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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (8/4/23)
One last stop before SummerSlam!

Who will be in pole position going into Motor City?
On the last SmackDown before SummerSlam, before their Triple Threat title match, Asuka, Charlotte Flair and Bianca Belair will all meet face to face to face! Will things stay civil before they battle to be WWE Women’s Champion?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- LA Knight VS Sheamus w/ The Brawling Brutes; Knight wins.
- The Brawling Brutes VS The Good Brothers w/ Mia Yim; No Contest.
- Austin Theory VS Cameron Grimes; Theory wins.
- Iyo Sky VS Zelina Vega; Zelina wins.
- Jey Uso VS Solo Sikoa w/ Paul Heyman; Jey wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
LA Knight VS Sheamus w/ The Brawling Brutes!
The Mega Star and the Celtic Warrior fell short in the United States Championship Invitational, and that’s not insult, it’s just a fact of life! But then, before jumping into the Slim Jim Battle Royal at SummerSlam, whose game is it?
Knight of course gets the mic and he hears the fans all going wild for him! And of course, he says, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” SummerSlam weekend, biggest party of the Summer, right? “YEAH!” Knight then sees a 25 man battle royal, and Knight just thinks about all the different competitor that could be in it. The graphic goes up, it only shows nine (Knight, Sheamus, The Miz, AJ Styles, Santos Escobar, Matt Riddle, Shinsuke Nakamura, Grayson Waller and Karrion Kross), but Knight says it is a land of misfit toys, a group of stooges, and Knight takes pride in calling a stooge a stooge, ya stooge! YEAH!
But while any one of these men could win this, but then you see The Miz. What’s the matter? Isn’t that Mr. Must-See TV? NAH NAH! Someone told you the wrong damn story. Then there’s “that pasty goof,” Sheamus. Knight thinks about the business here tonight. Because while that “cross-eyed half wit” thinks he’s gonna walk down here… Don’t get Knight wrong, Sheamus has been a champion many times over. World champion, US champion. But they add one more achievement because he hasn’t been beat by the one and the only, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!!” With that, Sheamus makes his entrance, because it is FIGHT NIGHT!
The bell rings and the two circle. The fans are thunderous behind Knight but Sheamus just grins. Sheamus knees Knight low, soaks up the heat, and then he hits a headlock takeover. Knight headscissors, but Sheamus kips fere and headlocks. Knight powers out but Sheamus runs him over! Fans boo but Sheamus soaks it up more. The two reset, tie up, and Sheamus headlocks. Knight powers up and out, but Sheamus still runs him over! Things keep moving, Knight CLOBBERS Sheamus! Knight stalks Sheamus to a corner, stomps and fires off haymakers! Fans fire up, the ref counts, and Knight lets off at 4.
Sheamus CHOPS Knight, whips him to ropes, but Knight ducks ‘n’ dodges to CROSSBODY Sheamus and himself out to the floor! Fans fire up and the Brutes coach Sheamus up. But wait, here comes Santos Escobar? The Emperor of Lucha is going to be part of the battle royal, but then here come The Miz, and Grayson Waller! They want to watch this, too, as Knight puts Sheamus in. And then Kross and Scarlett show up! Sheamus ROCKS Knight, has him in the ropes, but Knight resists! Knight throws elbows, and now AJ Styles and Mia Yim are here! Knight RAMS into Sheamus, shovels him out to the apron, but runs into a fireman’s carry! APRON WHITE NOISE!!
Fans are torn, and even Waller is wincing from that impact. The Fella is in control as SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Sheamus has Knight down with the Dublin Grin! Knight endures the fishhooks, fights up, and fans rally. Knight throws elbows, REOKS Sheamus, then runs, into a scoop! Knight fights it to REVERSE DDT! Fans fire up and the others, acting almost like Lumberjacks here, are rallying with the fans. Sheamus stands, he drags Knight up, but Knight throws haymakers! Sheamus throws them back, and fans fire up, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” as Knight backs Sheamus down! Knight whips, Sheamus KICKS him, and then Sheamus runs, into a scoop! Knight POWERSLAMS Sheamus down!
Fans fire up as Knight grits his teeth. They spell it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! Knight then torture racks, for a BURNING HAMMER! Cover, TWO!! Sheamus survives but Knight keeps his cool. Knight rises and the fans are behind him. Knight waits on Sheamus, then kicks low, but no BFT! Roll-up, TWO! Knight runs in, but into an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Knight goes to a corner, Sheamus stands and shakes out the cobwebs. Sheamus picks Knight up with a fireman’s carry, and now goes up the corner! Even Waller likes where this is going! SUPER WHITE NOISE!! Cover, TWO!! Knight still lives!
Fans fire up and Miz is getting into this. The Brutes coach Sheamus, Kross smirks, and Sheamus Alabama Lifts, but Knight sunset flips! Sheamus rolls through, gets the legs, CLOVERLEAF! Kross endures, he reaches out, claws his way over, and has the ROPEBREAK! The Brutes are frustrated on Sheamus’ behalf as he keeps on Knight. But Knight kicks at Sheamus, and kicks, and boots him away! Sheamus goes to a corner, Knight runs in, but into a BOOT! Sheamus then skins the cat to the top rope! Sheamus catches his breath, but Knight LEAPS right up! Knight has to steady himself, he and Sheamus end up falling to the floor!
Fans fire up, the Brutes and everyone else check on these guys. Dunne wants Miz and Waller to stay back, Kross dares Dunne to do something. Styles coaches Knight, then supports the Brutes. And then AUSTIN THEORY ATTACKS ESCOBAR! Everyone else rushes that way as Theory runs off. The Now is the one everyone really wants after, but tensions build and we have a brawl! Kross is after Ridge, Miz is with Styles, Dunne LEAPS onto Kross for a SLEEPER! Fans fire up as Styles adds a PHENOMENAL FOREARM on Kross! Miz BOOTS Ridge in the chaos! Sheamus is furious and he drags Miz up tot he apron!
Fans fire up as Sheamus gives Miz THE BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN!! Sheamus goes all the way to TEN, Knight rolls him up!! TWO!!! Sheamus runs in, BROGUE to Miz as Knight moves! B F T!! Cover, Knight wins!
Winner: LA Knight, by pinfall
Yes, it was chaotic, but now things spill over into the ring! Kross storms up but Knight TOSSES him out, a la a battle royal elimination! Waller runs in, Knight bails out, and The Mega Star gets away from the trouble makers. Will Knight prove you can’t spell SummerSlam without L A?
The Brawling Brutes argue with The OC backstage.
Dunne & Ridge are yelling at Styles, Mia Yim & The Good Brothers, but then Adam Pearce barges in and shouts them all down! LISTEN! If they wanna have a go, then do it in the ring! Now! Ridge & Dunne head out, as do Karl Anderson & Luke Gallows. Sheamus and Styles stay behind to stare down, surely they’ll save their animosity for tomorrow’s battle royal.
The Brawling Brutes VS The Good Brothers w/ Mia Yim!
Fight Night continues as Ridge Da Fridge and “Butch” Pete Dunne look to take it to the Machine Gun and Big LG! Will these four get the aggression out before (potentially) snapping into the Slim Jim Battle Royal?
SmackDown returns and The OC make their entrance. The teams sort out, Ridge starts with Luke Gallows. Ridge RAMS into Gallows, then throws UPPERCUTS and HEADBUTTS on repeat! Ridge then reels Gallows in but Gallows wrenches out to UPPERCUT! Ridge comes back with a LARIAT but Gallows stays on his feet! Gallows RAMS Ridge, Ridge RAMS Gallows! Ridge fireman’s carries but Gallows CLUBS free! Gallows UPPERCUTS, scoops, and FALL AWAY SLAMS! Ridge goes to the OC corner, Gallows runs in to SPLASH! Tag to Karl Anderson and the OC set up, BOOT RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally, Karl brings Ridge up but Ridge powers out to HEADBUTT! Ridge underhooks and he SWINGS Karl around, before the BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Tag to Dunne, and fans fire up as Ridge puts Karl in a Camel Clutch, fur a basement dropkick! Fans fire up with Dunne and he hammerlocks an arm. Dunne grabs the other, and he bends Karl’s fingers! Karl endures but the torture continues! Dunne practically makes Karl Too Sweet with that hand, before he isolates it, and STOMPS the arm! Dunne drags Karl up, kneels on the arm and then twists an ear! The ref reprimands but Dunne then grabs the nose!
Dunne stomps the trapped arm, then gives Karl some DRAGON STOMPS! Dunne drops into the ARMBAR, but Karl shifts up! Karl drags Dunne back with him as he tags in Luke! They deadlift Dunne together, right into a BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Ridge breaks the cover! Karl runs in to UPPERCUT Ridge out! Dunne goes to the apron while the OC throw up the Too Sweet, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again and Karl has Ridge down with a chinlock. Ridge endures, fans rally up, and Ridge fights up. Ridge throws body shots, then he carries Karl, but Karl claws Ridge’s face! Karl slips down to kick the leg out! Karl soaks up the cheers and jeers, then he stomps Ridge. Karl gives Ridge some toying kicks, but Ridge glares at him. Ridge stands up, fires up, and he LARIATS Karl down! Ridge crawls for the corner, hot tag to Dunne! Fans fire up as Dunne dodges Karl, GAMANGIRIS Gallows, then he dodges to GAMANGIRI Karl over and over and over! Dunne goes up, FLYING KNEE to the arm!
Dunne brings Karl up to CLUB him in the chest! Dunne then runs, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, but Gallows CLOBBERS Dunne! Ridge ROCKS Gallows, Gallows UPPERCUTS Ridge! Gallows reels Ridge in, but Ridge Alabama Lifts out of it, to DUMP Gallows down! Karl JUMP KICKS Ridge, Dunne ENZIGURIS Karl! Fans fire up as Dunne stands, but here comes THE STREET PROFITS?! They attack everyone and this match is over!
No Contest
Gallows gets up to fight back but he gets mugged by the nicely dressed Ford & Dawkins! They get the edge and then POST Ridge! Ford SPLASHES Karl in the corner, then feeds him to Dawkins’ SKY HIGH! Fans are going nuts as Ridge stands into an ENZIGURI and the SILENCER! Dunne jumps back in after Dawkins but he gets thrown off! POUNCE SUPLEX COMBO! The fans go wild as the Profits ARE up! They compose themselves, and then out walks Bobby Lashley! The All Mighty celebrates with his Profits, is this trio going to start taking over the WWE?
Charlotte Flair speaks.
She is welcomed to a luxury yacht and given champagne service. “This is the life, isn’t it? But what can I say? I like nice things. Champagne, this yacht, being the 14-time Women’s Champion. It’s in my blood. Like winning. Tomorrow is the biggest women’s’ match in SummerSlam history. Bianca Belair, the EST. Asuka, the Empress. And the one and only Queen. I am the past, the present and the future. I have been since 2015. There is a reason why I have a 5-0 record at SummerSlam. Because I am reliable, dependable, and the Iron Woman of this division. I’m not looking to beat Asuka tomorrow, I’m not looking to beat Bianca, but they have to beat me.
“Asuka, I have your number. Bianca, I am that mountain you have to climb, sweetheart. You might’ve been on top for two years, but I have been on top for my entire career. So let’s make a toast to the NEW WWE Women’s Champion, the 15-time champion, Charlotte Flair. Woo~!” Charlotte is living in luxury, but will she take the throne again at SummerSlam?
