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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (7/4/22)
Fireworks in Termina!
The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 31
For the first time ever, HPW is live from another country! Termina Velocity sees legends of TCW take on the Hyrule stars of today!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 21 Person Battle Royal Eventide Challenge Qualifier: Hilda, Cia, Skull Kid, Hollywood ReDead, Groose and Link all advance to the Eventide Challenge on Treasure Island.
- HPW Goddess Championship Contender’s Match: Zelda VS Veran; Veran wins and will challenge for the title on Treasure Island.
- HPW Triforce Championship Contender’s Match: Kage VS Onox; Kage wins and denies Onox a title match.
- HPW Termina Championship: Fin Balure w/ Arrow Club VS Igos du Ikana w/ The Ikana Royal Family; Balure wins and retains the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
June had a Spectacular Spectacle that was surely must-see, and it crowned a NEW HPW Triforce Champion! The Hero’s Shadow took advantage of the Triple Threat and came out victorious for the Dark Forces! But he has known these last three weeks that a Dark General is after him! Even though Onox is Termina Championship Wrestling’s only Triple Crown Winner, HPW won’t give him a title match right out the gate. But they will give him a chance to earn a title opportunity. Will Onox defeat Kage on his home turf to then face Kage again in August?
The same goes for the Sorceress of Shadow who silently called out Zelda after Zelda retained the title against all four Poe Sisters! Will Veran, the longest-reigning TCW Women’s Champion, turn back time with a win over the Princess of Hyrule? And in the main event, the Ruler of Ruin looks to do the same against the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla! Igos du Ikana wants THE Termina Championship back, but will Fin Balure make sure that ship sinks to the bottom of the sea? However, we open with a 21 Person Battle Royal! Those who last the longest will make the cut for the Eventide Challenge on Treasure Island! HPW Termina Velocity starts now!
21 Person Battle Royal Eventide Challenge Qualifier!
Treasure Island 3 is on the horizon, and that means the Eventide Challenge comes with it! The former HPW Triforce Champion, Link, stands among friends and enemies alike! Out of Link, Lana, Hilda, Ravio, Yuga, Volga, Cia, Groose, Tingle, Skull Kid, Rosso, Torbevito, The Great Fairy, Iron Knuckle, Nabooru, Garo Master, Osphala, Oaky Threetoh, Gooma, Doomknocker, and Hollywood ReDead, who will be the #EventideSix with a wet hot Hyrule summer ahead of them?
The bell rings and the brawl is on! Cia and Volga stick together, as do Hilda and Ravio, as well as Doomknocker and Gooma. The Doombringers brawl with the Dark Forces, Hilda goes after Yuga, Rosso DECKS Garo Master, and wait, is Oaky Treetoh still singing her theme song while standing on the corner? Didn’t she finish during her entrance? Or is this a special encore so that she can be the odd one out? Skull Kid pushes her over! Treetoh holds onto the ropes desperately and fans boo as Skull Kid tries to ruin the performance! Groose and Tingle go after Skull Kid for him ditching the Studly Guys and fans cheer!
Torbevito KICKS Iron Knuckle in the leg but Knuckle HEADBUTTS Torbevito down! The Great Fairy and Nabooru brawl, Osphala waistlocks Lana but Lana switches and shoves him away, then dropkicks him to ropes! ReDead rushes over and he ROCKS Osphala with a right! ReDead tries to dump Osphala out, but Link goes after ReDead! Link’s clearly taking his frustrations over losing the title out on ReDead and fans fire up! Link and ReDead brawl, Knocker DECKS Volga, but Cia jumps on him with a SLEEPER! Gooma drags Cia off Knocker and throws her into a corner. Cia ducks Gooma’s corner clothesline and she dropkicks Knocker!
Volga RAMS into Gooma in the corner, he and Cia try to get him up and out but he’s pretty big. Gooma CLUBS Volga and pushes Cia away, only for Lana to dropkick Gooma’s legs out! Cia and Lana, the frenemy sisters they are, work together with Volga! But Knocker CLUBS Volga down and then brings him around to tosses him out! Knocker ELIMINATES Volga! Lana and Cia go after Knocker together but he knocks them away. Nabooru kicks Great Fairy then bumps her off buckles. Great Fairy turns things around to bump Nabooru off buckles in return! Skull Kid pops Tingle up to DECK him with a forearm!
Skull Kid trophy lifts Tingle and aims for the ropes! But Tingle slips off and shoves Skull Kid at the ropes! Tingle runs in, but Skull Kid catches him for a BACKBREAKER to a COMPLETE SHOT! Groose BOOTS Skull Kid down! But then Garo Master tilt-o-whirls around Groose for a DDT! Link MASTER SWORDS Garo Master against the ropes! Then Link TOSSES and ELIMINATES Garo Master! Osphala brawls with Gomess, Link rushes after ReDead! Oaky Treetoh finally slips back into the ring, and she huffs and puffs as she kicks and punches Yuga. Yuga asks her what her problem is, then kicks her low. Fans boo but he tells them to shut up!
Rosso and Iron Knuckle RAM into each other, shoulder to shoulder, again and again! Rosso ROCKS Knuckle but Knuckle BOOTS back! Knuckle GoroUppers Rosso into a corner, fires more GoroUppers, then goes to pick Rosso up. Rosso holds ropes to resist and he kicks at Knuckle. Torbevito tilt-o-whirls around Knuckles to headscissor him into ropes! Torbevito then runs the ropes, but Knuckle gets up and HEADBUTTS Torbevito! Torbevito wobbles, and Knuckle TOSSES him out! Iron Knuckle ELIMINATES Torbevito! Fans boo but then Rosso dumps Knuckle out of the ring! Rosso ELIMINATES Iron Knuckle!
Rosso turns around into Gooma’s SPINEBUSTER! Gooma then gets the legs to CATAPULT Rosso at the ropes! Rosso tumbles up and over but he hangs on! Ravio rushes in to SHOTGUN Rosso and ELIMINATE him! Ravio then scurries away to a corner for safety. Hilda and Ravio regroup, and she shields him while he undoes buckle pads in that corner. Lana storms up after Hilda but she throws a buckle pad at her! And another, and then the third! Then Hilda ROCKS Lana, and whips her over the ropes! Lana holds on, Cia rushes in but Hilda throws her at Lana! But Cia rolls to be on Lana’s back and Lana pops Cia in, SILLY STRING DDT!
Cia hurries to get Hilda up, but Ravio sweeps Lana’s legs out! Lana hits the apron on the way down, but she still touches the floor! Ravio ELIMINATES Lana! Cia DECKS Hilda then CHOPS Ravio! Groose brawls with Skull Kid, Tingle jumps on Skull Kid but gets thrown off easily. Skull Kid ROUNDHOUSES Tingle, then mule kicks Groose, front kicks, then ENZIGURIS! Tingle staggers, Skull Kid trophy lifts Tingle, then TOSSES Tingle over the top rope! Tingle falls right to the floor, Skull Kid ELIMINATES Tingle! Skull Kid then goes after Groose again, and the brawl is back on! Groose swings but Skull Kid dodges to CHOP BLOCK a leg out!
Great Fairy BOOTS Nabooru, Nabooru staggers to ropes, and Great Fairy rushes in, only for Nabooru to dump her out! Great Fairy stays on the apron, Nabooru swings but Great Fairy ducks and HOTSHOTS Nabooru away. Great Fairy then springboards, but Nabooru shoves her away! Great Fairy manages to land on the barriers! She clings to them as best she can, and even does the splits to get her legs hooked up on top. Great Fairy then stands up on the barriers and tightrope walks on them to get closer to the steel steps. But then Nabooru goes out onto the apron and stands on the steps to be in her way!
