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Andrew’s IMPACT Results & Match Ratings: 11.3.2022
With a potentially iconic banger of a main event, how else does this episode of IMPACT! shake out?
Some potentially big moments tonight with Aussie Open facing Kaz and Josh Alexander, Kenny King versus Mike Bailey in the X Division tournament and a potential violent delight with Eric Young and Sami Callihan.
Things will probably open with Bailey vs King, so something fast and interesting could be a great tone setter.
What's next for @Kelly_WP?#IMPACTonAXSTV pic.twitter.com/yMy8ZvNQXf
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) November 4, 2022
Ratings:
- X Division Tournament: Kenny King vs Mike Bailey: Bailey wins via Twisting Cradle – ***
- Savannah Evans w/Tasha Steelz vs JesSICKa w/Death Dollz: Savannah wins via Full Nelson Slam – ** 1/4
- Eric Young w/Deaner vs Sami Callihan: Sami wins via DQ – **
- Ace Austin w/Chris Bey vs Moose: Ace wins via Prawn Hold – ** 3/4
- Aussie Open (Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis) vs Josh Alexander & Frankie Kazarian: Kaz wins via Slingshot Cutter – *** 1/2
Results:
X Division Tournament: Kenny King vs Mike Bailey
It is nice to hear Kenny’s “Return of the King” theme. As much as I liked the Honor No More theme, the solo theme is pretty great. I can’t see Bailey losing here though, especially since the winner faces Trey and a few weeks ago there was a hint at them wanting to wrestle.
The match starts a little quicker with the different Arm Drags and then a stand off with Bailey posturing his foot for some kicks. A little more back and forth on the Cradle attempts, they do a double catch of feet, the slow put down spot, and Kenny takes a shortcut.
There’s a lot of trading, positioning switches and not a ton of severe damage until Bailey trips up King and then gets him with a Twisting Figure Four style of submission, follow by a few kicks, but King counters with Buckle Bomb into a Spinebuster. King takes Bailey outside, T-Bone Suplex onto the ramp and King looks for the Count Out. Bailey makes it in at 9, with a lot of over dramatic flopping and an unnecessary early “close call”. King throws him back out immediately, but follows to inflict punishment, which is typical heel hypocritical offense.
King taunts and talks far too much, so Bailey manages a comeback with a few kicks followed by the Standing Twisting Shooting Star. Tornado Kicks into the corner, King blocks, T-Bone number 2 and a Tiger Driver for 2. King tries a Tiger Driver on the ramp, but Bailey counters with the Frankensteiner. Golden Triangle Moonsault, they bad back in, Chin Checker attempt, Bailey counters into a Hurricanrana, King kicks out, they stay close and King goes to a Single Leg Crab. King drags Bailey off the ropes, tries to keep it in but Bailey twists and turns it into a Cradle, for the pinfall victory.
Savannah Evans w/Tasha Steelz vs JesSICKa w/Death Dollz
Taya comes out with a different look, looking like a Matrix agent in the tight black pleather trench coat outfit. I approve.
Savannah tries to brawl, Jess does her Flip Flop and Fly combo, and starts throwing Savannah from corner to corner. They get to the fourth corner, Savannah fights back a bit but JesSICKa gets the best of things and finishes the around the world.
Early on Jess is putting the hurt on Savannah, while she’s trying to fight out and resist, it’s all SICK. And of course, as soon as I say that, JesSICKa talks to the crowd too long, gets caught and eats a Snap DDT going into the commercial.
Similar concept where Evans has all the momentum until she takes too long posturing for a Spear in the corner and posts herself. A Belly to Back suplex gives Jess the opening but Evans bites JesSICKa on the way back up. Some back and forth, Jess fights back, a big Fun Splash off the ropes gives Jess momentum but then Tasha springs up. Taya and Rosemary attack, the distraction slows down the momentum. Savannah turns the tide and a Headbutt into a Full Nelson Slam gives Evans the win.
It seems like Savannah and Tasha will be going after the tag titles.
IMPACTPlus Flashback Moment: Lockdown 2013, Bully Ray vs Jeff Hardy, TNA World Heavyweight Championship, Steel Cage Match
.@SteveMaclin wants the IMPACT World Championship and he's done waiting! #IMPACTonAXSTV pic.twitter.com/WSFSYOZ8AT
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) November 4, 2022
Where’s that “No no, he’s got a point” meme? Because Maclin is 1000% right.
