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Mitchell’s NJPW New Years Golden Series Results & Report! (2/20/22)
The series ends with this!

Will NJPW truly be tranquilo?
Tetsuya Naito has struck out Kazuchika Okada all over the New Years Golden Series, but will he fail to get NJPW’s top prize off the Rainmaker?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Tiger Mask, Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS Bullet Club; Bullet Club wins.
- Tomohiro Ishii & Ryohei Oiwa VS Taichi & DOUKI; Taichi & Douki win.
- Ryusuke Taguchi & Master Wato VS El Desperado & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Taguchi & Wato win.
- Satoshi Kojima VS Great-O-Khan; Khan wins.
- 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Hiroshi Tanahashi, Yuji Nagata & Great Bash Heels; LIJ wins.
- KOPW 2022 Championship Dog Cage Match: Minoru Suzuki VS Toru Yano; Yano wins and is the new (provisional) Mr. KOPW 2022.
- NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: House of Torture VS Chaos; House of Torture wins and retains the titles.
- IWGP World Heavyweight Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tetsuya Naito; Okada wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
KOPW 2022 Championship Dog Cage Match: Minoru Suzuki VS Toru Yano!
The Meanest Man in the World and the Producer have tried to lock the other up all through this New Years Golden Series, and that’s the way to win this match! You put your opponent in the cage and you’re the top dog! Will Suzuki show Yano is all bark and no bite? Or will Yano bare his fangs and take this trophy home?
Yano makes his entrance, and he reveals he has Tomu-kun, PR mascot of Noboribetsu, Hokkaido, on his side! Yano even gets a “HO-KAI-DO!” clap going. And though this isn’t a handcuff match like he wanted, Suzuki still brings cuffs, and even a leash! The ref checks, and it turns out Yano has quite a few hidden cuff keys. Is that all of them? Yano defends that those three are. The introductions are made, the trophy is raised, and we see which dog has its day.
Fans rally up as Suzuki puts aside his leash and cuffs for the time being. Suzuki and Yano circle, feel out the grapple, and Yano shoots in. Suzuki blocks, gets around, but Yano slips out. They go back and forth with waistlocks on the mat until Suzuki gets the ropebreak. Yano lets off cleanly, and the two reset. They feel things out again, Yano gets a takedown! Suzuki turns it around but Yano uses a leg guard, only for Suzuki to make it a heel hook! Yano gets the ropebreak, and now Suzuki lets off clean. Fans cheer the technical exchange as Yano gets up. Yano and Suzuki talk trash on each other, and then Yano throws a forearm!
Fans rally up as the forearms go back and forth, faster and faster! Yano gets the edge but Suzuki laughs it off before he DECKS Yano. Suzuki taunts Yano then drags him up by his ears. Yano breaks free and SLAPS Suzuki over and over on the back! “BAKA ERO!” But Suzuki just stands up with a stone cold look on his face. Suzuki fires off slapping palm strikes! Suzuki SLAPS Yano down, then stomps him out of the ring! Suzuki whips Yano into railing! Yano slumps down but Suzuki brings him up to whip into more railing! And then Suzuki wrenches an arm, hammerlocks it, and brings Yano to the cage!
They go past the cage, and Suzuki throws knees and DECKS Yano. Suzuki goes back to the cage, and he starts pushing it? Fans rally up as he builds up speed, and RAMS Yano with the cage! Yano tumbles further along the ramp, and Suzuki brings the cage back to where it was. Suzuki opens the door and he goes to fetch Yano. Suzuki drags Yano up, ROCKS him with a right, kicks him, then ROCKS him again. They go to the cage, and Suzuki puts Yano in! But then Suzuki gets in with him?! Suzuki rains down forearms then fists. But Yano hits back! They’re brawling inside the cage! Suzuki DECKS Yano again!
Suzuki gets out, slams the door closed, but Yano pushes it open! Suzuki couldn’t fasten the lock and Yano is free! Suzuki kicks Yano, whips, but Yano reverses and Suzuki hits railing hard! Yano gets back in the ring and catches his breath while Suzuki drags himself up. Fans fire up with Yano as he unties a buckle pad! Yano kicks the pad away but Suzuki kicks Yano. Suzuki whips, Yano reverses, but Suzuki stops himself from hitting bare buckles! Yano complains and runs in, but Suzuki moves! Yano hits buckles, then Suzuki BOOTS him! Suzuki snapmares and PENALTY KICKS Yano down! Fans fire up, and Suzuki gets cuffs!
Suzuki cuffs one of Yano’s hands, but Yano LOW BLOWS! Yano hurries to get a pair of cuffs, and he cuffs one of Suzuki’s hands! Yano stomps Suzuki, and then he cuffs Suzuki’s hands together! Fans fire up and Yano stomps Suzuki more! Yano drags Suzuki up by his hands but Suzuki HEADBUTTS Yano! Suzuki stomps Yano, and then finishes cuffing Yano’s hands! Now both men are restrained! Suzuki’s getting his handcuff match after all! Yano is mad as he and Suzuki circle. Fans rally up and Suzuki DOUBLE CHOPS! Yano DOUBLE CHOPS back! Suzuki DOUBLE CHOPS again, so Yano DOUBLE CHOPS!
It’s a DOUBLE CHOP fight! The fans rally harder and harder, but then Suzuki grabs Yano’s hair to HEADBUTT! Yano rakes the eyes! Yano runs, Suzuki gets around, and Suzuki kicks out a leg to bring Yano to his knees! SLEEPER HOLD! The cuffs are in fact helping now! Fans rally, but Yano reveals he had another set of keys after all! Suzuki stomps Yano and snatches the keys! Suzuki sets himself free and fans fire up again as he goes back to stomping. Suzuki taunts Yano with the keys, plays a little keep-away, and then TOSSES them! Suzuki stomps Yano more and more! Suzuki gets the dog leash! And LASHES Yano with the strap!
Suzuki laughs as he LASHES Yano again! And again! Suzuki drags Yano up, and wraps the strap around Yano’s neck! Suzuki chokes Yano with the strap, then throws Yano over the top rope! Suzuki’s practically hanging Yano!! The fans rally up, “Y T R! Y T R!” and Suzuki lets off as Yano fades. Suzuki then undoes the collar and puts it around Yano’s neck. Then he LASHES Yano with the strap, and stomps him down on the floor. Suzuki even SMACKS Yano with the buckle pad from earlier. Suzuki drags Yano around the way like a bad dog, and chokes him against the railing! Yano is turning purple!
Suzuki gets the bell hammer from the timekeeper and digs it into Yano’s face! Suzuki lets off, drags Yano along again, and they of course return to the dog cage. Suzuki puts Yano inside, but Yano resists as much as he can. Yano keeps his feet out, and somehow he cuffs Suzuki’s hand again! Suzuki struggles, Yano YANKS him inside! Yano gets out of the cage! Suzuki tries, but his cuff is linked to the strap and the strap is linked to the cage!! Yano’s like a magician! Yano throws a Young Lion onto Suzuki! Yano makes sure they’re both in, then he closes the door and LOCKS it! Yano wins!!
Winner: Toru Yano (NEW Provisional Mr. KOPW 2022)
Just call him the Great Yanodini! That was an escape artist level trick and no one can figure it out! Suzuki is pissed either way, but Yano has the trophy! Yano already made has two years under his belt, will he make it a threepeat?
NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Championships: House of Torture VS Chaos!
Evil and Yujiro Takahashi could not take the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Championships from Hirooki Goto & Yoshi-Hashi, and now they and Sho must defend these trios titles from Goto, Hashi and Yoh! Is the House of Torture going to look more like a house of cards? Or will Darkness Fall on the Fierce Warrior, Head Hunter and Direct Drive?
The introductions are barely even made before Evil leads the House of Torture on attacking Chaos! The bell rings to get this on record as Evil throws Goto out, Sho throws Yoh, and Yujiro keeps Hashi in the ring. Yujiro headlocks, punches and CLUBS Hashi down, then stomps him. Yoh sends Sho into railing while Goto POSTS Evil! Yujiro drags Hashi up and knees him low then CHOPS and CHOPS, and whips. Hashi reverses the whip, Goto and Hashi run Yujiro over! They combine, hip toss senton! Yoh then runs in, he does a hip toss senton! Evil gets in but Hashi kicks him and Goto arm-drags him down!
Goto sets up and Yoh leap frogs him to stomp Evil! Goto then sits Evil up to KICK him in the back! Hashi adds a basement SUPERKICK, then Yoh adds a basement dropkick! Sho gets in but Yoh kicks him first. Chaos hammers Sho out of the ring! Chaos then chases after Dick Togo! They get him in the ring, but he bails right out. Only for Ishii to get him! Chaos surrounds Dick and hammers him down! Evil cries for Dick! Hashi gets back in the ring, goes back to Yujiro, but Yujiro powers Hashi to the blue corner, and surprise! Sho moves the pad away and Hashi hits bare buckles! The Bullet Club Special returns!
Evil attacks Yoh, Sho joins in and SMACKS Yoh with a crossbar strap! Yujiro drags Hashi up to throw him out. Yujiro and Dick have chairs and they choke Hashi! The ref is too busy with Evil choking Goto with his staff and Sho smothering Yoh with the crossbar strap! Yujiro gets back in the ring, Evil stands on Hashi’s head while taunting him. Evil drags Hashi up, puts him in the ring for Yujiro, and Yujiro throws down fists! The ref reprimands because of closed fists, so Yujiro stops. Yujiro drags Hashi up, hooks him up, leg sweep FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Yujiro drags Hashi over to tag in Evil.
The House of Torture mugs Hashi, then Evil wrenches an arm. Evil brings Hashi around to wrench more and more, then whip him into the bare buckles! Hashi goes down and writhes, Evil drags him from ropes to cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Evil tags Sho. Sho has the crossbar strap and he SMACKS Hashi with it! Sho then digs his boots in at the ropes, but lets off as the ref counts 4. Fans rally up but Sho kicks at Hashi. Hashi gets up, Sho gives more kicks, but Hashi CHOPS! Sho rakes Hashi’s eyes! The ref reprimands and stops Sho, but Sho tags Evil. Evil throws Hashi out, then gets in Chaos’ face. This is so Dick can JAM a chair into Hashi!
Sho gets Hashi back in, Evil covers, Goto breaks it! Evil tells Goto to get out of the ring, but fans rally up for Hashi. Evil drags Hashi up, but Hashi ROCKS him with a forearm! And another! And another! Evil rakes the eyes again! Evil kicks low, brings Hashi around, and suplexes, only for Hashi to fight it off! They fight for control, fans rally up, but Hashi suplexes Evil up and over! Fans fire up while both men are down! Hashi crawls, hot tag to Goto! Goto runs but Evil dodges to kick and whip! Goto stops from hitting buckles, he DECKS Yujiro and Sho, then sends Evil into buckles! BIG back suplex and the fans fire up!
