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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (4/20/23)

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ROH Wrestling 2023

Colt Cabana returns to ROH!

Colt Cabana returns to ROH TV, and he wants that World TV Championship! Will he dethrone Samoa Joe as the King of Wrestling Television?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • The Kingdom VS Darius Martin & Action Andretti; The Kingdom wins.
  • Willow Nightingale VS Robyn Renegade; Willow wins.
  • Lance Archer VS JAH-C; Archer wins.
  • Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Joey Jett; Cage wins.
  • ROH Women’s World Championship Proving Grounds Match: Athena VS Heather Reckless; Athena wins and denies Heather a title opportunity.
  • The Dark Order VS Lee Johnson & Cole Karter; The Dark Order wins.
  • Penta El Zero Miedo w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Nick Comoroto; Penta wins.
  • Konosuke Takeshita VS Lee Moriarty; Konosuke wins.
  • El Hijo del Vikingo VS Gringo Loco; Vikingo wins.
  • The Iron Savages w/ Jameson Ryan VS Ren Jones & Logan Lynch; The Iron Savages win.
  • ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe VS Colt Cabana; Joe wins and retains the title.

PLAY BY PLAY

The Kingdom VS Darius Martin & Action Andretti!

Dante Martin got injured at Supercard of Honor, but Matt Taven & Mike Bennett still want to tear down his brother! But they didn’t account that Darius would have someone else backing him up. Will The Trend & Boston Strong Style be ready for this Action?

The Code of Honor is upheld, though with tension, and Darius starts against Taven. Fans rally as the two feel things out. Taven uses ropes as a defense to annoy Darius, then comes back. They circle, Mike takes a swipe but Darius fights him and Taven off! Taven CLOBBERS Darius and CLUBS away in the corner! Tag to Mike, he fires off on Darius now. Taven helps keep Darius cornered but the ref reprimands. Mike stomps Darius, tags Taven, and then feeds Darius to a BOOT! FOREARM! MISSILE DROPKICK! Mike BLASTS Action for good measure! Fans boo but the Kingdom double whip to dropkick and elbow drop! Mike covers, TWO!

Mike drags Darius up but Darius throws body shots. Mike CHOPS back, fans rally up, but Mike CHOPS again! Mike stomps Darius in the corner, tags Taven, then holds Darius in. Darius still dodges Taven’s splash! Darius BOOTS Mike, jumps, but into a SPINEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Darius is hanging tough but Mike tags Taven back in. The Kingdom double whip again, but action tags in! Darius KICKS Taven, TOSSES Mike and then DIVES to take Mike out! Taven DIVES to take Darius out! But Action goes up to ARABIAN PRESS! Direct hit on The Kingdom! Action puts Taven in, he and Darius double whip.

Action and Darius hurdle, drop and DROPKICK! Maria protests but Action IMPLODER SPLASHES! cover, Mike breaks it! Darius throws Mike out, goes after him, but Mike sends Darius into railing! Action GAMANGIRIS Taven, springboards, FLYING LARIAT! Fans fire up with Action and he aims from the corner. Action runs in, Taven block sand throws him, but Action springboard, wheelbarrows and BULLDOGS! Cover, TWO! Action goes corner to corner again, but Mike intercepts! CATAPULT into Taven’s GAMANGIRI! Taven goes up, ELBOW DROP BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Maria is upset but fans rally for Action!

Taven tags Mike and Mike kicks low. Mike reels Action in, Taven goes up, but Darius shoves him down! Hot tag to Darius! Darius goes up, leaps, CROSSBODY on Mike! Cover, TWO! Darius runs back in, Mike dodges, but action tags back in. Darius shoulders into Mike Action forearms, and Darius HOTSHOTS! Action goes up and up and TORNILLOS! Cover, Taven breaks it! Darius TOSSES Taven! Action puts Mike in the drop zone to SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT! Cover, ROPEBREAK because of Taven! Darius PLANCHAS Taven down for that! Darius tags back in, he and Action coordinate.

Taven runs in, Action SUPERKIcks1 mike switches with Darius but Darius switches back! Action handsprings, BACK ELBOW GERMAN SUPLEX! Fans fire up as the high-fly combo goes up corners. Maria distracts Action but the ref reprimands. Mike SHORYUKENS Darius, Taven BOOTS Darius! PROTON PACK!! Cover, The Kingdom wins!

Winners: The Kingdom, by pinfall

The First Lady of Wrestling helps her knights succeed, and they are looking to become ROH Tag Team Champions again! Will they reach that goal for the Summer?

 

Athena speaks.

Well, first, she laughs. “Do you think that this is a game? Do you think that this is fun? Guess what? It’s not. Each and every time one of you porcelain hussies step into my ring, you need to bring it. I don’t care where you’re from. You could be from America, Mexico, hell, even Japan! It doesn’t matter because none o you are on my level. And each and every time you step into my ring, I am gonna break you time and time again, and prove that my legacy as ROH Women’s World Champion is not to be tampered with. I am the Alpha, I am the Fallen Goddess, I am the Gatekeeper, and I am the Joshi Reaper, so consider this your PSA for an open challenge.”

 

Willow Nightingale VS Robyn Renegade!

While the Fallen Goddess calls everyone out, the powerhouse of positivity is taking everyone on and building momentum. Will Willow continue her roll until she’s got another shot at the title? Or will a Renegade make her own mark in the division?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the bell rings. The two circle, tie up, and Willow headlocks. Willow thrashes Robyn but Robyn powers her to ropes. Fans rally for Willow as she lets off slowly. The two reset, but Robyn pie faces Willow. Willow shoves back! And then headlocks again! Willow hits the takeover and she grinds Robyn. Willow even fights the headscissors off. Robyn fights up, pulls hair, and puts Willow on the ropes. The ref counts, Robyn whips Willow away but Willow runs her over! Willow flexes and fans fire up again. Things speed up, Willow breaks Robyn’s clothesline to DOUBLE CHOP!

Willow scoops to SLAM Robyn, then she runs to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Willow drags Robyn up, suplexes, but Robyn slips free to CLUB her! Willow snarls as Robyn runs, and Willow follows to break through! BULLDOG! Willow runs in but Robyn dodges! Robyn runs in but is put on the apron, and Willow DECKS her! Fans fire up, Willow goes to the apron, but Robyn blocks the kick to TRIP Willow up! Willow hits the apron but Robyn talks trash on everyone. Robyn drags Willow up, puts her in the ring, and she talks more trash as she stalks Willow to rpoes. Robyn brings Willow up, Willow throws a body shot but Robyn CLUBS her!

Robyn talks more trash, pulls Willow’s hair and bumps her off buckles. Robyn CHOPS, but Willow snarls. Robyn talks even more trash and she runs side to side to… SLAP! Willow just nods and steps to Robyn! Robyn pie faces, Willow SLAPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS again! Willow CHOPS Robyn, then she fires up! Willow goes corner to corner, back body block and a clothesline! Snapmare and BOOT! Fans fire up with Willow, she whips Robyn to ropes and hits a SPINEBUSTER! High stack, TWO! Robyn survives but Willow just brings her back up. Robyn swings but misses, Willow shoves and POUNCES!

Fans fire up again as Willow has Robyn on the apron. Robyn flails, the ref backs Willow off, and CHARLETTE switches with her! Twin Magic… FAILS as the ref still sees the other twin! Willow dodges Charlette, Robyn returns with a SUPERKICK! Robyn COBRA CRADLES! TWO, and Willow cradles, and WINS!

Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall

Twin Magic failed, mostly because the Renegades aren’t twins. The Code of Honor is upheld, until Charlette CHOP BLOCKS Willow! The Renegades beat down Willow, and then feed her to a HART ATTACK! Fans boo but the Renegades secret handshake. Will Willow get some back up to help her get back at the Renegades?

 

Backstage interview with Colt Cabana.

Dasha welcomes Colt back to ROH and he thanks her for that. He faces someone he knows very well tonight in Samoa Joe, where is Colt’s mind at? Colt isn’t sure if anyone knows, but Colt has deep history in ROH and with Joe specifically. They fought over the ROH World Heavyweight Championship, the ROH Pure Championship, and it seems meant to be for this triad to finish. Colt has some real emotions right now. He is so proud to be here, ROH is near and dear to him, so it was so great to hear Tony Khan bought it. Colt is happy to be back here with such a huge match up.

Colt didn’t know where his place was in ROH, but he’s honored to be given this opportunity, and he’s gonna make the most of this. He will give his all to win a title he’s never held before. As the trilogy completes tonight, who comes out the King of Wrestling Television?

 

Lance Archer VS JAH-C!

The Murderhawk Monster is back again, and he’s already up to his old ways just TOSSING his opponent down the ramp! Will JAH learn the hard way that #EverybodyDies?

Archer tosses Jah into the ring, finishes his entrance, and the bell rings. Fans fire up and Jah wants Archer to hold on. Jah offers the handshake, Archer accepts, but then whips him to the corner! Jah goes out, slides under, keeps moving and DROPKICKS! Archer drops to a knee, but stands up as Jah poses. Jah freaks out and throws hands! Archer doesn’t budge! Jah stomps a foot, runs, but into a THESZ PRESS! Archer fires up and the fans fire up with him. Archer kicks Jah to a corner, runs in and back elbows! Archer keeps going, another back elbow! And then another! Jah flops down and fans stay fired up!

Archer storms around, stalks Jah, and eggs him on. Jah CHOPS, but Archer doesn’t flinch! Another CHOP, and some haymakers, but Archer just revels in it! Archer KNEES Jah, KNEES him again, then dragon sleepers for a REVERSE DDT! Jah sits up in a daze and Archer shouts, “Everybody! EVERYBODY! Everybody dies!!” Archer stands Jah back up, and POINT-BLANK LARIATS! Cover, Archer wins!

Winner: Lance Archer, by pinfall

Archer could’ve ended that sooner but he just sent a message to everyone between ROH and AEW! He even beats up on Jah all the way to the back! Will the Monsterhawk Monster be unstoppable in his pursuit of gold?

 

Brian Cage w/ Prince Nana VS Joey Jett!

The Machine of the now Mogul Embassy continues to dismantle opponents, but Joey Jett is no string bean. Will Jett prove he’s better than Cage? Or is that just not even possible?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the bell rings. Milwaukee cheers Jett as he ties up with Cage. They go around, Jett puts Cage in a corner but Cage turns it around. Cage RAMS into Jett, stands him up, then RAMS him again! Cage then clinches and OVERHEAD Belly2Belly suplexes! Jett staggers away and Cage storms up on him. Cage throws hands, uppercuts, and then whips Jett to ropes. Jett reverses and JABS! Cage KICKS, Jett KNEES and BOOTS! Jett swings, into a GERMAN SUPLEX! Cage gloats and flexes, and Nana cheers his top guy. Cage stomps Jett to a corner, kicks away on him, then sits him down for a BOOT!

Cage goes side to side, gets the Terminator Drum going, and he BOOT WASHES Jett! Cage soaks up the cheers and jeers while Jett flounders up. Fans rally, and Jett throws hands! Jett backs Cage down, whips, but Cage reverses to CLOBBER him! Cage brings Jett up, RAMS him into the corner again, then CHOPS! Cage whips corner to corner, Jett goes up and out, but Cage runs in. Jett shoulders in, JABS, then slingshots, but Cage blocks the cutter to a CLUBBING forearm! Cage soaks up the heat and goes back for the snap suplex! And then a leg drop, brother! Cover, TWO! Cage clamps onto Jett with a chinlock!

Fans rally as Jett endures. Nana is annoyed by that but Jett fights up. Jett throws hands, but Cage JUMP KNEES! Jett goes to a corner and Cage runs corner to corner, but Jett ELBOWS back! And BOOTS! Cage swings, misses and Jett whips to UPPERCUT in the corner! Jett runs, but Cage UPPERCUTS back! Cage runs, Jett SUPERKICKS! Jett wrenches and hammerlocks to then COMPLETE SHOT! Fans fire up as Jett brings Cage up. But Cage fireman’s carries! F- NO, Jett lands out! Cage blocks a kick to KNEE, but Jett ducks the discus to kick low! Jett runs, SHOTGUN BOOT! Cover, TWO!!

Cage survives and Jett isn’t sure what to do. Jett paces and brings Cage up. Fans fire up as Jett reels Cage in. Jett underhooks, but Cage SPINEBUSTERS! And rolls, to DISCUS LARIAT! Cage doesn’t stop there, he fireman’s carries for the F5! Cover, Cage wins!

Winner: Brian Cage, by pinfall

The Jett could not take down The Machine, will nothing stop the Mogul Embassy from taking over ROH and AEW?

 

ROH Women’s World Championship Proving Grounds Match: Athena VS Heather Reckless!

