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Mitchell’s NJPW World Tag League Results & Report! (11/24/23)
It’s Block Friday!
Can the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions stay strong?
El Phantasmo & Hikuleo started off World Tag League with the biggest win possible, but will they continue on and dominate B Block?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kickoff Match – Katsuya Murashima VS Oskar Leube; Leube wins.
- Six Man Tag: The Gates of Agony & Yuto Nakashima VS Master Wato, Shota Umino & Ren Narita; Wato, Shota & Narita win.
- 8 Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, YOH, Toru Yano & Tomohiro Ishii VS Bullet Club War Dogs; Taguchi, Yoh, Yano & Ishii win.
- Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The House of Torture; The House of Torture wins.
- Six Man Tag: TMDK VS The United Empire; TMDK wins.
- 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza VS Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr; Atlantis & Soberano win.
- 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki VS Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr; Tsuji & Zandokan win.
- 2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bishamon VS Lance Archer & Alex Zayne; Archer & Zayne win.
- 2023 World Tag League, B Block: El Phantasmo & Hikuleo VS Taichi & Yuya Uemura; Taichi & Yuya win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current B Block standings.
ELP & Hikuleo: 1-0, 2 points
Atlantis Jr. y Soberano Jr: 1-0, 2 points
Alex Zayne & Lance Archer: 1-0, 2 points
Taichi & Yuya Uemura: 1-0, 2 points
Bishamon: 0-1, 0 points
Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr: 0-1, 0 points
Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza: 0-1, 0 points
Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki: 0-1, 0 points
2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza VS Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr!
The Bullet Club Rogue Army got burned by Monster Sauce while the second generation stars of CMLL shined against the grizzled murder grandpas! Will the Rogue General & Red Commando be able to bring down the sons of lucha libre? Or will they just get burned again?
The teams sort out but they also talk a little trash. Bonza & Fale Too Sweet, then they pie faces the luchadores! So the luchadores DOUBLE DROPKICK! Atlantis then feeds Bonza to Soberano’s SUPERKICK! The bell rings, the luchadores wheelbarrow Bonza for an ENZIGURI FACEBUSTER! The fans rally up as the luchadores fire off KICK after KICK on Fale! Soberano then hops up onto Fale to use him as a step into the FAMOUSER! Fans fire up and the luchadores high five. Soberano CLUBS Fale, CLUBS him again, and then hammers away! Fale doesn’t budge, and he knocks Soberano down! Fale then stands Soberano up for a BODY BLOW!
Soberano doubles over but Fale whips him to ropes. Soberano dodges, goes to the apron, and then GAMANGIRIS! He SUPERKICKS Bonza but Fale CLOBBERS him! Atlantis runs in but Fale ROCKS him first! Bonza whips Soberano into railing while Fale tosses Atlantis out. Fans rally up as Fale stares Atlantis down. Bonza puts Soberano in, Fale drags him up, and Fale scoops to SLAM Soberano! Soberano writhes, Fale stands on him at the ropes! The ref reprimands but fans cheer as Fale gives Soberno the “Bullet Club back massage.” Fale steps away as the ref counts, and he tags in Bonza. Bonza storms up on Soberano and throws his shirt at him.
Bonza then hauls Soberano up, and into a GORY ESPECIAL! Soberano endures as Bonza bends the arms back! And bends! Then Bonza makes it a backslide, TWO!! Soberano activates that core and he sits back up, only for Bonza to POWERBOMB him! Cover, TWO! Fans applaud as Soberano survives, but Bonza tags Fale. Fale drops a BIG elbow on Soberano’s back! And then another BIG elbow! Soberano crawls but Fale drags Soberano back. Tag to Bonza and he drops an elbow! Not as big as Fale’s but hey. Fale throws up the Too Sweet, then drags Soberano up. Soberano CHOPS, then he ELBOWS Fale, and he CHOPS again!
Soberano tilt-o-whirls and fans fire up, but Bonza turns rana into ANKLE LOCK! Soberano endures, flails, but Bonza steps onto the legs. Bonza digs his knuckles into the ribs to get the arms, and he says “Uno! Dos! Tres!” ROMERO SPECIAL! Fans applaud that Bonza pulls it off! Fale then tags in, and he picks Soberano up to SLAM him down! Bonza then BLASTS Atlantis off the apron, and Fale stands on Soberano again. Fale uses Soberano as a normal surfboard! Atlantis runs in to CLUB Fale, but the ref has him back off. Fale tags Bonza back in, and Bonza drags Soberano up to CHOP him back down!