.@TheMattCardona and @Myers_Wrestling were addressing @HEATHXXII and @Rhyno313 when @joehendry appeared!#IMPACTonAXSTV pic.twitter.com/HneOhCxylh
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) November 4, 2022
Dammit Joe Hendry…you are a treasure.
Eddie and PCO have a cinematic brawl where they’re in the middle of nowhere and fighting in the dirt. It definitely has that campy horror movie vibe, but it’s entertaining and you can’t really complain about camp when you’re watching pro wrestling. PCO tries to cave in Eddie’s skull with a rock, Eddie grabs a shovel and beats PCO with it and then buries him alive. Again, campy, but not awful.
.@RealTaylorWilde said she has @MickieJames' back in her battle with @ImChelseaGreen but Mickie "needs to do it on her own!"#IMPACTonAXSTV pic.twitter.com/fkPXWjAZfG
— IMPACT (@IMPACTWRESTLING) November 4, 2022
Eric Young w/Deaner vs Sami Callihan
Fast start where EY misses the Clothesline, Sami with the Pop-Up Powerbomb, then Deaner hops up giving EY time to powder. Sami follows after the distraction and has the advantage until he wiffs the chop into the ring post. EY tries to take advantage, but Sami fights back. He even has time to taunt Deaner, and then go back to work.
Incidental brawling is really the best way to describe the next few minutes. They both just enjoy and absorb the different offense before firing back on the other one. EY gets the best of things, hits a Lariat into a….Moonsault? Holy…I haven’t seen him do one of those in forever. Moonsault misses, Sami gets the advantage, sets up for the Cactus Driver and then “The Designed” swarm the ring in the yellow hoodies. They dog pile Sami, DQ happens but Deaner calls off the dogs and reveals two members being Alan Angels and Konnor from The Ascension. So two guys very familiar with faction work.
This is supposed to be a big reveal moment for the new heel faction but…aside from EY no one else matters. Angels may still have some momentum because of his AEW time, but he was just a faction flunkey then. The Ascension was cool in NXT, got called up and jobbed out to old guys and turned into a joke. So no matter how big Kon is, we know he’s garbage.
Ace Austin w/Chris Bey vs Moose
This is born out of the fact that Moose interfered in the tag match last week trying to frame Bully Ray, but the cameras caught it and I guess Ace wants some revenge.
Speed versus power with Ace really doing a great job at staying a step or two ahead until Ace tries a Frakensteiner from the apron and Moose halts that and just smacks Ace into the steps. Commercial hits and we come back to Ace being mauled. Ace gets smothered and corner chopped for a while, until Moose decides to mock the Kenny Omega pose and fire up Ace.
Ace has a nice flurry before a Snake Eyes slows him down. Moose keeps big brothering Ace, and it actually pisses off Ace enough where he shoots at the legs and takes Moose off his feet twice. The burst of anger leads to a Double Stomp into a Kick combo that ends with the spinning Roundhouse. Fold attempt but Moose catches him and Uranage.
Moose tries to charge, Ace counters, Knee to the Face from Ace, Ace tries a top rope move but Moose just flings him back to the center of the ring. Bull Ray walks down, jaws for a little and then tries to Lights Out Moose. Ace dodges and gets the Roll-Up into the Prawn Hold for a 3 count. Bully just screwed Moose.
Aussie Open (Kyle Fletcher & Mark Davis) vs Josh Alexander & Frankie Kazarian
It is definitely cool to see half of The North and half of Bad Influence/The Addiction/SCU/etc working together.
Fletcher and Kaz open with a classic Junior style of quick counters and control, as we get the tags to the power guys. Davis and Josh have the same concept where they are fairly even, but more exchange of haymakers instead of cute chain wrestling. Kaz and Josh do have a decent tandem moment before things start to speed up a little.
