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Mitchell’s NJPW New Years Golden Series Results & Report! (2/13/22)

A Lumberjack match? In NJPW?

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NJPW New Years Golden Series

The NEVER Openweight Championship is on the line!

NJPW heats up the New Years Golden Series, and contains the madness, with a Lumberjack Match! Will Tomohiro Ishii get a fair fight with Evil that way?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Preshow – TenCozy & Ryohei Oiwa VS Yuji Nagata, Tomoaki Honma & Kosei Fujita; TenCozy & Oiwa win.
  • Six Man Tag: Hirooki Goto, YOSHI-HASHI & YOH VS House of Torture; Goto, Hashi & Yoh win.
  • Togi Makabe VS Great-O-Khan; Khan wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Suzuki-Gun; LIJ wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Toru Yano, Master Wato & Ryusuke Taguchi VS Suzuki-Gun; Yano, Wato & Taguchi win.
  • Tiger Mask VS El Phantasmo; Tiger Mask wins, by disqualification.
  • Robbie Eagles w/ Tiger Mask VS Taiji Ishimori w/ El Phantasmo; Eagles wins.
  • NEVER Openweight Championship Lumberjack Match: EVIL VS Tomohiro Ishii; Evil wins and retains the title.
  • Kazuchika Okada & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Tetsuya Naito & SANADA; Naito & Sanada win.

PLAY BY PLAY

Tiger Mask VS El Phantasmo!

The living legend got payback on Gedo, but now he takes on one of his IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship challengers in the Headbanga! Will ELP strike first for the Cutest Tag Team? Or will Tiger Mask be rolling into the title match?

The ref checks ELP, but he promises that he hasn’t loaded up his brand new yellow boots. The bell rings, fans rally and ELP offers a handshake. Tiger Mask rejects that as he circles around ELP. Tiger Mask KICKS away on ELP’s leg and ELP bails out. Tiger goes out to throw ELP back in, and ELP wants a timeout. ELP gets up, but runs into a headlock takeover! Tiger floats to get the leg and stomps on it before putting on a toehold. ELP claws at Tiger Mask’s face but the ref reprimands. Tiger Mask cranks on the leg, ELP tries a chinlock, but Tiger Mask gets up to stomp the leg more. ELP boots Tiger Mask away, and the two reset.

ELP claims something is in his eyes, Tiger Mask storms over, but ELP YANKS him into buckles! ELP celebrates, then comes back to stomp Tiger Mask down. The ref counts, ELP digs his boots in, but ELP lets off at 4. ELP drags Tiger Mask up, ROCKS him with a forearm then whips. ELP hurdles, drops and dropkicks Tiger Mask down! Cover, TWO! Fans cheer and rally up, but ELP stands Tiger Mask up. ELP throws haymakers, whips, but Tiger reverses to hurdle and monkey flip ELP away! ELP comes back, but Tiger fires off KICKS! Tiger Mask elbows ELP in the head, and ELP bails out. Tiger Mask builds speed, to DIVE, into a GAMANGIRI!

ELP celebrates again while Tiger Mask is stuck in the ropes. ELP CLAWS Tiger’s back! ELP shows off his hands to commentary, then goes back to cover Tiger Mask. TWO, so ELP goes after Tiger Mask’s mask! The ref reprimands, ELP lets off, and then he jams his elbow into Tiger Mask’s head. ELP stands Tiger Mask up, scoops him and puts him in a Tree of Woe! ELP stands on Tiger Mask while clapping it up. ELP then struts, goes corner to corner, baseball slide dropkick! Tiger Mask falls out of the Tree, ELP covers, but his feet are on the ropes! The ref sees that, and Tiger Mask gets the ropebreak anyway.

ELP stands Tiger up, knuckle locks and CHOPS, then goes up the ropes to jump around and then strut as he walks the tightrope. Fans clap as he goes back and forth, then makes it to the next corner. But Tiger Mask trips ELP up! ELP gets stuck on the corner, Tiger climbs up and throws hands. Tiger then brings ELP up, underhooks one arm, but ELP resists! Tiger Mask CLUBS and HEADBUTTS ELP! Tiger Mask stands ELP up for a SUPER ARM-DRAG! Fans cheer, Tiger Mask covers, TWO! Tiger Mask keeps cool while ELP crawls to a corner. Tiger Mask runs in and ROUNDHOUSES ELP down!

Tiger Mask drags ELP up, underhooks, but ELP resists. Tiger Mask knees low, whips ELP to a corner, but ELP goes up and over and then dodges to springboard CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! ELP handsprings to a LIONSAULT, but he lands on his feet as Tiger moves! Tiger gets out of the ring, ELP DIVES out onto him! Fans can’t help but cheer as ELP sends Tiger into railing! ELP tries to drag Tiger up but his own back bothers him. ELP still gets Tiger Mask in at 4 of 20, and he goes up top for a springboard SWANTON! Top rope LIONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Tiger Mask survives and ELP grows frustrated.

Fans rally up as ELP hobbles up. ELP drags Tiger Mask up to cobra clutch and torture rack. Tiger slips off and sobats! Tiger reels ELP in, underhooks, TIGER DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! ELP survives but Tiger Mask gets right back up. Tiger Mask drags ELP up to gut wrench, TOMBSTONE! But Tiger Mask isn’t done, he goes to the corner! Tiger Mask goes up top, DIVING HEADBUTT FLOPS as ELP moves! ELP gets to the corner now, climbs up as fans rally, THUNDER KISS 86! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up as Tiger Mask survives! ELP is frustrated, but he goes to the corner. It may not be loaded but he still tunes up the band.

Tiger Mask stands, ELP rushes in, to underhook the arms! Tiger slips out, gets around, crucifix takedown! Cover, TWO! REVERSE DOUBLE ARMBAR!! ELP endures but Tiger bends him way back! ELP kicks and flails, scoots around, but here comes Taiji Ishimori! Taiji attacks Tiger Mask!

Winner: Tiger Mask, by disqualification

Bone Solder goes after Tiger Mask’s mask!! Bullet Club has no shame! The mask comes off!! But here comes Robbie Eagles! The Sniper of the Skies attacks Taiji! A Young Lion covers Tiger Mask with his shirt, ELP goes after Eagles, but Eagles SUPERKICKS ELP out! Eagles helps Tiger Mask get out of the ring without being exposed. But then Taiji attacks Eagles! Their match starts now!

Robbie Eagles w/ Tiger Mask VS Taiji Ishimori w/ El Phantasmo

Taiji rakes Eagles’ eyes, then drags him up to whip. Eagles reverses to go up and around and arm-drag! Eagles then ducks, dodges and RANAS! Taiji staggers up, into a WHEEL KICK! Eagles kips up and fans fire up! Taiji bails out, Eagles builds speed, but Taiji moves out of the way, so Eagles backflips back. Fans cheer while Taiji regroups with ELP. Fans rally up, ELP whispers something to Taiji. Taiji gets in the ring. Eagles stomps him down! Eagles takes Taiji’s shirt off and throws it to the crowd! ELP complains, that wasn’t supposed to be a free souvenir! Eagles stands Taiji up for forearms, then wrenches to whip corner to corner.

Eagles runs in, Taiji puts Eagles on the apron, but Eagles counter punches. Eagles springboards, but Taiji drags him into a fireman’s carry! Taiji swings Eagles for a HOTSHOT on the top rope! The ref checks on Eagles as he sputters, and Taiji undoes the blue corner buckle pad! The Bullet Club Special! Tiger Mask, mask back on, coaches Eagles up. The ring count starts, ELP fans Taiji off but Eagles gets back in at 8 of 20. Taiji stomps Eagles down, wrenches an arm, brings him around and whips him into bare buckles! Eagles falls down, clutching his arm! Taiji looms over Eagles while fans rally up.

Taiji digs his fingers into Eagles’ face, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Tiger coaches Eagles, but Taiji wrenches Eagles’ arm to an ELBOW BREAKER! Then another! Then he RAMS Eagles’ bad arm into the buckles! The ref reprimands, ELP cheers Taiji, and Taiji has Eagles in a neutral corner. Taiji wraps the bad arm around ropes, then he CHOPS Eagles down! ELP and Taiji “WOO~” since they can, and then Taiji stands Eagles up to CHOP him again! Taiji wrenches, whips, but Eagles reverses. Taiji slips out, slips under, goes back out and then shoulders into Eagles. Taiji springboards, Eagles gets under and Eagles springboards to dropkick the leg out!

Both men are down and fans fire up! ELP coaches Taiji, Tiger coaches Eagles, and fans rally back up. Eagles fires up and the fans are with him. Eagles waits on Taiji to sit up. Eagles KICKS and KICKS and KICKS! Eagles runs, to LEG LARIAT! Fans rally up more as Eagles aims at Taiji in the corner. Eagles runs in, DOUBLE KNEES! Eagles rolls back, but Taiji BOOTS him! Eagles 619’s the legs out! METEORA! Taiji sputters now and Eagles covers, TWO! Tiger Mask tells Eagles to go up, so he climbs. Eagles is up top, 450, but he has to roll through as Taiji moves! But Taiji can’t rush in from the bad leg!

Eagles trips Taiji up, but Taiji kicks him away. Eagles kicks, Taiji ducks! Taiji gut wrenches, Eagles slips out to ASAI DDT! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up and Eagles rolls Taiji to hook the leg. But the bad arm can’t complete the Turbo! Taiji CLUBS Eagles, Eagles elbows Taiji! Eagles runs, Taiji follows to tilt-o-whirl TAKEDOWN! Into the BONE LOCK!! Eagles endures, fans rally up, and Eagles reaches out. Taiji rolls Eagles away from ropes, then whips Eagles into the POST! Taiji drags Eagles back, hammerlocks and scoops, SHOULDER BREAKER! Eagles clutches his arm while screaming in pain! Taiji covers, TWO!! INTO BONE LOCK!!

Eagles endures, fights around, and ROPEBREAK! Taiji lets off quickly and both men are down. Fans rally up, Taiji takes aim and BANG! He hobbles over, drags Eagles up and hooks the arm. Eagles fights off the lift so Taiji KNEES him low! Eagles ducks the lariat, gets around to schoolboy with bridge! TWO, Taiji ROCKS Eagles with a right! Taiji gets Eagles up, Eagles ROCKS Taiji! Taiji fires a forearm, Eagles fires back. Fans rally up as both men keep going. Taiji gets the edge, but Eagles fires off kick after kick! ROUNDHOUSE! Taiji is down and fans fire up! Eagles runs, but has to duck, only to get a JUMP KNEE!

Taiji hops on, Eagles throws him off, but Taiji gets around to waistlock. Eagles standing switches, Taiji elbows free! Taiji roars, but Eagles blocks the boot to CHOP, hook and TURBO BACKBACK! Cover, TWO!! Eagles hurries to get up, SUPERKICK! Eagles goes up, 450 SPLASH onto the legs! Step through, RON MILLER SPECIAL!! Taiji endures, reaches out, ELP tries to push the ropes closer! But Eagles drags Taiji back! ELP tries to get in, but Tiger stops him! Taiji taps, Eagles wins!!

Winner: Robbie Eagles, by submission

Both IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions win their singles matches! Granted, Bullet Club gave Tiger Mask his win in disqualification. But if the Cutest Tag Team can’t beat them separately, what hopes do they have stopping the #FlyingTigers together?

Oh but wait! Here comes Team Six or Nine, Taguchi & Wato! Taguchi did say he wants himself and Wato to be the 69th IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions, but what’re they doing out here now? Taguchi gets the mic to say, “Why should this team get a shot after being DQ’d in The Dome? Isn’t that weird?” Taguchi of course means the Triple Threat at WrestleKingdom where ELP’s cheating was finally exposed. ELP & Taiji should be suspended, blocked from challenging! “I’m not just out here to try and be the 69th champions.” But ELP & Taiji accuse him of exactly that! Taguchi defends that’s not true.

Taguchi says he wants a “hot match” between Tiger & Eagles VS Team Six or Nine. But then wait! Another team makes its way out! It’s Desperado & Kanemaru! Taguchi asks them why they’re here. The mic is handed over and Kanemaru wants everyone to just hold on. Don’t forget about him and Desperado now. If Taguchi & Wato get a shot, then so should Desperado & Kanemaru. Eagles is given the mic to give an answer. “I have no idea what any of you losers said, cuz I don’t understand Nihongo. But what we both understand now, is at the Tokyo Dome, WrestleKingdom, we already beat two teams at once. So how about we do it again, with all three of you pairs?”

