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Mitchell’s NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Results & Report! (10/21/23)
Tag in for the Fall!
Will opening night be tranquilo?
On the Road to Power Struggle, Super Junior Tag League takes over! But will Bushi help Titan recreate his BOSJ run to the top? Or will the House of Torture screw them over already?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Shota Umino, Ren Narita & Yuto Nakashima VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
- SANADA & Yuya Uemura VS Boltin Oleg & Oskar Leube; Sanada & Yuya win.
- Tetsuya Naito & Hiromu Takahashi VS Taiji Ishimori & Gedo; Naito & Hiromu win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS Catch 2/2; Catch 2/2 wins.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku; Intergalactic Jet Setters win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Master Wato & El Desperado; Wato & Desperado win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Connors & Moloney win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Bushi & Titan win.
PLAY BY PLAY
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS Catch 2/2!
The Mighty Don’t Kneel, but the Sniper of the Skies and #IchibanSweetBoy are ready to fly! However, will they be able to shoot down former tag team champions, TJP & Francesco Akira? Or will Public Enemy & Nova Fireball rise back up for the United Empire?
Tensions are running high already as Fujita wants after Akira. The ref has them all stay back, and the teams sort out. Fans rally up for “FU-JI-TA!” as he starts against Akira. The two circle and fans rally up again. They tie up, Fujita waistlocks but Akira sits down to wrench out. Fujita rolls, rolls, handsprings and wrenches back very fast and fans cheer. Akira fights up, rolls, trips Fujita and has a toehold. Akira has a standing toehold now, but Fujita turns over, reels Akira in and headlocks. Fans cheer as Fujita clearly learned a lot from Zack Sabre Jr. Akira brings Fujita to a knee, pops out the back and headlocks.
Akira hits the takeover, Fujita headscissors but Akira kips free. Fujita hits a headlock takeover, Akira headscissors, but Fujita kips free. Akira sweeps and covers, ONE! Fujita sweeps and covers, ONE! Dropkicks cancel out, both men handspring up and fans fire up for this opening exchange. Akira and Fujita reset, circle again, and tie up. Akira headlocks, Fujita powers out, but Akira runs him over! Crowns up for the United Empire, but then things speed up. Fujita hurdles and arm-drags, but Akira avoids the second. Akira drags Fujita up but Fujita arm-drags after all! And then he DROPKICKS Akira down!
Fans fire up for Fujita and he brings Akira around. Akira ROCKS Fujita, ROCKS him again, but Fujita just eggs Akira on! Akira throws another forearm, but Fujita DECKS him! Knuckle lock cover, TWO as Akira gets an arm up. Fujita pushes it down, TWO as Akira brings the other arm up. Fujita pushes both arms down, jumps up but Akira monkey flips him away! Fans applaud and they join in on “CATCH! 2-2!” Akira stands Fujita up to CHOP, then whip. But Eagles sneaks a tag! TMDK double ELBOW, then double KNEE SMASH! Eagles taunts TJP, covers, TWO! Eagles has a leg but Akira scrambles to a ROPEBREAK!
Eagles lets off by dropping a knee on the knee, then he KICKS Akira. Eagles brings Akira up, bumps him off buckles and tags in Fujita. Fujita brings Akira around to scoop and SLAM, then he runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Akira is still in this but the fans rally up. Fujita brings Akira around, scoops again but Akira slips out! Akira waistlocks, Fujita switches and shoves but Akira holds ropes. Akira BOOTS Fujita, TJP sneaks a tag, and Akira whips Fujita. Catch 2/2 DOUBLE HIP TOSS, basement dropkick to PENALTY KICK! TJP DECKS Eagles for good measure, then bumps Fujita off buckles.
TJP stomps Fujita, then gets to the face scrub! The fans rally with each one, and TJP runs side to side, BOOT WASH! Fujita sputters and fans rally up. They want one more, so TJP gives Fujita more scrubs. TJP runs side to side again, BOOT WASH! Fans fire up and TJP brings Fujita up. TJP wrenches an arm, tags in Akira, and they double whip. SOBAT! KICK! Trip, SHOTGUN! Cover, TWO! Akira clamps on with a chinlock and he grinds Fujita down. Fujita endures, fights up, and Eagles rallies the fans. Fujita fights up, throws body shots, but Akira ROCKS him! Fujita goes to ropes and Akira brings him up.
Akira whips, Fujita reverses to CHOP! Akira CHOPS! Akira runs, into a WHEEL KICK! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Fujita and Akira stir, crawl, hot tag to Eagles! The Sniper springboards up and over Akira to BLAST TJP! Then he BOOTS Akira and RANAS! Fans rally up as Eagles throws the shirt off. Akira sits up into KICK after KICK after KICK! Eagles then runs, but TJP jumps in! Eagles dodges to then CHOP BLOCK! TJP bails out, Eagles has Akira again, LEG LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Akira is still in this but the fans rally up for Eagles. Eagles goes to a corner, runs in at Akira, and DOUBLE KNEES!
Eagles rolls back, returns, BASEMENT 619! And then one more time, but Akira BOOTS from the mat! Akira and Eagles hurry to their feet, Akira dodges to waistlock but Eagles switches. Akira victory rolls to STOMP 182! Fans fire up while both men are down! Eagles and Akira crawl, hot tags to TJP and Fujita! TJP runs in, Fujita bobs ‘n’ weaves to UPPERCUT! Fujita goes up and FLYING RANAS! TJP bails out, Akira is there, and Fujita builds sped!? Fujita FLIES! Direct hit with the tope conjilo and fans fire up! Ichiban Sweet Boy can do more than grapple, and he puts TJP in to springboards MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally up with Fujita as pounds the mat. Fujita brings TJP up to ROCK him with a forearm, and then another! TJP is in the corner, Fujita CHOPS him! Fujita whips corner to corner, runs in, and he SHOTGUNS TJP down! Fujita fires up, slashes his throat, and he brings TJP up. TJP cradle counters, TWO! TJP SUPERKICKS, runs, but Fujita CHOPS! TJP still JUMP SOBATS! Fujita drops to his knees, TJP waits for him to stand. Fujita swings, TJP gets around and backslides! TWO, and TJP hooks Fujita up in an IRON OCTOPUS! Akira intercepts Eagles to a GUILLOTINE! Akira and Eagles tumble out, TJP shifts to a MOUSE TRAP! TWO!!
Fans rally up as TJP pounds the mat now. TJP drags Fujita up, runs, but Fujita pops TJP up to a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Akira breaks it! Akira goes after Fujita but Fujita spins him to hook the arms, and Eagles SOBATS! TMDK work together, ASSISTED SLICED BREAD! Akira flops out and fans fire up! TMDK drag TJP up and call their shot! Double wrench, lift, but TJP slips free! TJP ROCKS Eagles, KICKS Fujita, but Eagles blocks a kick to hook TJP up. TJP powers out and Akira dumps Eagles out! Fujita’s alone, and runs into an ALLEY-OOP! Akira PLANCHAS Eagles, TJP goes up! MAMBA SPLASH! Cover, TWO?!?
Fans are thunderous as Fujita survives getting dunked on! But “CATCH! 2-2!” coordinate, to go 2 BY 2!! Cover, Catch 2/2 wins!
Winners: Catch 2/2, by pinfall (gains 2 points; TMDK earns 0)
The sweet boy wasn’t able to stop the former tag team champions, and now TJP & Akira have set the pace! Will the United Empire conquer the Super Junior Tag League?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku!
Kushida & Kevin Knight came close to getting the titles back before the tournament, but were shot down by Bullet Club. Will they be able to take flight again? Or will Japones Del Mal & The Blue Playmaker get that gold for Just5Guys?
The teams sort out, and Kushida starts against Taka. The fans rally as the two circle, each try a slide but each avoid it. Kushida tries using his leg guard but Taka stays back. Kushida and Taka tie up, Kushida wrenches to a wristlock and he keeps Taka from ropes. Taka rolls, wrenches, headlocks, then spins to hammerlock then headlock and takeover. Kushida headscissors, Taka kips free and kicks low. Taka headlocks but Kushida powers out, only for Taka to run him over. Fans cheer as Taka runs, then drops down on Kushida for the JUST FACELOCK! Kushida scrambles to the ROPEBREAK, and Taka lets go quickly.
Kushida bails out, fans applaud, and Kushida returns. Taka tags Douki and Kushida tags Knight. They circle, feel things out to a knuckle lock, and Douki knees low. Douki CLUBS Knight, whips, but Knight goes up and over and runs. Knight ducks, shoves, but Douki avoids the hurdle, only for Knight to dropkick the legs out! Knight runs to SPLASH! Fans cheer, Knight brings Douki up and wrenches the arm, then he tags Kushida. Kushida takes the handoff to wrench, then he tags Knight. Knight takes the handoff to wrench, then tags Kushida. Another handoff, and another, and another! Taka protests, but the Jet Setters snapmare to DOUBLE KNEE DROP!
Fans cheer and Kushida wrenches Douki again. Kushida drop toeholds, has the legs then hammerlocks an arm. Kushida SNAP LOCKS that arm, then sits Douki up with a chinlock. Douki fights but Kushida ghost pins, TWO! Kushida CLUBS the arm, wrenches it, then ELBOW BREAKERS! Douki goes to ropes but Kushida runs in. Douki does the splits and Kushida tumbles out! Taka attacks and then runs Kushida all the way to the back corner, to send Kushida into the wall! Then JUST FACELOCK!! The ref reprimands but he’s so far away! Kushida fights, Taka CLUBS him down, and a ring count starts.
Douki waits while Taka CLUBS away on Kushida! The count is 10 of 20! Knight protests, Douki DECKS him, then Taka blocks Kushida’s path with railing! Taka slides in at 16, Kushida hurries and slides under the railing! Kushida stumbles but he runs for the ring, and he slides in at 19.5! Safe! Until Taka drops on him with JUST FACELOCK!! Fans fire up but Knight gets in. Taka kicks him down, and has a TRIANGLE HOLD! Taka has both Jet Setters! Kushida kicks his way back, ROPEBREAK! Taka lets the Jet Setters go, stomps Knight out of the ring, then brings Kushida up. Taka throws knees and puts Kushida in the corner.
Tag to Douki and he stomps Kushida. Douki whips Kushida to a corner, runs in and clotheslines! Then he brings Kushida out to turn and lift, but Kushida fights! Kushida avoids the Gory Especial so Douki knees low! Douki whips, Kushida handsprings and BACK ELBOWS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Kushida and Douki stir, crawl, and hot tag to Knight! Taka runs in but Knight springboards, DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT! Knight fires up, and he rallies with clotheslines and elbows! Knight scoops Douki but Douki slips free! Douki & Taka double kick and double whip, but Knight leaps the lariats to DOUBLE PELE!