Goto waits for Evil to stand, and he KICKS him to a corner! Goto whips corner to corner then MURAMASA! To BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Goto drags Evil up, fireman’s carries but Evil pulls hair to get free. Goto ROCKS Evil then runs, into Sho’s cheap shot! Sho holds Goto, Evil runs in, but Goto gets away! Evil stops short of hitting Sho, Goto runs back in but both Evil and Sho get clear so Dick can trip Goto! Dick plays innocent while Evil tags Sho. Sho stomps Goto, drags him up and wrenches to a wristlock. Sho knuckle locks to bend the fingers, and then he brings Goto down. Goto blocks the first kick!
Goto stands up but Sho rakes the eyes! Sho runs, Goto follows but Sho dodges. Goto dodges the kick to DISCUS LARIAT! Fans fire up while both men are down. Goto hurries, hot tag to Yoh! Yoh rallies on Sho with big forearms! Yoh whips, Sho reverses but Yoh ducks and dodges to FLYING FOREARM! Fans fire up as Yoh also DECKS Evil and Yujiro! Yoh aims at Sho, runs in at the corner, but Sho dodges! Sho rakes eyes again, then runs, only for Yoh to go Matrix! Sho blocks the Superkick but Yoh gets around! Yoh full nelsons, Sho breaks free, but Yoh uses that to GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!
Sho tries to crawl away but Yoh drags Sho up by his waistband. Yoh goes for the full nelson but Sho grabs an arm for an ELBOW BREAKER! Sho KICKS a leg, but then Yoh blocks for a DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up as Yoh rolls into the STARGAZER CALF KILLER! Hashi intercepts Yujiro and Goto intercepts Evil, BUTTERFLY LOCK and a SLEEPER HOLD! TRIPLE submissions! And Ishii keeps Dick from slipping in! Evil is tapping but too bad he’s not legal! Yoh pulls Sho back more, Sho gets the ROPEBREAK! The House of Torture is saved, but Goto and Hashi stomp Evil and Yujiro outta the ring.
Fans rally, Sho gets to a corner, and Yoh runs in. Back elbow and then Yoh puts Sho up top! Yoh climbs but Sho slips under! Sho brings Yoh up but Yoh fights free of the bomb! Sho LARIATS, but Yoh basement dropkicks! Yoh runs, but Sho uses the ref as a shield! Then JUMP KNEE to SNAP GERMAN! Sho hurries to get Yoh back up, reels him in, but YOH suplexes for a FALCON ARROW! Both men are down and fans rally up! Yoh and Sho crawl, hot tags to Hashi and Yujiro! Hashi rallies on Yujiro, whips him but Yujiro reverses. Hashi hits buckles but comes back to CHOP Yujiro! And then mule kick to turn, NECK-
NO! Yujiro elbows free of the neckbreaker, but Hashi dodges the clothesline to come back and BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up and Hashi dares Yujiro to get back up. Hashi then throws a strike fest, and runs, but Evil swipes him! Yujiro gets Hashi for a dragon sleeper, but Hashi spins around, only for Yujiro to BITE his hand! Hashi CLUBS Yujiro, but Yujiro blocks the kick to throw Hashi down, sliding dropkick! Evil gets in to DECK Goto, and then Sho gets in. The House of Torture gets Hashi up to double whip him to a corner. Sho runs in to forearm smash! Yujiro runs in to BOOT! Evil runs in to clothesline! Feed to Yujiro’s FISHERMAN BUSTER!
Evil shouts at the ref while he and Sho play defense. Yujiro covers, TWO!! Hashi survives, Goto and Yoh drag Evil and Sho out to RAM them into railing! Ishii stops Dick, but Yujiro gets the pimp cane! The ref sees that and stops Yujiro! Goto gets in to kick Yujiro! Fireman’s carry, but Yujiro slips off! HIDDEN GAP! HEAD BUSTER and SUPERKICK! Yoh stops Sho then PLANCHAS him down! Goto-Hashi are clear, they get Yujiro up, SHOUTO!! Cover, Dick drags the ref out!! Ishi CLOBBERS Dick but Sho CLOBBERS Yoh! Evil uses a chair on Hashi! And on Goto! And even on Ishii!
Evil throws the chair away, Dick gets in. They drag Hashi up, set him up, MAGIC KILLER! Evil hurries to fetch the ref as Yujiro crawls over to Hashi. The ref sees the cover, counts, TWO!!! Hashi survives and Evil is furious! Fans rally up but Evil drags Hashi up. Yoh gets in and SUPERKICKS Evil down! Yoh rallies Hashi but Yujiro throws Yoh into a corner. Yujiro drags Hashi up and ROCKS him with a forearm! Yujiro runs, into Goto’s fireman’s carry! Yoh and Hashi both SUPERKICK! DOUBLE FIERCE FLASH!! Fans are thunderous, and now Goto-Hashi get Yujiro back up. Hashi full nelsons, but Yujiro boots Goto away!
Sho drags Goto out and Evil distracts the ref while Yujiro LOW BLOWS Hashi! Sho CLOBBERS Hashi with the wrench!! Yujiro hurries over, he drags Hashi up, BIG JUICE!! Cover, House of Torture wins!
Winners: House of Torture, by pinfall (still NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions)
By hook and by crook, Evil and his boys hold onto these titles! The King of Darkness stays the King of NEVER, will he and the House of Torture ever run out of tricks?
IWGP World Heavyweight Championship: Kazuchika Okada VS Tetsuya Naito!
The Rainmaker has battled the Uncontrollable Charisma in tag matches, trios matches and even 8 Man matches, and he’s zero for all of them! But now, THE top title of NJPW is on the line, and that is where Okada shines. Will Okada finally strike Naito out? Or will this be a home run and a huge title win for the leader of Los Ingobernables de Japon?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and of course Naito takes his time with his entrance gear. Okada is patient, and finally the bell rings. Time to see who is truly the best in NJPW!
Fans already applaud and rally as the two stare down. “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Okada approaches but Naito stays put. Naito starts to circle with Okada, then goes back and forth, forward and back. They tie up, Okada gets around but Naito gets the arm to make the standing switch. Okada drop toeholds and has a waistlock, but Naito moves up. Okada pushes him over and ties up the legs. Naito endures, Okada floats but Naito slips out to have a hammerlock. Okada reaches out with a leg and gets the ropebreak. Red Shoes calls it and Naito lets off with a pat on Okada’s back. Fans cheer while Okada bails out.
Okada takes his time returning, feels out the grapple with Naito, and they knuckle lock. Naito wrenches through to have a top wristlock, and he works to wrangle Okada to the mat. Okada keeps his shoulders up, moves around and gets up, but Naito wrenches to another hammerlock. Okada reaches back to headlock, then gets his arm free. Naito pries free, gets a headlock and takeover, but Okada headscissors. Naito kips free, Okada headlocks to the takeover but Naito headscissors. Okada kips free, Naito goes tranquilo, but Okada basement dropkicks him! Fans cheer, Naito checks his face and Okada brings him up.
Okada ROCKS Naito with a forearm, then CLUBS him with an elbow. Naito leans against ropes, Okada brings him out and turns him, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans applaud and Okada wraps on a chinlock. Naito endures, pries at the hold, but Okada cranks and pulls Naito back. Naito kicks forward and gets a ropebreak. Fans applaud as Okada lets off cleanly. Naito bails out, Okada pursues and CLUBS Naito on the back. Okada puts Naito in, kicks and scoops him to SLAM, then Okada goes to the apron. Slingshot, but Naito avoids the senton and Okada rolls through. Things speed up, Naito arm-drags and basement dropkicks Okada down!
Okada grits his teeth and clutches his knee while fans cheer. Okada bails out, Naito goes out the side and fans clap, “NA-I-TO!” “O-KA-DA!” Naito runs in around the way, but Okada avoids the dropkick! But Naito atomic drops, turns Okada and NECKBREAKER to the floor! Both men are down but fans rally up. Naito gets up while Red Shoes checks Okada. Okada’s okay to continue and Naito gets in the ring. Red Shoes starts the ring count while fans continue to clap, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Okada is up at 11 of 20 and in at 13. Naito stomps Okada at the ropes, focuses on the knee, but then stomps Okada’s back.
Naito brings Okada up for a cravat neck wrench. Okada endures, moves around and gets to the ropes. Red Shoes calls for the ropebreak, so Naito lets off, to kick the bad leg! Okada falls down, but Naito brings him back up. Naito CLUBS away on Okada, and CLUBS him all the way down. Naito brings Okada up, dragon sleeper for BACKBREAKER, into the LEG HOOK NELSON! Okada endures while Naito tranquilos. Fans rally, Okada works to move around, but Naito thrashes the hold. Okada keeps reaching out, but Naito pushes the hold as hard as he can! Naito then drags Okada back!
Okada kicks, but he’s starting to fade! Naito lets him go to cover, TWO! Fans cheer but Naito keeps focus. Naito drags Okada up but Okada ROCKS him with a forearm! Naito grins and eggs Okada on, so Okada ROCKS him again! And again! Naito winds up, but he dropkicks Okada’s leg! Fans cheer the faint, Naito runs in at the corner, but Okada pops him up to an Alabama! Naito fights that off, ROCKS Okada with forearms, then whips Okada to a corner. JUMP KICK and leg sweep, swinging- Alabama catch, REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Okada gets Naito on that one but both men are down as the fans cheer again.
Fans rally, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Naito and Okada slowly sit up, but Okada stands and throws forearms. Okada whips, Naito reverses but Okada CLOBBERS Naito with a back elbow! Okada drags Naito up, whips him to a corner, then runs in but into boots! Naito runs in, but into the FLAPJACK! And a big one! Cover, TWO! Okada keeps cool and fans rally again. Okada goes to the apron, drags Naito up, kicks him and APRON DDT’s! Naito gets spiked and then flops down! Okada drags Naito out along the apron, DRAPING DDT to the floor! Red Shoes checks on Naito while Okada catches his breath.
Naito clutches his neck but he’s okay to continue. Red Shoes starts a ring count while both men are down on the outside. Okada gets in at 9 of 20, but Naito is still down at 15. Fans rally up harder, Naito crawls over and gets in at 19! Okada brings Naito up, for another DDT! Cover, TWO! Naito is still in this but Okada keeps cool. Okada drags Naito up, wrenches the arm and has the MONEY CLIP! But Naito gets the ropebreak right away! Red Shoes counts, Okada lets off at 4. Okada brings Naito up, scoops and SLAMS him, then goes to the corner. Okada climbs, but Naito gets under the jump! Naito runs in but into a back elbow!