The Fallen Goddess called out everyone with a warning, but will a challenger catch her off guard? Or will Athena prove it is reckless to step to her?

The Code of Honor is upheld, though Athena mocks Heather for being short. The bell rings, and we’re on the clock. Athena BOOTS Heather down, then laughs at her. Athena brings Heather up, talks smack, but Heather SLAPS Athena! Heather fires off on Athena, but Athena shoves her away. Heather handsprings under the lariat to back elbow and uppercut! Heather cravats for SLICED BREAD! Cover, ONE!! Athena bails out but Heather takes aim. Heather aims from the apron to CROSSBODY! But Athena catches her! Fans fire up as Athena carries Heather, and then SLAMS her into the railing!

Athena pushes things aside, drags Heather up, and SWINGS her into the railing again! And again! Fans cheer but the ring count starts. Athena drags Heather up, talks trash on the fans, and puts Heather back in the ring. Athena dusts her hands off, drags Heather up but Heather cradles her! TWO! Heather ducks ‘n’ dodges, Athena pops her up, but Heather fights to a sunset flip! Athena rolls through, deadlifts and POWERBOMBS! And POWERBOMBS again! And again! And again! Fans fire up as Athena keeps going, with a FIFTH powerbomb!! CROSSFACE!! Heather taps, Athena wins!

Winner: Athena, by submission (denies Heather Reckless a title match)

Athena holds on to make Heather suffer! Wait, Athena sits Heather up and positions the belt. She did this to Ashley D’Amboise last week! She SMASHES Heather off the belt! The Fallen Goddess keeps unleashing her brutality, will anyone ever stop her reign?

 

The Dark Order VS Lee Johnson & Cole Karter!

We’ve seen Evil Uno & Stu Grayson arrive in ROH, so now it is time for Alex Reynolds & John Silver to have their turn! Will they prove to be big players in the ROH Tag Division? Or will Big Shotty & the Diamond in the Rough prove they’ve got what it takes?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the teams sort out, and Johnson starts against Silver. They circle, tie up, and go around. Johnson waistlocks, Silver pries at the hold, and Silver wrenches to a wristlock. Fans rally for “Johnny Hungy!” but Big Shotty powers his way through to hammerlock back. Silver reaches back to headlock but Johnson powers out. Silver runs Johnson over, and fans fire up for the flex. Things speed up, Johnson hurdles but Silver front flips! Silver DROPKICKS Johnson, then tags Reynolds. They double whip to double hip toss into the double FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally as Reynolds brings Johnson up. Johnson RAMS Reynolds into the corner, tag to Karter! They mug Reynolds, and Karter bumps Reynolds off buckles. Karter whips corner to corner, runs in, and SPLASHES! Karter whips back the other way, runs in, but Reynolds dodges! Reynolds ELBOWS Karter, keeps moving, and he UPPERCUTS Karter down! Fans fire up with Reynolds and he runs again, to KNEE Karter, then LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Karter hangs tough but Reynolds brings him up for another uppercut. Reynolds whips, Karter holds ropes, and Karter puts Reynolds on the apron.

Reynolds ROCKS Karter, but Johnson goes after him! Reynolds BOOTS Johnson, but Karter BLASTS Reynolds to the railing! Karter talks trash to Silver, and Johnson CLOBBERS Reynolds! Johnson puts Reynolds in for Karter to cover, TWO! Karter brings Reynolds up to bump him off buckles. Tag to Johnson and they mug Reynolds. Fans rally but Johnson stomps away on Reynolds. Johnson digs his boots in, lets off as the ref counts, and Reynolds ends up on the apron. Karter kicks Reynolds while the ref is busy with Johnson. But Reynolds shoulders back in! Reynolds slingshots but Johnson stays up to punch him down!

Johnson talks more trash on Silver, but Reynolds CHOPS! And CHOPS! Johnson kicks low, pushes Reynolds back, and he fires off hands. Reynolds hits back! Reynolds elbows Karter, BOOTS Johnson and fires hands! Johnson clinches to keep Reynolds back but Reynolds CLUBS Johnson! Reynolds TOSSES Johnson out! But Johnson goes around the outside to intercept, only to get ra back drop! Hot tag to Silver! Silver DECKS Johnson, back drops Karter, and fans fire up! Silver trophy lifts Johnson to TOSS into Karter! GAMANGIRI for Karter, GERMAN SUPLEX for Johnson! Bridging cover, TWO!

Silver keeps his cool while the fans fire up! Silver drags Johnson back up, torture racks, but Johnson slips free. Johnson shoves Silver into Karter’s sucker punch! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO! Tag to Karter and Karter climbs up. Johnson fireman’s carries Silver, but Silver fights free! silver shoves Johnson into Karter and down goes Karter! Hot tag to Reynolds, Johnson gets a BACKSTABBER, then a POWERBOMB BACKBREAKER COMBO! Reynolds feeds Karter to the Beaver Boy Blitz! Jackknife cover, the Dark Order wins!

Winners: The Dark Order, by pinfall

A big win for Reynolds & Silver, the Dark Order is going strong in ROH! Could this be the resurgence of this once powerful faction?

 

Penta El Zero Miedo w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Nick Comoroto!

One half of the new ROH World Tag Team Champions is ready for any challenge, but he’s up against a Freak Beast! Will Penta stay standing in Milwaukee? Or will this Wrecking Ball bring him down?

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and Penta says, “Listen! Cero! Miedo!” Penta pie faces Comoroto, but he comes back with his own thing. He throws the lollipop at Penta a la the Bad Guy. Penta says okay, here comes the glove. Fans fire up as the glove comes off! Toss to Alex, but Comoroto swats it! Comoroto shakes his finger and uses the Italian chin flick! Penta retaliates with KICK after KICK, and then “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs, but Comoroto CLOBBERS him! Comoroto soaks up the heat, he RAMS Penta into a corner and RAMS him again and again! Comoroto then brings Penta around to scoop and SLAM!

Alex rallies the fans with “Cero! Miedo!” but Comoroto drops an elbow! And another elbow! And then pumps up for a scuff of the face! Fans rally for Penta, but Comoroto puts Penta in a corner to RAM him again! Comoroto brings Penta around to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Penta wags his finger, and he rallies the fans. Comoroto stays on Penta with a foot on Penta’s head! The ref reprimands, Comoroto lets off, and he brings Penta up. Comoroto UPPERCUTS Penta! Penta goes to ropes, Comoroto ROCKS him and whips, but Penta KICKS back! Penta ducks ‘n’ dodges and SLINGBLADES!

Penta keeps moving, another SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO! Comoroto hangs tough but Penta brings him up. Penta whips Comoroto to a corner and GAMANGIRIS! And then point blank clotheslines again and again and again! Penta says “CERO! MIEDO!” but Comoroto SPEARS him! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up but Comoroto is raising the roof. Comoroto drags Penta up, trophy lifts him, but Penta slips free to BACKSTABBER! Comoroto flounders, Penta goes up top, COUP DE GRACE! Cover, TWO!! Comoroto survives but Penta clamps onto him. Penta traps one arm, CLUBS away on the ribs, and has the other arm! DARK SACRIFICE!!

Comoroto writhes, Penta covers, TWO!! Penta stalks Comoroto and fans rally up again. Penta reels Comoroto in, underhooks, “CERO! MIEDO!” But Comoroto wrenches out and fireman’s carries! USHIGOROSHI! Cover, TWO! Penta survives but Comoroto slaps his bad arm. Fans rally again, Comoroto stalks Penta and trophy lifts. But the bad arm gives up! Penta SOBATS, and ENZIGURIS! Penta traps the bad arm and gets the good one! DARK SACRIFICE AGAIN!! Cover, Penta wins!!

Winner: Penta El Zero Miedo, by pinfall

No arms for Comoroto kept him from escaping! He can’t even sit up now! But Penta does show respect by helping Comoroto stand, and shaking his hands for the Code of Honor. Will Penta tear down anyone that tries to stop him and his brother, Rey Fenix, from reigning as tag team champions?

 

Konosuke Takeshita VS Lee Moriarty!

The Future of Wrestling, and certainly someone Don Callis has his eyes on, takes on #TAIGASTYLE! Will Konosuke prove he is elite? Or will this be firm proof that Moriarty is worthy of golden opportunities?

The Code of Honor is upheld, and the bell rings. Moriarty and Konosuke circle and fans rally up. Fans duel, the two tie up, and Konosuke gets around. Moriarty wrenches the arm to a wristlock but Konosuke spins and pushes through to wristlock back. Moriarty rolls, but Konosuke wrangles him! Moriarty fights up and rolls again, then trips Konosuke up to get his legs! Moriarty then floats to the headlock! Konosuke fights up, Moriarty hits a headlock takeover, and Moriarty says no one better boo him. Konosuke headscissors but Moriarty moves around. Moriarty headstands and pops free to roll Konosuke.

Moriarty has the arm, grinds the shoulder, but Konosuke stands. Konosuke whips and arm-drags Moriarty, then trips him! Things speed up, Moriarty hurdles but Konosuke leaps over! They keep moving, Moriarty arm-drags! Konosuke arm-drags! Then Konosuke CALF KICKS! Fans fire up as Konosuke watches Moriarty closely. Konosuke stands Moriarty up, but Moriarty CHOPS! And CHOPS! But Konosuke doesn’t budge! Moriarty eggs Konosuke on, so Konosuke DECKS him! Fans fire up, Konosuke brings Moriarty back up. BLUE- NO, Moriarty blocks with a headlock! Morairty throws down elbows!

Moriarty goes to run but Konosuke reel shim in! BLUE- NO, Moriarty blocks to wrench and ARMBAR DDT! Konosuke bails out but Moriarty goes out the other side. Moriarty runs in to KNEE Konosuke into the railing! Fans boo but Moriarty soaks up the heat. Moriarty goes to the ring to do his dance while the ring count climbs. Konosuke has until 20, and he stands at 6. Konosuke gets in at 7, but Moriarty stomps away at the ropes! The ref counts, Moriarty lets off, and he brings Konosuke up. Konosuke ROCKS Moriarty! Moriarty KICKS Konosuke! Moriarty wrenches the arm to bend it, into an ELBOW BREAKER!

Moriarty snapmares Konosuke, stands on the bad arm, and he STOMPS the wrist! Fans boo as Moriarty stands on the arm and soaks it all up. Moriarty traps the arm much like Penta did to Comoroto! Moriarty wants to copy the Sacrifice but Konosuke resists! The fans rally, but Moriarty bends the fingers! Moriarty copies the Bruiserweight by SNAPPING the fingers! Fans boo but Moriarty revels in it! Moriarty drags Konosuke up, wrenches and hammerlocks, to RAM Konosuke into a buckle! Konosuke falls and fans boo but Moriarty keeps on the bad arm. Another wrench, another hammerlock, and another RAM into buckles!

Moriarty drags Konosuke up by his hair, wrenches the arm again, but Konosuke blocks the bump! Konosuke elbows and ROCKS Moriarty again and again! Fans fire up as Konosuke has a flurry! Konosuke ROCKS Moriarty again! Moriarty blocks the whip, reverses it, but Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges to TAKESHITA LINE! Fans fire up as Konosuke waistlocks, but Moriarty elbows free. Moriarty facelocks, but Konosuke suplexes! BRAINBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans fire up! The standing count starts, and both men stand at 5. Fans rally as Konosuke shakes out the bad arm. Konosuke runs to BOOT Moriarty!

Konosuke keeps going, another BOOT! And then a whip corner to corner, but Moriarty reverses. Konosuke reverses back to forearm, forearm, ELBOW and ROLLING ELBOW! Fans fire up as Konosuke goes up, to SUPER SENTON! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke drags Moriarty around and goes back up the corner. Fans rally as Konosuke climbs again. But Moriarty ROCKS him first! Moriarty goes up top after Konosuke, brings him up, and SUPERPLEXES!! Both men writhe while fans fire up! The standing count starts again as fans cheer “ROH! ROH!” for giving us this match. Konosuke and Moriarty slowly rise and fans fire up again.

Moriarty throws a forearm! Konosuke grits his teeth, so Moriarty throws more shots! Konosuke leans into the shots! Konosuke and Moriarty go back and forth, shot for shot, and then Konosuke gets the edge! Moriarty bobs ‘n’ weaves to SOBAT! Moriarty runs, but into a hip toss! Moriarty tries to DDT but Konosuke blocks to GERMAN SUPELX! Moriarty roars and runs back in, into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Fans fire up as Moriarty survives! Konosuke shakes out the arm, aims from the corner, and Moriarty rises. Konosuke runs in, but Moriarty dodges the knee to EDDY GORDO KICK!

