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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (8/4/23)
One last stop before SummerSlam!
Who will be in pole position going into Motor City?
On the last SmackDown before SummerSlam, before their Triple Threat title match, Asuka, Charlotte Flair and Bianca Belair will all meet face to face to face! Will things stay civil before they battle to be WWE Women’s Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- LA Knight VS Sheamus w/ The Brawling Brutes; Knight wins.
- The Brawling Brutes VS The Good Brothers w/ Mia Yim; No Contest.
- Austin Theory VS Cameron Grimes; Theory wins.
- Iyo Sky VS Zelina Vega; Zelina wins.
- Jey Uso VS Solo Sikoa w/ Paul Heyman; Jey wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
LA Knight VS Sheamus w/ The Brawling Brutes!
The Mega Star and the Celtic Warrior fell short in the United States Championship Invitational, and that’s not insult, it’s just a fact of life! But then, before jumping into the Slim Jim Battle Royal at SummerSlam, whose game is it?
Knight of course gets the mic and he hears the fans all going wild for him! And of course, he says, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” SummerSlam weekend, biggest party of the Summer, right? “YEAH!” Knight then sees a 25 man battle royal, and Knight just thinks about all the different competitor that could be in it. The graphic goes up, it only shows nine (Knight, Sheamus, The Miz, AJ Styles, Santos Escobar, Matt Riddle, Shinsuke Nakamura, Grayson Waller and Karrion Kross), but Knight says it is a land of misfit toys, a group of stooges, and Knight takes pride in calling a stooge a stooge, ya stooge! YEAH!
But while any one of these men could win this, but then you see The Miz. What’s the matter? Isn’t that Mr. Must-See TV? NAH NAH! Someone told you the wrong damn story. Then there’s “that pasty goof,” Sheamus. Knight thinks about the business here tonight. Because while that “cross-eyed half wit” thinks he’s gonna walk down here… Don’t get Knight wrong, Sheamus has been a champion many times over. World champion, US champion. But they add one more achievement because he hasn’t been beat by the one and the only, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!!” With that, Sheamus makes his entrance, because it is FIGHT NIGHT!
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans are thunderous behind Knight but Sheamus just grins. Sheamus knees Knight low, soaks up the heat, and then he hits a headlock takeover. Knight headscissors, but Sheamus kips fere and headlocks. Knight powers out but Sheamus runs him over! Fans boo but Sheamus soaks it up more. The two reset, tie up, and Sheamus headlocks. Knight powers up and out, but Sheamus still runs him over! Things keep moving, Knight CLOBBERS Sheamus! Knight stalks Sheamus to a corner, stomps and fires off haymakers! Fans fire up, the ref counts, and Knight lets off at 4.
Sheamus CHOPS Knight, whips him to ropes, but Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges to CROSSBODY Sheamus and himself out to the floor! Fans fire up and the Brutes coach Sheamus up. But wait, here comes Santos Escobar? The Emperor of Lucha is going to be part of the battle royal, but then here come The Miz, and Grayson Waller! They want to watch this, too, as Knight puts Sheamus in. And then Kross and Scarlett show up! Sheamus ROCKS Knight, has him in the ropes, but Knight resists! Knight throws elbows, and now AJ Styles and Mia Yim are here! Knight RAMS into Sheamus, shovels him out to the apron, but runs into a fireman’s carry! APRON WHITE NOISE!!
Fans are torn, and even Waller is wincing from that impact. The Fella is in control as SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Sheamus has Knight down with the Dublin Grin! Knight endures the fishhooks, fights up, and fans rally. Knight throws elbows, REOKS Sheamus, then runs, into a scoop! Knight fights it to REVERSE DDT! Fans fire up and the others, acting almost like Lumberjacks here, are rallying with the fans. Sheamus stands, he drags Knight up, but Knight throws haymakers! Sheamus throws them back, and fans fire up, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” as Knight backs Sheamus down! Knight whips, Sheamus KICKS him, and then Sheamus runs, into a scoop! Knight POWERSLAMS Sheamus down!
Fans fire up as Knight grits his teeth. They spell it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! Knight then torture racks, for a BURNING HAMMER! Cover, TWO!! Sheamus survives but Knight keeps his cool. Knight rises and the fans are behind him. Knight waits on Sheamus, then kicks low, but no BFT! Roll-up, TWO! Knight runs in, but into an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Knight goes to a corner, Sheamus stands and shakes out the cobwebs. Sheamus picks Knight up with a fireman’s carry, and now goes up the corner! Even Waller likes where this is going! SUPER WHITE NOISE!! Cover, TWO!! Knight still lives!
Fans fire up and Miz is getting into this. The Brutes coach Sheamus, Kross smirks, and Sheamus Alabama Lifts, but Knight sunset flips! Sheamus rolls through, gets the legs, CLOVERLEAF! Kross endures, he reaches out, claws his way over, and has the ROPEBREAK! The Brutes are frustrated on Sheamus’ behalf as he keeps on Knight. But Knight kicks at Sheamus, and kicks, and boots him away! Sheamus goes to a corner, Knight runs in, but into a BOOT! Sheamus then skins the cat to the top rope! Sheamus catches his breath, but Knight LEAPS right up! Knight has to steady himself, he and Sheamus end up falling to the floor!
Fans fire up, the Brutes and everyone else check on these guys. Dunne wants Miz and Waller to stay back, Kross dares Dunne to do something. Styles coaches Knight, then supports the Brutes. And then AUSTIN THEORY ATTACKS ESCOBAR! Everyone else rushes that way as Theory runs off. The Now is the one everyone really wants after, but tensions build and we have a brawl! Kross is after Ridge, Miz is with Styles, Dunne LEAPS onto Kross for a SLEEPER! Fans fire up as Styles adds a PHENOMENAL FOREARM on Kross! Miz BOOTS Ridge in the chaos! Sheamus is furious and he drags Miz up tot he apron!
Fans fire up as Sheamus gives Miz THE BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!! Sheamus goes all the way to TEN, Knight rolls him up!! TWO!!! Sheamus runs in, BROGUE to Miz as Knight moves! B F T!! Cover, Knight wins!
Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall
Yes, it was chaotic, but now things spill over into the ring! Kross storms up but Knight TOSSES him out, a la a battle royal elimination! Waller runs in, Knight bails out, and The Mega Star gets away from the trouble makers. Will Knight prove you can’t spell SummerSlam without L A?
The Brawling Brutes argue with The OC backstage.
Dunne & Ridge are yelling at Styles, Mia Yim & The Good Brothers, but then Adam Pearce barges in and shouts them all down! LISTEN! If they wanna have a go, then do it in the ring! Now! Ridge & Dunne head out, as do Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows. Sheamus and Styles stay behind to stare down, surely they’ll save their animosity for tomorrow’s battle royal.
The Brawling Brutes VS The Good Brothers w/ Mia Yim!
Fight Night continues as Ridge Da Fridge and “Butch” Pete Dunne look to take it to the Machine Gun and Big LG! Will these four get the aggression out before (potentially) snapping into the Slim Jim Battle Royal?
SmackDown returns and The OC make their entrance. The teams sort out, Ridge starts with Luke Gallows. Ridge RAMS into Gallows, then throws UPPERCUTS and HEADBUTTS on repeat! Ridge then reels Gallows in but Gallows wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Ridge comes back with a LARIAT but Gallows stays on his feet! Gallows RAMS Ridge, Ridge RAMS Gallows! Ridge fireman’s carries but Gallows CLUBS free! Gallows UPPERCUTS, scoops, and FALL AWAY SLAMS! Ridge goes to the OC corner, Gallows runs in to SPLASH! Tag to Karl Anderson and the OC set up, BOOT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally, Karl brings Ridge up but Ridge powers out to HEADBUTT! Ridge underhooks and he SWINGS Karl around, before the BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Tag to Dunne, and fans fire up as Ridge puts Karl in a Camel Clutch, fur a basement dropkick! Fans fire up with Dunne and he hammerlocks an arm. Dunne grabs the other, and he bends Karl’s fingers! Karl endures but the torture continues! Dunne practically makes Karl Too Sweet with that hand, before he isolates it, and STOMPS the arm! Dunne drags Karl up, kneels on the arm and then twists an ear! The ref reprimands but Dunne then grabs the nose!
Dunne stomps the trapped arm, then gives Karl some DRAGON STOMPS! Dunne drops into the ARMBAR, but Karl shifts up! Karl drags Dunne back with him as he tags in Luke! They deadlift Dunne together, right into a BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Ridge breaks the cover! Karl runs in to UPPERCUT Ridge out! Dunne goes to the apron while the OC throw up the Too Sweet, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Karl has Ridge down with a chinlock. Ridge endures, fans rally up, and Ridge fights up. Ridge throws body shots, then he carries Karl, but Karl claws Ridge’s face! Karl slips down to kick the leg out! Karl soaks up the cheers and jeers, then he stomps Ridge. Karl gives Ridge some toying kicks, but Ridge glares at him. Ridge stands up, fires up, and he LARIATS Karl down! Ridge crawls for the corner, hot tag to Dunne! Fans fire up as Dunne dodges Karl, GAMANGIRIS Gallows, then he dodges to GAMANGIRI Karl over and over and over! Dunne goes up, FLYING KNEE to the arm!
Dunne brings Karl up to CLUB him in the chest! Dunne then runs, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, but Gallows CLOBBERS Dunne! Ridge ROCKS Gallows, Gallows UPPERCUTS Ridge! Gallows reels Ridge in, but Ridge Alabama Lifts out of it, to DUMP Gallows down! Karl JUMP KICKS Ridge, Dunne ENZIGURIS Karl! Fans fire up as Dunne stands, but here comes THE STREET PROFITS?! They attack everyone and this match is over!
No Contest
Gallows gets up to fight back but he gets mugged by the nicely dressed Ford & Dawkins! They get the edge and then POST Ridge! Ford SPLASHES Karl in the corner, then feeds him to Dawkins’ SKY HIGH! Fans are going nuts as Ridge stands into an ENZIGURI and the SILENCER! Dunne jumps back in after Dawkins but he gets thrown off! POUNCE SUPLEX COMBO! The fans go wild as the Profits ARE up! They compose themselves, and then out walks Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty celebrates with his Profits, is this trio going to start taking over the WWE?
Charlotte Flair speaks.
She is welcomed to a luxury yacht and given champagne service. “This is the life, isn’t it? But what can I say? I like nice things. Champagne, this yacht, being the 14-time Women’s Champion. It’s in my blood. Like winning. Tomorrow is the biggest women’s’ match in SummerSlam history. Bianca Belair, the EST. Asuka, the Empress. And the one and only Queen. I am the past, the present and the future. I have been since 2015. There is a reason why I have a 5-0 record at SummerSlam. Because I am reliable, dependable, and the Iron Woman of this division. I’m not looking to beat Asuka tomorrow, I’m not looking to beat Bianca, but they have to beat me.
“Asuka, I have your number. Bianca, I am that mountain you have to climb, sweetheart. You might’ve been on top for two years, but I have been on top for my entire career. So let’s make a toast to the NEW WWE Women’s Champion, the 15-time champion, Charlotte Flair. Woo~!” Charlotte is living in luxury, but will she take the throne again at SummerSlam?
Paul Heyman is in the ring.