Three teams versus the champions, a FOUR WAY match! Fans like the sound of that! The challengers don’t like that, but Eagles says the Flying Tigers say YES! A huge gamble from the champions, but will such a win make them the best IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions ever?

 

NEVER Openweight Championship Lumberjack Match: EVIL VS Tomohiro Ishii!

The King of Darkness is currently the King of NEVER, having both this and the Six Man titles! But a lot of it has been because the House of Torture have played a part in the results. To counteract that, NJPW has the ring surrounded! Will the Stone Pitbull dethrone the King of Darkness now that the playing field is fair? Or will all these extra bodies only ensure Everything is Evil?

Well, given the times we live in, the Lumberjacks are limited to just the House of Torture’s Sho, Yujiro Takahashi & Dick Togo, and then Chaos’ Goto, Hashi and Yoh. The introductions are made, the singles title is raised, and with all the cards on the table, we see if Ishii can trump a King!

But right away, Dick distracts! Evil attacks Ishii, runs, but Ishii withstands the shoulder tackle. Ishii ROCKS Evil, runs Evil over, and Chaos keeps Evil from bailing out. Ishii whips Evil, Evil holds ropes then bails out to House of Torture’s side. Chaos protests but there’s nothing to be done. Ishii dares Evil to get back in, but Evil takes his time. Evil then slides in, kicks Ishii and throws him out, but Ishii gets in as Evil slides put. Ishii ROCKS Evil at the ropes, reels him in and suplexes him back into the ring! Fans cheer but Evil bails out. Chaos is there to put him right back in! Fans cheer again as Ishii kicks Evil to a corner.

Ishii drags Evil up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again! And again! Evil rakes the eyes! Evil stops at 4, whips corner to corner, but Ishii reverses. Ishii runs in, but into a BOOT! Evil and the HOT boys quickly untie the buckle pad, and as Ishii runs in, surprise~! Ishii hits bare buckles! The Bullet Club Special returns! The ref reprimands but Evil drags Ishii up to throw him out. The House of Torture jump on Ishii but Chaos goes after them! The Lumberjacks brawl, Goto with Yujiro, Hashi with Sho and Yoh with Dick. Evil goes out, looks under the ring and brings out some chairs. Evil drags Ishii up to put one chair around his head.

Evil has the other chair, HOME RUN! Dick then chokes Ishii while the ref is busy reprimanding Evil! Dick gets away with it, Evil gets back in the ring. Sho and Yujiro fetch Ishii for Evil, then Evil covers. TWO, Evil argue the count. The ref sees Evil has a shirt, so he takes that way before it can be used. Evil whips Ishii into the bare buckles! Ishii writhes, Evil covers, TWO! Evil is frustrated but the fans cheer. Evil scuffs Ishii while fans rally up. Evil drags Ishii up, but Ishii CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! And again! But Evil rakes eyes! The ref reprimands, but the HOT boys drag Ishii out! And they RAM him into railing! And then FLAPJACK him off the apron!

Dick drags Ishii up and puts him in. Evil covers, TWO!! Evil is furious but fans fire up as Ishii survives. Fans rally up, but Evil gets the leg for a HALF CRAB! Ishii endures, fights his way over, and he gets the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Evil lets go at 4. Evil kicks Ishii to the apron and the HOT boys drag Ishii out again. Yujiro whips Ishii at Dick, but Ishii CLOBBERS him! And then Ishii dodges Yujiro to CLOBBER Sho! Ishii CLOBBERS Yujiro and hurries back up to ROCK Evil! Evil rakes Ishii’s eyes again, but Ishii wrenches the hand! Ishii twists the wrist then YANKS the arm. Ishii whips, Evil reverses and gets around, and again Dick distracts!

While the ref is busy with Dick, Evil sends Ishii at Sho! Ishii ROCKS Sho again, then sends Evil into Sho! Sho falls, Hashi distracts the ref so Ishii can send Evil into Dick! Yujiro runs in, but Ishii sends the boot into Evil! Ishii CLOBBERS Yujiro, then SAIDOS Evil! Fans fire up with Ishii while he’s down! Evil tries to run away, but Yoh throws him back in! Evil tries the other side, and he holds railing as Chaos comes for him! Hashi says, “Ready, set!” Chaos HAMMERS Evil! Goto puts Evil in, and Ishii looms over him. Fans rally up as Ishii stalks Evil to the corner. Ishii drags Evil up and CHOPS, forearms, and repeat!

Fans rally as Ishii keeps going, CHOP and forearm again and again! The ref reprimands, Ishii tells him to shut up. Ishii lets off, though, and drags Evil up. Ishii whips Evil, but Evil reverses! Ishii hits bare buckles, but he comes right back to CLOBBER Evil! Both men are down and fans fire up again! Chaos rallies with the fans as Ishii stirs. Ishii gets to his feet and he drags Evil up. Ishii puts Evil up on the top rope, climbs up to join him, but Sho anchors Ishii’s foot! Yoh drags Sho down! Dick tries now, as does Yujiro! Goto and Hashi get them down, but Yujiro and Dick throw them away. The HOT boys regroup, Sho distracts as Yujiro POWERBOMBS Ishii!

Yoh drags Sho back out, Evil gets down, but Yujiro distracts so Dick can get in! Evil and Dick get Ishii up, MAGIC KILLER!! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives and fans fire up again! Evil is frustrated again, the fans rally for Ishii, but Evil gets up first. Evil drags Ishii up, shoves him into the bare buckles, then hoists him onto the top rope. Evil climbs up to join Ishii, to SUPERPLEX! Both men writhe but Evil gets the cover, TWO!! Ishii survives and fans fire up again! Evil gets back up, waits on Ishii, and he runs, but Ishii gets around! Evil switches, shoves him at the ref, but Ishii stops himself. Ishii uses the ref as a shield to deny the low blow!

Ishii kicks, Evil blocks and hands it to the ref, but Ishii blocks the kick! Ishii waistlocks, but Evil grabs the ref to deny the suplex! The ref SLAPS Evil, and Ishii GERMAN SUPLEXES him! Fans are thunderous as both men are down! Ishii gets up, he brings Evil around and puts him in the corner to clothesline! Ishii has Chaos on guard as he puts Evil up top. Ishii climbs, Chaos keeps House of Torture back, Ishii gets Evil up for the STALLING SUPERPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Evil survives and Ishii can’t believe it! Both men are down and fans rally back up. Ishii rises, waits on Evil, then runs, but Evil dodges!

Evil uses the ref as a shield, Ishii moves him aside and dodges the lariat, but Sho gets in! Sho SPEARS Ishii into the ref! The ref goes flying out of the ring and now the House of Torture stomps away on Ishii! But Chaos gets in to brawl with them again! Dick CLUBS Sho, Goto KNEES Sho but Sho throws Goto out. Yujiro throws Hashi out, and Dick has Ishii with the SPOILER CHOKER! Ishii turns purple, Evil gets the singles belt! But Yoh DECKS Evil! Yoh then DECKS Dick! Sho gets in, Yoh SUPERKICKS him! Yoh drags Sho up, underhooks, DIRECT DRIVE! But Dick LOW BLOWS Yoh! And then tuck shim in, PEDIGREE!

Goto kicks Dick to fireman’s carry! Hashi adds a SUPERKICK, then Goto throws Dick into position for SHOUTO! Goto catches Yujiro, Hashi helps out, but Yujiro fights free! BIG JUICE for Goto! Hashi full nelsons, pump handles, KARMA for Yujiro! But Evil BELT SHOTS Hashi! Evil resets, aims for Ishii as he rises, but Ishii LARIATS through the belt!! Fans are thunderous again and Ishii gets the ref back in the ring. Ishii roars and powers up the arm! Ishii stands Evil up, runs, but Evil blocks the lariat! Evil whips Ishii at the bare corner but Ishii stops himself! Ishii dodges and Evil hits buckles! Ishii full nelsons, DRAGON SUPLEX!

Ishii crawls over, sits Evil up, runs and SLIDING LARIATS! Cover, TWO!?! Ishii roars more, fans keep cheering him on, and Ishii drags Evil up. Evil suplexes, but Ishii fights to wrench out. Evil catches Ishii for a HALF ‘N’ HALF! Then a DRAGON SUPLEX! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous all over again! Evil gets up, staggers over, and he drags Ishii up. Fireman’s carry, but Ishii slips off! Ishii SWATS the lariat, HEADBUTTS, but Evil HEADBUTTS and ROLLING ELBOWS! Then a DISCUS LARIAT!! Both men are down again and fans rally back up! Evil roars and wants Ishii to get up. Ishii stands, Evil runs, LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!?!?

Evil is beside himself as Ishii is still in this! Fans rally hard as ever, and Evil slashes the throat! Evil drags Ishii up, spins him around, EVER- NO! Ishii powers out and LARIATS! Evil stays up, runs in, DOUBLE LARIATS! Neither man falls, they both go again, DOUBLE LARIATS! ENZIGURI from Ishii and both men go down! Ishii roars as he rises up, and fans fire up behind him. Ishii waits on Evil to stand, then he runs to LARIAT!! Cover, TWO?!?! Evil survives but Ishii won’t let that deter him! Ishii drags Evil up, reels him in, suplex for the- NO! Evil slips out, wrenches, EVERY- NO! Ishii gets around, Evil spins him, hooks him, EVERYTHING IS EVIL!!! Cover, Evil wins!!!

Winner: Evil, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Champion)

In the end, the King of Darkness stays the King of NEVER! He finished the Stone Pitbull off on his own, will he always be Double NEVER Champion? Or will Chaos get its revenge in the Six Man title match?

 

Kazuchika Okada & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Tetsuya Naito & SANADA!

The Rainmaker and the Ace haven’t had much luck against Los Ingobernables when it’s 3v3, but it was always the third man who took the loss. With just a week left in the New Years Golden Series, can the IWGP World and US Heavyweight Champions turn their luck around in 2v2? Or will things still be tranquilo going into those title matches?

Everyone’s elaborate entrance gear is put aside, with Naito of course taking his time. Okada and Tanahashi are patient, and then Tanahashi shows off the muscles for the fans. Fans cheer, and the teams sort out. LIJ fist bumps, and the Cold Skull starts off with Tanahashi. The two circle as fans rally up, “Let’s Go, Ace!” “SA-NA-DA!” The two tie up, Tanahashi waistlocks but Sanada switches. Tanahashi switches back, Sanada pries free to wrench to a wristlock. Tanahashi endures, drops, and gets a leg takedown to tie up the legs. Tanahashi then floats to a headlock and grinds. Sanada endures and fights up.

Sanada throws body shots, powers up, but can’t power out as Tanahashi holds tight. Tanahashi grinds the headlock, but Sanada fights up again. Sanada steps on Tanahashi’s leg to pry out of the headlock, and then puts the headlock on Tanahashi! Tanahashi throws body shots, but Sanada holds tight now as Tanahashi tries to power out. Fans cheer the exchange, but Tanahashi powers up again. Sanada hits a headlock takeover but Tanahashi headscissors. Tanahashi holds tight, Sanada can’t kip free, but he moves around. Sanada headstands, turns things over, and rolls back to get a BOSTON CRAB on Tanahashi!

Tanahashi powers out of the crab to cover, TWO! Sanada sunsets, TWO! Both men get up, Tanahashi arm-drags to an armlock! But Sanada reaches up to headscissor! Tanahashi kips free, and fans cheer again as they stand off. Sanada and Tanahashi back away to their corners, Tanahashi tags in Okada. Okada wants Naito, so Sanada tags in Naito. Fans cheer as we go from US title to world title preview. Naito and Okada stare down as the fans rally, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” The two circle, tie up, and Naito gets an arm. Naito then shifts to the waistlock, but Okada pries free to wrench back.