Moriarty full nelsons, Konosuke tries to break it, but the DRAGON SUPLEX hits! Cover, TWO! Into the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Konosuke moves around, cradles, TWO!! Moriarty stands, gest around, but Konosuke blocks the backslide! Fans fire up as the two fight for control, and Konosuke backslides Moriarty! TWO!! Moriarty has the bad arm! Konosuke ROCKS Moriarty with the good one! Moriarty ducks the knee, pops Konosuke into a Clutch, TWO! Konosuke cradles, TWO! Konosuke deadlifts Moriarty, but he blocks the German, so Konosuke CRUNCHIES! Cover, TWO!!! Moriarty survives and the fans are thunderous!

Konosuke drags Moriarty up, Moriarty switches but Konosuke switches back! “This is Awesome!” as O’Conner Roll becomes CHAOS- NO, Moriarty blocks! Hammerlock, PEPSI TWIST!! Cover, TWO!!! Konosuke survives and Moriarty is beside himself! Moriarty takes out his anger with hammering fists! Fans boo but Moriarty drags Konosuke up. Hammerlock, PEPSI- NO, Konosuke ducks, spins Moriarty around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Konosuke can’t bridge but he holds not the waistlock with one arm! Ripcord, FOREARM! And MOTOR DRIVE KNEE!! Cover, Konosuke wins!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

The Future of Wrestling wins, but both men are easily future champions! Will Konosuke prove Don Callis is right to keep an eye on him?

 

El Hijo del Vikingo VS Gringo Loco!

The AAA Mega Champion returns to ROH to take on another budding rival in the realm of lucha libre! Will Vikingo continue his win streak here in ROH? Or will the crazy White boy get a massive victory?

The Code of Honor is upheld and the bell rings. Fans cheer as the two circle. Fans duel, EHDV rushes in but Loco jumps over. Things speed up, Vikingo arm-drags! Vikingo SOBATS in the corner, whips corner to corner, but Loco goes up and over and handsprings away. Fans cheer the ability, but Viking runs in, jumps up and stands on Loco before the RANA! Things keep moving, Loco ducks a kick and both men stare down as they show punch! Fans fire up again as the two reset. Loco blocks a kick, Viking dodge a haymakder to RANA, but Loco handsprings through! Loco wags his finger and fans fire up again.

Vikingo kicks the wagging finger, WHEEL KICKS Loco out of the ring, then builds speed! To DIVE but hit nothing! Loco builds speed to FLY and he takes Vikingo out at the ramp! “This is Awesome!” already as Loco puts Vikingo in. Cover, TWO! Loco rallies the fans and they duel again. Loco wristlocks and CLUBS Vikingo’s arm. Loco wrenches but Vikingo uses his leg to break free. Viking ROCKS Loco, but Loco ROCKS Vikingo! They go back and forth, Loco gets the edge then runs, but into a BIG forearm! Vikingo fires up, runs, but Loco wrenches him! Loco CLUBS away on the arm, KICKS Vikingo, then torture racks! RACK SLAM! Cover, TWO!

Fans rally up as Loco looms over Vikingo. Loco puts Vikingo in a drop zone, climbs up the corner, and fans rally. Loco steadies himself, to PHOENIX SPLASH but flops as Vikingo moves! Vikingo SHOTGUNS Loco, runs corner to corner, but Loco puts him on the apron. Vikingo GAMANGIRIS back, goes up the corner, but Loco trips him up! Loco slashes his throat, he wants to end this already. Loco goes up the corner to join Vikingo, but Viking CLUBS him! Loco ROCKS Vikingo, and they brawl up top! Fans fire up for “ROH! ROH!” for giving them this great match. Loco stands up to SPRINGBOARD SPANISH FLY!!

Loco says he’s not done there! He drags Vikingo back up, whips him, but Vikingo handsprings, but into a LANDSLIDE!! Cover, TWO!! Vikingo survives and Loco can’t believe it. Fans rally up, Loco lines up a shot, and he SLAPS Vikingo! Fans boo Loco’s attitude but he waits on Vikingo. Vikingo goes to the far corner, Loco runs in, but Vikingo SUPERKICKS him! Loco shakes that off, comes back, but Vikingo wrenches and whips. Loco reverses, Vikingo KICKS back! Vikingo aims, Loco sits up, into a SUPERKICK! Fans fire up again as Vikingo runs and cartwheels to the top rope!

Vikingo aims as Loco stands, and then Vikingo jumps, cartwheels, springboards and FLYING RANAS! Loco bails out and fans fire up as Vikingo aims again. Vikingo springboards to INSIDE-OUT DRAGON RANA!! Fans are thunderous as Vikingo continues to defy physics! Vikingo puts Loco in to cover, TWO! Loco is hanging tough but Vikingo climbs the ropes. Vikingo balances himself for an OUTSIDE-IN PHOENIX SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Vikingo is surprised but the fans again say “This is Awesome!” Vikingo drags Loco up for knees and forearms. Vikingo whips corner to corner, but Loco stops to elbow back!

Loco goes up, leaps, but Vikingo catches him! Strength on top of speed! SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Vikingo sits Loco up for a SCREW HIGH KICK! Loco bails out again and Vikingo goes up the corner. Vikingo tightrope walks to then SUPER SKY TWISTER!! Direct hit at the ramp and fans are thunderous again! Vikingo drags Loco up, puts him in the ring, covers, TWO! Loco is still in this but Vikingo puts Loco in the drop zone. Vikingo goes up top again, 630 but he has to bail out! Loco gets Vikingo for an ALLEY-OOP BUCKLE BOMB!! Vikingo goes to the apron, but Loco drags Vikingo up the corner.

Fans rally, Loco has Vikingo on the top rope, for a SUPER TROPHY LIFT PRESS SLAM!!! Fans are losing their minds over this! Cover, TWO!! Vikingo is still alive but the fans hope they “Fight Forever!” This has to end somehow, though, and both men stir. Loco goes to ropes and drags himself up. Vikingo goes to the far corner and Loco waits. Loco runs in but Vikingo goes up and around to then springboards and FLYING POISON-RANA!! And then METEORA in the corner!! Vikingo goes up and Loco is in the drop zone, 630!!! Cover, Vikingo wins!!

Winner: El Hijo del Vikingo, by pinfall

This is why EHDJ is the AAA Mega Champion! He defies physics and logic, and he also shows respect by keeping the Code of Honor with his rival. Will anyone ever be able to stop the enigma that is El Hijo del Vikingo?

 

The Iron Savages w/ Jameson Ryan VS Ren Jones & Logan Lynch!

They may not be Bears anymore, but Bronson & Boulder are still big, mean and hungry for gold! Will they finally feast in ROH?

The Code of Honor is offered by Boulder, and Ren sorta honors it. Boulder then gets mad and he headbutts the buckle to fire up. Ren dodges Boulder, JABS him, but Boulder doesn’t budge! Ren does a dance, spins to LARIAT, but he hears his own arm! Boulder grabs Ren by the beard, hoists him up, and trophy lifts Ren to the corner! Bronson tags in but Logan runs over. Boulder TOSSES Ren onto Logan! Bronson SENTONS them both! Fans fire up with Bronson and Boulder gets powder from Jameson. Bronson scoops Ren to PILEDRIVE him into Logan! Fans fire up with Bronson again, and he tags in Boulder.

Boulder has the powder, he dusts his hands off and even slaps his face a bit. Boulder stacks Logan and Ren to show he’s the strongest man in the world! DOUBLE SCOOP SLAM!! Fans go wild as the straps come down! Tag to Bronson, he climbs up the corner and Boulder gives him an Electric Chair Lift! IRON TOWER!! Cover, the Iron Savages win!

Winners: The Iron Savages, by pinfall

That didn’t take long! Boulder & Bronson got their pump in, but will they get their hands on some gold?

 

Gringo Loco speaks.

“I still have the jitters. I’ve been zigzagging across the country, the entire world, for years, trying to get the attention of the one and only Tony Khan and AEW, and their entire locker room. And tonight, I debuted and smashed it outta the park. I’m gonna wake up from this any moment, this is an incredible feeling. Might not have been victorious, but at the end of the night, Tony Khan raised my hand and invited me back. So to me, that’s the biggest win there is, man. I wanna tell everybody out there. Is Gringo Loco ready? I am, and I hope you are, too.” Is Gringo Loco #AllElite?

 

ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe VS Colt Cabana!

This match is practically the DNA of ROH, and could be the biggest trilogy in ROH history! Will the King of Wrestling Television not let anyone take his throne? Or will BOOM BOOM come through in the end?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see how welcoming Joe will be.

The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two circle. Fans rally up, the two tie up, and Joe powers Colt to a corner. The ref counts the break, Colt counts his own and that’s fast, but Joe lets off at the ref’s count of 4. Fans sing, “Joe is gonna kill you!” Colt has heard that before so he shrugs it off. They tie up, Joe powers Colt back but Colt slips under. Colt then dodges a boot, gets around, plays keep away and rolls Joe up! TWO, but Colt CHOPS! And ROCKS! And whips, but Joe reverses. Colt goes up and around, but Joe CLOBBERS him! Colt sits up in a daze, and Joe JABS! And JABS! And JABS away in the corner!

The ref counts but Joe JABS Colt into sitting down! Fans fire up and Joe drags Colt up. Colt ROCKS Joe, ROCKS him again, and whips, only for Joe to reverse! Back elbow and PELE! Colt sits down and Joe drags him to a cover, TWO! Colt gets up but Joe is on him at the ropes. Joe snapmares Colt and ELBOWS him in the shoulder. Joe neck wrenches but Colt endures. Fans rally and Colt pries the hold open. Joe CLUBS Colt, throws him down, and Joe tells fans to hush. Joe clamps onto Colt again with another neck wrench. Colt endures, fights up again, and Colt pries the hands away. Joe CLUBS Colt!

Joe snapmares and CHOPS Colt in the back, then PENALTY KICKS! Joe runs to then ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Joe is a little annoyed but he keeps close. Colt grits his teeth and sits up, but Joe KICKS him in the back. Colt CHOPS, Joe KICKS, repeat! Joe HEADBUTTS Colt and Colt flounders to a corner. Joe storms up on Colt, CHOPS him, but Colt CHOPS! Joe HEADBUTTS, hoists Colt up top, and fans duel. Joe tucks Colt in but Colt fights out to throw BIONIC ELBOWS! And big forearms! Joe staggers, into a BOOT! Joe gets mad, but Colet jumps over and rolls back to roll Joe up! TWO!!

Joe and Colt scramble up, Colt ducks to JAB! JAB! JAB! Colt JABS, flips, flops and flies, but Joe blocks the elbow to CHOP! Joe flips Colt off, but runs into the BIONIC ELBOW! Fans fire up while Joe goes to a corner. Colt runs in, FLYING APPLE! Colt puts Joe in the drop zone, FLYING SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Colt grits his teeth, drags Joe up, but Joe HEADBUTTS! Joe whips, runs in, but Colt dodges to drop toehold! Colt hurries up top to MOONSAULT! Onto knees! COQUINA CLUTCH!! Colt taps, Joe wins!

Winner: Samoa Joe, by submission (still ROH World Television Champion)

Still champion, still the king, and still too much for Colt to defeat! Joe does show respect, though, with the Code of Honor handshake. Will Colt ever get that singles title he’s been after? Will anyone ever take this title from the King of Wrestling Television?


My Thoughts:

A great ROH here, another quick moving one, and it clocks in at about an hour and 40 minutes. I think part of it is the very few promos. Athena had a good promo to not just hype up tonight’s match but to also open the door for anyone to show up and challenge her. As such, of course Athena wins the Proving Grounds match. I am hoping at some point, one of these Proving Grounds matches goes to the time limit so that Athena doesn’t lose, but she does owe the opponent a title match. Meanwhile, good win for Willow against Robyn, and with Charlette not accompanying her ringside, of course Charlette tries trickery to help Robyn. Willow is going strong, but she already lost to Athena, so how are they going to circle her back to the title?

Awesome match out of Vikingo VS Loco, and this was definitely a great way to introduce many fans to Gringo Loco. Loco has a good promo in the locker room, and naturally, Tony Khan extends the open invitation to Loco. And Colt has a good interview promo to hype up his return to ROH and his title match with Samoa Joe. A fairly quick main event, though, even though I figured Joe would retain. I honestly can’t be sure who takes the title from Joe, he’s being booked incredibly strong. I feel like they already dropped the ball on Shane Taylor. He beat Silas Young with the story of it being about their time as ROH World TV Champion, but then Shane is teaming with jobbers to job to bigger names. Tony Khan having ROH creative control is already seeing similar problems to AEW creative.

