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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (10/20/23)

Mistico is on a Rampage!

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Who will wear CMLL’s Pound-for-Pound Crown?

AEW Rampage is making history! Mistico and Rocky Romero have their VERY FIRST 1v1 match, to see who is the better World Historic champion!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • CMLL 2 Out of 3 Falls Pound for Pound Crown: Mistico VS Rocky Romero; Mistico wins.
  • AEW International Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Kip Sabian w/ The Superbad Squad VS John Silver VS Isiah Kassidy; Silver wins and will challenge Orange Cassidy for the title at Battle of the Belts 8.
  • Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta VS Exodus Prime & Bryan Keith; Claudio & Yuta win.
  • Skye Blue VS Ruby Soho w/ Saraya; Ruby wins.

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CMLL 2 Out of 3 Falls Pound for Pound Crown: Mistico VS Rocky Romero!

Despite what it sounds like, neither the World Historic Middleweight or World Historic Welterweight Championships are on the line. But in the end, we will know for certain who is the very best in all of CMLL! Will the Prince of Lucha or Azucar score twice in their very first 1v1?

The bell rings and the fans fire up as the two circle. Mistico and Rocky feel things out, tie up, and fans chant “LUCHA! LUCHA!” as Rocky powers Mistico back. The ref counts, Rocky lets off to pat Mistico on the head. Fans are torn as Rocky gives some Latino Heat, but then Mistico gives it back. The two reset and tie up again, then Mistico headlocks. Rocky powers out and he runs Mistico over! Fans rally up for “LUCHA LIBRE!” Things speed up, Rocky sweeps the legs to cover, ONE! Mistico sweeps to cover, ONE and Rocky RANAS! Mistico storms back up, rolls Rocky up, but Rocky rolls through to get the pin, TWO!

Things keep moving, Rocky arm-drags! Mistico arm-drags back! Fans cheer as the two stand off. Mistico and Rocky speed up again, and Mistico RANAS! Mistico runs, handsprings, and back elbows! Rocky bails out, fans fire up and Mistico builds speed. Mistico FLIES with the tornillo! Direct hit and down goes Rocky! The fans fire up with Mistico and he goes back to the ring. Fans chant for “MI-STI-CO!” as Rocky gets in. Rocky runs up, Mistico spins him around and clinches, RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP, into a GROUND OCTOPUS! Rocky TAPS, Mistico scores!

Mistico: 1; Rocky: 0

The Middleweight Champion scores first and that puts the Welterweight Champion in a tough spot. But then Rocky CLOBBERS Mistico from behind! Rocky won’t let Mistico rest between falls as he TOSSES Mistico out! Fans boo but Rocky RAMS Mistico into the steel steps! Rocky says HE is the best, then drags Mistico back up to put in the ring. Fans tell Rocky off, but he just soaks it up as he goes back in. Rocky RIPS at the mask!! Fans boo the utter disrespect, and the ref counts, too! Rocky lets off at 4, but Mistico’s mask still has a gaping hole in it. Rocky soaks up more heat as Rampage goes picture in picture.

Mistico checks his face under the mask in case Rocky’s nails got him, but then Rocky stomps him down! Rocky stalks Mistico to ropes, drags him up and CHOPS him! Mistico leans against ropes, Rocky snapmares him down, and then runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Mistico is hanging in there but Rocky looms over him. Rocky drags Mistico back up, scoops, and hits a BACKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Rocky argues the count but the count was fair, so he goes back to Mistico. Rocky drags Mistico around by the mask, stands him up, and DECKS him! Rocky mocks the fans cheering Mistico on, then rains down fists!

The ref reprimands, Rocky lets off, and Rocky swaggers around to soak up the heat. Rocky then storms up on Mistico, CHOPS him, and whips him corner to corner. Rocky runs in to clothesline! Then again! Then again! Mistico falls and fans boo but Rocky drags Mistico around into a mounted armbar. Rocky claws at the eye that’s exposed! The ref reprimands, Rocky stands Mistico up for a cravat, but Mistico fires body shots! Mistico CHOPS! SOBATS! Mistico whips, Rocky reverses but Mistico handsprings again! Rocky dodges, runs in, but Mistico dodges back to RANA! Fans fire up as Rocky swings, into a knuckle lock!

Mistico pokes Rocky in the eye, KICKS a leg, then goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Fans fire up as Rocky bails out, and Mistico builds speed again. Rocky ducks, so Mistico stops himself. Fans boo but Rocky tells them off. Mistico sighs, waits on Rocky to get on the apron, and then KICKS him down! Mistico goes out, Rocky fires a forearm but Mistico gives it back! They brawl on the apron, Mistico gets the edge, but Rocky JUMP KNEES! Snap suplex to the apron! Rocky leaves Mistico behind, to builds speed! Rocky DIVES and takes Mistico down! Fans boo Rocky but he stalks Mistico up the ramp.

Rocky drags Mistico up and into the ring, then aims from a corner. Rocky looms over Mistico as the fans rally again. Rocky hoists Mistico up top, climbs up after him, and he CLUBS away! SUPERPLEX!! Both men are down and Rocky crawls to cover, TWO!! Mistico hangs tough, the fans chant “SI SE PUEDES!” but Rocky stands Mistico up. Mistico fires off forearms in return! Mistico runs, but into a SOBAT! Fans boo more, but Rocky drags Mistico into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Mistico fights but Rocky bends him back! Fans rally as Mistico endures, and he pops free. Rocky stomps Mistico down!

Fans boo as Rocky drags Mistico up, cravats and goes to the corner, SLICED BREAD! Cover, Rocky scores!

Mistico: 1; Rocky: 1

And now we’re all tied up! Rocky grins, pretends he scored a goal, but Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Mistico has Rocky up top, to ENZIGURI him down to the floor! Fans fire up as Mistico runs, goes up and up and ESCALARAS! Direct hit on Rocky and the fans are thunderous! Mistico drags Rocky up, puts him in the ring, and covers, TWO!! Rocky survives but Mistico rallies the fans. Mistico whips, Rocky reverses but Mistico springboards to CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Rocky survives and Mistico grows a little frustrated, but Mistico drags Rocky up. Mistico scoops to SLAM Rocky into a drop zone, then he goes up top. Fans rally, Mistico MOONSAULTS into BOOTS! Rocky roars, runs in, but into a POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO!!

Rocky survives the sudden turnaround but Mistico keeps his cool. Houston fires up again as Rocky goes to a corner. Mistico baits Rocky in, puts him back up, and ENZIGURIS again! Rocky stays up top this time, but Mistico runs in to go up and up and waistlock! Rocky fights the suplex! Cravat and SUPER SLICED BREAD!! Cover, TWO!!! Mistico survives again and fans are thunderous! Rocky snarls, hobbles a bit, but still gives that Latino Heat. Fans boo but Rocky goes to a corner. Rocky climbs, but Mistico stands! Mistico runs and goes up, up, and gets Rocky for a SUPER SPANISH FLY!! Both men are down as Houston lifts off!

Mistico hurries to drag Rocky to a cover, TWO!!! Rocky survives but “This is Awesome!” Mistico roars, his rage boiling up! Mistico drags Rocky up, but Rocky JAWBREAKERS! Mistico falls, flounders, rises back up, but Rocky roars now! They both run, Mistico dodges to DESTROYER!!! Mistico then stands Rocky up, runs again, and LA MYSTICA~!!! FUJIWARA ARMBAR!!! Rocky TAPS, Mistico wins!!

Winner: Mistico, 2-1, by submission

Azucar put up a fight, but in the end, the Middleweight Champion defeats the Welterweight! Mistico stands tall as the pound-for-pound best CMLL has, will he one day prove he is the pound-for-pound ALL of wrestling has?

 

AEW shares footage from last Wednesday, after Dynamite went off the air.

Stokely Hathaway stood between Eddie Kingston and Team Triple J, in his role as “ROH Board of Director and peacemaker,” as he knew Eddie and Jay Lethal wanted this time to chat. To chat? Eddie rolls his eyes as Stokely tells him to keep his hands to himself, Eddie’s got “sticky fingers.” But who wants to go first? Lethal says he’ll go first. He wanted this time because “Edward” here said Lethal doesn’t deserve a shot at the ROH World Championship. If beating Trent Beretta last week wasn’t enough, then Lethal’s got a laundry list of accomplishments he accrued over an 18 year career that says otherwise.

In fact, anyone who knows a damn about pro-wrestling would have to agree that Lethal doesn’t need to prove anything to be worthy of the title HE put on the map! The others agree, and Lethal says it is a slap in the face! Plus, Lethal, Sonjay and “Uncle Jeff” know the REAL Eddie Kingston. The real Eddie knows this: he doesn’t care about the title, he just wants it because it was once held by his trainer, Homicide, who wasn’t even that good anyway. So Lethal will do Eddie a favor by putting an end to this sad reign as ROH World Champion. Eddie will never live up to Homicide, and he’ll never be like Lethal.

So Lethal will say it, DEMAND IT, one more time that he GETS this ROH World Championship match! Jeff says, “Yeah, pahtna! What’re you gonna say? He’s not asking! He’s demanding! So, Bronx b*tch, whaddya got?” Eddie wants to say something but Stokely has a “genius idea.” Saturday Night Collision in Memphis, Tennessee, we do Jarrett VS Eddie. If and WHEN Jarrett wins, Lethal gets his shot! What’s Eddie think? Stokely doesn’t actually let Eddie speak as he says it is official! But then Eddie takes the mic and he pushes Stokely aside (not even that hard, either, but Stokely still goes flying).

Eddie tells Lethal that he should’ve have mentioned Homicide, got it? And then to Jarrett, “You think I don’t know people like you, dawg? You think I don’t know about the little tricks that you play? You think I don’t know about Memphis wrestling? You think I don’t know?” Karen tries to keep Eddie from getting any closer but he says, “Excuse me, sweetie. Relax.” Eddie keeps saying, “You think I don’t know about the fights that’re there? You think I don’t know about the Concession Stand Brawls? Brother, I grew up on that. There’s something you don’t know, ya little Hillbilly b*tch, is I’m gonna take you out, and I’m gonna eat you alive.”

Eddie says sorry for what’s about to happen to Lethal’s “uncle.” Eddie leaves, and the stakes are raised as this will now be a MEMPHIS STREET FIGHT! Will the Last Outlaw come through for Lethal on earning him that title shot? Or will the Mad King make sure Double J was the Last Outlaw?

