Coverage
Mitchell’s NJPW New Japan Cup Results & Report! (3/13/23)
The Empire… VS The Empire?

Will Darkness Fall on the United Empire?
While Jeff Cobb takes on EVIL, Will Ospreay must face fellow United Empire member, Mark Davis! Will Dunkzilla bow down to the Commonwealth Kingpin?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Ren Narita & Oskar Leube VS KENTA & Chase Owens; Kenta & Chase win.
- Tama Tonga & Shota Umino VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita; Tama & Shota win.
- Taichi & Taka Michinoku VS SHO & Yujiro Takahashi; Sho & Yujiro win.
- Six Man Tag: The United Empire VS Bullet Club; The United Empire wins.
- 10 Man Tag: Chaos VS Los Ingobernables de Japon; LIJ wins.
- New Japan Cup 2023, Second Round: Jeff Cobb VS EVIL; Evil wins and advances.
- New Japan Cup 2023, Second Round: Will Ospreay VS Mark Davis; Ospreay wins and advances.
PLAY BY PLAY
New Japan Cup 2023, Second Round: Jeff Cobb w/ The United Empire VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!
The Imperial Unit was given the first round bye thanks to the wild card lottery, so he is 100% healthy and ready for the King of Darkness! Will Cobb take Evil on a Tour of the Islands? Or will Cobb see that Everything is Evil?
The bell rings and fans rally up for Cobb. That annoys Evil but Cobb then tells Evil he’s gonna break him. Evil and Cobb circle, but then Evil points at the Empire at ringside, claiming they’re up to something. Kyle Fletcher backs off, but Dick grabs at Cobb’s foot! But Dick can’t trip Cobb, and Cobb drags Dick into the ring! Evil sucker punches Cobb! Evil headlocks, but Cobb powers up and out. Evil RAMS Cobb, but Cobb doesn’t budge! Fans fire up and Cobb smirks. Evil runs, RAMS Cobb again, but Cobb is solid! Cobb pretends he doesn’t even know what’s going on. Cobb dares Evil to try again, so Evil fires up.
But then Evil rakes the eyes! The ref reprimands, Evil runs, but Cobb runs him over! Fans fire up while Evil bails out, but Henare and Fletcher put him back in! Dick protests but the fans cheer as the House of Torture tastes their own medicine. Cobb ROCKS Evil, stalks him to a corner, then ROCKS him again! Cobb stands Evil up in the corner, whips him corner to corner hard, and Evil bounces off buckles to hit the mat! Cobb gets Dick to back off, and he brings Evil up. Cobb wrenches Evil’s arm, whips him corner to corner hard, and Evil again hits the mat! Fans rally as Cobb brings Evil up to suplex!
Fans are in awe as Cobb holds Evil up and carries him around! Then Cobb SLAMS Evil down, covers, TWO! Cobb turns Evil over to stomp him, but Dick gets on the apron. Cobb gets Dick with a made-ya-look, and then slingshots Dick into the ring! Cobb puts Dick on top of Evil, and he stands on them both! Fans fire up as Cobb surfs! The ref reprimands and Cobb “apologizes” as he steps off. Fans applaud and Evil begs for mercy. Evil apologizes and wants to shake hands. Cobb blocks the cheap shot! But then Evil rakes the eyes! Evil throws Cobb out, and RAMS him into the timekeeper’s area! Abe-san gets wiped out!
Young Lions hurry to help Abe-san but Dick removes the blue buckle pad! And Evil whips Cobb into other railing, then he gets chairs! Evil puts a chair on Cobb’s head, and hits a HOMERUN! Dick and Evil put one out, then Evil leaves Cobb behind. The Empire protests but the ref keeps them all back. Evil wants the ring count so the ref starts the count. Fletcher and Henare coach Cobb up, Cobb sits up at 7 but ends up peeling the apron skirt off as he falls over. Fans rally, the count is 13 but Cobb slides in at 14! Evil CHOKES Cobb with the House of Torture shirt! Evil throws it away before the ref sees it but that’s still shady.
Evil stomps Cobb, stomps the leg, then drops an elbow on it! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up for the “big power” and Cobb sits up. Evil gives Cobb mocking kicks, then he avoids the body shots. Evil taunts Cobb but Cobb JABS! And forearms! And ROCKS Evil! Evil kicks but Cobb blocks it! Cobb copies Evil’s favorite play by giving the foot to the ref! Then Cobb SUPERKICKS Evil down! Fans fire up and Cobb sits up. Cobb crawls to ropes, stands up, and he runs in to CLOBBER Evil! And again! Evil swings, misses, and Cobb DROPKICKS! Fans fire up and Cobb drags Evil up again. Cobb scoops and runs Evil into a corner! Then OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! Cover, TWO!
Fans fire up more as Cobb keeps his focus. Cobb drags Evil up, whips him to a corner, then runs in, but Evil dodges. Evil kicks Cobb low, reels him in, but Cobb fights the fisherman! Evil throws body shots, whips Cobb, but Cobb stops himself. Dick swipes at Cobb, and Evil runs in to clothesline Cobb into the buckles! Then FISHERMAN BUSTER! Evil crawls to the cover, TWO!! Fans fire back up as both men are down. Evil sits up and scowls as he drags Cobb up. Evil fireman’s carries and that’s impressive in itself! DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO!! Evil is furious but the fans fire up! The Empire coach Cobb but Evil grits his teeth.
