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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 32 Results & Report! (8/5/22)
ACE VS KING!

This could be the biggest night yet!
The biggest G1 Climax in NJPW history perhaps has its biggest night yet! JONAH VS COBB, TANAHASHI VS EVIL, will anyone be left standing?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Tama Tonga & Jado VS David Finlay & Kosei Fujita; Tama & Jado win.
- Tom Lawlor & Royce Isaacs VS Will Ospreay & Great-O-Khan; Ospreay & Khan win.
- Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Suzuki-Gun; LIJ wins.
- 10 Man Tag: Chaos VS Bullet Club; Chaos wins.
- G1 Climax, D Block: Juice Robinson VS Yujiro Takahashi; Yujiro wins.
- G1 Climax, B Block: Taichi VS Chase Owens; Taichi wins.
- G1 Climax, C Block: Tetsuya Naito VS Aaron Henare; Naito wins.
- G1 Climax, A Block: JONAH VS Jeff Cobb; Jonah wins.
- G1 Climax, C Block: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS EVIL; Tanahashi wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current standings!
A Block
- Kazuchika Okada: 3-0, 6 points
- Jeff Cobb: 2-1, 4 points
- Bad Luck Fale: 2-2, 4 points
- JONAH: 1-1, 2 points
- Lance Archer: 1-2, 2 points
- Tom Lawlor: 1-2, 2 points
- Toru Yano: 1-3, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
B Block
- Jay White: 3-0, 6 points
- Tama Tonga: 2-1, 4 points
- SANADA: 2-2, 4 points
- Taichi: 1-1, 2 points
- Great-O-Khan: 1-2, 2 points
- Chase Owens: 1-2, 2 points
- Tomohiro Ishii: 1-3, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
C Block
- Hirooki Goto: 2-1, 4 points
- Hiroshi Tanahashi: 2-1, 4 points
- Zack Sabre Jr: 2-1, 4 points
- Aaron Henare: 1-2, 2 points
- Tetsuya Naito: 1-2, 2 points
- EVIL: 1-1, 2 points
- KENTA: 1-2, 2 points
D Block
- David Finlay: 3-1, 6 points
- Will Ospreay: 2-1, 4 points
- Shingo Takagi: 1-2, 2 points
- YOSHI-HASHI: 1-1, 2 points
- Juice Robinson: 1-2, 2 points
- El Phantasmo: 1-1, 2 points
- Yujiro Takahashi: 1-2, 2 points
G1 Climax, D Block: Juice Robinson VS Yujiro Takahashi w/ Pieter & Sho!
The Booster is reeling from his loss to David Finlay, and Tokyo Pimp is just happy to have his playmate back. But will Yujiro be even happier when he takes down the Rock Hard Juice? Or will the House of Torture suffer loss?
Yujiro and Sho offer a Too Sweet against Juice but Juice doesn’t trust them. He tells Sho to GTFO for one, but Yujiro and Sho still Bullet Club 4 Life. Fans applaud for it, and Juice steps forward. Juice throws up the Too Sweet, to kick Sho low and HEADBUTT Yujiro! Juice calls Sho a stupid SOB and throws him out! Then the bell rings and Juice JABS again and again as fans rally up, then puts some stank on the left. But Yujiro rakes Juice’s eyes! The ref reprimands but Yujiro whips Juice. Juice reverses but Yujiro KNEES him down! Fans applaud while Yujiro looms over Juice. Yujiro rains down fists but the ref reprimands.
Yujiro lets off but Juice pushes him away. Juice goes to a corner but Yujiro knees low. Yujiro throws back elbows, then he runs corner to corner. Juice blocks the boot and he elbows Yujiro back. Yujiro runs back in but into a scoop and SNAKE EYES! Juice runs to BOOT Yujiro down! Fans fire up and Juice stalks Yujiro to a corner. Juice drags Yujiro up, bumps him off buckles, and fans rally as Juice JABS and CHOPS on repeat! JAB, CHOP, JAB, CHOP, and then Yujiro whips corner to corner. Juice runs in and clotheslines, Yujiro sits down! But Sho saves Yujiro from the cannonball! Juice is annoyed, he PLANCHAS!
Sho and Yujiro both get clear, Yujiro creeps up but Juice elbows him away. Juice dodges Sho, then he DOUBLE LARIATS them both down! Fans fire up while Juice snarls over the HOT boys. Juice drags Sho up by his ears and whips him hard into railing! Sho writhes while Juice shouts at him to stay out of this match! Juice then goes back to fetch Yujiro, and whips him hard into railing! And then again! And then again! Yujiro slumps over the railing, Juice scoops him and gives him another SNAKE EYES! Fans applaud while Yujiro falls down. Juice goes back into the ring to refresh the ring count, then he pulls up floor mats!
Fans rally as Juice stalks after Yujiro. Juice drags Yujiro up, reels him in, but Sho saves Yujiro from the driver! Yujiro back drops Juice right on the bare floor! Yujiro drags himself into the ring to leave Juice behind, and the ring count starts. Juice sits up at 4 of 20, but he grits his teeth as he drags himself up to stand at 10. Juice is in and fans applaud, but Yujiro is right on him. Yujiro knees low, CHOPS Juice against ropes, then runs to BOOT! Juice flounders, Yujiro runs, but Juice BOOTS, only for Yujiro to block! Yujiro trips Juice to then basement boot! Yujiro drags Juice back up, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally up while both men are down. Yujiro stalks Juice to ropes, reels him in, INCOLLE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Juice survives and fans rally up. Yujiro shakes his head and drags Juice back up. Yujiro fireman’s carries, but Juice grabs the ref! Juice gets out of the fireman’s carry, to then fireman’s carry Juice! But Yujiro CLAWS Juice’s face! Yujiro slips away and then CHOP BLOCKS Juice! Fans rally up while Juice writhes, but Yujiro drags him up. Yujiro reels Juice in but no Pimp Juice! Juice back drops Yujiro away! Fans fire up as Yujiro crawls to a corner. Juice snarls, warns Sho, and runs corner to corner, to clothesline Yujiro down!
Juice hurries to go corner to corner again, CANNONBALL! Direct hit and fans fire up! Juice snarls at Sho again, then drags Yujiro back up. Juice fireman’s carries, JUICEBOX! Cover, TWO!! Juice is furious with the count but the ref defends it was fair! Juice gets in the ref’s face and even corners him, but the ref still defends it was a fair count! Juice goes back to Yujiro, SENTON onto knees! Fans rally up as Yujiro undoes the blue corner’s buckle pad! The Bullet Club Special is in play! Juice runs in, and Yujiro takes the pad away! Juice hits the bare buckles! Then Yujiro run sin, SATELLITE DDT! Fans fire up with Yujiro and he drags Juice up, PIMP JUICE!! Cover, TWO!!
Yujiro can’t believe Juice survives but again, the ref says that was a fair count. Fans rally up, Yujiro drags Juice up, but Juice wrenches out! Full nelson, but Yujiro breaks it! Juice chicken wings and turns, but Yujiro turns it back! Juice spins Yujiro but Yujiro ducks to kick low! BIG- NO, Juice BITES Yujiro! Juice uses Yujiro’s favorite move, then he CLUBS Yujiro’s arm! Yujiro ducks the left but not the RIGHT HAND O’ GOD! Juice then drags Yujiro into the chicken wings, but Sho distracts everyone! Juice is furious, but Yujiro goes to waistlock! Juice switches it around, O’Conner Rolls, with tights! TWO, and Juice is sent at the ropes, but he blocks Sho’s wrench attack!
But Yujiro rolls Juice up! Cover, TWO!! Juice escapes but he has Sho’s wrench! The ref takes it from him, but Juice blocks the low blow! Juice gets Yujiro up but Yujiro fights, and BITES back! Fans applaud, the ref reprimands, and Yujiro slaps Juice’s hand into the ref’s face! And then Yujiro shoves Juice into the ref himself! The ref goes down, Yujiro gets his pimp cane! Juice hurries over, CANE SHOT LOW BLOW!! Then a PIMP CANE HEADSHOT!! Yujiro drags Juice up, for BIG JUICE!! Cover, Yujiro wins!
Winner: Yujiro Takahashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Juice gains 0)
The Tokyo Pimp cheats Juice, but he needed a lot of help to get it done. Will Yujiro need the entire house’s help to take the block?
G1 Climax, B Block: Taichi w/ Miho Abe VS Chase Owens!
The Holy Emperor is not quite where he thought he’d be in the block, but at 1-1, he still has a chance. As for the Crown Jewel, he thought he’d have an easy payday against Jay White, but that didn’t go as planned, either. Will Chase make his money the right way this time? Or will Taichi be the one to pull off a heist?
Taichi shows off his dancing pecs and the fans cheer. Chase can’t but no one should hold that against him. The bell rings and fans rally up as the two stare down. Taichi eggs Chase on and Chase copies Taichi’s sumo stance. Chase backs off to get more “chalk,” and then he steps forward. But then Chase backs off again. Taichi keeps cool and the two step up again. Chase just kicks Taichi! And CLUBS away on his back! Taichi CHOKES Chase to a corner! The ref counts, Taichi lets off quickly, but Chase comes back to knee low! Chase throws Taichi out, then whips him into railing! Taichi falls over and Chase shoos Miho-chan.
Chase drags Taichi up with a headlock, to punch him! Chase then brings Taichi around to show commentary, headlock PUNCH! The ref reprimands but Chase stomps Taichi down. Chase sits Taichi up to throw punch after punch! Chase then CHOKES Taichi with a camera cable! The ref counts, Chase lets off at 4, and Taichi sputters. Chase then puts Taichi in the ring and drops a knee! And another knee! Cover, TWO! Chase CHOKES Taichi! The ref counts, Chase lets off, then he drags Taichi up. Taichi kicks Chase in the leg! And again! And again! Chase picks the ankle and trips Taichi for a GROUND DRAGON SCREW!
Chase shakes out his bad leg, drags Taichi back up, and he CLUBS Taichi on the back. Taichi kicks back but Chase ROCKS him with a right! Taichi CHOKES, but Chase CLAWS Taichi’s eyes! Chase brings Taichi around to CLAW Taichi’s back! Chase then ducks a back elbow to NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Fans rally up as Chase talks trash and slaps Taichi around. Chase drags Taichi up, ROCKS him, but Taichi KICKS back. Chase throws another forearm but Taichi throws another kick! Chase headlocks, Taichi powers out but Chase whips to run Taichi over! Fans rally while Chase shakes out his bad leg.
Chase drags Taichi up, hooks him up and hits a GUTBUSTER! Taichi writhes and clutches his ribs, but Chase paces around him. Chase asks Miho for a kiss, but she says no. Chase stomps Taichi in frustration. Chase asks for another kiss, but Miho tells him to shut up! So Chase rains down fists on Taichi! And throws knees! Chase goes back out and tells Miho to kiss him. She says no, so Chase says this is her fault! C-TRIGGER! Cover, but Chase lets Taichi up! Chase is staring Miho down to say this is all her fault! Taichi flounders to ropes and Chase wants Miho to watch. But Taichi dodges the C-Trigger and BOOTS! Then he dodges Chase to GAMANGIRI in the corner!
Fans fire up and Chase is dazed! Fans rally up behind “TA-I-CHI!” Chase rises, Taichi looms over him. Chase apologizes but Taichi KICKS and KICKS and KICKS him! Chase ends up in the corner but Taichi stands on his head! The ref counts, Taichi digs his boots in more, then backs off. Chase gets up, and throat chops Taichi! Chase CLUBS Taichi, whips him to ropes, but Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! Fans rally up behind Taichi and he reels Chase in for the DANGER- NO, Chase slips out to fire off a strike fest! Taichi SOBATS, Chase rebounds and LARIATS! But Taichi’s right up to AX BOMBER!
Chase gets up, but Taichi dodges to DANGEROUS SAIDO! Cover, TWO!! Chase survives but the fans rally up for Taichi. OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi aims from the corner, but Chase SUPERKICKS first! Both men are down and fans rally up. Chase goes to the red corner while Taichi goes to the blue. Chase runs corner to corner to forearm smash then snapmare. Chase keeps moving, Taichi ducks the Shining Wizard, but Chase sits on the sunset flip! TWO, Taichi has it, TWO! Chase SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO!! Taichi survives and fans fire up! Chase drags Taichi up and scoops to SLAM! Chase then goes to a corner and climbs!