Bonza stalks Soberano to a corner, Soberano eggs him on, so Bonza DECKS him! Bonza digs his boot in, the ref counts and Bonza lets off. Bonza stands Soberano up to whip corner to corner, then he runs in, but into a BOOT! Soberano hops on, CODE RED! Fans fire up while both men are down! Soberano and Bonza crawl, hot tag to Atlantis! Fans rally as Atlantis ducks ‘n’ dodges Bonza to RAAN! Atlantis ROCKS Fale, whips Bonza, and then hits a SPINEBUSTER on Bonza for a cover. TWO, and Atlantis has a HALF CRAB! Bonza endures, fans rally, and Bonza crawls forward. ROPEBREAK! Atlantis lets go but keeps his cool.
Atlantis drags Bonza up to scoop and SLAM him into a drop zone! Fans rally as Atlantis climbs, and he aims to DIVING- NO, Bonza dodges! Atlantis comes back, but Bonza drop toeholds him into buckles! Then Bonza gator rolls to COFRNER HALF HATCH! Cover, TWO! Atlantis survives and the fans rally up. Bonza paces, then he brings Atlantis up to ROCK him with a forearm! Atlantis ROCKS Bonza back, but Bonza ROCKS him! Atlantis ROCKS Bonza, Bonza ROCKS Atlantis, they go back and forth! Bonza knees low, runs, but Atlantis SUPERKICKS! Fans fire up and Atlantis runs, but into an ELBOW!
Bonza whips, and DISCUS LARIATS! Bonza stands Atlantis up, reels him in, but Atlantis suplexes! Atlantis tries to hold Bonza up but he’s pretty bulky, so he just SLAMS Bonza down for Soberano to SPLASH onto! Atlantis covers, TWO! Fale storms in to stomp Atlantis, then he runs. The luchadores dodge the double lariats to DOUBLE DROPKICK Fale onto ropes! Fans fire up as they also dial it up together, 619 DROPKICK COMBO! Soberano hurries up top to MISSILE DROPKICK Fale out of the ring! And Soberano just keeps going, to then FOSBURY FLOP! Direct hit and fans fire up! Bonza runs in but is put in a corner!
Bonza rebounds but into Atlantis’ POWERSLAM! Atlantis then goes up, fans rally again, FROG SPLASH! Cover, the luchadores win!
Winners: Atlantis Jr. & Soberano Jr, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Rogue Army earns 0)
The NWA World Historic Light Heavyweight Champion scores another two points for this team, and they’re leading the block! Will CMLL conquer the WTL to become the top team in NJPW?
2023 World Tag League, B Block: Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki VS Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr!
Both teams fell in the first round, one to the sons of lucha libre and the other to two-fifths of Just5Guys. Which team rebounds and finally gets on the board?
The teams sort out and Suzuki argues with Nagata about who starts. Just like last time. But then Tsuji & Zandokan attack! The bell rings, the teams brawl, and Nagata tosses Tsuji out. Suzuki fires off forearms on Zandokan while Nagata goes out after Tsuji. Suzuki ROCKS Zandokan, whips him, but Zandokan runs him over! Zandokan stomps away on Suzuki, then has him at the ropes. Zandokan drags Suzuki up but Suzuki grabs him for a HANGING ARMBAR! The ref reprimands, Suzuki lets go, and then he drags Zandokan out to whip him into railing! Nagata KICKS Tsuji and keeps after him as he goes around the way.
Suzuki wrenches Zandokan’s arm, CLUBS it, and then stalks him. Nagata KICKS Tsuji, they go to the ramp, and Suzuki drags Zandokan up to wrench his arm, and wrap it around railing! The ref reprimands, but Suzuki BOOTS the railing to jam up the arm! Suzuki stalks Zandokan, Tsuji hits Nagata back, but Nagata kicks low. Suzuki ROCKS Zandokan, Tsuji and Nagata brawl in No Man’s Land, and then Nagata sends Tsuji into railing. Suzuki puts Zando in the ring, wrenches and BOOTS the arm, and Zando falls over. Suzuki laughs as he drags Zando back up, to double wristlock! Tag to Nagata, and he takes the handoff.