Evil slashes his throat and vows to end this. Evil drags Cobb up, spins him around, EVERYTHING- NO, Cobb blocks! Cobb throws elbows, Evil throws a knee! Evil whips but Cobb reverses, and Evil hits bare buckles! Evil staggers into the ATHLETIC PLEX! Fans rally up as Evil writhes and Cobb rises. Cobb watches Evil go to a corner, then runs in, to BACK ELBOW! Cobb fireman’s carries Evil, puts him up top, and he CLUBS away on Evil’s back. The ref reprimands but Cobb climbs up! Fans fire up as Cobb gut wrenches Evil up, SUPER GUT WRENCH PLEX!! Fans fire up while both men are down again! Cobb crawls to a cover, TWO!!
Evil survives but Cobb is too sore to be upset. Cobb grits his teeth, sits back up, and he watches Evil rise. Cobb aims from the corner, he runs in, but Evil uses the ref as a shield! Evil kicks low, suplexes, but Cobb is too heavy for the ref to hold up! The ref falls over but DICK gets in! Dick and Evil try, but Cobb fights that off! And then Cobb puts Evil on Dick to hit MAGIC KILLER!! Cover, TWO!!! GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT!! Cover, TWO!?!? Evil survives a heavy combo and fans are thunderous! But Cobb is having fun now! Cobb drags Evil up, ripcords, TOUR OF- NO, Evil slips free! EVERYTHING- NO! Cobb slips around to waistlock!
Evil grabs at the ref! Cobb tries to lift Evil but the ref is enough of an anchor to stop that! But the ref turns around to SLAP Evil!! GERMAN SUPLEX!! Fans are thunderous as the ref tells Evil off! Cobb drags Evil up, whips him to ropes, but Dick holds Evil! Cobb runs in, but into a BOOT! Fans boo as Evil distracts the ref and Dick uses his SPOILER CHOKER! But Fletcher goes after Dick! Evil runs in at Cobb, clinches, but Cobb slips free! So Evil grabs the ref again! Evil ELBOWS Cobb, dodges Cobb, and Cobb almost hits the ref! Evil shoves Cobb INTO the ref! Evil RAKES Cobb’s eyes, and Dick has the choker!
Fletcher and Henare both grab Dick this time! Fans fire up as they carry Dick all the way up the ramp! But Evil grabs something from under the ring! Sho and Yujiro show up, they beat up on Fletcher and Henare! The full House is here! Evil sneaks around, more refs run out to stop this but they get beat up, too! Evil HANDCUFFS Khan?! Fans boo as the House has trumped the Empire! Cobb is all alone now! Fans rally for Cobb as the House flanks him, and Cobb says they’re just four bodies! He fires off hands, Dick hops on, but Cobb still ROCKS Yujiro, Sho and Evil! Evil mule kicks low, and the House starts stomping away!
Fans boo as the House puts four out on Cobb. They drag Cobb up, CLAW at his face, then double whip. But Cobb reverses to send Sho and Yujiro into each other! DOUBLE- LOW BLOW from Dick! WRENCH SHOT from Sho! PIMP CANE SHOT from Yujiro! Fans boo but Evil drags the main ref back into this. Evil then drags Cobb up, reels him in, EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Cover, Evil wins!
Winner: Evil, by pinfall (advances to the third round)
The House of Torture used everything in their bag of tricks, every pawn on the board, because that is what it takes to stop the Imperial Unit! But will anyone be able to stop the King of Darkness from winning the cup again?
New Japan Cup 2023, Second Round: Will Ospreay VS Mark Davis!
The United Empire’s momentum has hit a wall, and they were just cheated by the House of Torture! Will the Commonwealth Kingpin and Dunkzilla be able to focus on this fight after all that? Will the Empire still be standing now that two of their own must face each other?
The bell rings and fans rally for Ospreay. Ospreay and Davis shake hands and fans applaud the sportsmanship. The two circle, feel things out, and Ospreay gives a testing kick. Davis stays up, Ospreay gives more kicks, and they feel things out. Ospreay wrenches, wristlocks, kicks, but Davis wrenches back. Ospreay rolls free and fans applaud. Davis and Ospreay reset, knuckle lock, and they go shoulder to shoulder. Davis pushes Ospreay back fast! Ospreay bridges, fights his way back up, and then rolls back to reverse the pressure on the knuckle locks. Davis turns things around and throws Ospreay up and over!
Ospreay KICKS Davis in the leg! But Davis headlocks for a THROW! They tie up again, Davis puts Ospreay on the ropes, and Red Shoes calls the break. Davis lets off and fans applaud the sportsmanship. The two shake hands again and fans applaud. The two tie up again, Ospreay headlocks, but Davis powers up. Ospreay thrashes the hold, but Davis powers up again, Ospreay holds tight! Davis throws body shots, powers out this time, and they RAM shoulders. Fans applaud as neither falls. Davis eggs Ospreay on, Ospreay runs and RAMS Davis, but Davis stays up. Ospreay tries again, but Davis CHOPS him!
Ospreay snarls and CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Davis swings but Ospreay ducks to CHOP again! Davis winds back but Ospreay ducks, only for it to be a feint! Ospreay stands up into the CHOP! Fans fire up and Davis brings Ospreay up. Davis whips, Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges and RANAS, but Davis blocks it! Davis THROWS Ospreay down, then runs to clothesline Ospreay up and out! Fans fire up, Davis goes out and Fletcher is back. Fletcher stays out of the way, Davis brings Ospreay up and whips him at railing. Ospreay jumps over, ROCKS Davis, then springboards, but Davis catches him! Trophy lift for a SNAKE EYES!
