gets the headlock back! Desperado fights up, powers out, reels Taguchi in but Taguchi again slips out.

Desperado slips out, Taguchi slips out, and Taguchi again has the headlock! Fans rally and Desperado endures. Desperado powers out, but delays reeling Taguchi in so he can throw him into the ropes! Taguchi is stuck with his butt hanging out, and Desperado goes outside to get that chair! Desperado sets the chair up against Taguchi’s butt, gets another chair, but Taguchi wiggles around and the one chair falls off. Desperado doesn’t care, he just SMACKS Taguchi in the butt! And again! And again! The ref reprimands and Desperado stops, and Taguchi flops out of the ropes. Desperado gets in, drags Taguchi around, and then SPLASHES a leg! And YANKS the leg, and gives it a KNEE JAMMER!

Desperado drags Taguchi around to step through and have the BUTTERFLY DEATHLOCK! Taguchi endures, Desperado puts as much pressure as he can, but Taguchi choke grips! The ref reprimands, Taguchi lets go but he CHOPS and Desperado “falls” back, making Taguchi feel the pain! Taguchi scrambles around, pries at the deathlock, but Desperado pushes his leg to clamp it on tighter! Taguchi reaches out and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Desperado lets go, and Desperado drags Taguchi up. Desperado ROCKS Taguchi, stomps Taguchi’s bad leg, then he drags Taguchi up to CHOP him in the corner. Desperado goes corner to corner but Taguchi BOOTS back!

Taguchi runs in but the hip attack gets an atomic drop! Desperado runs back in but into another BOOT! Taguchi fakes Desperado out, and fans cheer as Taguchi wags his finger at Desperado. Desperado gets mad and runs in, but into a HIP ATTACK! Fans fire up and Desperado goes to a corner. Taguchi runs in to corner hip attack! Taguchi whips corner to corner, runs in for another hip attack! Then BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Taguchi keeps cool, brings Desperado up and snap suplexes! Uno Amigo! Another, Dos Amigos! Desperado fights the third, but Taguchi also fights Desperado’s suplex! THREE AMIGOS! Cover, TWO! Taguchi gets the leg, OH MY GARFUNKEL!

Desperado endures, kicks Taguchi away, but Taguchi turns hip toss into arm-drag, to then get a leg for the OH MY GARFUNKEL! Desperado endures, crawls, and gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Taguchi lets go. Desperado clutches his leg, Taguchi drops a knee on it! Taguchi drags Desperado up, chicken wings, but Desperado fights the Dodon to RAM Taguchi into buckles! Taguchi kicks back, runs, but Desperado gets around to back suplex! Desperado gets up, brings Taguchi in, but Taguchi fights the shin breaker! Taguchi runs but Desperado reels him in! SHIN BREAKER! Then takedown to the GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And STRETCH MUFFLER!

Taguchi endures, Desperado drags him from ropes and keeps after the leg! Taguchi keeps reaching out, crawling, and he gets the ROPEBREAK! Desperado lets go, drags Taguchi back and then goes up top. FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Taguchi survives and fans fire up. Desperado drags Taguchi up, underhooks the arms, but Taguchi fights! Taguchi wrenches out, Desperado spins him, GUITARRA- NO! Taguchi slips out, Desperado switches but Taguchi bumps out! Taguchi gets the arms but Desperado fights the inverted Gory to turn it around! Taguchi slips out of the inverted Gory but Desperado ducks the enziguri! Desperado gets the legs, STRETCH MUFFLER!

Taguchi rolls it to a cradle, TWO!! Desperado kicks low, runs, but Taguchi mule kicks! Taguchi runs but into a back elbow. Desperado fakes the run, but Taguchi fights the spinebuster! Taguchi runs but he fakes Desperado out, HIP ATTACK! Desperado falls out of the ring, fans fire up and Taguchi triangle jumps to PLANCHA! Direct hit and down goes Desperado! A ring count starts, both men are down at 5 of 20 but Taguchi sits up at 7. Taguchi drags himself up at 11, fans rally up, and he gets Desperado up and in at 17! Taguchi aims, springboards, MISSILE HIP! Fans fire up as Taguchi calls upon the powers of Strong Style! “OHYA~!” Taguchi runs in, BUMAYE!! Cover, TWO!!

Desperado survives and fans fire up! Taguchi drags Desperado up, reels him in, chicken wings the arms, but Desperado fights free and rolls Taguchi, to the STRETCH MUFFLER! But Taguchi powers his way to OH MY GARFUNKEL!! Taguchi drags Desperdo back, Desperado rolls but Taguchi holds on! Taguchi puts as much as he can on the ankle lock, Desperado fights up but Taguchi reels him in! DODON’S THRONE!! Cover, TWO!!! Desperado survives but Taguchi fires up! Fans fire up with Taguchi, he drags Desperado back up to chicken wing and DODON- No! Victory roll, to STRETCH MUFFLER!! Desperado gets the arm, NUMERO DOS!!

Taguchi reaches out, Desperado rolls him away and has NUMERO DOS PLUS!! Taguchi verbally quotes, Desperado wins!

Winner: El Desperado, by submission (gains 2 points; Taguchi earns 0)

The Funky Weapon’s run is done, and now the Rogue Luchador leads the block! Will he seal the deal in the 11th and final round?

 

Best of the Super Juniors 28: Hiromu Takahashi VS DOUKI!

The Ticking Timebomb has an opening now that Sho has fallen down. Will Hiromu join Despy at the top of the block? Or can Japones Del Mal do his Suzuki-Gun ally a favor and keep Hiromu down?

The second Hiromu’s in the ring, Douki dropkicks him down! Douki then DIVES and sends Hiromu into railing! Douki puts Hiromu in the ring, wheelbarrows and full nelsons, but Hiromu arm-drags out as the bell rings! Douki runs back in, and turns Hiromu’s pop-up into ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Hiromu moves around to get the ropebreak! Douki lets off quickly to build speed and slide. Hiromu ducks it but Douki RAMS him into railing! Douki wrenches and whips Hiromu into more railing! Douki drags Hiromu up to DDT him to the floor! Fans cheer and rally up while Red Shoes checks on Hiromu. Douki gets in the ring, and a ring count begins.

Hiromu stirs at 5 of 20, sits up at 10 and stands at 12. Hiromu hobbles over and around, and gets in at 16. Douki stomps Hiromu down, digs his boots in, but lets off as Red Shoes counts. Douki drags Hiromu up, whips him to ropes and elbows Hiromu down. Cover, TWO! Douki sits Hiromu up to clamp on a chinlock. Hiromu endures, crawls his and reaches out to get a ropebreak with a foot. Douki lets off at 4, slaps Hiromu around, but Hiromu CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Douki rakes eyes! Red Shoes reprimands but Hiromu bails out. Douki talks trash, Hiromu gets in but Douki stomps him down.

Douki scoops and SLAMS Hiromu, then runs to DOUBLE STOMP! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Douki taunts Hiromu. Hiromu CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Douki CHOPS back! Hiromu falls over and fans cheer. Douki drags Hiromu up, throws forearms and whips Hiromu corner to corner. Douki runs in but into a BOOT! Hiromu runs but into a low kick! Douki runs, Hiromu follows and RANAS Douki down! Hiromu drags himself to ropes, Douki gets up on the opposite side. Douki runs in but into a BOOT! Hiromu hops up for a DRAPING HEADSCISSORS! Red Shoes counts, Hiromu lets off and gets in to whip Douki to a corner.

Hiromu snapmares and rns to basement dropkick! Douki bails out, fans fire up and Hiromu aims from the apron, FLYING SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Fans fire up more and Hiromu drags Douki up. Hiromu puts Douki in, brings him around and suplexes for a FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Hiromu drags Douki up and fireman’s carries. Douki slips out and Hiromu runs into the corner. Douki blocks boots to pop Hiromu up into the Gory Especial! Hiromu fights free, runs, but into a backslide! Hiromu rolls through, fights the Gory again and RANAS Douki, to D! Douki is in the triangle hold and Hiromu squeezes tight!

Douki reaches out, fans rally up and Hiromu drags Douki from ropes! Douki endures, moves around, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Hiromu lets go. Hiromu drags Douki up, fireman’s carries, but Douki fights free! Douki ducks the clothesline and elbow, Hiromu wheelbarrows but Douki blocks the Complete Shot! Hiromu elbows Douki away but runs into BOOTS! Douki is on the apron, Hiromu SUPERKICKS! Hiromu runs and jumps, but Douki holds off the sunset flip and scrapes soles off Hiromu’s face! Douki ASAI MOONSAULTS and takes Hiromu down! Fans fire up and the ring count begins. Fans rally and Douki sits up.

Douki stands at 10 of 20, gets on the apron at 12, and he climbs the corner! The count stops, Hiromu hurries up after Douki! Hiromu trips Douki up, CHOPS him, climbs up to join him, and the two brawl up top! Hiromu gets the edge and knocks Douki down to the mat! Hiromu adjusts, but Douki goes up to SUPER ARM-DRAG Hiromu down! Hiromu bails out and Douki fires up as he goes up another corner. Douki SUPER SENTONS Hiromu down!! Both men are down on the outside and fans fire up again! The ring count starts again, and it reaches 10 of 20 before either sits up. Douki gets up to drag Hiromu up at 15. Douki puts Hiromu in at 16, then drags himself up onto the apron.