Nagata wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! And then another! Zando falls over, Nagata stomps him down. Nagata stomps Zando more, drags him back up, and wrenches again, only for Suzuki to tag in. Suzuki stomps Zando, headlocks then wrenches the arm to YANK it! Zando flounders while he clutches the arm, but Suzuki puts him in the corner. Tag to Nagata, though rather roughly, but Nagata stands Zando up. Nagata YANKS the arm, YANKS it again, then CLUBS Zando down. Nagata BOOTS Tsuji down, drags Zando back up, and he CLUBS the bad arm. Nagata has a double wristlock, but Suzuki frowns and tags in.
Nagata lets Zando for Suzuki to stalk him to ropes. Suzuki drags Zando up, but Zando CHOPS! Suzuki just eggs Zando on, so Zando CHOPS! Suzuki laughs and then ROCKS Zando! And again, and again! Suzuki whips Zando, Zando reverses to LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans applaud. Zando crawls, hot tag to Tsuji! Tsuji runs to BLAST Nagata! Then he runs up to fire forearms on Suzuki. Tsuji whips, Suzuki reverses but Tsuji runs him over! And basement dropkicks! Tsuji stands Suzuki up to suplex high and hard! Cover, TWO! Tsuji stands Suzuki up, Suzuki fires off forearms, but Tsuji just grins.
Tsuji swings but Suzuki counter punches! Suzuki ROCKS Tsuji, whips him to a corner but Tsuji reverses. Tsuji runs in to SPLASH! Tsuji runs, but Suzuki dodges, gets around, and has the SLEEPER! Nagata tags in, they mug Tsuji, and Nagata KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! Nagata fires up, whips corner to corner, but Tsuji dodges the boot! Tsuji kicks and whips corner to corner, runs in, but Suzuki intercepts to SLEEPER! Then feed to an EXPLODER! Fans cheer the teamwork and Nagata covers, TWO! Suzuki intercepts Zando with a SLEEPER, and Nagata puts Tsuji in a CROSSFACE! Tsuji endures, fans rally up, and Zando is fading!
Tsuji fights around, reaches out, and has a ROPEBREAK! Nagata lets Tsuji go, Suzuki drags Zando out to send him into railing! Tsuji fights the saido, Nagata knees low, and tries again! Tsuji counters with a headlock takeover! Nagata gets up and Tsuji V-TRIGGERS! Nagata ENZIGURIS! Nagata suplexes, for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, Zando breaks it! Fans fire up, Nagata brings Zando up to ROCK him with forearm after forearm! Nagata runs, into a SUPERKICK! Nagata wobbles, Tsuji SUPERKICKS! Tsuji & Zando get Nagata up for THE ANCHOR! Cover, Suzuki breaks it! Fans fire up as Zando tosses Suzuki out.
Zando goes out after Suzuki, MISSILE DROPKICK off the apron! Tsuji drags Nagata to a drop zone as fans fire up with Zando! Zando tags in, climbs up, and DIVING SPLASHES! Cover, Suzuki breaks it again! Tsuji tosses Suzuki out now, then BLASTS him off the apron! Suzuki hits railing, Tsuji cheers Zando on. Zando drags Nagata up, but Nagata fires off forearms! Nagata CHOPS, Zando HEADBUTTS! Zando drags Nagata up, scoops him, and SLAMS him! Zando sets Nagata up in the drop zone and he tags Tsuji! Tsuji goes up and stands on Zando’s shoulders! VAMOS AMIGOS SPLASH!! Cover, #GenePirates win!
Winners: Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Nagata & Suzuki earn 0)
A rather surprising start for the murder grandpas! The Meanest Man in the World is furious so he just leaves Blue Justice behind! Is the World Tag League no country for old men? Will Gene Blast & The King of the World sail on until they have the treasure?
2023 World Tag League, B Block: Bishamon VS Lance Archer & Alex Zayne!
In a first round shocker, the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions lost in the main event! Will there be another shocker in a second round loss? Or will they #GetBackUp by bringing down the Monster Sauce?