 

AEW International Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Kip Sabian w/ The Superbad Squad VS John Silver w/ The Dark Order VS Isiah Kassidy!

Mr. Superbad, The Meat Man and Brother Zay walk into H-Town, and no this isn’t a joke. This is a huge fight to face Freshly Squeezed just 24 hours from now at Battle of the Belts 8! Will Kip get one more shot at Orange Cassidy? Will Johnny Hungy prove The Dark Order are the good guys? Or will everyone be saying #HNNGYEAH with Isiah Kassidy?

The bell rings, the three feel things out, and then Silver bails out to hug Reynolds. Kip CLUBS Kassidy, CLUBS him again, then brings him around to whip. Kassidy reverses but Kip runs him over. Kip flexes, things speed up, and Kassidy hurdles. Kip shoves, Kassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges to arm-drag! Kassidy blocks a kick, slips around to NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up as Kassidy has Kip in a corner, and he gets a HNNG YEAH~ before raining down fists! Silver stops him at four to CLUB Kassidy down! Fans are torn as Silver says he’s friggin’ jacked, baby! Silver stands Kassidy up, back suplexes but Kassidy lands out!

Kassidy dodges, runs, and DROPKICKS! Kassidy kips up, does his dance, and says HE is freakin’ jacked, baby! Fans fire up while Silver bails out, and Kassidy runs to DIVE! Direct hit, and a high-five for the front row. Kassidy then gets back in, and DIVES into a GAMANGIRI! Kip says he’s too smart, and Rampage goes picture in picutre.

Kip stands Kassidy up to ROCK him with a forearm to the corner. Then Kip stomps Kassidy. Kip goes corner to corner, calls his shot, and CANNONBALLS! The Superbad Squad is feeling so good, Butcher is even having a sandwich right now. Looks good. Penelope taunts Kassidy while Kip and Silver argue. Kip gives Silver a kiss on the forehead, then says they can work together on Kassidy. Silver says okay, and the mugging begins! Silver stomps Kassidy, Kip coordinates them, but Kassidy hits back! Kip & Silver beat Kassidy down, then double whip him corner to corner! Kassidy hits buckles hard, and Silver flexes.

Kip drags Kassidy up, scoops him and SLAMS him, then flexes. Kip covers, Silver stops that! Silver argues about the alliance, but Kip says okay, Silver gets a free try. Silver drags Kassidy up, suplexes and covers, but then Kip breaks it! Silver is annoyed that Kip keeps double dealing but Kip says sorry. They shake hands, then Kip drags Kassidy up. Kassidy fires off on both of them! Kip kicks low, DECKS Kassidy, then shakes out his hand as Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns, Silver is down and Kassidy whips Kip. Kip reverses, Kassidy slides out and avoids Silver, to go up the ramp and come back. Silver pops Kassidy up to the apron but Kassidy mule kicks him away! Kassidy avoids Kip’s haymaker to GAMANGIRI, then Kassidy ASAI MOONSAULTS to take Silver out! Kassidy says it is just that easy, take some notes! Kassidy goes up again, SPRINGBOARD THROWBACK STUNNER! Cover, TWO!! Kassidy is shocked but the ref says his count was fair. Kassidy keeps his cool and uses the “DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!” to call upon the powers of the Hardy Boyz!

Kassidy kicks Kip low, but no Twist as Kip shoves him away. Silver ROUNDHOUSES Kassidy in the corner, then wrenches Kip to scoop and trophy lift! Fans fire up as Silver LAWN DARTS Kip into Kassidy! GAMANGIRI for Kassidy, GERMAN SUPLEX for Kip! Bridging cover, TWO!! Kip escapes and fans fire up! Silver grows frustrated, but he stalks Kip. Kip is on ropes, so Silver BOOTS Kassidy! Then Silver runs in but Kip trips him into the ropes! Silver tumbles out, Kip goes out, ARABIAN PRESS! Direct hit and down goes Silver! Uno & Reynolds get mad but Butcher & Blade get in their way, Kassidy springboards to CROSSBODY them all!!

Penelope is shocked as Kassidy puts Kip back in! Houston fires up behind Kassidy and he climbs up top! SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, Silver breaks it with a PUNT!! Cover, Silver wins!!

Winner: John Silver, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW International Championship)

Silver snatches this win from Brother Zay, and now he will go after Orange Cassidy tomorrow night in Memphis! Will the Meat Man be the one that is Freshly Squeezed? Or will he be sipping on some Orange Punch?

 

AEW hears from both Ortiz and Santana.

Ortiz tells Santana, “Last week, you had every opportunity to say something of substance. But instead, you doubled down on that same sad story you’ve been talking for years.” But Santana can’t understand how Ortiz, week after week, can stand here and lie to the people. Ortiz says Santana has made Ortiz out to be an enemy, while Santana asks what happened these past ten YEARS, where they were fighting to make sure they did what they had to so that they could grow and prosper. Ortiz says if Santana wants him as an enemy, fine. He’ll be the villain in this story. And in Philadelphia, in the middle of that ring, they finally fight it out.

Santana says they put the final nail in the coffin, while Ortiz vows to show Santana who the real man in the team is. Who wins out to prove they’re truly Proud ‘n’ Powerful? We find out next week on Rampage!

 

Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta VS Exodus Prime & Bryan Keith!

The Blackpool Combat Club is preparing to face Ricky Starks & “Big Bill” Morrissey for the AEW World Tag Team Championships on Collision, and that means they need a tune-up. But will they get far more than that from The Immaculate One and the Bounty Hunter?

The teams sort out and The Decoder starts against Keith. Keith BOOTS Yuta at the bell, then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Keith fires off forearms in the corner, the fans fire up, and the ref has Keith back off. Keith fires up, runs back in, but Yuta catches him for a waistlock! GERMAN SUPLEX! Keith staggers up, Exodus tags in but Yuta tags Claudio. Exodus storms up into an atomic drop, and then Yuta sets him up for a LARIAT! Claudio clotheslines Keith out, then Yuta catapults Exodus into the trophy lift! Claudio DUMPS Exodus down, and fans fire up! Claudio then goes out, has the cameras watch him, as he runs in and around, to UPPERCUT Keith down!

Fans fire up as Claudio gets back in the ring, and calls for the swing! Tag to Yuta, and Claudio trips Exodus! Claudio starts up the GIANT SWING! Exodus goes around and around and around, fans count along, and Yuta DROPKICKS at TEN!! Then Yuta goes up, Claudio gives him the boost, FASTBALL SPECIAL! Cover, BCC wins!

Winners: Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, by pinfall

Tune-up complete, and now the Blackpool Combat Club is rolling into their title match! Will they take the AEW World Tag Team Championships to finally settle things with Starks? Or will this be an Absolute victory on Collision?

 

Backstage interview with the former Jericho Appreciation Society.

Renee Paquette is with Matthew Menard, Angelo Parker, Jake Hager, Daniel Garcia & Anna Jay, and brings up the obvious tension and dysfunction going on. The battle royal ended with them bickering, but tomorrow night, Battle of the Belts, the X-JAS has their shot at the AEW World Trios Championships. Can they get on the same page to take those titles? Cool Hand Ange certainly hopes so. But then Daddy Magic speaks up, apologizes to Parker and Renee, but says it isn’t even about the dance anymore. His problem is Garcia’s blatant disrespect for Menard! Garcia doesn’t wanna listen to anybody, he has a real problem!

Hager shouts down the arguing, and he tells them all the figure this out. He didn’t give up his hat for this! Hager storms off, and Anna says he is right. Squash the beef. If they want to have any chance of winning on Saturday, get it together right now. Parker agrees, too! This is ridiculous! Garcia and Menard are arguing like an episode of Sex and The City! If they wanna win on Saturday, squash it! Simple as that. Menard says, “You want me to squash it? YOU WANT ME TO SQUASH IT!? HUH!?” He hates that dance, but he loves Garcia, so this is squashed. They shake hands, and Garcia says you are looking at the NEW AEW World Trios Champions.

Daddy Magic and the Dragonslayer are united in this moment, but will The Acclaimed & Daddy Ass use those scissors to cut them both down on Saturday night?

 

The Hung Bucks speak.

Matt Jackson asks Brandon Cutler if they’re live. Yes, they’re on like Donkey Kong. Hangman Page says, “Swerve Strickland has talked a lot about opportunities and responsibilities. And when it comes to responsibilities, we haven’t forgotten that we are the ROH Trios Champions, and we have a responsibility to defend them.” Nick Jackson says that’s a good point. And maybe they should defend them this Wednesday on Dynamite. Open Challenge to any trio, it is on! Like Donkey Kong? Shut up, Brandon. The joke sucked the first time. But Nick reiterates this is an Open Challenge to any trio that wants it.

Now cut the feed, Brandon, ya dumbass. Yeah, stupid prick. But with The Young Bucks & Anxious Millennial Cowboy willing to face anyone, will the Mogul Embassy make sure they get their rematch? Or will another team somehow make it past the Gates of Agony?

BREAKING NEWS on that open challenge!

It was answered pretty quickly by the Hardy Boyz! They and Brother Zay want their shots (shots shots), will they be partying big in Philly?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

On top of the AEW World Tag Team Championships and the Memphis Street Fight, we’re now getting a dream match! Andrade El Idolo VS Bryan Danielson 1v1 for the first time anywhere! Will the Face of Latino Wrestling slay the American Dragon?

 

Mark Henry welcomes us back.

The World’s Strongest Man says, “The women are closing up an outstanding show as The Outcast, Ruby Soho, faces Skye Blue, who seems to be getting a little bit darker. Well, it looks like there’s been enough talk. It’s TIME for the main event!” Will the Chicago Skye only get darker after one more go around with this familiar foe? Or will there be No Future in her future?

Skye Blue VS Ruby Soho w/ Saraya!

The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Ruby puts Skye in a corner. The ref counts, Ruby lets off slowly, then CHOPS! Skye just frowns then eggs Ruby on. Ruby CHOPS, Skye gets in her face about it! Ruby swings, Skye blocks and she CHPOS in return! Skye pulls hair, talks trash then whips, but Ruby reverses. Skye tilt-o-whirls, but Ruby blocks to STO! Fans boo but Saraya cheers. Ruby frowns, she drags Skye up and reels her in to short arm LARIAT! Ruby soaks up the heat, stands Skye up again, and short arm LARIATS! Fans rally, Ruby storms around and she drags Skye up.