Great squashes from Iron Savages and Lance Archer. I always felt Bronson & Boulder had potential, even as Bear Country. Jameson had a duffle bag with him, and there was the chalk powder in it. Is that a reference to Cocaine Bear? It’d work a lot better if they were still Bear Country, but oh well. And we all know Archer is great, he just needs to be pushed towards a title. Maybe Archer could take the TV title from Joe? Or even the world title from Claudio? Brian Cage had a good match against Joey Jett, and both guys got their stuff in. Cage wins, of course, as he is the strong front man of the ROH World Six Man Tag champs.

Good to see the QT Factory leftovers in action tonight. Dark Order win, and The Righteous didn’t show up because they only care about Stu. Penta gets a clever win over Comoroto, who is apparently sticking with the mafia gimmick even though The Factory is no more. I remember back to after seeing Lee Johnson VS Ben Carter (Nathan Frazer now) and how I said both of those guys were the future of wrestling. Carter/Frazer is doing fairly well in NXT, but AEW just hasn’t seen “it” in Johnson. Konosuke and Moriarty are also in that category of future big stars, and Konosuke gets a great win. Johnson, Moriarty, Konosuke, there’s potential for them in the Pure Championship division, or even trying their hand at the TV title, if Tony will see the value in such matches.

And really good opener in the Kingdom VS Darius & Action. Now, The Kingdom using numbers and distractions makes sense, they’re the established team over Action subbing in for Dante. But I would’ve liked to see Darius & Action get a win to keep things going. At the same time, The Kingdom want those tag titles, they can and surely will have a great match with the Lucha Brothers, maybe they get on that build now so that we can have the match for the next ROH PPV.

My Score: 8.6/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (5/30/25)

The greatEST SmackDown!

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Could this be the biggEST and strongEST SmackDown of the year?

SmackDown in Knoxville sees the returns of Bianca Belair, Cody Rhodes and John Cena, along with some final Money in the Bank qualifiers!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Jade Cargill VS Naomi VS Nia Jax; Naomi wins and advances to Money in the Bank.
  • R-Truth VS JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa; Mateo wins.
  • Rey Fenix & Je’Von Evans VS Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar; Los Garza win.
  • Zelina Vega VS Alba Fyre w/ The Green Administration; Zelina wins.
  • Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Carmelo Hayes VS Andrade VS Jacob Fatu; Andrade wins and advances to Money in the Bank.

PLAY BY PLAY

Bianca Belair is here!

Knoxville fires up for their strongEST, fastEST, quickEST, toughEST, roughEST, and greatEST hometown hero as she struts out to the ring. Bianca high-fives and hugs fans along the ramp, as well as mom and dad at ringside. Bianca then grabs a mic to say, “Man, it feels good to be in Knoxville!” The fans cheer and chant for “EST! EST!” Bianca says she loves them so much. And she couldn’t come out here without singing Rocky Top! Y’all ready? The fans cheer, and the music plays! Bianca conducts the fans as they sing for the University of Tennessee. In fact, the Lady Vols softball team is playing in the Super Regionals right now!

Bianca smiles and says this city is so special to her. Not just because it is her hometown, but because it is her safe space. She has her love and support from mom ‘n’ dad, and has all the fans who show up and show out for her. With everything Bianca’s been going through, losing at Mania, getting injured, losing tag titles and friends along the way, she just wanted to come back home to her safe space. The fans cheer, and Bianca says she came home to heal. While she’s not 100%, she is doing everything she can to get back to the ring and continue to show us why she is the EST of Tennessee and of WWE! The fans cheer that!

Bianca says with all that said, Knoxville, welcome to Friday Night SmackDown! But wait, she’s interrupted by Naomi! The fans boo but Naomi says, “Oh my gosh~! Finally! B, I am so glad you finally here on SmackDown!” Bianca says now is not the time, Naomi. Naomi asks Bianca to please hear her out. It has been way too long. Not a day has gone by when Naomi doesn’t think about what happened to them. What is there to talk about? What could Naomi say? What could she want from Bianca? The fans chant “YOU SUCK!” at Naomi, and Naomi says she just wants forgiveness. She is begging for it!

Naomi knows things go toff the rails, but she is here because she wants to fix it, she is trying to fix it, but she alone can’t fix it. Months have gone by, and Naomi has tried to communicate, to say the past can be the past and that they can move forward. Bianca has not responded back to Naomi once. Naomi even visited Bianca’s parent’s house! But no one would answer! WHAT?! Mom ‘n’ Dad don’t know about that, but Naomi says no one was home, so she let herself in! Naomi looked through the photo albums, the one right on the front coffee table. And in those photos, Bianca looked so happy. It reminded Naomi of how they were as tag team champions.

Bianca stops Naomi there. Naomi, Bianca will make this perfectly clear. They were best friends, but Naomi betrayed Bianca’s trust. Naomi took their friend, Jade, and threw her onto a car, then lied about it for months! Bianca said she was done with Naomi, she meant that, and if Naomi ever comes near her family again, what Naomi did to Jade will be nothing compared to what Bianca does to Naomi. The fans fire up for that! Naomi gets emotional, but then she gets mad. “Y’know, Bianca, it wouldn’t be good for you and your mama to be in a wheelchair.” The fans boo as Naomi laughs maniacally. Naomi says she’d hate if something happened to Bianca here and now!

Naomi storms up on Bianca, but then JADE makes her way out here! Naomi is even angrier now, but this Storm starts throwing hands! The fans fire up as Jade BOOTS Naomi down! Bianca and Jade look to each other, neither really saying or doing anything. Naomi runs up but Jade TOSSES her out! Jade and Bianca look to each other again, but then here comes NIA! The Irresistible Force won’t be left out of this, especially when this is the Women’s Triple Threat Qualifier for the night! This match now opens the night, who earns SmackDown’s final golden ticket to the Women’s Money in the Bank ladder match?

Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Jade Cargill VS Naomi VS Nia Jax!

SmackDown returns, this match is already going, and Naomi POSTS Nia! Naomi stalks Jade, rains down forearms, and the fans boo. Naomi stomps to BITE Jade’s hand! Jade still fights back, so Naomi has the arms to STOMP Jade down! Naomi flexes, the fans boo, and Naomi puts Jade in a corer. Naomi runs to DROPKICK Jade in the corner! Naomi SLAPS Jade, drags her into the drop zone, then goes up, up, and twerks! HIP DROP! Naomi covers, ROPEBREAK! Naomi is annoyed but she sits Jade up to stomp a mudhole in. But Nia runs up! Naomi dodges, the HIP ATTACK hits Jade! Naomi goes to the apron to ROUNDHOUES Nia!

Naomi reels Nia in for a HEATSEEKER! Nia flops to the floor, the fans rally for Jade, but Naomi kicks her around. Naomi goes up the corner, leaps, but Jade catches her! Jade FALL AWAY SLAMS Naomi, then kips up! Knoxville fires up with Jade and she runs up to LARIAT! And ELBOW! And SCRAPBUSTER! Cover, Nia breaks it! The fans boo but Nai huffs ‘n’ puffs and drags Naomi up. Nia whips Naomi, pops her up and HEADBUTTS her down! Then she SAMOAN DROPS Naomi! Nia soaks up heat, then lines the two up. Naomi grabs at Nia’s leg but Nia CLUBS her down! Nia stomps Jade for good measure, then drops a leg, brother!

Nia TOSSES Jade out, then goes up the corner. Nia SUPER LEG DROPS on Naomi!! Cover, TWO!!! Naomi survives and Nia is shocked! The fans rally while Nia stalks Naomi. Naomi clings to ropes as Nia pulls at her arm. Nia CLUBS Naomi, whips her to ropes, then SAMOAN DROP- NO, Naomi makes it a CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Ghost pin, TWO!! Nia survives the sudden turnaround, Naomi sees Jade crawling in, and Naomi goes after her as SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Naomi KICKS Nia while she’s down, then kicks her more. Naomi puts Nia in a corner, CHOKES her on the ropes, then clamps on with a SLEEPER! Nia THROWS Naomi away, then TOSSES her out. Nia soaks up heat, but Jade runs in and rolls Nia up! TWO! Nia stands, and she HEADBUTTS Jade down! Nia looms over Jade, drags her up, but Jade fires forearms! Jade backs Nia down, then runs, and she CLOBBERS Nia outta the ring! Jade fires up and has the fans with her. Jade drags Naomi up from the apron but Naomi fires hands. Nia is back to HIP ATTACK Jade against the POST! Nia soaks up more heat, then taunts Naomi.

Naomi stands on the apron, argues with Nia, but they apparently agree to mug Jade for both their benefit. They put Jade in the corner, Naomi digs her boot in, and then Nia sends Naomi in for a SPALSH! Nia adds a SPLASH of her own! Naomi snapmares Jade, runs, and SLIDING LARIATS! Jade sputters and Nia taunts her. Nia and Naomi soak up the heat together, but Jade fights back! Nia HEADBUTTS Jade down! Nia drags Jade up, and Naomi KICKS Jade low! They soak up more heat, talk trash on Jade, and SmackDown returns to single picture. Nia scoops and SIDEWALK SLAMS! Naomi runs to SPLIT LEG DROP! Cover, but Nia drags Naomi away!

Nia and Naomi argue again, and then Naomi rolls Nia up! ONE, and Nia grabs Naomi to shove her to a corner! Nia SPLASHES, then pushes Naomi down. Nia runs to SENTON! Nia grins while Naomi sputters and the fans rally up. Jade rises to fire forearms on Nia! Then she ELBOWS Naomi in a corner! She ELBOWS Nia, but then Nia follows Jade! Jade dodges so Nia SPLASHES Naomi! Jade then SUPERKICKS! Nia wobbles, Jade SUPERKICKS again! And SPINEBUSTERS! But Naomi METEORAS! Cover, TWO! Jade survives and the fans rally up. Naomi goes up, SPLIT- LEG MOONSAULT on Nia! But Jade has Naomi in the chicken wings!

Jade brings Naomi around, JADED!! Cover, Nia CLOBBERS them both! The fans rally while all three women are down! Nia climbs a corner, Jade is after her with forearms! Naomi joins in, drags Jade back, but now they trade shots! Nia DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! Cover on Jade, TWO! Cover on Naomi, TWO! Nia grows frustrated but the fans rally up again. Nia drag Naomi up, fireman’s carries, and she climbs the corner! The fans already anticipate what’s coming, SUPER SAMOAN DROP!! Cover, JADE FROG SPLASHES IN!! Cover, TWO!!! The fans fire up while all three women are down again! “This is Awesome!”

Jade rises, she clamps onto Nia, but Nia HEADBUTTs her! And HEADBUTTS Naomi! Jade BOOTS Nia down! Cover, TWO! Jade runs up on Naomi but Naomi BOOTS her! Naoim goes up top but Jade is right on her! They fight for control, but then Nia joins in! TOWER OF DOOM!! Nia double stacks her opponents, for a A-NIA-LATOR!! Naomi avoids it, Jade takes it all! Naomi ghost pins Nia, AND WINS!!

Winner: Naomi, by pinfall (advances to Money in the Bank)

Nia did a lot of the damage, but it is Naomi who wins out! Will everyone in the Women’s MITB Ladder Match now have to #ProceedWithCaution?

 

Solo Sikoa’s crew arrives.

Solo says they will win Money in the Bank together! Jacob Fatu, Solo Sikoa, whichever one wins MITB wins it fof the family! But then they hear R-Truth talking to… Lil’ Jimmy? Solo says Truth’s childhood hero beats him, and now he’s talking to ghosts. Truth taps Solo on the shoulder and asks if there’s something Solo wants to say. Solo says Truth is crazy touching him. JC Mateo steps up but Solo has him stand down. Truth says he wants to be honest. He’s never seen JC a day before in his life. Is this Solo’s son? He’s husky! Truth asks if he can teach Solo’s husky son a lesson in the ring. Solo says that sounds good to him.

Truth says he’ll go talk to Nick Aldis. “Boy, y’all big boneded!” Truth heads off, and Solo says don’t worry, they’ll take care of him. Let’s have fun. Fatu says keep it 100. They can have their fun, he’s got his own business to take care of. Yadada mean? The Imperial Unit against Truth, Samoan Werewolf in a qualifier, will everything go the family’s way?

 

Chelsea Green confronts Nick Aldis.

The Hot Mess hides behind a cardboard cutout of herself as she tells the SmackDown General Manager, “What happened on Saturday night was a deliberate-” Piper Niven has to direct Chelsea to point at Aldis, and Aldis says he can’t quite understand her from behind the cardboard mask. Piper holds the mask between Chelsea and camera, though we do get a glimpse of her fancy headgear. Chelsea repeats herself, but Aldis says she needs to be looking at him when they talk. Chelsea hides her face in shame, but she says it is still a deliberate hitjob put on by vicious Zelina Vega! Even her Secret Her-vice could not stop it!