The teams sort out and Hirooki Goto steps up against Zayne. The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Goto waistlocks. Zayne wrenches out, wristlocks, then wrenches to an ELBOW BREAKER! Zayne wristlocks again, but Goto rolls, wrenches and wristlocks to a hammerlock then full nelson. Goto spins Zayne to a cravat, then a headlock. Zayne powers up and out, but Goto runs him over! Fans cheer but Zayne sits up. Goto runs, but he fakes Zayne out to stomp him! Goto headlocks again but Zayne throws body shots. Zayne powers up and out again, then gets around to roll him up!
Goto rolls through, he ducks the Eddy Gordo kick, then waistlocks. Zayne elbows free, runs, but Hashi jumps in, Bishamon double shoulder tackles! Zayne is down, Hashi runs and Goto hip tosses him, ZANMAI! Archer run sin but into double kicks. Bishamon HAMMERS away! But Archer explodes out! Archer swings, Bishamon dodges double lariats, and they run in to double shoulder tackle! And then ZANMAI for Archer! Fans rally, Bishamon has Zayne, and they HAMMER away on him! Fans cheer as Hashi flexes, and Goto storms up on Zayne in a corner. Goto stomps then fires forearms. Goto CLUBS Zayne, then whips corner to corner.
Archer slips in as Goto runs at Zayne. Zayne avoids the splash, Archer hits an elbow, and then Zayne returns, HIP TOSS CANNONBALL! Archer BLASTS Hashi, then CLOBBERS Goto! Zayne covers, TWO! Zayne keeps cool and he tags Archer in. Monster Sauce drags Goto up, Archer winds up for a big body shot! Archer bumps Goto off buckles, then fires more body shots! And a CHOP! Fans applaud and Archer whips Goto corner to corner hard! Archer mocks the “Se~ no!” Fans applaud and Archer steps to Hashi. Hashi backs off, Archer drags Goto up. Fans rally, Archer short arm LARIATS Goto down! Cover, TWO!
Archer is annoyed but Red Shoes defends his count was fair. Archer drags Goto away to tag in Zayne. Fans rally behind Zayne and he drags Goto up. Zayne reels Goto in, CLUBS him down, but Goto snarls. Zayne wrenches Goto and CHOPS! Goto snarls more, so Zayne CHOPS him again! Fans fire up for that one, and Zayne says that’s finger lickin’ good. Goto eggs Zayne on, so Zayne throws a forearm. Goto CHOPS and CHOPS, but Zayne knees low! Zayne whips Goto corner to corner, but Goto reverses. Goto runs in, but into a BOOT! Zayne runs, but Goto follows, to LARIAT! Fans fire up while both men are down!
Goto crawls, hot tag to Hashi! The Headhunter runs Zayne over! And ELBOWS him down! And whips him to a corner, but Zayne reverses. But Hashi comes back to CHOP! Zayne wobbles, Hashi mule kicks and turns him, NECKBREAKER! Hashi dropkicks Archer off the apron and fans fire up more. Hashi runs at Zayne to CHOP again! Hashi then hangs Zayne out to dry, fans rally up and Hashi runs side to side to DROPKICK Zayne down! Cover, TWO! Zayne hangs in there but Hashi keeps his cool. Hashi drags Zayne up, reels him in, FISHERMAN- NO, Zayne fights the lift! Zayne throws body shots but Hashi keeps trying!
Zayne throws more shots, then suplexes in return! Hashi lands out of the gourd buster! He swings, Zayne spins him and LARIATS! But Hashi’s right back up!? To LARIAT Zayne down! The fans rally up as both men crawl for their corners. Hot tag to Goto, and he BLASTS Archer! Goto hauls Zayne up, fires off forearms in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Goto runs in, MURAMASA! And then SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Zayne is still in this and the fans cheer. Goto drags Zayne up, fireman’s carries, but Zayne fights free with elbows. Zayne scoops, but Goto fights with elbows. But Zayne still hits BAJA BLAST! And then Archer BLASTS Hashi!