Hiromu rises, Douki slingshots for DAYBREAK! Cover, TWO!! Hiromu survives and Douki is shocked! Douki fires up and calls his shot as fans rally up! Douki wheelbarrows Hiromu but Hiromu victory rolls! TWO, Hiromu elbows Douki, but Douki pulls hair! Hiromu breaks free, Douki ducks his haymaker to waistlock but Hiromu switches. Douki elbows free, goes to run but Hiromu reels him in. Douki breaks free again but Hiromu ducks the enziguri! Hiromu superkicks but Douki blocks to HELL STAB! And ENZIGURI! Hiromu staggers about, Douki fires up and runs, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB! But Hiromu can’t hold the cover! Fans fire up again as both men are down!

Hiromu and Douki roll to opposite corners as fans rally. Douki and Hiromu drag themselves up. Douki and Hiromu both fire up and run in, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Hiromu stays up to corner clothesline Douki! Then Hiromu runs corner to corner to SHOTGUN DROPKICK! Fans fire up again as Hiromu gets Douki back up. Hiromu runs, but Douki SHOTGUNS back! Douki gets moving, but Hiromu OVERHEAD Belly2Belly suplexes him into the corner! Fans rally again while both men are down! Hiromu grins and nods as he sits back up. Hiromu drags Douki up, fireman’s carries, for a CORNER DEATH VALLEY!

Hiromu roars, fans fire up, and Hiromu drags Douki up to another fireman’s carry. But Douki slips out of Dynamite Plunger to get the ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Fans rally, Hiromu endures, Douki pulls on the hold! Hiromu gets up, moves around, drags Douki along, only for Douki to roll him away! Hiromu uses that to dead lift Douki for a suplex! Douki escapes, wrenches but Hiromu ROCKS him with a forearm! Hiromu fireman’s carries, throws Douki to the dragon sleeper and inverted suplexes! Douki slips out again, but Hiromu gets him for a standard suplex! Douki fights out of that to get ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Hiromu endures again and fans fire up!

Hiromu falls over, Douki pulls harder still on the hold! Hiromu is fading, but he gets a second wind! Hiromu fights his way back up, gets to his feet, but starts to fade again as Douki pulls even harder! Hiromu gets a third wind! Hiromu moves around so Douki rolls him from ropes again! Douki slips around to wheelbarrow, but Hiromu hits a COMPLETE SHOT! Both men are down again and fans fire up! Hiromu and Douki stir as the fans rally hard as ever. Hiromu pushes himself up and roars! Hiromu gets Douki up, runs, but Douki ducks and runs. Hiromu ducks Douki’s clothesline to SUPERKICK! Hiromu runs again, but into Douki’s LARIAT! Douki-san Bomber?!

Douki fires up and he runs, into Hiromu’s spin and suplex! Douki knees free but Hiromu SUPERKICKS! Hiromu runs but Douki takes him down in a FUJIWARA! DRAGON’S LAIR CRADLE! TWO!! Hiromu narrowly escapes, Douki runs in, HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER! Hiromu drags Douki up, suplexes, VICTORY ROYALE! Cover, TWO!! Douki survives and fans are thunderous! Hiromu gets back up, roars, and then drags Douki up. Hiromu runs to HIROMU-CHAN BOMBER! And then fireman’s carry, TIMEBOMB! Cover, Hiromu wins!

Winner: Hiromu Takahashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Douki earns 0)

And the Timebomb is now at the top of the block! After catching his breath, Hiromu gets the mic to say, “OI! Oi, Douki. You’re still just fighting here as a freelancer, right? Nevertheless, you’re definitely a true New Japan Junior! Let’s do this again.” Fans cheer the respect Hiromu shows Douki. Hiromu lets the fans rally and clap before he continues. “I WON~! Is this the first time we do this in Yawatahama? Has anyone here experienced this before? It’s time for Hiromu-chan’s survey!” Fans cheer that, as well. Hiromu reminds us that the Best of the Super Junior finals will be December 15. And if you believe that Hiromu-chan is winning this, clap for him right now!

The fans clap and he says he hears them. But those who aren’t clapping, were you rooting for Douki today? Not looking forward to Hiromu winning? He’ll ask again. Those who think Hiromu-chan will repeat as BOSJ winner, clap! If you want him to win, CLAP! It’s beautiful! He’ll take this glorious energy with him to the Sumo Hall! He just needs two more wins to seal victory! “Let’s have more, more, more, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE… Let’s have more fun, everyone~!” Will it only be a matter of time before the Timebomb goes back to back as the Best of the Super Juniors?

 

Here are the NEW BOSJ 28 standings!

El Desperado: 6-3-1, 13 points
Hiromu Takahashi: 6-3-1, 13 points
SHO: 6-4, 12 points
YOH: 6-4, 12 points
Robbie Eagles: 6-4, 12 points
Taiji Ishimori: 6-4, 12 points
El Phantasmo: 5-5, 10 points [ELIMINATED]
Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 4-6, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Bushi: 4-6, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Ryusuke Taguchi: 4-6, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Master Wato: 4-6, 8 points [ELIMINATED]
Douki: 2-8, 4 points [ELIMINATED]


My Thoughts:

A great round for Best of the Super Juniors, and they arranged this rather perfectly. Sho losing in a great match with Ishimori opened the way for Desperado and Hiromu to climb up into the top of the block with their wins. We’ve got an awesome set up for the 11th round, where the first one between Desperado and Hiromu to lose gives way to the winner of Sho VS Yoh. But at the same time, if Eagles wins over Hiromu, he’ll be the one getting into the finals over Sho because Eagles won against him. But then Yoh goes in over Eagles because Yoh won. But all that is moot if Desperado and Hiromu both win because they’ll both be at 15 points.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (5/30/25)

The greatEST SmackDown!

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Could this be the biggEST and strongEST SmackDown of the year?

SmackDown in Knoxville sees the returns of Bianca Belair, Cody Rhodes and John Cena, along with some final Money in the Bank qualifiers!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Jade Cargill VS Naomi VS Nia Jax; Naomi wins and advances to Money in the Bank.
  • R-Truth VS JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa; Mateo wins.
  • Rey Fenix & Je’Von Evans VS Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar; Los Garza win.
  • Zelina Vega VS Alba Fyre w/ The Green Administration; Zelina wins.
  • Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Carmelo Hayes VS Andrade VS Jacob Fatu; Andrade wins and advances to Money in the Bank.

PLAY BY PLAY

Bianca Belair is here!

Knoxville fires up for their strongEST, fastEST, quickEST, toughEST, roughEST, and greatEST hometown hero as she struts out to the ring. Bianca high-fives and hugs fans along the ramp, as well as mom and dad at ringside. Bianca then grabs a mic to say, “Man, it feels good to be in Knoxville!” The fans cheer and chant for “EST! EST!” Bianca says she loves them so much. And she couldn’t come out here without singing Rocky Top! Y’all ready? The fans cheer, and the music plays! Bianca conducts the fans as they sing for the University of Tennessee. In fact, the Lady Vols softball team is playing in the Super Regionals right now!

Bianca smiles and says this city is so special to her. Not just because it is her hometown, but because it is her safe space. She has her love and support from mom ‘n’ dad, and has all the fans who show up and show out for her. With everything Bianca’s been going through, losing at Mania, getting injured, losing tag titles and friends along the way, she just wanted to come back home to her safe space. The fans cheer, and Bianca says she came home to heal. While she’s not 100%, she is doing everything she can to get back to the ring and continue to show us why she is the EST of Tennessee and of WWE! The fans cheer that!

Bianca says with all that said, Knoxville, welcome to Friday Night SmackDown! But wait, she’s interrupted by Naomi! The fans boo but Naomi says, “Oh my gosh~! Finally! B, I am so glad you finally here on SmackDown!” Bianca says now is not the time, Naomi. Naomi asks Bianca to please hear her out. It has been way too long. Not a day has gone by when Naomi doesn’t think about what happened to them. What is there to talk about? What could Naomi say? What could she want from Bianca? The fans chant “YOU SUCK!” at Naomi, and Naomi says she just wants forgiveness. She is begging for it!

Naomi knows things go toff the rails, but she is here because she wants to fix it, she is trying to fix it, but she alone can’t fix it. Months have gone by, and Naomi has tried to communicate, to say the past can be the past and that they can move forward. Bianca has not responded back to Naomi once. Naomi even visited Bianca’s parent’s house! But no one would answer! WHAT?! Mom ‘n’ Dad don’t know about that, but Naomi says no one was home, so she let herself in! Naomi looked through the photo albums, the one right on the front coffee table. And in those photos, Bianca looked so happy. It reminded Naomi of how they were as tag team champions.

Bianca stops Naomi there. Naomi, Bianca will make this perfectly clear. They were best friends, but Naomi betrayed Bianca’s trust. Naomi took their friend, Jade, and threw her onto a car, then lied about it for months! Bianca said she was done with Naomi, she meant that, and if Naomi ever comes near her family again, what Naomi did to Jade will be nothing compared to what Bianca does to Naomi. The fans fire up for that! Naomi gets emotional, but then she gets mad. “Y’know, Bianca, it wouldn’t be good for you and your mama to be in a wheelchair.” The fans boo as Naomi laughs maniacally. Naomi says she’d hate if something happened to Bianca here and now!

Naomi storms up on Bianca, but then JADE makes her way out here! Naomi is even angrier now, but this Storm starts throwing hands! The fans fire up as Jade BOOTS Naomi down! Bianca and Jade look to each other, neither really saying or doing anything. Naomi runs up but Jade TOSSES her out! Jade and Bianca look to each other again, but then here comes NIA! The Irresistible Force won’t be left out of this, especially when this is the Women’s Triple Threat Qualifier for the night! This match now opens the night, who earns SmackDown’s final golden ticket to the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match?

Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Jade Cargill VS Naomi VS Nia Jax!