Okada whips, Naito reverses and uses ropes for the TORNADO DDT! Fans fire up as things are even! Both men are down again and fans rally. Naito sits up, Okada follows. and the two get up. Naito fires off strikes, whips Okada to ropes, and hip tosses for the basement dropkick! Naito gets Okada right back up for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Naito makes sure his neck is fine before bringing Okada up. Naito kicks the leg then throws back elbow after back elbow. Okada staggers while clutching his neck, and Naito runs in. Naito blocks a boot to fire off more back elbows! Red Shoes counts, Naito keeps throwing elbows then CLUBS Okada down!
Red Shoes gets Naito to let off, and Naito apologizes. Naito brings Okada up and hoists him up the corner backwards. Naito brings Okada into a DRAPING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Okada’s still in this and fans rally up. Naito drags Okada up, hammerlocks and half nelsons, but Okada elbows free. Naito throws back elbows again and again! Naito then runs, but Okada BOOTS him down! Fans fire up while Naito and Okada are down again. Naito shakes out the cobwebs while Okada sits up. Okada gets to his feet and brings Naito up. Naito blocks the gut wrench so Okada CLUBS him down!
Okada gut wrenches through, Naito kicks and flails and CLUBS the bad leg! Okada blocks a kick, spins, but Naito blocks, only to swing into the MONEY CLIP! Fans rally as Naito endures, but Okada squeezes the hold tight! Naito stays up and arm-drags free! Naito kicks, whips, but Okada reverses to DROPKICK Naito down! Fans cheer that picture perfect dropkick! Okada gets the arm again, MONEY CLIP! Naito endures and kicks around as fans rally up. Okada cranks the hold, Naito reaches out, but Okada drags him away! Okada squeezes even tighter but Naito refuses to quit! Naito flails, fans rally harder, but he’s fading!
Red Shoes checks, Naito gets a second wind, and he fights his way to the ROPEBREAK! Okada lets go in frustration while fans fire up. Fans rally again, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Okada drags Naito up, scoops and SLAMS him again, then goes back to the corner. Okada goes up top, MACHO ELBOW! Fans fire up for the Rainmaker Pose! Okada drags Naito up, ripcords, but Naito arm-drags Okada into the PLUMA BLANCA! Now Okada endures and fans rally again! Okada kicks around but Naito thrashes the hold! “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Okada powers his way over to the ROPEBREAK! Red Shoes counts, Naito lets go.
Naito puts Okada up top, climbs up to join him, and SUPER STEINERS! Fans fire up while Okada tumbles and Naito gets himself back up. Naito encourages the fans to get louder so they do! Okada slowly gets up, Naito runs in, but into an uppercut! Naito ENZIGURIS, then hops up the corner. Naito reels Okada in, ESPERANZA! Okada is reeling from that rolling cutter and Naito takes aim! Naito runs in, CORRIEN- NO! Back drop to prawn hold cover, TWO!! Naito gets free, but Okada fireman’s carries, T K- DESTINO!! Naito drags Okada back up, wrench and tilt-o-whirl, but no Destino! LARIAT!!
Both men are down and fans are thunderous! Naito and Okada stir but Okada crawls his way over to get Naito’s wrist. Okada drags Naito up as fans again clap, “O-KA-DA!” “NA-I-TO!” Short arm LARIAT! Okada takes a breath, drags Naito up again, and short arm LARIATS! Okada roars and fans fire up behind him! Okada brings Naito up to waistlock, ripcord, but Naito throws a back elbow! And another! Fans rally hard as ever as the two lean on each other. Naito throws again, but into a scoop! TOMBSTONE!! Okada brings Naito up, ripcord, RAIN- NO! Naito gets under to hook and LIGHTNING SPIRAL!
Fans are thunderous again as Naito gets up. Naito runs in, tilt-o-whirl, CORRIENDO SHIKI DESTINO!! Cover, TWO!! Okada survives but Naito is not deterred! Naito drags Okada up, reels him back in and scoops to SLAM him! Naito goes to the corner?! Naito goes up, to STARDUST PRESS!! Cover, TWO!?!? Naito brings back a classic and yet Okada survives!! Fans are electric and Naito gets Okada up. Wrench, tilt-o-whirl, but Okada blocks! Okada scoops, Naito turns that around into his scoop, but Okada steals DESTINO!! Cover, TWO!!! Naito survives Okada’s take on his move and fans are electric again!
Okada slowly gets up, and he drags Naito back up. Waistlock, ripcord, but Naito ducks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Both men get up, Okada roars! But Naito hits a ROLLING KICK! Naito whips, Okada reverses, Okada catches the flying forearm to ripcord! Naito ducks the lariat and runs, but into the DROPKICK! Picture perfect again! But Naito’s right back up!? But he runs into a gut wrench! Naito fights free, tilt-o-whirls, MICHINOKU DRIVER from Okada! Okada gets Naito up, ripcord and RAINMAKER!!! Cover, Okada wins!!
Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (still IWGP World Heavyweight Champion)
And in the bottom of the ninth, when it mattered most, the Rainmaker wins! Did Naito’s win streak through the Golden Series only jinx him? And even though he lost and can barely move, he still fist bumps Okada out of respect. With the New Japan Cup coming, will Naito find a way back to this title?
Red Shoes helps Okada put the belt on, and Okada strikes the Rainmaker pose again. Okada then gets the mic to tell Naito, “A worthy opponent, a worthy battle, for the 50th anniversary year! Thank you!” Okada raises the fist, and fans cheer as Naito responds with a raise of the fist back. Okada then thanks all those who came to the show for giving him their passionate support. Okada knows a couple years ago, more people were able to come out and see the show. And, that people were able to cheer loudly for the wrestlers. “That pushed our fight then, but it’s no different today. We were able to have a hot match today because of your enthusiasm. Thank you!”
Fans cheer again and Okada continues with, “Two years ago, right here, I mentioned Inoki’s name. Since then, I’ve been able to speak with him, and he’s sent us video messages. I think NJPW and Inoki are pressing forward, day by day. Even during this pandemic, I can wrestle in front of an audience. Even with masks on, you can root for us. Thanks us moving forward, step by step. That’s why we’re here now. There’s no way of knowing when things will be completely normal again, but let’s take it as it comes.” The fans’ enthusiasm powers the wrestlers’ fight, and hopefully that fight gives fans energy back. So please, continue to support them!
Okada brings up that March 1st is the Anniversary Show. And then right after, on March 2nd, the New Japan Cup begins. “The champ will lead the way, right?” For the 50th Anniversary, the Heavyweight and Junior Heavyweight champions will be there. So Okada will be facing the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion, El Desperado, won’t he? Fans like the sound of that! It is tradition that they fight, but Okada hopes NJPW still considers him for the New Japan Cup. Fans also like the sound of that!
Okada takes a breath, then says that this may be the 50th year, but it’s still only February. “We’ve still got a long way to go. We’ll do our best to make every match even more exciting for all of you. We won’t let up our fight, so keep rooting for us enthusiastically. Please stick with NJPW. Thank you very much!” Fans cheer again, and Okada finishes with, “I’ll see you all next time we’re back in Sapporo. And I’ll make it rain in Sapporo again!” Fans cheer as Okada still stands tall atop NJPW! Will the Rainmaker really enter the New Japan Cup, win it, and determine his own fate? Or will another in the massive field of FORTY-EIGHT take hold of the future?
My Thoughts:
Another great event and also a great finale to this New Years Golden Series NJPW came up with. As with yesterday, I skipped the non-title matches, but there was an adjustment from the original plan. Since Tenzan couldn’t compete, Kojima left his Six Man Tag to face Great-O-Khan and give Khan another win over a Third Gen veteran. Outside of that, things were pretty much as expected. The KOPW 2022 match was great stuff, and I’m a bit surprised Yano won. Yes, the KOPW trophy is basically Yano’s world, but that was quite truly a magic trick Yano pulled to win. Maybe Suzuki comes back around, maybe Yano has yet another fresh challenger, but we’ll have to wait and see what the New Japan Cup field looks like.
The NEVER Openweight Six Man title match went as I expected. House of Torture won because they’re all a bunch of sneaky bastards. Evil will still be Mr. NEVER, again the New Japan Cup will probably be the priority so he’ll hold onto his titles in the background. And then we got an awesome main event, as expected for Okada, Naito and a world title match. Naito bringing up the streak during the Golden Series was the very moment it was foreshadowed that he’d lose here. You never mock the go-home math. Okada wins, and he gives us a great promo. Okada always seems to know what to say.
As for what’s next, Okada VS Desperado will be a great champions VS champions match at the Anniversary Show. I think it’d be pretty cool if Okada was in the New Japan Cup, but I don’t think he should win it. If anything, he should put over whoever is going to win it in the end, so that they can have a title rematch over the summer.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Can the Last Real Champion handle The Truth?
While the King & Queen of the Ring tournaments reach their semifinals, John Cena has his first match on SmackDown in years, against Ron Killings!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Queen of the Ring Semifinals: Asuka VS Alexa Bliss; Asuka wins and advances to Night of Champions.
- Aleister Black VS Kit Wilson; No Contest.
- King of the Ring Semifinals: Randy Orton VS Sami Zayn; Orton wins and advances to Night of Champions.
- Charlotte Flair VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice; Charlotte wins.
- Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Bron Breakker VS LA Knight; Knight wins, by disqualification.
- John Cena VS Ron Killings; Killings wins, by disqualification.
PLAY BY PLAY
LA Knight is here!
Grand Rapids fires up as the Mega Star marches right to the ring. Knight grabs a mic while the fans chant his name, and he says, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” The fans cheer, and Knight says, “Let’s just go ahead and rewind our mind a little bit. We go to back to Money in the Bank, Seth and his boys, they just happen to come down and screw this guy.” The fans boo that. Knight says usually, he lets things slide. But he just figured he couldn’t let it slide, so he made sure to screw on of Rollins’ boys in their title opportunity, King of the Ring. But then they came back, paid it back and screwed Knight outta KOTR, so he had to go and screw the other one over!
And it just has Knight thinking. Fans “YEAH!” and Knight says there is only one way this can go. He has gone back and forth between Raw and SmackDown, where it ends, nobody knows! Except Knight! He knows! He knows where this ends! The fans cheer that! And Knight says it ends with him and Rollins! And what better place than here? And what better time than now! Knight tells Rollins to come on out and talk to him! But “Ladies and gentlemen…” The fans boo as Paul Heyman walks out and gives his introductions. He serves as the Wise Man to Mr. Money in the Bank, Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins!