Kaz does his intercepting Russian Leg Sweep to stall out Fletcher’s attempts and tag in Josh. Things move to the outside and Aussie Open finally gets the advantage. Stopping any kind of attempts at offense and then hitting the Super Collider. Aussies do a damn good job isolating Josh for a while, Apron Powerbomb into a Brainbuster while Kaz’s frustration distracts the ref gives the actual tag team a huge opening. Josh with a desperation Spinebuster, Davis misses a Senton, the knock off and a Lariat as Josh finally tags in Kaz. Hot tag spot with Kaz just cleaning house.
Teamwork in the corner gets the best of Kaz since Josh is still beat. A flurry of moves into an interesting Spinning Facebuster/Cutter combination for two. Kaz gets the tag, he starts rocking both guys, they try their Stereo Forearms move, but Josh blocks. Josh goes for the 3 Germans, gets cut off by Davis and Jacknife Powerbombs him for his trouble. C4 Spike attempt, but Davis backs up Josh into the corner, Flying Lariat from Fletcher, Tanaka style Sliding D in the corner, Corealis attempt but Kaz breaks it up.
Fletcher dispatches Kaz, Tandem Iconoclasm but Kaz breaks it up at the last second. Josh actually tags in Kaz instead of trying to play hero ball. Fletcher tries to fight them both but falls into Kaz’s standing Guillotine, followed by Josh’s low Flying Crossbody, throws him back in, Springboard Guillotine for 2. Fletcher throws Kaz towards the ropes, eats a European Uppercut from Davis, 2 count for Aussies. Looking for the finish, Josh comes in to break up and they try a double submission finish but Aussie Open stops that.
Fighting Spirit with all four men, Kaz tries to help fire Josh, they just trade blows as Josh and Fletcher both fall out together. Kaz takes advantage on Davis on the apron and flings him back in with the Slingshot Cutter spot, for the win!
Overall Score: 8.25/10
You know what, I can’t be mad at anything tonight. The worst aspect is just that the new VBD or whatever they might call themselves is much more lack luster than they would want. Jabroni number 5 from Dark Order and half of a job team nearly 4 years removed from a WWE run is not buzz worthy. As for the story its intending, its still fine…but the new members are so bad even the B Squad of the NWO would look like superstars.
That really was the only tactical oversight of the night. X Division match was solid, campy PCO stuff was fun, Joe Hendry spot is gold, Tasha finally goes back where she needs to stay…the tag division and we had a banger of a main event. Not overlooking Bully Ray development, Killer Kelly staying relevant with a new toy, Jordynne and Gisele building up and Mickie possibly realizing her lone wolf approach might bite her in the ass when Taylor is really just trying to secure both of their best interests.
Lots of great stuff to keep the ball rolling into next week.
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DING DONG, Hello, Tiffany!
Tiffanny Stratton just won the WWE Women’s Championship but she’s already defending it against Bayley! Will the Role Model be back on top?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Bianca Belair & Naomi VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae; Bianca & Naomi win.
- Motor City Machine Guns VS Los Garza w/ Legado Del Fantasma; win.
- Jimmy Uso VS Carmelo Hayes; wins.
- Rey Mysterio VS Kevin Owens; wins.
- WWE Women’s Championship: Tiffany Stratton VS Bayley; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
Rey Mysterio is here!
San Diego fires up for the hometown hero as he makes his entrance! The King of Lucha high-fives fans along the ramp, and hugs his wife and daughter, before stepping in the ring. Rey grabs himself a mic, the fans chant “619! 619!” and he smiles. Rey tells San Diego, “Bien venidos, welcome to Friday Night SmackDown! This is the home of the 6! 1! 9!” The fans cheer, and Rey says no cap, it feels great to be back home in front of his people, his Raza, his city, and his familia. Rey requested to be here tonight because he couldn’t think of a better place to reminisce as he gets ready to do the impossible once again.
Rey officially declares for the 2025 Royal Rumble! The arena is shaking hearing that! Rey wants to look back: 2006, he entered the Rumble at #2, outlasted 28 other superstars, and became the Royal Rumble winner! And it didn’t end there. he went on to main event WrestleMania, and he became the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! Now, Rey won’t lie, he will be realistic. The competition is heavy this year: Drew McIntyre, who fans boo. CM Punk, who fans cheer; Seth Rollins, who fans are torn on; Roman Reigns, who fans cheer; John Cena, who fans also cheer. It will be tough, but let’s remember back to when he won.
