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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (6/16/23)

Tag Team Turmoil!

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The ENTIRE SmackDown Tag Division fights for a shot!

Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn have their hands full, so SmackDown is taking care of figuring out who their next challengers are in a Tag Team Gauntlet!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Gauntlet: Pretty Deadly wins and will challenge Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn for the titles.
  • Zelina Vega VS Iyo Sky w/ Bayley; Vega wins.
  • Mixed Tag: AJ Styles & Mia Yim VS Karrion Kross & Scarlett Bordeaux; Kross & Scarlett win.
  • LA Knight VS Santos Escobar w/ Rey Mysterio; Knight wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Backstage interview with The Bloodline.

Kayla Braxton is there as the SUV pulls up and hopes to get some answers. Solo Sikoa opens the door for Roman Reigns, and Kayla asks for an update on Jey. Roman tells Heyman his “girlfriend” is here so she asks Heyman about Jey Usos’ status. Heyman huffs and puffs and heads off, will we just have to wait and see what is happening with Jey and the Bloodline?

 

Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships #1 Contenders Gauntlet!

Kevin Owens & Sami Zayn are ready to defend their tag titles wherever, so it’s time for the SmackDown Tag Division to step up! Only one of these six teams is making it outta here with the golden tickets, who will be ready to fight the Prizefighter & Great Liberator?

The Street Profits make their entrance, but it would seem all teams are already ringside to spring in at a moment’s notice! So who are Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins up against? The Brawling Brutes, Sheamus & Ridge Holland!

The Street Profits VS Sheamus & Ridge Holland!

The teams sort out, Ford starts against the Celtic Warrior and they tie up. Sheamus hits a headlock takeover but Ford headscissors. Sheamus kips free but Ford headlocks. Sheamus blocks the takeover, powers up and out, then runs Ford over! Fans rally, Sheamus runs but Ford hurdles and DROPKICKS! Fans fire up with Ford but Pretty Deadly sarcastically applaud. Sheamus rushes Ford, waistlocks to back suplex but Ford lands on his feet! Ford CHOPS, but Sheamus just brushes it off. Ford runs, but into a scoop and BACKBREAKER! Tag to Ridge and he drags Ford up. Ford throws body shots but Ridge knees low.

Ridge reels Ford in, to SWING him by the facelock! Ridge then HALF HATCH suplexes Ford away! Ridge drags Ford up, but Ford throws hands! Ford ROCKS Ridge, CHOPS him, and swings again, but into a back suplex! Ford lands on his feet again, ridge blocks a kick and flips ford, but Ford lands on his feet again! ENZIGURI! Both men crawl, hot tag to Dawkins! Dawkins rallies on Ridge, DECKS Sheamus for good measure, but Ridge ROCKS Dawkins! Ridge whips, Dawkins hurdles and FLYING ELBOWS! Ridge goes to a corner and fans fire up, Dawkins hits the CYCLONE SPLASH! And ENZIGURI!

Dawkins underhooks, Ridge wrenches out but Dawkins ducks the lariat to ROCK Ridge! Ridge HEADBUTTS back! Both men wobble, Sheamus tags in! Dawkins whips Ridge but Ridge reverses. Dawkins hurdles, into a BROGUE!! Cover, The Brawling Brutes ELIMINATE the Profits! Next up: the GOOD BROTHERS!

Sheamus & Ridge Holland VS The Good Brothers!

Luke Gallows gets in to CLOBBER Sheamus! Gallows fires off on Sheamus, bumps him off buckles, then tags Karl Anderson. They get Sheamus up, NECKBREAKER BACK SUPLEX COMBO! Cover, TWO!! Sheamus survives and fans fire up while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Sheamus fights up to throw hands. Gallows knees low, shoves him away, but Sheamus elbows back! Sheamus throws elbows on Gallows and Anderson, but Gallows BOOTS Sheamus! Fireman’s carry, SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Gallows sits Sheamus up to ELBOW him in the head! Tag to Anderson and the Good Brothers mug the Fella. Karl fishhooks Sheamus’ face, he lets off as the ref counts, and Anderson soaks up the heat. Karl sits Sheamus up but Sheamus throws body shots! And haymakers! But Karl ROCKS Sheamus with forearms! Cover, TWO! Karl keeps on Sheamus, and tags in Gallows.

The ref counts as the Good Brothers mug Sheamus. Sheamus fights back again but Gallows ROCKS him! Gallows suplexes Sheamus, then clamps on with a chinlock. Hit Row likes that as Gallows grinds Sheamus down. Sheamus endures, fans rally up, and Sheamus fights up to power out. But Gallows kicks back! Gallows runs, but into a POWERSLAM! Fans fire up as both men crawl, hot tag to the Machine Gun! Karl PUNTS Sheamus, DECKS Ridge, then soaks up the heat. Karl runs in, but into a BROGUE!!! Cover, The Brawling Brutes ELIMINATE the Good Brothers! But now, the LWO are in!

Sheamus & Ridge Holland VS The Latino World Order!

Cruz Del Toro & Joaquin Wilde DOUBLE DROPKICK Sheamus outta the ring! They spell it out, then run to DOUBLE TOPE CONJILO! Down go the Brutes at the ramp and the fans fire up! The LWO get Sheamus in, then Wilde goes up top. MISSILE DROPKICK! Down goes Sheamus and Pretty Deadly loves it! Tag to Cruz and Wilde positions Sheamus. Cruz goes up to MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO!! Sheamus survives and fans fire up again! Cruz tags Wilde back in then he tags Cruz. The LWO get Sheamus up but he fights their suplex off. Sheamus ROCKS Cruz, TOSSES Wilde, then CLOBBERS Cruz!

Tag to Ridge! Cruz springboards, into a BROGUE!! Ridge drags Cruz up but has to catch Wilde first! OVERHEAD Belly2Belly! Ridge gets Cruz up, CLIFFHANGER DDT!! Cover, the Brutes ELIMINATE the LWO! But “Hit~ Row~” jump in!

Sheamus & Ridge Holland VS Hit Row!

Adonis rushes Ridge but gets TOSSED! And Sheamus BROGUES Top Dolla!! Ridge covers, the Brutes ELIMINATE Hit Row!! That was quick and “YES BOY~!” The only team left is Elton Prince & Kit Wilson! They want a timeout but there’s no timeouts in wrestling! But SmackDown is going to break, so…

SmackDown returns and Ridge fights back against Elton Prince! Ridge throws heavy body shots, then facelocks, but Elton wrenches out to WRING that arm! Elton drags Ridge up, RAMS him into the corner, and tag to Kit. Kit runs in to UPPERCUT Ridge! Kit brings Ridge around to turn and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Kit rains down fists on Ridge and Sami & Kevin are taking notes. Fans boo as Kit points to Elton and tags him in. They mug Ridge, then Elton fires off body shots on Ridge. Elton fires point blank lariats, but then lets off, only for Ridge to fire off forearms in return! Ridge whips corner to corner, but Elton reverses!

Ridge bounces off buckles hard, and Elton looms over him. Fans rally for the Brutes but Elton drags Ridge up. Elton reels Ridge in but Ridge is too much to lift! Elton CLUBS away on Ridge’s back until he’s down on the mat! Fans boo but Elton runs, to drop an elbow! Cover, TWO! Elton wraps on a chinlock but Ridge endures. Fans rally but Elton thrashes Ridge around! Ridge sputters and fades but Sheamus rallies with the fans. Ridge gets a second wind, fights up to his feet, and he throws elbows. Ridge fireman’s carries but Elton slips free to CHOP BLOCK! Elton drags Ridge up and tags in Kit.

Pretty Deadly bring Ridge around, work together, but Ridge is still too much to lift! Ridge lifts Pretty Deadly instead! And DOUBLE BACK DROPS! Fans fire up and Ridge crawls for his corner! Pretty Deadly hurry after, but Ridge tags in Sheamus! Sheamus rallies on Pretty Deadly with clotheslines corner to corner! IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER for Kit! IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER for Elton! Fireman’s carry for Kit, to a ROLLING SENTON! Sheamus scoops Elton to SLAM him on Kit! Fans fire up and Sheamus goes to the corner. The fans chant along as Sheamus beats his chest! But Kit dodges the Brogue!

Kit kicks low, reels Sheamus in, but no Twist of Fate! Sheamus ALABAMA SLAMS! Cover, Elton breaks it! But Ridge POUNCES Elton outta the ring! Ridge pursues, but Elton sends him into steel steps! Sheamus drags Kit up, Elton RAMS Ridge into the steps again! Kit drops under, scurries away to the outside, but Sheamus grins. Fans fire up as Sheamus puts Kit on the ropes! But Elton gets up there, only for Sheamus to add him to the pile! DOUBLE BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!! Sheamus goes all the way to TEN on Elton, but keeps going on Kit for a total of THIRTY ONE?!? Sheamus then hoists Kit up in a crucifix!

But Elton reaches out to tag! Sheamus still hits the CELTIC CROSS!! Cover on Kit but it won’t count! Elton SUPER LEG DROPS!! Cover, Pretty Deadly win!!

Winners: Pretty Deadly, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contenders to the Undisputed WWE Tag Team Championships)

2023 just became a #YesBoy Summer! When SmackDown arrives in London in two weeks, will it be a golden homecoming for Elton & Kit? Or will Kevin & Sami continue to be the reigning, defending, undisputed tag team champions?

 

SmackDown returns and Pretty Deadly is still celebrating.

But then here comes KEVIN & SAMI! The celebrating stops for Elton & Kit but the fans cheer on the tag team champions! Sami thanks the fans for singing his song, and says there needs to be congratulations in order to Pretty Deadly. The fans boo instead, but Sami admits, he didn’t think Pretty Deadly would win. In fact, no one expected them to win. And yet they did. However, they won about five minutes ago, still celebrating, so they’ve overstayed their welcome by about… five minutes. And so Sami speaks for everyone when he says, “Maybe just get the hell outta here already.” Fans cheer that!

Elton says wow, that’s really cute. Thanks for that. But Elton has a question. They just beat five teams and are their hair is still dryer and cleaner than that mess of a man in Sami Zayn. What is that? How dare Sami & Kevin come out to interrupt Pretty Deadly? #YESBOY! The Killer Queens! #YESBOY! The Dandy Highwaymen! #YESBOY! And the two tastiest snacks here int he WWE! But to cut to the chase, they’re out here five minutes too long? Well when they become the NEW Tag Team Champions, they will stay out and celebrate for EEEEEEVEN longer! And then even longer! And everyone can celebrate with them as they go EEEEEVEN longer!

And just when you think it’s gonna end, they’ll celebrate EEEEVEN longer! Aha! Fans boo and Kevin sighs. Sami asks if he’s hearing this. Oh, yeah. Just wanted to be sure, cuz the way Kevin’s been blowing up lately, this isn’t bothering him even a little? Well, Sami tells him to stay calm so he’s staying calm. But looking at them, hearing them, listening to them, it makes Kevin wanna go in there and punch them in their stupid faces! Fans like that, too! Sami says that’s fine, because he agrees, they should do it. They rush the ring, Pretty Deadly runs away! Fans cheer Kevin & Sami, will there be no running when SmackDown’s in the UK?

 

The Bloodline sits in the private suite.

Paul Heyman is shaking nervously as he asks The Tribal Chief if he’s spoken with Jey. Roman chuckles and says no. Wise Man. Yes, My Tribal Chief? Who is the Tribal Chief? Roman is! Exactly. When Jey is Tribal Chief, people will reach out to him. But Roman is still The Tribal Chief, so Jey should be reaching out to Roman. Heyman says that is very wise of Roman. Roman asks if Heyman talked to Jey. No, not since last Friday when Jimmy superkick’d Jey. Roman tells Heyman that this isn’t a question, he is telling Heyman to go talk to Jey. Heyman says yes, and hurries out of the room. Will the Special Counsel be able to reach the Right Hand Man?

