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Mitchell’s NJPW Super Jr. Tag League Results & Report! (10/21/23)
Tag in for the Fall!
Will opening night be tranquilo?
On the Road to Power Struggle, Super Junior Tag League takes over! But will Bushi help Titan recreate his BOSJ run to the top? Or will the House of Torture screw them over already?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Shota Umino, Ren Narita & Yuto Nakashima VS The United Empire; The United Empire wins.
- SANADA & Yuya Uemura VS Boltin Oleg & Oskar Leube; Sanada & Yuya win.
- Tetsuya Naito & Hiromu Takahashi VS Taiji Ishimori & Gedo; Naito & Hiromu win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS Catch 2/2; Catch 2/2 wins.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku; Intergalactic Jet Setters win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Master Wato & El Desperado; Wato & Desperado win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Connors & Moloney win.
- 2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Bushi & Titan win.
PLAY BY PLAY
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita VS Catch 2/2!
The Mighty Don’t Kneel, but the Sniper of the Skies and #IchibanSweetBoy are ready to fly! However, will they be able to shoot down former tag team champions, TJP & Francesco Akira? Or will Public Enemy & Nova Fireball rise back up for the United Empire?
Tensions are running high already as Fujita wants after Akira. The ref has them all stay back, and the teams sort out. Fans rally up for “FU-JI-TA!” as he starts against Akira. The two circle and fans rally up again. They tie up, Fujita waistlocks but Akira sits down to wrench out. Fujita rolls, rolls, handsprings and wrenches back very fast and fans cheer. Akira fights up, rolls, trips Fujita and has a toehold. Akira has a standing toehold now, but Fujita turns over, reels Akira in and headlocks. Fans cheer as Fujita clearly learned a lot from Zack Sabre Jr. Akira brings Fujita to a knee, pops out the back and headlocks.
Akira hits the takeover, Fujita headscissors but Akira kips free. Fujita hits a headlock takeover, Akira headscissors, but Fujita kips free. Akira sweeps and covers, ONE! Fujita sweeps and covers, ONE! Dropkicks cancel out, both men handspring up and fans fire up for this opening exchange. Akira and Fujita reset, circle again, and tie up. Akira headlocks, Fujita powers out, but Akira runs him over! Crowns up for the United Empire, but then things speed up. Fujita hurdles and arm-drags, but Akira avoids the second. Akira drags Fujita up but Fujita arm-drags after all! And then he DROPKICKS Akira down!
Fans fire up for Fujita and he brings Akira around. Akira ROCKS Fujita, ROCKS him again, but Fujita just eggs Akira on! Akira throws another forearm, but Fujita DECKS him! Knuckle lock cover, TWO as Akira gets an arm up. Fujita pushes it down, TWO as Akira brings the other arm up. Fujita pushes both arms down, jumps up but Akira monkey flips him away! Fans applaud and they join in on “CATCH! 2-2!” Akira stands Fujita up to CHOP, then whip. But Eagles sneaks a tag! TMDK double ELBOW, then double KNEE SMASH! Eagles taunts TJP, covers, TWO! Eagles has a leg but Akira scrambles to a ROPEBREAK!
Eagles lets off by dropping a knee on the knee, then he KICKS Akira. Eagles brings Akira up, bumps him off buckles and tags in Fujita. Fujita brings Akira around to scoop and SLAM, then he runs to basement dropkick! Cover, TWO! Akira is still in this but the fans rally up. Fujita brings Akira around, scoops again but Akira slips out! Akira waistlocks, Fujita switches and shoves but Akira holds ropes. Akira BOOTS Fujita, TJP sneaks a tag, and Akira whips Fujita. Catch 2/2 DOUBLE HIP TOSS, basement dropkick to PENALTY KICK! TJP DECKS Eagles for good measure, then bumps Fujita off buckles.
TJP stomps Fujita, then gets to the face scrub! The fans rally with each one, and TJP runs side to side, BOOT WASH! Fujita sputters and fans rally up. They want one more, so TJP gives Fujita more scrubs. TJP runs side to side again, BOOT WASH! Fans fire up and TJP brings Fujita up. TJP wrenches an arm, tags in Akira, and they double whip. SOBAT! KICK! Trip, SHOTGUN! Cover, TWO! Akira clamps on with a chinlock and he grinds Fujita down. Fujita endures, fights up, and Eagles rallies the fans. Fujita fights up, throws body shots, but Akira ROCKS him! Fujita goes to ropes and Akira brings him up.
Akira whips, Fujita reverses to CHOP! Akira CHOPS! Akira runs, into a WHEEL KICK! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Fujita and Akira stir, crawl, hot tag to Eagles! The Sniper springboards up and over Akira to BLAST TJP! Then he BOOTS Akira and RANAS! Fans rally up as Eagles throws the shirt off. Akira sits up into KICK after KICK after KICK! Eagles then runs, but TJP jumps in! Eagles dodges to then CHOP BLOCK! TJP bails out, Eagles has Akira again, LEG LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Akira is still in this but the fans rally up for Eagles. Eagles goes to a corner, runs in at Akira, and DOUBLE KNEES!
Eagles rolls back, returns, BASEMENT 619! And then one more time, but Akira BOOTS from the mat! Akira and Eagles hurry to their feet, Akira dodges to waistlock but Eagles switches. Akira victory rolls to STOMP 182! Fans fire up while both men are down! Eagles and Akira crawl, hot tags to TJP and Fujita! TJP runs in, Fujita bobs ‘n’ weaves to UPPERCUT! Fujita goes up and FLYING RANAS! TJP bails out, Akira is there, and Fujita builds sped!? Fujita FLIES! Direct hit with the tope conjilo and fans fire up! Ichiban Sweet Boy can do more than grapple, and he puts TJP in to springboards MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO!
Fans rally up with Fujita as pounds the mat. Fujita brings TJP up to ROCK him with a forearm, and then another! TJP is in the corner, Fujita CHOPS him! Fujita whips corner to corner, runs in, and he SHOTGUNS TJP down! Fujita fires up, slashes his throat, and he brings TJP up. TJP cradle counters, TWO! TJP SUPERKICKS, runs, but Fujita CHOPS! TJP still JUMP SOBATS! Fujita drops to his knees, TJP waits for him to stand. Fujita swings, TJP gets around and backslides! TWO, and TJP hooks Fujita up in an IRON OCTOPUS! Akira intercepts Eagles to a GUILLOTINE! Akira and Eagles tumble out, TJP shifts to a MOUSE TRAP! TWO!!
Fans rally up as TJP pounds the mat now. TJP drags Fujita up, runs, but Fujita pops TJP up to a GERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, Akira breaks it! Akira goes after Fujita but Fujita spins him to hook the arms, and Eagles SOBATS! TMDK work together, ASSISTED SLICED BREAD! Akira flops out and fans fire up! TMDK drag TJP up and call their shot! Double wrench, lift, but TJP slips free! TJP ROCKS Eagles, KICKS Fujita, but Eagles blocks a kick to hook TJP up. TJP powers out and Akira dumps Eagles out! Fujita’s alone, and runs into an ALLEY-OOP! Akira PLANCHAS Eagles, TJP goes up! MAMBA SPLASH! Cover, TWO?!?
Fans are thunderous as Fujita survives getting dunked on! But “CATCH! 2-2!” coordinate, to go 2 BY 2!! Cover, Catch 2/2 wins!
Winners: Catch 2/2, by pinfall (gains 2 points; TMDK earns 0)
The sweet boy wasn’t able to stop the former tag team champions, and now TJP & Akira have set the pace! Will the United Empire conquer the Super Junior Tag League?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Intergalactic Jet Setters VS DOUKI & Taka Michinoku!
Kushida & Kevin Knight came close to getting the titles back before the tournament, but were shot down by Bullet Club. Will they be able to take flight again? Or will Japones Del Mal & The Blue Playmaker get that gold for Just5Guys?
The teams sort out, and Kushida starts against Taka. The fans rally as the two circle, each try a slide but each avoid it. Kushida tries using his leg guard but Taka stays back. Kushida and Taka tie up, Kushida wrenches to a wristlock and he keeps Taka from ropes. Taka rolls, wrenches, headlocks, then spins to hammerlock then headlock and takeover. Kushida headscissors, Taka kips free and kicks low. Taka headlocks but Kushida powers out, only for Taka to run him over. Fans cheer as Taka runs, then drops down on Kushida for the JUST FACELOCK! Kushida scrambles to the ROPEBREAK, and Taka lets go quickly.
Kushida bails out, fans applaud, and Kushida returns. Taka tags Douki and Kushida tags Knight. They circle, feel things out to a knuckle lock, and Douki knees low. Douki CLUBS Knight, whips, but Knight goes up and over and runs. Knight ducks, shoves, but Douki avoids the hurdle, only for Knight to dropkick the legs out! Knight runs to SPLASH! Fans cheer, Knight brings Douki up and wrenches the arm, then he tags Kushida. Kushida takes the handoff to wrench, then he tags Knight. Knight takes the handoff to wrench, then tags Kushida. Another handoff, and another, and another! Taka protests, but the Jet Setters snapmare to DOUBLE KNEE DROP!
Fans cheer and Kushida wrenches Douki again. Kushida drop toeholds, has the legs then hammerlocks an arm. Kushida SNAP LOCKS that arm, then sits Douki up with a chinlock. Douki fights but Kushida ghost pins, TWO! Kushida CLUBS the arm, wrenches it, then ELBOW BREAKERS! Douki goes to ropes but Kushida runs in. Douki does the splits and Kushida tumbles out! Taka attacks and then runs Kushida all the way to the back corner, to send Kushida into the wall! Then JUST FACELOCK!! The ref reprimands but he’s so far away! Kushida fights, Taka CLUBS him down, and a ring count starts.
Douki waits while Taka CLUBS away on Kushida! The count is 10 of 20! Knight protests, Douki DECKS him, then Taka blocks Kushida’s path with railing! Taka slides in at 16, Kushida hurries and slides under the railing! Kushida stumbles but he runs for the ring, and he slides in at 19.5! Safe! Until Taka drops on him with JUST FACELOCK!! Fans fire up but Knight gets in. Taka kicks him down, and has a TRIANGLE HOLD! Taka has both Jet Setters! Kushida kicks his way back, ROPEBREAK! Taka lets the Jet Setters go, stomps Knight out of the ring, then brings Kushida up. Taka throws knees and puts Kushida in the corner.
Tag to Douki and he stomps Kushida. Douki whips Kushida to a corner, runs in and clotheslines! Then he brings Kushida out to turn and lift, but Kushida fights! Kushida avoids the Gory Especial so Douki knees low! Douki whips, Kushida handsprings and BACK ELBOWS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Kushida and Douki stir, crawl, and hot tag to Knight! Taka runs in but Knight springboards, DOUBLE FLYING LARIAT! Knight fires up, and he rallies with clotheslines and elbows! Knight scoops Douki but Douki slips free! Douki & Taka double kick and double whip, but Knight leaps the lariats to DOUBLE PELE!
Fans fire up with Knight and he has targets in the corners. He clotheslines Taka, SPLASHES Douki, then dodges Taka to send him into Douki, for a DOUBLE SPLASH! Knight says it’s time! Knight puts Douki up top, jumps right up, but Douki slips under! Douki has a foot but Knight kick shim away. Knight CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! Douki is still in this and fans rally up. Knight watches Douki as he rises, runs up, but Douki denies the DDT! Knight gets around, Douki fights the lift with elbows, but Knight keeps him from running. So Douki kicks, kicks and ENZIGURI! Douki whips but Kushida sneaks a tag!
Jet Setters bypass and DROPKICK Douki! Kushida hurries to get Douki up in an Electric Chair! But Taka drags Knight out! Douki slips down, ITALIAN STRETCH #32! Taka adds a SHOTGUN! It’s a cradle now! TWO!! Kushida escapes but Taka tags in. Taka whips Kushida to a corner, runs in and SHINING WIZARDS, HEEL KICKS, then SUPER- NO, Kushida dodges to knee low! Kushida runs, but so does Taka, BOOT! Cover, TWO! Taka keeps moving, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Oklahoma Roll! TWO!! JUST FACELOCK!! Knight gets caught into an ITALIAN STRETCH! Taka CLUBS Kushida, pulls way back, Kushida flails and fights!
Taka CLUBS Kushida, PULLS, but Kushida still reaches out! ROPEBREAK!! Fans fire up as Taka lets go in frustration. Taka vows to end this and fans rally up. Taka brings Kushida up and around, scoops him, but Kushida fights free! Kushida KICKS and KICKS and KICKS the arm, runs, but Taka redirects! But Knight gets in to catch Taka, SKY 2 HIGH!! Douki returns, but Knight kicks low! Douki whips Knight but Kushida helps out, BOOSTED CROSSBODY! Direct hit and fans fire up! Knight PLANCHAS to take Douki down! Kushida has Taka for the HOVERBOARD!! Taka flails, TAPS, Jet Setters win!