It was 2006, and Rey did it for a friend we all know very well. The fans chant for “EDDIE! EDDIE!” But wait! Kevin Owens makes his way out here! The Prizefighter, still holding onto the winged eagle title belt, showing off his new shirt: The Canadian Dream, Son of a Security System Technician. Kevin has a mic, too, and while fans boo, he tells Rey, “Lemme start off by saying I’m very sorry for coming out here and interrupting you> I mean it, okay? But I had to come out here. Because I heard you just now talking about how you were gonna win the Royal Rumble.
“And Rey, I mean this from the bottom of my heart. It’s never been a secret. There’s a lot of people in this industry that I respect quite a bit, but very few I respect as much as I respect you. In fact, I’ll even go so far as saying there’s nobody in this industry that I respect as much as I respect you.” The fans do cheer that, and Kevin says he has had an incredible career, he’s accomplished things he’s dreamed of since he was a kid. He has main evented WrestleMania with Steve Austin. He won the tag team titles with his then best friend, Sami Zayn. He won countless other tiles, and now he gets to stand here with THIS title!
The fans boo but Kevin says this is the title that as a kid, he saw all his idols win. This is the title he dreamed of winning, and now he stands here as the TRUE, RIGHTFUL WWE Champion! The fans boo again but Kevin says there is one thing left for him to accomplish so that he can truly feel his career is complete. And that is to step into the ring and have a 1v1 match with the legendary Rey Mysterio. The fans like that idea, and Kevin says face to face, man to man, he hopes Rey wins the Rumble! Kevin will root for Rey with everything he has! Rey can and will beat “all those other idiots.”
But just promise Kevin one thing. After Rey wins the Rumble, promise that Kevin is the champion he picks for WrestleMania so that Kevin can have his dream match. Rey takes a moment, and he tells Kevin that we all know Rey loves competition. But… Kevin’s not the champion. The fans cheer that! Rey means that with all due respect, but Cody Rhodes is the champion. But, but, here’s this. If Rey wins the Rumble, and if Kevin wins the title, then yes, Rey will gladly face him for the title. Kevin takes a moment, and repeats, “I’m not the champion? I AM THE CHAMPION! This is my title! I earned it! I deserve it!”
The fans boo but Kevin says Cody has Rey brainwashed, too! Does Rey have bleached blonde hair under that mask? Is it seeping into his brain? Rey wants Kevin to calm down. What’s going on? Drew McIntyre, now Kevin, he’s acting so delusional! It’s reminding him of Dominik. Oh…! Kevin swings on Rey! Rey dodges to fire hands in return! They brawl, Kevin shoves Rey but Rey dropkicks the legs! Kevin is on the ropes, but he bails out before the 619! The fans boo but Kevin is the one offended. Will Kevin be able to let this go so he can focus on Cody?
Bianca Belair meets up with Naomi backstage.
Bianca asks if Naomi finished with Nick Aldis. She did. Any updates? No! No lead on Jade’s attacker. Nothing? Wow. But that’s okay, they’ll keep pushing forward. They will handle Nia & Candice, but Bianca just wants to make sure they’re good after the mishap last week. It wasn’t on Bianca, that was Candice. Naomi knows that. Plus, they have to focus. It may not be Tiffany, but they can at least get some lick back on Candice & Nia. And they still have their gold! Bianca says that’s true. Ready to go? Naomi says maybe Bianca should wrap her up. That way, last week won’t happen again. Bianca agrees, and she hurries to wrap the braid into a bun.
Now they’re good. The StrongEST Glow heads out, will they be able to get past the Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie? Or will they soon be owing some golden tickets to the Queen of the Ring and her new sidekick?
Nick Aldis talks with Rey Mysterio.
After what we saw with Kevin, and since they are in San Diego, we have to have Rey on the card. Rey VS KO happens 1v1! Rey thanks Aldis and promises to handle business. And then Cody Rhodes walks in! The American Nightmare tells Rey he saw what happened while he was going through his physical. Cody says he would’ve been out there to help, but Rey says it’s nota big deal. It is handled, Rey VS Kevin is happening. Cody just needs to heal up. Rey can handle his problems, and will leave something for Cody at the Royal Rumble. Rey fist bumps and heads out. Aldis tells Cody that Rey has a point, Cody needs to be careful.