Paul Heyman is in the ring.
Fans boo the Wise Man and he isn’t happy about that. “Ladies, if there are any in Ohio… and gentlemen, my name… is Paul Heyman.” Fans boo some more and Heyman frowns. “How did it come to this? This is not what Your Tribal Chief, Roman… Reigns… wanted. This is the last thing Roman… Reigns… wanted. If you wanna place blame for what happened to Jimmy Uso, who you will most likely not see again, you, you, you, you, you, you, you can ALL BLAME JEY… USO!” Fans boo because that’s bunk. But Heyman says now, the former Right Hand Man, the former after tomorrow Main Event Jey Uso wants to push Your Tribal Chief to this?
“What happens to Jey Uso tomorrow night won’t be Jey Uso’s fault, won’t be your fault, won’t be my fault, it will be the accountability of Your Tribal Chief, Roman…! Reigns! There will be no remorse, there will be no regret, there will be no plea for absolution or benediction or forgiveness! Because when Roman Reigns enters this ring tomorrow night at SummerSlam, ladies and gentlemen, he will be cognizant of the fact… that Roman Reigns is entering a match called, ‘Tribal…! Combat!'” Heyman cues the video!
Heyman narrating the video says, “The Ula Fala. On the Isle of Samoa, kings don’t wear crowns. Chiefs wear the sacred beads of the Ula Fala. And the only way to seize such power is through Tribal Combat. Generation after generation, boys have become men, men have become warriors, warriors have become legends, and legends have become Tribal Chiefs.” Rikishi says those are what the High Chiefs wear. To wear something like that within The Bloodline comes with respect. Afa says that as he was growing up, he knew the importance of the red lei. Sika says that “Thank you for your love, God bless all of Samoa and the whole world.”
Heyman continues, “When the position of Chief is challenged, when the uprising reaches its highest level, there’s only one way to settle that matter. In a match where there are no rules except one, and that one rule states there will be a declarative winner. There will be no doubt left in anyone’s mind that one man can carry the honor of being the Undisputed Tribal Chief.”
Heyman in the present says that Roman is the reigning, defending, undisputed WWE Universal Heavyweight Champion! Roman Reigns is YOUR Tribal Chief! He has been both for damn near three YEARS here in the WWE, and Jey Uso, that will never be you! Heyman could stand here and tell us that’s not a prediction but a spoiler, but the only spoiler for tomorrow is that- JEY USO IS HERE! Fans fire up as #TheREALChief heads to the ring! Jey gets in and then gets himself a mic, and fans chant “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!” Jey takes a moment to revel in that, and then he paces as he looks at Heyman.
Fans fire up and chant for “JEY! JEY! JEY!” Jey says “Yeah, yeah, yeah. You right, OG. Tomorrow night, the Tribal Combat is happening. So yeah, yeah, I’ma light ’em up with one of these sticks. I’ma a light ’em up with one of these chairs. And guess what? He the Head of the Table? He definitely going through one! Hey, this is what he forgot to mention, though! This passion you see right in front of you, UCe? I’m bringing all that tomorrow! The spirit of my ancestors? I’m bringing all that tomorrow! My family, I’m bringing all that tomorrow! My culture, I’m bringing all that tomorrow! And tomorrow, I’m beating Roman Reigns to become the NEW Tribal Chief, and the NEW Undisputed WWE Universal Champion, Uce!”
Fans are all fired up, but here comes Solo Sikoa! The Enforcer of the Island knows he’s facing Jey, so he isn’t waiting! Jey tells Solo to chill. Heyman does his best to hold Solo back but Jey asks Solo why he gotta be like this. Fans chant “UCE! SO!” again and Heyman says that Jey’s done screwed up. Jey tells little brother Solo, it don’t matter what happens here, they’re always brothers, so Jey can forgive him. These mind games are gonna be done. They did the same thing to Jey! All you do is take orders. There are probably orders right now. But Heyman said the same things to Solo he used to say to Jey, okay?
Heyman says no, not okay. Do you really think Solo- Solo looks at Heyman and Heyman stops. Heyman wants Jey to excuse them. Heyman has Solo go over to the far side, but Solo only goes so far. Heyman wants Solo to listen, but Solo shouts to get out! And then Jey SUPERKICKS Solo! Jey shot first, and the fans fire up again! Jey smirks at Heyman and says he’s okay, he’ll see Heyman tomorrow. But tell Solo they’re still on for tonight. The Real Chief takes his leave, will Main Event Jey win to have major momentum going into SummerSlam?
Backstage interview with Austin Theory.
Kayla Braxton is with the United States Champion at gorilla and he is all smiles. Kayla says Theory is competing up next, but will put the title on the line next week against Santos Escobar. Theory stops her there and asks how Escobar won that right. This is the same guy Theory punched in the face earlier tonight, and the same guy who injured his mentor, his so-called beloved mentor! But Theory hopes Rey is watching, because when Theory beats Escobar to retain the title, Theory will dedicate that win to Rey. But tonight, Theory has Cameron Grimes. And just like Escobar next week, Grimes gets his dream crushed when he experiences Austin Theory Live.
Theory makes his entrance, will he back up all his talk with actions? Or will there be a Cave-In in Dayton?
Austin Theory VS Cameron Grimes!
SmackDown returns and the Carolina Cash Money Caveman makes his entrance. The bell rings and the two tie up. Theory waistlocks and he SLAMS Grimes down, then eggs him on. Theory taunts the fans, and he sees Escobar storming up. Security stops Escobar as Theory taunts him, but then Theory turns around, CAVE-IN!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Theory got lucky that Grimes miscalculated that shot! Grimes refocuses, and he DIVES onto Theory at the ramp! Fans fire up and Grimes hurries to RAM Theory into barriers! And then more barriers! Fans fire up behind Grimes as he puts Theory in the ring!
Grimes climbs up the corner, leaps, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Grimes fires forearms, Theory staggers around, and Grimes CHOPS! Theory swings, Grimes dodges, STEP FOREARM! Scoop and SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Grimes grows frustrated. Theory flounders around, Grimes KICKS him! Theory staggers up, into another KICK! Theory ducks the roundhouse, Grimes dodges the haymaker, to COLLISION COURSE! Cover, TWO!! Theory survives again but Grimes aims from a corner. Fans fire up, Theory staggers, and Grimes shouts “TO! THE! MOON!” Theory avoids the Cave-In, and uses the ref as a shield!
Grimes gets the ref outta the way, but Theory dumps Grimes out to the apron. Grimes ROCKS Theory, goes up the corner again, but Theory hits the ropes! Grimes falls and HOTSHOTS off ropes, into a fireman’s carry! A-TOWN DOWN!! Cover, Theory wins!
Winner: Austin Theory, by pinfall
The Now survives by luck, but does find his opening to finish this off. Wait, Escobar shows up from the crowd side! Fireman’s carry, PHANTOM DRIVER!! Escobar says this is what you get when you mess with the LWO! The Emperor stands tall on Theory again, will he make it three in a row in next week’s title match?
Asuka speaks.
The Empress trains in the cage, and with punching bags. Asuka says in Japanese, “A Triple Threat at SummerSlam, huh? HAH! It’s not fair! How stupid and unfair! I have already beaten Bianca! And I beat Charlotte! I am NOT worried! I will beat them, because I have a plan!” NO ONE IS READY FOR ASUKA! The Empress is saying this isn’t fair for her opponents, but will the odds be her undoing?
SmackDown presents an all-new Grayson Waller Effect.
And of course, the Aussie Icon is already in the ring. Waller says it is SummerSlam weekend and everyone is talking about him. But before he goes to Detroit and wins the Slim Jim Battle Royal, he’s gonna give someone the Waller rub. And like in life, one woman isn’t enough for Waller! HAH! So tonight, welcome two guests! Have respect, get on your feet, for Miss MITB, Iyo Sky, and Bayley, it’s Damage Control! Fans are a bit torn as the Evil Genius and the Role Model make their way out to the ring. Bayley is a bit jumpy, given the specter of Shotzi is somewhere out there. They still sit at the desk with Waller and Waller says, “Ding dong, hello.”
Bayley says hers is better than his. Well a table is better than a door. But one question everyone is wondering: Will Iyo cash in tomorrow? Give us a scoop? Iyo wants to talk but Bayley speaks up first. Waller is an idiot if he thinks “The Genius in the Bank” is going to tell you any of their plans. No one is going to know what they- or Iyo, is thinking. Just wait like all the other idiots. Iyo is focused on her match- Fans boo but Bayley says they ARE idiots! Iyo is blessing you tonight when she beats Zelina tonight. But wait, Shotzi’s laughter echoes out again. “Bayley~! Bayley~!” Waller laughs, he knew Bayley would believe that!
Waller asks why Bayley is so scared of Shotzi. Bayley says not to do that again. She doesn’t care about what’s her face. Shotzi hasn’t even shown her face once, but Bayley is here- There’s Shotzi’s music!! Waller’s face gives away that this is real! And here comes Shotzi on the tank! Bayley freaks out and tells Iyo to go get her! Iyo storms up the ramp and shouts at… Wait, that’s not Shotzi. Shotzi’s in the ring! Bayley turns around hoping she won’t see her, but too bad, it’s Shotzi! Bayley wants mercy! She looks so good, and she’s so sorry! Please, just do this another time! She’s not ready! Bayley swings but Shotzi blocks and DECKS her!
And Shotzi brings out a razor! SHE”S GONNA SHAVE BAYLEY!! Bayley runs away and Shotzi chases her into the night! Iyo asks what’s going on, and then surprise, ZELINA was on the tank! That match with La Muneca is happening now, will the Evil Genius have a plan to counter these variables?
Iyo Sky VS Zelina Vega!
SmackDown returns and this match is already going! Sky has a chinlock but Zelina JAWBREAKERS free! Sky wrenches and whips, Zelina ducks ‘n’ dodges and then they DOUBLE LARIAT! Both women are down and fans rally up. Sky stands first, she eggs Zelina on but Zelina blocks a forearm to give a forearm! And repeat! And again, and again, and again! Zelina bumps Sky off buckles, then bumps her off more buckles! Zelina climbs up to rain down fists! Fans count fast as Zelina goes right to TEN! Zelina then hops down, runs back in, and LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally and Zelina brings Sky back up.
Zelina whips Sky to a corner, Sky reverses and runs in, but Zelina boots! Sky blocks but Zelina uses that to reel her into a KNEE! Then Zelina goes up to the very top, for a METEORA! Cover, TWO! Zelina kicks low, runs, and hops on, but Sky pops her off! Sky gets around, underhooks, and TIGER BACKBREAKER! Zelina writhes and Sky rallies the fans. Sky aims, runs corner to corner, SHINKANSEN! Sky drags Zelina to the drop zone, steps on her and climbs up, and we see Shotzi throw Bayley around on stage! Bayley fights off the electric clippers! Shotzi still throws hands! Bayley shoves her away and retreats again!
Sky is distracted, and Zelina gets under her! Fans fire up for the RUNNING POWERBOMB! And then Zelina runs up, hops on, CODE RED!! Cover, Zelina wins!!
Winner: Zelina Vega, by pinfall
La Muneca wins over Miss MITB again! If Sky does cash-in and take the WWE Women’s Championship, will Zelina be the first one to challenge her?
