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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (8/24/22)

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AEW Dynamite 2021

This cannot wait for All Out!

Jon Moxley and CM Punk are not waiting for All Out, they want to fight NOW! Who will be the UNDISPUTED AEW World Champion in Cleveland?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Dax Harwood VS Jay Lethal; Lethal wins.
  • Billy Gunn w/ The Acclaimed VS Colten Gunn w/ Austin Gunn; Colten wins.
  • Britt Baker w/ Jamie Hayter & Rebel VS KiLynn King; Baker wins.
  • Undisputed AEW World Championship: CM Punk VS Jon Moxley; Moxley wins and is the Undisputed AEW World Champion.
  • AEW World Trios Championship Tournament, Opening Round: Death Triangle VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins and advances.

PLAY BY PLAY

Chris Jericho heads to the ring!

Le Champion, The Wizard, is here to confront his young protégé, Daniel Garcia, about whether or not Garcia is a sports entertainer, or a pro-wrestler. Fans sing Judas for him, and then Jericho gets the mic. “You sound loud tonight, Cleveland!” Fans cheer that! “Welcome to Dynamite. And last week, there was a little bit of an issue between myself and one of my favorite members of the Jericho Appreciation Society. And we agreed to come out here tonight to discuss those issues and work them out, face to face.” So Jericho introduces one of his favorite people, a future world champion, his protégé, Daniel Garcia!

Fans cheer as the Dragonslayer makes his way out, a mic already in hand, and a worried look on his face. Garcia joins Jericho in the ring and fans chant, “You’re a Wrestler!” Jericho is annoyed by that, “I’m trying to be civil about this. Please shut up!” Fans boo but Jericho tells Garcia not to listen tot he fans. they don’t understand the connection Jericho and Garcia have. Garcia had a classic match with Bryan Danielson, and he slayed the dragon. But at the end of the match, emotions were running high, and Garcia put his hands on Jericho. Garcia spun Jericho around, slapped his hand away, but Garcia had just gone through hell and was disappointed from losing.

Jericho wants Garcia to apologize. Fans boo that and chant “NO! NO! NO!” Jericho says Garcia can just apologize. Garcia says, “You knew how special that moment was to me. You knew how special it was for me to share the ring with my hero, Bryan Danielson. Thirty minutes with my hero. People are calling it the greatest match in Dynamite history and it’s not even close. Rave reviews everywhere. I hung with my hero! The people who call him the best wrestler in the world, I hung with him for thirty minutes.” Fans cheer that. “That match that I had last week, it’s the kind of match that I always dreamt having as a kid.”

When Garcia was living at home in Buffalo, he dreamt of having that kind of match and he got to have it last week! Garcia can only hope there was someone watching at home, whether it’s his little nephew, his cousin, or any random kid anywhere in the country that wants to have that match to. Garcia wants them to feel the way he felt. “And when Bryan stuck his hand out to me, while I’m knocked out in the middle of that ring, and asked me for a sign of respect, I didn’t care if people called me a wrestler, I didn’t care if people called me a sports entertainer. All I cared about was that moment! And you ruined it! You ruined that moment for me, Chris!”

Jericho takes a moment, then says, “I’m sorry that you feel that way. But I wanna remind you of this: there will be many more moments like that for you, Danny. Because you are the Greatest Technical Sports Entertainer in the World Today! It’s true!” Deep down, Garcia knows he’s a Sports Entertainer, but Jericho wants to hear him say it. Fans chant, “You’re a Wrestler!” but Jericho insists he’s a Sports Entertainer! Now say it! But before Garcia can respond, here comes BRYAN! The American Dragon makes his way to the ring while fans chant, “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan says, “Daniel, I see that your mentor here is trying to bully you into saying you’re a Sports Entertainer.”

Bryan wants Daniel to listen. He can be whatever he wants to be and Bryan respects them wrestling last week. And in Bryan’s opinion, he does agree with the fans that Garcia is a wrestler. Fans cheer for that but Jericho says, “You’re really gonna do this to me? You’re a Sports Entertainer! And I wanna hear you say it! Right now! Look at me! SAY IT! TELL ME YOU’RE A SPORTS ENTERTAINER!” Garcia tells Jericho to stop! Garcia has a mentor here, a hero here, and he ha to make this decision in public?! He can’t! He can’t do that! Just leave him alone! But then Jericho grabs at Garcia, and Garcia shoves him down! Bryan can’t help but laugh at that.

Garcia is even more conflicted, but fans tell Jericho, “You Deserve It!” Garcia storms off and Bryan looks at Jericho as Jericho gets up and composes himself. “Y’know, Chris, I’m not the biggest fan of Sports Entertainment, but that was pretty entertaining.” Jericho tells Bryan that what pisses him off is that people keep saying Bryans’ the best wrestler in the world today. Why is it, when Jericho’s been around 15 years and hasn’t seen it once? Jericho is the greatest pro-wrestler ever. And from longevity and reinvention to altering the course of wrestling history, he might well be! But when it comes to wrestling, Jericho is the last survivor of Stu Hart’s Dungeon!

Jericho remembers ever hold Stu ever taught him, he is LIONHEART Chris Jericho, and he knows more about pro-wrestling than Bryan ever will! Fans do cheer that. But Bryan wonders if that’s true. Let’s say we could ask Jericho’s mentor, Stu Hart, who is the better wrestler, Lionheart or American Dragon, who do you think he’d say? If we asked Jericho’s hero, Owen Hart, who is the better wrestler, Lionheart or American Dragon, who do you think he’d say? If Jericho and Bryan had a match right here in Cleveland, Lionheart VS American Dragon, who do you think would win?! Oh, Bryan wants Dragon VS Lionheart? Well he’s got it! At ALL OUT!

Jericho tells Bryan to keep this in mind: Last time they were in the ring together, Jericho choked Bryan out and put him out for two months. Until All Out, Bryan needs to watch his back. Because you never know when he might hit you. JAKE HAGER hits Bryan! And then hits a SPINEBUSTER! Fans boo as Jericho raises Hager’s hand, but surely the match will be made! Lionheart Chris Jericho VS American Dragon Bryan Danielson, who wins and proves they are truly the best pro-wrestler in history?

 

Dax Harwood VS Jay Lethal!

FTR stood by Wardlow, because Pinnacle is forever! But will Dax the Ax cut down the longest reigning ROH World Champion ever? Or will he get a lethal dose of payback for standing by the Maestro of Mayhem?

Well, surprise, surprise. Seeing that Cash Wheeler returned to the back, Lethal has Sonjay Dutt & Satnam Singh return backstage, too. Who wins now that this will truly be 1v1?

The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally up behind Dax, he and Jay tie up, and Lethal arm-drags Dax away. Dax gets up and circles with Lethal again, then tie up. Dax headlocks, Lethal powers out but Dax runs him over. Things keep moving, Dax slides under but Lethal runs, into a hip toss! Lethal kangaroo kicks, arm-drags again, but Dax headscissors! Lethal kips free, Dax headlocks for a takeover, but Lethal headscissors. Dax kips free, the two stand off and fans cheer! Lethal and Dax reset, circle, and fans rally up with “WOO~!” and chants of “F T R! F T R!” Lethal and Dax tie up, Lethal wrenches to a wristlock, but Dax rolls and wrenches back.

Dax slips through, headlocks, but Lethal powers out. Lethal hip tosses, handsprings and dropkicks Dax! Fans are torn but Lethal drags Dax up to bump him off buckles. Lethal throws hands, but Dax CHOPS! Dax stalks Lethal to a corner but Lethal kicks back. Lethal CHOPS Dax, but Dax CHOPS back! Lethal rakes Dax’s eyes! Dax pokes Letha’ in the eye! Dax CHOPS but Lethal CHOPS back! Dax CHOPS, CHOPS, but Lethal CHOPS again! Dax CHOPS and whips, but Lethal comes back, into a back drop! Fans fire up while Lethal writhes. Dax stomps Lethal’s hand, then fishhooks his nose! The ref reprimands but Dax whips Lethal.

Lethal reverses, Dax whips Lethal away on the return. Then CHOPS him again! Lethal is stinging but fans are fired up! Fans want that, “One More Time! One More Time!” so Dax CHOPS again! Dax climbs up to rain down fists! Lethal slips out, CLUBS Dax, then goes up, SUPER RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Both men are down while AEW goes picture in picture.

Lethal clutches his stinging chest but he gets back to his feet. Lethal stands Dax up for a BIG back suplex! Cover, ONE, but Lethal stalks Dax to a corner, Dax kicks but Lethal blocks to throw body shots, and a CHOP! Dax staggers away, but he CHOPS right back! Dax whips Lethal to a corner, Lethal reverses and Dax hits buckles hard! Lethal drops an elbow, covers, TWO! Lethal is annoyed but the ref defends his count. Lethal drags Dax up, scoops him, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Lethal rains down fists, clamps on a chinlock, and he grinds Dax down. Dax fights up, throws body shots and powers out, then gets Lethal with a SLEEPER!

But Lethal JAWBREAKERS right out! Both men are down while Lethal gasps for air. Lethal stands up, storms over to Dax and brings him up. Dax RAMS Lethal into a corner, digs his shoulder in, then EuroUppers! Dax EuroUppers again, CHOPS Lethal, then hoists him up top. Dax climbs up after Lethal, Lethal throws body shots and then shoves Dax down! Lethal adjusts, takes a moment to catch his breath, and Dynamite returns to single picture as he stands. MACHO- NO, Dax trips him up! Dax CHOPS Lethal, climbs up after him, but Lethal fights off the suplex! Lethal throws body shots then SUPER GOURD BUSTERS Dax down!

Dax staggers up, Lethal stands and leaps, but into a body shot! Dax then reels Lethal in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Dax holds on, Lethal throws elbows, but Dax GERMAN SUPLEXES again! Lethal still throws elbows and then he drops, but Dax turns the victory roll into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up while both men are down again! The ref starts a standing count as both men stir. Lethal and Dax stand, Dax JABS and JABS, but Lethal kicks low! Lethal JABS, JABS and JABS! Dax ducks the haymaker to ROCK Lethal! Dax reels Lethal in, but Lethal victory rolls successfully, to get the leg! Dax scrambles to the ROPEBREAK!

Lethal holds on and Dax stands up. Dax swings, into the LETHAL COMBINATION! Cover, TWO! The backbreaker to complete shot was not enough to stop Dax! Dax gets to the apron, Lethal storms over but Dax CHOPS and CHOPS! Lethal ROCKS, CHOPS, but Dax CHOPS and shoulders in! Dax steps in but Lethal KICKs the leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Dax falls to the floor,. Lethal builds speed and DIVES! Direct hit into railing! Fans fire up while Lethal drags Dax up and in. Lethal steps through but Dax resists. Lethal CHOPS before putting on the FIGURE FOUR! Dax endures, reaches out, ROPEBREAK!

Lethal lets off at 4, but he comes right back to try again. Dax boots Lethal away, then trips Lethal up to step through! Lethal fights the Sharpshooter and rolls Dax to step through again! But Dax makes it a cradle, TWO!! Dax hurries up, but Lethal mule kicks the legs out! Lethal runs and handsprings, but Dax catches Lethal to spin him around! Dax reels Lethal in, gets him up, REBOUND POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!!! Lethal survives and Dax is beside himself! Fans say “This is Awesome!” as both men slowly rise. Dax snarls, gets Lethal’s legs, steps through, but Lethal fights the sharpshooter! He BOOTS Dax into a corner, then gets the leg, DRAGON SC-

NO! Dax spins through to sit on the cover! TWO!!! Lethal trips Dax, steps through but Dax rolls Lethal, TWO, but into the SHARPSHOOTER!! Lethal is caught, but he reaches out! Dax drags him from ropes and sits deep! Wait, Sonjay returns! Dax lets Lethal go as Sonjay points his stupid pencil at him! Dax grabs Sonjay by his tie, but then dodges Lethal’s cheap shot! Dax runs back in, but is sent into Sonjay! They clack heads, and Lethal rolls Dax up! TWO!! Dax stands but into a scoop! He turns it into a cradle, TWO!! Lethal escapes but Dax waistlocks! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Dax goes up the corner to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO!

Fans fire up as both men have to catch their breath! Dax is up, he CHOPS Lethal, but Lethal goes for a leg. Dax steps over, CHOPS, CHOPS again, then EuroUppers! Dax EuroUppers but into hooks! Lethal wants the backslide but Dax slips out and around, O’Conner Roll! TWO as Lethal pulls tights! Lethal has the tights in his O’Conner Roll, Lethal wins!!