Fans rally, Chase leaps, but Taichi moves! Chase bails out of the King Kong Knee Drop, but he avoids the Yokozuna Elbow! Chase waistlocks but Taichi bucks him away. Chase BOOTS, Taichi GAMANGIRIS! Both men are down again and fans fire back up! Taichi grits his teeth and gets back up. Taichi roars, BUZZ- NO, Chase ducks, but Taichi gets around to waistlock. Chase swings a backhand but Taichi ducks it! Taichi gets Chase’s waistband but Chase fights the throw! Chase CHOKES Taichi! Taichi breaks free, but Chase fires off SUMO PALM STRIKES! Chase shoves Taichi back, eggs Taichi on, and Taichi runs in, into a C-TRIGGER!!
Chase gets Taichi up, tucks him in, but Taichi fights the driver to Alabama Lift! Chase fights that to try again, but Taichi fights again! Alabama Lift, BLACK- NO, Chase slips out and reels Taichi in Taichi wrenches out to get the waistlock, SUMO THROW! Fans fire up and Chase staggers, but he blocks the superkick to back elbow! Chase roars, but Taichi DECKS him!! Taichi drags Chase up, Alabama Lifts, for the BLACK MEPHISTO!! Cover, Taichi wins!!
Winner: Taichi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Chase gains 0)
Chase must regret not finishing Taichi when he had the chance! Taichi drags him up and Miho steps forward. Chase scrambles away before getting his comeuppance, will he be more careful next round? As for Taichi, will he finally get some momentum in the G1?
G1 Climax, C Block: Tetsuya Naito VS Aaron Henare!
Three matches deep and the Uncontrollable Charisma finally got on the board against his former friend, Evil! Meanwhile, the Ultimate Weapon started strong but has fallen since. Will Henare reload and redeem himself? Or will this be one ungovernable the United Empire can’t conquer?
Naito takes his time with his entrance attire, but Henare is patient. The bell rings and fans rally as the two circle. Henare gives testing kicks but Naito stays clear. They approach, but Naito backs off. They go again, but then Naito backs off again. Henare storms forward in frustration and puts Naito on the ropes. The ref counts the ropebreak and Henare backs off, egging Naito on. Fans applaud as Naito stays cool and circles with Henare. They tie approach but Henare blocks Naito’s kick! Henare throws body shots, wrenches an arm, and whips Naito. Naito reverses and arm-drags Henare! Fans fire up and Naito kicks Henare to a corner.
Naito whips corner to corner, but Henare avoids the jump kick! Henare dodges a back elbow to then go up the corner, but Naito ducks the Flying Chuck! Naito comes back to RANA Henare and fans fire up as Henare bails out. Naito builds speed, but he fakes Henare out to tranquilo! Fans applaud but Henare is furious! Henare rushes in but Naito bails out now to troll Henare. Henare goes out after Naito but Naito kicks low and whips Henare into railing! But Henare comes right back! Naito kicks low again, whips Henare, but Henare reverses to send Naito into railing! Naito staggers and Henare runs him over!
Fans rally for Naito while he writhes. Henare stomps Naito, drags him up and then CHOKES him on the railing! The ref reprimands and counts, and Henare lets off at 4. Henare stares down Naito’s dad, then stomps Naito before dragging him up for a HEADBUTT! Naito staggers away, Henare CLUBS him against railing. Henare wrenches and knees Naito, then puts Naito in the ring. Henare paces, fans rally, and Naito stands. Henare KICKS Naito’s leg, KICKS again, then he fakes Naito out to DECK him! Cover, but the ref says no, that was a closed fist! Henare is upset, but fans rally as Henare rains down forearms!
Henare then shifts to get a HEEL HOOK! Naito claws at Henare but Henare twists the leg! Naito endures, claws at Henare more, but the ref reprimands. Henare pulls the leg but Naito rolls to the ROPEBREAK! Fans rally while Henare lets off. Henare looms over Naito at the ropes, drags him up, but Naito throws a body shot! Henare eggs Naito on so he throws more shots! Henare KNEES Naito low, and again, then runs, but Naito dropkicks him down! Fans fire up while both men are down! Naito gets up but Henare follows. Naito throws haymakers and kicks, then whips Henare to ropes to elbow him down! And then basement dropkick!
Fans fire up, Naito drags Henare up and whips him to a corner. Naito runs in to JUMP KICK! And then some stomps! Naito modifies Combinacion Cabron just for Henare, and still hits a dropkick! Fans fire up while Naito shakes out his legs. Naito drags Henare up, turns him, but Henare elbows free! Naito hits an atomic drop then runs Henare, for the NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up, Naito gets up and brings Henare around. Naito cravats for a neck wrench, but Henare endures to throw body shots. Naito CLUBS Henare, whips him to ropes, but Henare reverses. Naito reverses back to enziguri but Henare ducks it! Henare gets the arms, MOTORCYCLE STOMP!
Fans rally up as Henare snarls and stands back up. Henare stalks Naito, then ROCKS him with a forearm! And body shots! And more forearms and shots in the corner! Fans fire up as Naito sits down, but Henare stands him up. Henare whips corner to corner, runs in and SHINING WIZARD! Snapmare and KICK! Naito writhes but fans rally up for him. Henare drags Naito up to KICK him down! Cover, TWO! Naito is still in this and Henare is frustrated. Fans still rally and Henare waits on Naito. Naito rises, but he ducks the heel kick! Naito shoves, kicks and TORNADO DDTs Henare down! Fans fire up while both men are down again!
Henare and Naito stir, but Naito sits up first. Naito brings Henare up and throws back elbow after back elbow! Henare drops to his knees and fans rally behind Naito as he stands Henare back up. Naito throws more back elbows, then lets go as Henare drops! Naito drags Henare up for even more back elbows! Henare ends up in a corner, so Naito puts him up top! Naito climbs up, CLUBS away on Henare, and then he climbs up all the way to SUPER STEINER! Fans fire up while Henare writhes, and Naito aims from the corner. Henare slowly rises, Naito runs in, CORRIENDO- BERSERKER BOMB from Henare!!
Both men are down, and the fans fires up again! Henare gets to ropes, drags himself up, and he storms over to Naito. Naito BOOTS Henare away, then BOOTS him again! Henare comes back, Naito dodges to SLAP Henare! Naito smirks as the fans fire up, but Henare just scowls. Henare HEEL KICKS Naito down!! Henare drags Naito to a corner, goes up the corner and flips everyone off! SUPER SENTON! Cover, TWO!! Naito survives and Henare grows frustrated. Fans rally up, Henare storms over and drags Naito up in a full nelson! Naito fights it off and arm-drags, then he elbows Henare to whip him to a corner!
Henare comes back, into Naito’s ROLLING KICK! And then the ENZIGURI! Naito whips, Henare reverses, Naito leaps, but into the half nelson! And then full nelson, ULTIMA!! Naito endures as Henare thrashes him around and the fans rally up! Naito starts to fade but he fights up, to jump and arm-drag! But Henare holds on! Henare puts on the body scissors! Fans rally as Naito keeps fighting and reaching out, but Henare keeps thrashing him around! Naito uses one last gasp for the ROPEBREAK! Henare thinks he won, but the ref says no, it was the ropebreak! Naito’s still in this. At least, maybe he is?
Fans rally up while the ref checks on Naito. Naito is conscious and he starts pushing up off the mat. Henare CLUBS Naito! And again! And again! Naito gets back up, Henare catches the punch to a half nelson! Then to the fisherman, and then the torture rack! Naito slips off but Henare throws a hard body shot! Naito falls and writhes, but Henare vows to end this! Henare fisherman’s and torture racks, STREETS OF- DESTINO!! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up again as Naito is back in this! Naito drags Henare up, brings him around, wrench and tilt-o-whirl, DESTINO!!! Cover, Naito wins!
Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Henare gains 0)
Naito’s comeback continues, and the Ultimate Weapon has been eliminated! Is there still a chance the G1 Climax can be tranquilo?
G1 Climax, A Block: JONAH w/ Bad Dude Tito VS Jeff Cobb!
This could be the biggest match in the biggest G1 ever! The Top Dog is 1-1 while the Imperial Unit is 2-1, but this could truly shake up the A Block! Will Jonah rock Cobb with Death From Above? Or will he end up taking a Tour of the Islands?
The bell rings and fans fire up as the two titans step to each other. They’re about the same height, but Jonah is colossal. Jonah shoves Cobb but Cobb shoves back. Jonah smirks and they tie up. They go around, but still in a deadlock, and they break. Fans applaud, they go again, and they go around again. They both dig in their heels, and then they both break. Fans applaud again and Jonah wants a test of strength. Cobb accepts the knuckle locks, and they go shoulder to shoulder. Jonah starts powering Cobb back, and Cobb drops to a knee! Cobb grits his teeth and fights up, but Jonah kicks low! Jonah headlocks but Cobb powers Jonah back.
Cobb powers out but Jonah RAMS him! They both stay up and fans fire up! Jonah eggs Cobb on, Cobb runs and RAMS Jonah, but again they both stay up. Fans fire up, the two RAM and RAM and RAM again and again and again! Fans fire up with each shot, but Cobb gets in Jonah’s face. Jonah shoves, Cobb shoves, then they back off to corners. They both run in and RAM, and they both bounce off the collision to fall out of the ring! Fans are thunderous as both men get back up. They stare at each other from across the way, and then they meet at the ramp side. They egg each other on, run and RAM each other again, and they both stagger away to the corners!
Jonah storms up on Cobb but Cobb throws forearms first! Cobb ROCKS Jonah, but Jonah BOOTS Cobb! Jonah gets up onto the apron, for a FLYING SHOULDER! Cobb tumbles to the corner! Fans fire up again as Jonah opens the gate to No Man’s Land. Jonah drags Cobb through to SLAM the gate door shut! Cobb writhe and Jonah holds up his hands. Red Shoes reprimands but Jonah leaves Cobb behind. Jonah fist bumps Tito and Tito talks trash but fans rally up for Cobb. Cobb manages to sit up and crawl as the ring count starts. Cobb drags himself up at 5 of 20, hobbles over at 8, and drags himself onto the apron.
Cobb stands at 12 but Jonah BOOTS Cobb back down! Jonah goes out after Cobb, to RAM him into the apron! Cobb writhes on the floor and Jonah looms over him. Jonah drags Cobb up, puts him in the ring, and then Jonah stands on Cobb at the ropes! Red Shoes reprimands and Jonah steps off. Cobb sputters and fans rally up, but Jonah twists Cobb’s ear then claws his face! Red Shoes reprimands again, Jonah lets off and KICKS Cobb in the side! Jonah then wraps on a rear bearhug! Cobb endures the squeeze as Jonah leans on him. Jonah drags Cobb up but Cobb throws back elbows. Cobb goes to ropes, but Jonah runs in to kitchen sink knee Cobb down!
Fans rally up for Cobb but Jonah shakes his head. Jonah drags Cobb up, but Cobb throws body shots! And a CHOP! Jonah knees low, runs, but Cobb SPLASHES at the ropes! A bit double-edged, but Cobb gets moving. Jonah SPLASHES at the ropes, then runs, but Cobb dodges and LARIATS! But with all that momentum, Cobb tumbles out of the ring! Fans rally up and Cobb gets back in the ring. Cobb reloads and runs in but Jonah dodges. Cobb dodges and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide!! Like two buses crashing! Fans are fired up as both men sputter on the mat. Cobb and Jonah slowly rise, and they go head to head on the mat.
Jonah ROCKS Cobb, but Cobb ROCKS Jonah! Jonah throws a body shot, but Cobb CHOPS! Jonah CHOPS, Cobb throws forearms! Jonah gives the forearm back, but Cobb hits back again. They go back and forth and fans fire up with every shot! Jonah wobbles, Cobb ROCKS him again! And again! Jonah staggers to a corner, Cobb fires off more forearms and more CHOPS, on repeat! CHOP CHOP, forearm forearm! Cobb lets off and fans rally again. Cobb whips Jonah corner to corner but Jonah reverses, only for Cobb to bounce off buckles and run Jonah over!! Fans fire up and Cobb aims at a corner. Jonah gets up, Cobb runs in and runs Jonah over again!
Cobb wants Jonah to get back up, and he does. Cobb runs Jonah over a third time! Fans fire up more as Cobb looms over Jonah. Cobb reels Jonah in, pump handles and lifts for an OVERHEAD SUPLEX!! Fans are thunderous after seeing that superhuman feat of strength! Cobb crawls, covers, TWO! Jonah is still in this but fans rally for Cobb. Cobb hauls Jonah up to whip to ropes! Jonah holds ropes, and BOOTS Cobb back! Cobb DROPKICKS Jonah back! Fans fire up for that feat of agility, and Cobb whips Jonah again. Jonah SPEARS Cobb down! Cover, TWO!! Cobb survives and fans are thunderous again!