Naito rolls, wrenches back, but Okada rolls to get a leg takedown. Okada drops an elbow on the leg then has the toehold. Naito fights back with a chinlock and grinds his forearm into Okada’s face. Red Shoes reprimands but Naito gets up and around for a headlock. Okada fights up, pries the hold, but Naito clamps on tighter! Okada fights up, pushes Naito to ropes, and Red Shoes calls the ropebreak. Naito lets off and Okada backs up. Okada fakes the chop, but then pats Naito’s shoulders. And then kicks the knee! Okada gets the leg, elbows the knee, then puts the leg on ropes. Okada pulls on the leg, then kicks the rope!

Okada runs, but Naito dropkicks his legs out first! Naito drags Okada to ropes, STOMPS the leg, then puts the leg back on to STOMP it again! Tag to Sanada, LIJ splits the wishbone! Sanada DECKS Tanahashi but Okada bails out. Naito slides out to fetch Okada and he kicks the leg. Red Shoes reprimands but Naito puts Okada in for Sanada. Cover, Red Shoes refuses to count because of the shenanigans. So Sanada stomps away on the bad leg, then puts the leg on ropes. Fans rally, but Sanada jumps up to hip drop on the leg! Sanada SMASHES the knee on the mat, then tags Naito back in.

LIJ drags Okada to DOUBLE KNEE SMASH! Okada clutches both legs now, but Naito steps through for a TRAILER HITCH! Okada endures the leg hold but Naito drags him away from ropes! Naito lets off the hitch, to stand up for an inverted  Indian Deathlock! And SNAP! Okada endures again, reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Sanada tags in, Naito lazily lets off the leglock, and Sanada drags Okada up. Sanada bumps Okada off buckles, fans rally and Sanada wraps the leg around ropes! Red Shoes counts, Sanada lets off at 3. Sanada stalks Okada, drops an elbow on the bad leg, then another. And then another!

Sanada has the toehold but Okada endures. Okada crawls around, and he gets the ROPEBREAK! Naito steps in to stand on Okada’s head! Red Shoes counts, Naito backs off at 3. Sanada drags Okada up, Okada ROCKS him with a forearm! And another! And another! Sanada kicks the bad leg, then kicks it again. Sanada whips Okada to a corner, blocks the boot, and then trips Okada! Fans cheer as Sanada ties Okada up, but Okada boots him away. Sanada kicks back, runs, but into a FLAPJACK! Both men are down and fans rally up. Okada crawls, hot tag to Tanahashi! The Ace gets Sanada up to fire off fast hands!

Tanahashi whips, Sanada reverses but Tanahashi hits FLYING FOREARMS! Tanahashi DECKS Naito, too! Sanada runs in but misses in the corner. Tanahashi comes back, blocks the boot, and has the leg for a DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up, “Let’s Go, Ace!” Tanahashi scoops Sanada to SLAM him into the drop zone. Tanahashi goes up for the SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Tanahashi waits on Sanada to stand. Tanahashi runs, but Sanada gets around to waistlock. Tanahashi backs Sanada into a corner, runs corner to corner, but Sanada dodges! Sanada comes back, but blocks the boot!

Sanada wants the Dragon Screw but Tanahashi boots him away! Tanahashi runs, into a RANA from Sanada! Both men are down but fans rally up. Sanada crawls over, hot tag to Naito! Naito throws fast hands and kicks, then whips. Naito elbows Tanahashi down then basement dropkicks! Naito gets Tanahashi back up, turns him, but Tanahashi powers through. Tanahashi turns Naito for the NECKBREAKER! Fans rally as both men stir. Hot tag to Okada! Okada fires off forearms, then whips. Naito reverses but Okada elbows Naito down! Okada drags Naito up, whips him corner to corner and then runs in, but Naito dodges!

Naito dropkicks the bad leg! Naito stomps the leg, Red Shoes reprimands and has Naito back off. Naito shoves Red Shoes away! But Okada pops Naito up to the top rope, to dropkick him down! Naito tumbles out to the floor and fans fire up! Fans rally while everyone is down! Red Shoes returns and Okada goes out after Naito. Okada drags Naito up, reels him in, and hits a DDT to the floor! Okada leaves Naito behind and Red Shoes goes to check on him. Naito is still in this and fans keep rallying. A ring count starts, Naito stirs at 3 of 20. Naito sits up at 14 of 20, stands at 17, and is in at 19! Okada is right on him, another DDT!

Okada paces and kicks at Naito. Naito sit sup, Okada slaps him around and even talks trash. Naito gets up as fans rally, and Okada scoops! Naito slips out the back to dropkick the leg! And then NECKBREAKER! Both men are down again but fans still rally. Okada gets up, hobbles over, and he brings Naito up. Naito throws a forearm but Okada gives it back. Naito hits another forearm, Okada gives it back. Fans rally as they pick up speed and go back and forth! Okada gets the edge, but Naito kicks. Okada blocks, spins Naito and BOOTS him! Okada Alabama lifts, Naito flails to deny the rest. Naito CLUBS Okada, Okada back drops but Naito arm-drags!

Okada rushes back in, Naito catches Okada, TORNADO DDT! Sanada gets in to DECK Tanahashi! Naito gets Okada up and puts him on the tope rope. Naito goes up to SUPER STEINER! Okada slowly rises, fans rally, and Naito runs in, into an uppercut! But Naito ENZUGIRIS back! Naito whips, Okada reverses but Naito FLYING FOREARMS! Naito hurries to get Okada up, wrench and tilt-o-whirl, DESTI- NO! Okada slips through, but Naito ducks the lariat, only to run into the DROPKICK! Both men are down again but fans rally back up. Okada and Naito crawl, hot tags to Tanahashi and Sanada!

Sanada rallies on Tanahashi, arm-drags him, then waistlocks for an atomic drop! Sanada trips Tanahashi, and ties him up in Paradise! Fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder. The fans get louder and louder, and Sanada dropkicks Tanahashi out of Paradise! Sanada drags Tanahashi back up, fireman’s carries, but Tanahashi fights free! Tanahashi waistlocks, Sanada switches, but Tanahashi elbows free. Tanahashi runs, but Sanada dropkicks the leg! Tanahashi dropkicks Sanada’s legs! Tanahashi kicks again, but Sanada blocks to a DRAGON SCREW! Sanada hobbles up, but Tanahashi gets his leg, DRAGON SCREW!

Fans fire up as Naito runs in, Tanahashi gives him a DRAGON SCREW! Everyone’s done again and fans fire up! Okada sets LIJ up and shouts to Tanahashi. Tanahashi hurries to the corner, goes up and ACE’S HIGH FLY ATTACK! Direct hit and down goes everyone! Red Shoes checks on everyone, and somehow they’re all okay to continue. Fans rally up, “Let’s Go, Ace!” “O-KA-DA!” “SA-NA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” The ring count climbs, Okada and Tanahashi are up at 10 of 20 but Tanahashi drags Sanada up at 14. Tanahashi puts Sanada in at 16 and fans cheer as this continues.

Tanahashi drags Sanada’s leg through the ropes, DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Tanahashi dropkicks the leg, then DRAPING DRAGON SCREWS again! Sanada flops into the ring, Tanahashi drags him to center and ties up the legs. TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! Sanada endures, Naito wants in but Okada keeps him out! Naito clubs away on Okada, fans rally as he gets in, but Okada catches up! MONEY CLIP! LIJ endures dueling submissions! Tanahashi sits deep on the hold and Naito is fading in the Money Clip! Fans rally, Sanada powers up and heads for ropes! Tanahashi drags him back! Okada keeps Naito down, but Sanada gets a second wind and the ROPEBREAK!

Fans are thunderous as the dream team has to let LIJ go! Tanahashi waits on Sanada as he rises. Tanahashi fires up and runs, but Sanada follows to O’Conner Roll, bridge denied! Tanahashi steals SKULL END! But Sanada rolls through, and gets Tanahashi in SKULL END!! Now Naito keeps Okada out! Tanahashi endures, Okada CLUBS away on Naito, but Naito still keeps Okada on the apron! Okada BOOTS Naito into railing, then gets in to CLOBBER Sanada! Sanada kicks and throws Okada out, and fans fire up! Sanada drags Tanahashi back up, scoops him, BACKBREAKER! Sanada goes to the corner, ROUNDING BODY-

NO! Sanada has to land on his feet as Tanahashi moves! Tanahasi runs in, into a fireman’s carry! Sanada throws Tanahashi into the dragon sleeper! But Tanahashi turns around to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tanahashi holds on, drags Sanada back up, but Sanada puts Tanahashi on the ropes! MAGIC SCREW! Both men are down and fans are thunderous again! Sanada crawls over, hot tag to Naito! Naito hobbles over to Tanahashi, drags him up and throws back elbow after back elbow! Tanahashi drops, but Naito stands him back up. Naito throws more back elbows, but Okada coaches Tanahashi.

Fans rally up, Naito stares Okada down, but he throws more back elbows on Tanahashi! Tanahashi drops, Naito stands Tanahashi back up to whip him into the corner. Naito runs in, but just gets the legs in the ropes! DRAPING BACKBREAKER! Sanada gets in to DECK Okada! Naito stands Tanahashi up, and whips him to the corner. Sanada runs into back elbow, then feeds to Naito’s elbow. Dropkick, atomic drop, back suplex, ROLLING JACKKNIFE! TWO!!! Tanahashi survives the LIJ combo! Naito drags Tanahashi up, but Okada rushes in. Naito kicks Okada, whips, but Okada reverses to DROPKICK!

Sanada gets in and fireman’s carries Okada, T K O!! Tanahashi stands up, dodges Sanada and SLINGBLADES him down! Tanahashi whips Naito, Naito reverses but Tanahashi SLINGBLADES! Cover, TWO!! Tanahashi fires up, fans fire up with him, and he goes to the corner. Tanahashi is up top, HIGH FLY FLOPS as Naito rolls out of the way! Fans rally up again as Naito aims from the corner. Tanahashi slowly rises, Naito runs in, CORRIENDO- NO! Tanahashi slips free to SHOTEI! Sanada ROCKS Tanahashi, but Tanahashi gets around to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tanahashi runs, Naito turns slingblade into LIGHTNING SPIRAL!

Okada ripcords, but Naito ducks! CORRIENDO SHIKI DESTINO!! Naito drags Tanahashi up, VALENCIA! Naito isn’t done, he wrenches and tilt-o-whirls, DESTINO!! Cover, LIJ wins!!

Winners: Tetsuya Naito & Sanada, by pinfall

The Uncontrollable Charisma just took out the top two champions in NJPW! And even when 2v2, LIJ still has the dream team’s number! Does this mean Naito as world champion is inevitable? Or can the Rainmaker and Ace manage to survive on their own?

Naito gets the mic to say, “Buenas noches, Osaka!” He thanks the fans for being here for their first Osaka event of 2022, and for supporting him and LIJ. “Gracias, amigos!” Naito points out that “the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion said that this would be a key point for him. But the team of Sanada and Tetsuya Naito just won. In fact, Okada is 0-9 in these previews. Now, all the smarks talk about how the guy who wins all these, loses the title match.” But of course he and Sanada want to be perfect through this whole thing. Naito wants the fans to know that until the title matches February 19th and 20th, TRANQUILO! Assen na yo!

Naito hopes to see everyone again for the back-to-back cards in Osaka Jo Hall, and says that there is of course only one way they can end this event. “Bushi, Sanada, Hiromu, Takagi, y Naito. Nosotros… Los Ingoberrrrrrrnables! DE! JA! PON!!” The mission is clear: Pitch a perfect game against Okada and Tanahashi! Will LIJ prove the smarks are wrong on this one?


My Thoughts:

Another very good event for NJPW here. More good stuff even in the matches skipped, such as Khan getting another win over a veteran, LIJ being perfect on the night, and Suzuki almost putting Yano in his own dog crate before he handcuffs two Young Lions together out of anger. I like that with the Junior Heavyweight Tag champions back to back on the card, they let it play into the results. And then what a great surprise, things have just escalated for the Golden Series with a FATAL 4 TAG for the titles. This is definitely a way to take the titles off #FlyingTigers without Eagles or Tiger Mask looking weak. I’m just not sure if we’re getting Taguchi fulfilling a dream or Desperado returning to Mr. Junior Heavyweight Double Champion status.