Davis puts Ospreay in, KNEES and CLUBS Ospreay on the apron, then KNEES and CLUBS him again! Fans hoot with Davis as he gets space. Davis runs to KNEE Ospreay off the apron! Davis then pulls the padding up! Davis puts it over Ospreay to then SENTON! Ospreay fights out of the padding but Davis goes into the snow. Fans rally up while Fletcher coaches Ospreay. Ospreay gasps as he sits up and the ring count climbs. Ospreay stands at 10, slides in the ring, and fans applaud. Davis stands on Ospreay’s head, but lets off as Red Shoes reprimands. Davis drags Ospreay up, scoops him, and SLAMS him! Kneeling cover, TWO!
Davis clamps onto Ospreay’s arm and grinds the shoulder. Ospreay endures, the fans rally up, and Ospreay fights up. Ospreay fires forearms, but Davis scoops and SLAMS him, to SENTON again! Davis clamps onto the arm again and grinds the shoulder some more. Ospreay endures, crawls forward, and gets the ROPEBREAK! Davis lets off, stands Ospreay up, but Ospreay ROCKS Davis! Davis CHOPS in return! Ospreay goes to a corner, he ROCKS Davis with a forearm, but Davis CHOPS him again! Davis eggs Ospreay on, CHOPS him again, and again, and again! Fans rally, Davis grinds his forearm into Ospreay’s face, but Ospreay gets a leg!
Davis ROCKS Ospreay, but Ospreay avoids the chop. Davis avoids the elbow to CHOP LARIAT COMBO! Davis then suplexes but Ospreay slips free to waistlock. Davis elbows free, runs, but into the Tiger Wall Kick, and ENZIGURI! Ospreay whips, Davis reverses but Ospreay handsprings and NEURALIZER! Both men are down and fans fire up! Ospreay rolls out to the apron, springboards in, and PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Ospreay clutches his shoulder, stretches it out, and he brings Davis up. Davis resists the lift! Ospreay gives Davis a Kawada Kick, then a CHOP! But Davis back drops Ospreay away! But Ospreay KICKS Davis in the leg!
Ospreay grabs that leg, and the other, steps through, but Davis kicks him away. Ospreay comes back, into a CHOP! Davis wrenches but Ospreay elbows him back. Davis kicks, Ospreay blocks, KICKS the leg, then DRAGON SCREWS it! Ospreay keeps hold of the leg to step through, FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK! Fans fire up while Davis endures! Davis pries at the hold but Ospreay puts on more pressure. Davis drags himself and Ospreay over to the ropes! ROPEBREAK! Fans fire up while Ospreay lets Davis free. Ospreay stomps the bad leg, CLUBS Davis’ neck, then whips him, only for Davis to block.
Ospreay kicks and CHOPS, then he puts the leg on ropes! Ospreay fires off forearms, runs side to side, and he dropkicks the bad leg! Davis falls over, clutching the leg, but Ospreay drags Davis up. Ospreay wrenches, grabs the leg, SHINBREAKER! Ospreay steps through again to FIGURE FOUR!! Davis endures, but he powers it over onto Ospreay! Fans fire up as Ospreay now endures! Ospreay reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Davis lets go, Ospreay crawls to the apron, but Davis hobbles over. Davis brings Ospreay up, but Ospreay HOTSHOTS him! Ospreay brings the leg through ropes, but Davis ROCKS Ospreay!
Ospreay GAMANGIRIS! Ospreay springboards, but Davis catches him again! Davis trips Ospreay up and Ospreay lands on his kingpin! Ospreay is stuck on the top rope, Davis runs side to side to TRIANGLE JUMP FOREARM! Fans fire up again and Davis crawls back to Ospreay. Fletcher cheers Davis but Henare coaches Ospreay. Davis puts Ospreay up top, climbs right up after him, and Davis SUPERPLEXES!! Both men are down and fans rally, Davis crawls to the cover, TWO!! Ospreay is still in this but Davis drags him back up. Davis wrenches and torture racks but Ospreay slips free. Davis ROCKS Ospreay!
Davis ROCKS Ospreay again, and Ospreay drops to a knee! Davis eggs Ospreay on and Ospreay ROCKS Davis back! Davis ROCKS Ospreay again! The forearms keep going back and forth, but Davis ROCKS Ospreay and Ospreay wobbles! Ospreay snarls, he ROCKS Davis but Davis ROCKS him again! Ospreay now KICKS! Davis still throws forearms but Ospreay kicks! Davis gets the edge and he DECKS Ospreay! But Ospreay roars and stands up to KICK, KICK and KICK! Fans fire up, Ospreay runs to KICK Davis’ leg out! Ospreay storms up on Davis, brings him up, but Davis swings! Ospreay blocks, ROCKS and ROLLING ELBOWS!
Ospreay runs, LARIATS, but Davis stays up! Ospreay runs to LARIAT again, but Davis just roars! SUPERKICK! LARIAT!! Davis falls and fans fire up again! Ospreay rolls his way back to the apron and climbs a corner. BLINDSIDE CHEERIO! Davis falls but Ospreay isn’t done! Ospreay prepares his arm, runs in, but into a LARIAT from Davis!! Fans rally up again while both men are down. Davis drags Ospreay up, but Ospreay blocks the lariat! Davis blocks the superkick to DECK Ospreay! Then Davis deadlifts Ospreay into the torture rack, but Ospreay slips off into a CRUCIFIX DRIVER! TWO!!