That said, what’d the doctors have to say? Cody says he has a clean bill of health, fully cleared, and Aldis can read the report himself. Aldis says he trusts Cody, he just doesn’t know if that’s good news. There is a lot of time between now and the Rumble, and even more so to WrestleMania. But with that in mind, Aldis has an addendum to the ladder match. Cody needs to sign it, as does Kevin, because they cannot have what happened at Saturday Night’s Main Event happen ever again. Cody asks if Kevin’s signed it yet. Kevin was Aldis’ next stop. Then Cody will sign it once Kevin has. Cody heads out, will Aldis be able to get what he wants out of this?
Bianca Belair & Naomi VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae!
SmackDown returns as Bianca & Naomi make their entrances. The teams sort out and Nia steps to Bianca, only to CLOBBER Naomi! Candice joins in to mug Bianca, but the fans boo. The ref reprimands, Candice backs off, and Nia soaks up the heat. Naomi throws Bianca down, talks more trash, then HEADBUTTS Bianca down. Nia drags Bianca up, tags Candice, but Bianca fights back. Nia CLUBS Bianca, Candice wrenches, but Bianca runs Candice over! And runs her over again! Bianca suplexes, holds Candice up, then SLAMS her down! The fans fire up as Bianca kips up, and she runs up to RAM Candice!
Bianca then climbs to rain down fists! The fans count along, Bianca goes all the way to TEN! Nia storms in, but Bianca flips up and over! Nia runs into Candice, then turns around into Bianca’s DROPKICK! Bianca runs up but Candice BOOTS her! Candice goes up, but Bianca ROCKS her! Bianca military presses Candice, and she THRWOS her out onto Nia! Nia & Candice fall, the fans fire up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Bianca flexes, then waits on Nia & Candice. Bianca’s braid has unrolled so Bianca swings it to rally the fans. Bianca then goes out to fetch Candice, shoves her into the ring, but Nia anchors Bianca’s feet! Candice DROPKICKS Candice down! Cover, TWO! Candice CLUBS away on Bianca, then scuffs her. Candice stalks Bianca to a corner, KNEES her down, then steps on her to DOUBLE STOMP! Tag to Nia, and Nia stalks Bianca. Nia makes Bianca smile with fishhooks, then HIP DROPS her down! Nia swings the braid around to mock Bianca, and even intimidate the ref. Bianca gets her braid free to SMACK away on Nia!
Bianca LASHES Nia more, backing her down, then she runs. Bianca SHOTGUNS Nia, Nia rebounds, but Bianca avoids the elbow drop! Cover, ONE!! Nia CLOBBERS Bianca at the ropes! Nia argues with the ref, taunts Naomi, then soaks up the heat. Tag to Candice and Candice kicks Bianca around. Candice SMACKS Bianca off the apron, pushes her in, then CLOBBERS her! Cover, TWO! Candice CLOBBERS Bianca again, then digs her knee in for a half Bow ‘n’ Arrow stretch! Bianca endures, fights around, reaches back, and she pulls Candice’s hair! Bianca and Candice fire forearms, but Candice DECKS Bianca! Cover, TWO!
Candice is frustrated but she KNEES Bianca in the side. Candice stomps Bianca more, KNEES her down, then has her on the ropes. The ref counts but Candice bends Bianca back! Candice lets go at 4, SmackDown returns to single picture,. and Candice brings Bianca up. Bianca rolls Candice up, TWO! Candice ENZIGIRIS Bianca down! Candice hurries to a corner and goes up, to then CROSSBODY! But Bianca rolls through! The fans fire up as Bianca lifts, but Candice slips free! Candice pulls the braid! Bianca uses that to reel Candice in for an ELBOW! But Candice grabs the braid to throw Bianca down! Both women are down and the fans fire up!