Chelsea demands that Zelina be suspended, stripped of her title, and that Chelsea be reinstated as the champion! Chelsea, no need to be so ugly about this. Gasp! Aldis says what he means is, no suspensions, and we can talk a rematch down the road once Chelsea is medically cleared. Then he is doing nothing for what Zelina did to Chelsea?! Alba says if he won’t, then they will! Yeah, Zelina VS Alba! Tonight! Alba is a bit surprised, but Aldis says, “Chelsea knows best. Alba VS Zelina, I actually like the sound of that. I will make that official right now, if you do one thing for me. Please leave me alone.”

The Green Administration hurries away, but will Alba make sure Chelsea brand justice is served? Or will La Muneca just keep racking up the wins?

 

Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.

Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Champion, and says that MITB is around the corner. Tiff successfully cashed in her own contract to become champion, but how is she handling the pressure of knowing the same thing could happen to her? Tiff says she can’t wait to see who wins MITB. Then she can handle the pressure by being prepared. Having this title makes her the top threat to the division, but let’s be fair. She’s always been the girl everyone has been obsessed with. So whoever wins, targeting her will be a big mistake. But then in steps Naomi.

Naomi says if Tiff thought Nia was a problem, then she ain’t seen nothing yet. Naomi vows to win MITB and cash in for Tiff’s title, wherever and whenever she wants. And in case Lil’ Miss Tiffy forgot, when Naomi was fighting for a championship, Tiff stayed in Naomi’s way. Wanna know what happens when people play with Naomi? Just ask Jade. Naomi heads out, and Alexa Bliss steps in. Alexa says she wouldn’t be so worried about Naomi. Be worried about Alexa. Alexa heads out now, Tiff clutches to the title a little bit tighter, who will be trying to run the clock out on Tiffy Time?

 

R-Truth VS JC Mateo w/ Solo Sikoa!

To Solo’s point, #RonCena could not make John Cena see the light at Saturday Night’s Main Event, and Truth might be relapsing if he’s talking to Lil’ Jimmy again. But will Truth relapse so far that we get the R-Truth that was once United States Champion? Or will a Tour of the Islands send Truth off the deep end?

SmackDown returns and JC makes his entrance, Solo backing him up. The bell rings and Truth runs up, only for JC to RAM him into a corner! JC RAMS Truth again and again, then lets off. JC whips corner to corner hard and Truth falls in a heap! JC whips corner to corner again just as hard, and Truth falls in a heap again. Solo talks trash but the fans rally behind Truth. JC runs up but Truth dodges! Truth SHOULDER TACKLES! JC stays up, so Truth runs and SHOULDER TACKLES! “What’s Up?” Truth runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and SHOULDER TACKLES! Then he hits the SPIN OUT- CROSSBODY! JC then gets up to GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT!

JC smirks as he looms over Truth, and Solo says to finish this off now. JC runs to SENTON but Truth moves! Truth calls for it! “YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Truth fireman’s carries JC, but JC is too much! Truth falls over again! Solo laughs, JC whips, TOUR OF THE ISLANDS!! Cover, JC wins!

Winner: JC Mateo, by pinfall

Truth tried to be like John Cena of old, but it just wasn’t meant to be. JC beats up on Truth more, then stands him up for Solo! But here comes BIG Jim! Jimmy has a chair, he runs JC off, but Solo stands his ground. Solo says his brother wouldn’t hit him with that chair, would he? Jimmy steps to Solo so Solo steps out, but that lets JC CLOBBER Jimmy! But then Solo has JC stand down! They’re family! Solo and JC leave, leaving Jimmy wondering what this is about. Will Jimmy make it clear to Solo that Jimmy’s not the one who has to come to his senses?

 

The Street Profits are here!

The WWE Tag Team Champions walk through the smoke to be on stage and the fans cheer. Angelo Dawkins & Montez Ford hold up the titles, walk to the ring, then step inside. The fans cheer as they hold up the belts again, then the Profits grab the mics. Ford says, “Knoxville, Tennessee, oh I love everything about you, and what I have, too. But lemme rap to y’all real fast. This tag team division that we’re a part of, the greatest tag team division on any brand, any promotion… It’s on fire right now.” Dawkins says, “Talk to ’em.” Ford says, “But just like how the gorilla fears us, make no mistake about it, let’s not forget who’s leading the charge right now: The Street Profits.”

The fans cheer, and Dawkins says hey, they got all the teams coming at ’em! DIY, Motor City Machine Guns, Fraxiom, and now… The Wyatts?! The fans cheer that, and Ford says that’s sick. But what big bro is saying, it don’t matter who it is, the Profits will defend against anybody. Well hold on, here comes Fraxiom! Nathan Frazer & Axiom go to the ring to stand with the Profits, and they have mics. Frazer says alright, since the Profits are talking about defending the titles, well, Frazer & Axiom didn’t exactly get a fair shake. Ford says, “Fraxiom, is it?” He congratulates them for being on a roll, but up until the Wyatt Sick6 got in the Profits’ business…

Yeah, the Profits had them beat. Wow, oh, okay. Sure, maybe… But maybe not. Thanks to the Wyatts, we’ll never know. And now that those shenanigans are behind us, it is fair to say that Fraxiom and the Profits need to run it back! The fans like the sound of that! But wait, here come the Machine Guns! Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin have mics, and Shelley says okay, hold on, sorry to interrupt. Fraxiom’s entire basis for a rematch is that the Profits never beat them. Well, last time Shelley checked, the Profits never beat MCMG! So if they’re handing out title matches, MCMG will take one. But naturally, here comes DIY!

Tommaso Ciampa, Johnny Gargano, and Candice LeRae have their own mics, and the Poison Pixie says no no no no. She is pretty sure “you losers” have had a million chances, and “the nerds” just got here. Whoa, hold on? Just got here? Sounds like Candice just got back, so she should do us a favor and shut up. Gargano says you shut up, idiot! The reason DIY brought in Gargano’s beautiful wife is to even the odds against all of what this is! Everyone can see there is a conspiracy in the tag team division to hold down the BTTITW! And now with the Wyatts showing up- Ciampa has Gargano ixnay on the amily-fay.

Do not talk about you know who, scratch that, let’s get to business. All these teams have all KILLED the tag division that DIY built! Matter of fact, let us hold a moment of silence for the death of the SmackDown Tag Division. Everyone, stand up, bow your heads, and give a moment of silence… now. OH NO! The lights go out! All the teams panic, because when the lights turn on, UNCLE HOWDY is on the corner! Howdy laughs, because the rest of the Wyatts flank the ring! Erick Rowan drags MCMG out to DOUBLE LARIAT! Dexter Lumis is up top to CANNONBALL onto the Profits and Gargano! Joe Gacy is in, and he handsprings to bring Fraxiom to the UPSIDE-DOWN!!

Lumis then runs, POWERBOMB SENTON COMBO on Axiom! Ciampa freaks out, turns around, and Nikki Cross is there! CROSSBODY onto Candice! The fans fire up, and Howdy has Frazer for SISTER ABIGAIL! “We’re here!!” It is just as the Profits said, and now it is clear. Will some killer combination of the Wyatts go right after the gold?

 

Rey Fenix & Je’Von Evans VS Los Garza w/ Santos Escobar!

Worlds Collide is just over a week away, and all four of these men will be involved. The Immortal Firebird and the Young OG are going after the NXT North American Championship in a Fatal 4 Way while Legado Del Fantasma will be taking on AAA’s Pagano, Psycho Clown y El Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr. Who will be heading for Los Angeles with all the momentum behind them?

Speaking of that North American Championship, the champion is here! Ethan Page joins commentary and says what a year for him, to be honest. Wade says that title has never looked better than on Ethan’s shoulder. Fenix makes his entrance now, followed by Je’Von’s. The teams sort out and Fenix starts against Angel. Angel and Fenix circle, the fans rally up, and the two tie up. Angel fires a forearm, Fenix fires back, repeat! Fenix gets the edge but Angel shoves then drops down. Fenix cartwheels over the dropdown, then comes back, ducks ‘n’ dodges, and RANAS! Angel tumbles, the fans fire up, and Fenix somersaults, but into a fireman’s carry!

Fenix slips free, ripcords to ROUNDHOUSE, but Angel HEADBUTTS! Both men stagger back, tags to Berto and Je’Von! Je’Von dodges and springboards to BOUNCY~ roll-up! TWO, and Berto mule kicks! Berto CLUBS Je’Von, whips, but Je’Von reverses and slips around. Berto bucks the O’Conner, springboards and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Berto drags Je’Von up, but Je’Von kicks! Berto blocks, but the ENZIGIRI hits! Je’Von runs up, and BOUNCY~ RANAS! The fans fire up and Je’Von DROPKICKS! Berto bails out, Angel runs in, but Je’Von goes Matrix to dodge! Je’Von kips up, and STUNNERS! Angel flops back and the fans fire up!

Los Garza regroups, Je’Von tags Fenix, and they build speed, but have to dodge Angel first. Fenix SOBATS, Je’Von KICKS, and both men ENZIGIRI! Berto is up top, he leaps, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS! Cover, TWO! Fenix runs to basement CALF KICK! Cover, TWO! Berto stays in this for Los Garza while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Fenix drags Berto up to RAM him into the corner. Tag to Je’Von and they mug Berto. Berto fires hands back on Je’Von, but Je’Von headlocks. Berto powers up and out and Angel tags in. Berto drop toeholds Je’Von into Angel’s KNEE at the ropes! Angel TEARS OFF HIS PANTS! Angel drapes those over Je’Von before he KICKS Je’Von in the side! Angel stalks Je’Von to the corner, tags Berto, and they shove Je’Von for a double hip toss, TU LO SABE! Then DOUBLE SUPERKICK! Berto covers, TWO! Berto argues the count but the ref defends it. Berto shoves Je’Von to ELBOW him down! Berto then DUMPS Je’Von down to be under the ropes.

Tag to Angel and Berto sits Je’Von up on the apron. Angel runs to KNEE Je’Von down! Santos joins in with Los Garza as they soak up the heat, and Angel drags Je’Von back in. Angel stands Je’Von up, hoists him to the top rope, then climbs up behind him. Angel CLUBS away on Je’Von, mocks the clapping, and he THROWS Je’Von down. Angel KICKS Je’Von in the arm and Je’Von clutches his hand. Angel drags Je’Von to the ropes, CHOKES him, and the ref reprimands. The ref counts, Angel steps off at 4, and Berto BOOTS Je’Von down. ANgel clamps onto Je’Von with an armlock and chinbar but Je’Von reaches for Fenix.

Angel keeps hold of Je’Von but Je’Von fires hands! SmackDown returns to single picture as Je’Von dodges the lariat, leaps, but Angel catches him! Angel puts Je’Von in a corner and through ropes. Angel pulls an arm and leg against the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Angel runs to KNEE Je’Von in the ribs! Je’Von slumps to the apron, and Angel sucker punches Fenix! Angel goes back for Je’Von but Je’Von fires body shots! Angel blocks a kick, slips around and Gory Especials! Angel walks over, tags Berto, and Berto slingshots, GARZA ESPECIAL! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up for Je’Von but Berto clamps onto him with a chinlock.

Je’Von endures, even as Berto traps an arm. Je’Von fights up, pries the hold open, and he arm-drags Berto! Je’Von leaps but Berto grabs a leg! Ethan laughs from commentary, but Je’Von kicks free to SUPERKICK! Both men are down, Je’Von and Berto crawl, hot tags to Angel and Fenix! The fans fire up as Fenix rallies on Angel with forearms! Fenix then dodges a shot to springboard and FLYING ARM-DRAG, to a DOUBLE STOMP! Fenix fires off KICKS on Berto, then fires up with Knoxville! Fenix uses Berto to jump up and RANA Angel! Fenix then goes corner to corner to JUMP SOBAT! Fenix fires hands, shoves Angel aside, then goes up.

Fenix springboards to QUEBRADA! Cover, Berto breaks it! Berto whips Fenix, Fenix goes Spider-Man, and Je’Von tags in! Fenix says HASTA LA VISTA, BABY! Angel is up, he pops Fenix up to KICK him! But Je’Von springboards to FLYING LARIAT! The fans fire up, Berto springboards to FLYING CHUCK! All four men are down and the fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” as Angel and Je’Von crawl. Angel CHOPS Je’Von, Je’Von CHOPS back, and the fans “WOO~!” Angel CHOPS again, so Je’Von CHOPS again! Angel fires a forearm, Je’Von fires back, and they go around with forearm after forearm! The fans fire up, Angel CHOPS, a
nd Je’Von SUPER PUNCHES!