Jonah snarls, looms over Cobb and brings him up. Jonah reels Cobb in but Cobb fights off the lift! Jonah CHOPS Cobb to a corner, then CHOPS him again. Jonah runs corner to corner, but Cobb dodges the splash! Cobb storms in but into a back elbow! Jonah goes up to CROSSBODY, but Cobb catches him!? To then POWERSLAM! But Jonah rolls through it! TWO!!! Jonah hurries to SUPERKICK!! Cobb staggers, Jonah runs, to LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Fans are thunderous again as Cobb survives! Jonah drags Cobb up and HEADBUTTS him to a corner. Jonah hoists Cobb up top to ROCK him, then climb up after him.
Fans rally as Jonah drags Cobb up. But Cobb fires off body shots! Cobb GRIZZLY MAGNUMS, but Jonah HEADBUTTS back! Jonah climbs up after Cobb again, and then to the very top! Fans fire up but also worry as Jonah hits a SUPERPLEX!!! The ring stays intact so Jonah goes up top! DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! Cover, Jonah wins!!
Winner: Jonah, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Cobb gains 0)
There was no Tour of the Island, there was only the tsunami! The Top Dog is now in second place, will he even conquer the Rainmaker? As for Cobb, can he pick himself back up after this quite literally crushing defeat?
G1 Climax, C Block: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!
The Ace of the Universe meets the King of Darkness in perhaps the most important match of their block! Evil lost to Naito but Naito lost to Tanahashi. Will Evil lose to Tanahashi, too? Or will this be the one time a King beats an Ace?
Evil and Dick Too Sweet, then Tanahashi shows off the muscles and the fans cheer. The bell rings and fans rally, “Let’s Go, Ace!” Tanahashi and Evil circle, they tie up, but Evil locks low! Evil headlocks, Tanahashi endures and pries free, to then power the headlock onto Evil! Fans fire up and now Evil endures the grind! Evil powers up but can’t power out as Tanahashi holds on tight! Evil tries again, and he pulls Tanahashi’s hair! Red Shoes reprimands but then Tanahashi pulls Evil’s hair! Red Shoes reprimands them both, but Tanahashi throws body shots. Tanahashi whips but Evil reverses, only for Tanahashi to elbow from the corner!
Tanahashi goes up to CROSSBODY! Direct hit, and the fans fire up for the air guitar! Evil bails out and fans rally with Tanahashi. Tanahashi goes to the apron but Dick creeps over. Tanahashi sees him, Red Shoes reprimands him, and Dick backs off. Tanahashi also sees Evil try the apron skirt trap and stays back. But then Evil trips Tanahashi off the apron! And then RAMS him into the timekeeper’s area! Abe-san goes down hard! Evil grabs a mic and while Red Shoes helps Abe-san, Evil CHOKES Tanahashi! Evil wants Tanahashi to give up but Tanahashi refuses! Red Shoes reprimands and Evil lets go. Fans rally up for “Let’s Go, Ace!” as Evil leaves him behind.
Tanahashi drags himself up the railing and hobbles into the ring. Evil stands on Tanahashi’s face but Red Shoes reprimands. Evil steps off, then drags Tanahashi up. Tanahashi ROCKS Evil, then again! And again! Evil whips Tanahashi into bare buckles! Dick took the buckle pad! Tanahashi writhes and Evil drags him to a cover, but Red Shores refuses to count! He knows what’s up with the buckle pad! Fans cheer but Evil is furious! Evil drags Tanahashi up and he tosses Tanahashi out. Evil then gets in Red Shoes’ face as Dick attacks Tanahashi! Dick puts Tanahashi in, Evil covers, TWO! Evil tries again, TWO! And again, TWO!!
Evil is furious again but fans fire up more. Fans rally, Evil kicks Tanahashi around, but Tanahashi fires forearms back! Evil rakes the eyes, so Tanahashi rakes Evil’s eyes! Red Shoes reprimands both men, but Tanahashi whips. Evil reverses, but Tanahashi uses that to WRECK Dick with a dropkick! Tanahashi then dodges Evil to hit FLYING FOREARMS! Fans fire up more and Tanahashi drags Evil up. Tanahashi fires more forearms, then scoops and SLAMS Evil into a drop zone! Tanahashi goes up the corner to SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! Evil is still in this but Tanahashi keeps cool as the fans rally up.
Tanahashi waits on Evil to rise, then Tanahashi runs the ropes, but Evil ducks the slingblade! Evil blocks the kick, hands the foot to Red Shoes, then mule kicks Tanahashi down! Tanahashi writhes but fans rally up. Evil drags Tanahashi to the corner to POST Tanahashi up the middle! And then SLAM a leg into the post! Red Shoes reprimands, Evil “apologizes,” but then SLAMS the leg again! Red Shoes reprimands and Evil “apologizes” again, just to distract him from Dick digging a chair into Tanahashi’s leg! Tanahashi suffers but crawls back to center. Evil grins and stomps away on Tanahashi’s leg! Evil then drops an elbow on the knee!
Fans rally for Tanahashi but Evil still smirks. Evil gets both legs, steps through and turns Tanahashi over! DARKNESS SCORPION! Tanahashi endures the Sharpshooter as Evil drags him away from ropes and sits deep! Fans rally and Tanahashi fights up, to then crawl forward to the ROPEBREAK! Fans applaud but of course Evil holds on until Red Shoes counts 4. Evil is frustrated, but he drags Tanahashi up to a fireman’s carry. Tanahashi throws elbows, blocks a kick, and hits a DRAGON SCREW! Fans fire up and Tanahashi gets his legs moving. Evil crawls to ropes and Dick coaches him on, but Tanahashi runs in!
Tanahashi blocks the boot, has the leg, DRAGON SCREW! Tanahashi then gets the leg again, GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And INVERTED GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Fans are thunderous, Evil shouts in pain, and Tanahashi keeps going! TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!! Evil endures, crawls forward and reaches out, but Tanahashi drags him from ropes! Fans fire up as Tanahashi sits deep! The bell rings, but Red Shoes says he didn’t call for it!! That was DICK!! That SOB tricked us all and Evil is free from the suffering! Red Shoes glares at Dick, and he EJECTS him!! The Young Lions drag Dick away! Why didn’t they do this from the start?
But as Tanahashi gets up, Evil gets a chair! Evil CHUCKS the chair at Tanahashi’s head!! Both men are down with Red Shoes none the wiser! Fans rally up for Tanahashi as Red Shoes returns, and he sees the chair. Red Shoes gets the chair out and lets things continue. Evil rises but fans still rally behind Tanahashi. Evil drags himself up the ropes and snarls. Tanahashi rises, Evil runs, to LARIAT! But Tanahashi stays up on sheer will alone! Fans fire up so Evil runs again, to LARIAT! But Tanahashi still stays up! Fans rally, the elbow pads come off and Evil runs, but Tanahashi dodges, only for Evil to LARIAT! Cover, TWO!!
Again, fans are thunderous and Evil is furious! Evil staggers to his feet, slashes his throat, and drags Tanahashi back up. Evil spins Tanahashi around, but Tanahashi fights through to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Fans fire up again as both men are down! Even Young Lions are pounding the mat to cheer Tanahashi on. Tanahashi stands, he brings Evil up and throws body shots. Tanahashi whips, Evil reverses but Tanahashi SLINGBLADES! And SLINGBLADES again! Tanahashi keeps moving, a third SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO!! Evil survives the hattrick but Tanahashi hurries to a corner. Tanahashi climbs, HIGH FLY FLOW!! Cover, SHO yanks Red Shoes out!
Sho stomps away on Tanahashi, drags Tanahashi up and bumps him off bare buckles! And then GERMAN SUPLEXES! Sho bails out and ushers Dick to return, with another ref! Dick makes this ref get in the ring and Evil covers, TWO!! Tanahashi is still in this! And his kick-out sends Evil into the second ref! Dick gets back in the ring, and he says he’s gonna put one out on Tanahashi. Evil drags Tanahashi up, but here come MORE refs! One grabs Dick, just as Tanahashi kicks him away! Dick and the third ref go down! Tanahashi suplexes Evil and places him on the fourth ref, MAGIC KILLER!! But it sends the ref flying!!
Fans are thunderous as no less than seven people are down at ringside! But sadly, Sho isn’t one of them! Sho has his wrench, he rushes in, but Tanahashi blocks! They fight over the wrench but Dick uses his SPOILER CHOKER! Tanahashi MULE KICK LOW BLOWS Dick away! And then LOW BLOW UPPERCUTS Sho! Fans fire up again but Evil LOW BLOWS Tanahashi from behind!! Cover, but there’s no ref to count!! Fans laugh at the karma hitting Evil! Evil is pissed, is there no one to count this? Fans rally up, “Let’s Go, Ace!” but Evil drags Red Shoes up and in. Evil tells Red Shoes to do his job! Evil then drags Tanahashi up, fireman’s carries, DARKNESS FALLS!! Cover, TWO!!!
Fans are thunderous again as Tanahashi survives! Evil snarls and slashes his throat to say this is over! Evil drags Tanahashi up, reels him in and spinshim around, EVERYTHING- GROUNDED COBRA! Cover, TANAHASHI WINS!
Winner: Hiroshi Tanahashi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Evil gains 0)
Evil is even more upset! He isn’t out of the running, but he isn’t anywhere closer to the top! But Evil throws Young Lions away, to drag Tanahashi up. Tanahashi LOW BLOWS Evil!! That’s what Evil gets! Will he get more of what he deserves as the G1 continues?
As for Tanahashi, after getting some ice and catching his breath, he gets the rest of the refs in the ring. All four refs stand with Tanahashi, and they all raise their hands victoriously! Tanahashi then gets the mic to say, “Agh…! Everyone, thank you for staying with us late tonight! Moments like these, every minute and every second is so, so important to me. Thank you very much. Out front, and in the back, even when it feels like we hit a wall, this energy keeps us going. So please, watch wrestling with a smile on your face and in your hearts as you continue to support us. Thank you all!” Fans applaud in thanks back to Tanahashi.
Tanahashi hears the “Let’s Go, Ace!” and he gets out his air guitar! Fans cheer and Tanahashi tells Matsuyama, “LET’S ROCK~!” Fans fire up as the air guitar concert is on! Tanahashi jumps, but again his legs are hurting. Fans still applaud, “Let’s Go, Ace!” and he stands back up. Tanahashi says, “Last one!” The fans cheer the encore, and then Tanahashi throws the air guitar to the fans. Fans still applaud, will Tanahashi give another encore? A fan throws their air guitar to him, and here we go! True last time for tonight! Big finish and Tanahashi throws the guitar back.
Tanahashi gets the mic back and says, “Everyone, sorry for overdoing it, even after I remarked how late it was. But I really wanted to give you all a show. Thank you very much. Finally, Matsuyama… AISHETEMASU~!” Tanahashi now leads the C Block, but will this win lead him to the semifinals?
Here are the new standings!
A Block
- Kazuchika Okada: 3-0, 6 points
- JONAH: 2-1, 4 points
- Jeff Cobb: 2-2, 4 points
- Bad Luck Fale: 2-2, 4 points
- Lance Archer: 1-2, 2 points
- Tom Lawlor: 1-2, 2 points
- Toru Yano: 1-3, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
B Block
- Jay White: 3-0, 6 points
- Tama Tonga: 2-1, 4 points
- Taichi: 2-1, 4 points
- SANADA: 2-2, 4 points
- Great-O-Khan: 1-2, 2 points
- Chase Owens: 1-3, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
- Tomohiro Ishii: 1-3, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
C Block
- Hiroshi Tanahashi: 3-1, 6 points
- Hirooki Goto: 2-1, 4 points
- Zack Sabre Jr: 2-1, 4 points
- Tetsuya Naito: 2-2, 4 points
- EVIL: 1-2, 2 points
- KENTA: 1-2, 2 points
- Aaron Henare: 1-3, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
D Block
- David Finlay: 3-1, 6 points
- Will Ospreay: 2-1, 4 points
- Shingo Takagi: 1-2, 2 points
- YOSHI-HASHI: 1-1, 2 points
- Yujiro Takahashi: 2-2, 4 points
- El Phantasmo: 1-1, 2 points
- Juice Robinson: 1-3, 2 points [ELIMINATED]
My Thoughts:
A great night for the G1 once again, and some real big results coming out of this. Yujiro beating Juice was a surprise, but of course it was with a lot of cheating to do it. Juice is now out because he lost to the current block leader, David Finlay. Even if Finlay and Juice both ended this 3-3, Juice would be second to Finlay. But oddly, fans in Matsuyama seemed more on Yujiro’s side than Juice’s, so they were actually fired up for Yujiro as opposed to other matches in this G1. We also got a great match from Taichi and Chase, and I had a feeling Taichi would win. Taichi’s bigger than just being 1-1 right now, and still bigger than Chase, he needed the win.