Fans boo the Wise Man and he isn’t happy about that. “Ladies, if there are any in Ohio… and gentlemen, my name… is Paul Heyman.” Fans boo some more and Heyman frowns. “How did it come to this? This is not what Your Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns… wanted. This is the last thing Roman… Reigns… wanted. If you wanna place blame for what happened to Jimmy Uso, who you will most likely not see again, you, you, you, you, you, you, you can ALL BLAME JEY… USO!” Fans boo because that’s bunk. But Heyman says now, the former Right Hand Man, the former after tomorrow Main Event Jey Uso wants to push Your Tribal Chief to this?
“What happens to Jey Uso tomorrow night won’t be Jey Uso’s fault, won’t be your fault, won’t be my fault, it will be the accountability of Your Tribal Chief, Roman…! Reigns! There will be no remorse, there will be no regret, there will be no plea for absolution or benediction or forgiveness! Because when Roman Reigns enters this ring tomorrow night at SummerSlam, ladies and gentlemen, he will be cognizant of the fact… that Roman Reigns is entering a match called, ‘Tribal…! Combat!'” Heyman cues the video!
Heyman narrating the video says, “The Ula Fala. On the Isle of Samoa, kings don’t wear crowns. Chiefs wear the sacred beads of the Ula Fala. And the only way to seize such power is through Tribal Combat. Generation after generation, boys have become men, men have become warriors, warriors have become legends, and legends have become Tribal Chiefs.” Rikishi says those are what the High Chiefs wear. To wear something like that within The Bloodline comes with respect. Afa says that as he was growing up, he knew the importance of the red lei. Sika says that “Thank you for your love, God bless all of Samoa and the whole world.”
Heyman continues, “When the position of Chief is challenged, when the uprising reaches its highest level, there’s only one way to settle that matter. In a match where there are no rules except one, and that one rule states there will be a declarative winner. There will be no doubt left in anyone’s mind that one man can carry the honor of being the Undisputed Tribal Chief.”
Heyman in the present says that Roman is the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Universal Heavyweight Champion! Roman Reigns is YOUR Tribal Chief! He has been both for damn near three YEARS here in the WWE, and Jey Uso, that will never be you! Heyman could stand here and tell us that’s not a prediction but a spoiler, but the only spoiler for tomorrow is that- JEY USO IS HERE! Fans fire up as #TheREALChief heads to the ring! Jey gets in and then gets himself a mic, and fans chant “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!” Jey takes a moment to revel in that, and then he paces as he looks at Heyman.
Fans fire up and chant for “JEY! JEY! JEY!” Jey says “Yeah, yeah, yeah. You right, OG. Tomorrow night, the Tribal Combat is happening. So yeah, yeah, I’ma light ’em up with one of these sticks. I’ma a light ’em up with one of these chairs. And guess what? He the Head of the Table? He definitely going through one! Hey, this is what he forgot to mention, though! This passion you see right in front of you, UCe? I’m bringing all that tomorrow! The spirit of my ancestors? I’m bringing all that tomorrow! My family, I’m bringing all that tomorrow! My culture, I’m bringing all that tomorrow! And tomorrow, I’m beating Roman Reigns to become the NEW Tribal Chief, and the NEW Undisputed WWE Universal Champion, Uce!”
Fans are all fired up, but here comes Solo Sikoa! The Enforcer of the Island knows he’s facing Jey, so he isn’t waiting! Jey tells Solo to chill. Heyman does his best to hold Solo back but Jey asks Solo why he gotta be like this. Fans chant “UCE! SO!” again and Heyman says that Jey’s done screwed up. Jey tells little brother Solo, it don’t matter what happens here, they’re always brothers, so Jey can forgive him. These mind games are gonna be done. They did the same thing to Jey! All you do is take orders. There are probably orders right now. But Heyman said the same things to Solo he used to say to Jey, okay?
Heyman says no, not okay. Do you really think Solo- Solo looks at Heyman and Heyman stops. Heyman wants Jey to excuse them. Heyman has Solo go over to the far side, but Solo only goes so far. Heyman wants Solo to listen, but Solo shouts to get out! And then Jey SUPERKICKS Solo! Jey shot first, and the fans fire up again! Jey smirks at Heyman and says he’s okay, he’ll see Heyman tomorrow. But tell Solo they’re still on for tonight. The Real Chief takes his leave, will Main Event Jey win to have major momentum going into SummerSlam?
Backstage interview with Austin Theory.
Kayla Braxton is with the United States Champion at gorilla and he is all smiles. Kayla says Theory is competing up next, but will put the title on the line next week against Santos Escobar. Theory stops her there and asks how Escobar won that right. This is the same guy Theory punched in the face earlier tonight, and the same guy who injured his mentor, his so-called beloved mentor! But Theory hopes Rey is watching, because when Theory beats Escobar to retain the title, Theory will dedicate that win to Rey. But tonight, Theory has Cameron Grimes. And just like Escobar next week, Grimes gets his dream crushed when he experiences Austin Theory Live.
Theory makes his entrance, will he back up all his talk with actions? Or will there be a Cave-In in Dayton?
Austin Theory VS Cameron Grimes!
SmackDown returns and the Carolina Cash Money Caveman makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two tie up. Theory waistlocks and he SLAMS Grimes down, then eggs him on. Theory taunts the fans, and he sees Escobar storming up. Security stops Escobar as Theory taunts him, but then Theory turns around, CAVE-IN!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Theory got lucky that Grimes miscalculated that shot! Grimes refocuses, and he DIVES onto Theory at the ramp! Fans fire up and Grimes hurries to RAM Theory into barriers! And then more barriers! Fans fire up behind Grimes as he puts Theory in the ring!
Grimes climbs up the corner, leaps, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Grimes fires forearms, Theory staggers around, and Grimes CHOPS! Theory swings, Grimes dodges, STEP FOREARM! Scoop and SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Grimes grows frustrated. Theory flounders around, Grimes KICKS him! Theory staggers up, into another KICK! Theory ducks the roundhouse, Grimes dodges the haymaker, to COLLISION COURSE! Cover, TWO!! Theory survives again but Grimes aims from a corner. Fans fire up, Theory staggers, and Grimes shouts “TO! THE! MOON!” Theory avoids the Cave-In, and uses the ref as a shield!
Grimes gets the ref outta the way, but Theory dumps Grimes out to the apron. Grimes ROCKS Theory, goes up the corner again, but Theory hits the ropes! Grimes falls and HOTSHOTS off ropes, into a fireman’s carry! A-TOWN DOWN!! Cover, Theory wins!
Winner: Austin Theory, by pinfall
The Now survives by luck, but does find his opening to finish this off. Wait, Escobar shows up from the crowd side! Fireman’s carry, PHANTOM DRIVER!! Escobar says this is what you get when you mess with the LWO! The Emperor stands tall on Theory again, will he make it three in a row in next week’s title match?
Asuka speaks.
The Empress trains in the cage, and with punching bags. Asuka says in Japanese, “A Triple Threat at SummerSlam, huh? HAH! It’s not fair! How stupid and unfair! I have already beaten Bianca! And I beat Charlotte! I am NOT worried! I will beat them, because I have a plan!” NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA! The Empress is saying this isn’t fair for her opponents, but will the odds be her undoing?
SmackDown presents an all-new Grayson Waller Effect.
And of course, the Aussie Icon is already in the ring. Waller says it is SummerSlam weekend and everyone is talking about him. But before he goes to Detroit and wins the Slim Jim Battle Royal, he’s gonna give someone the Waller rub. And like in life, one woman isn’t enough for Waller! HAH! So tonight, welcome two guests! Have respect, get on your feet, for Miss MITB, Iyo Sky, and Bayley, it’s Damage Control! Fans are a bit torn as the Evil Genius and the Role Model make their way out to the ring. Bayley is a bit jumpy, given the specter of Shotzi is somewhere out there. They still sit at the desk with Waller and Waller says, “Ding dong, hello.”
Bayley says hers is better than his. Well a table is better than a door. But one question everyone is wondering: Will Iyo cash in tomorrow? Give us a scoop? Iyo wants to talk but Bayley speaks up first. Waller is an idiot if he thinks “The Genius in the Bank” is going to tell you any of their plans. No one is going to know what they- or Iyo, is thinking. Just wait like all the other idiots. Iyo is focused on her match- Fans boo but Bayley says they ARE idiots! Iyo is blessing you tonight when she beats Zelina tonight. But wait, Shotzi’s laughter echoes out again. “Bayley~! Bayley~!” Waller laughs, he knew Bayley would believe that!
Waller asks why Bayley is so scared of Shotzi. Bayley says not to do that again. She doesn’t care about what’s her face. Shotzi hasn’t even shown her face once, but Bayley is here- There’s Shotzi’s music!! Waller’s face gives away that this is real! And here comes Shotzi on the tank! Bayley freaks out and tells Iyo to go get her! Iyo storms up the ramp and shouts at… Wait, that’s not Shotzi. Shotzi’s in the ring! Bayley turns around hoping she won’t see her, but too bad, it’s Shotzi! Bayley wants mercy! She looks so good, and she’s so sorry! Please, just do this another time! She’s not ready! Bayley swings but Shotzi blocks and DECKS her!
And Shotzi brings out a razor! SHE”S GONNA SHAVE BAYLEY!! Bayley runs away and Shotzi chases her into the night! Iyo asks what’s going on, and then surprise, ZELINA was on the tank! That match with La Muneca is happening now, will the Evil Genius have a plan to counter these variables?
Iyo Sky VS Zelina Vega!
SmackDown returns and this match is already going! Sky has a chinlock but Zelina JAWBREAKERS free! Sky wrenches and whips, Zelina ducks ‘n’ dodges and then they DOUBLE LARIAT! Both women are down and fans rally up. Sky stands first, she eggs Zelina on but Zelina blocks a forearm to give a forearm! And repeat! And again, and again, and again! Zelina bumps Sky off buckles, then bumps her off more buckles! Zelina climbs up to rain down fists! Fans count fast as Zelina goes right to TEN! Zelina then hops down, runs back in, and LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Zelina brings Sky back up.
Zelina whips Sky to a corner, Sky reverses and runs in, but Zelina boots! Sky blocks but Zelina uses that to reel her into a KNEE! Then Zelina goes up to the very top, for a METEORA! Cover, TWO! Zelina kicks low, runs, and hops on, but Sky pops her off! Sky gets around, underhooks, and TIGER BACKBREAKER! Zelina writhes and Sky rallies the fans. Sky aims, runs corner to corner, SHINKANSEN! Sky drags Zelina to the drop zone, steps on her and climbs up, and we see Shotzi throw Bayley around on stage! Bayley fights off the electric clippers! Shotzi still throws hands! Bayley shoves her away and retreats again!
Sky is distracted, and Zelina gets under her! Fans fire up for the RUNNING POWERBOMB! And then Zelina runs up, hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, Zelina wins!!
Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall
La Muneca wins over Miss MITB again! If Sky does cash-in and take the WWE Women’s Championship, will Zelina be the first one to challenge her?
Bianca Belair speaks.
The EST prepares new ring gear as she says, “At SummerSlam, I’ma give it everything. For 419 days, the EST was untouchable. I mean, I knocked down every obstacle placed in front of me. Until Night of Champions when Asuka tried to blind me and stole my title.” But Bianca doesn’t make excuses. She just gets back to work. You want her to wait in line? She’ll take a ticket. You want her to jump through hoops? She’ll ask how high. You want her to face Charlotte AND Asuka? Then let’s do it! Triple Threat means no count outs, no disqualifications and no excuses.
