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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (5/5/23)
Will we see a shocker?
The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 43
It’s a golden storm! Blood & Thunder for the Trios titles, Kage VS Skull Kid for the Triforce title, and THREE #1 contenders matches! Who will be… THUNDERSTRUCK?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Cia VS Aveil VS Ladrona; Aveil wins and will challenge Midna for the Goddess title.
- HPW Death Mountain Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Byrne Lokomo w/ Chancellor Cole VS Lupay VS Veran; Lupay wins and will challenge Midna for the Death Mountain title.
- HPW Termina Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Igos du Ikana VS Onox VS Harlequin; Onox wins and will challenge Ganon for the title.
- HPW Triforce Championship: Kage VS Skull Kid; Kage wins and retains the title.
- HPW Trios Championships Blood & Thunder: The UnderWorld Order VS Arrow Club VS The Dames of the Dunes; The UWO wins and retains the titles.
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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
Spring is here, and when it rains, it pours! Golden opportunities, that is. In the second ever Blood & Thunder match, the newly crowned HPW Trios Champions will defend their titles. Gomess, Death Sword & Scaldera won through controversy, and now they’re facing the consequences. Riju, Buliara & Tali get a rematch at the same time Bad Croc Scaly & The Young Ducks get another chance! Will the UnderWorld Order survive the storm and steel? Or will there already be new champions again?
Speaking of controversy, Skull Kid is the #1 contender to the HPW Triforce Championship, and he gets his own shot at Kage! But HPW management was very strict about the conditions of this match: if Skull Kid’s mask starts to do anything on its own, Skull Kid is immediately disqualified. Will Skull Kid be able to defeat the Hero’s Shadow all on his own? Or will Skull Kid be the one part of the uWo without gold? Then, the Gerudo Ace is Termina Champion, but that means he needs a challenger! Two legends of TCW and one Face of Evil walk into the ring, who walks out ready to challenge GANON?
But first, while Midna is the #TwoBeltPrincess, that means they needs TWO challengers! Two Triple Threat #1 contenders matches, one for the Goddess Championship and one for the Death Mountain Championship, but both will be challenging Midna down the line. Who will defy the odds to go for gold? HPW ThunderStruck 2 starts now!
HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Cia VS Aveil VS Ladrona!
The Dark Sorceress of the Dark Forces has been champion before, but she wants this belt again. Meanwhile, the Gerudo Sisterhood’s standalone star and the Thief Girl are both hungry for their chance. Who makes it through the storm to take on the Twilight?
The bell rings and fans rally up already. The three ladies circle, all wary of each other. Aveil & Ladrona both approach Cia but she stands her ground. They triple knuckle lock, but then Cia kicks each of them! She reels them both in for headlocks! But they throw body shots, double whip, and both drop. Cia hops over each of them, is sent through, but then stops herself by holding ropes. Cia BOOTS Aveil, arm-drags Ladrona, but Aveil keeps moving to springboard arm-drag Cia! Aveil keeps it going to a cover but Ladrona pushes them both over, only for Cia to roll Ladrona! TWO and Aveil rolls Cia, TWO! Fans fire up as all three ladies stand off!
All three ladies catch their breaths and circle again. Ladrona offers a handshake to Aveil and fans are curious. Aveil considers it, but then offers a handshake to “See-ya.” Cia says no, it’s not “See-ya,” it’s “Shia. She-ya.” Oh, Shia, okay! They shake hands, then kick Ladrona! Cia & Aveil double whip but Ladrona crisscrosses them into each other! Ladrona runs but into double hip tosses, only to bounce off the ropes to DOUBLE ARM-DRAG! Fans fire up, Ladrona DOUBLE SHOTGUNS! Aveil goes to the apron, Ladrona stands on Cia at the ropes. She doesn’t have to let off, either, because of No Disqualifications!
Fans cheer as Ladrona boots, boots and boots, then runs to BOOT WASH Cia! Fans fire up with Ladrona and she brings Cia up. Ladrona full nelsons, but Cia fights the hold. Cia powers the full nelson open, Aveil returns but Cia switches with Ladrona. Aveil’s DROPKICK helps send Ladrona into the SAIDO! Cia kips up but Aveil clinches! NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, but Ladrona sweeps Aveil’s legs! Then DOUBLE STOMPS her down! Ladrona then drags Cia up, just to throw her out! Ladrona brings Aveil up, O’Conner Rolls, TWO! Ladrona WRECKS Cia with a dropkick! Ladrona then springboards back in, but Aveil avoids her!
Ladrona lands on her feet but staggers, and Aveil ENZIGURIS! Aveil drags Ladrona back up, but Cia sneaks back in! BACKSTABBER on Aveil! Cia kicks Ladrona, puts her through the ropes, then KICKS! Ladrona falls to the floor, then Cia hurries after Aveil. But Aveil catches her to a cradle! TWO!! Cia checks with the ref and yes, she made it out in time! Cia swings on Aveil, Aveil ducks it to whip Cia to ropes. Cia holds ropes to stop herself, Aveil runs in and Cia dumps her out to the apron. Aveil shoulders into Cia, slingshots to sunset flip, but Cia grabs ropes to stay up! Cia then just drops down, while holding ropes! Cover, TWO!
Aveil finishes the sunset flip, TWO! Ladrona returns and CLOBBERS Cia! Aveil kicks Ladrona, whips her to a corner, then runs in. Ladrona slips out to the apron, ROUNDHOUSES Aveil away, then springboards to CROSSBODY! Ladrona bounces off the cover and Cia gets behind her, for a BACKSTABBER! And she flips it through for the BLACK MAGIC CROSSFACE! Aveil hurries over, but Cia gets up, snatches her and wrangles her down on top of Ladrona! DOUBLE BLACK MAGIC!! Fans are thunderous as both Aveil and Ladrona endure! They both fight, pry at the grip, and drag Cia off from the top!
Aveil and Ladrona each get an arm, for DOUBLE FUJIWARAS!! Now Cia endures, but wait, who would win if she gives up? Cia kicks around since only her legs are free, but then Aveil shifts to get a leg! HALF CRAB! Ladrona keeps on the Fujiwara armbar so Cia still endures dual holds! Cia reaches out with her now free arm, Ladrona goes after it, but Cia fights her off. Cia pushes Ladrona down, crawls over her and heads for ropes! But Aveil drags Cia away! Aveil sits deep on the Half Crab, but Ladrona grabs Aveil for a SLEEPER! Aveil lets Cia go and Ladrona hops on as a backpack! Fans rally up as Aveil stays up!
Aveil reaches out for ropes, but Cia grabs her arms! Cia whips Aveil, therefore sending Aveil and Ladrona both into a corner! Cia runs in, Aveil dodges so the KNEE hits Ladrona! Aveil comes back, Cia sends her into Ladrona! Cia snapmares Aveil, elbows Ladrona, then NECK SNAPPERS Aveil! Cia then DROP SENTONS, knocking Ladrona out of the ring while landing on Aveil! Cover, TWO! Cia grows frustrated and she stomps Aveil. Cia goes out after Ladrona to RAM her into railing! Cia then hurries back into the ring and storms up to Aveil. Cia brings Aveil up, gets around behind her, BACK- NO, Aveil holds ropes to deny the backstabber!
Aveil grabs Cia’s legs! Cia scrambles as Aveil tries to turn her over! Aveil stomps Cia in the stomach, and again, and again! Aveil then steps through for a SHARPSHOOTER!! Cia endures and fans fire up as Aveil sits deep on the hold! Ladrona returns, to SMACK Aveil with a kendo stick! Well, no disqualifications! But Aveil doesn’t fall over, she just stands up tall, glaring at Ladrona! Ladrona swings again but Aveil blocks! Aveil snatches the kendo stick away, and she SMACKS Ladrona in return! And again! And again! And again! Cia hobbles up, Aveil SMACKS her right in the head! Fans lose their minds while Aveil roars!
Aveil SMACKS Ladrona again, and again, and again! Ladrona hobbles, Aveil reels her in, BELLY2BELLY! Cover, TWO!! Ladrona survives, Aveil grows frustrated but fans fire up! Cia sits up in a daze while Aveil drags Ladrona back up. Cia stands, Aveil hoists Ladrona up and onto Cia’s shoulders! Aveil then sweeps the legs to make Cia POWERBOMB Ladrona! Aveil then drags Cia up to full nelson and FACEBUSTER onto Ladrona! Aveil pushes Cia aside to cover Ladrona, Aveil wins!
Winner: Aveil, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the HPW Goddess Championship)
Aveil just literally used her two opponents against each other! And now she is going on to challenge the Twilight Princess? Will the Gerudo Sisterhood soon have a Goddess in their midst?
HPW Death Mountain Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Byrne Lokomo w/ Chancellor Cole VS Lupay VS Veran!
The Twilight Princess knows one opponent coming for her, now we see about the other! Will the man with the metal hand get his hands on the golden ticket? Will the Wild Wolfos of the Faces of Evil be howling? Or will we see a dream match of modern day icon versus living legend?
The bell rings and fans rally as the three stare down. Byrne swings on Lupay but he dodges. Veran swings on Byrne but he dodges. Lupay leaps at Veran but she dodges and shoves him into Byrne. Byrne puts Lupay in a corner, Veran runs in and Byrne dodges, so Veran RAMS Lupay! Veran turns around into a choke grip! Veran powers the iron claw away, and Lupay is up top! Lupay leaps over Veran to BLOCKBUSTER Byrne! Veran rushes up, Lupay blocks the boot and KICKS the leg! Lupay ENZIGURIS Veran, then handsprings up to his feet. Fans boo while Lupay howls. Lupay then drags Byrne up and whips him to a corner.
Lupay goes to the opposite corner, runs and handsprings, but then stops to drop step back the other way. Lupay howls again, rolls back and CHOPS Byrne! Byrne snarls and stares Lupay down. But then Lupay pokes Byrne in the eyes! Fans boo, Lupay whips Byrne again, but Byrne reverses. Lupay goes up and out, struts on the apron, howls, but then Veran slides out and trips him! Lupay hits hard on the apron edge, and then Veran picks him up off it to SLAM him onto the floor! Fans fire up, and then Byrne slides out to UPPERCUT Veran! Byrne puts Veran in the ring and Cole cheers him on.
Veran staggers up, Byrne ROCKS her with a big forearm! Fans rally for Veran, but Byrne ROCKS her again! Byrne swings again, but Veran slips around, ripcords, BEE STING! Byrne falls but Veran holds onto the wristlock! Veran drags Byrne up, wrenches and whips him hard into a corner! Byrne staggers forward into a scoop and SLAM into the drop zone! Veran then goes up the corner, for the BEETLE BOMB! Cover, TWO! Veran is annoyed but the fans rally up. Veran drags Byrne up, facelocks, and suplexes. Byrne slips free and waistlocks, but Veran standing switches. Byrne switches, they go to ropes, but Veran bucks the O’Conner.
Lupay returns to HOTSHOT Veran! Lupay climbs up the corner, Byrne storms over but Lupay leaps over him. Lupay keeps moving, ducks ‘n’ dodges Byrne’s attacks, then tilt-o-whirls to SIDE LEG SWEEP! Lupay rolls it back more, leg trap cradle! TWO, and both hurry up to their feet. Lupay ROCKS Byrne with a forearm, but Byrne rebounds and LARIATS! Byrne roars and fans fire up! Cole applauds but then Veran returns. Byrne swings but Veran gets around to ripcord again. But Byrne ducks the Bee Sting! Byrne clinches for an URENAGE! Lupay storms up but Byrne hip tosses him onto Veran!
Lupay staggers up to his feet, and Byrne clamps on the iron claw! Byrne squeezes Lupay’s head and pushes him down to the mat! Lupay kicks and flails but his shoulders are down! Cover, but Veran breaks it! Veran TOSSES Byrne out of the ring! Lupay CLAWS Veran’s back! Then GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Veran’s right back up! And she LARIATS Lupay down! Fans fire up with all three down! Cole coaches Byrne to get up, “This is your chance!” Byrne drags himself up at the railing, makes his way into the ring, and he aims from the corner. Veran stands up first, Byrne storms up, LOKO MONO!
Lupay stands up now, Byrne aims again, LOKO- NO! Lupay ducks the big metal fist! Lupay aims but Byrne deflects the superkick! IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Lupay flails, fans fire up, but wait! HARLEQUIN jumps the railing! His match is after this, but he’s here now! Harlequin SLAPS Cole and gets on the apron! The ref tells Harlequin to go away but they miss Lupay CLAWING at Byrne’s face! Fans boo as Byrne lets Lupay go and checks his face. Byrne swings, but Lupay catches him for a T-BONE SUPLEX! Byrne staggers up, into Lupay’s ROLLING ELBOW! Byrne falls into the drop zone as fans boo more!
Lupay goes up the corner, Harlequin runs around to push Veran into railing! Harlequin bows as the fans boo, and Lupay hits the FULL MOONSAULT! Cover, Lupay wins!!
