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Andrew’s Impact Wrestling Results & Match Ratings: 7.20.2023

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Coming off a Slammiversary that delivered on emotion and storyline payoffs a bit more than in ring quality; you have to wonder how things are going to build from there. With another Multiverse, Emergence and Victory Road all on the schedule before Bound for Glory; one has to wonder how Josh Alexander gets back in the fold. Does he need to work his way through a couple of opponents? Does he slot right back in there since he never lost the belt?

Guess we’ll find out tonight!

Ratings:

  • The Good Hands vs Sami Callihan & Rich Swann: Swann wins via Assisted Razor’s Edge – * 1/2
  • Jake Something vs Kevin Knight: Jake wins via Into the Void – ** 1/2 
  • Courtney Rush w/JesSICKa vs Savannah Evans w/Giselle Shaw & Jai Vidal: Courtney wins via Spear – Worthless
  • Dirty Dango vs Santino Marella: Dango wins via Interference Roll-Up – ** 1/2
  • Tag Team Championship: The ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey) vs SUBculture (Flash Morgan Webster & Mark Andrews w/Dani Luna) (c): SUBculture retains via Endless Waltz – *** 1/4

 

Results:

The Good Hands vs Sami Callihan & Rich Swann

Well we all know this is a job match, but when the Good Hands interrupt D’Amore and try to give him a “receipt”, D’Amore makes a match instead. So we get to watch two morons get beat on for a few minutes.

Okay Good Hands actually turn around the early offense and start working over Swann. Callihan gets wiped out on the outside, a few tandem spots, Torture Rack Bomb into a Chaos Theory German Suplex and a Jacknife cover needs Callihan to break the pin.

But Swann finally manages to use the educated feet to make some space, tags in Callihan and it’s all over except for the crying. Tandem strikes into an Assisted Razor’s Edge for the win.

Jake Something vs Kevin Knight

Well we have to hope that Something gets on the winning side of his return. Because if he doesn’t win this, than I’m really curious why Jake came back. He’s got all the tools to be a money guy, push him.

Knight starts with the amusing size dispute spot of failing at Shoulder Tackles, but then he Leap Frogs Jake and thinks he’s outsmarted the big man. So Jake hits the ropes, runs over Knight a few times and when Knight tries to leap, Jake Chest Bumps him out of the sky and keeps manhandling Knight. Knight holds the ropes to stop the Irish Whip, Low Bridge, Okada heights Dropkick and Jake is finally off his feet on the outside.

Commercial break happens and we come back to Knight flying from the top rope on to Jake. Knight throws some of the worst Forearm strikes I’ve ever seen as Jake keeps goading him, then Knight finally kicks it into higher gear. But those first few strikes looked fake and stupid. Jake hits a desperation Spear to level Knight and get himself a breather. A small exchange leads to the corner, Jake gets rocked set on the top rope, Knight goes for an Avalanche Frankensteiner but Jake stops him and Avalanche Liger Bomb instead. Knight kicks out and we get another move exchange and counter.

Jake tries a Sky High, but Knight turns it into a Dropkick. Jake tries to throw Knight into the corner but Knight lands on the ropes and hits a Reverse Crossbody for 2. Flying Crossbody from Knight for another 2. Knight goes back to the well too many times, misses the Springboard and runs back into Jake’s arms for Into the Void.

Courtney Rush w/JesSICKa vs Savannah Evans w/Giselle Shaw & Jai Vidal

Courtney tries a few Shoulder Tackles and hurts herself on Savannah, but does the oldest trick in the book and hits her with the “look behind you”, and Savannah falls for it. I am so very…not interested in Courtney Rush. She’s just corny and boring, the Rosemary gimmick made her somewhat interesting. She just looks like a Hot Topic raver reject from 2004.

Jai gets involved a second time, Savannah crushes Courtney in the corner again, Jody Threat grabs Jai and steals him to the back which distracts Savannah…for no reason. So Courtney wins with a Spear after a stupid distraction that makes literally zero sense. I hated every second of this.

Dirty Dango vs Santino Marella

The Dirty Sanchez Dancing man against da Cobra! Ooohh…Santino even gets a slightly heavier more serious entrance song. I like it.

Dango tries to stay away from Santino, but Santino manages to get a Judo Throw and Dango powders immediately. Dango gets back in, Santino shoots the half, takes head control and then floats into a Triangle Armbar. Dango tries to fight through it and manages to barely get Santino to break with kicks to the back. But Marella takes Dango back down with a Butterfly Suplex. Dango retreats to the ropes, tries to stand up and Santino rolls through a leg pick into a Knee Bar, but Dango to the ropes again.