Winners: Intergalactic Jet Setters, by submission (gains 2 points; Taka & Douki earn 0)
Just as Taka & Douki started rolling, they get shot outta the sky! Will they have to rethink the game plan for the next round? Will Knight & Kushida set course and fly their way back to the tag titles?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC VS Master Wato & El Desperado!
What a twist of fate this is! No Six or Nine this year, the Funky Weapon now stands against the Way of the Grandmaster! Will Dylan Kyle Cox help Taguchi bring down this team of former rivals? Or can Wato and the Rogue Luchador find a way to win together?
Wait, there’s already dysfunction between Wato and Desperado. One, Desperado didn’t wanna make his entrance with Wato but Wato dragged him out here. And while Wato is wearing their “team shirt,” which is really just a picture Wato took of himself and Desperado, Desperado is still wearing the Team Strong Style stuff. Then Desperado decides that if they’re making their entrance together, it’s to his music. Rough waters are ahead, can Wato & Desperado even survive the first round?
The teams sort out and Taguchi asks why they didn’t do Six or Nine. Wato says it’s not a big deal, this isn’t them no longer being friends. Taguchi acts like he can’t hear so Wato keeps trying to explain. The bell rings and these two end up starting. Taguchi kicks low, headlocks, but Wato powers out. They RAM shoulders, neither falls, so things speed up. Taguchi drops then hurdles, Wato leaps, and Taguchi dodges to then arm-drag! Wato arm-drags back! Taguchi arm-drags again, and has the cording hold! Taguchi shifts to a knuckle lock but Wato headscissors. Taguchi kips free, trips Wato, covers, ONE! Wato sweeps and covers, ONE!
Taguchi avoids the dropkick to give a dropkick! Fans cheer as Taguchi stands tall. Taguchi brings Wato around for a point-blank hip attack! And then another! Taguchi brings Wato up, suplexes, but Wato slips free to waistlock, Taguchi switches and shoves, but Desperado sneaks a tag before the HIP ATTACK! Desperado tells Wato to get out already but Wato asks what the heck. They argue, Taguchi runs in, Desperado dodges so the HIP ATTACK hits Wato! Desperado kicks Taguchi, then whips him to ropes, but Taguchi holds those ropes to BOOT back! DKC gets in, he and Taguchi DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE!
Fans cheer on this new duo, and Taguchi starts giving DKC baseball signals for what to do next. DKC isn’t sure he got it but he goes with it! Taguchi goes to a corner, climbs up, and DKC whips Desperado. Desperado blocks, fans rally, and DKC tries again. DKC sends Desperado at the Funky Weapon but Desperado BOOTS the booty! DKC runs in but Desperado dodges, and DKC almost runs into the booty! Desperado runs in, DKC mule kicks, but then Desperado blocks the booty bump with both hands! Fans rally as the struggle continues, but then Desperado turns things around on DKC to rub him into the booty!
Taguchi thinks DKC is succeeding so he cheers “DKC! DKC! D, K, C!” Desperado then brings DKC away, Taguchi hops down to see the truth, and Desperado throws DKC into Taguchi! Fans cheer as Desperado stands tall. Desperado storms up and stomps on Taguchi, then stands him up. Desperado UPPERCUTS and Taguchi sits down. Desperado digs his boot into Taguchi, the ref counts, and Desperado lets off at 4. Wato wants a tag and Desperado just stares at him. Desperado whips Taguchi to a neutral corner to then UPPERCUT! Taguchi sits down and Desperado digs his knee in!
The ref counts, Desperado lets off, and Wato again wants a tag. Desperado just stares, but he brings Taguchi up again. Desperado scoops to SLAM Taguchi, and then grabs a leg. Desperado turns Taguchi over for a HALF CRAB! Taguchi endures, flails, reaches out, and Wato again wants a tag. Desperado just stares at Wato, then lets off in frustration. Desperado whips Taguchi to the blue corner, tags Wato in with some stank, and fans fire up. Wato brings Taguchi up, but Taguchi CHOPS! And fires off fast hands! Wato knee slow, snapmares, and then KICKS! Cover, TWO! Fans rally as Wato runs up to stomp Taguchi down!
Wato drags Taguchi up, scoops and SLAMS him, then covers again. TWO, but Wato keeps his cool. Fans rally as Wato stomps Taguchi more, then brings him around. Taguchi CHOPS again, and again, and again! Wato KICKS Taguchi, and KICKS again! Taguchi wobbles, but he blocks a kick! Wato ELBOWS back, runs, but into a HIP ATTACK! Both men are down and fans fire up! Taguchi and Wato crawl, hot tag to Desperado! Desperado stomps Taguchi down, whips, but Taguchi HIP ATTACKS Desperado! Roll and hot tag to DKC! DKC runs in to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP! DKC whips, Desperado reverses but DKC RANAS!
Fans rally and DKC runs in, but is put on the apron. DKC GAMANGIRIS, then springboards, FLYING ARM-DRAG! DKC keeps moving, he ducks ‘n’ dodges to CANNONBALL!? Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as DKC drags Desperado up to wrench, clinch, but Desperado fights the suplex! Desperado reaches for ropes, has to fight the lift again, and he wrenches out to hit a BIG back suplex! Wato is back and he wants a tag! Desperado rolls his way over, hot tag to Wato! Fans rally up as Wato rallies on DKC! Wato whips, DROPKICKS, and fires up again! Wato hurries to the apron, takes aim, and he springboards to FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO!
DKC hangs in there but Wato fires up more. Wato drags DKC up, reels him in, but DKC fights the suplex! DKC switches then feeds to Taguchi’s BOOT! BACKHAND! ENZIGURI! Wrench and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, Desperado breaks it! Taguchi CLUBS Desperado and TOSSES him out! DKC fires up and drags Wato to his feet. Clinch and CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP! Fans rally with every shot! DKC keeps going over and over, to then CHOP Wato down! DKC runs, to SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Wato is still in this but DKC goes up! Fans rally as he climbs, and he DIVING-
NO, Wato dodges, to SCREW HIGH KICK! Taguchi wants to get back in but Desperado catches him by his tights! Taguchi’s undies are showing! Volt green? Wato gets DKC for the TSUTENKAKU GERMAN!! Bridging cover, Wato & Desperado win!
Winners: Master Wato & El Desperado, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Taguchi & DKC earn 0)
Desperado apologizes for pantsing Taguchi, but the kids in the crowd think it was funny. Taguchi still says this is a bad example for those kids. Taguchi’s one to talk, but then wait, Desperado just heads out on his own? Wato doesn’t understand, but maybe as long as they keep winning, it’ll be okay. Will this pairing of rivals work out in the end? Or will it fall apart as soon as next round?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: YOH & MUSASHI VS Clark Connors & “Drilla” Dan Moloney!
Lio Rush is out and we all wish him a speedy recovery, but the show must go on. As such, Mr. Direct Drive has called upon the Dream Follower to be his partner! Will this new team be able to take down the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championships? Or will these War Dogs unload a Full Clip to start the tournament?
The teams sort out but the Abunai Gaijin rush in! Yoh & Musashi dodge then fire forearms in return! The bell rings, the brawl continues, and Bullet Club takes control. They whip Yoh & Musashi at each other, but they dosido and come back to ROCK Bullet Club! Yoh & Musashi bring Connors & Moloney out, both Connors & Moloney take swings but both Yoh & Musashi block. They wrench, knuckle lock, and go up and up and go Old School! Fans fire up for the STEREO AX HANDLES! Then the STEREO UPPERCUTS! Connors & Moloney both bail out, Yoh & Musashi both build speed, STEREO TOPE CONJILOS!
Fans fire up as the Bullet Club goes down! Yoh struts and fires up among the fans while Musashi stomps Drilla. Yoh stomps Connors then puts Moloney in. Yoh & Musashi stomp in a corner, double whip corner to corner, then Yoh sends Musashi in to ELBOW! Musashi sets up, Yoh runs in, POETRY IN MOTION! Kick and turn, NECKBREAKER to SHOTGUN! Cover, ONE!! Moloney is tough but Yoh kicks low. Yoh whips, but Connors tags in as Moloney reverses. Moloney drops, then Connors POUNCES! Moloney BLASTS Musashi, too, and Connors is all fired up. Connors keeps Yoh in the ring and covers, TWO!
Moloney goes after Musashi outside the ring, but Connors stands Yoh up to CHOP! Connors has Yoh in the corner to CHOP again, then he puts Yoh back in the corner, to CHOP again! Tag to Moloney and he fakes chop to poke Yoh in the eye! Moloney laughs, then he stomps Yoh down, to then throw down punches! The ref counts as Moloney stands on Yoh, and Moloney lets off at 4. Yoh flops out of the ring, and Connors fires off shots! The ref misses that, Moloney taunts Musashi and that distracts the ref more, so Connors CHOKES Yoh! Connors drags Yoh up and into the ring, Moloney covers, TWO! Yoh hangs tough and fans rally up.
Moloney is annoyed as he stalks Yoh. Moloney stands on Yoh’s face, tags Connors, and Connors BLASTS Musashi before he drops an elbow on Yoh! Connors taunts Musashi, Moloney mocks Yoh and flips off the fans, but the fans rally up for Yoh more. Connors stands Yoh up but Yoh kicks low! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! Connors knees low, ROCKS Yoh, and he stays between Yoh and Musashi. Connors stands Yoh up, snap suplexes him down, and then takes his time before the cover, TWO! Connors mockingly applauds then drags Yoh up. Connors snap suplexes again, stares Musashi down, then covers, TWO!
Fans rally for Yoh, Connors drags him up, but Yoh fights the suplex this time! Yoh throws body shots, then suplexes, but Connors counters to snap suplex! Yoh writhes, Connors covers, but Musashi breaks it! Moloney storms in but Musashi gets away. Connors stands Yoh up, full nelsons and he thrashes Yoh around! Yoh sits down, Connors leans on the hold, but fans rally as Yoh endures. Yoh fights up, and he breaks the nelson! Yoh throws elbows, whips Connors to ropes, but Connors holds ropes to ELBOW back! But Yoh goes Matrix to dodge, then he mule kicks and NECKBREAKERS! Fans fire up while both men are down!
Yoh and Connors crawl, hot tags to Musashi and Moloney! They fire forearms on each other, fans fire up, and Moloney wobbles! He grits his teeth to kick back and CHOP! Moloney whips Musashi to a corner, runs in, but Musashi BOOTS back! And RANAS! Fans fire up and Musashi brings Moloney up. Connors CLUBS Musashi, then Bullet Club double whips. Musashi crisscrosses them to kick, CHOP and swing! Connors gets around, Moloney storms up but Musashi BOOTS him away! Moloney tries again, Musashi sends him into Connors! And then Musashi dodges to dropkick the legs, and then he DROPKICKS Moloney down!
Fans fire up as Musashi clinches to EXPLODER! Cover, TWO! Moloney hangs tough but Musashi keeps cool. Musashi drags Moloney up, spins him, waistlocks, but Moloney fires elbows. Moloney goes to run but Musashi waistlocks. Moloney brings him along and Connors DECKS Musashi! Bullet Club double suplexes but Yoh saves Musashi! But Bullet Club stereo BODY SHOT! They whip Yoh & Musashi, but Yoh & Musashi both reverse to DOUBLE DROPKICK! And then STEREO FALCON ARROWS!! Musashi covers Moloney, TWO! Fans fire up as Yoh & Musashi both tune up! They aim at Moloney, to DOUBLE-
NO, Moloney dodges! Connors returns, POWERSLAM for Yoh! SPINEBUSTER and DOUBLE STOMP for Musashi! Musashi sputters and writhes but Bullet Club locks ‘n’ loads. Musashi stands, into the GORE SANDWICH! And then Connors goes up top, Moloney suplexes, but Musashi slips free! Musashi shoves Moloney, Connors leaps over, into Yoh’s SUPERKICK! Moloney returns, blocks Yoh’s superkick and gives it to Musashi so he can SUPERKICK Musashi himself! JAB for Yoh, and Moloney runs, but into DOUBLE SUPERKICKS!! Fans fire up as Musashi brings Moloney up and scoops. Musashi SLAMS him in the drop zone, then tags Yoh!