Bianca Belair speaks.
The EST prepares new ring gear as she says, “At SummerSlam, I’ma give it everything. For 419 days, the EST was untouchable. I mean, I knocked down every obstacle placed in front of me. Until Night of Champions when Asuka tried to blind me and stole my title.” But Bianca doesn’t make excuses. She just gets back to work. You want her to wait in line? She’ll take a ticket. You want her to jump through hoops? She’ll ask how high. You want her to face Charlotte AND Asuka? Then let’s do it! Triple Threat means no count outs, no disqualifications and no excuses.
“You best believe tomorrow night, I’m not letting up. I’ma train harder, I’ma work smarter, and I’ma remind Asuka and Charlotte exactly why I’m the strongest, the fastest, the roughest, the toughest, the quickest, the best, when I give ’em a KOD, get the 1-2-3, and take back what’s rightfully mine and become the NEW WWE Women’s Champion.” Bianca is the readiEST she’ll ever be, will it be enough against the Queen and the Empress?
SmackDown celebrates Edge’s 25 YEARS in the WWE!
SmackDown will be in the Rated R Superstar’s hometown in two weeks, get ready to celebrate the WWE Hall of Famer!
Jey Uso VS Solo Sikoa w/ Paul Heyman!
The Real Chief is ready to BE the Real Chief, but he must get through the one brother not on his side. Will Jey then go through Solo on his way to Detroit? Or will there be a Samoan Spike in the road?
SmackDown returns and Solo makes his entrance. The bell rings and fans rally up for “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!” Jey dares Solo to do something then, and the two circle. They tie up, Solo SHOVES Jey away, and then he eggs Jey on. Jey shrugs that off, and he circles with Solo. Fans chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Jey tries to tell Solo he shouldn’t listen to Heyman. They tie up, Jey waistlocks, headlocks, and grinds. Solo fights up, powers out, and he runs Jey over! Fans boo as Solo looms over Jey. Solo CLUBS Jey, eggs him on, and then HEADBUTTS him down! Jey flounders, goes to a corner, and Solo CHOKES him on the ropes!
The ref counts, Solo lets off at 4, and then he storms around. Solo drags Jey up, whips him to ropes, and CLOBBERS him! Fans boo but Solo soaks it all up. Jey goes out to the floor but Solo pursues. Solo stalks Jey, says he won’t even make it to SummerSlam, and then SMACKS Jey off the desk! Solo clears the desk off, the ref reprimands, but Solo drags Jey up. Solo clinches, but Jey slips free of the urenage! Jey RAMS Solo into the desk, then SUPERKICKS him onto it! Fans fire up as Jey then goes into the ring, and he DIVES! Solo hits the desk again, and fans fire up with Jey as SmackDown goes to break!
SmackDown returns once again and Solo has a claw clamped into Jey’s shoulder. Fans rally as Jey endures, and they chant “SOLO SUCKS! SOLO SUCKS!” Jey fights up, but Heyman is still smiling as Solo squeezes the shoulder tighter! Jey fights up all the same, and he throws body shots! Solo shoves Jey, Jey dumps Solo out! Fans fire up as Jey builds speed and he DIVES into a HAYMAKER! Solo hurries back in, and SAMOAN DROPS! Jey writhes, Solo drags him up and whips him to ropes. For another SAMOAN DROP! Solo seethes and Heyman mocks Jey’s pain. Solo stands up as fans rally for “UCE! SO! UCE! SO!”
Solo looms over Jey, eggs him on, but Jey throws body shots! Solo ROCKS Jey in return! Jey goes to a corner, but Solo eggs him on. Jey sputters as he sits up, and fans rally again. Solo shouts and runs in, but Jeyu avoids the hip attack! Solo staggers, Jey hobbles up, and Jey counter punches Solo again and again and again! Jey puts some stank on the HAYMAKER! Jey whips, Solo reverses, but Jey slips out of the Samoan Drop to kick low! And UPPERCUT! But Solo rebounds to LARIAT! Fans boo while Jey sputters and goes to the apron. Solo storms over, brings Jey up, and Solo stands Jey up, but Jey HOTSHOTS back!
Jey goes up a corner, and he CROSSBODIES Solo down! Cover, TWO! Solo is still in this but Jey stays focused. Fans rally with “UCE! SO!” as they anticipate what’s coming. Jey joins in, “UCE! SO!” but Solo WHEEL KICKS! Solo drags Jey up, clinches, SPINNING SOLO!! But Solo won’t end it at the urenage as he prepares his thumb! Solo stands Jey up, SAMOAN- NO, Jey ducks! SUPERKICK! Solo SUPERKICKS! Jey SPEARS!! Just like last week!! Jey then hurries up top, for the USO SPLASH!! Cover, Jey wins!!
Winner: Jey Uso, by pinfall
Main Event Jey pulls it off! But Solo isn’t done! He gets up to CLOBBER Jey! Fans boo as Solo won’t let it go! Solo POSTS Jey, then grabs a chair! Fans boo but Jey SUPERKICKS the chair into Solo’s face! Jey then takes the chair, to SMACK Solo! And again! And again! Solo tumbles over the barriers! Fans fire up but then Solo rises again! Jey says alright, and he CLOBBERS Solo with the chair! Fans fire up with Jey as he stands tall on the desk! The Enforcer is down, will Jey be able to do the same to Roman Reigns when anything goes in Tribal Combat?
My Thoughts:
A really good go-home here, but it had a touch of that Go-Home Syndrome again. Replaying the Cody VS Lesnar recap video was fine, mostly filled time. Good promos from Charlotte, Bianca and Asuka, though I obviously thought we were getting them in person tonight. I suppose this is for the best, no need for shenanigans that would affect the go home math. They’re all fairly equal, given this is a Triple Threat. But after a pretty good Grayson Waller Effect segment, we got a bit of the math on Iyo Sky’s side. Great bait ‘n’ switch of Zelina and Shotzi to separate Bayley from Sky, and Zelina gets a win, though with distractions, so that Sky has the math against her. This could very well mean Sky does cash in to take advantage of the Triple Threat, and maybe even wins that way.
Great opening with LA Knight, Sheamus and then most of the nine names they revealed to us in the Slim Jim Battle Royal. I do like that since they weren’t going to close with a go-home brawl, they more or less give us that to start the show. It was a pretty decent way to keep Sheamus strong while losing to Knight, too, with Miz taking the Beats of the Bodhrain. Hard to say if Knight wins the battle royal, though maybe he should just so he has some momentum going into what I’d assume is a US Championship story. Theory getting involved just to sucker punch Escobar was a good detail, and then he had a good match with Grimes. It’s good that Grimes gets TV time, and I like how close they made that match. Escobar stands tall getting even with Theory, so that surely means Theory retains next week.
I do want to point out, wasn’t the animosity between Brutes and OC misplaced? It was Kross and Miz that got the better of them in that brawl, but I guess they weren’t gonna HOLLA HOLLA and put Miz together with Kross. Kross and Styles still have their blowoff coming so I guess that’ll amount to about the same. But what a wild move for The Profits to attack and “ruin” the match between Good Brothers and Brawling Brutes. The Profits & Lashley being Heels or Faces, probably doesn’t matter right now, because the live crowd sure loved this moment. Lashley, Ford & Dawkins are all great, and maybe this change in the Profits is what gets them the tag titles while Lashley could go for the US Championship.
And I only refrain from saying Lashley would go for the top title because of how things are going with the Bloodline story. Great stuff from that story, like the great Ula Fala origin story from Heyman, and then everything with Jey and Solo. Jey stands tall, so we can’t expect Jey to win against Roman, as wild as that would be. There still has to be something where Solo and maybe even Jimmy get involved, but if Roman retains, Lashley facing him would also feel like a foregone conclusion. Lashley taking on Theory or Knight for the US Championship would be some great stuff, though if Knight’s the champ, he probably finds a way to win so as not to be a transitional champion, because he should not be a transitional champion.
My Score: 8.6/10
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London calling to the champion crowns!
SmackDown brings gold to London as LA Knight defends his WWE US Championship and The Street Profits defend their tag team titles! Will the landscape change this close to WrestleMania?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- WWE Tag Team Championships: The Street Profits VS Pretty Deadly; The Profits win and retain the titles.
- Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Secret Her-vice w/ Chelsea Green; The Secret Her-vice wins.
- WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Braun Strowman; Braun wins, by disqualification, and Knight retains the title.
- Charlotte Flair VS Mia Yim w/ B-Fab; Charlotte wins.
- Randy Orton VS Drew McIntyre; McIntyre wins.
- Jimmy Uso VS The Miz; Jimmy wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Cody Rhodes is here!
We follow The American Nightmare as walks to gorilla, then through the curtain, and London sings along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, says hello to fans along the ramp, and then we get the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro. Cody goes to the ring, grabs a mic, then kneels down to kiss the WWE logo on the mat. The fans continue to sing along all the way to the end, “I AM MY KINGDOM!” The fans then cheer, and Cody holds up the belt to fire them up even more! The fans now sing for “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” and he soaks it in. The fans cheer again as Cody smiles, and he finally says, “So, London~! Whaddya wanna talk about?”
The fans chant “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cody hears that dueling, and he smiles again. The song of “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” returns, then they cheer. Cody says, “At WrestleMania 41, I will be facing John Cena…” The fans boo, but Cody says, “I will be facing John Cena as he goes to break the record and win 17. But that is WrestleMania 41. In just a few nights, I will be standing face to face with John Cena in this very same city, in this very same arena.” The fans cheer that, but then here comes Randy Orton! Now the fans sing along with Voices as The Viper heads to the ring. Orton also high-fives fans before he joins Cody.
Orton grabs a mic, paces while the fans keep singing on their own, and then the fans cheer. Orton says he’s not really the sentimental type, but for Cody and for London, screw it. The fans chant “R K O! R K O!” and Orton tells Cody, “Look at you. Look at who you are now, the man you are now. Look at where he came from.” The fans cheer and sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” and Orton says he remembers a Cody in his early 20s, just breaking into the business. Cody was busting his ass harder than anyone else. He wasn’t exactly happy, and in fact, he was frustrated. But Cody was man enough, smart enough, to know he needed to grow, and that he couldn’t grow in the WWE.
Cody wasn’t exactly treated fairly in the WWE, so Cody left the WWE! That took some big ass balls to do what he did! Cody changed the business singlehandedly, and everyone in the back knows it. And Orton appreciates Cody for it. But then Cody came back, as they all knew one day he would. And the industry has been changed forever since the day Cody came back to the WWE. Cody is a bit teary eyed as Orton says Cody’s still the same guy, he just did what he set out to do, and he grew. Orton teases he would sing along with the fans, but the fans might leave. The fans again sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!”
Orton asks if they remember when Cody Rhodes faced Seth Rollins in Hell in a Cell. The fans cheer because they do. Orton says that was impressive, and even impossible, as he started with a partially torn pec and then ended with a fully torn pec! His body changed all kinds of shades of purple that Orton’s never seen on a human body. The pain he must have been in. Cody persevered not just for himself. Maybe not even at all for Cody. It was not even for his family legacy; it was for each and every single fan out there! Then Cody went on to WrestleMania, beat Roman Reigns and finished the story!