“You best believe tomorrow night, I’m not letting up. I’ma train harder, I’ma work smarter, and I’ma remind Asuka and Charlotte exactly why I’m the strongest, the fastest, the roughest, the toughest, the quickest, the best, when I give ’em a KOD, get the 1-2-3, and take back what’s rightfully mine and become the NEW WWE Women’s Champion.” Bianca is the readiEST she’ll ever be, will it be enough against the Queen and the Empress?
SmackDown celebrates Edge’s 25 YEARS in the WWE!
SmackDown will be in the Rated R Superstar’s hometown in two weeks, get ready to celebrate the WWE Hall of Famer!
Jey Uso VS Solo Sikoa w/ Paul Heyman!
The Real Chief is ready to BE the Real Chief, but he must get through the one brother not on his side. Will Jey then go through Solo on his way to Detroit? Or will there be a Samoan Spike in the road?
SmackDown returns and Solo makes his entrance. The bell rings and fans rally up for “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!” Jey dares Solo to do something then, and the two circle. They tie up, Solo SHOVES Jey away, and then he eggs Jey on. Jey shrugs that off, and he circles with Solo. Fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Jey tries to tell Solo he shouldn’t listen to Heyman. They tie up, Jey waistlocks, headlocks, and grinds. Solo fights up, powers out, and he runs Jey over! Fans boo as Solo looms over Jey. Solo CLUBS Jey, eggs him on, and then HEADBUTTS him down! Jey flounders, goes to a corner, and Solo CHOKES him on the ropes!
The ref counts, Solo lets off at 4, and then he storms around. Solo drags Jey up, whips him to ropes, and CLOBBERS him! Fans boo but Solo soaks it all up. Jey goes out to the floor but Solo pursues. Solo stalks Jey, says he won’t even make it to SummerSlam, and then SMACKS Jey off the desk! Solo clears the desk off, the ref reprimands, but Solo drags Jey up. Solo clinches, but Jey slips free of the urenage! Jey RAMS Solo into the desk, then SUPERKICKS him onto it! Fans fire up as Jey then goes into the ring, and he DIVES! Solo hits the desk again, and fans fire up with Jey as SmackDown goes to break!
SmackDown returns once again and Solo has a claw clamped into Jey’s shoulder. Fans rally as Jey endures, and they chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Jey fights up, but Heyman is still smiling as Solo squeezes the shoulder tighter! Jey fights up all the same, and he throws body shots! Solo shoves Jey, Jey dumps Solo out! Fans fire up as Jey builds speed and he DIVES into a HAYMAKER! Solo hurries back in, and SAMOAN DROPS! Jey writhes, Solo drags him up and whips him to ropes. For another SAMOAN DROP! Solo seethes and Heyman mocks Jey’s pain. Solo stands up as fans rally for “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!”
Solo looms over Jey, eggs him on, but Jey throws body shots! Solo ROCKS Jey in return! Jey goes to a corner, but Solo eggs him on. Jey sputters as he sits up, and fans rally again. Solo shouts and runs in, but Jeyu avoids the hip attack! Solo staggers, Jey hobbles up, and Jey counter punches Solo again and again and again! Jey puts some stank on the HAYMAKER! Jey whips, Solo reverses, but Jey slips out of the Samoan Drop to kick low! And UPPERCUT! But Solo rebounds to LARIAT! Fans boo while Jey sputters and goes to the apron. Solo storms over, brings Jey up, and Solo stands Jey up, but Jey HOTSHOTS back!
Jey goes up a corner, and he CROSSBODIES Solo down! Cover, TWO! Solo is still in this but Jey stays focused. Fans rally with “UCE! SO!” as they anticipate what’s coming. Jey joins in, “UCE! SO!” but Solo WHEEL KICKS! Solo drags Jey up, clinches, SPINNING SOLO!! But Solo won’t end it at the urenage as he prepares his thumb! Solo stands Jey up, SAMOAN- NO, Jey ducks! SUPERKICK! Solo SUPERKICKS! Jey SPEARS!! Just like last week!! Jey then hurries up top, for the USO SPLASH!! Cover, Jey wins!!
Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall
Main Event Jey pulls it off! But Solo isn’t done! He gets up to CLOBBER Jey! Fans boo as Solo won’t let it go! Solo POSTS Jey, then grabs a chair! Fans boo but Jey SUPERKICKS the chair into Solo’s face! Jey then takes the chair, to SMACK Solo! And again! And again! Solo tumbles over the barriers! Fans fire up but then Solo rises again! Jey says alright, and he CLOBBERS Solo with the chair! Fans fire up with Jey as he stands tall on the desk! The Enforcer is down, will Jey be able to do the same to Roman Reigns when anything goes in Tribal Combat?
My Thoughts:
A really good go-home here, but it had a touch of that Go-Home Syndrome again. Replaying the Cody VS Lesnar recap video was fine, mostly filled time. Good promos from Charlotte, Bianca and Asuka, though I obviously thought we were getting them in person tonight. I suppose this is for the best, no need for shenanigans that would affect the go home math. They’re all fairly equal, given this is a Triple Threat. But after a pretty good Grayson Waller Effect segment, we got a bit of the math on Iyo Sky’s side. Great bait ‘n’ switch of Zelina and Shotzi to separate Bayley from Sky, and Zelina gets a win, though with distractions, so that Sky has the math against her. This could very well mean Sky does cash in to take advantage of the Triple Threat, and maybe even wins that way.
Great opening with LA Knight, Sheamus and then most of the nine names they revealed to us in the Slim Jim Battle Royal. I do like that since they weren’t going to close with a go-home brawl, they more or less give us that to start the show. It was a pretty decent way to keep Sheamus strong while losing to Knight, too, with Miz taking the Beats of the Bodhrain. Hard to say if Knight wins the battle royal, though maybe he should just so he has some momentum going into what I’d assume is a US Championship story. Theory getting involved just to sucker punch Escobar was a good detail, and then he had a good match with Grimes. It’s good that Grimes gets TV time, and I like how close they made that match. Escobar stands tall getting even with Theory, so that surely means Theory retains next week.
I do want to point out, wasn’t the animosity between Brutes and OC misplaced? It was Kross and Miz that got the better of them in that brawl, but I guess they weren’t gonna HOLLA HOLLA and put Miz together with Kross. Kross and Styles still have their blowoff coming so I guess that’ll amount to about the same. But what a wild move for The Profits to attack and “ruin” the match between Good Brothers and Brawling Brutes. The Profits & Lashley being Heels or Faces, probably doesn’t matter right now, because the live crowd sure loved this moment. Lashley, Ford & Dawkins are all great, and maybe this change in the Profits is what gets them the tag titles while Lashley could go for the US Championship.
And I only refrain from saying Lashley would go for the top title because of how things are going with the Bloodline story. Great stuff from that story, like the great Ula Fala origin story from Heyman, and then everything with Jey and Solo. Jey stands tall, so we can’t expect Jey to win against Roman, as wild as that would be. There still has to be something where Solo and maybe even Jimmy get involved, but if Roman retains, Lashley facing him would also feel like a foregone conclusion. Lashley taking on Theory or Knight for the US Championship would be some great stuff, though if Knight’s the champ, he probably finds a way to win so as not to be a transitional champion, because he should not be a transitional champion.
My Score: 8.6/10
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Have a Holly Jolly Rampage!
The Continental Classic rolls on, and Brody King takes on Komander in hopes of grabbing three more points towards the top of Gold League!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis; Konosuke & Cage win.
- Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy; Lio & Action win.
- Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron; Willow wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander; Brody wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Tony Schiavone is in the ring!
Schiavone welcomes out the Blue League’s current points leader, Kyle Fletcher, and of course… Don Callis. But they’re not alone as the rest of the Don Callis Family makes their way out to the ring. Wait, shouldn’t Brian Cage be in New York for Final Battle…? Well anyway, Schiavone says there’s a lot of gold and- Callis takes the mic, and he says, “I have something important to say.” The fans boo and Schiavone excuses himself as Callis says the Don Callis Family are the TRUE One Percenters of professional wrestling! They prove it each and every day!
Murder Machines: The most feared tag team in the world! “Don Callis’ favorite wrestler,” Kyle Fletcher, shows every day why he is THE One Percent! He beat Will Ospreay! He beat Kazuchika Okada! And now, he’s gonna beat Daniel Garcia and win the Continental Classic! Callis hands the mic over to Kyle and Kyle says it might be true that last Saturday wasn’t the best day for Kyle, but anyone watching that match saw the clear bias from the officials in this company! The fans boo as Kyle claims there is an agenda in AEW to see the Don Callis Family NOT succeed. But it doesn’t matter, it changes nothing!
Kyle WILL be the winner of the 2024 Continental Classic. That brings Kyle to Daniel Garcia. “You wanna talk about restoring the feeling, Daniel? I couldn’t care less about your feelings! All I speak are facts! And the fact is, I am the hottest young prospect in this industry, and I will be the future of this whole place!” The fans boo more but Callis says one last thing he wants to say, is when you’re the One Percent, you’re not like the other 99! They are not like all of these fans! They are not like “the boys in the back,” like Mark Davis & Will Hobbs, “a couple of scab workers!” They’re not even in the same business, Hobbs!
And Callis has waited to get Hobbs on a PPV so that the world could watch why they call Konosuke Takeshita “The Alpha.” And Hobbs, YOU are not in the same business as Konosuke, and you find that out at Worlds End! But speaking of, here comes the Powerhouse! Will he and Dunkzilla finish things with the Don Callis Family? Or will the AEW International and ROH World TV Champions get even for last week?
Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis!
The teams sort out and Konosuke starts against Hobbs to give the DC fans a preview of Worlds End. Hobbs and Konosuke step up, talk trash, and then the forearms go back and forth! The fans cheer for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” and Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke! Hobbs even shouts “MEAT!” before he whips Konosuke. Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges but then so does Hobbs! Hobbs SPINE- NO, Konosuke flails free and Hobbs says it was that close. Konosuke says to cool off while he paces on the outside. Konosuke steps back into the ring, but he tags to Cage. The fans stay fired up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as Cage and Hobbs circle.
Hobbs and Cage DOUBLE LARIAT! Neither man falls, so they DOUBLE LARIAT again! And again! And again! Cage kicks low, shouts, “Who Betta Than Cage?” But then Hobbs CLOBBERS him! Hobbs even gets Konosuke to back down with a glare. Hobbs brings Cage up to fire forearms, then he tags Davis. Davis & Hobbs double whip and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up as Davis stalks Cage to a corner. Davis CHOPS Cage, and CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Cage sputters but Davis scoops to SLAM Cage down! Then ELBOW DROP! Cover, ONE! Cage stays in this but Davis bumps him off buckles.
Tag to Hobbs and he brings Cage out. Hobbs and Davis reel Cage in, fans chant “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! MEAT MEAT MEAT!” but Konosuke makes the save! Konosuke swings, Hobbs dodges, so the elbow DECKS Davis! Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke, Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage clinches, Konosuke returns, KNEE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cage covers, TWO! Cage rains down fists, the ref reprimands, but Cage steps off. Cage drags Hobbs up, bumps him off buckles, and tags Konosuke. The Callis Family stomps a mudhole into Hobbs, but then Hobbs CHOPS Konosuke! Konosuke snarls, and he CHOPS in return!