 

Zelina Vega VS Iyo Sky w/ Bayley!

La Muneca is heading to the Women’s Money in the Bank Ladder match, but so are the Evil Genius and the Role Model. Will Sky take control on behalf of Damage Control? Or will Zelina win some redemption for the LWO?

SmackDown returns and Zelina makes her entrance. The bell rings and Zelina offers a handshake. Sky SLAPS Zelina instead! Fans boo but Zelina comes back to THESZ PRESS! Iyo gets away, trips Zelina, covers, ONE! Zelina trips and covers, ONE! Things speed up, Zelina tilt-o-whirls and RANAS but Sky handsprings through! Sky comes back to DROPKICK Zelina down! Sky rains down fists on Zelina, then drags her up. Bayley says “That’s the best right there!” But Zelina ROCKS Sky! Sky BOOTS Zelina away, climbs up and stands on Zelina’s hand on the ropes! Then STOMPS Zelina down! Sky drags Zelina in to then HANGING STRAITJACKET!

The ref counts, Sky sits up and brings Zelina around to then AX HANDLE Zelina down! Bayley cheers while Sky hammerlocks Zelina. Zelina reaches for ropes but Sky keeps her back. Sky spins Zelina around, scoops, but Zelina slips free to roll Sky! ONE, so Zelina KICKS Sky down! Zelina CLUBS Sky, runs, but Bayley stands in the way! Fans boo and the ref reprimands, but Sky rushes up! Zelina switches with Sky and Sky almost runs into Bayley! Bayley hops down and Zelina waistlocks, but Sky switches! Now Bayley is distracting from Sky’s pin! TWO!! Sky gets mad at Bayley for messing up the distraction!

Zelina runs in to 619!! Direct hit and Zelina stacks Sky, Zelina wins!!

Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall

Bayley is furious, but she should be mad at herself for costing her own teammate! Will DMG CTRL have better teamwork in the ladder match? Or will it all break down into every woman for herself?

 

Bianca Belair visits Adam Pearce’s office.

The EST tells him that he was gonna figure this out, so where’s her rematch? Pearce says he gave her his word, and he promises that management is talking it out. But he has no answer tonight. So he just wants her to be patient? No, no, she went about this the right way. So now, right or wrong, she’s doing this her way. Bianca heads out, what does she have planned for the now WWE Women’s Championship?

 

DMG CTRL regroups backstage.

Bayley says Zelina doesn’t have the advantage, it won’t matter. Sky is still upset, and she asks if Bayley doesn’t trust her to win on her own. Bayley does trust Sky! But in the MITB ladder match, it’s every woman for herself so- Shotzi walks over. It sure wasn’t every woman for herself when they cost Shotzi a spot in the match. Oh who cares?! She’s not on DMG CTRL’s level, she doesn’t belong in the match! Then why not put your spot on the line against Shotzi? Bayley laughs that off. But then Sky says Bayley accepts! Great! Shotzi will go talk with Pearce and make it official. What was that for? Sky says she’s “just trying to help.”

 

SmackDown presents an all-new Grayson Waller Effect.

The Dynamite from Down Under, the Moment Maker, the Aussie Icon gets his long introduction before the spotlight shines on him in the ring. Waller says just when you thought the GWE couldn’t get any bigger, they’re gonna break the internet. His guest tonight isn’t just a game changer, but a living legend, an elite athlete, and an absolute star. So get on your feet and welcome the FOURTEEN TIME Women’s Champion, Charlotte Flair! Fans cheer and “WOO~” as the Queen makes her entrance. Charlotte then joins Waller in the ring and he has to snap himself out of it. Waller says, “Wow. Wow. I gotta be honest, it is great having you on the show tonight.”

Fans “WOO~!” and Waller has no idea how bad he wants to woo. But let’s get to it. In two weeks, SmackDown in London, Charlotte faces Asuka for the WWE Women’s Championship. When Waller thinks Charlotte VS Asuka, he of course thinks of classic, historic matches. Like when Charlotte ended Asuka’s undefeated streak. But devil’s advocate, this isn’t the same Asuka from the past. Fans “WOO~!” and Charlotte says okay. Hit her with the question. Oh, right, he got distracted. But then, will she become a FIFTEEN time champion? Fifteen time, then sixteen time? But if we’re talking numbers, Charlotte has Asuka’s number. And so go ahead, woo.

Oh oh okay okay. WOO~! But wait! Here comes Bianca! Is this what she meant about taking things into her own hands? Bianca goes down the ramp and to the ring. Bianca then gets a mic while Charlotte waves hi. Bianca tells Charlotte that with all due respect, someone has to explain to Bianca how things work around here. See, Bianca lost her title, was told she would get a rematch, didn’t get one, and then Charlotte walks in and just calls her shot and gets what she wants. Is Bianca trippin’ or is she trippin’? Charlotte mulls that question over, then stands up to step to Bianca. Fans duel between “WOO~” and “EST!”

Charlotte says hello, Ms. EST. With all due respect, yes, Charlotte walked in, called her shot, and got it. But she didn’t write the rules, nor did she politic to change them. So no, she’s not gonna apologize. The line starts and ends with Charlotte. Bianca smiles through that and Charlotte says that while she lost at WrestleMania to Rhea Ripley, Charlotte hasn’t gotten her rematch, either. So aren’t they both owed something? Bianca says okay, that’s fair. But Bianca did things the right way. She lost and then stayed. She stayed and tried to do it the right way. Bianca isn’t understanding. She didn’t go and hide for three months.

But maybe that doesn’t account for anything. Maybe Bianca should take things into her own hands, too. Charlotte asks if Bianca thinks she ran away. She might’ve stepped away, but if anyone knows anything about defeat… Charlotte has beaten the best, lost to the best, and always picked herself up every time, for fourteen times. She is a champion with or without a title. is Bianca a champion with or without a title? Bianca says first off, she is the longEST reigning Women’s Champion of the modern era. Fans cheer that! And y’know what else? Bianca didn’t have to do it 14 times, so put some respect on her name!

Fans cheer more as Bianca tells Charlottes she can say whatever she needs to in order to make herself feel better, or sit and recount all the things she’s done. Bianca could do that, too, but the past is the past. The future is that since Bianca didn’t get her rematch, best believe she’ll be ringside for that match of Charlotte VS Asuka. Bianca is done being patient, she is doing playing around. No matter who wins, Bianca will step in the ring, look that champion face to face, and call her shot. Because that title is coming back to her! Bianca drops the mic and heads out. Waller is liking where this is going, but will Charlotte like what’s coming?

 

Heyman finds Jey Uso.

And he apologizes to Jey. He is sorry that he told him the truth last week. That he was right last week. That Jimmy kicked him in the face last week and cost Jey the US Championship. Now Jey knows it was intentional. Jimmy has the most accurate kick, next to Jey’s, in the entire WWE. Jimmy meant to hit Roman Reigns, and he meant it when he hit Jey. The jealousy, envy, to embarrass and humiliate his own twin brother in front of the entire world! Jey does not deserve that. And for that, Heyman is sorry. Jey tells Heyman he’s sorry, too. Jey’s sorry that if he’s in, Heyman’s still out. Heyman smirks and nods, but is Jey still in?

 

Mixed Tag: AJ Styles & Mia Yim VS Karrion Kross & Scarlett Bordeaux!

The Phenomenal One has been marked by the tarot cards, but he doesn’t believe in that stuff. He believes in handling business with actions, not smoke ‘n’ mirrors. Will he and #Michin handle Mr. & Mrs. Doomsday? Or will time run out on The OC?

SmackDown returns as Kross & Scarlett make their entrance. The teams sort out and the men start. Styles fires off a Phenomenal Blitz on Kross! LARIAT, to SLIDING FOREARM! Fans fire up and Styles tags in Mia. He gives Mia a boost to TORNADO DDT Kross! Scarlett sneaks in but Mia sees her coming. Mia chases Scarlett but Scarlett throat chops her! Scarlett hooks Mia in, SIDEWINDER! Cover, TWO! Scarlett is frustrated but she brings Mia up. Mia throws forearms and CHOPS! Mia KICKS and KICKS and HEEL KICKS! Scarlett staggers, and Mia GERMAN SUPLEXES her! Kross tags in but Styles runs up!

Styles feeds Kross to a SOBAT and PELE from Mia, then ENZIGURIS Kross! Mia runs but Scarlett dumps her out! Styles reels Kross in, STYLES CLASH!! Cover, but Mia drags Styles off by his hair! Fans boo as Scarlett seems to flirt with Styles, but he takes his gloves off to show her, “I’m married, b*tch.” So she SLAPS him! The ref reprimands, but Mia drags Scarlett out! Mia runs in, DOUBLE FACEBUSTER! But Kross gets Styles in the KROSSJACKET!! Styles flails, reaches out, but Kross ripcords to KROSSHAMMER! And then pump handle and scoop, for a SWINGING FACEBUSTER! Cover, Kross & Scarlett win!

Winners: Karrion Kross & Scarlett Bordeaux, by pinfall

The apocalypse strikes again and Kross waves bye to Styles. Will Mr. & Mrs. Doomsday take over SmackDown by any means necessary?

 

Heyman returns to Roman and Solo.

Roman asks Heyman, “Well?” Heyman shakes his head. Roman sighs. Roman then thinks, and Heyman tentatively tells him to not do what he’s thinking of doing. Roman frowns, Solo steps forward, and Heyman hurries away. Solo asks if Roman needs him to handle this. Roman tells Solo easy now. There’s still plenty of time. “Whatever you say, My Tribal Chief.” Roman seems to be giving Jey until the end of the night, but will he come to regret it?

 

Backstage interview with Cameron Grimes.

The Carolina Caveman thanks Kayla for having him, and she says he has been making quite the impression on his short time here. How does he feel like he’s adjusted? Grimes says he’s been having fun- BUT BARON CORBIN ATTACKS! Corbin tosses Grimes around and asks if he’s having fun now! Grimes got lucky, but his luck’s just run out. The Lone Wolf leaves Grimes down on the ground, is he going to bring about an End of Days for Grimes?

 

Rey Mysterio is here!

The King of Lucha Libre is in Kentucky and fans cheer as he goes to the ring. Rey shows off the LWO shirt and gets the mic. He asks Kentucky what’s good, and says he has had many accomplishments in his career that he is proud of. But there is one thing he is truly proud of, and that is reforming the LWO! Fans cheer that, and Rey continues to say that the person he is about to introduce represents the essence of the LWO. And have no doubt that this man can become the next Mr. Money in the Bank! It is El Emperor, Santos Escobar! Santos makes his entrance now, and he says timing is everything.

Santos has worked hard, made a lot of sacrifices, but now he has the opportunity of a lifetime. Fans cheer that, too. Santos says he is going to compete for the MITB briefcase! And Rey, Santos needs to tell him something. Thank you for believing in him. And he loves you, Rey. They hug it out and fans cheer. Santos says Rey inspired him, and he is now fighting for Rey, for his family, for LA RAZA! And for anyone and everyone in the WWE Universe who has a dream. But wait, here comes LA Knight. The Mega Star goes right down to the ring and he offers a handshake to Rey. But then SHOVES him!

Santos and Knight brawl, and Santos CLOBBERS Knight! Then DROPKICKS him onto ropes! Fans fire up, Rey dials it up, but Knight bails out! The Mega Star still has a match with the Emperor, will he be able to get a leg up before MITB?