Yoh goes up and fans fire up for the FROG SPLASH! Cover, Connors POUNCES Musashi to break it up! All four men are down and the fans rally back up. Connors whips Musashi but Musashi reverses to TOSS Connors out. Then Musashi PLANCHAS, but Connors catches him! And POSTS him! Moloney runs in, blocks another superkick, but then Yoh blocks a kick. Moloney ENZIGURIS, runs, but into Yoh’s LARIAT!! Fans are thunderous as Yoh drags Moloney up! DIRECT- NO, Moloney fights out, wrenches, feed to Connors’ SPEAR! Connors tags in, goes up, and Moloney suplexes! FULL CLIP!! Cover, Bullet Club wins!
Winners: Clark Connors & Dan Moloney, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Yoh & Musashi earn 0)
#DreamDrive almost took down the champions, but they couldn’t stop supersized Junior Heavyweights like this! Will Yoh & Musashi still find a way to the tournament finals? Or will these Abunai Gaijin prove to be the most dangerous Super Juniors of all time?
2023 Super Junior Tag League: Bushi & Titan VS SHO & Yoshinobu Kanemaru!
Los Ingobernables de Japon’s masked luchadores are back together again after falling just short of the finals last year! Will they make Super Junior Tag League tranquilo this time? Or will the Murder Machine & Heel Master stack the deck already?
Before the match, Sho gets a mic to say he doesn’t get why opening night is here in Kumagaya. Sho is embarrassed to even be in Saitama, and says it’s fitting that Bushi & Titan wear masks, because they don’t wanna be here, either! Fans tell Sho to go home, but Sho says what’ll really be embarrassing is LOSING in Kumagaya! Sho & Kanemaru then attack LIJ! Red Shoes reprimands but Sho TOSSES Bushi and Kanemaru snapmares Titan. Kanemaru rips at the mask! Sho does the same on Bushi! Red Shoes reprimands them both, counts, and Kanemaru lets off at 4. Sho gives up and he stomps Bushi down.
Kanemaru CLUBS Titan while Red Shoes reprimands Sho. Kanemaru DDTS Titan down! Titan writhes, goes to a corner, and Kanemaru runs in. Titan BOOTS back then goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Tag to Bushi and he stomps Kanemaru. Bushi turns Kanemaru for a NECKBREAKER, then covers, TWO! Bushi drags Kanemaru up but Kanemaru claws the eyes! Bushi kicks back, whips, but Kanemaru reverses and Sho trips Bushi up! Kanemaru DROPKICKS Titan, Sho brings Bushi to the crowd, and BOWLS him into chairs! Kanemaru POSTS Titan, Red Shoes reprimands them both, but Sho CHOKES Bushi with a chair!
Fans rally for Bushi but Sho even stands on Bushi to make it worse. Sho still wants to take the mask! The ring count starts, Kanemaru leaves Titan alone to be in the ring. Sho brings Bushi back and puts him in. Kanemaru scrapes his sole off Bushi’s face, then drags Bushi up. Kanemaru feeds Bushi to Sho’s boot! Tag to Sho, Sho stomps Bushi around, then drags Bushi up. Sho bumps Bushi off buckles, stomps away in the corner, then stands on Bushi. Red Shoes reprimands then counts, but Sho steps off at 4. Sho drags Bushi up, bumps him off buckles, and he sits Bushi down. Sho & Kanemaru both dig their boots in!
Red Shoes reprimands, Kanemaru tags in and drags Bushi to the apron. Sho keeps Red Shoes distracted as Kanemaru DROPKICKS Bushi! Sho WRECKS Titan, Kanemaru covers, TWO! Sho complains about the count but the count is fair. Kanemaru then puts Bushi in a CAMEL CLUTCH! Sho runs around the way to BLAST Titan! Red Shoes focuses on Bushi as he endures, and Bushi gets an arm free to reach out. Kanemaru adds a chinlock to this to blind and grind, but Bushi shifts around to the ROPEBREAK! Kanemaru lets go and stomps Bushi down. Kanemaru taunts and toys with Bushi, but Bushi CHOPS back!
Bushi CHOPS again but Kanemaru claws eyes! Kanemaru throws Bushi down, then wants the mask! Red Shoes reprimands, Kanemaru stops and pushes Red Shoes away. Kanemaru stomps Bushi, tags Sho, and Sho CHOKES Bushi. Sho wants the mask! Red Shoes reprimands, Sho CHOKES Bushi more, then Sho lets off at 4. Bushi sputters but Sho kicks him around. Sho stomps Bushi, covers, TWO! Bushi hangs tough and Sho is again upset with Red Shoes. Tag to Kanemaru, he drags Bushi up and CLUBS him on the neck. Bushi goes to a corner, Kanemaru runs up and blocks a boot! Kanemaru ROCKS Bushi, BOOTS him, then whips him.
Kanemaru runs in but Bushi BOOTS back! And then RANAS! Fans fire up as both men are down! Hot tag to Titan! Fans fire up as El Inmortal rallies and whips. Kanemaru reverses, runs in, but into a BOOT, SOBAT, KICK, fast hands and a JUMP SOBAT! Sho runs in, but Titan dodges, ripcords and CHOPS! Then Titan goes up and up and tightrope walks, jumps and MISSILE DROPKICKS Kanemaru! Sho runs up again, kicks and whips, but Titan reverses. Titan goes Matrix, then CALF KICKS Sho out! Fans fire up as the House boys regroup. Titan DIVES to take them both out at the ramp!
Titan stands and fans fire up. Titan fetches Kanemaru up to knee him and put him in the ring. Cover, TWO! Kanemaru hangs tough but Titan keeps cool. Titan pounds the mat and the fans rally behind him. Titan drags Kanemaru up, reels him in, and Canadian Racks, to spin and spin and- NO, Kanemaru slips out and pulls the mask! Red Shoes reprimands but Sho tags in. Sho has Titan up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Sho drags Titan and knuckle locks to wrench. Sho brings Titan to his knees, kicks, KICKS and- NO, Titan blocks the superkick! Sho pulls the mask! Red Shoes reprimands, Sho runs, but Titan trips him!
Bushi gets in to DROPKICK! Titan springboards to SPLASH! Cover, Kanemaru breaks it! Bushi goes after Kanemaru but Kanemaru elbow shim. But then Bushi dropkicks the legs! Bushi & Titan each get Kanemaru & Sho, for STEREO TRAILER HITCHES! Fans fire up as Sho & Kanemaru endure torture, but wait! Here’s gaddamn Dick Togo! He rings the bell to fake out LIJ! LIJ thinks they’ve won but it’s that damn Spoiler playing jokes! Bushi & Titan see that, and then EVIL & YUJIRO get in to BLINDSIDE LIJ and Red Shoes!! Fans boo as the House boys play the same old games again! They stomp away on Titan then drag him up.
Yujiro & Dick double whip, then Dick runs in to ELBOW! Yujiro runs in to BOOT Evil runs in to clothesline! Snapmare, and then Dick goes up! They set Titan up for the DICK CHOP!! Sho covers, Red Shoes is up, TWO!!! Titan survives and Sho is furious! The House protests but they’re the ones who knocked Red Shoes down to make him woozy. Sho gets Titan up, POWER BREAKER!! Cover, BUSHI BREAKS IT!! Just in time, but Kanemaru TOSSES him! Sho laughs as he aims his bow. Sho drags Titan up, reels him in, tucks the arms, SHOCK- NO, Titan fights and Alabama Lifts, to BACK DROP!
Fans fire up as Titan keeps this going! Titan runs in, Sho gets around and shoves him into Red Shoes! And Sho SNATCHES the mask!! Fans boo this utter disrespect! Sho has his Murder Tool at the ready, but Bushi BOOTS Sho! Kanemaru runs in, but Bushi ducks, WHISKEY MIST hits Sho!! Bushi BLACK MISTS Kanemaru!! The fans are thunderous, but then Evil, Dick & Yujiro rush back in to mug Bushi! Titan has his mask back on while The House whips Bushi. Bushi TOSSES Dick, dodges Yujiro and BOOTS Evil! BULLDOG DROPKICK COMBO on the King of Darkness and his Tokyo Pimp!
Bushi TOSSES Evil & Yujiro, Titan throws off the elbow pads! Titan FLIES to bring down the House!! Fans are thunderous again, Titan returns to Sho! Titan drags Sho up, but Sho rakes the eyes! Sho runs, but into the TORNADO DDT! Bushi is back, he DECKS Kanemaru, then builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Kanemaru at the ramp! Titan hurries up the corner, fans fire up and Titan ANGEL INMORTAL!! Cover, LIJ WINS!
Winners: Bushi & Titan, by pinfall (gains 2 points; The House of Torture earns 0)
The House tried all sorts of tricks, but it wasn’t enough against the Black Mask y El Inmortal! Will The Murder Machine & Heel Master just try to do even worse the next round?
As for LIJ, Bushi gets the mic to tell House, “TOO BAD, HUH!?” Bushi copies Evil’s usual insult, and the fans tell the House to go home. The House gets outta there, and Bushi says in this year’s Super Junior Tag League, they have their crucial first win! And Bushi wants everyone to welcome back LIJ’s new member, Titan! The fans cheer and Bushi tells Titan that it is thanks to him that they won. Titan then gets the mic to say, in Japanese, that he is happy to be back in Japan. Viva Mexico, viva Japon, and viva Los Ingobernables de Japon! Fans cheer that, and Bushi gets the mic back to say he didn’t quite catch that.
But this was only the beginning for them in this tournament. Bushi vows that he and Titan will fire up Super Jr. Tag League, get to the finals in Osaka, and get the trophies so they can come back to Kumagaya as the champions! They mean it! EN SERIO! MA-JI-DE!! Fans fire up, but will Los Ingo’s dos luchadores go all the way to the top?
Here are the current Super Junior Tag League Standings!
Catch 2/2: 1-0, 2 points
Clark Connors & Dan Moloney: 1-0, 2 points
Intergalactic Jet Setters: 1-0, 2 points
Master Wato & El Desperado: 1-0, 2 points
Bushi & Titan: 1-0, 2 points
Yoh & Musashi: 0-1, 0 points
Sho & Yoshinobu Kanemaru: 0-1, 0 points
Ryusuke Taguchi & The DKC: 0-1, 0 points
Douki & Taka Michinoku: 0-1, 0 points
Robbie Eagles & Kosei Fujita: 0-1, 0 points
My Thoughts:
A great opening night for Super Jr. Tag League, and the winning five all made sense to me. Fujita isn’t a Young Lion anymore but he isn’t as established yet, TMDK takes the loss to former tag champs Catch 2/2. Douki & Taka are familiar partners but it’s been awhile given it used to be Douki & Kanemaru, and as such, they take the loss to Kushida & Knight, who are building back up as they’re also former tag champs. The dysfunction of Wato & Desperado could’ve been played up more but they still got the point across. And much like Fujita, DKC isn’t a Young Lion or anything but he is still young and is just now teaming with Taguchi, so it makes sense Wato & Desperado win.
Bullet Club being the tag champs, they weren’t gonna lose the opening round. But they had a great match with Yoh & Musashi, helping establish Musashi for NJPW fans. And of course, great but also overbooked main event with the House of Torture. One of these days, someone in an authority position (kayfabe or otherwise) needs to say there’s just a ringside ban on the House outside of who is in the actual match, but I guess that’s not how NJPW does things. At least LIJ won out, though, to give a great start to their run. Titan made it to the Best of the Super Junior finals, I kinda hope he and Bushi make it to the Super Jr. finals, to improve upon last year’s run.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Is La Mera Mera still the best luchadora?
Thunder Rosa already whooped “Thunder Harley” on Dia de Los Muertos, but will she feel the wrath of “Harley-gram?”
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Six Man Tag: Top Flight VS Katsuyori Shibata, Atlantis Jr. & Mascara Dorada 2.0; win(s).
- The Beast Mortos VS Serpentico; wins.
- Hechicero VS Komander; wins.
- Thunder Rosa VS Harley Cameron; wins.
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Launched in 2017, the Chairshot Radio Network presents you with the best in sports, entertainment, and sports entertainment. Wrestling and wrestling crossover podcasts + the most interesting content + the most engaging hosts = the most entertaining podcasts you’ll find!
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Attitude Of Aggression Podcast & The Big Five Project (chronologically exploring WWE's PPV/PLE history)
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The battlelines have been drawn!
To defy Solo Sikoa’s tyranny, Paul Heyman returned to bring Roman Reigns a wild card: C M PUNK! Will WarGames end the Bloodline Civil War?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Women’s WarGames: Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, Naomi, Iyo Sky & Bayley VS Liv Morgan, Raquel Rodriguez, Nia Jax, Tiffany Stratton & Candice LeRae; Rhea, Bianca, Naomi, Iyo & Bayley win.
- WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Shinsuke Nakamura; Nakamura wins and becomes the new WWE United States Champion.