Winner: Jay Lethal, by pinfall

Lethal literally stole this one! Sonjay has a mic to say, “Give it up for my man, the best in the world, Jay Lethal!” And FTR, Sonjay ahs a message for them and their dumb buddy! You think you know what’s going on for All Out? Sonjay said it’d be a Trios Match, but he never told you who was on the team! So here’s a scoop for everyone: All Out will see Jay Lethal teaming with two close personal friends… MOTOR CITY MACHINE GUNS!! Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley, big names in Impact Wrestling and ROH, are coming to AEW! Will Lethal’s trio be even more lethal now? Or will The Pinnacle find a way to stay on top?

 

Backstage interview with Thunder Rosa.

Tony Schiavone is with the AEW Women’s World Champion, who already looks emotional. She is truly heartbroken, and feels she is letting the fans down. But she has to step down as champion, as she is unable to defend the title due to injury. So at All Out on September 4th, there will be an Interim AEW Women’s World Championship match. Toni Storm, Rosa’s friend and tag partner, Rosa hopes Toni’s dreams come true as she becomes the new interim champion.

But Rosa will remind everyone now, that this won’t stop her. This will only make her better. She will come back better and stronger, and with a bigger chip on her shoulder. Then who will face Toni at All Out to crown an Interim Women’s World Champion? It will be a FATAL 4 WAY, with the top contenders fighting it out! Toni Storm VS Britt Baker VS Jamie Hater VS Hikaru Shida!

 

Billy Gunn w/ The Acclaimed VS Colten Gunn w/ Austin Gunn!

Daddy Ass just wanted his sons to be as good as his boys, Max Caster & Anthony Bowens. How they were to do that, no one really knows. But now, after the betrayal by his flesh ‘n’ blood, Daddy Ass is gonna have to whoop some Ass… Boys! Will Billy do more than ground Colten tonight? Or will the youthful rebellion only grow stronger?

But speaking of The Acclaimed, Caster of course has a rap on deck! “The Gunn Club just turned into a stupid problem. Yo, Billy, I’m thinking you shoulda used a condom! Y’all about to get a savage beatin’! So bad, they gon’ call another talent meetin’! You little jerks get no respect. We wipe you out like Biden did student debt! Your whole life is a bad choice. Y’all’re not tough guys, y’all’re just Ass Boys!” Bowens of course adds, “CA-LEVELAAAND! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” But speaking of debt, will Billy make Colten pay for his betrayal?

The bell rings and Stokely Hathaway is frowning in the crowd. Billy and Colten circle, fans cheer on “Daddy Ass! Daddy Ass!” Colten rushes in, gets around and shoves Billy away. Colten taunts Billy, but then cowers in the corner. The ref has Billy back off and Colten comes back. Fans rally up, the two tie up, and Colten arm-drags Billy away! Colten lounges on the corner, fans chant “Who’s Your Daddy?” Billy says he is! Billy and Colten circle, tie up, Colten headlocks, but Billy powers out. Things speed up, Colten whips Billy but gets run over! Fans fire up and Colten bails out! Now Billy lounges on the corner while AEW goes picture in picture.

Austin and Colten regroup, talk things over, and Colten paces around the outside. Austin talks trash on Billy, Colten slides in, and then Colten talks trash., Billy grabs Colten by his neck and puts him in a corner! Colten kicks, whips but Billy reverses. Colten goes up but Billy stays clear, to then CLOBBER him! Colten bails back out and Billy tells his sons to “SUCK IT!” Austin is furious but then Billy storms out and scares him off. Billy goes back for Colten, brings him around, and CLUBS him down! Even The Acclaimed are stinging from that one! Billy refreshes the ring count, stalks Colten around the way, and then brings him up by an ear!

Billy has The Acclaimed move aside and the fans prepare themselves. Billy TOSSES Colten into railing! Colten flops over and Billy scissor fingers some fans. Billy stalks Colten to the ramp, gets in his way, and brings him around to TOSS into more railing! Colten writhes, Billy scissor fingers more fans, then he drags Colten up. Dynamite returns to single picture and Billy puts Colten in the ring. Austin swipes at Billy and fans boo, but Colten DECKS Billy! Billy goes to a corner, Austin shouts at Colten to strike, and Colten stomps away on Billy! The ref backs Colten off and Billy drags himself up the ropes. Colten runs in, but Billy dodges the splash!

Billy CLOBBERS Colten again! And again! Fans fire up and Billy has Colten in a corner. Billy throws BIG haymakers over and over, then stomps away on Colten! Austin shouts at his dad to stop, and the ref has Billy back off. The ref even tells Billy he has to remember, that’s his son! Billy feels conflicted, and he helps Colten stand up. But then Stokely CLOBBERS Caster with the boombox! And Austin RAMS Bowens into steel steps! The ref is distracted by that, and Colten LOW BLOWS Billy!! Colten gets Billy up for COLT 45!! Cover, Colten wins!!

Winner: Colten Gunn, by pinfall

How could Colten do that to his own father?! But Stokely joins the Gunn Sons in the ring and offers them his card. And this time, they accept it! And then Austin & Colten both stomp away on Billy! The Acclaimed get in the ring, but Austin & Colten clobber them, too! But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The AEW World Tag Team Champions run the Ass Boys off! Fans are fired up for Swerve Strickland & Keith Lee, but what about The Acclaimed and Billy? Keith helps Billy to his feet, and there seems to be a brief moment of respect. But will all this drama over family and success go all out?

 

Backstage interview with Death Triangle and the United Empire.

Tony Schiavone says the main event is a match that’s been years in the making. The world has waited for this one. It will be The Death Triangle, PAC & The Lucha Brothers, are taking on The United Empire’s Aussie Open & Will Ospreay, in the AEW World Trios Championship Tournament! Ospreay says, “Oh, Pac, long time no see, brother. Last time we was in the ring together, it was a thirty minute time limit draw. I’m glad you got your friends with ya, cuz I’ve got mine. And we’ve got one mission, brother: ding, ding, ding! More gold for the United Empire.”

Pac tells Will, “What you need to understand is that we have been waiting far too long for this opportunity. So we’ve made a decision. Tonight, gentlemen, we’re not gonna kill ya. We’re gonna murder ya! Because All Elite Wrestling is Death Triangle territory, and tonight, United Empire, you find out the hard way.” Will Rey Fenix, Penta El Zero M and the All-Atlantic Champion be the ones conquering the AEW Trios Division? Or will the Commonwealth Kingpin and the NJPW Strong Tag Team Champions stake their claim for the glory of the Empire?

 

Britt Baker w/ Jamie Hayter & Rebel VS KiLynn King!

After the unfortunate news that La Mera Mera is down and out, this match has much higher stakes now! The Doctor is in the title picture, but could King Krazy earn herself a future opportunity tonight? Or will the Steel City’s favorite dentist be giving King a different kind of crown?

The bell rings and fans fire up. Britt talks trash then fires off forearms! King shoves Britt, Britt ducks the roundhouse but King blocks the superkick. King spins Britt to mule kick her, then runs the ropes. Britt avoids the boot, runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then SLINGBLADES King down! King gets to a corner, fans boo Britt, but some do still spell it out, “D! M! D!” Britt winks then fires off forearms on King! Britt whips King corner to corner, but King goes up to missile dropkick her down! King hurries to full nelson, but Britt breaks free and slips around. Ripcord ROLLING ELBOW! King goes back to a corner and Britt storms over to fire off forearms.

King hits back, they scrap, and Britt chokes King in the corner! The ref counts while fans chant “Pittsburgh Sucks!” Britt tells them no it doesn’t! She runs back at King, but King goes up and over to mule kick again! King fire sup for The Land, and she runs corner to corner, only for Britt to hit a BUCKLE SHOT! Britt goes out and she drags King into the corner to pull her shoulder into the post! The ref counts, Britt lets off and soaks up the heat from the Browns fans. Britt gets in the ring, drags King around and throws down elbows! Brit then ghost pins, TWO! Britt pie faces King around but King snarls.

Britt pie faces King again but King fires off forearms! Britt pushes King but King throws more forearms! Britt gives them back, then a mule kick! Britt runs, but King avoids the stomp to roll Britt! Britt rolls through, King boots a lariat away to ROUNDHOUSE and GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up with King and she drags Britt back up. King full nelsons, lifts, and then flips Britt around for a SLAM! Cover, TWO!! Britt survives but King drags her back up. Fireman’s carry, but Britt fights free. Britt shoves King into a corner, then SUPERKICKS her down! And then another SUPERKICK! Britt runs to CURB STOMP!

Britt brings out her glove! Fans are torn but mostly booing. Britt clamps onto King with the RINGS OF SATURN, and then spells it out, “D! M! D!” LOCKJAW!! King taps, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by submission

Britt gets the mic to tell Cleveland, “Isn’t it a shame about Thunder Rosa? It’s sad. But let me remind you, when the champion was Dr. Britt Baker, DMD, I wrestled my entire title reign with a broken freakin’ wrist, because that’s what a champion does!” As for the PPV, we still have half of #ThunderStorm, so luckily, Toni, she can finally be on a PPV and someone gives a damn. That’s because she’ll be in the ring with Britt. But speaking of, here she comes! Toni storms right to the ring, but Hayter runs her down and CLOBBERS her! Britt says Hayter is in that match, too! Hayter and Storm brawl, but Hayter throws Storm into the ring!

Fans boo as Hayter stomps Storm and Rebel gives Britt a Terrible Towel to wave around. But wait! Here comes the fourth woman in the Fatal 4, HIKARU SHIDA! The Full Metal Samurai has her kendo stick! She runs off Britt and her crew! Storm VS Shida VS Britt VS Hayter, who stands tall as the winds of change blow in the Windy City?

 

Backstage interview with The Acclaimed and Swerve In Our Glory.

Tony Schiavone is now with Caster, Bowens and the AEW World Tag Team Champions. Tony was going to talk with The Acclaimed but they’re a bit banged up right now. Swerve says yeah, they got whooped on. But it’s fine, Swerve & Keith didn’t mind coming out there to save them. Swerve In Our Glory loves The Acclaimed! Keith says to be honest, Caster & Bowens are ranked. More importantly, they’ve been ranked. So the save wasn’t just because of the love, but because they are worthy challengers for the AEW World Tag Team Championships at All Out.

Caster says, “Yo, listen. It’s nice you think we’re worthy, it’s nice that you saved us, but we don’t need your praise, we don’t need your help. Because we are the best homegrown tag team in AEW, and we are the winningest tag team, so I think we proved it.” Bowens says yes, AND The Acclaimed are the uncrowned champions of AEW! But now, they’ll take those tag titles home because like you said, EVERYONE loves The Acclaimed! Then is this match on for All Out? Will The Acclaimed have no choice but to #BaskInTheirGlory?

 

Undisputed AEW World Championship: CM Punk VS Jon Moxley!

This was meant to be the main event of All Out, but because tensions ran high to the point of exploding into fist fights, The Best in the World and the Blue Eyed Battler are battling it out in Cleveland! Will CM Punk prove he’s truly the best in the world today? Or will Moxley prove that “interim” was a meaningless asterisk and that he has been THE champion all along?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and in the end, only one man will hold THE belt of AEW!

Fans are thunderous already as the bell rings. Punk and Mox stare down, fans duel, and then Moxley and Punk circle. They tie up, are in a deadlock, but Moxley powers Punk back step by step. Punk pushes back, puts Mox in a corner, but Moxley turns it around. The ref counts, Mox lets off to then ROCK Punk! Mox fires off forearms and the fans are thunderous! The ref backs Moxley off and Moxley eggs Punk on! Punk gets up, and he SLAPS Moxley! Punk fires forearms in return, he backs Moxley down to the other corner, then he rains down haymakers! The ref counts, Punk throws knees, so the ref has to back Punk off.

Moxley HEADBUTTS Punk back! Moxley spins, but Punk ROUNDHOUSES! But Punk also falls, clutching his foot! That was the bad foot that he broke and had to get surgery for! Did he just break it again hitting Moxley’s head?! The ref checks, he calls the medic over, but Punk hobbles after Moxley. Moxley CLOBBERS Punk, then rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Punk grabs the arm but Moxley just keeps throwing shots! Punk is almost a ragdoll! Moxley then grabs the bad leg and twists it in a toehold! Punk endures so Moxley lets off and reels Punk in, DEATH RIDER!! Fans are thunderous while Moxley paces around!

Moxley aims a finger gun at Punk, BANG, and he drags Punk up. Another DEATH RIDER!! Cover, MOXLEY WINS!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by pinfall (UNDISPUTED AEW World Champion)

Well damn! Moxley may have gotten lucky over Punk hurting his own foot, or maybe Punk got cocky thinking he could come back so soon, but either way, we just got the fastest AEW World Championship match ever! Moxley carries around both belts, one of them heading home while the other will be around his waist. Will Moxley turn right around from this and defend the belt at All Out? As for Punk, will he even be able to return after what just happened to him?

 

Backstage interview with Christian Cage.