Konosuke ROCKS Hobbs, climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count but then Konosuke BITES Hobbs on the forehead! The ref counts, Konosuke lets off, and Hobbs sputters on the ropes. Konosuke tags to Cage and the Family gets Hobbs up. They DOUBLE SUPLEX Hobbs! Cage covers, TWO! Cage drags Hobbs up but Hobbs fires body shots. Hobbs UPPERCUTS but Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage ROCKS Hobbs again, Hobbs fires back, repeat! The fans rally for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Cage gets the edge, then whips, but Hobbs KICKS him away! Cage swings, Hobbs bobs ‘n’ weaves, to then hit an EXPLODER!
The fans fire up while Hobbs crawls, hot tag to Davis! Davis fires hands on Cage, “MEAT! MEAT!” Davis DECKS Cage, then whips him to ropes. Cage reveres but Davis picks him up, BACKDROP! Davis SENTONS but onto knees! Davis writhes, Cage tags Konosuke! POWER- NO, Davis stops the knee! Davis takes a swing but Konosuke ducks that, to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Davis survives and Konosuke snarls, but Rampage goes picture in picture.
Konosuke rains down fists on Davis, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Konosuke tags Cage and Cage drags Davis up. Cage ROCKS Davis, whips him into a corner, and Davis hits buckles chest first! Cage RAMS into Davis, and RAMS in again, then CHOPS! Davis staggers but Cage whips him to ropes. Davis reverses, to dosido with Cage, only for Cage to CLOBBER Davis! Cage BOOTS Davis down, covers, but Hobbs breaks it! Cage gets mad and the ref reprimands Hobbs, then Cage soaks up heat from DC. Cage stalks Davis to a corner and fires haymakers! The ref reprimands but Cage DECKS Davis! Cage soaks up more heat while he flexes.
Holiday Bash returns to single picture while Davis crawls. Cage storms over but Davis fires hands! Davis CHOPS, CHOPS, but Cage JUMP KNEES! Cage whips Davis, Davis cartwheels and swings on Cage! Cage blocks, waistlocks, but Davis switches! BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Davis rises and reaches out! Davis crawls, as does Cage, hot tags to Hobbs and Konosuke! Hobbs LARIATS Konosuke, LARIATS again, then runs up to LARIAT in a corner! Cage runs up but he’s send into Konosuke! Hobbs SANDWEICHES the Family! Hobbs whips, Cage reverses, but Hobbs comes back to CLOBBER him! Hobbs scoops Cage for a POWERSLAM!
The fans fire up but Konosuke runs up! Hobbs scoops him, too! POWERSLAM! Hobbs pumps up and the fans are with him! Hobbs stomps and shakes the ropes, then he goes back for Konosuke. Konosuke rises, Hobbs pops him up, but Konosuke ELBOWS him! Konosuke fires hands, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Hobbs staggers, Konosuke whips him, but Hobbs reverses! SPINEBUSTER! Cover, Davis blocks Cage, but Cage SHOVES Davis onto the cover! Cage then TOSSES Davis out, and he goes back for Hobbs. Hobbs TOSSES Cage! Hobbs grins as he has Konosuke alone. The straps come down, and Hobbs runs up, only for Konosuke to dodge!
Konosuke runs, Cage tags in, and Konosuke BOOTS Hobbs in the corner! Cage runs up to UPPERCUT, GAMANGIRI, and then GERMAN SUPLEX! Hobbs flounders, Cage hauls him up, PUMP HANDLE FACEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hobbs survives and Cage is furious! Cage tags Konosuke, the Family gets Hobbs up, and they double wrench to double whip. But Hobbs breaks the double lariat and Davis tags in! Hobbs DOUBLE LARIATS Cage & Konosuke! Davis runs up, they STEREO LARIAT! Konosuke BOOTS Davis and Cage waistlocks Hobbs. Konosuke runs but Davis GAMANGIRIS! Cage SUPERKICKS Davis!
Hobbs SNAP POWERSLAMS Cage! ALPHA ELBOW from Konosuke! Davis GERMAN SUPLEXES Konosuke! Cage fireman’s carries Davis, F5!! Cage runs up on Hobbs but Hobbs dodges! Hobbs LARIATS Cage and himself out of the ring! The fans fire up while Davis rises again! Konosuke also stands, and they run up! DOUBLE LARIATS! Davis GAMANGIRIS, Konosuke ends up in the corner! Davis goes side to side, SLIDING FOREARM! The fans roar as Davis hauls Konosuke up! Konosuke fights the lift, dodges Davis, and comes back, DOUBLE LARIATS finally take both men down! But not for long as they both roar to their feet!
Konosuke swings, and he SWATS Davis’ enzigiri! Konosuke then POWER DRIVE KNEES!! And then, RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Callis Family wins!
Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage, by pinfall
The Alpha slam dunks on Dunkzilla, and now he has 8 days to prepare for the Powerhouse! Will Konosuke hold onto his International Championship against Hobbs? Or will taking that title be the perfect payback?
Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.
Renee Paquette is with the Babe with the Power who is in action later tonight. But first, Renee wants to congratulate Willow to making it to the finals of the inaugural International Women’s Cup. She heads off to Tokyo very soon, how is she feeling about it? Willow is very excited. Inaugural WrestleDynasty, one step closer to the inaugural International Women’s Cup winner, and so it is mind boggling after how- Kris Statlander steps in. Kris tells Willow that there is a lot she should say, but for now, she’ll say good luck at the Tokyo Dome. #BornAgainKristen takes Willow by surprise, will Willow win tonight and have momentum going to the New Year?
Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy!
The dysfunction in Top Flight Airlines led to The Bad Child & The Sight to See winning over Darius & Dante Martin, meaning they’re next up to face Private Party. Will this be little more than a tune-up for Lio & Action?
The teams sort out, Lio starts against Myles, but then Lio handspring kicks Goldy off the apron! Myles back suplexes but Lio lands out and then dodges! Myles falls out of the ring, Action handspring kicks him down! Lio DIVES onto Goldy! Action DIVES onto Myles! The fans fire up as Action puts Myles in fast. Lio joins Action and they mug Myles. Myles fights back with forearms and CHOPS! Myle runs, but Lio & Action split the difference. Lio spins Myles for Action to mule kick, knee lift and ROLLING ELBOW! Lio fires fast hands, then DECKS Myles! Goldy springboards but Lio & Action dodge! Lio eggs Goldy on, then he and Action split the difference again!
Action runs up, Goldy dodges, but Lio LARIATS Goldy on the other side! Myles whips Lio but Lio hits RUSH HOUR! Action torture racks Myles for a NECKBREAKER! Lio covers, Lio & Action win!
Winners: Lio Rush & Action Andretti, by pinfall
Fast win for this furious duo, but “Oh my gosh, is that Private Party?” Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy make their way out here and DC fires up! The AEW World Tag Team Champions call for “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Lio & Action get their shot in the near future, but wait! Dante & Darius make their way out here? Private Party looks to the tunnels, but Lio & Action CLOBBER them from behind! Dante, Darius & Leila don’t worry about the champs, they stare Lio & Action down. Lio & Action hold up the belts, then throw them at the Martins. The refs keep this from getting any more physical, but will Lio & Action take those belts from Quen & Zay soon enough?
Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.
Renee is now with the “multifaceted” Harley and notes she’s in action against Willow Nightingale tonight. Harley says yes, she IS multifaceted. She wants us to appreciate ALL her facets! Renee says yes, but she has yet to earn a singles win in AEW. Fine, ruin her fun. But then Harley asks if some person off camera is gonna say anything or just stand there. In steps Penelope Ford, and Mrs. Superbad says yes, she was simply observing. But Ford couldn’t help but notice that she and Harley share a lot of similar… facets. Harley asks how much Ford’s cost. Uh, no, not those…
Ford meant that she hasn’t had such a good 2024, either. So from The Bad Girl to the… Harley doesn’t have a good nickname yet. Well, don’t worry about it. Ford will watch Harley’s back and Harley will watch Ford’s. Wait, is something on Harley’s back? No, Harley… Just good luck. FEEL THE WRATH OF HARLEY CAMERON! No, she was being nice to you, Harley. Right, don’t feel the wrath of Harley Cameron. There is nothing on your back, Harley, stop scratching. Wait! W-What? Nothing, sorry. But will Harley be feeling Willow’s wrath instead?
Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron!
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Harley pushes but Willow digs in her heels to SHOVE Harley down. Harley comes back, she and Willow reset and tie up again. Willow puts Harley in a corner, the ref counts, and Willow lets off. DC duels between Willow and Harley, and Harley wants a Test of Strength. Willow accepts the knuckle locks, but then Harley kicks low! Harley runs, wheelbarrows, but Willow turns that into a BIG back suplex! The fans cheer as Willow runs, DIVING BODY PRESS! Cover, TWO! Willow bumps Harley off buckles, then fires LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans count al the way to TEN!
Willow brings Harley out with a smile, and scoop SLAMS her! Harley flounders, Willow storms up on her for another scoop and SLAM, right as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Willow storms around while Harley staggers up. Willow scoops Harley again, then carries her around to put her in the Tree of Woe! Willow stomps a mudhole in, then lets off to run up! But Harley BOOTS her while upside-down! Harley gets free, ELBOWS Willow, then runs to knee her low! Harley runs with Willow to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! Willow is stuck in ropes, and Harley AX KICKS her! Harley then headscissors Willow to CHOKE her in the ropes! The ref counts, Harley lets go at 4, and Harley soaks up cheers and jeers from DC. Harley stomps Willow, then drags her to the outside. Harley SMACKS Willow off the apron!
Harley paces while Willow flounders, and Harley has her against railing. Harley CHOPS Willow, then brings her around. Willow blocks the bump to SMACK Harley off the apron! Harley turns things around to SMACK Willow off the apron! Harley shoves Willow in, storms up on her, and stands her up for buckle bumps. Harley stomps Willow, digs her boots in, and she thrashes around! The ref counts, Harley lets off at 4, but Willow elbows her in return! Harley RAMS into Willow again and again, but Willow CLUBS Harley! Harley ROCKS Willow, whips her to ropes, and ELBOWS Willow down! Harley soaks up more cheers and jeers while Rampage goes to break.
Holiday Bash returns and Willow CANNONBALLS, but Harley dodges! Willow hits only buckles and she hobbles after Harley. Harley kicks, KNEES, and ENZIGIRIS! Harley roars, runs, and SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up but Harley grows frustrated. The fans rally while Harley waistlocks, but Willow switches! Harley kicks free to switch back, but Willow ELBOWS Harley back! Willow fireman’s carries, storms around, but Harley pops up! Harley fires down elbows, then victory rolls, TWO! Willow escapes and ROCKS Harley! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!
Harley survives but Willow roars! The fans fire up as the straps come down! Willow gut wrenches for the BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!
Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall
Willow faced the wrath of Harley Cameron and she prevailed! But then PENELOPE FORD goes after Willow! The fans boo but Ford did say she’d back Harley up. They both beat up on Willow, but here comes Kris! Kris Statlander storms the ring, Harley & Ford run away! Willow is again surprised, but the fans want these two to “Hug It Out! Hug It Out!” Kris says no, she doesn’t feel like it’s the right time. Kris lets Willow have the ring, is this proof that the #BornAgainKristen isn’t just a nickname?