Heyman says you do not boo that name. And you screwed up your cue, so they’ll do this again. He serves as the Wise Man for Seth Freakin’ Rollins! The fans keep booing, Heyman wants to try again, but Knight says shut up and get to the point! Why is Heyman here?! Heyman walks to the ring and asks permission to step inside. The fans chant “O T C! O T C!” but Knight steps back. Heyman steps into the ring, and he says yes, there has been a lot of bad blood between Knight and Mr. MITB, Seth Freakin’ Rollins. However, Heyman happens to be, with all due respect to everyone here in Grand Rapids, Michigan…
The fans chant “C M PUNK!” at Heyman now and he frowns. Knight says Heyman has a lot of enemies. Heyman says he is the biggest LA Knight fan in all of WWE! Heyman’s been waiting a long time to say this: YEAH! Now, because of that, Seth Freakin’ Rollins (the fans boo again) has allowed Heyman to say to Knight, as a favor to Heyman… It is time for Knight to get the hell outta Grand Rapids, Michigan. Because if he does not, something really bad is going to happen to him before the end of the night. Have a nice evening. Heyman turns to go but the fans cheer Knight on. Knight says he couldn’t help but notice, but did you~ (poking fun at Heyman’s voice cracking) threaten Knight?
Because Knight wants to wrap his head around this. He’s heard Heyman say stuff like this before, because Heyman is a liar, a swindler, a grifter, a scammer and a schemer! Heyman leeches on to any talent that has a bit of hype, sucks ’em dry, then moves on to the next! Rollins just happens to be the latest in this. But where next? Who cares! But the bottom line is, Knight asked for Rollins but he got Heyman. And while he got Heyman, he got a Heyman out here talking all tough. So it has Knight thinking, he has a great idea.
Talking about wise man, wisdom, there was a point in time if Heyman had said something like that, a man like Knight would look at a “thing” like Heyman and punched his wisdom teeth down his throat! Knight won’t do that, yet. But here’s the deal: Heyman’s talking all tough, but if he can’t bring Rollins out here, then the only thing to do out here in Grand Rapids is Knight fighting Heyman here and now! The fans fire up for that! Knight asks if the fans want that, and they cheer! “HUH?” “YEAH!” “HUH?” “YEAH!” “YEAH!!” Knight promises he’ll turn around, take his vest off, and Heyman gets the first shot. He better make it good, or Knight will molly whop his ass right outta Grand Rapids!
The fans fire up as Knight does as promised. He turns around, his vest is off, but Heyman bails? The fans boo as the Wise Man doesn’t play along. Heyman says, “Remember when I told you to get the hell out of Grand Rapids or else something really bad is gonna happen to you before the end of the night? That wasn’t a prediction. That… was a spoiler!” Heyman throws down his mic, and here comes Bronson Reed & Bron Breakker! Rollins’ behemoths head to the ring, but Knight fires off on them first! The fans rally as Knight throws hands and feet, but then Bron TACKLES Knight! Bronson joins in and they mug Knight right out of the ring!
Bronson drags Knight up to TOSS him over barriers! Bron clears the desk, he wants Bronson to put Knight through it! But Knight has a chair! He JAMS Bron, JAMS Bronson, then SMACKS Bron and SMACKS Bronson! Knight gets in the ring, ready to hit whoever gets in! The fans cheer Knight but Heyman has Bron & Bronson stand down. Will Heyman have the henchmen try again before the end of tonight?
SmackDown returns and…
Heyman has Bron & Bronson calm down, they have this under control. It is all in their favor, and it always will be in their favor. That is the whole point behind this. Byron Saxton steps in and wants to talk to them, but Heyman has to hold Bron back like the dog he is! Heyman says no need to bite Byron. Byron apologizes, he has word from SmackDown GM, Nick Aldis, that Bronson Reed VS LA Knight is set for tonight. Heyman says okay, thank you, and goodbye. Byron leaves and Heyman smiles. He told them! Patience is not a virtue, it is strategy. Bronson smiles and nods. Will Auzsilla destroy LA here in Grand Rapids?
Queen of the Ring Semifinals: Asuka VS Alexa Bliss!
Two great returns to action through this tournament, and now they cross paths with each other. The Empress of Tomorrow overcame Ivy Nile, Raquel Rodriguez and Stephanie Vaquer while Lil’ Miss Bliss outsmarted Alba Fyre, Candice LeRae and Charlotte Flair. But whose comeback story overtakes the other’s here just one match away from Night of Champions?
The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Alexa headlocks, but Asuka powers up and out. Alexa RAMS Asuka, Asuka roars, and the fans fire up as Asuka fires hands! Alexa blocks a kick to THROW Asuka down, then basement DROPKICK! The fans cheer as Asuka and Alexa reset. Alexa kicks, Asuka blocks and slips through to waistlock. Alexa elbows free, runs, but Asuka runs past her to then RUN her over! The fans fire up and Asuka runs in again, HIP ATTACK! Alexa falls to the floor and the fans fire up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Asuka lets Alexa stay down while she soaks up the cheers. The ring count starts, Alexa rises, but Asuka goes out after her. Alexa slips inside and DROPKICKS Asuka’s leg! Asuka falls from the apron but she has to nod respect for that savvy move. Asuka steps back in at 6 of 10, and she resets with Alexa. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Asuka wrenches and wristlocks, but Alexa rolls and wrenches to hammerlock. Alexa waistlocks, rolls Asuka, TWO! The two stand off again and they both nod respect. They reset, the fans rally up, and the two feel things out. Asuka trips Alexa, clamps on with a headlock, and she grinds Alexa down.
Alexa endures, Asuka turns her over to go after the arm, then she stands on Alexa’s arm. Alexa endures, Asuka shifts arms, but Alexa wrenches out to wrangle Asuka. Alexa shifts to a cording hold, but Asuka fights up and fires body shots. Alexa whips Asuka to a corner, but Asuka elbows her away! And BOOTS! Asuka goes up, leaps, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Alexa stays in this but Asuka stays focused. Asuka drags Alexa around and gives her Kawada Kicks! SmackDown returns to single picture, and Asuka wrenches for a chicken wing! Alexa fights the Asuka Lock and JAWBREAKERS free! Alexa runs up to RUN Asuka over!
The fans rally as Alexa rallies, then hits a BLOCKBUSTER! The fans fire up as Alexa SLAPS, ROCKS, and KNEES Asuka down! Then SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Asuka stays in this and Alexa grows frustrated. The fans rally while Alexa brings Asuka up. Asuka breaks free to URAKEN, SOBAT, FRONT KICK, and GERMAN SUPLEX! Alexa tumbles away, Asuka runs up, SLIDING KICK! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up as Asuka stands and takes aim. But Alexa ducks the buzzsaw! Cover, TWO! Alexa clinches, TWISTED- NO, Asuka rolls Alexa up! TWO! Alexa sits up, BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO!! Alexa survives but Asuka just fires up!
The fans rally as Asuka goes to the corner. Asuka climbs from the outside, and MISSILE- NO, Alexa dodges this time! Alexa kicks and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Asuka stays in this and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Alexa drags Asuka into the drop zone. Alexa goes up, up, and the fans fire up! TWISTED- NO, Asuka moves, so Alexa stops. Alexa won’t let Asuka sneak away, but then she gets caught in an ARMBAR!! Alexa flails, rolls, but ends up in an omoplata! RINGS OF SATURN!! Alexa fights around, pops her arm free for a cover, TWO!! Asuka reels Alexa in, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Alexa stays in this! Asuka fires up, the fans are with her, and she runs up, only for Alexa to ROCK her with a right! Alexa puts Asuka in the Tree of Woe, and she DROPKICKS Asuka out of it! Alexa climbs back up, and TWISTED BLISS onto knees!! Asuka still counters the moonsault, and hits the EMPRESS IMPACT!! Cover, Asuka wins!
Winner: Asuka, by pinfall (advances to Night of Champions)
The Empress says no one is ready for Asuka, and that has certainly been the case! But on Raw, we find out, will it be Jade Cargill or Roxanne Perez that meets Asuka in Saudi Arabia?
Jade Cargill, Mia Yim & B-Fab watch backstage.
And Fab says damn, Asuka just came back and she’s already making statements. Almost like she never left. Michin says maybe they need to make their own statements. They need to talk to Aldis about the tag titles. Fab agrees. Fab & Mia wish Jade luck before heading out. Byron walks in and asks if he can have a word. Jade says shoot. Byron says Asuka just advanced, but Jade has her match on Monday with Roxanne Perez. How does Jade feel about facing a talented competitor like Roxie? And how does she feel about the possibility of facing Asuka in the finals? Jade says “Rox” has potential. Roxie is quick and scrappy.
But she’s still trying to prove herself. And this isn’t a proving ground, this is a throne room, and Jade was built for royalty. As for Asuka, there’s a storm on the horizon. But news flash, Jade is that storm. This entire tournament wasn’t built for the future, but for a woman who can walk through fire, shatter glass ceilings, and take her crown on the way to the top. This Queen of the Ring, Jade isn’t just walking in to win. She’s here to reign. Will the Prodigy be washed away by the storm this Monday?
Alexa Bliss returns backstage.
And Chelsea Green finds her. Flanked by her Secret Her-vice, The Hot Mess asks, “Hey, little fu-fu, how’s your boo-boo?” Alexa asks back, “How’s yours?” Piper tells Chelsea not to get upset, Alexa is just jealous. Chelsea says this serves Alexa right. Chelsea should be Queen of the Ring, and she’d be building her parliament if not for Alexa! Oh, if she has that big of an issue, then try facing her in the ring. Chelsea says she will! But then Charlotte Flair walks in and says if anyone should’ve still been in this tournament, it’s her. But had Chelsea’s “replacement” tapped out sooner, maybe she would.
So here’s the deal: Charlotte will have a match made and tap Chelsea out instead. N-Not if Chelsea makes it a bank holiday! ROYAL DUTIES! NICHOLAS! Chelsea hurries away with the Secret Her-vice following, and Alexa tells Charlotte that she doesn’t need Charlotte’s help. Oh, that’s cute. Because Charlotte wasn’t helping Alexa. Charlotte leaves now, leaving Alexa to chew on that. Will The Queen chew up the Hot Mess and spit her out now that she has nothing better to do?
Aleister Black VS Kit Wilson!
The Dark Father is also directionless now that he is out of the King of the Ring tournament, but he never lets that bother him. Will he make himself the direction all roads lead when things #FadeToBlack? Or will Kit prove he can be Pretty Deadly all on his own?