Ospreay hurries, springboards, OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!?! Davis survives and fans are thunderous! Ospreay roars, he prepares the arm again, but Davis ducks the Hidden Blade! Ospreay blocks Davis’ haymaker, mule kicks, then blocks the discus to HOOK KICK! Ospreay roars but Davis ENZIGURIS him down! Fans are thunderous again as Ospreay and Davis go to opposite corners. Davis stands, he runs in, and he CLOBBERS Ospreay in the corner! Davis then drags Ospreay up the corner, and reels him in! Ospreay fights free to GAMANGIRI! Davis wobbles up top, Ospreay climbs up after him.
Fans fire up as Ospreay stands Davis up, but Davis HEADBUTTS Ospreay! TOP ROPE LARIAT!! Both men hit the mat but Davis stands up! Off comes the elbow pad! Davis runs and runs and LARIATS Ospreay inside-out!! Cover, TWO!?!? Fans are thunderous again as Davis drags Ospreay up. But Ospreay SLAPS away from all sides! Davis just CHOPS Ospreay back down! Davis gets the ankles, Close Your Eyes and Count to F@#$!!! Cover, TWO!?!?!? Ospreay survives and no one can believe it! Davis just pounds the mat and fires himself back up. Davis runs side to side to SLIDING FOREARM Ospreay in the corner!
And then a wrench and a torture rack, but Ospreay slips off! Underhooks, but Davis powers Ospreay up and over! BACK DROP BRIDGE! TWO!! Davis swings, Ospreay spins him, underhooks and lift, STORM DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!!! Davis fires up, roars, but then he drops to a knee! HIDDEN BLADE!!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!
Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall (advances to the third round)
Dunkzilla’s body couldn’t keep up with his fighting spirit, and the Aerial Assassin takes him out! But now, that means Ospreay will be facing Evil in the next round! Will the King of Darkness soon pay for what he did here tonight?
As for Ospreay, he finally realizes Khan’s cuffed to the railing from last time. He has no answers, though, so he tells Khan to wait there. Ospreay gets the mic and fans cheer. Ospreay waits for them to calm down, and then he says, “EHIME~!” Fans cheer the shoutout, and Ospreay asks in Japanese, “Everyone, did you enjoy tonight?” They cheer because they did. “One more time, one more time. Did you enjoy tonight?” The fans cheer again and Ospreay says, “Awesome, awesome. Mark Davis, amazing pro-wrestler, huh?” The fans cheer because that’s also true. “Mark Davis, thank you so much!”
Ospreay also says that the United Empire is the most powerful faction in NJPW today! “But, but… We must win the New Japan Cup. And who is gonna win the New Japan Cup? OSPREAY WILL!” Fans cheer in agreement there. “Next up, Evil! SHOPPAI! (SALTY!) House of Torture! SHOPPAI!! Ospreay will take down Evil!” Fans love hearing that! “Because my name is WILL! OSPREAY! And I am on! Another! Level!!” Mic drop from the Commonwealth Kingpin, and everyone puts the crowns up. Will Ospreay be the one to tear down the House in the quarterfinals?
My Thoughts:
What a four day stretch of the New Japan Cup from Friday to now. And this fourth day was a great one, just like the others. Cobb VS Evil being overbooked should’ve been expected since we’re talking the House of Torture, but at the same time, it had to happen. We can’t have United Empire VS United Empire twice, so Cobb had to fall, and being cheated that hard was the best way to do it. It protects Cobb, it puts heat on Evil, and adds to the motivation for Ospreay beating him next round. Ospreay and Davis had a great match, and Davis looked awesome even in losing, but between the two, of course Ospreay wins.
The quarterfinals on this side of the bracket looks awesome. Ospreay VS Evil, Naito VS Sanada, I feel like each of those could go either way. Naito is more likely than Sanada, and Ospreay is more likely than Evil, but we just saw the House really pull out all the stops. They could do that again to screw Ospreay and then we get Naito VS Evil, a rematch from the 2020 New Japan Cup Finals, something that’d be really strong for Naito’s story of building back to the top.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Will Dax & Cash learn to Fear The Red Death?
FTR put the blame on Daniel Garcia for how things went down between them, but now Garcia plans on taking one of the Top Guys out!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- “Speedball” Mike Bailey VS Dralistico; wins.
- Willow Nightingale VS Kris Statlander; wins.
- Konosuke Takeshita & Josh Alexander VS The Dark Order; win(s).
- 8 Man Tag: The Don Callis Family VS The Outrunners, Bandido & AR Fox; win(s).
- Anthony Bowens w/ Billy Gunn VS Lee Johnson w/ Blake Christian; wins.
- Daniel Garcia VS Dax Harwood w/ Cash Wheeler & Stokely Hathaway; wins.
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The Prime Minister of Evolve has calls a town hall!
Stevie Turner wanted to say something last week on Evolve, but now she’ll have the proper time to tell us all what she has planned for the future!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Wendy Choo VS Summer Sorrell; Wendy wins.
- Jackson Drake w/ The Vanity Project VS Drako Knox; Drake wins.
- Nikkita Lyons VS Kendal Grey; Lyons wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Stevie Turner is in the ring.