Tony Schiavone reminds us of what Jungle Boy did to Captain Charisma just last week, and we can tell from the brace on Christian’s arm that it was serious damage. The challenge was made for All Out, and Christian Cage says he extended an olive branch to JB. Christian was giving JB one last opportunity to apologize to him for costing them the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Christian was giving JB one last opportunity to apologize for the personal and hurtful things JB said about Christian. Yes, Christian acknowledges he said awful things to JB, but the difference is, Christian wasn’t coming from a place of malice. That was tough love!

Christian says he was motivating JB in order to bring out the best version of him! But JB isn’t smart enough to see that because he thinks he’s better than he is, and thinks he’s smarter than he is. JB is not and never will be as smart as Christian Cage, you understand? JB has the audacity to challenge a living legend in this business to a match at All Out?! To make it even better, JB tries to maim and injure Christian! But that’s fine. Jack can’t throw anything at Christian that Christian hasn’t already seen. Christian’s seen it all! He’s done it all!

So in Chicago at All Out, JB finds out Christian is not average. If you wanna see average, you take that camera and scan the crowd of Cleveland! But Christian is an anomaly, he is special! And at All Out, even with Christian at less than 100%, JB finds out that he is not and never will be in Christian’s league! “Jungle Boy. I accept your challenge.”

 

Ricky Starks is here!

The Absolute heads to the ring, ready to respond to everything “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs has said and done to him since that betrayal a few weeks ago. Starks says, “Let’s get down to business, huh? I haven’t been in the best of moods, because quite frankly, I’m hurt and I’m pissed off! From dealing with Team Taz being over, losing the FTW title, dealing with QT and the Factory, and of course, I’ve got to deal with Powerhouse Hobbs turning his back on me! I got veterans back there telling me, ‘Hey, man, this is show business, it ain’t friends business, Ricky.’ And I understand what you’re saying, but I thought that I was the exception!

“I thought I was the exception because hey, I had a friend in Hobbs, a partner in crime. I had that guy who I trusted. Last year when I broke my neck, this guy called me every single week, checked up on me, made sure that I was okay mentally and physically. A guy that wanted to see me make a big comeback here. But the thing about people wanting to see you do good, is that they never want to see you do better than them.” Fans applaud that. “And don’t forget, Hobbs! When you were standing around in Jacksonville in a bedazzled T-shirt, being Britt Baker’s security guard, you were playing background player then!

“Then you met me and I showed you what it meant to have a seat at my table! If I ate, you ate! If I had the spotlight, I made sure it was big enough for the both of us! And you got the nerve to sit up here and blame me?! But I shoulda known. Because when you decided to turn your back on a nightmare, I should’ve known it’d happen to me. And that is exactly what you did. But you ended up hitting me in my neck, man! My neck, and you know that I was close to losing this all again!” Fans cheer Starks on as he gets real emotional now.

“I called you my friend, I considered you my friend! But you know what I call you now? I call you a low down, dirty, slime ball, scheming snake! And where I’m from, we cut the heads off of snakes!” Starks throws off his shirt and shouts, “And since you wanna quote New Jack City so much, here’s one for ya, jack! How about you bring your five dollar ass to Chicago, and fight me at All Out!?” Fans want to see that one! Will Starks give Hobbs an absolute fight in Chicago?

 

Jon Moxley speaks backstage.

“Oh, I’m sorry! Was that not how that was supposed to go? Best in the World my ass! Oh, the people that’re surprised right now? They’re the same people that wanted to write my obituary the moment CM Punk came back! They’re the same people who wanted to call me INTERIM champion, the same people who ALWAYS write me off! And those people, they don’t matter. They never did. Because the truth is, the answer to every problem, any problem you might have in professional wrestling, the answer is always Jon Moxley! There is only ONE Jon Moxley! There is nobody that can do what I do like I do! I AM professional wrestling!

“I’m not just some guy, I am THE GUY in the industry! And there are no limitations to what I can do, and I don’t follow any rules. Everybody’s always asking, ‘When is it gonna be my time? When is my time coming?’ I’m telling you, my time is right now. Right this minute, 2022, we’re living in it! My time is now! My time is right GADDAMN NOW!!” The Maniac is back on top and only getting started! Who will dare step to him for that title next?

 

Rampage is also ramping up!

First, another of the AEW Trios Championships Tournament matches as the House of Black takes on The Dark Order. But will it be Uno or Vance that joins Silver & Reynolds against Malakai, Buddy & Brody? Then, the Mixed Tag grudge match happens as Sammy Guevara & Tay Melo take on Ortiz & Ruby Soho! And then, in answering a TNT Championship Open Challenge, the Hollywood Hunk, Ryan Nemeth, steps to Wardlow! Speaking of champions, the AEW TBS Champion, Jade Cargill, will speak on what, and perhaps who, is next for her! Then last but certainly not least, the ROH World Championship is on the line as Claudio GADDAMN Castagnoli takes on The Natural, Dustin Rhodes!

 

AEW World Trios Championship Tournament, Opening Round: Death Triangle VS The United Empire!

The Bastard is All-Atlantic Champion while Rey Fenix & Penta El Zero M are former AAA and AEW World Tag Team Champions. Aussie Open are the inaugural NJPW Strong Tag Team Champions, while their leader, the Commonwealth Kingpin, is DUAL Rev-Pro British and IWGP United States Heavyweight Champion. But we all know the world is not enough, and there is always more gold to collect! Which trio takes the first step to global domination in this inaugural AEW World Trios Championship tournament?

AEW returns as Death Triangle makes their entrance. Best Friends are watching from the crowd, knowing they’ll potentially face the winner of tonight’s match. The trios sort out, Fenix starts against Ospreay. The bell rings and Ospreay runs Fenix right over! Things speed up, Fenix hurdles but Ospreay leaps over. They keep moving, Ospreay hurdles but Fenix leaps over! Ospreay runs to RANA but Fenix handsprings through! Fenix runs to RANA, but Ospreay handsprings through! Ospreay handsprings to the ropes, but Fenix gets under his flip! Fenix handsprings now, but Ospreay handstands out of the cutter! Fenix ducks the Buzzsaw and kips up, Cleveland goes wild!

Ospreay and Fenix circle, Fenix offers a handshake but Ospreay slaps it away! Ospreay BOOTS Fenix, Penta rushes in to SUPERKICK Ospreay! Kyle Fletcher rushes in to BOOT Penta! Pac SUPERKICKS Fletcher, but Mark Davis gets in to BOOT The Bastard! The trios regroup and stare down! The ref wants them to back down, but the brawl pops off and fans fire up again! Ospreay RAMS Pac into a corner, Davis & Fletcher CLUB the Lucha Brothers down! Aussie Open then double whips Fenix, but Fenix handsprings to DOUBLE CUTTER! Aussie Open falls out of the ring but Ospreay CHOPS Fenix! Penta gets up but Ospreay kicks him low.

Ospreay CHOPS Pac, then he runs the ropes, but Penta & Pac double back drop him! Ospreay gets big air then bails out! Fans fire up with Death Triangle as they coordinate, “CERO! MIEDO!” Pac builds speed, the Lucha Brothers follow him, TRIPLE TOPE CONJILO!! Direct hit on all three targets and Death Triangle has Cleveland on their feet! Fenix puts Ospreay in the ring, CLUBs him on the back, then CHOPS him in the corner! Ospreay is stinging already but Fenix snapmares him. Penta runs in, wheelbarrows with Fenix, VICTORY ROLL SPLASH! Cover, ONE!! Fenix drags Ospreay up and tags in Pac, then CHOPS Ospreay again!

Ospreay is stinging all over again, but Pac stands Ospreay back up to CHOP him right down! Tag to Penta, and Penta drags Ospreay up. Penta hushes the crowd, and he CHOPS Ospreay, too! Ospreay grits his teeth and clutches his chest while fans chant, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta wrenches Ospreay’s arm, tags Fenix, and Fenix springboards to drop AX HANDLES on the arm. Fenix SLAPS Ospreay, snapmares him and basement dropkicks him in the back! Cover, ONE!! Ospreay is showing the toughness of a G1 Climax Finalist while AEW goes picture in picture.

Fenix drags Ospreay up, RAMS into him, then tags Penta back in. Penta wrenches Ospreay’s arm again, and KICKS Ospreay’s leg! Ospreay hobbles, but he JABS Penta! Penta KICKS Ospreay’s leg out from under him! Penta then drags Ospreay up, tags Fenix back in, and Fenix KICKS the leg. Fenix dropkicks Ospreay down, then rallies the fans. Fenix drags Ospreay up, CLUBS him, snapmares him, and clamps onto both arms. Fenix traps one and pulls on the other, but Ospreay endures. Fenix adds a chinbar but then shifts to a ghost pin, TWO! Fenix CLUBS Ospreay but Ospreay RAMS Fenix into a corner.

Ospreay CHOPS Fenix, and CHOPS him again, giving Fenix payback for earlier. Fenix dodges the third chop to CHOP Ospreay off his feet! Fenix drags Ospreay up again to snapmare and clamp back onto the arm. Fenix almost has a Fujiwara Armbar but Ospreay resists and endures. Ospreay crawls but Fenix pulls back on the arm, to then grab at the other! Fenix pulls the arm back but Ospreay resists, so Fenix powers him to another ghost pin! TWO, and Fenix SUPERKICKS Ospreay! Ospreay slumps through the ropes, and Fletcher hurries over to make sure Pac doesn’t do anything. Pac stays back and Fletcher coaches Ospreay on.

Fenix rallies the fans again while Ospreay sits back up. Fenix storms up on Ospreay but Ospreay resists the whip by holding ropes. Fenix ROCKS Ospreay, whips but Ospreay still holds on! Dynamite returns to single picture and Fenix ROCKS Ospreay again. Fenix CHOPS, then whips, but Ospreay reverses! Davis trips Fenix and Ospreay BLASTS the Death Triangle corner! Davis then drapes Fenix out for Fletcher’s DOUBLE STOMPS! The United Empire turns the tide and Ospreay goes up top! SUPER SKY TWISTER to take out Penta & Pac! The fans fire up as Ospreay gets in the ring. Aussie Open is there to help Ospreay with a RAILGUN DROPKICK into Fenix! Cover, TWO!!

Fenix survives but Ospreay drags Fenix up. Fans chant “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay brings Fenix to the Empire’s corner. Ospreay tags in Fletcher, and Fletcher tags in Davis. Aussie Open drags Fenix up to double whip him to ropes. They double CHOP Fenix down, then Fletcher PENALTY KICKS and Davis SENTONS! Davis has a cocky cover, TWO! Davis kicks at Fenix, rains down forearms, then lets off to taunt Pac. Davis drags Fenix up, scoops him and SLAMS him, but fans rally for Fenix. Davis tags Fletcher, Fletcher mocks the fans and taunts Pac. Fenix pushes Fletcher but Fletcher pie faces him.

Fenix throws body shots but Fletcher doesn’t flinch. Fletcher eggs Fenix on, pie faces him more, but Fenix shoves him. Fletcher scoop SLAMS Fenix, then scowls. Fletcher drags Fenix up and tags in Davis. They keep Fenix from Death Triangle, wrench both arms, then pinball Fenix between forearms! Fenix ducks the double shot and Aussie Open clash elbows! Aussie Open hurries to try again, but Fenix ducks again! And this time is even harder! Fenix CHOPS Fletcher, CHOPS Davis, repeat! Fenix knuckle locks with both of them, kicks Fletcher then kicks Davis, then goes up and up and DOUBLE FLYING ARM-DRAGS!

Hot tag to Penta! Penta goes up top, for a DOUBLE CROSSBODY! Penta SLINGBLADES Davis! He SLINGBLADES Fletcher! Penta wheelbarrows with Davis to victory roll and CRUCIFIX DRIVER Fletcher!! Penta then stalks Davis, to SOBAT and reel him in! “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tucks but Davis fights out to ROCK Penta! Penta SUPERKICKS back! Ospreay rushes in, Penta whips him, but Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER! Penta staggers into Davis’ fireman’s carry, and Fletcher is back! POP-UP KICK! Penta wobbles, Fletcher goes up top, and Davis scoops Penta, FLYING CUTTER! Cover, Fenix breaks it in time!

Ospreay storms in, TOSSES Fenix out, and AEW goes picture in picture again. Ospreay goes out after Fenix while Fletcher RAMS Penta into railing! Best Friends are right there so Fletcher taunts them, and Ospreay CHOPS Fenix into the front row! In the ring, Davis rains down fists on Penta then CHOKES him! The ref reprimands, Davis lets off, and then he drags Penta over to the Empire’s corner. Davis tags Ospreay in, Ospreay BOOTS Penta, then BOOTS him again! Ospreay reels Penta in for an ELBOW and Penta goes down! Ospreay stands on Penta’s head, the ref counts, and Ospreay lets off to soak up the heat.