But there’s always another story, isn’t there? And Cody’s right in the middle of one. Cody is in charge of his legacy, and it is a privilege for Orton to watch Cody take control of it. Ticket sales have been up, there’s more intrigue around the world, and listen to the people! It is 99.9% all because of Cody! The fans cheer that, and of course they sing. Orton says what he’s trying to say is a long-winded version of he respects Cody, loves him, and is very, very proud of him. The fans cheer that! Orton then says, “But… But now it is time for WrestleMania.” They both look to the sign, and Orton says he can guarantee Cody that Orton will kick Kevin Owens so hard in the head…!
Orton can just feel it already! He forgets how many days are left, but he can’t wait to remove Kevin’s head from his shoulders. And Orton knows Cody will enter champion, exit champion, but not before he beats the holy hell outta Cena all up and down the Vegas strip! But after all the smoke clears and the dust settles, just like Orton wants Number 17, there will come a time when Orton will want Number 15. But Orton won’t kick Cody in the balls like a coward. Orton will look Cody in the eye because he respects Cody, is proud of Cody, and sees him as an equal. Orton will look Cody in the eye and tell him that he’s coming for the title.
The fans cheer but wait! Drew McIntyre is here! The fans cheer the Scottish Terminator as he steps out on stage, mic in hand, and has a wry smile on his face as he looks at the ring. Drew waves as the fans now sing, “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” Drew says, “Isn’t this wonderful? A couple of nepo babies having a love fest in the middle of the ring> It makes me absolutely sick. What’d you just say, Randy? if Cody gets through Cena at WrestleMania, you’re coming for that title? What exactly have you done since that big comeback to justify that title match? Aside be Randy Orton. The only big moment I can remember is you being on the shelf for months and months and months.
“People like to make jokes about it, but more people talk about my five-minute-45-second title reign than your entire comeback so far! So get to the back of the line, sunshine! As for you, Cody, you should’ve listened to me. But you shunned me. You attacked me. Everybody should’ve listened to me about John Cena, but they didn’t. And the next night, he kicked you right in the twig ‘n’ berries, proving me right as usual. And the main event of WrestleMania should be Cody Rhodes VS The UK’s only ever world champion, Drew McIntyre!” Fans do like that idea. But sadly, it’s not, because of that guyliner wearing Temu Undertaker, Damian Priest!
Drew wants to talk about what is happening. And what’s gonna happen! Drew steps up to the ring while fans sing for him again. Drew says it will not be Randy that takes the title from Cody, should he get through Cena; it’ll be McIntyre. The fans cheer, but Orton says they were trying to have a moment. Can Drew just cut the crap already? Drew says okay, sure. He’ll tell the truth, because that’s all he ever does. The truth is, Kevin might have a point! If those Voices are talking to Orton again, then they know Drew very, very well. And he’s thinking, “My God, Randy looks great! Absolutely jacked! On the outside.”
On the inside, that back is hanging by a thread. And if Orton provokes McIntyre, McIntyre will break him. And as for Cody- Cody kicks Drew and UPPERCUTS him! The fans fire up, and Orton R- NO, Drew gets away! The fans boo, but the battlelines are drawn! Even if Cody makes it out of the frying pan that is Las Vegas, it’ll be into the fire that is these contenders waiting in line! Will the American Nightmare be ready for whoever comes for the crown?
WWE Tag Team Championships: The Street Profits VS Pretty Deadly!
Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins are finally golden again, but it’s time to put the titles on the line already! And while they’re ready for the grind, they’re up against the hometown heroes! Will the Profits still be up in the O2? Or will Kit Wilson & Elton Prince say #YESBOY to a new reign of their own?
The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who really wants the smoke!
The teams sort out and Kit starts with Dawkins. They tie up, Dawkins headlocks, but Kit powers up and out. Dawkins runs Kit over, the fans fire up, and Dawkins fires hands on Kit in the corner! The fans rally for Pretty Deadly, Dawkins whips Kit to a corner, but Elton takes that bump! Kit CLOBBERS Dawkins, then tags Elton! Atomic drop into DROPKICK! Ford runs up, but into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! Dawkins whips, Elton reverses, and then Elton hurdles so Kit can DDT! The fans fire up with Pretty Deadly while the Profits bail out. Pretty Deadly has control while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Elton is right on Dawkins as he gets in, and UPPERCUTS him to the corner. Elton clinches Dawkins for another UPPERCUT! Tag to Kit, and Elton RAMS into Dawkins so Kit can UPPERCUT! Dawkins flops over, Kit drags him up to wrench the arm. Kit whips, Dawkins reverses, but Kit grabs ropes. Kit ELBOWS Dawkins, DECKS Ford, but Dawkins CLOBBERS Kit! The ref reprimands but Dawkins RAMS Kit into the corner again and again! The ref counts, Dawkins fires fast hands, then he tags in Ford. Ford says, “SUCK IT!” then he KICKS Kit! Ford scuffs Kit, then drags him to a cover, TWO!
Ford keeps Kit down with a facelock, but Kit endures the grind. Kit fights up, fires body shots, but Ford whips him away. Kit sunset flips! Ford rolls through, and PENALTY KICKS! Ford mocks Elton with the Scott Hall fingers, and the ref has to keep Elton back. Ford drags Kit up, tags Dawkins, and the Profits mug Kit. Dawkins CLUBS Kit down, then stalks him. Dawkins stays between Kit and Elton, then whips Kit into the Profits’ corner. CYCLONE- NO, Kit dodges! Ford tags in, he keeps Kit from Elton now, but Kit slips out of the suplex! Kit fakes high to go low, hot tag to Elton! Elton rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT!
Elton kicks and whips Ford to a corner, then UPPERCUTS! Elton whips the other way, UPPERCUTS again, and then does it again! Elton adds to the hattrick with a lift, Ford says a quick prayer before the SUPLEX! Ford flounders, gets to his feet, but Elton dodges to springboard and FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Ford stays in this, but Elton stays on him. SmackDown returns to single picture and fans rally for Pretty Deadly as Elton gives Ford a back suplex. Ford lands out, waistlocks, but Elton switches and shoves Ford. Ford CLOBBERS Elton in return! Ford is also dazed but he covers, ONE!
Kit reaches out, Elton and Ford both crawl, hot tags to Kit and Dawkins! The fans fire up as Dawkins wrenches Kit, underhooks and SILENCER! Dawkins Electric Chair Lifts Kit, Ford climbs, but Kit slips free! Kit shoves Dawkins into Ford! Ford falls to the floor, but Dawkins ENZIGIRIS Kit! Elton tags in, and Kit LARIATS Dawkins! Pretty Deadly combine for DRY MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Dawkins survives and the Profits are a bit unsure of what to do next. Dawkins crawls to a corner, Elton runs up, but Dawkins dodges! Elton hits buckles and Dawkins TOSSES Kit, then Dawkins hits a SKY HIGH on Elton!
Dawkins hurries to tag Ford and Ford climbs up! But Kit pushes Elton out of the way! Kit takes FROM THE HEAVESN, and Elton ghost pins Ford! TWO!! Ford escapes, and he ROCKS Elton! Elton UPPERCUTS Ford! Dawkins sneaks a tag, Ford SUPERKICKS! POUNCE SAIDO COMBO!! Cover, KIT BREAKS IT! The fans fire up while all four men are down! The teams go to opposite ends, then they all stand up in the corners. They all roar, all run in, and Kit SPEARS Ford while Elton FLYING UPPERCUTS Dawkins!! London is thunderous, and Kit hurries to tag in! Pretty Deadly gets Dawkins up, for SPILT MILK!! Cover, FORD BREAKS IT!
The fans are shocked, as is Elton, but Ford saves this for his team! “This is Awesome!” as Ford runs up and Elton TOSSES him out! Now DRY MARTI- NO! Dawkins doesn’t accept the second serving, and he DUMPS Kit out! Kit skins the cat while Dawkins DECKS Elton! Dawkins catches Kit to an Electric Chair! Ford rises, DOOMSDAY BLOCKBUSTER!! Cover, Profits win!
Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (still WWE Tag Team Champions)
Pretty Deadly put up a heroic fight, but the hometown heroes could not capture the gold. Dawkins & Ford hold onto the gold, will this be the strongest the Profits have ever been?
Kayden & Katana talk with Zelina Vega.
Carter & Chance know La Muneca got screwed over by The Green Administration. Chelsea thinks she’s untouchable, but someone’s gonna stop them eventually. Well, speaking of, Alba Fyre leads the way in as she & Piper Niven “scope the perimeter.” There’s one small threat. They frisk the “miniscule” threat, but nothing they haven’t dealt with before. Chelsea struts in and says, “The Eagle has landed~!” Zelina says she is so glad the “Bootleg Men in Black” have crashed the party. Now, yeah, they all know she’s small. But clearly this small “threat” is a big threat to Chelsea’s title reign. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have taken all three of them to beat her.
KC Squared agree with that. How about tonight, we see what happens when the odds are even? Chelsea says that’s fine, because Agents P & A are ready. The Secret Her-vice has been given their next mission, but will they be able to crash the party? Or will the party crash them?
Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Secret Her-vice!
SmackDown returns and The Green Administration makes their entrance. The teams sort out, Alba starts against Katana, and the two tie up. Alba KNEES low, CLUBS Katana down, then fireman’s carries. Katana fights free, tags Kayden, and they KICK, double whip, and then trip Alba up for the basement DROPKICK! Katana adds a slingshot SENTON, Kayden covers, TWO! Kayden tags Katana, they double whip Alba to a corner, then Kayden runs in. Alba DUMPS Kayden out, ROCKS Katana, and she tags Piper! Katana arm-drags Alba out, then goes out to run up. Kayden gives her a boost, Katana CROSSBODIES Alba down!
The fans fire up, but Piper goes up and out?! CANNONBALL and down goes KC Squared! Piper salutes Chelsea and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns, Kayden rallies on Alba while the fans rally up. Kayden fires up, runs in and whips, but Alba reverses. Kayden wheelbarrows, victory rolls, then SUPERKICKS! Kayden fires up again but the fans are torn. Kayden runs in at Alba to BOOT WASH her against the ropes! Chelsea protests, Kayden kicks at her, then Kayden springboards for a LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Alba survives, Kayden whips, but Alba KICKS back! Tag to Piper, but Kayden jackknife bridges Alba! The ref explains bout the tag, Piper runs up, but Kayden moves! The SENTON hits Alba! Piper panics, Kayden tags Katana!
Katana goes up onto Kayden’s shoulders, VICTORY ROLL LAUNCHER, but Piper catches Katana! Katana fires hands, BOOTS, and then hurries to go up again. Kayden ROCKS Piper, and fireman’s carries?! SAMOAN DROP! Kayden then gives Katana the boost, for the KEG STAND SPLASH!! Cover, ALBA BREAKS IT! Kayden runs up on Alba to BOOT her out! Katana gives Kayden the boost now, SUPER CROSSBODY onto Alba! Kayden hurries to tag back in, and she brings Piper up. Piper swings, Kayden dodges and SUPERKICKS! Katana goes up, Piper staggers over that way, but Chelsea distracts the ref!
The fans are torn as Alba grabs Katana. Katana kicks Alba down, chases Chelsea off, but Piper sends Kayden into her! Piper scoops to PIPER DRIVER!! Cover, Secret Her-vice wins!