- WWE Intercontinental Championship Triple Threat: Bron Breakker VS Sheamus VS Ludwig Kaiser; Bron wins and retains the title.
- WWE World Heavyweight Championship: GUNTHER VS Damian Priest; Gunther wins and retains the title.
- Men’s WarGames: Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Sami Zayn & CM Punk VS Solo Sikoa, Jacob Fatu, Tama Tonga, Tonga Loa & Bronson Reed; Roman, Jey, Jimmy, Sami & Punk win.
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It’s the Countdown to Survivor Series!
Join Michael Cole, Wade Barrett & Big E in discussing, analyzing and predicting all the action that’s about to heat up chilly Vancouver, British Columbia!
Backstage interview with Imperium.
Cathy Kelley is with both Gunther & Ludwig Kaiser ahead of their title matches tonight. Many are wondering where Der Ring General’s confidence is at going into this match with Damian Priest. Gunther says, “Confidence. Well, it’s up to me to deal with him.” As for Kaiser, he’s in the Triple Threat for the Intercontinental Championship! That is just what Gunther was talking about in having to do better. Yes, well, Cathy says Gunther has given Kaiser quite a few pep talks. How will that help him tonight? Kaiser says tonight is a special night for them both, but especially for the Intercontinental Championship.
Ever since Gunther lost the title, that title lost all its prestige they worked hard for! And there is only one man who can restore the honor and the prestige of the Intercontinental Championship, and that is Ludwig Kaiser. Gunther says enough said. Imperium heads out, will they both soon reign over Monday Night Raw?
Sheamus arrives backstage.
“Vancouver, are you ready for a banger?!”
Backstage interview with Bron Breakker.
Jackie Redmond is with the Big Bad Booty Nephew as he sports a Scott Steiner shirt, and brings up the Intercontinental Championship Triple Threat. He could lose the title without losing the match. Yes, an interesting match to be sure. Bron has had a whole week to reflect the job in front of him. He has to respect Kaiser for going out and making a name on his own. And he respects Sheamus, who doesn’t? A former world champion, a future Hall of Famer to be sure. But Bron is not the champion that we should be trying to have an experimental thing like seeing if you can do this on your own or without a tag team.
Anyone else would be a better choice. Kaiser’s game plan is obvious: he’ll sewer rat around to steal the title. And Sheamus, wow… He’s feeding into some false hope because he reads the internet like a nerd! Sheamus hasn’t won the IC title so that’s just a given? Bron played for the Ravens, they didn’t win a Super Bowl while he was there, but after he left, should he get one for participation? NO! Take it back to retirement home, old man! This isn’t Saturday Night Bingo, this is Bron at Survivor Series! The dogs are barking in Vancouver! Bron is fired up, will he need to be even more badass than usual when facing two opponents?
Jackie Redmond & Peter Rosenberg tag in for the panel.
The second longest-running premium event for WWE behind only WrestleMania, and Jackie is so glad to finally have this one in Vancouver. And now, we flashback to 1987, when WWE told cable operators that if they wanted WrestleMania back, they needed to air the first-ever Survivor Series, and NOT Starrcade. Such a cutthroat business is only matched by cutthroat wrestling families. Be ready for Bloodline: Civil War here in British Columbia!
Backstage interview with William Regal.
Cathy is with the Gentleman Villain, and says there is a lot of history of them talking about WarGames. Can he say what is so special about tonight? Regal says he was in WarGames 1993, but he never really got in the match. He always wanted to be because it is the ultimate form of combat. The victors leave and look back knowing they accomplished the greatest thing they could, and that is completely tear apart another team that stood in front of them. And yes, there is history of them in NXT with WarGames, great to see her again. Cathy agrees, it is a brutal match, and we’re just minutes away. Could Regal do the honors?
Regal works up the energy for it, it has been a minute. Cue him up. We’re here for Survivor Series… “WARGAMES!!” Cathy loves to hear it. But who will be the victors that dominate their enemies inside the double cage?
Singing the Star Spangled Banner and O Canada is Vancouver’s own, Elizabeth Irving!
Tonight, step into a world where nothing is as it seems.
A funkadelic cover of War Pigs plays as armies gather in death’s construction. Because “ladies and gentlemen…! There’s no way to do WarGames 4 versus 5.” No holds barred, no telling what will happen. Tonight, surviving is just the beginning. This is Survivor Series WARGAMES!
Women’s WarGames: Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, Naomi, Iyo Sky & Bayley VS Liv Morgan, Raquel Rodriguez, Nia Jax, Tiffany Stratton & Candice LeRae!
Common enemies make for unlikely allies, and now its time for WAR! Will Mami, The EST, The Glow, The Evil Genius and late addition Role Model eradicate the opposition? Or will the team stacked with gold be stacking bodies for the holidays?
After everyone on “Team Rhea” makes their entrance, the team sorts out. Bayley says she’s got this, and she heads to the ring while the others stay in the shark cage. Then everyone for “Team Liv” makes their entrance, and Nia steps up, perhaps wanting payback for Bayley helping Bianca on Monday. The bell rings and Nia DECKS Bayley! We’re on the clock with five minutes before reinforcements can be sent. Nia soaks up heat, shoves Bayley, but Bayley dodges! Bayley bobs ‘n’ weaves, RAMS Nia, then fires off hands! Bayley whips, Nia blocks, and Nia whips Bayley. Bayley ducks ‘n’ dodges to ROCK Nia!
Bayley keeps moving and hse ROCKS Nia again! Bayley runs but Nia scoops! Bayley slips free, BOOTS Nia from a corner, then storms back up. But Nia grabs Bayley with both hands! Bayley breaks free, headlocks, but Nia powers out. Bayley stops from hitting cage, but Nia backdrops! Bayley sunset flips, avoids stomps, but Nia HEADBUTTS Bayley to a corner. Nia runs up but Bayley dodges! Bayley is in the gap, and she eggs Nia on! Nia steps in but Bayley catches her for a HOTSHOT STUNNER! The fans fire up and Bayley storms up on Nia. Bayley fires hands, then gets space. But Nia DUMPS her to the second ring!
Bayley hops back in and she RAMS Nia into the post! Nia pushes back, ELBOWS Bayley, and Bayley falls into the second ring. Nia storms in, her team cheering her on but Vancouver solidly behind Bayley. Nia is annoyed, and she whips Bayley to a corner. Bayley goes up and up, but Nia yanks her back down! Bayley fights the fireman’s carry and HAMMERs away! The fans fire up, and Bayley ROCKS Nia! Bayley knuckle locks, then goes up and up again! Bayley uses the cage to balance, and she FLYING RANAS Nia away! The fans fire up and Bayley undoes her arm, well, armor. Bayley uses it to LASH Nia! And again! And again!
Nia blocks the next shot and she SLINGS Bayley away! Nia LASHES Bayley with her own attire! The fans boo but Nia LASHES Bayley again! Bayley hauls Nia up, TOSSES her to the gap, an then she rubs the armband on her booty! Nia then runs up to HIP ATTACK Bayley! Bayley flounders but she still has to wait one more minute before help arrives. Nia storms in, and she whips Bayley, only for Bayley to reverse! Nia hits steel, and then Bayley KNEES her down! Bayley keeps moving, but Nia BODY CHECKS her! The fans boo but Nia soaks it up. Thirty seconds left and Nia stands Bayley up. Nia TOSSES Bayley into the wall!
Bayley sputters but Nia runs in, HIP ATTACK against the steel!! Ten seconds and the fans count down! Team Rhea sends Naomi! Naomi has a party hat but she’s ready to fight! And she brings out goodies from under the ring! Is that a toilet seat? And also a brightly colored kendo stick! Naomi SMACKS away on Nia, treating her like a pinata! But this pinata can hit back! But Naomi hops around for a SLEEPER! Nia RAMS Naomi into buckles! Nia runs back in, Naomi goes up and she stomps away on Nia’s back! Naomi leaps, then kicks low! Naomi whips but Nia reverses. Naomi slides under, then mule kicks!
The fans fire up as Naomi runs, FAMOUSER! The fans fire up and Naomi calls to Bayley. Naomi runs to SPLIT LEG DROP! Fans cheer “Happy Birthday!” for Naomi but we have 90 seconds until Nia gets reinforcements. Bayley & Naomi DROPKICK SANDWICH Nia! And then Naomi has the kendo stick! But Nia blocks! Nia has the stick and she SMACKS away on Naomi and Bayley both! The fans boo, but Nia finds that toilet seat! Nia grins and puts the seat around Naomi’s neck! Nia gets space, but Bayley SMACKS her with the stick! The fans fire up as Naomi JAMS Nia with the seat! And whips her into the corner!
Bayley hands the seat over, Naomi puts that around Nia, and she gives Nia a STINK FACE! Then a mule kick! Bayley & Naomi drag Nia up, but Nia DOUBLE HEADBUTTS them! Nia runs, ten seconds left, and Nia breaks the double lariat, only to run into a DOUBLE BACKDROP! Here comes- Candice?! She shoves Tiff aside to hurry down to the ring! The Poison Pixie grabs chairs and slides them in for Nia. This is Candice kissing up to the Queen of the Ring, and Nia appreciates it. Nia SMACKS Bayley, SMACKS Naomi, repeat! Candice steps in, picks up a chair for herself, and they swing! Naomi & Bayley dodge!
Naomi & Bayley fire forearms on Nia and Candice, then they wedge Nia into a corner with one! Candice runs up to CLOBBER Bayley! And she ROCKS Naomi! Nia RAMS Naomi with the chair! The fans boo as Candice sits a chair up. Another 90 seconds left on the clock as Candice uses the chair to go up, CODE BREAKER SENTON COMBO! Candice tosses the chairs aside into the second ring, and Nia TOSSES Naomi over to join her. Candice sets the chairs up together while Nia thrashes Bayley around. Candice CLUBS Naomi, then brings her to the chair bridge. Naomi SMACKS Candice off her own contraption!
Bayley RAMS Nia into a corner, then makes sure the chairs are in place. Naomi brings Candice over, but Nia CLOBBERS Bayley! Candice RAMS Naomi into a corner, and now Nia scoops Bayley! Nia sets Bayley in the chair structure, and Candice LIONSAULTS! The countdown is back, and Rhea’s team sends Bianca! The fans fire up as The EST runs down and looks for something to bring to the party. She finds a trash can! And she CHUCKS it at Nia! Nia falls, Candice runs up, but Bianca SLAMS the door on her! Bianca then brings up a fire extinguisher! Bianca puts that in, but she wants more!
Vancouver wants it and Bianca finds it, it’s a TABLE! Bianca powers that table into the cage, Naomi helping her, and Bianca goes for more. Wait, Candice RAMS Naomi into a corner using the table! Bianca has a chair to SMACK Candice! Bianca whips Candice into a corner, runs up, but Candice ELBOWS her! Candice goes up, but Bianca catches her! And fights the poison-rana! REVERSE ALABAMA SLAM! Candice hits buckles and falls back! Nia grabs Bianca’s Cahir, puts Bianca in a corner, but Bianca elbows free! Bianca goes up, and BACKFLIPS with the chair! Pass to Nia, DROPKICK into the chair!
Nia staggers back, Bianca kips up, and the fans fire up! Bianca and Naomi hurry to have Nia in a corner, and they mug Nia with fists! The fans count along, Naomi adds kicks, and they go to 12! Nia sits down, Bayley keeps on Candice, and Bayley has Candice in the second ring. Bianca has a chair and wedges it into Nia. The countdown is back, Naomi DROPKICKS the chair into Nia! Bayley drops elbows on Candice, but here comes Tiffany! It’s her time, and she makes sure to get her own trash can, and its lid! Tiffy puts those in the ring, Bianca notices, and she backflips over Tiff! Tiff still SMACKS Bianca with the lid!
LID SHOT for Naomi, and then a SPINEBUSTER! The fans fire up as Tiff says it’s her time, and she handsprings to ELBOW Bianca in the corner! Bayley runs up but Tiff trips her! CATAPULT into Nia’s LARIAT! Nia & Tiff high-five, and the fans are torn about Tiff turning the tide. They send Bianca and Naomi into each other while Candice beats up on Bayley. Tiff hooks Naomi, backslides, and Nia adds a LEG DROP!! Nia hauls Bianca up, fireman’s carries, and Tiff goes up. ROLLING NECKBREAKER SAMOAN DROP! Naomi crawls to the gap but Nia puts her in the second ring. Bayley swings, Tiff blocks, and Tiff takes the chair to SMACK Bayley!