Zayne kips up and Archer says to finish this! Zayne says “ITADAKIMASU~!” Zayne drags Goto up as the fans rally, and Zayne straitjackets and pump handles! TACO DRIVER!! Cover, Hashi breaks it! Archer hauls Hashi up to choke grip! Hashi breaks free, dodges the lariat, and dropkicks the legs! Hashi keeps moving, BLOCKBUSTER! Fans fire up with Hashi but Zayne scoops him! BAJA- NO, Hashi slips free to SUPERKICK! Hashi fires up and he calls to Goto! Half nelson, pump handle, but Zayne fights Karma! Hashi still powers up, but Zayne fights harder! Hashi body shots, feeds Zayne to Goto, but Zayne sends Goto into Hashi!
Zayne runs in, but into the HIDDEN GAP! And then fireman’s carry, FIERCE FLASH! Hashi calls the shot and the fans fire up! They get Zayne up, dragon sleeper and the leg hold, SHOTO!! Cover, ARCHER BREAKS IT! Fans fire up, Archer ROCKS Hashi and tosses him out! Archer drags Zayne to the corner and then tags in! Archer picks Zayne up to then THROW at Hashi!! Zayne and Hashi go down and the fans fire up! The Murderhawk Monster storms around and he drags Goto up. But Goto fires off forearms! Archer just roars and BOOTS! Goto roars and swings, into a spin, but Goto still suplexes first! Cover, TWO!
Fans fire up as Archer stays in this. Goto drags Archer up, dragon sleepers, but Archer spins around to suplex! Goto slips free, waistlocks, but Archer elbows free. Archer runs in at the corner, but Goto dodges! Goto runs in but Archer puts him up top! And then STEP-UP KNEES! Goto wobbles, Archer lifts him in the inverted crucifix! BLACKOUT BOMB!!! Cover, MONSTER SAUCE WINS!!
Winners: Lance Archer & Alex Zayne, by pinfall (gain 2 points; Bishamon earns 0)
It IS another shocker! The IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions lose two in a row!! Now they owe golden tickets to two teams! Is this a sign that Bishamon’s time on top could be coming to an end? Archer grabs the belts so he and Zayne can hold them up! Will this be what we see at WrestleKingdom 18?
2023 World Tag League, B Block: El Phantasmo & Hikuleo w/ Jado VS Taichi & Yuya Uemura!
In a shocker, the NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions beat the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions in the first round’s main event! But will their momentum be cut short already? Or will they be able to bring down the Holy Emperor & Heat Wave?
ELP & Leo copy J5G by walking through the crowd to give fans some photo ops with the champs. The teams then sort out, and ELP gets the fans fired up for the main event. The fans chant and clap “E L P! E L P!” ELP then jumps to high-five Leo, and Leo offers to J5G. They decline, and ELP steps up for the team. Yuya insists, and Taichi accepts. Fans rally up as the bell rings and ELP stares Yuya down. They circle, and ELP takes off the shirt to then throw it to Leo. Leo misses and apologizes. ELP gets the fans to rally up again, and he ties up with Yuya. ELP wrenches, wristlocks, but Yuya rolls, wrenches, hammerlocks, headlocks, spins, hammerlocks, spins, cravats and armlocks!
Fans cheer, and ELP scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Yuya lets go quickly and the fans again. ELP and Yuya reset, and ELP gets the fans fired up again. ELP puts up his dukes, he and Yuya circle, and they feel things out. They knuckle lock, Yuya wrenches but ELP rolls, handsprings, wrenches, hammerlocks, spins Yuya to a cravat and then headlock takeover. Yuya headscissors but ELP kips free, and the fans cheer again. ELP shoves Yuya, Yuya shoves back. ELP eggs Yuya on, Yuya fires up, and they tie up again. ELP headlocks, Yuya powers out, and ELP runs Yuya over! ELP flexes while fans cheer, and things speed up.
Yuya hurdles, ELP shoves, then ELP hurdles, and Yuya leaps over. They both dropkick, those cancel out, and fans cheer as both men kip up! ELP backs off, and Leo reaches out. ELP tags Leo in, so Yuya goes to his corner. Leo waits, and Yuya tags Taichi. The fans rally up for the KOPW Champion and he steps in. Leo takes a sumo stance? Fans cheer, but Taichi isn’t so sure. Leo gets a “TAI~CHI! TAI~CHI!” chant going, and then hits the sumo stance again. Taichi nods and steps up, to then BOOT Leo! Taichi CLUBS Leo and stomps him, but Leo just stands up! Taichi KICKS the leg again and again, but Leo choke grips!