SmackDown returns, this match is already going, and Naomi POSTS Nia! Naomi stalks Jade, rains down forearms, and the fans boo. Naomi stomps to BITE Jade’s hand! Jade still fights back, so Naomi has the arms to STOMP Jade down! Naomi flexes, the fans boo, and Naomi puts Jade in a corer. Naomi runs to DROPKICK Jade in the corner! Naomi SLAPS Jade, drags her into the drop zone, then goes up, up, and twerks! HIP DROP! Naomi covers, ROPEBREAK! Naomi is annoyed but she sits Jade up to stomp a mudhole in. But Nia runs up! Naomi dodges, the HIP ATTACK hits Jade! Naomi goes to the apron to ROUNDHOUES Nia!

Naomi reels Nia in for a HEATSEEKER! Nia flops to the floor, the fans rally for Jade, but Naomi kicks her around. Naomi goes up the corner, leaps, but Jade catches her! Jade FALL AWAY SLAMS Naomi, then kips up! Knoxville fires up with Jade and she runs up to LARIAT! And ELBOW! And SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, Nia breaks it! The fans boo but Nai huffs ‘n’ puffs and drags Naomi up. Nia whips Naomi, pops her up and HEADBUTTS her down! Then she SAMOAN DROPS Naomi! Nia soaks up heat, then lines the two up. Naomi grabs at Nia’s leg but Nia CLUBS her down! Nia stomps Jade for good measure, then drops a leg, brother!

Nia TOSSES Jade out, then goes up the corner. Nia SUPER LEG DROPS on Naomi!! Cover, TWO!!! Naomi survives and Nia is shocked! The fans rally while Nia stalks Naomi. Naomi clings to ropes as Nia pulls at her arm. Nia CLUBS Naomi, whips her to ropes, then SAMOAN DROP- NO, Naomi makes it a CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Ghost pin, TWO!! Nia survives the sudden turnaround, Naomi sees Jade crawling in, and Naomi goes after her as SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Naomi KICKS Nia while she’s down, then kicks her more. Naomi puts Nia in a corner, CHOKES her on the ropes, then clamps on with a SLEEPER! Nia THROWS Naomi away, then TOSSES her out. Nia soaks up heat, but Jade runs in and rolls Nia up! TWO! Nia stands, and she HEADBUTTS Jade down! Nia looms over Jade, drags her up, but Jade fires forearms! Jade backs Nia down, then runs, and she CLOBBERS Nia outta the ring! Jade fires up and has the fans with her. Jade drags Naomi up from the apron but Naomi fires hands. Nia is back to HIP ATTACK Jade against the POST! Nia soaks up more heat, then taunts Naomi.

Naomi stands on the apron, argues with Nia, but they apparently agree to mug Jade for both their benefit. They put Jade in the corner, Naomi digs her boot in, and then Nia sends Naomi in for a SPALSH! Nia adds a SPLASH of her own! Naomi snapmares Jade, runs, and SLIDING LARIATS! Jade sputters and Nia taunts her. Nia and Naomi soak up the heat together, but Jade fights back! Nia HEADBUTTS Jade down! Nia drags Jade up, and Naomi KICKS Jade low! They soak up more heat, talk trash on Jade, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Nia scoops and SIDEWALK SLAMS! Naomi runs to SPLIT LEG DROP! Cover, but Nia drags Naomi away!

Nia and Naomi argue again, and then Naomi rolls Nia up! ONE, and Nia grabs Naomi to shove her to a corner! Nia SPLASHES, then pushes Naomi down. Nia runs to SENTON! Nia grins while Naomi sputters and the fans rally up. Jade rises to fire forearms on Nia! Then she ELBOWS Naomi in a corner! She ELBOWS Nia, but then Nia follows Jade! Jade dodges so Nia SPLASHES Naomi! Jade then SUPERKICKS! Nia wobbles, Jade SUPERKICKS again! And SPINEBUSTERS! But Naomi METEORAS! Cover, TWO! Jade survives and the fans rally up. Naomi goes up, SPLIT- LEG MOONSAULT on Nia! But Jade has Naomi in the chicken wings!

Jade brings Naomi around, JADED!! Cover, Nia CLOBBERS them both! The fans rally while all three women are down! Nia climbs a corner, Jade is after her with forearms! Naomi joins in, drags Jade back, but now they trade shots! Nia DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! Cover on Jade, TWO! Cover on Naomi, TWO! Nia grows frustrated but the fans rally up again. Nia drag Naomi up, fireman’s carries, and she climbs the corner! The fans already anticipate what’s coming, SUPER SAMOAN DROP!! Cover, JADE FROG SPLASHES IN!! Cover, TWO!!! The fans fire up while all three women are down again! “This is Awesome!”

Jade rises, she clamps onto Nia, but Nia HEADBUTTs her! And HEADBUTTS Naomi! Jade BOOTS Nia down! Cover, TWO! Jade runs up on Naomi but Naomi BOOTS her! Naoim goes up top but Jade is right on her! They fight for control, but then Nia joins in! TOWER OF DOOM!! Nia double stacks her opponents, for a A-NIA-LATOR!! Naomi avoids it, Jade takes it all! Naomi ghost pins Nia, AND WINS!!

Winner: Naomi, by pinfall (advances to Money in the Bank)

Nia did a lot of the damage, but it is Naomi who wins out! Will everyone in the Women’s MITB Ladder Match now have to #ProceedWithCaution?

 

Solo Sikoa’s crew arrives.

Solo says they will win Money in the Bank together! Jacob Fatu, Solo Sikoa, whichever one wins MITB wins it fof the family! But then they hear R-Truth talking to… Lil’ Jimmy? Solo says Truth’s childhood hero beats him, and now he’s talking to ghosts. Truth taps Solo on the shoulder and asks if there’s something Solo wants to say. Solo says Truth is crazy touching him. JC Mateo steps up but Solo has him stand down. Truth says he wants to be honest. He’s never seen JC a day before in his life. Is this Solo’s son? He’s husky! Truth asks if he can teach Solo’s husky son a lesson in the ring. Solo says that sounds good to him.

Truth says he’ll go talk to Nick Aldis. “Boy, y’all big boneded!” Truth heads off, and Solo says don’t worry, they’ll take care of him. Let’s have fun. Fatu says keep it 100. They can have their fun, he’s got his own business to take care of. Yadada mean? The Imperial Unit against Truth, Samoan Werewolf in a qualifier, will everything go the family’s way?

 

Chelsea Green confronts Nick Aldis.

The Hot Mess hides behind a cardboard cutout of herself as she tells the SmackDown General Manager, “What happened on Saturday night was a deliberate-” Piper Niven has to direct Chelsea to point at Aldis, and Aldis says he can’t quite understand her from behind the cardboard mask. Piper holds the mask between Chelsea and camera, though we do get a glimpse of her fancy headgear. Chelsea repeats herself, but Aldis says she needs to be looking at him when they talk. Chelsea hides her face in shame, but she says it is still a deliberate hitjob put on by vicious Zelina Vega! Even her Secret Her-vice could not stop it!

Chelsea demands that Zelina be suspended, stripped of her title, and that Chelsea be reinstated as the champion! Chelsea, no need to be so ugly about this. Gasp! Aldis says what he means is, no suspensions, and we can talk a rematch down the road once Chelsea is medically cleared. Then he is doing nothing for what Zelina did to Chelsea?! Alba says if he won’t, then they will! Yeah, Zelina VS Alba! Tonight! Alba is a bit surprised, but Aldis says, “Chelsea knows best. Alba VS Zelina, I actually like the sound of that. I will make that official right now, if you do one thing for me. Please leave me alone.”

The Green Administration hurries away, but will Alba make sure Chelsea brand justice is served? Or will La Muneca just keep racking up the wins?

 

Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.

Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Champion, and says that MITB is around the corner. Tiff successfully cashed in her own contract to become champion, but how is she handling the pressure of knowing the same thing could happen to her? Tiff says she can’t wait to see who wins MITB. Then she can handle the pressure by being prepared. Having this title makes her the top threat to the division, but let’s be fair. She’s always been the girl everyone has been obsessed with. So whoever wins, targeting her will be a big mistake. But then in steps Naomi.

Naomi says if Tiff thought Nia was a problem, then she ain’t seen nothing yet. Naomi vows to win MITB and cash in for Tiff’s title, wherever and whenever she wants. And in case Lil’ Miss Tiffy forgot, when Naomi was fighting for a championship, Tiff stayed in Naomi’s way. Wanna know what happens when people play with Naomi? Just ask Jade. Naomi heads out, and Alexa Bliss steps in. Alexa says she wouldn’t be so worried about Naomi. Be worried about Alexa. Alexa heads out now, Tiff clutches to the title a little bit tighter, who will be trying to run the clock out on Tiffy Time?

 

R-Truth VS JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa!

To Solo’s point, #RonCena could not make John Cena see the light at Saturday Night’s Main Event, and Truth might be relapsing if he’s talking to Lil’ Jimmy again. But will Truth relapse so far that we get the R-Truth that was once United States Champion? Or will a Tour of the Islands send Truth off the deep end?

SmackDown returns and JC makes his entrance, Solo backing him up. The bell rings and Truth runs up, only for JC to RAM him into a corner! JC RAMS Truth again and again, then lets off. JC whips corner to corner hard and Truth falls in a heap! JC whips corner to corner again just as hard, and Truth falls in a heap again. Solo talks trash but the fans rally behind Truth. JC runs up but Truth dodges! Truth SHOULDER TACKLES! JC stays up, so Truth runs and SHOULDER TACKLES! “What’s Up?” Truth runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and SHOULDER TACKLES! Then he hits the SPIN OUT- CROSSBODY! JC then gets up to GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT!