Nia runs up on Naomi but Naomi dodges! Naomi takes the chair to SMACK Nia! And SMACK her again! Tiff hits Bayley’s leg, Candice and Bianca brawl, but Bianca scoops! Candice slips free to THROW Bianca down! There’s 20 seconds left as Naomi keeps on Nia. Bayley puts Tiff in ropes to HOTSHOT STUNNER! The countdown is back, Rhea’s team sends Iyo Sky! The most experienced woman when it comes to WarGames, the Evil Genius looks around for something particular. Yes, she finds a trash can! It’s even color coded to match! Wait, it also has strings? Oh, so she can properly carry it on her shoulder as she climbs!
The fans fire up as Iyo climbs, looking to do this same tactic a third time! But Candice hurries to intercept! The fans boo but Iyo SMACKS Candice! Candice hits back, and she drags Iyo over! The fans freak out a bit as Iyo has to fight off a superplex! Candice goes to the top rope, Iyo SUNSET FLIPS! Candice holds on, so Iyo SHOTEIS Candice’s hips! Iyo ELBOWS Candice off the top rope! Iyo adjusts, and she MISSILE DROPKICKS! Iyo kips up and the fans fire up! But Tiff whips Iyo! Iyo stops from hitting steel and ELBOWS Tiff! Iyo ducks ‘n’ dodges Tiff, then handsprings! Tiff dodges but Iyo wags her finger now! Tiff runs up, Iyo drops, but Tiff handsprings!
The fans cheer and Tiff shrugs. She can do it, too! Iyo waistlocks, O’Conner, but Tiff bucks that! Iyo avoids the Tiffy Stomps to SMACK Tiff with a chair! Iyo stomps Candice, SMACKS her, then fires up again! Iyo runs up, SHINKANSEN for Tiff! SHINKANSEN for Candice! Nia CLOBBERS Iyo! The countdown is back, Bayley SMACKS Nia! Team Liv sends Raquel Rodriguez, and Ricky Desperado is ready to rumble! She looks under the ring, and she thinks about it. She says why not. TABLE! The fans fire up as Raquel sets that aside and goes into the ring. Raquel scoops Iyo to FALL AWAY SLAM her into steel!
Then Raquel scoops Naomi to LAWN DART her into steel! Bayley saves Bianca and they mug Raquel! The fans cheer but Nia makes the save. Nia and Raquel, the biggest in this match, beat down Bianca and Bayley. They haul the two up, and TOSS them into the steel! And then they do it again the other direction! Nia and Raquel high-five, and they soak up the heat. Naomi kicks Raquel, Raquel ROCKS Naomi! Nia hauls Iyo up, as does Raquel with Naomi! They BOMB them into the steel, then they copy AOP’s SUPER COLLIDER, BOMBING Iyo & Naomi onto Bayley & Bianca! The fans boo but Nia and Raquel alone are dominating!
Tiff & Candice regroup with Nia & Raquel, but the countdown is back! The fans cheer as here comes Mami! And Mami’s a monster in her spooky custom face mask! Rhea sees the giants waiting for her, so she grabs that table Raquel left behind! She and Raquel tug-o-war, and then Rhea SEESWAS the table into Raquel! Rhea runs up to DROPKICK Nia !Raquel ROCKS Rhea, kicks her low, and the two scrap! Rhea waistlocks but Tiff SMACKS Rhea down with the lid! The rest of the team rushes back in and Bayley beats down Tiff! Iyo and Candice scrap, Nia & Raquel TOSS Naomi, but she rebounds to DOUBLE REAR VIEW!!
The fans fire up as Liv realizes this is her last 90 seconds of safety. Rhea helps Bianca up, “This is Awesome!” as Rhea’s team regroups! Rhea has the toilet seat, and she SMAKCS Raquel with it! IT BREAKS! The fans fire up as Bianca’s hair becomes a weapon! Tiff tries but Iyo SMACKS Tiff down! Candice SMACKS Iyo! Bianca WHIPLASHES Candice!! Raquel LARITS Bianca! Naomi BULLDOGS Raquel onto the toilet seat! Nia CLOBBERS Naomi! Rhea is up to HEADBUTT Nia! And HEADBUTT! And HEADBUTT again! The fans are loving this as we have our final countdown! And Liv realizes what this means a little too late.
Liv sees the door open, and she doesn’t wanna go. The fans cheer Rhea on, the refs say Liv has to go, and Liv says okay! But then Liv runs away to the back!? The fans boo, but the match won’t end until Liv gets in the ring. Oh wait, Liv has a BASEBALL BAT! She just needed her equalizer. Rhea says she ain’t afraid of that bat or of Liv! Liv steps into the ring, the bell rings, “And now, let the WARGAMES BEGIN!!” Liv laughs, but so does Rhea. Bianca POSTS Raquel, ruining Liv’s back-up plan. And then Rhea takes off the mask to reveal she’s all Furiosa! Rhea KICKS Liv, CLUBS away, and the fans are thunderous!
Rhea pump handles Liv, but Nia CLOBBERS Rhea! The fans boo as Rhea gets mugged by Liv’s team! They sit Rhea up, Liv has the bat, BAT TO THE RIBS! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN! Then to the BACK! And again! The fans boo but Candice drags Rhea to a corner. Liv shows she has handcuffs! Nia keeps Rhea trapped, and Liv goes for Rhea’s hands! But Rhea’s team fights off Liv’s team! Bayley fires forearms on Nia, Rhea stomps Tiff, and Iyo SPRINGBOARD MISSILE DROPKICKS NIA! The fans fire up but TIFFY STOMPS for Iyo! BOOT for Tiff! FLYING DDT for Rhea! Bianca TOSSES Candice into steel!
Raquel picks Bianca up to SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Naomi KICKS and FACEBUSTERS Raquel! Liv is up top, FLYING CODE BREAKER on Naomi! But Bayley SUNSET BUCKLE BOMBS Liv! Nia fireman’s carries Bayley, SAMOAN DROP!! Cover, TWO!!! Bayley survives and the fans fire up! Nia is shocked but wait. Iyo and Tiff have climbed up the cage on opposite ends! Iyo is going back for her trash can! Tiff is looking to copy the Evil Genius, but Iyo still has that trash can armor! SWANTON BOMB from Tiff, TRASH CAN MOONSAULT from Iyo!!! Vancouver is absolutely erupting over that!
Iyo grins and Tiff manages to stand. Tiff brings out goodies from within her trash can, but she doesn’t want any of it. She wants her BRIEFCASE!! The fans fire up, is Liv cashing in on Nia or on Liv? The ref asks if that’s true, but Raquel says Tiff better not go for Liv! Iyo FIRE EXTINGUISHER BLASTS everyone!!! Iyo puts out the fire, and Rhea cuffs Raquel!! Rhea BEATS on Raquel! Nia BODIES Rhea! And DECKS Iyo! Nia looks for tables and she has her minions set those up. Naomi tries to stop them but Candice beats her down! Tiff & Candice bring a table to the second ring to set it up, and Vancouver likes where this is going!
Nia sets up a table in the first ring, and Candice has Bianca up top. Candice rains down fists, but Bianca hoists her up! ALLEY-OOP off buckle! Naomi KNEES Tiff down! Nia BODIES Naomi, hoists Bianca up, SAMOAN DROP! LEG DROP, brother! Cover, Iyo AND Bayley break it! Which surprises each of them given their Damage CTRL history. The two stare down, argue a little, but Nina DOUBLE LARIATS them both! The fans boo but Nia soaks it all up. Nia LASHES Bianca with her own braid! And then she puts Bianca on the table! Nia climbs, grins, but Bianca CLUBS her first! Naomi KICKS Nai from below!
Bianca & Naomi hoist Nia up to DOUBLE POWERBOMB her through the table!!! Naomi covers, LIV BREAKS IT WITH THE BAT!! Liv SMACKS Iyo, but Bianca blocks! Bianca takes the bat, Liv panics, but Bianca grabs a chair! They go to the other run, and Raquel manages to BOOT Bianca! Bayley fires off, but Liv gives Raquel a chair! SMACK to Bayley, then FULL METAL OBLIVION!! Cover, Rhea YANKS Liv up! HEADBUTT! Pump handle! Raquel reaches out to save Liv! Rhea BOOTS Raquel! Liv FULL METAL CODE BREAKERS!! Liv puts Rhea on the table, goes up the corner, but Rhea CHOPS!
Rhea climbs up, she and Liv brawl up top! Liv stomps away on Rhea, but Rhea blocks the Oblivion! Rhea fires more elbows, then she HEADBUTTS Liv! Pump handle! SUPER RIPTIDE down through the TABLE!!! Cover, TEAM RHEA WINS!!!
Winners: Rhea Ripley, Bianca Belair, Naomi, Iyo Sky & Bayley, by pinfall
Eclectic as this unit was, it was their combined experience that won the day! And with Rhea pinning the Women’s World Champion, will she and Iyo both be after Liv for the gold?
WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Shinsuke Nakamura!
The Mega Star shines bright and talks loud, and that was apparently all the reason this darker side of Nakamura targeted him. Will the darkness grow stronger with the luster of championship gold? Or will this Knight deny the King of Strong Style his throne?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see if bravado can best bushido!
The bell rings and the fans rally up while Knight stares Nakamura down. They circle slowly, then Knight avoids a kick. Knight mocks Nakamura with a quick crane stance, and then the two tie up. They go around, Nakamura puts Knight in the corner, but the ref counts. Nakamura lets off, to then uppercutr! Nakamura fires knees and elbows, then he snapmares Knight for a KICK! Knight staggers to a corner but Nakamura fires hands! Nakamura whips corner ot corner, but Knight comes back to LARIAT! Knight rains down fists on Nakamura and the fans fire up! Knight hauls Nakamura up to suplex high and hard!
Knight drops an ELBOW, then covers, ONE!! Knight keeps after Nakamura in the corner, stomps away on him, “YEAH! YEAH!” Knight goes corner to corner but Nakamura bails out. Knight runs to WRECK Nakamura with a dropkick! Knight goes out to smack Nakamura off barriers, but Nakamura fires knees! Nakamura sends Knight into barriers, then into more barriers! Knight blocks a third and he SMACKS Nakamura off the apron again and again! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight winds up and SMACKS Nakamura off the apron again! Knight puts Nakamura in but Nakamura ROCKS Knight! Nakamura whips, Knight grabs ropes and BOOTS back!
Knight suplexes Nakamura, hoists him out to dry, and then goes up, ELBOW DROP! Nakamura flops down and the fans fire up! Knight waits on Nakamura, then scoops, but Nakamura slips free. Nakamura waistlocks, Knight switches, but Nakamura runs to HOTSHOT Knight! Knight kicks back but Nakamura OVERHEAD ELBOW! AX KICK! Basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Nakamura drags Knight up, fires forearms on Knight in the corner, then hoists him up onto the top rope. Nakamura goes corner to corner and back again, TOP SHELF KNEE! Knight flops to the apron then the floor while fans rally up.
Knight drags himself up, rolls into the ring, but Nakamura kicks him around! Nakamura kicks and scuffs Knight at the ropes, but the ref has him back off. Nakamura waits, then runs up, but into a HOTSHOT off the ropes! Nakamura falls, Knight flounders, and the fans rally. Nakamura grabs at Knight but Knight kicks and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Knight whips Nakamura, sets up, but Nakamura KICKS him! But Knight ducks a roundhouse! Torture rack, BURNING HAMMER!! Cover, TWO!! Nakamura survives but Knight brings him up. The fans rally but Nakamura RAMS Knight into the corner! Nakamura runs up but into an ELBOW!
Knight puts Nakamura up top, climbs up after him, but Nakamura fires forearms! Nakamura CLUBS Knight down, but Knight springs right up! But Nakamura slips under and trips Knight up! Nakamura climbs up behind Knight now as fans rally. Knight fires elbows and Nakamura falls back! Only for Nakamura to ENZIGIRI! Knight sits down, Nakamura goes right up! Nakamura hauls Knight up, for a SUPER INVERTED EXPLODER!! The fans fire up and Nakamura covers, TWO!! Knight survives but only just so! Nakamura aims from a corner, Knight sits up, KIN-NO, Knight silps aroudn to SIDE EFFECT!
Knight hurries to the corner, climbs up, and he spells it out! “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” DOUBLE JUMP ELBOW DROP! Knight fires back up and the fans are with him! Knight waits on Nakamura, Nakamura rises slowly, but then he flops to the gap between rings. The ref checks Nakamura, Knight goes after him, but Nakamura fires a body shot! Knight fights the suplex, but so does Nakamura! Nakamura CLAWS the eyes! REVERSE DDT on the steel!! The ref reprimands but Nakamura crawls into the ring. Nakamura watches Knight rise, and BLINDSIDE KINSHASA!!! Cover, NAKAMURA WINS!