Saraya argues with fans about their signs, Ruby whips Skye to ropes, but Skye tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Fans fire up and Skye SUPERKICKS! Ruby goes to a corner, Skye runs corner to corner, but Ruby ELBOWS her away! Ruby goes up but Skye stops Nightshade to ROUNDHOUSE! Skye then goes out but Ruby kicks low. Ruby reels Skye in, but Skye fights the lift! Skye throws body shots, then gets space. Ruby swings, but into a HALF NELSON FACEBUSTER to the apron! Fans fire up but Saraya storms up. Skye KNEES Saraya away! Ruby gets back up, and she PENALTY KICKS from above! Skye falls and Saraya talks trash while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Ruby drags Skye up, stands her against railing, and she CHOPS! Skye sputters and falls while Ruby stalks her. Ruby drags Skye up and swings her around to RAM into more railing! Ruby gets in the ring, Saraya grabs a fan’s sign that says they hate Saraya, and she rips it up! The ref then checks Ruby, which allows Sarya to stomp Skye and RAM her into railing! Saraya scurries away, Ruby goes out and the two hug. Ruby drags Skye up and puts her in the ring. Ruby stalks Skye, fans rally up, and Skye throws body shots! Skye ROCKS Ruby, then rolls her up! TWO, and Ruby CLOBBERS Skye! Saraya cheers as Ruby covers, TWO!

Skye is hanging tough but Ruby drags her around. Ruby pulls her back into a DRAGON SLEEPER STRETCH! Skye endures, Saraya talks some trash, but Skye throws elbows! Ruby lets go so she can SMACK Skye off the mat! The ref reprimands about the hair pulling but Ruby bumps Skye off buckles. Ruby stomps a mudhole but lets off as the ref counts, and Saraya CHOKES Skye behind his back! Saraya scurries away again, Ruby drags Skye up, and Ruby TOSSES Skye out! Ruby distracts the ref again so Saraya can drag Skye up and RAM her into more railing! Skye falls over, the ref is suspicious but Ruby goes out to fetch Skye.

Ruby stands Skye up against railing, talks trash to the fans, then CHOPS Skye! Saraya says that’s on the fan! Ruby brings Skye up but Skey fires forearms back! And CHOPS! Ruby claws at Skye’s eyes! Ruby puts Skye in, storms up on her, and stands her up. Ruby whips, Rampage returns to single picture as Skye ducks ‘n’ dodges, DOUBLE LARIATS take them both down! Fans rally up for Skye as a standing count climbs. Skye and Ruby rise, and both pull hair! They fire forearms and fans rally up! Ruby gets the edge, but Skye claws Ruby’s eyes! Skye whips, Ruby reverses but Skye LEAPING LARIATS!

Skye rallies, fans fire up, and Skye fishhooks Ruby around to ROCK her with a forearm! Then SHINING WIZARD against ropes! Ruby keeps Skye from running but Skye CHOP BLOCKS! Ruby blocks a superkick but the BASEMENT ROUNDHOUSE connects! Cover, TWO! Fans rally up while Skye sneers and drags Ruby up. Full nelson, SKYE- NO, Ruby slips out! But Skye fights the saido to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Ruby survives and Skye seethes. Skye drags Ruby up, pushes past the ref, but Ruby distracts and Saraya trips Skye up! Ruby runs up to SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Skye survives and Ruby is furious now!

Ruby drags Skye up in a corner, puts her on the top rope, then CHOPS! Ruby climbs up after Skye, but Skye fights with body shots! Skye slips under, tucks Ruby in, CHEEKY NANDOS! And then a POWERBOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ruby survives and Skye is shrieking! Skye hammers away with forearms, Saraya protests and gets on the apron, but that just gets Skye’s attention! Saraya takes a swing, Skye ducks it to DECK Saraya! Fans fire up but Ruby runs up again! NO FUTURE!! Cover, TWO?!?! Skye survives and no one can believe it! Saraya says to end this, and Ruby drags Skye up. Ruby clinches, DESTI- NO, BACKSLIDE! TWO!

Ruby stands, wrenches, but Skye blocks the kick to stand Ruby up! Skye KNEES Ruby, full nelsons, and SKYE- NO, Ruby arm-drags free! Saraya SMACKS Skye with the spray paint can!! And BACKHANDS her with it for good measure!! Ruby then reels Skye in just to roll her up, Ruby wins!!

Winner: Ruby Soho, by pinfall

The Knight was the insurance policy for the Runaway, but then the Outcasts mug Skye! Fans boo as these two are sore winners! But wait! Here comes Kris Statlander! The Galaxy’s Greatest chases Ruby & Saraya off as she still sees Skye as a friend. Saraya tells Kris off but she still retreats with Ruby. Kris wants to help Skye up, but Skye pushes her away? Kris doesn’t understand Skye’s deal, but is this just Skye’s frustrations? Or is there something more sinister at work?


My Thoughts:

A really good Rampage, though a much stronger first half than second half. Claudio & Yuta of course squash their opponents, and there aren’t even interactions with Starks & Morrissey because Starks & Morrissey are too big for Rampage (no pun intended). And a great main event from Skye VS Ruby, though of course Skye gets cheated. Skye showing more of that anger and aggression continues to push the idea of her Heel turn and joining The House of Black. Kris got a good save here, and Skye pushing her away also adds to her coming Heel turn. Though, thinking about it, where was Willow Nightingale? She’s the one facing Kris for the title, after all.

And not to be mean to the women when AEW already does a half in, half out job of booking the division, but the other two matches are more main event material. If I had to choose, I’d have gone with the Triple Threat. Mistico VS Rocky was great stuff being 2 outta 3 falls, but even if no title was actually on the line, I figured Mistico was gonna win. The Triple Threat was great, and for me, was more main event material because I was honestly surprised Silver won. But that’s great, cuz Silver VS Cassidy is a fresh match-up, and could lead to a larger feud of Dark Order VS Best Friends, which would be some great stuff.

Good promos to set up other stuff, too. Santana and Ortiz have a great promo, and their match next week for Rampage is going to be great stuff. Kinda wish it was Philly Street Fight but maybe they want to ease into the feud since neither Ortiz or Santana have wrestled on AEW in quite awhile. And really good promo from Stokely, Eddie Kingston and Team Triple J to set up a big match for Collision. That Memphis Street Fight will be great stuff, IF Triple J doesn’t get involved. We can’t have another overbooked mess like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre match, just give us Eddie VS Jarrett and that’s it. Though, at the same time, how is Jarrett gonna beat Eddie 1v1 to get Lethal his title match? So I guess Triple J has to cheat to help Jarrett in order to give us Eddie VS Lethal.

My Score: 8.7/10


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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (7/26/24)

It’s the ROYAL RAMPAGE!

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Who will be waiting in the wings for the AEW World Champion?

In the wake of Blood & Guts, twenty men compete in the Royal Rampage battle royal! But who will stand tall at the end as the next #1 contender?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Fatal 4 Way Tag: Private Party VS The Righteous VS The Outrunners VS Rush & Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis; win(s).
  • Lance Archer VS ???
  • Kris Statlander w/ Stokely Hathaway VS Leila Grey; wins.
  • Royal Rampage: ??? wins and will challenge for the AEW World Championship at AEW Grand Slam.

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[Due to scheduling conflicts, coverage will be on delay]


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Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (7/24/24)

The violent tradition returns!

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The word of the day is, “VIOLENCE!”

Blood & Guts returns again, and Team AEW looks to take down The Elite once and for all! Will Swerve, Darby, Mark Briscoe & The Acclaimed stand tall? Or will they be able to stand at all?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki; Jericho wins and retains the title.
  • Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida; Britt wins.
  • PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages; Pac wins.
  • Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis; Mariah wins.
  • Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW; Team AEW wins.

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Alex Marvez waits in a parking lot.

He is in the hotel parking garage, hoping for a scoop from Will Ospreay after last week’s devastating loss to MJF in the International Championship match. However, Ospreay goes right past Marvez and Marvez hurries after. Marvez asks for a comment but Ospreay says he’ll tell everyone what he has to say, once he arrives at the arena. Except someone slashed his tire! Three guesses who. Ospreay asks if Marvez rented a car. He did. Then hand over the keys! What? O-Okay. Marvez hands over the keys, Ospreay has him carry the luggage, and they hurry to Marvez’s rental. They get in and Marvez asks if Ospreay’s driven in America. NOPE! Uh oh.

Ospreay peels out of the parking garage, hoping to make it to Bridgestone Arena before the show is over! Will he have plenty to say after what the Wolf of Wrestling (or rather, weasel) did last week?

 

Cheerleaders line the ramp…?

They ask Nashville to give them an M! “M!” Give them a J! “J!” Give them an F! “F!” What’s that spell? M J F! That’s right, the NEW International Champion makes his way out, all smiles as he wears the belt he stol- er, won last week on Dynamite. He of course has them cut his music so he can talk. And he stands in the ring on camera left, with a podium, and something under a black cloth. MJF says, “Ospreay did not hit the Tiger Driver 91 because he is a gutless coward. The fact that you mouth breathers actually thought he could beat me when he couldn’t even beat that shmuck, Swerve, is laughable.”

The fans boo but MJF says by the way, Shane, MJF hasn’t forgotten about his world championship. And MJF is telling you now… The fans tell MJF to STFU first. MJF continues by saying he is just waiting for his moment to pounce. If he were Swerve, he’d pray to God that that moment never comes. See, when the spotlight is on MJF, MJF shines bright like a diamond, baby. He kisses the Dynamite Diamond Ring, the very item that helped him win, and MJF says that when the spotlight is on our “wittle hewo,” Ospreay, Ospreay MELTS. MJF beat Will Ospreay without breaking a damn sweat. Easiest match of his life!

And MJF did it quickly, efficiently, and wrestling analysts are saying it is the most dominant victory of all time. Not his words, all theirs. The fans boo these blatant lies, but MJF says ordinarily, a lot of people would tell Ospreay to burn those brittle as hell indie kick pads and just retire, but that’s not good enough. If it were MJF, he’d take a long walk off a short pier. But lucky for Ospreay, his grandma died recently, right? The fans boo MJF bringing up Ospreay’s nan, but MJF says just dig a grave next to hers. Bro tip: dig it a football field away from the old lady. That fat skank needs all the room she can get!