Bianca and Candice crawl, Candice goes to Bianca! STEP-UP- NO! Bianca avoids the senton! But Nia YANKS Naomi down from the outside! The fans boo but Nia sends Naomi into barriers! Candice stands Bianca up, but Bianca rolls her again! TWO, and Candice SUPERKICKS Bianca down! Candice hurries to the corner, tag to Nia. Nia storms up on Bianca, mockingly reaching out to Naomi, and then CLUBS Bianca! Nia whips, LARIATS, and SAMOAN DROPS! Bianca sputters and goes to the corner, but Nia runs up! Bianca BOOTS Nia first! Bianca ELBOWS Candice, dodges Nia, then RAMS into her! Candice grabs the braid!
Bianca whips Candice into the POST! Bianca climbs, but Nia ROCKS her! Nia climbs up after Bianca, fireman’s carries, but Bianca CLUBS away! Bianca is safe, she shoves Nia away, then CROSSBODIES! Both women are down and the fans fire up! Naomi returns! Bianca crawls, hot tag to Naomi! The fans fire up as Naomi ROUNDHOUSES Nia away, then slingshots for the FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nia still has a lot left in the tank but Naomi HAMMERS away on her! Nia shoves Naomi away, runs up, but Naomi dodges! Nia POSTS herself, falls back, and Naomi goes up! SPLIT-LEG MOONSAULT! Cover, Candice breaks it!
Naomi ENZIGIRIS Candice for it! Tag to Bianca and the tag champs go after Nia. Nia fights back, SAMOAN DROP for Naomi! The fans boo but Nia looms over Bianca. Nia runs, Candice sneaks a tag, and Bianca dodges! Bianca SPEARS Nia! Bianca runs, handsprings, but Candice DROPKICKS her down! STEP-UP SENTON! Nia rises, she adds a SENTON of her own! Candice covers, TWO!! Bianca survives and the fans fire up! Candice can’t believe it, but San Diego declares, “This is Awesome!” Candice storms around, snarls, then runs up at Bianca. Bianca ALLEY-OOPS her onto buckles! Then SPINEBUSTERS her down!
Bianca runs, handsprings, and MOONSAULTS! But Nia runs up! Bianca dodges, LEG DROP hits Candice!! Nia panics, runs up on Bianca, but Bianca tosses her out! LARIAT and down goes Bianca! Naomi tags for the BUBBA BOMB! Gedo clutch, Naomi & Bianca win!
Winners: Bianca Belair & Naomi, by pinfall
The tag champs find a way to survive, but now they’ll have to meet NXT’s Meta Four on January 28th! NXT goes on the road to Atlanta, Georgia, will Lash Legend & Jakara Jackson be bringing the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships home as souvenirs? Or will they only feel the StrongEST Glow?
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 1.16.25
The Go Home for Genesis this Sunday! Let’s see what happens!
So Genesis is Sunday, followed by next week’s Live Episode of iMPACT! Let’s see exactly how we get to Genesis and not to bury the lead, the fact the WWE/TNA partnership was extended for a few years is very big news for TNA. More visibility for a nostalgic brand and the younger NXT wrestlers get more opportunities with potential sprinkles of a big name here or there (yes I only really mean AJ Styles, but that’s what we all want to see one more time).
Let’s get to the show and see if it’s a Go Home worth anything.
After her shocking appearance on @WWENXT, @mashaslamovich steps into the confessional with @WeAreRosemary…
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/Dw7ITswj28 pic.twitter.com/YSTXfJZw6X
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 17, 2025
Ratings:
- Trent Seven vs Leon Slater: Slater wins via Swanton 450 – *
- Fir$t Cla$$ vs Maniac Marines (Eric Young & Steve Maclin): EY wins via Macho Elbow – ** 3/4
- Laredo Kid vs Jake Something: Jakes wins via Avalanche Something Bomb – **
- The Hardys vs Ohio Versus Frankenstein (Sami Callihan & PCO): Hardys win via Crouton Bomb – ***
Results:
Trent Seven vs Leon Slater
British on British violence! I just appreciate that Trent’s theme is a down tuned remix of Seven Nation Army.
A little back and forth until Slater hits a Reverse Gamengiri, Trent tries to climb back to the apron after the powder, eats a Shotgun Kick. Trent dodges the dive, and Suplexes Leon down the steps at Center Stage. I feel like Slater over sold the spot, but I suppose using your surroundings is always interesting. Leon slides in at 9.5, Trent gets a little cocky and Leon hits two Flash Cradles for near falls, as Trent is reeling from the quick pinfall attempts he eats another Shotgun Kick for a near fall. Trent sells to the corner, eats a Jumping Bootwash, Leon perches Trent, goes for possibly a Spanish Fly but Trent turns it into an Avalanche Flowsion for two!