Fans fire up with Knight and he has targets in the corners. He clotheslines Taka, SPLASHES Douki, then dodges Taka to send him into Douki, for a DOUBLE SPLASH! Knight says it’s time! Knight puts Douki up top, jumps right up, but Douki slips under! Douki has a foot but Knight kick shim away. Knight CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Douki is still in this and fans rally up. Knight watches Douki as he rises, runs up, but Douki denies the DDT! Knight gets around, Douki fights the lift with elbows, but Knight keeps him from running. So Douki kicks, kicks and ENZIGURI! Douki whips but Kushida sneaks a tag!
Jet Setters bypass and DROPKICK Douki! Kushida hurries to get Douki up in an Electric Chair! But Taka drags Knight out! Douki slips down, ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Taka adds a SHOTGUN! It’s a cradle now! TWO!! Kushida escapes but Taka tags in. Taka whips Kushida to a corner, runs in and SHINING WIZARDS, HEEL KICKS, then SUPER- NO, Kushida dodges to knee low! Kushida runs, but so does Taka, BOOT! Cover, TWO! Taka keeps moving, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Oklahoma Roll! TWO!! JUST FACELOCK!! Knight gets caught into an ITALIAN STRETCH! Taka CLUBS Kushida, pulls way back, Kushida flails and fights!
Taka CLUBS Kushida, PULLS, but Kushida still reaches out! ROPEBREAK!! Fans fire up as Taka lets go in frustration. Taka vows to end this and fans rally up. Taka brings Kushida up and around, scoops him, but Kushida fights free! Kushida KICKS and KICKS and KICKS the arm, runs, but Taka redirects! But Knight gets in to catch Taka, SKY 2 HIGH!! Douki returns, but Knight kicks low! Douki whips Knight but Kushida helps out, BOOSTED CROSSBODY! Direct hit and fans fire up! Knight PLANCHAS to take Douki down! Kushida has Taka for the HOVERBOARD!! Taka flails, TAPS, Jet Setters win!
Winners: Intergalactic Jet Setters, by submission (gains 2 points; Taka & Douki earn 0)
Just as Taka & Douki started rolling, they get shot outta the sky! Will they have to rethink the game plan for the next round? Will Knight & Kushida set course and fly their way back to the tag titles?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Master Wato & El Desperado!
What a twist of fate this is! No Six or Nine this year, the Funky Weapon now stands against the Way of the Grandmaster! Will Dylan Kyle Cox help Taguchi bring down this team of former rivals? Or can Wato and the Rogue Luchador find a way to win together?
Wait, there’s already dysfunction between Wato and Desperado. One, Desperado didn’t wanna make his entrance with Wato but Wato dragged him out here. And while Wato is wearing their “team shirt,” which is really just a picture Wato took of himself and Desperado, Desperado is still wearing the Team Strong Style stuff. Then Desperado decides that if they’re making their entrance together, it’s to his music. Rough waters are ahead, can Wato & Desperado even survive the first round?
The teams sort out and Taguchi asks why they didn’t do Six or Nine. Wato says it’s not a big deal, this isn’t them no longer being friends. Taguchi acts like he can’t hear so Wato keeps trying to explain. The bell rings and these two end up starting. Taguchi kicks low, headlocks, but Wato powers out. They RAM shoulders, neither falls, so things speed up. Taguchi drops then hurdles, Wato leaps, and Taguchi dodges to then arm-drag! Wato arm-drags back! Taguchi arm-drags again, and has the cording hold! Taguchi shifts to a knuckle lock but Wato headscissors. Taguchi kips free, trips Wato, covers, ONE! Wato sweeps and covers, ONE!
Taguchi avoids the dropkick to give a dropkick! Fans cheer as Taguchi stands tall. Taguchi brings Wato around for a point-blank hip attack! And then another! Taguchi brings Wato up, suplexes, but Wato slips free to waistlock, Taguchi switches and shoves, but Desperado sneaks a tag before the HIP ATTACK! Desperado tells Wato to get out already but Wato asks what the heck. They argue, Taguchi runs in, Desperado dodges so the HIP ATTACK hits Wato! Desperado kicks Taguchi, then whips him to ropes, but Taguchi holds those ropes to BOOT back! DKC gets in, he and Taguchi DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE!
Fans cheer on this new duo, and Taguchi starts giving DKC baseball signals for what to do next. DKC isn’t sure he got it but he goes with it! Taguchi goes to a corner, climbs up, and DKC whips Desperado. Desperado blocks, fans rally, and DKC tries again. DKC sends Desperado at the Funky Weapon but Desperado BOOTS the booty! DKC runs in but Desperado dodges, and DKC almost runs into the booty! Desperado runs in, DKC mule kicks, but then Desperado blocks the booty bump with both hands! Fans rally as the struggle continues, but then Desperado turns things around on DKC to rub him into the booty!
Taguchi thinks DKC is succeeding so he cheers “DKC! DKC! D, K, C!” Desperado then brings DKC away, Taguchi hops down to see the truth, and Desperado throws DKC into Taguchi! Fans cheer as Desperado stands tall. Desperado storms up and stomps on Taguchi, then stands him up. Desperado UPPERCUTS and Taguchi sits down. Desperado digs his boot into Taguchi, the ref counts, and Desperado lets off at 4. Wato wants a tag and Desperado just stares at him. Desperado whips Taguchi to a neutral corner to then UPPERCUT! Taguchi sits down and Desperado digs his knee in!
The ref counts, Desperado lets off, and Wato again wants a tag. Desperado just stares, but he brings Taguchi up again. Desperado scoops to SLAM Taguchi, and then grabs a leg. Desperado turns Taguchi over for a HALF CRAB! Taguchi endures, flails, reaches out, and Wato again wants a tag. Desperado just stares at Wato, then lets off in frustration. Desperado whips Taguchi to the blue corner, tags Wato in with some stank, and fans fire up. Wato brings Taguchi up, but Taguchi CHOPS! And fires off fast hands! Wato knee slow, snapmares, and then KICKS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Wato runs up to stomp Taguchi down!
Wato drags Taguchi up, scoops and SLAMS him, then covers again. TWO, but Wato keeps his cool. Fans rally as Wato stomps Taguchi more, then brings him around. Taguchi CHOPS again, and again, and again! Wato KICKS Taguchi, and KICKS again! Taguchi wobbles, but he blocks a kick! Wato ELBOWS back, runs, but into a HIP ATTACK! Both men are down and fans fire up! Taguchi and Wato crawl, hot tag to Desperado! Desperado stomps Taguchi down, whips, but Taguchi HIP ATTACKS Desperado! Roll and hot tag to DKC! DKC runs in to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! DKC whips, Desperado reverses but DKC RANAS!
Fans rally and DKC runs in, but is put on the apron. DKC GAMANGIRIS, then springboards, FLYING ARM-DRAG! DKC keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges to CANNONBALL!? Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as DKC drags Desperado up to wrench, clinch, but Desperado fights the suplex! Desperado reaches for ropes, has to fight the lift again, and he wrenches out to hit a BIG back suplex! Wato is back and he wants a tag! Desperado rolls his way over, hot tag to Wato! Fans rally up as Wato rallies on DKC! Wato whips, DROPKICKS, and fires up again! Wato hurries to the apron, takes aim, and he springboards to FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO!
DKC hangs in there but Wato fires up more. Wato drags DKC up, reels him in, but DKC fights the suplex! DKC switches then feeds to Taguchi’s BOOT! BACKHAND! ENZIGURI! Wrench and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, Desperado breaks it! Taguchi CLUBS Desperado and TOSSES him out! DKC fires up and drags Wato to his feet. Clinch and CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP! Fans rally with every shot! DKC keeps going over and over, to then CHOP Wato down! DKC runs, to SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Wato is still in this but DKC goes up! Fans rally as he climbs, and he DIVING-
NO, Wato dodges, to SCREW HIGH KICK! Taguchi wants to get back in but Desperado catches him by his tights! Taguchi’s undies are showing! Volt green? Wato gets DKC for the TSUTENKAKU GERMAN!! Bridging cover, Wato & Desperado win!
Winners: Master Wato & El Desperado, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Taguchi & DKC earn 0)
Desperado apologizes for pantsing Taguchi, but the kids in the crowd think it was funny. Taguchi still says this is a bad example for those kids. Taguchi’s one to talk, but then wait, Desperado just heads out on his own? Wato doesn’t understand, but maybe as long as they keep winning, it’ll be okay. Will this pairing of rivals work out in the end? Or will it fall apart as soon as next round?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!
Lio Rush is out and we all wish him a speedy recovery, but the show must go on. As such, Mr. Direct Drive has called upon the Dream Follower to be his partner! Will this new team be able to take down the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships? Or will these War Dogs unload a Full Clip to start the tournament?
The teams sort out but the Abunai Gaijin rush in! Yoh & Musashi dodge then fire forearms in return! The bell rings, the brawl continues, and Bullet Club takes control. They whip Yoh & Musashi at each other, but they dosido and come back to ROCK Bullet Club! Yoh & Musashi bring Connors & Moloney out, both Connors & Moloney take swings but both Yoh & Musashi block. They wrench, knuckle lock, and go up and up and go Old School! Fans fire up for the STEREO AX HANDLES! Then the STEREO UPPERCUTS! Connors & Moloney both bail out, Yoh & Musashi both build speed, STEREO TOPE CONJILOS!
Fans fire up as the Bullet Club goes down! Yoh struts and fires up among the fans while Musashi stomps Drilla. Yoh stomps Connors then puts Moloney in. Yoh & Musashi stomp in a corner, double whip corner to corner, then Yoh sends Musashi in to ELBOW! Musashi sets up, Yoh runs in, POETRY IN MOTION! Kick and turn, NECKBREAKER to SHOTGUN! Cover, ONE!! Moloney is tough but Yoh kicks low. Yoh whips, but Connors tags in as Moloney reverses. Moloney drops, then Connors POUNCES! Moloney BLASTS Musashi, too, and Connors is all fired up. Connors keeps Yoh in the ring and covers, TWO!