Wait, who is attacking Kit? It’s R-TRUTH! But why’s Ron Killings going after Kit?! He POSTS Kit, drags him back out, and puts him in an STF!! The fans fire up and Kit taps, but it won’t matter when this isn’t a match! Killings lets Kit out of the hold and demands a mic. A mic is given, and Killings says, “Get John Cena out here now. I’m driving! On my terms! Cena, get out here!” The fans fire up and then Killings puts Kit back in the STF! Aleister is rather confused, but producers hurry out here to stop Truth. Truth lets Kit go, Jamie Noble asks Truth wait for the main event. Truth seethes, but he accepts the terms.
Killings leaves, walking right past Aleister. Will there be no denying The Truth when he finally gets his hands on the Last Real Champion?
Jamie Noble talks with Truth backstage.
Jamie says Truth has to calm down. Truth says he wants John Cena NOW! He’s driving! Yes, okay, but just wait. Truth promises that when he sees Cena, he is killing him tonight! Aleister steps in and asks Truth why he is getting involved in Aleister’s match. Truth says it wasn’t personal, it had nothing to do with Aleister. These two stare down, and then Damian Priest steps in. The Archer of Infamy has Aleister stand down. Truth is going through a lot, let Priest talk to him. Oh, of course. Aleister says, “Ron.” “Black.” Aleister leaves, Priest tells Truth that there’s no need for any of that. Priest gets Truth is frustrated, but he can’t just go beat up people for no reason.
Priest used to do that, and Truth was the guy there to make him smile. Truth made the world smile! All that anger and negativity, focus that on the match tonight. Focus that on John Cena. Go out there and handle business with Cena, then Priest and Truth can go downtown to celebrate. How’s that sound? Truth says sounds good, DP. They shake hands, and Priest heads out. Truth is still seething, but will he make sure it all explodes on Cena?
Cody Rhodes is here!
Grand Rapids sings along as The American Nightmare makes his way out, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, he high-fives fans in the front row, then looks closely at the King of the Ring’s crown. Cody goes to the ring and grabs the mic. He hears the fans cheer him on, but then Jey Uso is here! The fans fire up as Main Event Jey makes his way down through the crowd! A young fan joins in bouncing along, but so does all of Grand Rapids! Jey continues down the stands, finds another young fan, and they bounce along again. Jey then reaches ringside, high-fives the front row, and he joins Cody in the ring as we get the next wave of YEET!
Grand Rapids might want to YEET all night, but Jey hugs it out with Cody before he gets his own mic. The music dies down, the fans chant, “One More Time! One More Time!” and Cody says sure, one more is fine. Jey says okay, and yes, the fans get to YEET again! Jey says hey, Cody doesn’t even have to say nothing. They been in the trenches! “YEET!” Still in the trenches! “YEET!” From fighting The Bloodline… “YEET!” To winning tag titles… “YEET!” To finishing their stories at WrestleMania! “YEET!” They’ve both been to the mountaintop. “YEET!” But Cody, on Monday, there is only room for one of them.
The fans are intrigued, and Cody nods. Jey says there’s only one that can go. Cody VS Jey, Jey VS Cody, and Jey knows Cody will bring it. Jey has to get his, Uce. He has to, just like Cody has to get his. But that said, Uce, it ain’t personal. This all business. But that all said, too, Uce, on Monday, after they go to war, please believe that it will be four letters, one word, uh uh… YEET! Cody smiles and the fans cheer. They shake hands again, and wait! Here comes Sami Zayn! The fans cheer as the Great Liberator makes his way to the ring. Sami grabs a mic to say, “This is nice, isn’t it? I get to share the ring with two great friends.”
The fans applaud, and Sami says he is in the ring with two of the very best that this business has to offer! The fans cheer that, too! Sami says he’d be lying if he denied there was a part of him that sees the three of them in this ring, and notices how only one of them has never been world champion. Jey, Sami wants him to know, man to man, this year, Sami missed Mania. Sami had no reason to be in Las Vegas, but he got his ass on a plane to Vegas for one reason: To congratulate Jey the moment he won the World Heavyweight Championship! Sami loves Jey, and he is proud of him. And Cody, for years, everyone watched as Cody finished his story.
And when Cody did, he did the unthinkable and pinned Roman Reigns in the middle of this ring, Sami was the first one out here to congratulate Cody. Sami is so proud that Cody finished his story. So he hopes both men understand that now, it is time for Sami to finish HIS story! The fans cheer, but then here comes Randy Orton! The Viper looks at the crown, then goes to the ring. The fans sing along with Voices and Orton grabs himself a mic. “So Cody, same deal as last week but I’m gonna say it again. There is no line I will not cross, even if it means going through you, so that I can get to John Cena at SummerSlam, beat him, and get my FIFTEENTH world championship!”
The fans cheer, and Orton tells Jey, “Man, I respect the… Hell outta you, dude. Our families go way, way, way back. Nothing but love, dude. But if you’re standing across the ring from me at SummerSlam, it’s not gonna be four letters, one word. It’s gonna be three letters, one move.” The fans say it, “R K O!” And Orton says he not only speaks for himself but for everyone here in this arena when he says, and from the bottom of his heart, one day and one day soon, Sami Zayn will be world champion. But not at SummerSlam. Because tonight, Sami is on the receiving end of the three most dangerous letters in sports entertainment: R K O.
Orton drops the mic, and it is time to put those words into action. Will it be the Legend Killer or the Underdog from the Underground that heads for Saudi Arabia?
King of the Ring Semifinals: Randy Orton VS Sami Zayn!
SmackDown returns, the bell rings, and these two circle. They tie up, Sami wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then wristlocks. Orton endures, fights up, and the fans duel. Orton wrenches Sami in return to then headlock. Sami endures, powers up to wrench again, and he grinds the arm. Sami wrenches and CHOPS, and Orton goes to the corner. Sami CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” but the ref counts. Orton pushes past Sami, bails out of the ring, and he is pretty red already. Sami builds speed but he fakes Orton out with the Arabian Press! The fans fire up and Orton has to admit that was good.
Orton goes up the steps and steps back into the ring. The fans rally, Orton and Sami tie up, and Orton puts Sami in the corner. Orton lets off slowly, but he pokes Sami in the eyes! The fans boo but Orton UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! But Sami pokes Orton in the eyes! The ref caught that one and reprimands Sami. Sami TOSSES Orton out, goes to the apron, but Orton YANKS Sami down! Sami hits off the apron, and Orton reels him in, DESK BACK SUPLEX! Sami writhes and Orton rolls into the ring, just to refresh the count. Fans want that “One More Time!” and Orton agrees! DESK BACK SUPLEX again!
Sami writhes more and whatever monitor wasn’t busted, they’re busted now! Orton leaves Sami behind for a moment while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Orton goes out to fetch Sami, but Sami fights off a third back suplex! Orton kicks low, brings Sami over, but Sami blocks the smack off the steel steps! Orton sputters, Sami stalks him, and Sami decides to give him some payback! But Orton ROCKS Sami first! Orton SMACKS Sami off the desk, puts him in the ring, and covers, TWO! Sami stays in this but Orton looms over him. Sami rises, Orton puts him in a corner, and Orton fires body shots. Orton climbs up and rains down fists! Orton gets to eight before Sami fires back! Sami has Orton in another corner, climbs up, and Sami rains down a fast TEN!
Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs and CHOPS! Orton is stinging but Sami CHOPS him again! Sami wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, and whips! Orton reverses, Sami hits buckles hard, and Sami falls in a heap. Orton dusts himself off and looms over Sami again. Orton stomps Sami’s hand! Sami writhes and clutches his finger. Orton stomps Sami’s foot, ten the other foot! And then the other hand! Sami sits up, SmackDown returns to single picture, and Orton CLUBS away on Sami’s chest! Orton DECKS Sami, the fans cheer, and Orton brings Sami up. Orton whips, Sami goes up and over, and Sami LARIATS Orton down! The fans fire up again as Sami rises!
Sami goes to the corner, Orton runs up, but Sami ELBOWS him! Sami goes up, AX HANDLES, and the fans fire up more! Orton takes a swing, but Sami slips around! Orton fights the Blue Thunder, then LARIATS! And LARIATS! Orton dodges Sami to SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while Sami goes to the apron. Orton drags Sami in through the ropes, and DRAPING DDTS! The fans fire up as Orton hears those voices! Orton watches Sami rise, but then Sami bails out! The fans are torn but Sami is smart to avoid what was coming. Orton goes out to fetch Sami, SMACKS him off the desk, and then back suplexes, only for Sami to lands out!
Sami CLUBS Orton, and hits a DESK BACK SUPLEX on Orton! Sami puts Orton in the ring, goes to a corner, and the fans fire up as Orton rises. Orton runs in, Sami dodges, and Orton POSTS himself! Sami runs corner to corner, HELLUVA- SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Sami survives and Orton seethes. “This is Awesome!” as Sami goes back to a corner. Orton runs back in and he LARIATS! Orton runs but Sami follows! But Orton dodges the Helluva Kick! Sami gets stuck on the to rope, frees himself, and hobbles into an RK- NO! BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Orton survives and the fans fire up again!
“This is Awesome!” as Sami drags Orton to the drop zone. Sami goes up the corner, Orton stands and he gets under the leap! R K- NO, Sami SLAMS Orton down! And then HELLUVA- RKO!!! Orton crawls to the cover, Orton wins!!
Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall (advances to Night of Champions)
Sami fought his heart out, but the Viper still strikes! Orton is going back to back in KOTR finals, but will he win the crown this time?
Nia Jax is here!
Grand Rapids boos as The Irresistible Force goes to the ring. She grabs the mic dot say, “You know what’s crazy? Tiffany Stratton approached me to be under my wing, because she knew exactly what I could do for her. And look, she’s thriving! And what kind of thanks did I get for it? She betrayed me. She has MY title!” But wait, here comes Tiffy! Grand Rapids cheers as the WWE Women’s Champion has the mic to tell Nia, “You’re like that toxic ex I just can’t get away from. News flash: get over it! You make excuse after excuse, but when are you just gonna admit that maybe I’m just better than you?”
The fans cheer and Tiff heads to the ring. Nia says yeah, okay, if Tiff is so much better, then give Nia a rematch without kicking a chair into her face. Tiff says if Nia’s so desperate for a match, it is her lucky day! She made it official for next week: Tiff VS Nia! And Tiff will have more fun adding more scars to that “five head” of Nia’s. Because it won’t just be a regular match. It will be Last Woman Standing! Nia takes a swing but Tiff dodge! Tiff fires off, kicks low, and runs up, but into a POP-UP HEADBUTT! And then Nia drops a leg, brother! Nia holds up the belt and soaks up the heat. Nia thinks about leaving, but decides to add on! ANOTHER leg drop, brother!