Naito VS Henare was great stuff, and of course Naito wins again. He can’t be out of the running right after his triumphant win last round. Naito takes Henare out of the running with this win, and keeps his own hopes alive, I’m pretty sure it’ll come down to the very last round for Naito. Jonah VS Cobb was awesome stuff! How could not it be with everything they were doing? And what a great surprise that Jonah won! I thought Cobb was getting this one to stay right behind Okada, but maybe it’ll be Jonah who is chasing after Okada and that top spot.
And of course, Tanahashi VS Evil was great stuff, both on the match and the overbooking. Getting the entire ref corps involved was great, and of course Tanahashi wins. Evil isn’t out but him losing puts the pressure on. Tanahashi has the lead for now but has yet to face Goto, who is still near the top. Tanahashi VS Goto could determine the block, though we did get that match just before Forbidden Door… Well, maybe Goto can build upon that, using how Tanahashi got the win to go for the AEW World title, so that Goto can’t let Tanahashi take another opportunity from him. This stuff is just heating up, I can’t wait for tomorrow’s next round.
My Score: 8.9/10
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IF YA SMELLALALALALALA~…!
As Cody Rhodes teams with Damian Priest & Braun Strowman against Solo Sikoa’s Bloodline, FINALLY, The Rock has come back to SmackDown!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso; Jimmy wins.
- The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & LA Knight; Miz & Melo win.
- Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae w/ Nia Jax; Tiff wins.
- Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez; No Contest.
- WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly; Pretty Deadly wins, by disqualification, and DIY retain the titles.
- Six Man Tag: Cody Rhodes, Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa, Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga; changed to…
- Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga; Priest & Braun win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Cody Rhodes talks with Nick Aldis backstage.
They shake hands, but the SmackDown General Manager tells the WWE Champion there’s been a change: Cody’s out of the Six Man Tag match. What? Why would Aldis do that? It is out of Aldis’s hands. Wait, Solo Sikoa shows up to do what he did, but they can’t do the Six Man Tag that they advertised? How is this out of Aldis’s hands? Who do they need to talk to so they can do the match? Aldis says there’s no one either of them can call, if you smell what’s cooking. This is coming from The Final Boss, and The Final Boss wants to see Cody in the ring tonight. What business could The Great One have with The American Nightmare?
Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso!
The Scottish Terminator rubbed it in Big Jim’s face that only one of them is going to Elimination Chamber in Toronto, which Big Jim was able to brush off. But McIntyre harping on how only one Uso is going to WrestleMania was a step too far. These two look to have it out, but is Jimmy just playing into McIntyre’s hands? Or will McIntyre get embarrassed by “the other Uso” this close to that big time match?
Speaking of, Jimmy has a message for Drew as he heads to gorilla. “Everybody know you’re going to Elimination Chamber, right? But Big Jimmy got a question for the Big Easy: Will Drew go onto the Elimination Chamber and win that? Will Drew go onto WrestleMania and win that? Ey, Drew, I think we got an answer for you, Uce. The answer is…” “NO YEET!” Jimmy makes his entrance, the bell rings, and the fans rally behind Jimmy. Jimmy and Drew jaw, and then Drew raises his hands, to say UP YOURS! But Jimmy ROCKS and CHOPS away! Drew puts Jimmy in a corner, Jimmy dodges to CHOP!
Jimmy climbs and he rains down fists! The fans count, Drew dumps Jimmy tot eh apron at 5, but Jimmy GAMANGIRIS! Jimmy goes up, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Jimmy hurries to CHOP, then he whips. Drew reverses to send Jimmy to the corner. Jimmy BOOTS back, goes up, and leaps, but into a clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders to a corner, Drew runs up to SPLASH and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders again, the ref has Drew hold on, and Jimmy bails out. Drew storms out to get Jimmy and he whips Jimmy HARD into barrier! The fans boo but Drew looms over Jimmy.
The ring count starts, Drew mockingly calls him “Jey,” then puts Jimmy in the ring. Drew says NO MANIA for Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, ROCKS him, then runs up, only for Jimmy to put him on the apron! Drew blocks a superkick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Drew drops, Jimmy DIVES! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! Jimmy grins, goes back to the apron, and then aims. But Drew stops the Penalty Kick to THROW Jimmy down! Drew then has Jimmy in the Reverse Alabama Lift! REVERSE ALABAMA SLAM onto the steel steps! Drew stands on the desk to say “NO YEET!” while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Drew revels in the heat from New Orleans, then he leaves Jimmy behind. The ref checks Jimmy, he’s able to continue, so a ring count starts. Drew paces while Jimmy stirs. Jimmy drags himself up using the desk, then lunges in at 9! Drew is annoyed but he rains down fists! Drew stomps Jimmy, then eggs him on. Jimmy rises as the fans rally, but Drew is right on him in the corner. Drew winds up, but Jimmy counter punches! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And whips, only for Drew to reverses. Jimmy goes up, but Drew KICKS him out of the air! Drew then hauls Jimmy up, snap suplex! Cover, TWO!
Drew says okay, Big Jim. He clamps onto Jimmy with a top wristlock and grinds the arm. Jimmy fights up, fireman’s carries, but Drew elbows free. Drew bumps Jimmy off buckles, then hauls him up to the top rope! Drew CLUBS Jimmy on the back, climbs up, then CLUBS Jimmy more. Jimmy fires elbows and Drew drops back. But Drew runs up to CLUB Jimmy again! SmackDown returns to single picture as Drew CLUBS away on Jimmy again! Jimmy keeps taunting “Jey,” then drags him up. Jimmy fights the back suplex! The fans rally, Jimmy fires hands and a HEADBUTT! Jimmy SMACKS Drew off the post!
Jimmy rises to USO IN THE WIND! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! A standing count starts while both men stir on the mat. They both stand at 5, and Drew swings! Jimmy counter punches, then fires more shots! Mule kick, UPPERCUT, but then Jimmy dodges Drew! SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Drew is tougher than that, but Jimmy hurries to a corner. Jimmy aims as Drew goes to the other corner, “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs, but Drew FLYING HEADBUTTS! The Glasgow Kiss stuns Jimmy, and Drew hits a SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Jimmy shows his own toughness, and the fans rally behind him.
Drew paces, then he stalks Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, reels him in, but Jimmy fights the underhooks! Jimmy wrenches, UPPERCUTS, but Drew ROCKS Jimmy back! Jimmy UPPERCUTS, Drew HAYMAKERS! Drew whips, Jimmy reverses and Drew ends up on the apron! Drew ROCKS Jimmy first, then climbs the corner! FLYING- SUPERKICK! Jimmy runs to SPEAR! Cover, TWO!! Drew survives, Jimmy’s spear doesn’t hit quite like The Tribal Chief’s. Jimmy goes to the corner, climbs up, and the fans rally up. USO- NO, Jimmy rolls through as Drew moves! Drew dodges a lariat to NECKBREAKER!
Both men are down, the fans rally, and Drew kips up! Drew scowls as he aims at Jimmy. “THREE! TWO! ONE!” CLAY- SUPERKICK!! Jimmy hits first! GLASGOW KISS returns! Drew reels Jimmy in, “This is your WrestleMania! This is as close as you get!” Drew shouts Jimmy is nothing, then ROCKS him with forearm after forearm! GLASGOW KISS! Another Reverse Alabama, but Jimmy victory rolls it! JIMMY WINS!!!
Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall
Drew is furious, but his own ego caught him there! But then Drew CLOBBERS Jimmy! The fans boo Drew being a sore loser, but he puts Jimmy back in the ring! Drew rains down fists, then he DRIBBLES Jimmy off the mat! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Drew says that was Jimmy’s Mania Moment! Drew will win the Chamber, he will go to Mania, and he will win there! Jimmy means NOTHING to Drew! Drew puts Jimmy up against the post, then takes aim! The fans boo, but refs and producers rush out here! They swarm Drew to keep him from going after Jimmy again. Drew says fine, fine, then takes his leave.
Producers help Jimmy to his feet, but then Drew BLASTS through the refs! CLAYMORE for Jimmy!! The Scottish Terminator hits his target, then laughs as he actually leaves. Will McIntyre make this his Road to WrestleMania?
A car pulls into the parking lot.
And out steps Solo Sikoa. Solo heads inside, and he finds Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga waiting. Solo tells them that last week with Tama, that was an accident. Jacob says yeah, it’s all good, Uce. But keep it 100: If it wasn’t an accident, Solo wouldn’t be standing here right now. Well, good! Glad to see we’re all on the same page. Solo says he will be in the corner during the match for Jacob & Tama. Uh, no, Solo, no disrespect, but Jacob & Tama have been running things on SmackDown these past couple weeks. So tonight, it’s Jacob & Solo running the play? Yadada mean? Yeah, of course. And that right there, Jacob, is exactly why Solo loves him.
Solo says he’ll be back, he has to talk with Nick Aldis. Solo heads out, but will he really just step right back into place from before he lost the ula fala?
Carmelo Hayes is backstage.
R-Truth calls out to Melo, and says for the first time ever, Truth VS Melo! What’s Truth talking about? Duh, they have a match. No, Truth, Melo knows. But they had a match last week. Truth says he has never met Melo in his life, but they have a tag match tonight. What? No, they don’t. Who even made this match? Him. Truth, they are not going through this H1M who’s on first thing again. Melo is H1M. No, him made the match. The Miz!? Miz says he’s H1M. So now there’s two of you? No no no! Melo is H1M, this is The Miz! Yeah, #MeloDon’tMiz! NO! That’s not a thing! Tonight, they are. Who’s Truth’s partner?
Truth says he’s got a guy. A Louisiana legend! In fact, he just got here, so Truth’s gotta go. Laters. Miz says he has been workshopping this, and the fans love it. Think about it: Melo Don’t Miz! Melo Don’t Miz! And we are…! Melo shakes his head. Truth steps in and says Miz just wants Melo to say, “Awesome.” Miz offers a fist bump, Melo says no. Will Melo wish he had missed tonight’s show? Or will Miz actually help H1M get another win?
Zelina Vega speaks.
“My whole life, people have taken one look at me, and they try to define me. My size has never stopped me before. It never stopped me from becoming tag team champion. Or my personal favorite, the history-making first-time-ever Queen of the Ring. That’s me. Make no mistake about it, I’ve never had it easy. I had to scratch and claw to get anything around here. But this is a fresh start. Because I have something to prove. And my dreams are a lot bigger than your measuring stick. It ain’t over until Zelina Vega says it’s over.”
The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & ???
Miz makes his entrance but Melo kinda steps all over it. So he already missed his cue… But who did Truth find to team with him in the Big Easy? We’ll see, after the break.
SmackDown returns and Truth makes his entrance. “What’s up?” Well, more like who is his partner? He’ll tell us! His tag team partner is a local legend, born and bred right here in New Orleans! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Louisiana Knight! Wait, he means L A Knight! Yes, Louisiana abbreviated is LA, but that’s not… Oh, Truth… Truth gives Knight a Po’ Boy and some Mardi Gras beads, so Knight embraces it. The teams sort out, and Truth calls out him! Does he mean Miz or Melo? Well, Melo says he is H1M, so that’s who starts. The fans cheer on Knight while Truth and Melo tie up. Melo KNEES low, whips, but Truth reverses.
Melo springboards, FADEAWAY JUMPER! Melo makes his free throw, but Truth drop toeholds! Truth headlocks, Melo powers up and out but Truth whips! Melo turns hip toss into lateral press, TWO! Truth has a ghost pin, TWO! Melo trips to cover, ONE! Truth trips to cover, ONE! Melo runs up, Truth does the splits, and then hits a BIG hip toss! The fans fire up, Truth counts, Melo gets up at TWO, but Truth was just goofing. The ref explains to Truth that he is the ref, not Truth! Melo is annoyed, he runs up on Truth, but Truth wrenches him around! Melo pulls hair but Knight tags in. The fans fire up as Knight fires hands!