LA Knight VS Santos Escobar w/ Rey Mysterio!

SmackDown returns and the match is underway. Knight grinds Santos with a chinlock and fans rally and duel. Santos fights up, throws body shots and elbows, but Knight knees low to whip. Santos ducks ‘n’ dodges and FLYING FOREARMS! And then again! Fans are torn as Knight staggers up into a scoop and BACKBREAKER! Santos has Knight in a corner, runs in, but is put on the apron. Knight turns around into a GAMANGIRI! Santos climbs, leaps, and CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Knight crawls to a corner but Santos spells it out before running in, DOUBLE KNEE! Knight staggers into a fireman’s carry!

Knight fights free, shoves and scoops to POWERSLAM! Fans fire up as LA Knight spells it out now, ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Knight is annoyed but the count was fair. Knight drags Santos up, whips, but Santos KICKS back! Santos runs in, goes up, and Knight staggers around. Knight blocks the victory roll and holds ropes! TWO and Santos has the roll-up, Santos wins!!

Winner: Santo Escobar, by pinfall

Fans are torn again but Knight fails to snatch this one away. So he CLOBBERS Santos as a sore loser! Fans are torn again, but the ref reprimands. Rey rushes in and he runs Knight off! Knight says Rey can’t protect his boy forever. Will Knight make himself the Mega Star in the Bank?

 

Jey Uso heads to gorilla.

But then he crosses paths with Sami. Sami looks Jey in the eyes, and nods. Sami heads out and Jey continues on. Does this mean Sami knows what Jey is going to do?

The Bloodline heads to the ring.

That is to say, Roman Reigns, Solo Sikoa & Paul Heyman go to the ring. Roman wears the brand new Undisputed Universal Championship belt while Heyman still carries the old belts. Roman’s reign will now tie Pedro Morales next week, as he has no challenger to take the title from him. The new belt is raised for the pyro, and then the Bloodline continues down to the ring. Roman holds up the new belt again for more pyro. Fans are torn as Roman walks around showing off the new belt, and we will see Jey’s decision, after the break.

SmackDown returns once more and Heyman hands the mic to Roman. Roman then says, “Lexington, Kentucky…! ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” Fans are torn but plenty throw up the ones. And here comes Jey! Roman nods, liking that this is right on cue. Roman calms Solo down and Jey goes to the ring. Jey gets a mic of his own, fans chant for “USO! USO!” and Roman smirks. Roman says, “I know what they want. They want answers, Jey. So what’s it gon’ be? Are you in? Or are you out?” Jey paces, thinks about it, and says… “You tell me, Uce. Hey, it’s either gon’ be him, or it’s me.” Jey is still making Heyman part of the deal.

Roman says, “Aight, listen. When you’re Tribal Chief, you can pick anyone you want to be to be your Wise Man. This is my Wise Man. He’s not the Bloodline’s Wise Man’s, he’s not Jey’s Wise Man, he’s not Jimmy’s Wise Man. No, he’s my Wise Man. He’s here to help me as I lead.” Heyman smiles as Roman says that is what Jey doesn’t understand. Roman was meant just to get them to the Promised Land. It’s Jey’s job to keep them here. Jey is meant to keep the Bloodline at the top of the mountain! The Wise Man said they’d start grooming Jey, but no no no. They’ve been doing that for over three years now! Three YEARS of hard work and equity!

Why does Jey think he’s the Right Hand Man? Why does Jey think he’s in the position he’s in right now as Main Event Jey Uso? Heyman is starting to look worried. Roman says Jey is meant to lead them! “Just not yet.” So the problem isn’t Heyman, and the problem isn’t Jey. The problem is Jimmy. Jey paces in frustration and Roman says he knows, they’ve been together their whole lives, twins are inseparable. But that’s the problem. Jey has to understand, but wait! Jimmy’s here! He has his own mic and he says the problem isn’t Jey’s brother. The problem is their cousin. Let’s get to it, Uce! Roman says he’s a leader grooming Jey, but in reality, he’s USING Jey!

Jimmy wants Jey to look at him. Does Jey believe the garbage coming outta Roman’s mouth? Does Jey believe all this over Jimmy? Fans rally for the Usos but Roman laughs it off. “Listen to ’em! They weren’t doing this ten years ago! Hell, it took ten years just to get y’all in WrestleMania. And since y’all’ve been with me, we’ve main evented every single one!” Jimmy is an anchor, Roman is wings! Roman lifts Jey up, Jimmy drags Jey down! Jey has a future in front of him, just as Roman said. Next in line! Successor! Tribal Chief! But he can’t be a chief and a twin at the same time. Fans boo that as Jey is conflicted.

But go ahead, let him plead, beg, give that brother love speech. But Roman could put on a mask, too. The reality is… Well, actually, Roman has the Wise Man join in. When they named Jey the “Right Hand Man,” who was the only one who had a problem with it? Heyman is reluctant to share this information, but Roman tells him to. Heyman points to Jimmy. Yeah, it wasn’t Heyman, because “Right Hand Man” was Heyman’s idea. Heyman apologizes for having to reveal this, and Jey looks at Jimmy differently now. Jimmy can’t look at Jey now, but the fans still cheer the Usos on. Jey asks Jimmy if this is all true.

Jey tells Jimmy to look at him now and tell him the truth. Jimmy says yeah, it’s true. Jey is upset but Roman smiles. Jey paces, and he tries to get this right. So this whole time, Jimmy’s been doubting Jey? No, he just- NO! NO! Jey says he expects that from Roman, but not Jimmy! But let’s guess! It’s cuz Jimmy knows what is best for both of them, right? The big brother, right? “Listen to your older brother, Joshua! That’s your older brother, Joshua!” That’s all Jey heard growing up! Jey says y’know what? The Usos have been competing against Roman, but in reality, Jey’s just been keeping up with Jimmy!

“Mr. Prom King” Jimmy! Mr. Player of the Year, Mr. Most Likely to Succeed! Hey, hey, hey! Guess what? There was a blessing in disguise. When Jimmy got hurt, Jey stepped up! Jey main evented SmackDown and PPVs and even WrestleMania! Y’know why? Cuz Jey’s the Right Hand Man! The Main Event! And all cuz of ROMAN! Roman nods but fans boo. Jey says, “Guess what? YOU OUT!” Fans boo and Roman laughs. Jey then says, “And I’m out, too!” SUPERKICK TO ROMAN!!! Heyman is floored, too!! The entire arena is thunderous and Solo is shocked! Jey dodges Solo, Jimmy SUPERKICKS! DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!

Solo falls outta the ring and the fans are electric as the Usos stand together! Heyman is so shocked he gets out of the ring, head in his hands! Roman gets up in a rage and can’t believe what they’re doing! But then the Usos DOUBLE SUPERKICK him!! The Usos stand tall, fingers to they sky, because THEY the ones! Will the Usos sink what is left of the Island of Relevancy?


My Thoughts:

This was a really good SmackDown, but with an awesome ending. The Bloodline story continues to be award winning caliber, with tonight being the long awaited moment where Jey finally stands up to Roman. It was built up well during the show tonight, and what a way to end it. The drama made about the Usos disagreeing, but Jey still choosing Jimmy was a great swerve. Everything The Usos have been through together means much more to them than what Roman’s put them through, this is naturally the right choice. Now all we need is Usos VS Roman & Solo, and then Solo sees the truth and leaves Roman all alone.

As for the rest of the night, the best match was the opener and then everything went down from there. The gauntlet ending up six teams instead of five was a surprise, but I suppose fair since all the teams should have a fair chance. But at the same time, Hit Row was in there literally as extra bodies to add to what Sheamus & Ridge did by starting the match and making it to the end. But I figured Pretty Deadly would win, and of course it was as the very last team. Great bit from Kevin & Sami with Pretty Deadly, and having their match on SmackDown rather than MITB is an interesting move, but I suppose it’s so MITB has more time for the ladder matches.

Similarly, that’s perhaps why we’re getting the WWE Women’s Championship on SmackDown’s go-home episode. The Grayson Waller Effect this week was alright, though I’m not sure why the timing between Grayson and Charlotte was off. I suppose he was trying to act starstruck by Charlotte. But Bianca had a good promo with Pearce and then Charlotte to call out whoever wins that title. Heck, Bianca might as well tell the winner that they’re facing off the next night as part of MITB. But then, that would set up another same-night-cash-in for Miss MITB, which has been happening almost every year. WWE might be in a bit of a pickle there.

Good stuff from the known Women’s MITB participants. Zelina beating Sky because of Bayley made sense, as the DMG CTRL break-up is most certainly happening soon. Sky putting Bayley in a match with Shotzi was a good turnaround, and maybe Sky costs Bayley “accidentally” so that Bayley is out and Shotzi is in. Either way, it feels like Sky is going to be Miss MITB and a Face given both current champions are Heels. Heck, even if Charlotte gets the title off Asuka, Charlotte can easily switch to Heel given her entitled attitude. Also Charlotte has to lose again if she wants to be 16 time like Ric, so the Women’s MITB could be a big part of that.

Of course Corbin goes after Grimes in return for last week, keeping their feud alive without matches. That said, Grimes should be having matches just so he isn’t reliant on Corbin. The Mixed Tag was good, could’ve been a bit longer just on having Styles and Kross do more, but oh well. I should’ve figured Kross & Scarlett would win to extend this feud. But then we get LA Knight VS Santos Escobar in what must have been a last minute addition. Rey introduction Santos, Santos thanking Rey, and then Knight going after Rey all felt rushed and therefore awkward. But whatever, Santos wins for momentum but Knight gets the better of him. Fans really love Knight, he was being cheered as the Face rather than the Heel, who knows how fans will react if he doesn’t win MITB.

My Score: 8.6/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (3/28/25)

SmackDown in the UK!

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London calling to the champion crowns!

SmackDown brings gold to London as LA Knight defends his WWE US Championship and The Street Profits defend their tag team titles! Will the landscape change this close to WrestleMania?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Tag Team Championships: The Street Profits VS Pretty Deadly; The Profits win and retain the titles.
  • Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Secret Her-vice w/ Chelsea Green; The Secret Her-vice wins.
  • WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Braun Strowman; Braun wins, by disqualification, and Knight retains the title.
  • Charlotte Flair VS Mia Yim w/ B-Fab; Charlotte wins.
  • Randy Orton VS Drew McIntyre; McIntyre wins.
  • Jimmy Uso VS The Miz; Jimmy wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Cody Rhodes is here!

We follow The American Nightmare as walks to gorilla, then through the curtain, and London sings along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, says hello to fans along the ramp, and then we get the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro. Cody goes to the ring, grabs a mic, then kneels down to kiss the WWE logo on the mat. The fans continue to sing along all the way to the end, “I AM MY KINGDOM!” The fans then cheer, and Cody holds up the belt to fire them up even more! The fans now sing for “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” and he soaks it in. The fans cheer again as Cody smiles, and he finally says, “So, London~! Whaddya wanna talk about?”

The fans chant “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cody hears that dueling, and he smiles again. The song of “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” returns, then they cheer. Cody says, “At WrestleMania 41, I will be facing John Cena…” The fans boo, but Cody says, “I will be facing John Cena as he goes to break the record and win 17. But that is WrestleMania 41. In just a few nights, I will be standing face to face with John Cena in this very same city, in this very same arena.” The fans cheer that, but then here comes Randy Orton! Now the fans sing along with Voices as The Viper heads to the ring. Orton also high-fives fans before he joins Cody.