The fans boo while MJF laughs at his own insult. He then tells the fans to shut up. If Ospreay doesn’t like the facts MJF has to say, then he should come on out here and face him like a man. Oh wait, Ospreay won’t, because he’s worthless. Or because his car got sabotaged and Ospreay’s on his way. MJF says speaking of worthless, let’s talk this International Championship. The fans love this belt because it was held by “workhorses” who would come out here week in and week out, trying to earn their affection by putting in the work. Barf! What a joke. Working hard is for poors like all of the fans. Fans tell MJF he’s an a-hole in return.

MJF says people like this belt because it was held by “international talent.” MJF would have to sit back and watch the fans pretend that anyone outside of our great nation matters to them, and honestly, they’re unpatriotic and treasonous. MJF nods and says he deserves a title worthy of his superior intellect, his superior bank account, and his superior upbringing. This title, much like Daniel Garcia, “Willy Boy” and all these White trash hicks in Nashville, is nothing more than garbage. And down that belt goes into a trash can! The fans boo but MJF goes to his podium. MJF deserves a title that symbolizes the best wrestler in the world, and the best country in the world.

Newsflash: he does not mean that “third world cesspool” of a country known as the United Kingdom. So ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the brand new AEW American Championship! The cloth is taken away to reveal the belt, and it admittedly looks good. Fans chant “U S A! U S A!” MJF says while he appreciates those chants, when he talks America, he isn’t talking “Nasty Ass Nashville.” No, MJF is talking about real America. The only America that matters: the most magical place in the world, Plainview, Long Island, New York!

The fans boo but MJF says God bless the USA, God bless this American Championship, but also God bless your American hero, Maxwell Jacob Friedman. Thank him later. MJF holds up the belt and has red, white and blue streamers fly. There’s even an American flag with 50 MJFs on it! Wait! Ospreay rushes into the ring! MJF goes running, belt in hand and tail tucked between his legs! Ospreay grabs his mic and tells MJF, “You can try your best to feed everyone horse *hit, but we ain’t eatin’ it! I was in that match so allow me to tell everyone what was going through your damn mind at minute 59, when you were breathin’ out your ass, and you can’t stand it!

“And there is no way in your mind you knew that you could beat me. So you reached into your trunks, went past your tiny little d… And you pulled out that diamond ring and cracked it over my skull. You would’ve rather had cheated than admit that a guy like me is on your level.” MJF defends his innocence, but Ospreay tells him that Ospreay has the best news for him. This will put a smile on MJF’s face! Ospreay had a meeting with Tony Khan and Christopher Daniels. And guess what? Ospreay’s getting a rematch! MJF doesn’t understand, but Ospreay says he also has that rematch… on home soil!!

Ospreay tells MJF that Sunday, August 25th, it will be Ospreay VS MJF fort the International Championship at All In!! The fans fire up, MJF says he didn’t agree to that! But that doesn’t matter, he has to do it! Ospreay makes sure to get the International Championship belt out of the trash and clean it off. Who will stand tall at the end of this war in Wembley?

 

AEW goes backstage.

Referee Bryce Remsburg has the official Blood & Guts coin to determine which team gets advantage for the main event. But when Bryce walks into the room, he finds The Elite standing around Christopher Daniels on the floor! They claim they found him like this. Matthew Jackson also adds that The Elite has their own coin, “AEW” on one side and “Elite” on the other. Matt flips the coin, the ref confirms, Elite wins the advantage! Wait, where is Hangman? Isn’t he supposed to be here? Matt tells the guys relax. They made a deal with Hangman, he’ll honor that deal. Now let’s go get it, boys! Blood & Guts! By the way, Matt was using a two-sided coin.

The EVPs found a way to rig things in their favor, but will having the man-up advantage really help them #ManUp against Mark Briscoe, Darby Allin, The Acclaimed & Swerve Strickland?

 

FTW Championship: Chris Jericho VS Minoru Suzuki!

The Learning Tree has been champion for 95 days, but not without a little bit of help from his Branches. However, Tony Khan thought ahead, and has decided to prune those Branches by banning Big Bill & Bryan Keith from ringside! Jericho will have to face the Meanest Man in the World all by himself, will nothing save him from being chopped down? Or does The Wizard have one more trick up his sleeve?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who destroys the other “For The World?”

The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. Suzuki eggs Jericho on, but Jericho waves hi to the fans. Jericho steps up, he and Suzuki talk some smack, and then Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki shrugs, then CHOPS in return! Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki smirks. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki eggs Jericho on more, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, and Suzuki just laughs! Suzuki CHOPS, taunts Jericho, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki likes that, and the CHOPS keep going!

The fans fire up and cheer Suzuki with every CHOP! Suzuki eggs Jericho on some more, so Jericho waves “Hi~!” and CHOPS! Suzuki smiles and waves back, to CHOP! Jericho is stinging in pain, but he CHOPS again! Suzuki just grins as he dares Jericho to keep going. Jericho CHOPS, but Suzuki doesn’t flinch! Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS Jericho into a corner! The CHOPS keep going, and the fans fire up! Jericho is stinging, and he steps into the other ring! Suzuki pursues, drags Jericho back, and he CHOPS! Jericho’s chest is already bloody, Suzuki pushes him into the first ring.

Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki just laughs it off and the fans boo Jericho. Jericho gets mad, but Suzuki puts his hands back. Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS, but that just hurts his hand! Suzuki brings Jericho around to CHOP again! And again! Those are high, too! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~!” as the CHOPS just keep going! Jericho’s CHOPS are slowing down, fans chant “CHOP FOREVER!” Suzuki CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho backs away, and Suzuki cheers with the fans! Jericho snarls, talks some smack back, “Are you crazy?!” Suzuki says yes!

Jericho CHOPS, Suzuki grins, repeat. Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho into the corner again, then CHOPS so hard, Jericho falls over! The fans fire up and Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Jericho stands up and Suzuki eggs him on. Jericho says Suzuki has to be insane, and he CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS, Jericho CHOPS, repeat! They CHOP and CHOP and CHOP, and Jericho gets frustrated. The CHOPS just keep going! Jericho flips Suzuki off then CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS again and Jericho staggers away to a corner. Suzuki grins, Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOSP, eggs Jericho on, so Jericho CHOPS! Suzuki CHOPS and Jericho staggers. Jericho comes back, the CHOPS keep going, and Suzuki again backs Jericho to a corner. The fans fire up as the CHOPS just keep going!

Jericho sits down in the corner, the ref checks him, and Suzuki fires the fans up again. Jericho’s chest is only redder, but so is Suzuki’s. Jericho stands, CHOPS, but Suzuki CHOSP! The CHOP fest is far from over as they just keep going! Jericho gets the edge, but Suzuki is unfazed! He CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Jericho goes to ropes, but he comes back to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! Suzuki revels in it, but Jericho is tiring out! That’s when Suzuki CHOPS again! Suzuki CHOPS Jericho, Dynamite returns to single picture, and you better believe the CHOPS keep going! Jericho kicks low and fires a forearm!

The fans boo Jericho ruining the fun, but he soaks up the heat. Jericho runs, to LARIAT! Suzuki falls and Jericho celebrates like he’s already won! Jericho then triangle jumps but Suzuki steps back, and CHOPS! Jericho swings, into a HANGING ARMBAR! The fans fire up as there’s no ropebreaks here! Jericho flails, endures, but Suzuki lets go to then drag Jericho out of the ring. Suzuki SMACKS Jericho off the desk! The fans fire up as Suzuki grabs a chair and brings it over! Suzuki JAMS Jericho up, SMACKS him on the back, and Jericho hobbles away. Suzuki grabs a second chair, KICKS Jericho down, then puts Jericho’s hand through the chair!

Suzuki grabs the first chair, he’s going to do Jericho like Jericho did Shibata! CON-CHAIR-TO on the arm! Jericho clutches his hand and Suzuki grins. The fans are thunderous, they want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Suzuki does one better and he bends the fingers! Suzuki brings Jericho over to the railing so fans can get a better look! Suzuki lets off, Taz sure loves this, and Suzuki eggs Jericho on. Jericho CHOPS, but that’s the bad hand! So Jericho CHOPS with the left! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho with a forearm! Suzuki puts Jericho in the ring, then grabs the bad hand to twist and wrangle Jericho into a FUJIWARA ARMBAR!

Suzuki bends the fingers again, Jericho suffers while he reaches out futilely for ropes! Jericho rolls, but Suzuki bends the fingers even more! Jericho CLAWS Suzuki’s face! The fans boo but Jericho hits a CODE BREAKER! Cover, ONE?!? Suzuki roars as he rises up and Jericho is shocked! Nashville is thunderous as Suzuki glares at Jericho. Jericho scowls back, and the forearms start flying! They go back and forth, Nashville still behind Suzuki. The two stand, Suzuki ROCKS Jericho, but Jericho hits back! And again! And again! Suzuki ROCKS Jericho and Jericho leans against ropes. Suzuki whips Jericho, follows him, shoots around, for the SLEEPER!

Jericho flails, but Suzuki spins him! But Jericho trips Suzuki! WALLS OF JERICHO! The fans boo as now Suzuki endures! Suzuki powers his way around and throws hands from below! Suzuki then BOOTS Jericho away, shoots around again, SLEEPER! Jericho flails, Suzuki spins him and reel shim in! Gotch hold, PILE- NO, Jericho fights free, and LOW BLOWS! The fans boo but it isn’t cheating this time! JUDAS EFFECT!! Cover, Jericho wins!

Winner: Chris Jericho, by pinfall (still FTW Champion)

It may not have been as extreme as other FTW Championship matches, but it was gritty, brutal and even downright nasty! But while Jericho holds up the belt, Suzuki rises to his feet! The Murder Grandpa snatches Jericho into a SLEEPER! And then the Gotch hold and PILEDRIVER!! The fans fire up as Suzuki stands tall, but here come Keith & Bill! No more ringside ban, and they beat Suzuki down! The fans boo as Bill & Keith CHOKE Suzuki! But wait! Here comes Shibata!! The Wrestler is 100%, and he also slides in from the crowd side! Shibata CLUBS Keith, CLUBS Bill, then ducks ‘n’ dodges Bill, to bait him into a DUMP to the outside!