Winner: Lupay, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the HPW Death Mountain Championship)
Fans boo but Harlequin celebrates with Lupay. The Twilight Princess will have to face a Wild Wolfos on top of a fiery Gerudo, will she make it through with both belts?
But wait! Here comes Onox! And after Onox, here comes Igos! And he’s brought the Ikana Royal Family, too! Sir Hurr & Sir Durr chase off Lupay while Onox and Igos flank Harlequin! No need to wait, their match is now!
HPW Termina Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Igos du Ikana VS Onox VS Harlequin!
The Ruler of Ruin and the General of Darkness have each held this title when it was the TCW Championship, even having faced off for it back in the day. But the Boisterous Bokoblin is a FOE they must both now face to get back to that gold. Who will move on to face the Gerudo Ace?
The bell rings and Harlequin looks back and forth between Igos and Onox as they surround him. Harlequin raises his hands and brings them together and shouts, “FIGHT!” The fans laugh at Harlequin’s attempt at being another referee. Igos and Onox stare down, and then look at Harlequin. They DOUBLE BOOT Harlequin down! Fans fire up while Harlequin flops out of the ring. Igos and Onox circle now and fans rally up. The two feel out the grapple, but then Igos KICKS Onox in the leg! Onox shrugs that off, swings on Igos, but Igos bobs ‘n’ weaves. Igos kicks again but Onox blocks it! Onox picks Igos up to RAM him into the corner!
Onox RAMS into Igos again, then runs corner to corner. Igos slips out to the apron, Onox stops himself before hitting buckles, but Igos ROUNDHOUSES him! Fans fire up as Onox staggers away, Igos jumps in and runs the ropes, but into a fireman’s carry! Igos flails and gets free, but Onox swats his kick! Onox reels Igos in, but Igos fights the lift with elbows. Igos ROCKS Onox with a forearm, but Onox ROCKS Igos in return! Harlequin returns, with a chair! Onox punches the chair out of Harlequin’s hands! Harlequin is stunned speechless, and then Onox grabs him with both hands! Onox lifts Harlequin up but Harlequin flails free!
Harlequin throws body shots, but Onox CLUBS Harlequin down! Igos returns to JUMP KNEE Onox! Igos mule kicks Harlequin, whips him to ropes, then KICKS him down! Harlequin sits up and sputters, Igos aims and BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO! Onox storms back up and he deadlift suplexes Igos! Fans fire up as Onox holds Igos up and walks around! The fans count, Onox holds Igos up for TEN before the SLAM! And then Harlequin covers Igos! TWO! Onox grabs at Harlequin but he scrambles away to the outside. Onox pursues and it’s a cat ‘n’ mouse game! Harlequin slips back into the ring and WRECKS Onox with a dropkick!
Harlequin laughs at Onox, but then Igos drags him into the ring with a dragon sleeper! GRAVESTONE HOLD! Harlequin flails, but ropebreaks won’t matter in a Triple Threat! Onox hurries in and CLOBBERS them both! Fans fire up as Onox drags Harlequin up. Onox fireman’s carries Harlequin but Igos kicks Onox low. Onox keeps Harlequin on his shoulders while he stands tall again! Onox roars at Igos, but Igos throws a forearm! And another forearm! And another forearm! Onox still stays standing! But then Harlequin flails around and gets free! Harlequin then kicks off Igos to TORNADO DDT Onox! Cover, TWO!
Harlequin looks around frantically while the fans fire up. Harlequin kicks Igos while he’s down and then goes outside the ring. Harlequin looks under the ring, fans chant “We Want Tables!” Harlequin brings out a table! Fans cheer and Harlequin nods and smiles, and then he pushes the table back under the ring! Fans boo while Harlequin still smiles and nods. Harlequin then brings out a sledgehammer! Fans boo more as Harlequin slithers into the ring. Harlequin takes aim as Igos stands up. Harlequin JAMS the hammer into Igos’ stomach! Then he rears back to CLOBBER Igos with the hammer! Fans boo loud as ever!
Harlequin mockingly asks Igos what’s wrong, then laughs as he kicks Igos out of the ring. Harlequin watches Onox slowly rise, and he takes aim from a corner. Onox is on his knees, and Harlequin runs in to CLOBBER Onox! Harlequin laughs as he covers Onox, TWO!?! Onox shocks everyone, especially Harlequin! Harlequin hurries to get the hammer back and he takes aim again. But Igos rises up behind Harlequin! He’s busted open, only adding to the fury in his eyes! Harlequin stares into those burning blue eyes and he drops the hammer! Igos bumps Harlequin off the buckle! And again, and again, and again!
Fans fire up while Igos lets off and Harlequin staggers away. Igos then steps back inside to fire off haymakers! Harlequin stumbles around, Igos hits a ROUNDHOUSE! Harlequin wobbles, and Onox POUNCES him to the ropes! Harlequin flops out of the ring and fans fire up as the Termina legends are alone in the ring again! Onox and Igos circle, Igos glaring through a growing crimson mask. The two rush in, Igos throws a kick but Onox throws a forearm and repeat! Onox gets the edge, spins, but Igos BOOTS the arm! Onox spins back the other way to CHOP Igos off his feet, and fans go nuts!
Onox drags Igos up, ROCKS him with a forearm, then whips him to ropes. Igos ducks a clothesline and BOOTS Onox! Onox rebounds, Igos dodges the clothesline again, and Igos springboards to QUEBRADA! Cover, TWO, but Igos PENALTY KICKS! Harlequin gets on the apron but Igos BOOTS him back down! Igos goes back to Onox but Onox fireman’s carries him! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Onox snarls while fans fire back up. Harlequin gets back on the apron, but Onox DECKS him! Onox goes back to Igos but Igos kicks Onox’s leg out! Then BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO!
Igos is frustrated but the fans rally up. Igos lifts Onox’s head with his foot, but Harlequin runs in! Igos SOBATS Harlequin, front kicks, then JUMP KNEES! Harlequin flops out of the ring, and Onox kicks Igos low! Onox suplexes for the GORGON STARE! Igos is dazed, Onox drags him back up and underhooks for the ONYX CASTLE!! Cover, Onox wins!
Winner: Onox, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender for the HPW Termina Championship)
The General of Darkness conquers the day! After defeating a joker and king, can he trump the Gerudo Ace?
HPW Triforce Championship: Kage VS Skull Kid!
The Hero’s Shadow has been waiting, and now that the Triforce Tournament is over, he finally has a challenger. It is unclear what brought Skull Kid’s mask to life and the implications of that moment, but if it happens again, Skull Kid will lose by default. Will Skull Kid find a way to win on his own? Or will Kage continue to cast his shadow over Hyrule?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see just how dark this storm can get!
The bell rings and the two circle as fans rally up. They approach, Skull Kid gets around to waistlock but Kage switches. Skull Kid switches back, slams Kage down to the mat, then rolls Kage to a bridging cover. ONE, Skull Kid holds on as Kage fights up to his feet. Kage breaks the hold and switches to waistlock Skull Kid. Skull Kid fights the lift and throws back elbows. Kage ducks on to let Skull Kid spin around, then Kage ROCKS Skull Kid with a forearm! Skull Kid stumbles, but he slowly turns his head to stare Kage down. Skull Kid laughs, and he swings on Kage! Kage bobs ‘n’ weaves, then BOOTS Skull Kid!
Skull Kid staggers but comes back, Kage sidesteps but Skull Kid springboards to flying arm-drag! Kage staggers up, Skull Kid arm-drags him again! Kage avoids the third arm-drag, then stalks Skull Kid. Kage full nelsons, but Skull Kid arm-drags free! Skull Kid runs in and LARIATS Kage down! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid rains down fists, referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands, but Skull Kid lets off to roar while fans boo. Skull Kid flips them all off, then he goes back to Kage. Skull Kid stomps Kage to ropes, then CHOKES him on the bottom rope! Sahasrahla reprimands and the fans boo, but Skull Kid lets off at 4.
Kage sputters and coughs, and Skull Kid basement dropkicks him! Kage flops to the apron and Skull Kid goes out to join him. Skull Kid drags Kage up, reels him in, but fans chant “NO! NO! NO! NO!” Kage fights the lift, and he Hebra Lifts Skull Kid! Skull Kid flails and sunset flips over, but Kage holds onto the ropes! Skull Kid keeps trying but Kage still holds on. Skull Kid lets go, but Kage jumps over the sweep! Kage mule kicks Skull Kid, then he takes aim. Kage leaps, but Skull Kid dodges! Skull Kid runs back in, but Kage sidesteps to send him right into the railing! Skull Kid hits the railing so hard, he tumbles up and over!
Fans lose their minds, especially those in the front row. Kage storms up to the railing, grabs at Skull Kid, but Skull Kid SPLASHES Kage with a fan’s drink! Fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands, but Skull Kid jumps back over the railing to POST Kage! Skull Kid pushes Kage into the ring, drags him to a cover, TWO! Skull Kid argues with Sahasrahla but the count was fair. Skull Kid goes back to Kage, but Kage throws body shots. Skull Kid eggs Kage on and Kage throws haymakers! Kage whips, Skull Kid reverses but then dodges Kage’s clothesline on the rebound. Skull Kid runs the ropes, springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO!
Kage keeps cool as he drags Skull Kid up. Kage kicks Skull Kid, puts him in a corner, then stomps a mudhole in! The fans fire up but Sahasrahla counts, and Kage lets off at 4. Kage runs corner to corner and comes back to HYDRAULIC DROPKICK! Kage drags Skull Kid to a cover, TWO! Kage drags Skull Kid up and Skull Kid throws forearms! Skull Kid fires off in the corner, Sahasrahla counts, and Skull Kid gets in Sahasrahla’s face! Fans boo and Sahasrahla reprimands Skull Kid, reminding him that he is the referee and therefore in charge! Skull Kid goes back to Kage and Kage BOOTS him!
Kage brings Skull Kid around, suplexes, then floats to get the wrists! He sits Skull Kid up, but Skull Kid scrambles around! Skull Kid gets to the ROPEBREAK, so Kage has to let Skull Kid go. Skull Kid bails out and Kage waits on him. Sahasrahla starts the ring count as Skull Kid paces around the ring, and he waits until 5 of 10 to slide back in. Kage storms up but Skull Kid slides back out. Fans boo but Skull Kid flips them all off. Kage slides out behind Skull Kid, and Skull Kid turns around to see him, and then freaks out! Skull Kid scrambles back into the ring and Kage chases after. Skull Kid runs the ropes but Kage gets around him!
Kage full nelsons, Skull Kid drops to victory roll, TWO! Skull Kid swings, misses, and Kage HOOK SHOTS him! A reference back to his brother, Link! Kage reels Skull Kid into the full nelson, for a SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Kage wants Skull Kid to get up again, and Skull Kid staggers up, into another full nelson and SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Skull Kid staggers up again, Kage shoots around to another full nelson, for another SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX! Skull Kid flounders and Kage storms up after him. Kage drags Skull Kid up, Electric Chair Lifts, but Skull Kid throws down fists! Skull Kid then RANAS Kage and himself out of the ring!
Fans fire up while both men are down on the outside. Sahasrahla goes out to check both men, and they’re both somehow okay to continue. Sahasrahla goes back into the ring and starts the count. Skull Kid sits up at 3 of 10, then stands at 5. Skull Kid drags Kage up, SMACKS him off the apron, and then pushes him into the ring. Skull Kid stomps Kage, and gives him toying kicks to the back of the head. Kage sits up and frowns at Skull Kid. Skull Kid KICKS Kage in the chest! Kage grimaces but he stays seated upright. Skull Kid KICKS him again! And KICKS him again! And again! And again, but Kage blocks this one!
Kage stands up, CLUBS the leg, then CHOPS Skull Kid! Kage whips Skull Kid to a corner, runs in, but Skull Kid goes up and over to O’Conner Roll, with tights! Sahasrahla sees that and stops counting! Skull Kid complains, but Kage pops him into a REAR NAKED CHOKE! Fans fire up as Skull Kid flails! Skull Kid breaks the body scissors, rolls back to a cover, TWO! Skull Kid staggers back into a corner, but he quickly runs in, TORPEDO- NO, Kage avoids the flying headbutt! Skull Kid crashes ‘n’ burns, ends up in the other corner, and Kage runs in to UPPERCUT! Kage uses the corner to help in the Electric Chair Lift!
But Skull Kid grabs the ropes! Sahasrahla counts, but Kage drops Skull Kid to then BLINDSIDE ROLLING ELBOW! Skull Kid flops against the ropes, and Kage hoists him onto the top of the corner. Kage then Electric Chair Lifts again, but he also climbs the corner! Kage carefully turns around, Skull Kid on his shoulders. Fans fire up, but Skull Kid throws down fists! Skull Kid spins and SUPER STEINERS Kage, onto Sahasrahla!! Fans lose their minds after Sahasrahla taking that rough of a bump! Skull Kid sees Sahasrahla is down, and then he slowly turns to look at the camera. “No one said I couldn’t cheat!” What?!