With the entire Evolve roster at ringside, the Evolve “Prime Minister” stands behind a table with two items under purple velvet. Stevie welcomes us to the show, and says they are going to kick the night off with her monumental announcement that’ll change the landscape of Evolve forever. “For over two months, on Tubi and YouTube, these men and women have been fighting to showcase their skill in the hopes that one day, they will make it to NXT!” The fans cheer that! “Now in addition to those big NXT dreams, the women of Evolve will be fighting to become… the Evolve Women’s Champion” REVEAL of the belt and its white strap!
The fans cheer and Stevie continues. “In just three weeks, the Evolve Women’s Champion will be determined in a Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match. When I became Evolve Prime Minister, I asked all of these competitors to step up and impress me. And impress me they have! But three women in particular have really stood out to me. And those women are… Kali Armstrong! Kendal Grey! And Wendy Choo!” The fans cheer each name as they get fired up ringside. Stevie promises that even if she didn’t say their name, all the other women of Evolve still have a chance. There’s one spot open in that Fatal 4 Way, and it’s time to step up and take it!
Stevie then says, “And now for the men.” REVEAL of the THE Evolve Championship and its black strap! The men’s champion will be crowned in four week’s time. The men in that Fatal 4 Way Elimination Match will be… Sean Legacy! Keanu Carver gets upset that he wasn’t named first, and then It’s Gal gets mad. Only for Harlem Lewis to YANK the guy off the apron and storm into the ring, same as Keanu! These two titans want their spot, and Stevie tells them to calm down. But Vanity Project jumps in! Keanu & Harlem easily toss Jackson Drake & Swipe Right out, but then here comes Gallus! Now a real brawl is on!
The fans fire up as Harlem & Keanu take on Wolfgang, Markus & Joseph 3v2! Stevie wants this to stop, but it spills out of the ring! Refs rush out and the other Evolve stars help out, this brawl moves on to the back! Kali and Kendal then get in the ring to admire the Evolve Women’s Championship, only to then push each other! They brawl now, and the other ladies of Evolve hurry to stop this! Kali CHOP BLOCKS Kendal!! The fans boo that cheap shot, Stevie reprimands Kali, and now Kendal has to prepare for a match with a bad leg! Will she be easy pickings for #BigKatKita, Nikkita Lyons?
Backstage interview with Summer Sorrell.
Chuey Martinez is with the debuting star, and asks her how she feels drawing Wendy Choo as her first opponent here. Summer admits, she’s very nervous. This is the biggest dream come true, but facing Wendy right out the gate is a nightmare. Make no mistake, Summer is scared. But she uses fear as fuel to push and motivate her. When she gets in there, she’ll heat things up. It’s Summer Time, and these Summer nights will get you ready for a fight! Will Summer have a bright future? Or will Wendy make it a very dark one?
Nikkita Lyons meets with Stevie Turner in her office.
Lyons asks who Kendal thinks she is clapping back like that on socials. That is crazy! Stevie says yes, she’s seen the posts, and- Lyons says if Kendal thinks she can hang with “Nikkita Multimedia,” then Lyons is ready to pounce. Stevie says Kendal has been on a roll here in Evolve, which is why Lyons and Kendal are in the main event. Zayda Steel walks in, makes nice with Lyons, and says Lyons will handle Kendal just like her boy, Jackson Drake, will handle that… uh, Drako Knox! Stevie, that town hall meeting, that fourth spot in the Fatal 4 to crown THE Evolve Women’s Champion? Look no further! Just put Zayda right in!
Stevie says Zayda can’t just talk her way into the match. Uh, but she’s the Real Deal! They all know that! And Vanity Project runs Evolve. So let’s be real, when you think of Evolve, you think of Real Deal Zayda Steel! Stevie says no, Zayda still has to earn her way into it. Lyons says hold on, though. She sees Zayda has heart and guts. Maybe Big Kat Kita and the Vanity Project can collab. Zayda loves that. They head out together and Stevie asks for her minute back. Will the Real Deal understand she has to prove herself worthy instead of just thinking she’s worthy?
Wendy Choo VS Summer Sorrell!
The sleepy psycho made Kylie Rae take another Dirt Nap, and now she’s headed into the Women’s Evolve Championship match. But will the “Gatekeeper of Evolve” put Summer to sleep? Or will Summer turn up the heat and keep Wendy up all night?
The bell rings and the fans rally. Wendy and Summer step up, and then Summer cartwheels to dodge! Wendy isn’t amused and she runs up on Summer. Summer gest around to waistlock, but Wendy elbows free! Wendy Alabama Lifts, Summer sunset flips, TWO! Summer headlocks, Wendy powers up and out, and the two RAM shoulders! Wendy wags her finger, but Summer runs. Wendy follows to run Summer over! Wendy smiles, runs, but Summer drops down, hurdles over, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Wendy RAMS Summer into a corner! Wendy RAMS her again and again but the ref counts.
Wendy backs off, then UPPERCUTS Summer! Wendy snapmares Summer, then hits a NECK TWIST! Summer writhes and flounders away, but Wendy grins. Wendy creeps up and creeps Summer out! Summer goes up and over, but Wendy ELBOWS her down! Wendy drags Summer up, and THROWS her across the wing! Wendy storms up in the corner, ROCKS Summer, then runs up. Summer BOOTS Wendy, goes up, and FLYING SUNSET FLIPS! But Wendy rolls through to BOOT Summer in the face! Wendy drags Summer up, hammerlocks, and PEPSI TWISTS! Wendy isn’t done, time for a DIRT NAP!! Summer TAPS, Wendy wins!