Ospreay sits Penta up to go after the mask! The ref reprimands but Ospreay almost has the mask off! The ref counts, Ospreay lets off and argues with him. Ospreay drags Penta back up, bumps him off buckles, then soaks up more heat. Ospreay stands Penta up to DECK him! Ospreay drags Penta up, kicks low, and suplexes. Ospreay holds Penta up for a few seconds before the SLAM! Cover, TWO! Penta sits up and eggs Ospreay on! Fans rally, Ospreay stands Penta up and they go forehead to forehead. Penta tells Ospreay to listen: “CERO! MIEDO!” Ospreay ROCKS Penta, Penta ROCKS Ospreay! Ospreay ROCKS Penta again, so Penta ROCKS Ospreay again!

Penta eggs Ospreay on and Ospreay ROCKS him! Penta wobbles but he ROCKS Ospreay back! Ospreay winds up, but he pokes Penta in the eye! Aussie Open applauds and Ospreay whips Penta into an open corner. Penta SUPERKICKS Ospreay back as Dynamite returns to single picture. Ospreay comes back but Penta tosses him up! Ospreay headstands on the corner, but Penta SUPERKICKS him down!! Ospreay flounders and Penta tags Pac! Pac shoulders into Ospreay, slingshots up and over to then DOUBLE SHOTGUN Aussie Open off the corner! Pac dodges Ospreay to SNAP GERMAN! Fans fire up as The Bastard scowls!

Pac stalks Ospreay, waistlocks and deadlifts Ospreay! Ospreay flails, gets the ropes, but Fenix tightrope walks to PENALTY KICK him! Pac finishes the GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and Pac is annoyed. Pac lines up a shot from the far side, but Aussie Open drags him out! So the Lucha Brothers do the same to Ospreay! Aussie Open and the Lucha Brothers get in the ring and they brawl! Fans are thunderous but the ref reprimands. Aussie Open get the edge, and they suplex in stereo, only for both brothers to slip out! The Lucha Brothers shove Aussie Open at each other, then DOUBLE SUPERKICK!

The Lucha Brothers shout, “CERO! MIEDO!” But Aussie Open DOUBLE BOOT in return! Aussie Open shouts for the Empire, but Pac and Ospreay slip in to STEREO DOUBLE POISON RANA!! Fans are losing their minds as Kingpin and Bastard stare down! Ospreay and Pac soak it all up, and they get forehead to forehead! The forearms start flying as fans praise “A E DUB! A E DUB!” Ospreay gets the edge, but Pac SOBATS! And front kicks! And SOBATS again! Pac runs, into the Tiger Wall Kick and ENZIGURI! Ospreay runs, but into another SNAP GERMAN! But he’s right on his feet! Springboard, OSCUTTER!! But all six men are down as fans are electric!

A standing count starts and Ospreay stirs at 4 of 10. Pac stirs at 6, both men slowly sit up and Ospreay drags Pac up at 8. Ospreay wrenches an arm, and CHOPS Pac off his feet! Ospreay staggers around, drags Pac back up, and he bumps Pac off buckles. Ospreay hoists Pac up top, climbs up after him, but Pac slips out and crotches Ospreay on the ropes! Ospreay manages to get around, but Pac climbs up after him now! Pac brings Ospreay up, for a SUPER BRAINBUSTER!!! But Pac can’t make the cover! Fenix drags Fletcher up but Fletcher whips Fenix into railing! Cleveland is still loving this as AEW goes picture in picture one more time!

Penta rushes in to SUPERKICK Fletcher down! Davis BOOTS Penta! Fenix BOOTS Davis! All four of them are down on the outside while Ospreay crawls to a corner. Fenix roars as he gets back up, but Davis runs in to CLOBBER Pac! Davis rains down forearms, but Fenix gets in to protest. The ref reprimands Fenix and reprimands Davis and they both bail out. Ospreay stands up, he wobbles over to Pac and brings him up to HEADBUTT him back down! Pac flounders against ropes as fans rally, and Ospreay brings him up to scoop for the SPIN-OUT BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay roars in frustration, but then Aussie Open attacks Death Triangle’s corner!

Davis sends Penta into railing while Fletcher suplexes Fenix for a BRAINBUSTER to the floor! Ospreay puts Pac up top again, ROCKS him, then climbs up after him. Pac throws body shots and forearms, but Ospreay eggs him on! Pac fires off more forearms, but Ospreay fires off more HEADBUTTS! Ospreay stands on the very top, but Pac shoves him down!! Ospreay crashes into the drop zone and Pac adjusts! Pac stands, but Ospreay trips him up! A receipt for earlier! Ospreay climbs up and cravats Pac! Pac resists but Ospreay drags him onto his shoulder! Ospreay stands but Pac fights off whatever this is! Fenix runs in to go up and JUMP SOBAT Ospreay!

Ospreay wobbles, Fenix climbs up after him, but Ospreay fights him off! Fenix gets crotched as Dynamite returns to single picture one more time! Fenix GAMANGIRIS Ospreay! Fenix climbs up again, Ospreay throws body shots, but Fenix still SUPER STEINERS! OSPREAY LANDS ON HIS FEET!! Fans lose their minds all over again, but Fenix somersault CUTTERS! Penta gets in, builds speed, and he FLIES onto Davis! Fenix goes up to TORNILLO onto Fletcher! Pac stands up, he has Ospreay in the drop zone! BLACK ARROW!!! But onto Ospreay’s knees!!! Cradle, TWO!?!? Ospreay hurries to get Pac up and hook him! STORMBREAK- RANA!!! Pac covers, TWO!?!?!

Tag to Fenix, he springboards but Davis CLOBBERS him outta the sky!! Penta SUPERKICKS Davis, Fletcher SUPERKICKS Penta! Penta comes back, uses Davis as a step, DESTROYER for Fletcher!! Ospreay staggers up, looks for Pac and finds him in a corner. Fans are electric all over again, and Pac elbows Ospreay away! Pac goes up, for a QUEBRADA TORNADO DDT!! Ospreay is down again, Pac goes up top again, and fans are fired up! But Fletcher drags Ospreay out of the drop zone! Pac is pissed, but he just adjusts where he is on the corner, to be on the post itself! SUPER ARIHARA MOONSAULT!!

Fans are thunderous as Pac takes out Ospreay and Fletcher, but then Pac is spooked by the box headed Kip Sabian! Pac tells Kip to stop stalking him already. Pac snatches the box away, and it’s NOT Kip!? It’s some young guy with a big black eye and duct tape on his mouth, who wants Pac to show mercy! But then WHAM! The REAL Kip Sabian attacks Pac from behind! Kip drapes Pac on the railing, MAGIC SCREW!! Mr. Superbad is back, and he just screwed The Bastard over! And the ref missed all of it while tending to Fenix! Davis rushes in to CLOBBER Fenix! Then Davis keeps moving to clothesline in the corner, and then LARIAT Fenix inside-out!

Fletcher returns to SHOTGUN Penta! Ospreay gets in and the Empire is all fired up! Ospreay turns Fenix, Aussie Open double wrench the arms, and this time, TRIPLE FOREARMS!! Aussie Open drags Fenix back up, hold him up with the double pump handles, and Ospreay springboards! OS-COREALIS!!! Cover, the Empire wins!!

Winners: The United Empire, by pinfall (advance to the semifinals)

What a shocker! Just as Death Triangle had this one, Ospreay & Aussie Open turn it all around! Maybe it’s a bracket buster for some, but the Kingpin and his soldiers stand tall!

WAIT! Kenny Omega & The Young Bucks are here!! Fans go wild for THE ELITE! Omega & The Bucks are set to take on the United Empire next week, but Ospreay is daring Omega to get in the ring NOW! Fletcher & Davis stand down, but the Bucks still aren’t sure. Omega says it’ll be fine and starts heading down the ramp, only for Don Callis to stop him! Callis desperately wants Omega to wait, for both his health’s sake and for the big money showdown. Who wins this amazing dream match that’s going down in the Trios Tournament?


My Thoughts:

A great episode of Dynamite here tonight, and definitely a wild one. First, not having the world title match be the main event foreshadowed shenanigans, but I could not have guessed it would go that way. I suppose it’s clever that they used Punk’s bad foot that way, but wow, I did not expect it to become a squash! Moxley had a great promo after, but then, are we setting up a PPV match in just the go-home episode next week? That’s a bit wild. Then in a more unfortunate twist, the current injury curse strikes again as Thunder Rosa is hurt. But we’re getting quite the interim championship match. Britt has a great match with KiLynn, and of course we have a brief brawl of the four contenders.

Because this is an interim championship match, it could go any which way, but I feel like Hayter’s there to take the pin. It’d be great if Toni Storm took the win here, but there’s a chance Britt wins this and then Toni chases her going into Full Gear. Rampage has a lot of stuff this week, and I would think Jade Cargill’s going to talk trash on Athena to set up their title match. Wardlow VS Nemeth for the TNT Championship will surely go Wardlow’s way, but there will be shenanigans after to add to the coming trios match. Dax VS Lethal was an awesome match, and Sonjay of course introduces the swerve. Lethal & Motor City Machine Guns VS The Pinnacle is going to be awesome, and I bet this sets up FTR VS MCMG for the ROH World Tag Team Championships.

We got an awesome promo from Starks to hype up his match with Hobbs, he showed great emotion. That one could be a show stealer. We also got a very good promo from Christian Cage to make his match with Jungle Boy official. We got a very good match out of Billy VS Colten, especially with the overbooking of Stokely and Austin attacking The Acclaimed. Of course the Sons of a Gunn join Stokely’s stable, I feel like All Out will be where that faction officially debuts. They might even attack during Swerve In Our Glory VS The Acclaimed for the tag titles. Good promo from those teams, that match is going to be great stuff, but one way or another, I don’t see Keith & Swerve losing just yet.

Great opening promo segment with Jericho, Garcia and Bryan. Garcia is doing great in showing emotional conflict, and of course we’re getting Jericho VS Bryan at All Out now. Garcia might get involved in that, and that will be where he shows his true colors. Personally, hoping he swerves Jericho and joins BCC but I have a bad feeling he’ll swerve Bryan and stay JAS. And we got a great promo from Pac and Ospreay to hype up that amazing main event! As I’ve said this whole time, I thought we were getting Death Triangle VS La Faccion Ingobernable to then lead us to Death Triangle VS Best Friends, but hell, The Elite VS The United Empire is too good to pass up. I’m pretty sure The Elite wins, and they have a very good chance of being the inaugural Trios Champions.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (1/15/25)

Let the carnage begin!

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Will the Maniac survive his homecoming?

Jon Moxley is back in Cincinnati, but Powerhouse Hobbs is back for revenge! Will the Book of Hobbs finally have a chapter as the AEW World Champion?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family; Omega wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate; The Hurt Syndicate wins.
  • Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook; Hook wins, by disqualification.
  • AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet: Toni Storm wins and will challenge Mariah May for the title at Grand Slam: Australia.
  • AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Moxley wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

Kenny Omega VS Brian Cage w/ The Don Callis Family!

It’s a battle of machines to begin Maximum Carnage! The Cleaner won at WrestleDynasty, then returned to AEW last week to assure us that while he may not be the Kenny Omega he once was, he’s still going to fight until he’s back on top! But will that comeback begin tonight? Or will not even the former AEW World Champion be better than Cage?

The bell rings and the fans fire up. Callis is on commentary complaining that Omega “assaulted” him last week when Callis simply wanted to welcome Omega back. Omega and Cage tie up, and Cage pushes Omega to a corner. Cage takes a swing but Omega dodges. Omega fires hands in return, then ROCKS Cage, and CHOPS him! Cage snarls, Omega grins, and Omega CHOPS again! Cage eggs Omega on so Omega CHOPS! Omega kicks and CLUBS Cage, whips him to ropes, but Cage reveres. Omega dropkicks a leg out! Omega keeps moving, dropkicks the other leg, and Cage goes to a corner. The fans fire up as Omega runs in and ELBOWS Cage.

Omega goes to fireman’s carry but Cage is a meaty man. Cage CLUBS Omega, the fans boo, but Cage ROCKS Omega. Cage whips, Omega KICKS him away, then Omega reels Cage in! But Cage is still too meaty for a bomb lift! Omega still wants it, but Cage BACKDROPS him away! The fans boo but Cage scoops Omega for some bicep curls! The fans boo more, but Cage FALL AWAY SLAMS Omega! Callis admires Cage’s muscles as Cage flexes. Cage stalks Omega, RAMS him into the corner again and again. The fans tell off Callis, and Omega facelocks! Cage BACKDROPS free again, then aims from a corner.