A cheapshot gives Dango a shot but then Marella dodges with a split and goes into some of his classic multiple Hip Toss spots. Dango powders to the apron again, Santino follows and Dango throats him on the ropes. Santino starts eating a bunch of offense after the shortcut gives Dango all the momentum. Santino has sold his back issues a few times when trying to counter.

Dango misses the Twisting Senton, Santino goes for the Cobra but a SWAT gear guy walks down and stops the Cobra. Dango shoves Santino in the helmet of the SWAT guy and pins Santino for the win. The mystery helper turns out to be John E. Bravo.

Tag Team Championship: The ABC (Ace Austin & Chris Bey) vs SUBculture (Flash Morgan Webster & Mark Andrews w/Dani Luna) (c)

Chain wrestling start between Ace and Flash, where Flash manages to scissor the arms and get a unique pinfall attempt for the early near fall. They then continue Arm Wringers and World of Sport counters to chain wrestling. Ace tags out, Bey gets grabbed up by Flash, Flash tags Mandrews for the tandem move and then we see Mandrews and Bey with more Japanese Junior style than English. Bey clips him with a Dropkick and then a few tandem attacks keeps the momentum rolling for ABC. SUBculture manage to spin the momentum and a tandem Assisted Falcon Arrow put the momentum in the champions corner.

Northern Lights Suplex from Mandrews for 2, commercial break leads to SUBculture still in control. Ace slowly fights back and tags in Bey for the hot tag. Chaotic back and forth where Bey gets the best of Mandrews. Flash blind tag tries to swing things back but ABC has the answers. Triangle Kick + Blue Thunder Bomb tandem attack for a very close 2.9. Ace tries to isolate Flash, looking for the 1-2-SWEET but Mandrews Enzuigiri’s Ace, Flash drops Bey with a Headbutt. Blitzkrieg Bop, but Ace manages to break it up!

Chaos, pure chaos is what we’ve got here. Commercial break just has a lot of people down, Ace trying to sneak a win after a big kick, but to no avail. They go for the Blue Thunder, Triangle combo again, but interrupted, 1-2-SWEET interrupted with a big kneelift from Flash. Bey goes for something but Mandrews turns it into Stundog and both men are down. Rascalz interfere through the crowd after being kicked out earlier, a little more back and forth between Mandrews and Bey but locomotion Cradles goes the way of SUBculture.

 

Overall Score: 5.5/10

Well at least the tag match was fun and paid off the reason to sit and watch for two hours. Of course some of the lowlights in matches still moved potential stories along, but I don’t care about those stories honestly. The SHAWntourage haven’t won against anyone, so I’m really growing tired of Heel factions that just job and try to remain arrogant even though they lose to everyone. While I love Zachary Wentz and by proxy the Rascalz (I always enjoyed Dez aka Wes Lee as well), this was a little too color by numbers. I also really don’t care about John E. Bravo’s return or them keeping the whole Kaz family versus Edwards family drama. Just so many angles that suck right now.

Next week we have to look forward to Zicky or Swinger getting fired, Eric Young mixing it up with Nick Aldis and…hopefully something more interesting to sink our teeth into. Josh coming out and talking for the last 15 minutes saying exactly what everyone expected isn’t fun, Shelley doing the fighting champion response is also obvious…thankfully Lio Rush and Kushida come out to make the final segment a little more interesting. Then Bully Ray comes out, holds up 4 fingers and Moose and Myers hit the ring, Lio, Moose, Myers and Bully lay out the others but it doesn’t seem like Lio is totally invested with Bully Ray.

So yeah, boring and basic episode with a solid Tag Title match and a final segment that took too long to do anything. Very lame way to kick off the post-Slammiversary stories.

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.19.25

Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?

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Last week’s episode was lacking in ring work but had decent story moments and segments. Starting the build to Slammiversary we can either launch nicely or things can always get worse. Jason Hotch and KC Navarro are the real shining stars of the last few months, so lets hope once they get over this Leon Slater idiot ship, they can push X Division wrestlers with actual talent for pro wrestling and not just flippy charisma vacuums.

Oh and let’s not forget, it is the episode they celebrate the 23rd anniversary of TNA! TWENTY – THREE!! Somewhere PCO hates this.