Winner: Shinsuke Nakamura, by pinfall (NEW WWE United States Champion)
On day 120 of Knight’s reign, it comes to an end! Nakamura is now a THREE-TIME United States Champion, will nothing stop his darkness from shining?
The Alpha Academy is getting dressed backstage.
Akira Tozawa checks on Otis. Otis doesn’t wanna come out, and it doesn’t sound good. Maxxine says there is a lot of pressure and drama during the holidays. But see, these True Classic shirts are just the right fit. Loose on the stomach, tight on the arms, and incredibly comfortable. Tozawa hands this shirt to Otis and Otis tries it on. Maxxine is sure this will work. “Ohhh~ yeeeah~!” Otis walks out, and Maxxine was right. When he looks good, he feels good. But uh, now we need some pants… Will you be a True Classic this holiday, just like Otis?
WWE Intercontinental Championship Triple Threat: Bron Breakker VS Sheamus VS Ludwig Kaiser!
The Big Bad Booty Nephew knows all about the 33-and-a-one-third chance of winning in a Triple Threat, and it might take those odds to stop him from winning this time. Will the Fella make this the banger to end all bangers? Will the Impeccable German make Der Ring General proud? Or will Bron defy the odds and keep the dogs barking here in Vancouver?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see how the math plays out!
The bell rings and the three watch each other. Then Kaiser finds he’s the common denominator. Kaiser bails out and the fans boo, but Bron ROCKS Sheamus! Bron RAMS into Sheamus again and again, but Sheamus fights back with haymakers! Sheamus whips, Bron reverses but Sheamus KCIKS Bron back! Sheamus runs, but into a clinch and EXPLODER! Sheamus bails out but Kaiser brings out a chair! Kaiser storms in but Bron blows past him to then CLOBBER him! The fans fire up but Sheamus is back. Sheamus and Bron circle again, tie up, and Bron powers Sheamus to a corner. Sheamus CLUBS and KNEES Bron in return!
Sheamus lifts Bron for an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Sheamus hits another IRISH CURSE! And then he tries to lift Bron again, but Kaiser KICKS Sheamus’ legs out! Kaiser puts Bron in the corner and then upside-down in the ropes to run and DROPKICK! The fans boo but Kaiser goes out and fetches his chair. Kaiser storms back in, wedges that chair in a corner, but Bron AND Sheamus storm up on him! Kaiser finds he’s cornered, so he fires hands! Bron & Sheamus hit him first! They pinball Kaiser around, then whip him corner to corner, Sheamus runs up to LARIAT! Then he and Bron whip Kaiser back!
Kaiser stops from hitting the chair, so Bron CLOBBERS Kaiser! Sheamus TOSSES Kaiser to the apron, and the fans fire up! But Bron says no Bodhrain, he CLOBBERS Sheamus! The fans boo but Bron just steps out to then line up a shot. Bron runs in around the way, but Kaiser WRECKS Bron with a dropkick! Then Kaiser runs to DROPKICK Sheamus into the steps! Kaiser RAMS Sheamus into the desk! But then Bron CLOBBERS Kaiser!! The fans bark it up as Bron then hauls Kaiser up, for an EXPLODER to the floor! All three men are on the outside and the fans rally up. Bron stands, and he stalks Sheamus.
Bron stands Sheamus up to SMACK him off the desk! Bron SMOTHERS Sheamus, CLUBS him, but the fans rally behind the Celtic Warrior. Sheamus fires hands on Bron, but Bron CLOBBERS Sheamus! Bron rains down fists and talks trash. Kaiser crawls away so Bron focuses on Sheamus. Born pushes Sheamus into the ring, then he stomps Sheamus in the corner. And stomps him again! The fans bark for Bron while he stalks Sheamus to another corner. Sheamus fires an elbow! And a boot! Sheamus fires haymakers again, but Bron KNEES Sheamus low! Bron whips, then kitchen sink knees Sheamus down!
Bron pushes Sheamus to a cover, TWO! But Bron does pushups to show off! Bron stalks Sheamus, slaps him around, and talks trash. Bron shows little respect, but Sheamus fires body shots in return! The fans fire up but Bron knee slow! Bron runs, but Sheamus scoops! POWERSLAM! The fans fire up, Sheamus covers, but Kaiser breaks it! The fans boo but Kaiser SLAPS Sheamus! Sheamus and Kaiser brawl and then they fall outta the ring! The shots keep going, Sheamus SMACKS Kaiser off teh desk, then hoists Kaiser up! Kaiser fights free of the bomb, but Bron LEAPS from the apron!! DOUBLE LARAIT over the desk!!
If fans aren’t losing their minds, they’re barking for Bron! Bron drags Sheamus up and leaves Kaiser behind, just to DUMP Sheamus into the crowd! Bron stands Kaiser up, military presses him, but Kaiser CLAWS eyes! Kaiser slips down and he RAMS Bron into steps! Kaiser grins, but Sheamus rises up! Sheamus has Kaiser for the BEATS OF THE BODHRAIN! The fans fire up and count along, Sheamus goes all the way to TEN! Then to ELEVEN! Bron runs up, but Sheamus catches him! Another round of TEN! The fans fire up with Sheamus and he goes up the barriers to FLYING DOUBLE LARIAT! Sheamus roars and Vancouver is with him!
Sheamus puts Kaiser in the ring, then storms up on him. Kaiser bails out the side, but “This is Awesome!” Wait, Kaiser grabs Sheamus’ shillelagh! He dares Sheamus to come get him! Sheamus does, and he blocks the shillelagh to SMACK Kaiser! SHILLELAGH LARIAT!! The fans fire up again and now Sheamus eyes Bron in the ring. Bron dares “Old Man” Sheamus to bring it! Sheamus puts the shillelagh down and steps in. They throw hands! The fans fire up for this brawl, and Sheamus gets the edge! Bron JUMP KNEES Sheamus! Bron climbs up, but Sheamus trips him up! Bron is stuck on the top rope, and now Sheamus brings him out with the crucifix!
CELTIC CROSS!! The fans fire up as Sheamus covers, TWO?!? Bron survives and Sheamus can’t believe it! Sheamus drags Bron up, fireman’s carries, and then he goes up a corner! But Bron slips free and CLUBS Sheamus! Sheamus BOOTS Bron, but Bron is right back up! SUPER STEINER! The fans bark it up again and the straps are down! Bron runs up, but Sheamus sends Spear into chair!! Then BROGUE!!! Cover, KAISER DRAGS THE REF OUT! The fans are thunderously BOOING but Kaiser grins, knowing he screwed Sheamus from that guaranteed win! Sheamus goes out after Kaiser, but Kaiser SHILLELAGH SMACKS him!!
Kaiser fires off on Sheamus with the wooden club, and he BEATS Sheamus to the floor!! The fans boo but Kaiser isn’t done as he puts Sheamus back in. Kaiser storms in, shillelagh in hand. KNEECAPPER from Sheamus!!! Cover, TWO!?! Kaiser survives and Sheamus is beside himself!! “This is Awesome!” as all three men are down! Sheamus rises while Bron is in a corner and Kaiser flounders at center. Sheamus goes to a corner, he takes aim, and runs up, but the body won’t let him! KAISER ROLL!! Kaiser roars and the fans boo, but Kaiser just brings Sheamus back up. Clinch and- NO, Sheamus fireman’s carries!
Kaiser CLUBS the ribs! Clinch and SIDEWINDER!! Kaiser roars, but Bron SPEARS!!! The fans bark it up as Bron takes out Kaiser, and now he aims at Sheamus! Sheamus rises, Bron runs up, SPEAR!!! Cover, Bron wins!
Winner: Bron Breakker, by pinfall (still WWE Intercontinental Champion)
This was perhaps the closest Sheamus has ever come to being Intercontinental Champion, but it was because of Triple Threat rules that he fell short. But that’s not to say that Bron survived as he was the one who put both men down in the end. Will it take far steeper odds to bring down this second generation superstar?
WWE World Heavyweight Championship: GUNTHER VS Damian Priest!
Der Ring General took this title from The Punisher at SummerSlam, but that was because The Prince’s jealousy made him betray his brother in the Judgment Day. However, since that moment, Priest’s confidence has grown while it seems Gunther’s has waned. Will the King of the Ring lose to the King of the Streets? Or will Gunther find a way to reignite that “killer aura” Priest says has gone away?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who is the rightful World Heavyweight Champion!
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Priest smirks as he and Gunther circle. Gunther keeps his distance but Priest dares him to bring it. They tie up, Gunther goes for a head ‘n’ arm, but Priest pries free. Gunther headlocks for a takeover but Priest headscissors. Gunther kips free, roles reverse, Priest arm-drags but Gunther headscissors. Priest kips free and arm-drags again, and Priest keeps on the armlock. Gunther endures, fights up, and arm-drags, but Priest arm-drags Gunther right back down! Gunther goes to the ropebreak, Priest lets go, and Priest avoids the lariat! Gunther avoids the roundhouse and bails out!
The fans boo Gunther but Priest dares Gunther to come back. The ref starts the ring count and Gunther paces. Gunther works to fire himself back up, and he storms into the ring. Priest and Gunther circle, feel things out, and Gunther backs away to a corner. The fans boo and Priest is annoyed, but Gunther seems to still have some hesitation. They go again and Gunther kicks low! Gunther CLUBS Priest on the back, CLUBS him in the chest, then whips corner to corner. Priest comes back and he CLOBBERS Gunther! The fans fire up while Priest shakes out his arm. Priest may have hit Gunther so hard, he hurt himself.
Gunther is back on the outside, and now he grins because he sees a target. Priest says whatever, just get in. Gunther storms back in and the fans rally up. Priest and Gunther circle, feel things out, and Gunther wants that left arm. Priest KICKS Gunther, KICKS, and KICKS! Gunther blocks a kick but Priest avoids the chop to BELL CLAP! Gunther goes to a corner and Priest whips him corner to corner. Priest runs up but into a BOOT! Gunther runs but Priest FLAPJACKS him! Priest still falls back because of the bad arm. The ref checks but Priest says no, he won’t stop because of this. Gunther storms up but the ref has him stay back.
The ref goes back to Priest, but Gunther slips around to KICK the bad arm! Priest bails out but Gunther goes after him! Gunther POSTS Priest, then whips him hard into barriers! The fans are torn but Priest stands back up. Gunther storms up on Priest to wrench and SLAM the arm into the post! Priest shouts in pain but Gunther leaves Priest behind. Gunther refreshes the ring count, returns to Priest, but Priest ROCKS him! Priest stalks Gunther now, but Gunther wrenches the arm to UPPERCUT it! Priest rolls into the ring but Gunther is after him again. Gunther HIP DROPS the bad arm! Priest writhes, fans boo, but Gunther soaks up the heat.
Gunther gets cocky, this is that Gunther that beat so many before. Gunther KICKS Priest down, drags him by the bad arm, and stomps him! Priest gets mad but Gunther stands Priest up. Priest fires body shots! Priest ROCKS Gunther in the corner! The fans fire up but Gunther wrenches and hammerlocks! Gunther wrangles Priest to the mat to KNEE the arm! Gunther pushes down on the arm, KNEES the shoulder again, but the ref has Gunther back off. Priest refuses to let the ref call this, but Gunther stands him up. Gunther wrenches Priest, RAMS him, and then drops a KNEE on the elbow! Gunther looms over Priest while fans rally.
Gunther stands Priest up, wrenches the arm, and he CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” and Gunther kneels on Priest’s arm! Gunther pulls the arm back, and even has the other! DOUBLE ARMBAR!! Priest endures as he’s being bent back! The fans rally, and Priest powers up! Priest rises to his feet! Priest ROCKS Gunther! And ROCKS him again! But Gunther CHOPS! Gunther wrenches but Priest ROCKS Gunther! Gunther still wants the arm! Priest CLUBS Gunther, Gunther wrenches the arm! Gunther RAMS the shoulder, then CHOPS! Priest ROCKS Gunther again and again! Priest breaks free, CHOP KICK AT THE SAME TIME!!
The fans fire up while both men are down! Priest rises and the fans fire up! Priest ROCKS Gunther again, and again, but Gunther grabs the bad arm! ELBOW BREAKER! Priest roars to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Priest winds up, and he DECKS Gunther! The fans fire up and Priest grits his teeth. Priest runs to ELBOW in the corner! Then a clinch and FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Priest is frustrated but he pumps up the good arm. The fans rally as Gunther rises, and Priest runs to COME- NO, Gunther ducks under! CHICKEN WING CROSSFACE! Priest fights it so Gunther CLUBS him! Gunther lifts Priest, Priest fights the bomb!