Omega hobbles to his feet, but Cage LARIATS him into a corner! The fans boo more but Cage stands Omega up. Cage whips corner to corner, runs in, but Omega BOOTS him! Cage comes back, Omega goes up and over, rolls, but Cage stops the rana to BOMB Omega! Cage deadlifts Omega up, but Omega RANAS free! The fans fire up as Cage tumbles out! The fans cheer Omega on as the Terminator Drums begin! Omega builds speed, but Lance Archer stands in the way! The fans boo, but Omega BOOTS Archer down! But then Cage LARIATS Omega! Callis is proud of his guys while Cage soaks up the heat. Cage drags Omega up and TOSSES him out.

Cage soaks up more heat while Omega staggers around. Cage goes out to whip Omega hard into railing! Cage mocks the fans, “Who’s the Best Bout Machine now?” Cage brings Omega up while the fans boo, and SMACKS him off the apron! The ref starts the ring count, but Cage hoists Omega up! Cage aims, and he PRESS SLAMS Omega on the desk! The fans boo but Callis nods. The ref argues with Cage, Archer & Callis mug Omega! The fans boo, Callis gets away with all that, and Omega is busted open from hitting the desk hood, but Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Archer taunts Omega, the ref reprimands, but The Callis Family soaks up the heat. Omega stirs, but Cage goes out to refresh the count. Cage drags Omega from the desk to then RAM him into the apron! The ref reprimands but Cage CHOPS Omega! Cage brings Omega around to then whip hard into more railing! The ring count is climbing again, but Cage digs his boot into Omega’s face! Cage lets off to go into the ring, and Archer mockingly cheers Omega. Maximum Carnage returns to single picture and Omega makes it to the ring. Cage climbs a corner and he deadlift SUPERPLEXES Omega in! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally as Omega stays in this, but Cage grows frustrated. Cage does his Terminator Drums but the fans boo. Omega rolls from apron to ramp as it is flush with the ring. Cage storms out after Omega, brings him up, but Omega fires body shots! Cage BODY BLOWS in return! Cage sputters, Cage brings him around, but Omega fires hands! The fans fire up, Omega CHOPS, but Cage knees low! Cage winds up but Omega BOOTS the lariat, then V-TRIGGERS Cage’s face! Omega whips, Cage reverses, POP-UP- RAN- NO! Cage blocks the counter to his bomb, and he POWERBOMBS Omega into the ring after all!

Cage storms in, fireman’s carries, F5! Cover as Callis laughs, TWO!! Omega survives but Cage stays on him. Cage pump handles but Omega fights with elbows! Omega goes to a corner, BOOTS Cage in return, then runs, SLAM DUNK! Omega grits his teeth and the fans fire up. Omega MOONSAULTS, but onto Cage’s knees! Cage then PUMP-HANDLE FACEBUSTERS! Cover, TWO! omega survives but Callis shouts for Cage to stay on him! Cage looms over Omega while the fans rally up. Cage drags Omega to his feet, RAMS him into a corner, then RAMS into him again! Cage puts Omega up top, then CHOPS!

Omega drops to the apron but Cage climbs up. Omega SLAPS away on Cage’s face! The fans fire up as Omega then springboards, to SUPER SUNSET POWERBOMB! And then V-TRIGGER!! Cover, TWO!! Cage survives and Callis is relieved! The fans rally up as Omega rises and Cage goes to ropes. “This is Awesome!” as Omega aims, BANG! V0 NO, Cage dodges and GERMAN- NO, Omega slips free! Omega BOOTS Cage, full nelsons, but Cage snapmares free! Omega ducks the discus, Cage ducks the lariat, but the V-TRIGGER hits! Cage ends up on ropes, V-TRIGGER again! And then Omega stands Cage up, and Electric Chair Lifts!

The fans fire up as Omega brings Cage around, for the ONE WINGED ANGEL!! Cover, Omega wins!!

Winner: Kenny Omega, by pinfall

Just as his new theme says, Omega has risen like the phoenix! But wait! Archer attacks, and Kyle Fletcher shows up to join in! The fans boo as the Callis Family mugs Omega! BODY BLOW!! The fans boo again, but here comes OSPREAY! Ospreay fires hands with Fletcher, and he LARIATS Fletcher up and out! Archer choke grips Ospreay! CHOKE- NO, Ospreay slips free and ENZIGIRIS! Archer staggers around, into a V-TRIGGER! Ospreay adds a HIDDEN BLADE! The fans fire up as Aerial Assassin and Best Bout Machine stand together again! Callis is furious, and then Ospreay BOOTS Fletcher off the apron! PLANCHA!

Wait, wait, wait! Now Konosuke Takeshita is here! The Alpha has returned from his trip to Japan, and he shows off both belts! Omega just shows him both fists! The fans fire up for this brawl, but Fletcher slithers in! SNAP HALF ‘N’ HALF on Omega! Takeshita hits a LARIAT on Omega! Ospreay returns to fire hands and CHOPS! But Kyle CLAWS Ospreay’s eyes! ALPHA ELBOW from Takeshita! The fans boo but now Kyle and Konosuke get Ospreay and Omega up! STEREO BRAINBUSTERS!! The fans boo as the Callis Family stands tall, though it helps that it was 4v2 in the end. But will the Family leave their former brothers in arms dead and buried in the past?

 

MVP speaks.

“I’m not just adept at managing the affairs of the Hurt Syndicate. I am an expert in managing how much oxygen you can breathe. For the first time in two-and-a-half years, MVP’s taking off the suit and lacing up the boots. We are the Hurt Syndicate…” Shelton Benjamin finishes the line with, “And we hurt people.” Will they do just that against Mark Briscoe & Private Party? We find out just after the break.

 

Chris Jericho speaks.

“Hi, guys~! Welcome to another New York Minute. I hope everybody’s enjoying Dynamite tonight right here in Cincinnati, in the heart of the Bluegrass State. But you’re gonna enjoy yourselves even more this Saturday on Collision, as we get ready for one of the biggest, most anticipated matches in Collision history. It’s gonna be The Learning Tree and Jon Moxley’s Death Riders VS Rated FTR, The Outrunners, and Powerhouse Hobbs.” Bryan Keith says, “That’s a dozen mother effers!” Jericho and Big Bill both give a concerned sideways glance, then Bill continues by saying, “As the Learning Tree always says, ‘Size matters.'”

Jericho says yes it does indeed, Redwood! And they also know all about their opponents, especially Rated FTR! The Learning Tree has already shown that Cope is a Dope, and Harwood is No Good! What’s Jericho got for Cash Wheeler? Uh… Wheeler… is a Kneeler! Get it? Like, he’s kneeling at the feet of the King of New York! Sick burn, LT. Jericho knows everyone is asking why Jericho and Moxley are tagging together, how could they possibly get along? Well, Jericho will say this. He has known Moxley a long time, and he can guarantee that they will be on the same page. Right? That’s it! Another New York Minute! Thanks, guys~!

Well, it is certainly a star-studded 6v6 set up for Saturday, but will things go Jericho’s way? Or will the #RatedFTRunners and The Book of Hobbs be the ones to punctuate Maximum Carnage?

 

“Everyone, show some love for… Ricochet!”

What? The fans boo as The One & Only makes his way out here, golden scissors in his lapel pocket. Those are the very same scissors Ricochet used to assault Swerve Strickland like a complete psycho! Ricochet tells the fans to hush before he steps into the ring, then he grabs a mic. The fans chant “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Ricochet is very annoyed by this, and he asks they all quiet down. The fans boo instead. Ricochet wants to speak but he’s rather flustered. The “SWERVE’S HOUSE” chants return and that riles Ricochet up a bit more. Ricochet paces, and says, “Y’know what? It’s okay. That’s how it’s gonna be? Listen. A picture is worth a thousand words.” And so on the tron is the image of Ricochet holding a bloodied Swerve up by his dreadlocks.

But then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The man himself is here! Ricochet says okay, he’s ready. But no he’s not, cuz Nana slides in from the crowd! Nana SMACKS Ricochet on the back, then does his dance! The fans cheer as now the Most Dangerous Man walks his way out here, chain draped over his shoulders. Ricochet scrambles away before Swerve can lash him! Ricochet runs away into the crowd but Swerve is in pursuit! Swerve shoves security out of his way, but Ricochet’s escaped to the cold streets of Cincinnati! Will Swerve get his hands on his new target next time?

 

AEW shares “A Day in the Life of a CEO.”

That is to say, we’re following Mercedes Mone as she does her media rounds. “First, we make money.” Mone was a special guest on the Sherri Shepherd show shortly after winning even more gold at WrestleDynasty. Sherri got to admire the “Queen of Southside” Championship that comes along with the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Championship, both of which Mone won off Mina Shirakawa. Mone signed autographs, took pictures with fans, and Sherri promised that she’ll be there whenever Mone’s in town. “Then, we shop.” Mone bought herself some new jewelry with the money she surely earned becoming a FOUR BELT CEO.

“Them, we train.” Mone knows it is a New Year, and she is dripping with gold! She also knows having four belts puts an even bigger target on her back, but she stays ready! Whoever wants to jump on the Money Train next, let’s go! #MoneChangesEverything, but will she continue to stack dollars and collect titles?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe & Private Party VS The Hurt Syndicate!

The Sussex County Chicken was not a chicken when it came to facing down any of the men in the Hurt Syndicate, but that’s why he ended up getting beat up 3v1! Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy came to Briscoe’s rescue, especially since they were told to their faces that the Hurt Syndicate wants the AEW World Tag Team Championships. Will MVP, the Standard of Excellence & The All Mighty begin on their New Year’s Resolution to hurt people? Or can Briscoe, Quen & Zay #ManUp and take the fight to them?

The trios sort out, but the Syndicate just attacks all at once! The bell rings, Briscoe and MVP stay in the ring but Lashley & Shelton drag Private Party out of the ring! And send them into railing! MVP UPPERCUTS Briscoe to a corner, stomps a mudhole in, then ELBOWS Briscoe down. MVP fires hands, then reels him in for a suplex. Briscoe slips free to CHOP! And ROCK! And CHOP again! Briscoe whips corner to corner, MVP reverse, but Briscoe goes up and out! Briscoe SWATS the haymaker to UPPERCUT back! Briscoe goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, ONE!! MVP shows his own grit but Briscoe stands him up.

Briscoe UPPERCUTS MVP, throws hands, then fires more hands in the corner. Briscoe whips, MVP reverses, but Briscoe avoids a boot! Briscoe runs up, but MVP BOOTS again! The fans are torn but MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP drags Briscoe up, then ROCKS him! MVP brings Briscoe around, TOSSES him out, then tags to Shelton. Shelton storms over to Briscoe, and sends him into railing! And then into the apron! And back to railing! And back to apron! Shelton scoops and SLAMS Briscoe on the floor, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Shelton leaves Briscoe behind to the mercy of the ring count, but Briscoe stirs already. Briscoe crawls, but Shelton tags Lashley, and Lashley drags Briscoe up. Lashley RAMS Briscoe into the apron, APRON URENAGES, then shoves Briscoe in. Lashley fires up, runs in, and RAMS Briscoe in the corner! Lashley then brings Briscoe around for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!! Lashley is frustrated but he drags Briscoe into a chinlock. Lashley tags MVP, and they mug Briscoe while he’s down. The ref reprimands but MVP fires knees into Briscoe again and again. MVP then scoops to SLAM Briscoe down!

MVP runs to drop a KNEE! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP covers again, TWO! Another cover, TWO!! Briscoe is toughing it out but MVP brings him over. Tag to Shelton and now they mug Briscoe in the corner. Shelton fires hands on Briscoe against the ropes, then snapmares him. Shelton clamps on a chinlock and he grinds Briscoe down. Briscoe endures, fights up, and fires body shots! Briscoe runs, but into an ELBOW! Shelton tags MVP, and MVP looms over Briscoe. MVP stomps Briscoe, then brings him up again. Briscoe fires body shots and forearms, but MVP ROCKS him! Briscoe CHOPS back!

Briscoe fires hands on Shelton & Lashley, but MVP ROCKS Briscoe! MVP drags Briscoe up, reels him in, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as MVP has Briscoe up again. Briscoe fires more body shots, then firearms! MVP throat chops, then SMASHES Briscoe off his knee! The fans are torn but MVP feels it. MVP runs to “BALLIN~!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Briscoe stays in this but MVP drags him up. MVP hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans rally. Briscoe fires forearms on MVP, MVP hits back. MVP whips, but Briscoe ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER MVP!

The fans fire up while MVP and Briscoe are both down! Briscoe and MVP crawl, Private Party is fired up, and we get hot tags to Shelton and Zay! Zay ROCKS Shelton, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Zay then bobs ‘n’ weaves to fire “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Shelton shoves Zay but Zay pop-up DROPKICKS! The fans fire up with Zay, he tags Quen. MVP runs in, Private Party dodges to DOUBLE DORPKICK! Shelton’s back up, but he gets DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley storms in but into DOUBLE DROPKICKS! Lashley rebounds, but into DOUBLE DORPKICKS again! Lashley falls out and fans fire up!