Winner: The Secret Her-vice, by pinfall
The Women’s US Champion helps her team, and now they all mug Kayden & Katana! But here comes Zelina! Vega runs down the ramp, CLOBBERS Alba, and then she gets in the ring! Zelina tilt-o-whirl DDTS Piper! And she KNEES Alba off the apron! But Chelsea CLOBBERS Zelina! Chelsea fires up, the UK is oddly with her, and she chicken wings Zeina. But Zelina fights free to fire forearms and body shots! And a BACK ELBOW! Zelina reels Chelsea in, CODE- SUPERKICK from Alba! SENTON from Piper! The Green Administration is just too much for Zelina to fight against alone! But can she, Kayden & Katana find a way to turn things around?
WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Braun Strowman!
Did the Mega Star just get this title back from Shinsuke Nakamura? YEAH! Did he help the Monster of All Monsters fight off Solo Sikoa’s rouge bloodline? YEAH! And now, does he have to defend this title against the monster he just helped? YEAH!! But will Knight still reign this close to WrestleMania? Or will Braun #GetTheseHands back on a championship?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it’s time for Knight’s biggest challenge, YEAH!
The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. The two tie up, and Braun SHOVES Knight away. Knight comes back, Braun SHOVES him down again! Knight gets up, gets around, and he headlocks. Braun powers up to back suplex, but Knight lands out! Knight tries but Braun’s too big to suplex! Braun ELBOWS Knight, storms up on him, but Knight fires haymakers! Knight whips, Braun reverses, but Knight KICKS back! Knight runs, but Braun HIP TOSSES! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this, but Braun brings him up. Braun puts Knight in a corner, CHOPS, then runs, for a SPLASH! Knight sputters along ropes, Braun keeps moving, but Knight DUMPS him out!
The fans fire up as Knight then WRECKS Braun with a dropkick! Knight keeps moving, and he WRECKS Braun again! The fans fire up with Knight, but then Braun BOOTS Knight down! The fans are torn but Braun stands tall as SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Braun puts Knight back in the ring. The fans cheer as Knight KICKS Braun! Knight tries again, but Braun’s still too big to back suplex! Braun CLUBS Knight, then runs in at the corner. Knight BOOTS Braun, goes up, and FLYING BULLDOGS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Knight and Braun rise back up, and Knight dodges a shot to JAB! Then he dodges to JAB! JAB! JAB! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” But Braun KNEES low! Braun scoops, Knight slips free, and Knight RAMS Braun into buckles! Then the BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up and Knight rises again! Knight spells it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO!
Braun has plenty left in the tank but the fans rally for Knight. Knight stands Braun up to kick low, but Braun THROWS Knight away! Knight rises, and Braun LARIATS Knight up and out! The fans fire up as Braun rips the shirt! Braun gets on the track, and he runs in, STROWMAN EXPRESS MEETS JACOB FATU!! The Samoan Werewolf strikes Braun down!
Winner: Braun Strowman, by disqualification; LA Knight retains the title
The fans boo as Jacob now goes after Knight! He just ruined what was becoming a great match, but Jacob fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT on Braun! SAMOAN DROP onto the desk!! The desk doesn’t budge, but Braun might’ve been broken in half! The UK fires up for Fatu as he puts Braun in the ring! Jacob fires more HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS away on Braun in the corner! The fans sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE, FATU~, FATU~!” Jacob runs corner to corner, but Knight kicks him first! Knight fires haymakers, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Jacob denies the BFT to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! And then HIP ATTACK for Braun anyway!
Jacob keeps going, HIP ATTACK for Braun again! Jacob throws off his jacket, glares at Braun, and he runs in for a third HIP ATTACK! Braun flounders into the drop zone, so Jacob goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Direct hit on Braun, but the fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Jacob obliges, BEST MOONSAULT EVER! The Samoan Werewolf just tore up #OneBigSOB and LA Knight, will there be no stopping him from taking the United States Championship?
Backstage interview with Jimmy Uso.
Jackie Redmond is with #BigJim, and she says that while she knew WWE was going global this month, she did not know they’d get the slap heard ’round the world! Jimmy says he’d do it again, and he’ll slap Gunther as many times as he needs! Jimmy knows Jey is up in his own head, doubt is creeping on him. But just because Jey’s 0-3 against Gunther doesn’t mean Gunther’s unbeatable! The Ring General CAN be got! Jimmy’s going to Raw this Monday, he will bust Gunther’s ass, Jey will go to Mania and bust Gunther’s ass to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. And then they leave Las Vegas just like this: YEET!
Jimmy heads out, but then The Miz & Carmelo Hayes walk by. Miz is mocking Jimmy’s words, and he asks excuse me. Miz says it’s just funny that suddenly, Jimmy is a tough guy, even though for most of his career, he’s been “The Other Uso.” Doesn’t Jimmy get it? Jimmy and Jey are career sidekicks while Gunther is a main character. Gunther is the lead, neither Jimmy nor Jey can beat him. And here’s another thing: The Usos are just blips on the trailer that was Roman Reigns’ Bloodline. Melo says Jimmy & Jey are stuck outside the club, they can’t even get in.
Miz says as a former WWE Champion, a former WrestleMania main eventer, Jimmy will never know what it is to carry this industry. And after this year’s WrestleMania, neither will Jey. Oh, and by the way, if Jimmy ever slapped Miz like that, Jimmy would still be on the ground. Jimmy feints the slap and Miz freaks out. Jimmy says it may be him and Gunther on Monday, but he’ll holler at Aldis real quick so it can be Jimmy VS Miz here tonight. Yeah, YEET! Jimmy heads out, Melo says he thought Miz was gonna do something about the slap. Will Miz have to do something about running his mouth before he gets his teeth kicked in?
Solo Sikoa & Tama Tonga find Jacob Fatu backstage.
Solo asks Jacob what the Hell he was doing out there. Jacob goes out there alone without saying a thing to them? Jacob says he ain’t gotta say nothing to nobody! Matter fact, didn’t Solo not tap in with him last week? Tama says, “But Jacob,” only for Jacob to say, “But nothing, Tama!” Solo wants Jacob to lower his tone, but Jacob says okay. Let him be very clear with them. When it comes to Braun Strowman, Jacob WILL be the last man standing. Y’all better get in where you fit in, cuz that US title? Oh, Jacob’s bringing it home to the family. And he will do it with them, or without them! Yadada mean? Fatu heads out, is the Samoan Werewolf no longer following Solo?
Naomi speaks.
“I mean… How did we even get here? I don’t know. One thing that I do know is that I’ve always been the woman to do the right thing. I’ve always been the woman to do the right thing. So Bianca, what makes you think that my attack on Jade was anything different from me doing the right thing? When I sit here and I think about all that I’ve sacrificed, all that I’ve given, and that’s what really breaks my heart. Because through all of that, I’m made to be the bad one in this situation. I just don’t understand, how does Jade come in outta nowhere and take my place with you? I want you to ask yourself this, Bianca. Who inspired you? Hmm?
“Who’s inspired women over the last decade? Who’s always had your back from day one of you being here? Me. Not Jade. Hmm. But you know what? What I’ve learned through all of this: You teach people how to treat you. And I’m done with being treated as a third wheel. I’m done being pushed to the side, I’m done with being too nice, I’m done with being undervalued, underutilized, underappreciated! So moving forward, hmm… Moving forward, here’s my message to you, Jade. If you continue to be in my way, I strongly advise you to proceed with caution.” The Glow shows her dark side, but will the storm be moved?
Nick Aldis meets with Jade Cargill.
Speaking of, the SmackDown General Manager understands things have been rather difficult for her as of late. Jade says she’s been trying to get her hands on Naomi for the past few weeks, now where is she? No one has seen her all day, so as far as anyone knows, Naomi’s not here. Well, when Jade catches Naomi, it’s on sight. Jade leaves, B-Fab & Michin are there. They let her know that what Naomi did to her was straight trash, totally uncalled for behavior. And after Jade gets her hands on Naomi, she’ll handle that business. Jade agrees. Mia says they’ve all got business to handle. Jade’s got Naomi, and Mia’s gonna get Charlotte for messing with her girl, B.
B-Fab says Naomi’s got what’s coming to her: no sympathy, no regrets. Jade, just do what you gotta do. Oh, she will. Jade also wishes Mia luck tonight. Mia & B-Fab head out, will the Head Baddie in Charge make the Queen bow down in London?
The darkness approaches.
“You are as I was. As I am, you will be.” The shadows are starting to take shape, but is SmackDown about to fade to black?
Charlotte Flair VS Mia Yim w/ B-Fab!
The Queen looks down on everyone, so it’s no surprise that everyone else wants to take her down. Charlotte may have checked off B-Fab, but will the HBIC be a much different story? Or will Charlotte only sharpen her edge before facing Tiffany Stratton at WrestleMania?
WAIT! NAOMI ATTACKS B-FAB & MICHIN! Naomi drags Mia up for a FACEBUSTER! Naomi rains down fists, the ref reprimands and the fans boo, but Naomi tells the ref to back off. Naomi then BOOTS B-Fab off the apron! Naomi goes out after B-Fab to THRWO her into barriers! Naomi SLAPS B-Fab, tells her to stay down, but B-Fab gets up. Naomi fires hands, then she SMACKS B-Fab off the desk! Naomi rains down fists, but here comes Jade! Jade hurries down the ramp, she runs around the way, but Naomi runs away! Jade makes sure B-Fab is okay, but refs have to help her to the back. And what of Mia? Will she even be able to compete?
Charlotte makes her entrance, not really caring about what Naomi just did to Mia. But that means she also crosses paths with Jade. The fans like the look of this stare down, but Jade and Charlotte both let the other slide. Charlotte gets her pyro, and it seems she’ll still get her match. Will Mia be little more than an appetizer now?
The bell rings, and Charlotte BOOTS Mia down! Cover, TWO! Mia stays in this and the fans rally up. Charlotte just struts around while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns, Charlotte has Mia down with a chinlock, but the fans rally up. Mia fights up, fires body shots, and she then blocks a shot to ROCK Charlotte! Mia ROCKS Charlotte again and again, then reels her in for a TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up as Mia hurries to cover, TWO! Mia drags Charlotte up, wrenches, but Charlotte says no to Da Feet! BIG back suplex! Mia stagger sup, Charlotte whips her, but Mia reverses! Charlotte goes up and out, BOOTS her away, then slingshots in and rolls Mia! Mia rolls through and BUZZSAWS! Mia runs corner to corner, but Charlotte avoids the cannonball!
Charlotte YAKUZA KICKS Mia down, then fires herself up! The fans “WOO~!” as Charlotte has Mia in the drop zone,. Charlotte steps on her, goes up the corner, but Mia gets underneath her! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Charlotte survives and Mia is shocked! Mia nods as the fans rally back up, and she brings Charlotte up. But Charlotte ROCKS Mia! Mia SOBATS, PELES, and then runs to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Charlotte stays in this, Mia grows frustrated, but the fans continue to rally. Mia uses that energy to stay focused, and she stalks Charlotte to waistlock. But Charlotte ELBOWS her away!