Team Triple J speaks backstage.
Standing alongside Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, as well as Jeff & Karen Jarrett, Sonjay Dutt says, “They’ve asked us to look back and reflect on 2024, and Jeff, guys, what an incredible series of moments we’ve had in 2024.” The group agrees. From Wembley Stadium to Double J being in the Owen Hart Cup, some true career highlights that he will cherish forever. But Jarrett doesn’t like looking in the rearview mirror, he likes to look ahead. Next week, he’s not bringing resolutions, he’s bringing a game plan for 2025! What does the Last Outlaw have in store for himself and the team in the New Year?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander!
While the rest of Gold League stands at 6 points, these two men are struggling to keep up. Will the King of Death join that traffic jam at the front of the block? Or will the Commander of the Skies be a spoiler for Christmas?
The bell rings and we’re on the clock. Brody and Komander circle while the fans bark it up. There are fans who sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~” for Komander as the two tie up. But then Brody picks Komande up with both hands, and puts him on the to rope. Brody pats Komander on the shoulder, and the fans bark more. Komander hops down, not intimidated by Brody’s size. Komander then dodges Brody, DROPKICKS him, but Brody CLOBBERS Komander on the return! Brody eggs Komander on and then scuffs him. Komander gets mad and CHOPS! Brody grins and eggs Komander on. Komander CHOPS, but Brody wants more!
Komander fires up to CHOP, but Brody CHOPS Komander down! The fans fire up and Brody grins. Komander sputters, Brody paces, and Brody drags Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS again, and Komander flounders away! Brody stalks Komander to the corner, CHOPS him again, and Komander falls over! Brody hauls Komander up, whips him, but Komander goes up and over! Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Brody BACKDROPS Komander! The fans bark while Komander writhes, and Brody drags Komander up. But Komander fires body shots and a CHOP!
Brody KNEES low and Komander drops. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody asks, “Are you done?!” Brody whips Komander, but Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to then springboard, but Brody catches Komander with ease! Brody pops Komander up, but Komander pops free, sunset flip, ONE!! Brody drags Komander up and CLUBS him! Komander wobbles, Brody ROCKS him again! Brody drags Komander off the ropes, suplexes, but Komander slips around! SLEEPER! Big men still have to breathe, but Brody RAMS Komander into the buckles! Brody swings, misses, and that bad hand hits post! Komander fires KICKS on the legs!
Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves, kicks, mule kicks and ENZIGIRIS! Brody wobbles and the fans rally up! Komander knuckle locks, CHOPS, and he goes up and up and jumps around! But Brody breaks the grip and DOUBLE CHOPS Komander to the floor! The fans bark it up and the ref checks Komander while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Brody storms out after Komander, who is somehow still in this. Brody drags Komander up, and he whips Komander hard into railing! Brody revels in the DC dogs barking, and Brody stands Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander off his feet, then refreshes the ring count. Brody drags Komander up, and whips him hard into railing! So hard, in fact, that Komander goes up and over! Brody hurries to haul Komander back up, and he suplexes Komander to the floor! Komander writhes more while Brody refreshes the count again. Brody goes back to Komander, scuffs him, and brings him back up.
Komander KICKS Brody, CHOPS, but Brody CHOPS him down! Brody revels in the noise from DC while he stands on Komander’s neck! The ref reprimands, Brody steps off and rolls into the ring. Brody again refreshes the count so he can fetch Komander. Brody puts Komander in the ring, covers, TWO! Komander is still in this but Brody is more amused than anything. Brody paces then brings Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander to a corner, then revels in the noise a bit more. Brody then digs his boot into Komander, but lets off as the ref counts. Brody drags Komander up to CHOP, but Komander CHOPS! Brody CHOPS Komander down!
Brody digs his boots in again, but the ref counts. Brody steps away, then drags Komander to his feet. Brody ROCKS Komander as the Holiday Bash returns to single picture. Brody eggs Komander on, stands him up, and ROCKS him again! Komander flops against ropes but Brody dares him to keep fighting. Komander staggers up, but Brody CHOPS him! Komander is stinging but Brody ROCKS him! Brody whips, Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to QUEBRADA, but Brody catches him! But Komander slips down into the STANDING BONE LOCK! The fans fire up but Brody powers up! Brody THROWS Komander right off! SENTON FLOPS as Komander moves!
Komander hurries to basement DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Brody and Komander both crawl to ropes! They both stand, Brody runs up, but Komander swings around, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Brody flops out to the floor! Komander sees that and the fans fire up! Komander builds going side to side, and he goes up and up and CROSSBODIES, but Brody catches him! Brody RAMS Komander into the railing! And then whips him hard into more railing! Brody makes Komander take a seat, then CHOPS him! The fans bark with Brody as he gets space, and Brody runs back in, but Komander ducks! Brody CRASHES into railing!!
Komander has the fans all fired up as he rises! Komander rolls into the ring, the count is climbing, but Brody is rising! So Komander runs corner to corner to go up, up and AWAY!! Direct hit with that escalara cannonball! The fans fire up as Komander rises again! Komander and Brody both head for the ring while fans sing again, “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Komander has Brody in the drop zone! Komander goes up the corner, but Brody CLUBS him first! Brody has Komander in the Electric Chair Lift, then goes up the corner!? But Komander fights, shifts, and SUPER SUSNET FLIP POWERBOMBS!!
Brody is in the drop zone again and Komander rises! 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives and Komander cannot believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Komander rises and goes to another corner. Komander tunes up the band, runs corner to corner, but Brody SLAPS him first! Brody runs but Komander dodges, Brody POSTS himself! Komander is on the apron and he runs up, to SHOTGUN Brody to the floor! Brody sputters, Komander climbs the corner, and the fans are thunderous! Komander springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Another direct hit and Komander feels so close to his first points in the C2!
Komander hurries to get in the ring, but then slides out to start a new ring count. Komander climbs again while Brody rises. Komander watches Brody slide in, then tightrope walks to CIELITO LINDO!! But that was on Brody’s back! Komander pushes Brody but that’s a lot of dead weight to push! Brody sits up but Komander KICKS him! Komander roars, the fans fire up, handspring- TORTURE RACK! Brody flips Komander around, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, Brody wins!!
Winner: Brody King, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Komander earns 0)
If it wasn’t clear before, this was a painful punctuation mark, Komander is mathematically ELIMINATED from the semifinals. However, Komander’s final C2 match is Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street against Claudio Castagnoli! Can Komander be the biggest spoiler of this entire tournament? Can Brody prove to everyone in the Gold League that the House Always Wins?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here for Holiday Bash, though some clear redundancies from last week’s Winter is Coming edition. We got another group Don Callis Promo, and we barely got anything different from Callis and Kyle. The tag match’s only changes were Cage switching in for Archer, even though Cage is in reality defending his ROH World TV Championship in the Hammerstein Ballroom for Final Battle, and then the Callis Family wins this time so Hobbs and Konosuke can be even going towards Worlds End. Now, Konosuke could very well retain the International Championship at Worlds End because NJPW is totally open to Konosuke Takeshita VS Shingo Takagi being Winner Takes All, AEW International and NEVER Openweight titles on the line together.
Lio & Action of course won their match, but the real purpose was to get a confrontation out of them, Private Party and OG Top Flight, Darius & Dante. Good stuff, and it teases anywhere between a Triple Threat to Lio & Action VS Darius & Dante Round 2. Very good promo from Triple J to set up for something, anything really, for 2025. Fight for the Fallen can even be the start of whatever that plan is as part of the “mother of all streams.” And good stuff with the women’s division tonight. Ford & Harley makes a natural duo now given their names, and Willow and Kris could possibly reunite now that Kris is a Face again. That wouldn’t really make up for the weird fumble in the middle where Tony Khan just wanted Kris to get away from Stokely, but hey, this story itself could be really well done.
And great stuff out of Brody VS Komander, really got the drama going before the end. I mean, we all knew Komander was out of the running before tonight, and was most certainly taking the loss here, but Komander got to really show some grit. And now, five people at 6 points going into the final round, they’re really adding great drama to Gold League. Collision tomorrow and then Dynamite Miracle on 34th Street will be some great stuff, but I still think Ospreay should be one of the semifinalists, the second spot can be whoever they want.
My Score: 8.8/10
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With Jade Cargill out of action, Naomi is stepping in to help Bianca Belair defend the WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships tonight on SmackDown!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: The Bloodline VS LA Knight, Apollo Creed & Andrade; The Bloodline wins.
- Braun Strowman VS Carmelo Hayes; Melo wins.
- Johnny Gargano VS Alex Shelley; Gargano wins.
- WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Bianca Belair & Naomi VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae; Bianca & Naomi win and retain the titles.
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Solo Sikoa is here!
The fans boo as the “Undisputed” Tribal Chief leads the Samoan Werewolf and Good Bad Guy to the ring. Roman Reigns put out the challenge for Tribal Combat, and on January 6th, in Los Angeles, for the first-ever Monday Night Raw on Netflix, it will happen! But first, Solo and his Bloodline go to the ring, and the fans chant “O T C! O T C!” Solo tells them all, “ACKNOWLEDGE ME.” The fans boo instead, as expected. Solo lets that slide, and he says, “Roman Reigns sat on his little boat with The Wise Man and decided to challenge me on January 6th to a Tribal Combat match for the ula fala on Monday Night Raw, the debut on Netflix.”
The fans “WHAT?” Solo says instead of saying that, the fans should ACKNOWLEDGE HIM. The fans boo more, but Solo says shut your mouths and listen to what THE Tribal Chief has to say! The fans continue to boo and they continue to chant, “O T C! O T C!” Solo tells Roman that if he wants Tribal Combat, if he wants to take THE Tribal Chief to war, then let’s do it! Solo will leave his Bloodline behind, “WHAT?” Roman will leave his behind, “WHAT?” They’ll leave the Wise Man behind. “WHAT?” Jimmy and Jey, too. So listen and listen carefully: On January 6th, Solo walks in and walks OUT as THE Tribal Chief!
The fans boo more but Solo says on January 6th, he will STILL be the Head of the Table! He will STILL be YOUR Tribal Chief! And he will STILL have the ula fala! So Roman, after Solo beats your ass in LA, Roman can go back out on his little boat, sail off to the Island of Irrelevancy, and Roman can finally ACKNOWLEDGE SOLO. But wait! Drew McIntyre is here!? The Scottish Terminator has already hit Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso and Sami Zayn, but let’s not forget Solo was chief among those who screwed McIntyre out of the world championship. Solo has Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga stand down as McIntyre goes to the ring.
McIntyre grabs a mic but Solo tells him, “I gotta admit, I was very happy when you kicked my brother, Jimmy, in the face last week. Yes, I was very, very happy. But you better have a damn good reason why you’re interrupting me.” McIntyre says he’ll make it quick because it causes McIntyre physical pain to be this close to Solo and not beating Solo within an inch of his life. You like what McIntyre did to Jimmy? What about Sami and Jey? McIntyre wants to know, when Solo lies in bed at night, is he asking when McIntyre is coming after him? Because Solo is the one that cost McIntyre the title at Clash at the Castle.