Orton grabs a mic, paces while the fans keep singing on their own, and then the fans cheer. Orton says he’s not really the sentimental type, but for Cody and for London, screw it. The fans chant “R K O! R K O!” and Orton tells Cody, “Look at you. Look at who you are now, the man you are now. Look at where he came from.” The fans cheer and sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” and Orton says he remembers a Cody in his early 20s, just breaking into the business. Cody was busting his ass harder than anyone else. He wasn’t exactly happy, and in fact, he was frustrated. But Cody was man enough, smart enough, to know he needed to grow, and that he couldn’t grow in the WWE.

Cody wasn’t exactly treated fairly in the WWE, so Cody left the WWE! That took some big ass balls to do what he did! Cody changed the business singlehandedly, and everyone in the back knows it. And Orton appreciates Cody for it. But then Cody came back, as they all knew one day he would. And the industry has been changed forever since the day Cody came back to the WWE. Cody is a bit teary eyed as Orton says Cody’s still the same guy, he just did what he set out to do, and he grew. Orton teases he would sing along with the fans, but the fans might leave. The fans again sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!”

Orton asks if they remember when Cody Rhodes faced Seth Rollins in Hell in a Cell. The fans cheer because they do. Orton says that was impressive, and even impossible, as he started with a partially torn pec and then ended with a fully torn pec! His body changed all kinds of shades of purple that Orton’s never seen on a human body. The pain he must have been in. Cody persevered not just for himself. Maybe not even at all for Cody. It was not even for his family legacy; it was for each and every single fan out there! Then Cody went on to WrestleMania, beat Roman Reigns and finished the story!

But there’s always another story, isn’t there? And Cody’s right in the middle of one. Cody is in charge of his legacy, and it is a privilege for Orton to watch Cody take control of it. Ticket sales have been up, there’s more intrigue around the world, and listen to the people! It is 99.9% all because of Cody! The fans cheer that, and of course they sing. Orton says what he’s trying to say is a long-winded version of he respects Cody, loves him, and is very, very proud of him. The fans cheer that! Orton then says, “But… But now it is time for WrestleMania.” They both look to the sign, and Orton says he can guarantee Cody that Orton will kick Kevin Owens so hard in the head…!

Orton can just feel it already! He forgets how many days are left, but he can’t wait to remove Kevin’s head from his shoulders. And Orton knows Cody will enter champion, exit champion, but not before he beats the holy hell outta Cena all up and down the Vegas strip! But after all the smoke clears and the dust settles, just like Orton wants Number 17, there will come a time when Orton will want Number 15. But Orton won’t kick Cody in the balls like a coward. Orton will look Cody in the eye because he respects Cody, is proud of Cody, and sees him as an equal. Orton will look Cody in the eye and tell him that he’s coming for the title.

The fans cheer but wait! Drew McIntyre is here! The fans cheer the Scottish Terminator as he steps out on stage, mic in hand, and has a wry smile on his face as he looks at the ring. Drew waves as the fans now sing, “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” Drew says, “Isn’t this wonderful? A couple of nepo babies having a love fest in the middle of the ring> It makes me absolutely sick. What’d you just say, Randy? if Cody gets through Cena at WrestleMania, you’re coming for that title? What exactly have you done since that big comeback to justify that title match? Aside be Randy Orton. The only big moment I can remember is you being on the shelf for months and months and months.

“People like to make jokes about it, but more people talk about my five-minute-45-second title reign than your entire comeback so far! So get to the back of the line, sunshine! As for you, Cody, you should’ve listened to me. But you shunned me. You attacked me. Everybody should’ve listened to me about John Cena, but they didn’t. And the next night, he kicked you right in the twig ‘n’ berries, proving me right as usual. And the main event of WrestleMania should be Cody Rhodes VS The UK’s only ever world champion, Drew McIntyre!” Fans do like that idea. But sadly, it’s not, because of that guyliner wearing Temu Undertaker, Damian Priest!

Drew wants to talk about what is happening. And what’s gonna happen! Drew steps up to the ring while fans sing for him again. Drew says it will not be Randy that takes the title from Cody, should he get through Cena; it’ll be McIntyre. The fans cheer, but Orton says they were trying to have a moment. Can Drew just cut the crap already? Drew says okay, sure. He’ll tell the truth, because that’s all he ever does. The truth is, Kevin might have a point! If those Voices are talking to Orton again, then they know Drew very, very well. And he’s thinking, “My God, Randy looks great! Absolutely jacked! On the outside.

On the inside, that back is hanging by a thread. And if Orton provokes McIntyre, McIntyre will break him. And as for Cody- Cody kicks Drew and UPPERCUTS him! The fans fire up, and Orton R- NO, Drew gets away! The fans boo, but the battlelines are drawn! Even if Cody makes it out of the frying pan that is Las Vegas, it’ll be into the fire that is these contenders waiting in line! Will the American Nightmare be ready for whoever comes for the crown?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships: The Street Profits VS Pretty Deadly!

Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins are finally golden again, but it’s time to put the titles on the line already! And while they’re ready for the grind, they’re up against the hometown heroes! Will the Profits still be up in the O2? Or will Kit Wilson & Elton Prince say #YESBOY to a new reign of their own?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who really wants the smoke!

The teams sort out and Kit starts with Dawkins. They tie up, Dawkins headlocks, but Kit powers up and out. Dawkins runs Kit over, the fans fire up, and Dawkins fires hands on Kit in the corner! The fans rally for Pretty Deadly, Dawkins whips Kit to a corner, but Elton takes that bump! Kit CLOBBERS Dawkins, then tags Elton! Atomic drop into DROPKICK! Ford runs up, but into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! Dawkins whips, Elton reverses, and then Elton hurdles so Kit can DDT! The fans fire up with Pretty Deadly while the Profits bail out. Pretty Deadly has control while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Elton is right on Dawkins as he gets in, and UPPERCUTS him to the corner. Elton clinches Dawkins for another UPPERCUT! Tag to Kit, and Elton RAMS into Dawkins so Kit can UPPERCUT! Dawkins flops over, Kit drags him up to wrench the arm. Kit whips, Dawkins reverses, but Kit grabs ropes. Kit ELBOWS Dawkins, DECKS Ford, but Dawkins CLOBBERS Kit! The ref reprimands but Dawkins RAMS Kit into the corner again and again! The ref counts, Dawkins fires fast hands, then he tags in Ford. Ford says, “SUCK IT!” then he KICKS Kit! Ford scuffs Kit, then drags him to a cover, TWO!

Ford keeps Kit down with a facelock, but Kit endures the grind. Kit fights up, fires body shots, but Ford whips him away. Kit sunset flips! Ford rolls through, and PENALTY KICKS! Ford mocks Elton with the Scott Hall fingers, and the ref has to keep Elton back. Ford drags Kit up, tags Dawkins, and the Profits mug Kit. Dawkins CLUBS Kit down, then stalks him. Dawkins stays between Kit and Elton, then whips Kit into the Profits’ corner. CYCLONE- NO, Kit dodges! Ford tags in, he keeps Kit from Elton now, but Kit slips out of the suplex! Kit fakes high to go low, hot tag to Elton! Elton rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT!

Elton kicks and whips Ford to a corner, then UPPERCUTS! Elton whips the other way, UPPERCUTS again, and then does it again! Elton adds to the hattrick with a lift, Ford says a quick prayer before the SUPLEX! Ford flounders, gets to his feet, but Elton dodges to springboard and FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Ford stays in this, but Elton stays on him. SmackDown returns to single picture and fans rally for Pretty Deadly as Elton gives Ford a back suplex. Ford lands out, waistlocks, but Elton switches and shoves Ford. Ford CLOBBERS Elton in return! Ford is also dazed but he covers, ONE!

Kit reaches out, Elton and Ford both crawl, hot tags to Kit and Dawkins! The fans fire up as Dawkins wrenches Kit, underhooks and SILENCER! Dawkins Electric Chair Lifts Kit, Ford climbs, but Kit slips free! Kit shoves Dawkins into Ford! Ford falls to the floor, but Dawkins ENZIGIRIS Kit! Elton tags in, and Kit LARIATS Dawkins! Pretty Deadly combine for DRY MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Dawkins survives and the Profits are a bit unsure of what to do next. Dawkins crawls to a corner, Elton runs up, but Dawkins dodges! Elton hits buckles and Dawkins TOSSES Kit, then Dawkins hits a SKY HIGH on Elton!

Dawkins hurries to tag Ford and Ford climbs up! But Kit pushes Elton out of the way! Kit takes FROM THE HEAVESN, and Elton ghost pins Ford! TWO!! Ford escapes, and he ROCKS Elton! Elton UPPERCUTS Ford! Dawkins sneaks a tag, Ford SUPERKICKS! POUNCE SAIDO COMBO!! Cover, KIT BREAKS IT! The fans fire up while all four men are down! The teams go to opposite ends, then they all stand up in the corners. They all roar, all run in, and Kit SPEARS Ford while Elton FLYING UPPERCUTS Dawkins!! London is thunderous, and Kit hurries to tag in! Pretty Deadly gets Dawkins up, for SPILT MILK!! Cover, FORD BREAKS IT!

The fans are shocked, as is Elton, but Ford saves this for his team! “This is Awesome!” as Ford runs up and Elton TOSSES him out! Now DRY MARTI- NO! Dawkins doesn’t accept the second serving, and he DUMPS Kit out! Kit skins the cat while Dawkins DECKS Elton! Dawkins catches Kit to an Electric Chair! Ford rises, DOOMSDAY BLOCKBUSTER!! Cover, Profits win!

Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (still WWE Tag Team Champions)

Pretty Deadly put up a heroic fight, but the hometown heroes could not capture the gold. Dawkins & Ford hold onto the gold, will this be the strongest the Profits have ever been?

 

Kayden & Katana talk with Zelina Vega.

Carter & Chance know La Muneca got screwed over by The Green Administration. Chelsea thinks she’s untouchable, but someone’s gonna stop them eventually. Well, speaking of, Alba Fyre leads the way in as she & Piper Niven “scope the perimeter.” There’s one small threat. They frisk the “miniscule” threat, but nothing they haven’t dealt with before. Chelsea struts in and says, “The Eagle has landed~!” Zelina says she is so glad the “Bootleg Men in Black” have crashed the party. Now, yeah, they all know she’s small. But clearly this small “threat” is a big threat to Chelsea’s title reign. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have taken all three of them to beat her.

KC Squared agree with that. How about tonight, we see what happens when the odds are even? Chelsea says that’s fine, because Agents P & A are ready. The Secret Her-vice has been given their next mission, but will they be able to crash the party? Or will the party crash them?

Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Secret Her-vice!

SmackDown returns and The Green Administration makes their entrance. The teams sort out, Alba starts against Katana, and the two tie up. Alba KNEES low, CLUBS Katana down, then fireman’s carries. Katana fights free, tags Kayden, and they KICK, double whip, and then trip Alba up for the basement DROPKICK! Katana adds a slingshot SENTON, Kayden covers, TWO! Kayden tags Katana, they double whip Alba to a corner, then Kayden runs in. Alba DUMPS Kayden out, ROCKS Katana, and she tags Piper! Katana arm-drags Alba out, then goes out to run up. Kayden gives her a boost, Katana CROSSBODIES Alba down!