Charlotte CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOSP! Charlotte winds up, and she CHOPS again! Mia sputters, but then she dodges the boot! Charlotte is caught, and Mia hits a SAIDO! Charlotte flounders to a corner, the fans rally behind Mia, and Mia runs up, CANNONBALL! Mia hurries to wrench and EAT- NO, Charlotte shoves Mia away! Charlotte gets under, back suplexes, but Mia lands out! EAT DA FEET!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Charlotte’s long legs help her survive by a literal foot! Mia is beside herself while Charlotte bails out. Mia storms after Charlotte, runs up, but Charlotte dodges! Mia’s kick hits steel steps!
Mia hobbles away, goes to the apron, but Charlotte CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg out! Charlotte grabs Mia’s leg, drops a KNEE on the knee, but fans chant, “We Want Tiffy!” Charlotte just steps through, FIGURE FOUR, into FIGURE EIGHT!! Mia taps, Charlotte wins!
Winner: Charlotte Flair, by submission
Charlotte got more of a fight out of Mia than expected, but she still won. Will The Queen be more than ready to reign again after WrestleMania?
Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.
Jackie Redmond is with the WWE Women’s Champion and says Charlotte certainly looks confident. Let’s be real, Charlotte came at Tiff pretty hard. It got a lot of people talking. Tiff says yes, people talk. And Charlotte sure loves to hear herself talk. Ten years into the business and Charlotte is still so insecure that she can’t let a “rookie” get a word out. But last week, Tiff did learn something: She learned that walking into WrestleMania, she isn’t the one with something to lose. Truth is, if Tiff loses, then she lost to the great Charlotte Flair, as just a 25-year-old rookie with one year into SmackDown.
But if Charlotte loses… Well, then she lost to an “undeserving, delusional, unoriginal, backflip doing, blonde-hair-having, little girl.” Did she get it all? And Tiff can’t wait to hear the look on Charlotte’s face when they hear the words, “And STILL!” Then maybe Charlotte will finally shut up for the sake of literally everyone! They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and Tiff will make damn sure what stays is Charlotte’s massive ego. Tiff is walking into and out of Mania as the WWE Women’s Champion. Tootles! Tiff heads out, will it still be #TiffyTime after WrestleMania?
Randy Orton VS Drew McIntyre!
The Viper told Cody how proud he was, but also how he wants the next shot after John Cena. The Scottish Terminator took offense to that, and basically said he is taking that shot instead. Will this match be an unofficial #1 contender’s match between these two former world champions?
SmackDown returns and McIntyre makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans sing, “OH~, Drew McIntyre~!” and chant “R K O! R K O!” Drew and Orton circle, tie up, and they go around in a deadlock. Drew powers Orton to a corner, but Orton headlocks back. Drew powers up and out, then he runs Orton over! Orton hurries to ropes and Drew mockingly asks, “How’s the back feel, Randy?” Orton stands, he and Drew reset, and the fans duel some more. Drew calls for a knuckle lock, Orton accepts, but then Drew kicks low! Drew bumps Orton off buckles, then climbs up, but he panders for too long and Orton YANKS him down!
The fans fire up as Orton climbs now! Orton rains down fists, and the fans count to nine. Orton hops down, brings Drew around, and POSTS him for ten! Drew tumbles out of the ring, Orton goes out after him, and they’re by the desk! But Drew kicks Orton first and SMACKS him off the desk! Drew clears the desk, and he brings Orton up for the DESK- NO, Orton fights free! Orton turns things around, DESK BACK SUPLEX for Drew! The fans fire up while Orton leaves Drew behind, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Drew writhes on the floor, but Orton goes out to fetch him! Orton brings Drew around, UPPERCUTS him, then says one more time! DESK BACK SUPLEX! Drew writhes as that desk stays standing! Orton grins, refreshes the ring count, and then he storms up on Drew. Drew pokes Orton in the eye! Drew POSTS Orton now, then brings him around to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP into barriers! Orton slumps down, and Drew also grits his teeth from that double-edged attack, but Drew fires up as he stands tall. Drew drags Orton up, puts him in the ring, then stalks Orton. Drew looms over Orton, and HIP DROPS him!
Orton sputters, Drew says one more time, and he winds up for the HIP DROP! Drew paces around Orton, says maybe one more time, and he pretends he can’t hear the fans. Drew winds up again, but Orton flips over! Hip drop meets kneecaps! And then Orton pokes Drew in the eyes! The ref reprimands but Orton rises up. Drew sputters and flounders, Orton ROCKS him with a right! Drew ROCKS Orton back! Drew storms up, Orton kicks low, but Drew fires another haymaker! The haymakers go back and forth, Orton gets the edge, but Drew GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTTS! Cover, TWO! Drew clamps onto Orton with an armlock!
SmackDown returns to single picture and the fans rally up. Orton fights up, pries at the chinbar, and then throws right hands! Drew CHOPS Orton in return! The fans “WOO~” and Drew winds up. Drew ROCKS Orton again, eggs him on, then CHOPS again! Drew shoves Orton to a corner, CHOPS again, then dares Orton to fight! Drew whips corner to corner, but Orton comes back to LARIAT! And LARIAT! Drew swings, Orton dodges, SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up as Orton stalks Drew to the apron. Drew HOTSHOTS Orton first! Drew then runs in, but Orton puts him through the ropes!
The fans fire up as Orton has Drew for the DRAPING DDT! The fans fire up for Orton, and Orton hears those voices! Drew rises, but then Orton spots KEVIN OWENS! The Prizefighter is on the ramp, Orton glares at him, but then he turns around into a CLAYMORE!! Cover, DREW WINS!
Winner: Drew McIntyre, by pinfall
Kevin’s mere presence costs Orton, and now Drew has a huge win propelling him down the Road to WrestleMania! As for Orton, Kevin drags him out of the ring, SMACKS him off the desk, and then climbs up to join him! The fans boo but Kevin and his hot pink sneakers have Orton in position, but Orton slips free and TRIPS Kevin up! Kevin hits the desk then the floor! Orton staggers around, the fans rally behind him, and Orton stalks Kevin to the corner of the barriers. Orton lines up the shot! Orton runs in, but Kevin jumps over barriers! Security is there to stop Orton from pursuing, so Kevin runs away into the night!
The fans boo, but The Viper was that close! Will Orton be able to strike Kevin down and completely take him out?
Fire, thunder, smoke…
The force of nature is drawing ever closer. And he’s ready to fly! REY FENIX arrives next Friday Night SmackDown!
Jimmy Uso VS The Miz!
#BigJim gave Gunther a piece of his mind and a mark on his cheek, but it seems not everyone got the message. Will the Hollywood A-lister soon star in the Uso Penitentiary? Or will he prove Jimmy is NOT ready for a world champion level opponent?
The bell rings and the two tie up. Jimmy powers Miz to a corner, Miz turns things around, and the ref counts. Miz takes a swing, Jimmy ducks it to CHOP! And CHOP! Miz shoves Jimmy back, then runs up, but Jimmy TACKLES Miz! Jimmy rains down fists, Miz shoves him away to go to ropes, but Jimmy storms back up. Miz ELBOWS Jimmy away, then runs back up, only for Jimmy to LARIAT him down! The fans fire up while Jimmy storms up on Miz. Jimmy CHOPS Miz, has him in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Miz reverses, Jimmy goes up and over, then UPPERCUTS! Miz staggers back to ropes, but Jimmy is right on him.
Jimmy whips, Miz reverses and kitchen sink knees! Then basement BOOTS! The fans fire up, Miz scowls, and Miz KNEES Jimmy in the back again and again. Miz stalks Jimmy to the ropes now, and he CHOKES Jimmy! The ref counts, Miz runs, and Miz STRADDLE ATTACKS! The fans boo, but Miz runs again. Jimmy ducks the boot, then dodges a lariat! Jimmy runs up to LARIAT Miz up and out! The fans fire up and Jimmy builds speed, but Miz runs away! Jimmy smirks as he goes out the side, and UPPERCUTS Miz over the barriers! Jimmy makes sure Gunther knows he’s coming to get him, but SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and both men are down. Miz and Jimmy crawl, and Jimmy pounds the mat. The fans rally, Jimmy rises and runs up to LARIAT! And LARIAT! And mule kick! Jimmy then UPPERCUTS Miz, dodges a lariat, then SAMOAN DROPS! The fans fire up, Jimmy goes to the corner, “UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs in, but Miz puts him on the apron! Jimmy UPPERCUTS again! Jimmy climbs, leaps, but Miz gets under! Miz then waistlocks, ripcords, and MOVIE MAKER! Fans boo that blatant parody, but Miz full nelsons! Jimmy drops, victory rolls, TWO! Miz has the cover, TWO! Miz hurries to BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO!
The fans rally up as Jimmy survives! Miz stalks Jimmy, the fans rally up more, and Miz fires a KICK! And then another KICK! The fans say “YES! YES! YES!” to the It Kicks, but then Miz winds up. Jimmy ducks the buzzsaw, Miz blocks the superkick, but the DRAGON WHIP connects! Miz rebounds to B-MOVIE KNEE!! Cover, TWO!! The parodies don’t get it done, but Miz still has his original work to fall back on. The fans rally for “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Miz runs in, A-LIST LARIAT! Miz shoves Jimmy down, then springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! Jimmy hurries up top, for the USO SPLASH!! Cover, Jimmy wins!
Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall
Miz may be a movie star, but Big Jim’s the one winning this main event! Jimmy then borrows Joe Tessitore’s headset to call out Gunther! He’s coming after dat ass on Monday! Gunther won’t be the ring general, he will be “Private Gunther,” and he will salute Big Jim! Uh, uh, YEET! Will Jimmy be the one making examples out of the World Heavyweight Champion? Or will everything come crashing down when Gunther gets his turn?
Drew McIntyre returns backstage.
And he says hey to Lewis Capaldi, the Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter, and also a big fan of Drew’s. They’re ready to have a good night in the pub, but Jackie Redmond walks over to congratulate him on the win tonight. She was hoping to get some thoughts on that victory and what happened with Orton and Kevin. Drew says it’s alright, this is what happens. He doesn’t care about anybody else’s business, but no one gets away with screwing him over. And when no one meddles in his business, he wins! Drew called out Priest, where is he? Priest doesn’t have the balls! So time to get mad in the pubs, everyone’s invited!
Drew turns the corner, but PRIEST IS THERE! Priest ROCKS Drew, SMACKS him off the door, then throws him into road cases! Priest ROCKS Drew, SMACKS him off the trunk of a car, and then again! Or since it’s London, “the boot.” The driver complains, but Priest BODY SLAMS that guy through a table! Drew comes back to KNEE Priest low, SMACK him off the trunk, and then off the side! They go to the hood, or bonnet for UK. Drew drags Priest up, but Priest CLAWS Drew’s eyes! Priest then sends Drew SOUTH OF HEAVEN through the windshield! Priest tells security that he’s done for now. Any more jokes, Drew? Didn’t think so! RIP, jackass!
Priest leaves, the producers hurry to help Drew, and Drew’s got glass in his eye! Will that glass help Drew see why he shouldn’t piss off the Punisher?
CM Punk heads to gorilla.
He has a security detail with him, and he passes by Drew writhing in pain. Punk chuckles, then continues on. Will his contract signing with Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins be just as brutal? We find out, after the break.
Nick Aldis is in the ring.
The SmackDown General Manager welcomes us back, and says it is his honor and privilege to be here in the O2 in London. Now, we all know why he and this table is here, and why additional security is here tonight. Tonight, we are here to sign a contract for a Triple Threat. Perhaps the biggest Triple Threat in the history of WrestleMania: Seth Rollins VS CM Punk VS Roman Reigns! The fans cheer all those names, and here comes the OTC! London puts the ones up, and Paul Heyman accompanies THE Tribal Chief out on stage. Roman raises his finger to the sky for the pyro, then security follows him to the ring.