Great Fairy is angry because she can’t go to the steps now! Nabooru points out she went through the second rope, so she can touch the floor! Nabooru rushes Great Fairy and shoves her off the barriers! Nabooru ELIMINATES Great Fairy! Fans are torn while Nabooru slides back into the ring. Hilda GAMANGIRIS Nabooru and then dumps her out! Hilda ELIMINATES Nabooru! Yuga sucker punches Hilda! Yuga brings Hilda around and aims at the ropes, but Hilda hits him with a back elbow first. Hilda feeds Yuga to Ravio and Ravio FLAPJACKS Yuga off the bare buckles! Yuga staggers and checks his face!
Yuga isn’t busted open, but Ravio and Hilda TOSS Yuga out onto Nabooru! They ELIMINATE Yuga together! Knocker and Gooma rush together! Ravio shoves Hilda out of the way, the Doombringers double clothesline Ravio up and out! The Doombringers ELIMINATE Ravio! But then Gomess and ReDead go after them! They brawl, Gomess CHOPS Knocker, ReDead HEADBUTTS Gooma. The uWo then go to clothesline, but while ReDead sends Gooma out, Knocker tosses Gomess up and over! ReDead ELIMINATES Gooma while Knocker ELIMINATES Gomess! Fans fire up but ReDead is shocked and upset!
Knocker and ReDead start brawling, Knocker gets the edge, and BACKHANDS ReDead! ReDead falls down, Knocker has to drag him back up. Knocker gets ReDead to the ropes, but then Cia CLUBS Knocker on the back. Cia KICKS Knocker in the leg, and hits a BACKSTABBER! Knocker staggers, ReDead back drops Knocker up and out! ReDead ELIMINATES Knocker! Cia then knees ReDead low! Cia fires off elbows on the back of ReDead’s neck! ReDead shoves Cia away then BOOTS her down! Link SUPEKICKS ReDead! ReDead goes down, so Link has to drag his deadweight up now. ReDead LOW BLOWS Link from below!
Hilda bumps Treetoh’s head off bare steel! But Treetoh’s hard head withstands it?! Treetoh is powering up, and she throws furious body shots on Hilda over and over! Treetoh is backing Hilda down with punch after punch! Hilda kicks but Treetoh blocks, to then KICK Hilda in return! Hilda staggers away into a corner, and Treetoh fires up! Fans fire up with her, she runs in, but Hilda sends her into the POST! Hilda drags Treetoh out to a hammerlock, for HER CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT! Hilda then hauls Treetoh up and throws her out, Hilda ELIMINATES Treetoh! We’re down to seven! Only one more elimination until we have our #EventideSix!
Osphala, Link and Groose move over to one side, having a loose alliance through their friendly rivalries. Cia and Hilda start scrapping with each other, ReDead BOOTS Link and Skull Kid jumps onto Groose! Groose rams Skull Kid into buckles, Osphala KICKS ReDead in the leg. ReDead ROCKS Osphala with a forearm, Link HOOK KICKS ReDead! Groose throws Skull Kid off, but Skull Kid’s right back up to CODE BREAKER! Link CLUBS ReDead, brings him around, and Osphala helps him suplex. ReDead fights the double suplex, to DOUBLE SUPLEX them instead! ReDead runs the ropes, but Link SUPERKICKS him!
ReDead leans against ropes, Osphala rushes in! But ReDead holds the ropes down! Osphala tumbles out and hits the floor!! ReDead ELIMINATES Osphala, and we have our Eventide Six!
Winners: Hilda, Cia, Groose, Skull Kid, Hollywood ReDead & Link (advance to Treasure Island)
Her Grace, the Dark Sorceress, the Skyfall Stud, the “Masked Menace,” the Immortal Renegade, and the Hero of Hyrule are all going to Eventide! The fighting stops for now, but who will win that grand prize and head for the Triforce Championship?
The Indigo-Go’s are here for a live musical performance!
Termina’s #1 all Zora rock band, and #7 on the Termina Top 100 all this year, is here to perform their hit song, The Ballad of the Wind Fish!
HPW Goddess Championship Contender’s Match: Zelda VS Veran!
The Princess of Hyrule has been champion for FIVE HUNDRED AND FORTY-NINE DAYS! Zelda defeated all four Poe Sisters at the Spectacular Spectacle, but was called out by the Sorceress of Shadows. The title isn’t on the line, but will day 550 be where Zelda starts to lose her grip? Or can she stay strong against the longest-reigning TCW Women’s Champion?
Naturally, the fans are very excited to see Veran, and she does wave to the crowd. The bell rings and the two stare down as fans rally up. Zelda and Veran slowly circle, then approach. They tie up, Veran has the height advantage and uses that leverage to push Zelda back. They end up on ropes, but Zelda turns things around, only for Veran to shove her down! Zelda kips up and stares Veran down and fans applaud. The two reset, circle, and tie up again. Zelda gets around to a waistlock, then a headlock. Zelda grinds the hold, but Veran throws body shots. Veran powers out, Zelda ducks the clothesline but Veran scoops her for a tilt-o-whirl BACKBREAKER!
Fans rally up, Veran clamps onto Zelda with a rear bearhug. Veran squeezes tight and leans on the hold but Zelda endures. Zelda fights up, pries at the hold, but Veran picks up and SLAMS Zelda down. Veran floats to a facelock, gator rolls Zelda from the ropes, and then deadlift suplexes! Cover, TWO! Veran stays on Zelda with a chinlock. Veran grinds Zelda into the mat, and shifts around to get leverage. Zelda still endures, fights to move around, and manages to get up and over to get a cover! TWO, and Zelda is after an arm! Veran scrambles around to get to the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer the exchange and Zelda lets Veran go.
Veran composes herself and gets to her feet. She and Zelda reset, they circle, and tie up again. Veran wrenches an arm, grinds the shoulder, but Zelda rolls and reaches up with her legs. Veran shoves the headscissor away and stands on Zelda’s arm to then STOMP it with her other foot! Zelda clutches the arm while fans cheer. Veran KICKS Zelda in the back, then clamps onto the bad arm. Zelda resists, rolls and arm-drags Veran to go for an armlock, but Veran returns the arm-drag. The two stand off again and fans cheer the exchange. They circle, tie up again, and but then Veran throws Zelda down on the mat!
Veran has a smug smile as she looms over Zelda while Zelda checks her face. Veran gives Zelda a toying kick and Zelda is already upset. Veran gives another toying kick and Zelda gets up to SLAP Veran! Fans go nuts and Veran is wide eyed but glaring daggers at Zelda. Veran swings a slap but Zelda catches it and wrenches to a hammerlock. Zelda tries to bring Veran down with that but Veran stays up and they go around and around. They end up in the ropes, referee Maron Ronron counts and Zelda lets off, only to KICK Veran in the side! Maron reprimands and Veran is angry again but Zelda eggs her on.
Fans rally up as Veran storms up on Zelda. Zelda gets around, CLUBS Veran then waistlocks. Veran resists the lift, elbows free, then mule kicks, front kicks, and ROLLING ELBOWS! Zelda stays up but staggers, Veran waistlocks then wristlocks, ripcord to BIONIC ELBOW! The Bee Sting! Cover, TWO! Veran is annoyed but fans fire up. Zelda sits up in a daze, Veran stomps her down. Zelda crawls for ropes but Veran gets the legs and drags her away! Veran sits down, rolls and turns Zelda over, and she has the legs hooked up over her shoulders. Veran grabs Zelda’s arms and pulls them back, for the SPIDER WEB!
Zelda endures as she’s stretched back! Fans rally, Zelda tucks her chin to resist as best she can. Veran thrashes Zelda around but Zelda refuses to give in! Fans are dueling, “TAP! TAP! TAP!” “NO! NO! NO!” Zelda moves around, and she gets an arm free! Zelda reaches out, claws forward, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Fans are going nuts and Maron counts as Veran holds on. Veran lets go at 4, basically dropping Zelda, and fans chant, “This is Awesome!” Veran is frustrated, and she drags Zelda up, but Zelda gives her a HYLIAN KISS! Veran staggers and checks her face, and Zelda whips her to a corner.