Knight ROCKS Melo, whips Melo, but Melo reverses! SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Knight drags Melo up to tag Truth back in, and Truth ROCKS Melo! Melo staggers, but he refuses to tag! Truth arm-drags Melo, then grinds the arm. Melo insists he’s got this, then arm-drags free. Truth staggers up, he and Melo bump heads! Truth staggers around more, and he tags Miz?! Truth forgot The Awesome Truth isn’t a thing anymore! Again! Melo BLASTS Truth off the apron, the fans boo, but Miz tags himself in! Melo is annoyed, but Miz goes to fetch Truth while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again, and Melo has Truth. Truth ROCKS Melo, but Melo holds onto the wristlock! Truth reaches for Knight, Knight reaches for Truth, but Melo holds on. Truth takes a swing, but into an O’Conner Roll! TWO and Melo BLASTS Knight! Truth rolls Melo up, TWO! Melo kicks low, calls his shot, but Truth suplexes for a STUNNER! The fans fire up while both men are down! Truth and Melo crawl, hot tags to Miz and Knight! The fans fire up as Knight rallies on Miz! “YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips, Miz reverses, but Knight lEAPING LARIATS! Knight TOSSES Melo in for good measure!
Knight stomps a mudhole into Melo, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” LARIAT for Miz! KNEE for Melo! Knight scoops and POWERSLAMS Miz! Knight keeps running, JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Knight stays on Miz as he brings Miz up. Knight ROCKS Miz, then ROCKS him again! Knight whips, Miz grabs the ropes. Miz KICKS, then takes a swing, but into a back suplex! Miz lands out, tag to Melo! Miz ELBOWS Knight, but Knight scoops! Miz tilt-o-whirls through, Melo SUPERKICKS Knight down! cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but Melo says he’s got this! Melo waits on Knight, then leaps, but NO 48!
Knight kicks low, but NO B F T! Tag to Truth! Knight ELBOWS Melo, Truth runs in! CENA SHOULDER TACKLES! Then the SPIN OUT BOMB! Truth says it’s time! “YOU CANT SEE ME~!” truth runs for the FIVE KNCUKLE SHUFFLE! Truth then fireman’s carries, but Melo slips free! Melo shoves, Truth dodges, and Truth hits the LIE DETECTOR! Truth then gets Melo in the S T R-TRUTH! But Miz CLOBBERS Truth! Knight ROCKS Miz, then LARIATS him up and out! Knight then goes out to THROW Miz into barriers! The fans fire up again, but NAKAMURA ATTACKS KNIGHT!
The fans boo, but the sinister samurai then POSTS Knight!! Nakamura slithers away while Melo keeps the ref’s attention! Truth sees Knight is down, Melo runs up, but Truth dodges! Miz tags in, full nelson, and a FIRST 48 FINALE COMBO?!? Cover, Miz & Melo win!!
Winners: The Miz & Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall
Well, what do you know? Nakamura aside, Miz and Melo made it work! Okay, they’re both trying to hog the spotlight, but is there a future for Melo Don’t Miz? Will Knight only have more of a reason to take that title off Nakamura now?
Charlotte Flair speaks.
“The GOAT… doesn’t have to call themselves The GOAT. Now, I have crafted a legacy that no one, I mean no one, can touch. And I’m back.” The Women’s Royal Rumble Winner chose Tiffany Stratton, but will The Queen take back her throne? Or will WWE always be on #TiffyTime? Speaking of…
Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae!
The WWE Women’s Champion may have gotten past Nia Jax, but now she knows Charlotte Flair is waiting for her at WrestleMania, and is going to be teaming with Trish Stratus in Toronto! Will she be in Tiffy Top Shape for that Tiffy Trishy dream match? Or will the Poison Pixie be quite the problem all on her own?
Before the match, Tiff grabs a mic while the fans cheer. Tiffy says, “I know, I know. You know it, you know it, and you know it. Ever since I won this title, everybody’s just been so obsessed with me. And last week, I had Nia Jax beat, until Candice LeRae decided to interfere and help her little meal ticket. And at Elimination Chamber, Trish Stratus and I make sure the Unstoppable Force comes to a definitive end!” The fans cheer that, but Tiff says enough about them. Let’s talk Charlotte Flair. The fans boo that name, but Tiff says Charlotte took her sweet old time, grabbed a chair, grabbed a mic, and she looked down on Tiff.
Charlotte chose Tiff as her WrestleMania opponent. In that moment, Tiff’s dream came true! And as she lied down there and looked up at Charlotte, she realized the rumors are true: No one loves to kick a girl when she’s down quite like Charlotte Flair. So at WrestleMania, Tiff isn’t coming for Charlotte’s legacy; that’s all Charlotte’s. Tiff is coming for the spot Charlotte desires the most: The number one spot as the top girl in the WWE! But here comes Nia & Candice to interrupt. Nia has a mic to tell Tiffy, “I Have to say, this is really cute. Like, it’s really cute that you actually think you were gonna beat me last week.”
Doesn’t Candice think that is cute? Candice says yes, it is so~ cute. And Tiff wouldn’t even be standing there if not for little Trish Stratus~. Exactly! And it’s even cuter that Tiff is out here talking about Charlotte when she wont’ even see WrestleMania! Because after Nia & Candide destroy Tiff at Elimination Chamber, Nia is coming back for her WWE Women’s Championship. Nia & Candice step up to the ring, and Nia says Tiff won’t even see the Grandest Stage of Them All. Tiff tells Nia to just give it up. This title isn’t even hers anymore. And once Tiff beats Candice tonight, Nia won’t have anyone to do her dirty work anymore!
Candice tells Tiffy that while they’re meant have a match right now, she and Nia are feeling impatient. Nia says they should just get rid of Tiff right now! But the ref steps in and says not gonna happen! Tiff VS Candice will, after the break.
SmackDown returns and Candice has Tiffy down with an armlock. Tiff fights up as the fans rally, but Candice wrenches to wristlock. Tiff spins through, goes to ropes, then up the corner to flip and arm-drag! The fans fire up as Tiff rallies on Candice! DROPKICK, and Tiff snarls! Tiff goes to the corner, and Charlotte makes her entrance? The Queen chooses to be fashionably late all so everyone looks at her, including Tiffy. Tiffy handsprings, but Candice dodges! Candice runs up to UPPERCUT, then she snapmares and NECK SNAPPERS! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Candice clamps onto Tiffy with a top wristlock.
The fans “WOO~” as Charlotte now chooses to join commentary. Tiff fights up, has the ROPEBREAK, but Candice CLUBS away on her! Candice backs off, runs up, but Tiff drop toeholds her to ropes! Tiff runs, HIP ATTACKS, and Candice flops back! Cover, TWO! Tiff stays on Candice with a whip, but Candice reverses. Candice CLOBBERS Tiff, covers, TWO! Charlotte corrects Tiffy’s words earlier: Charlotte isn’t the “top girl,” she is THE woman in WWE. Candice HIP DROPS Tiff but the fans rally up. Candice scuffs Tiff, then grinds an arm to drop a knee on the elbow! And another knee drop! Tiff endures and the fans rally up.
Candice keeps on that arm, thrashes it around, but Tiff fights up. Tiff fires body shots, then shoves Candice to Alabama Lift her! Candice sunset flips, Tiff rolls through, TIFFY STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Tiff is frustrated and Candice bails out. Tiff goes to the apron, goes up the corner, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Direct hit on Candice and Nia, and Tiff almost stuck the landing! The fans fire up with Tiff and she goes into the ring. Tiff points to the WrestleMania sign, and then at Charlotte, but SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Tiff waits on Candice, Candice slides in, and Tiff stomps her down! Candice bails out, Nia is there to coach her, but Tiff lets the ring count start. Candice gets on the apron, Tiff kicks her, but Candice RAMS Tiff! Candice CLUBS Tiff, has her in the ropes, and hits a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Candice climbs, aims, and leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Candice is frustrated but this is why Tiff’s a champ. The fans rally, but Candice stomps Tiff! Candice scowls at the fans, stalks Tiff, then brings her up. Tiff fires body shots, then she rolls Candice up! TWO, and Candice CLOBBERS Tiff! Cover, TWO, into a ghost pin! TWO!
Candice escapes to hit a CODE BREAKER! Both women are down, but Candice scowls again as she crawls over to Tiff. Candice rains down fists, Nia tells fans to shut up, and Candice steps on Tiff’s face. Candice huffs ‘n’ puffs, pushes Tiff around, then scuffs her. Tiff rolls Candice up again, TWO! Candice DECKS Tiff! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is stoic on commentary as Candice drags Tiff up and puts her in a corner. Candice fires hands, then backs off. Candice runs up to ROCK Tiff again! Candice then runs, but Tiff dodges! SmackDown returns to single picture, and Tiff rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans fire up, Tiff handsprings, BACK ELBOW!
Tiff then reels Candice in for a SKY HIGH! High stack, TWO! The fans rally for Tiff, Nia coaches Candice, but Charlotte still seems nonplussed. Tiff and Candice rise, and Candice runs up. Candice puts Tiff on the apron, but Tiff ROCKS her! Tiff bumps Candice off buckles, then goes up, but Candice ROCKS her back! Candice climbs up, and she fires hands on Tiff! Tiff fights the suplex! Tiff DECKS Candice, then adjusts position, to SANTON- FLOP! Candice ghost pins, TWO!! Tiff escapes, but Candice hits the step-up SENTON! And then a LIONSAUL FLOP! Tiff hurries to fireman’s carry, ROLLING SENTON! And then PRETTIEST MOON- NO, Nia drags Candice out of the ring!
The fans boo, Nia tells them to shut up, but Tiff is on the apron! Nia swings, Tiff cartwheels over, and then she DROPKICKS Nia! Tiff Alabama Lifts Candice, to ALABAMA SLAM her into barriers! Tiff stares down Charlotte, tells her just wait for Mania, then she puts Candice in the ring. Tiff goes to the corner, PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, Tiff wins!
Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall
Charlotte gives moderate applause, but Nia CLOBBERS Tiff from behind! The fans boo, but Nia just drags Tiff to a corner. Nia goes up, but wait! Trish is here!! The fans fire up for the legend as she rushes into the ring! Trish avoids a haymaker to CHICK KICK! Then THESZ PRESS for Candice! And then a SPINEBUSTER! Trish helps Tiff to her feet, but Nia grabs them both! Trish fires fast hands on Nia! Candice CHOP BLOCKS Trish! Tiff is still dazed, Nia HEADBUTTS her back down! Nia & Candice mug Trish, and then Nia HEADBUTTS Trish! Trish & Tiff are side by side, and Nia drags them into the drop zone! A-NIA-LATOR!!
The fans boo but there’s nothing can be done! Nia grins as she helps Candice away, will these two trash Trish & Tiff in Toronto? Charlotte steps into the ring, stands over Tiff, and points to the WrestleMania sign. Will The Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie unwittingly do the dirty work of The Queen of Flair?
Cody talks with Damian Priest backstage.
Priest asks why Cody’s boy, The Rock, is here tonight. Cody says given the time of year, his guess is as good as anyone’s. But tonight will surely be eventful. Cody congratulates Priest on entering the Elimination Chamber. Priest says what’s wild is, last year, they both walked out as champions. What sucks is that this year, only one of them can. Now, Priest is man enough and he respects Cody to say that after Chamber, he’s coming for that title. Cody says he wouldn’t have it any other way. Cody heads out, but what business does The Rock have tonight?
Braun Strowman steps in, and he tells Priest that congrats on winning, and good luck in the Chamber. But let’s be honest, Braun had Jacob dead to rights last week. If not for Solo Sikoa, things would look a lot different next week. Priest chuckles and says take it easy, he’s sounding like Drew with the excuses. But it is what it is, Priest just beat Braun to the punch. But that was last week. Tonight, Solo and Jacob, two of the baddest men in the business. Priest & Braun handling business? Oh, they’re handling business. The only business Braun cares about is getting his hands on those two. Priest says Braun definitely will.
Braun heads out, will the Monster of All Monsters and the Archer of Infamy make sure Solo & Jacob #GetTheseHands? Or will the rogues run roughshod all over SmackDown once again?
Backstage interview with Naomi & Bianca Belair.
Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions and brings up last week’s SmackDown, the security footage led us to believe Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez were the ones behind Jade Cargill’s attack. Now, hold on, Saxton. They don’t think, Naomi knows they were. Fair enough. But this Monday, they can get their revenge when they defend the tag titles against Liv & Raquel. How ready are they for this match? Bianca says so ready! They have been waiting for months for an update. Jade has been recovering, she hasn’t been able to call or text, so the GlowEST took matters into their own hands to get revenge.
Bianca & Naomi will handle Liv & Raquel, then move on to Elimination Chamber, where one of them is gonna win to face Rhea at WrestleMania. Not only will you #FeelTheGlowEST on Monday, but Liv feels it tonight! #Let’sGLOW! The champs head out, but will they clear their Road to WrestleMania of any other distractions?
Alexa Bliss speaks.
“When I was away, there was a lot of… change that happened in me. But when I look around, I see this place is still the same. The names and faces may be different, but the desperation and insecurity remains the same. You’ll see Toronto when I turn the Elimination Chamber into something of a playground of my own. I know the Chamber. I love the Chamber. I’ve won the Chamber. And for the other five women, it’s gonna be a Hell like they’ve never experienced before. Need I remind you, this is my division, and I am in charge.” Bliss smiles and says, “See you soon.” The film comes off the reel, but will things get twisted in Toronto?
Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez!
The Big Easy is all about having fun, and they’re fired up for Naomi’s entrance. But wait! Liv & Raquel don’t wait, they attack Bianca & Naomi while the lights are still down! They mug Naomi, but Bianca drags Liv out of the ring! Then Bianca storms in to fire off on Raquel! The fans fire up, but Liv returns to CHOP BLOCK Bianca! Raquel hauls Bianca up for a TEJANA BOMB!! Naomi runs up, fires more hands, but Liv brings Naomi around. Naomi fires hands on her, but Raquel throws her down! Liv runs up, OBLIVION!
Liv & Raquel stand tall, the refs rush out here, but clearly the singles match isn’t happening. Will we be getting something even meaner and nastier between these four on Monday?
The Rock arrives!
His truck pulls into the parking lot, but we’ll see him in the ring, after the break!
SmackDown returns and…
Aldis is chewing out Liv & Raquel for the attack. He doesn’t know what they get away with on Raw, but they can’t pull that crap here. Now get the hell out of his building. Liv & Raquel just laugh that off, but then Chelsea Green & Piper Niven walk in. Chelsea says have no fear, Chelsea & Piper are here to sub in for Bianca and Naomi at Elimination Chamber. Aldis sighs, and says they’re not missing the Chamber. What? But Chelsea had an outfit picked out! This is a travesty to not have the greatest Canadian export since maple syrup on a Canadian PLE! Does he know who she is? The first-ever, longest reigning, tallest, shortest, prettiest, richest, tannest, sparkliest, oldest, youngest Women’s US Champion! Piper asks what this is aboot, eh?
Aldis says this is them testing his patience. They need to pack their gear and whatever else they want, because they’ll be in action next week on SmackDown in Toronto. And oh, it’ll be a good one. Wait, they need more details! At least an e-calendar notification? Aldis is leaving Chelsea in the dark on what’s coming, will she absolutely hate it?
The Rock heads to the ring!
Wait, what is this New Orleans related remix? The Final Boss steps out on stage, he shows those goosebumps, then continues down the ramp, shaking hands with fans. The Rock hits his signature pose on the corner, but then takes the long way around to pick up a fan’s phone for them before going back into the ring. The fans all cheer for “ROCKY! ROCKY!” and he grabs himself a mic. He waits as the fans continue to chant his name, and then he says, “Ahh, you feel it, don’t you? You feel it. The Rock has got chills up and down his body because you know, on a Friday night, for the Final Boss to get inside his bird and fly all the way here, you know that I’m dropping some ish on you tonight!”
The fans fire up and The Rock smiles. Rock says, “Let’s get this show on the road.” The fans anticipate what’s coming but he says hold on, he’ll do it. “FINALLY! The Rock has come back…” “TO NEW ORLEANS~!” Rock smiles, and he adds, FINALLY, WrestleMania is coming back to New Orleans!! The fans are thunderous to hear that! WrestleMania 30, WrestleMania 34, and now WrestleMania 42!? Yes, next year, 2026, LIVE from the Superdome! One of the greatest cities on Earth in New Orleans, Louisiana! The pyro goes off to commemorate the occasion, and the logo is already on the tron! Rock smiles at that, then he smiles at the WrestleMania 41 Vegas logo.
The fans are losing their minds, as we now know April 11th and 12th, 2026, the Big Easy has the Grandest Stage of Them All. Rock says you damn right holy ish! Oh when the saints go marching in…! Oh how I’d love… Wait, no, this ain’t singalong with The Final Boss! Sit there, shut up, and let The Final Boss sing the song! The fans are torn, but Rock says he sings! Oh how I’d love, to be in that number~! Oh when the saints go marching in~! Okay, that’s good enough. You got him, that was a great duet. The Rock is singing with the largest collection of STD’d trailer trash he has ever seen! The fans can’t believe Rock would do that to them!
Rock says now, dropping this news wasn’t the only gift he was going to drop on us. The Final Boss came here to call somebody out. The Rock will call out a man who he respects, who he admires, and who we all admire. That man is our WWE Champion, the one and only, Cody Rhodes. The fans cheer as The American Nightmare makes his entrance! They sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” and we get Cody’s pyro before he goes to the ring. Cody gets his second “WHOA~ OH~!” and round of pyro, then he steps inside to join The Rock. The fans cheer Cody on, so he holds up the title and the fans cheer even more.
Cody grabs a mic, but Rock says, “That feels good, doesn’t it? I mean, that’s gotta feel amazing, right? They love you, man.” Cody tells NOLA, “I love you, too.” Rock says this is crazy. Pretty much no one knows this, but since after WrestleMania last year, they’ve actually become good friends. No, it’s true, they have. Last time they were together was the Raw Netflix debut. Rock gave Cody his flowers, told Cody he has carried the company like the incredible champion that he is, so thank you, Cody. Rock meant it, and that night, they went to the back, drank tequila for two hours and had a great ol’ time.
They chopped it up, had a blast, but Rock wants to call Cody out here for something important. Here’s the thing… The fans get a bit rowdy as they wait, and Rock says Cody is a great champion. A great WWE Champion. Cody knows that. Again, they’ve become good friends, so over the months, they’ve texted. Even their moms became good friends! Look! Mama Johnson & Mama Rhodes together after WrestleMania 40! It is a pleasure becoming Cody’s friend. But Rock wanted this face to face to tell him a few things. One: Cody has been a great champion, but he needs to understand. Yes, The Rock, The Final Boss, is on the Board of TKO. And TKO owns WWE.
The Rock is the Director of the Board of TKO. Don’t boo that! The Rock’s good friend, Ari Emanuel, who owns everything Endeavor, The Rock joked with Ari, “Can you believe that you own The WWE?” Ari says he doesn’t own the WWE, The Rock does. Rock said no, no, he doesn’t know if he owns the WWE. But The Rock knows he is the most powerful… Cody, you are a great champion. But Rock wants Cody to be something more. Rock wants Cody to be something more than just our champion. Rock wants Cody to be his champion. The fans don’t like where that’s going.
Cody says he did not expect them to become friends, nor their moms to become friends, nor the tequila. Cody didn’t have that on his bingo card. But becoming The Rock’s champion? The Rock of all people should know, Cody is the people’s champion. The fans cheer Cody more, and Rock says yes! Cody is their champion! Of course! The Rock is also The People’s Champion, he loves that about Cody. This is their universe, they were both born into this business. But Rock means something even bigger than just this. Rock knows Cody’s goal is to bring as much joy and happiness to everyone around the world, as many as possible.
The fans cheer, and Rock says that’s Cody. Cody is that guy, and everyone knows it. Cody is on social media, Instagram, millions of followers. Millions, and millions! The Rock has half a BILLION. That’s not a flex. But The Rock is the most followed American man in the world, that’s what he wants for Cody. Rock wants Cody to be even higher. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, he will open doors to possibilities Cody never even imagined. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, every dream he has ever had can come true. Every dream of Brandi’s, of their daughter’s. Think about how Rock brought them to the premiere of Moana 2, in Hawaii.
Thank you, by the way, for making that cross a BILLION dollars, fans, Rock loves you. Rock has met the Rhodes family, they’re amazing. But imagine it: Cody’s daughter’s children, their dreams, long after Rock and Cody are gone, all those dreams can come true. Rock just needs Cody to be his champion. The fans say don’t do it! Rock tells Cody to just think about it, though. Rock is a very lucky man, he has it all. Cody also has it all. They’re very fortunate. They’re Mama’s Boys, they’re Girl Dads, they’re lucky men. Fans say don’t do it, Rock tells them to shut up or he’ll slap the syphilis off their face! Rock is trying to have a moment here, shut your mouths!
The one thing that Rock has never had, that he wants more than anything, is a brother. And that is what Cody can be. Last year, WrestleMania, Rock’s goal was to face his cousin, Roman Reigns, for the title. Cody knows, the fans know. Rock talked with his friend, HHH. He talked with Nick Khan, who is his friend. They are also Cody’s friends. Rock knew it wasn’t in the plans, but they talked about moving Cody aside to make what was best for business: Rock VS Roman, WrestleMania 40! What’d Cody do? Cody pitched a b*tch fit! Cody told The Rock he ain’t doing it, and he stood up to The Rock. And y’know what else? Cody SLAPPED Rock!
No one does that and gets away with it. But that is why Cody is special. That is why Cody should be Rock’s Champion. And that is why Rock will take Cody from where he is to a level so far above. Rock will make sure every dream, every desire, for generations to come, it all comes true. Rock’s dad, Cody’s dad, Soul Man & American Dream, they are looking down right now. They were friends, Cody and Rock are friends, Cody should be Rock’s Champion. He doesn’t need to answer Rock tonight. He can think about it, talk with his wife and daughter, as will The Rock. Then Cody can think about it. Meet Rock in Toronto on March 1st to give him the answer.
Fans still say don’t do it, but Rock says it is okay. Before he leaves, this has been an amazing night, this is a hot crowd, thank you all very much. But before he leaves, Rock wants us to know this: The one thing Rock wants more than anything in this world… is that. Wait, the title? Cody’s title? The fans’ title? This is all this is about? No no no no! Brother… Rock doesn’t want the title. He wants Cody’s soul. The fans duel, “NO! NO! NO!” “SELL YOUR SOUL!” Rock pats Cody on the cheek and says see you in Toronto. The Rock leaves, giving Cody a lot to think about. Rock does give one last glance back at Cody, then smirks.
What will The American Nightmare choose: His integrity? Or his aspirations?
WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly!
Did Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano got these titles thanks to Kit Wilson & Elton Prince? #YESBOY! Did they survive a couple title defenses thanks to Kit & Elton? #YESBOY! But when Pretty Deadly needed DIY, was DIY there for them? #NOBOY! So now, Kit & Elton are looking to give Ciampa & Gargano their comeuppance! Will we finally get another #SidePlateCheck? Or will Ciampa & Gargano remember for themselves, that if you wanna be champions, you gotta do it yourself?
But as DIY make their entrance, they have mics, and Johnny Wrestling tells NOLA, “Give it up one time for your TWO-TIME WWE Tag Team Champions…! The BTTITW (Best Tag Team In The World), D I Y~!” The fans boo instead. Ciampa says there is no denying that tonight has been electrifying. Gargano says this is a hot crowd. But please, if we could be somber for a second. Guys, this is serious. Two weeks ago, Pretty Deadly embarrassed DIY, and now reluctantly, DIY will return that favor by crushing their hopes and dreams of ever becoming WWE Tag Team Champions. So please, let us all rise to our feet… Yes, you in the LSU jersey, stand up.
Ciampa thanks Wade Barrett, and asks for everyone to remove their hands and bow their heads for a moment of silence for Pretty Deadly, beginning… now. The fans boo instead! And then Pretty Deadly make their entrance! The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who really needed who in this broken relationship!
But then DIY jumps Pretty Deadly! The ref reprimands, DIY whip but Pretty Deadly reverses! DOUBLE DORPKICKS! Then DOUBLE LARIATS send DIY up and out! The disco ball hasn’t even stopped spinning! The fans cheer while DIY throw a fit! They regroup, cool down, and go back to the ring. Gargano distracts Elton, Ciampa CLOBBERS him, and the bell rings. But Elton fires hands on Ciampa! Elton whips, Ciampa reverses and he pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Ciampa throws Elton to the apron and KNEES him down! Tag to Gargano and he aims, SUPERKICK! Elton goes down in a heap, DIY cheers themselves on, and SmackDown goes to break!