As far as crowd reactions go, I feel like the NEVER Openweight title match was more the main event, but I understand putting the top champions at the top of the card over a firmly midcard title. Everything went as expected with these two factions, but I did not think Evil would retain this singles title. I thought the Six Man belts would stay with House of Torture, and that might still happen, so maybe NJPW is sticking with Evil as Mr. NEVER for right now. I honestly can’t see what would come of Chaos getting the Six Man titles back with Goto, Hashi & Yoh do other than bolstering the resumes.

And then we got another great match out of Okada & Tanahashi VS Naito & Sanada, and Naito was right to get meta in his promo. Anywhere else, all this math would mean the champs retain. Okada VS Naito and Tanahashi VS Sanada could probably go either way since NJPW doesn’t use the same go-home math American promotions do, but I’m still leaning towards both retaining. It seems Sanada still isn’t there as a personality to get a singles title, but I feel like him being the strong, silent type was supposed to be the point.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (2/21/25)

The Final Boss is back!

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IF YA SMELLALALALALALA~…!

As Cody Rhodes teams with Damian Priest & Braun Strowman against Solo Sikoa’s Bloodline, FINALLY, The Rock has come back to SmackDown!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso; Jimmy wins.
  • The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & LA Knight; Miz & Melo win.
  • Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae w/ Nia Jax; Tiff wins.
  • Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez; No Contest.
  • WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly; Pretty Deadly wins, by disqualification, and DIY retain the titles.
  • Six Man Tag: Cody Rhodes, Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa, Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga; changed to…
  • Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga; Priest & Braun win.

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Cody Rhodes talks with Nick Aldis backstage.

They shake hands, but the SmackDown General Manager tells the WWE Champion there’s been a change: Cody’s out of the Six Man Tag match. What? Why would Aldis do that? It is out of Aldis’s hands. Wait, Solo Sikoa shows up to do what he did, but they can’t do the Six Man Tag that they advertised? How is this out of Aldis’s hands? Who do they need to talk to so they can do the match? Aldis says there’s no one either of them can call, if you smell what’s cooking. This is coming from The Final Boss, and The Final Boss wants to see Cody in the ring tonight. What business could The Great One have with The American Nightmare?

 

Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso!

The Scottish Terminator rubbed it in Big Jim’s face that only one of them is going to Elimination Chamber in Toronto, which Big Jim was able to brush off. But McIntyre harping on how only one Uso is going to WrestleMania was a step too far. These two look to have it out, but is Jimmy just playing into McIntyre’s hands? Or will McIntyre get embarrassed by “the other Uso” this close to that big time match?

Speaking of, Jimmy has a message for Drew as he heads to gorilla. “Everybody know you’re going to Elimination Chamber, right? But Big Jimmy got a question for the Big Easy: Will Drew go onto the Elimination Chamber and win that? Will Drew go onto WrestleMania and win that? Ey, Drew, I think we got an answer for you, Uce. The answer is…” “NO YEET!” Jimmy makes his entrance, the bell rings, and the fans rally behind Jimmy. Jimmy and Drew jaw, and then Drew raises his hands, to say UP YOURS! But Jimmy ROCKS and CHOPS away! Drew puts Jimmy in a corner, Jimmy dodges to CHOP!

Jimmy climbs and he rains down fists! The fans count, Drew dumps Jimmy tot eh apron at 5, but Jimmy GAMANGIRIS! Jimmy goes up, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Jimmy hurries to CHOP, then he whips. Drew reverses to send Jimmy to the corner. Jimmy BOOTS back, goes up, and leaps, but into a clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders to a corner, Drew runs up to SPLASH and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders again, the ref has Drew hold on, and Jimmy bails out. Drew storms out to get Jimmy and he whips Jimmy HARD into barrier! The fans boo but Drew looms over Jimmy.

The ring count starts, Drew mockingly calls him “Jey,” then puts Jimmy in the ring. Drew says NO MANIA for Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, ROCKS him, then runs up, only for Jimmy to put him on the apron! Drew blocks a superkick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Drew drops, Jimmy DIVES! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! Jimmy grins, goes back to the apron, and then aims. But Drew stops the Penalty Kick to THROW Jimmy down! Drew then has Jimmy in the Reverse Alabama Lift! REVERSE ALABAMA SLAM onto the steel steps! Drew stands on the desk to say “NO YEET!” while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Drew revels in the heat from New Orleans, then he leaves Jimmy behind. The ref checks Jimmy, he’s able to continue, so a ring count starts. Drew paces while Jimmy stirs. Jimmy drags himself up using the desk, then lunges in at 9! Drew is annoyed but he rains down fists! Drew stomps Jimmy, then eggs him on. Jimmy rises as the fans rally, but Drew is right on him in the corner. Drew winds up, but Jimmy counter punches! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And whips, only for Drew to reverses. Jimmy goes up, but Drew KICKS him out of the air! Drew then hauls Jimmy up, snap suplex! Cover, TWO!

Drew says okay, Big Jim. He clamps onto Jimmy with a top wristlock and grinds the arm. Jimmy fights up, fireman’s carries, but Drew elbows free. Drew bumps Jimmy off buckles, then hauls him up to the top rope! Drew CLUBS Jimmy on the back, climbs up, then CLUBS Jimmy more. Jimmy fires elbows and Drew drops back. But Drew runs up to CLUB Jimmy again! SmackDown returns to single picture as Drew CLUBS away on Jimmy again! Jimmy keeps taunting “Jey,” then drags him up. Jimmy fights the back suplex! The fans rally, Jimmy fires hands and a HEADBUTT! Jimmy SMACKS Drew off the post!

Jimmy rises to USO IN THE WIND! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! A standing count starts while both men stir on the mat. They both stand at 5, and Drew swings! Jimmy counter punches, then fires more shots! Mule kick, UPPERCUT, but then Jimmy dodges Drew! SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Drew is tougher than that, but Jimmy hurries to a corner. Jimmy aims as Drew goes to the other corner, “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs, but Drew FLYING HEADBUTTS! The Glasgow Kiss stuns Jimmy, and Drew hits a SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Jimmy shows his own toughness, and the fans rally behind him.

Drew paces, then he stalks Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, reels him in, but Jimmy fights the underhooks! Jimmy wrenches, UPPERCUTS, but Drew ROCKS Jimmy back! Jimmy UPPERCUTS, Drew HAYMAKERS! Drew whips, Jimmy reverses and Drew ends up on the apron! Drew ROCKS Jimmy first, then climbs the corner! FLYING- SUPERKICK! Jimmy runs to SPEAR! Cover, TWO!! Drew survives, Jimmy’s spear doesn’t hit quite like The Tribal Chief’s. Jimmy goes to the corner, climbs up, and the fans rally up. USO- NO, Jimmy rolls through as Drew moves! Drew dodges a lariat to NECKBREAKER!

Both men are down, the fans rally, and Drew kips up! Drew scowls as he aims at Jimmy. “THREE! TWO! ONE!” CLAY- SUPERKICK!! Jimmy hits first! GLASGOW KISS returns! Drew reels Jimmy in, “This is your WrestleMania! This is as close as you get!” Drew shouts Jimmy is nothing, then ROCKS him with forearm after forearm! GLASGOW KISS! Another Reverse Alabama, but Jimmy victory rolls it! JIMMY WINS!!!

Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall

Drew is furious, but his own ego caught him there! But then Drew CLOBBERS Jimmy! The fans boo Drew being a sore loser, but he puts Jimmy back in the ring! Drew rains down fists, then he DRIBBLES Jimmy off the mat! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Drew says that was Jimmy’s Mania Moment! Drew will win the Chamber, he will go to Mania, and he will win there! Jimmy means NOTHING to Drew! Drew puts Jimmy up against the post, then takes aim! The fans boo, but refs and producers rush out here! They swarm Drew to keep him from going after Jimmy again. Drew says fine, fine, then takes his leave.

Producers help Jimmy to his feet, but then Drew BLASTS through the refs! CLAYMORE for Jimmy!! The Scottish Terminator hits his target, then laughs as he actually leaves. Will McIntyre make this his Road to WrestleMania?

 

A car pulls into the parking lot.

And out steps Solo Sikoa. Solo heads inside, and he finds Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga waiting. Solo tells them that last week with Tama, that was an accident. Jacob says yeah, it’s all good, Uce. But keep it 100: If it wasn’t an accident, Solo wouldn’t be standing here right now. Well, good! Glad to see we’re all on the same page. Solo says he will be in the corner during the match for Jacob & Tama. Uh, no, Solo, no disrespect, but Jacob & Tama have been running things on SmackDown these past couple weeks. So tonight, it’s Jacob & Solo running the play? Yadada mean? Yeah, of course. And that right there, Jacob, is exactly why Solo loves him.

Solo says he’ll be back, he has to talk with Nick Aldis. Solo heads out, but will he really just step right back into place from before he lost the ula fala?

 

Carmelo Hayes is backstage.

R-Truth calls out to Melo, and says for the first time ever, Truth VS Melo! What’s Truth talking about? Duh, they have a match. No, Truth, Melo knows. But they had a match last week. Truth says he has never met Melo in his life, but they have a tag match tonight. What? No, they don’t. Who even made this match? Him. Truth, they are not going through this H1M who’s on first thing again. Melo is H1M. No, him made the match. The Miz!? Miz says he’s H1M. So now there’s two of you? No no no! Melo is H1M, this is The Miz! Yeah, #MeloDon’tMiz! NO! That’s not a thing! Tonight, they are. Who’s Truth’s partner?

Truth says he’s got a guy. A Louisiana legend! In fact, he just got here, so Truth’s gotta go. Laters. Miz says he has been workshopping this, and the fans love it. Think about it: Melo Don’t Miz! Melo Don’t Miz! And we are…! Melo shakes his head. Truth steps in and says Miz just wants Melo to say, “Awesome.” Miz offers a fist bump, Melo says no. Will Melo wish he had missed tonight’s show? Or will Miz actually help H1M get another win?

 

Zelina Vega speaks.

“My whole life, people have taken one look at me, and they try to define me. My size has never stopped me before. It never stopped me from becoming tag team champion. Or my personal favorite, the history-making first-time-ever Queen of the Ring. That’s me. Make no mistake about it, I’ve never had it easy. I had to scratch and claw to get anything around here. But this is a fresh start. Because I have something to prove. And my dreams are a lot bigger than your measuring stick. It ain’t over until Zelina Vega says it’s over.”

 

The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & ???

Miz makes his entrance but Melo kinda steps all over it. So he already missed his cue… But who did Truth find to team with him in the Big Easy? We’ll see, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Truth makes his entrance. “What’s up?” Well, more like who is his partner? He’ll tell us! His tag team partner is a local legend, born and bred right here in New Orleans! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Louisiana Knight! Wait, he means L A Knight! Yes, Louisiana abbreviated is LA, but that’s not… Oh, Truth… Truth gives Knight a Po’ Boy and some Mardi Gras beads, so Knight embraces it. The teams sort out, and Truth calls out him! Does he mean Miz or Melo? Well, Melo says he is H1M, so that’s who starts. The fans cheer on Knight while Truth and Melo tie up. Melo KNEES low, whips, but Truth reverses.

Melo springboards, FADEAWAY JUMPER! Melo makes his free throw, but Truth drop toeholds! Truth headlocks, Melo powers up and out but Truth whips! Melo turns hip toss into lateral press, TWO! Truth has a ghost pin, TWO! Melo trips to cover, ONE! Truth trips to cover, ONE! Melo runs up, Truth does the splits, and then hits a BIG hip toss! The fans fire up, Truth counts, Melo gets up at TWO, but Truth was just goofing. The ref explains to Truth that he is the ref, not Truth! Melo is annoyed, he runs up on Truth, but Truth wrenches him around! Melo pulls hair but Knight tags in. The fans fire up as Knight fires hands!