Zelda runs in but Veran dodges. Veran comes back but Zelda elbows her away. Zelda then goes up, jumps back and POISON-RANAS!! Fans are thunderous as Zelda fires up! Veran sits up in a daze, Zelda BUZZSAWS! Zelda chicken wings an arm and she wants the crossface, but Veran scrambles around! Zelda keeps the arm hooked with the chicken wing but Veran gets to ropes! Maron calls the ropebreak but Veran keeps going out of the ring. Veran YANKS Zelda into the ropes! Zelda sputters, Maron reprimands Veran but Veran gets in and stomps Zelda to a drop zone. Veran jumps up the corner and twists, BEETLE BOMB SENTON! Cover, VERAN WINS!
Winner: Veran, by pinfall (earns an HPW Goddess Championship match for Treasure Island 3)
Incredible! The Sorceress of Shadows brings down the Princess of Hyrule! Perhaps it was lucky that this was not a title match in itself. With roughly a month to prepare, will Zelda be able to game plan her redemption? Or will Veran be able to do what she did here on Eventide in August?
HPW Triforce Championship Contender’s Match: Kage VS Onox!
The Hero’s Shadow just won this title at the Spectacular Spectacle, and now he stands atop Hyrule! But already, he is being tested. We just saw the HPW Goddess Champion fall to a TCW legend, will we see the same happen here? Or will the Dark General lose this battle to the ace of the Dark Forces?
The bell rings and fans rally up as the two circle. They tie up, Onox powers Kage back to ropes, and the ref counts the ropebreak. Onox lets off slowly, but Kage kicks low! Kage headlocks, Onox powers up to lift him but Kage thrashes the hold. Onox endures, throws body shots, then powers out. Kage holds the ropes to stop himself, Onox rushes in and Kage lets him rebound off ropes to roll Onox up! TWO, Kage tries for Master Sword but Onox dodges! Kage goes to superkick but Onox blocks that. Onox pushes Kage over but Kage kips back up, MASTER SWORD! Onox tumbles out while fans fire up over the exchange.
Kage hurries to the ropes and aims, for a PLANCHA! Onox moves, Kage manages to land on his feet, and Onox CLOBBERS him! Fans fire up as Onox hauls Kage up to smack him off the apron! Onox brings Kage around to POST him, then brings Kage up to APRON BACK SUPLEX! Kage flops to the floor and Onox refreshes the ring count. Onox drags Kage up and whips him hard into barriers! Fans fire up and chant “You Still Got It!” as Onox storms up on Kage. Onox stands Kage against the barriers and CLUBS him in the chest! Kage snarls but Onox CLUBS him on the back! Onox shoves Kage into the ring, covers, ONE!!
Fans rally up while Onox drags Kage up. Onox trophy lifts Kage and carries him around! Fans fire up as Onox even holds Kage up with one arm! Then Onox DROPS Kage! Kage hits the mat and fans cheer as Onox flexes. Onox wants Kage to get back up, and Kage slowly rises. Onox runs the ropes, and he POUNCES Kage! Kage flounders to a corner and fans fire up as Onox runs corner to corner! But Kage moves and Onox hits buckles! Kage ENZIGURIS Onox into the corner, then GERMAN SUPLEXES Onox out of the corner! Fans fire up while both men are down! Onox sits up slowly, and Kage hurries over to get the wrists!
Onox resists being pulled into the Light Arrow, then gets a leg up to boot Kage away. Kage gets up, runs back in, but into a POP-UP GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Onox is growing frustrated with Kage’s toughness, but fans are rallying up. Onox kicks Kage to a corner, then hauls him up to the top rope. Onox ROCKS Kage with a haymaker, then climbs up to join Kage. Onox goes to suplex but Kage blocks it! Kage throws body shots, then CLUBS Onox’s back! And CLUBS him again and again and again! But Onox just stands up tall and glares at him! Onox HEADBUTTS Kage, Kage wobbles, and Onox brings him back in.
Onox suplexes but Kage fights free and slips under Onox! Kage CLUBS Onox on the back again, then tucks him into the corner! SUPERKICK! Kage then Electric Chair Lifts Onox from the corner! Fans fire up, but Onox is proving too much for Kage to carry, especially after the damage to his back. Kage drops and Onox gets to ropes. Kage staggers up, into a LARIAT from Onox! Both men are down again and fans fire back up. Onox seethes and gets to his feet, and he looms over Kage. Onox deadlifts Kage into a suplex! And then USHIGOROSHI! The Gorgon’s Stare! Cover, TWO!! Kage survives and Onox is furious!
Onox drags Kage up with both hands, and then TOSSES him to a corner! Onox SPLASHES Kage and lets him drop to the mat. Onox positions Kage in the drop zone and goes up the corner. Fans fire up, but Kage gets up to SHORYUKEN! Onox wobbles up top now, but Kage drags him into a fireman’s carry! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Kage uses the momentum and runs to the corner and comes back, SLIDING FOREARM! Fans fire up and Kage roars! Kage gets the wrists, but Onox spins and arm-drags Kage away! Kage gets back up, Onox rushes in, MASTER SWORD! Onox stays up and DISCUS!
Fans are thunderous and chant “This is Awesome!” as Onox shakes the cobwebs out of his head as he steadies himself. Kage kips up!?! Fans lose their minds now as Kage and Onox both look over their shoulders at the other. Kage hobbles as he turns around and walks up to Onox. Onox throws a heavy forearm, but Kage only takes a couple steps back! Kage ROCKS Onox back, but Onox only takes a couple steps back. Onox ROCKS Kage, Kage ROCKS Onox, and fans rally up as the forearms fly back and forth, faster and faster! Onox gets the edge, ROCKS Kage again, then spins, DISCUS- NO, Kage goes Matrix to avoid the lariat! HOOK KICK!
Onox staggers to a corner, Kage CHOP BLOCKS a leg! Onox drops to his knees and Kage starts raining down forearms against buckles! The ref counts, Kage lets off at 4 and then runs corner to corner. BLINDSIDE MASTER SWORD! Fans are thunderous again as Kage drags Onox up in a waistlock, and gets him up for a HIGH ANGLE GERMAN!! Bridging cover, TWO!!! Onox survives and Kage’s shock and indignation is clear, even through his skull face paint! Kage sits Onox up while getting his wrists, LIGHT ARROW!!! Cover, but they’re too close to the ropes! Kage curses while he drags Onox away by his arms, reels him in and underhooks!
But Onox stands up to have Kage in a Hebra Lift! HEBRA SLAM!! Onox falls onto the cover, TWO!!! Fans are going nuts but Onox is too tired to be shocked! Kage sits up in a daze while Onox drags himself to ropes. Onox drags himself up with the ropes, and he drops an elbow on Kage! Onox drags Kage back into a drop zone, goes up the corner again, but Kage hurries to get up and under him! Electric Chair Lift, tuck and DARK CLOUD DRIVER!! Cover, Kage wins!!!
Winner: Kage, by pinfall (denies Onox an HPW Triforce Championship match)
Fans are shocked but still give this battle a standing ovation! Kage and Onox both need some help standing back up, but they still walk over to each other on their own. Fans are chanting for “Both These Guys! Both These Guys!” as the two stare down. Onox offers a handshake, and fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” Kage looks at the hand a moment, then accepts the handshake! Fans love the sportsmanship shown from these two grim, gritty gladiators! But if the Dark General won’t have a title match at Treasure Island, who will?
HPW Termina Championship: Fin Balure w/ Arrow Club VS Igos du Ikana w/ The Ikana Royal Family!
Termina Championship Wrestling’s top title returns home! But after a controversial win, it’s around the waist of the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla. Will the Ruler of Ruin redeem himself and truly bring this title home? Or will Fin find a way to keep it reeeeel?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who waves the banner of TCW!