Keith ROCKS Shibata, fans boo, but Shibata whips to kitchen sink knee! Shibata throws off his shirt, but the Branches go running! They regroup with The Learning Tree, will The Wrestler make them all pay for everything they’ve done?

 

Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.

Renee Paquette is with the NEW CMLL Women’s World Champion, congratulates her on that win, and asks what it means to have that title on her shoulder. Willow says she’s traveled the world and… Stokely Hathaway walks over. Stokely says hi, then Kris Statlander attacks! The Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor beats Willow down, drags her back up, and smiles as she fireman’s carries Willow, for an F5 onto road cases! The Babe with the Power writhes, and Stokely says Willow knows why they’re here. Kris holds up the title and Stoke says next week on Dynamite, they have a Title Eliminator match for the CMLL Women’s World Championship.

Stokely asks Willow what she thinks, but Willow is in too much pain. Stokely says okay, she’ll let them know. Kris drops the belt onto Willow, but will Willow drop Kris when these two have it out in the ring?

 

Backstage interview with Bryan Danielson.

It was earlier today that The American Dragon shared a conversation he had with Doc Sampson. Bryan knew that to be All In ready, he needed to do this, eat that, but this week, Doc told Bryan that his neck is fixable, so they need to keep it that way. Bryan says he’s good, he’ll work hard, do his best, and just enjoy the moment. Wembley Stadium! How awesome is that, right? But then in steps Jeff Jarrett! Double J tells Bryan that he was over there with RJ City, and he just wants to say this: Bryan knows better than anyone that Jarrett was crushed not to have won The Owen Cup. But in hindsight, Bryan overcame the odds Jarrett didn’t, and Bryan was the perfect guy to win.

Bryan has a date with destiny, and Jarrett couldn’t have been more proud to be in Calgary than to have been there when Bryan raised the cup. Bryan thanks Jarrett, and Jarrett says Bryan has Wembley in the crosshairs. And he’s facing a champion in Swerve Strickland, who knows exactly what he needs to do, is dialed in and focused on keeping that title. Jarrett knows Bryan needs to rest up physically, but there’s also a lot of mental recovery to get done. Bryan can sit on the fence, maybe even have one foot out the door, or even make an excuse. But Jarrett wants Bryan to know that if he’s going All In, then he better go All In.

A lot of people believe in Bryan. Jarrett is at the top of that list. The Last Outlaw leaves and Renee asks where all that sits with Bryan. Bryan says a lot of that is true. He has work to do. Bryan thanks Renee for the time and heads out. What will The American Dragon do to prepare himself inside and out for The Realest AEW World Champion, Swerve Strickland?

 

Britt Baker VS Hikaru Shida!

The DMD returned to AEW at Forbidden Door, and has since then been calling out The CEO for a TBS Championship! But the Shining Samurai, a former THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion, is not letting Britt just have what she wants! Will Shida stake her own claim to Mercedes Mone’s gold? Or will Britt prove herself more than worthy with a big return victory?

The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Shida powers Britt to ropes. The ref counts, Shida lets off but Britt avoids the forearm! The fans duel, “Let’s Go, Shida!” “D M D!” The two tie up and Britt wrenches to a hammerlock. Britt snapmares then ghost pins, TWO! Shida staggers up and Britt runs up to headlock. Shida fights the takeover, lifts Britt, but Britt fights the suplex. They end up in a corner, Shida stomps then whips. Britt stops herself, slips around to roll Shida, TWO! Britt hurries to clamp onto arms! Shida fights but Britt rolls her to another ghost pin, TWO! Shida has a cover, TWO!

Britt headscissors, Shida rolls free and then slips away. The fans cheer the standoff and the two reset. They approach, Shida kicks low and TOSSES Britt out. Shida storms out after Britt, but the two brawl. Shida KNEES low, RAMS Britt into railing, then brings her around the way to make her sit in a corner. Shida climbs up to rain down fists! The fans fire up and count, Shida goes all the way to TEN! Shida fires up, the fans fire up, and then Shida brings Britt back into the ring. Shida then puts Britt on the apron, gets space, and runs in to KNEE LIFT! Shida roars and the fans fire up more while Dynamite goes picture in picture.

Britt sputters, Shida drags her in and stomps her. Shida paces while Britt slowly sits up. Shida digs her knee into Britt against ropes, but the ref counts. Shida lets off, drags Britt up again, and CLUBS her on the back. Shida then scoops, carries Britt around, then SLAMS her down. Cover, TWO! Shida clamps right on with a CAMEL CLUTCH! Britt endures being bent back, and she reaches out for ropes. Shida pulls Britt around but Britt still has the ROPEBREAK! Shida lets off in frustration, and she SLAPS Shida around. Shida drags Britt up to bump her off buckles, then bumps her off buckles again.

Shida brings Britt around and RAMS her into buckles! Britt falls back, Shida sits on her to cover, TWO! Shida’s cover was a little cocky so she puts Britt in the corner. Shida goes up but Britt shoves her back. Britt catches Shida for a BUCKLE SHOT! Shida sputters, Britt snarls, and both slowly sit up. Britt storms up to stomp Shida, then drags her up. Britt CLUBS Shida, ROCKS her, then reels her in. Shida fights the suplex, to CORNER SUPLEX Britt! Britt slumps off the buckles while Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally, Britt bails out, and Shida goes up the ropes. Shida says she’s gonna give Britt another bloody nose!

But then Britt rolls in and CLUBS Shida down! Britt waistlocks, but avoids an elbow. Britt runs to NECKBREAKER DROP! Britt whips, Shida reverses but Britt SLINGBLADES! And with some torque! Britt brings out her glove and puts it on! The fans fire up, Britt spells it out, “D! M! D!” But Shida runs up! Britt ROCKS Shida, fires off more shots, then storms up, into a KNEE! Shida hops around Britt to GERMAN SUPLEX! Shida holds on, rolls Britt and has the ARMBAR! Britt scrambles around, but Shida flips her over and facelocks. Gator roll and roll back into a GUILLOTINE! Britt endures, so Shida KNEES her down!

The fans fire up and Shida goes up the corner. Shida METE- NO, Britt dodges and SUPERKICKS! Britt runs but Shida dodges the stomp! Britt ripcords, but Shida stops the forearm to ROCK Britt! Shida runs, but into a SUPERKICK! Shida drops to her knees but so does Britt and the fans are thunderous! Britt drags Shida up and reels her into an Alabama Lift, Shida sunset flips, jackknife bridges, TWO! Britt has the cover, TWO! Shida prawn holds, TWO!! Britt narrowly escapes and Shida is pissed! Shida hammers away on Britt’s head, then drags her up. Shida reels Britt in, FALCON- NO, Britt fights out and wrangles Shida down!

Britt wants the arm, Shida fights around, and Shida has the ROPEBREAK! Britt lets go, the fans fire up, and Shida sees her kendo stick! Shida resists temptation, storms up on Britt, but Britt ripcords and ROLLING ELBOWS! Then a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO!! Shida survives, but Britt clamps on! RINGS OF- NO, Shida powers out, blocks a superkick, then QUESTION MARK KICKS! Shida reels Britt in to FALCON ARROW! The fans are thunderous, Shida takes aim, KATA- NO, Britt fireman’s carries for a takeover, and has the RINGS OF SATURN!! Shida flails, but ends up in LOCKJAW!! Shida TAPS, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by submission

Add another classic into this storied rivalry! But wait, here comes The CEO to rain on Britt’s parade. Mone has a mic to say, “Wow. Britt, that was very impressive. What a strong victory over a former champion. Now, Britt, I know that you want a shot at this at All In. And what would be hotter than The CEO VS The DMD? So let’s get to it! Because I know that you and everybody here is waiting to hear my answer. And that answer is… NO.” The fans boo but we should’ve known she’d say that. Britt dares Mone to step inside, but wait, who is that?! Is that KAMILLE!? Formerly of NWA Power, but now here in AEW, doing Mone’s dirty work!

Kamille hauls Britt up, and marches around with her for a TORTURE RACK! Britt can only suffer the thrashing, before the TOWER HACKER BOMB! Kamille stands over Britt and Mone stands by her side. The CEO has signed a powerful insurance policy, will no one ever take the TBS Championship from her?

 

The Patriarchy speaks.

Holding all three belts, Christian Cage says, “Nashville, you haven’t earned the right to see Christian Cage in person, so I’ll be conducting my business from the bowels of the arena. Now this past Saturday on Collision, The Patriarchy triumphed when we walked out the brand new Trios Champions. And this Friday on Rampage, my son, Nick, is entered in the Royal Rampage, and he’s going to walk out as the brand new #1 contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.” Now, Nick has earned the right to speak, so Christian gives him the floor. Nick says first, the AEW Trios Championships. And soon to be, #1 contender…

Nick spots something, and he asks Kip Sabian why he keeps seeing Kip around. Kip doesn’t know what Nick’s talking about, but Nick says he saw Kip last Saturday while The Patriarchy was headed to the ring, and now Kips right here. What’s his deal? There is no deal. Oh, is that so? Well, Nick knows Kip is also in the Royal Rampage, so Nick will throw Kip’s ass out. And by the way, no one cares that Kip’s dad died. Be a man and suck it up. Nick leaves but will Kip make Nick care when Nick has a Superbad time on Friday?

 

PAC VS Beefcake Boulder w/ The Iron Savages!

Speaking of #1 contenders, despite Will Ospreay wanting his rematch at Wembley, The Bastard is still THE #1 contender to the International/American Championship. Will Pac show his full power against this powerhouse? Or will sippin’ sauce and livin’ hoss be enough for Boulder to bulldoze The Bastard?

The bell rings and Pac steps right to Boulder. Boulder flexes, but Pac SOBATS! Pac facelocks, but he can’t suplex Boulder! Boulder suplexes Pac, but Pac slips free and kicks Boulder to a corner. Pac BOOTS Boulder, runs corner to corner, but Boulder CLOBBERS Pac! The fans boo but Boulder storms his way to a corner to go up and MOONSAULT! He FLOPS as Pac dodges! Pac UPPERCUTS, then goes corner to corner to SHOTGUN! Pac stomps away on Boulder, the ref counts, but Pac digs his boot in! The ref counts, Pac lets off, and Pac seethes. Pac goes out to then climb a corner while Boulder staggers up.

Pac MISSILE DROPKICKS and down goes Boulder! The fans fire up and Pac storms over to Boulder. Pac reels Boulder in, and he actually suplexes Boulder, for a BRAINBUSTER!! Cover, Pac wins!