Ratings:

  • Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers: EY wins via Piledriver – ** 3/4
  • Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge: Elegantos win via Rarefied Air – ***
  • Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man: HTM wins via Cradle – *
  • Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams: Elijah wins via Highwayman’s Farewell – ***

 

Results:

Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers

Sami knocks them all off the apron before the bell rings, he levels the loser children, finds a chair, attacks EY but EY counters and this is the excuse to use weapons since the bell didn’t ring yet. EY tries to break Sami’s hand on the steps with the chair, but Sami moves, throws EY back in the ring, bell rings and EY hits a Belly to Belly suplex for two. They slug it out, Sami goes for Headbutts, then Sami wants to run the ropes but a loser trips him, distracts long enough for EY to knock him out of the ring and loser children swarm as loser children do. EY does the classic, throw back out for losers to attack while EY grabs and distracts the ref. Sami is selling a few lame attacks from the losers like he got shot. It’s an excessive sell, so it’s honestly a dumb transitional moment.

EY levels Sami, Lariat into Scoop Slam, looks for the Macho Elbow but Sami hits the ropes to crotch EY. Sami Superplex time, but EY bites the face to make Sami drop, EY jumps at him but eats a straight right hand. Cactus Driver, but no, EY tries his Piledriver…they both gouge eyes at the same time, Sami catches an EY charge into a Flatliner as they’re both down…for…reasons? The selling in this match seems…poorly timed and kinda stupid. Hard Irish Whip, EY Flair Flips the corner, levels Sami, Macho Elbow for 2.9! EY threatens to hit the ref, but then goes to mad dog commentary. EY then wants to attack fans…he’s more unhinged than World Elite EY. Sami gives him the old Dick Twist into a Stunner but only for two! Losers try to distract, first one gets taken out, second one uses a chair, EY hits the Piledriver on Sami, EY wins.

I feel like this is gonna continue for a few weeks since it wasn’t a clean win. 

Mustafa Ali’s group comes out, and I refuse to say the name because it’s dumb and they’re already fraying at the seams. Ali wants an apology session, Tasha and Hotch apologize to him but Skyler bites back and refuses, even shoved Ali. So Ali challenges him to a “Call to Arms” match. What in the hell is a Call to Arms match? 

Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge

ASH does her borderline racist fake karate before Lei stares her down and tags in Heather. Heather avoids Lei, Lei throws a few Tornado Kicks to make a point and Heather tags out. Heather being 4’8″ helps her here. Concierge says “There’s no Karate in wrestling”. ASH, Lei and Masha are in the ring, ASH is trying to decide who she wants to face, but the Concierge google translated it and hands it to ASH, before the face team rocks ASH. Masha lifts up Lei and Lei does the Liu Kang Bicycle Kick, steering more into her Mortal Kombat aesthetic. Senton off the apron from Lei and Masha dives into the pile, the comedy heels are getting leveled. We go to commercial and come back with Lei getting Double Teamed but she spins it into a weird Neckbreaker..but can’t tag out just yet. Lei blocks Heather, Enzuigiri, simultaneous tag, Masha is Yakuza kicks for all and the 2 for 1 Lariat/DDT special. Near fall, but Masha goes for murder, but Heather breaks it, Rocket Launcher/Code Breaker from Elegance but Lei breaks up the pin. ASH tries to intimidate Lei with her fake Karate before throwing her out of the ring. Heather hits Lei with a handful of Glitter and then bounces her face off the post. Masha tries to stop ASH, Kelly’s music distracts Masha, Rarefied Air gives ASH the win.

Santino comes out and GOD DAMMIT no one wants to see Tommy Dreamer fight Mance Warner…that’s a useless thing. Pivot away…no one wants this. Oh no, now we have to listen to Steph talk too. Okay it seems to be a pivot, thankfully. Steph and Mance talk shit, Dreamer says something about Something is gonna happen…and Jake Something comes out. So…I guess we’re gonna build him up for 2 months and then job him out for 6 before he fucks off to his home galaxy or whatever? 

Really wish Indi just opened with the Billy Butcher classic of, “Oi Cunt!” – but this wasn’t bad. 

Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man

I hate… Cardona so much more now. Heel reasons for Cardona…go away heat for Deaner.

JDC wants the Home Town Man to start…and Deaner does his stupid Flip Flop and Fly, Cardona tags in, JDC is eating some offense, Cardona wants the Reboot, JDC powders, Cardona Dives but then Lish and the general numbers catch up to Cardona. Eddie is legal, and now they isolate Cardona with some decent tandem work and isolation. This turns into kind of a schmoz, lots of silly spots, near falls and then Home Town doofus gets the cradle pinfall on Eddie.