JC smirks as he looms over Truth, and Solo says to finish this off now. JC runs to SENTON but Truth moves! Truth calls for it! “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Truth fireman’s carries JC, but JC is too much! Truth falls over again! Solo laughs, JC whips, TOUR OF THE ISLANDS!! Cover, JC wins!

Winner: JC Mateo, by pinfall

Truth tried to be like John Cena of old, but it just wasn’t meant to be. JC beats up on Truth more, then stands him up for Solo! But here comes BIG Jim! Jimmy has a chair, he runs JC off, but Solo stands his ground. Solo says his brother wouldn’t hit him with that chair, would he? Jimmy steps to Solo so Solo steps out, but that lets JC CLOBBER Jimmy! But then Solo has JC stand down! They’re family! Solo and JC leave, leaving Jimmy wondering what this is about. Will Jimmy make it clear to Solo that Jimmy’s not the one who has to come to his senses?

 

The Street Profits are here!

The WWE Tag Team Champions walk through the smoke to be on stage and the fans cheer. Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford hold up the titles, walk to the ring, then step inside. The fans cheer as they hold up the belts again, then the Profits grab the mics. Ford says, “Knoxville, Tennessee, oh I love everything about you, and what I have, too. But lemme rap to y’all real fast. This tag team division that we’re a part of, the greatest tag team division on any brand, any promotion… It’s on fire right now.” Dawkins says, “Talk to ’em.” Ford says, “But just like how the gorilla fears us, make no mistake about it, let’s not forget who’s leading the charge right now: The Street Profits.”

The fans cheer, and Dawkins says hey, they got all the teams coming at ’em! DIY, Motor City Machine Guns, Fraxiom, and now… The Wyatts?! The fans cheer that, and Ford says that’s sick. But what big bro is saying, it don’t matter who it is, the Profits will defend against anybody. Well hold on, here comes Fraxiom! Nathan Frazer & Axiom go to the ring to stand with the Profits, and they have mics. Frazer says alright, since the Profits are talking about defending the titles, well, Frazer & Axiom didn’t exactly get a fair shake. Ford says, “Fraxiom, is it?” He congratulates them for being on a roll, but up until the Wyatt Sick6 got in the Profits’ business…

Yeah, the Profits had them beat. Wow, oh, okay. Sure, maybe… But maybe not. Thanks to the Wyatts, we’ll never know. And now that those shenanigans are behind us, it is fair to say that Fraxiom and the Profits need to run it back! The fans like the sound of that! But wait, here come the Machine Guns! Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin have mics, and Shelley says okay, hold on, sorry to interrupt. Fraxiom’s entire basis for a rematch is that the Profits never beat them. Well, last time Shelley checked, the Profits never beat MCMG! So if they’re handing out title matches, MCMG will take one. But naturally, here comes DIY!

Tommaso Ciampa, Johnny Gargano, and Candice LeRae have their own mics, and the Poison Pixie says no no no no. She is pretty sure “you losers” have had a million chances, and “the nerds” just got here. Whoa, hold on? Just got here? Sounds like Candice just got back, so she should do us a favor and shut up. Gargano says you shut up, idiot! The reason DIY brought in Gargano’s beautiful wife is to even the odds against all of what this is! Everyone can see there is a conspiracy in the tag team division to hold down the BTTITW! And now with the Wyatts showing up- Ciampa has Gargano ixnay on the amily-fay.

Do not talk about you know who, scratch that, let’s get to business. All these teams have all KILLED the tag division that DIY built! Matter of fact, let us hold a moment of silence for the death of the SmackDown Tag Division. Everyone, stand up, bow your heads, and give a moment of silence… now. OH NO! The lights go out! All the teams panic, because when the lights turn on, UNCLE HOWDY is on the corner! Howdy laughs, because the rest of the Wyatts flank the ring! Erick Rowan drags MCMG out to DOUBLE LARIAT! Dexter Lumis is up top to CANNONBALL onto the Profits and Gargano! Joe Gacy is in, and he handsprings to bring Fraxiom to the UPSIDE-DOWN!!

Lumis then runs, POWERBOMB SENTON COMBO on Axiom! Ciampa freaks out, turns around, and Nikki Cross is there! CROSSBODY onto Candice! The fans fire up, and Howdy has Frazer for SISTER ABIGAIL! “We’re here!!” It is just as the Profits said, and now it is clear. Will some killer combination of the Wyatts go right after the gold?

 

Rey Fenix & Je’Von Evans VS Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar!

Worlds Collide is just over a week away, and all four of these men will be involved. The Immortal Firebird and the Young OG are going after the NXT North American Championship in a Fatal 4 Way while Legado Del Fantasma will be taking on AAA’s Pagano, Psycho Clown y El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr. Who will be heading for Los Angeles with all the momentum behind them?

Speaking of that North American Championship, the champion is here! Ethan Page joins commentary and says what a year for him, to be honest. Wade says that title has never looked better than on Ethan’s shoulder. Fenix makes his entrance now, followed by Je’Von’s. The teams sort out and Fenix starts against Angel. Angel and Fenix circle, the fans rally up, and the two tie up. Angel fires a forearm, Fenix fires back, repeat! Fenix gets the edge but Angel shoves then drops down. Fenix cartwheels over the dropdown, then comes back, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and RANAS! Angel tumbles, the fans fire up, and Fenix somersaults, but into a fireman’s carry!

Fenix slips free, ripcords to ROUNDHOUSE, but Angel HEADBUTTS! Both men stagger back, tags to Berto and Je’Von! Je’Von dodges and springboards to BOUNCY~ roll-up! TWO, and Berto mule kicks! Berto CLUBS Je’Von, whips, but Je’Von reverses and slips around. Berto bucks the O’Conner, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Berto drags Je’Von up, but Je’Von kicks! Berto blocks, but the ENZIGIRI hits! Je’Von runs up, and BOUNCY~ RANAS! The fans fire up and Je’Von DROPKICKS! Berto bails out, Angel runs in, but Je’Von goes Matrix to dodge! Je’Von kips up, and STUNNERS! Angel flops back and the fans fire up!

Los Garza regroups, Je’Von tags Fenix, and they build speed, but have to dodge Angel first. Fenix SOBATS, Je’Von KICKS, and both men ENZIGIRI! Berto is up top, he leaps, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO! Fenix runs to basement CALF KICK! Cover, TWO! Berto stays in this for Los Garza while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Fenix drags Berto up to RAM him into the corner. Tag to Je’Von and they mug Berto. Berto fires hands back on Je’Von, but Je’Von headlocks. Berto powers up and out and Angel tags in. Berto drop toeholds Je’Von into Angel’s KNEE at the ropes! Angel TEARS OFF HIS PANTS! Angel drapes those over Je’Von before he KICKS Je’Von in the side! Angel stalks Je’Von to the corner, tags Berto, and they shove Je’Von for a double hip toss, TU LO SABE! Then DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Berto covers, TWO! Berto argues the count but the ref defends it. Berto shoves Je’Von to ELBOW him down! Berto then DUMPS Je’Von down to be under the ropes.

Tag to Angel and Berto sits Je’Von up on the apron. Angel runs to KNEE Je’Von down! Santos joins in with Los Garza as they soak up the heat, and Angel drags Je’Von back in. Angel stands Je’Von up, hoists him to the top rope, then climbs up behind him. Angel CLUBS away on Je’Von, mocks the clapping, and he THROWS Je’Von down. Angel KICKS Je’Von in the arm and Je’Von clutches his hand. Angel drags Je’Von to the ropes, CHOKES him, and the ref reprimands. The ref counts, Angel steps off at 4, and Berto BOOTS Je’Von down. ANgel clamps onto Je’Von with an armlock and chinbar but Je’Von reaches for Fenix.

Angel keeps hold of Je’Von but Je’Von fires hands! SmackDown returns to single picture as Je’Von dodges the lariat, leaps, but Angel catches him! Angel puts Je’Von in a corner and through ropes. Angel pulls an arm and leg against the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Angel runs to KNEE Je’Von in the ribs! Je’Von slumps to the apron, and Angel sucker punches Fenix! Angel goes back for Je’Von but Je’Von fires body shots! Angel blocks a kick, slips around and Gory Especials! Angel walks over, tags Berto, and Berto slingshots, GARZA ESPECIAL! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up for Je’Von but Berto clamps onto him with a chinlock.

Je’Von endures, even as Berto traps an arm. Je’Von fights up, pries the hold open, and he arm-drags Berto! Je’Von leaps but Berto grabs a leg! Ethan laughs from commentary, but Je’Von kicks free to SUPERKICK! Both men are down, Je’Von and Berto crawl, hot tags to Angel and Fenix! The fans fire up as Fenix rallies on Angel with forearms! Fenix then dodges a shot to springboard and FLYING ARM-DRAG, to a DOUBLE STOMP! Fenix fires off KICKS on Berto, then fires up with Knoxville! Fenix uses Berto to jump up and RANA Angel! Fenix then goes corner to corner to JUMP SOBAT! Fenix fires hands, shoves Angel aside, then goes up.

Fenix springboards to QUEBRADA! Cover, Berto breaks it! Berto whips Fenix, Fenix goes Spider-Man, and Je’Von tags in! Fenix says HASTA LA VISTA, BABY! Angel is up, he pops Fenix up to KICK him! But Je’Von springboards to FLYING LARIAT! The fans fire up, Berto springboards to FLYING CHUCK! All four men are down and the fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” as Angel and Je’Von crawl. Angel CHOPS Je’Von, Je’Von CHOPS back, and the fans “WOO~!” Angel CHOPS again, so Je’Von CHOPS again! Angel fires a forearm, Je’Von fires back, and they go around with forearm after forearm! The fans fire up, Angel CHOPS, a
nd Je’Von SUPER PUNCHES!