Je’Von runs, BOUNCY- NO, Angel makes it a SIT OUT POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ethan is surprised and the fans rally up. Angel hoists Je’Von up top, tags Berto in, and they hoist Je’Von up even higher! But Fenix SHORYUKENS Angel down! Je’Von fires hands on Berto and SHOVES him down! Fenix climbs up to join Je’Von now, and ADIOS AMIGO DOUBLE STOMPS for Angel! Je’Von adjusts, to SUPER DUPER SWANTON onto Los Garza! Ethan says don’t get closer, keep this in the ring! He taunts both his challengers, Fenix and Je’Von stand down to put Los Garza in the ring. The fans rally up, but then Ethan CLOBBERS Fenix & Je’Von!

Ethan TOSSES Fenix over the desk! But Je’Von SUPERKICKS Ethan down! The fans fire up, Je’Von hurries in, and he dodges Angel! But Berto rolls Je’Von up, TWO!! Je’Von dodges Berto, rebound and RED DOT!! Berto is down, Angel gets up, but Je’Von DECKS him! Je’Von goes up, up, but Santos distracts the ref! Ethan SHOVES Je’Von down! The fans boo but Berto tags Angel! Los Garza hoists Je’Von up for M T Y!! Cover, Los Garza win!

Winners: Los Garza, by pinfall

All Ego grins as he screws over two of his three challengers, and now Legado is rolling towards Worlds Collide. But will these rudos get everything they deserve in LA?

 

The Wyatts speak.

“We won’t stop. Not until we get what’s owed.” A simple yet ominous threat, are the tag titles only the beginning?

 

Zelina Vega VS Alba Fyre w/ The Green Administration!

La Muneca held onto the WWE Women’s US Championship by smacking The Hot Mess in the face with a foot, and obviously Chelsea is not happy with it. But will Alba get payback on behalf of her fearless leader? Or will things only get uglier for the Green Regime?

The bell rings and Piper distracts Zelina so Alba can CLOBBER her! Alba fires off hands, then bumps Zelina off buckles. Alba bumps Zelina off more buckles, then more buckles! And then the fourth corner! Chelsea says Zelina should’ve never messed with her! Alba fireman’s carries but Zelina fights free. Zelina KICKS Alba, KICKS again, then KICKS, but Alba CLUBS Zelina. Alba whips, scoops, and- NO, Zelina swings through to RANA! Cover, ONE! Zelina headlocks but Alba fights up and lifts Zelina. Zelina holds on but Alba powers up and out to RUN Zelina over! The fans boo but Chelsea cheers as Alba stalks Zelina.

Alba ROCKS Zelina, whips her to ropes, but Zelina wheelbarrows and arm-drags! Zelina then runs up on Alba in the corner and rains down fists! Alba shoves Zelina away at three, but Zelina comes right back to rain down more shots! Alba stops Zelina at four now, but Zelina wants another go! Alba stops Zelina at four again, and RAMS her into the corner! The fans boo but Alba grins. Zelina BOOTS Alba, goes up, and FLYING RANAS! Alba tumbles out, Piper helps her up, and Zelina goes to the apron. Alba trips Zelina up, spins and ROCKS Zelina, then gets her up. Gory Especial, but Zelina flips through to arm-drag Alba onto ropes!

The fans fire up as Zelina dials up, but Chelsea is on the apron! The ref argues with Chelsea while Zelina redials, but Piper trips her up! The fans boo but Alba SUPERKICKS Zelina! Alba salutes to Chelsea, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Alba stands on Zelina’s hair while pulling Zelina’s arms! The ref reprimands, Alba steps off, and she drags Zelina up to suplex for the GOURD BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Zelina stays in this and Chelsea argues with the ref. The ref says the count is fair, so Alba clamps onto Zelina with a COBRA CLUTCH! Zelina endures, the fans rally, and Zelina fights up. Zelina fires body shots, Alba ripcords and wrenches to SUPERKICK! Zelina rebounds to SHINING WIZARD! Both women fall and the fans fire up! Piper coaches Zelina, the fans rally up, and both women rise up. Alba is on Zelina and brings her to a corner, but Zelina buckle bumps Alba first!

The fans rally as Alba stalks Zelina, but Zelina bumps her off buckles again! Alba tries again, but Zelina ELBOWS Alba away. Then BOOTS her away! Zelina fires forearms on Alba, backs her down, then whips. Alba reverses but Zelina dodges to LARIAT! The fans fire up as Zelina LARIATS again! Zelina blocks a kick, ELBOWS Alba, but Alba blocks the saido. But Zelina keeps Alba from running, SNAP SAIDO! The fans rally for Zelina as she runs corner to corner, METEORA! Zelina pushes Alba out and goes up top! The fans cheer for some Latina Heat, and METEORA! Cover, TWO! Alba survives and Chelsea is relieved.

Zelina grows frustrated, but she goes back for Alba. Zelina reels Alba in, suplexes, but Alba blocks! Alba knees low, suplexes, but Zelina hits STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Alba is down, Zelina goes up, MOONSAULT FLOPS! Alba goes up now, and she SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, TWO!?! Zelina survives and shocks Alba! Chelsea is upset again but Alba hurries to bring Zelina up. Alba KICKS Zelina out, and now Chelsea takes off her face mask?! She tells Piper to stand Zelina up! Piper does as told, and Chelsea takes a swing, but Zelina ducks! The face mask SMACKS Piper!! Chelsea is shocked, then furious, and then she chases after Zelina!

Zelina slips into the ring, Chelsea gets on the apron, but Zelina sends Alba at her! They almost collide, and then Zelina rolls Alba up! Zelina hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, Zelina wins!!

Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall

Chelsea tried so hard to screw Zelina over that she just screwed up her own team! Zelina survives again, will no one take down the Vega Administration?

 

The Miz pep talks Carmelo Hayes.

Melo looks good, and he just has to follow the plan. If Melo follows that plan, with no mistakes, they will win. Melo says he knows what he’s doing. Miz asks if he really does. Because Miz has taken Black Mass after Black Mass, sacrificing himself for Melo. Does Melo understand? Miz gave up this chance at MITB for Melo! Miz has already done it twice! If Melo wins this match tonight, Miz will guide Melo to make sure “we are Mr. MITB.” Wait, we? Miz says, “Who do you think got you in this position?” Melo says Melo did. Melo appreciates everything Miz has done for him, from sacrificing to taking hits for him, and helping him win the Andre the Giant Battle Royal.

But nobody told Miz to do that. Melo will run the play exactly as Miz designed it, but what brought Melo to the dance is Melo’s talent. Melo goes out there and does it better than anybody else. Melo puts up 40 points on a bad day, because he is H1M. And Miz just needs to let Melo be H1M. They good? Miz nods, and Melo says okay, let’s do the thing. They are Melo Don’t Miz and they are Awes-H1M. Miz still nods, but he doesn’t seem genuinely happy. Will Miz let Melo be Melo? Even if that means letting H1M fail?

 

Giulia speaks.

“Throughout my entire career, even back when I started in Japan, I had one goal… It’s not to be ‘the best.’ Everyone says that. It’s hollow and empty. My goal is to be indisputable. You can love me or hate me, admiration or disgust, it means nothing. But I’m impossible to deny. My opponent doesn’t matter, because I only view them as an opportunity to build my legacy. Evidence you cannot refute. SmackDown, you will see. I will hit harder, move faster, think sharper, and conquer everything, just like I’ve always done. The question isn’t, ‘Who’s going to let me?” It’s, ‘Who’s going to stop me?'” She adds in Japanese, “If you can stop it, stop it.”

Will SmackDown and all of the WWE soon succumb to The Beautiful Madness?

 

Zelina returns backstage.

She refreshes for a second, but Giulia is there! And Giulia says she sees Zelina, but she also sees that title more. Zelina scoffs and leaves. Could Giulia be aiming for everything once she becomes Ms. Money in the Bank?

 

Damian Priest is here!

Knoxville cheers as The Archer of Infamy heads to the ring, victorious from Saturday Night’s Main Event and that brutal Steel Cage match. Priest grabs a mic to tell Tennessee, “Ever since I beat Drew on Saturday, it’s like I’m breathing in fresh air. Y’know, there was a time when I lived on the street, if we were beefing with another street, that war could go for years. But in WWE, you have a beef with somebody, you have a match and it’s over. But with Drew and I, we went well over a year, and that’s not normal. But we took that beef into a cage. Now, I can feel it, you can se it on my face, we went to war.

“At the end of this war, at Saturday Night’s Main Event, I gave him a Con-Chair-To, I walked out the door, and I put his ass in the past.” The fans cheer that. Priest says now he knows Drew is somewhere recovering from his scrambled brains, but he knows Drew is watching, so this is for Drew. “I still can’t stand yo ass. But the Drew McIntyre that stepped in that cage wasn’t the guy that hides behind his phone on social media. That was the old Drew, the warrior, and I appreciate that.” The fans applaud, and Priest says he won’t ask what is next for himself, he’ll just tell us all. And it is the same thing he wanted when he came to SmackDown: Championships!

The fans cheer, and Priest says this war with Drew cost him an opportunity at being in MITB. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have his eyes on a certain champion. Somebody who he has unfinished business with, and a champion he considers the most badass. The fans know that means Fatu, and he knows they know! Priest calls out Jacob Fatu! Priest respects Fatu. Priest knows where Fatu came from, what Fatu had to live through, how it feels to stand in this ring as a champion. Real talk, Priest is proud of Fatu, he congratulates Fatu, that’s real. But what Priest doesn’t respect is the crew that follows him around.

Wait, check that. What Priest doesn’t respect is the crew Fatu follows around. Priest knows at some point, they will get in this ring, handle business, but that’s for them. As for Fatu’s so-called family, if they wanna get involved, they can catch a fresh one, too. Priest won’t make it just a nickname or moniker, he wants this to be fact! Priest is and forever will be EL CAMPEON! The fans cheer that! But will the Archer soon take aim at the Samoan Werewolf? Well, speaking of, Fatu makes his way out here for tonight’s other Triple Threat Qualifier! Fatu nods to Priest, but if Fatu wins his way into the ladder match, will this showdown have to wait a little longer?

Men’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match Qualifier Triple Threat: Carmelo Hayes VS Andrade VS Jacob Fatu!

SmackDown returns and El Idolo makes his entrance, followed by H1M. The bell rings and Miz distracts Fatu and Melo attacks! Fatu ELBOWS Melo away, Andrade is on Melo with forearms, and then Fatu adds a LARIAT! Fatu looms mover Melo but then turns to stare down Andrade. The fans rally as these two step up. Andrade fires forearms but Fatu SHOVES him to a corner. Fatu runs up, Andrade dodges then whips. Fatu reverses, Andrade goes up and out to then ROCK Fatu! Andrade goes up, up, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, ONE! Melo CLUBS Andrade, TOSSES him out, and then CLUBS away on Fatu!

Miz says that’s the way! Melo HAMMERS and CHOPS, then whips, but Fatu blocks! Fatu whips Melo, Melo springboards, but into an UPPERCUT! The fans fire up and Fatu sees Melo go outside. Fatu builds speed, but Miz trips him up! The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Fatu drags Miz into the ring! Melo goes to roll Fatu up but Fatu stays up! Fatu YANKS Melo up, scoops, but Melo slips free! Melo SUPERKICKS and Miz DUMPS Fatu out! The fans boo but Melo builds speed, only for Andrade to LARIAT! The fans cheer, and now Miz sees he is in trouble. Fatu snarls, but Andrade DIVES, into a HAYMAKER!

Fatu then SUPERKICKS Miz! Fatu THROWS Miz into barriers! The fans fire up and Fatu grins. Fatu runs in, HIP ATTACK against the barriers! The Samoan Werewolf has dominated three men at once and the fans fire up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Miz sputters and Fatu leaves him behind to go around the way. Melo is there to kick Fatu, RAM Fatu, but Fatu blocks another whip! Fatu ROCKS Melo and Melo staggers away. Fatu stalks Melo, Melo checks on Miz, but Fatu ROCKS Melo! Andrade goes after Fatu now, but Fatu THROWS Andrade into barriers! The fans cheer as Fatu lets Andrade go to the ring. Fatu brings Melo up, SMACKS him off the desk, then pushes him down. Fatu clears the desk off, but Melo CLUBS Fatu against the desk! Melo storms into the ring, brings Andrade up, but Andrade RAMS Melo into the corner! Andrade RAMS Melo, CHOPS Melo, then stalks Melo.

Andrade whips Melo, Melo reverses and Andrade hits buckles hard! Melo CHOPS Andrade down! Melo brings Andrade up, soaks up some heat, then makes it Latino Heat. But Andrade blocks the suplex to suplex Melo! Andrade hangs Melo out to dry, and Melo flops to the apron. Fatu is back but Andrade fires forearms first! Andrade whips, Fatu reverses, and Fatu BODY CHECKS Andrade! Fatu geeks out and the fans are with him while he stalks Andrade. Fatu drags Andrade up to HEADBUTT him into the corner. Fatu shoves Melo off the apron, then he HEADBUTTS Andrade again. Andrade sputters but Fatu is all fired up.