Priest kicks Gunther low, hoists Gunther up, but the bad arm wont’ let him! Gunther grinds the arm, but Priest reels Gunther down into SNAKE BITE!! Gunther endures, fights around, looks to stack, TWO! Priest lets Gunther go and he SUPERKICKS! Gunther wobbles, Priest kicks low! Priest reels Gunther in, roars, and he lifts! Crucifix, but Gunther fights off Razor’s Edge! CHOP to Priest’s back, and then a SLEEPER! Gunther spins Priest around, GENERAL BOMB! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives and Gunther is beside himself! The fans rally up, but Gunther goes to a corner! Gunther climbs, but Priest hurries to ROCK Gunther first!
Priest ROCKS Gunther again, but Gunther has the SLEEPER! Priest CLUBS Gunther, climbs up after him, and goes to the very top! SUPER STEINER!! Priest hurries to bring Gunther up! Canadian Rack, RAZOR’S EDGE!! Priest crawls to the cover, TWO!! Gunther survives because of the delay! The fans rally up, “This is Awesome!” as Priest rises. Priest brings down the straps and waits on Gunther. Choke grip! SOUTH OF- NO, Gunther fights and the bad arm hurts! Gunther CHOPS! Priest CHOPS! Choke grip, SOUTH- NO, Gunther is free again! DOUBLE WRISTLOCK TAKEDOWN!! KIMURA!!! Priest endures but he’s caught!
Gunther has the headscissors, he STOMPS away on Priest’s head! Priest refuses to give up but he’s turning red! He’s fading! Priest gets a second wind and fights free of the headscissors! The fans are thunderous as Priest crawls over, ROPEBREAK! Gunther lets go but he isn’t sure what more to do. The fans rally and duel, Gunther starts shouting trash talk. Priest sits up, Gunther drags him up by the bad arm, and then short arm LARIATS! Gunther says he IS the best, and the fans continue to duel. Gunther short arm LARIATS again! Gunther paces while Priest reaches out. Gunther stands Priest up, but Priest ducks! LARIAT!!
The fans fire up as Priest grits his teeth. Priest waits on Gunther, then runs, COMEBACKER LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Gunther survives and Priest grows frustrated. Priest storms around and the fans fire up again. Priest goes up a corner! Gunther hits ropes to trip Priest up! The ref reprimands but Gunther CHOPS Priest! Gunther climbs up, but Priest choke grips! Gunther SLAPS Priest, brings him up to the very top, but Priest holds it off with his one good hand! Priest SHOVES Gunther, but both men fall! Gunther hits the mat, Priest hits the floor! The ref checks, Priest needs a second to know if his arm is really bad
OH NO, FINN BALOR IS HERE!! DIVING DOUBLE STOMP OFF THE STEPS!! The Prince just made sure Priest is screwed over again! But then Gunther BOOTS Finn down!! Gunther doesn’t want controversy, and he hurries to haul Priest up! GENERAL BOMB! Flop over, HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS!! SLEEPER!!! Priest is furious but he’s also fading out!! PRIEST IS OUT, GUNTHER WINS!
Winner: Gunther, by submission (still WWE World Heavyweight Champion)
SummerSlam, Survivor Series, Finn repeats himself by screwing Priest over! Will the Prince never let The Punisher possess this title before him? Will anyone ever stop Gunther now that he’s made it past one of his toughest challengers?
Men’s WarGames: Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Sami Zayn & CM Punk VS Solo Sikoa, Jacob Fatu, Tama Tonga, Tonga Loa & Bronson Reed!
The OTC has reunited with his OG Bloodline, even the Honorary Uce, but when they couldn’t find a fifth man, their Wise Man came through with quite the wild card! Will the Second City Saint make good on the deal he struck and help Roman humble Solo? Or is there no stopping the “Undisputed’ Tribal Chief and his Bloodline from taking over the WWE?
Solo’s Bloodline makes their entrance first, and all together. And it seems it is already decided that Solo’s Right Hand Man, the Good Bad Guy, makes his way to the ring. Tama climbs the cage like a spider, both creeping Michael Cole out but also making him chuckle. Then the OG Bloodline makes their way out, and Vancouver of course loves Sami. Punk decides to poke the bears, and that has Fatu all up on the bars! Surprisingly, Roman Reigns does not come out last, he is fourth. He still gets his pyro, though. That means with Main Event Jey make his entrance last, coming in from the crowd! The fans fire up and bounce along, “YEET! YEET! YEET!”
Jey being last out, that also means he’s first in. Jey even climbs up onto the cage so everyone can see him to bounce along. The bell rings and we have five minutes until Solo’s Bloodline sends their first man. Tama is perched on a corner and he watches Jey as Jey steps closer. Jey joins Tama in the second ring, and Tama has a wild grin. Tama hops down, stares Jey down and the two circle. The fans cheer for “O T C! O T C!” Jey dares Tama to bring it, but Tama just stays back as a stall tactic. The fans now chant for “C M PUNK! C M PUNK!” Tama and Jey circle more, the fans sing for Sami, and now the hands fly!
The fans fire up as Jey and Tama go back and forth! “BOO! YEET! BOO! YEET! YEET! YEET!” Jey whips Tama, Tama reverses, but Jey goes up and over! UPPERCUT! The fans fire up and Jey gets everyone to “YEET!” Jey runs up, LARIAT and GAMANGIRI! Tama staggers, but he blocks another kick. Tama also avoids the Dragon Whip to SLIDING LARIAT! The fans boo but Tama just says, “Yeh yeh yeh yeh!” Tama CLUBS away on Jey, gator rolls, and FALCON ARROW! The fans rally for the OG Bloodline & CM Punk but Tama rains down fists on Jey! Tama paces, then he slides to NO Man’s Land for a SLINGSHOT SENTON!
The fans fire up with “YEH YEH YEH!” and Tama HEADBUTTS Jey. Tama fires hands, but Jey ROCKS Tama back! “YEET! YEET!” YEET!” Tama staggers but Jey runs up to whip. Tama reverses again and Jey hits buckles hard! Tama mocks the “YEET!” then he SPLASHES! Tama covers out of instinct and then remembers this match can’t end until all ten men are in. Tama throws down hands but the fans taunt him for messing up. Tama ignores that, and he slithers around Jey. Tama runs to SLIDING- NO, Jey dodges! Tama blocks the kick again but the DRAGON WHIP hits! Jey then powers up with “UCE! OH!” HIP ATTACK in the corner!
The countdown is here and Solo’s Bloodline sends out… BRONSON REED! Talk about escalating things! The Colossal Aussie storms down to the ring, looks under, and he brings out chair after chair! Bronson puts those in, that’s about half a dozen! Bronson storms in but Jey CHUCKS a chair at him! And another! And another! Bronson SWATS that one!? Jey dodges, fires hands, and Bronson wobbles. Jey runs but Bronson CLOBBERS him! Bronson says this is HIS ring now! Bronson shakes the cage and grabs a chair. Bronson JAMS Jey up, and he calls Tama over. Tama makes his way to the first ring while Bronson JAMS Jey up again!
Bronson SAMCKS Jey with a chair! Tama gets a boost, BIG SENTON! Then BIGGER SENTON from Bronson! The fans boo but Bronson soaks up the heat while Tama hushes the fans. Bronson stalks Jey to the second ring, HEADBUTTS him, and Tama adds stomps. Jey still has to suffer another minute of this, but Tama CHOKES Jey with boots in the corner! The fans rally for the OG Bloodline but Bronson stands on Jey’s chest! Bronson steps off, then he whips Tama in, STINGER SPLASH! Tama sets Jey up for Bronson’s SPLASH! The countdown returns and Bronson is waiting. The OG Bloodline sends out #BigJim!
Jimmy runs up to the ring, and he just goes right in! Jimmy GAMANGIRIS Tama, GAMANGIRIS Bronson, then runs up. Jimmy dodges to CHOP Bronson again and again! The Usos set up, double mule kick! Then double pop ‘n’ lock, DOUBLE UPPERCUT! The Usos CHOP Bronson but Tama UPPERCUTS Jey! Bronson whips Jimmy but Jimmy BOOTS back! Jimmy UPPERCUTS Tama, then goes up to WHISPER IN THE WIND! The fans fire up, no one knew he could do that! The Usos stand together again, and they aim at Bronson. Jimmy RAMS Bronson, Jey forearm SMASHES! They aim at Tama now, and JimmY CHOPS!
Jimmy RAMS Tama, Jey forearm SMASHES! The fans rally but 90 seconds left until Solo’s side can send another. The Usos send Tama into the wall, then they have a man each in the corners. The Usos rain down fists in stereo, and the fans count all the way to TEN! Jimmy & Jey then aim, DOUBLE UPPERCUTS for Bronson! The fans fire up as The Usos coordinate. The Usos whip Bronson into the wall! The fans declare, “This is Ucey!” but here comes the countdown! Solo’s side sends out… Wait, no, Solo tells Loa to stand down. Jacob Fatu is sent instead! The Samoan Werewolf storms down to the ring, but The Usos are ready!
Jacob steps up and in, and the fight is on! Jacob knocks Jey over, then TOSSES Jimmy into steel! Jacob stomps away, but Jey SAMOAN DROPS Jacob! Jacob kips up!? Jacob swings, Jey dodges, but Jacob BODY CHECKS Jey! HIP ATTACK on Jimmy against the steel! Jacob THROWS Jimmy into the steel! “I love you, Solo!” Jacob CLOBBERS Jey, then THROWS Jimmy again! Jacob stomps Jey, the fans tell off Solo but Solo soaks it up. Jacob HEADBUTTS Jimmy, then runs, HANDSPRING KICK into a HANDSPRING MOONSAULT! Tama and Bronson join in and keep the Usos down.
Jacob and Bronson hoist Jey up for Tama to run, PENDULUM BOMB! Bronson HIP ATTACKS Jimmy against steel! Jacob HIP ATTACKS Jimmy against steel!” I LOVE YOU, SOLO!” The countdown is back, The OG Bloodline send CM- No, Roman stops Punk, and tells The Honorary Uce to go. Sami heads out, leaving Punk and Roman alone together. Sami storms his way down as the fans fire up! Sami runs up to fire hands on Tama! Sami whips, Tama reverses but Sami goes up and over to then LARIAT! Sami kicks Bronson, fires hands, but Bronson HEADBUTTS! Bronson whips Sami to a corner but Sami dodges!
Sami climbs up and he rains down fists! The fans sing and count all the way to TEN then Sami goes way past it! Bronson falls and Sami is all fired up! The fans are with Sami as he then stomps away on Bronson in the gap! Sami goes up to CROSSBODY, but Jacob catches him! But Jimmy SUPERKICKS Jacob down! Sami and Jimmy do the secret handshake! The fans cheer as they’re dawgs again! They stomp away on Jacob, then Jey joins in so they can mug Bronson. The fans cheer “UCEY! UCEY!” Sami goes back to the other ring to bring Tama up, and he THROWS Tama into the steel! But Bronson HEADBUTTS Jimmy!
Bronson rains down fists on Jimmy but Sami CLUBS Bronson. Jacob CLOBBERS Sami! Bronson HEADBUTTS Jey! Jacob has Jimmy for the IMPALER DDT! The countdown is back, and now Loa is sent out. The Silverback storms to the ring, and he goes looking underneath. He brings out a TABLE! The fans don’t mind that, but that door won’t stay open. Loa holds it open, Jacob helps bring the table in, and Loa goes for more! Tama fires hands on Sami while Loa brings out another table! Jacob says time to do some damage, and that table is put in the second ring. The Guerillas ATOMIC DROP and LARIAT Jey!
Jacob starts putting chairs here and there while The Guerillas hit Sami with a POWERSLAM! The fans rally for Punk while Bronson BOOTS Jey out of a chair! Jimmy ROCKS Jacob! But Jacob THROWS Jimmy into steel! Loa rains down fists on Sami, then scoops him for SNAKE EYES! Sami flounders on the ropes, Loa runs up to SPLASH Sami against steel! Jacob tells the cameraman to move, and he MOONSAULTS onto Jey! Tama lines up a shot, and he tells Jey to watch this. Basement DROPKICK with a chair into Jimmy! Loa THROWS Jey against steel! But the countdown is back! Roman steps forward, but Punk pushes right past him!!
The fans are torn as Punk punks out The OTC and goes right to the ring! Punk stares down Jacob, Bronson and the Guerrillas. Punk then looks to Roman and Roman shakes his head. Punk turns around to step down!? The fans boo, but then Punk brings out a TOOLBOX!! Punk wasn’t backing off, he was just grabbing what he needs! TOOLBOX SMASH for Jacob, for Tama, for Bronson and for Loa! Punk SLAMS the toolbox onto Loa again and again! Punk does not stop, he makes sure Loa is down! Punk then sets the box down, and he SHINING WIZARDS Bronson! And SHINING WIZARD for both Tama & Jacob in the same corner!