Winner: Pac, by pinfall

Pac says this is HIS ring, and he scrapes Boulder out of it. But what is he to do if he wants to be part of Wembley and that International/American Championship fiasco?

 

Team AEW speaks.

Swerve Strickland tells Nashville, “Whose house? The spirit of AEW is on the rise tonight. And I asked these young gentlemen, these warriors, last week if they were ready to get violent. And quite frankly, we’re going to show The Elite what that’s all about. All while led by yours truly, the AEW World Champion-” Darby Allin tells Swerve to shut up. Swerve’s the leader? He’s going to go around telling everyone he’s leading them? He ain’t leadin’ nothing! This isn’t about Swerve, but about getting even with The Elite. Swerve and Darby won’t see eye to eye, not tonight or any night. Oh, okay, that’s what this is all about?

Well, when it’s all said and done, if Darby wants to get violent with Swerve, then Swerve would be more than happy to. Max Caster asks if “Sneaky Swerve” will be happy to get violent with him. Does he wanna get violent with the Best Wrestler Alive? The Acclaimed remembers what Swerve did to them. Hell, Caster will get violent with Darby, too, he doesn’t like Darby’s weird ass. Anthony Bowens says that’s right! They don’t care about the petty differences between Darby and Swerve. This is about The Acclaimed getting the AEW World Tag Team Championships back and eliminating The Young Bucks.

Swerve says they choose now to get like this? This is what they wanna do? Mark Briscoe steps in to mediate. Simmer down, boys. They gotta let the past be the past. Mark feels like the man that fell out the boat, because he ain’t in it. But tonight, put all that behind them! Tonight, they are Team AEW! And The Elite, we know your game plan! It’s divide and conquer, so we cannot allow that to happen! Tonight, stand united! And all the entitled and pompous ones worldwide will know that they ain’t safe! The violent people are here! They’re coming, baby! It’s on!! The team rallies behind The Chicken, but will they be able to stand together so they can stand tall tonight?

 

Mariah May VS Kaitland Alexis!

No longer Toni Storm’s protege, understudy or anything of the sort, “The Glamour” that is the Queen of Harts is preparing to tear the AEW World Championship away from the Leading Lady. So will she make an example of Tennessee’s own? Or will she be upstaged by an upstart, just like Toni Storm?

The bell rings and Mariah SHOTGUNS Kaitland down! The fans fire up, Mariah fires off in the corner, but the ref counts. Mariah shoves Kaitland out of the corner, goes up the corner, and then MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kaitland flounders, Mariah smirks and drags her up, to CLUB away on her like she did Toni Storm’s bloody forehead! Then she kisses Kaitland goodnight, also like she did Storm. Then Mariah runs to KNEE Kaitland, and fireman’s carries for MAYDAY! But Mariah isn’t done, she wants to have some fun. Mariah drags Kaitland into the corner, strikes a pose, then hits the SWEET HIP MUSIC!! And then, STORM ZERO!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

As she’s been doing for months, anything Storm can do, Mariah feels she can do better. Wait! Storm is here?! But then Mariah laughs, because she again pulled one over on us. WAIT! The ringside medic pulls off a wig and reveals she’s Toni Storm!! The fans are thunderous and Mariah senses something is wrong. Mariah turns around and sees Storm staring daggers! The two fire off haymakers and the fans erupt! Refs rush out here, fans boo, but the refs and security pull the two apart! Nashville wants to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but we’ll see plenty of that in Wembley Stadium. Storm gets a mic and shouts, “ARE YOU PREPARED TO DIE!? BECAUSE I AM!!”

Security does everything they can to keep Storm back. Is Storm’s Summer blockbuster going to be a revenge story a la Kill Bill?

 

Blood & Guts: The Elite VS Team AEW!

As Dean Malenko narrates, this isn’t just any normal grudge match. This is for the heart and soul of AEW as these ten men step into two rings and four walls of unforgiving steel. “Blood will be shed, but who has the most guts? Submission or surrender, who will survive?” The Elite has the advantage, and is almost completely golden as The Young Bucks have the tag titles, Kazuchika Okada has the Continental Championship and Jack Perry has the TNT Championship, but will gold matter when everything is about to be stained a crimson red?

First out for The Elite is the Scapegoat, Jack Perry! He even brings a chair with him because he isn’t taking any chances. Who will meet him from Team AEW? We find out, after the break.

Blood & Guts returns and Darby Allin makes his entrance! Fitting as the Relentless One wants after that TNT Championship. And also fitting is that Darby’s once again got thumbtacks all over the bottom of that skateboard! But Jack SMACKS Darby right at the cage door! The fans boo but Jack soaks it up while he goes out after Darby. Jack CLUBS Darby, hauls him up, and BOMBS him into the side of the cage! Jack drags Darby along, CLUBS him down again, then goes to fetch steel steps. Jack pushes the steps against railing, then brings Darby up. Jack whips Darby hard into the steps, and Darby tumbles up and over railing!

Fans fire up as the front row catches Darby in their laps! Jack soaks up the heat, stalks Darby into the crowd, and CLAWS Darby’s back! They now bring the fight around to the back of the floor level! They brawl, keep moving, and the fans fire up as they get to see more of the fight up close! Darby has fans move so he can push Jack all the way back to the railing! The fans fire up as Darby then LARIATS Jack back to ringside! Darby hops the railing, stalks Jack, and he drags Jack into the ring. The fans fire up for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” and the cage closes. But Jack SMACKS Darby with a trash can!

Jack dumps out the can, brings out bright yellow cable, and he learned this one from Rush! Jack CHOKES Darby with the cord, then wedges the can into a corner. Jack stalks Darby, stomps him, then hauls him up to LAWN DART Darby into the trash can! Darby flops back and Jack grins. Jack soaks up more heat from Nashville, then brings the trash can back into the corner. Jack RAMS Darby’s head into the can, RAMS him again, then punches the can out and CHUCKS it at the cage. Jack riles the fans up, then soaks up the heat again. Jack goes back for Darby, taunts him, but Darby SPITS at him!

Darby then fires forearms on Jack, but the countdown is here! Darby CHOKES Jack with that yellow cable, but Jack DECKS him! And here comes Nicholas Jackson! One of the EVPs has a chair of his own, and a heavy metal suitcase! Jack CLUBS Darby, Nick waves to cameras, and then coordinates with Jack for a BACKBREAKER LEG DROP COMBO! The fans boo but The Elite soak up the heat. Jack sets up the chairs, Nick brings Darby over, and together, Jack & Nick double suplex, only for Darby to fight free! Darby whips Nick, Nick reverses but Darby goes up the ropes! Only for Nick to SHOVE him into the steel!

Darby slumps down the side of the cage, and Nick SUPERKICKS him into it! Nick then goes up and out to the apron to PENALTY KICK! Darby is stuck between ring and cage, Jack says the kick was good, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture.

Nick & Jack coordinate, and they wedge the trash can up against Darby. Jack runs to DROPKICK the can into Darby! Nick & Jack both soak up the heat, then they stomp Darby around. They drag Darby up, whips and drop toehold him onto the chair, face first! Jack stands on Darby’s neck while Nick takes a seat. They’re in no rush, after all. They LASH Darby with the yellow cable! Then CHOKE him with it! Darby suffers but Nick lets him go. Jack JAMS Darby up with a chair! Nick isolates Darby’s leg and Jack JAMS it! Darby writhes and flounders away but Nick puts the leg around ropes and pulls! Darby can again only suffer!

Nick stomps Darby, Darby goes to the apron but Nick stands on the bad leg. Darby flails but can’t get loose, and then Jack clamps on a chinlock! Jack stretches Darby backwards against the ropes, and then Nick lets off. Blood & Guts returns to single picture, and the countdown is here! The Elite stomps Darby, but here comes Mark Briscoe! The ROH World Champion storms his way down to the ring, and he rallies right on Nick & Jack! Mark CHOPS away on Nick, BOOTS Jack, then ROCKS Nick with haymakers! Mark whips, Nick reverses, but Mark uses the chair to LEAPING LARIAT Jack in No Man’s Land!

Both Mark and Jack take a tumble into the second ring and the fans fire up! Mark fires up with Nashville, but Nick goes up and up and springboards, but into Mark’s EXPLODER! The fans fire up again, and Mark stomps Jack in a corner. Darby finds his skateboard, and he brings it along with him. Mark goes looking for goodies, and he brings a ladder out! Darby DUMPS Nick back tot he first ring, fires forearms, and Mark puts the ladder in a corner. Mark & Darby double whip Nick hard into the ladder! Nick flops around, ends up upside-down, and Mark goes after Jack. Mark CHOPS, Darby SLAMS the ladder onto Nick!

Mark whips Jack corner to corner, Jack reverses, but Mark goes up and over the ropes. Mark ROCKS Jack in return, then hurries up a corner! Mark aims at Nick, SWANTON on the ladder!! The fans are thunderous as Mark just shrugs that off! Nick writhes, clutches an arm, and Darby goes after Jack. Mark JAMS Nick with the ladder, wedges it in, and runs to BACK BODY BLOCK! Mark sandwiches Nick with the ladder, then Nick and ladder fall forward. The ladder gets Nick right in his bucks! The fans fire up as Darby JAMS Jack with a chair, and Mark hits a BRAINBUSTER on Nick! Mark finds that trash can and CHUCKS it at Nick!

The countdown finishes up again, and The Elite sends out Matthew Jackson! The other Buck is here, bringing a title belt and a second suitcase. What’re in those boxes anyway? Matt tosses his to Nick before he runs up on Mark. Mark ROCKS Matt, but Nick CLOBBERS Mark with the case! Darby runs up, kicks Nick, but Matt fakes Darby out! DDT on the briefcase! The case cracks open from the impact! Matt dribbles Mark’s face off the steel, and Mark’s busted open! The fans boo as Nick has Jack watch the cases. Matt scrapes Mark off the steel like a cheese grater, and then the Bucks sit Mark up top.