Moloney goes after Musashi outside the ring, but Connors stands Yoh up to CHOP! Connors has Yoh in the corner to CHOP again, then he puts Yoh back in the corner, to CHOP again! Tag to Moloney and he fakes chop to poke Yoh in the eye! Moloney laughs, then he stomps Yoh down, to then throw down punches! The ref counts as Moloney stands on Yoh, and Moloney lets off at 4. Yoh flops out of the ring, and Connors fires off shots! The ref misses that, Moloney taunts Musashi and that distracts the ref more, so Connors CHOKES Yoh! Connors drags Yoh up and into the ring, Moloney covers, TWO! Yoh hangs tough and fans rally up.
Moloney is annoyed as he stalks Yoh. Moloney stands on Yoh’s face, tags Connors, and Connors BLASTS Musashi before he drops an elbow on Yoh! Connors taunts Musashi, Moloney mocks Yoh and flips off the fans, but the fans rally up for Yoh more. Connors stands Yoh up but Yoh kicks low! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Connors knees low, ROCKS Yoh, and he stays between Yoh and Musashi. Connors stands Yoh up, snap suplexes him down, and then takes his time before the cover, TWO! Connors mockingly applauds then drags Yoh up. Connors snap suplexes again, stares Musashi down, then covers, TWO!
Fans rally for Yoh, Connors drags him up, but Yoh fights the suplex this time! Yoh throws body shots, then suplexes, but Connors counters to snap suplex! Yoh writhes, Connors covers, but Musashi breaks it! Moloney storms in but Musashi gets away. Connors stands Yoh up, full nelsons and he thrashes Yoh around! Yoh sits down, Connors leans on the hold, but fans rally as Yoh endures. Yoh fights up, and he breaks the nelson! Yoh throws elbows, whips Connors to ropes, but Connors holds ropes to ELBOW back! But Yoh goes Matrix to dodge, then he mule kicks and NECKBREAKERS! Fans fire up while both men are down!
Yoh and Connors crawl, hot tags to Musashi and Moloney! They fire forearms on each other, fans fire up, and Moloney wobbles! He grits his teeth to kick back and CHOP! Moloney whips Musashi to a corner, runs in, but Musashi BOOTS back! And RANAS! Fans fire up and Musashi brings Moloney up. Connors CLUBS Musashi, then Bullet Club double whips. Musashi crisscrosses them to kick, CHOP and swing! Connors gets around, Moloney storms up but Musashi BOOTS him away! Moloney tries again, Musashi sends him into Connors! And then Musashi dodges to dropkick the legs, and then he DROPKICKS Moloney down!
Fans fire up as Musashi clinches to EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Moloney hangs tough but Musashi keeps cool. Musashi drags Moloney up, spins him, waistlocks, but Moloney fires elbows. Moloney goes to run but Musashi waistlocks. Moloney brings him along and Connors DECKS Musashi! Bullet Club double suplexes but Yoh saves Musashi! But Bullet Club stereo BODY SHOT! They whip Yoh & Musashi, but Yoh & Musashi both reverse to DOUBLE DROPKICK! And then STEREO FALCON ARROWS!! Musashi covers Moloney, TWO! Fans fire up as Yoh & Musashi both tune up! They aim at Moloney, to DOUBLE-
NO, Moloney dodges! Connors returns, POWERSLAM for Yoh! SPINEBUSTER and DOUBLE STOMP for Musashi! Musashi sputters and writhes but Bullet Club locks ‘n’ loads. Musashi stands, into the GORE SANDWICH! And then Connors goes up top, Moloney suplexes, but Musashi slips free! Musashi shoves Moloney, Connors leaps over, into Yoh’s SUPERKICK! Moloney returns, blocks Yoh’s superkick and gives it to Musashi so he can SUPERKICK Musashi himself! JAB for Yoh, and Moloney runs, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! Fans fire up as Musashi brings Moloney up and scoops. Musashi SLAMS him in the drop zone, then tags Yoh!
Yoh goes up and fans fire up for the FROG SPLASH! Cover, Connors POUNCES Musashi to break it up! All four men are down and the fans rally back up. Connors whips Musashi but Musashi reverses to TOSS Connors out. Then Musashi PLANCHAS, but Connors catches him! And POSTS him! Moloney runs in, blocks another superkick, but then Yoh blocks a kick. Moloney ENZIGURIS, runs, but into Yoh’s LARIAT!! Fans are thunderous as Yoh drags Moloney up! DIRECT- NO, Moloney fights out, wrenches, feed to Connors’ SPEAR! Connors tags in, goes up, and Moloney suplexes! FULL CLIP!! Cover, Bullet Club wins!
Winners: Clark Connors & Dan Moloney, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yoh & Musashi earn 0)
#DreamDrive almost took down the champions, but they couldn’t stop supersized Junior Heavyweights like this! Will Yoh & Musashi still find a way to the tournament finals? Or will these Abunai Gaijin prove to be the most dangerous Super Juniors of all time?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!
Los Ingobernables de Japon’s masked luchadores are back together again after falling just short of the finals last year! Will they make Super Junior Tag League tranquilo this time? Or will the Murder Machine & Heel Master stack the deck already?
Before the match, Sho gets a mic to say he doesn’t get why opening night is here in Kumagaya. Sho is embarrassed to even be in Saitama, and says it’s fitting that Bushi & Titan wear masks, because they don’t wanna be here, either! Fans tell Sho to go home, but Sho says what’ll really be embarrassing is LOSING in Kumagaya! Sho & Kanemaru then attack LIJ! Red Shoes reprimands but Sho TOSSES Bushi and Kanemaru snapmares Titan. Kanemaru rips at the mask! Sho does the same on Bushi! Red Shoes reprimands them both, counts, and Kanemaru lets off at 4. Sho gives up and he stomps Bushi down.
Kanemaru CLUBS Titan while Red Shoes reprimands Sho. Kanemaru DDTS Titan down! Titan writhes, goes to a corner, and Kanemaru runs in. Titan BOOTS back then goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Tag to Bushi and he stomps Kanemaru. Bushi turns Kanemaru for a NECKBREAKER, then covers, TWO! Bushi drags Kanemaru up but Kanemaru claws the eyes! Bushi kicks back, whips, but Kanemaru reverses and Sho trips Bushi up! Kanemaru DROPKICKS Titan, Sho brings Bushi to the crowd, and BOWLS him into chairs! Kanemaru POSTS Titan, Red Shoes reprimands them both, but Sho CHOKES Bushi with a chair!
Fans rally for Bushi but Sho even stands on Bushi to make it worse. Sho still wants to take the mask! The ring count starts, Kanemaru leaves Titan alone to be in the ring. Sho brings Bushi back and puts him in. Kanemaru scrapes his sole off Bushi’s face, then drags Bushi up. Kanemaru feeds Bushi to Sho’s boot! Tag to Sho, Sho stomps Bushi around, then drags Bushi up. Sho bumps Bushi off buckles, stomps away in the corner, then stands on Bushi. Red Shoes reprimands then counts, but Sho steps off at 4. Sho drags Bushi up, bumps him off buckles, and he sits Bushi down. Sho & Kanemaru both dig their boots in!
Red Shoes reprimands, Kanemaru tags in and drags Bushi to the apron. Sho keeps Red Shoes distracted as Kanemaru DROPKICKS Bushi! Sho WRECKS Titan, Kanemaru covers, TWO! Sho complains about the count but the count is fair. Kanemaru then puts Bushi in a CAMEL CLUTCH! Sho runs around the way to BLAST Titan! Red Shoes focuses on Bushi as he endures, and Bushi gets an arm free to reach out. Kanemaru adds a chinlock to this to blind and grind, but Bushi shifts around to the ROPEBREAK! Kanemaru lets go and stomps Bushi down. Kanemaru taunts and toys with Bushi, but Bushi CHOPS back!
Bushi CHOPS again but Kanemaru claws eyes! Kanemaru throws Bushi down, then wants the mask! Red Shoes reprimands, Kanemaru stops and pushes Red Shoes away. Kanemaru stomps Bushi, tags Sho, and Sho CHOKES Bushi. Sho wants the mask! Red Shoes reprimands, Sho CHOKES Bushi more, then Sho lets off at 4. Bushi sputters but Sho kicks him around. Sho stomps Bushi, covers, TWO! Bushi hangs tough and Sho is again upset with Red Shoes. Tag to Kanemaru, he drags Bushi up and CLUBS him on the neck. Bushi goes to a corner, Kanemaru runs up and blocks a boot! Kanemaru ROCKS Bushi, BOOTS him, then whips him.
Kanemaru runs in but Bushi BOOTS back! And then RANAS! Fans fire up as both men are down! Hot tag to Titan! Fans fire up as El Inmortal rallies and whips. Kanemaru reverses, runs in, but into a BOOT, SOBAT, KICK, fast hands and a JUMP SOBAT! Sho runs in, but Titan dodges, ripcords and CHOPS! Then Titan goes up and up and tightrope walks, jumps and MISSILE DROPKICKS Kanemaru! Sho runs up again, kicks and whips, but Titan reverses. Titan goes Matrix, then CALF KICKS Sho out! Fans fire up as the House boys regroup. Titan DIVES to take them both out at the ramp!
Titan stands and fans fire up. Titan fetches Kanemaru up to knee him and put him in the ring. Cover, TWO! Kanemaru hangs tough but Titan keeps cool. Titan pounds the mat and the fans rally behind him. Titan drags Kanemaru up, reels him in, and Canadian Racks, to spin and spin and- NO, Kanemaru slips out and pulls the mask! Red Shoes reprimands but Sho tags in. Sho has Titan up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Sho drags Titan and knuckle locks to wrench. Sho brings Titan to his knees, kicks, KICKS and- NO, Titan blocks the superkick! Sho pulls the mask! Red Shoes reprimands, Sho runs, but Titan trips him!
Bushi gets in to DROPKICK! Titan springboards to SPLASH! Cover, Kanemaru breaks it! Bushi goes after Kanemaru but Kanemaru elbow shim. But then Bushi dropkicks the legs! Bushi & Titan each get Kanemaru & Sho, for STEREO TRAILER HITCHES! Fans fire up as Sho & Kanemaru endure torture, but wait! Here’s gaddamn Dick Togo! He rings the bell to fake out LIJ! LIJ thinks they’ve won but it’s that damn Spoiler playing jokes! Bushi & Titan see that, and then EVIL & YUJIRO get in to BLINDSIDE LIJ and Red Shoes!! Fans boo as the House boys play the same old games again! They stomp away on Titan then drag him up.