Fans fire up already with “Here we go, Igos, here we go! *clap clap*” Igos and Fin stare down while their factions talk trash to each other. The two slowly circle, approach, and tie up. Fin headlocks, grinds the hold, but Igos powers Fin back to ropes then powers out. They RAM shoulders, but neither man falls! Fans fire up and both sides cheer their leaders as Fin and Igos stare down again. Fin dares Igos to run, so Igos runs the ropes, and the RAM shoulders again! Fin staggers this time and the Ikana Royal Family cheers! Igos dares Fin to run the ropes, as does the IRF. Fin runs, RAMS shoulders with Igos, but Igos still stays up.
Fans rally again, “Here we go, Igos, here we go! *clap clap*” and get louder as the IRF encourage them. Igos runs, RAMS Fin, and Fin rebounds to RAM Igos back! Igos rebounds, but into Fin’s CHOP! Fin and Arrow Club laugh and soak up the heat, but then Fin turns around into Igos’ KICK to the chest! Fin sputters and Arrow Club complains to Tiger Sahasrahla. But he asks them, “It was a kick! That’s not illegal!” and fans laugh. Igos CLUBS Fin and puts him in a corner for body shots! Sahasrahla counts, Igos lets off at 4, but then he KICKS Fin in the chest again! And again! And again! Sahasrahla counts again, Igos lets off at 4 and fans are all fired up!
Fin is mad and he storms up on Igos! He and Igos start throwing hands and fans are loving this! Igos ROCKS Fin with a cross counter! Igos KICKS Fin in the chest again, and Fin drops to his knees! Igos KICKS Fin again, and again, and again! Fin manages to stay up, so Igos winds back. Igos runs in but Fin blocks the kick this time! Fin trips Igos to DOUBLE STOMP him down! Fin gets up, clutching his stinging chest, but he aims at Igos from a corner. Igos gets up, Fin runs in, but Igos avoids the shotgun dropkick! Fin hits the mat, Igos runs and PENALTY KICKS Fin down! Cover, TWO! Igos hurries for the dragon sleeper but Fin scrambles to the ropes!
Sahasrahla counts as Igos still grabs at Fin, and Igos lets off quick while egging Fin on. Fin is frustrated but the Young Ducks, Mack & Rick, calm him down. Fin and Igos reset and circle again. Fans rally up again, the two tie up, and they go around the ring. They end up on ropes, off ropes, back onto ropes, into a corner, back onto ropes, then Igos puts Fin back in a corner. Sahasrahla counts, Igos lets off slowly, but Fin is furious and he shoves Igos down! Fans boo but the Arrow Club laughs and talks trash while Fin shouts, “I’M the champion now! Termina is MINE!” Igos gets up and gets in Fin’s face, but Fin CHOPS Igos!
Fin eggs Igos on, and Igos KICKS Fin in the chest! Fin CHOPS, Igos KICKS, repeat, and fans fire up again! Igos kicks but blocks it, spins Igos around and waistlocks. Igos blocks the lift, pries the hold open and wrenches the arm to a wristlock. Igos CLUBS the arm, Fin CHOPS again, Igos back elbows! Fin checks his teeth, then turns back around into the IKANA RUSH! But Fin avoids the knee and hits a NECKBREAKER! Fin clamps onto Igos with a chinlock, grinds Igos down, and shifts position to almost have a Bully Choke! Igos endures, fans rally, and Igos moves around. Igos reaches out, Fin floats around and has the chinlock from the other side now.
Fans rally as Igos continues to endure. Fin blocks the ropes on one side, but Igos reaches for the other side. The Ducks pull the bottom rope back to keep it further away from Igos, but the IRF point it out! Sahasrahla reprimands the Ducks and they back off, and Igos reaches out for the ROPEBREAK! Fans cheer and Sahasrahla counts, but Fin holds until 4. Fin then stomps away on Igos at the ropes, even giving him springboard stomps! Fans boo and Sahasrahla counts again, and Fin stops at 4 to argue with him. This is a distraction so that Bad Croc Scaly can sucker punch Igos! Fans boo but the IRF rushes in!
Fans fire up as the IRF and Arrow Club start brawling! The IRF have a 4v3 advantage but Scaly is brawling with both Captain Keeta and Stal-Kid at the same time! Sahasrahla sees this and he tells them all to stop! Fin is upset because the IRF hit Arrow Club first, but Igos LOW BLOW UPPERCUTS Fin from behind! Fin feels the sting of karma while Igos rolls him up! Sahasrahla is a little slow to seeing the cover, hurries to count, TWO!! Fin survives but Igos keeps his focus. Igos lifts Fin’s head with his foot, stands him up, spins, but Fin rushes in to BLINDSIDE HEADBUTT! Igos staggers, Fin reels him in for a dragon sleeper, ELBOW DROP DDT!
Fans are going nuts now while both men are down! Fin snarls and gets to his feet. Fin drags Igos into a drop zone, then goes out to the apron. Fans rally for Igos as Fin climbs the corner. Fin aims, leaps, COUP DE- NO! Igos moves and Fin lands on his feet, legs jamming! Fin turns around, ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Igos hurries to turn Fin over to cover, but the brawling on the outside spills into the ring! The Ducks SUPERKICK Hurr & Durr! Sahasrahla reprimands and Igos is furious! Igos ROCKS Mack with a forearm, BOOTS Rick, back elbows Mack, and ROUNDHOUSES Scaly off the apron!
Sahasrahla ushers the Ducks out of the ring and Igos goes back to Fin. Igos waistlocks but Fin holds onto the top buckle pad! Igos keeps trying to pull Fin away from the corner but Fin still holds on! But then the buckle pad comes loose! Sahasrahla notices, tries to get the buckle pad from Fin but Fin throws it away. Sahasrahla chases after it and Fin LOW BLOW MULE KICKS Igos! Payback for the payback! Fans boo but Fin aims from the opposite corner. Sahasrahla still wants the buckle pad but Mack has it and won’t give it back! Fin SHOTGUNS Igos into the corner and the exposed turnbuckle!
Igos staggers forward, clutching the spot between his shoulders, and Fin SLINGBLADES him down! Rick points out to Sahasrahla that Fin is climbing up top! COUP DE GRACE!! Fans boo as Sahasrahla counts the cover, Fin wins!
Winner: Fin Balure, by pinfall (still HPW Termina Champion)
Fans are furious that the Zora Rock ‘n’ Rolla won by both hook and by crook! Captain Keeta is furious but Scaly grabs him and hits him with the GRENADE FIST! Stal-Kid rushes into the ring, but the Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK him down! Fans start throwing plastic water bottles and popcorn bags in anger and disgust, but the Arrow Club just revels in it! And now Fin gets the mic! “I believe it’s tradition in Termina that the winner of the main event gets to speak. So everyone just shut the hell up for a minute!” Fans only boo harder, and Fin says, “This is on way to treat your HPW Termina Champion!”
Fin holds up the belt and says it again, “I am YOUR Hyrule Pro-Wrestling Termina Champion! Igos’ time has long since past him by, and now you are in a new era! The Reeeeeel Era! And we’re only getting started! On Treasure Island, all the gold is on the line, and that is where Bad Croc Scaly and the Young Ducks will take those HPW Trios Championships from that sorry bleedin’ excuse for a team in Ganondorf and his two Young Boys! As for me, I could defend MY HPW Termina Championship…” Fans boo hard as ever and that annoys Arrow Club. “But at the same time,” Fin continues, “I did happen to notice our HPW Triforce Champion’s card is open.”
Fans boo more as they sense where Fin is going with this. Fin says that Arrow Club already said they’re not settling for just a few belts. Fin officially issues a challenge to Kage, the HPW Triforce Champion! Fans boo, but then they cheer when they see Kage walk out on stage! Kage, face paint smeared from his match with Onox, glares at Fin in the ring. Kage has a mic and the title in hand, and he says, “You’re on.” Kage raises the Triforce title, Fin raises the Termina title, and fans have a reason to cheer again! Will the Hero’s Shadow humble the ambitious Fin Balure? Or will Arrow Club soon reign over all of HPW?