Taichi breaks free, and choke grips in return! But Leo choke grips again! And Leo’s arms are longer! Taichi can’t reach, so he just breaks free and KICKS! But Leo runs Taichi over! Then he BLASTS Yuya! Leo stomps Taichi, paces, and he drags Taichi up. Leo tosses Taichi out, and ELP is there to whip Taichi to railing. Taichi stops himself, ELBOWS ELP away, and then storms up. ELP dodges Ax Bomber to go up and ASAI MOONSAULT! Direct hit and fans fire up! ELP puts Taichi in the ring and Leo covers, TWO! The fans rally, Leo drags Taichi up, and Leo whips Taichi to ropes, to ELBOW him down!
Leo then runs to drop a BIG elbow! Cover, TWO! Taichi stays in this but Leo sits him up for a chinlock. Taichi endures, the fans rally, and Taichi fights up. Leo squeezes tight but Taichi throws body shots. Leo CLUBS Taichi down, then drags him back up. Fans cheer with ELP, “BOOT! BOOT!” and Leo bumps Taichi off ELP’s boot! Tag to ELP, and they sit Taichi down. ELP stomps a mudhole, then calls for a boot! ELP brings Taichi around, Leo puts his foot up, but Taichi turns things around and sends ELP into Leo’s boot! Leo hobbles back, but ELP manages to dropkick Taichi first! ELP BLASTS Yuya, too!
ELP puts Taichi in the corner to RAM into him! And again! And again! Red Shoes reprimands, ELP tags Leo, and ELP traps Taichi so Leo can CHOKE him! ELP lets off, Leo ROCKS Taichi, and Leo pushes Taichi to a cover, ROPEBREAK! Taichi’s foot saves him, but Leo drags him back up. Fans rally, Leo choke grips, but Taichi CHOPS! And kicks! And KICKS the leg! Leo eggs him on, Taichi kicks more but Leo kicks low. Leo whips Taichi to a corner, runs in but Taichi dodges to GAMANGIRI! Fans rally up as Taichi falls over. Taichi and Leo crawl for their corners, hot tag to Yuya, and he dodges Leo to BLAST ELP!
Yuya DROPKICKS Leo, Leo stays up, so Yuya DROPKICKS again! Leo still stands, ELP runs in but Yuya sends him into Leo! Then Yuya arm-drags ELP! And then DOUBLE CHOP! Leo runs up, and he blocks the arm-drag! Leo whips Yuya to a corner, but Yuya goes up to CROSSBODY! Leo rises, but Yuya arm-drags! Fans fire up with Yuya and Leo goes to a corner. Yuya runs in to forearm smash, then he whips. Leo reverses, runs in, but Yuya ELBOWS! Yuya goes up, FLYING BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Leo is still in this but Yuya stays focused. Yuya fires up, goes up a corner, but he has to leap over Leo! Leo comes back to BOOT Yuya down!
Fans fire up and Leo tags ELP. Leo drags Yuya up, they double whip Yuya to a corner, then Leo sends ELP in. ELP FLYING ELBOWS, then he feeds Yuya to Leo’s SIDEWALK SLAM! ELP goes up, LIONSAULT but onto knees! Yuya saves himself, the fans rally up, hot tag to Taichi! Taichi storms up on ELP, kicks him and then gives him Kawada Kicks! ELP goes to a corner, Taichi runs in and BOOTS him! Taichi keeps moving, but ELP dodges Ax Bomber to mule kick. ELP whips, Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! Fans fire up, Taichi stands and he brings ELP around. Taichi reels ELP in but ELP fights with elbows!