The fans boo but Nia says that’s not enough! Nia tells Wade & Joe that she’s taking the title! But wait! NAOMI is here, with a ref! Is she doing it!? Is she doing it?! But Nia YANKS Naomi out! Naomi tells her back off! Nia doesn’t, Naomi shoves her, but Nia still grabs at her! Tiff DROPKICKS Naomi onto Nia! Tiff avoids a cash-in because Nia was in the way, but is she setting herself up for failure with that extreme title match?
Charlotte Flair VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice!
The Queen was denied her crown, but she’s not even angry at Alexa Bliss, the one who took that opportunity from her. She instead looks to humble the Hot Mess that claims she would be queen if her demands were met. Who vents their frustrations and comes away with the win?
SmackDown returns and Charlotte makes her entrance. The bell rings and the fans actually cheer on Chelsea. Alba distracts Charlotte and Chelsea sucker punches her! The ref reprimands but Chelsea SMACKS Charlotte off the mat again and again! Chelsea salutes, but Charlotte CHOPS! Chelsea KNEES low, whips, but Charlotte goes up and out at the corner. Charlotte BOOTS Chelsea away, avoids Alba and KICKS her! Chelsea runs up, Charlotte RAMS her, and then Charlotte climbs up. CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Chelsea scrambles away and Charlotte runs up, but into an ELBOW! Charlotte GAMANGIRIS!
Charlotte snapmares, Chelsea distracts the ref, and Alba grabs Charlotte by the hair! Alba HOTSHOTS Charlotte and Chelsea hits a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Chelsea is furious but Charlotte stays in this, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Chelsea hops onto Charlotte for a SLEEPER! The fans rally, but Charlotte hits a BACKPACK SENTON! Charlotte is free, Chelsea runs back up, but Charlotte gives her a BACKBREAKER and BUCKLE SHOT! Chelsea falls back, Charlotte huffs ‘n’ puffs and runs up to fire hands! The fans fire up as Charlotte CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Charlotte CHOPS again, then clinches for an EXPLODER! And a kip up! The fans fire up and Charlotte salutes to poke fun at Chelsea. Charlotte runs, dodges, and handsprings to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Chelsea survives but Charlotte stays on her by going for a leg.
Alba gets on the apron, so Charlotte BOOTS her down! The fans cheer, but Charlotte turns around into a ROUGH RYDER! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives and Chelsea is furious! Chelsea takes off her face protector and drags Charlotte up. Chelsea has the arms, turns Charlotte, but Charlotte shoves her away! Charlotte dodges and SPEARS! Cover, TWO!! Chelsea survives but Charlotte has the leg! FIGURE- CRADLE!! TWO!! Charlotte has the leg again, FIGURE FOUR! And the bridge for the FIGURE EIGHT!! Chelsea TAPS, Charlotte wins!
Winner: Charlotte Flair, by submission
But then Piper Niven SENTONS onto Charlotte!! Alba storms in, she and Piper mug Charlotte, but here comes Alexa! She RAMS into Piper, she ROCKS Alba, then she catches Chelsea! Charlotte LARIATS Alba out while Alexa hits a TWISTED SISTER ABIGAIL! And then Charlotte BOOTS Piper down! Charlotte and Alexa look at each other, and despite what either one thinks, maybe they both need the other after all. Alexa offers the handshake, but Charlotte walks right past Alexa. Alexa lets that slide, but will Charlotte come around soon enough?
Solo Sikoa talks with JC Mateo.
Why is JC taping up? Uh, duh, he’ll take out Jacob. No, Solo is going out there alone to talk with Jacob. Solo was the only one that Jacob would listen to. Jacob needs Solo. Solo will smooth things over. JC accepts that, but Solo does say that JC should stay ready. Solo is covering his bases, but will he need the Imperial Unit to put down the Samoan Werewolf? Or will it all be alright between them all?
Solo Sikoa heads to the ring.
SmackDown returns as the former Tribal Chief makes his way out, and Grand Rapids boos. Solo grabs the mic, takes a moment, and says, “Alright, Jacob. I’m out here in the middle of the ring, all alone, with open arms, willing to talk to you face to face. I feel terrible about what happened. So if you’re back there, come on out so we can clear the air.” Jacob Fatu makes his entrance and Grand Rapids cheers! Fatu holds up the United States Championship before he steps into the ring, and he has a mic of his own. The fans cheer on “FATU! FATU!” and Solo says he didn’t come out here to fight him, okay? He’s not here for that.
Solo wants to make it clear to Fatu that he loves him, always has loved him, no matter what. One thing Solo learned from being Tribal Chief is how to love family and how to take care of them. That’s all he’s trying to do. Families fight all the time. They fight, they argue, they forgive, and then they move forward. So they should move forward together, Jacob. Move forward as one. The fans boo that, but Solo says nobody saw the potential in Jacob except Solo. Nobody wanted Jacob here in the WWE, except Solo. That is why Solo brought Fatu here and gave him the chance to change his life and put food on his family’s table.
And why did Solo do that? Because Solo loves Jacob. He does. And to be honest, Solo doesn’t have anybody else. Fatu isn’t sure about that, but Solo says all he has is Fatu. And he’s all Solo needs. So come back to the family, and even if Jacob doesn’t say those four words, Solo will. Solo will say it for him, to him, loud enough so everybody can hear it! Solo tells Jacob, “I love you, Jacob.” The fans boo, they don’t trust this. Fatu paces as he thinks on that. “So you love me, huh?” Solo nods yes. So this is what it comes down to, huh? Solo loves Fatu? The way Fatu sees things, Solo has been using Fatu! Solo has been using Fatu to gain power, to fight his battles, and to stay Tribal Chief.
Hell, Solo brought Fatu in so Fatu could bring Solo fame! Solo brought Fatu in because he thought Fatu would bring him gold! Is that all this is about? Fame? Gold? Power? SOLO, LOOK AT HIM! Solo looks up from the floor while the fans cheer Fatu on. Fatu tells Solo that ever since he won the US Championship, Solo is the one that’s been acting different. And maybe Fatu isn’t the problem. Fatu just figured it out! The problem… is this. The problem is the US Championship. Fatu sets it down between him and Solo, and he says if this is what he thinks it is, then just fight him for it! Fight Fatu for the title! The fans fire up for that!
And Solo, Fatu will only warn you one time: If you ever think about coming this way, you know what Fatu is about! You know what’s poppin’ with Fatu, blood! And you know Jacob Fatu is all gas, no brakes with it! YADADADA- SOLO TAKES A SWING! Fatu blocks the spike and he HEADBUTTS! JC Mateo rushes out here! Fatu HEADBUTTS him, too! But Solo CHOP BLOCKS the legs! The fans boo but JC & Solo mug Fatu! But then here comes JIMMY USO! The fans fire up as #BigJim slides in, dodges Solo, and SUPERKICKS JC! And then he SUPERKICKS Solo! But JC LARIATS Jimmy down! JC HAMMERS Jimmy and Solo has him put Jimmy in the corner.
The fans boo but Solo tells Jimmy that he should’ve chosen Solo’s side, not Jacob’s! But speaking of, Fatu is up! The fans fire up as Fatu BODY CHECKS JC! Then he SUPERKICKS Solo! Solo is in a corner, Fatu fires off on him, HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! SUPERKICK for JC! HIP ATTACK for Solo! The fans are fired up for the Samoan Werewolf, and he locks eyes with Jimmy. Jimmy came to Fatu’s rescue, Fatu just saved him, so Fatu goes up, up, only for Solo to bail out! No Best Moonsaults here in Grand Rapids, but will Fatu cut Solo down soon enough?
Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Bron Breakker VS LA Knight!
The Wise Man warned, or rather threatened, the Mega Star that he should just cut and run, but that’s not how he does things. Knight is ready to fight, but will he survive a battle with Auszilla? Or is a Tsunami about wipe out LA?
Wait, Knight doesn’t enter from the stage! He enters from the crowd! And he POSTS Bron! The fans fire up as Knight evens things out! He TOSSES Bronson out, throws his vest at him, and Bronson snarls. Bronson has Bron stand down, and says, “Tonight, I kill him.” Bronson steps into the ring, the bell sounds, and Knight fires off! The fans fire up as Knight fires hands, but Bronson puts him in the corner. Knight ELBOWS back, Knight fires more hands, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips but Bronson blocks! Bronson whips Knight to a corner, runs up, but Knight dodges! Bronson POSTS himself, and Knight stomps a mudhole in!
The fans rally, the ref counts, and Knight goes corner to corner, but into a fireman’s carry! Knight slips down to sunset flip, but Bronson stays up! Bronson jumps but Knight avoids the hip drop! Then Knight basement BOOTS! The fans fire up and Knight storms up on Bronson. Bronson TOSSES Knight to the apron, but Knight slingshots back in! Bronson catches Knight to a fireman’s carry! Knight flails free and he RAMS Bronson into a corner! But Bronson holds ropes to deny the Jump Neckbreaker! Bronson runs but Knight avoids the senton! The fans fire up as Knight goes up, up, and FLYING BULLDOGS! That’s a Steiner move!
The fans fire up and spell it out, “L! A! KNIGHT!” but Bronson bails out! Knight runs to WRECK Bronson with a dropkick! Knight goes back up, springboards, CROSSBODY to the ramp! The fans fire up with Knight and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Bronson has Knight up top. The fans rally as Knight fights back with body shots! Knight ROCKS Bronson, ROCKS him again, and ROCKS him again! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Bronson finally falls and Knight adjusts position. “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson survives and Knight is rather stunned while Heyman is relieved. Knight aims, kicks, but Bronson denies the BFT! HEADBUTT, then a fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Knight survives the “Jagged Edge” DVD but Bronson brings him right up. Bronson reels Knight in and says thumbs down.
Bronson lifts Knight up, but Knight flips the bomb into a DDT! The fans fire up but Bron barks at the apron! Knight DECKS the dog, tells Heyman to get the same, but Bronson runs up! Knight DUMPS Bronson out, builds speed, but BRON SPEARS!!
Winner: LA Knight, by disqualification
The fans boo but Bron handed Knight the win with that one. Bronson stands Knight up so Bron can build speed and SUPER SPEAR!! Grand Rapids is torn but plenty of fans bark. And now Bronson goes up!? TSUNAMI!! Bronson goes up again, the refs hurry out here, but TSUNAMI AGAIN!! The fans want another, so Bron scares the refs off to let Bronson go back up! THIRD TSUNAMI!!! Have Rollins’ rooks just broken Knight into pieces? Is this a message to everyone that no one can stop the vision?