Matt stomps Darby, brings him up, and BUCKLE BOMBS him into Mark’s back! Then NORTHERN LIGHTS, for the Polar Express! The fans boo but Jack winds up. Matt CATAPULTS Darby into a CASE SHOT! Nick climbs up, and Matt gut wrenches Darby into a Canadian Rack. DOUBLE STOMP DOMINATOR COMBO! Then somersault for a DRAPING BACKSTABBER on Mark! The fans boo but The Elite soaks it all up. Jack stomps away on Mark in the corner, Matt TOSSES Darby to the second ring. Matt puts Mark over there, too, but the countdown returns. Jack SMACSK Mark with a case, but Team AEW sends… BOWENS!

The Five Tool Player storms down to the ring and he goes right for Nick! LAIRAT after LARIAT, then a ROLLING ELBOW! Bowens LARIATS Nick into No Man’s Land! Matt runs up but Bowens dodges to Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Jack runs up, into a kick! Bowens KICKS and FAMOUSERS! But Matt CHUCKS a case at Bowens! Mark BOOTS Matt, UPPERCUTS him, then scoop SLAMS him! The fans fire up as Mark climbs up a corner! But Matt trips Mark up onto his giblets! Darby fires off on Matt, runs, but into a LARIAT! The Bucks coordinate, and Matt brings Darby up. Matt gut wrenches, Nick jumps up, but Mark SUPER CUTTERS Nick!!

The fans are thunderous, Darby slips around and hits a SCORPION DEATH DROP! The fans are thunderous as Darby has his skateboard! Mark holds Matt in place, for the SKATEBOARD STOMP!! The tacks get left behind in Matt’s arm!! Bowens BUSTS open a toolbox, and he finds scissors~! Darby sends Jack to him, Bowens SCISSOR STABS Jack in the forehead!! Not what you’d think scissoring meant but here we are! Darby ROCKS Nick, Bowens STABS away on Jack’s head! And then he opens the scissors, to go after Jack’s mouth?!? The fans tell Bowens he’s sick, and Jack’s about to look like The Joker soon!

Mark JAMS Matt with crutches, but the countdown returns. The Elite send out The Rainmaker! Bowens storms into the first ring to meet Okada, who is bringing that Rainmaker Drive street sign. Okada and Bowens stare down, then Okada swings! SMACK for Bowens! SMACK for Briscoe! Darby kicks low, runs, but into a SMACK! Okada sets the sign down, reels Mark in and gut wrenches, TOMBSTONE onto the sign!! Mark’s crimson mask only grows as Okada stands him up, ripcord and middle finger, for a LOW BLOW! Mark staggers, Nick holds up a chair, and Okada DROPKICKS the chair into Mark!

The fans boo but Okada grins. Matt wants someone to check his arm, and Jack works to get those tacks out of there, while Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Nick has his own crimson mask forming but he helps Okada beat down on Team AEW. Jack also has a crimson mask from all that violent scissoring. Nick uses a hammer to CHOKE Mark, and Okada CHOKES Bowens with a chain! The Bucks look and behold, they find a table! They put that in the ring, Okada keeps Bowens down and Jack stomps Mark. The Bucks bring the table all the way into the second ring, even as the brawling continues all over. Jack JAMS Mark with a chair, Matt scoops to SLAM Bowens on the table. Okada scoops Bowens and SLAMS him on the table! Matt punches away on Mark, then digs his boot in.

Nick stomps Darby, then Matt mocks the crane stance before he BOOTS Mark down. Nick SHINING WIZARDS Darby, then SHINING WIZARDS Mark! Nick soaks up the heat, Matt rains down fists on Darby, and Okada CLUBS Bowens in No Man’s Land. Jack joins in to mug Bowens, and then the Bucks SMACK Mark with the toolbox itself! Nick mocks the fans rallying, but Mark ROCKS Nick! Mark fires off fast hands, but Matt storms over to stop him. Matt and Mark brawl now, Okada joins in, but Mark fires forearms and chops! Okada doesn’t flinch! Mark CHOPS again, Okada ROCKS and BOOTS and fires off on Mark!

Blood & Guts returns to single picture yet again, and the countdown is back. Team AEW sends Max Caster! He has a mic, but not for rapping! Platinum Max dodges Okada to MIC BOP him! Caster then takes off his chain so he can CHAIN FIST Nick! And CHAIN FIST for Matt! And then one for Jack! Caster whips Nick hard into steel! And he SMACKS Jack with a chair! Caster goes up a corner, aims at Okada, and the fans fire up for Caster’s FLYING CHAIR SHOT!! The fans are thunderous as Caster then goes looking for things. Bowens SMACKS Okada for himself, and Darby CHOKES the Rainmaker for good measure.

Caster brings out a board covered in barbed wire! The fans fire up as Caster places that down, then he and Bowens bring Okada up. DOUBLE SUPLEX- NO, Jack & Nick make the save! The fans boo but Nick fires off on Bowens, Jack is after Caster! Jack TOSSES Caster, The Bucks whip Bowens into a corner. Then they DOUBLE HIP TOSS Bowens onto the barbed wire board! Bowens writhes and rises up, only for Matt to scoop SLAM him on the board!! The fans are cringing, but Matt brings out a second barbed wire board! Matt presses that down onto Bowens for the world’s most violent sandwich! Nick then climbs up, to SWANTON BOMB!!

The fans lose their minds while Bowens writhes from being turned into a violent panini! But wait, now Okada has brought out something. It’s a mysterious black bag! And out pours so many thumbtacks! Okada shoves those tacks into Caster’s mouth! Then The Bucks pump up their special edition Reeboks! Jack holds Caster in place for the DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! Caster sputters, coughing up tacks, and Nick says, “Yo, listen! He ain’t rappin’ anymore!” The countdown returns, and The Elite is complete now that Hangman Page is here! At least, he should be here. The Bucks wait, but The Black Hat isn’t coming?

Darby and Mark fight back on Jack and the Bucks! Okada fights with Caster but Mark goes after Okada! Darby COFFIN SPALSHES Nick, COFFIN SPLASHES Matt, repeat! Then Darby sends Nick into Matt, to then feed Nick to Mark for a CORNER EXPLODER! Mark BOOTS Jack, Caster stands to stand on Nick’s neck! Bowens wraps barbed wire around his leg!? Caster opens Nick up, Bowens goes up, and despite the pain he’s causing himself, he still BARBED WIRE ME TIMBERS!! Nick experiences his own painful scissoring, and the fans are thunderous for “A E DUB! A E DUB!” while Mark puts the barbed wire boards aside.

The countdown is back, and that means Swerve is now here! Prince Nana gets everyone dancing as the AEW World Champion makes his way out, but NOW Hangman is here! Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve from behind with a chair! Swerve is his only target so now Hangman has a reason to fight! Hangman fires fists on Swerve, then brings out handcuffs!! Hangman cuffs Swerve to the side of the cage! Swerve tries to fight back but Hangman fires hands! Mark fireman’s carries Matt but Matt CLAWs Mark’s eyes! Matt is free, and Okada SHOTGUNS Mark into the barbed wire boards! Mark is already bleeding from one side, will he be bleeding from his back now?

Hangman cuffs Swerve’s other arm to the cage, Swerve is defenseless! But Nana hurries to fight Hangman! Hangman DECKS Nana, and then snatches the title belt. Hangman says Swerve has never deserved this title, it should never have been Swerve’s! Then Hangman CLOBBERS Swerve with the belt! Hangman fires hands on Swerve, and says he will eat Swerve alive! Hangman just hammers away with haymakers. The Bucks DOUBLE POWERBOMB Mark onto barbed wire! But then Matt gets a mic to shout at Hangman, “What are you doing?!” Hangman, look at Matt! They had a deal! And a deal is a deal, Hangman!

Last time, The Bucks suspended Hangman and he sat at home. But now, if Hangman doesn’t get in the ring, he is FIRED. Hangman hears that, and he leaves Swerve behind to step into the ring. Nick locks the cage so no one else can get in or out. The refs say no, all ten men have to be inside first. Matt says who cares? He’s an EVP, just do what he says! The bell rings so that Blood & Guts can “officially begin.” Jack goes after Bowens, Hangman argues with Matt, but Okada steps in. The Cowboy and the Rainmaker argue, and Okada shoves Hangman! But then Darby and Mark rush up! Darby jumps on Hangman while Mark fires hands on Matt!

Caster rises up, he CLUBS away on Okada! Bowens turns things around on Jack! Mark rains fists on Matt, Swerve fights and he already has one arm free. Swerve works to get the other arm free, but Blood & Guts goes picture in picture.

Caster JAMS Nick up with the Rainmaker Drive sign, Mark SMACKS Hangman with what’s left off a barbed wire board, but Nick CHUCKS trash can at Darby! Mark CLUBS away on Hangman, Okada JAMS Bowens with a crutch, and Hangman fights up. Matt runs to SHOTGUN the trash can into Caster’s head! Nick brings that can around to SMACK Darby with it. Okada CHOKES Bowens with the crutch while The Bucks taunt Swerve. Mark and Hangman brawl, Bowens SMACKS Okada with the crutch! Mark fireman’s carries Hangman for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Mark then hurries up a corner! FROGGY-BOW, onto knees!

Mark writhes, The Bucks continue to taunt Swerve, but Bowens scoop SLAMS Okada onto Hangman! Matt whips Caster to a corner, sends Nick in, but Caster TOSSES Nick! Matt runs in but Caster TOSSES him, too! But then the Bucks DOUBLE GIRI Caster! Okada Alabama Lifts Caster for a REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Jack FROG SPLASHES! Jack bounces off the cover, but The Elite keep Caster down. Blood & Guts returns to single picture one more time, and  Bowens fights back. The Bucks knock him over, and wait! Jeff Jarrett is storming out here?! Karen, Sonjay & Lethal try to stop him, but he and his guitar are going to ringside!

Wait, here comes Brandon Cutler to stop Jarrett. The EVP’s little sidekick says don’t even dare getting involved! But wait, here comes Daddy Ass! Billy Gunn grabs Cutler, tells him to “SUCK IT!” then ROCKS him with a right! Jarrett adds the SMASH HIT! Cutler falls, and both Billy and Jarrett free Swerve! The cuffs are tricky, though, but Nana brings out bolt cutters! Team AEW fights The Elite, and the cuffs are off! Nana hands Swerve the bolt cutters to start making a hole in the cage itself! The fans fire up as Swerve is in and he deals out LARIATS for every member of The Elite! DROPKICK for Okada, then an UPPERCUT!