Fatu CHOPS Andrade, UPPERCUTS, and HEADBUTTS him again! Andrade CHOPS in return! SmackDown returns to single picture and Andrade CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Fatu UPPERCUTS and Andrade falls back! Melo stomps Andrade in the corner, then tells Fatu to come on in. Fatu runs up, but Andrade gets away! Hip attack hits buckles! Melo ENZIGIRIS Fatu, Andrade runs to dodge Melo and FLYING FOREARM! The fans fire up as Andrade kips up! Andrade has targets in the corners, and he rallies the fans with “SI! SI! SI!” CIEN KNEES for Fatu! CIEN- NO, Melo tilt-o-whirls and LA MYSTICA! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally, Melo runs to stomp away on Fatu, then he brings Andrade up. Fatu stands to CLOBBER Melo! Andrade SUPERKICKS Fatu! The fans rally, Melo brings Andrade up and springboards, but Andrade stops him at the ropes! SECOND ROPE SPANISH FLY! But Fatu SENTONS Andrade! The fans fire up as Fatu SENTONS Melo! Fatu drags Melo to a drop zone, then goes to the corner! The fans rally for Fatu as he goes up, up, but Andrade YANKS him down! Andrade goes up top, MOONSAULT DOUBLE!! Cover, Melo breaks it! The fans rally while all three are down! “This is Awesome!” as the three stir.

Melo brings Fatu and Andrade around, and he fires forearms on each of them. Andrade fires back on Melo, then Fatu UPPERCUTS! Andrade ROCKS Fatu, but Fatu UPPERCUTS Andrade! The fans rally as the three rise, and Melo springboards! DOUBLE FADE AWAY DDT!! Cover on Andrade, Fatu breaks it! Melo and Fatu stare down, and they run up! Melo dodges to hit the FIRST 48! Andrade adds a POISON-RANA! Melo slips around Andrade to KNEE and suplex, CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Andrade survives and Melo grows frustrated. The fans rally for Fatu while Melo shakes his hands out. Andrade is on the apron but Melo rises.

Melo brings Andrade up but Andrade trips Melo! They go out to brawl, and Melo SUPERKICKS Andrade down! But Fatu SUPERKICKS Melo! The fans fire up for Fatu as he lines up a shot. Fatu gets the fans even more fired up, then he geeks out! Fatu runs in the full length, but Andrade & Melo move! HIP ATTACK through barriers!! The fans go nuts as Fatu crashes into the timekeeper’s area! Fatu sputters as SmackDown goes back to picture in picture.

Fatu stirs while Andrade and Melo go to the ring. They roll in, Melo grabs at Andrade and vice-versa. Melo fires a forearm, then goes back outside. Andrade goes to the opposite end while Melo looks under the ring. Melo makes Knoxville happy by bringing out a table! But then Melo makes them mad by dropping it! Melo goes after Andrade but Andrade ROCKS him first! Andrade brings out a chair! Andrade aims, but Melo dropkicks the legs out! Andrade crawls, Melo shakes his head, and he grabs the chair now. Melo aims, but Andrade kicks Melo low! Andrade and Melo go into the ring, and Andrade puts Melo in a drop zone.

Andrade goes up the corner, but Melo trips him up! Andrade is stuck up top and Melo hits the SLINGSHOT PLEX! Melo flexes, then decides to step through on the legs! Andrade cradles that, TWO! Melo and Andrade stand, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Both men fall and the fans look for Fatu. SmackDown returns to single picture as the fans rally, Melo and Andrade sit up, and Melo CHOPS! Andrade ROCKS Melo, then rolls away. Melo hurries to clamp onto Andrade with a facelock, but Andrade RAMS him into a corner! Andrade puts Melo up top but Melo fires forearms. Andrade drops back, Melo aims, but Andrade GAMANGIRIS!

The fans still want tables but Andrade climbs up to get Melo. They’re on the very top, but Fatu is back! Fatu makes the SUPER SPANISH FLY part ROCKER LAUNCHER!! The fans are thunderous as Fatu goes up now! SWANTON BOMB onto Melo! Cover, Andrade breaks it!! The fans rally up again and still want tables. Fatu runs at Andrade to SPLASH! Then Fatu runs at Melo, but Melo BOOTS him! Melo runs up, but into a pop-up! Melo fights the Samoan Drop, and Andrade adds the SHADOW ELBOW! But Melo makes it a ghost pin! Andrade adds a stack, TWO!!! Fatu survives the double cover, but here come Solo & JC!

The fans boo as Solo is here to coach Fatu up. Melo and Andrade trade forearms, then Melo dodges to springboard, FLYING LARIAT! Cover, Fatu breaks it! Fatu snarls, drags Melo up, and he HEADBUTTS Melo! Fatu finally notices Solo & JC, but Fatu puts Melo up top. Fatu CHOPS Melo, then he fireman’s carries Andrade. Fatu adds Melo to this, but Melo slips free. SAMOAN DROP for Andrade, and then Fatu goes to the corner. Solo says Fatu’s got this now! BEST MOONSAULT EVER FLOPS and Melo hits NOTHING BUT NET!! Cover, ANDRADE BREAKS IT! Andrade underhooks Melo, THE MESS- NO, Melo RANAS through! Cover, TWO!!

Andrade has a cover, TWO! Melo has a cover, TWO! Andrade has it, TWO! Both men stand, SHADOW ELBOW! FIRST 48!! SHADOW ELBOW AGAIN!! All three men are down and the fans are thunderous! Fatu crawls, Melo rolls to a corner, and Andrade stirs. Fatu rises, he brings Andrade up, IMPALER DDT! Then Fatu has Melo to RAM him into a corner. Fatu runs and HIP ATTACKS Melo! Andrade is up, Fatu hits him with another IMPALER DDT! Fatu puts Andrade in the drop zone, and he hits the BEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Solo says yeah, do that again! The fans boo but Fatu glares at Solo. JC says do what Solo is saying, Fatu!

But wait! Jimmy YANKS JC down, and SUPERKICKS him! The fans fire up, and then Melo RAMS Fatu into Solo! Then FIRST 48! But Andrade rolls Melo into THE MESSAGE!! Cover, ANDRADE WINS!!

Winner: Andrade, by pinfall (advances to Money in the Bank)

Solo just screwed things up for Fatu! Solo does his best to keep the peace between Fatu and JC, but the point is: Andrade is headed to Los Angeles! Will he make this El Idolo in the Bank?

 

Backstage interview with LA Knight.

Byron Saxton segues from congratulating Andrade for qualifying to welcoming in someone who already has qualified, but The Mega Star says, “My gawd. What is it with punching tickets around here? Everybody talks about punching tickets. WWE Instagram, punched tickets. Commentary, punched tickets. You’re talking about punched tickets. I guess I punched my ticket to MITB, it’s only eight days away. A few other guys who punched tickets, who are they? You got Andrade, you got Penta, you got what’s his name, Seth Rollins. You got Solo Sikoa! They’re all in it! They all punched their tickets!

“And everybody’s gonna be climbing that ladder, trying to get up, put everything on the line that they can. Now, if this was a one-on-one match, I’d go ahead and call my shot, and I’d say I’m gonna run up there, grab the case, and cash it in. But you gotta understand, this is my third year in a row, so I understand what this is. You can call me the vet in this match. Some people say maybe that Seth is the vet in this, but they would be wrong. For three years in a row now, you’re talking about the most robust and the most recent experience, YEAH. And what that means is now it’s anybody’s game. Anybody can come out with it, and I understand that.

“But with or without the case, what you need to understand is that the WWE title, the world title, they’re all in my future. With the way I’ve been running, at this point, they should be in my past, maybe even my present. Why don’tcha go ahead and punch that ticket? While we’re talking about-” Knight stops himself when he spots someone walking in. It’s Aleister Black! And Aleister says that win was supposed to be his. But he tells Knight, “You’re welcome, though.” The Dark Father lets the Mega Star shine, if only for now. Will LA win big in LA when we finally reach MITB?

 

Fatu and Solo regroup backstage.

Solo wants Fatu to listen. He was just trying to help. Fatu tells Solo to listen. For the last time, Fatu does not need his help! Fatu storms off, JC steps in, but Solo has nothing else to say. Is the Samoan Werewolf going to break away from this dysfunctional “family?”

 

Cody Rhodes is here!

Knoxville fires up and sings along, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, high-fives fans along the ramp and the front row, and even signs autographs. Cody goes to the ring, grabs a mic, and he hears the fans chant his name. Cody fires the fans up more, then hears them sing, “Cody! Cody Rhooodes~! Cody! Cody Rhooodes~!” Cody says, “So, Knoxville! Whaddya wanna talk about?” The fans cheer, and Cody says, “I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that we could talk about the record crowd here this evening!” The fans cheer that, too! Cody says he loves them, too, thank you very much.

Cody says they could also talk about WrestleMania 41. The fans boo, but Cody says after WrestleMania 41, he went home, he drowned his sorrows, might’ve touched the “Tennessee Cough Syrup” a little bit, and he had a moment of doubt. He reached out to a friend. A friend who helps him prepare to wonderful audiences like this one here, or speaking to everyone at home. Cody asked him, “Was I a good champion?” The fans cheer for that, but Cody says the friend told him wasn’t quite as simple as yes or no.

The friend told him, “With everything that you faced here in the ring in front of all the fans, and with everything that you faced behind the scenes, being pulled in different directions, the waters that you had to navigate that no champion has ever had to navigate, yes, I feel that you were a good champion.” Cody says he felt good hearing that, it turned into a hopeful moment, the silver lining on a dark cloud. Cody looked back on his whole year. He thought about AJ Styles faking retirement to get the drop on him. Cody thought about his friend, Kevin Owens, sucker punching him against his bus while Cody’s family slept inside.

Cody thought about his boss, Triple H, who pushed Cody to the limit, and sees something in Cody that Cody doesn’t even see in himself. Cody even thought about The Final Boss, how he asked Cody for his soul, and the entire world wondering what that meant. As preposterous as that sounded, The Rock was 100% serious. No matter how many times Cody said no, the offer still stands. And Cody also thought about John Cena. The fans initially boo, but the “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” starts up. Cody takes a moment, and then he says, “I thought about John Cena doing exactly what he said he was going to do. He forced me to make a choice, and I hesitated.

“I don’t know if John Cena is going to ‘ruin’ professional wrestling. But if he does, then I’m partially to blame. Now, I know, I’d love to say this to John Cena’s face. Not sure if he’s going to come out here right now, but if you are listening, if you are listening, Champ, I need you to know that I will never hesitate with you again!” The fans cheer that, and Cody says no matter how much Cena will tout the amount of days he has left, how much Cena will talk about what remains before he absconds with the WWE Championship and leaves all of us forever, that is NOT Cena’s expiration date! That is on the other side of Cody’s corneas, and it will burn Cena’s ass up!

The fans fire up for that, and Cody calms it down. Cody apologizes for that. This is his first night back on SmackDown, he is getting worked up. He thought so much about what he could do, what he could do for the fans. Hell, how about a surprise? The fans already “YEET! YEET! YEET!” so Cody says they’re hungry for it. Let’s yeet. Well, hold on, that’d be a very big surprise. That’d be the biggest surprise. That’d be Cody’s partner riding into battle for MITB, and hell YES he is here! Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the World Heavyweight Champion, MAIN EVENT JEY USO! The fans go wild as Jey makes his way in from the pavilion!

The fans sing along with Day One Ish and bounce for that YEET! Jey makes his way down through the crowd to ringside, one verse at a time, and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Jey joins Cody in the ring now, mic in hand. Cody and Jey hear the fans want an encore, so we get even more YEET! But then John Cena makes his entrance to ruin the fun! The fans sing “JOHN CENA SUUUCKS~!” even though he wears that University of Tennessee orange and white. Cena goes to the ring, towel draped over his head, then grabs a mic before he joins Cody and Jey in the ring. Cena hears the fans boo, and he says, “I’m upset, too. If it isn’t professional wrestling’s biggest wannabes!” Cena tells Cody he is nothing more than a Cena Wannabe, and that Jey is nothing more than a Cena Wannabe.

The fans boo but Cena says they both wanna be Cena so bad, it makes him sick! Cody wants Cena’s fame, Jey wants Cena’s money, but they will get neither because Cody is too desperate and Jey is too lazy! There is only ONE other human being in the WWE who embodies hustle, loyalty and respect, and he’s got the fortune, fame and followers to back that up! Surprise, losers! Cena’s partner is here, too! The fans boo already, because “EY YO~!” Logan Paul IS here! The Maverick swaggers his way out, and Cena gives him a proper introduction. “Oh, you mad? You’re mad because Logan Paul does WWE better than any professional wrestler?”