The fans fire up, but Piper goes up and out?! CANNONBALL and down goes KC Squared! Piper salutes Chelsea and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns, Kayden rallies on Alba while the fans rally up. Kayden fires up, runs in and whips, but Alba reverses. Kayden wheelbarrows, victory rolls, then SUPERKICKS! Kayden fires up again but the fans are torn. Kayden runs in at Alba to BOOT WASH her against the ropes! Chelsea protests, Kayden kicks at her, then Kayden springboards for a LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Alba survives, Kayden whips, but Alba KICKS back! Tag to Piper, but Kayden jackknife bridges Alba! The ref explains bout the tag, Piper runs up, but Kayden moves! The SENTON hits Alba! Piper panics, Kayden tags Katana!

Katana goes up onto Kayden’s shoulders, VICTORY ROLL LAUNCHER, but Piper catches Katana! Katana fires hands, BOOTS, and then hurries to go up again. Kayden ROCKS Piper, and fireman’s carries?! SAMOAN DROP! Kayden then gives Katana the boost, for the KEG STAND SPLASH!! Cover, ALBA BREAKS IT! Kayden runs up on Alba to BOOT her out! Katana gives Kayden the boost now, SUPER CROSSBODY onto Alba! Kayden hurries to tag back in, and she brings Piper up. Piper swings, Kayden dodges and SUPERKICKS! Katana goes up, Piper staggers over that way, but Chelsea distracts the ref!

The fans are torn as Alba grabs Katana. Katana kicks Alba down, chases Chelsea off, but Piper sends Kayden into her! Piper scoops to PIPER DRIVER!! Cover, Secret Her-vice wins!

Winner: The Secret Her-vice, by pinfall

The Women’s US Champion helps her team, and now they all mug Kayden & Katana! But here comes Zelina! Vega runs down the ramp, CLOBBERS Alba, and then she gets in the ring! Zelina tilt-o-whirl DDTS Piper! And she KNEES Alba off the apron! But Chelsea CLOBBERS Zelina! Chelsea fires up, the UK is oddly with her, and she chicken wings Zeina. But Zelina fights free to fire forearms and body shots! And a BACK ELBOW! Zelina reels Chelsea in, CODE- SUPERKICK from Alba! SENTON from Piper! The Green Administration is just too much for Zelina to fight against alone! But can she, Kayden & Katana find a way to turn things around?

 

WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Braun Strowman!

Did the Mega Star just get this title back from Shinsuke Nakamura? YEAH! Did he help the Monster of All Monsters fight off Solo Sikoa’s rouge bloodline? YEAH! And now, does he have to defend this title against the monster he just helped? YEAH!! But will Knight still reign this close to WrestleMania? Or will Braun #GetTheseHands back on a championship?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it’s time for Knight’s biggest challenge, YEAH!

The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. The two tie up, and Braun SHOVES Knight away. Knight comes back, Braun SHOVES him down again! Knight gets up, gets around, and he headlocks. Braun powers up to back suplex, but Knight lands out! Knight tries but Braun’s too big to suplex! Braun ELBOWS Knight, storms up on him, but Knight fires haymakers! Knight whips, Braun reverses, but Knight KICKS back! Knight runs, but Braun HIP TOSSES! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this, but Braun brings him up. Braun puts Knight in a corner, CHOPS, then runs, for a SPLASH! Knight sputters along ropes, Braun keeps moving, but Knight DUMPS him out!

The fans fire up as Knight then WRECKS Braun with a dropkick! Knight keeps moving, and he WRECKS Braun again! The fans fire up with Knight, but then Braun BOOTS Knight down! The fans are torn but Braun stands tall as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Braun puts Knight back in the ring. The fans cheer as Knight KICKS Braun! Knight tries again, but Braun’s still too big to back suplex! Braun CLUBS Knight, then runs in at the corner. Knight BOOTS Braun, goes up, and FLYING BULLDOGS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Knight and Braun rise back up, and Knight dodges a shot to JAB! Then he dodges to JAB! JAB! JAB! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” But Braun KNEES low! Braun scoops, Knight slips free, and Knight RAMS Braun into buckles! Then the BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up and Knight rises again! Knight spells it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO!

Braun has plenty left in the tank but the fans rally for Knight. Knight stands Braun up to kick low, but Braun THROWS Knight away! Knight rises, and Braun LARIATS Knight up and out! The fans fire up as Braun rips the shirt! Braun gets on the track, and he runs in, STROWMAN EXPRESS MEETS JACOB FATU!! The Samoan Werewolf strikes Braun down!

Winner: Braun Strowman, by disqualification; LA Knight retains the title

The fans boo as Jacob now goes after Knight! He just ruined what was becoming a great match, but Jacob fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT on Braun! SAMOAN DROP onto the desk!! The desk doesn’t budge, but Braun might’ve been broken in half! The UK fires up for Fatu as he puts Braun in the ring! Jacob fires more HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS away on Braun in the corner! The fans sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE, FATU~, FATU~!” Jacob runs corner to corner, but Knight kicks him first! Knight fires haymakers, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Jacob denies the BFT to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! And then HIP ATTACK for Braun anyway!

Jacob keeps going, HIP ATTACK for Braun again! Jacob throws off his jacket, glares at Braun, and he runs in for a third HIP ATTACK! Braun flounders into the drop zone, so Jacob goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Direct hit on Braun, but the fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Jacob obliges, BEST MOONSAULT EVER! The Samoan Werewolf just tore up #OneBigSOB and LA Knight, will there be no stopping him from taking the United States Championship?

 

Backstage interview with Jimmy Uso.

Jackie Redmond is with #BigJim, and she says that while she knew WWE was going global this month, she did not know they’d get the slap heard ’round the world! Jimmy says he’d do it again, and he’ll slap Gunther as many times as he needs! Jimmy knows Jey is up in his own head, doubt is creeping on him. But just because Jey’s 0-3 against Gunther doesn’t mean Gunther’s unbeatable! The Ring General CAN be got! Jimmy’s going to Raw this Monday, he will bust Gunther’s ass, Jey will go to Mania and bust Gunther’s ass to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. And then they leave Las Vegas just like this: YEET!

Jimmy heads out, but then The Miz & Carmelo Hayes walk by. Miz is mocking Jimmy’s words, and he asks excuse me. Miz says it’s just funny that suddenly, Jimmy is a tough guy, even though for most of his career, he’s been “The Other Uso.” Doesn’t Jimmy get it? Jimmy and Jey are career sidekicks while Gunther is a main character. Gunther is the lead, neither Jimmy nor Jey can beat him. And here’s another thing: The Usos are just blips on the trailer that was Roman Reigns’ Bloodline. Melo says Jimmy & Jey are stuck outside the club, they can’t even get in.

Miz says as a former WWE Champion, a former WrestleMania main eventer, Jimmy will never know what it is to carry this industry. And after this year’s WrestleMania, neither will Jey. Oh, and by the way, if Jimmy ever slapped Miz like that, Jimmy would still be on the ground. Jimmy feints the slap and Miz freaks out. Jimmy says it may be him and Gunther on Monday, but he’ll holler at Aldis real quick so it can be Jimmy VS Miz here tonight. Yeah, YEET! Jimmy heads out, Melo says he thought Miz was gonna do something about the slap. Will Miz have to do something about running his mouth before he gets his teeth kicked in?

 

Solo Sikoa & Tama Tonga find Jacob Fatu backstage.

Solo asks Jacob what the Hell he was doing out there. Jacob goes out there alone without saying a thing to them? Jacob says he ain’t gotta say nothing to nobody! Matter fact, didn’t Solo not tap in with him last week? Tama says, “But Jacob,” only for Jacob to say, “But nothing, Tama!” Solo wants Jacob to lower his tone, but Jacob says okay. Let him be very clear with them. When it comes to Braun Strowman, Jacob WILL be the last man standing. Y’all better get in where you fit in, cuz that US title? Oh, Jacob’s bringing it home to the family. And he will do it with them, or without them! Yadada mean? Fatu heads out, is the Samoan Werewolf no longer following Solo?

 

Naomi speaks.

“I mean… How did we even get here? I don’t know. One thing that I do know is that I’ve always been the woman to do the right thing. I’ve always been the woman to do the right thing. So Bianca, what makes you think that my attack on Jade was anything different from me doing the right thing? When I sit here and I think about all that I’ve sacrificed, all that I’ve given, and that’s what really breaks my heart. Because through all of that, I’m made to be the bad one in this situation. I just don’t understand, how does Jade come in outta nowhere and take my place with you? I want you to ask yourself this, Bianca. Who inspired you? Hmm?

“Who’s inspired women over the last decade? Who’s always had your back from day one of you being here? Me. Not Jade. Hmm. But you know what? What I’ve learned through all of this: You teach people how to treat you. And I’m done with being treated as a third wheel. I’m done being pushed to the side, I’m done with being too nice, I’m done with being undervalued, underutilized, underappreciated! So moving forward, hmm… Moving forward, here’s my message to you, Jade. If you continue to be in my way, I strongly advise you to proceed with caution.” The Glow shows her dark side, but will the storm be moved?

 

Nick Aldis meets with Jade Cargill.

Speaking of, the SmackDown General Manager understands things have been rather difficult for her as of late. Jade says she’s been trying to get her hands on Naomi for the past few weeks, now where is she? No one has seen her all day, so as far as anyone knows, Naomi’s not here. Well, when Jade catches Naomi, it’s on sight. Jade leaves, B-Fab & Michin are there. They let her know that what Naomi did to her was straight trash, totally uncalled for behavior. And after Jade gets her hands on Naomi, she’ll handle that business. Jade agrees. Mia says they’ve all got business to handle. Jade’s got Naomi, and Mia’s gonna get Charlotte for messing with her girl, B.

B-Fab says Naomi’s got what’s coming to her: no sympathy, no regrets. Jade, just do what you gotta do. Oh, she will. Jade also wishes Mia luck tonight. Mia & B-Fab head out, will the Head Baddie in Charge make the Queen bow down in London?

 

The darkness approaches.

“You are as I was. As I am, you will be.” The shadows are starting to take shape, but is SmackDown about to fade to black?

 

Charlotte Flair VS Mia Yim w/ B-Fab!

The Queen looks down on everyone, so it’s no surprise that everyone else wants to take her down. Charlotte may have checked off B-Fab, but will the HBIC be a much different story? Or will Charlotte only sharpen her edge before facing Tiffany Stratton at WrestleMania?

WAIT! NAOMI ATTACKS B-FAB & MICHIN! Naomi drags Mia up for a FACEBUSTER! Naomi rains down fists, the ref reprimands and the fans boo, but Naomi tells the ref to back off. Naomi then BOOTS B-Fab off the apron! Naomi goes out after B-Fab to THRWO her into barriers! Naomi SLAPS B-Fab, tells her to stay down, but B-Fab gets up. Naomi fires hands, then she SMACKS B-Fab off the desk! Naomi rains down fists, but here comes Jade! Jade hurries down the ramp, she runs around the way, but Naomi runs away! Jade makes sure B-Fab is okay, but refs have to help her to the back. And what of Mia? Will she even be able to compete?

Charlotte makes her entrance, not really caring about what Naomi just did to Mia. But that means she also crosses paths with Jade. The fans like the look of this stare down, but Jade and Charlotte both let the other slide. Charlotte gets her pyro, and it seems she’ll still get her match. Will Mia be little more than an appetizer now?

The bell rings, and Charlotte BOOTS Mia down! Cover, TWO! Mia stays in this and the fans rally up. Charlotte just struts around while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns, Charlotte has Mia down with a chinlock, but the fans rally up. Mia fights up, fires body shots, and she then blocks a shot to ROCK Charlotte! Mia ROCKS Charlotte again and again, then reels her in for a TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up as Mia hurries to cover, TWO! Mia drags Charlotte up, wrenches, but Charlotte says no to Da Feet! BIG back suplex! Mia stagger sup, Charlotte whips her, but Mia reverses! Charlotte goes up and out, BOOTS her away, then slingshots in and rolls Mia! Mia rolls through and BUZZSAWS! Mia runs corner to corner, but Charlotte avoids the cannonball!