SmackDown returns, Gargano tags in, and DIY hits the BACK SUPLEX BOMBO COMBO! Cover, TWO! Elton stays in this but Gargano tags Ciampa back in. Gargano sends Ciampa in, but Elton ELBOWS him away! Gargano runs in, but Elton puts him on the apron! Gargano goes after Kit, but Kit blocks the kick! Kit BOOTS Gargano down, but then Ciampa BOOTS Kit! Elton dodges Ciampa to come back, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Elton and Ciampa are down, sputtering and writhing, and the fans rally up. Elton crawls, Kit rises, hot tags to Kit and Gargano! Kit rallies on DIY with big forearms! Kit whips, Gargano reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS!
Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa in a corner, then LARIATS! Kit runs to LARIAT Gargano! Kit pushes Gargano down, kicks him and hits a TWIST- NO, Gargano slips through to ROCK Kit! Kit yoyos, DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans fire up, Kit tags Elton! They get Gargano up, but Gargano BOOTS Elton! Gargano ELBOWS Kit away, then runs up on Elton! Elton dodges, then gives Kit the boost, DRY MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Gargano survives but Ciampa is in! Elton fireman’s carries Ciampa, but Ciampa slips free! Ciampa whips, Elton reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa! Elton shows off his strength with the GOTCH LIFT PLEX!
Tag to Kit, but IN COME THE PROFITS! Ford SHOVES Kit down, Dawkins mugs him!!
Winners: Pretty Deadly, by disqualification; DIY retain the titles
Not again! Just like they did Motor City Machine Guns, The Profits make sure no one else takes these titles off DIY! URENAGE from Ford to Elton! Dawkins keeps hammering away on Kit, and then Ford POSTS Elton! Dawkins fireman’s carries Kit, to POST him, too! Looking like the All Mighty with that one! Gargano fires forearms in return, but ends up int he POUNCE GERMAN SUPLEX! Then Ciampa runs up into a FLAPJACK! Ford goes up top, then flies in FROM THE HEAVENS!! Direct hit on Ciampa! But wait! MCMG rushes out here, wanting their payback! The Profits brawl with MCMG, but Ford TOSSES Shelley to the apron!
Ford runs up, Shelley goes to kick, but Ford blocks it! Ford LARIATS Shelley down, Dawkins hits Sabin with THE BIG ENDING! The fans are torn as Dawkins whips Sabin, Profits get him for the REVELATION!! And if there’s been any revelation, it is that Ford & Dawkins don’t just want the smoke, they want to burn down the tag division to get it! Will nothing stop them once they’re back in action?
Kevin Owens speaks.
“You got what you wanted, huh? You got your match. You couldn’t, uh… You couldn’t just take the punishment that you deserved, that I’d already given you, and let it go. No, you… You wanted me and you to go again. You wanted to fight me, you want to hurt me, you want to end my career, which would hurt my family, by the way. Which is truly despicable. But what about your family, Sami? Huh? Have you thought of them? What about your family, huh?” Kevin reveals he is right outside the Zayn home! Kevin peers inside to watch Sami, his wife, and his son!
Kevin asks Sami via the video if Sami knows what he’s about to put them through, when they have to watch Kevin end Sami’s career. And what happens then, eh? When Sami can’t provide for them, and everything they have, like this nice house, the shelter, the security, the peace they have, when it’s all gone? And why? What for? Because Sami’s too proud? Because Sami’s selfish? Sami IS selfish. Because Sami is making Kevin do this to Sami’s family. Kevin will never forgive Sami for that. He’ll see Sami in Toronto. “But remember… You asked for this. It’s all your fault.” As if Kevin’s delusions aren’t already grand, will he continue to blame everyone else but himself?
Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga!
Elimination Chamber is on the horizon, and the Road to WrestleMania makes for strange bedfellows. Priest, Braun and Jacob were fighting each other just last week, but Solo’s return really threw things for a loop. Can Priest & Braun give Solo and the Samoan Werewolf their punishment? Or will everything (not) be fine in Solo’s Bloodline?
SmackDown returns as #OneBigSOB makes his entrance. As Solo, Jacob & Tama head to gorilla, we hear from Solo. “Tonight, we handle business. And it starts with Braun Strowman & Damian-” Jacob interrupts with, “Man, c’mon, DP! C’mon, Braun! I thought we did this! So tonight, we about to even up the score. If you ain’t know, I’m all gas, no brakes with it! See, since we touched the scene, we been dropping bodies like bread crumbs! Yadada mean!? FA-TUUU~! Hit my music!” The rogues enter to Jacob’s theme, is this alone proof he’s the new alpha? Or will the match be the last nail in that coffin?
The teams sort out, but Jacob stares down both Priest and Braun. NOLA seems to acknowledge Jacob, but Solo convinces him to stand down. Solo starts against Priest, the bell rings, and the two tie up. They go around, Priest powers Solo back, but Solo powers Priest back. They break, stare down, and Solo talks some trash. Solo shoves Priest, Priest shoves back. They circle again, tie up, and Priest puts Solo in a corner. The ref counts, Priest lets off at 4, but Solo stomps Priest’s foot! Solo throws hands, then a HEADBUTT! Priest staggers, but then he ROCKS Solo! And ROCKS him! And HEADBUTTS! That was a mistake!
Solo shakes his head to HEADBUTT Priest! Priest goes to a corner, Solo throws haymakers and body shots on repeat! The ref counts, Solo lets off and says see? Solo and Jacob as one! But Priest THROWS Solo to the corner to fire off haymakers of his own! Priest ROCKS Solo, the fans fire up, and Priest whips., Solo reverses to UPPERCUT! Solo talks smack but Priest ROCKS him again! Tag to Braun and the fans fire up! Braun stares Jacob down, tells him to shove it, then runs up to SPLASH Solo! Braun stares Jacob down again, goes back for Solo, and hits another LARIAT! Braun scoops, Solo slips free, but Braun runs up!
Solo ELBOWS Braun away, tags to Jacob, and Jacob runs in, but Braun dodges! Braun CROSSBODIES! Jacob is right up, but Braun BOOTS him right back down! Solo runs in but Braun TOSSES him! Priest hurries after Solo, Braun CLOBBERS Jacob! LEAPING LARIAT for Solo! Braun then gets on the track, STROWMAN EXPRESS SMACKS a chair out of Tama’s hand! The Good Bad Guy thought he was being sneaky! But then Jacob CROSSBODIES Braun into the timekeeper’s aera! The fans go wild as Jacob rises up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Jacob hauls Braun up, drags him around the way, HEADBUTTS him, then brings him over to SMACK off the desk! Braun staggers, but he ROCKS Jacob in return! And THROWS Jacob into steel steps! Braun drags Jacob up, puts him in the ring, but Jacob SUPERKICKS Braun! Braun falls into the corner, Jacob HIP ATTACKS! Jacob’s all geeked up, then he tags in Solo. Solo soaks up some heat while Jacob HIP ATTACKS Braun again! Solo puts Braun on ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Solo stops at 4, but Jacob gets a HEADBUTT in! Braun flounders, Solo taunts him and eggs him on, but Braun CHOPS him!
Solo HEADBUTTS Braun right down! Solo rains down fists, then lets off so he can put Braun on the ropes. Solo CHOKES Braun again, stops as the ref counts 4, and Jacob gets another cheap shot in! Solo tags Jacob in, then he HEADBUTTS Braun again and again! Jacob runs to BODY CHECK Braun! Jacob fires up, Braun flounders to ropes, but Jacob rains down fists! Tag to Solo, he soaks up heat from NOLA, then he stomps away on Braun! The ref counts, Solo lets off, then he keeps Braun from Priest by anchoring a leg. Tag to Jacob and Jacob climbs up, FROG SPLASH! Jacob roars while Braun writhes!
Jacob looms over Braun but he glares at Priest. Priest gets heated, but Jacob fires hands on Braun as SmackDown returns to single picture. Braun stands, but Jacob HEADBUTTS him again! Jacob runs for another BODY CHECK! And then a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Braun stays in this and he goes to a corner. Jacob snarls, tags Solo in, and the fans boo. Solo runs corner to corner to HIP ATTACK Braun! Solo grins as he copies Jacob’s geeking out. Tag back to Jacob and fans cheer! Jacob aims, runs, and HIP ATTACKS! Jacob keeps going, but Braun BOOTS from below!! The fans fire up while both men stagger to their feet.
Braun SPINEBUSTERS Jacob! Both monsters are down, the fans rally up, and they crawl, hot tags to Solo and Priest! Priest fires hands on Solo, then whips. Solo reverses but Priest SHOUDLER TACKLES Solo! Priest runs to BACK ELBOW! Jacob is back, but Priest dodges to WHEEL KICK! Priest then waits on Solo, but Solo catches Priest! Priest elbows free, but Solo SUPERKICKS! But Priest JUMPING ROUNDHOUSES! Solo comes back, Priest ROCKS him first! Solo swings, but into the FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Solo survives but Priest puts him in a corner. Priest whips corner to corner, then runs, only for Solo to put him on th eapron!
Solo takes as swing, Priest dodges and ROUNDHOUSES! Priest then knuckle locks with Solo, goes up top, and he tightrope walks for some OLD SCHOOL! The fans fire up and Priest powers up the arm! Priest runs, but Solo ducks the Comebacker! Priest fights the fireman’s carry to BELL CLAP, ROUNDHOUSE, and then he reels Solo in! But Tama is on the apron! Priest DECKS Tama, but Jacob HOTSHOTS Priest! Solo hits the URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives and Solo is stunned! Solo snarls, looks to his taped-up thumb, then he drags Priest up. The fans boo but Solo taunts the fans now. SAMOAN- NO! Priest grabs Solo!
But Jacob runs in! Priest ROCKS Jacob, ELBOWS Solo, then he dodges, so Jacob’s SUPERKICK hits Solo! An accident just like last week’s shot to Tama, but Jacob doesn’t seem as upset by it. Priest TOSSES Jacob, then CLOBBERS Solo! STROWMAN EXPRESS CLOBBERS Jacob & Tama!! Priest brings down the straps, the fans are thunderous, and Priest grabs Solo by the neck! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest & Braun win!
Winners: Damian Priest & Braun Strowman, by pinfall
Just as Solo thought it’d be like before, he and Jacob were not on the same page! Priest is rolling towards Elimination Chamber, will this be just what he needs to go back to WrestleMania?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown here, but with some interesting moves after the sudden change in plans with The Rock showing up. Naomi and Bianca had a good promo to hype up what was meant to be a full match of Naomi VS Liv, but word had already come out before the show that things were being cut for time. But at the very least, they did the right thing of making it a brawl that adds heat to the tag title match on Monday. Also, hilarious how Chelsea & Piper thought the beatdown on Bianca & Naomi was so bad that they would need to be pulled from the Chamber. I also can’t wait to see what happens on Toronto SmackDown.
As for The Rock, I do appreciate he used his authority to kayfabe change more things, all so he could have his promo with Cody. I also appreciate Rock blending his different roles and even different sides, both Heel and Face, to A) bring the news of WM42 being in NOLA, and B) recreate the Corporate Champion/People’s Champion story from the Attitude Era. That was some wild stuff he was saying to Cody. I’m sure quite a few people will try and talk with Cody next week in the go-home. Heels will say do it because they’d love to have what Rock can give, Faces will say not because Cody’s better than that. But naturally, Cody is not going to become The Rock’s Champion, causing Rock to turn on him and really up things going into WrestleMania 41 and perhaps even beyond.
Good stuff in the Elimination Chamber related stories. Jimmy VS McIntyre was great stuff to open, and how fitting that McIntyre loses to Jimmy after talking all that trash about Jimmy and Jey being the same. Jey got McIntyre with something quick, Jimmy got McIntyre with something quick, McIntyre’s ego is obviously his weakness. And at the same time, McIntyre of course destroys Jimmy after because that’s his other personality trait. Priest had good promos with Cody and Braun, and we got great stuff from Solo’s Bloodline. Naturally, we got a miscommunication spot to help finish, we’re really close to Solo VS Jacob, I can feel it. Priest & Braun get the win, mostly because Priest isn’t winning in the Chamber when you’ve got Punk and Cena in there.