Yujiro & Dick double whip, then Dick runs in to ELBOW! Yujiro runs in to BOOT Evil runs in to clothesline! Snapmare, and then Dick goes up! They set Titan up for the DICK CHOP!! Sho covers, Red Shoes is up, TWO!!! Titan survives and Sho is furious! The House protests but they’re the ones who knocked Red Shoes down to make him woozy. Sho gets Titan up, POWER BREAKER!! Cover, BUSHI BREAKS IT!! Just in time, but Kanemaru TOSSES him! Sho laughs as he aims his bow. Sho drags Titan up, reels him in, tucks the arms, SHOCK- NO, Titan fights and Alabama Lifts, to BACK DROP!
Fans fire up as Titan keeps this going! Titan runs in, Sho gets around and shoves him into Red Shoes! And Sho SNATCHES the mask!! Fans boo this utter disrespect! Sho has his Murder Tool at the ready, but Bushi BOOTS Sho! Kanemaru runs in, but Bushi ducks, WHISKEY MIST hits Sho!! Bushi BLACK MISTS Kanemaru!! The fans are thunderous, but then Evil, Dick & Yujiro rush back in to mug Bushi! Titan has his mask back on while The House whips Bushi. Bushi TOSSES Dick, dodges Yujiro and BOOTS Evil! BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO on the King of Darkness and his Tokyo Pimp!
Bushi TOSSES Evil & Yujiro, Titan throws off the elbow pads! Titan FLIES to bring down the House!! Fans are thunderous again, Titan returns to Sho! Titan drags Sho up, but Sho rakes the eyes! Sho runs, but into the TORNADO DDT! Bushi is back, he DECKS Kanemaru, then builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Kanemaru at the ramp! Titan hurries up the corner, fans fire up and Titan ANGEL INMORTAL!! Cover, LIJ WINS!
Winners: Bushi & Titan, by pinfall (gains 2 points; The House of Torture earns 0)
The House tried all sorts of tricks, but it wasn’t enough against the Black Mask y El Inmortal! Will The Murder Machine & Heel Master just try to do even worse the next round?
As for LIJ, Bushi gets the mic to tell House, “TOO BAD, HUH!?” Bushi copies Evil’s usual insult, and the fans tell the House to go home. The House gets outta there, and Bushi says in this year’s Super Junior Tag League, they have their crucial first win! And Bushi wants everyone to welcome back LIJ’s new member, Titan! The fans cheer and Bushi tells Titan that it is thanks to him that they won. Titan then gets the mic to say, in Japanese, that he is happy to be back in Japan. Viva Mexico, viva Japon, and viva Los Ingobernables de Japon! Fans cheer that, and Bushi gets the mic back to say he didn’t quite catch that.
But this was only the beginning for them in this tournament. Bushi vows that he and Titan will fire up Super Jr. Tag League, get to the finals in Osaka, and get the trophies so they can come back to Kumagaya as the champions! They mean it! EN SERIO! MA-JI-DE!! Fans fire up, but will Los Ingo’s dos luchadores go all the way to the top?
Here are the current Super Junior Tag League Standings!
Catch 2/2: 1-0, 2 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 1-0, 2 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 1-0, 2 points
Master Wato & El Desperado: 1-0, 2 points
Bushi & Titan: 1-0, 2 points
Yoh & Musashi: 0-1, 0 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 0-1, 0 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 0-1, 0 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 0-1, 0 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 0-1, 0 points
My Thoughts:
A great opening night for Super Jr. Tag League, and the winning five all made sense to me. Fujita isn’t a Young Lion anymore but he isn’t as established yet, TMDK takes the loss to former tag champs Catch 2/2. Douki & Taka are familiar partners but it’s been awhile given it used to be Douki & Kanemaru, and as such, they take the loss to Kushida & Knight, who are building back up as they’re also former tag champs. The dysfunction of Wato & Desperado could’ve been played up more but they still got the point across. And much like Fujita, DKC isn’t a Young Lion or anything but he is still young and is just now teaming with Taguchi, so it makes sense Wato & Desperado win.
Bullet Club being the tag champs, they weren’t gonna lose the opening round. But they had a great match with Yoh & Musashi, helping establish Musashi for NJPW fans. And of course, great but also overbooked main event with the House of Torture. One of these days, someone in an authority position (kayfabe or otherwise) needs to say there’s just a ringside ban on the House outside of who is in the actual match, but I guess that’s not how NJPW does things. At least LIJ won out, though, to give a great start to their run. Titan made it to the Best of the Super Junior finals, I kinda hope he and Bushi make it to the Super Jr. finals, to improve upon last year’s run.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Will the landscape change again?
Eddy Thorpe keeps prodding and provoking Oba Femi, so he gets his last chance at the NXT Championship! Will Eddy truly be the alpha of NXT?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- NXT Heritage Cup Championship: Lexis King VS Charlie Dempsey; wins and
- NXT North American Championship: Tony D’Angelo w/ The D’Angelo Family VS Ridge Holland; wins and
- NXT Championship: Oba Femi VS Eddy Thorpe; wins and
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[Due to the scheduling choices of KVIA2 CW (El Paso & Las Cruces), coverage of NXT will not begin until 9PM Eastern]
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Time to burn it down!
Ahead of entering the Royal Rumble, Seth Rollins and Drew McIntyre go one more round in a rematch from WrestleMania 40!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kofi Kingston w/ Xavier Woods VS Rey Mysterio; Rey wins.
- Bayley VS Nia Jax; Nia wins.
- PENTA VS Pete Dunne; Penta wins.
- Damage CTRL VS Pure Fusion Collective; DMG CTRL wins.
- Seth Rollins VS Drew McIntyre; Rollins wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Nia Jax ambushes Rhea Ripley!
The Irresistible Force is here on Raw to face Bayley, but she’s getting her payback on Mami for last week! She dribbles Rhea into the steel chain link fencing again and again, even as security and Adam Pearce rush in! They get Nia to stop, but Rhea is pissed! Will Nia regret riling up Rhea Bloody Ripley?
Jey Uso is here!
Dallas fires up and bounces along as it’s time to YEET! Michael Cole does his best to keep up with the beat as Main Event Jey makes his way down the bleachers. Wade Barrett is subbing in for Pat McAfee (the NCAA College Football Championship is also tonight), and Wade says Maggle looks like a “drunk grandpa” doing the YEET. Jey makes it to ringside, he high fives Maggle, then goes to the ring. But the YEET doesn’t slow down, it just keeps going! Jey grabs a mic and tells Dallas, “Main Event Jey Uso is now in your citaaaaaa~!” The fans cheer and join in with a “YEET!” Jey says this weekend, “YEET!” Saturday Night’s Main Event, “YEET!” Jey takes home the big one!
But then before Jey can continue, GUNTHER makes his way out here! Der Ring General, World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, makes his way right to the ring. Gunther grabs himself a mic while the fans boo. Jey paces but Gunther tells him, “Lemme guess, the next thing you were about to say is you were going to win the World Heavyweight title.” Jey confirms, he is gonna beat Gunther, then hang the title up in his room. Gunther says Jey really is “a funny little man.” But let’s not act like we both know it won’t happen. Last week, Jey was right here in front of Gunther, and he said every morning, he looks in the mirror and bets on himself.
The thing is, Gunther believes Jey. Gunther was looking forward to Saturday to square off with Main Event Jey Uso. Until today, when he saw Jey walking in here acting like that conversation last week never happened. Not after seeing Jey act like a complete DORK! Like he’s the company mascot for the fans! At this point, Gunther doesn’t even care. He could jsut as well get challenged by Jimmy Uso. Jey tells Gunther to not say something about his brother. Gunther says it doesn’t matter what Jey says, he never follows up with his actions! The fans are the only ones naive enough to believe everything Jey says. Gunther does not.
Bet on yourself? Until when? Until Roman Reigns whistles for him? Until Sami Zayn needs him? Until Jimmy needs him? Even Cody needed Jey and Jey showed up! All that makes Jey is a useful idiot, and Jey doesn’t even see it! Jey, your words and your actions do not align. Gunther’s always do! So on Saturday, when the bell rings, Gunther exposes Jey for the flash in the pan that has NO business being even this close to the World Heavyweight Championship. The fans boo but Gunther tells Jey to go. The fans “YEET! YEET! YEET!” but Jey says Gunther’s right again. Everything Gunther just said is true again.
Jey is the mascot of the WWE. And the fans here are his team. The fans are his squad. They ride with him! “YEET!” Slide with him! “YEET!” And they will be with him when he beats Gunther for the world championship! “YEET!” Jey reminds us he respects Gunther. But Gunther will respect Jey, too. Because only one of them in this ring main-evented a WrestleMania, and it ain’t Gunther. But then Gunther DECKS Jey! Gunther stomps Jey, the fans boo, but then Gunther DECKS Jey again! Gunther stands Jey up, but Jey TACKLES Gunther! Jey rains down fists and teh fans fire up! Gunther gets up, but Jey fires more hands!
Jey has Gunther’s shirt over his head for a hockey scrum! Gunther gets free, but Jey SUPERKICKS him down! The fans all “YEET!” while Der Ring General retreats! Jey has the belt and he dares Gunther to come get it! Jey drops it at the ropes, Gunther storms up to the apron, but Gunther stays back. Gunther leaves Dallas with the belt tonight, but will Jey leave San Antonio with it this Saturday?
The New Day walks the halls.
And then they spot someone. “Finally, somebody who understands!” JBL is here! They all shake hands, and JBL loves seeing them. Kofi Kingston says JBL is not just a champion and a Hall of Famer, but he’ll be on commentary tonight for The New Day’s match with that “hypocrite of a locker room leader,” Rey Mysterio. JBL should let New Day know they are the victims of a disgusting smear campaign! Kofi even sweetens the deal with a whole $2. Kofi says JBL understands being in a tag team but having to cut the deadweight to get ahead. And when he did, what happened? He had the greatest success of his career!
Not as great as The New Day, but please, be an acolyte for ya bois! JBL says yes, he does “get it.” Big E, all the muscles and charisma and personality, everywhere they go, the fans love Big E. Everyone chants for New Day, for Big E. You get rid of him, the fans have to pay attention to Kofi & Woods! Wow, okay. Backhanded compliments? Be that way. The New Day heads out, JBL asks if he can keep the two bucks. Will Kofi & Woods finally see who’s really in the wrong? Or will they continue to have a bad day here on Raw?
Backstage interview with Bayley.
Cathy Kelley is with the “busiest superstar” in WWE right now, as Bayley was on Raw, NXTÂ and SmackDown all last week. And she has an announcement to make, so for those who ahven’t heard, could she share? Yes, cat is out of the bag, Bayley is back on Raw officially via the Transfer Window! She started here after her NXT call-up, so it just feels right. But also, she is declaring for the 2025 Women’s Royal Rumble! And if you remember, she won the 2024 Rumble, so going back to back sounds really good. She could choose Tiffany Stratton, she could choose Rhea Ripley, or- Nia Jax interrupts.