SmackDown goes picture in picture as Roman’s entrance continues, and he raises his finger to the sky for the second round of pyro. Roman steps into the ring, SmackDown returns to single picture, and Heyman hands him a mic. The fans sing, “ROMAN! ROMAN REIGNS~!” Roman nods, the fans cheer, and now they chant, “O T C! O T C!” Roman tells London, “ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer again, and again chant, “O T C! O T C!” Roman smiles, but he sees the chairs are not to his liking. Heyman makes sure to put one at the head of the table. Heyman also dusts the chair off while Roman enjoys the singing of, “ROMAN! ROMAN REIGNS~!”
Roman takes a seat and says that was beautiful. The way they sing to their Tribal Chief, it’s just beautiful. The singing continues, and Heyman even joins in! Roman smiles, and he says that is what he’s talking about. That’s the OTC for you, baby! The biggest star on the planet! The OTC came here for two reasons. One: to be acknowledged; check! And two: to sign this contract. Roman does just that, and he says he’s checked both boxes. That means- “BURN IT DOWN!” Seth Rollins interrupts! The fans now sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins struts out in his red wine paisley suit and conducts the O2 Choir all the way into the ring.
The fans cheer while Roman frowns, but Rollins takes the seat to Roman’s left. Rollins offers Heyman a chance to sing to this song, but Heyman frowns. Rollins chuckles, and he says the fans do have beautiful singing voices. He doesn’t know why Roman is in such a hurry to leave, though! This is their building! There’s a lot of history here! 12 years ago, they landed on the roof of this place in a helicopter! They came down those stairs over there, “ready to burn down the old guard!” They put the Undertaker down through the desk, and they were going to remake this company in their image!
Now don’t get him wrong, Rollins knows a lot has happened since then. They fought against each other, with each other, a little bit of love and a whole lot of hate. But Rollins dare says, as the fans continue to sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~,” that Rollins and Roman accomplished their mission. The fans start to chant for CM Punk, but Rollins tunes them out. Roman says, “We? We? You keep saying we. Our mission? We died a long time ago. It’s only been ME. You been here, but I done all the work! I’ve made this place what it is today! I took us to the level that we are here today! I made this place better than we found it!
“I’m the one that made us desirable to Netflix! I’m the one that took us into billion-dollar deals! Tell me, what have you done?” Rollins shouts, “I’ll tell you what I’ve done! YOU, YOU, YOU, it’s that mindset that keeps me having to screw you! You understand that? And your biggest mistake is not understanding the danger that’s right in front of us! The danger that’s right in front of you! You let the biggest snake in the world, CM Punk, into the garden! And you could’ve cut his head off at WarGames! But instead, you shook his hand. You could’ve let me finish him inside the cage at The Garden, but you didn’t. And now, I am left to do what I always do: Clean up your mess, again.”
Rollins drops his mic, picks up the pen, and signs his part. And now, here comes CM PUNK! The fans fire up and sing along with Cult of Personality, then join in on saying, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” Punk goes to the ring, but as he grabs a mic, he goes up a corner, just like he did last Friday. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and sign a contract. And I’m all outta bubblegum.” The fans cheer the Rowdy Roddy Piper reference, and Punk hops down to take his seat on Roman’s right. Punk looks over said contract, but Roman asks if Punk needs a highlighter or something. What’s he doing? Just go to page four, clause five.
Punk does as Roman says, but Roman says Punk needs to hurry, this is precious TV time. Punk reads the segment, Roman tells Heyman to just smarten Punk up. Heyman tells Punk he knows what Punk is looking for. It is in there. They’re closing the show at WrestleMania. The fans go wild hearing that! Heyman tells Punk that he gets to live his dream of dreams. CM Punk will be a WrestleMania main eventer! The fans cheer and while Roman smiles, Rollins is furious. Roman says, “One man’s dream is another man’s favor! CHECK!” Wait, this was the favor? Rollins says no! This is not something to laugh at, and Punk does not get to tear up!
Punk is NOT deserving! He does NOT deserve this! The fans boo but Rollins continues to throw a fit! Main eventing WrestleMania is SACRED, the most important thing in the world to Rollins! More than anything! Except the fact that Punk NEVER gets to main event! This is all Roman’s fault! This is all Heyman’s fault! Rollins THROWS his mic down, paces angrily, but Punk picks up the mic. The fans cheer Punk on again, and Punk stands to thank London, to thank Chicago, to thank Louisville, Kentucky, and to thank ALL the fans. As corny as it sounds, he thanks the WWE Universe who stood by him and chanted his name for TEN LONG YEARS!
Roman says hold on, hold on. Punk shouldn’t be thanking the fans! He should be thanking the Tribal Chief! It is because of Roman that Punk gets this honor! So please, take this moment, close the show with that acknowledgement! Do this the right way. The credits are already rolling as Punk kneels before Roman!? Punk smiles, and he thanks “My Tribal Chief, the holder of the ula fala, the Head of the Table, the… Big Dog? Thank you for allowing a kid from Chicago to be graced by your presence. Thank you, My Tribal Chief, for allowing me to stand in your ring. And thank you so much. Thank you, Roman Reigns, so very much.
“But because of you, I will see you in the main event of WrestleMania.” And again, Rollins is agonizing over this. Punk finishes putting his signature on the contract, and London tells him, “You Deserve It!” Punk thanks Roman again, and then says, “But that’s not the favor that I’m owed.” WHAT?! Roman looks at Heyman and Heyman can’t look him in the eye! If getting this Triple Threat made into the main event isn’t the gift of the Wise Man, then what is?!
My Thoughts:
A good SmackDown, but they pulled off quite the paradox. They made it feel like they were struggling to fill three hours, yet they also filled the show to the point where that contract signing segment was almost bleeding over the three hour mark. Ironically, part of the problem was just how excited the London crowd was for this. The superstars still wanted to enjoy the chants and songs, but that’s time SmackDown doesn’t have to spare. It made the opening promo from Cody, Orton and Drew take longer, and it kinda did the same to the contract signing at the end. Even so, we still got a very good promo, and good stuff to set up Orton VS McIntyre.
Orton VS McIntyre was a great match, but of course Kevin costs Orton. McIntyre gets his win, Kevin and Orton have a bit of a brawl, but of course Kevin ends up on the losing end and runs off. McIntyre’s trash talk also comes back to bite him as Priest gets the better of him in their brawl. Here’s hoping Drew didn’t actually get glass in his eye, but that being the thing in kayfabe can be some good stuff. I can imagine McIntyre with an eyepatch, and he takes it off at the opportune time to get the better of Priest in their match. Also what a fitting choice for Punk to be passing by Drew suffering because of real glass.
Very good title matches tonight, but of course the status quo was kept. Pretty Deadly gets to look great here in London, but the Profits only just got the belts, they’re not going to be transitional champions like that. And Knight VS Braun was really good stuff, but honestly, Jacob Fatu going after them both should’ve been a given. Jacob also had a great promo with Solo & Tama to start adding to that divide between Jacob and Solo. I would hope Solo doesn’t screw Jacob out of the US Championship, but it feels like he will as Solo won’t stand for Jacob defying his authority, even though Solo’s been trying to make Jacob the champion all along.
Very good stuff from Jimmy Uso tonight, from his promo with #MeloDon’tMiz and then a great match with Miz. Their match ended up the de facto main event match, so that’s also great for both guys. Great win for Jimmy, but that’s likely because Jimmy is losing big time to Gunther on Monday. And it might just be me, but it feels like only now is the Jey VS Gunther build really moving, largely in part because Jimmy got involved. Jimmy’s promo after his match is something along the lines of what Jey should be saying. But I suppose as brothers, Jimmy is the one who knows Jey best and knows what Jey needs to be motivated again. And seeing Jimmy get beat up by Gunther will definitely motivate Jey…
Good final vignettes for Rey Fenix and Aleister Black. I’m a little surprised they confirmed Rey Fenix is showing up next week, and that they confirmed who Rey Fenix even is. I believe commentary confirmed Rey Fenix is Penta’s real brother, even namedropped “Lucha Brothers,” but all that is still surprising considering Fenix is going to start on SmackDown. Aleister’s vignette (at least I am fairly confident it’s his) was giving us glimpses of his silhouette, but I think there was usage of AI in the snake imagery. It was fine they did it for El Grande Americano because that is all trolling, but they really should try and do things the old fashioned way of photoshop and stock imagery.
Very good stuff in the Women’s Division tonight, though the WWE Women’s Championship portion was the weaker. Naomi’s got a great Heel persona going, her promo was great, and her going after B-Fab & Michin over them supporting Jade was a great detail. Jade runs Naomi off, helps B-Fab, but there was no helping Michin in being fed to Charlotte. Tiffany had a decent promo, and it does fit how Charlotte kept her from speaking so she finally gets things out here. It didn’t really add that much, though, but they already gave us a great brawl so not sure what more they can give.
KC Squared VS The Secret Her-vice was a very good match, but of course Chelsea made sure her team won. A Six Woman Tag of Zelina & KC Squared VS The Green Administration is certainly coming, to help give us Zelina VS Chelsea for the Women’s US Championship.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 3.27.2025
Bad news out of the TNA management side, but this is a taped episode from El Paso! So we won’t see any of the fallout just yet!

Now we all heard the news about the TNA change in hierarchy, and I…have no positive outlook on that. Delirious sucked at booking and creative in the dying days of ROH before it got bought as a B show. Dreamer having even more control is concerning because his ideas the last two years haven’t been much better.
Gail leaving makes more sense to me. Be it firing or a “you can’t quit, you’re fired” kind of situation, the Knockouts division is the worst it’s been in a long time and Gail was close with Scott D’Amore. So I don’t think Gail parting ways is as big of a problem since TNA has slowly been bleeding out with the Scott faithful.
Granted, I think the next few shows were already taped before the firing so things shouldn’t be completely unwatchable for at least a week or two. So let’s see where we’re going.
.@WeAreRosemary sends @XiaBrookside a CHILLING message!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/LaVxF6l2yc pic.twitter.com/srciTTbel0
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) March 28, 2025
Ratings:
- Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley vs Elegance Clique w/Personal Concierge: Ash wins via Rarefied Air – ** 1/4
- Fir$t Cla$$ & Frankie Kazarian vs Laredo Kid, Octagon Jr & Chavo Guerrero Jr: Chavo wins via Gory Bomb into Frog Splash – *** 1/4
- Jacy Jayne vs Masha Slamovich: Masha wins via Russian Death Device – ***
- Eric Young w/two losers vs Ace Austin: Eric wins via Piledriver – ** 1/2
- Seto & Mokuba – I mean – Nic Nemeth w/Ryan Nemeth vs Leon Slater: Nic wins via Danger Zone – *** 1/4
Results:
Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley vs Elegance Clique w/Personal Concierge
Ash and Gigi start off, Gigi with a little Rascalz after her first takedown. So both her and Wentz are making it obvious something’s going on between them, and I’m not mad at it. Good for my man Wentz.