Knight ROCKS Melo, whips Melo, but Melo reverses! SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Knight drags Melo up to tag Truth back in, and Truth ROCKS Melo! Melo staggers, but he refuses to tag! Truth arm-drags Melo, then grinds the arm. Melo insists he’s got this, then arm-drags free. Truth staggers up, he and Melo bump heads! Truth staggers around more, and he tags Miz?! Truth forgot The Awesome Truth isn’t a thing anymore! Again! Melo BLASTS Truth off the apron, the fans boo, but Miz tags himself in! Melo is annoyed, but Miz goes to fetch Truth while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns again, and Melo has Truth. Truth ROCKS Melo, but Melo holds onto the wristlock! Truth reaches for Knight, Knight reaches for Truth, but Melo holds on. Truth takes a swing, but into an O’Conner Roll! TWO and Melo BLASTS Knight! Truth rolls Melo up, TWO! Melo kicks low, calls his shot, but Truth suplexes for a STUNNER! The fans fire up while both men are down! Truth and Melo crawl, hot tags to Miz and Knight! The fans fire up as Knight rallies on Miz! “YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips, Miz reverses, but Knight lEAPING LARIATS! Knight TOSSES Melo in for good measure!

Knight stomps a mudhole into Melo, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” LARIAT for Miz! KNEE for Melo! Knight scoops and POWERSLAMS Miz! Knight keeps running, JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Knight stays on Miz as he brings Miz up. Knight ROCKS Miz, then ROCKS him again! Knight whips, Miz grabs the ropes. Miz KICKS, then takes a swing, but into a back suplex! Miz lands out, tag to Melo! Miz ELBOWS Knight, but Knight scoops! Miz tilt-o-whirls through, Melo SUPERKICKS Knight down! cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but Melo says he’s got this! Melo waits on Knight, then leaps, but NO 48!

Knight kicks low, but NO B F T! Tag to Truth! Knight ELBOWS Melo, Truth runs in! CENA SHOULDER TACKLES! Then the SPIN OUT BOMB! Truth says it’s time! “YOU CANT SEE ME~!” truth runs for the FIVE KNCUKLE SHUFFLE! Truth then fireman’s carries, but Melo slips free! Melo shoves, Truth dodges, and Truth hits the LIE DETECTOR! Truth then gets Melo in the S T R-TRUTH! But Miz CLOBBERS Truth! Knight ROCKS Miz, then LARIATS him up and out! Knight then goes out to THROW Miz into barriers! The fans fire up again, but NAKAMURA ATTACKS KNIGHT!

The fans boo, but the sinister samurai then POSTS Knight!! Nakamura slithers away while Melo keeps the ref’s attention! Truth sees Knight is down, Melo runs up, but Truth dodges! Miz tags in, full nelson, and a FIRST 48 FINALE COMBO?!? Cover, Miz & Melo win!!

Winners: The Miz & Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall

Well, what do you know? Nakamura aside, Miz and Melo made it work! Okay, they’re both trying to hog the spotlight, but is there a future for Melo Don’t Miz? Will Knight only have more of a reason to take that title off Nakamura now?

 

Charlotte Flair speaks.

“The GOAT… doesn’t have to call themselves The GOAT. Now, I have crafted a legacy that no one, I mean no one, can touch. And I’m back.” The Women’s Royal Rumble Winner chose Tiffany Stratton, but will The Queen take back her throne? Or will WWE always be on #TiffyTime? Speaking of…

 

Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae!

The WWE Women’s Champion may have gotten past Nia Jax, but now she knows Charlotte Flair is waiting for her at WrestleMania, and is going to be teaming with Trish Stratus in Toronto! Will she be in Tiffy Top Shape for that Tiffy Trishy dream match? Or will the Poison Pixie be quite the problem all on her own?

Before the match, Tiff grabs a mic while the fans cheer. Tiffy says, “I know, I know. You know it, you know it, and you know it. Ever since I won this title, everybody’s just been so obsessed with me. And last week, I had Nia Jax beat, until Candice LeRae decided to interfere and help her little meal ticket. And at Elimination Chamber, Trish Stratus and I make sure the Unstoppable Force comes to a definitive end!” The fans cheer that, but Tiff says enough about them. Let’s talk Charlotte Flair. The fans boo that name, but Tiff says Charlotte took her sweet old time, grabbed a chair, grabbed a mic, and she looked down on Tiff.

Charlotte chose Tiff as her WrestleMania opponent. In that moment, Tiff’s dream came true! And as she lied down there and looked up at Charlotte, she realized the rumors are true: No one loves to kick a girl when she’s down quite like Charlotte Flair. So at WrestleMania, Tiff isn’t coming for Charlotte’s legacy; that’s all Charlotte’s. Tiff is coming for the spot Charlotte desires the most: The number one spot as the top girl in the WWE! But here comes Nia & Candice to interrupt. Nia has a mic to tell Tiffy, “I Have to say, this is really cute. Like, it’s really cute that you actually think you were gonna beat me last week.”

Doesn’t Candice think that is cute? Candice says yes, it is so~ cute. And Tiff wouldn’t even be standing there if not for little Trish Stratus~. Exactly! And it’s even cuter that Tiff is out here talking about Charlotte when she wont’ even see WrestleMania! Because after Nia & Candide destroy Tiff at Elimination Chamber, Nia is coming back for her WWE Women’s Championship. Nia & Candice step up to the ring, and Nia says Tiff won’t even see the Grandest Stage of Them All. Tiff tells Nia to just give it up. This title isn’t even hers anymore. And once Tiff beats Candice tonight, Nia won’t have anyone to do her dirty work anymore!

Candice tells Tiffy that while they’re meant have a match right now, she and Nia are feeling impatient. Nia says they should just get rid of Tiff right now! But the ref steps in and says not gonna happen! Tiff VS Candice will, after the break.

SmackDown returns and Candice has Tiffy down with an armlock. Tiff fights up as the fans rally, but Candice wrenches to wristlock. Tiff spins through, goes to ropes, then up the corner to flip and arm-drag! The fans fire up as Tiff rallies on Candice! DROPKICK, and Tiff snarls! Tiff goes to the corner, and Charlotte makes her entrance? The Queen chooses to be fashionably late all so everyone looks at her, including Tiffy. Tiffy handsprings, but Candice dodges! Candice runs up to UPPERCUT, then she snapmares and NECK SNAPPERS! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Candice clamps onto Tiffy with a top wristlock.

The fans “WOO~” as Charlotte now chooses to join commentary. Tiff fights up, has the ROPEBREAK, but Candice CLUBS away on her! Candice backs off, runs up, but Tiff drop toeholds her to ropes! Tiff runs, HIP ATTACKS, and Candice flops back! Cover, TWO! Tiff stays on Candice with a whip, but Candice reverses. Candice CLOBBERS Tiff, covers, TWO! Charlotte corrects Tiffy’s words earlier: Charlotte isn’t the “top girl,” she is THE woman in WWE. Candice HIP DROPS Tiff but the fans rally up. Candice scuffs Tiff, then grinds an arm to drop a knee on the elbow! And another knee drop! Tiff endures and the fans rally up.

Candice keeps on that arm, thrashes it around, but Tiff fights up. Tiff fires body shots, then shoves Candice to Alabama Lift her! Candice sunset flips, Tiff rolls through, TIFFY STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Tiff is frustrated and Candice bails out. Tiff goes to the apron, goes up the corner, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Direct hit on Candice and Nia, and Tiff almost stuck the landing! The fans fire up with Tiff and she goes into the ring. Tiff points to the WrestleMania sign, and then at Charlotte, but SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Tiff waits on Candice, Candice slides in, and Tiff stomps her down! Candice bails out, Nia is there to coach her, but Tiff lets the ring count start. Candice gets on the apron, Tiff kicks her, but Candice RAMS Tiff! Candice CLUBS Tiff, has her in the ropes, and hits a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Candice climbs, aims, and leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Candice is frustrated but this is why Tiff’s a champ. The fans rally, but Candice stomps Tiff! Candice scowls at the fans, stalks Tiff, then brings her up. Tiff fires body shots, then she rolls Candice up! TWO, and Candice CLOBBERS Tiff! Cover, TWO, into a ghost pin! TWO!

Candice escapes to hit a CODE BREAKER! Both women are down, but Candice scowls again as she crawls over to Tiff. Candice rains down fists, Nia tells fans to shut up, and Candice steps on Tiff’s face. Candice huffs ‘n’ puffs, pushes Tiff around, then scuffs her. Tiff rolls Candice up again, TWO! Candice DECKS Tiff! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is stoic on commentary as Candice drags Tiff up and puts her in a corner. Candice fires hands, then backs off. Candice runs up to ROCK Tiff again! Candice then runs, but Tiff dodges! SmackDown returns to single picture, and Tiff rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans fire up, Tiff handsprings, BACK ELBOW!

Tiff then reels Candice in for a SKY HIGH! High stack, TWO! The fans rally for Tiff, Nia coaches Candice, but Charlotte still seems nonplussed. Tiff and Candice rise, and Candice runs up. Candice puts Tiff on the apron, but Tiff ROCKS her! Tiff bumps Candice off buckles, then goes up, but Candice ROCKS her back! Candice climbs up, and she fires hands on Tiff! Tiff fights the suplex! Tiff DECKS Candice, then adjusts position, to SANTON- FLOP! Candice ghost pins, TWO!! Tiff escapes, but Candice hits the step-up SENTON! And then a LIONSAUL FLOP! Tiff hurries to fireman’s carry, ROLLING SENTON! And then PRETTIEST MOON- NO, Nia drags Candice out of the ring!

The fans boo, Nia tells them to shut up, but Tiff is on the apron! Nia swings, Tiff cartwheels over, and then she DROPKICKS Nia! Tiff Alabama Lifts Candice, to ALABAMA SLAM her into barriers! Tiff stares down Charlotte, tells her just wait for Mania, then she puts Candice in the ring. Tiff goes to the corner, PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, Tiff wins!

Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall

Charlotte gives moderate applause, but Nia CLOBBERS Tiff from behind! The fans boo, but Nia just drags Tiff to a corner. Nia goes up, but wait! Trish is here!! The fans fire up for the legend as she rushes into the ring! Trish avoids a haymaker to CHICK KICK! Then THESZ PRESS for Candice! And then a SPINEBUSTER! Trish helps Tiff to her feet, but Nia grabs them both! Trish fires fast hands on Nia! Candice CHOP BLOCKS Trish! Tiff is still dazed, Nia HEADBUTTS her back down! Nia & Candice mug Trish, and then Nia HEADBUTTS Trish! Trish & Tiff are side by side, and Nia drags them into the drop zone! A-NIA-LATOR!!

The fans boo but there’s nothing can be done! Nia grins as she helps Candice away, will these two trash Trish & Tiff in Toronto? Charlotte steps into the ring, stands over Tiff, and points to the WrestleMania sign. Will The Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie unwittingly do the dirty work of The Queen of Flair?

 

Cody talks with Damian Priest backstage.

Priest asks why Cody’s boy, The Rock, is here tonight. Cody says given the time of year, his guess is as good as anyone’s. But tonight will surely be eventful. Cody congratulates Priest on entering the Elimination Chamber. Priest says what’s wild is, last year, they both walked out as champions. What sucks is that this year, only one of them can. Now, Priest is man enough and he respects Cody to say that after Chamber, he’s coming for that title. Cody says he wouldn’t have it any other way. Cody heads out, but what business does The Rock have tonight?

Braun Strowman steps in, and he tells Priest that congrats on winning, and good luck in the Chamber. But let’s be honest, Braun had Jacob dead to rights last week. If not for Solo Sikoa, things would look a lot different next week. Priest chuckles and says take it easy, he’s sounding like Drew with the excuses. But it is what it is, Priest just beat Braun to the punch. But that was last week. Tonight, Solo and Jacob, two of the baddest men in the business. Priest & Braun handling business? Oh, they’re handling business. The only business Braun cares about is getting his hands on those two. Priest says Braun definitely will.

Braun heads out, will the Monster of All Monsters and the Archer of Infamy make sure Solo & Jacob #GetTheseHands? Or will the rogues run roughshod all over SmackDown once again?

 

Backstage interview with Naomi & Bianca Belair.

Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions and brings up last week’s SmackDown, the security footage led us to believe Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez were the ones behind Jade Cargill’s attack. Now, hold on, Saxton. They don’t think, Naomi knows they were. Fair enough. But this Monday, they can get their revenge when they defend the tag titles against Liv & Raquel. How ready are they for this match? Bianca says so ready! They have been waiting for months for an update. Jade has been recovering, she hasn’t been able to call or text, so the GlowEST took matters into their own hands to get revenge.