Bop and Bang, 7 Star Lariat, Piledriver with flourish and…still a two. Birminghammer attempt but Slater flips out of it, Crucifix pinfall for two, Uppercut by Trent and Birminghammer is hit! But Slater…kicks…out? He sells a Suplex where he slides down steps like death, but eats huge signature and finishing moves and kicks out. The psychology in this match is non-existent. Trent does the Finger Break, Leon sells away, hits another Shotgun Kick and Trent powders. X Plex gets reversed into a DDT from Slater. Trent powders off the Ramp, Leon goes to the entrance way runs and jumps off the ramp, then hits the Swanton 450.
Completely stupid match with spots that make no sense. All sizzle no steak, so dumb my IQ dropped 5 points.
The Elegance Clique have a “Pre-Launch Championship Celebration”. Tom Hannifan hates it, the crowd hates it, and the Personal Concierge uncovers a cardboard cut out with a Knockouts Title around their waists…and they are size accurate. Heather is like a My Size Barbie. Ash gives a very cringey speech where she thanks everyone except Heather, the Concierge passes the mic to Heather, Spitfire interrupts of course, and at least Dani cuts the promo to start so it’s tolerable. Yeah this is painfully bad cringe, as much as I didn’t mind the Ash gimmick to start with, this is lame. The only thing saving the segment is the crowd is hot for the the Elegance Clique getting their stuff ruined. So it was lame, but the crowd was into it and Ash sold the destruction of cardboard cut outs like Spitfire just murdered her puppy.
.@PCOisNotHuman and @TheSamiCallihan take on The Hardys! If they win, they’ll secure their spot in the TNA World Tag Team Title match at #TNAGenesis!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/Dw7ITswQRG pic.twitter.com/fO9P2F5d9d
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) January 17, 2025
Well the first 40 minutes of this show are making me wish for a stroke instead of watching this. So hopefully it picks up somewhere.
Fir$t Cla$$ vs Maniac Marines (Eric Young & Steve Maclin)
KC flips out of two of EY’s Back Body Drops and does his “First Class” taunt, so EY just slaps him upside the head and tags in Maclin to start beating on Navarro. I do really like KC’s work. He’s like WWE Lio Rush, but likable and talented. Maclin is beating the hell out of KC though, Lariats him out, goes for the SCUD, but AJ low bridges so Maclin crashes to the outside, KC hits the Tope con Hilo with blind tag so AJ is now legal and they start working over Maclin in the corner. Tennessee Whiskey, and there does seem to be a few First Class fans in the crowd.
Navarro is back in for the 305, quick tags though to keep Maclin eating offense. Splash into Big Boot into Assisted Splash while AJ leans on Maclin literally. KC starts picking on kids in the crowd near Judd Normand, he shoves the actor, the actor shoves him back and AJ comes over to mad dog the actor. Maclin takes advantage of the distraction and drops AJ on the way back in with an Olympic Slam, tags in EY and EY comes out hot. KC tags in, EY levels KC and they start messing around in the corner, AJ tries to break it up but eats a Busaiku Knee from Maclin and then a SCUD. EY manages to throw KC off the turnbuckle and then hit the Macho Elbow for the win.
After the match Eddie, Lish and Brian Myers stand at the entrance way to send a message but not cause any real chaos.
Josh Alexander and his two bitch boys come out to cut a promo on Santana or something. I am about as interested in this as I am in Norwegian Dog Sledding. Josh trying to say Santana is too hurt to go at Genesis when we all know this was filmed the same time like a month ago. You really can’t do doofus attempts a story when you’re promoting the first live episode in nearly a decade or something for next week. At least the match should be good because this build is lame, the jabronis are useless, “Bald Ass Head” is the big insult…sheeeesh.
Laredo Kid vs Jake Something
Well…someone has to win this match, so there’s that.