Skull Kid then goes out to look under the ring! Fans boo as Skull Kid brings out chair after chair after chair and puts them in the ring. Skull Kid piles the chairs together, then drags Kage over. But Kage fights back with body shots! Fans rally up as Kage ROCKS Skull Kid with a forearm! Skull Kid ENZIGURIS right back! Kage wobbles, Skull Kid runs, and he BULLDOG onto the chairs!! Skull Kid shouts at Sahasrahla while pushing chairs out of the ring. Sahasrahla comes to while Kage sits up in a daze. Skull Kid takes aim from the corner, TORPEDO MAJORA!! Cover, TWO?!? Kage survives and shocks everyone!!
Skull Kid is furious! He yells at Sahasrahla, but Sahasrahla tells him to again respect his authority! Kage crawls to the apron while they argue, and fans rally up. Skull Kid storms over and brings Kage up, and Sahasrahla sees all the chairs. Sahasrahla asks what all of those are doing there, and Skull Kid plays dumb with a shrug. But then Kage trips Skull Kid! Skull Kid lands hard on the apron! Kage then picks Skull Kid up off the apron in an Electric Chair Lift! DARK CLOUD on the chair pile!!! Fans lose their minds again while both men are down on the floor! Sahasrahla checks on Skull Kid, and somehow he’s still conscious!
Kage drags Skull Kid up, puts him in the ring, and then has him against the ropes. Kage “draws his sword,” runs side to side, and MASTER SWORDS Skull Kid in the back! Kage then drags Skull Kid up to another Electric Chair Lift! For another DARK CLOUD!!! Cover, Kage wins!!
Winner: Kage, by pinfall (still HPW Triforce Champion)
Lightning doesn’t strike twice, but the The Hero’s Shadow does! Two devastating drivers finish off Skull Kid, and Kage hoists up the title again! What will it take for someone to dethrone him?
Wait! Zelda is here! After losing the Goddess Championship at the Triforce Anniversary, the Princess of Hyrule is back! She applauds, but perhaps a bit sarcastically. She gets a mic, but before she can say anything, out comes Fin Balure & Arrow Club! Fin and the Club also applaud, but then Fin aims his air bow at Kage. Zelda walks over to push that aside. Fin glares at her while she looks at Kage to say, “Congratulations, Kage, on still being Triforce Champion. You defeated someone who needed help to win the Triforce Tournament. Now maybe you can face someone who didn’t lose a title for over two years.”
“Or you could face someone who wasn’t protected by management the whole time,” Fin counters. Zelda frowns at Fin while fans go “Ooooh~…!” But then, Skull Kid’s mask rises from ringside in its full monster form! The monster storms up into the ring and stares Kage down. “I. Am. Majora! And I was the one who won that tournament. Face ME next!” Skull Kid asks, “But what about me?” Majora says, “A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. Your role has just ended.” Skull Kid pouts and sulks away. Wait, on the tron! It’s LINK! He’s running the ropes, then finishes off with a springboard and hero landing! Seems he’s healthy now!
Link looks at the camera, eyes burning with determination. “Brother. We’ve already shed blood. There’s nothing left to say, other than… YOU’RE NEXT!” Fans fire up as Kage now has FOUR challengers coming for him! Who gets their shot first? Will Kage survive as champion much longer?
HPW Trios Championships Blood & Thunder: The UnderWorld Order VS Arrow Club VS The Dames of the Dunes!
Gomess, Death Sword and the #GibdoReborn, Scaldera, have these belts, but only because Hollywood ReDead and Ted Beedle Ossi had a part to play. Mack, Rick and Scaly wanted their shot, while Riju, Buliara & Tali deserve a rematch. So the best way to punish the controversial champions is to make them face both teams inside the storm! Who survives the return of the double cage?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see if the numbers spell disaster at ThunderStruck!
Starting off for each team is Gomess, Scaly and Riju. The bell rings and the two monsters corner tiny Riju. Scaly rushes in, Riju slips around him but Gomess waistlocks. Riju switches, shoves Gomess into Scaly, then ENZIGURIS Gomess! Scaly storms back up but Riju slips away to the second ring. Scaly pursues but Riju dropkicks him in the ropes! Scaly gets stuck and Riju fires off Kawada Kicks! Riju then tops it off with one big BOOT! Scaly flops out of the ropes but Gomess leaps in to AX HANDLE Riju down! Gomess stomps Riju, then he stomps Scaly. Gomess drags Riju up, whips her to a corner, but Riju goes up and over!
Riju keeps moving, she ducks ‘n’ dodges to then RANA Gomess to a corner! Scaly is in the opposite corner, Riju runs in to dropkick! And then Riju runs corner to corner to dropkick Gomess! Riju runs back at Scaly, but Scaly picks her up, and runs her corner to corner! Gomess gets out of the way in time so as not to be sandwiched! Gomess then comes back around, but Scaly CLOBBERS him with a big back elbow! Scaly roars and fans are torn. Scaly goes back to Riju, and TOSSES her across the ring! Scaly flexes while fans duel, “LET’S GO, DA-AMES!” “ARROW CLUB!” Scaly kicks Gomess around, and the countdown begins!
The fans count along, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The Dames of the Dunes have the advantage and send out Buliara! Buliara rushes down to the ring and slides into the cage. Scaly meets her at the first ring on the left and they throw hands! Fans fire up, Buliara gets the edge, and she ROCKS him with a right! Buliara then pushes him into a corner for more haymakers. Riju is up and she stomps Gomess. Riju pushes Gomess through the ropes to the first ring, then pushes him into a corner to stomp him. Buliara & Riju coordinate, then they run corner to corner, Riju dropkicks Scaly while Buliara CANNONBALLS Gomess!
Buliara goes back to Scaly and stomps him down. Buliara digs her boot in, Riju goes to the adjacent corner and climbs up. Riju aims, but Gomess hits the ropes to trip her up! Buliara rushes Gomess and ROCKS him with a forearm! Buliara CLUBS him, but Scaly runs up to CLOBBER Buliara! Scaly drags Riju off the corner, but Riju fights free, only for Gomess to waistlock. Riju switches, Gomess switches, but then Scaly waistlocks Gomess! DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEX! Riju goes flying across the ring again! Scaly flexes again, but then Buliara spins him around to ROCK him with a forearm!
Fans fire up as Buliara kicks and whips, but Scaly reverses. Scaly scoops but Buliara slips free! Buliara waistlocks but Scaly’s so big! Scaly throws back elbows and gets free. Scaly runs, RAMS shoulders with Buliara, but Buliara rebounds to CROSSBODY Scaly! The fans fire up as Buliara hammers away on Scaly! Gomess gets up and he kicks Buliara down, but Riju jumps onto Gomess for a SLEEPER! Buliara kicks Gomess’ legs out to bring him to his knees. Riju thrashes around while Gomess is on all fours! But Scaly reels Buliara into a clinch! BELLY2BELLY SUPLEX! Scaly then SENTONS, but Riju moves! Only Gomess gets squashed!
The countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Arrow Club sends out Mack Quackson! Mack hurries in while Riju kicks away on Scaly. Riju sees Mack and rushes over, but Mack dodges to SUPERKICK! Buliara is back up, Mack SUPERKICKS her back down! Scaly drags Gomess up, and feeds him to a SUPERKICK! Fans fire up while Mack shakes the ropes! Scaly stomps Gomess, Mack stomps Riju, then Mack stomps Buliara. Scaly coordinates with Mack and he drags Gomess up again. Scaly feeds Gomess to Mack, but Gomess blocks Mack’s kick! Gomess sends the foot into Scaly, and then he DROPKICKS Mack!
Buliara and Riju regroup while Gomess POSTS Scaly! Scaly falls into the “No Man’s Land” between both rings! Gomess turns around as Buliara helps Riju with the RAILGUN DROPKICK! Mack returns but Buliara gets around him to atomic drop! Buliara holds on and Riju ENZIGURIS! Buliara then picks Mack up to a fireman’s carry, and Riju runs to NECKBREAKER GORON DROP COMBO! Scaly stands up in No Man’s Land, Buliara triangle jump LARIATS him back down! Riju gets in No Man’s Land and stomps Scaly. Riju & Buliara drag Scaly into the second ring, then into a drop zone.
Riju goes up top while Buliara plays defense. Riju drops the ULTIMATE ELBOW! Direct hit! But this match can’t end until everyone has entered the cage, so Riju doesn’t bother with the cover. The Dames both go back to the first ring, and Buliara throws hands with Gomess while Riju brawls with Mack. Gomess gets the edge on Buliara and puts her in a corner to stomp a mudhole. Riju whips Mack but Mack reverses, but he avoids her handspring attack! Mack runs the ropes but Riju dodges him, redirects him, then springboards for a CROSSBODY! Both Mack rolls through with it! Mack pops Riju up for a- RANA!
Fans fire up as Mack stumbles back up. Riju runs in, handsprings and arm-drags! Mack staggers up again, Riju runs in to tilt-o-whirl, but Mack blocks! Mack powers Riju to a NORTHERN LIGHTS! Mack rolls through and the Hebra Express gets going! NORTHERN LIGHTS after NORTHERN LIGHTS, but they end up by the ropes, and Riju uses those to kick off and TORNADO DDT! And now the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The UnderWorld Order sends Death Sword! And he looks under the ring, to bring out chairs! He puts them in, Gomess gets one to SMACK Riju! And then he SMACKS Buliara!
Death Sword storms in, bringing in more chairs! Death Sword sees Scaly getting up in the second ring so he storms over. Death Sword SMACKS Scaly back down! Gomess wedges a chair into a corner, then wedges another chair in the opposite corner. Gomess brings Buliara up, and RAMS her into a chair! Gomess brings Mack up, aims and RAMS him into the other chair corner! Gomess then grabs a loose chair and aims at Riju. Gomess JAMS her in the stomach, then SMACKS her on the back! Fans boo but the uWo soak up the heat. Gomess kicks Riju into a corner, then wedges the chair in front of her face!
Death Sword SMACKS Scaly down again while Gomess runs corner to corner, and he DROPKICKS the chair into Riju! Gomess stomps Mack on his way to the second ring to help Death Sword with Scaly. They drag Scaly up, double whip him to ropes, but Scaly holds ropes. Gomess runs in but Scaly sidesteps to send him into the steel! Scaly ROCKS Death Sword, then whips him into the steel! Scaly roars, fans fire up, and he runs to DOUBLE LARIAT the uWo down! Scaly then drags Gomess up and scoops, and he LAWN DARTS him at the steel! Mack crawls over to the second ring and he CLUBS Death Sword while he’s down!
Mack hammers away on Death Sword, then he and Scaly drag him up. They mug Death Sword, and then put him in a corner. They hoist him up to the top rope, then Mack climbs up after him. Mack brings Death Sword up, but Death Sword resists the suplex! Death Sword throws body shots, but Scaly gets into No Man’s Land to throw body shots on Death Sword. Mack CLUBS Death Sword, brings him back up, but Gomess gets into No Man’s Land. Gomess runs up on Scaly, but Scaly counter punches Gomess! But Death Sword choke grips Mack! Death Sword SUPER CHOKE SLAMS Mack down!
The countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Tali hurries down to ringside while Death Sword goes after Scaly in No Man’s Land! The uWo mugs Scaly, beat him down, and then Death Sword dragon sleepers! Gomess gets the legs, but Scaly fights out of Death Knell! Tali looks under the ring, and she brings out a TABLE! Fans fire up as Riju helps Tali get the table into the ring. Buliara staggers up, the Dames regroup and set the table up while Scaly RAMS Gomess into the steel! Scaly sees what the Dames are up to but Death Sword sucker punches him! Scaly and Death Sword brawl while the Dames pick up chairs.
Gomess staggers up, Scaly ROCKS Death Sword, but they all see the Dames storming up. TRIPLE CHAIRSHOT HEADSHOTS!! Fans lose their minds while Gomess, Scaly, and Death Sword all flop down! Mack sits up in the second ring and sees the Dames all standing tall. Fans all go “Oooh~!” as Mack realizes he’s all alone! The Dames walk through No Man’s Land while Mack backs up as far as he can. But that means he literally ends up back against the wall. Tali swings, Mack dodges and shoves her into a corner! Mack blocks Riju’s chairshot, kicks her low and has the chair to SMACK her on the back!
Buliara steps up, she and Mack clash chair to chair! And again! Buliara swings but Mack dodges and stomps the chair out of her hand! Mack SMACKS Buliara on the back! Riju staggers back up, Mack throws the chair to her, then SUPERKICKS the chair into her face! Mack fires up, but Tali SPEARS him down! Tali glares down at Mack and says, “WHAT?!” as she looms over him. Scaly storms up and ROCKS Tali! Scaly and Tali brawl, Gomess & Death Sword drag Riju into the first ring! They stomp away on Riju but Buliara hobbles over as fast as she can. Buliara CLUBS Death Sword, but Gomess kicks her low.
The countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Arrow Club’s at full power as Rick runs down to the ring! He gets in, slips past Gomess, Death Sword, Buliara and Riju to help Scaly and Mack against Tali. Tali does her best to fight but that’s 3v1! Scaly whips Tali to ropes and the Young Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK! In the other ring, Death Sword choke grips Buliara and brings her towards the table the Dames brought in! But Buliara clubs away on Death Sword’s arm! Buliara ROCKS Death Sword with a forearm! Gomess whips Riju, but Riju RANAS, only for Gomess to block! Gomess swings Riju up and aims for the table!
Buliara saves Riju from the bomb! Buliara kicks Gomess, then throws Riju at Death Sword for a CODE BREAKER! Buliara DECKS Gomess! Riju and Buliara hurry to position the table, and they put Death Sword on it! Riju then climbs the corner, but Buliara climbs up with her. Riju then gets on Buliara’s shoulders to go even higher! Fans fire up, Riju takes a deep breath, ULTIMATE ULTIMATE ELBOW, but Gomess saves Death Sword! ONLY RIJU GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!!! Fans lose their minds all over again while Buliara is speechlessly horrified as she looks at the wreckage down below!
Death Sword and Gomess regroup in a corner while Buliara hops down to check on Riju. Riju stirs, but Death Sword and Gomess storm up. Buliara is furious and she fires off on them with big forearms and elbows! Fans fire up with Buliara, but Death Sword & Gomess both kick her low! Death Sword & Gomess double whip but Buliara cartwheels through! Buliara comes back to DOUBLE LARIAT, but Gomess avoids one! Gomess runs, but Buliara LARIATS him after all! Buliara runs and clotheslines Death Sword in a corner! Then Buliara runs to clothesline Gomess in the other corner! Then she short arm LARIATS Gomess!
Death Sword storms up to ROCK Buliara! Death Sword whips, Buliara reverses but Death Sword LARIATS! Buliara stays up and growls! Buliara throws a forearm, Death Sword throws a forearm back, and fans fire up as they go faster and faster, harder and harder! They just keep going!! Buliara ROCKS Death Sword, Gomess staggers over, and Buliara DECKS Gomess! Death Sword comes back and DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Even Arrow Club applauds the exchange they just saw. But then Tali CLOBBERS Scaly from behind! Tali DECKS Rick, ELBOWS Mack, but the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Scaldera is finally released, Blood & Thunder can end!
Fans fire up as Scaldera brings out a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat! Scaldera storms into the ring, he aims as Buliara rises up, and Scaldera JAMS her in the stomach! Then SMACKS her on the back! Scaldera then digs the barbed wire into Buliara’s back! Fans freak out while Buliara endures! Tali storms into the first ring and drags Scaldera off Buliara! Tali waistlocks but Scaldera fights the lift! Scaldera elbows free, then JAMS Tali in the stomach with the bat! Scaldera goes after Tali’s face! Tali holds off the bat, kicks Scaldera low, and now Tali has the bat! Tali CLOBBERS Scaldera with the bat!
Tali stalks Scaldera, sits him up, and she digs the barbed wire into his face!! Fans lose their minds again as she treats him like cheese and the bat is the grater! Buliara gets up, blood dripping from a shoulder, and she stomps Scaldera down! Gomess has a chair and he SMACKS Tali on the back! Buliara ROCKS Gomess! Death Sword BOOTS Buliara! Scaly DECKS Death Sword! Tali JAMS Scaly with the bat! Tali aims again, but the Ducks DOUBLE SUPERKICK her! Arrow Club realizes they’re the only ones standing, and they all hurry to cover someone! The ref has a small freakout before he counts! TWO!!! Fans are thunderous as Death Sword, Tali and Buliara all survive!
Riju finally stirs in the corner. She hobbles over, wielding a piece of the busted table! Riju swings but misses, and Mack SUPERKICKS her! Riju staggers around, Rick SUPERKICKS her! Riju flops and flounders, and Scaly choke grips her. GRE- NO! Tali SPEARS Scaly down! Riju scurries away into the second ring and the Ducks pursue while Tali hammers away on Scaly! Gomess hobbles up, he CLUBS Tali on the back, and Tali stops hammering Scaly to stand up and glare at Gomess. Tali grabs Gomess, pops him up, and SPINEBUSTERS! The Ducks double whip Riju to a corner, Rick runs in to SHINING WIZARD!
Rick GAMANGIRIS! FOREARMS! Headlock, BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO! Rick covers, TWO!! Fans are thunderous as Riju stays in this! The Ducks drag Riju up, and Mack gut wrenches while Rick goes to No Man’s Land. But Buliara YANKS Rick out of the springboard! Buliara throws Rick to Tali for a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Riju slips free of Mack’s gut wrench to dragon sleeper! REVERSE DDT! Cover, TWO! Buliara and Tali join Riju in the second ring and they drag Mack up. Riju climbs up onto the shoulders of Buliara and Tali, but Death Sword SMACKS Buliara on the back with a chair!
The Dames’ pyramid is no longer stable! Gomess drags Riju off the top into a crucifix lift! Scaldera runs in to CYCLONE BOOT Tali!! Mack staggers up into a choke grip! CHOKE SLAM and SCYTHE’S EDGE at the same time!! Scaly hobbles into the second ring, Scaldera hits a three-point stance and ROCKS him with a running forearm! Death Sword wraps Scaly in a dragon sleeper and Gomess gets the legs! Scaldera grabs the chair, he places it under Scaly, and the UWO hit DEATH KNELL on the chair!! The UWO triple covers, the UWO wins!!
Winners: The UnderWorld Order, by pinfall (still HPW Trios Champions)
Despite cheating to get these titles, the UWO keep these titles within the chaos of Blood & Thunder! Their reign rolls on just like the storm in Thundra Plateau, will they continue to strike down trio after trio in HPW?
My Thoughts:
I think I let this one get away from me a bit. Probably did too much to try and make this epic, during a time where real-life wrestling companies are doing the same and it’s hard to keep up. ROH returning to weekly TV also dug into my time, and depending on how AEW Collision goes, that might take my Saturdays… I mostly feel unsure about Blood & Thunder. I should’ve arranged the order of entry better, mostly for Arrow Club, as it felt off to send the Ducks in after Scaly. But I’d already written quite a bit before getting that feeling and I didn’t wanna start over.
But in the end, the UWO feels like the right winner. They’re establishing their power, the Gerudo Sisterhood has already held the titles in multiple formations, and I kinda want Arrow Club to also rearrange things. Fin is still going for a solo title, but Torbevito could swap with Scaly for a full speed formation and then Scaly goes for a midcard title. I was also a little conflicted on Kage VS Skull Kid, but it just felt right that Kage retains to now have four contenders. I honestly don’t even know if Skull Kid and Majora are still UWO, but Majora is more likely than Skull Kid.
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The guys discuss Episode 2 of Season 8 of Game of Thrones. Jaime atones for his past sins and Jon reveals his true heritage. What could possibly go awry?
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The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 73
After his shocking return in May, The Hero’s Shadow, Kage, will battle with Gerudo Ace, Ganon, both hoping to go back for the Undisputed Triforce World Championship!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness: Majora VS Kevin Gibdo; Kevin wins and becomes the new Million Rupee Champion.
- HPW Goddess Championship: Ladrona VS Tali w/ Shabonne; Ladrona wins and retains the title.
- Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GANON VS KAGE; Ganon wins will challenge Zelda for the title at Treasure Island.
- HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder: The Faces of Evil VS Arrow Club VS Midna, Cia & Lana; Midna, Cia & Lana win and become the new HPW World Trios Champions.
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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!
The summer is hot and the storm is rolling in. The clouds cast their shadow, and The Dark Forces want complete control of HPW. And yet, there is a rogue element that stands in their way! While Harlequin, Lupay & Glutko must defend their HPW World Trios Championships inside the demented double ring, double cage, the Dame of the Dunes goes after Thief Girl, Ladrona, to be the Goddess of HPW! Plus, the Gerudo Ace was just as shocked as anyone that the Hero’s Shadow, KAGE, made his return at Wrestling Is Life! The two now battle, and the winner will meet Zelda on Treasure Island! Will this be the moment Ganon and his minions take over the world? Or can Kage keep the tyrant at bay?
But first, the Gibdo of All Gibdos, the last OG Dark Forces member still affiliated with the faction, wants his revenge on the UnderWorld Order’s Masked Monster! Kevin was seen stepping back into the sarcophagus, and a shining light enveloping him. Will whatever magic that was imbued in him be enough to win back the Million Rupee Championship? Or will the Moon Madness be the death of him? HPW ThunderStruck 4 starts now!
Million Rupee Championship Moon Madness: Majora VS Kevin Gibdo!
Even though there’s no such thing as cheating in No Disqualification style matches, The UnderWorld Order still cheated the Gibdo of All Gibdos at HyruleMania. But Kevin has been plotting revenge ever since, and he finally has his rematch. But will this be Kevin’s return to glory? Or will the Dark Forces fail to cash in?
Wait, the sarcophagus is brought out here again. We saw Kevin step inside this and a light shining from within. The sarcophagus slowly opens, and the light shines again! Kevin is adorned in gold wrappings, and there seem to be moths fluttering around. The fans are in awe but Majora doesn’t seem impressed. The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and time to spin the wheel!
The wheel does spin, and it lands on… TITAN’S MITT MATCH! The ring staff presents the glove of power and throws it into the middle of the ring. The only weapon legal in this match is that glove, will someone put it on and get a knockout victory?
Titan’s Mitt Match!
The bell rings and naturally, both men scramble for the mitt! Well, Majora reaches down, but Kevin facelocks Majora to bring him around and put in a corner. Kevin fires body shot after body shot and the fans fire up! Kevin digs his boot in, the fans cheer, and Majora flails and sputters. Kevin lets off, walks over to the mitt, and he puts it on. The fans fire up as Kevin storms over to Majora again. But Majora kicks a leg out! Kevin hobbles, Majora CLUBS him, and Majora grabs for the mitt! Kevin fights against that and the fans rally up. Kevin throws Majora away, Majora ends up in another corner, and Kevin runs in.
Majora dodges the lariat, Kevin hits buckles, and Majora UPPERCUTS Kevin! Majora wraps Kevin’s arm around the ropes and pulls on the arm! The fans boo as Kevin can only suffer. Majora lets go, then BOOTS the ropes to jam up the arm! Kevin clutches his elbow, and Majora wants the mitt! Majora keeps Kevin in the corner as he pulls at the glove, but Kevin goes for a chinbar to counter. Majora throws back elbows, then he grabs the arm again. Majora pulls the glove off Kevin’s hand, then scrambles away so he can put it on his own hand. Kevin runs up and BOOTS Majora! Majora staggers around, comes back, but Kevin ducks the big Titan Mitt haymaker!
Kevin fires body shots again, has Majora on the ropes, but Majora SHOVES Kevin away! The Titan Mitt really gives a power boost with how far Kevin tumbles away! The fans boo, Kevin bails out, and Majora goes out the side. Majora storms in around the way, and he brings Majora up. But Kevin choke grips him! Majora powers Kevin’s hand away with the Titan Mitt! Majora then swings Kevin around into the barriers! And then into the apron! Majora choke grips Kevin now, and gives him an APRON CHOKE SLAM!! The fans boo while Kevin writhes and Majora pushes Kevin into the ring. Majora pushes Kevin to a cover, TWO!
The countdown is here! The fans count it out, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The wheel spins again, and lands on… DOG COLLAR MATCH!
Dog Collar Match!
The ring crew hurries to bring out the chain with the collars on either side, and they bring that to the ring. Majora is annoyed, but fastens the collar around his neck. Kevin sits up in a daze, the ref makes sure he’s okay to continue, then he puts the collar on him. Kevin stands up, the bell rings again, and the two tug-o-war with the collar chain! The fans rally behind Kevin but the Titan Mitt still gives Majora the advantage! Majora slowly reels Kevin in, but Kevin uses that to jump on Majora! GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! The fans fire up as Kevin drags Majora down! Majora endures, fights to stay on his feet, and he fires body shots with the mitt!
Kevin grits his teeth as Majora punches away on his side! Majora powers up and SPINEBUSTERS Kevin down! The fans boo while both men are down! The ref starts a standing count, both men are down but stirring at 4 of 10. Majora slowly rises at 6, but Kevin sits bolt upright at 7! The fans fire up as Kevin grabs the mitt! Majora tries to shake free but Kevin kicks him low, then wrenches and WRINGS the arm out! Majora writhes, and Kevin goes after the mitt again! The two struggle, both of Kevin’s hands after Majora’s gloved hand, but Majora grabs the chain with his free hand to YANK Kevin around! The fans boo as Majora CHOKES Kevin by pulling on the chain!