Solo is the one who caused McIntyre’s family the pain and misery that caused him more pain and misery! But Solo also stood up to Roman Reigns. The only one to have the balls to stand up to Roman! The rest of them acted tough, acted like they were going to do something, but Roman snapped his fingers, didn’t change one bit. McIntyre’s heart says jump Solo, but McIntyre’s head says he and Solo have the same goal. So here’s what McIntyre is thinking: McIntyre can start working through the hit list, taking out more and more OG Bloodline members, and Solo does one thing for him: Take out Roman for good.
The fans boo but McIntyre says once all that business is finished, then he and Solo can settle theirs. But then JIMMY yanks McIntyre out of the ring! And CRACKS him with the crutch! And again! And then he runs up to CLOBBER McIntyre! McIntyre goes running into the crowd, Jimmy does his best to pursue, but now here comes LA Knight, Apollo Creed & Andrade! The Bloodline has a Six Man Tag on their hands, will Knight even let Solo make it to LA?
Six Man Tag: The Bloodline VS LA Knight, Apollo Creed & Andrade!
The brawl is on, Apollo after Tama, Andrade after Jacob, and Knight after Solo! Solo shoves back, but Knight LARIATS him up and out! Apollo DUMPS Tama and Andrade BOOTS Jacob! Apollo BOOTS Jacob, then Andrade BOOTS him again! Jacob tumbles out but Solo has him stand down! The Bloodline regroups while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and the match is already going as Apollo ducks ‘n’ dodges Tama to then slide under. Tama keeps moving, Apollo hurdles over, drops down, then DROPKICKS! Apollo fires up and the fans are with him, then Apollo gorilla presses Tama! The fans fire up and Apollo marches around. Apollo says this is for Solo, and he DROPS Tama! Tama flounders, Apollo brings him over, and he tags in Knight. Knight fires hands on Tama, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight brings Tama around to whip but Tama reverses. Knight catches Tama for a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, ONE!! Tama is tougher than that but Knight stomps him.
Tag to Andrade and the unlikely partners mug Tama. Andrade CHOPS Tama, then has him in a corner. Andrade tags Apollo, they double whip Tama to DOUBLE ELBOW! Apollo covers, TWO! Tama stays in this but Apollo drags Tama up. Apollo ROCKS Tama, the fans rally, and Apollo ROCKS Tama again. Apollo tags Andrade back in, they mug Tama, but Tama fires body shots! Tama shoves Andrade but Andrade RANAS on the return! Tama tumbles out, Jacob runs in, but Andrade DUMPS him out! Tag to Apollo, and then Andrade climbs! Apollo builds speed, and Apollo FLIES while Andrade ARIHARA MOONSAULTS!
The fans fire up as Knight then gets in to keep Solo back! Knight dares Solo to try something, but Solo stays back. Knight goes back to his corner while Apollo puts Tama in. The fans fire up as Apollo reels Tama in. Tama fires body shots and switches to a waistlock. Apollo elbows free, but Jacob sneaks a tag! Tama shoves Apollo and Jacob BODY CHECKS Apollo! The Werewolf is all geeked up while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Solo whips Apollo to ELBOW him down! Solo throws up the one but the fans boo. Solo drags Apollo up, bumps him off buckles, and the fans rally. Solo UPPERCUTS Apollo down, then stalks him along the ropes. Solo drags Apollo up but Apollo fires hands! Solo keeps Apollo from his corner but Apollo throws more shots! Solo whips Apollo hard into the Bloodline corner! Tag to Jacob and he looms over Apollo. Jacob drags Apollo up to scoop and SLAM! The fans boo but Jacob runs to SENTON, onto knees! Apollo saves himeslf and both men are down! They crawl, hot tag to Andrade!
El Idolo dodges Jacob, BLASTS Tama then ROCKS Solo! Andrade fires hands on Jacob, runs, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to FLYING FOREARM! Jacob tumbles to a corner while Andrade kips up! The fans fire up and chant “SI! SI! SI!” Andrade runs in, CIEN SHADOWES! Cover, TWO!! Jacob survives but Andrade keeps his cool. Andrade goes up a corner, MOONSAULT DOUBLE! Cover, TWO!! Andrade is frustrated now as Jacob survives again! Andrade thinks on what to do, and he brings Jacob up. Andrade fires forearms but Jacob grabs Andrade’s neck! Andrade fights free and fires more shots, but Solo sneaks a tag!
Andrade whips, Jacob reverses, but Andrade KICKS Jacob away! Jacob just roars! Andrade runs up, Jacob FLAPJACKS him into Solo’s HOTSHOT! That combo sends Andrade tumbling out to the floor, and Solo brings him up to POST him! The fans boo as The Bloodline stands tall, and Solo shows off his ula fala. Solo goes back to Andrade and puts him in the ring. Tag to Jacob, and Jacob whips for a POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! Andrade sputters and coughs while Jacob is geeked up again, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Jacob watches Andrade crawl to the apron, and waits for him to go to a corner. Andrade sits up but into the HIP ATTACK! Jacob snarls as he kicks Andrade around. Tag to Solo and he whips Jacob for Jacob to whip him! Another HIP ATTACK on Andrade! Solo scowls at the fans, then talks trash on Andrade. Solo drags Andrade by his foot and brings him over to tag Tama. Tama then slingshot ELBOW DROPS! Andrade sputters more but Tama covers, TWO! Andrade is still in this, but Tama rains down fists on Andrade to keep him down! Tama HAMMERS and CLUBS Andrade, then he talks smack on Apollo and Knight.
Tama kicks Andrade to the Bloodline corner, drags him back up, and then fires a BODY SHOT! Andrade sputters, Tama tags Jacob, and then Jacob whips Tama in for a STINGER SPLASH! Andrade falls over, Jacob clamps claws into the shoulders! Andrade endures, fights up, but Jacob HEADBUTTS him down! Jacob clamps the claws on again and really digs into Andrade’s shoulders! Andrade kicks and flails in pain but Jacob just thrashes him around more! Jacob shouts at Andrade but Andrade fights up to his feet! Andrade fires body shots, but Jacob HEADBUTTS him down again! Jacob stalks Andrade to a corner as SmackDown returns to single picture.
The fans boo but Jacob rains down fists in the corner! Jacob then sucker punches Apollo! Andrade sits up, Jacob runs in, but Andrade moves! Hip attack hits buckles and the fans fire up! Andrade and Jacob crawl, Solo shouts for Jacob to get up! Jacob grabs Andrade’s foot and brings him up! Andrade ENZIGIRIS free! Hot tags to Tama and The Mega Star! The fans are thunderous as Knight dodges then CLOBBERS Tama! Tama flounders to a corner, Knight stomps away on him, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” The ref counts, Knight stops at 4, but then he CLOBBERS Jacob! KNEE for Tama! Solo runs up to TOSS Knight!
Knight dodges Solo in the corner and hits a NECKBREAKER! The fans fire up even more and Knight tags Apollo. Knight hits Tama with the BIG back suplex! Apollo goes up top for the FROG SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Tama survives but Apollo clamps on with a CROSSFACE! Knight WRECKS Jacob with a dropkick, and the Samoan Werewolf tumbles up and over the desk! Knight goes out to say that’s what Jacob gets, BUT SHINSUKE IS HERE!? Nakamura CLOBBERS Knight into the desk! The King of Strong Style gets away with that while the ref was busy checking Tama! Solo CLOBBERS Apollo, but Andrade whips Solo!
Solo reverses and ELBOWS Andrade! Solo drags Tama to their corner and then tags in. Solo aims at Apollo, HIP ATTACK! Solo hauls Apollo up, URENAGE! And then SAMOAN SPIKE!! Cover, Bloodline wins!!
Winners: The Bloodline, by pinfall
It seems Drew McIntyre isn’t the only one who is surprisingly on Solo’s side. The sinister samurai made sure to strike from the shadows to screw over Knight, will Knight make sure Nakamura comes to regret it? As for Solo, he is rolling towards the Raw Netflix debut, will he not need his Bloodline to retain the ula fala?
Backstage interview with Motor City Machine Guns.
Byron Saxton is with Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin ahead of the emotional grudge match. Shelley takes on his former friend, student, and the man who betrayed MCMG to take those WWE Tag Team Championships. That man is Johnny Gargano, so what thoughts are flowing through Shelley’s mind? Shelley says it is one thought: Payback. Sabin says they’ve known Gargano almost 20 YEARS, and only now does Gargano let the mask fall away to show us the truth. Shelley says it cuts a lot deeper when it’s someone you considered a little brother. Shelley tells Johnny that he makes sure Gargano knows he made the BIGGEST mistake of his life.
Sabin asks Shelley if he’s ready to do this. Shelley says this is something he has to do alone. He wants to see if Gargano is man enough to do the same. Sabin says okay, let’s get warmed up. Shelley wants a 1v1 shootout with Johnny Wrestling, but will Gargano do anything but do this himself?
SmackDown shares footage from after Saturday Night’s Main Event.
Byron Saxton was with Chelsea Green & Piper Niven and said before anything else, congratulations. Chelsea pats herself on the back, Piper pats Chelsea a bit, too, and Byron takes her back through the closing moments. Unpretty-Her on Michin, the bell rings, and we hear Lilian Garcia say the words, “AND NEW Women’s United States Champion, Chelsea Green.” What went through her mind? Chelsea takes out her gum and puts it in “Bryan’s” hand, and then tells him that she always knew this would happen. He might be surprised, and that’s so cute, but she wasn’t. She’s been doing this for ten YEARS, and worked her entire life to be an overnight success.
This is Chelsea’s time! Red, white and Green! Say it with her, Bryan! #RedWhiteAndGreen. So then, let’s talk the historical significance. Chelsea will now go down in the history books as the FIRST-EVER Women’s US Champion, so how does she’s now synonymous with the likes of Harley Race, the first-ever Men’s US Champion? She would say, “Duh.” She’s in the books where she belongs. Probably should’ve been three years ago, but she was released. It should’ve been way back in 2015, but she wasn’t hired. So now is the time. NOW IS THE FREAKIN’ TIME!! Yes, it is her time. What does a Chelsea Green reign look like going forward?
Chelsea says it looks like she’s going to Disneyland, so she’s got a plane to catch. Can they wrap this up? Of course. Have fun in Disneyland. Yes, well-deserved. Piper calls for champagne. Will we never hear the end of this now that Chelsea has gold to go with the ego?
Kevin Owens speaks.
“What happened after Saturday Night’s Main Event was not my fault. There’s a lot of people to blame for it. Cody Rhodes, the referees, Nick Aldis, WWE Management, they’re all to blame. I was screwed out of winning that championship. What happened to me is a travesty, a tragedy! I should be standing here Undisputed WWE Champion, but I’m not. But I took this (the Winged Eagle belt) because I deserve it. And I’m not giving it back until I get what i want. Everyone needs to understand, you can only push a man so much until they snap. But the good news is, I haven’t snapped yet.
“It can all get so much worse, trust me. You don’t want me to snap. So Cody, Nick Aldis, WWE officials, what happens next is on all of you.” The Prizefighter has said his piece, will he hold the championship hostage until his demands are met?
DIY talks backstage.