Bianca & Naomi will handle Liv & Raquel, then move on to Elimination Chamber, where one of them is gonna win to face Rhea at WrestleMania. Not only will you #FeelTheGlowEST on Monday, but Liv feels it tonight! #Let’sGLOW! The champs head out, but will they clear their Road to WrestleMania of any other distractions?

 

Alexa Bliss speaks.

“When I was away, there was a lot of… change that happened in me. But when I look around, I see this place is still the same. The names and faces may be different, but the desperation and insecurity remains the same. You’ll see Toronto when I turn the Elimination Chamber into something of a playground of my own. I know the Chamber. I love the Chamber. I’ve won the Chamber. And for the other five women, it’s gonna be a Hell like they’ve never experienced before. Need I remind you, this is my division, and I am in charge.” Bliss smiles and says, “See you soon.” The film comes off the reel, but will things get twisted in Toronto?

 

Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez!

The Big Easy is all about having fun, and they’re fired up for Naomi’s entrance. But wait! Liv & Raquel don’t wait, they attack Bianca & Naomi while the lights are still down! They mug Naomi, but Bianca drags Liv out of the ring! Then Bianca storms in to fire off on Raquel! The fans fire up, but Liv returns to CHOP BLOCK Bianca! Raquel hauls Bianca up for a TEJANA BOMB!! Naomi runs up, fires more hands, but Liv brings Naomi around. Naomi fires hands on her, but Raquel throws her down! Liv runs up, OBLIVION!

Liv & Raquel stand tall, the refs rush out here, but clearly the singles match isn’t happening. Will we be getting something even meaner and nastier between these four on Monday?

 

The Rock arrives!

His truck pulls into the parking lot, but we’ll see him in the ring, after the break!

 

SmackDown returns and…

Aldis is chewing out Liv & Raquel for the attack. He doesn’t know what they get away with on Raw, but they can’t pull that crap here. Now get the hell out of his building. Liv & Raquel just laugh that off, but then Chelsea Green & Piper Niven walk in. Chelsea says have no fear, Chelsea & Piper are here to sub in for Bianca and Naomi at Elimination Chamber. Aldis sighs, and says they’re not missing the Chamber. What? But Chelsea had an outfit picked out! This is a travesty to not have the greatest Canadian export since maple syrup on a Canadian PLE! Does he know who she is? The first-ever, longest reigning, tallest, shortest, prettiest, richest, tannest, sparkliest, oldest, youngest Women’s US Champion! Piper asks what this is aboot, eh?

Aldis says this is them testing his patience. They need to pack their gear and whatever else they want, because they’ll be in action next week on SmackDown in Toronto. And oh, it’ll be a good one. Wait, they need more details! At least an e-calendar notification? Aldis is leaving Chelsea in the dark on what’s coming, will she absolutely hate it?

 

The Rock heads to the ring!

Wait, what is this New Orleans related remix? The Final Boss steps out on stage, he shows those goosebumps, then continues down the ramp, shaking hands with fans. The Rock hits his signature pose on the corner, but then takes the long way around to pick up a fan’s phone for them before going back into the ring. The fans all cheer for “ROCKY! ROCKY!” and he grabs himself a mic. He waits as the fans continue to chant his name, and then he says, “Ahh, you feel it, don’t you? You feel it. The Rock has got chills up and down his body because you know, on a Friday night, for the Final Boss to get inside his bird and fly all the way here, you know that I’m dropping some ish on you tonight!”

The fans fire up and The Rock smiles. Rock says, “Let’s get this show on the road.” The fans anticipate what’s coming but he says hold on, he’ll do it. “FINALLY! The Rock has come back…” “TO NEW ORLEANS~!” Rock smiles, and he adds, FINALLY, WrestleMania is coming back to New Orleans!! The fans are thunderous to hear that! WrestleMania 30, WrestleMania 34, and now WrestleMania 42!? Yes, next year, 2026, LIVE from the Superdome! One of the greatest cities on Earth in New Orleans, Louisiana! The pyro goes off to commemorate the occasion, and the logo is already on the tron! Rock smiles at that, then he smiles at the WrestleMania 41 Vegas logo.

The fans are losing their minds, as we now know April 11th and 12th, 2026, the Big Easy has the Grandest Stage of Them All. Rock says you damn right holy ish! Oh when the saints go marching in…! Oh how I’d love… Wait, no, this ain’t singalong with The Final Boss! Sit there, shut up, and let The Final Boss sing the song! The fans are torn, but Rock says he sings! Oh how I’d love, to be in that number~! Oh when the saints go marching in~! Okay, that’s good enough. You got him, that was a great duet. The Rock is singing with the largest collection of STD’d trailer trash he has ever seen! The fans can’t believe Rock would do that to them!

Rock says now, dropping this news wasn’t the only gift he was going to drop on us. The Final Boss came here to call somebody out. The Rock will call out a man who he respects, who he admires, and who we all admire. That man is our WWE Champion, the one and only, Cody Rhodes. The fans cheer as The American Nightmare makes his entrance! They sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” and we get Cody’s pyro before he goes to the ring. Cody gets his second “WHOA~ OH~!” and round of pyro, then he steps inside to join The Rock. The fans cheer Cody on, so he holds up the title and the fans cheer even more.

Cody grabs a mic, but Rock says, “That feels good, doesn’t it? I mean, that’s gotta feel amazing, right? They love you, man.” Cody tells NOLA, “I love you, too.” Rock says this is crazy. Pretty much no one knows this, but since after WrestleMania last year, they’ve actually become good friends. No, it’s true, they have. Last time they were together was the Raw Netflix debut. Rock gave Cody his flowers, told Cody he has carried the company like the incredible champion that he is, so thank you, Cody. Rock meant it, and that night, they went to the back, drank tequila for two hours and had a great ol’ time.

They chopped it up, had a blast, but Rock wants to call Cody out here for something important. Here’s the thing… The fans get a bit rowdy as they wait, and Rock says Cody is a great champion. A great WWE Champion. Cody knows that. Again, they’ve become good friends, so over the months, they’ve texted. Even their moms became good friends! Look! Mama Johnson & Mama Rhodes together after WrestleMania 40! It is a pleasure becoming Cody’s friend. But Rock wanted this face to face to tell him a few things. One: Cody has been a great champion, but he needs to understand. Yes, The Rock, The Final Boss, is on the Board of TKO. And TKO owns WWE.

The Rock is the Director of the Board of TKO. Don’t boo that! The Rock’s good friend, Ari Emanuel, who owns everything Endeavor, The Rock joked with Ari, “Can you believe that you own The WWE?” Ari says he doesn’t own the WWE, The Rock does. Rock said no, no, he doesn’t know if he owns the WWE. But The Rock knows he is the most powerful… Cody, you are a great champion. But Rock wants Cody to be something more. Rock wants Cody to be something more than just our champion. Rock wants Cody to be his champion. The fans don’t like where that’s going.

Cody says he did not expect them to become friends, nor their moms to become friends, nor the tequila. Cody didn’t have that on his bingo card. But becoming The Rock’s champion? The Rock of all people should know, Cody is the people’s champion. The fans cheer Cody more, and Rock says yes! Cody is their champion! Of course! The Rock is also The People’s Champion, he loves that about Cody. This is their universe, they were both born into this business. But Rock means something even bigger than just this. Rock knows Cody’s goal is to bring as much joy and happiness to everyone around the world, as many as possible.

The fans cheer, and Rock says that’s Cody. Cody is that guy, and everyone knows it. Cody is on social media, Instagram, millions of followers. Millions, and millions! The Rock has half a BILLION. That’s not a flex. But The Rock is the most followed American man in the world, that’s what he wants for Cody. Rock wants Cody to be even higher. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, he will open doors to possibilities Cody never even imagined. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, every dream he has ever had can come true. Every dream of Brandi’s, of their daughter’s. Think about how Rock brought them to the premiere of Moana 2, in Hawaii.

Thank you, by the way, for making that cross a BILLION dollars, fans, Rock loves you. Rock has met the Rhodes family, they’re amazing. But imagine it: Cody’s daughter’s children, their dreams, long after Rock and Cody are gone, all those dreams can come true. Rock just needs Cody to be his champion. The fans say don’t do it! Rock tells Cody to just think about it, though. Rock is a very lucky man, he has it all. Cody also has it all. They’re very fortunate. They’re Mama’s Boys, they’re Girl Dads, they’re lucky men. Fans say don’t do it, Rock tells them to shut up or he’ll slap the syphilis off their face! Rock is trying to have a moment here, shut your mouths!

The one thing that Rock has never had, that he wants more than anything, is a brother. And that is what Cody can be. Last year, WrestleMania, Rock’s goal was to face his cousin, Roman Reigns, for the title. Cody knows, the fans know. Rock talked with his friend, HHH. He talked with Nick Khan, who is his friend. They are also Cody’s friends. Rock knew it wasn’t in the plans, but they talked about moving Cody aside to make what was best for business: Rock VS Roman, WrestleMania 40! What’d Cody do? Cody pitched a b*tch fit! Cody told The Rock he ain’t doing it, and he stood up to The Rock. And y’know what else? Cody SLAPPED Rock!

No one does that and gets away with it. But that is why Cody is special. That is why Cody should be Rock’s Champion. And that is why Rock will take Cody from where he is to a level so far above. Rock will make sure every dream, every desire, for generations to come, it all comes true. Rock’s dad, Cody’s dad, Soul Man & American Dream, they are looking down right now. They were friends, Cody and Rock are friends, Cody should be Rock’s Champion. He doesn’t need to answer Rock tonight. He can think about it, talk with his wife and daughter, as will The Rock. Then Cody can think about it. Meet Rock in Toronto on March 1st to give him the answer.

Fans still say don’t do it, but Rock says it is okay. Before he leaves, this has been an amazing night, this is a hot crowd, thank you all very much. But before he leaves, Rock wants us to know this: The one thing Rock wants more than anything in this world… is that. Wait, the title? Cody’s title? The fans’ title? This is all this is about? No no no no! Brother… Rock doesn’t want the title. He wants Cody’s soul. The fans duel, “NO! NO! NO!” “SELL YOUR SOUL!” Rock pats Cody on the cheek and says see you in Toronto. The Rock leaves, giving Cody a lot to think about. Rock does give one last glance back at Cody, then smirks.

What will The American Nightmare choose: His integrity? Or his aspirations?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly!

Did Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano got these titles thanks to Kit Wilson & Elton Prince? #YESBOY! Did they survive a couple title defenses thanks to Kit & Elton? #YESBOY! But when Pretty Deadly needed DIY, was DIY there for them? #NOBOY! So now, Kit & Elton are looking to give Ciampa & Gargano their comeuppance! Will we finally get another #SidePlateCheck? Or will Ciampa & Gargano remember for themselves, that if you wanna be champions, you gotta do it yourself?

But as DIY make their entrance, they have mics, and Johnny Wrestling tells NOLA, “Give it up one time for your TWO-TIME WWE Tag Team Champions…! The BTTITW (Best Tag Team In The World), D I Y~!” The fans boo instead. Ciampa says there is no denying that tonight has been electrifying. Gargano says this is a hot crowd. But please, if we could be somber for a second. Guys, this is serious. Two weeks ago, Pretty Deadly embarrassed DIY, and now reluctantly, DIY will return that favor by crushing their hopes and dreams of ever becoming WWE Tag Team Champions. So please, let us all rise to our feet… Yes, you in the LSU jersey, stand up.

Ciampa thanks Wade Barrett, and asks for everyone to remove their hands and bow their heads for a moment of silence for Pretty Deadly, beginning… now. The fans boo instead! And then Pretty Deadly make their entrance! The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who really needed who in this broken relationship!

But then DIY jumps Pretty Deadly! The ref reprimands, DIY whip but Pretty Deadly reverses! DOUBLE DORPKICKS! Then DOUBLE LARIATS send DIY up and out! The disco ball hasn’t even stopped spinning! The fans cheer while DIY throw a fit! They regroup, cool down, and go back to the ring. Gargano distracts Elton, Ciampa CLOBBERS him, and the bell rings. But Elton fires hands on Ciampa! Elton whips, Ciampa reverses and he pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Ciampa throws Elton to the apron and KNEES him down! Tag to Gargano and he aims, SUPERKICK! Elton goes down in a heap, DIY cheers themselves on, and SmackDown goes to break!