Majora drags Kevin up, whips him into the corner, then uses the chain to reel him in! TITAN MITT PUNCH!! The fans boo as Kevin goes down in a heap! Majora hurries to cover, TWO?!? Majora is shocked and the fans are thunderous as Kevin miraculously survives! But Kevin is in bad shape, and Majora drags him around with the chain! The fans boo as Majora drags Kevin up again, puts him in a corner, and he winds up again! But Kevin flops right down! The fans boo and Majora laughs, but then Kevin slumps out of the ring. Majora is immediately annoyed, and he works to drag Kevin back in using the chain.
The fans rally as Majora drags Kevin up, but then Kevin YANKS Majora down! The fans fire up as Kevin drags Majora to the apron and rains down fists! The fans cheer, but then fans see the countdown! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Kevin climbs up onto the apron while the wheel spins. It lands on on… STEEL CAGE MATCH! Well, we’ve already got the Blood & Thunder cage so why not? Kevin still climbs onto the apron, even as the cage is lowering! The fans are already freaking out, but Kevin still hits his APRON LEG DROP! The fans cheer, and Kevin hurries to get Majora inside the ring as the cage approaches!
Steel Cage Match!
The double cage is secured onto the double ring, and Kevin grinds his forearm into Majora’s face! The ring staff put on the locks and give the thumbs up. Kevin peels the Titan Mitt off Majora’s hand, then puts it on his own so he can choke grip and deadlift Majora! The fans fire up as Kevin gives Majora a TITAN MITT CHOKE SLAM!! But Kevin can’t make the cover as he has to catch his breath first! That, and he isn’t satisfied with just this! Kevin slashes his throat and uses the dog collar chain to drag Majora back up! The fans fire up as Kevin then gut wrenches Majora! Kevin positions Majora, but Majora kicks and flails!
Majora turns things around on Kevin to gut wrench him now! The fans boo, but now Kevin kicks and flails so he can turn things back around! But then Majora pulls on the chain again! Kevin coughs and sputters, Majora drags him into a victory roll! TWO!! Kevin escapes and both men stagger up to their feet, but the chain keeps them from going too far from each other! They both run up, and DOUBLE LARIATS knock both men back down! The fans thunderously declare, “This is Awesome!” The ref checks both behemoths, and they’re both somehow okay to continue. The only thing is, that clock is ticking!
The fans rally as hard as they can for Kevin, but a good 15 seconds grinds away as the two start to stir. Kevin rises up first, but Majora isn’t far behind. Majora wraps the chain around Kevin’s neck and CHOKES him with it! The fans boo while Kevin grips at the chain! The Titan Mitt’s strength means nothing if he can’t get his fingers in there! Majora RAMS Kevin into the steel of the cage! The fans boo as he DRIBBLES Kevin against the steel, then hits a BIG back suplex! Majora covers, TWO! Kevin is toughing it out and that pisses Majora off! Majora decides to go for the door! The fans boo Majora taking the easy way out!
Majora reaches out as the door opens, but Kevin grabs hold of the chain! Kevin is anchoring Majora! Majora drags Kevin, but Kevin’s Titan Mitt helps him win the tug-o-war! Plus, the countdown is back! Majora shouts in anger as the fans count, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The wheel spins, and it lands on… I QUIT MATCH?!?
I Quit Match!
Majora is even angrier than he was a moment ago! No more escaping the cage, he has to make Kevin say those dreaded words! Kevin reels Majora in, but Majora uses that to run in and TORPEDO MAJORA!! Down goes Kevin! Majora is also dazed, but he flounders his way over to Kevin. Majora HAMMERS away on Kevin! The fans boo as Majora grabs at the Titan’s Mitt. Kevin clenches his fist to block Majora’s attempts, so Majora HEADBUTTS Kevin! And HEADBUTTS, and HEADBUTTS, and HEADBUTTS, HEADBUTTS, HEADBUTTS! The fans boo but Majora stops as Kevin’s fist opens up!
Majora grabs the glove and pries it off Kevin’s undead hand! Majora is laughing maniacally as he puts the glove on. Majora kneels on Kevin’s chest and grabs an arm with the Titan Mitt hand. Majora tells Kevin to “say it” or else! Kevin just uses that trapped hand to flip Majora off! So Majora BENDS that finger with the Titan Mitt!! The fans tell Majora he’s sick while Kevin shouts out in pain! Kevin refuses to give up, so Majora drags Kevin up off the mat. Majora puts Kevin against the ropes and fires a TITAN MITT BODY BLOW!! The fans boo while Kevin coughs and sputters! Majora makes him stand up with the chain.
Majora tells Kevin to say it or he gets another one! Kevin shakes his head so Majora TITAN MITT BODY BLOWS!! The fans boo, Kevin coughs and sputters again, but Majora makes him stand up again. Majora tells him to just say it already! Kevin snarls. and then BITES Majora on the forehead! The fans fire up and Majora shouts in pain! Majora shoves Kevin away, then DECKS him with the Titan Mitt!! The fans boo, but wait! If Kevin is out cold, he can’t say “I Quit!” Majora is angry at himself, and he stresses out because the clock is still ticking! Majora tells Kevin to wake up and say the words! Kevin sputters and coughs as he slowly regains consciousness.
Majora sits Kevin up and demands he say the words! Kevin looks Majora in the eyes, then laughs. Majora is furious, and he drags Kevin up, winds up, but Kevin grabs Majora with both hands! Kevin CHOKES Majora into the corner by the door! Majora reaches for the door, but he can’t escape like this! Kevin thrashes him around, then brings him around for a SKY HIGH! Kevin tells Majora to say it now, but Majora sputters and coughs instead. The countdown’s back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!!” The wheel spins and lands on… CATTLE PROD?!?
Cattle Prod Match!
The ring crew indeed brings out a long stick with a pronged end, and they show that it indeed zaps! The door is open, so the staff member steps up, and he just tosses the thing into the ring! It almost ends up in the second ring! Kevin looks at the guy incredulously while the fans laugh, and the staff member just sheepishly smiles and shrugs. Kevin sighs and gets up to walk that way, but then Majora uses the chain and a grip on Kevin’s leg to hold him back! Kevin kicks at Majora but Majora snarls under his breath, maybe a curse word or two. Majora trips Kevin, drops an ELBOW on him, then heads for the prod.
Kevin grabs Majora with the Titan Mitt! The fans fire up, but then Majora LOW BLOWS Kevin! The fans boo again, and Majora laughs as he hobbles over to the cattle prod. Majora picks it up and tells Kevin he’s gonna wish he’d just quit! Majora makes sure the prod works, and then he aims at Kevin! ZAP!! The fans boo and call Majora out for being sick, but Majora just laughs as he tortures Kevin! Majora lets off to soak up the heat from the fans, then he just ZAPS Kevin again! Majora says he should’ve just made this the match from the start! Majora goes for a third, but Kevin uses the Titan Mitt to grab the prod!
The fans tell Majora he messed up now, and Kevin rises up. Kevin takes the prod away from Majora, and Majora begs for mercy! The fans chant “ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!” and Kevin obliges as he ZAPS Majora! Majora spasms and falls against ropes, only for Kevin to ZAP him again! Majora lurches and falls to the mat! Kevin drags him with the chain but Majora flails and kicks at him to prevent a cover. Kevin stomps Majora around, rips the dog collar away from his own neck, and drags Majora up with the chain again. Kevin uses the chain to whip Majora into the steel of the cage! The fans cheer as Kevin whips Majora to the other side!
Kevin grabs the cattle prod again, but turns around into a TORPEDO MAJORA!!! Both men are down while the countdown returns! “Three! Two! One! BRR!!” The wheel lands on… CASKET MATCH!!
Casket Match!
Another time around between these two, and the casket is back! Majora slowly sits up and looks over, and he visibly sighs. Majora crawls over to the door as the casket approaches, and he has the door open. The ring crew tries to get the casket up and into the ring, but it doesn’t fit through the door! Majora is furious as the fans laugh at the futile efforts! Wait, the UnderWorld Order rushes out here! Specifically, Death Sword and Scaldera! The fans boo as they work to get the casket up, and they turn it sideways. This does help it fit through the door, but then the ropes are in the way! Majora is only getting angrier, and Kevin rises!
The fans fire up as Kevin stands, the uWo are too busy with the casket, and Kevin CLOBBERS Majora against the casket! The other uWo members fall back, the casket hits the floor, and Majora slumps halfway out of the ring! Kevin grabs the door to SLAM it shut on Majora! The fans fire up as this causes Majora to flop out to the floor! Kevin goes out after Majora, SMACKS him off the side of the casket, but Death Sword and Scaldera go after Kevin! The fans boo again as they mug Kevin against the ring! Death Sword ROCKS Kevin, Kevin staggers away, and Death Sword stalks him. Wait, who is that on the barriers? IT’S VOLGA!
Volga LEAPS onto Death Sword and the fans fire up again! Volga hammers away on Death Sword, Scaldera runs up, but Volga dodges and Kevin BOOTS Scaldera down! The fans cheer, but Kevin is confused. Why is Volga here? Does he want back into the Dark Forces? Volga goes to the casket, drags it over to the ramp side for more room, but Majora UPPERCUTS Volga down! The fans boo but Majora and Kevin brawl again! Majora ROCKS Kevin, SMACKS Kevin off the casket, then opens the casket up. Majora brings Kevin around but Kevin fires body shots! But the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!!” The wheel spins and lands on… LAST MAN STANDING!!
Last Man Standing Match!
The brawling continues, hard to know if they even noticed the change in stipulation, but that casket is still open. Kevin ROCKS Majora, pushes him down onto the casket, and SLAMS the lid down on him! The fans fire up as Kevin SLAMS the lid again, again, and again! Death Sword and Scaldera storm over, but Volga runs up and DOUBLE SHOTGUNS them! Kevin pushes Majora into the casket, slams the lid shut, but that doesn’t win it! The ref starts the count and the fans join in. Kevin sits on the casket, the count passes 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!! KEVIN WINS!
Winner: Kevin Gibdo (NEW Million Rupee Champion)
Vengeance, thy name is Kevin! Volga celebrates with his old friend, and Volga tells Kevin that he doesn’t need Ganon and the “fake” Dark Forces. Volga wants Kevin to understand that he can be his own man. Er, monster. Champion, really! Volga applauds Kevin while making his leave, will Kevin accept what he said as fact?
HPW Goddess Championship: Ladrona VS Tali w/ Shabonne!
The Thief Girl beat the legendary Ruto to take this title from Arrow Club, but now she’s become the target of the Dark Forces’ Dame of the Dunes! Will Tali bring the faction closer to total domination? Or will Ladrona show that The Studly Don’t Quit?
The introductions are made, but Shabonne interrupts to give her introduction of Tali. “Who you see before you is still the most physically talented, physically imposing, and physically dominant woman, Gerudo or otherwise, to ever be born into this world! She conquered the dunes, and now she’s gonna conquer you, you scrawny chicken! Dame of the Dunes? No, she has left that behind to become a Desert Colossus! To become the Goddess of the Sand! Behold the inevitable future champion and despair! This! Is! TAAAALIIIII~!” The fans are torn, the belt is raised, and we see who shines in this storm!
The bell rings, Tali chuckles and talks trash, but Ladrona doesn’t back down. The fans rally and duel, but they favor Ladrona. They tie up, Tali powers Ladrona to a corner, and shouts, “You ain’t nothing!” Ladrona comes back and the two tie up again, but Tali SHOVES Ladrona down! Tali again shouts, “You ain’t nothing!” and she flexes. Ladrona laughs that off, and she eggs Tali on. They tie up, Tali shoves and LARIATS! Ladrona staggers to a corner, Tali stomps away on her, then digs her knee in. The ref counts, Tali lets off, but then CLUBS Ladrona. Tali whips corner to corner, Ladrona bounces off buckles and then Tali BACKDROPS her!
Ladrona flounders and Tali stalks her to the ropes. Tali brings Ladrona around to snap suplex! Ladrona tumbles away, Tali talks more trash and Shabonne applauds. The fans are torn but Ladrona fires haymakers! Tali KNEES low, KNEES her again, then CLUBS her at the ropes. The ref counts but Tali fires body shots. Tali whips corner to corner, runs up, but Ladrona ELBOWS her back! Ladrona fires hands, JABS, but Tali KNEES low! The fans boo as Tali keeps saying Ladrona ain’t nothing. Tali whips corner to corner, Ladrona BOOTS back this time, and she goes up, up, and FLYING RAN- NO, POWERBOMB!! Tali doesn’t even let go, she deadlifts Ladrona!