Nothing special start until Jake comes off the ropes and runs over Laredo sending him flying over the ropes onto the ramp. Jake panders to the crowd, Laredo tries to get something going but Jake steps on his foot to stop any Lucha things, and mollywops him. Jake runs him corner to corner until Laredo moves, strings a few moves together, tries to fly and then gets knocked out of the sky with a Forearm. Only a two count for Jake, but Laredo is definitely doing his best impression of a pinata so far in the match. Laredo gets a desperation Satellite DDT, misses his big attempt, but Jake misses the Spear in the corner, La Magistral gets a 2, a few bad spots from Laredo where it looks like he missed a Satellite Facebuster and sloppy Essex or Canadian Destroyer. Laredo goes to the top, Jake bear paw slap, goes up top and Avalanche Something Bomb for the win.
The Hardys vs Ohio Versus Frankenstein (Sami Callihan & PCO)
Before the Hardys intro, the 23 thing flashes a few times again. So at least they didn’t forget that.
Sami starts with Jeff and gets in a few early shots and goads Jeff with Hardys taunts, then all four get in, throw hands and we go to commercial. We come back from commercial to Matt Delete Turnbuckling Sami, and then Poetry In Motion the classic way! A few quick tags, but Sami eventually knocks down Matt, tags in PCO, Matt’s moves aren’t very effective, Jeff throws himself in too and they get their asses beat by PCO. PCO tags in Sami, Sami slaps around Matt, drags his face across the ropes, tags PCO back in and uses PCO as a battering ram into Matt’s chest. PCO keeps Matt in their corner, tags back in Sami, some simple tandem work and a short 2 count for Sami. Sami calls PCO back in and they’re formulating a tag move, they try the Double Back Drop, but Matt turns it into a Double DDT instead.
Jeff tries to fight them both off, Sami grabs Jeff, PCO goes for the Lariat, malfunction at the junction, Whisper in the Wind mostly hits PCO so Jeff Splashes Sami. Twist of Hate, Twist of Fate, Swanton Bomb from Jeff and the Hardy Boys win!
Before the obligatory contract signing on the Go Home before a PPV, Jordynne walks over to the announce table with the contract for her match with Tessa. Says she’ll leave it with them so she can’t miss it, but hey, “if she doesn’t show up at Genesis it wouldn’t be the first time”. That’s funny.
Joe starts the promo saying he has to win, but its on him to take the title from Nic. There’s an intensity, so it’s not all cornball jokes and shenanigans. That’s kinda nice to start with. Nic takes the babyface angle of “you’re not wrong but I don’t think you’re ready yet kid”. Then he plays the JBL clip from Bound for Glory. Nic tries to use the video to clear his name because Ryan got attacked too. Joe is about to poke a hole in the defense but then Hollywood Abyss Mokuba shows up. “MY BROTHER SETO” Ryan interferes, Nic tries to stop the stupidity but Ryan plows through is about to eat a Standing Ovation but Nic Superkicks Joe to save Mokuba. Nic does stand there as the crowd chants “kick your brother”, but Nic doesn’t pull the trigger but you can tell he’s contemplating.
OH! Sexy Tessy shows up, signs the contract but Jordynne was waiting for her and leaves Tessa laying with a Grace Driver and solid intensity. Okay most of the show was kinda mid but the ending was pretty solid.
Overall Score: 6.25/10
As I said at the very end, most of this show was mid…or mediocre for the older crowd. Indie Spotfest Dumbassery to kick off the show, a few segments that made me question if I was tasting pennies, a decent match with First Class, the stalled push never relevant squad match between Jake and Laredo, and at least the main event match was fun.
The video packages always feel lackluster because the only people really watching TNA currently are hardcore fans. I never really see too many people pull the whole “whoa first TNA episode in 11 years and I decided on the random Go Home instead of the first live episode since 2015”. See, this is why logic matters in booking. WWE gets to have the mentality of “it could be someone’s first time watching it” every week because they the biggest show in town. The name alone will garner random views or transient lapsed fans if they get a whiff of something. However when it comes down to TNA, people are only surprised its still alive.
Even with many questionable hours it wasn’t terrible. It did fine…plus like I just said, there’s opportunity for more random eyes thanks to the WWE merger AND a live episode next week. So the Go Home format won’t change, but hopefully the exposure gives us more congruent storylines.
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