My Thoughts:
I love where this went to lead into Treasure Island. Link is part of his first Eventide Challenge, though to be fair there’ve only been two and we’re heading for the third… But I like how the Battle Royal turned out and how we’ve got some good feuds in that group of six. The Goddess Championship was a lot of fun, as was the Triforce Championship match, but I felt like it was a good move that only one of them would owe a match at Treasure Island. And I felt that it was best if Zelda was the one who owed a title match, she had been coasting this year and needed something to put pressure on her.
And of course, a great Termina Championship match, I feel that was just the right amount of “overbooking” given the factions each man leads. Arrow Club of course had to be the Heels here, IRF are the hometown heroes and treated as Faces. And Fin challenging for the top title felt like a good moving going into Treasure Island, but don’t worry, there will be something cooked up over the Termina Championship and how Treasure Island demands all belts be defended.
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 62
As HPW heads into Autumn, another Dark Horse Stampede has begun! But the Faces of Evil have forced their way into things, will they all steal spots in the Hyrule Warriors match?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Mixed 10 Person Tag: The Arrow Club VS Link & TSDQ; Arrow Club wins.
- Hyrule Warriors Qualifier: Harlequin VS Rod Wyler; Harlequin wins and advances to Clash of Fates.
- Hyrule Warriors Qualifier: Militron VS Armos Knight; Militron wins and advances to Clash of Fates.
- Hyrule Warriors Qualifier: Glutko VS CRAGMA; Cragma wins and advances to Clash of Fates.
- Hyrule Warriors Qualifier: Lupay VS Ralph; Ralph wins and advances to Clash of Fates.
PLAY BY PLAY
HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
The Clash of Fates is on the horizon, and a stampede has begun. But some lowdown barrel boarders had to barge in and bully their way into things. The Faces of Evil ruined the returns of past participants, are they going to do the same to the rest? Or can Rod Wyler, Armos Knight, Cragma & Ralph wrangle these bad hosses and rope their own ticket to the big dance?
But first, this are escalating between big factions! Ruto defeated Ladrona while Fin Balure & The Young Ducks cheated The Good, the Bad & The Studly! And now, The Macho Goron is aimed at the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship! Yunobo joins Arrow Club in taking on Groose, Tingle, Skull Kid, Ladrona and LINK! Will Mr. Eventide already have the edge on the Hero of Hyrule? Or will we see that The Studly Don’t Quit? HPW Dark Horse Stampede 3 starts now!
Mixed 10 Person Tag: The Arrow Club VS Link & TSDQ!
From Ruto retaining the Goddess Championship to Fin Balure & The Young Ducks retaining the World Trios Championships, to #YunoBro winning this year’s Eventide Challenge, Arrow Club seemingly has it all. But that means they also have beef! Will Arrow Club still be feeling Too Sweet? Or will The Hero of Hyrule, The Thief Girl & The Studly Guys show Arrow Club isn’t ready for the Clash of Fates?
Both teams have great coordinate ring gear, Arrow Club wearing black and gold because they have a lot of gold, while Link and TSDQ went with green and white. The teams sort out, and while Fin wants to start, Yunobo pushes forward and calls out Link! Link steps forward and the fans fire up for this Triforce World Championship preview! The bell rings, the two circle, and the fans rally up. They tie up, and Yunobo powers Link right to an open corner. The ref counts, Yunobo lets off at 4 but he doesn’t step back. The ref tells him to step back, Yunobo slowly moves, but he keeps his eyes on Link.
Link and Yunobo reset, circle again, and the fans rally. They feel things out, knuckle lock, but then Yunobo ROCKS Link with a forearm! Yunobo then whips Link hard into a corner! Link staggers forward, Yunobo runs up to RAM him back into the corner! The fans boo as Yunobo digs his shoulder in, and the ref counts. Yunobo lets off at 4, argues with the ref, then goes back to Link. Yunobo brings Link around, picks him up, and runs corner to corner! Link manages to sunset flip first! Yunobo stays up, then he YANKS Link right up, to then RAM Link into the corner anyway! The fans boo, but Yunobo tells them to shut up!
Yunobo puts Link up top, climbs up, but Link resists the suplex! Link throws body shots, then fires forearms! Link ELBOWS Yunobo down, and Yunobo complains to the ref. This is a distraction so Mack Quackson can go after Link! Link kicks Mack away, TSDQ protests, but Yunobo’s right back up! And he goes to the very top, to SUPER STEINER!? Fans freak out seeing someone that big doing something that acrobatic! Link flounders, Yunobo storms over to cover, TWO! Yunobo is already frustrated, but he drags Link up to get in his face! “You’re supposed to be the champ? You’re supposed to be the champ!?”
Yunobo whips Link, but Link holds ropes to stop himself. Link SUPERKICKS Yunobo away, then he avoids a cheap shot from Fin to BOOT Mack! Link gets away from Rick, but Yunobo LARIATS Link inside-out! Yunobo roars, Arrow Club cheers, but the fans boo. Yunobo drags Link to the corner, stomps a mudhole into him, but lets off as the ref counts. Tag to Mack and Mack drags Link up. Mack snapmares Link, clamps on a chinlock, and grinds him down. The fans rally as Link endures and reaches out for his corner. Link fights up, but Mack changes sides on the headlock! Mack kicks Groose’s hand! But Link hits a BIG back suplex!
Both men are down and the fans rally up more! But then Rick runs in! The ref reprimands but Rick’s already dragged Link back to the Arrow Club corner! The fans boo, the ref reprimands more, but Mack still tags Rick in. Rick stomps away on Link, taunts TSDQ, and the ref has to stop TSDQ from barging in. This only allows for Mack, Rick and even Fin to stomp Link! The fans boo more, but Arrow Club gets away with that. Rick drags Link up, CHOKES him on ropes, but lets off as the ref counts. Rick lets off, and Ruto kisses Link on the forehead…? Then she SLAPS him! Link staggers, Rick brings him into a snap suplex! Cover, TWO!
Rick keeps Link down with another chinlock. The fans rally as Link endures again, and Link fights up. Link fires body shots, reaches out, but Rick throws him down by his hair! Rick soaks up heat, but Link kips up! Hot tag to Groose! The fans fire up while Rick panics, and Groose CLOBBERS him! Groose DECKS Mack, DECKS Fin, hits Yunobo, but Yunobo just stares him down! Yunobo steps in but the ref stops him! Groose goes back to Rick, brings him up, and whips him to the Studly corner. Groose runs in to RAM into Rick, and Skull Kid tags in. Skull Kid runs, taunts Yunobo, then runs back to UPPERCUT Rick in the corner!
Skull Kid brings Rick around to scoop, but Rick slips free! Rick shoves Skull Kid, Tingle tags in, and Skull Kid blocks the superkick! Tingle gets moving while Skull Kid spins Rick around, HIP ATTACK! Tingle fires up and the fans fire up with him! Tingle runs to SENTON! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up, Tingle clamps onto Rick’s arm and grinds him down. Rick endures, moves around, Tingle shifts to headlock. Tingle grinds Rick, Rick fights up, Ladrona tags in as Rick powers up and out. Tingle drops, Ladrona hurdles, then Ladrona drop toeholds for Tingle to basement dropkick! Ladrona covers, TWO, but Ladrona keeps hold of a leg.
Ladrona drags Rick back, tags Groose, but Rick gets away! Rick goes to the Arrow Club corner, and he tags in Fin. The fans fire up as these two meet again. They stare down as they approach, and the fans duel! “Fin’s Not Studly!” “Yes, He Is!” Fin and Groose scowl at each other, and they start throwing hands! The fans fire up, Groose gets the edge! Groose has Fin in a corner, the ref counts, and Groose lets up. Groose then whips corner to corner, runs in, but Fin goes up and out! Groose hits buckles, Fin GAMANGIRIS! Groose staggers back, Fin gets running, and he SLINGBLADES! Fin aims from a corner while the fans are torn.