Cena says Logan doesn’t need to pay his dues, because he is paying Jey’s mortgage! Everybody in this building did NOT come to see Jey! They came to see John Cena and Logan Paul! Logan asks, “What the hell you crying about, Knoxville? Look! I could walk on water, and y’all would still find a way to tell me it’s because I can’t swim! John Cena speaks the language of Logan Paul, and that is the truth! The truth! It is right in front of you! You deny it all you want, but look around, you stupid, stupid, simple Tennessee people! This is a moment in history! All of you get to witness the moment that John Cena stood side-by-side in the ring with Logan Paul.

“And look, all of you will live long, pathetic, miserable lives. But at least you will get to say that you saw that.” The fans tell Logan to STFU, and Cena tells Logan to ignore it. Logan says yeah, yeah, they’re so ungrateful. They don’t know what’s good for them. There is one problem, though. This does seem too perfect. The problem is… Logan should be standing next to THE WWE Champion as THE World Heavyweight Champion! Logan should’ve been the one to leave Saturday Night’s Main Event with that title around his waist. But look at him, Jey. Jey got lucky. Jey got lucky! He knows it, Logan knows, it, the fans know it, CODY knows it!

Jey needed Cody to save him! When Cody interfered with the match cuz these two cheaters can’t do a single thing in this business without it being handed to them! “These two nepo babies were born on third, thinking they hit a triple.” Logan points to himself and says, “Self-made man!” He points to Cena and says, “Self-made man!” Five years ago, nobody every would’ve believed Logan Paul would be a WWE superstar. And they certainly never ever would’ve believed that he’d be teaming with the Greatest Of All Time! But look at Logan now. He’s not just a superstar, he is THE superstar! His time is now! Cena told us that his time is almost up!

Cena is the Last Real Champion, Logan is the inevitable face of the WWE! So Jey, Cody, at MITB, if you want some, come get some. Jey tells Logan they don’t gotta wait! They can handle this right now! UH UH, YEET!! The mics drop, Cena and Logan talk this out, and Logan wants to throw hands while Cena wants to leave. Cody asks what they’re arguing about. They gonna go to the back so Logan can polish Cena’s Peacemaker? Now it’s a fight! The fans fire up as the hands are flying! Logan TOSSES Jey, Cena picks Cody up! Cody slips free, Jey is back to SUPERKICK! Cody hits the DISASTER KICK! Cena bails out, Jey PLANCHAS out onto him!

Logan goes to the apron, slingshot and- NO, Cody dodges the “Snapshot” Lariat and Jey SUPERKICKS Logan! Then Jey sets Logan up for the CODE D!! The fans fire up as Cody picks up the WWE Championship! Will Cody and Jey make it through Logan and Cena to then clear a path for the American Nightmare’s redemption? Or will Cena & Logan ruin wrestling together?


My Thoughts:

A very good SmackDown, but maybe with some wheel-spinning. As fun as Chelsea Green continues to be, can’t we move on from her and Zelina? Or are we about to do that with tonight’s win over Alba and then Giulia confronting her? Ironically, that seems to give away Giulia isn’t winning MITB. Giulia had a good promo video right before but they undercut it by giving us that confrontation. That said, Giulia deserves to be all the champions, but I suppose starting with the Women’s US Championship would be a good route. Very good promo from Bianca and Naomi to not just have Bianca’s homecoming, but to keep the feud between them alive.

The Women’s Triple Threat had a slow start but it turned out to be a very good match. Great win for Naomi, and good promo from her, Tiffany and Alexa to tease potential MITB winners. Great stuff in the tag match to build Worlds Collide just a touch. We only got one moment of Berto being passive aggressive towards Santos, and then Ethan Page screwing the Faces over, but that was still enough for the North American Championship. Of course, it depends on how many fans watch not just Raw and SmackDown but also NXT so that the fans already understand the story. But as someone who does, I do appreciate they’re bringing NXT story onto SmackDown.

Good promo from Priest to give some shoot respect to Drew and Fatu, but Priest wanting after the US title kinda gave away what was happening with the Men’s Triple Threat. It was a great Triple Threat, but of course Solo & JC cost Fatu. That team is just one moment away from breaking up, and it might be at MITB when Solo just expects Fatu to help him win the briefcase and Fatu refuses. And Fatu VS Priest will still be awesome whenever it happens. Good promo from Knight, and a good bit from Aleister with him, which I suppose means that’s the next feud for them. Was kinda hoping for Aleister VS Nakamura but that really depends if Nakamura is sticking with WWE or going home to Japan via Pro-Wrestling NOAH as rumored.

R-Truth relapsing to talking to Lil’ Jimmy is certainly a choice. I kinda wish he’d keep up the “Ron Cena” stuff, or they’d let Jeff Cobb do his own John Cena bit from NJPW, but I guess some things in WWE still won’t change. And closing with a big promo segment was also certainly a choice. Cody still did a good job, and nice surprise to have Jey show up. Not sure they needed to take a commercial break for Jey’s entrance, especially when they were obviously going to let Jey do his YEET encore. And Cena really must be brainwashed to put Logan over as if Logan’s on par with peak Cena. But naturally a brawl happened and the Faces stood tall.

Don’t count this as go-home math yet, they could easily revisit this on Raw and even next week on SmackDown. Even then, I still feel like Jey and Cody should win at MITB to properly set up Cody VS Cena 2 at SummerSlam. Raw on June 9th is still the move for the World Heavyweight Championship, but there’s also Saturday Night’s Main Event in July, who knows if Jey makes it to SummerSlam as champion.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 5.29.25

Stuff happens, maybe it doesn’t, Dreamer and Delirious can’t book.

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Well Trick Willie is the new TNA champ and this is the first iMPACT since his win…so let’s just hear him talk about it.

Ratings:

  • The Rascalz vs Fir$t Cla$$ vs Laredo vs The System: Rascalz win via Meteora – ***
  • Raj Singh vs Mustafa Ali: Ali wins via…No Shit – Squash Garbage
  • ASH by Elegance vs Lei Ying Lee: Lei wins via Spinning TKO – ** 3/4
  • Mance Warner w/SDL vs Jobber: Mance wins via Hit the Pay Winda – Squash
  • Santino Marella & Arianna Grace vs Robert Stone & Victoria Crawford w/Tessa: Team Robbie wins via shenanigans – **
  • International Championship: Steve Maclin (c) vs Matt Cardona: Maclin retains via KIA – ***

 

Results:

The Rascalz vs Fir$t Cla$$ vs Laredo vs The System

Octagon got jumped by The System earlier so Laredo is fighting alone. Another backstage jumping is getting a little dumb. 

Laredo and Trey start. Typical Indie start with Simultaneous awful Dropkick spot and bad counters, AJ blind tag runs the smaller guys over, tags out to KC and the Rascalz instantly get the moment. KC is rocked, tags in Laredo and Laredo takes out the System before Lish gets on the apron and grabs Laredo. The referee kicks out Lish and Rehwoldt on commentary points out it’s a No DQ match so that’s dumb.

KC gets tossed at AJ, he catches him, Rascalz Dive and do their taunt as we go to commercial. We come back, Tennessee Whiskey into a KC tag in for the near fall on Laredo. Corner combo, Snapmare into Flip Forward Neck Breaker, KC is on a roll. AJ tags Laredo and starts talking crap to KC, they swerve and go Finger Poke of Doom, but it’s not a legal pin. Suddenly tornado attacks, System and Rascalz go for broke, AJ hits the Senton to break the eventual pin, Laredo counters AJ’s Chokeslam attempt. Trey clears out The System, Wentz sends himself and KC over and out, Laredo with a Corkscrew Moonsault, which looked cool but it’s the pile of morons waiting to get hit spot.

AJ hits the Down Payment on Laredo, but Trey blind tagged AJ. Meteora on AJ, Trey pins Laredo and Rascalz win.

Raj Singh vs Mustafa Ali

Raj looks like shit in the gear he came down in…and he wrestles equivalently. I would rather anyone else comeback…give me Anarquia.

Ali murders Raj, Instant Dropkick, Rolling Neckbreaker, Corkscrew Standing Moonsault, it’s not close. Raj tries to counter things but Ali Bellclap, a little Duck the left, connect the right. Raj even does a terrible looking Punch Combo, he’s in bad shape, a bad looking Ushigoroshi, Raj with a sloppy looking something, 450 ends it.

Fire Raj as quickly as you brought him back. You don’t need a comedically pathetic job guy when the roster is like 4 guys getting pushed and everyone else sucks. Stop being stupid. Ali still hates women too.

This Injury Report is the dumbest segment in the history of wrestling. Stop treating fake shit as “serious business”. 

ASH by Elegance vs Lei Ying Lee

ASH mocks karate stuff, Lei throws a few Rising Crane kicks as ASH bails and then things slow down a little. But a Pump Kick, Sliding Kick and Low Dropkick cause ASH to cower and claim her tooth broke. It’s a bait to pull Lei into the turnbuckles and them get in a few stomps. Ash keeps Lei in the corner, Suplexes her ankles into the buckles and then Ash throws a few Booty Shots/Hit Attacks then starts a grounded stretch, Lei Headscissors her down, still sells the hips and ankles, but dodges and fires, combination strikes into the 10 Count Down Strikes. T-bone Suplex, into the pinfall, for only two.

Cheapshot into Running Meteora from ASH for two. Ash goes for the Miz Yes Kicks and Lei No Sells and asks for more. Gorgeous Capture Suplex into Thunder Struck and TKO with flair. My baby has a better finish now! Yay!

Mance Warner w/SDL vs Jobber

Hannifan cursing and being pissed at Trick for not even showing but is more entertaining than a squash match. Not that Mance’s offense is bad, but 2 out of 3 job matches is stupid.

Santino Marella & Arianna Grace vs Robert Stone & Victoria Crawford w/Tessa

Marella tries to tie up with Robbie, but he bails and tags out to Victoria so Arianna comes in and aside from Alicia Fox’s silliness, the tie up was decent with Arianna and Victoria. Tessa interferes and the Referee throws her out. Victoria comes back in and aside from a slight miscommunication with how Arianna does her punches, Alicia Fox is making her look…pretty good. Transition moves, okay brawling and Arianna looks amazing in her outfit.

Rob and Santino distract the referee and Victoria hits a Figure Four into her Northern Lights Suplex, only for 2. Arianna finally Back Body Drop to find the tag, Santino and Rob, Santino does his split dodge into the Standing Headbutt, Arianna Cross Body onto Victoria. Rob pulls out the ref, then shoves the ref into Santino, Santino into the steps and Arianna attack but Alicia and Lish, the fix is in, Arianna eats the pin.

International Championship: Steve Maclin (c) vs Matt Cardona

A few quick brawl moves, Shoulder Tackles, Strikes, Back Breakers, Cardona does get dumped out and eats a SCUD. Maclin bounces Cardona’s face off the apron and hits an Elbow off the apron to keep Cardona reeling, but a dodged tackle sends Maclin into the steps. Cardona tries to Piledriver Maclin on the ramp, but Back Drop counter, into commercial.

Formulaic commercial etiquette of Cardona still in control, throws Maclin into the ropes, Diving Shoulder Tackle lays both dudes out and they get up by 8. Fighting Spirit spot, Cardona hits ropes and gets hit by Maclin twice, Thesz Press, Ground and Pound, Back Elbow and Olympic Slam has Maclin rolling. Splash into Lariat for two. Maclin has been all gas no brakes. Cardona tries to take a few shortcuts that turns into a Straight Jacket Takedown. Cardona to the top, Maclin cuts him off, Superplex spot. 1-2-kick out!

Maclin goes topside for a Jar Headbutt, Cardona hits the ropes so Maclin crashes into the corner, 2 Reboots connect, the third gets caught, counter into Busaiku Knee, Jar Headbutt. In and out, Cardona uses the middle rope for the Low Blow, Killswitch from Cardona but Maclin kicks out. Cardona dodges and shoves Maclin towards the ref, he puts the brakes on, Radio Silence! 1-2-Kick out! Maclin catches a top rope move, Power Bomb, Corner Splash, Tree of Woe, Caught in the Crosshairs, KIA and Maclin retains!

 

Overall Score: 4.5/10

Boring paint by numbers show, no Trick, System has one move, Robert Stone is a scumbag, too long to introduce new girls, lots of throw away segments and Rosemary sets up YET ANOTHER Monster’s Ball match. These aren’t interesting when there’s one every 3 months. So we can have terrible Monster’s Ball matches quarterly, Barbed Wire Massacre and Clockwork Orange House of Fun…BUT NO LOCKDOWN!?

Go home TNA, you’re drunk.

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