ELP straitjackets but Taichi fights the torture rack. So ELP waistlocks! But Taichi breaks free to PELE! ELP runs up to BOOT! Taichi AX BOMBERS! Fans fire up, and Taichi BLASTS Leo for good measure! Then OFF COME THE PANTS! Taichi aims from the corner, ELP rises up, into TENSHO- NO, ELP dodges to ENZIGURI! Taichi wobbles, and he GAMANGIRIS! Both men are down again and the fans fire back up! Taichi crawls, hot tag to Yuya! Yuya BLASTS Leo, drags ELP back up, and Taichi hops back in. Yuya whips ELP to a corner, then runs in to SPLASH! Feed to a RIDGE HAND CHOP! Yuya CHOPS, then Taichi BOOTS!
ELP wobbles, into a BULLDOG from Yuya! Cover, TWO! ELP survives and fans rally up. Taichi & Yuya stand ELP up, double back suplex, but ELP lands out! ELP dodges Yuya, slides under Taichi but Taichi grabs a leg! ELP BOOTS Taichi into Yuya! Hot tag to Leo! Leo UPPERCUTS Yuya, Taichi dodges but Leo still BOOTS him! Leo scoops Yuya, SNAKE EYES! Leo runs to run Yuya over! Leo waits on Taichi, choke grips him, and then Leo choke grips Yuya! But they break free, mug Leo and double whip. But Leo breaks the line to DOUBLE LARIAT! Fans fire up again and Leo waits on Yuya. Yuya grits his teeth as he stands, into a choke grip!
Leo lifts but Yuya fights with elbows! Yuya runs, into a scoop! POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Yuya survives but Leo calls his shot! Leo drags Yuya up with the choke grip, and GOD- NO, Yuya victory rolls and then has an arm! TRIANGLE HOLD! Taichi catches ELP into SEITEI JUJIHO!! ELP & Leo endure stereo submissions, but Leo reaches out with his long legs! Leo fights and fights, ROPEBREAK! Yuya lets go and Taichi sends ELP out. Yuya fires back up and he drags Leo up. Yuya traps an arm, then traps the other. But Leo is just too tall for the suplex! Leo breaks free with a HEADBUTT! Then he choke grips!
Yuya breaks free but Leo UPPERCUTS! And choke grip! GOD- SATELLITE DDT!! Both men are down again and the fans fire back up! Yuya and Leo crawl, but they have to go past each other! Yuya rolls, hot tag to Taichi! Taichi storms up on Leo, to KICK! Leo shakes his head, so Taichi KICKS him again! Leo grits his teeth and stays up, so Taichi KICKS again! Leo just fires up! And he blocks a kick! Leo swings, Taichi dodges, to SOBAT! Taichi runs, but into the SPINNING POWERSLAM! Fans fire up again as Leo crawls, hot tag to ELP! ELP steps up the ropes, to springboard THUNDERKISS 86!! ELP bounces off the cover but makes it back, TWO!!
ELP is frustrated, but he coordinates with Leo. The fans rally up as ELP straitjackets and torture racks. Leo runs in, BOOT UFO, into BRAIN SALAD!! Cover, YUYA BREAKS IT!! Fans are thunderous as Yuya CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS on Leo! Leo CHOPS back and Yuya falls! Leo & ELP coordinate, they tune up the band, and Taichi slowly rises. SUDDEN- NO, Taichi dodges! Taichi runs in, but into the choke grip! But then Taichi whips Leo into SUDDEN DEATH!! And then a trip and GEDO CLUTCH!! TWO?!?! ELP escapes and the fans are thunderous again! Yuya returns, he runs in to DROPKICK ELP in the corner!
Yuya then runs at Leo, to clothesline Leo and himself out of the ring! But wait, Yuya skins the cat! Fans fire up as Yuya then PLANCHAS to take Leo down! Taichi roars, aims, TENSHO- NO, ELP dodges! Trip and GEDO CLUTCH!!! TWO?!?!? ELP hurries to tune up and aim, but TENSHO JUJIHO hits first!!! Taichi hauls ELP up, Alabama Lift and tuck, BLACK MEPHISTO!!! Cover, J5G wins!!!
Winners: Taichi & Yuya Uemura, by pinfall (gain 2 points; ELP & Hikuelo earn 0)
A wild main event has a wild ending! The NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions have lost, but they still show Taichi & Yuya respect by offering a handshake. Yuya & Taichi accept, and the fans cheer. Will ELP & Leo owe golden tickets to J5G after this is all over?