Charlotte YAKUZA KICKS Mia down, then fires herself up! The fans “WOO~!” as Charlotte has Mia in the drop zone,. Charlotte steps on her, goes up the corner, but Mia gets underneath her! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Charlotte survives and Mia is shocked! Mia nods as the fans rally back up, and she brings Charlotte up. But Charlotte ROCKS Mia! Mia SOBATS, PELES, and then runs to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Charlotte stays in this, Mia grows frustrated, but the fans continue to rally. Mia uses that energy to stay focused, and she stalks Charlotte to waistlock. But Charlotte ELBOWS her away!

Charlotte CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOSP! Charlotte winds up, and she CHOPS again! Mia sputters, but then she dodges the boot! Charlotte is caught, and Mia hits a SAIDO! Charlotte flounders to a corner, the fans rally behind Mia, and Mia runs up, CANNONBALL! Mia hurries to wrench and EAT- NO, Charlotte shoves Mia away! Charlotte gets under, back suplexes, but Mia lands out! EAT DA FEET!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Charlotte’s long legs help her survive by a literal foot! Mia is beside herself while Charlotte bails out. Mia storms after Charlotte, runs up, but Charlotte dodges! Mia’s kick hits steel steps!

Mia hobbles away, goes to the apron, but Charlotte CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg out! Charlotte grabs Mia’s leg, drops a KNEE on the knee, but fans chant, “We Want Tiffy!” Charlotte just steps through, FIGURE FOUR, into FIGURE EIGHT!! Mia taps, Charlotte wins!

Winner: Charlotte Flair, by submission

Charlotte got more of a fight out of Mia than expected, but she still won. Will The Queen be more than ready to reign again after WrestleMania?

 

Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.

Jackie Redmond is with the WWE Women’s Champion and says Charlotte certainly looks confident. Let’s be real, Charlotte came at Tiff pretty hard. It got a lot of people talking. Tiff says yes, people talk. And Charlotte sure loves to hear herself talk. Ten years into the business and Charlotte is still so insecure that she can’t let a “rookie” get a word out. But last week, Tiff did learn something: She learned that walking into WrestleMania, she isn’t the one with something to lose. Truth is, if Tiff loses, then she lost to the great Charlotte Flair, as just a 25-year-old rookie with one year into SmackDown.

But if Charlotte loses… Well, then she lost to an “undeserving, delusional, unoriginal, backflip doing, blonde-hair-having, little girl.” Did she get it all? And Tiff can’t wait to hear the look on Charlotte’s face when they hear the words, “And STILL!” Then maybe Charlotte will finally shut up for the sake of literally everyone! They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and Tiff will make damn sure what stays is Charlotte’s massive ego. Tiff is walking into and out of Mania as the WWE Women’s Champion. Tootles! Tiff heads out, will it still be #TiffyTime after WrestleMania?

 

Randy Orton VS Drew McIntyre!

The Viper told Cody how proud he was, but also how he wants the next shot after John Cena. The Scottish Terminator took offense to that, and basically said he is taking that shot instead. Will this match be an unofficial #1 contender’s match between these two former world champions?

SmackDown returns and McIntyre makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans sing, “OH~, Drew McIntyre~!” and chant “R K O! R K O!” Drew and Orton circle, tie up, and they go around in a deadlock. Drew powers Orton to a corner, but Orton headlocks back. Drew powers up and out, then he runs Orton over! Orton hurries to ropes and Drew mockingly asks, “How’s the back feel, Randy?” Orton stands, he and Drew reset, and the fans duel some more. Drew calls for a knuckle lock, Orton accepts, but then Drew kicks low! Drew bumps Orton off buckles, then climbs up, but he panders for too long and Orton YANKS him down!

The fans fire up as Orton climbs now! Orton rains down fists, and the fans count to nine. Orton hops down, brings Drew around, and POSTS him for ten! Drew tumbles out of the ring, Orton goes out after him, and they’re by the desk! But Drew kicks Orton first and SMACKS him off the desk! Drew clears the desk, and he brings Orton up for the DESK- NO, Orton fights free! Orton turns things around, DESK BACK SUPLEX for Drew! The fans fire up while Orton leaves Drew behind, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Drew writhes on the floor, but Orton goes out to fetch him! Orton brings Drew around, UPPERCUTS him, then says one more time! DESK BACK SUPLEX! Drew writhes as that desk stays standing! Orton grins, refreshes the ring count, and then he storms up on Drew. Drew pokes Orton in the eye! Drew POSTS Orton now, then brings him around to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP into barriers! Orton slumps down, and Drew also grits his teeth from that double-edged attack, but Drew fires up as he stands tall. Drew drags Orton up, puts him in the ring, then stalks Orton. Drew looms over Orton, and HIP DROPS him!

Orton sputters, Drew says one more time, and he winds up for the HIP DROP! Drew paces around Orton, says maybe one more time, and he pretends he can’t hear the fans. Drew winds up again, but Orton flips over! Hip drop meets kneecaps! And then Orton pokes Drew in the eyes! The ref reprimands but Orton rises up. Drew sputters and flounders, Orton ROCKS him with a right! Drew ROCKS Orton back! Drew storms up, Orton kicks low, but Drew fires another haymaker! The haymakers go back and forth, Orton gets the edge, but Drew GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTTS! Cover, TWO! Drew clamps onto Orton with an armlock!

SmackDown returns to single picture and the fans rally up. Orton fights up, pries at the chinbar, and then throws right hands! Drew CHOPS Orton in return! The fans “WOO~” and Drew winds up. Drew ROCKS Orton again, eggs him on, then CHOPS again! Drew shoves Orton to a corner, CHOPS again, then dares Orton to fight! Drew whips corner to corner, but Orton comes back to LARIAT! And LARIAT! Drew swings, Orton dodges, SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up as Orton stalks Drew to the apron. Drew HOTSHOTS Orton first! Drew then runs in, but Orton puts him through the ropes!

The fans fire up as Orton has Drew for the DRAPING DDT! The fans fire up for Orton, and Orton hears those voices! Drew rises, but then Orton spots KEVIN OWENS! The Prizefighter is on the ramp, Orton glares at him, but then he turns around into a CLAYMORE!! Cover, DREW WINS!

Winner: Drew McIntyre, by pinfall

Kevin’s mere presence costs Orton, and now Drew has a huge win propelling him down the Road to WrestleMania! As for Orton, Kevin drags him out of the ring, SMACKS him off the desk, and then climbs up to join him! The fans boo but Kevin and his hot pink sneakers have Orton in position, but Orton slips free and TRIPS Kevin up! Kevin hits the desk then the floor! Orton staggers around, the fans rally behind him, and Orton stalks Kevin to the corner of the barriers. Orton lines up the shot! Orton runs in, but Kevin jumps over barriers! Security is there to stop Orton from pursuing, so Kevin runs away into the night!

The fans boo, but The Viper was that close! Will Orton be able to strike Kevin down and completely take him out?

 

Fire, thunder, smoke…

The force of nature is drawing ever closer. And he’s ready to fly! REY FENIX arrives next Friday Night SmackDown!

 

Jimmy Uso VS The Miz!

#BigJim gave Gunther a piece of his mind and a mark on his cheek, but it seems not everyone got the message. Will the Hollywood A-lister soon star in the Uso Penitentiary? Or will he prove Jimmy is NOT ready for a world champion level opponent?

The bell rings and the two tie up. Jimmy powers Miz to a corner, Miz turns things around, and the ref counts. Miz takes a swing, Jimmy ducks it to CHOP! And CHOP! Miz shoves Jimmy back, then runs up, but Jimmy TACKLES Miz! Jimmy rains down fists, Miz shoves him away to go to ropes, but Jimmy storms back up. Miz ELBOWS Jimmy away, then runs back up, only for Jimmy to LARIAT him down! The fans fire up while Jimmy storms up on Miz. Jimmy CHOPS Miz, has him in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Miz reverses, Jimmy goes up and over, then UPPERCUTS! Miz staggers back to ropes, but Jimmy is right on him.

Jimmy whips, Miz reverses and kitchen sink knees! Then basement BOOTS! The fans fire up, Miz scowls, and Miz KNEES Jimmy in the back again and again. Miz stalks Jimmy to the ropes now, and he CHOKES Jimmy! The ref counts, Miz runs, and Miz STRADDLE ATTACKS! The fans boo, but Miz runs again. Jimmy ducks the boot, then dodges a lariat! Jimmy runs up to LARIAT Miz up and out! The fans fire up and Jimmy builds speed, but Miz runs away! Jimmy smirks as he goes out the side, and UPPERCUTS Miz over the barriers! Jimmy makes sure Gunther knows he’s coming to get him, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both men are down. Miz and Jimmy crawl, and Jimmy pounds the mat. The fans rally, Jimmy rises and runs up to LARIAT! And LARIAT! And mule kick! Jimmy then UPPERCUTS Miz, dodges a lariat, then SAMOAN DROPS! The fans fire up, Jimmy goes to the corner, “UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs in, but Miz puts him on the apron! Jimmy UPPERCUTS again! Jimmy climbs, leaps, but Miz gets under! Miz then waistlocks, ripcords, and MOVIE MAKER! Fans boo that blatant parody, but Miz full nelsons! Jimmy drops, victory rolls, TWO! Miz has the cover, TWO! Miz hurries to BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally up as Jimmy survives! Miz stalks Jimmy, the fans rally up more, and Miz fires a KICK! And then another KICK! The fans say “YES! YES! YES!” to the It Kicks, but then Miz winds up. Jimmy ducks the buzzsaw, Miz blocks the superkick, but the DRAGON WHIP connects! Miz rebounds to B-MOVIE KNEE!! Cover, TWO!! The parodies don’t get it done, but Miz still has his original work to fall back on. The fans rally for “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Miz runs in, A-LIST LARIAT! Miz shoves Jimmy down, then springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! Jimmy hurries up top, for the USO SPLASH!! Cover, Jimmy wins!

Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall

Miz may be a movie star, but Big Jim’s the one winning this main event! Jimmy then borrows Joe Tessitore’s headset to call out Gunther! He’s coming after dat ass on Monday! Gunther won’t be the ring general, he will be “Private Gunther,” and he will salute Big Jim! Uh, uh, YEET! Will Jimmy be the one making examples out of the World Heavyweight Champion? Or will everything come crashing down when Gunther gets his turn?

 

Drew McIntyre returns backstage.

And he says hey to Lewis Capaldi, the Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter, and also a big fan of Drew’s. They’re ready to have a good night in the pub, but Jackie Redmond walks over to congratulate him on the win tonight. She was hoping to get some thoughts on that victory and what happened with Orton and Kevin. Drew says it’s alright, this is what happens. He doesn’t care about anybody else’s business, but no one gets away with screwing him over. And when no one meddles in his business, he wins! Drew called out Priest, where is he? Priest doesn’t have the balls! So time to get mad in the pubs, everyone’s invited!

Drew turns the corner, but PRIEST IS THERE! Priest ROCKS Drew, SMACKS him off the door, then throws him into road cases! Priest ROCKS Drew, SMACKS him off the trunk of a car, and then again! Or since it’s London, “the boot.” The driver complains, but Priest BODY SLAMS that guy through a table! Drew comes back to KNEE Priest low, SMACK him off the trunk, and then off the side! They go to the hood, or bonnet for UK. Drew drags Priest up, but Priest CLAWS Drew’s eyes! Priest then sends Drew SOUTH OF HEAVEN through the windshield! Priest tells security that he’s done for now. Any more jokes, Drew? Didn’t think so! RIP, jackass!