SmackDown returns, Gargano tags in, and DIY hits the BACK SUPLEX BOMBO COMBO! Cover, TWO! Elton stays in this but Gargano tags Ciampa back in. Gargano sends Ciampa in, but Elton ELBOWS him away! Gargano runs in, but Elton puts him on the apron! Gargano goes after Kit, but Kit blocks the kick! Kit BOOTS Gargano down, but then Ciampa BOOTS Kit! Elton dodges Ciampa to come back, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Elton and Ciampa are down, sputtering and writhing, and the fans rally up. Elton crawls, Kit rises, hot tags to Kit and Gargano! Kit rallies on DIY with big forearms! Kit whips, Gargano reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS!

Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa in a corner, then LARIATS! Kit runs to LARIAT Gargano! Kit pushes Gargano down, kicks him and hits a TWIST- NO, Gargano slips through to ROCK Kit! Kit yoyos, DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans fire up, Kit tags Elton! They get Gargano up, but Gargano BOOTS Elton! Gargano ELBOWS Kit away, then runs up on Elton! Elton dodges, then gives Kit the boost, DRY MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Gargano survives but Ciampa is in! Elton fireman’s carries Ciampa, but Ciampa slips free! Ciampa whips, Elton reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa! Elton shows off his strength with the GOTCH LIFT PLEX!

Tag to Kit, but IN COME THE PROFITS! Ford SHOVES Kit down, Dawkins mugs him!!

Winners: Pretty Deadly, by disqualification; DIY retain the titles

Not again! Just like they did Motor City Machine Guns, The Profits make sure no one else takes these titles off DIY! URENAGE from Ford to Elton! Dawkins keeps hammering away on Kit, and then Ford POSTS Elton! Dawkins fireman’s carries Kit, to POST him, too! Looking like the All Mighty with that one! Gargano fires forearms in return, but ends up int he POUNCE GERMAN SUPLEX! Then Ciampa runs up into a FLAPJACK! Ford goes up top, then flies in FROM THE HEAVENS!! Direct hit on Ciampa! But wait! MCMG rushes out here, wanting their payback! The Profits brawl with MCMG, but Ford TOSSES Shelley to the apron!

Ford runs up, Shelley goes to kick, but Ford blocks it! Ford LARIATS Shelley down, Dawkins hits Sabin with THE BIG ENDING! The fans are torn as Dawkins whips Sabin, Profits get him for the REVELATION!! And if there’s been any revelation, it is that Ford & Dawkins don’t just want the smoke, they want to burn down the tag division to get it! Will nothing stop them once they’re back in action?

 

Kevin Owens speaks.

“You got what you wanted, huh? You got your match. You couldn’t, uh… You couldn’t just take the punishment that you deserved, that I’d already given you, and let it go. No, you… You wanted me and you to go again. You wanted to fight me, you want to hurt me, you want to end my career, which would hurt my family, by the way. Which is truly despicable. But what about your family, Sami? Huh? Have you thought of them? What about your family, huh?” Kevin reveals he is right outside the Zayn home! Kevin peers inside to watch Sami, his wife, and his son!

Kevin asks Sami via the video if Sami knows what he’s about to put them through, when they have to watch Kevin end Sami’s career. And what happens then, eh? When Sami can’t provide for them, and everything they have, like this nice house, the shelter, the security, the peace they have, when it’s all gone? And why? What for? Because Sami’s too proud? Because Sami’s selfish? Sami IS selfish. Because Sami is making Kevin do this to Sami’s family. Kevin will never forgive Sami for that. He’ll see Sami in Toronto. “But remember… You asked for this. It’s all your fault.” As if Kevin’s delusions aren’t already grand, will he continue to blame everyone else but himself?

 

Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga!

Elimination Chamber is on the horizon, and the Road to WrestleMania makes for strange bedfellows. Priest, Braun and Jacob were fighting each other just last week, but Solo’s return really threw things for a loop. Can Priest & Braun give Solo and the Samoan Werewolf their punishment? Or will everything (not) be fine in Solo’s Bloodline?

SmackDown returns as #OneBigSOB makes his entrance. As Solo, Jacob & Tama head to gorilla, we hear from Solo. “Tonight, we handle business. And it starts with Braun Strowman & Damian-” Jacob interrupts with, “Man, c’mon, DP! C’mon, Braun! I thought we did this! So tonight, we about to even up the score. If you ain’t know, I’m all gas, no brakes with it! See, since we touched the scene, we been dropping bodies like bread crumbs! Yadada mean!? FA-TUUU~! Hit my music!” The rogues enter to Jacob’s theme, is this alone proof he’s the new alpha? Or will the match be the last nail in that coffin?

The teams sort out, but Jacob stares down both Priest and Braun. NOLA seems to acknowledge Jacob, but Solo convinces him to stand down. Solo starts against Priest, the bell rings, and the two tie up. They go around, Priest powers Solo back, but Solo powers Priest back. They break, stare down, and Solo talks some trash. Solo shoves Priest, Priest shoves back. They circle again, tie up, and Priest puts Solo in a corner. The ref counts, Priest lets off at 4, but Solo stomps Priest’s foot! Solo throws hands, then a HEADBUTT! Priest staggers, but then he ROCKS Solo! And ROCKS him! And HEADBUTTS! That was a mistake!

Solo shakes his head to HEADBUTT Priest! Priest goes to a corner, Solo throws haymakers and body shots on repeat! The ref counts, Solo lets off and says see? Solo and Jacob as one! But Priest THROWS Solo to the corner to fire off haymakers of his own! Priest ROCKS Solo, the fans fire up, and Priest whips., Solo reverses to UPPERCUT! Solo talks smack but Priest ROCKS him again! Tag to Braun and the fans fire up! Braun stares Jacob down, tells him to shove it, then runs up to SPLASH Solo! Braun stares Jacob down again, goes back for Solo, and hits another LARIAT! Braun scoops, Solo slips free, but Braun runs up!

Solo ELBOWS Braun away, tags to Jacob, and Jacob runs in, but Braun dodges! Braun CROSSBODIES! Jacob is right up, but Braun BOOTS him right back down! Solo runs in but Braun TOSSES him! Priest hurries after Solo, Braun CLOBBERS Jacob! LEAPING LARIAT for Solo! Braun then gets on the track, STROWMAN EXPRESS SMACKS a chair out of Tama’s hand! The Good Bad Guy thought he was being sneaky! But then Jacob CROSSBODIES Braun into the timekeeper’s aera! The fans go wild as Jacob rises up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Jacob hauls Braun up, drags him around the way, HEADBUTTS him, then brings him over to SMACK off the desk! Braun staggers, but he ROCKS Jacob in return! And THROWS Jacob into steel steps! Braun drags Jacob up, puts him in the ring, but Jacob SUPERKICKS Braun! Braun falls into the corner, Jacob HIP ATTACKS! Jacob’s all geeked up, then he tags in Solo. Solo soaks up some heat while Jacob HIP ATTACKS Braun again! Solo puts Braun on ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Solo stops at 4, but Jacob gets a HEADBUTT in! Braun flounders, Solo taunts him and eggs him on, but Braun CHOPS him!

Solo HEADBUTTS Braun right down! Solo rains down fists, then lets off so he can put Braun on the ropes. Solo CHOKES Braun again, stops as the ref counts 4, and Jacob gets another cheap shot in! Solo tags Jacob in, then he HEADBUTTS Braun again and again! Jacob runs to BODY CHECK Braun! Jacob fires up, Braun flounders to ropes, but Jacob rains down fists! Tag to Solo, he soaks up heat from NOLA, then he stomps away on Braun! The ref counts, Solo lets off, then he keeps Braun from Priest by anchoring a leg. Tag to Jacob and Jacob climbs up, FROG SPLASH! Jacob roars while Braun writhes!

Jacob looms over Braun but he glares at Priest. Priest gets heated, but Jacob fires hands on Braun as SmackDown returns to single picture. Braun stands, but Jacob HEADBUTTS him again! Jacob runs for another BODY CHECK! And then a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Braun stays in this and he goes to a corner. Jacob snarls, tags Solo in, and the fans boo. Solo runs corner to corner to HIP ATTACK Braun! Solo grins as he copies Jacob’s geeking out. Tag back to Jacob and fans cheer! Jacob aims, runs, and HIP ATTACKS! Jacob keeps going, but Braun BOOTS from below!! The fans fire up while both men stagger to their feet.

Braun SPINEBUSTERS Jacob! Both monsters are down, the fans rally up, and they crawl, hot tags to Solo and Priest! Priest fires hands on Solo, then whips. Solo reverses but Priest SHOUDLER TACKLES Solo! Priest runs to BACK ELBOW! Jacob is back, but Priest dodges to WHEEL KICK! Priest then waits on Solo, but Solo catches Priest! Priest elbows free, but Solo SUPERKICKS! But Priest JUMPING ROUNDHOUSES! Solo comes back, Priest ROCKS him first! Solo swings, but into the FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Solo survives but Priest puts him in a corner. Priest whips corner to corner, then runs, only for Solo to put him on th eapron!

Solo takes as swing, Priest dodges and ROUNDHOUSES! Priest then knuckle locks with Solo, goes up top, and he tightrope walks for some OLD SCHOOL! The fans fire up and Priest powers up the arm! Priest runs, but Solo ducks the Comebacker! Priest fights the fireman’s carry to BELL CLAP, ROUNDHOUSE, and then he reels Solo in! But Tama is on the apron! Priest DECKS Tama, but Jacob HOTSHOTS Priest! Solo hits the URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives and Solo is stunned! Solo snarls, looks to his taped-up thumb, then he drags Priest up. The fans boo but Solo taunts the fans now. SAMOAN- NO! Priest grabs Solo!

But Jacob runs in! Priest ROCKS Jacob, ELBOWS Solo, then he dodges, so Jacob’s SUPERKICK hits Solo! An accident just like last week’s shot to Tama, but Jacob doesn’t seem as upset by it. Priest TOSSES Jacob, then CLOBBERS Solo! STROWMAN EXPRESS CLOBBERS Jacob & Tama!! Priest brings down the straps, the fans are thunderous, and Priest grabs Solo by the neck! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest & Braun win!

Winners: Damian Priest & Braun Strowman, by pinfall

Just as Solo thought it’d be like before, he and Jacob were not on the same page! Priest is rolling towards Elimination Chamber, will this be just what he needs to go back to WrestleMania?


My Thoughts:

A great SmackDown here, but with some interesting moves after the sudden change in plans with The Rock showing up. Naomi and Bianca had a good promo to hype up what was meant to be a full match of Naomi VS Liv, but word had already come out before the show that things were being cut for time. But at the very least, they did the right thing of making it a brawl that adds heat to the tag title match on Monday. Also, hilarious how Chelsea & Piper thought the beatdown on Bianca & Naomi was so bad that they would need to be pulled from the Chamber. I also can’t wait to see what happens on Toronto SmackDown.

As for The Rock, I do appreciate he used his authority to kayfabe change more things, all so he could have his promo with Cody. I also appreciate Rock blending his different roles and even different sides, both Heel and Face, to A) bring the news of WM42 being in NOLA, and B) recreate the Corporate Champion/People’s Champion story from the Attitude Era. That was some wild stuff he was saying to Cody. I’m sure quite a few people will try and talk with Cody next week in the go-home. Heels will say do it because they’d love to have what Rock can give, Faces will say not because Cody’s better than that. But naturally, Cody is not going to become The Rock’s Champion, causing Rock to turn on him and really up things going into WrestleMania 41 and perhaps even beyond.

Good stuff in the Elimination Chamber related stories. Jimmy VS McIntyre was great stuff to open, and how fitting that McIntyre loses to Jimmy after talking all that trash about Jimmy and Jey being the same. Jey got McIntyre with something quick, Jimmy got McIntyre with something quick, McIntyre’s ego is obviously his weakness. And at the same time, McIntyre of course destroys Jimmy after because that’s his other personality trait. Priest had good promos with Cody and Braun, and we got great stuff from Solo’s Bloodline. Naturally, we got a miscommunication spot to help finish, we’re really close to Solo VS Jacob, I can feel it. Priest & Braun get the win, mostly because Priest isn’t winning in the Chamber when you’ve got Punk and Cena in there.