Ciampa gets it, Gargano’s known MCMG a long time. So it surprises Ciampa that Shelley is so dumb! He wants this grudge match but he can’t win the tag titles back in a singles match. So what’s he doing? Gargano says Shelley wants his payback, that’s obvious. But Shelley wants to challenge Gargano’s manhood?! Gargano is all man! He made a kid! Yeah, Papa John, Daddy Ciampa, of course they made kids. But Shelley did specify that he wants to do this on his own, so Ciampa knows what that means, right? Ciampa has to stay backstage, too. Gargano will handle business by himself. He’s not some naive 18-year-old kid with a dream anymore! Dream came true!
Gargano will go remind Shelley that he’s Johnny Freakin’ Wrestling! So Ciampa can just relax right back here. Ciampa says go get him! Ciampa won’t even move a muscle from here, you can trust him. Can he? Or is this all another facade to lower everyone’s guard?
It’s an all new Grayson Waller Effect!
A-Town Down Under is already in the ring, and fans boo as Austin Theory & Grayson Waller show off the abs. Waller then welcomes us to the Grayson Waller- And Austin Theory…! Effect. The hottest show keeps getting hotter cuz Waller gets scoop after scoop, lads. And tonight is a big scoop! A big, BIG scoop! The first transfer from Raw to SmackDown, it’s the Monster of All Monsters, BRAUN STROWMAN! The fans cheer as Braun makes his way to the ring, and he’s coming out as Santa Braun! Or perhaps, Strowman Claus? Either way, Braun throws free merchandise to the fans, what a gift for Christmas!
Braun empties the bag and then goes to the ring. Turns out, nothing for Waller & Theory! Waller sits behind the desk and thanks Braun for coming. And how nice of Braun to help all the poor here in Hartford. The fans boo and Braun asks if Waller’s really starting this like that. Is he really trying to piss Braun off already? No no no! Braun is right, it really is nice. And this is big! The biggest acquisition in SmackDown history! On the biggest talk show in WWE history! Braun says it doesn’t get any bigger than this, baby! The fans cheer and Waller says before we start, he knows how this goes, sometimes.
Waller just wants us to know that he invested a lot of money into the new set. Maybe we continue to spread Christmas cheer and have a civil conversation. No damage. Well, if Waller runs his mouth, then Braun can promise he’ll wear Waller out using all the stuff in here. Waller says he’s a bit surprised Braun agreed to this. If no one has said before, but Braun is a little intimidating. But the more Waller thought about it, the more it made sense. Even Braun sees the sense in associating with ATDU! The fans boo and Braun says he threw up a little bit in his mouth, and that get a good laugh.
Waller says okay, but SmackDown’s a bit scary right now. Bloodline is going wild, people are getting attacked backstage, and you don’t wanna be alone in the car park. Sorry, parking lot. Braun asks if Waller knows who he’s talking to. No, he didn’t mean anything by it. Waller just figures, it’d be a good idea if Braun looked after Braun for once. And that means setting up the ultimate alliance. Braun Strowman & A-Town Down Under as the same team! They’d be untouchable! The cunning and intelligence of Waller & Theory, Braun’s strength. Get it? Brains & Braun. Braun says he already told Waller to watch his mouth! Does Waller want his set shoved up his-
Wait! Carmelo Hayes makes his way out here! Braun sighs and Melo says no, no, no, cut this out. Melo has a bone to pick with Braun. Aldis thought he was going to humble Melo by setting him up against Braun. Everybody here knows that that wasn’t fair. But newsflash, Nick Aldis, you can’t humble greatness! Melo might lose, but he’ll never quit. So Braun, “you big ugly dumb Santa Claus b*tch,” let’s run this thing back right here, right now! Cuz now, Melo’s ready! Braun says if Melo didn’t learn his lesson last week, Braun will remind him what the Braun Strowman Effect is! Waller & Theory run away as Braun grabs the fake palm trees!
Braun CHUCKS trees at Melo but Melo just laughs. Will Melo not miss the game winner in this rematch? Or will Braun be the one to humble H1M?
Braun Strowman VS Carmelo Hayes!
SmackDown returns and the bell rings. Braun chuckles at Melo wanting to tie up. They do tie up but then Melo slips around to KICK the leg! Braun just brushes that off as he and Melo circle. Melo uses the ropes and even the ref as a shield so Braun backs off. Melo comes back, taunts Braun, then drops back to ropes. The ref wants Braun to let off, and Braun does, but then Melo sucker punches him! Melo talks smack, then whips, but Braun blocks! B raun shakes his head, whips Melo, but Melo ducks ‘n’ dodges ‘n’ slides out. Melo says safe! Melo says he’s smart, but then gets spooked as Braun storms up to ropes!
The ref has Braun stay back, and Melo gets cocky again. Braun signals to the fans that he’s taking a lap and the fans fire up. Braun goes outside, builds speed, but Melo runs! Melo slides into the ring, Braun gets on the apron, but Melo KICKS him! The fans boo but Melo hits the FADE AWAY! Braun flounders, Melo CLUBS and KNEES and repeat! Braun SHOVES Melo out of the ring! Braun shakes it off then storms back up on Melo. Braun YANKS Melo up by his hair! And then he TOSSES Melo across the way! The fans fire up and Braun drags Melo up again. Braun whips, Melo dropkicks the legs out! Braun falls, Melo runs, FADE AWAY, but into Braun’s hands!
Braun pops Melo up, but Melo SPIKE-RANAS! Braun sputters and Melo soaks up heat. Braun rises up like the monster he is! Melo turns around, Braun runs up, but Melo DUMPS Braun out! Melo BOOTS Braun away, then gets cocky again. Melo goes out the side and he runs up a la Braun. But Braun BOOTS Melo right down! The fans fire up and Braun looms over Melo. Braun drags Melo up, whips him at steps, but Melo goes up! Melo leaps, but into Braun’s arms! We’re at 7 of 10 as Melo slips free! Melo SLAPS Braun! Braun grabs Melo by the neck and TOSSES him into the ring! We’re at 10!! MELO WINS!
Winner: Carmelo Hayes, by count out
Talk about rope-a-dope! Melo steals this win by getting the better of Braun’s anger! Braun scowls at smart-aleck Melo, and he storms in! Melo runs out to the crowd and into the night, but Braun pursues! Will Melo #GetTheseHands one way or another?
Nia Jax and Candice LeRae talk backstage.
They’re both excited for the tag title match tonight, because Nia can become a double champion. Tiffany Stratton walks in and Nia says there she is! Tiff wishes them luck tonight, and cannot wait to be there ringside when the ref raises their hands. Nia gets a guilty look on her face and Candice tells Tiff that they were talking… It’s best if Tiff stays in the back. But hey, she can take some notes if she wants. And if she wants to help, she can prepare champagne, balloons and maybe even streamers. They’re gonna need all that after the big win. So Tiff should get on that while Candice & Nia strategize.
Tiff looks to Nia but Nia just says, “Thanks, Tiff.” Tiff leaves, Nia shrugs off the guilt and says she and Candice are ready. Candice is sure Tiff will have the most beautiful party ready for them. Will the Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie succeed in taking the tag titles for their own? Or will it be Bianca & Naomi having that champagne to celebrate?
Melo returns backstage.
And he’s on high alert knowing Braun is still hunting him down. Melo bumps into Legado Del Fantasma, and then Braun storms up! Braun asks where Melo went. Santos Escobar says screw that, he’s no snitch. Braun says not telling is gonna get Santos worse. Angel steps in and says Melo went that way. Braun thanks Angel and storms off after Melo. But then Pretty Deadly asks Braun to please read through their script. Braun slaps the script down and says he doesn’t care about their stupid musical! But then Melo SMACKS Braun with a chair! And SMACKS him again! Melo talks trash before heading out, but Braun gets back up.
Braun is angrier than ever, and he still hunts Melo down! Is there going to be nothing left of H1M after Braun #GetsTheseHands on him?
Johnny Gargano VS Alex Shelley!
Longtime friendships thrown away in order to get ahead is practically cliche in pro-wrestling, but to think Johnny Wrestling would be the kind to do that. Will Shelley make Gargano regret ever treating 20 YEARS like it was nothing?
The bell rings and Gargano runs up! Shelley dodges to fire hands, then he bumps Gargano off buckles. Shelley stomps a mudhole in, then stands Gargano up to dig his forearm in! The ref counts, Shelley lets off, then he climbs up to rain down fists! Gargano YANKS Shelley down! Shelley flounders, Gargano CHOPS Shelley to a corner, then he mocks the MCMG hand pointing. Gargano CHOPS Shelley, ROCKS him, then wrenches him to whip corner to corner. Gargano runs up but Shelley ELBOWS him away! Shelley goes up to FLYING KNEE! And then he CLOBBERS Gargano! The fans fire up as Shelley drags Gargano up.
Shelley wrenches, hammerlocks, but Gargano elbows free! Gargano brings Shelley around to schoolboy ROUNDHOUSE! Shelley sputters, Gargano brings him up, and Gargano says he’s no longer the student. Gargano ROCKS Shelley, stomps away, but stops as the ref counts. Gargano soaks up heat, then shakes out his left hand before he runs up. Shelley puts Gargano on the apron to HOTSHOT! Gargano falls, Shelley aims, and Shelley slingshots to stomp Gargano’s bad hand! Gargano staggers away, but runs back up on Shelley, only for Shelley to jump the sweep! SUPERKICK! Then FLYING KNEE!
The fans fire up while Gargano goes down, and Shelley says that’s what Gargano gets while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Gargano has Shelley in a clinch. Gargano fires body shots, then he hits a JAWBREAKER! Gargano goes to a corner, Shelley runs up, but Gargano BOOTS back! Gargano runs up and slips around Shelley to SLINGBLADE BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Gargano is frustrated but he stalks Shelley to the apron. Gargano brings Shelley up, talks more smack, and he fireman’s carries. Shelley slips out but Gargano ROCKS him! SLINGSHOT- SUPERKICK! Shelley takes Gargano out of the air and both men are down! The fans rally up, and Shelley stands to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again!
Shelley CHOPS, whips, then kitchen sink knees! And then PENALTY KICKS! Ghost pin, TWO! Gargano escapes, but Shelley wants the arm! Shelley uses the Garga- NO, Gargano turns chicken wing into roll up, TWO!! Shelley escapes, clinches, and spins Gargano, ASAI DDT! Cover, TWO! Shelley wants the arm again! The fans rally as Shelley drags Gargano up, wrenches and wristlocks, but Gargano ROCKS Shelley with forearms! Shelley CHOPS back, CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! Shelley wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! But Gargano ENZIGIRIS! Shelley runs up, Gargano dodges and SUPERKICKS!
Gargano scoops Shelley, takes aim at a corner, LAWN DART! Cover, TWO!! Shelley survives and the fans rally up! Gargano grows frustrated but he brings Shelley around. Gargano wants the arm now! GargaNO Escape, but Shelley says NO to that! They both fight up, end up in a corner, and the ref counts. Gargano lets off, to then ROCK Shelley with a cheap shot! Gargano runs up, but into a BUCKLE SHOT! Shelley shakes out the stars and he goes to the corner. The fans fire up as Shelley climbs, but Ciampa shows up! Gargano GAMANGIRIS Shelley down! But wait, here comes Sabin! Ciampa violated the deal first so Sabin’s not letting him do worse!
Gargano climbs up while Sabin chases Ciampa off, but Shelley SHOVES Gargano! CROSSBODY! Gargano rolls through, and pulls tights! Gargano wins!!