Tali SWINGS Ladrona around like that, then THROWS her away! Ladrona flounders around again but Tali eggs her on. Shabonne says Ladrona should just quit now, but Ladrona does stand up, into a clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Tali then drags Ladrona up for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Tali KNEES Ladrona, the fans start to boo Tali as she whips corner to corner. Ladrona sputters, but Tali runs up to JUMPING KNEE! Tali shows she even has athleticism to go with her size and strength! Tali says this is just playtime for her! The fans rally for Ladrona and Ladrona fires body shots!
Tali KNEES low, Ladrona coughs and sputters, but Tali clinches for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Ladrona tumbles and then flops out of the ring! Shabonne says “That’s Suplex Tali right there! Suplex Tali!” Tali lets the ring count climb, then she storms up to the rope, but the ref stops her there. Tali argues with the ref, and Shabonne CLUBS Ladrona down! The fans boo but Shabonne gets away with it! Ladrona staggers to her feet as the ring count starts, the fans rally up for Ladrona, and she rolls in at 6 of 10, only for Tali to stomp away on Ladrona! The ref reprimands, Ladrona flops back out, but manages to get up as the new count begins.
Ladrona is back on the apron by 3 of 10, but Tali DECKS her! Tali soaks up the heat, then drags Ladrona up. Ladrona RAMS Tali, then HOTSHOTS her! Ladrona grabs a leg, THRASHES it and drags Tali, and the ref reprimands. Ladrona still SLAMS Tali’s leg against POST! And does it again! Shabonne protests, Ladrona refreshes the count, and has the leg again, only for Tali to YANK Ladrona into the post! The ring count climbs again, Shabonne says that’s what Ladrona gets, but she tells Shabonne to shut up. Ladrona rolls into the ring, but Tali CLUBS her! Tali fisherman’s and torture racks! Tali bends Ladrona before she hits SHELL SHOCK!
Tali snarls, crawls to a cover, TWO!! Ladrona survives and the fans rally up more! Tali is back on Ladrona and uses a body scissors squeeze! Ladrona endures, Tali adds a chinlock, and it’s almost a Rear Naked Choke! Ladrona kicks and reaches out but Tali squeezes tight! The fans rally harder, and Ladrona fires elbows into Tali’s side! Ladrona is free of the body scissors, then stands up to JAWBREAKER! Tali staggers then falls back! The fans rally, Ladrona runs, but Tali military presses! But Ladrona slips free! Ladrona DROPKICKS the legs out! Ladrona runs, but Tali LARIATS her back down! The fans boo but Shabonne cheers.
Tali hobbles after Ladrona, but Ladrona ELBOWS her! And ELBOWS again! And again! Tali KNEES low, then powers through to a GERMAN SUPLEX! Ladrona has a rough landing but Tali huffs ‘n’ puffs and is right back on her. Tali puts Ladrona in a corner, says the Dark Forces rule, and she stomps away on Ladrona! Tali RAMS Ladrona in the corner, then brings her around. Tali bumps Ladrona off buckles, then RAMS into her again! The fans boo, the ref counts, but Tali RAMS Ladrona again. Tali paces, the fans boo, but Shabonne says to destroy Ladrona! Tali runs up, but Ladrona ducks! Tali’s jump knee hits buckles and she tumbles to the outside!
The fans fire up as Ladrona now has a chance! Tali clutches her knee and Shabonne panics! Shabonne says to get in, the ring count is climbing! Tali manages to stand, but Ladrona PLANCHAS! Both women are down on the outside and the fans fire up again! The ring count climbs again, and Tali clutches her leg. Both women are down at 6 of 10! 7! Ladrona and Tali both flounder into the ring at 9.5! The fans fire up as this continues! Ladrona DROPKICKS the bad leg! Tali writhes, Ladrona KICKS the leg, then ducks a lariat! BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Ladrona busts out some power of her own! Both women rise, Ladrona runs up, but into a FLAPJACK HOTSHOT!
Both women are down again and a standing count starts now! Tali crawls to cover, TWO! Ladrona stays in this, Shabonne tells Ladrona to just stop now or she’s gonna get hurt. Tali stands on Ladrona’s neck, tells her, “You ain’t nothing!” But Ladrona squirms to get a KNEEBAR!! Ladrona has grapevine’d the leg and she drags Tatli down! S T F!! Ladrona pulls on the crossface and the fans go nuts as Tali endures! Tali pries the grip open, Ladrona fights to keep at least an arm, but Tali powers up! So Ladrona SMASHES the knee down! Ladrona stomps away on the leg and Shabonne is furious! Tali shoves Ladrona, but Ladrona KICKS that leg again and again!
Ladrona has the legs, the fans “WOO~” as Ladrona puts on the FIGURE- NO, Tali fights with her one good leg, and she BOOTS Ladrona away! Ladrona grabs the bad leg again, but Tali BOOTS her away again! Ladrona runs up to basement DROPKICK! Tali sputters, Ladrona has the leg, but Tali just SHOVES Ladrona with both hands! Tali hobbles to her feet, Ladrona storms up, but into another clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Shabonne shouts that the Desert Colossus has no limits! The fans still rally for Ladrona while the standing count climbs. We pass 5 of 10, then 6, then 7! But Tali stands first, and she looms over Ladrona.
Tali is angry, and she reels Ladrona in for a standard suplex. Ladrona lands out, slips around, tilt-o-whirl RANA! The fans fire up as Ladrona then DROPKICKS Tali! Ladrona still wants the legs! FIGURE FOUR!! Tali suffers and the fans fire up! Shabonne shouts for Tali to fight, but Ladrona puts on the pressure! Ladrona thrashes the legs, pulls on the main leg, but Tali still reaches out! Tali backstrokes, but her shoulders are down! TWO, and Tali still fights! Tali drags Ladrona with her as she goes for ropes! The fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!” but Tali still manages the ROPEBREAK! Ladrona holds until 4 before letting go.
Tali hobbles up, but Ladrona KICKS the legs out! The underdog champion is now bullying the challenger! Ladrona ties up the legs for the LANAYRU LASSO! Tali endures the modified deathlock, so Ladrona shifts back to the S T F!! Tali endures as Ladrona pulls on the crossface portion! Tali reaches out, Shabonne shouts for her to fight, and Tali powers out again! Ladrona is rather stunned that Tali still has so much power left! Ladrona storms up, but into a GERMAN SUPLEX!! Somehow, that was the strongest one yet! Both women stir, the ref starts another standing count, but Tali is up at 5. Ladrona runs up, but into a SPINEBUSTER!
Tali seethes, drags herself over to cover Ladrona, TWO!! Tali tries another cover, TWO!! Tali is beside herself and Shabonne argues the count, but Tali clamps onto Ladrona with… Is that an IMPA LOCK?! The arm is chicken-winged, Tali has a sleeper and body scissors, it’s almost the Sheikah legend’s move! Ladrona endures whatever Tali calls this, the fans rally up even harder, but Ladrona is turning purple like her hair! The ref checks Ladrona, and… Is she glowing? Bit of a different glow than the others… Ladrona throws elbows and gets free of the body scissors! Ladrona has a second wind, maybe even a second life, as she fights up to fire body shots!
Tali holds onto the sleeper, but Ladrona runs to a corner! BUCKLE SHOT! Tali falls back, Shabonne is furious, but Ladrona is climbing! Ladrona reaches the top, takes aim, and MISSILE DROPKICK FLOPS as Tali dives out of the way! The fans rally and Shabonne tells Tali to get back up! Tali and Ladrona stand, and Tali hobbles over. Tali reels Ladrona in for a BIG suplex! Tali has some blood coming out of her nose, likely from that buckle shot, but she clamps on a gut wrench style BEARHUG! Tali squeezes, Ladrona endures, and the fans rally! Ladrona has that purple glow going as she fights around again!
Ladrona rises, Tali is stunned, and Shabonne is pulling at her hair! Tali GUT WRENCH PLEXES Ladrona! Tali says Ladrona isn’t going to squeak by like she did with Ruto! She should just give up already! Tali waistlocks to gator roll and bridge! TWO!! Tali holds on, O’Conner Rolls to bridge, TWO! Tali makes the waistlock a bearhug again but the fans rally for Ladrona! The fans haven’t given up on her, so Ladrona doesn’t give up on herself! Ladrona grits her teeth, rises up, and the fans fire up! Ladrona stands, and uses a REAR HEADBUTT! And another! Ladrona is loose, and she ROCKS Tali! And ELBOWS her!
Ladrona UPPERCUTS, then DROPKICKS the legs! And DROPKICKS Tali in the face! Ladrona runs, tilt-o-whirl DDT!! Tali staggers up, but she KNEES Ladrona! Tali whips Ladrona to a corner, runs up, but Ladrona dodges! Ladrona kicks low, reels Tali in, and manages a snap suplex! Ladrona brings Tail up again, for another snap suplex! Ladrona is using the Amigos! She brings Tali up again, for THREE AMIGOS! Or is it Amigas? Ladrona fires up, the fans are thunderous, and Ladrona hurries to a corner! Shabonne shouts at Ladrona, shouts at Tali, but Ladrona still FROG- FLOP!! That distraction saves Tali!
The fans boo but Shabonne breathes a sigh of relief. Tali is up, she storms up on Ladrona, fireman’s carry! Ladrona grabs the ref before the F5!!! All of them are down!! Shabonne is cursing up a storm and the fans are going nuts! Tali crawls to a cover, but there’s no one to count it! Tali would’ve won twice over by now! Shabonne explains it to Tali, Tali pounds the mat in frustration, but then she gets an idea. She tells Shabonne to grab the belt! Shabonne grins, she likes that idea! Shabonne grabs the belt, argues with the timekeeper about it, and she slides the belt into the ring for Tali. But wait! Here comes RIJU! The fans go nuts, and Riju springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK TALI!!
The fans are thunderous, Shabonne is pissed, but Riju doesn’t stop there! She DIVES onto Shabonne!! The fans fire up as the tiniest Gerudo takes out the most troublesome one! Riju then shouts at Ladrona to finish this! Ladrona is a bit surprised by this, but that might just be from how dazed she is after taking that F5. Ladrona shakes out the cobwebs, Riju calls to the ref, and Ladrona manages to cover Tali! The ref sees it, counts the cover, TWO?!?!? Tali survives and no one can believe it! Ladrona sees the belt nearby, and she grabs it! Riju is a bit conflicted about this, but she looks at Tali sputtering around.
Riju says, Screw it! Nail that vaita!!” That’s some harsh Gerudo language right there, but Ladrona grins and nods. Tali slowly rises up, the ref is still hurting so they’ve turned away. BELT- NO, Tali dodges the belt shot! Tali KNEES low, fireman’s carries again, and aims for the belt! F5- DDT COUNTER!! ONTO THE BELT!!! The fans are thunderous again and Ladrona hurries up top! FROG SPLASH!!! Cover and the ref is back! LADRONA WINS!!
Winner: Ladrona, by pinfall (still HPW Goddess Champion)
Riju and the fans erupt with cheers while Shabonne sputters back to consciousness. Shabonne realizes what happened with the announcement, and she shrieks in anger! There’s no “Goddess of the Sand” here, and Ladrona shouts at Tali, “YOU ain’t nothing!!” Riju celebrates alongside Ladrona, will the Thief Girl be brought into the Sisterhood? Or could the Glowing Aura Phenomenon have a part to play?
Osphala is here!
The fans have a mixed reaction as the HPW Termina Champion heads to the ring. Osphala says, “It should be obvious, but in just two weeks, HPW returns to Termina for Termina Velocity!” The fans cheer that, and Osphala holds up his title to emphasize the news. Osphala says he has been itching to defend the Termina Championship, and it will finally be time. The best of Termina Championship Wrestling is welcome to challenge him, but he’s pretty sure he knows who- Wait! The lights go down! When the lights come up, IGOS DU IKANA is here! The fans go nuts, but Osphala smiles? “Just the man I was hoping to meet.”
Osphala says Igos truly is the best TCW ever had, and Osphala would love to face him in Termina. Osphala offers a handshake, but Igos just stares at it. The fans chant “YES! YES! YES!” but then Igos hits ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Osphala goes down in a heap, and Igos looms over him. Igos picks up the mic, and he tells Osphala, “I’ll see you there.” The lights go out again, and then they come back up, Igos is gone. Will the Death Mountain Champion soon be a DOUBLE champion?
Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: GANON VS KAGE!
The Gerudo Ace came out on top in the Triforce Tournament, and though he brutally beat down The Hero of Hyrule, he did not account for the Hero’s Shadow to stand against him. But now, with Zelda still the champion, Ganon and Kage battle to meet her on Treasure Island! Will Ganon punish Kage for defying the Dark Forces? Or will Kage be on step away from former glory?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two step right up. Ganon shoves Kage and tells him he is an ungrateful little POS! How dare he ruin Ganon’s chances of taking the title! Do the Dark Forces not matter to him? “NOPE!” SUPERKICK! Ganon wobbles, Kage whips him but Ganon reverses. Kage ducks ‘n’ dodges, then slides under a boot! Kage runs up and tilt-o-whirls to IRON OCTOROK! The fans cheer while Ganon endures! Ganon reaches out, fights his way over, but Kage lets go to then hook the arm! Ganon flails but Kage manages to hook the other arm, and he powers Ganon into the backslide! TWO, but Kage has both wrists!