Very good stuff with Tiffy Time, from the promos leading into the match to Charlotte being ringside just to watch. Nia & Candice of course get the better of Tiff & Trish, because Tiff & Trish are definitely winning the tag match in Toronto. Charlotte just seems to enjoy trolling Tiff with her presence, so Charlotte probably shows up in Toronto to then confront Tiff after the match. I expect the seven weeks after Elimination Chamber to really heat up, as will Charlotte’s involvement, where she’ll get more active verbally and physically. Also, hell, Rock should go full Corporation and have Charlotte be his Corporate Women’s Champion because of how established she is.

Hilarious stuff from Truth tonight, as always. Truth and Melo having their “who’s on first” again was good stuff, and of course Miz gets in on this story, too. Truth & Knight VS “Melo Don’t Miz” was really fun, but yeah, should’ve figured Nakamura would get involved, too. Melo & Miz making it work could also be really fun, and while Knight VS Nakamura is a rehash, I really hope they find a way to up things. It feels like we’re getting the same with the tag titles as Profits “ruined” that great tag match from DIY and Pretty Deadly, then brawled with MCMG to still come out on top. Last year had a ladder tag title match, so why not do one for these titles this year?

Speaking of escalating, Kevin filming a promo outside Sami’s house was some really well done stuff, as expected of someone as good as Kevin and in such a story as him and Sami. Their match should main event, it needs time to breathe, as it could be just as, if not more violent, than the Chamber matches. What a powerful closing moment we could have if it’s a bloody Kevin and Sami, and one of them is standing over the other, triumphant yet mournful because it was their best friend in the world that they just brutalized.

My Score: 8.9/10

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Andrew’s TNA LIVE! iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 2.20.2025

So the first live episode got fairly positive praise from everyone; will this continue the trend?

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Filming at Full Sail seems to have set the stage nicely this week! Going into a Live episode we got Moose and The Hardy Boyz on NXT, as well as Jordynne Grace’s involvement with Steph and Giulia giving a little shine to TNA happenings since she’s newly WWE.

This episode should be interesting, we finally see Lei Ying Lee (fka Xia Li) back in action, Rascalz take on Tyson and Tyriek, Tessa should be seeing some action as well…so generally interesting happenings for the second Live iMPACT! of 2025. Let’s see how this one goes down!

Ratings:

  • Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin: Rascalz win via Meteora/Swanton Combo – ***
  • Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary: Lei wins via Thunderstruck – **
  • NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC: Dango wins via The System help – ** 3/4
  • Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore: Masha wins via Requiem – N/A
  • Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons: Elijah wins via Tombstone Piledriver – *** 1/4

Results:

Oh yeah, and another Hendry concert is…cut off by a commercial, LOLTNA. First Hendry is cut off by AXSTV’s new Anime Hour bumper, and now Primo and Epico are showing up in TNA. I definitely didn’t have this on my BINGO card. The crowd starts chanting “Where’s Carlito”, which they do acknowledge and play off of well. Oh they’re using their shoot names of Orlando and Eddie now…but before they attack the lights go out and we get another guitar strum! ELIAH/ELIAS/EZEKIEL/EBENERZER/EMERY/EL VAGABUNDO – shows up to back up Hendry. Okay I can apologize away the redundant concert since it played into an Elijah debut. The crowd is immediately popping and chanting “This is Awesome” 10 minutes into the show. 

Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin

Treehouse bros take it to the bigger men quickly, a few fast dives, a little MCMG style tandem strikes, Tyson fires and tries to take them out but they Low Bridge him. Tyriek comes in and they try similar things but Tyriek manhandles them both and throws them out of the ring, Trey is the first one back up and Tyriek and Tyson take his damn head off with his Corkscrew Running Euro Upper. Trey finally manages to flip out of the manhandle, tags in Wentz and Wentz goes for the hot and spicy cleaning house spot. Corner to Corner Knee Lifts for both big men, a Rolling Snapmare, into a Superkick for Tyson and Standing Shoot Star on Tyriek but only for two because Wes feints like he’s going to interfere.

Tyson and Tyriek pull off a tandem Assisted Backdrop Driver, but Wentz breaks it up, Tyson gets knocked out, Wentz hits the Tornillo, Wes tries to interfere again after Trey gets perched on the corner buckle but Ace runs around and trips Wes at the last second causing him to faceplant on the apron, Trey hits the Meteora, Wentz hits a Swanton from the other side of the ring and Trey gets the pinfall victory.

It was fast paced, all gas no brakes, but it didn’t overstay its welcome, so it was pretty fun all things considered.

After the match Wes grabs a mic, complains a little but challenges them to a 6 man match as Sacrifice. So we’re THAT’S where we’re getting the expected 3v3. 

Fir$t Cla$$ comes out with an entourage of hot chicks and probably influencers or something. The “First Class Penthouse” , Gabby AF, Mafiosa Valentina, and Carolina are apparently known in their own way. Gabby I know was the awful one who did something for Impact a last year and sucked, but she’s part of the Busted Open Network I believe so that’s why she’s around. Two of them look like Noelle Foley and Frank the Clown…oh they actually are. Look at that. I do love KC Navarro as the Hype Man, they have this whole set up of AJ being mad that they haven’t gotten more Tag Title shots, so TNA placated him with his own Piper’s Pit and he’s *pregnant pause* totally happy with that. He says he loved Piper and hated Hogan before it was cool.

This is actually quality content and AJ is cutting a nice promo in this segment. They introduce their first guest, the greatest performer in TNA history, many whole say he’s Phenomenal with a whole lot of style….it’s A-J-Francis. 

Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary

Things were slow until Rosemary took her into a corner quickly, hit the Upside Down, and we get a lot of Lei trying to avoid Rosemary’s offense. Rosemary goes for a Spear in the corner and Lei forward rolls, starts connecting with a bunch of right hands, backs Rosemary into the corner, goes for 10 Count Punches, pulls her out, Airplane Spin TKO for only a two count. Rosemary tries As Above So Below, Lei shrugs it off, Rosemary tries to go after Lei anyway and eats Thunderstruck! Lei Ying Lee wins!

After the match Rosemary catches Lei on the ramp and hits the Green mist in the eyes. Match was far too short and so many of Lei’s set up moves look better than her finish. We’ve seen Kofi Kingston do it for years so it’s not bad, just the current Knockouts Division are awful and don’t take the move well. 

Eric Young and the jabronis come out, EY cuts a very basic power crazed psycho kind of promo, gets the “What” chants from the crowds. EY is trying to recruit Maclin even though Maclin made his line in the sand last week. EY tries to spin it as maybe he took out Josh FOR Maclin instead of in spite of his trust. This really doesn’t seem interesting at all, but that’s probably because I hate the two Jabronis EY is with. 

NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC

I really don’t have any interest in Slater. He’s got no personality beyond “flippy guy with a British accent”. 

Dango immediately powders, grabs a chair and goes to swing on him but misses. So Leon is making JDC look dumb by dodging the post chop, using the chair to shield himself from a punch by JDC, and then clapping Dango’s fingers between the chair. So typical System match, look inept for the first few minutes, then take advantage of something to take over. Oh look, Leon takes too long setting up the table, Dango gets in a few pot shots, tries to whip him into the table but Leon leaps over it, and then leaps back over to clobber Dango. Dango is still trying to recover so Leon hits his over the corner post con hilo, and the crowd appreciates it but I’m not interested. Leon panders to the crowd after the big spot and then eats an X-Plex into the chair from Dango.

JDC throws Leon back in, goes for a pinfall that’s only a two and we cut to a commercial. Coming out of the commercial JDC is in control with a Kendo Stick until he isn’t, Leon counters and takes the keno stick, brutalizes Dango a few times then comes off the ropes with the kendo shot for 2. Leon goes for another table, and again, at least the crowd is receptive to this match. Leon sets it up, looks for something off the apron but Dango stops him first until he eats a dropkick to fall onto the table, Leon hits the Swanton 450 through the table on the outside. Does it look cool? Sure. Do I care about dumbass moves? Nope.

Oh thankfully the rest of The System comes out to stop the pinfall, Shield Bomb Leon through the first table, and roll him back in for Dango to win.

The Hardy Boyz come out to try and make the save, but the numbers are against them, so Oba Femi’s music hits! Oba cleans house but doesn’t get his hands on Moose, so they’re at least building the eventual clash between Moose and Oba. 

The crowd starts a “Tessa, we comin for you” chant before she even starts talking. Tessa is actually playing off the crowd well, Santino’s music hits and Tessa thinks he’ll help her out with the crowd and Santino calls bullshit basically. Santino says if Tessa doesn’t wrestle next week, she’s fired and Masha’s music hits. Masha decides to step in for Tessa’s enhancement talent match. 

Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore

Jobber tries to attack Masha early but Masha stops her, rocks her and Requiem ends the match.

Masha stares down Tessa, and then Cora Jade attacks from behind and hits Jaded. 

Ryan Nemeth comes out to his Abyss music remix. What will Mokuba say today? “MYYYY BIIIGG BBRROOOOTTHHHEEEEER” he repeats at least 4 times and it’s hilariously cringe. He announces that Nic will return at Sacrifice, he literally just came out to give a PSA. 

Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons

Hendry starts with Eddie, after a brief tie up it seems like Hendry reads the room and points at Elijah and the crowd wants him in. So Joe tags in Elijah, a little back and forth, Shoulder Tackle from Elijah, Rope Walk with Elijah lays out Eddie and a tag to Joe allows for a quick tandem knockdown, but Eddie powders as the Walking and Talking Duo hold the ring going into the final commercial break.

We come back and Hendry is bouncing Orlando off the ropes as he return a strike, but Orlando is obviously losing, eats a Euro Upper, and then gets walked around in the Stalling Suplex for posterity. Eddie tries a sneak attack but gets caught and Sack of Shit, into Kip Up, turn and then Orlando with the ambush! A few quick short cuts and an Irish Whip/Dropkick combo gives the Colons a near fall. Hendry does get locomotion variation cradles, but eats a Dropkick to stop the attempt at momentum. Orlando stays on Joe, but Joe finally starts to fire up as the crowd starts to get behind him. Euro Uppers make some space, but a Snapmare says no.

Eddie gets tagged in and a quick Leg Sweep into a Front Chancery keeps Eddie in control. As Joe tries to get back up, Eddie turns it into a Guillotine, but finally the Suplex counter connects for Hendry! Simultaneous tags! Elijah bulls over Orlando, catches a Leap Frogging Orlando with the Manhattan Drop as Orlando retreats to a corner, Stinger Splash into Spinebuster for two.  Elijah tries to keep up the attacks but Orlando finds a few ways to make space, launches himself from the middle rope and eats the Jumping Knee! Eddie breaks up the pinfall, Hendry takes Eddie out and Elijah hits the Tombstone Piledriver for the win!

Overall Score: 6/10

Well there were more live hiccups than the first episode, and this felt both more epic and less epic at the same time. Elijah and the Colons debuting was a nice way to kick things off, Oba Femi showing up for the save was fantastic. There were a few decent matches, but also a lot of really short and rushed matches. Tessa played off the crowd well, but Masha really is useless on the mic. Lei Ying Lee needs to framed stronger, her matches have done nothing to show off her ability. It just proves that the Knockouts don’t know how to sell a kick to the head because they all take it in the shoulder and fall in corny ways.

Viva La Sam could be something fun if the next 3 weeks are just hand cam footage of him being like “I’m Sami Callihan and I’m gonna kick Mance Warner’s ass”, Elegance Clique getting the rematch with a stipulation is nice to see and while I like Fir$t Cla$$, that segment went a little long for a cornball swerve payoff. It’s one thing to placate the Influencer squad especially when we’ve seen Logan Paul and Ishowspeed do so well in WWE…but these are like Z Tier Influencers that no one cares about. These kind of dorks stream on Kick because they aren’t relevant enough for Twitch, not because they chose Kick over it.

So yeah, the low lights were pretty low, and the highs were a little fleeting, but at least they were pretty fun. Not a bad show, just clunky with noticeable issues and Masha shouldn’t be allowed to speak English anymore. She’s such a charisma vacuum when she’s not rambling in Russian.

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