Winner: Johnny Gargano, by pinfall
Distraction tactic and pulling the tights? Gargano has no shame! But he and Ciampa have the WWE Tag Team Championships, so is that all that matters?
Backstage interview with Bianca Belair & Naomi.
Byron Saxton is at gorilla with The EST & The Glow, and before they head to the ring, he wants to recap the crazy couple of weeks. The mysterious attack on Jade Cargill, the big win at Survivor Series in WarGames, and now they can solidify themselves as WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions. Bianca says these past few weeks have been rough to say the least. And while you can trust Bianca will find out what happened to Jade, you best believe they won’t be stripped of the tag titles. That’s just what the culprit wants and Bianca isn’t going down without a fight. Thankfully, Bianca has a friend who always has her back.
Naomi says yeah, she’s got her back forever! And she can never turn down a good “snatch ‘n’ drag.” But she also knows how important these titles are to Bianca & Jade, and they’re just as important to her. Naomi will go out there and do everything she has to in order to keep the titles. Bianca holds out Jade’s belt to Naomi, but Naomi says no. Not until she’s earned it. Bianca says okay, and the music hits. Naomi is fired up, will this be the StrongEST Glow yet?
WWE Women’s Tag Team Championships: Bianca Belair & Naomi VS Nia Jax & Candice LeRae!
SmackDown returns as the Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie make their entrance together. The introductions are made, the tag titles are raised, and we see who is truly the strongest duo!
The teams sort out and Bianca starts against Candice. They tie up as the fans rally, and Bianca powers Candice right to a corner. But Candice pulls the braid! The ref reprimands, Candice shoves Bianca, then pie faces her! But Bianca SHOVES Candice to the corner! Bianca runs up but into an elbow! Candice goes up but Bianca ROCKS her! Bianca gorilla presses Candice but Candice scrambles free! Candice hurries away and she tags in Nia. Bianca says bring it and the fans rally for the “E S T! E S T!” Nia and Bianca tie up, Bianca headlocks, but Nia powers up and out. Tiff is watching backstage as Nia scoops Bianca, only for Bianca to slip free.
Bianca runs, ducks ‘n’ dodges and DROPKICKS! Nia rebounds but Bianca avoids the elbow drop! Bianca tags Naomi then sets Nia up! Naomi and Bianca both run the ropes, Bianca handsprings, SPLIT LEG DROP AND MOONSAULT COMBO! Naomi covers, TWO! Naomi hurries back after Nia but Nia shoves her away. Naomi slides under the lariat then mule kicks! Naomi runs but into a POP-UP HEADBUTT! Nia drags Naomi to a cover, TWO! Naomi stays in this for Bianca’s sake but Nia storms back up as SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Nia DRIBBLES Naomi off the mat, then stares Bianca down. Nia stalks Naomi to a corner, puts her on ropes, and CHOKES her! The ref counts, Nia lets off, and then Nia drags Naomi over to the corner. Nia traps Naomi while she tags Candice. Nia fires some elbows before backing off, and Candice RAMS Naomi! Candice ROCKS Naomi, sits her down, then stomps a mudhole in. Candice taunts Bianca, drags Naomi to a cover, TWO! Candice CLUBS Naomi down, then clamps on with a top wristlock. Naomi endures while Candice leans on the hold. Naomi fights up, arm-drags free, then hurries for her corner!
Candice scrambles after Naomi and THROWS her by her hair! Candice stomps Naomi to the corner, tags Nia, and Nia runs up to HIP ATTACK! Nia taunts Bianca, drags Naomi up, and clamps on with a cobra clutch! Nia leans on Naomi to grind her down. Naomi endures, fights up, and JAWBREAKERS free! Nia staggers around, but she scoops Naomi! Naomi slips free to the apron and HOTSHOTS Nia! Naomi BOOTS Candice. RAMS Nia, then reels Nia in for a HEATSEEKER! Naomi is down, but she BOOTS Nia away before heading for her corner. Candice hurries and tags in, but Naomi hot tags Bianca!
Bianca rallies on Candice with shoulder tackles and DROPKICK! Bianca kips up, wrenches, and suplexes Candice! SmackDown returns to single picture as Candice slips free! Candice dodges Bianca, Nia sneaks a tag, and Bianca scoops Candice for a GUT BUSTER! Bianca runs at the corner to RAM Candice, then she climbs up! The ref tries to explain but Nia runs up! Bianca backflips up and over! Nia almost squashes Candice, but she turns around. Bianca dodges Nia, but Candice hits a CODE BREAKER! SAMOAN DROP from Nia! Cover, TWO! Bianca survives and the fans fire up! Nia snarls as she drags Bianca into a motorcycle stretch!
Bianca endures and the fans rally up. Bianca fights up but Nia POSTS her first! Nia then mocks the fans with clapping, then she scuffs Bianca. Nia dares Bianca to tag, then she THROWS Bianca by the braid! Bianca goes to ropes, and Nia pulls the braid around them! The ref reprimands, Nia lets off, but Candice gets her shots in! The fans boo but Bianca gets away. Nia soaks up the heat and then brings Bianca around. Nia has the cobra clutch back on and she thrashes Bianca around. The fans rally as Bianca endures, and Bianca fights back up. Nia kicks Bianca but Bianca rebounds to reel Nia in!
Bianca tries to suplex but Nia’s too big! Nia shoves Bianca to the corner, but Bianca BOOTS back! Bianca ELBOWS Candice, runs up on Nia, but Nia picks her up! Nia RAMS Bianca into the corner! Tag to Candice and she climbs. Nia holds Bianca up, Candice MISSILE DROPKICKS Bianca into the SPINEBUSTER! Candice then BLASTS Bianca off the apron, then uses Nia as the step for the STEP-UP SENTON! Cover, TWO!! Bianca survives, she’s the toughEST for a reason! Candice is frustrated and she CLUBS away on Bianca! The fans rally for “E S T! E S T!” Bianca throws a body shot but Candice CLUBS her down again.
Candice tags Nia and Nia pulls the braid to keep Bianca back. Nia whips Bianca to Candice but Bianca slips around. Candice standing switches, Nia runs up, but Bianca ducks and Nia clips Candice! Bianca scrambles while Nia checks Candice, hot tag to Naomi! Naomi LARIATS Nia but Nia stays up! So Naomi UPPERCUTS Nia! Nia still stays up! Naomi dodges, goes up the ropes, FLYING CHUCK! Nia wobbles and the fans fire up with Naomi! Naomi reels Nia in but Nia whips her away! Naomi BOOTS from the corner, then goes up! FLYING FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nia stays in this but Naomi pounds the mat.
The fans rally up, Naoim brings Nia up, but Nia HEADBUTTS her! Nia runs up at the corner, but Naomi dodges to POST her! Nia is down, Naomi goes up! SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT FLOPS as Nia moves! Nia CLUBS Naomi, puts her in the drop zone, then goes up! But Naomi SMACKS Nia off the post! Tag to Bianca, and Naomi gets under Nia?! POWERBOMB!! Naomi drags Nia into the drop zone! Bianca aims for the 450!! Cover, CANDICE BREAKS IT! The fans fire up, Nia is busted open from hitting that post, but here comes TIFFANY! Is she doing what it looks like? Tiff cheers on Candice & Nia, no cash-in yet.
Candice tags in, goes after Bianca, but Bianca RAMS Candice into the corner! Bianca runs but into a BOOT! Candice goes up, TORNADO DDT! Cover, Naomi GAMANGIRIS Candice! Fans cheer “CASH IT IN!” at Tiff but Bianca tags in Naomi. Nia sneaks a tag, and as the Naomi goes after Candice, the ref has to explain. In that distraction, Nia asks for the briefcase! Tiff is conflicted, but she hands it over. But then the ref sees Nia with it! Bianca HANDSPRING KICKS Nia off the apron! Nia falls right at Tiff’s feet! Bianca tags Naomi, then PLANCHAS onto Nia! Naomi has Candice but Candice cradles! TWO!! Naomi KNEES Candice down!
Naomi hurries up, up and SPLIT LEG MOONSAULT! Cover, NAOMI & BIANCA WIN!
Winners: Bianca Belair & Naomi, by pinfall (still WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions)
Tiff’s hesitation costs Nia, and that means Naomi has earned that title belt! Bianca personally hands it to her and the two celebrate together. Will they hold onto the titles all the way ’til Jade is back in action? Or will a team come along that outshines even the StrongEST Glow?
My Thoughts:
A great episode of SmackDown here, though I think it was also prerecorded. They were in Hartford last week, weren’t they? And I thought that was prerecorded given how Jimmy Uso’s promo was received… But speaking of, good stuff from Bloodline to open. McIntyre calling a true with Solo was a bit of a surprise, but I suppose we should’ve seen that coming with how McIntyre is a Heel and often a hypocrite. Jimmy going after McIntyre was also good stuff, he can clearly still be a factor even with a bad toe. Very good Six Man Tag, too, but I should’ve known Nakamura would interfere and cost Knight’s team. Good win for Solo, and we’ve still got a couple weeks before Raw on Netflix, so the go-home math will still sort out with the first SmackDown of 2025.
Very good promos from MCMG and DIY, and of course Ciampa still went out to ringside despite the “promise” he made. And of course Gargano cheated, but that adds heat to the coming tag title rematch. They might even put that on the first SmackDown of 2025 to hype it up. Especially as I think it’s going to be the first THREE HOUR SmackDown. NBC is willing to do that knowing Raw is going to Netflix, meaning SmackDown will get more time to do more great things, which works with all the belts we’ve got now.
Good stuff with Braun and the Grayson Waller Effect, but of course we set up more between Braun and Melo. Clever move for Melo to win by count out, and of course Melo gets cocky for it. Braun was almost classic Braun with how he shrugged the chair shots off backstage. We’ll of course get one more Braun VS Melo, and maybe someone from Legado or Pretty Deadly screws Braun over given how he treated them. Very good promo from Chelsea after her big win on Saturday, and I’m sure she’ll be celebrating this win in both kayfabe and real-life through the holidays, ready to start her first title feud on January 3rd.
Very good promo from Kevin Owens, but I feel like he had to contradict himself here from what he said during the Raw on Netflix “kickoff show” on Wednesday. Kevin said then that he’s going to act as the defending champion with the holiday house show tour, but he said here he isn’t the champion since he got screwed. Either way, he’ll really play up how he is somehow the victim in all this, making the return of Cody Rhodes all the better. We’ll surely get one last match of Cody VS Kevin, maybe with a big stipulation on it, and then we’ll have a moment of (more than likely) Cody holding up both Winged Eagle and corporate logo championships.
And of course, very good stuff in the two main Smackdown women’s stories. That promo from Nia, Candice and Tiff was really good because you kinda feel for Tiff being treated as the odd one out. And then very good promo right before the match with Bianca & Naomi. I like Naomi wanting to earn the belt, and we got a great tag match. Nia surely got busted open “hard way,” aka legitimately, that post surely has edges you gotta watch out for. But Tiff showing up was of course for the briefcase distraction, not cashing in. Tiff hasn’t been pushed that far yet, that might come with the Netflix debut. But Naomi & Bianca of course retained the titles, that’ll cue up Jade making a return to identify her attacker, and it might be Naomi after all…
My Score: 8.8/10
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