Winner: Wendy Choo, by submission
Still undefeated, still unnerving, and still unkind! But before Wendy can doodle on Summer’s face, here comes Kylie! Kylie runs in and fires off hands! But Wendy slips around, DIRT- NO, Kylie snapmares free! SUPERKICK! Wendy runs for it now! The Kylie RAGE is burning, will she give Wendy a wakeup call?
A car pulls up.
It parks, and out steps… Lexis King! The Drama King is here, but what business could he have with Evolve?
Lexis King heads to the ring!
The fans cheer as the former Heritage Cup Champion grabs a mic and says, “Ladies and gentlemen, The King has finally arrived in WWE Evolve. And I do say finally, because once upon a time, The King was just so eager to debut for Evolve. Back before I was such a big star, of course. Evolve was the place to be. Evolve is where everyone wanted to work, because Evolve is a portal to NXT. Alright, Evolve is a new place where new things are happening. Fresh faces are coming in, spotlights are being shined on new talent. And let’s face it, nobody knows more about spotlight than Lexis King.” The fans are bit torn there.
Lexis says he loves it, he lives for it, and he thrives in it. That’s why he’s here and now. He wants a taste of that spotlight! That’s why he is standing here a living, breathing superstar! The KING of NXT! “And to all the men and women in that locker room, let me just inform you that I’m the portal now. Nobody comes and goes from my NXT Kingdom without MY say.” But wait! Here comes Sean Legacy! The fans cheer as “Super Sean” has a mic to tell Lexis, “Welcome to Evolve! Now, I was gonna let you ramble on and on and on, because I just know you love hearing yourself speak. But there was one thing that didn’t sit right to me.
“You may be the King of NXT, but that doesn’t let you decide who’s a superstar and who isn’t; the WWE Universe does.” The fans cheer, but Lexis tells Sean and the fans to simmer down. Sean “thanks” Lexis for gracing us with his presence. But if Lexis thinks Sean’s gonna sit back there and let Lexis disrespect the men and women putting in all the hard work to make it to NXT… Oh, so is Sean the guy? He’s the big cheese around here? The locker room leader superhero? Tell him more! The fans cheer on “LEGACY! LEGACY!” but Lexis says okay, shut up. Sean says there’s nothing special, he’s just being himself. One fans says Sean can jump pretty high and Sean admits that’s true.
But Sean’s just some kid from Augusta, Georgia. He is someone that has been told countless times that he wouldn’t be standing in a WWE ring. He has paid his due, made the trips, done the sleepless nights and the 16 HOUR car drives for a $20 bill and a handshake. Hell, he’s still doing it cuz he loves this! He’ll be damned if someone like Lexis talks down to him when he’s busting his ass to get to NXT! When an NXT superstar comes out here and cuts down this place, a place that is giving Sean the opportunity of a lifetime, Sean will stand up for that one. Oh, he’ll stand up and defend everyone in the back?
Then Lexis dares him to stand up and defend something in this ring next week, against Lexis. It’ll be the biggest night of Sean’s life. Lexis offers a handshake, Sean takes it, and the fans cheer. Sean then tells Lexis, “That sounds super.” But then Lexis pulls Sean in close to tell him, “You have a long way to go to becoming a king.” Next week, Lexis and Legacy go 1v1, but will conquering Evolve be the King’s next crowning achievement?
Kendal Grey gets checked by medical.
She swears she’s okay, but Carlee Bright is very worried. How could Kali do that to Kendal? Doc, please say Kendal’s okay to compete. Kendal says she is, seriously! Nothing and no one is going to stop her. Carlee wants to have Kendal’s back but Kendal says no, she wants to do this alone. Kendal hobbles off and Carlee tells the ref that “her bestie” is tough. But will this bravado only get Kendal taken out of the Fatal 4 Way? Or can Kendal step into Lyons’ den and come out the conquering hero?
Keanu Carver is hunting Gallus!
He won’t let things just go down like that! Where them boys at? Stevie has him stop, and she says Gallus already left. Then he’ll just track them boys down! Harlem Lewis storms in, he wants Gallus, but Stevie repeats Gallus left. Harlem says Gallus are “big bad Irishmen when security’s around.” Harlem will go find them himself. Keanu says hold up, no he’s not. Keanu handles them first. Stevie has them stop arguing. They want a crack at Gallus, they’ll get one next week. But in a tag match. Harlem and Keanu don’t like that, but Stevie says if they want Gallus that bad, then they will. Stevie heads off, Keanu tells Harlem to stay in his lane but Harlem tells Keanu to mind his business.
We’re getting another “Can they or won’t they?” with the two alpha males of Evolve, but will it still be Gallus Boys on Top?
Jackson Drake w/ The Vanity Project VS Drako Knox!
Speaking of grudges, this one has been a long time coming. The Vanity Project mocked the Hard Knox & Cowboy Tate after they lost, and considering Tate is out with injury, that was just salt in the wound. Will Knox knock Drake down a peg? Or will the Carolina Reaper be too spicy for Knox to handle?
The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Knox puts Drake in a corner, but Drake turns things around. The ref counts, Drake lets off at 4, but Knox seethes. Drake talks trash, but Knox DECKS him! Knox then headlocks, grinds Drake down, but Drake fights up and out. Knox runs Drake over! The fans fire up as Knox headlocks again, but Drake powers up and out. Knox ducks ‘n’ dodges, Drake trips him up, and the fans boo. Drake runs in at the corner, but Knox dodges! Drake BOOTS Knox away, goes up, and leaps, but into a clinch! EXPLODER! The fans fire up for the #RedBone, and then Knox LARIATS in the corner!