Nia says Bayley can have Rhea, Nia gets Tiffy. Also, Nia is going to win the Women’s Rumble, not Bayley. Oh, yeah, Bayley did see what Nia did to Rhea earlier. If Nia wants to try that, Bayley dares her. Nia says she’ll see Bayley out there. Nia leaves, but will the Irresistible Force rough Bayley up the same way she did Rhea? Or will Bayley continue to be the Role Model, even after changing brands?
Kofi Kingston w/ Xavier Woods VS Rey Mysterio!
Raw returns and JBL is out there with Wade and Maggle already. The New Day makes their entrance, and they hate their song! They have it turn off, they get the tron to stop, and Woods says they already told the idiots in production that they’re no longer using that stuff! It’s ya bois, the NEW~ DAY~, and Dallas is starting to piss Kofi off! They have been doing this for too long and too well to be disrespected like this. They are walking Hall of Famers, unlike this FRAUD, JBL! JBL, give him that money back! Kofi snatches it out of JBL’s lapel pocket. Woods says Rey’s getting the brakes beat off him by the one and only Kofi Kingston~! BECAUSE NEW! DAY- “SUCKS!”
The fans chant “NEW! DAY SUCKS!” and the bell rings. Kofi and Rey circle, feel things out, and Kofi waistlocks to then headlock, waistlock, and he shoves Rey to a corner. The fans boo but Kofi soaks up that heat. JBL says this is the only time he’ll cheer a “deadbeat dad” like Rey. Rey and Kofi tie up, Rey waistlocks but Kofi switches to SLAM Rey down! Kofi slaps Rey around, and the fans boo as Kofi & Woods soak up the heat. Kofi taunts Rey, Rey and Kofi reset, and they tie up. Rey wrenches, hammerlocks, but Kofi wrenches out. Kofi wristlocks, Rey rolls and kips up, then Rey wrenches to headlock.
Kofi powers up and out, drops down then CLOBBERS Rey! The fans boo but Kofi keeps moving. Rey drops down, blows past Kofi, then tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Kofi staggers up, Rey dropkicks the legs out! Kofi is on ropes, Rey dials it up, but Kofi ducks the 619! Rey then PLANCHAS, but Kofi moves! Rey is on the apron, Kofi YANKS him down! The fans tell Kofi off but he drags Rey up and into the ring. Kofi then fires UPPERCUTS on Kofi, CHOKES him in the corner, then stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Kofi steps off, and then Kofi whips corner to corner. Rey reverses, runs up, but Kofi SWING KICKS! Rey GAMANGIRIS in return!
Rey RAMS Kofi, slingshots and SUNSET- NO, Kofi holds on, and he CLUBS Rey down! The fans boo but Kofi brings Rey in! Woods says watch this, “Hall of Famer!” Kofi lifts Rey, Rey pops free, but Kofi stomps away on him! Kofi glares at JBL, then he drags Rey up. The fans boo but Kofi SMACKS Rey off the apron. Kofi then reels Rey in, but Rey RANAS Kofi into the steel steps! The fans fire up as Rey rises, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns and Kofi has Rey down with an armlock. Rey fights to his feet, the fans fire up, and the forearms go back and forth! Kofi ROCKS Rey, Rey ROCKS Kofi, but then Kofi kicks low! Kofi whips, Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges, then Rey leaps to FLYING FOREARM! Both men are down and the fans fire up again. Woods coaches Kofi while Rey goes to the apron. Rey then goes to the corner, but Kofi hurries over that way. Kofi fires body shots, then he climbs up after Rey. Kofi brings Rey up but Rey fires body shots in return! Rey BENDS Kofi’s fingers, then he HEADBUTTS Kofi! Kofi staggers up, Rey hits the SEATED SENTON!
Rey gets moving, but Kofi ducks the springboard crossbody! Kofi sunset flip, but Rey rolls through, basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Kofi goes to a corner, Rey CLUBS him, and the fans rally. The ref gets between them, but Kofi pokes Rey in the eyes! Kofi leaps, CROSSBODY SPLASH to the back! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for Rey as he stays in this. The fans chant “NEW! DAY SUCKS!” Woods argues with a fan, Kofi aims, TROUBLE IN- NO, Rey dodges, then comes back to RANA! Kofi is on ropes, Rey dials it up! But Woods trips Rey! The ref saw that clear as day! Woods argues with the ref, but the ref EJECTS Woods!
The fans fire up while Woods throws a fit! Rey DECKS Woods! But Kofi CLOBBERS Rey! The fans boo, but Kofi hauls Rey up! Rey victory rolls Kofi onto ropes! Rey redials, 619!! And then the springboard, but onto knees! Kofi covers, TWO!! Rey survives, the fans fire up, but Kofi seethes. Kofi hauls Rey up, clinches, S O- NO! Rey makes the SOS a cover, REY WINS!
Winner: Rey Mysterio, by pinfall
But Woods CLBOBERS Rey from behind! The New Day mugs Rey, the fans boo more, but here comes the LWO! Joaquin Wilde & Cruz Del Toro run The New Day off! The fans boo, Cruz & Wilde check Rey, but then the New Day sneak back in! They drag Wilde out to POST him! Cruz hurries but now New Day retreats for real! Insult to injury here, but will Kofi & Woods continue to be blinded by their own arrogance?
Backstage interview with Team American Made.
Cathy Kelley waits as Chad Gable is arguing with his own people, then says okay, sorry, he was inspiring the team. But yeah, he’s the talk of the whole freakin’ wrestling world the past week, but he is man enough to admit he has a problem. And it all started with losing to Penta last week! It was Dragon Lee before that, and Rey Mysterio before that. Gable asks, “What’re we gonna do her?” But he’s figured it out! He found a man who knows a thing or two about lucha libre, and that man is intelligent with a mustache to match. That man is Dominik Mysterio! While Dom helps Gable with his lucha problem, the team has their marching order.
Ivy Nile says there’s a Women’s Intercontinental Championship with her name all over it. Brutus says those tag titles should’ve already had their names on them, HAHA~! Julius mocks how War Raiders cry about “One more injury~ and we’re done forever~!” Like that’s something to be proud of? No more asking, they’re just taking! They’ll take those tag titles from a team near the end of their career and put them on a team that’s entering their prime. Gable says this team that bleeds red, white ‘n’ blue will have waists wrapped in gold, and it will be glorious. Team American Made heads out, but can Dirty Dom really help Gable clean up his act?
Sami Zayn is here!
Dallas sings his song, and the Underdog from the Underground goes right to the ring. He grabs a mic and thanks Dallas for that, that never gets old. But he wont’ beat around the bush, he’ll just get right to business. Sami spoke with Adam Pearce, and Sami is now officially entered into the 2025 Men’s Royal Rumble match! The fans like the sound of that! Sami says Rollins told him he’s already helped a lot of others, so time to help himself. Well, Sami thought about that, and thought about what he wants. When he thought about that, it opened a whole bunch of thoughts. Sami pictured what 14-year-old Sami wanted.
Sami thought about what the millions around the world who dream of becoming pro-wrestlers, and the thousands who actually live the dream and get to do it. And then the even smaller group lucky enough to call themselves WWE Superstars. And then the smallest group of all, the hardest to crack into at all, is the upper echelon, the top tier, and that is where Sami is now! The fans cheer, and Sami firmly believes he is as good as everyone else in that group. That group is all in the Royal Rumble, and the only difference between Sami and the others, aka Roman, McIntyre, Rollins, and so on, is that they all have a world title to their name… and Sami doesn’t.
Sami has said it before, he’ll say it again, he’s had a great life, a great career. He doesn’t need the world title to complete him. The fans have supported Sami throughout the years, and believe it or not, that support means more to him than any world title could ever mean! So no, Sami does not need that world title, but DAMMIT, he WANTS it!! The fans love that! Sami says 14-year-old Sami wants that title, and he’s still with Sami! That kid sets foot in this ring every time Sami does. So Sami doesn’t need it, he wants it, so he will TAKE IT! WAIT, Kevin Owens is here!? The fans boo and Sami is certainly stunned seeing SmackDown’s Prizefighter back on Raw.
Kevin, who is still carrying the “Winged Eagle” title, while wearing a Bret Hart merchandise jacket, makes his way to the ring. Kevin grabs the mic, and while fans boo, he looks to Sami. Sami says he knew it was a matter of time before Kevin showed up. How does Kevin wanna do this? Kevin asks what Sami means. Sami knows Kevin. We all saw what Kevin did to Cody over teaming with Roman, so how’s this going down? Aw, is that why Sami thinks Kevin is here? No, Kevin admits, he was upset at first. But he realizes now that Sami teaming with Roman isn’t the same as Cody teaming with Roman.
Sami and Roman had a lot of history, the same as Sami and Kevin. And Roman did terrible things to Sami that Sami overlooked, just as Kevin did to Sami that Sami has overlooked. Or rather, Sami forgave Kevin for those things. Same as him forgiving Roman! Because that is who Sami is: Sami is a good person. And Rollins is right, Sami does a lot for others, especially his friends. And well, Sami is still Kevin’s best friend. A brother even! Kevin is here to tell his brother that he whole heartedly believes Sami can and will win the Royal Rumble. Kevin knows that the Sami he’s known for 20 YEARS will win the Royal Rumble!
And why? Because Sami deserves it! Sami deserves to go to WrestleMania and fight for the WWE Championship, and Kevin knows Sami will do it! Then Kevin and Sami can accomplish one more thing together. Think of everything they’ve done and seen each other do in this business. They main-evented WrestleMania to become tag team champions. But there’s one more thing they haven’t done: main event WrestleMania for THE WWE Championship. And when Sami wins the Rumble, they can do that, so long as Kevin walks away THE WWE Champion. But Kevin knows both of those things are going to happen.
Kevin knows Sami will win the Rumble because Kevin has his back. He does. And Kevin knows he’ll be THE WWE Champion because just like Sami had Roman’s back, he’s got Kevin’s back. Right? Kevin just knows it. Sami is his best friend, his brother, and if Kevin needs him, Sami will be there. Kevin drops his mic and heads out, but Sami is rather confused. Is Kevin suggesting Sami do what it sounds like? What will Sami do on this Road to WrestleMania?
Backstage interview with Sheamus.