Je’Von runs, BOUNCY- NO, Angel makes it a SIT OUT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ethan is surprised and the fans rally up. Angel hoists Je’Von up top, tags Berto in, and they hoist Je’Von up even higher! But Fenix SHORYUKENS Angel down! Je’Von fires hands on Berto and SHOVES him down! Fenix climbs up to join Je’Von now, and ADIOS AMIGO DOUBLE STOMPS for Angel! Je’Von adjusts, to SUPER DUPER SWANTON onto Los Garza! Ethan says don’t get closer, keep this in the ring! He taunts both his challengers, Fenix and Je’Von stand down to put Los Garza in the ring. The fans rally up, but then Ethan CLOBBERS Fenix & Je’Von!

Ethan TOSSES Fenix over the desk! But Je’Von SUPERKICKS Ethan down! The fans fire up, Je’Von hurries in, and he dodges Angel! But Berto rolls Je’Von up, TWO!! Je’Von dodges Berto, rebound and RED DOT!! Berto is down, Angel gets up, but Je’Von DECKS him! Je’Von goes up, up, but Santos distracts the ref! Ethan SHOVES Je’Von down! The fans boo but Berto tags Angel! Los Garza hoists Je’Von up for M T Y!! Cover, Los Garza win!

Winners: Los Garza, by pinfall

All Ego grins as he screws over two of his three challengers, and now Legado is rolling towards Worlds Collide. But will these rudos get everything they deserve in LA?

 

The Wyatts speak.

“We won’t stop. Not until we get what’s owed.” A simple yet ominous threat, are the tag titles only the beginning?

 

Zelina Vega VS Alba Fyre w/ The Green Administration!

La Muneca held onto the WWE Women’s US Championship by smacking The Hot Mess in the face with a foot, and obviously Chelsea is not happy with it. But will Alba get payback on behalf of her fearless leader? Or will things only get uglier for the Green Regime?

The bell rings and Piper distracts Zelina so Alba can CLOBBER her! Alba fires off hands, then bumps Zelina off buckles. Alba bumps Zelina off more buckles, then more buckles! And then the fourth corner! Chelsea says Zelina should’ve never messed with her! Alba fireman’s carries but Zelina fights free. Zelina KICKS Alba, KICKS again, then KICKS, but Alba CLUBS Zelina. Alba whips, scoops, and- NO, Zelina swings through to RANA! Cover, ONE! Zelina headlocks but Alba fights up and lifts Zelina. Zelina holds on but Alba powers up and out to RUN Zelina over! The fans boo but Chelsea cheers as Alba stalks Zelina.

Alba ROCKS Zelina, whips her to ropes, but Zelina wheelbarrows and arm-drags! Zelina then runs up on Alba in the corner and rains down fists! Alba shoves Zelina away at three, but Zelina comes right back to rain down more shots! Alba stops Zelina at four now, but Zelina wants another go! Alba stops Zelina at four again, and RAMS her into the corner! The fans boo but Alba grins. Zelina BOOTS Alba, goes up, and FLYING RANAS! Alba tumbles out, Piper helps her up, and Zelina goes to the apron. Alba trips Zelina up, spins and ROCKS Zelina, then gets her up. Gory Especial, but Zelina flips through to arm-drag Alba onto ropes!

The fans fire up as Zelina dials up, but Chelsea is on the apron! The ref argues with Chelsea while Zelina redials, but Piper trips her up! The fans boo but Alba SUPERKICKS Zelina! Alba salutes to Chelsea, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Alba stands on Zelina’s hair while pulling Zelina’s arms! The ref reprimands, Alba steps off, and she drags Zelina up to suplex for the GOURD BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Zelina stays in this and Chelsea argues with the ref. The ref says the count is fair, so Alba clamps onto Zelina with a COBRA CLUTCH! Zelina endures, the fans rally, and Zelina fights up. Zelina fires body shots, Alba ripcords and wrenches to SUPERKICK! Zelina rebounds to SHINING WIZARD! Both women fall and the fans fire up! Piper coaches Zelina, the fans rally up, and both women rise up. Alba is on Zelina and brings her to a corner, but Zelina buckle bumps Alba first!

The fans rally as Alba stalks Zelina, but Zelina bumps her off buckles again! Alba tries again, but Zelina ELBOWS Alba away. Then BOOTS her away! Zelina fires forearms on Alba, backs her down, then whips. Alba reverses but Zelina dodges to LARIAT! The fans fire up as Zelina LARIATS again! Zelina blocks a kick, ELBOWS Alba, but Alba blocks the saido. But Zelina keeps Alba from running, SNAP SAIDO! The fans rally for Zelina as she runs corner to corner, METEORA! Zelina pushes Alba out and goes up top! The fans cheer for some Latina Heat, and METEORA! Cover, TWO! Alba survives and Chelsea is relieved.

Zelina grows frustrated, but she goes back for Alba. Zelina reels Alba in, suplexes, but Alba blocks! Alba knees low, suplexes, but Zelina hits STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Alba is down, Zelina goes up, MOONSAULT FLOPS! Alba goes up now, and she SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO!?! Zelina survives and shocks Alba! Chelsea is upset again but Alba hurries to bring Zelina up. Alba KICKS Zelina out, and now Chelsea takes off her face mask?! She tells Piper to stand Zelina up! Piper does as told, and Chelsea takes a swing, but Zelina ducks! The face mask SMACKS Piper!! Chelsea is shocked, then furious, and then she chases after Zelina!

Zelina slips into the ring, Chelsea gets on the apron, but Zelina sends Alba at her! They almost collide, and then Zelina rolls Alba up! Zelina hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, Zelina wins!!

Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall

Chelsea tried so hard to screw Zelina over that she just screwed up her own team! Zelina survives again, will no one take down the Vega Administration?

 

The Miz pep talks Carmelo Hayes.

Melo looks good, and he just has to follow the plan. If Melo follows that plan, with no mistakes, they will win. Melo says he knows what he’s doing. Miz asks if he really does. Because Miz has taken Black Mass after Black Mass, sacrificing himself for Melo. Does Melo understand? Miz gave up this chance at MITB for Melo! Miz has already done it twice! If Melo wins this match tonight, Miz will guide Melo to make sure “we are Mr. MITB.” Wait, we? Miz says, “Who do you think got you in this position?” Melo says Melo did. Melo appreciates everything Miz has done for him, from sacrificing to taking hits for him, and helping him win the Andre the Giant Battle Royal.

But nobody told Miz to do that. Melo will run the play exactly as Miz designed it, but what brought Melo to the dance is Melo’s talent. Melo goes out there and does it better than anybody else. Melo puts up 40 points on a bad day, because he is H1M. And Miz just needs to let Melo be H1M. They good? Miz nods, and Melo says okay, let’s do the thing. They are Melo Don’t Miz and they are Awes-H1M. Miz still nods, but he doesn’t seem genuinely happy. Will Miz let Melo be Melo? Even if that means letting H1M fail?

 

Giulia speaks.

“Throughout my entire career, even back when I started in Japan, I had one goal… It’s not to be ‘the best.’ Everyone says that. It’s hollow and empty. My goal is to be indisputable. You can love me or hate me, admiration or disgust, it means nothing. But I’m impossible to deny. My opponent doesn’t matter, because I only view them as an opportunity to build my legacy. Evidence you cannot refute. SmackDown, you will see. I will hit harder, move faster, think sharper, and conquer everything, just like I’ve always done. The question isn’t, ‘Who’s going to let me?” It’s, ‘Who’s going to stop me?'” She adds in Japanese, “If you can stop it, stop it.”

Will SmackDown and all of the WWE soon succumb to The Beautiful Madness?

 

Zelina returns backstage.

She refreshes for a second, but Giulia is there! And Giulia says she sees Zelina, but she also sees that title more. Zelina scoffs and leaves. Could Giulia be aiming for everything once she becomes Ms. Money in the Bank?

 

Damian Priest is here!

Knoxville cheers as The Archer of Infamy heads to the ring, victorious from Saturday Night’s Main Event and that brutal Steel Cage match. Priest grabs a mic to tell Tennessee, “Ever since I beat Drew on Saturday, it’s like I’m breathing in fresh air. Y’know, there was a time when I lived on the street, if we were beefing with another street, that war could go for years. But in WWE, you have a beef with somebody, you have a match and it’s over. But with Drew and I, we went well over a year, and that’s not normal. But we took that beef into a cage. Now, I can feel it, you can se it on my face, we went to war.

“At the end of this war, at Saturday Night’s Main Event, I gave him a Con-Chair-To, I walked out the door, and I put his ass in the past.” The fans cheer that. Priest says now he knows Drew is somewhere recovering from his scrambled brains, but he knows Drew is watching, so this is for Drew. “I still can’t stand yo ass. But the Drew McIntyre that stepped in that cage wasn’t the guy that hides behind his phone on social media. That was the old Drew, the warrior, and I appreciate that.” The fans applaud, and Priest says he won’t ask what is next for himself, he’ll just tell us all. And it is the same thing he wanted when he came to SmackDown: Championships!

The fans cheer, and Priest says this war with Drew cost him an opportunity at being in MITB. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his eyes on a certain champion. Somebody who he has unfinished business with, and a champion he considers the most badass. The fans know that means Fatu, and he knows they know! Priest calls out Jacob Fatu! Priest respects Fatu. Priest knows where Fatu came from, what Fatu had to live through, how it feels to stand in this ring as a champion. Real talk, Priest is proud of Fatu, he congratulates Fatu, that’s real. But what Priest doesn’t respect is the crew that follows him around.