Priest leaves, the producers hurry to help Drew, and Drew’s got glass in his eye! Will that glass help Drew see why he shouldn’t piss off the Punisher?

 

CM Punk heads to gorilla.

He has a security detail with him, and he passes by Drew writhing in pain. Punk chuckles, then continues on. Will his contract signing with Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins be just as brutal? We find out, after the break.

 

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

The SmackDown General Manager welcomes us back, and says it is his honor and privilege to be here in the O2 in London. Now, we all know why he and this table is here, and why additional security is here tonight. Tonight, we are here to sign a contract for a Triple Threat. Perhaps the biggest Triple Threat in the history of WrestleMania: Seth Rollins VS CM Punk VS Roman Reigns! The fans cheer all those names, and here comes the OTC! London puts the ones up, and Paul Heyman accompanies THE Tribal Chief out on stage. Roman raises his finger to the sky for the pyro, then security follows him to the ring.

SmackDown goes picture in picture as Roman’s entrance continues, and he raises his finger to the sky for the second round of pyro. Roman steps into the ring, SmackDown returns to single picture, and Heyman hands him a mic. The fans sing, “ROMAN! ROMAN REIGNS~!” Roman nods, the fans cheer, and now they chant, “O T C! O T C!” Roman tells London, “ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer again, and again chant, “O T C! O T C!” Roman smiles, but he sees the chairs are not to his liking. Heyman makes sure to put one at the head of the table. Heyman also dusts the chair off while Roman enjoys the singing of, “ROMAN! ROMAN REIGNS~!”

Roman takes a seat and says that was beautiful. The way they sing to their Tribal Chief, it’s just beautiful. The singing continues, and Heyman even joins in! Roman smiles, and he says that is what he’s talking about. That’s the OTC for you, baby! The biggest star on the planet! The OTC came here for two reasons. One: to be acknowledged; check! And two: to sign this contract. Roman does just that, and he says he’s checked both boxes. That means- “BURN IT DOWN!” Seth Rollins interrupts! The fans now sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins struts out in his red wine paisley suit and conducts the O2 Choir all the way into the ring.

The fans cheer while Roman frowns, but Rollins takes the seat to Roman’s left. Rollins offers Heyman a chance to sing to this song, but Heyman frowns. Rollins chuckles, and he says the fans do have beautiful singing voices. He doesn’t know why Roman is in such a hurry to leave, though! This is their building! There’s a lot of history here! 12 years ago, they landed on the roof of this place in a helicopter! They came down those stairs over there, “ready to burn down the old guard!” They put the Undertaker down through the desk, and they were going to remake this company in their image!

Now don’t get him wrong, Rollins knows a lot has happened since then. They fought against each other, with each other, a little bit of love and a whole lot of hate. But Rollins dare says, as the fans continue to sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~,” that Rollins and Roman accomplished their mission. The fans start to chant for CM Punk, but Rollins tunes them out. Roman says, “We? We? You keep saying we. Our mission? We died a long time ago. It’s only been ME. You been here, but I done all the work! I’ve made this place what it is today! I took us to the level that we are here today! I made this place better than we found it!

“I’m the one that made us desirable to Netflix! I’m the one that took us into billion-dollar deals! Tell me, what have you done?” Rollins shouts, “I’ll tell you what I’ve done! YOU, YOU, YOU, it’s that mindset that keeps me having to screw you! You understand that? And your biggest mistake is not understanding the danger that’s right in front of us! The danger that’s right in front of you! You let the biggest snake in the world, CM Punk, into the garden! And you could’ve cut his head off at WarGames! But instead, you shook his hand. You could’ve let me finish him inside the cage at The Garden, but you didn’t. And now, I am left to do what I always do: Clean up your mess, again.”

Rollins drops his mic, picks up the pen, and signs his part. And now, here comes CM PUNK! The fans fire up and sing along with Cult of Personality, then join in on saying, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” Punk goes to the ring, but as he grabs a mic, he goes up a corner, just like he did last Friday. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and sign a contract. And I’m all outta bubblegum.” The fans cheer the Rowdy Roddy Piper reference, and Punk hops down to take his seat on Roman’s right. Punk looks over said contract, but Roman asks if Punk needs a highlighter or something. What’s he doing? Just go to page four, clause five.

Punk does as Roman says, but Roman says Punk needs to hurry, this is precious TV time. Punk reads the segment, Roman tells Heyman to just smarten Punk up. Heyman tells Punk he knows what Punk is looking for. It is in there. They’re closing the show at WrestleMania. The fans go wild hearing that! Heyman tells Punk that he gets to live his dream of dreams. CM Punk will be a WrestleMania main eventer! The fans cheer and while Roman smiles, Rollins is furious. Roman says, “One man’s dream is another man’s favor! CHECK!” Wait, this was the favor? Rollins says no! This is not something to laugh at, and Punk does not get to tear up!

Punk is NOT deserving! He does NOT deserve this! The fans boo but Rollins continues to throw a fit! Main eventing WrestleMania is SACRED, the most important thing in the world to Rollins! More than anything! Except the fact that Punk NEVER gets to main event! This is all Roman’s fault! This is all Heyman’s fault! Rollins THROWS his mic down, paces angrily, but Punk picks up the mic. The fans cheer Punk on again, and Punk stands to thank London, to thank Chicago, to thank Louisville, Kentucky, and to thank ALL the fans. As corny as it sounds, he thanks the WWE Universe who stood by him and chanted his name for TEN LONG YEARS!

Roman says hold on, hold on. Punk shouldn’t be thanking the fans! He should be thanking the Tribal Chief! It is because of Roman that Punk gets this honor! So please, take this moment, close the show with that acknowledgement! Do this the right way. The credits are already rolling as Punk kneels before Roman!? Punk smiles, and he thanks “My Tribal Chief, the holder of the ula fala, the Head of the Table, the… Big Dog? Thank you for allowing a kid from Chicago to be graced by your presence. Thank you, My Tribal Chief, for allowing me to stand in your ring. And thank you so much. Thank you, Roman Reigns, so very much.

“But because of you, I will see you in the main event of WrestleMania.” And again, Rollins is agonizing over this. Punk finishes putting his signature on the contract, and London tells him, “You Deserve It!” Punk thanks Roman again, and then says, “But that’s not the favor that I’m owed.” WHAT?! Roman looks at Heyman and Heyman can’t look him in the eye! If getting this Triple Threat made into the main event isn’t the gift of the Wise Man, then what is?!


My Thoughts:

A good SmackDown, but they pulled off quite the paradox. They made it feel like they were struggling to fill three hours, yet they also filled the show to the point where that contract signing segment was almost bleeding over the three hour mark. Ironically, part of the problem was just how excited the London crowd was for this. The superstars still wanted to enjoy the chants and songs, but that’s time SmackDown doesn’t have to spare. It made the opening promo from Cody, Orton and Drew take longer, and it kinda did the same to the contract signing at the end. Even so, we still got a very good promo, and good stuff to set up Orton VS McIntyre.

Orton VS McIntyre was a great match, but of course Kevin costs Orton. McIntyre gets his win, Kevin and Orton have a bit of a brawl, but of course Kevin ends up on the losing end and runs off. McIntyre’s trash talk also comes back to bite him as Priest gets the better of him in their brawl. Here’s hoping Drew didn’t actually get glass in his eye, but that being the thing in kayfabe can be some good stuff. I can imagine McIntyre with an eyepatch, and he takes it off at the opportune time to get the better of Priest in their match. Also what a fitting choice for Punk to be passing by Drew suffering because of real glass.

Very good title matches tonight, but of course the status quo was kept. Pretty Deadly gets to look great here in London, but the Profits only just got the belts, they’re not going to be transitional champions like that. And Knight VS Braun was really good stuff, but honestly, Jacob Fatu going after them both should’ve been a given. Jacob also had a great promo with Solo & Tama to start adding to that divide between Jacob and Solo. I would hope Solo doesn’t screw Jacob out of the US Championship, but it feels like he will as Solo won’t stand for Jacob defying his authority, even though Solo’s been trying to make Jacob the champion all along.

Very good stuff from Jimmy Uso tonight, from his promo with #MeloDon’tMiz and then a great match with Miz. Their match ended up the de facto main event match, so that’s also great for both guys. Great win for Jimmy, but that’s likely because Jimmy is losing big time to Gunther on Monday. And it might just be me, but it feels like only now is the Jey VS Gunther build really moving, largely in part because Jimmy got involved. Jimmy’s promo after his match is something along the lines of what Jey should be saying. But I suppose as brothers, Jimmy is the one who knows Jey best and knows what Jey needs to be motivated again. And seeing Jimmy get beat up by Gunther will definitely motivate Jey…

Good final vignettes for Rey Fenix and Aleister Black. I’m a little surprised they confirmed Rey Fenix is showing up next week, and that they confirmed who Rey Fenix even is. I believe commentary confirmed Rey Fenix is Penta’s real brother, even namedropped “Lucha Brothers,” but all that is still surprising considering Fenix is going to start on SmackDown. Aleister’s vignette (at least I am fairly confident it’s his) was giving us glimpses of his silhouette, but I think there was usage of AI in the snake imagery. It was fine they did it for El Grande Americano because that is all trolling, but they really should try and do things the old fashioned way of photoshop and stock imagery.

Very good stuff in the Women’s Division tonight, though the WWE Women’s Championship portion was the weaker. Naomi’s got a great Heel persona going, her promo was great, and her going after B-Fab & Michin over them supporting Jade was a great detail. Jade runs Naomi off, helps B-Fab, but there was no helping Michin in being fed to Charlotte. Tiffany had a decent promo, and it does fit how Charlotte kept her from speaking so she finally gets things out here. It didn’t really add that much, though, but they already gave us a great brawl so not sure what more they can give.

KC Squared VS The Secret Her-vice was a very good match, but of course Chelsea made sure her team won. A Six Woman Tag of Zelina & KC Squared VS The Green Administration is certainly coming, to help give us Zelina VS Chelsea for the Women’s US Championship.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 3.27.2025

Bad news out of the TNA management side, but this is a taped episode from El Paso! So we won’t see any of the fallout just yet!

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Now we all heard the news about the TNA change in hierarchy, and I…have no positive outlook on that. Delirious sucked at booking and creative in the dying days of ROH before it got bought as a B show. Dreamer having even more control is concerning because his ideas the last two years haven’t been much better.

Gail leaving makes more sense to me. Be it firing or a “you can’t quit, you’re fired” kind of situation, the Knockouts division is the worst it’s been in a long time and Gail was close with Scott D’Amore. So I don’t think Gail parting ways is as big of a problem since TNA has slowly been bleeding out with the Scott faithful.

Granted, I think the next few shows were already taped before the firing so things shouldn’t be completely unwatchable for at least a week or two. So let’s see where we’re going.

Ratings:

  • Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley vs Elegance Clique w/Personal Concierge: Ash wins via Rarefied Air – ** 1/4
  • Fir$t Cla$$ & Frankie Kazarian vs Laredo Kid, Octagon Jr & Chavo Guerrero Jr: Chavo wins via Gory Bomb into Frog Splash – *** 1/4
  • Jacy Jayne vs Masha Slamovich: Masha wins via Russian Death Device – ***
  • Eric Young w/two losers vs Ace Austin: Eric wins via Piledriver – ** 1/2
  • Seto & Mokuba – I mean – Nic Nemeth w/Ryan Nemeth vs Leon Slater: Nic wins via Danger Zone – *** 1/4

 

Results:

Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley vs Elegance Clique w/Personal Concierge

Ash and Gigi start off, Gigi with a little Rascalz after her first takedown. So both her and Wentz are making it obvious something’s going on between them, and I’m not mad at it. Good for my man Wentz.