Cathy is with The Fella and brings up his Intercontinental Championship match he has this Saturday against Bron Breakker. Why is this title so important to him? Sheamus says many would look at his career, and say he has the perfect backwards WWE career. He was only six months into his career, and he beat one of the biggest names this business has ever seen in John Cena to become WWE Champion. Ironically, the Intercontinental Champioship is what drew Sheamus to the WWE. That title has become an obsession for the past five years, but guess what? The stars are aligned! Saturday Night’s Main Event, Sheamus will bust Bron aside and fulfill destiny!
Sheamus will win the last championship he has yet to win! And for everyone who is watching, Let’s Go, Irish! A quick shoutout to Notre Dame, but then Sheamus spots Bron Breakker. Bron tells Sheamus that this title is Bron’s. This is as close as Sheamus will ever get to winning it. Because on Saturday, Bron beats him and BREAKS him like an old man! So just do us all a favor and retire. Sheamus shoves Bron, but Bron laughs it off and takes his leave. Will the Celtic Warrior finally have his WWE Bingo in another banger? Or will this title still belong to Bron Breakker?
Bayley VS Nia Jax!
The Role Model and the Irresistible Force were just on SmackDown but they’re bringing their beef over to Raw! Will Bayley make her official transfer back a successful one? Or will Nia be rolling towards the Royal Rumble?
Well, well, well, Roxanne Perez seems to be stalking Bayley. She was in the crowd for SmackDown last Friday, and now she’s here in the crowd tonight. The bell rings, Nia runs up, but Bayley dodges! Nia hits buckles, Bayley fires hands, then runs to ELBOW her! Bayley climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count, Bayley ges to 6 before Nia brings her off the corner! Bayley still fights, but Nia stops the rana! Nia brings Bayley up to a fireman’s carry, but Bayley kicks off ropes! TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Nia sits up but Bayley fires hands! Bayley runs, but into a POP-UP HEADBUTT! Bayley sputters, Nia covers, ONE!!
Bayley scrambles away but Nia stalks her. Nia puts Bayley on the ropes, CHOKES her, but the ref counts. Nia lets off at 4, she soaks up some heat, then she HEADBUTTS Bayley again. Bayley goes to a corner, Nia digs her boot in, but the ref counts. Nia stops at 4, the fans boo some more, and Bayley crawls. Nia drags Bayley up, pushes her down, then runs, only for Bayley to avoid the elbow drop! Bayley fires forearms, then whips. Nia takes a swing but Bayley gets around to hit a back suplex! Cover, TWO! Nia is tougher than that but she’s also dazed. Bayley rises, runs in, but Nia URENAGES Bayley down! Now Nia climbs the corner!
The fans fire up as Bayley SHOVES Nia to the apron! Bayley BOOTS Nia to the floor, then builds speed! Bayley DIVES, down goes Nia! The fans fire up and Bayley gets in Roxie’s face! Roxie takes a swing, but Bayley blocks! Bayley DECKS Roxie! The fans go wild, security stops Roxie from getting at Bayley! Bayley mocks the little idiot, then goes back for Nia while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns and Nia drags Bayley up. Nia drops a LEG on the arm! Cover, TWO!! Bayley survives and Nia grows frustrated. Nia taunts Bayley, the fans boo Nia, and Bayley sits up. Nia drags Bayley by her hair, then runs, but Bayley avoids the leg drop! Bayley hurries to ELBOW Nia in the back! And then SLIDING LARIAT! Bayley keeps moving, and drops an ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Nia survives the onslaught but the fans rally for Bayley. Both women slowly rise up, and Bayley runs up to KNEE Nia out to the apron! Bayley then drags Nia in through the ropes, but Nia HOTSHOTS the bad arm!
Bayley writhes, Nia taunts the fans, then Nia goes back to the apron. Nia stands on Bayley’s bad arm! But Bayley avoids another leg drop! Nia clutches her lower back while she and Bayley both rise up again. Bayley runs in to SUNSET FLIP BUCKLE BOMB! Nia flops to the floor and the fans fire up! Bayley leaves Nia behind for the count to handle this. Nia is still down at 5 of 10, and at 7! Nia springs up and in at 8! But Bayley goes up, up, and she hits a BANZAI DROP! Cover, TWO! Bayley didn’t quite A-Nia-Late Nia, but she goes up to ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Nia survives again but if only barely!
The fans rally as Bayley brings Nia up. Nia shoves Bayley away, then scoops her, SHOULDER BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Bayley stays in this and the fans rally up again. Bayley goes to a corner, Nia runs in, and Nia SPLASHES Bayley! Bayley flounders against the ropes, then Nia runs in. Bayley TOSSES Nia to the apron, but Nia ROCKS Bayley! Nia drags Bayley up, and POSTS her! Bayley dangles in the ropes, and Nia snarls. Nia runs to HIP ATTACK Bayley against the post! Bayley flounders back in, the fans boo, and Nia climbs up! But Bayley is up to YANK Nia down! The fans fire up as Bayley runs, and she KNEES Nia down! Cover, TWO!!
Nia survives yet again but the fans continue to rally behind Bayley. Bayley goes up a corner, but now Nia is up! Nia ROCKS Bayley, then climbs up after her. Nia fireman’s carries, but Bayley squirms around! SUPER SUNSET FLIP BOMB!! Cover, TWO?!?! Nia survives that wild fall but Bayley goes right back up! MACHO ELBOW!! Cover, TWO!!! Nia survives again and Bayley is beside herself! Nia and Bayley rise, and the fans fire up again. Bayley reels Nia in, but the bad arm won’t let her clinch! Nia fireman’s carries, but Bayley fights free! Bayley runs, CHOP BLOCKS a leg, then hurries to run again. Nia POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS!!
Nia hurries to SENTON! Then she drags Bayley to a drop zone! Nia goes up, to A-NIA-LATE Bayley! Cover, Nia wins!!
Winner: Nia Jax, by pinfall
A powerful battle between two former champions, but the Irresistible Force crushes Bayley on her return to Raw! But wait! RHEA RIPLEY makes her way out here! Mami wants revenge, and Nia says bring it! They brawl in the ring, the fans fire up, and Rhea HEADBUTTS Nia! Rhea RAMS Nia into the corner again and again, but here comes security! The fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but the two are separated! But then Nia breaks free to SPLASH Rhea and whoever else was in the way! Nia CLUBS away on Rhea, producers and refs rush out here to stop this, but Rhea is up! She LEAPS at Nia for more!
The fans are thunderous as Rhea shoves everyone out of the way to ROUNDHOUSE Nia! Nia falls out of the ring, but rhea isn’t done! Rhea goes to the apron, but Nia trips her up! Nia DRIBBLES Rhea off the announce desk! Nia now clears the desk, and Adam Pearce is shouting that this is enough! Nia puts Rhea on the desk, but security swarms her! Wait, Rhea is back up! CANNONBALL!! Rhea takes Nia and the security guards out! The fans fire up but producers have to drag Rhea away from Nia! Dallas cheers on “MAMI! MAMI!” and she grabs a mic. Rhea gets on the desk to shout, “YOU! ME! SATURDAY NIGHT’S MAIN EVENT!!”
The fans are all fired up, because now things are going to get wild in San Antonio! But will the Queen of the Ring A-Nia-Late Rhea? Or will Nia get eradicated?
Judgment Day meets with American Made.
The others aren’t so sure about this, but Chad Gable says Dom said he could help with Gable’s luchador problem. Does he have some info? C’mon! Help him out! Okay, okay. Dom has someone who can help Gable. Dom hands him a piece of paper, and Gable asks, “This is the guy?” Dom says it sure is. Gable tells Judgment Day and “JD McDouche” that he’s off to master the dark arts of lucha libre. The others ask Dom what this is all about. Dom says it’s a long story but he and Gable go way back. Okay, fine, but how does this help Judgment Day? Next week is the tag title rematch but Finn is still out of action from last week’s Street Fight!
Liv Morgan says listening to Finn hasn’t really helped them win, has it? C’mon, Liv, this is serious. They’re gonna have to forfeit! Dom says maybe he could sub in. Finn shouldn’t care so long as they get the titles back, right? JD says yeah, that’s a good point. They’ll get this. Liv says yeah, Finn should be fine. And Dom is quite the mastermind now, huh? Liv just hopes this plan goes better than the one he had for her match with Rhea. Hey, didn’t she say she was over that? Yes, she did. Can Dom not take a joke? Okay, okay. Dom does have a plan for Liv, though. And even though she’s not mad, he’ll make it up to her, okay? Oh, he will. Now, let’s go.
Liv & Dom head out, Raquel tells Carlito to stop staring. Will Judgment Day (not) keep it together?
Lyra Valkyria speaks.
“Last week, I walked into Raw ready to become a history maker. And that meant spreading my wings and shedding any dead feathers that made me doubt the heights I knew I was capable of reaching. I took fear, I took doubt, and I used them to become something more. And now that I have this, it’s about what comes next. And what comes next is building a legacy as a valiant, fighting Women’s Intercontinental Champion.” The Morrigan is ready for more, just how high will she soar?
WWE celebrates Martin Luther King Jr.
He had a dream, and that dream lives on in us. May we keep that dream alive so that it may come true every day.
Seth Rollins warms up backstage.
Sami checks with him and knows the match with McIntyre is coming up. But Sami just wants Rollins to know that as a friend, he appreciated the talk they had last week. Rollins knows, and he heard Sami out there. Rollins respects Sami’s choice. It’s about time we got that Sami back. And Sami is almost rooting for that Sami. But push comes to shove int he Rumble, Rollins will throw Sami right over the top rope. Sami says, “Not if I throw you out first.” Sami again wishes Rollins luck, then heads out. Rollins finishes his preparations, but Karrion Kross is watching from afar! Could Mr. Doomsday have his next target in mind?
PENTA VS Pete Dunne!
#CeroMiedo made its debut in the WWE just last week, and it was a massive hit! But now he’s up against a man who feels disrespected left, right, front and back! Will the Bruiserweight take out all his frustrations on the new kid in class? Or will Penta continue to blow the roof off the arenas?
The bell rings and the fans already chant, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tells Dunne to listen, but Dunne grabs the hand! Penta KICKS Dunne, but Dunne CHOPS! Penta CHOPS, Dunne CHOPS, then the forearms start flying! Dunne headlocks, Penta fires body shots, and Penta powers out. Penta hurdles then mule kicks Dunne, and Dunne sputters away. Penta swaggers, but Dunne CLOBBERS him! The fans boo but Dunne grabs an arm. Dunne hammerlocks that arm, pulls on the other, and he bends the fingers back! Dunne STOMPS Penta’s arm! The fans tell Dunne off while Penta writhes, but Dunne drags Penta up again.