Wait, check that. What Priest doesn’t respect is the crew Fatu follows around. Priest knows at some point, they will get in this ring, handle business, but that’s for them. As for Fatu’s so-called family, if they wanna get involved, they can catch a fresh one, too. Priest won’t make it just a nickname or moniker, he wants this to be fact! Priest is and forever will be EL CAMPEON! The fans cheer that! But will the Archer soon take aim at the Samoan Werewolf? Well, speaking of, Fatu makes his way out here for tonight’s other Triple Threat Qualifier! Fatu nods to Priest, but if Fatu wins his way into the ladder match, will this showdown have to wait a little longer?

Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Carmelo Hayes VS Andrade VS Jacob Fatu!

SmackDown returns and El Idolo makes his entrance, followed by H1M. The bell rings and Miz distracts Fatu and Melo attacks! Fatu ELBOWS Melo away, Andrade is on Melo with forearms, and then Fatu adds a LARIAT! Fatu looms mover Melo but then turns to stare down Andrade. The fans rally as these two step up. Andrade fires forearms but Fatu SHOVES him to a corner. Fatu runs up, Andrade dodges then whips. Fatu reverses, Andrade goes up and out to then ROCK Fatu! Andrade goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, ONE! Melo CLUBS Andrade, TOSSES him out, and then CLUBS away on Fatu!

Miz says that’s the way! Melo HAMMERS and CHOPS, then whips, but Fatu blocks! Fatu whips Melo, Melo springboards, but into an UPPERCUT! The fans fire up and Fatu sees Melo go outside. Fatu builds speed, but Miz trips him up! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Fatu drags Miz into the ring! Melo goes to roll Fatu up but Fatu stays up! Fatu YANKS Melo up, scoops, but Melo slips free! Melo SUPERKICKS and Miz DUMPS Fatu out! The fans boo but Melo builds speed, only for Andrade to LARIAT! The fans cheer, and now Miz sees he is in trouble. Fatu snarls, but Andrade DIVES, into a HAYMAKER!

Fatu then SUPERKICKS Miz! Fatu THROWS Miz into barriers! The fans fire up and Fatu grins. Fatu runs in, HIP ATTACK against the barriers! The Samoan Werewolf has dominated three men at once and the fans fire up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Miz sputters and Fatu leaves him behind to go around the way. Melo is there to kick Fatu, RAM Fatu, but Fatu blocks another whip! Fatu ROCKS Melo and Melo staggers away. Fatu stalks Melo, Melo checks on Miz, but Fatu ROCKS Melo! Andrade goes after Fatu now, but Fatu THROWS Andrade into barriers! The fans cheer as Fatu lets Andrade go to the ring. Fatu brings Melo up, SMACKS him off the desk, then pushes him down. Fatu clears the desk off, but Melo CLUBS Fatu against the desk! Melo storms into the ring, brings Andrade up, but Andrade RAMS Melo into the corner! Andrade RAMS Melo, CHOPS Melo, then stalks Melo.

Andrade whips Melo, Melo reverses and Andrade hits buckles hard! Melo CHOPS Andrade down! Melo brings Andrade up, soaks up some heat, then makes it Latino Heat. But Andrade blocks the suplex to suplex Melo! Andrade hangs Melo out to dry, and Melo flops to the apron. Fatu is back but Andrade fires forearms first! Andrade whips, Fatu reverses, and Fatu BODY CHECKS Andrade! Fatu geeks out and the fans are with him while he stalks Andrade. Fatu drags Andrade up to HEADBUTT him into the corner. Fatu shoves Melo off the apron, then he HEADBUTTS Andrade again. Andrade sputters but Fatu is all fired up.

Fatu CHOPS Andrade, UPPERCUTS, and HEADBUTTS him again! Andrade CHOPS in return! SmackDown returns to single picture and Andrade CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Fatu UPPERCUTS and Andrade falls back! Melo stomps Andrade in the corner, then tells Fatu to come on in. Fatu runs up, but Andrade gets away! Hip attack hits buckles! Melo ENZIGIRIS Fatu, Andrade runs to dodge Melo and FLYING FOREARM! The fans fire up as Andrade kips up! Andrade has targets in the corners, and he rallies the fans with “SI! SI! SI!” CIEN KNEES for Fatu! CIEN- NO, Melo tilt-o-whirls and LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Melo runs to stomp away on Fatu, then he brings Andrade up. Fatu stands to CLOBBER Melo! Andrade SUPERKICKS Fatu! The fans rally, Melo brings Andrade up and springboards, but Andrade stops him at the ropes! SECOND ROPE SPANISH FLY! But Fatu SENTONS Andrade! The fans fire up as Fatu SENTONS Melo! Fatu drags Melo to a drop zone, then goes to the corner! The fans rally for Fatu as he goes up, up, but Andrade YANKS him down! Andrade goes up top, MOONSAULT DOUBLE!! Cover, Melo breaks it! The fans rally while all three are down! “This is Awesome!” as the three stir.

Melo brings Fatu and Andrade around, and he fires forearms on each of them. Andrade fires back on Melo, then Fatu UPPERCUTS! Andrade ROCKS Fatu, but Fatu UPPERCUTS Andrade! The fans rally as the three rise, and Melo springboards! DOUBLE FADE AWAY DDT!! Cover on Andrade, Fatu breaks it! Melo and Fatu stare down, and they run up! Melo dodges to hit the FIRST 48! Andrade adds a POISON-RANA! Melo slips around Andrade to KNEE and suplex, CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and Melo grows frustrated. The fans rally for Fatu while Melo shakes his hands out. Andrade is on the apron but Melo rises.

Melo brings Andrade up but Andrade trips Melo! They go out to brawl, and Melo SUPERKICKS Andrade down! But Fatu SUPERKICKS Melo! The fans fire up for Fatu as he lines up a shot. Fatu gets the fans even more fired up, then he geeks out! Fatu runs in the full length, but Andrade & Melo move! HIP ATTACK through barriers!! The fans go nuts as Fatu crashes into the timekeeper’s area! Fatu sputters as SmackDown goes back to picture in picture.

Fatu stirs while Andrade and Melo go to the ring. They roll in, Melo grabs at Andrade and vice-versa. Melo fires a forearm, then goes back outside. Andrade goes to the opposite end while Melo looks under the ring. Melo makes Knoxville happy by bringing out a table! But then Melo makes them mad by dropping it! Melo goes after Andrade but Andrade ROCKS him first! Andrade brings out a chair! Andrade aims, but Melo dropkicks the legs out! Andrade crawls, Melo shakes his head, and he grabs the chair now. Melo aims, but Andrade kicks Melo low! Andrade and Melo go into the ring, and Andrade puts Melo in a drop zone.

Andrade goes up the corner, but Melo trips him up! Andrade is stuck up top and Melo hits the SLINGSHOT PLEX! Melo flexes, then decides to step through on the legs! Andrade cradles that, TWO! Melo and Andrade stand, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Both men fall and the fans look for Fatu. SmackDown returns to single picture as the fans rally, Melo and Andrade sit up, and Melo CHOPS! Andrade ROCKS Melo, then rolls away. Melo hurries to clamp onto Andrade with a facelock, but Andrade RAMS him into a corner! Andrade puts Melo up top but Melo fires forearms. Andrade drops back, Melo aims, but Andrade GAMANGIRIS!

The fans still want tables but Andrade climbs up to get Melo. They’re on the very top, but Fatu is back! Fatu makes the SUPER SPANISH FLY part ROCKER LAUNCHER!! The fans are thunderous as Fatu goes up now! SWANTON BOMB onto Melo! Cover, Andrade breaks it!! The fans rally up again and still want tables. Fatu runs at Andrade to SPLASH! Then Fatu runs at Melo, but Melo BOOTS him! Melo runs up, but into a pop-up! Melo fights the Samoan Drop, and Andrade adds the SHADOW ELBOW! But Melo makes it a ghost pin! Andrade adds a stack, TWO!!! Fatu survives the double cover, but here come Solo & JC!

The fans boo as Solo is here to coach Fatu up. Melo and Andrade trade forearms, then Melo dodges to springboard, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, Fatu breaks it! Fatu snarls, drags Melo up, and he HEADBUTTS Melo! Fatu finally notices Solo & JC, but Fatu puts Melo up top. Fatu CHOPS Melo, then he fireman’s carries Andrade. Fatu adds Melo to this, but Melo slips free. SAMOAN DROP for Andrade, and then Fatu goes to the corner. Solo says Fatu’s got this now! BEST MOONSAULT EVER FLOPS and Melo hits NOTHING BUT NET!! Cover, ANDRADE BREAKS IT! Andrade underhooks Melo, THE MESS- NO, Melo RANAS through! Cover, TWO!!

Andrade has a cover, TWO! Melo has a cover, TWO! Andrade has it, TWO! Both men stand, SHADOW ELBOW! FIRST 48!! SHADOW ELBOW AGAIN!! All three men are down and the fans are thunderous! Fatu crawls, Melo rolls to a corner, and Andrade stirs. Fatu rises, he brings Andrade up, IMPALER DDT! Then Fatu has Melo to RAM him into a corner. Fatu runs and HIP ATTACKS Melo! Andrade is up, Fatu hits him with another IMPALER DDT! Fatu puts Andrade in the drop zone, and he hits the BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Solo says yeah, do that again! The fans boo but Fatu glares at Solo. JC says do what Solo is saying, Fatu!

But wait! Jimmy YANKS JC down, and SUPERKICKS him! The fans fire up, and then Melo RAMS Fatu into Solo! Then FIRST 48! But Andrade rolls Melo into THE MESSAGE!! Cover, ANDRADE WINS!!