Tatum and Gigi get some quick tandem offense in, Ash does manage to scurry off to a tag and Heather gets bent into a Pretzel. Some kind of Inverted Tarantula from Tatum, Gigi tags in, Bronco Buster on Heather followed by Kawada Kicks. Heather sells against the ropes, Gigi goes for a Hesitation Dropkick, but Concierge pulls her away so Gigi crashes and burns. Ref is distracted, Ash gets in some cheap shots and then the Elegant duo starts working over Gigi. A few quick tags, but once Heather comes in, Gigi fights out of the corner, gets the hot tag to Tatum. Tatum stacks up both Elegance members, Corner Stacked Crossbody, Butterfly Suplex and an Elbow Drop with some some flare. Tatum goes to the top rope, Heather pulls Gigi off the apron, Concierge shoves Tatum off the turnbuckle and Ash hits Rarefied Air for the win.
Post match the Elegance Clique wants to make their wish with the cake, they light the candles and Tatum and Gigi recover enough to do what we all expected last week, the cake in the face spot. Some…suggestive licking from both of our Hot Topic Hotties, so…no complaints here.
.@Ashamae_Sebera, @Heathereckless and @IamGeorgeIceman are having a meltdown!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/LaVxF6l2yc pic.twitter.com/FnKwPqm2ff
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) March 28, 2025
Fir$t Cla$$ & Frankie Kazarian vs Laredo Kid, Octagon Jr & Chavo Guerrero Jr
Chavo and Kaz start since he’s King Petty, a quick rope run turns into a Headscissor from Chavo. Kaz recovers, they lock up, Kaz hits the Knee Lift during the lock up to tag out to KC. KC pulls off some athletic dodges, gloats a bit so Chavo waits, measures and nails a gorgeous Dropkick. Laredo comes in on fire, quick high spots that send KC bouncing around like HBK against Hulk. KC powders after sells the Satellite Takedown, AJ checks on him and we go to commercial.
Back from commercial, Octagon is lighting up KC’s chest with overhand chops, he perches, Sunset Headscissor Flip from corner to corner, KC tries to Back Drop him but Octagon does a headstand, kicks KC away and lays him out with a high spot. AJ gets on the apron to stop Octagon from running the ropes, the referee has a stroke or something because he stops paying attention and AJ pulls Octagon out of the ring and chucks him. KC with the Tope con Hilo and tag (tag ropes haven’t mattered since the 80s we all know this). So AJ is getting taunted by the crowd in Spanish, but he’s manhandling Octagon since it looks like a Child fighting their parent. AJ knocks off Chavo and Laredo, Laredo pops up and tries to get involved but he’s caught on the shoulders, Octagon goes for the Crossbody but gets caught and AJ pulls off “World’s Strongest Wasteland” but Chavo breaks up the pinfall. AJ throws Octagon into the corner, Tennessee Whiskey, and tag out to KC. KC hits a few moves, but starts to lose the momentum until he connects with a Super Kick. Simultaneous rope run into the Dueling Crossbodies, so we get the timely tag outs from both sides. Kaz and Laredo come in, Laredo lands like two moves before Kaz hits a Sole Butt, Lariat and eats his lunch. KC and Kaz try to double team Laredo but he fights out and the crowd is chanting for Chavo.
Chavo tags in, and he’s rocking KC, Saito Suplex, Low Bridge to AJ, Reverse the Whip so Chavo goes to the corner and perches, KC feeds, Chavo Backflips to safety, rolls through and lays out KC. Chavo is feeling himself, 3 Amigos start on KC but only 2, Kaz comes in and Chavo switches to Kaz for the Amigos, only 2 again before AJ breaks it up. AJ goes for the disrespect, but Chavo counters and hits the 3 Amigos on the biggest Culero. Aztec Warriors dive to stop AJ and Kaz, KC tries a Dirty Victory Roll but Chavo kicks out. GORY BOMB into FROG SPLASH!
Chavo looked fantastic and he’s the one in the best shape in the ring. I wouldn’t be mad at more Chavito.
Jacy Jayne vs Masha Slamovich
I expect very little from this match.
Collar and Elbow, gator rolling for the first 30 seconds or so, then Jacy goes to some Hair Pull takedowns and does a little taunt before Masha pops back up and hits a Lariat into a Dive. Jacy sells it like she’s really hurt, even the ref tries to hold Masha back a little before Masha gets annoyed and just grabs her, Masha throws her in, looks for a Dive and Jacy sees it and powders. Masha tries to go back to the well for the Dive again but Jacy hits the Uppercut and then an Apron Run PK to drop Masha. Forearms rain down into a Foot Choke as Jacy continues to arrogantly play to the crowd. Another Foot Choke into a Cannonball, and near fall.
Masha gets space with a Sole Butt, tries to snap off Requiem but Jacy fights off, fights through a Sunset Flip another effective PK keeps Masha on her ass. Jacy looks for a kinda half-assed Camel Clutch as Masha is fighting up, but Jacy runs her into the corner, gets distracted mouthing off to the crowd, so Masha recovers, 5 Hole Up Kick sends Jacy into the corner, Yakuza Kick into Capo Kick for two. Requiem attempt again, but Jacy pushes off, a little back and forth, Masha tries a Backslide but Jacy gets away and hits a V-Trigger but only a 2 count. Jacy looks for the Discus Punch but Masha ducks it, they strike back and forth, but some dodges from both leave the exchange more even. Jacy with the Front Kick to the face sends Masha to the outside. Jacy wants another PK, but Masha blocks, Electric Chair Apron Snake Eyes. Masha throws her in, a PK into a near all. Requiem attempt 3, and thwarted from Jacy with a Superkick into a Neckbreaker. Senton misses from Jacy, Buzzsaw Kick, into Spinning Back Kick and Russian Death Device for the win.
Better than I expected, and Tessa attacks as soon as the bell rings. Xia Brookside and Lei Ying Li make the save after Tessa grabs the belt.
Eric Young w/two losers vs Ace Austin
Ace and Eric tie up, World of Sport start but as soon as Ace starts to get away EY punches him in the face. Eric looks at the camera and says “This is what trust looks like”, turns his back on Ace, when Ace looks to attack, the loser duo cut him off. EY takes advantage of the weird situation, but Ace with some Up and Over quick spots, into an Inside Cradle and La Magistral. EY kicks out of the quick flash attempts, but eats a Dropkick, and Ace goes all Speed Kils on him with fast strikes and then a face buster for another near fall. Strike spot very early in the match, Ace gets the best of it, goes for a Tear Drop Suplex but EY sits on it to block, Headlocks to keep him close and then a snap Lariat into beatdown bully tactics. EY takes the referee’s attention and one of the nerds punch Ace in the face.
Eric tries to lean on Ace, but Ace fires, a few strikes, Click Click Boom, the Miz Seated Lariats in the corner, Mochizuki Triangle Kick connects! Only a 2 count, but Ace seems to be in control. Ace puts EY on the ropes, a few strikes to keep him rocked, wants a Superplex, but EY blocks, bites the face and Macho Elbow gets a very close two count. EY tries the Piledriver but Ace turns it into a Jacknife Cradle,Spinning Heel Kick, calls for The Fold, but the losers hop on the apron to distract, Ace attacks them. Ace tries to time out the Triangle Kick again, but Eric dodges, throws Ace head first through the buckles. As Ace stumbles out of the corner, Piledriver, and it’s over.
Oh look it’s the “we’ll hear from Joe Hendry” segment. Again, I’ve loved this gimmick since Day 1, even didn’t hate his What Culture Pro stuff, but there is such a thing as milking a cow too much.
Elijah interrupts the whole “Who’s next” speech. When Elijah comes out he says he’s not the challenger and he believes in Joe. The crowd wants Elijah to turn on Hendry. Elijah pauses for a moment, and starts proving his friendship with stating his favorite color and a little “You Got a Friend in Me”. The crowd is into singing along and waving their cameras like Lighters to a 30 year old song. THANKFULLY Kaz breaks up the hug fest. Now he gets the “Culero” chant.
Kaz pulls out a Bass…what the hell is this Jam Session. Kaz has to warm up so he plays “La Cucaracha” on the bass. Kaz…is a national treasure. Hendry kicks Kaz out of the ring after his Heelish and playfully racially charged song choices. Kaz tries to sow dissension, but Joe and Elijah pinball Kaz between them. Kaz slips a power move and tries to shove Elijah into Joe but Elijah puts the brakes on, a small tense moment. But then Joe and Elijah play “Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey, Goodbye”…and that goes right into a commercial. Oddly…perfect.
Nic Nemeth w/Ryan Nemeth vs Leon Slater
Nic shoots the half immediately for a flash pinfall but Leon kicks out at one. Nic continues to keep things grounded with his amateur wrestling skills, and then does a little Dolph Ziggler show off. So Nic isn’t really taking this seriously, and Leon starts getting the best of things with an Arm Wringer, into drag, Shoulder Tackle and rope run as Nic tries to Leap Frog and Leon puts on the brakes and just shoves Nic on his ass. Nic gets annoyed, a few strikes, grinds his face along the ropes, but Leon keeps stringing some offense together, Back Handspring Elbow into his Corner con Hilo.
Ahh the classic formula of the commercial gives the heel the advantage, Twisting Suplex from Leon stops Nic’s offense momentum, right hand, Leon lifts Nic up for something, Nic slips it, kicks him in the gut, looks for the FameAsser, but Leon catches him into a Blue Thunder Bomb variation. Slater wants the Swanton 450, but Nic powders. Leon tries to adjust into a Dive, but Nic cuts him off, counter for counter and a FameAsser out of the counters for a two count. Nic starts the big brother tactics, bootwashes and arrogance, Slater fires, punches into a Yakuza Kick. Leon wants another Lethal Injection variant, but Nic catches him into a Rear Naked Choke. Slater tries to turn it into a pin so Nic breaks it. Leon wants a Leg Lariat but misses and gets unceremoniously dropped by Nic. Nic puts Leon up on the buckles, Superplex possibly but Slater counters, tries to collect himself for a move, but Nic falls into the ropes to crotch Leon, and finally hits the Superplex.
Twist of Slate from Leon, Swanton 450 but knees get up. Locomotion Cradles from both but they kick out, Ryan picks the ankle to trip up Leon just a touch and then Danger Zone ends the match.
Ryan starts the post match beatdown, but the Hardy’s music hits and they come down to the ring for the save. Matt challenges the Nemeths for Rebellion because they’re not medically cleared yet.
Overall Score: 6.5/10
Decent story motion, no match was offensive, and there was actually some solid match action for television standards. I don’t have a ton to complain about aside from the Knockouts Division is in a weird spot, and giving Hendry a lot of just talking and hollow payoff segments feels stupid. If we need to hear from him every week, give him a talk segment like Highlight Reel or something. Yes I know First Class just got The Penthouse, but if Hendry is going to talk more than wrestle, give him a talk segment for us to sink our teeth into.
There was the announcement that Xia, Lei Ying and Masha will face Tessa, Jacy and a mystery partner. So you gotta wonder if there’s going to be another NXT mercenary, a surprise return or if it’ll just be Rosemary since she’s got her issues with Xia. Also I just realized that Unbreakable is going to be on a Thursday, seemingly after iMPACT? I’m gonna have to see how they do it, because if there’s an Impact episode and 2-3 hour PLE…I do not want to be awake until 1am. People need to work, and I will be Unwakeable if things go that long.
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