Dunne wrenches and whips, but Penta reverses. Then Penta runs up to GAMANGIRI! Penta whips again, Dunne reverses and he GAMANGIRIS! Penta sputters, Dunne brings him up, and Dunne whips. Penta reverses. Dunne goes up and flips and SUPERKICK from Penta! Penta hits Dunne outta the sky and Dunne bails out of the ring! The fans fire up and Penta says, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs and DIVES into a forearm! Dunne gives back that anti-air, then he reels Penta in. APRON X-PLEX! Penta writhes again while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns, Dunne runs up to SLIDING FOREARM Penta down! The fans boo while Penta sputters, but Dunne runs up to SLIDINGN FOREARM again! Dunne paces, the fans chant, “Butch Sucks!” but Dunne just runs up on Penta. Penta dodges, mule kicks, and he runs to SLING-DOG! Dunne flounders to a corner, Penta runs and headstands on the corner! SWINGING DROPKICK! Dunne sputters more but Penta fireman’s carries. The fans fire up for the SWINGINGN DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO! Penta is frustrated, but the fans rally up again. Penta and Dunne rise up, and Penta goes after Dunne. Dunne ENZIGIRIS first!
Dunne STMOPS the hands, then he BUZZSAWS! Penta goes to a corner, Dunne runs up, but Penta SUPERKICKS! Penta runs up, DESTROYER!! Dunne tumbles out of the ring! The fans fire up with Penta and he builds speed again! Penta FLIES and down goes Dunne! The fans are thunderous while both men are out at the ramp! Penta and Dunne stir, the ring count climbs, and Dunne is in at 5 of 10. Penta rises at 6, and he slaps some sense into himself. Penta is back in at 7, DES- NO, Dunne stops the second shot and tucks Penta in! CRUNCHY DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Penta survives and the fans fire up!
Penta shakes out the bad arm, but he and Dunne sit up. They go forehead to forehead, then forearm for forearm! Dunne CHOPS, but Penta CHOPS! The fans cheer Penta on and he tells Dunne to listen! “CERO! MIEDO!” But Dunne bends the fingers, SNAPS them, then wraps Penta into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Penta endures, fights up, and he deadlifts Dunne, for a POWER BREAKER!! Dunne writhes, Penta grabs Dunne’s arm and traps it! Penta CLUBS Dunne, then grabs the other arm, SACRIFICE!! Dunne writhes in even more pain, but Penta brings him around. Pump handle, PENTA DRIVER!! Cover, Penta wins!
Winner: Penta, by pinfall
The luchador proved he could do power on top of punishing submissions, and he is 2-0 here on Raw! Will the Penta Era take over the WWE?
Logan Paul speaks.
“Man, it must suck to be a Logan Paul hater. For years, all of you have wanted me to fail. But you know why it’s never happened, and it never will? Because when I do something, I become the best at it. I became the King of the Internet. I was the only man in history to beat Floyd Mayweather. So what makes you think the WWE will be any different? Look around, dummies. This is my life now. And I will eat, sleep and breathe wrestling until I become the greatest superstar to step into that ring. You can quote me on that. You’re looking at the GOAT, ladies and gentlemen.” The Maverick makes his return next week in Atlanta, will he receive a “warm welcome?”
CM Punk is here!
The Voice of the Voiceless, the Second City Saint, the Best in the World, takes a page out of Jey Uso’s playbook by entering through the concourse and then the bleachers! Dallas fires up as he joins Jackie Redmond in the perch for an interview. Jackie says the fans love chanting Punk’s name, and thanks him for coming out here for this in-arena interview. Punk says before any questions, he has a question for us: “Is it great to be alive on a Monday night in Dallas, Texas or what?!” The fans cheer that, and Jackie says of course it is.
But to the question: There are only so many ways to get to the main event of WrestleMania, something Punk wants to do for the first time in his career. The Royal Rumble is certainly one way, but that is a match he’s never won. And it is shaping to become one of the most stacked fields ever. Punk, Roman, John Cena, Seth Rollins, Drew McIntyre, Sami Zayn, and more. So, the question is, what makes this Rumble different for Punk? Punk says, “History.” And he is a maker of history! Just three weeks ago, he main-evented the first Raw live on Netflix, and he beat Rollins, a man favored to win this year’s Rumble.
This business is a fickle one, constantly asking, “What have you down for me lately?” Punk says he makes history! And he’ll do it in two weeks when he walks in, throws 29 other superstars over the top rope. The stakes are much too high, the lights are much too bright, and the pressure is on! And that is when Punk feels alive and when he thrives. No one can beat Punk when he’s at his best and with the people behind him. Jackie brought up Cena, but Punk can’t see Cena throwing him out. Roman Reigns? Roman needed Punk’s help to settle family business at WarGames. And in the Rumble, there are no friends!
Punk has put McIntyre in the dirt, and don’t ask him about Sami. You put HOGAN in the rumble, Punk will throw his old ass out and kill Hulkamania once and for all! February 1st, 60 THOUSAND strong, on the Peacock, live and in living color, Indianapolis, Indiana, Punk will settle scores and cash in debts. He’ll even call in a favor or two if he needs to. On that night, 29 other men are going night-night, and ONE MAN gets his hand raised. One name, three syllables: C, M, PUNK! “CM” might stand for “Confident Man” right about now, but will Punk be unstoppable on this road not just to WrestleMania, but also the road to his dream?
Damage CTRL VS Pure Fusion Collective!
This rivalry went back and forth all over 2024, and it doesn’t seem to be slowing down just because it is a New Year. Will Dakota Kai & Iyo Sky finally kick PFC to the curb for what they did to Kairi Sane? Or will Sonya Deville, Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark put them on the shelf right beside the Pirate Princess?
The teams sort out, the bell rings, and Kai starts against Shayna. Shayna opens with a KICK to the leg, but Kai walks that off. Shayna KCIKS again, Kai gets mad, and the two go again. Kai blocks one kick but not the second KCIK! Shayna runs up, fakes Kai out, then trips her up! Shayna scuffs Kai, then soaks up the heat. Shayna runs back in, but Kai goes up and over to roll her up! TWO, and Kai slips past Shayna to DROPKICK her down! The fans fire up for Kai, but Shayna stops the arm-drag! Shayna whips, Kai stops herself and BOOTS Shayna away. Kai runs up, Zoey tags in before the flying mare!
Things speed up, Shayna drops down and Zoey springboards to MISSILE DORPKICK Kai down! Sonya wants everyone to take notes! Zoey clamps onto Kai with a chinlock and she grinds Kai down. The fans rally, Kai fights up, and Kai fires body shots. Zoey CLUBS Kai, CLUBS her again and again, then soaks up heat. Zoey puts Kai in the corner, tags Shayna back in, and then Zoey whips Shayna in for a KNEE! Shayna scoops Kai, BACKBREAKER and LARIAT! Shayna covers, TWO! Kai stays in this, but Sonya says her team’s got this. Kai crawls, but Shayna clamps onto the leg for a toehold.
Kai endures, kicks at Shayna with her free leg, but Shayna still bends the trapped leg! The fans rally, Kai kicks and kicks, but Shayna drops an ELBOW on the leg! Shayna tells Dallas to shut it, then she drags Kai around to bend the leg in another direction! Kai endures, reaches out for Iyo, but Shayna pulls the leg. Kai kicks at Shayna again, then BOOTS her away! Kai and Shayna crawl, hot tag to Zoey! Zoey brings Kai up but Kai ENZIGIRIS! Shayna runs back in, but Kai TOSSES her out! Hot tag to Iyo! The Genius of the Sky fires SHOTEI after SHOTEI on Zoey! Iyo ROCKS Shayna, then runs! PFC avoids the handsprings, but Iyo blocks a kick!
Iyo sends the foot at Zoey, but she ducks! Iyo SHOTEIS Zoey again! Then she dodges Shayna to GERMAN SUPLEX her away! The fans fire up as Iyo whips Zoey. Zoey reverses but Iyo uses that to DIVE onto Shayna! Iyo hurries up, blocks a shot, then ROUDNHOUSES Zoey! The fans fire up as Iyo climbs, and Iyo MISSILE DROPKICKS Zoey! Iyo handsprings up and the fans are thunderous! Iyo aims from the corner, runs in and SHINKANSEN! Iyo drags Zoey to a cover, TWO! Zoey survives but Iyo goes up. Sonya storms up, but Kai YANKS Sonya down! The fans fire up as Iyo climbs, but Shayna LARIATS Kai!
Zoey YANKS Iyo down, SUPERKICKS her, and then reels her in! ATAXIA!! Cover, TWO!! Zoey is furious, but she tags in Shayna. PFC gets Iyo up, ROLLING DEATH VALLEY, then a SLIDING KNEE! Cover, Kai breaks it! The fans fire up but Zoey TOSSES Kai! Zoey then PLANCHAS, but Kai dodges! Kai goes up to the apron to PENALTY KICK Zoey! Shayna BOOTS Kai, then dodges Iyo! KIRAFUDA KLUTCH!! Iyo flails, but she runs to the ropes! HOTSHOT and Shayna falls back! Iyo hurries up top, the fans fire up, OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, DMG CTRL wins!
Winners: Damage CTRL, by pinfall
PFC tried to use the numbers, but Iyo & Kai just used their skills! Will DMG CTRL still take control of Raw? Or will Sonya, Shayna & Zoey figure out a winning formula?
Seth Rollins VS Drew McIntyre!
With the Royal Rumble just down the road, it is this WrestleMania 40 rematch that could determine how WrestleMania 41 looks. The Visionary and the Scottish Terminator look to run it back, but who will be in pole position for Indianapolis?
Raw returns and McIntyre makes his entrance. The bell rings, the fans fire up, and the two stare down. The fans sing Rollins’ song, and Rollins says he’s got two good knees now. No Bloodline, no CM Punk, just them! The two circle, tie up, and McIntyre pushes Rollins to the corner. The ref counts but McIntyre talks smack as he lets off. Rollins shoves McIntyre, McIntyre shoves Rollins! They stare down again, Rollins talks a bit more smack, and McIntyre grins. McIntyre CHOPS, and Rollins likes that! Rollins CHOPS, McIntyre CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~” but then McIntyre headlocks. Rollins powers up and out, but McIntyre runs him over!