Winner: Andrade, by pinfall (advances to Money in the Bank)

Solo just screwed things up for Fatu! Solo does his best to keep the peace between Fatu and JC, but the point is: Andrade is headed to Los Angeles! Will he make this El Idolo in the Bank?

 

Backstage interview with LA Knight.

Byron Saxton segues from congratulating Andrade for qualifying to welcoming in someone who already has qualified, but The Mega Star says, “My gawd. What is it with punching tickets around here? Everybody talks about punching tickets. WWE Instagram, punched tickets. Commentary, punched tickets. You’re talking about punched tickets. I guess I punched my ticket to MITB, it’s only eight days away. A few other guys who punched tickets, who are they? You got Andrade, you got Penta, you got what’s his name, Seth Rollins. You got Solo Sikoa! They’re all in it! They all punched their tickets!

“And everybody’s gonna be climbing that ladder, trying to get up, put everything on the line that they can. Now, if this was a one-on-one match, I’d go ahead and call my shot, and I’d say I’m gonna run up there, grab the case, and cash it in. But you gotta understand, this is my third year in a row, so I understand what this is. You can call me the vet in this match. Some people say maybe that Seth is the vet in this, but they would be wrong. For three years in a row now, you’re talking about the most robust and the most recent experience, YEAH. And what that means is now it’s anybody’s game. Anybody can come out with it, and I understand that.

“But with or without the case, what you need to understand is that the WWE title, the world title, they’re all in my future. With the way I’ve been running, at this point, they should be in my past, maybe even my present. Why don’tcha go ahead and punch that ticket? While we’re talking about-” Knight stops himself when he spots someone walking in. It’s Aleister Black! And Aleister says that win was supposed to be his. But he tells Knight, “You’re welcome, though.” The Dark Father lets the Mega Star shine, if only for now. Will LA win big in LA when we finally reach MITB?

 

Fatu and Solo regroup backstage.

Solo wants Fatu to listen. He was just trying to help. Fatu tells Solo to listen. For the last time, Fatu does not need his help! Fatu storms off, JC steps in, but Solo has nothing else to say. Is the Samoan Werewolf going to break away from this dysfunctional “family?”

 

Cody Rhodes is here!

Knoxville fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, high-fives fans along the ramp and the front row, and even signs autographs. Cody goes to the ring, grabs a mic, and he hears the fans chant his name. Cody fires the fans up more, then hears them sing, “Cody! Cody Rhooodes~! Cody! Cody Rhooodes~!” Cody says, “So, Knoxville! Whaddya wanna talk about?” The fans cheer, and Cody says, “I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that we could talk about the record crowd here this evening!” The fans cheer that, too! Cody says he loves them, too, thank you very much.

Cody says they could also talk about WrestleMania 41. The fans boo, but Cody says after WrestleMania 41, he went home, he drowned his sorrows, might’ve touched the “Tennessee Cough Syrup” a little bit, and he had a moment of doubt. He reached out to a friend. A friend who helps him prepare to wonderful audiences like this one here, or speaking to everyone at home. Cody asked him, “Was I a good champion?” The fans cheer for that, but Cody says the friend told him wasn’t quite as simple as yes or no.

The friend told him, “With everything that you faced here in the ring in front of all the fans, and with everything that you faced behind the scenes, being pulled in different directions, the waters that you had to navigate that no champion has ever had to navigate, yes, I feel that you were a good champion.” Cody says he felt good hearing that, it turned into a hopeful moment, the silver lining on a dark cloud. Cody looked back on his whole year. He thought about AJ Styles faking retirement to get the drop on him. Cody thought about his friend, Kevin Owens, sucker punching him against his bus while Cody’s family slept inside.

Cody thought about his boss, Triple H, who pushed Cody to the limit, and sees something in Cody that Cody doesn’t even see in himself. Cody even thought about The Final Boss, how he asked Cody for his soul, and the entire world wondering what that meant. As preposterous as that sounded, The Rock was 100% serious. No matter how many times Cody said no, the offer still stands. And Cody also thought about John Cena. The fans initially boo, but the “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” starts up. Cody takes a moment, and then he says, “I thought about John Cena doing exactly what he said he was going to do. He forced me to make a choice, and I hesitated.

“I don’t know if John Cena is going to ‘ruin’ professional wrestling. But if he does, then I’m partially to blame. Now, I know, I’d love to say this to John Cena’s face. Not sure if he’s going to come out here right now, but if you are listening, if you are listening, Champ, I need you to know that I will never hesitate with you again!” The fans cheer that, and Cody says no matter how much Cena will tout the amount of days he has left, how much Cena will talk about what remains before he absconds with the WWE Championship and leaves all of us forever, that is NOT Cena’s expiration date! That is on the other side of Cody’s corneas, and it will burn Cena’s ass up!

The fans fire up for that, and Cody calms it down. Cody apologizes for that. This is his first night back on SmackDown, he is getting worked up. He thought so much about what he could do, what he could do for the fans. Hell, how about a surprise? The fans already “YEET! YEET! YEET!” so Cody says they’re hungry for it. Let’s yeet. Well, hold on, that’d be a very big surprise. That’d be the biggest surprise. That’d be Cody’s partner riding into battle for MITB, and hell YES he is here! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the World Heavyweight Champion, MAIN EVENT JEY USO! The fans go wild as Jey makes his way in from the pavilion!

The fans sing along with Day One Ish and bounce for that YEET! Jey makes his way down through the crowd to ringside, one verse at a time, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Jey joins Cody in the ring now, mic in hand. Cody and Jey hear the fans want an encore, so we get even more YEET! But then John Cena makes his entrance to ruin the fun! The fans sing “JOHN CENA SUUUCKS~!” even though he wears that University of Tennessee orange and white. Cena goes to the ring, towel draped over his head, then grabs a mic before he joins Cody and Jey in the ring. Cena hears the fans boo, and he says, “I’m upset, too. If it isn’t professional wrestling’s biggest wannabes!” Cena tells Cody he is nothing more than a Cena Wannabe, and that Jey is nothing more than a Cena Wannabe.

The fans boo but Cena says they both wanna be Cena so bad, it makes him sick! Cody wants Cena’s fame, Jey wants Cena’s money, but they will get neither because Cody is too desperate and Jey is too lazy! There is only ONE other human being in the WWE who embodies hustle, loyalty and respect, and he’s got the fortune, fame and followers to back that up! Surprise, losers! Cena’s partner is here, too! The fans boo already, because “EY YO~!” Logan Paul IS here! The Maverick swaggers his way out, and Cena gives him a proper introduction. “Oh, you mad? You’re mad because Logan Paul does WWE better than any professional wrestler?”

Cena says Logan doesn’t need to pay his dues, because he is paying Jey’s mortgage! Everybody in this building did NOT come to see Jey! They came to see John Cena and Logan Paul! Logan asks, “What the hell you crying about, Knoxville? Look! I could walk on water, and y’all would still find a way to tell me it’s because I can’t swim! John Cena speaks the language of Logan Paul, and that is the truth! The truth! It is right in front of you! You deny it all you want, but look around, you stupid, stupid, simple Tennessee people! This is a moment in history! All of you get to witness the moment that John Cena stood side-by-side in the ring with Logan Paul.

“And look, all of you will live long, pathetic, miserable lives. But at least you will get to say that you saw that.” The fans tell Logan to STFU, and Cena tells Logan to ignore it. Logan says yeah, yeah, they’re so ungrateful. They don’t know what’s good for them. There is one problem, though. This does seem too perfect. The problem is… Logan should be standing next to THE WWE Champion as THE World Heavyweight Champion! Logan should’ve been the one to leave Saturday Night’s Main Event with that title around his waist. But look at him, Jey. Jey got lucky. Jey got lucky! He knows it, Logan knows, it, the fans know it, CODY knows it!

Jey needed Cody to save him! When Cody interfered with the match cuz these two cheaters can’t do a single thing in this business without it being handed to them! “These two nepo babies were born on third, thinking they hit a triple.” Logan points to himself and says, “Self-made man!” He points to Cena and says, “Self-made man!” Five years ago, nobody every would’ve believed Logan Paul would be a WWE superstar. And they certainly never ever would’ve believed that he’d be teaming with the Greatest Of All Time! But look at Logan now. He’s not just a superstar, he is THE superstar! His time is now! Cena told us that his time is almost up!

Cena is the Last Real Champion, Logan is the inevitable face of the WWE! So Jey, Cody, at MITB, if you want some, come get some. Jey tells Logan they don’t gotta wait! They can handle this right now! UH UH, YEET!! The mics drop, Cena and Logan talk this out, and Logan wants to throw hands while Cena wants to leave. Cody asks what they’re arguing about. They gonna go to the back so Logan can polish Cena’s Peacemaker? Now it’s a fight! The fans fire up as the hands are flying! Logan TOSSES Jey, Cena picks Cody up! Cody slips free, Jey is back to SUPERKICK! Cody hits the DISASTER KICK! Cena bails out, Jey PLANCHAS out onto him!

Logan goes to the apron, slingshot and- NO, Cody dodges the “Snapshot” Lariat and Jey SUPERKICKS Logan! Then Jey sets Logan up for the CODE D!! The fans fire up as Cody picks up the WWE Championship! Will Cody and Jey make it through Logan and Cena to then clear a path for the American Nightmare’s redemption? Or will Cena & Logan ruin wrestling together?