Swerve snapmares Okada, goes up, and FALLING UPPERCUTS! Nick attacks but Swerve slips around to BACKBREAKER, and POWERBOMB into Matt! Jack runs up but Swerve hip tosses him down! Then gator roll and deadlift into the BRAINBUSTER! There are still some tacks on the mat, too! But now, Hangman and Swerve lock eyes. The fans are losing their minds seeing these two head for No Man’s Land. Both men step inside, and they fire off haymakers! The fans erupt again as Swerve gets the edge with shots high and low! But Hangman dodges one to LARIAT Swerve into the second ring!

Hangman aims, slingshot and BUCK- NO, Swerve catches the lariat to arm-drag Hangman, shift around, but Hangman kicks free of the armbar! Hangman has a piece of board, and he DIGS the barbed wire into Swerve’s forehead! Swerve pushes the board back, and Darby hops onto Hangman for CODE RED! Okada FLAPJACKS Darby! Okada looks around, The Elite regroup with him, and they DOUBLE SUPERKICK Mark! But Mark rebounds to DOUBLE LARIAT The Bucks! Jack GERMAN SUPLEXES Mark! Swerve somersault COMPLETE SHOTS Jack! Okada stomps Bowens but Bowens hits back!

The fans are thunderous as The Acclaimed regroup. They clear some space, and Swerve brings a staple gun! Swerve stalks Hangman and wants to bring this back to Texas Death! Hangman fights off the stapler, and Nick LOW BLOWS Swerve! Matt finally opens that metal briefcase, and inside are more staple guns! The Elite is armed and dangerous now! Swerve stands his ground but that’s 4v1! Jack STAPLES Swerve from behind, and then so does Nick! Matt and Okada join in, they staple Swerve from all sides! The fans boo, but Swerve is laughing?! The fans say they’re all sickos! Nick runs up, Swerve blocks his staple attack!

Matt kicks, Swerve blocks that, and he makes Nick STAPLE Matt! Then Swerve makes Nick sit on the top rope, then STAPLES his forehead! Jack runs up, into a BACKBREAKER and STAPLE! Okada DROPKICKS Swerve, ripcords, and gives a middle finger! So Swerve STAPLES that finger!! Hangman slingshots, Swerve dodges, BUCKSHOT hits Okada!! Then Swerve STAPLES Hangman in the cheek!! Then HOUSE CALL!! The fans are thunderous as Swerve went John Wick on everyone, and Blood & Guts goes to picture in picture one more time!

Swerve revels in the energy from Nashville, then he goes up top. KILL- NO, Hangman avoids the stomps! Swerve goes out after Hangman as Hangman crawls out through the hole in the cage! Swerve BOOTS Hangman, they brawl up the ramp and then to the stage! Swerve brings Hangman around into a SLEEPER! They go around the back of the tunnel, and then FALL OFF THE STAGE! They crash down through spare tables!! Matt hurries out of the cage and up the ramp, asking what the heck, but Bowens is in pursuit! Bowens ROCKS Matt, ROCKS him again, and brings him back to the ring. Caster and Nick join in, Nick SMACKS Caster with a trash can lid!

Nick SMACKS Bowens with a trash can lid! Nick goes to his brother’s side, and the Bucks go grab a table! They bring that table around to the side while Darby fires hands on Jack. The Bucks set up two tables side by side on the outside here. Mark brawls with Okada, and Blood & Guts goes to break.

Blood & Guts returns and tables have appeared in the ring, but The Bucks have constructed a double decker on the outside! Bowens has been put in between all those tables, and Nick says it’s time! Nick climbs up, Matt holds Bowens down, but Caster CLUBS Matt! Caster whips Matt into barriers! Bowens climbs up after Nick now and Nick panics! Nick kicks away on Bowens, CLUBS him, but Bowens hits back! Nick SMACKS Bowens off steel! And again! Bowens wobbles, but Nick SMACKS him again! Bowens falls through all the tables!! The fans lose their minds again and Nick gloats from way up high.

But wait, in the ring! Mark kicks Okada low, underhooks, and JAY DRILLER!! Matt returns inside but Mark kicks him, for a JAY DRILLER!! Jack is up, but even he gets a JAY DRILLER!! Nick returns, but Mark has him, too! JAY DRILLER!!! Darby puts Jack on a table, and Mark fires hands on Matt. Mark puts Matt on a table, Darby SMACKS Jack with a kendo stick! Mark goes up, FROGGY-BOW on Matt through the table!! Darby goes up, to then climb the truss and even Spider-Man up to the beams up above! Darby hangs over Jack like a bat, before a SUPER DUPER COFFIN DROP!!! Jack writhes while fans lose their minds all over again!

Caster returns into the ring, he brings the case over, and he opens it up. This one has handcuffs!? Caster hands those over to Mark, and Mark uses those to cuff Jack to the steel! Caster keeps Matt down, then he hands a kendo stick to Mark! Mark SMACKS Jack! Jack refuses to give up so Mark SMACKS him again! Mark wants Jack to say it, but Jack shakes his head. So another SMACK and the kendo stick breaks! Jack SPITS in Mark’s face! Darby has a mic to say if Jack’s not gonna quit, then let’s get the party started. The fans fire up hearing that, and Darby goes looking under the ring. Darby goes way under there…

Mark meanwhile HEAD SHOTS Jack with his own Scapegoat chair!! Jack sputters, but he refuses to give in! Mark tells Jack to just say it. Jack refuses, so Mark aims at Matt, who is also cuffed. Mark says you hit the EVP, you’re good as done! Caster SMACKS Okada off steel, and Darby returns with an OIL CAN AND LIGHTER!! The fans are losing their minds, Mark is also panicking, but Darby storms right up to Jack. Darby douses Jack with gasoline, a throwback to Anarchy in the Arena! Darby smirks as he says he is gonna light Jack on fire if he doesn’t quit. Jack doesn’t think he’s serious, but he should remember back to Anarchy in the Arena…

For that matter, Darby wants a TNT Championship match at All In! Agree to that, or Darby lights Jack on fire! Mark is freaking out, but Jack is defiant to the end! Matt talks with Darby, saying that as an EVP, he can make this happen! Matt says if Darby wants the match, then it is done! But let’s stop, this has gone too far! Darby says hell no. Matt has to say it, or Jack’s lit on fire. Matt says fine! The Elite quit! The Elite quit!! The bell rings, Team AEW wins!!

Winners: Team AEW, by surrender

Darby smiles at Jack and points to the All In sign. The Scapegoat was saved by The Bucks, but will he be able to survive the Relentless One in Wembley? Or will Darby once again be the Face of TNT?


My Thoughts:

A great Dynamite here, and I appreciate that since it was Blood & Guts night, they kept it to more matches than talking, and even then we had fewer matches since Blood & Guts itself was the whole second hour. Good opening promo stuff with Ospreay and MJF, but I’m a little torn with what MJF is up to. Converting the International Championship into the American Championship is what NJPW just did with the United States Championship becoming the United Kingdom Championship becoming the Global Championship, it just needs Moxley being in here. But I do have to admit, the American Championship looks so good, I kinda want MJF just to establish that since AEW loves having a ton of belts anyway.

And another complicated detail is that Pac is #1 contender to said American/International Championship. Will he have to use his title shot at Battle of the Belts this weekend? Or will he “talk with Tony Khan” and make things a Triple Threat, so that Pac essentially takes the Moxley role? Either option seems a shame for Pac, because he isn’t winning the title in either scenario. No title ever changes hands on a Battle of the Belts special, and I recall Moxley taking the loss to Finlay in that Global Championship story so Pac would probably take the loss in this International/American Championship story.

Jericho VS Suzuki was a great match, especially with how many chops were thrown. They didn’t even need to go as extreme as FTW Rules allow because everyone loved the chop-a-thon. Jericho winning made sense, and I’d say Suzuki being able to get back up doesn’t make sense after he got hit by Judas Effect, but it was of course to bring out Bill & Keith. And then Bill & Keith were for bringing Shibata out and Shibata getting some semblance of revenge. Jericho VS Shibata for the FTW Championship one more time could be a great Battle of the Belts match, though, so I hope they do it.

Great match from Britt VS Shida, and of course a great win for Britt. Mone showing up was a given, as was her refusing to face Britt. Kamille showing up was a great surprise, and she’s already jumping right into a great story being Mone’s muscle. I have a feeling Britt will have to beat Kamille to get her shot at the TBS Championship. Really good promo from Willow, Stokely and Kris in that it was just an ambush by Stokely & Kris. Willow VS Kris as an Eliminator will be great stuff, and I have a feeling Kris wins that to then set up the title match, possibly for All In to keep the Forbidden Door vibes going.

Great promo segment Bryan and Jarrett, and I like Jarrett encouraging Bryan to make sure he’s 100% for All In. Great stuff with Mariah May and Toni Storm, especially the double swerve for Storm to make her appearance. This adds some great heat to their title match, and I still can’t be sure who wins. Good promo from The Patriarchy, and with the Royal Rampage returning to set up a world championship match for AEW Grand Slam in late September, just about anyone can come out of that the winner. It probably won’t be Nick Wayne or Kip Sabian, though. Though, Nick does have beef with Swerve so it isn’t completely impossible.

And great promos to hype up Blood & Guts. The Elite beating up Christopher Daniels was an interesting detail, but of course The Elite cheats by having a rigged coin. Mark Briscoe helping iron out the dysfunction in Team AEW was good stuff, too, because Darby and Swerve also have beef that dates back a long time. Blood & Guts itself was awesome, and this was certainly one of the grittier Blood & Guts matches. Good use of references back to other hardcore matches, from the Rainmaker Drive sign to the staple guns.

Though admittedly, B&G requiring a submission or surrender kinda forces them to drag stuff out. Many times, a pin would’ve surely won, but doing away with pins means no one has to worry about being too tired to kick out or missing a cue to break up a cover. That aside, Swerve and Hangman taking each other out with that stage spot was not expected, but I did appreciate the dysfunction between Hangman and the rest of The Elite beforehand. Hangman and Okada should definitely have it out for the Continental Championship at some point, though.

Jack VS Darby for the TNT title at All In was a given, but Darby threatening immolation was an unorthodox way to get there. And I feel like there’s going to be dysfunction now between Jack and the Bucks. Jack’s whole thing is sacrifice, yet Matt wasn’t willing to watch him be burned head to toe just for a match. Jack could use this to become even darker and crazier than The Bucks ever were and he could go rogue from The Elite.

My Score: 9/10


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