Jacob Fatu speaks.
“Yeah, c’mon on widdit! I just spoke to the man, and you know the man makes everything possible here on SmackDown! So next week, next week on Saturday, me ‘n’ you, Solo! Night of Champions, mano a mano, I’m about to dog walk yo’ ass for the US Championship! Solo, you better get in where you fit in. Cuz if you don’t, then baby, it’s ’bout to be all gas, no breaks with it. Yadadadada mean?” The Samoan Werewolf will get to sink his teeth into Solo, but will he stay golden through it all?
John Cena VS Ron Killings!
The Undisputed WWE Champion was the exact opposite of grateful for R-Truth saving him from Randy Orton at Backlash, and he doubled down when Ron tried to show him the truth at Saturday Night’s Main Event. So, if Cena doesn’t want the Truth, he’ll get someone who knows about ruthless aggression! Will Ron Killings bring an early end to the retirement tour? Or will Cena continue to ruin wrestling for everyone else?
SmackDown returns as Cena makes his entrance. The fans sing “JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” despite him wearing the Detroit Pistons colors. Cena makes Mark Nash give the “proper” introduction: “He is the Greatest of All Time, the Never Seen Seventeen, gracing Grand Rapids with his presence one final time… He is the Last Real Champion, JOHN CENA~!” The fans boo, the bell rings, and Truth stares at Cena while Cena smirks hearing the “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Truth TACKLES Cena! He fires off hands but Cena bails out! So Truth goes out to DECK Cena! “What’s up!?” “WHAT’S UP!” Truth has Cena at the desk and SMACKS him off it!
Truth ROCKS Cena again, and shakes his hand out from hitting so hard. Truth SMACKS Cena off the apron, storms in after him, and whips him to a corner. Cena hits buckles hard and falls to the mat! The fans continue to duel while Truth keeps his eyes on Cena. Truth storms up on Cena while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Truth stands Cena up, whips corner to corner again, and Cena hits buckles hard! Cena sputters, Truth looms over him, and Truth ROCKS Cena! Cena ROCKS Truth! They go back and forth with haymakers, and then Truth dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! Truth still uses Cena’s own moves against him, and that includes the SPIN-OUT BOMB! Truth raises his hand and Grand Rapids joins in! “You Can’t See Me!” But then Cena bails out so Truth can’t hit him! Truth is annoyed, the fans give thumbs down, but here comes Truth. Cena ELBOWS him down! Cena drags Truth up, POSTS him, and he brings Truth back into the ring.
Cena HEADBUTTS Truth, CHOKES him on the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Cena stomps away on Truth, then runs to KICK Truth in the back! Cena talks trash, then he runs to SHOULDER TACKLE! Cena takes his time, knowing it is what the fans want. Truth rises up, Cena runs to SHOULDER TACKLE again! Cena watches Truth rise again, gets around him, SPIN-OUT BOMB! And Cena raises his hand, reveling in the cheers and jeers. “You Can’t See Me!” SmackDown returns to single picture for the FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then Cena fireman’s carries, but Truth slips free! THESZ PRESS! And fast hands!
The fans fire up and Truth has Cena in a corner. Truth runs to STINGER SPLASH! Truth hitting all sorts of other iconic moves! Cena tumbles out and grabs the belt! Cena doesn’t care about this match anymore, he doesn’t need to take this! Truth says hold up! Truth runs Cena down and fires hands on the ramp! The fans fire up but Cena CLOBBERS Truth with the belt!!
Winner: Ron Killings, by disqualification
Cena wants to get another shot, but wait! PUNK IS HERE! Cena runs away into the ring, and he catches Punk as Punk slides in! The fans boo Cena but he huffs ‘n’ puffs. Cena drags Punk up, but Punk fires hands in return! Punk DECKS Cena, grabs the belt, and he holds it up! The fans cheer, and Punk aims, but Cena LOW BLOWS! Cena has a sinister smile as he grabs the belt. BELT SHOT for Punk!! The fans boo even more, but Cena decides to up the ante! Cena brings out a table! The fans cheer, everyone loves tables! Cena puts the table in the ring, then watches Punk sputter around. Cena sets the table up while the fans rally behind Punk.
Punk stands but Cena has the belt again! BELT SHOT!! Cena drags Punk up, fireman’s carries, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT through the table!! Cena made Punk snap into a Slim Jim, and then he grabs a mic. Cena laughs at Punk, and then sits up on the corner. “Punk… As you lay there in your most uncomfortable…” Cena pretends the mic cut out, taps it, and then says, “Somebody’s afraid of what I’m gonna say.” Cena grins and the fans boo as Cena flips the iconic “Pipebomb” moment on it’s head. “As you lay there in your most uncomfortable, I hope you can listen. I hope you can digest.
“Because before I leave here in six months with that WWE Championship, I gotta get a whole lotta stuff off my chest. First thing’s first, I don’t hate you. I don’t even dislike you. I like you. I like you more than anyone you ever shared a locker room with, that’s for sure. I hate this idea of you. This idea that you’re the Best int he World. You’re not. I’M the Greatest of All Time.” Grand Rapids is a bit torn on that statement, but Cena says Punk is better than Cena at one thing: You’re the best BS artist in the world. Oh no, kiddos~! John Cena just dropped a curse word! That means the show is off the rails! Hey, Stu, shoot this. Hi~! “I’m breaking the forth wall! HAHA!”
Cena then says the truth is, Punk… Cena is jealous of you. Cena is jealous that Punk has conned the fans into believing the myth that Punk is the Best in the World. Oh how they chant for Punk! Which they literally do right now. Hell, the fans even sing for Punk now. But they don’t believe a damn word you say. Because Punk changes his values as much as Cena changes his shirts! Punk is just a loud mouthed opportunist who steps on the necks of those who actually work hard if it gets him ahead. Oh, hey, look, another cameraman! “Hi, Claudio Castagnoli! Hey, Nic Nemeth! Hey, Matt Cardona! How’re you guys doing?”
The fans can’t believe Cena is going this far but Cena is loving it! “He’s heating up! He’s on fire! And there’s nobody back there that’s gonna cut my mic to save your ass, cuz I’m your only friend! Remember who gave you the stage for your pipebomb, pal! And what’ve you done with it since then, huh? You just regurgitated the same five microphone moves of doom. You’re promo potato salad, pal. Hey, you’re no longer the Voice of the Voiceless, you’re a friggin’ millionaire despite yourself. You’re not a punk, you’re a capitalist! And you’re not against TKO, dude, you are Mr. TKO. Cuz they knocked your balls technically off your body.
“Your tweets are strong, but your actions are weak. And in Saudi Arabia, you’re gonna face some loud, loud music when I finally prove to the world that each and every day, day in, day out, no days off for 25 YEARS, I have been the Greatest of All Time!” The fans cheer that a bit more now, to Cena’s surprise. “See, they know. And they know that you were the Best in the World… for seven minutes, 14 years ago. And if after Night of Champions, you’re still delusional enough to believe that you’re the Best in the World, well… I guess it’s a small world after all. You’re welcome, Grand Rapids.” The fans cheer, and Cena lets the world hear it.
Cena tells Punk to bring his A Game to Night of Champions. If Grand Rapids is any indication, the mood is starting to change. Refs finally appear to check on Punk, Cena says no, that’s fine. Punk needs to rest up for his big title match. Get a good shot of this: Best in the World VS Greatest of All Time, for THE most coveted prize in sports entertainment, THE WWE Undisputed Championship! And Cena knows the fans will sing and chant, but he also knows even the idiots are smart enough to see the truth: The Champ is Here. And USA Network, keep the extra two and half minutes. He doesn’t need a bomb to blow the “mother fudging” building.
Oh, and thanks, Punk, for letting Cena rip off your best promo just to make you look even more foolish. Cena finally drops the mic and he raises the belt up again. If the proverbial tables have turned this drastically, is there no saving WWE from losing its north star championship?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown with an awesome ending. All those years ago, when CM Punk dropped THE OG “Pipebomb” promo, no one could’ve ever in a million years guessed that here tonight, we would’ve gotten the John Cena remix. Not only was that promo of the year, but Cena blew up go-home math. I can’t see Cena losing the title to Punk now. He can lose the match since Cena loves getting disqualified, and there’s the possibility of Rollins trying a cash-in, but Cena is leaving Saudi Arabia as champion to then go to SummerSlam. It also works because Cody Rhodes still feels like the favorite for King of the Ring.
A lot of that has to do with how Sami lost to Orton tonight. Great promo from the four semifinalists, especially since it was Jey, Sami and Orton kinda keeping Cody from talking since there isn’t more Cody needs to say. Win or lose, no explanations needed at this point. Sami VS Orton was an awesome match, but I could just feel an RKO countering the Helluva Kick as the way to go and that’s what they did. Now, as awesome as it would be for Jey to beat Cody, and then for Jey to beat Orton to go for the World Heavyweight Championship again, there are a lot of moving parts right now that it would just be the easiest for Cody to win the crown and have his rematch with Cena.
And while talking the WHC, Gunther VS Goldberg IS confirmed for the title, but has also been confirmed as Goldberg’s last match. This is a huge indicator that despite Rollins teasing a cash-in on the Undisputed title, he will likely be thwarted and then falls back to the title he feels is rightfully his. That is to say, Rollins cashes in on the winner of Gunther VS Goldberg, which I half expected even before all this talk of Goldberg’s last match. Rollins can take this title from Gunther and Goldberg, and then we can throw Jey and even LA Knight into the mix as things are getting heated between Knight and the henchmen.
Great promo from Knight with Heyman, great match with Knight VS Bronson, and a really powerful beating Knight takes from Bron & Bronson. If nothing else, Knight costs Rollins his cash-in. Truth going after Kit Wilson was an interesting move. Also a shame Elton Prince is hurt, Pretty Deadly gets going and then something happens to slow them down. But Kit was going to lose to Aleister so this really messes Aleister up more than anything. Priest keeping the peace between Aleister and Truth was good stuff. Priest and Truth being allies on SmackDown can be some real fun stuff, and I feel like they’re already set up for a feud with Aleister.
Very good stuff with Fatu, Solo and this US Championship story. Fatu VS Solo was the natural move, and I like that Jimmy Uso ends up an ally for Fatu. The title match is set, I wonder if we get a tag match first. In fact, next week is title night in Riyadh with Tiffany Stratton giving Nia the Last Woman Standing match, and basically setting the stage for Naomi to cash in. She almost did tonight but Nia was again able to stop her, so I would think Naomi waits until the very end of the Last Woman Standing match to take full advantage. Then, if Jade wins Queen of the Ring, we get Jade VS Naomi at SummerSlam.
