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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu News Report! (7/22/22)
We hear from the Eventide Six!

Who is ready for the Eventide Challenge?
Before sailing to Treasure Island again, HPW hears from this year’s #EventideSix! What will Hilda, Cia, Skull Kid, ReDead, Groose and Link have to say?
HPW Media visits Hilda at her home.
Hilda is busy looking through her summertime wardrobe as Seres asks her about Treasure Island. “Oh, I’m very excited for it, trust me,” Hilda says. “I am going to win and be the second-ever Miss Eventide, then I will get that Triforce Championship from whoever is holding it at the end of the day. And I will look fabulous while doing it, if I could just figure out what to wear…” Hilda calls Ravio in and Ravio hurries into the room. Hilda tells Ravio that he’s going to help her figure this out. He nods and takes a seat, and a montage of Hilda trying on outfits begins.
Hilda tries various type of shorts and tops, and Ravio seems to like all of them. But Hilda wants him to take this seriously, she needs to know what’s the best outfit. But Ravio say she looks great in everything! Hilda smiles and says that’s sweet, but then she grabs him by the bunny ears and tells him to skip flattering her and just be honest! Ravio apologizes and says he’ll try better. He says that if they’re going to an island, maybe she should try a swimsuit. She does like that idea, and she goes back to the dressing room. When she comes back, she’s in a metallic purple bikini and Ravio overheats! He tells the video camera to leave, he doesn’t want anyone to see this!
HPW interviews Hollywood ReDead.
The Rogue Immortal is with the UnderWorld Order is eating well with Ted Beedle Ossi paying the bills now. Irene asks how ReDead is preparing for Treasure Island, and he says that this is them relaxing. He’s been training hard since winning the Battle Royal, you can trust him on that. He’ll “tear through the others” and be on his way to the title again. Then ReDead will reign over HPW, and the rest of the uWo will follow. ReDead and the uWo then toast with turkey legs before chowing down.
HPW had to track down Skull Kid.
They searched high and low, far and wide, but Skull Kid kept evading the cameras. But then, Skull Kid leaves a message on a note that he throws at one of the cameramen. The note is picked up and read. “Stop following me or I’ll break your face! Just like I will everyone in that Eventide Challenge match! Love, Skull Kid.”
HPW interviews Link and Groose.
The Hero of Hyrule and Skyfall Stud are working out together again, with Rosso coaching them on. Paya asks how the friendly rivals feel about competing against each other in the Eventide Challenge. Link goes to speak but Groose says, “This is going to be a really interesting match. Link and I are really good pals, y’know, but that match is a free for all, it’s every person for themselves. We won’t necessarily be working together against the others, but we’re not about to let some scrawny clown snatch that prize away. And, it’d be awesome if it was the two of us duking it out for that prize. Right, Link?” Groose gives Link a hard pat on the back, and Link sheepishly smiles and nods.
HPW hears from Cia and Kage.
The Dark Forces posts a video of their own so that everyone knows what they’re thinking ahead of Treasure Island 3. Cia and Kage sit on a plush couch, Cia showing some affection towards the Hero’s Shadow. The Dark Sorceress promises to “finally reach the top of HPW by becoming Miss Eventide and going on to challenge for the HPW Triforce Championship. And if Kage asks nicely, I might go easy on him.” Cia plays with Kage’s hair and has a soft smile as she giggles in his ear. It’s hard to say Kage’s affected, though. Kage holds up the Triforce Championship as he stares right into the camera.
“Fin Balure. You have the Termina Championship, but you greedily want mine. You will pay for your greed with your gold, and will leave Eventide Island emptyhanded. And it won’t matter if it is Cia, or Hilda, or Skull Kid, or ReDead, or Groose, or even… him… No matter if it’s a Mr. Eventide or a Miss Eventide, there is no one who will take this title from me. No. One.” Kage then sets the belt down, and though Cia pouts, she still sits with him and looks defiantly at the camera. Will the Dark Forces have a guaranteed spot at the top of HPW after Treasure Island?
My Thoughts:
I don’t know if we needed this article, but it’s always good to have some character stuff. I actually think my favorite one of these is Skull Kid’s, for adding “Love, Skull Kid” to his message. And even though Kage isn’t in the Eventide Challenge match, it just makes sense he gets to give a promo ahead of his match since he’s in the Dark Forces with Cia.
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Prepare for the most electrifying even of the HPW calendar!
While the stage is set for Blood & Thunder 4 and the HPW World Trios Championships, HPW must also address the return of KAGE!
Thundra Plateau is ready.
Wrestling is Life, but life has its stormy weather. The rain is going to be hot in June, but will the reign continue through the Summer? The Dark Forces may have failed to take the Undisputed Triforce World Championship from Zelda, but they still have the World Trios Championships. Harlequin, Lupay & Glutko will step inside the double ring, double cage to defend their gold. On one side, Arrow Club’s special combination of Fin Balure, Torbevito & Bad Croc Scaly. On the other, a new combination of its own in Cia, Lana & Midna.
Speaking of Cia, Lana & Midna…
The three of them are together, dressed in workout attire, in what appears to be a dance studio. This is a collaboration stream for Midna and Lana as they’re both big presences on the internet, aka “influencers.” Lana and Midna wave and say hi, and they give introductions, including Cia, who is reluctant to be standing there. Cia doesn’t know why they need to do this. Lana says they have to improve their teamwork. They may have won against Los Taros Locos, but it was really sketchy there for a second. Midna adds that doing a dance routine together is great for their timing and coordination.