Knox whips, Drake hurdles over, then he slips around to throw Knox down by his durag! The fans boo but Drake ELBOWS Knox down! Cover, TWO! The fans boo but Vanity Project hypes up their guy. Drake ROCKS Knox, CLUBS him, but the fans taunt him as “Jackson Jackass!” Drake clamps on with a chinlock but Knox endures. The fans rally but Drake pulls back on the hold. Knox fights around, the fans rally behind him, and Knox fires body shots! Knox arm-drags Drake away, then BACKDROPS him on the return! The fans fire up and Knox runs up to DECK Drake! And CLOBBER him! And then scoop and SLAM!
The fans fire up and Knox slips around Drake for a facelock. Drake wrenches out and whips, but Knox reverses and sends in the KITCHEN SINK KNEE! The fans fire up as Knox keeps moving, SLIDING LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Drake toughs it out but Knox gets mad now. Knox clamps onto Drake, but Drake fights the back suplex! Drake wrenches and clinches, FLATLINER! The fans boo but Drake goes to a corner. Drake runs up, but Knox trips him up! Knox runs, SLIDING- NO, Drake ducks it to hit a ghost pin, TWO! Drake kips up, ENZIGIRIS, and Vanity Project cheers! Drake runs, handsprings, but Knox catches him to the RED THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO!
Drake flounders to the apron but Knox is on him! Knox stands Drake up, only for Drake to HOTSHOT! Drake rushes in, only for Knox to LARIAT him inside-out! Knox scoops again, but Drake pulls the ears! Drake CLUBS Knox, the ref reprimands, but Drake handsprings! LETHAL IN-JACKSON!! Drake aims from a corner, runs back in, UNALIVING!! Cover, Drake wins!
Winner: Jackson Drake, by pinfall
The fans may not like it, but at least Drake won without help from his friends. With three spots still open in the Men’s Evolve Championship Fatal 4 Way, will the Carolina Reaper look to spice things up?
Backstage interview with Javier Bernal.
Chuey is now with Big Body Javi, who per the shirt is feeling a bit more emo right now. But Chuey asks how he is and Javi says he’s good. But to address the elephant in the room, this new look. It is definitely a different look than we’re used to. But Javi was on the shelf for eight MONTHS. And every day, he wondered if he’d ever be able to do what he loves again. And as he was making his way back, he heard about Evolve and thought, “That is an excellent opportunity for me to hit the ground running.” So while he hit the ground running, he realized he isn’t “Big Body Javi” anymore. Then who is he now?
Javi says to really understand Javi, we have to see that maybe he was never really “Big Body Javi.” You ever been to metalcore concerts? Javi went, listened to the music, felt the energy of the crowd, even screamed out loud. For a moment, he thought he’d be judged. But then he heard everyone else scream back and all the anxiety just washed away. In that moment, Javi felt genuine. That version of Javi is what he’ll bring to Evolve. He finally feels comfortable in his own skin, and that’s a blessing. But then It’s Gal walks in and says, “Oh, boo hoo, what a cute story, right? Well too bad nobody cares!
“Nobody cares about this version of Javi or any version of Javi, for that matter. You should’ve been interviewing the Real-Life Action Figure, It’s Gal! It’s Gal, it’s Gal, it’s Gal!” Gal leaves laughing, and Javi says he just found his next opponent. Will Javi show he’s finally free by winning big? Or will Gal be laughing all the way to the bank?
Lexis King crosses paths with The Vanity Project.
Brad Baylor unironically says, “What up, King?” Ricky Smokes compliments the beard as “extra crispy,” and says ladies must love the King. Lexis says they are correct. And speaking of crispy, Swipe Right looked real crispy against Fraxiom. And Jackson did great tonight. Drake is honored to have a fan in The King. The Project was just talking about how great it’ll be watching King knock Legacy off his pedestal. Lexis thanks them for that, and Bryce says if he needs anything from them, just let them know. Zayda says he can even slide into the DMs. Say less, darling. Lexis will see them around. He heads out, will Vanity Project become the King’s court?
Nikkita Lyons VS Kendal Grey!
#BigKatKita is back on the prowl, looking to pounce on fresh meat before they evolve and are too much to handle. However, Kali Armstrong may have done all the hard work for her tonight, given she chopped Kendal out at the legs. Will #GrapplerGrey still be undefeated? Or will Stevie Turner have to rethink her plans for the Women’s Evolve Championship?
The big fight introductions are given, and Lyons shows off that she can still use both legs. The bell rings and the two circle. Lyons KICKS and Kendal is already hobbling! Lyons KICKS again, but then Kendal ducks the spin kick! Kendal goes for a leg but Lyons picks her up! Kendal slips fere but the bad leg jams! Kendal still ELBOWS Lyons away, but then runs into a scoop! Kendal slips free, Lyons bucks the O’Conner, and Lyons CLOBBERS Kendal! Lyons bumps Kendal off buckles, CHOPS her, and then talks trash. Lyons swings again but Kendal dodges to CHOP! Kendal hobbles, whips, but Lyons reverses.