Whenever Deaner is involved I can’t be asked to care. The System beats Cardona and Deaner down, but Eddie did eat a pin. Which is embarrassing not even for work reasons, like it’s just sad.

Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams

Elijah and Nic start things off, slow push off, arm wring, top wristlock, simple chain wrestling start. Nic breaks the chain and hits a Dropkick, Elijah runs the ropes and hits a Diving Lariat and starts the Rope Walk. Nic seems far to awake and alert for that move then, I hate how people pull that off too early. Wentz gets tagged in, Nic tags in Maclin who wasn’t looking for a tag, but him and Wentz have a nice clash, Trey tags in, they try to double him, but they pause and look at each other. Maclin asks for a tag, no one tags him so he Chops Ryan to tag him in and throws him in.

The little nod to Maclin and Rascalz history and the fact the faces realize Maclin isn’t a piece of shit. A little MCMG homage tandem attacks on Ryan, Wentz punctuates with the Handspring Knee Lift, Ryan tags out to Trick. Trick and Wentz go back and forth, Rascalz have Trick eating offense, Moose tries to slow things down, both Trick and Moose powder, Rascalz Double Golden Triangle Moonsaults. Trey gets tripped by Nic, Moose hits Lights Out, but there’s no referee so it’s a little chaotic.

Out of the commercial things are controlled kinda and we see a simultaneous tag to Moose and Leon. Leon comes out hot, level Moose with a Leg Lariat, attacks Nic Nemeth, attacks Ryan, and then Moose hits Leon with the Stun Gun. Moose looks to tag in Maclin but Maclin jumps off the apron. Trick takes the tag, keeps control, Trick forcibly tags in Maclin but Ryan tags himself in and pulls Leon to the Champions’ corner, Nic tags in and isolates Leon, with the Kaibas quick tagging and keeping Leon down.

Moose tags in, tries to Suplex Leon about four times but Leon stops it then counters the Suplex. Moose tries to cut him off, but the Champions distract the ref so the ref can’t see Leon tag out. Nic and Moose doubling up and Leon is the bump guy of this last portion of the match. Big Uranage from Moose…Moose looks for Lights Out but Small Package almost ruined things, Body Scissors Cradle, GAME CHANGER! Moose looks to hit a Jacknife Powerbomb but Leon turns it into a DDT. Maclin and Ryan start fighting, Nic Superkicks Maclin, Hendry and Nic tag in, Hendry is a house of fire. Sack of Shits for everyone! Nic, Ryan, there’s a pause when Hendry is face to face with Trick and Trick gets Uppercuts first then Sack of Shit! Standing Ovation on Nic, but Ryan blocks, Kaibas try a tandem attack but Hendry Lariats them both. Elijah tags in and is the maestro of the crowd and chopping Ryan to some fun. Ryan goes for a Polish Hammer but eats the Knee Lift. Signature spam time…

Ryan tries to use the International title but Maclin grabs the title away from Ryan, clocks Nic, Standing Ovation into the Highwayman’s Farewell. Champions lose!

Overall Score: 4/10

Well this was a rough one boys and girls. Sami and EY was just an overbooked shitshow, Lei Ying Lee is unfortunately in a spot where it’s obvious TNA has no clue how to use her, the Elegantos are the New Beautiful People, and I’m not mad at that. But you need to space out your goofball crap. You can’t have Elegance Clique, Home Town Moron and Santino in 3 consecutive segments. And if anyone goes “it was 3 out of 4” that’s doesn’t lessen my point, the beauty of Pro Wrestling being a variety show is…FOR VARIETY! When the lead match feels stupid because of bad pacing, poor selling and overbooking with two losers, it feels like a useless match with idiots, then comedy, followed by more comedy…you see how that’s literally NOT VARIETY.

Figure it out seriously. This was a disappointing episode. If you’re a casual viewer than it’s just chalk for TNA doing cringe and borderline goof crap since they’ve always steered a little more into the carny than other companies. But this show was…where’s Jisoo and Jenny? I feel like I need that gif:

two women standing in a kitchen with the words not bad but not good on the bottom

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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (6/19/25)

Rumble, Bad Man, Rumble!

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Run Or Hide, The Infantry’s Outside!

Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty in one match, The Infantry in another, will Shane Taylor Promotions finally take control of ROH?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Pure Rules Match: Deonna Purrazzo VS Marti Belle; wins.
  • Lance Archer VS Aaron Solo; wins.
  • Miyu Yamashita VS ???
  • Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty VS ???
  • 8 Man Tag: The Infantry & Grizzled Young Veterans VS The Kingdom & Top Flight; win.

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