Cia says she didn’t mean that, she meant having to stream it! Oh, well obviously, combining Midna’s viewing audience with Lana’s, and HPW’s overall, this makes huge numbers! So? And huge money…! Cia raises her eyebrow and says, “Oh really?” The trio sets up, and Lana says obviously they first have to learn the steps. Midna brings up, “Wait, what song are we dancing to?” Oh, good point. Lana was thinking something from Lulu. Cia asks, “Lulu? From the Indigo-Go’s?” Midna says Lulu’s got a great solo album. Lana agrees! That’s so great that they like the same music. Cia isn’t as familiar with her solo stuff, so she’ll rely on them for this.
Lana suggests they go with Energetic Me. For one, it has the most energy, duh. And it still has a dance vibe, which is the whole point. Midna says she might’ve gone with Royal Discotheque or Ten Outta Ten, but she sees Lana’s point. Lana shows them the dance moves she has in mind. Left arm up, bent at the elbow, and the hand up against the side of the chest. Then they switch so the right arm goes up to mirror that position while the left hand goes back to the hip. Maybe add a little hip pop as that happens. Do that a couple times, and then turn to the right. This puts the left hand on the back of the hip, right hand on the back of the neck for a sexy pose.
Then you turn to flip it the other way, then do a 360 with a big neck whipping, hair flipping move. Then finish with feet apart and double V’s up by the eyes, maybe with a wink. Cia says, “Yeah, okay…” while Midna says, “I like it!” Midna says she’ll set up in the middle. Cia asks why Midna is in the middle, and Midna says it’s symmetry. She’s the tallest, Cia and Lana are about the same, it makes sense. Yeah, but it also means Midna is the center of attention. Well, that’s just coincidental. Lana says it doesn’t matter, the point is them doing it all in synch. Cia sighs and says, “Fine.” Midna is in the middle, Cia is on her right, and the music plays.
Left arm, right arm, left arm, right arm, pose to the right, pose to the left, 360 spin and neck whip, then double V. Midna nailed it, but Cia was lagging. Cia defends she was not, but Lana says it’s alright, they’ll just keep trying. They run through it a couple more times, they do tighten it up, and all three feel really good about how that went.
The Dark Forces are watching.
They aren’t impressed by the “little dance party.” Harlequin says the Faces of Evil are way better anyway. Especially with the classics like the Thriller dance and Macarena. Zant says, “The Macarena? Pfft, and people think I’m a dork…” Harlequin says, “Don’t you dare mock the Macarena!” Harlequin changes tabs on the computer and starts playing the song! After the introduction, he lifts his right arm up flat, then his left. Then he turns the right hand up, the left hand up, puts his right hand on his left shoulder, left hand on right shoulder, then moves right hand up behind his head, and then his left.
Now his arms crisscross, right hand on left hip and left hand on right hip, to then switch so right hand on right hip and left hand on left hip. And of course, he swivels his hips in one big circle to go with “HEY~ Macarena! AIGHT!” Zant rolls his eyes while Harlequin keeps going, jumping 90 degrees to his left. Ganon walks in, Ghirahim following behind, and he tells Harlequin to “turn that crap off.” Harlequin pouts but he does as told. Ganon seethes as he takes a seat in his big arm chair. “Needless to say… Wrestling is Life didn’t go how I’d hoped. What was Kage even doing there?! Did either of you have any idea he was going to betray us?!”
Zant and Ghirahim are a bit flustered. Zant isn’t even sure Kage was part of The Dark Forces at the time Ganon took ownership. He’d kinda gone rogue at some point, didn’t he? Ghirahim agrees, it didn’t seem like he was even aligned with Cia and the others. All the more reason for Kage to keep his nose out of Ganon’s business! If Kage cared about the Dark Forces, then he would’ve helped them fight back at HyruleMania, or any time since. Kage clearly just wants the title, same as Ganon, so he’s a dead man walking. Speaking of that… Where’s Kevin? He came back in April, why isn’t he here?
Somewhere dark and spooky…
Heavy footsteps can be heard echoing as Kevin Gibdo moves down the hallway. He speaks with a low, airy voice, “Majora… Your madness… spread like wildfire… You thought by setting me ablaze… I would crumble into ash… You were wrong! Instead, I have been purified…! Purged of flaws and weaknesses… I now come forth… as gold!” There’s a light at the end of the hall, and Kevin enters a grand hall, with treasure gleaming in the light. At the center is the sarcophagus. Kevin walks up to it, opens it, and then his burnt and tattered bandages fall away before he steps inside. The sarcophagus closes, then the eyes on it begin to glow… Then the entire thing glows!
The glowing becomes a shining light, and that shining becomes so bright that nothing can be seen. It is clear things between Kevin and Majora are not over. Will the Masked Monster even stand a chance once the Gibdo of All Gibdos is restored to full strength?
Back to the Dark Forces…
Shabonne says, “I’m sure Kevin is just fine doing whatever Gibdos do on their time off.” Tali says, “What matters is what I’m about to do to that tiny little weasel with the Goddess Championship. If The Dark Forces is gonna have all the gold, then I need to squash her like a bug and take that title off of whatever’s left!” Ganon nods and says he likes the initiative. Tali will start on her own Triple Crown as the Dark Forces will make Hyrule Pro-Wrestling their kingdom! The group cheers while raising a toast! And then Harlequin gets Glutko and Lupay to join in on the Macarena, to which Ganon groans and facepalms.
And so, the ThunderStruck card is set!
The double ring, double cage will rattle with Blood & Thunder as the HPW World Trios Championships are on the line! The Gerudo Ace looks to settle a grudge with the Hero’s Shadow! And now, the Million Rupee Championship and HPW Goddess Championships will also be on the line! Will the Dark Forces absolutely dominate the Summer? Be ready to endure the heat on Friday, June 20th!
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