Ganon gets up and under Kage to BACKDROP him! Kage flounders to the ropes, Ganon runs, and Ganon BOOTS Kage up and out of the ring! The fans boo but Ganon tells them to shut up. Ganon storms out after Kage, drags him up, then SMACKS him off the apron! Ganon shoves Kage into the ring, then drags him into a corner. The fans boo more as Ganon stomps a mudhole into Kage, but the ref counts. Ganon stops at 4 to argue with the ref, and then he digs his boots into Kage! The fans boo again, the ref reprimands and counts, and Ganon stops at 4. Ganon CHOKES Kage and tells him he’s going to regret coming back.
Ganon stands Kage up, whips him corner to corner hard, and Kage hobbles before he drops to a knee. Ganon storms up on Kage, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! Kage tumbles away to the other corner, and Ganon runs up on him again for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Kage sputters but Ganon is right on him again. Ganon pulls Kage’s hair to sit him up, the ref reprimands, but Ganon ROCKS Kage with a right hand! Kage falls back, but Ganon sits him back up again. Ganon ROCKS Kage again, then he just kneels down to rain down fists! The fans boo and the ref reprimands about the hair pulling!
Ganon keeps raining down punches but the ref counts. Ganon stops at 4 to get in the ref’s face about this. Kage sits up in a daze, reaches for the ropes, but Ganon drags him up to TOSS him out! Kage is on the outside in a heap and Ganon wants the ref to start the ring count. The ref does, and Kage sputters as we reach 3 of 10. Ganon wants the count to be faster but the ref doesn’t speed up. Kage goes to the desk at 5 of 10, Ganon paces, but then loses his patience at 7. Ganon storms out after Kage, drags Kage up, and SMACKS him off the desk! Rusl again has to worry about his drink while Shad and Telma want Ganon to take it easy.
Ganon ignores that and dribbles Kage off the desk! The ring count returns to 5 of 10, Ganon rolls in just to refresh the count, then goes back to Kage. Ganon drags Kage up, and whips him at the steel steps! But Kage LEAPS over the steps! The fans fire up and Ganon hurries over, only for Kage to now get up on the steps and CANNONBALLS! The fans fire up as Ganon falls! Kage drags Ganon up and puts him in the ring. Kage drops knees right on Ganon’s back! Kage ties up Ganon’s legs, grabs at Ganon’s chin, but Ganon fights that off. Ganon manages to turn, and he throws elbows! Ganon knocks Kage over and pops free of the leglock!
Ganon rains down more fists and the fans boo again! Kage kicks from below, but Ganon grabs the leg to stomp and YANK it! Kage crawls for the ropes but Ganon stomps him down. Ganon CHOKES Kage on the ropes, stops as the ref counts 4, then BOOTS Kage! Kage dangles halfway out of the ring while the fans boo and the ref reprimands. Ganon just soaks up the heat, but Kage sits up. And he smiles?! Ganon is confused and upset seeing that, but the fans rally as Kage stands up, leaning against the ropes. Kage shouts at Ganon, “C’MON!” Ganon runs up, Kage bobs ‘n’ weaves and BODY BLOWS! Kage then gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX!
The fans fire up while Ganon flounders around. Ganon ends up on the ropes, Kage takes aim and runs up to MASTER SWORD! The fans fire up again as Kage now reels Ganon in, and Electric Chair Lifts! That’s tricky given Ganon is taller! Ganon punches Kage and Kage drops to his knees! Ganon CLUBS Kage with a crossface forearm, and then another, and another! Ganon drags Kage up, reels him in, and lifts him up! GANON BOMB! But Ganon doesn’t cover, he deadlifts Kage back up for another GANON BOMB!! High stack, TWO?!?! Kage survives and shocks everyone, most of all Ganon! Ganon argues with the ref right in his face!
The fans boo as Ganon backs the ref into a corner, but the ref defends his count was fair! Ganon is furious but he backs off from the ref. Ganon watches Kage sputter and cough, and Ganon goes to the corner. Ganon takes aim as Kage slowly pushes up off the mat. The fans rally as hard as they can, but Ganon starts up his countdown! “Three! Two! ONE!!” Ganon runs up, but Kage drops out of the way! The fans fire up as Ganon’s Kick of Calamity crashes and burns! Ganon clutches his back as he staggers to his feet, into a MASTER SWORD! Ganon sputters and wobbles, but Kage full nelsons for a SNAP DRAGON SUPLEX!
The fans fire up while Ganon sits up in a daze. Kage watches Ganon sits up into a kneeling position, then lines up a shot. MASTER SWORD! Ganon falls back, Kage covers, TWO!! Ganon is still in this but Kage stays focused. Kage drags Ganon up, puts him in a corner, then RAMS Ganon in the back! The ref reprimands and counts as Kage RAMS Ganon again! Kage digs his shoulder in, stops at the ref’s count of 4, then hoists Ganon up. Kage uses the corner to help in the Electric Chair Lift! The fans fire up as Kage carries Ganon from the corner! But Ganon victory rolls through! Cover, TWO!! Kage escapes, scrambles to his feet, KICK OF CALAMITY!!
Both men are down and the fans are going nuts! Ganon snarls as he drags himself over to Kage. Ganon pulls Kage into the cover, TWO?!?!?! The crowd erupts as Kage was nanoseconds away from defeat! Ganon angrily stares off into space, then is practically foaming at the mouth as he looks at Kage. Ganon drags Kage up, underhooks the arms, but Kage RAMS Ganon into a corner! The fans fire up as Kage RAMS Ganon again, even as Ganon holds on! The ref reprimands as Ganon KNEES Kage again and again while Kage still RAMS Ganon! They go along the ropes, and then Ganon SWINGS Kage while he’s in the underhooks!
The fans rally as hard as they can while Ganon puts Kage in the ropes! But Kage kicks free of the ropes, and he DUMPS Ganon up and out! Ganon tumbles to the apron then the floor while the fans fire up again! Kage huffs ‘n’ puffs and builds speed, and FLIES! Direct hit and down goes Ganon! The fans are thunderous while both men are down on the outside! The ref starts a ring count, both men stir at 3 of 10, and the fans rally, “This is Awesome!” Kage drags himself up with the apron skirt, Ganon uses the barriers, and they both stand at 6. Ganon lurches and stumbles to the apron, crawls in, but Kage grabs at him!
The fans fire up while Ganon kicks at Kage! The count is still going! Kage won’t let go, but then something grabs at Kage from under the ring?! Kage kicks at those hands, but then Ganon BOOTS him away! Ganon is in at 9, Kage is down, TEN!! GANON WINS!!!
Winner: Ganon, by count-out (NEW #1 Contender to the Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship)
Fans are in an uproar and Telma asks what kind of bologna is this! Rusl says forget bologna, this is bull! And the person that was under the ring emerges to reveal it’s ZANT! Zant laughs at Kage and tells him that’s what he gets for betraying the Dark Forces! Kage DECKS Zant! The fans fire up as Kage beats down the weasel in a robe, but Ganon storms out to grab Kage! Ganon THROWS Kage into barriers, then starts throwing down hands in return! But then CIA & LANA rush out here! Once again, former Dark Forces supports former Dark Forces! The sisters run up on Ganon and DOUBLE SHOTGUN!
The fans fire up while Ganon and Zant regroup and the sisters help Kage up. Ganon seethes, but he and Zant retreat. After all, the main event is up next! Will the Faces of Evil handle this for their wicked leader? Or will they be thunderstruck as new champions emerge?
HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder: The Faces of Evil VS Arrow Club VS Midna, Cia & Lana!
The thunder rolls and the lightning strikes, but this storm has been brewing since HyruleMania. The Dark Forces ejecting their founding members and stealing these belts in one fell swoop has only put a bigger target on their backs, can Harlequin, Lupay & Glutko hold onto the gold? Will Fin Balure, Big Croc Scaly & Torbevito take back what they lost? Or will the Twilight Princess lead the Dark Sorceress & Blue-Haired Goddess to victory?
Speaking of, Midna only now makes her entrance, Cia & Lana having rushed ahead of her to help Kage. Kage doesn’t say anything as he leaves so hard to say he’s thankful. After that, Arrow Club makes their entrance, all dressed in white with black trim. Then The Faces of Evil make their way out, and all the teams gather on stage while the double cage is once again lowered. The introductions are made, the belts await, and we see who survives Blood & Thunder 4EVER!
Trios sort out, and we start with Lupay, Torbevito and… Well, Midna and Cia argue that they both should be the one. But as the arguing continues, Lana pushes past them both! The fans cheer as she steps inside the double cage. The bell rings and Torbevito goes after Lupay! The fans fire up as Torbevito throws hands, Lupay hits back, and Lana looks for an opening. Lupay kicks Torbevito low, turns to run, but Lana is there to arm-drag him! And arm-drag again! Torbevito runs up but he gets thrown with an arm-drag! Lupay returns, he blocks an arm-drag, brings her up, but Lana shifts and arm-drags from the other side!
The fans rally, Torbevito waistlocks Lana, but Lana flails. Lana manages to grab Lupay in a waistlock, and Torbevito can’t lift them both. Lupay breaks the waistlock, switches to have Torbevito, but then Lupay can’t lift him and Lana! Lana breaks free of Torbevito’s grip, but Torbevito ducks and Lana ENZIGIRIS Lupay! Torbevito DROPSAULTS to knock Lana down and land on Lupay! Torbevito then somersaults to SPLASH DOWN on Lana! The fans are torn while Torbevito is fired up! Torbevito drags Lana up and shoves her to a corner. Torbevito then storms over to Lupay, stomps him, and stalks him to the ropes.
Torbevito stomps Lupay, has him in the gap between rings, then stomps him a bit more. Torbevito then turns around, and Lana SHINING WIZARDS him on the ropes! Lana then BULLDOGS Torbevito down! Lana hurries to stomp Lupay in the gap, but Lupay rolls away to the second ring. Lana lets him go to kick Torbevito around. Torbevito goes to a corner but Lana stomps him more. Lana scrubs Torbevito’s face and the fans cheer, “HEY! HEY! HEY!” Lana then runs side to side to BOOT WASH! The fans fire up as Torbevito hits the steel! Lana goes corner to corner, but Lupay springboard MISSILE DROPKICKS her!
The fans boo while Lupay howls! However, the countdown is here! The Faces of Evil have the “advantage” in this match, but that means another team will send theirs out first! Arrow Club sends Bad Croc Scaly! Lupay is immediately worried, and now he wants Lana to help him!? Scaly storms into the ring, Lupay SHOVES Lana into him, but Lana bounces off and falls back! The fans boo Lupay but Scaly looks down at Lana. Lana pleads with Scaly, but Scaly YANKS her right up into a fireman’s carry! Lupay runs up to CROSSBODY, but Scaly catches him! The fans fire up as Scaly hits a FALL AWAY SLAM GORON DROP COMBO!
Torbevito gets up and he high-fives Scaly. They coordinate, and Torbevito goes up the ropes to then stand on Scaly’s shoulders. The fans cheer as Torbevito balances while Scaly walks over to Lupay, ELEVATED SPLASH! Direct hit on Lupay, then Torbevito drags Lana into position. Torbevito and Scaly coordinate, BACK SUPLEX SPLASH! The fans cheer, Torbevito and Scaly high-five again, and they spot Lupay going into the second ring. Torbevito goes up the corner, steps to the other ring’s corner, then he tightrope walks to DIVING BODY PRESS! The fans fire up for the distance alone, and even Scaly applauds.
Lana CHOP BLOCKS Scaly! The fans cheer, Scaly hobbles, and Lana KICKS away on the leg. Torbevito sees that, hurries back to the first ring, but Lana kicks him as he enters the gap! Lana runs Torbevito up and SMACKS him off the wall! Torbevito staggers back, Lana runs him to the other side and SMACKS him off that wall! Scaly storms up but Lana drop toeholds him onto ropes! Lana runs and CANNONBALLS Scaly against the ropes! The fans fire up as Lana hurries back up. She steps on Scaly, steps up onto the ropes, and then goes from one ring to the other to springboard and FLYING RANA Lupay!
The fans fire up with Lana, and now the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Lana’s team is next, and Midna rather sarcastically offers this moment to Cia. Cia has her own sarcastic smile as she hurries out of their little shark cage and rushes down to the ring. Cia stops at the door and gets an idea. She checks under the ring, and she brings out a chain! The fans fire up as Cia brings that into the ring. Lana hurries over and the sisters work together with the chain. They run up and wrap the chain around Scaly. They use it to whip Scaly hard into a corner! The sisters get the chain off Scaly, and Cia uses it to LASH him!