Very good stuff with Tiffy Time, from the promos leading into the match to Charlotte being ringside just to watch. Nia & Candice of course get the better of Tiff & Trish, because Tiff & Trish are definitely winning the tag match in Toronto. Charlotte just seems to enjoy trolling Tiff with her presence, so Charlotte probably shows up in Toronto to then confront Tiff after the match. I expect the seven weeks after Elimination Chamber to really heat up, as will Charlotte’s involvement, where she’ll get more active verbally and physically. Also, hell, Rock should go full Corporation and have Charlotte be his Corporate Women’s Champion because of how established she is.
Hilarious stuff from Truth tonight, as always. Truth and Melo having their “who’s on first” again was good stuff, and of course Miz gets in on this story, too. Truth & Knight VS “Melo Don’t Miz” was really fun, but yeah, should’ve figured Nakamura would get involved, too. Melo & Miz making it work could also be really fun, and while Knight VS Nakamura is a rehash, I really hope they find a way to up things. It feels like we’re getting the same with the tag titles as Profits “ruined” that great tag match from DIY and Pretty Deadly, then brawled with MCMG to still come out on top. Last year had a ladder tag title match, so why not do one for these titles this year?
Speaking of escalating, Kevin filming a promo outside Sami’s house was some really well done stuff, as expected of someone as good as Kevin and in such a story as him and Sami. Their match should main event, it needs time to breathe, as it could be just as, if not more violent, than the Chamber matches. What a powerful closing moment we could have if it’s a bloody Kevin and Sami, and one of them is standing over the other, triumphant yet mournful because it was their best friend in the world that they just brutalized.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Andrew’s TNA LIVE! iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 2.20.2025
So the first live episode got fairly positive praise from everyone; will this continue the trend?

Filming at Full Sail seems to have set the stage nicely this week! Going into a Live episode we got Moose and The Hardy Boyz on NXT, as well as Jordynne Grace’s involvement with Steph and Giulia giving a little shine to TNA happenings since she’s newly WWE.
This episode should be interesting, we finally see Lei Ying Lee (fka Xia Li) back in action, Rascalz take on Tyson and Tyriek, Tessa should be seeing some action as well…so generally interesting happenings for the second Live iMPACT! of 2025. Let’s see how this one goes down!
No matter where @ManceWarner and @stephdelander go, @TheSamiCallihan WILL FIND THEM!
Watch #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/NY8HgI02kY pic.twitter.com/mXz9U7m9PL
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) February 21, 2025
Ratings:
- Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin: Rascalz win via Meteora/Swanton Combo – ***
- Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary: Lei wins via Thunderstruck – **
- NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC: Dango wins via The System help – ** 3/4
- Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore: Masha wins via Requiem – N/A
- Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons: Elijah wins via Tombstone Piledriver – *** 1/4
Results:
Oh yeah, and another Hendry concert is…cut off by a commercial, LOLTNA. First Hendry is cut off by AXSTV’s new Anime Hour bumper, and now Primo and Epico are showing up in TNA. I definitely didn’t have this on my BINGO card. The crowd starts chanting “Where’s Carlito”, which they do acknowledge and play off of well. Oh they’re using their shoot names of Orlando and Eddie now…but before they attack the lights go out and we get another guitar strum! ELIAH/ELIAS/EZEKIEL/EBENERZER/EMERY/EL VAGABUNDO – shows up to back up Hendry. Okay I can apologize away the redundant concert since it played into an Elijah debut. The crowd is immediately popping and chanting “This is Awesome” 10 minutes into the show.
Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin
Treehouse bros take it to the bigger men quickly, a few fast dives, a little MCMG style tandem strikes, Tyson fires and tries to take them out but they Low Bridge him. Tyriek comes in and they try similar things but Tyriek manhandles them both and throws them out of the ring, Trey is the first one back up and Tyriek and Tyson take his damn head off with his Corkscrew Running Euro Upper. Trey finally manages to flip out of the manhandle, tags in Wentz and Wentz goes for the hot and spicy cleaning house spot. Corner to Corner Knee Lifts for both big men, a Rolling Snapmare, into a Superkick for Tyson and Standing Shoot Star on Tyriek but only for two because Wes feints like he’s going to interfere.
Tyson and Tyriek pull off a tandem Assisted Backdrop Driver, but Wentz breaks it up, Tyson gets knocked out, Wentz hits the Tornillo, Wes tries to interfere again after Trey gets perched on the corner buckle but Ace runs around and trips Wes at the last second causing him to faceplant on the apron, Trey hits the Meteora, Wentz hits a Swanton from the other side of the ring and Trey gets the pinfall victory.
It was fast paced, all gas no brakes, but it didn’t overstay its welcome, so it was pretty fun all things considered.
After the match Wes grabs a mic, complains a little but challenges them to a 6 man match as Sacrifice. So we’re THAT’S where we’re getting the expected 3v3.
Fir$t Cla$$ comes out with an entourage of hot chicks and probably influencers or something. The “First Class Penthouse” , Gabby AF, Mafiosa Valentina, and Carolina are apparently known in their own way. Gabby I know was the awful one who did something for Impact a last year and sucked, but she’s part of the Busted Open Network I believe so that’s why she’s around. Two of them look like Noelle Foley and Frank the Clown…oh they actually are. Look at that. I do love KC Navarro as the Hype Man, they have this whole set up of AJ being mad that they haven’t gotten more Tag Title shots, so TNA placated him with his own Piper’s Pit and he’s *pregnant pause* totally happy with that. He says he loved Piper and hated Hogan before it was cool.
This is actually quality content and AJ is cutting a nice promo in this segment. They introduce their first guest, the greatest performer in TNA history, many whole say he’s Phenomenal with a whole lot of style….it’s A-J-Francis.
.@AJFrancis410 is GOING OFF!
Watch #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/NY8HgI02kY pic.twitter.com/kGehtp9iTE
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) February 21, 2025
Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary
Things were slow until Rosemary took her into a corner quickly, hit the Upside Down, and we get a lot of Lei trying to avoid Rosemary’s offense. Rosemary goes for a Spear in the corner and Lei forward rolls, starts connecting with a bunch of right hands, backs Rosemary into the corner, goes for 10 Count Punches, pulls her out, Airplane Spin TKO for only a two count. Rosemary tries As Above So Below, Lei shrugs it off, Rosemary tries to go after Lei anyway and eats Thunderstruck! Lei Ying Lee wins!
After the match Rosemary catches Lei on the ramp and hits the Green mist in the eyes. Match was far too short and so many of Lei’s set up moves look better than her finish. We’ve seen Kofi Kingston do it for years so it’s not bad, just the current Knockouts Division are awful and don’t take the move well.
Eric Young and the jabronis come out, EY cuts a very basic power crazed psycho kind of promo, gets the “What” chants from the crowds. EY is trying to recruit Maclin even though Maclin made his line in the sand last week. EY tries to spin it as maybe he took out Josh FOR Maclin instead of in spite of his trust. This really doesn’t seem interesting at all, but that’s probably because I hate the two Jabronis EY is with.
NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC
I really don’t have any interest in Slater. He’s got no personality beyond “flippy guy with a British accent”.
Dango immediately powders, grabs a chair and goes to swing on him but misses. So Leon is making JDC look dumb by dodging the post chop, using the chair to shield himself from a punch by JDC, and then clapping Dango’s fingers between the chair. So typical System match, look inept for the first few minutes, then take advantage of something to take over. Oh look, Leon takes too long setting up the table, Dango gets in a few pot shots, tries to whip him into the table but Leon leaps over it, and then leaps back over to clobber Dango. Dango is still trying to recover so Leon hits his over the corner post con hilo, and the crowd appreciates it but I’m not interested. Leon panders to the crowd after the big spot and then eats an X-Plex into the chair from Dango.
JDC throws Leon back in, goes for a pinfall that’s only a two and we cut to a commercial. Coming out of the commercial JDC is in control with a Kendo Stick until he isn’t, Leon counters and takes the keno stick, brutalizes Dango a few times then comes off the ropes with the kendo shot for 2. Leon goes for another table, and again, at least the crowd is receptive to this match. Leon sets it up, looks for something off the apron but Dango stops him first until he eats a dropkick to fall onto the table, Leon hits the Swanton 450 through the table on the outside. Does it look cool? Sure. Do I care about dumbass moves? Nope.
Oh thankfully the rest of The System comes out to stop the pinfall, Shield Bomb Leon through the first table, and roll him back in for Dango to win.
The Hardy Boyz come out to try and make the save, but the numbers are against them, so Oba Femi’s music hits! Oba cleans house but doesn’t get his hands on Moose, so they’re at least building the eventual clash between Moose and Oba.
The crowd starts a “Tessa, we comin for you” chant before she even starts talking. Tessa is actually playing off the crowd well, Santino’s music hits and Tessa thinks he’ll help her out with the crowd and Santino calls bullshit basically. Santino says if Tessa doesn’t wrestle next week, she’s fired and Masha’s music hits. Masha decides to step in for Tessa’s enhancement talent match.
Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore
Jobber tries to attack Masha early but Masha stops her, rocks her and Requiem ends the match.
Masha stares down Tessa, and then Cora Jade attacks from behind and hits Jaded.
Ryan Nemeth comes out to his Abyss music remix. What will Mokuba say today? “MYYYY BIIIGG BBRROOOOTTHHHEEEEER” he repeats at least 4 times and it’s hilariously cringe. He announces that Nic will return at Sacrifice, he literally just came out to give a PSA.
Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons
Hendry starts with Eddie, after a brief tie up it seems like Hendry reads the room and points at Elijah and the crowd wants him in. So Joe tags in Elijah, a little back and forth, Shoulder Tackle from Elijah, Rope Walk with Elijah lays out Eddie and a tag to Joe allows for a quick tandem knockdown, but Eddie powders as the Walking and Talking Duo hold the ring going into the final commercial break.
We come back and Hendry is bouncing Orlando off the ropes as he return a strike, but Orlando is obviously losing, eats a Euro Upper, and then gets walked around in the Stalling Suplex for posterity. Eddie tries a sneak attack but gets caught and Sack of Shit, into Kip Up, turn and then Orlando with the ambush! A few quick short cuts and an Irish Whip/Dropkick combo gives the Colons a near fall. Hendry does get locomotion variation cradles, but eats a Dropkick to stop the attempt at momentum. Orlando stays on Joe, but Joe finally starts to fire up as the crowd starts to get behind him. Euro Uppers make some space, but a Snapmare says no.
Eddie gets tagged in and a quick Leg Sweep into a Front Chancery keeps Eddie in control. As Joe tries to get back up, Eddie turns it into a Guillotine, but finally the Suplex counter connects for Hendry! Simultaneous tags! Elijah bulls over Orlando, catches a Leap Frogging Orlando with the Manhattan Drop as Orlando retreats to a corner, Stinger Splash into Spinebuster for two. Elijah tries to keep up the attacks but Orlando finds a few ways to make space, launches himself from the middle rope and eats the Jumping Knee! Eddie breaks up the pinfall, Hendry takes Eddie out and Elijah hits the Tombstone Piledriver for the win!
Overall Score: 6/10
Well there were more live hiccups than the first episode, and this felt both more epic and less epic at the same time. Elijah and the Colons debuting was a nice way to kick things off, Oba Femi showing up for the save was fantastic. There were a few decent matches, but also a lot of really short and rushed matches. Tessa played off the crowd well, but Masha really is useless on the mic. Lei Ying Lee needs to framed stronger, her matches have done nothing to show off her ability. It just proves that the Knockouts don’t know how to sell a kick to the head because they all take it in the shoulder and fall in corny ways.
Viva La Sam could be something fun if the next 3 weeks are just hand cam footage of him being like “I’m Sami Callihan and I’m gonna kick Mance Warner’s ass”, Elegance Clique getting the rematch with a stipulation is nice to see and while I like Fir$t Cla$$, that segment went a little long for a cornball swerve payoff. It’s one thing to placate the Influencer squad especially when we’ve seen Logan Paul and Ishowspeed do so well in WWE…but these are like Z Tier Influencers that no one cares about. These kind of dorks stream on Kick because they aren’t relevant enough for Twitch, not because they chose Kick over it.
So yeah, the low lights were pretty low, and the highs were a little fleeting, but at least they were pretty fun. Not a bad show, just clunky with noticeable issues and Masha shouldn’t be allowed to speak English anymore. She’s such a charisma vacuum when she’s not rambling in Russian.
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