Private Party holds the way open for Briscoe to DIVE! The cannonball tope takes Lashley out! But MVP & Shelton both back suplex! Private Party lands out, and they both dodge! Quen PELES Shelton, Zay QUEBRADAS MVP! The fans fire up again as Private Party focuses on MVP. Quen whips Zay and Zay LARIATS MVP and himself up and out of the ring! Shelton spins Quen around to kick low! Shelton brings Quen up but Quen fights the bomb! Quen then hits a JUMPING FLATLINER! Cover, TWO!! Quen almost hit Paydirt on the Standard of Excellence, but we see Lashley THROW Briscoe overhead and to the floor!

Quen calls to Zay and then sets up. Zay runs in, PARTY IN MOTION! Zay brings Shelton around, Quen kicks low! TWIST OF- NO, Shelton stops that, and feeds Quen to a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Zay leaps, into Shelton’s arms! GERMAN SUPLEX! Private Party ends up at the ropes, Lashley runs to SPEAR Zay! Quen staggers up, MVP BOOTS Briscoe for good measure! Shelton brings Quen in, GERMAN SUPLEX! Then a SUPERKICK! Cover, Hurt Syndicate wins!

Winners: The Hurt Syndicate, by pinfall

MVP raises the hands of his associates, and they just got a pin on the AEW World Tag Team Championships! Will nothing stop Shelton & Lashley from taking those titles off of Private Party?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

After Swerve Strickland almost got his revenge on Ricochet, these two will have THREE WEEKS to prepare themselves for a showdown! Dynamite will be in Atlanta, Georgia on February 5th, who will survive this grudge match?

 

Jeff Jarrett is here!

Cincinnati cheers as Double J makes his way to the ring, and he grabs a mic to say, “What’s up, Cincinnati? Y’know, the last few weeks, I mean, they sure have been humbling for me.” But then before he can say more, MJF makes his way out here! The fans are torn seeing the Wolf of Wrestling strut out here, and he has them cut his music. MJF steps into the ring with Jarrett, throws his gum into the crowd, and says, “Humbling? Jeff Jarrett, you have yet to learn the definition of the word. Last week, I gave you the opportunity of a lifetime, bud. And you had the audacity to turn me down?”

Jarrett tells Max to not even get started. MJF was too lazy to enter the gauntlet, so he came up with some scheme- MJF shouts for Jarrett to NEVER interrupt him!! The fans boo but MJF cools off. He just wants “Jeffery” to get real. This is MJF. If MJF retired tomorrow, he’d go into the AEW Hall of Fame! He’s a living legend! Jarrett walks around like he is one, too, and he sure has the “dumb shmucks” convinced. But allow MJF to “school all the simple-minded folk on the real legacy of The Last Outlaw. Emphasis on ‘Last,’ because Jeff Jarrett is the last thing you see before your favorite wrestling company dies.”

The fans boo but Jarrett laughs that off. MJF tells Double J that this last year with the possibility of him winning  MJF’s Triple B would be “a whole lot cuter and warmer and fuzzier” if Jarrett wasn’t “literally the definition of a pro-wrestling grim reaper.” The fans boo, MJF says he is talking, so what’re they doing? Shut up! MJF continues by saying that when he thinks on Jarrett’s career, it is enough to make him wanna drink. Oh… Sorry, MJF took it way too far. He knows Jarrett is a raging alcoholic. Recovering! Sorry, MJF meant recovering. But hey, MJF just had a great idea! “Listen to me, you fat skank, I’m talking, shut your fat mouth!”

The fans boo but MJF goes on to say he has a great idea. How about for the health of AEW and for Jarrett, MJF sends Jarrett packing back to rehab where he belongs. But hey, do MJF a favor before then. Make sure that sexy wife of his, Karen, sticks around. MJF happens to be a big fan of hers. But hey, he’s not a monster, he’s the Salt of the Earth. So when MJF’s “through with her,” he’ll ship her back to Tennessee for Jarrett. That way, Jarrett can be the first man in history to know what a generational talent and an Olympic gold medalist’s nuts taste like!! The fans boo but Jarrett still laughs MJF off.

“Max, Max, Max… Not only everything you just said was crude and stupid, but it’s all been said before a thousand times. It’s all been done before a thousand times. But let’s get to the heart of the matter, Max. Let’s get to business.” Jarrett knows the best years of his career are behind him. But last Summer, when Jarrett entered the Owen Hart Cup, the AEW fans awakened a passion in him. The fans cheer that! The fans awakened a desire Jarrett didn’t even know he still had. And Jarrett will do everything in his power to keep that fire going, to keep that passion going, because it’s the one thing that puts him on track to the AEW World Championship.

The fans cheer again, and Jarrett tells Max, back to that shtick. MJF thinks he can just poke fun at Jarrett, have his zingers, and hurt Jarrett’s feelings, right? Oh, Max, Jarrett was MJF before MJF was MJF! Everything MJF can say or do, Jarrett has done. He did it before MJF, and he did it better than you. But hey, hold on! Before we get all bent out of shape, MJF kinda confused Jarrett. Jarrett isn’t sure if MJF’s a dumbass or a scumbag. But knowing where MJF comes from, maybe it’s all the above. Because hear Jarrett out, there are days where Jarrett feels sorry for MJF. The fans chant, “He’s Our Scumbag!” and Jarrett agrees.

But see, Jarrett has some family history on this scumbag. MJF had a tough upbringing. It must’ve been tough being raised by a call girl for a mother. And MJF’s ambulance chancing attorney of an old man, well, it must be tough being raised by that. Jarrett knows for a fact that when Mr. Friedman knocked Mrs. Friedman up, she still made him pay for that. MJF is seething but Jarrett tells him to hold on. The old saying goes, “We all marry our mommies.” So that’s very fitting for MJF when his old lady is nothing but a Canadian call girl.

And oh, one final thing. This very ring, the night MJF was tearing the house down with Will Ospreay, that was just his version of 60 Minutes Through. At the same time, in the back parking lot, his old lady was doing her version of 60 Minutes Through, with about ten other wrestlers! Max, look at Jarrett! MJF needs Jarrett, and he doesn’t even know why. But it’s because MJF is drowning in his own s*it! MJF may be lazy, entitled, and a pr*ck, but deep down, he’s a scared little boy. MJF was scared to enter the enter the gauntlet, scared that at just 28 years of age, his best years are behind him, and he’s scared of ever getting back on top.

And like Jarrett said last week, MJF is scared of becoming a one hit wonder! The fans chant “One Hit Wonder!” at MJF, but MJF says no no no! One Hit Wonder? Scared? MJF is NOTHING like Jarrett! MJF didn’t need his daddy to make him a top guy, MJF didn’t need to start his own company to be a top guy, because MJF made MJF! We saw in the past what happens when Jarrett is “King of the Mountain,” but let’s talk about when MJF is king. MJF is the only man to thank for the biggest pro-wrestling show of all time: 82 THOUSAND, Wembley Stadium, AEW All In! MJF is the one to thank for the record PPV buys, record TV ratings, and record ticket sales!

MJF was the BEST IN THE WORLD! The fans do cheer that. MJF says Jarrett can laugh all he wants, because then MJF got screwed. Screwed out of his world championship! His name, his legacy, his reputation, dragged through the mud to this day! The same people who put MJF on a pedestal now have willingly, with a smile on their face, taken it out from under and treated him like nothing! MJF ain’t nothing! And MJF will tell Jeff something! MJF doesn’t want to win the world title, he NEEDS to win it so he can shove it down every single one of their throats! But instead, MJF has to wait in line for Jeff Jarrett?

MJF laughs and say should on here. With all due respect, the people aren’t very bright. And with all due respect, no wrestling fan has ever given a single, solitary s*it about Jarrett. But y’know what really pisses MJF off, Slapnuts? The fact that “just because” Jarrett was best friends with Owen Hart, Jarrett thinks he his owed a grand finale? Jarrett may have had all these stupid, simple-minded shmucks convinced, but MJF sees through Jarrett’s BS. During the Owen Cup, Jeff saw through the “carny succubus.” Jarrett is nothing more than a LEECH, riding the coattails of his DEAD FRIEND!

Oh, did MJF strike a chord now? He thought Jarrett was all tough. Or does he just not like it when MJF talks about his old pal, Owen Hart? JARRETT DECKS MJF! Jarrett rains down fists and the fans fire up! Security rushes out there and they drag Jarrett away, but Jarrett throws them all away! Jarrett CLOBBERS MJF, but Karen rushes out here! Karen gets Jeff to stop, but then MJF grabs Karen in a SLEEPER! The fans boo, MJF throws Karen at Jeff, then runs away. The Wolf of Wrestling is again a worm, will The Last Outlaw make sure to exterminate him once and for all?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

Maximum Carnage this Saturday was already big, but now we add some gold! Kazuchika Okada faces former Chaos teammate, Tomohiro Ishii, in a defense of the Continental Championship! Will the Rainmaker make it rain in Cincy? Or will the Stone Pitbull sink his teeth into an AEW title?

 

Christian Cage w/ The Patriarchy VS Hook!

Captain Charisma still has his All In Casino Gauntlet contract, but that’s because he hasn’t had a clear path to a cash-in just yet. He wants to add to his “family” first, can Christian convince the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil to be his new son? Or will Hook make sure Christian can’t even hold that contract in his hands?

Well speaking of, Hook attacks Christian during his entrance! The fans fire up as Hook rains down fists, his real dad, Taz, watching on commentary! Shayna Wayne steps to Hook, but that’s just a distraction so Christian can run away into the ring. Hook storms in, the bell rings, but Christian bails back out! Christian wants a timeout but this ain’t that kind of match! Hook runs out to CLUB Christian, SMACK him off the apron, and he fires hands! Hook’s busted hand seems back to 100%, he has no problems throwing shots! But Christian puts Hook on barriers to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! But Hook turns things around to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP!

The ring count is climbing, Christian pushes past to slide into the ring, but Hook storms after him. Hook ROCKS Christian and has him on ropes! Hook CHOKES Christian, but he lets off as the ref counts. Hook fires shots, whips Christian, but Christian bails out! The fans boo as Christian wants to just run away! Hook pursues up the ramp and to the tunnel! They brawl in there, Hook CLUBS Christian back down the ramp, but Christian turns things around. Christian UPPERCUTS, then CHOPS! Christian runs up, but Hook BACKDROPS him into the ring! Hook storms in, and Christian wants mercy! The fans boo, but Christian tries to explain.

Christian still tries to recruit Hook to his side, saying he’ll be a better father than Taz. Hook looks Christian in the eyes as Christian promises he can take Hook to a higher level. They hug?! The fans are torn, but then Hook hits a BELLY2BELLY! Hook got one over on Christian, and now throws down hands in the corner! The fans count along, Hook goes all the way to TEN! Hook hops down, then whips Christian back into the corner! Christian bounces off buckles, falls back, and then falls out of the ring! Mother Shayna is there to comfort him, and the fans boo while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hook paces while the ring count climbs. Christian catches his breath, but then here come Kip Sabian & Nick Wayne. Hook stares Christian’s “sons” down, but Christian slides in to CLOBBER Hook! Christian stomps away at the ropes, then stands on Hook! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and he soaks up the heat. But wait! Katsuyori Shibata is here! The Wrestler is still a friend of Hook’s, and he coaches Hook up. Christian protests but the ref says it is only fair with The Patriarchy all at ringside. Hook storms up to Christian, fires body shots, and he backs Christian into a corner! Christian bumps Hook off buckles, CHOPS, then reels him in! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO!

Christian stays on Hook by CLAWING his face! The ref reprimands, Christian stops, and Christian soaks up the heat. Christian CLUBS Hook down, stands on that bad hand, then stands Hook back up. Christian CLUBS Hook down again, steps on the hand, then drags Hook. Hook drags Christian down into a cradle, TWO! Christian CLOBBERS Hook! Christian puts Hook on ropes, then CHOKES him by standing on his back! The ref counts, Christian steps off, and Shibata coaches Hook while Christian hugs his “family.” Hook rises up, Christian brings him around and hits a snapmare. Christian has a chinlock, but he’s also smothering Hook!

The ref counts, Christian shifts into a legal chinlock, but Hook endures. Hook fights around, Maximum Carnage returns to single picture, and Hook throws body shots! Hook runs, but Christian ELBOWS him at the ropes! The fans boo but Christian paces around Hook. Christian stands Hook up in a corner, climbs up, and now he rains down fists! Christian stares Taz down between punches, but Hook brings Christian off the corner with a fireman’s carry! Christian grabs ropes in desperation, so Hook TOSSES him out! The fans and Taz all fire up! Christian staggers, Hook FLYING FOREARMS from the apron!