Torbevito hurries into the ring, but Lana drop toeholds him! Cia LASHES Torbevito! Lana hurries up the ropes again, springboards to the second ring, but into a POWERBOMB from Lupay! Cia gets mad and she wraps the chain around her fist. Cia storms through the gap to run up on Lupay, but he plays keep away as she takes chain-wrapped punches! Lupay then mule kicks Cia and runs to the ropes. Lupay springboards, but into a CHAIN KNUCKLE PUNCH!! The fans go nuts while Lupay coughs and sputters from that shot to his stomach! Cia helps Lana up, makes sure she’s okay, and then the sisters unfurl the chain.
The sisters watch Lupay stand back up, still clutching his stomach. They run up and they CHAIN CLOTHESLINE Lupay back down! The fans fire up and the sisters hurry to the first ring. Torbevito stands back up, and the sisters CHAINE CLOTHESLINE Torbevito down! Cia LASHES Torbevito again, but Scaly is back up. Lana runs up but Scaly THROWS her back at Cia! The sisters fall over and the fans are torn. Scaly storms up and drags Lana right up. Scaly TOSSES her to a corner! Then Scaly drags Cia up and TOSSES her into the same corner! The fans are torn as Scaly runs corner to corner, but the sisters use the chain to SWEEP the legs!
The fans fire up as Scaly belly flops! But now the countdown is here! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” The Faces of Evil send out Glutko! Another behemoth is on the way! Lana & Cia egg Glutko on as he steps inside the cage. Glutko runs up and the sisters use the chain, but Glutko’s big belly slingshots them away! The fans boo while Glutko laughs and proudly slaps his belly. But now Scaly stands back up. The fans fire up, and they even sing, “OHH~, Those Are Big Bellies~! OHH~, Those Are Big Bellies~!” The two circle, and then they run up to RAM shoulders! And they RAM again! And again! The fans fire up as Scaly RAMS Glutko and he stumbles back!
Glutko rebounds, RAMS Scaly, but Scaly rebounds! Scaly FLYING SHOULDER TACKLES! The fans fire up while both behemoths fall! But then Torbevito and Lupay are each on the corners! They shout at each other not to do it, but then they both 450 SPLASH!! Lupay lands on Scaly and Torbevito lands on Glutko and the fans fire up! Lana and Cia stand up and they each DROPKICK Torbevito and Lupay! The fans cheer as the sisters stomp away on all their opponents! Cia wraps the chain around her fist again and has Lana stand Torbevito up. Torbevito BOOTS the chain fist away, then switches with Lana!
Cia stays back, she isn’t gonna punch her sister! Lana switches, Cia winds up, but then Torbevito switches back so Cia stays back again. Lupay SUPERKICKS Cia! Lana switches with Torbevito again, then rams him into Lupay! She rams them both into a corner, then hits CHAOS THEORY on Torbevito! The fans fire up as Lana kips up! Lana runs up on Lupay and SHINING WIZARDS in the corner! Torbevito staggers back up, Lana BULLDOG CLOTHESLINE COMBSO! The fans fire up more as Lana roars! But then Scaly CLOBBERS Lana! The fans boo but Scaly runs and SENTONS Lupay! And then he SENTONS Glutko!
Torbevito staggers to his feet again, and Scaly picks him up! Scaly military presses Torbevito to DROP him on both Cia & Lana! And the countdown is back, “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Fin Balure has a smug smile as he goes to the ring, and Arrow Club is now at full power! Fin then checks under the ring, and he brings out chair after chair! Fin puts those in for Scaly & Torbevito. Scaly SMACKS Glutko on the back! Torbevito SMACKS Lupay while he’s down! Fin grins as he brings to more chairs into the ring. Fin sets a chair down so he can use the other to SMACK Cia! The fans boo and Lana kicks at Fin from the mat, but Fin stays just out of reach.
Fin toys with Lana, Torbevito SMACKS Lupay again, and Fin stomps Lana. Fin JAMS Lana with the chair and digs it into her stomach! The fans boo, Fin lets off, and he wedges that chair into the corner. Finn storms over to Lana, drags her up, and whips her hard into the corner chair! Lana drops to her knees in pain while Fin drags Cia up. Lana stands but Finn whips Cia into her! Lana again hits chair! Fin then coordinates with Torbevito and they send Scaly in, only for the sisters to dodge! Scaly hits the chair and pops it out of frame! The fans fire up while Lana & Cia rush Fin & Torbevito, respectively! Lana RANAS Fin while Cia DROPKICKS Torbevito!
The fans fire up more as Cia has her chain back, and she LASHES Fin! Lana has that other chair Fin brought in and she uses it to SMACK Torbevito! Glutko & Lupay are up, Lana runs up and takes a swing, but Glutko blocks the chair shot! Lupay slips around Lana to SAIDO! Cia runs up but Glutko CHUCKS the chair at her! Fans lose their minds seeing that hit to Cia’s face! Lupay takes the chain from Cia and wraps it around his fist. Fin gets up and Lupay CHAIN PUNCHES him in the stomach! Scaly is up but Lupay RAMS Fin into him! Lupay then wraps the chain around his arm to CHAIN LARIAT Scaly into giving Fin a DDT!
The fans boo but Lupay soaks it up. Glutko drags Lana to be next to Cia, and he runs to DOUBLE SPLASH! Lupay has the chain still around his arm, and as Torbevito stands up, CHAIN ROLLING ELBOW! But the countdown is back! “Three! Two! One! BRR!” Midna is released! The fans fire up as the Twilight Princess finally joins her team! But she also has a stop before getting in the ring. The fans want tables, and Midna says, “I always give the fans what they want!” Midna brings out a table! And spray-painted on it is the symbol of the Twili! Lupay dares Midna to bring that in, and Midna realizes this is a problem.
Glutko laughs as Midna is stuck outside with her fancy table, but then Lana & Cia get up. They DOUBLE LOW BLOW Glutko! The fans cheer while Glutko goes down in a heap! Lupay sees what happened, he goes after Lana & Cia, and Midna uses that opening to put her table in the ring! Arrow Club has regrouped in the second ring, so Midna has room to set her table up in the corner of this first ring. The sisters handle Lupay 2v1, with an atomic drop from Lana, then Cia runs in and dropkicks the legs out! Lana runs and rolls into a Chancery for Cia to then run again and basement DROPKICK Lupay in the head!
Fans fire up for the “Dream Sequence,” and the sisters high-five. Lana high-fives Midna, but Cia holds back. Midna, Cia & Lana do agree to go after Arrow Club in the other ring. The three stare down, Midna and Scaly down the middle as the tallest two. The fans fire up as the brawl is on! Midna and Scaly, Fin and Lana, Torbevito and Cia, and the sisters end up in corners! Fin stomps a mudhole into Lana while Cia turns things around on Torbevito to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Midna whips but Scaly reverses. Midna ducks ‘n’ dodges then SPEARS, but Scaly stuffs it! The fans fire up while Scaly smiles and shakes his head.
Scaly suplexes Midna, but Midna knees free! Midna BOOTS Scaly and he staggers back. Midna runs up, Scaly tosses her, but she lands safely in the gap. Scaly takes a swing but Midna blocks to counter punch! Scaly staggers away, but Glutko grabs at Midna from the other side! Midna HOTSHOTS Glutko, and now both behemoths snarl. They both run up, Midna hurries out of the way, and they two COLLIDE at the gap! The fans lose their minds again and even Midna has to say it! Then she laughs and says, “Oops! Didn’t mean to say that.” Midna goes into the first ring to go after Lupay while Cia ENZIGIRIS Torbevito!
Fin kicks Cia, but Lana CLUBS Fin! Lana gives Fin the atomic drop, Cia runs and dropkicks the legs out, then Lana rolls into another Chancery. Cia runs, but Torbevito gets her at the ropes! WHIRLPOOL DDT! Lana sees that and lets Fin go to go after Torbevito! And then, as the fans shout it, “IT’S THE FINAL~ COUNTDOWN~! Three! Two! One! BRR!!” Harlequin is released, and that means Blood & Thunder is now complete! Harlequin also makes a stop, and he brings out his own table! And it has custom spray paint of just “HAHAHAHAHA” all over it in chaotic writing! Harlequin drags this table into the ring while Midna and Lupay brawl.
Harlequin cheers Lupay on as he fires a flurry of haymakers! Lupay winds up for the big one, but Midna BOOTS him! Glutko is up, Midna CHOPS him, and the fans “WOO~!” Fin & Torbevito mug Lana, double whip her to a corner, and then Torbevito runs in, but Lana ELBOWS him away! Lana goes up, CROSSBODIES, and down goes Torbevito! But Fin is there to grab Lana into a dragon sleeper! EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover and a ref finally counts, TWO! Harlequin somehow sneaks past Midna with his table while she’s busy giving CHOPS to Glutko and Lupay, and Harlequin brings his table through the gap.
Harlequin sets his table up near a corner while Fin & Torbevito are busy brawling with Lana & Cia. Harlequin is pleased seeing his table in position, but then he turns around to see Scaly! The fans cheer as Scaly grabs Harlequin by the neck! Scaly prepares his thumb, but Harlequin LOW BLOWS him! The fans boo but Harlequin laughs. Harlequin SMACKS Scaly off the table, then pushes him onto the table. Harlequin watches Fin & Torbevito whip the sisters at each other, only for Cia & Lana to dosido and DROPKICK Fin & Torbevito. Midna CHOPS Glutko, BOOTS Lupay down, then CHOPS Glutko again!
Glutko HEADBUTTS Midna, then tries to bite her face! Midna CLAWS Glutko’s cycloptic eye! Glutko staggers away, Midna CHOP BLOCKS his legs out! Glutko drops down to his knees, and Midna runs to hit TWILIGHT SLEEP onto a chair!! The fans are thunderous, but then Lupay SUPERKICKS Midna! Harlequin goes up the ropes and uses the cage to tightrope walk towards the corner. Lupay whips Midna to a corner and runs in for a SPLASH! Lupay whips corner to corner but Midna reverses! Lupay stops short of being sent into the table, but Midna runs in! SPEAR through the table!! The fans lose their minds while Midna and Lupay are both down in the wreckage!
Meanwhile, Harlequin reaches the corner, takes aim at Scaly, but Scaly is up! Scaly grabs Harlequin by the neck again, has his thumb ready, and hits a GRENADE down through the table!! The fans lose their minds again and Scaly covers, but Cia AND Lana break it up!! The fans are thunderous because “This is Awesome!” Cia & Lana HAMMER away on Scaly, but Fin & Torbevito come back to go after them. Arrow Club mugs Cia & Lana 3v2, but then Midna rises from the broken table! She stands up so forcefully that part of the table is flung away! The fans fire up as Midna storms into the second ring!
Scaly storms up on Midna but she bobs ‘n’ weaves and ROCKS him with a forearm! And CHOPS him! Scaly takes another swing but Midna ducks it to BOOT Fin! Torbevito springboards, but Midna catches him! The fans fire up as Midna FALL AWAY SLAMS Torbevito, then kips up! Scaly runs back up, but Midna dodges again, and she SPEARS Scaly down! The fans are thunderous as Midna roars! Midna helps Lana up, and then she offers Cia a hand. The fans chant, “Take Her Hand! Take Her Hand!” Cia takes Midna’s hand! Midna helps Cia to her feet, and now the three coordinate as Fin sputters and sits up.
Midna smiles as she looks at Fin. She waves night-night, then runs and hits TWILIGHT SLEEP! Then Cia drags Fin up and Lana helps out to lift him up! MAGIC KILLER!! And now, Midna’s up top! TWISTED TWILIGHT!! Cover, MIDNA, CIA & LANA WIN!!
Winners: Midna, Cia & Lana, by pinfall (NEW HPW World Trios Champions)
Midna, Cia & Lana finally came together as a true team and finished things off! The three of them group hug in celebration, and then hold up the belts while victory pyro goes off! Midna also becomes a Triple Crown Champion through the Goddess, Death Mountain & Trios Championships! Will she, Cia & Lana be like the goddesses of legend and shape the landscape of Hyrule?
My Thoughts:
Alright, this wasn’t quite under the wire but there was pressure to get it done quickly because Termina Velocity is also coming up fast. I feel it mostly shows in the Blood & Thunder match. Also, I think I stumbled upon why they don’t do Triple Threat WarGames anymore. But that aside, the result decisions were easy this time, with Ganon of course winning with cheating because he has the huge faction behind him. The only thing now is, what does Kage do? He returned, he lost, what’s he to do title wise?
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Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?
Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (6/19/25)
Rumble, Bad Man, Rumble!
Mitchell’s WWE Evolve Results & Report! (6/18/25)
Can the BOAT Evolve?
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (6/18/25)
Viva La AEW!
Babyface Heel Podcast: LOL Charlotte Wins… AGAIN!
Even when she's not wrestling, Charlotte Flair keeps winning! Greg and Patrick breakdown her latest winning comments!