Good promo from Jade, B-Fab & Michin watching Asuka VS Alexa. Asuka winning made the most sense, Alexa clearly has story with Charlotte and Asuka is just that good. Jade VS Roxie will be a good match but Roxie’s story in Judgment Day might keep her from winning. But then the fallback there is Roxie might actually sub in for the tag titles like I was thinking. Charlotte VS Chelsea was very good, and of course the Secret Her-vice does what they can to help. The beatdown they put on Charlotte and then Alexa making the save, that’s going to be one of those “can they coexist?” tag matches for sure.
Honestly, a little surprised we didn’t get any tag team promos tonight, unless I completely missed something. I believe title night is going to have Profits VS Gacy & Lumis for the tag titles, too, so that’s going to be something wild. And while DIY is scared of the Wyatts, I feel like they’re going to interfere because they don’t want the Wyatts to take the titles. But at the same time, the Wyatts need something substantial this time around, so maybe they win the titles at SummerSlam.
My Score: 9/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.19.25
Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?

Last week’s episode was lacking in ring work but had decent story moments and segments. Starting the build to Slammiversary we can either launch nicely or things can always get worse. Jason Hotch and KC Navarro are the real shining stars of the last few months, so lets hope once they get over this Leon Slater idiot ship, they can push X Division wrestlers with actual talent for pro wrestling and not just flippy charisma vacuums.
Oh and let’s not forget, it is the episode they celebrate the 23rd anniversary of TNA! TWENTY – THREE!! Somewhere PCO hates this.
.@Kelly_WP is back in TNA Wrestling and has a message for TNA Knockouts World Champion @mashaslamovich!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/cF0F1ZKKuL pic.twitter.com/tnm4TIuPUz
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) June 20, 2025
Ratings:
- Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers: EY wins via Piledriver – ** 3/4
- Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge: Elegantos win via Rarefied Air – ***
- Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man: HTM wins via Cradle – *
- Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams: Elijah wins via Highwayman’s Farewell – ***
Results:
Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers
Sami knocks them all off the apron before the bell rings, he levels the loser children, finds a chair, attacks EY but EY counters and this is the excuse to use weapons since the bell didn’t ring yet. EY tries to break Sami’s hand on the steps with the chair, but Sami moves, throws EY back in the ring, bell rings and EY hits a Belly to Belly suplex for two. They slug it out, Sami goes for Headbutts, then Sami wants to run the ropes but a loser trips him, distracts long enough for EY to knock him out of the ring and loser children swarm as loser children do. EY does the classic, throw back out for losers to attack while EY grabs and distracts the ref. Sami is selling a few lame attacks from the losers like he got shot. It’s an excessive sell, so it’s honestly a dumb transitional moment.
EY levels Sami, Lariat into Scoop Slam, looks for the Macho Elbow but Sami hits the ropes to crotch EY. Sami Superplex time, but EY bites the face to make Sami drop, EY jumps at him but eats a straight right hand. Cactus Driver, but no, EY tries his Piledriver…they both gouge eyes at the same time, Sami catches an EY charge into a Flatliner as they’re both down…for…reasons? The selling in this match seems…poorly timed and kinda stupid. Hard Irish Whip, EY Flair Flips the corner, levels Sami, Macho Elbow for 2.9! EY threatens to hit the ref, but then goes to mad dog commentary. EY then wants to attack fans…he’s more unhinged than World Elite EY. Sami gives him the old Dick Twist into a Stunner but only for two! Losers try to distract, first one gets taken out, second one uses a chair, EY hits the Piledriver on Sami, EY wins.
I feel like this is gonna continue for a few weeks since it wasn’t a clean win.
Mustafa Ali’s group comes out, and I refuse to say the name because it’s dumb and they’re already fraying at the seams. Ali wants an apology session, Tasha and Hotch apologize to him but Skyler bites back and refuses, even shoved Ali. So Ali challenges him to a “Call to Arms” match. What in the hell is a Call to Arms match?
Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge
ASH does her borderline racist fake karate before Lei stares her down and tags in Heather. Heather avoids Lei, Lei throws a few Tornado Kicks to make a point and Heather tags out. Heather being 4’8″ helps her here. Concierge says “There’s no Karate in wrestling”. ASH, Lei and Masha are in the ring, ASH is trying to decide who she wants to face, but the Concierge google translated it and hands it to ASH, before the face team rocks ASH. Masha lifts up Lei and Lei does the Liu Kang Bicycle Kick, steering more into her Mortal Kombat aesthetic. Senton off the apron from Lei and Masha dives into the pile, the comedy heels are getting leveled. We go to commercial and come back with Lei getting Double Teamed but she spins it into a weird Neckbreaker..but can’t tag out just yet. Lei blocks Heather, Enzuigiri, simultaneous tag, Masha is Yakuza kicks for all and the 2 for 1 Lariat/DDT special. Near fall, but Masha goes for murder, but Heather breaks it, Rocket Launcher/Code Breaker from Elegance but Lei breaks up the pin. ASH tries to intimidate Lei with her fake Karate before throwing her out of the ring. Heather hits Lei with a handful of Glitter and then bounces her face off the post. Masha tries to stop ASH, Kelly’s music distracts Masha, Rarefied Air gives ASH the win.
Santino comes out and GOD DAMMIT no one wants to see Tommy Dreamer fight Mance Warner…that’s a useless thing. Pivot away…no one wants this. Oh no, now we have to listen to Steph talk too. Okay it seems to be a pivot, thankfully. Steph and Mance talk shit, Dreamer says something about Something is gonna happen…and Jake Something comes out. So…I guess we’re gonna build him up for 2 months and then job him out for 6 before he fucks off to his home galaxy or whatever?
.@indi_hartwell has a run in with Tessa Blanchard!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/cF0F1ZLikj pic.twitter.com/I6UCCk2fAG
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) June 20, 2025
Really wish Indi just opened with the Billy Butcher classic of, “Oi Cunt!” – but this wasn’t bad.
Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man
I hate… Cardona so much more now. Heel reasons for Cardona…go away heat for Deaner.
JDC wants the Home Town Man to start…and Deaner does his stupid Flip Flop and Fly, Cardona tags in, JDC is eating some offense, Cardona wants the Reboot, JDC powders, Cardona Dives but then Lish and the general numbers catch up to Cardona. Eddie is legal, and now they isolate Cardona with some decent tandem work and isolation. This turns into kind of a schmoz, lots of silly spots, near falls and then Home Town doofus gets the cradle pinfall on Eddie.
Whenever Deaner is involved I can’t be asked to care. The System beats Cardona and Deaner down, but Eddie did eat a pin. Which is embarrassing not even for work reasons, like it’s just sad.
Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams
Elijah and Nic start things off, slow push off, arm wring, top wristlock, simple chain wrestling start. Nic breaks the chain and hits a Dropkick, Elijah runs the ropes and hits a Diving Lariat and starts the Rope Walk. Nic seems far to awake and alert for that move then, I hate how people pull that off too early. Wentz gets tagged in, Nic tags in Maclin who wasn’t looking for a tag, but him and Wentz have a nice clash, Trey tags in, they try to double him, but they pause and look at each other. Maclin asks for a tag, no one tags him so he Chops Ryan to tag him in and throws him in.
The little nod to Maclin and Rascalz history and the fact the faces realize Maclin isn’t a piece of shit. A little MCMG homage tandem attacks on Ryan, Wentz punctuates with the Handspring Knee Lift, Ryan tags out to Trick. Trick and Wentz go back and forth, Rascalz have Trick eating offense, Moose tries to slow things down, both Trick and Moose powder, Rascalz Double Golden Triangle Moonsaults. Trey gets tripped by Nic, Moose hits Lights Out, but there’s no referee so it’s a little chaotic.
Out of the commercial things are controlled kinda and we see a simultaneous tag to Moose and Leon. Leon comes out hot, level Moose with a Leg Lariat, attacks Nic Nemeth, attacks Ryan, and then Moose hits Leon with the Stun Gun. Moose looks to tag in Maclin but Maclin jumps off the apron. Trick takes the tag, keeps control, Trick forcibly tags in Maclin but Ryan tags himself in and pulls Leon to the Champions’ corner, Nic tags in and isolates Leon, with the Kaibas quick tagging and keeping Leon down.
Moose tags in, tries to Suplex Leon about four times but Leon stops it then counters the Suplex. Moose tries to cut him off, but the Champions distract the ref so the ref can’t see Leon tag out. Nic and Moose doubling up and Leon is the bump guy of this last portion of the match. Big Uranage from Moose…Moose looks for Lights Out but Small Package almost ruined things, Body Scissors Cradle, GAME CHANGER! Moose looks to hit a Jacknife Powerbomb but Leon turns it into a DDT. Maclin and Ryan start fighting, Nic Superkicks Maclin, Hendry and Nic tag in, Hendry is a house of fire. Sack of Shits for everyone! Nic, Ryan, there’s a pause when Hendry is face to face with Trick and Trick gets Uppercuts first then Sack of Shit! Standing Ovation on Nic, but Ryan blocks, Kaibas try a tandem attack but Hendry Lariats them both. Elijah tags in and is the maestro of the crowd and chopping Ryan to some fun. Ryan goes for a Polish Hammer but eats the Knee Lift. Signature spam time…
Ryan tries to use the International title but Maclin grabs the title away from Ryan, clocks Nic, Standing Ovation into the Highwayman’s Farewell. Champions lose!
Overall Score: 4/10
Well this was a rough one boys and girls. Sami and EY was just an overbooked shitshow, Lei Ying Lee is unfortunately in a spot where it’s obvious TNA has no clue how to use her, the Elegantos are the New Beautiful People, and I’m not mad at that. But you need to space out your goofball crap. You can’t have Elegance Clique, Home Town Moron and Santino in 3 consecutive segments. And if anyone goes “it was 3 out of 4” that’s doesn’t lessen my point, the beauty of Pro Wrestling being a variety show is…FOR VARIETY! When the lead match feels stupid because of bad pacing, poor selling and overbooking with two losers, it feels like a useless match with idiots, then comedy, followed by more comedy…you see how that’s literally NOT VARIETY.
Figure it out seriously. This was a disappointing episode. If you’re a casual viewer than it’s just chalk for TNA doing cringe and borderline goof crap since they’ve always steered a little more into the carny than other companies. But this show was…where’s Jisoo and Jenny? I feel like I need that gif:
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