The fans fire up while Kip & Nick coach Christian. Hook SMACKS Christian off the steel steps! And then runs up to KNEE Christian against the steel! The fans cheer as Hook puts Christian’s hand on the steps! Hook steps up to STOMP- NO, Christian avoids getting his hand crushed! And then he YANKS Hook off the steps! Hook lands bad on his lower back, but Christian pushes him into the ring. Christian climbs the corner, and FROG SPLASHES! Cover, TWO! Hook survives and the fans fire up! Christian snarls and goes back up the corner. FROG SPLASH again!! Christian says one more time, and he climbs back up!

Christian leaps again, FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Hook survives and Christian argues with the ref, but the count was fair. Christian runs corner to corner, but Hook KNEES the spear away! Both men stagger, Christian rebounds, SPEAR!! Cover, ONE?!? Hook shocks everyone, especially Christian! Christian storms up on Hook again, brings him up, but Hook fires body shots! Hook whips, Christian reverses, but Hook LARIATS! And LARIATS again! And KNEES low! Hook UCHIMADAS Christian to a corner, then LARIATS! Hook reels Christian in, NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO!

Christian survives, rises up, but Hook storms up. Christian kicks low, dragon sleepers, but Hook slips through to FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!! Not quite perfect, but both men are slow to get up. The fans rally, Christian hobbles around, but Hook clamps on! REDRUM!! Christian reaches out, has his legs on the ropes, and he climbs up! Hook drops Christian at 4! The fans cheer, and now Hook throws down crossface forearms! Then RED- NO, Christian slips out the back, and he CLAWS the eyes! Christian POSTS Hook, then argues with the ref. This lets Kip & Nick creep up, but Shibata storms over!

Shibata tells Kip & Nick to stay back, but Christian slides out to get Shibata! REVERSE DDT to the floor!! The fans boo but Hook ROCKS Christian! And KNEES Nick! And LARIATS Kip! Hook pursues Christian into the ring, RED- NO, Christian slips free! Chicken wings and KILL- NO, REDRUM!! But Christian RAMS Hook into buckles! Hook lets go, but hops up to jump on! REDRUM BACKPACK!! Christian falls, he calls in his boys! They attack, that’s a disqualification!

Winner: Hook, by disqualification

The fans boo as Kip & Nick stomp away on Hook! The Patriarchy won’t let Hook have his way, and Taz can’t believe it! Christian tells his boys to fetch him some things, and they bring in chairs! The fans boo as Christian wants to go Rated R like Cope! But Taz gets off the desk to say this ain’t happening! And wait! HERE COMES SAMOA JOE! The fans fire up as Joe is finally back! He TOSSES Nick, then he storms up! Kip is the only one who doesn’t know! Kip turns around into CHOPS and JABS! The fans fire up, but Nick returns! Nick runs in, Joe casually steps aside, and the SPLASH hits Kip! Then Joe TOSSES Nick out to his mommy!

SNAP POWERSLAM for Kip! The fans fire up as Joe and Shibata have Kip set up for a PENALTY KICK! Joe, Shibata and Hook have reunited, will they tear The Patriarchy apart?

 

AEW hears from the Men’s Casino Gauntlet participants.

Roderick Strong tells “JAAAAY… White,” that Roddy should’ve won that #1 spot in the Casino Gauntlet, but he wants White to know that Roddy’s not done with him yet. The Switchblade’s response is that Roddy Strong shoulda-coulda-woulda. If Roddy wanted to win so badly, he should’ve tried harder. As for Wheeler Yuta, he was the one to stop White. So if Yuta wants White’s attention, then fine! He’s got it! As for Adam Cole, he said that match had the best of the best. It had Hangman Page, it had Daniel Garcia, and- Kyle O’Reilly stops Cole there. Danny Garcia? Really? Kyle doesn’t see it. Not everyone is as good as they say they are, Adam.

Garcia himself says people keep saying that Garcia is stretching himself just a little bit thin. If he’s TNT Champion, why’s he in the Continental Classic? Why’s he in a Casino Gauntlet? Garcia wants to fight every single week! So if you want a shot at Garcia’s gold… Cole says The Undisputed Kingdom IS as good as they say they are, and in 2025, they promise us… #LetsGetIt! The Kingdom will get their hands on gold, and that is undisputed! Everyone’s gunning for someone, but who gets what they want? And who gets just what they deserve?

 

Backstage interview with Jeff Jarrett.

AEW returns as Renee Paquette is with Double J, and she brings up that confrontation between him and MJF. Jarrett said the AEW audience has awoken the passion in him, and that MJF is scared. But then MJF got under Jarrett’s skin, so where do they go from here? Jarrett takes a moment to think, but then Dustin Rhodes steps in! The Natural says what MJF said pissed him off, too. Dustin asks Jarrett, “How many years have we known each other? How many years have we driven up and down these roads, grinding our asses off because of the passion and love for this business? A lot. He doesn’t know a thing about that, and you know that.”

Dustin says MJF’s been in this business a minute, yet he’ll dictate to Jarrett and disrespect him? THAT pisses Dustin off! Dustin is 110% behind Jarrett, and wants Jarrett to fulfill the dream of becoming AEW World Champion. Max doesn’t know everything that guys like Jarrett and Dustin have been through. Knocked down, dragged through s*it, and then gotten back up, because that’s what they do! MJF has no clue! Whatever MJF does to Jarrett, Dustin knows Jarrett’s been through it. Just like Dustin has. But remember this: You’re Jeff Jarrett! A 12-TIME WORLD CHAMPION, and that means something!

Jarrett is the Last Outlaw, and outlaws never die. So please, just remember this. The two of them, they are the very last of their kind. Will this motivation from the dual ROH World Tag Team & ROH World Six Man Tag Champion be fuel on the fire that Jarrett uses to reach the mountaintop?

 

Mariah May is here!

The Glamour brings her AEW Women’s World Championship to commentary as she prepares to watch the women’s division fight for their shot at her.

AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Casino Gauntlet!

The gentlemen had their fun, now the ladies finally get to roll the dice! The first-ever Women’s Casino Gauntlet will send one woman to Grand Slam: Australia, who faces “The Woman From Hell” when AEW goes Down Under?

Kris Statlander is first, a right she earned when she defeated Willow Nightingale and Toni Storm in last week’s Triple Threat. But who starts with her? It’s JAMIE HAYTER! Hayter Hits Hard, but will she punch her ticket to Australia? The bell rings, we’re on the clock, and Mariah thanks commentary for having her. She also asks Taz that now that he’s got a new knee, wanna roll around later? Taz says he is happily married but he’s flattered by the offer. Oh, she meant in the ring. Well, Taz is also retired, so he can’t. Meanwhile, Hayter and Kris tie up, go around, go along the ropes, and the fans duel.

Mariah says Hayter is the best woman to come out of Britain not named Mariah May. The ref counts a ropebreak but Hayter and Kris move off ropes. Hayter headlocks, Kris powers up but can’t pull out as Hayter holds on. Kris tries again, gets free, and they RAM shoulders! The fans cheer as neither woman budges. Hayter runs, RAMS Kris again, then kicks low! Hayter runs, Kris dodges and she runs Hayter over! The fans fire up while Kris flexes, but Hayter stands up. Hayter runs up, Kris avoids a boot but Hayter ducks a roundhouse. Hayter ripcords, Kris ducks the lariat and comes back, but now Hayter dodges!

Both women run in, and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither woman falls, but then Hayter BOOTS Kris! The fans fire up and Mariah says she might actually prefer fighting someone tonight so she won’t have to fly down to Australia. Hayter CLUBS away on Kris, kicks her down, then brings her up for a suplex. Kris slips free, shoves Hayter, but Hayter rebounds. Hayter ducks a lariat, the countdown is here, but Kris kicks low! FISHERMAN BUSTER! But number three is here, and it’s… MEGAN BAYNE!? Even Mariah is shocked to see “The Megasus” return to AEW after quite the stint in Stardom, GCW, and has even won the HOG Women’s Championship!

Mariah laughs in disbelief, is Bayne even eligible for this match? Where’s her “is All Elite” graphic? Go ask Tony Khan where that tweet is! Bayne still steps into the ring, and she stands face to face with Kris! The fans fire up as the forearms fly! Bayne ROCKS Kris, RAMS her into the corner again and again, then CHOPS! Bayne whips corner to corner, runs up, and SPLASHES! Then she whips again, but Kris reverses! Kris UPPERCUTS Bayne, runs corner to corner, but Bayne LEAPING LARIATS! The fans fire up and Bayne hauls Kris to her feet. Bayne suplexes, Kris fights that to suplex, but Bayne fights back!

Bayne suplexes to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Hayter breaks it! The fans fire up as now Hayter stares Bayne down. Hayter fires forearms, but Bayne is not impressed! Hayter runs, but Bayne kicks her low! Bayne reels Hayter in, suplexes, and she holds Hayter up! The countdown is back, but Hayter counters with a DDT! The fourth woman is here, and it’s… JULIA HART! The Princess of the Black Throne got a win off Hayter not that long ago, and she dares Hayter to come back for more! They brawl at the ramp! The fans fire up as Hayter CLUBS away on Julia, then snap suplexes her on the ramp! Julia writhes, Kris and Bayne brawl ringside, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Mariah is only a little worried, but Hayter CLUBS away on Julia in the ring. Bayne sends Kris into barriers! Hayter and Julia fire fists, then Hayter ROCKS Julia! Hayter whips, Julia reverses and wrenches to STO! Cover, Kris breaks it! Kris drags Julia up but Julia JAWBREAKERS free! Julia fires forearms, then whips, but Kris reverses. Kris runs in at the corner, but Julia STOMPS her down! Julia storms around, goes to the far corner, then runs back in. But Kris hits a SNAP POWERSLAM! Kris drags Julia up, TOSSES her out, and Bayne is there to scoop Julia! SLAM to the floor! Julia writhes but Bayne storms into the ring.

Kris and Bayne meet again, and Bayne pie faces Kris! Kris pie faces back! The pie faces go back and forth, then turn into forearms! Kris and Bayne fire fast ‘n’ furious shots, then Bayne ROKCS Kris! Bayne runs, but Kris ROCKS her! Kris runs, but Bayne follows to ROCK her back! Bayne runs, but Kris UPEPRCUTS her! And CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Kris keeps on Bayne again and again, then runs, only for Bayne to fireman’s carry! Kris fights free, ROUNDHOUSES Bayne, then PELES! Kris roars, runs, but gets caught! EXPLODER! Bayne fires up, and Julia POSTS Hayter! Julia stomps away on Hayter, Bayne brings Kris up, and snap suplexes her!

Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Kris flops out of the ring. Julia CLUBS Hayter, and the countdown is back! Bayne waits on the fifth woman, and it’s… WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! Mariah sighs, but the Babe with the Power steps right to Bayne! Willow BOOTS, but Bayne just frowns. Willow fires forearms, then whips, but Bayne reverses to ROCK Willow! And BOOT her down! Kris returns to waistlock Bayne, but she ducks an elbow! JAWBREAKER, HAYMAKER, then Kris CLUBS away on Bayne! Hayter turns things around on Julia and whips her hard into barriers! Willow & Kris work together to DOUBLE SUPLEX Bayne!

The fans fire up, and Kris & Willow smile as it’s like the old days. Mariah mocks the “friendship” while the two square up. Willow CHOPS Kris, Kris CHOPS back, repeat! The fans “WOO~” as each CHOP echoes out! Willow ducks a chop, shoves Kris, then runs to POUNCE~! PERIOD! The countdown is back already, and the sixth woman is… TONI STORM! The Rockstar “Rookie” is back, and Mariah really hates seeing this. Toni storms in in but willow fireman’s carries! Toni sunset flips, TWO! Willow storms up but into a snapmare! Toni RUNS Willow over, snapmares Julia and runs her over!

Hayter is back, Toni snapmares her to run her over! Then a snapmare and shoulder tackle for Kris! The fans fire up with Toni and Mariah mockingly plays along, “What a great rookie!” But Bayne CLOBBERS Toni! Bayne fireman’s carries Toni, then THROWS her out onto Kris! The fans rally, “She’s a Rookie!” Willow CLOBBERS Bayne! Hayter BOOTS Willow! Julia kicks Hayter to DDT! Willow LARIATS Julia! The fans fire up as Willow stands tall, and she goes to the apron. CROSSBODY onto Bayne! Willow smiles and poses, the fans cheer, and Willow drags Bayne up. Bayne and Willow throw hands, but Kris is on the stage?