Tatum and Gigi get some quick tandem offense in, Ash does manage to scurry off to a tag and Heather gets bent into a Pretzel. Some kind of Inverted Tarantula from Tatum, Gigi tags in, Bronco Buster on Heather followed by Kawada Kicks. Heather sells against the ropes, Gigi goes for a Hesitation Dropkick, but Concierge pulls her away so Gigi crashes and burns. Ref is distracted, Ash gets in some cheap shots and then the Elegant duo starts working over Gigi. A few quick tags, but once Heather comes in, Gigi fights out of the corner, gets the hot tag to Tatum. Tatum stacks up both Elegance members, Corner Stacked Crossbody, Butterfly Suplex and an Elbow Drop with some some flare. Tatum goes to the top rope, Heather pulls Gigi off the apron, Concierge shoves Tatum off the turnbuckle and Ash hits Rarefied Air for the win.

Post match the Elegance Clique wants to make their wish with the cake, they light the candles and Tatum and Gigi recover enough to do what we all expected last week, the cake in the face spot. Some…suggestive licking from both of our Hot Topic Hotties, so…no complaints here. 

Fir$t Cla$$ & Frankie Kazarian vs Laredo Kid, Octagon Jr & Chavo Guerrero Jr

Chavo and Kaz start since he’s King Petty, a quick rope run turns into a Headscissor from Chavo. Kaz recovers, they lock up, Kaz hits the Knee Lift during the lock up to tag out to KC. KC pulls off some athletic dodges, gloats a bit so Chavo waits, measures and nails a gorgeous Dropkick. Laredo comes in on fire, quick high spots that send KC bouncing around like HBK against Hulk. KC powders after sells the Satellite Takedown, AJ checks on him and we go to commercial.

Back from commercial, Octagon is lighting up KC’s chest with overhand chops, he perches, Sunset Headscissor Flip from corner to corner, KC tries to Back Drop him but Octagon does a headstand, kicks KC away and lays him out with a high spot. AJ gets on the apron to stop Octagon from running the ropes, the referee has a stroke or something because he stops paying attention and AJ pulls Octagon out of the ring and chucks him. KC with the Tope con Hilo and tag (tag ropes haven’t mattered since the 80s we all know this). So AJ is getting taunted by the crowd in Spanish, but he’s manhandling Octagon since it looks like a Child fighting their parent. AJ knocks off Chavo and Laredo, Laredo pops up and tries to get involved but he’s caught on the shoulders, Octagon goes for the Crossbody but gets caught and AJ pulls off “World’s Strongest Wasteland” but Chavo breaks up the pinfall. AJ throws Octagon into the corner, Tennessee Whiskey, and tag out to KC. KC hits a few moves, but starts to lose the momentum until he connects with a Super Kick. Simultaneous rope run into the Dueling Crossbodies, so we get the timely tag outs from both sides. Kaz and Laredo come in, Laredo lands like two moves before Kaz hits a Sole Butt, Lariat and eats his lunch. KC and Kaz try to double team Laredo but he fights out and the crowd is chanting for Chavo.

Chavo tags in, and he’s rocking KC, Saito Suplex, Low Bridge to AJ, Reverse the Whip so Chavo goes to the corner and perches, KC feeds, Chavo Backflips to safety, rolls through and lays out KC. Chavo is feeling himself, 3 Amigos start on KC but only 2, Kaz comes in and Chavo switches to Kaz for the Amigos, only 2 again before AJ breaks it up. AJ goes for the disrespect, but Chavo counters and hits the 3 Amigos on the biggest Culero. Aztec Warriors dive to stop AJ and Kaz, KC tries a Dirty Victory Roll but Chavo kicks out. GORY BOMB into FROG SPLASH!

Chavo looked fantastic and he’s the one in the best shape in the ring. I wouldn’t be mad at more Chavito. 

Jacy Jayne vs Masha Slamovich

I expect very little from this match.

Collar and Elbow, gator rolling for the first 30 seconds or so, then Jacy goes to some Hair Pull takedowns and does a little taunt before Masha pops back up and hits a Lariat into a Dive. Jacy sells it like she’s really hurt, even the ref tries to hold Masha back a little before Masha gets annoyed and just grabs her, Masha throws her in, looks for a Dive and Jacy sees it and powders. Masha tries to go back to the well for the Dive again but Jacy hits the Uppercut and then an Apron Run PK to drop Masha. Forearms rain down into a Foot Choke as Jacy continues to arrogantly play to the crowd. Another Foot Choke into a Cannonball, and near fall.

Masha gets space with a Sole Butt, tries to snap off Requiem but Jacy fights off, fights through a Sunset Flip another effective PK keeps Masha on her ass. Jacy looks for a kinda half-assed Camel Clutch as Masha is fighting up, but Jacy runs her into the corner, gets distracted mouthing off to the crowd, so Masha recovers, 5 Hole Up Kick sends Jacy into the corner, Yakuza Kick into Capo Kick for two. Requiem attempt again, but Jacy pushes off, a little back and forth, Masha tries a Backslide but Jacy gets away and hits a V-Trigger but only a 2 count. Jacy looks for the Discus Punch but Masha ducks it, they strike back and forth, but some dodges from both leave the exchange more even. Jacy with the Front Kick to the face sends Masha to the outside. Jacy wants another PK, but Masha blocks, Electric Chair Apron Snake Eyes. Masha throws her in, a PK into a near all. Requiem attempt 3, and thwarted from Jacy with a Superkick into a Neckbreaker. Senton misses from Jacy, Buzzsaw Kick, into Spinning Back Kick and Russian Death Device for the win.

Better than I expected, and Tessa attacks as soon as the bell rings. Xia Brookside and Lei Ying Li make the save after Tessa grabs the belt. 

Eric Young w/two losers vs Ace Austin

Ace and Eric tie up, World of Sport start but as soon as Ace starts to get away EY punches him in the face. Eric looks at the camera and says “This is what trust looks like”, turns his back on Ace, when Ace looks to attack, the loser duo cut him off. EY takes advantage of the weird situation, but Ace with some Up and Over quick spots, into an Inside Cradle and La Magistral. EY kicks out of the quick flash attempts, but eats a Dropkick, and Ace goes all Speed Kils on him with fast strikes and then a face buster for another near fall. Strike spot very early in the match, Ace gets the best of it, goes for a Tear Drop Suplex but EY sits on it to block, Headlocks to keep him close and then a snap Lariat into beatdown bully tactics. EY takes the referee’s attention and one of the nerds punch Ace in the face.

Eric tries to lean on Ace, but Ace fires, a few strikes, Click Click Boom, the Miz Seated Lariats in the corner, Mochizuki Triangle Kick connects! Only a 2 count, but Ace seems to be in control. Ace puts EY on the ropes, a few strikes to keep him rocked, wants a Superplex, but EY blocks, bites the face and Macho Elbow gets a very close two count. EY tries the Piledriver but Ace turns it into a Jacknife Cradle,Spinning Heel Kick, calls for The Fold, but the losers hop on the apron to distract, Ace attacks them. Ace tries to time out the Triangle Kick again, but Eric dodges, throws Ace head first through the buckles. As Ace stumbles out of the corner, Piledriver, and it’s over.

Oh look it’s the “we’ll hear from Joe Hendry” segment. Again, I’ve loved this gimmick since Day 1, even didn’t hate his What Culture Pro stuff, but there is such a thing as milking a cow too much. 

Elijah interrupts the whole “Who’s next” speech. When Elijah comes out he says he’s not the challenger and he believes in Joe. The crowd wants Elijah to turn on Hendry. Elijah pauses for a moment, and starts proving his friendship with stating his favorite color and a little “You Got a Friend in Me”. The crowd is into singing along and waving their cameras like Lighters to a 30 year old song. THANKFULLY Kaz breaks up the hug fest. Now he gets the “Culero” chant. 

Kaz pulls out a Bass…what the hell is this Jam Session. Kaz has to warm up so he plays “La Cucaracha” on the bass. Kaz…is a national treasure. Hendry kicks Kaz out of the ring after his Heelish and playfully racially charged song choices. Kaz tries to sow dissension, but Joe and Elijah pinball Kaz between them. Kaz slips a power move and tries to shove Elijah into Joe but Elijah puts the brakes on, a small tense moment. But then Joe and Elijah play “Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey, Goodbye”…and that goes right into a commercial. Oddly…perfect.

Nic Nemeth w/Ryan Nemeth vs Leon Slater

Nic shoots the half immediately for a flash pinfall but Leon kicks out at one. Nic continues to keep things grounded with his amateur wrestling skills, and then does a little Dolph Ziggler show off. So Nic isn’t really taking this seriously, and Leon starts getting the best of things with an Arm Wringer, into drag, Shoulder Tackle and rope run as Nic tries to Leap Frog and Leon puts on the brakes and just shoves Nic on his ass. Nic gets annoyed, a few strikes, grinds his face along the ropes, but Leon keeps stringing some offense together, Back Handspring Elbow into his Corner con Hilo.

Ahh the classic formula of the commercial gives the heel the advantage, Twisting Suplex from Leon stops Nic’s offense momentum, right hand, Leon lifts Nic up for something, Nic slips it, kicks him in the gut, looks for the FameAsser, but Leon catches him into a Blue Thunder Bomb variation. Slater wants the Swanton 450, but Nic powders. Leon tries to adjust into a Dive, but Nic cuts him off, counter for counter and a FameAsser out of the counters for a two count. Nic starts the big brother tactics, bootwashes and arrogance, Slater fires, punches into a Yakuza Kick. Leon wants another Lethal Injection variant, but Nic catches him into a Rear Naked Choke. Slater tries to turn it into a pin so Nic breaks it. Leon wants a Leg Lariat but misses and gets unceremoniously dropped by Nic. Nic puts Leon up on the buckles, Superplex possibly but Slater counters, tries to collect himself for a move, but Nic falls into the ropes to crotch Leon, and finally hits the Superplex.

Twist of Slate from Leon, Swanton 450 but knees get up. Locomotion Cradles from both but they kick out, Ryan picks the ankle to trip up Leon just a touch and then Danger Zone ends the match.

Ryan starts the post match beatdown, but the Hardy’s music hits and they come down to the ring for the save. Matt challenges the Nemeths for Rebellion because they’re not medically cleared yet.

 

Overall Score: 6.5/10

Decent story motion, no match was offensive, and there was actually some solid match action for television standards. I don’t have a ton to complain about aside from the Knockouts Division is in a weird spot, and giving Hendry a lot of just talking and hollow payoff segments feels stupid. If we need to hear from him every week, give him a talk segment like Highlight Reel or something. Yes I know First Class just got The Penthouse, but if Hendry is going to talk more than wrestle, give him a talk segment for us to sink our teeth into.

There was the announcement that Xia, Lei Ying and Masha will face Tessa, Jacy and a mystery partner. So you gotta wonder if there’s going to be another NXT mercenary, a surprise return or if it’ll just be Rosemary since she’s got her issues with Xia. Also I just realized that Unbreakable is going to be on a Thursday, seemingly after iMPACT? I’m gonna have to see how they do it, because if there’s an Impact episode and 2-3 hour PLE…I do not want to be awake until 1am. People need to work, and I will be Unwakeable if things go that long.

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