My Thoughts:

A very good SmackDown, but maybe with some wheel-spinning. As fun as Chelsea Green continues to be, can’t we move on from her and Zelina? Or are we about to do that with tonight’s win over Alba and then Giulia confronting her? Ironically, that seems to give away Giulia isn’t winning MITB. Giulia had a good promo video right before but they undercut it by giving us that confrontation. That said, Giulia deserves to be all the champions, but I suppose starting with the Women’s US Championship would be a good route. Very good promo from Bianca and Naomi to not just have Bianca’s homecoming, but to keep the feud between them alive.

The Women’s Triple Threat had a slow start but it turned out to be a very good match. Great win for Naomi, and good promo from her, Tiffany and Alexa to tease potential MITB winners. Great stuff in the tag match to build Worlds Collide just a touch. We only got one moment of Berto being passive aggressive towards Santos, and then Ethan Page screwing the Faces over, but that was still enough for the North American Championship. Of course, it depends on how many fans watch not just Raw and SmackDown but also NXT so that the fans already understand the story. But as someone who does, I do appreciate they’re bringing NXT story onto SmackDown.

Good promo from Priest to give some shoot respect to Drew and Fatu, but Priest wanting after the US title kinda gave away what was happening with the Men’s Triple Threat. It was a great Triple Threat, but of course Solo & JC cost Fatu. That team is just one moment away from breaking up, and it might be at MITB when Solo just expects Fatu to help him win the briefcase and Fatu refuses. And Fatu VS Priest will still be awesome whenever it happens. Good promo from Knight, and a good bit from Aleister with him, which I suppose means that’s the next feud for them. Was kinda hoping for Aleister VS Nakamura but that really depends if Nakamura is sticking with WWE or going home to Japan via Pro-Wrestling NOAH as rumored.

R-Truth relapsing to talking to Lil’ Jimmy is certainly a choice. I kinda wish he’d keep up the “Ron Cena” stuff, or they’d let Jeff Cobb do his own John Cena bit from NJPW, but I guess some things in WWE still won’t change. And closing with a big promo segment was also certainly a choice. Cody still did a good job, and nice surprise to have Jey show up. Not sure they needed to take a commercial break for Jey’s entrance, especially when they were obviously going to let Jey do his YEET encore. And Cena really must be brainwashed to put Logan over as if Logan’s on par with peak Cena. But naturally a brawl happened and the Faces stood tall.

Don’t count this as go-home math yet, they could easily revisit this on Raw and even next week on SmackDown. Even then, I still feel like Jey and Cody should win at MITB to properly set up Cody VS Cena 2 at SummerSlam. Raw on June 9th is still the move for the World Heavyweight Championship, but there’s also Saturday Night’s Main Event in July, who knows if Jey makes it to SummerSlam as champion.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 5.29.25

Stuff happens, maybe it doesn’t, Dreamer and Delirious can’t book.

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Well Trick Willie is the new TNA champ and this is the first iMPACT since his win…so let’s just hear him talk about it.

Ratings:

  • The Rascalz vs Fir$t Cla$$ vs Laredo vs The System: Rascalz win via Meteora – ***
  • Raj Singh vs Mustafa Ali: Ali wins via…No Shit – Squash Garbage
  • ASH by Elegance vs Lei Ying Lee: Lei wins via Spinning TKO – ** 3/4
  • Mance Warner w/SDL vs Jobber: Mance wins via Hit the Pay Winda – Squash
  • Santino Marella & Arianna Grace vs Robert Stone & Victoria Crawford w/Tessa: Team Robbie wins via shenanigans – **
  • International Championship: Steve Maclin (c) vs Matt Cardona: Maclin retains via KIA – ***

 

Results:

The Rascalz vs Fir$t Cla$$ vs Laredo vs The System

Octagon got jumped by The System earlier so Laredo is fighting alone. Another backstage jumping is getting a little dumb. 

Laredo and Trey start. Typical Indie start with Simultaneous awful Dropkick spot and bad counters, AJ blind tag runs the smaller guys over, tags out to KC and the Rascalz instantly get the moment. KC is rocked, tags in Laredo and Laredo takes out the System before Lish gets on the apron and grabs Laredo. The referee kicks out Lish and Rehwoldt on commentary points out it’s a No DQ match so that’s dumb.

KC gets tossed at AJ, he catches him, Rascalz Dive and do their taunt as we go to commercial. We come back, Tennessee Whiskey into a KC tag in for the near fall on Laredo. Corner combo, Snapmare into Flip Forward Neck Breaker, KC is on a roll. AJ tags Laredo and starts talking crap to KC, they swerve and go Finger Poke of Doom, but it’s not a legal pin. Suddenly tornado attacks, System and Rascalz go for broke, AJ hits the Senton to break the eventual pin, Laredo counters AJ’s Chokeslam attempt. Trey clears out The System, Wentz sends himself and KC over and out, Laredo with a Corkscrew Moonsault, which looked cool but it’s the pile of morons waiting to get hit spot.

AJ hits the Down Payment on Laredo, but Trey blind tagged AJ. Meteora on AJ, Trey pins Laredo and Rascalz win.

Raj Singh vs Mustafa Ali

Raj looks like shit in the gear he came down in…and he wrestles equivalently. I would rather anyone else comeback…give me Anarquia.

Ali murders Raj, Instant Dropkick, Rolling Neckbreaker, Corkscrew Standing Moonsault, it’s not close. Raj tries to counter things but Ali Bellclap, a little Duck the left, connect the right. Raj even does a terrible looking Punch Combo, he’s in bad shape, a bad looking Ushigoroshi, Raj with a sloppy looking something, 450 ends it.

Fire Raj as quickly as you brought him back. You don’t need a comedically pathetic job guy when the roster is like 4 guys getting pushed and everyone else sucks. Stop being stupid. Ali still hates women too.

This Injury Report is the dumbest segment in the history of wrestling. Stop treating fake shit as “serious business”. 

ASH by Elegance vs Lei Ying Lee

ASH mocks karate stuff, Lei throws a few Rising Crane kicks as ASH bails and then things slow down a little. But a Pump Kick, Sliding Kick and Low Dropkick cause ASH to cower and claim her tooth broke. It’s a bait to pull Lei into the turnbuckles and them get in a few stomps. Ash keeps Lei in the corner, Suplexes her ankles into the buckles and then Ash throws a few Booty Shots/Hit Attacks then starts a grounded stretch, Lei Headscissors her down, still sells the hips and ankles, but dodges and fires, combination strikes into the 10 Count Down Strikes. T-bone Suplex, into the pinfall, for only two.

Cheapshot into Running Meteora from ASH for two. Ash goes for the Miz Yes Kicks and Lei No Sells and asks for more. Gorgeous Capture Suplex into Thunder Struck and TKO with flair. My baby has a better finish now! Yay!

Mance Warner w/SDL vs Jobber

Hannifan cursing and being pissed at Trick for not even showing but is more entertaining than a squash match. Not that Mance’s offense is bad, but 2 out of 3 job matches is stupid.

Santino Marella & Arianna Grace vs Robert Stone & Victoria Crawford w/Tessa

Marella tries to tie up with Robbie, but he bails and tags out to Victoria so Arianna comes in and aside from Alicia Fox’s silliness, the tie up was decent with Arianna and Victoria. Tessa interferes and the Referee throws her out. Victoria comes back in and aside from a slight miscommunication with how Arianna does her punches, Alicia Fox is making her look…pretty good. Transition moves, okay brawling and Arianna looks amazing in her outfit.

Rob and Santino distract the referee and Victoria hits a Figure Four into her Northern Lights Suplex, only for 2. Arianna finally Back Body Drop to find the tag, Santino and Rob, Santino does his split dodge into the Standing Headbutt, Arianna Cross Body onto Victoria. Rob pulls out the ref, then shoves the ref into Santino, Santino into the steps and Arianna attack but Alicia and Lish, the fix is in, Arianna eats the pin.

International Championship: Steve Maclin (c) vs Matt Cardona

A few quick brawl moves, Shoulder Tackles, Strikes, Back Breakers, Cardona does get dumped out and eats a SCUD. Maclin bounces Cardona’s face off the apron and hits an Elbow off the apron to keep Cardona reeling, but a dodged tackle sends Maclin into the steps. Cardona tries to Piledriver Maclin on the ramp, but Back Drop counter, into commercial.

Formulaic commercial etiquette of Cardona still in control, throws Maclin into the ropes, Diving Shoulder Tackle lays both dudes out and they get up by 8. Fighting Spirit spot, Cardona hits ropes and gets hit by Maclin twice, Thesz Press, Ground and Pound, Back Elbow and Olympic Slam has Maclin rolling. Splash into Lariat for two. Maclin has been all gas no brakes. Cardona tries to take a few shortcuts that turns into a Straight Jacket Takedown. Cardona to the top, Maclin cuts him off, Superplex spot. 1-2-kick out!

Maclin goes topside for a Jar Headbutt, Cardona hits the ropes so Maclin crashes into the corner, 2 Reboots connect, the third gets caught, counter into Busaiku Knee, Jar Headbutt. In and out, Cardona uses the middle rope for the Low Blow, Killswitch from Cardona but Maclin kicks out. Cardona dodges and shoves Maclin towards the ref, he puts the brakes on, Radio Silence! 1-2-Kick out! Maclin catches a top rope move, Power Bomb, Corner Splash, Tree of Woe, Caught in the Crosshairs, KIA and Maclin retains!

 

Overall Score: 4.5/10

Boring paint by numbers show, no Trick, System has one move, Robert Stone is a scumbag, too long to introduce new girls, lots of throw away segments and Rosemary sets up YET ANOTHER Monster’s Ball match. These aren’t interesting when there’s one every 3 months. So we can have terrible Monster’s Ball matches quarterly, Barbed Wire Massacre and Clockwork Orange House of Fun…BUT NO LOCKDOWN!?

Go home TNA, you’re drunk.

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