Kendal reverses, trips Lyons up, and basement DROPKICKS! Lyons bails out, Kendal hobbles again, and Kendal slides, only for Lyons to block! Lyons SLAMS the bad leg on the apron, spins Kendal around, and ROCKS her with a right! Lyons goes to the apron, does a standing splits into the #YamSlam on the apron! Kendal sputters and Lyons stalks her. Lyons drags Kendal from the ropes, turns her over, and SMASHES that bad leg on the mat! The fans boo and Kendal writhes, but Lyons puts her in a corner. Lyons wraps the bad leg around the ropes and pulls! The ref counts, Lyons stops, but then she ROCKS Kendal!
Lyons puts the leg back in the ropes, ROCKS Kendal again, and then STOMPS the leg down! The fans are torn while Kendal crawls away. Lyons clamps onto the leg and she works to turn Kendal! Kendal fights the turn, kicks from below, and Lyons staggers back. Lyons comes back with the HEEL KICK! Cover, TWO! Kendal stays in this but Lyons KICKS away on the bad leg, and YANKS it! Lyons drags Kendal up, has the bad leg, and SHIN BREAKERS! Kendal falls, Lyons puts the bad foot on the ropes, then HIP DROPS the knee! The fans are torn but Lyons twerks before she YANKS the bad leg again.
Lyons SMASHES the bad knee off the mat again, then looms over Kendal. Lyons stands Kendal up to SHIN- NO, Kendal sunset flips! TWO and Kendal kicks. Lyons blocks, ducks the enzigiri, and lifts the leg again! But Kendal uses that to stand up and ROCK Lyons with forearms and CHOPS! The fans fire up as Kendal DROP- NO, Lyons blocks the dropkick to CATAPULT Kendal, into the HALF CRAB! Lyons sits deep on the leg as she pulls way back! Kendal still endures, fights forward, and reaches out to the ROPEBREAK! Lyons lets go at 4 and looms over Kendal again. Lyons drags Kendal from the ropes, runs, but Kendal avoids the splash!
Kendal and Lyons rise, and Kendal fires body shots! Then SLAP, CHOP, and repeat! Lyons blocks a shot, KICKS low, then winds up, but into an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN!! Lyons clasps hands but Kendal pulls on the grip! Lyons stacks Kendal, deadlifts her, but Kendal lets go to KNEE low! Kendal hops on for a SLEEPER! The fans fire up as Lyons flails! Lyons RAMS Kendal into the corner, then runs up. Kendal KNEES Lyons, goes up, and FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES! Kendal has to crawl to the cover, TWO! Lyons survives, Kendal hobbles up, but she ducks Lyons’ roundhouse! Kendal goes up the corner, but her leg gives out!
Kendal falls into the drop zone, Lyons says she’s an idiot. Lyons steps on Kendal, goes up and up, VADER BOMB! Cover, Lyons wins!
Winner: Nikkita Lyons, by pinfall
Kendal may have had one good leg but she had a lot of heart. Even so, Lyons at 100% was too much, and now Lyons has her first win in Evolve! But then Kali rushes out here to pick the bones! She stomps the bad leg, drives it down with DDT after DDT, then she puts on a STRETCH MUFFLER!! The refs rush out here, Kali drops Kendal, and now Kendal’s spot in the Fatal 4 Way really is in jeopardy! Is this how the Ironwoman of Inglewood intends to inspire the next generation? By ending Kendal’s future before it can begin?
My Thoughts:
A great Evolve here, but rather bittersweet given some of the cuts that happened before this episode could air. It’s a real shame that Gallus was cut, I can’t really be sure why they never got to go very far. And instead of their tag match with Harlem & Keanu being this week, it’s next week, so I guess technically we can say they’re WWE superstars for a little longer. Javier being cut stings a bit more now as he was literally on the verge of a new persona. He had a good promo to help put “Emo Metalcore Javi” into perspective, and It’s Gal picking a fight with him was also good, but I guess Javi’s last match will be next week, too.
As such, I feel like there was awkward editing on who will be in the Men’s Evolve Championship Fatal 4 Way. Stevie only naming Sean Legacy seemed odd, but I suppose it still works that Keanu and Harlem would each take offense to not automatically being named. I would think after they beat Gallus, we get them named to the match and then we get something special for the fourth spot. The same should happen in the Women’s Evolve Championship Fatal 4 Way. Maybe a gauntlet to essentially give ranks 5 through 10 their chance at being in the match. We can get some great combinations through a match like that to really add something to the different Fatal 4 Ways.
Wendy of course beat poor Summer, but good move to have Kylie rush out there after her. Honestly, make Kylie the fourth contender via a gauntlet or whatever, she needs to settle things with Wendy while potentially going for the gold. Great match from Lyons and Kendal, but even if Kendal wasn’t “hurt” going into the match, I feel Lyons was going to win. I just don’t get what’s going on with Kali Armstrong now. Her interview gave us an idea of who she was as a person, how she wants to be a role model, but then she doubles down on being a Heel here. Just odd really.
Lyons being a new addition to Evolve is fine. It is just unfortunate that injuries slowed down her NXT run and now the title scenes have moved past her. Her and Zayda getting along is an interesting move, but I feel like the title will drive a wedge there. Lexis King showing up in Evolve is a huge surprise, I thought he was going to be moving up from the Heritage Cup to the North American Championship. Great promo between him and Legacy, and then King being friendly with Vanity Project is also interesting. Lexis VS Legacy will be a great match next week, maybe with Vanity Project getting involved, certainly interesting possibilities from here.
My Score: 8.6/10
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