Groose staggers to his feet, Fin runs in and he SHOTGUNS Groose down! Fin flexes, the fans duel, “Fin’s Not Studly!” “Yes, He Is!” Fin climbs a corner, The Ducks & Ruto run to BLAST TSDQ down! Yunobo goes after Link from the outside! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Fin aims at Groose, COUP DE GRACE! Cover, Ladrona breaks it! The fans fire up, Ruto drags Ladrona up, but Ladrona tosses Ruto out first! Ladrona then goes to the apron, and she CANNONBALLS to wipe Ruto out! Fin drags Groose up, but Groose shoots around to GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans are torn as Groose holds on and brings Fin up, for a second GERMAN SUPLEX!
Groose still holds on, drags Fin up again, but Fin standing switches, DOUBLE SUPERKICKS from The Ducks! Fin then dragon sleepers Groose, but Skull Kid and Tingle run in, they DOUBLE HIP ATTACK The Ducks! Groose powers up to snapmare Fin! Tingle SENTONS, then Skull Kid PLANKING SPLASHES! Groose tops it off with a FIST DROP! Cover, TWO! Fin survives the onslaught, Groose looks to the corner, but where’s Link? Link and Yunobo have brawled their way up on stage! Yunobo gorilla presses Link over his head! Fans freak out but Link fights free, to HOOK SHOT! Yunobo wobbles, and Link takes aim again.
Link SUPER- NO, Yunobo blocks the kick! Yunobo YANKS Link in, pops him up to a fireman’s carry, and GORON DROPS off the stage!! They both crash down through tables!! The fans lose their minds, The Studly are stunned, and then The Ducks shove both Skull Kid & Tingle into Groose! STEREO SUPERKICKS take Tingle & Skull Kid out! Ladrona and Ruto are still scrapping, having wandered off into the crowd! Fin brings Groose around, Half Hatch for the DEPTH CHARGE!! Cover, Arrow Club wins!
Winners: Arrow Club, by pinfall
A much cleaner win this time, but also a bit more hectic. Yunobo and Link are stirring in the wreckage off stage, will either man be in any shape for the Clash of Fates? Will Arrow Club only dominate even more of HPW? Or will they soon fall like the Autumn leaves?
Hyrule Warriors Qualifier: ??? VS ???
The Faces of Evil may have ruined things for Freezlord, Avalaunch, Blaino & The Great Boomerang, but they will be facing the repercussions in the ring! However, neither side knows who is facing who until the music hits! Who sets the pace for this race between the FOE and the Dark Horses?
First out for The FOE is… Harlequin! The boisterous Bokoblin and de facto leader of The Faces of Evil looks to lead off, but who will he be facing? The barking theme song reveals it is Rod Wyler! Will The Greatest Wossler in the World whip respect into this joker? Or will Harlequin be laughing all the way to the bank?
The bell rings and the two circle. They feel things out, going for knuckle locks, but Harlequin keeps switching hands, left then right and back again. Harlequin then backs up to flip Rod off, and Rod gets annoyed. The fans boo but Harlequin has an obnoxious grin as he and Rod reset. They feel things out again, knuckle lock, but then Harlequin kicks low! Harlequin headlocks, laughs, but Rod slips out the back and hammerlocks Harlequin. The fans cheer while Harlequin frowns. Harlequin reaches back as he works on an escape. He reaches left, then reaches right, but Rod stays behind him the whole time.
Rod sticks his leg out as bait on Harlequin falls for it. Rod goes up and over, slides under as Harlequin goes after him, then shoves Harlequin. Again Rod baits Harlequin with a leg and Harlequin falls for it again. Rod steps up and around and he now has Harlequin in a STANDING CROSSFACE! Harlequin endures while the fans cheer, and Rod grinds Harlequin down for a CROSSFACE on the ground! Harlequin still endures, reaches out, but Rod pulls way back on the hold! Harlequin kicks around, pops his arm free and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Rod lets go, and the fans applaud, but Harlequin bails out.
The fans boo while Harlequin shakes his arm out. Harlequin frowns and covers up his ears while he paces. Rod slides out and Harlequin turns around into a LARIAT! The fans cheer again and Rod brings Harlequin up. Rod puts Harlequin in, covers, ONE! Harlequin is tougher than that, but Rod grabs a leg. Rod hooks the legs, reaches for the arms, but Harlequin resists. So Rod STOMPS the legs! Harlequin clutches his knees, and he crawls. Rod stalks Harlequin to a corner, grabs at him, but Harlequin kicks at him. Rod stomps Harlequin, but the ref counts. Rod stops at 4, goes back for more, but Harlequin YANKS Rod into buckles!
Fans boo as now Harlequin stomps Rod in the corner! The ref counts, Harlequin lets off, then jumps up to stand on Rod! Harlequin stomps away like throwing a tantrum, and the fans boo again! The ref counts, Harlequin stops to stand on the corner and soak up heat. Harlequin then hops down to drag Rod from the corner. Harlequin drops an elbow, then drops a leg, then FALLING HEADBUTTS! Cover, TWO! Harlequin is annoyed but the fans cheer. Harlequin drops onto Rod and wraps on a headlock. Rod endures the grind, moves around, fights up, but Harlequin hits a headlock takeover. Rod headscissors, Harlequin kips free.
Rod headlocks for a takeover, Harlequin headscissors, and Rod kips free. Harlequin headlocks but Rod wrenches right out! Harlequin rolls, spins, spins, and then spins again, traps Rod’s arm and TWEAKS it! Rod staggers while shaking the arm out, and Harlequin BLINDSIDE LARIATS him! Harlequin stalks Rod, runs up, and drops KNEES on the bad arm! Rod writhes and the fans boo, but Harlequin stalks Rod to ropes. Harlequin wraps the bad arm around ropes and pulls! The fans boo more and the ref reprimands. Harlequin lets go as the ref counts, and he KICKS Rod against ropes! The ref reprimands again but Harlequin backs off.
Rod goes to a corner, clutches his arm, and Harlequin runs in corner to corner to BACK BODY BLOCK! And then HEADBUTT! Rod sits down in the corner while Harlequin shakes out the stars. Harlequin then runs up to CANNON-BOAR! Harlequin rolls back from the inverted cannonball, reels Rod in, and DDTs! Rod is stuck with butt in the air! Harlequin pushes him over to cover, TWO!! Rod survives being spiked and the fans fire up! Harlequin SLAPS Harlequin on the back of the head! The fans boo, but Harlequin talks trash on Rod. Harlequin pie faces Rod, and Rod gets mad. The fans rally as Rod stands up.
Harlequin pie faces Rod again, shouts “You suck!” then SPITS at Rod! Rod glares at Harlequin and fans tell Harlequin he messed up! Rod rushes Harlequin and fires furious fists! The fans fire up while Harlequin can barely guard! Rod has Harlequin in a corner, hammers away on him, but the ref counts! Rod won’t listen so the ref has to pull him away. The fans boo, Rod jukes past the ref, but Harlequin throat chops him! The fans boo more as the ref misses that, and Harlequin grabs Rod in a dragon sleeper! TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR! Cover, Harlequin wins!
Winner: Harlequin, by pinfall (advances to Clash of Fates)
And another Dark Horse falls! Harlequin leads the way for his league of lunatics, will they start to take over the Clash of Fates?
Hyrule Warriors Qualifier: ??? VS ???
Round one goes to the Faces of Evil, but there are still more matches to be had. Up next for the FOE: Militron! Who will the Armored Annihilator look to annihilate? It’s… ARMOS KNIGHT! A fitting match-up here, but who proves they are the better behemoth?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and have a Test of Strength. They go shoulder to shoulder, and the fans rally as they end up in a deadlock. Militron starts bending Armos back, but Armos powers up to stand up! Now Armos starts bending Militron back! The fans fire up, Militron looks a bit panicked, and he drops back to MONK- NO, Armos is a bit big to flip! They teeter back, and Militron goes up to then fall back again! MONKEY FLIP! The fans cheer, they can’t help but like the improvisation. Militron then storms up on Armos to RAM him into a corner!