McIntyre looms over Rollins, then brings him up. But Rollins CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! McIntyre headlocks, Rollins powers up and out, drops down, hurdles over, then redirects McIntyre to SHOULDER TACKLE! McIntyre rebounds to SHOULDER TACKLE Rollins! The fans fire up again while Rollins goes to ropes. McIntyre stomps Rollins, ROCKS him, then stalks him to ropes. McIntyre CHOPS Rollins against the ropes, then whips. Rollins ducks ‘n’ dodges, to then SLINGBLADE! Rollins keeps moving, and he LARAITS McIntyre up and out! The fans fire up as Rollins builds speed, to WRECK McIntyre with a dropkick!
McIntyre is at the desk. Rollins builds sped, and Rollins DIVES! McIntyre hits desk, but Rollins keeps going! Rollins DIVES again, but McIntyre stops that to TOSS Rollins up and over the desk! Rollins is down between the armchairs and McIntyre snarls, but Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again and both men slowly rise in the ring. McIntyre looms over Rollins, saying Rollins is still too damn selfish. But Rollins fires hands! McIntyre hits back, they go back and forth! McIntyre kicks low, whips Rollins toa corner, but Rollins BOOTS him away! McIntyre returns, and he pushes through the boot to ELBOW Rollins! McIntyre has Rollins in the Inverted Alabama Lift, ALABAMA- VICTORY ROLL! TWO!! Rollins goes back to the corner, and he BOOTS McIntyre again! The fans fire up while both men are down! Rollins feeds off that energy and rises up. Rollins ROCKS McIntyre, then counter punches him!
Rollins CHOPS and ROCKS McIntyre again and again, then CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! The fans fire up, the ref counts as they’re on ropes, but Rollins roars! Rollins whips, McIntyre reveres, Rollins leaps, but into McIntyre’s arms! McIntyre pops Rollins up, but Rollins slips out of the suplex to then POST McIntyre! McIntyre staggers back, so Rollins POSTS him again! McIntyre sputters, Rollins brings him around and POSTS him a third time! McIntyre is stuck in the corner now, but Rollins SLAMS the arm against the post! Rollins aims as McIntyre staggers away. Springboard, FLYING KNEE! McIntyre says up, Rollins hits a RUNNING KNEE! Cover, TWO!
Rollins takes a breath as the fans rally up. McIntyre is down so Rollins goes to the apron. Springboard SWANTON! Cover, TWO! McIntyre survives but Rollins snarls. Rollins stalks McIntyre, grabs the arm, and he goes to wrangle McIntyre. McIntyre rolls free, fireman’s carries, but Rollins fights free! Rollins goes to a corner again, puts McIntyre on the apron, but McIntyre ROCKS Rollins! McIntyre climbs, but Rollins springs up to join him! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Roll through, but MCINTYRE hits the FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! The fans fire up as both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as McIntyre kips up!
McIntyre still wobbles a bit, but he makes his way to a corner. McIntyre tells Rollins to get up. Rollins rises, McIntyre runs in, but Rollins ducks the Claymore! Now Rollins aims, and he runs up, but McIntyre hits a SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Rollins survives, but McIntyre brings him in! Deadlift and- RANA! Rollins then SUPERKICKS McIntyre, runs, tilt-o-whirls, and FALCON ARROWS! The fans fire up as Rollins manages a cover, TWO!! The pin wasn’t much but neither was that kick-out, both men are running on fumes. The fans sing Rollins’ song, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!”
Rollins runs, CURB- NO, McIntyre avoids the stomp! Underhooks and FUTURE- NO, Rollins fights the DDT to underhook! PED- NO, McIntyre wrenches out to short arm LARIAT! McIntyre rolls away to go to the apron, then he drags himself up the corner. McIntyre reaches the top, Rollins stands, FLYING- NO, Rollins blocks the lariat to try and wrangle McIntyre. McIntyre scoops Rollins, Rollins slips free, and Rollins still wants the arm! McIntyre fights the takedown again so Rollins CLUBS away on the arm! Rollins brings McIntyre down, into a CROSSFACE!! McIntyre endures, reaches out, but Rollins pulls him back!
McIntyre fights, claws his way over, and he manages the ROPEBREAK! Rollins holds until the ref counts 4, and now Rollins tells McIntyre to get up and fight. “You question me? You question my integrity!?” Rollins gets in McIntyre’s face, the ref backs him off, but now McIntyre CLAWS Rollins’ face! Rollins staggers, McIntyre reels him in, underhook and FUTURE SHOCK!! Cover, TWO?!? Rollins survives and now McIntyre is pissed. McIntyre rises, and he tells Rollins that his words and actions don’t line up. Short arm LARIAT! McIntyre drags Rollins up again, short arm LARIAT! The fans rally and McIntyre shakes his head.
McIntyre tells Rollins to get up, and Rollins sputters as he slowly sits up. McIntyre reels Rollins in for a short arm- NO, Rollins slips up and around, and a jackknife bridge! ROLLINS WINS!!
Winner: Seth Rollins, by pinfall
Rollins snatches this one away, and McIntyre CLOBBERS Rollins for it! The fans boo but McIntyre scares the ref off. But Rollins fires hands in return! McIntyre CLAYMORES outta nowhere!! McIntyre is still seething, and he drags Rollins over to the corner. McIntyre pulls Rollins’ hair to put him up against the post! The fans boo, the ref says don’t, but SAMI ZAYN to the rescue! Sami fires hands, then he POSTS McIntyre! Sami makes sure Rollins is alright, and then Sami goes back for Drew. But he gets a GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT for it! McIntyre stands Sami up to THROW him into barriers!
McIntyre snarls as he looks to Rollins again. McIntyre gets in the ring, and he tells Rollins they should be on the same team, but Rollins is just so selfish! But here comes Sami! McIntyre moves, HELLUVA KICK to Rollins!! The fans can’t believe it and neither can Sami! Sami apologizes to Rollins, but McIntyre grins, this all worked out for the better! Will McIntyre use everyone else against each other to ensure he is the one going to WrestleMania?
My Thoughts:
Another great episode coming in at just two hours and 35 minutes or so. I don’t mind things “ending early” compared to the usual three hour run, but I am curious as to how they’re only using two-and-a-half hours. I suppose they have their plan and just go with it. That way, if things go long, they have breathing room for it. But they really could’ve added like one more thing to this and it would’ve been fine, I think. That said, good go-home stuff for Saturday Night’s Main Event, such as a good promo from Jey and Gunther. Though, they didn’t really add more to what last week had, other than that brawl. Jey stood tall, go-home math would suggest he loses.
Sheamus and Bron had a good promo to put the final touches on their build, but as I said last week, this is a rather interesting one. Sheamus really should win that Intercontinental Championship already, but I don’t know if Saturday Night’s Main Event is a “big enough stage” for such a moment. Great stuff with Bayley, Nia and Rhea tonight, especially that match. It seems the Transfer Window is finally putting some actual transfers in, what with Wyatt Sick6 on SmackDown and now Bayley on Raw. Rhea VS Nia on Saturday Night’s Main Event is going to be an awesome title match, but it feels like Rhea will retain to solidify her as champion past the Royal Rumble.
And speaking of the Rumble, Bayley is certainly a top choice to win. For one, it’d be historic for Bayley to not just win back-to-back, but to also be the first woman to have won two Rumbles at all. Very good promo from Punk to hype himself up for the Rumble, and he did mention a favor… Though, it’d be rather Heel of Punk to use a favor from Heyman to basically rig the Rumble or give him protection during it, but it’d also be great continuity as The Shield was to shield Punk. Sami of course declared for the Rumble, but Kevin showing up was a great surprise. And Kevin clearly implies that if Sami helps Kevin cheat the ladder match, Kevin will help Sami cheat the Rumble. Or rather, if Kevin does help Sami win the Rumble, Sami better help Kevin win the ladder match.
Sami also had a good promo with Rollins backstage, with the real fun part being Kross watching from the background. Kross needs a new feud with the Wyatts going to SmackDown, and moving on to names like Rollins and Sami would be some big stuff for him and The Final Testament. Rollins VS McIntyre was a great main event, and classic move having the quick pin win this so that McIntyre is still strong even in defeat. Sami making the save was also a nice touch, as was the Helluva Kick accidentally hitting Rollins. The Rumble has a lot of feuds crossing over, and Kross can add onto what happened here, we’ll get some really good chaos in that match.
Great promo between New Day and JBL to where even JBL, notorious as one of the meanest, most obnoxious Heels of his time, is on Big E’s side. And we finally got New Day back in the ring, but it’s a little disappointing that it wasn’t a tag match. Dragon Lee hasn’t gotten to do much, and he’s doing even less now. It was still a great match from Kofi VS Rey, with Rey getting his own quick pin win. New Day beating Rey up of course brought out the LWO, and I’m sure we’ll get New Day VS Cruz & Wilde next. We can only hope for Dragon Lee’s sake that he gets to be part of the blowoff for this feud. Actually, better yet would be him in the Intercontinental Championship scene.
Penta might also make a great choice for the Intercontinental Championship scene. Penta had another awesome match, as Pete Dunne is always a great opponent. Maybe Penta gets in on the Rumble so he can check that off his bucket list. He doesn’t need to win, he can just have a great showing, and rivalries can spark from those interactions. Lyra had a very good promo but I was hoping for a little more after her winning the Women’s Intercontinental Championship. DMG CTRL VS PFC was a great tag match, and a great win for DMG CTRL. Dakota and Iyo could each make a case for a match with Lyra, but clearly Ivy will be up first. She would make a solid first defense for Lyra, and then Lyra can have rematches from the tournament with Kai and Iyo.
At the same time, PFC might already be thinking about changing up the team with Zoey taking the loss. Good stuff with Judgment Day. Dom and Liv plotting and scheming while being passive aggressive is a fun phase for them. They’re probably plotting on how Liv can win the Women’s Rumble, but it’ll likely backfire and that’ll push the Liv x Dom break-up. Also, you can bet Finn won’t like Dom taking his spot against the War Raiders, especially if they win. That said, I don’t see them winning, Erik & Ivar should definitely be able to handle Dom & JD. It certainly feels more likely the Creeds can take the tag titles than Judgment Day.
I do wonder who Dom recommended to Gable, though. It’d be cool if WWE brought in some other lucha legends, as WWE seems to be expanding their partnerships. WWE is working more closely with TNA now, and I believe TNA still has a working relationship with AAA, especially after AEW moved over to working with CMLL because of the relationship with NJPW. Also a super crossover like NXTNAAA would be a lot of fun to see for WrestleMania weekend.
My Score: 8.8/10
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