Punk runs back in to SHINING WIZARD Jacob, and BULLDOG onto the box!! Wait, Jacob is back up?!? Punk doesn’t see it until he turns around! UPPERCUT! POP-UP SAMOAN DROP!! The fans are torn as Jacob stands tall! Maybe he really is a werewolf! Jimmy ROCKS Bronson, Sami and Jey storm up, but Solo’s Bloodline takes the fight to them! It is a brawl all over, and Bronson ELBOWS Sami against steel! Then THROWS him into the steel! The countdown is back while Loa CHOPS Jey! Bronson adds on, and here comes Solo! The fans boo the “Undisputed” Tribal Chief, especially as he stares Roman down.
Solo tells Roman he’s gonna see what a real Tribal Chief is like. Solo goes to the ring, and he SLAMS the door shut on Sami! Solo tells his guys to bring someone else over, and now he SLAMS the door on Jey! And now SLAMS the door on Jimmy! Solo grabs the chain that locks the cage?! Solo closes the door behind him, and he URENAGES Sami right down! Then Jimmy is brought up, Guerillas of Destiny give him the TONGAN TWIST! Solo says hurry up and get Jey up! Jey is set up into the TONGAN TWIST! Solo tells Jacob to bulldoze them now! They gotta hurry, the countdown is still going! The Usos are stacked, BEST MOONSAULT EVER!!
Bronson goes up and Sami is in the drop zone! TSUNAMI!! The fans boo but Solo grins as his Bloodline is dominating! Punk fights back, but he gets mugged and beat down! The fans boo more but Solo soaks it all up. And Solo still has that chain, because he’s locking the door! Solo says Roman’s not getting in here! Solo laughs as the countdown is back, but the beating on the OG Bloodline continues! The OTC is unleashed, but how is he to get in this match? Roman pulls at the lock and chain but it isn’t giving way. Roman looks at the cage, tries to find a weak spot, but there isn’t one. So Roman will just have to do what Iyo Sky does, and climb!
The fans fire up as yes, roman climbs the cage! The Guerrillas hurry after him, but he DECKS Tama! And DECKS Loa! Roman is on the top, but Bronson is after him! Roman SMACKS Bronson off the steel, and Bronson falls onto his Auszilla! Jacob tries, Roman kicks him away. Solo tries but Roman SMACKS him off the steel! And again! Solo falls, and Roman is in! The match has officially started with the SUPER CROSSBODY! The fans are thunderous as Roman UPPERCUTS again and again and again! But Solo TOSSES Roman! Roman comes back to UPPERCUT! Roman rejoins his side in the first ring and helps them to their feet.
The fans cheer, Roman tells Punk he can get himself up. Punk does stand up, and he stares down with Roman. Wait, someone else is coming out here? Paul Heyman is here! The Wise Man tells his Tribal Chief and the Best in the World that they just have to bring the best out in each other, because this is WARGAMES!! The announcement is official, and both Roman and Punk put their differences aside. The fans fire up as the two sides stare down. They step up to the center, and THE BRAWL IS ON!! The fans fire up as Roman ROCKS Solo, Punk ROCKS Jacob, and then Sami & The Usos have Bronson and the Guerrillas!
The fists fly, Sami goes up and up to TORNADO DDT Bronson! Loa CLUBS Sami, ROCKS him, then HEADBUTTS him! Loa & Tama haul Sami up, but The Usos DOUBLE SUPERKICK The Guerrillas! Then the Usos go up corners! STEREO USO SPLASHES!! But Jacob HEADBUTTS Jimmy and Solo stomps Jey! Those two already knocked Roman and Punk down, and now Solo TOSSES Jey into steel! Jacob CHOKES Jimmy, and now Solo and Jacob go back to Roman and Punk. Roman and Punk fight back with haymakers! Roman has Jacob this time, Solo UPPERCUTS Punk! And UPPERCUTS Roman!
Jacob RAMS into Punk, then brings him around. Solo & Jacob prepare their best moves, but Roman ducks the Samoan Spike! Punk fireman’s carries Jacob, but Solo dodges Roman! SPEAR HITS PUNK!! SAMOAN SPIKE on Roman!! Cover, TWO?!?! The miscommunication almost costs the team! Solo says whatever, just get Punk up! Bronson fireman’s carries Punk, for a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Jacob puts Punk in a corner, BEST MOONSAULT- NO, his leg gives out! Bronson SENTONS Punk! Cover, Sami breaks it! Tama goes after Sami, but Sami THROWS Tama into steel! Loa attacks Sami, Bronson checks Jacob.
Jimmy UPPERCUTS and CHOPS Loa, whips, but Loa THROWS Jimmy into steel! Solo & Bronson set the table up, and Jacob somehow hobbles back up. But Roman LOW BLOWS Jacob!! And SPEARS Solo!! The OTC doesn’t care about honor right now, but Bronson SUPERKIKCS him down! Bronson puts Roman on the table! Bronson goes up, and up, and UP!? The fans freak out that Bronson is on the very top of the cage! SUPER DUPER TSUNAMI but Punk saves Roman!!! The fans are thunderous as Bronson obliterates the table!! Roman is just as shocked that Punk got him to safety, and the fans cheer Punk for it!
Roman is maybe not humbled, but he is grateful, and he offers Punk a hand. Punk takes it and the two stand together! Only for Jacob to CLOBBER them both!! Jacob SUPERKICKS Punk, hauls him up, IMPALE- SUPERMAN PUNCH! SAMOAN SPIKE!! Solo isn’t done with Roman, and he SAMOAN SPIKES again!! Cover, DOUBLE SUPERKICK from the Usos! The fans fire up but Jacob TOSSES Jimmy! Jacob hobbles after the Usos, but Jey SUPERKICKS! Jimmy SUPERKICKS! Jacob staggers, swings, but they DOUBLE LARIAT! And then they whip Jacob into a ONE D!!! The fans are thunderous, and now the Usos hurry to set up a table!
The fans love it as Jimmy climbs and Jey positions things just right. Jey hauls Jacob up and onto the table, abut Loa runs up! Jey dodges Loa to SPEAR Loa! Tama fires off on Jey, and he sends Jey into steel! Sami gets Tama for a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Jimmy is finally clear, and he says hold on. If Big Bronson can do it, then #BigJim can do it! Jimmy goes up for a SUPER DUPER USO SPLASH!! But Jimmy bounces off, he can’t cover!! The fans are losing their minds but Heyman sure loves what he sees! Sami staggers over, helps Jimmy to his feet, and then he helps Jey. “This is Awesome!” as they go to the second ring.
Sami helps Punk, The Usos help Roman. Together, they all surround Solo! Solo sees he is in trouble, the fans tell him how screwed he is, and Roman makes sure Solo understands that. Roman says Solo wanted peace, so Solo needs to acknowledge Roman. Solo says HE is still chief! SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK! DOUBLE SUPERKICK!! Sami gives Solo a HELLUVA KICK!! And then feed to Punk! GO TO SLEEP!! And then “OOOAH~!” SPEAR!!! Cover, OG BLOODLINE WINS!
Winners: Roman Reigns, Jey Uso, Jimmy Uso, Sami Zayn & CM Punk, by pinfall
The OTC hugs it out with the OG Bloodline, but the OG Bloodline does accept Punk with handshakes and hugs. Punk and Roman stare down, but Sami reminds Roman, they won thanks to Punk. Roman offers a handshake, and Punk takes it! The fans cheer as these two Paul Heyman guys find respect on the battlefield. The OG Bloodline hold up their ones, Punk does his night-night pose, and the pyro goes off. But while WarGames is over, this may have simply been one battle in the real Bloodline Civil War. Will Roman be able to take back the ula fala and title of TRUE Tribal Chief from Solo? And just what is the promised favor Heyman owes Punk?
My Thoughts:
A great, almost awesome WarGames, but no countdown/kickoff show ever needs to be two hours when there aren’t matches of any kind. And there weren’t even those super exclusive sit-down interviews. Well, I’m actually okay with that, but still, there was nothing really that big going on. Though, I did appreciate there were some New Day centric UpUpDownDown segments sprinkled throughout. Perhaps they were trying to give us some last tastes of New Day before it all falls apart on Monday night.
Opening with Women’s WarGames is basically tradition by now, and they did really well, but with maybe some wrinkles that needed ironing out. I like that Rhea actually customized her mask. Busted faces as angles are rare, but aside from maybe Cody Rhodes running with the “Dashing Dashed” Cody story from years ago, no one has ever really tried to use the mask to their advantage. And I like that Iyo went so far as to have a prepared trash can because she knew she’d do another drop-in spot. At the same time, smart of them to not just use that up, and instead coordinate a double high spot with Iyo and Tiff.
Tiff almost cashing in was good, but of course she is again intimidated into not doing it because Raquel was there to protect Liv. I kinda wish Tiff still got to cash in on Liv, because that little bit we got of Tiff and Iyo going handspring for handspring shows we could get an exciting title match from them. After all, Iyo is still owed her shot on Liv that she won in the battle royal weeks ago. Rhea’s team winning out despite the go-home math from last night was quite the surprise, as was Rhea pinning Liv. Maybe we get a Triple Threat of Liv, Rhea and Iyo, making it that much easier for Tiff to cash in and take the title from them all.
Another defiance of go-home math was Nakamura winning, even though he stood tall last night. At the same time, Nakamura’s return push meant he needed to win, and I’m glad they went through with that. Nakamura at least bends rules and takes advantage of the environment with the DDT to the metal plate covering the gap between rings. Maybe this helps give Knight a bit more dimension. Not that fans don’t love Knight for just being “Kavorka! With everybody saying L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” BUT if Knight has to think things through, understand that Nakamura is that sinister and crafty, maybe Knight can find something beyond that.
The Triple Threat for the Intercontinental Championship was most definitely a banger, even though they really got us with how Kaiser kept Sheamus from winning. While there can still be a way for Sheamus to get back to the IC title, like maybe by WrestleMania, it felt like this could’ve been such a great chance for Sheamus. But for now, Bron can move on to just about anyone. Gunther VS Priest was really good, though I’m not sure Gunther’s crisis of confidence was as well-executed as it could have been. I do appreciate the spark was that he saw Priest’s arm was hurting, and they made that the story of the match.
I just don’t know why Finn had to interfere again. Is Finn suddenly going to be back in the world title hunt? Well, I suppose why not? He can’t keep complaining about Priest if he’s not also going to try for that title himself, but there’s also the world tag titles to consider. This already feels like a Heel version of the Fraxiom story in NXT, where a tag champ wants more, even if it means potentially losing what he already has. Perhaps if not for Crown Jewel needing Champion VS Champion, we would’ve gotten past this by now. Maybe we get one final match of Finn and Priest, Loser Leaves Raw so that there will never be a revisit of this until some WWE Draft down the line.
Though as I say that, Priest would have to lose and be moved to SmackDown. Which isn’t so bad, could be a fresh start for Priest. He could challenge for the US Championship, and maybe eventually build up to be a WWE Championship contender. And another great WarGames match with the Bloodline Civil War, though there were also some oddities like in the women’s. The OG Bloodline all having independent intros was fine, but that then created some interesting choices in order. I would’ve thought Roman would make himself last out, because duh, he’s Roman. But Jey being the one sent in, he wanted to do his crowd entrance and then go right to the ring, so that’s fine.
The Men’s WarGames still followed the math, though. Solo’s side had advantage and stood tall on the go-home, so of course The OG Bloodline won. Really good stuff, with Roman being passive aggressive to Punk and Solo calling audibles to send his meanest guys first. Punk teasing a betrayal only to bring out a toolbox for a weapon was also clever, but Roman’s entrance into the cage was a bit overpowered. He fought everyone off to start and he helps his side up, but I suppose it was needed so that Heyman came out to smooth things over between Punk and Roman. There was that scary part with Jacob’s failed moonsault, but he kept going so I guess his leg wasn’t broken or anything.
Great bit to finish with Solo taking everything from everyone, and I liked the GTS into the Spear. Now with OG Bloodline winning, you can bet we get Roman VS Solo for the ula fala, and Punk will have Heyman do something for him. As I said last night for SmackDown, this could be a case where Heyman advocates for Punk in a World Heavyweight Championship match against Gunther for Royal Rumble, and Roman has to figure things out all on his own if he wants a title shot. Another thing I said last night was that Roman is still too cocky. He may be treating Sami & The Usos nicer, but he was still expecting Punk to play along, and still acting like he deserves Tribal Chief treatment. Roman needs to be humbled before he can really be Tribal Chief again, and Heyman choosing Punk over him might be the thing that gets through to Roman.
My Score: 9/10
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