The ref counts as Militron digs his shoulder in. Armos clubs Militron but Militron RAMS him again! The ref reprimands, Militron lets off, and he whips Armos, only to send him back into the corner! Armos bounces off buckles, and Militron fireman’s carries! GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans cheer as Armos stays in this but Militron is frustrated. Militron clamps on with a chinlock and squeezes tight. The fans rally as Armos endures and Militron leans on the hold. Armos fights up, throws body shots, but Militron CLUBS him on the back! Armos drops to his knees, and it’s back to the chinlock!
The fans rally, Armos fights up again, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Militron staggers to a corner, Armos runs up and RAMS him now! Armos digs his shoulder in, the ref reprimands, but Armos lets off to whip corner to corner. Militron bounces off buckles, and Armos whips him back the other way! Militron again bounces off buckles, and Armos fireman’s carries for a GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Armos is annoyed but he drags Militron up. The fans rally as Armos wrenches an arm, CLUBS the arm, then wrenches again. Militron ROCKS Armos with a right, but Armos holds on to wrench the arm again.
Armos CLUBS the arm, whips Militron, but Militron holds onto ropes. Armos storms up but Militron BOOTS him! Militron runs up, and he TACKLES Armos through the ropes! Both big men tumble to the floor while the fans fire up! The ref checks, and Militron is already back up on his feet. Armos is still in this and the fans rally up. Militron drags Armos up, and he whips Armos hard into the barriers! Armos slumps down while fans boo Militron. Militron tells them to shut up, then he takes aim at Armos. Militron runs to CANNONBALL Armos against barriers! The front row has to move back a bit, and the fans boo more.
The ring count is climbing, but Militron refreshes it. Militron goes back to Armos, drags him up and in, and fans rally for Armos as Militron looms over him. Militron slaps Armos on the back of the head and taunts him. Militron keeps slapping Armos, and Armos slowly sits up. Militron scuffs Armos, and Armos is getting mad. The fans rally, Militron scuffs Armos again, but Armos stands right up! Armos gets in Militron’s face, Militron eggs him on, so Armos fires a forearm! Militron eggs him on more, so Armos fires more and more and more forearms! Armos winds up, but Militron ROCKS him with just one!
The fans boo but Militron kicks low. Militron reels Armos in, but Armos fights the lift! Armos wrenches out, ducks Militron’s punch, and clinches for an URENAGE! And SENTON! The fans fire up with Armos as he rises! Armos waits on Militron to get up, pumping up an arm as he waits. Militron slowly rises, Armos runs and builds speed, to LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Armos can’t believe Militron is still in this! The fans fire up for Armos as he thinks of what else to do. Armos drags Militron up, brings him to a corner, and hoists him up top. Armos climbs, the fans rally, and Armos brings Militron up, only for Militron to throw body shots!
Armos steps down to the second rope, and Militron HEADBUTTS him! Armos wobbles, Militron brings him back in, and hooks a leg! SUPER FISHERMAN BUSTER!! The fans lose their minds while both big men are down! Militron slowly rises, and he goes over to Armos. Militron drags Armos up, reels him in, and suplexes, for the PILEDRIVER!! Cover, Militron wins!
Winner: Militron, by pinfall (advances to Clash of Fates)
Armos is hit by “The Devastator,” and the fans are devastated that another Face of Evil has won! The FOE improve their odds, will the remaining Dark Horses be able to stop the others?
Hyrule Warriors Qualifier: ??? VS ???
Two down and two to go, The Faces of Evil are winning 2-0! Will they make it three in a row? Or can the Dark Horses turn the tables?
The third FOE is… GLUTKO! And for the Dark Horses, it’s… CRAGMA! As if the previous match-up wasn’t beefy, this one is bulky! But which hoss will suffer loss while the other advances to the Clash of Fates?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They egg each other on, and then they run up to RAM shoulders! “MEAT!” They RAM shoulders again, “MEAT!” and again, “MEAT!” Cragma fires a haymaker! And another! And another! Cragma whips but Glutko blocks! Glutko whips Cragma to ropes, then CLOBBERS Cragma! The fans boo while Glutko covers, TWO! Glutko stalks Cragma while fans rally up, and Glutko CHOKES Cragma on ropes. The ref counts, Glutko lets off at 4, then he YANKS ropes to bring Cragma down. Glutko runs, but Cragma moves and the SPLASH FLOPS! The fans fire up while Cragma hurries to his feet.
Cragma watches Glutko rise, then runs up to push Glutko to ropes. Cragma then clinches to HIP TOSS Glutko! The fans are thunderous seeing the ring practically shake! Cragma roars, the fans fire up more, and Cragma aims at Glutko again. Glutko rises up, Cragma runs in, but Glutko stifles his spear with his massive gut! The fans lose their minds, but with “HOLY MEAT! HOLY MEAT!” Glutko then gut wrenches Cragma up onto his shoulder! But Cragma kicks and flails free! Cragma ROLLING ELBOWS Glutko, roars, but both men run! Glutko hits a MASSIVE BODY PRESS! Cover, TWO!! The fans are thunderous as Cragma survives!
Glutko is fuming, and he hauls Cragma up, right into a BEARHUG! The fans rally up while Cragma endures the squeeze! Glutko thrashes Cragma around, but Cragma refuses to give up. Cragma throws elbows into Glutko, then HEADBUTTS him! Fans cheer as Glutko lets go and staggers back. Cragma runs up, Glutko takes a swing, but Cragma ducks the lariat, ducks the backhand, and SPEARS!! Down goes Glutko and the fans are thunderous! Cover, TWO!! Glutko survives and the fans are shocked! Cragma roars and the fans fire up again! Cragma waits on Glutko as he rises up. Cragma ripcords Glutko and reels him in, for a POWERSLAM!!
The fans are thunderous again, and somehow the ring hasn’t fallen apart! Cragma then goes to a corner, and he climbs up! The fans go nuts as he MOONSAULTS!! Cover, Cragma wins!!
Winner: Cragma, by pinfall (advances to Clash of Fates)
The fans erupt with Cragma as he stands victorious over Glutko! The Dark Horses finally get on the board, but will they tie things up in the final round?
Hyrule Warriors Qualifier: ??? VS ???
It all comes down to this! By process of elimination, we know that the final Face of Evil is Lupay, and the final Dark Horse is the returning Lad from Labrynna! Will the Wild Wolfos put FOE on top? Or will we Ralph-a become the Alpha?
The bell rings and the fans rally for Ralph as he and Lupay circle. The two tie up, Lupay headlocks, but Ralph wrenches, hammerlocks then headlocks. Lupay powers up and out, but Ralph runs him over! The fans cheer, things keep moving, and Lupay drops down to then DROPKICK! Lupay handsprings up and the fans fire up! Lupay stands Ralph up to ROCK him with a forearm, then CHOP him at the ropes. Lupay whips, Ralph LABRYNNA LINES! And he kips up, too! The fans fire up while Lupay staggers to a corner. Ralph reels Lupay in, but Lupay fights the lift. Lupay runs, Ralph reels him in to back suplex. But Lupay lands out!
Lupay kicks low, reels Ralph in, but Ralph wrenches out. Lupay dodges the lariat, Ralph dodges the superkick, and Lupay dodges the knee! The fans cheer as the two have a standoff. The fans rally again as the two circle. They step up at center, talk some smack, and Lupay ROCKS Ralph with a forearm. Ralph winds up to ROCK Lupay back! Lupay shakes that off, and Ralph eggs him on, so Lupay ROCKS Ralph again. Ralph shakes that off, to ROCK Lupay again! Lupay staggers but he shakes his head! The fans rally up for Lupay and he comes back, but Ralph ducks! Ralph winds up but Lupay BODY BLOWS Ralph!