The fans fire up as Kris SUPER CANNONBALLS! Down goes Willow & Bayne, and the fans fire up with Kris! But Toni HIP ATTACKS Kris off the apron! Julia BLASTS Toni! Julia and Hayter are all alone, Cincy fires up for “Women’s Wrestling!” but also the countdown! Julia and Hayter fire fast ‘n’ furious fists, but the seventh woman is… HARLEY CAMERON! Mariah sighs again as everyone now will FEEL THE WRATH! Harley runs up to ROCK Julia, then bump her off buckles! Harley goes up, in, and dodges Julia to ENZIGIRI! Cover, Hayter breaks it with a deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! Hayter snarls but Julia runs up to clinch!

Hayter wrenches free, clinches, and HAYT-BREAKER! But Harley rolls Hayter up! TWO!! Hayter escapes, Harley ENZIGIRIS! “FEEL THA WRATH~!” Harley runs, but into a HAYT-BREAKER! Hayter pumps up, for the HAYTER- NO, Harley ducks the lariat! But Julia’s BLACK MIST hits Harley full in the face! Then SUPERKICK for Hayter! Julia runs to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! But Toni snatches Julia into a cradle! TONI WINS!!

Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)

Mariah is mockingly happy for “the rookie,” and Toni herself is stunned that she’s getting a world title match in her home country! This is quite the remake of a timeless classic, but will they flip the script on the original? Or will it still be All About Mariah?

 

AEW World Championship: Jon Moxley w/ The Death Riders VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!

The last time The Maniac was in the Book of Hobbs, it was AEW Homecoming, and it was for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship. Moxley didn’t so much win as he did retain, given Hobbs went down with injury rather quickly. But while Moxley traded NJPW’s top title for AEW’s, Hobbs only has a bigger chip on his shoulder. Will Hobbs come through on his promise to make Jon Moxley his b*tch? Or will Moxley make sure his homecoming is a victorious one?

The introductions are made, but Moxley delays getting in the ring so that the rest of the Death Riders can flank the ring! Hobbs sees Pac, he sees Claudio, but then Moxley runs in and CLOBBERS Hobbs! The bell rings, the fans boo, but Moxley fires forearms in a corner! Moxley doesn’t stop as the ref counts, the ref tries to back him off, but Moxley gets in the ref’s face about it. Hobbs storms up to hoist Moxley up! OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Hobbs fires hands on Moxley now, the fans fire up, but the ref counts. Hobbs ROCKS Moxley, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs CLUBS Moxley in the chest, then stalks him to another corner.

Hobbs pushes Moxley against buckles, CLUBS him again, then paces. The fans rally, Hobbs whips, but Moxley KCIKS and CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Hobbs just scowls, so Moxley fires forearms! Moxley runs, but Hobbs RUNS Moxley over! The fans fire up, but there are some Moxley fans still in Cincy. Hobbs goes out after Moxley and ROCKS him! Moxley dangles over barriers, but Hobbs CLUBS him! The ref wants this in the ring so Hobbs pushes him in. Hobbs storms in, Moxley fires kicks, then fires forearms! Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs, and he has Hobbs in the ropes!

Moxley runs, BOOTS Hobbs again, then he runs! Moxley DIVES and hits Hobbs into barriers! Moxley pursues, they go around the timekeeper’s area, and now they brawl in the crowd! The fans fire up, Hobbs CHOPS Moxley, but the ref wants this in the ring! Hobbs pursues Moxley, CLUBS him, then keeps after him. They go back to ringside, Hobbs CLAWS Moxley’s back, then shoves him over barriers! Hobbs stalks Moxley back into the ring, Moxley wants Hobbs to hold on, and then Moxley CLAWS Hobbs’ face! Then he BITES Hobbs’ face! Moxley has Hobbs in a corner and rains down fists! The fans count to TEN, then Moxley flips Hobbs off!

Cincy is all fired up, both for and against Moxley, but Hobbs just glares up at him. Moxley talks trash, but Hobbs carries Moxley from the corner! Moxley fires elbows, but Hobbs RAMS him into buckles! Hobbs puts Moxley up top, climbs up after him, and he pulls on that earring in Moxley’s left ear! Hobbs tells the ref to back off, and then he BITES Moxley’s ear! And then BITES it again! Is he trying to eat the earring?! The ref counts, Hobbs lets off and lets Moxley tumble while fans tell him he’s sick. Moxley staggers up, but Hobbs BLASTS him off the apron! The fans rally while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Hobbs snarls, just a bit of blood in his teeth from biting Moxley. Hobbs paces while Marina Shafir checks on Moxley. Hobbs then goes out the side, storms around the way, and he looms over Moxley. Hobbs whips Moxley into barriers! Moxley tumbles over and into the timekeeper’s area! Hobbs is after Moxley with a rain of fists! The ref reprimands, Hobbs stops and goes back to the ring. Hobbs then goes back out to fetch Moxley. Hobbs BITES the ear again! Moxley pushes Hobbs away and staggers around, that ear definitely bleeding. Hobbs storms up to BITE the ear more! Hobbs is going savage, but Moxley dares him to do more!

Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs juts ROCKS Moxley! Moxley staggers away, Hobbs pursues him to the steel steps, and they both go back to the ring. Moxley staggers around a little more, and Hobbs pumps up! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley bounces off ropes then falls over! Hobbs stalks Moxley, drags him up, and he ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley wobbles but stays up, even with that ear bleeding. Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs shrugs that off. Moxley fires another forearm, and another, and another! Hobbs ROCKS Moxley again! Moxley falls over, the ref checks him, but Moxley is already rising back up.

Moxley pounds the mat, and he eggs Hobbs on. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley down! Moxley rises, the blood from his ear making more a crimson scarf than a mask. Hobbs BOOTS Moxley again! Moxley roars, so Hobbs BOOTS him again! Maximum Carnage returns to single picture as Moxley rises up. Hobbs BOOTS him, but Moxley SLAPS Hobbs! Hobbs runs, but into a CUTTER! Moxley lured Hobbs into a trap, but both men are down! The fans fire up as Moxley crawls, and Moxley dares Hobbs to bring the fight. Both men stand, Moxley fires a forearm, but Hobbs returns fire! The fans are torn as the forearms go back and forth!

Hobbs runs, Moxley TOSSES him out! Moxley distracts the ref so that Marina can BOOT Hobbs! The fans definitely boo that, but Moxley goes out to drag Hobbs up. Moxley puts Hobbs in, takes aim, and then underhooks Hobbs! Hobbs powers up, breaks free, then CLOBBERS Moxley! Moxley flounders to a corner, the fans rally and duel, and Hobbs feeds off the “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Hobbs runs up to CLOBBER Moxley! Moxley rises, Hobbs LARIATS again! Mox is back up, Hobbs SPLASHES in the corner! Hobbs winds up to fire point-blank LARIATS in the corner again and again! The fans rally, Hobbs stops at the ref’s count.

Hobbs scoops, Moxley slips free! Underhook and- NO, Hobbs scoops Moxley! WORLD’S STRONGEST SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Moxley survives, Marina is relieved, but Hobbs puts Moxley on the top rope. Hobbs climbs, scoops, and lifts Moxley for a SUPER SWINGING POWERSLAM! But Moxley rolls through to have the ARMBAR!! Moxley pulls on the arm, Hobbs endures, and the fans duel even harder! Moxley pulls but Hobbs manages to clasp hands! Hobbs turns and has the ROPEBREAK! Moxley lets go, but then he has Hobbs for a KIMURA int he ropes! The ref counts, Moxley stops and Hobbs crawls to the ramp.

The fans hope these two “FIGHT FOREVER!” but this show has to end somehow. Hobbs rises, and WHEELER YUTA BUSAIKU KNEES!! The Decoder finally shows himself and it was at the most opportune time! The fans boo as Yuta then slithers away, and Moxley goes out after Hobbs. Moxley drags Hobbs into the ring, then vows to end this! But Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER!! The fans fire up and Hobbs brings down the straps! Hobbs snarls, brings Moxley up into a torture rack, but Moxley slips free! SLEEPER! Hobbs goes to the ropes, BUCKS Moxley, but then Marina SMACKS Hobbs with the title briefcase!!

The fans boo again but Moxley rolls Hobbs up! TWO?!?! Hobbs survives another cheap shot and the fans fire up! Moxley underhooks, PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!??! Moxley is furious but he clamps on the BULLY CHOKE!! Hobbs endures, but he fades out! Moxley wins!!

Winner: Jon Moxley, by submission (still AEW World Champion)

Hobbs lost only because this turned into a 5v1 handicap match! And speaking of, that’s what’s happening again as The Death Riders mug Hobbs! They stomp away, then sit Hobbs up. Claudio has a chair! But Hobbs THROWS Yuta, CHOKES Pac, but Claudio CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg! Claudio pulls the leg brace off while Pac & Mox CHOKE Hobbs! Yuta adds stomps, and Moxley SMASHES the bad leg! Claudio puts the chair around the bad leg, they want to put Hobbs back on the shelf! Claudio STOMPS the chair!! But here comes Rated FTR!! A little too late, unfortunately, and The Death Riders retreat.

Adam Copeland, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood check on Hobbs, but there’s a chance the 12 Man Tag just turned into a 6v5 Handicap Match. Will anyone ever be able to stop Moxley’s reign of terror? Or will the carnage not end with Collision?


My Thoughts:

A great episode for AEW, though I’m not sure on their own claim of “It’s like a PPV on TV!” I only say that because we got the usual TV level shenanigans in a few of these matches. Omega VS Cage was a great match for Omega’s return to AEW, but Omega VS Gabe at WrestleDynasty is a hard act to follow. Great win for Omega, but of course The Don Callis Family beats him up. A little surprised they also got the better of Ospreay, but when it was 4v2, that made sense. I’m sure we’ll get Omega & Ospreay against like, Archer & Cage, that’s a win, and then Omega & Ospreay face Kyle & Konosuke. Maybe that’s another win, maybe not, but it feels like they want Omega VS Konosuke for something big, especially while Konosuke is a double champion.

Very good promo from MVP before the Six Man Tag, but did we need a New York Minute with Jericho? Well, I guess it had to happen some time so Jericho could get his digs in on Rated FTR, but maybe it could’ve been after the Six Man Tag? We got that promo and the Mercedes Mone vignette between MVP’s promo and the Six Man Tag and it seemed like an odd choice. Mone’s promo was still good stuff, and an idea of Mone VS Athena is floating around the fandom. I feel like they’d save that closer to All In: Texas, as Athena is from Texas. That’s months from now but I could still see both Mone and Athena having the belts they have now going into that match.

Great Six Man Tag but I figured the Hurt Syndicate would win. And while we got a good promo from all the different Casino Gauntlet entries, I really hope TK isn’t pivoting away from Garcia VS Shelton for the TNT Championship. Granted, Kyle O’Reilly VS Daniel Garcia would make an awesome one-off. Jay White VS Roddy Strong will also be a really good 1v1 match, but I would think White sticks to going after Yuta and the Death Riders. Very good promo from Ricochet, in that he barely got to say anything because of the Heel heat he’s got. Swerve & Nana getting the drop on Ricochet was good stuff, too, but I have no idea why we’re waiting THREE WEEKS for their match when it won’t even be on Grand Slam: Australia or anything.

Okada VS Ishii for Collision is great stuff, but I don’t understand when that promo they showed happened. Did I somehow miss it last Saturday on Collision? Or was that supposed to be part of tonight’s show that they had to trim for time? And I think I can see why they’d have to trim it: MJF and Jeff Jarrett took too damn long to get to the point. Both guys made good points, but they either played to the crowd too much, or Jarrett was searching for the words to insult MJF back. Dustin having a part was good, too, but I don’t see him factoring into the rest of the story.

Great match from Christian VS Hook, and I suppose the disqualification finish protects both sides. Was Joe out that long for injury? It’s the only thing that would explain why Joe never returned to finish things with Jericho while it was still relevant. Now, Joe, Hook & Shibata are feuding with Patriarchy instead Great stuff with the Women’s Casino Gauntlet, such as Megan Bayne making a great return to AEW. Though I’m sure they could’ve added a couple more entrants to beef this up a bit more. Again, maybe time constraints because of MJF and Jarrett. But in the end, what a clever way to get us back to Mariah VS Toni. There’s literally a month left to build this, I can’t wait to see the promos from “new girl” Toni with “veteran” Mariah.

And of course, a great match from Moxley VS Hobbs, especially with Hobbs going for ear blood. But of course The Death Riders got involved all over the place to screw Hobbs out of that win. At least Hobbs still got to look strong surviving as many cheap tactics as he did. But I really hate the trope of a Face rescue that’s “a little too late.” If Rated FTR was here, and they were seeing this happen, why not get out there before Hobbs’ knee gets chair guillotined? I understand them wanting to put the cliche “pressure” on the Faces for Collision, as Hobbs is the strongest part of that team and now he’s far less than 100%, but c’mon. Also, pretty sure The Death Riders will abandon The Learning Tree to have them lose to Rated FTRunners, as they’re above such a mess of a match.

My Score: 8.7/10

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