Ralph sputters to a corner, Lupay staggers around, and even Lupay ends up in a corner. Ralph coughs while he stands back up, and he storms over to Lupay . Ralph brings Lupay up, to DDT! The fans rally and Ralph paces. Ralph drags Lupay up, whips him to a corner hard, and Lupay bounces off buckles to fall to the mat! The fans duel, and the “LU~PAY!” actually even out with the “RALPH! RALPH!” “LU~PAY!” “RALPH!” “LU~PAY!” “RALPH!” Ralph whips Lupay hard into a corner again! Ralph runs in, but Lupay dodges! Ralph’s knee hits buckles and he tumbles out to the floor! Lupay builds speed, and he DIVES! Direct hit and Ralph is sent over railing!
The front row is excited to become part of the show, but now Lupay goes up to the very top! Ralph has the fans move out of the way as Lupay SUPER ASAI MOONSAULTS!! Direct hit and down into the chairs!! The fans are thunderously losing their minds and referee Tiger Sahasrahla hurries to check on both men. The chants for “LU~PAY!” “RALPH! are at their loudest as Lupay rises from the floor! But Ralph also stands, and staggers his way back to ringside. Lupay catches up and puts Ralph in the ring. Then Lupay goes up to SPRINGBOARD SWANTON! And then LYNEL-SAULT! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up again as Lupay goes to a corner. Lupay drags himself up, then storms over to Ralph. Lupay ROCKS Ralph with a forearm! Lupay fires another but Ralph fires back! Lupay ROCKS Ralph again, then BOOTS him to the corner! Lupay whips corner to corner, but Ralph reverses. Lupay goes up and over, keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges to springboard, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!!! Lupay survives and Ralph scowls but the fans are thunderous again! Ralph goes outside the ring, and starts looking under! Ralph brings out a TABLE! The fans fire up but Sahasrahla says don’t do it!
Ralph sets the table up at ringside, then storms up to the apron. Ralph drags Lupay over, but Sahasrahla still tells him to stop. Ralph stands Lupay up, and Lupay ROUNDHOUSES him! Lupay then reels Ralph in and tucks the arms! The fans go wild but Ralph powers up! Ralph ALPHA ELBOWS Lupay, then ALPHA KNEES him! Ralph hauls Lupay up, but Lupay grabs ropes to stop the lift! Lupay CLUBS away on Ralph, then slips inside. Only to climb up and bring Ralph up! Ralph shoves Lupay back, goes up the corner, but Lupay ROCKS Ralph! Lupay climbs back up, only for Ralph to ROCK him in return!
Ralph fires more shots, but Lupay ROCKS Ralph again! And again! And again! Lupay then goes to the very top, to SUPER DUPER STEINER!! Lupay jumps right back up, for AWOOO-SAULT!! Lupay coughs from how hard he landed! Lupay has to crawl back to cover, TWO!!! Ralph survives and the fans are electric! Ralph and Lupay stir, the fans rally as hard as they can, and Lupay vows to end this! Lupay reels Ralph in, hooks up the arms, and lifts for- NO! Ralph powers out, ROCKS Lupay, then waistlocks. Lupay elbows free, runs, but into elbow! Elbow! ROLLING EL- NO, ENZIGIRI! Lupay runs, but into a BOOT!
Ralph jumps up but Lupay gets under! Lupay jumps up, to POISON-RANA!! Lupay runs, to LARIAT!! And then the hook up, the lift, and FACEBUSTER!!! #WolfAtTheDoor! Cover, TWO?!?!? Ralph survives and shocks everyone! The fans are electric but Lupay pleads with Sahasrahla! Sahasrahla says sorry, but his count was fair, that was still just two. Lupay goes to a corner, and with fans cheering him on, Lupay tunes up the band. Ralph stands, turns around, but he falls before the “Howling Mad” kick! Ralph bails out of the ring, but Lupay pursues. HOWLING MAD! Ralph flops onto his own table! Lupay hurries up top!
The fans are thunderous as Lupay climbs to the very top! Lupay aims, but Ralph pushes the table around. Lupay hops down to drag Ralph up, but Ralph scoops Lupay! The fans go nuts as Ralph has Lupay tucked in! BASTARD DRIVER through the table!!! The fans lose their minds as Ralph might’ve just destroyed Lupay! Ralph leaves Lupay behind and wants the ring count! Sahasrahla starts, and we see Lupay has a bloody cut on his back from that landing! Ralph wants the count to go faster, we’re only at 3 of 10! Lupay flounders at 5, drags himself up with railing and stands at 6! The front row cheers, Lupay hobbles at 7, but trips on the table!
Lupay is down at 8! He pushes back up, flounders, staggers, 9!! Lupay slides in safe at 9.99!! The fans are thunderous, but Ralph powers up! ALPHA ELBOW!!! And then, he drags Lupay back up, suplexes, RAGING- CRADLE COUNTER!!! Cover, TWO!!! HOWLING MAD!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? Ralph escapes once, then survives the next, the fans are as loud as they can be for both men! Lupay grabs the ropes to drag himself up. Ralph sits up at the center of the ring, but Lupay crawls over. Ralph fires a forearm, but Lupay fires one back. Neither man has a lot behind those, but they aren’t giving up.
Ralph sits Lupay up so he can fire a flurry! Lupay flops back over, but he reaches out. Sahasrahla checks on him, and somehow Lupay sits up again. Ralph eggs Lupay on, and Lupay drags himself up. Lupay slashes his throat, and he SPITS at Ralph! So Ralph winds up and ALPH- NO, Lupay rolls him up, with bridge! TWO!! HOWLING MAD!! Lupay reels Ralph in, but Ralph powers up! Hebra Lift, but the Ralph swings Lupay around into a BASTARD- NO, Lupay fights, but that’s just a wheelbarrow! Lupay victory rolls! TWO!!! WHEELBARROW GERMAN!!! Lupay roars and rises, but into the LARIAT!!! Cover, ONE?!?!?!
The fans are erupting, these two men are going beyond normal limits!! POWER DRIVE KNEE!!! Cover, TWO!?!?! Lupay is foaming at the mouth, but Ralph is just as furious! Ralph kicks Lupay, suplexes, into RAGING FIRE!!!! Cover, RALPH WINS!!
Winner: Ralph, by pinfall (advances to Clash of Fates)
An absolute epic that no one knew these two had in them! What a way to end the Stampede! And now, two Faces of Evil and two Dark Horses are heading towards The Clash of Fates! But are any of these four fated to go all the way to the end and become a Hyrule Warrior?
My Thoughts:
Finally getting one done before the last minute, but it was still tricky deciding who would go over in each match-up. I knew Ralph would from the start to make up for his time away, but I wasn’t sure if FOE should have a dominating 3-1 or let things be even. I hope I captured some of that Brock Lesnar VS Goldberg kind of feeling for Glutko VS Cragma. Y’know, hard hitting yet short match between two massive opponents. Now, on to the fifth Clash of Fates, which is going to again be big time.
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Musical Chairs S4: E5- Alice In Chains & Rainbow [091724]
Musical Chairs returns for Episode 5 of Season 4. This week, the guys cover Alice In Chains and Rainbow!
Patrick returns to Musical Chairs as the guys cover two more epic bands from the pages of rock’s history book. For several weeks now, Patrick has made it known that he planned on covering Alice In Chains for his next band, and that would come to pass with this Episode. Formed in the late 80s, Alice In Chains rose to rock prominence in the early 90’s with some of the most iconic songs from that entire era. Despite losing one of the most recognizable frontmen of that time frame (Layne Staley), the band has forged on and is still making great music to this day. Dave, on the other hand, covers Rainbow. After leaving Deep Purple, Ritchie Blackmore created Rainbow, and despite an ever-changing lineup of singers and band members, Rainbow certainly left its mark and became a staple of the early days of MTV. It’s another great installment of Musical Charis that you won’t want to miss.
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