As for J5G, Taichi gets the mic first to thank the fans here in Yamanashi for coming out tonight. And Taichi says he can’t be sure if it was just circumstances or bad timing, but today is not the only live broadcast today. Well, even if it wasn’t, this isn’t Taichi’s YouTube, it’s NJPW World. But regardless of a live livestream or not, professional wrestlers still fight with all their might. Fans cheer that! Taichi thanks the crowd again and is amazed at how many of them are supporting the pro-wrestlers. The fans cheer that, too, and then Taichi looks to Yuya. The fans start chanting for Yuya, so Taichi hands over the mic!
Yuya takes the mic, then lets his hair down. Yuya holds up the mic, the fans applaud, but then he just stands there. The fans chant his name again, and he finally speaks. He agrees with Taichi, it has nothing to do with livestreaming. He is just happy to see everyone who came here. Fans cheer that, and he thanks them, too. Yuya vows to “create excitement through pro-wrestling and change the world.” For he is the Heat Storm! This run has only just begun, but it will accelerate and grow, and they will return to Yamanashi. The fans cheer that, and Yuya says he will never forget this moment. After winning WTL, Yuya Uemura and Just5Guys will continue to rise! Thank you very much!
The fans applaud and Yuya returns the mic to Taichi. Taichi says that is right. He has left a lot of things behind, but winning WTL just seems like a no-brainer. He definitely wants to win this time. In fact, they of Just5Guys will be competing on December 23rd as part of Taichi’s first fan event. The deadline for tickets is today! Don’t hesitate, click here to apply! Thank you very much! Mic drop and the fans cheer. Will NJPW soon belong to Just5Guys?
Here are the NEW B Block standings!
Taichi & Yuya Uemura: 2-0, 4 points
Alex Zayne & Lance Archer: 2-0, 4 points
Atlantis Jr. y Soberano Jr: 2-0, 4 points
ELP & Hikuleo: 1-1, 2 points
Yota Tsuji & Zandokan Jr: 1-1, 2 points
Bishamon: 0-2, 0 points
Bad Luck Fale & Jack Bonza: 0-2, 0 points
Yuji Nagata & Minoru Suzuki: 0-2, 0 points
My Thoughts:
An awesome fourth day of WTL and a second round for B Block. What wild results even just this early, with Nagata & Suzuki 0-2, and the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions also 0-2! Awesome wins for Tsuji & Zandokan and Monster Sauce from those matches. And a great main event, with a great win for Taichi & Yuya. I really like the three teams we’ve got at 2-0 right now, and I like all of their chances of making it to the finals. NJPW fans still really like Archer, and they also like Zayne, they could have a great match with whoever wins out of A Block.
My Score: 8.9/10
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The Hollywood A-Lister’s got his own nightmare before Christmas!
Christmas is just a few days away, but things aren’t merry and bright for Raw! The Miz must face his fears as he faces Dexter Lumis 1v1!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship Tournament Opening Round Triple Threat: Natalya VS Alba Fyre VS Iyo Sky; Iyo wins and advances to the next round.
- Chad Gable w/ Team American Made VS Akira Tozawa w/ The Alpha Academy; Gable wins.
- Dominik Mysterio VS Damian Priest; Damian Priest wins, by disqualification.
- The Miz VS Dexter Lumis; Lumis wins, by disqualification.
- Sami Zayn VS Drew McIntyre; wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Drew McIntyre walks to gorilla.
The Scottish Terminator makes his way through the curtain and to the stage, and the fans have a mixed reaction as he goes to the ring. McIntyre grabs a mic, and he says, “After Hell in a Cell, I’ve never been so beat up in my entire life. 16 staples in my head, my back almost broken from landing on the steel steps. And I went home to Scotland. The reason I went home, and I haven’t really talked about it publicly, is because a very close family member passed away. Some people probably feeling sympathy right now. Some guys in the back are probably talking to each other, saying, ‘I didn’t know.’ Maybe if you cared enough, you would’ve asked.
“Over these past two months, guess how many people phoned me to check. Not how I was doing mentally but how i was doing physically after Hell in a Cell. ONE PERSON! These past 17 years, I’ve been led to believe we’re all a big happy family in the back. We’re brothers and sisters, we travel the world together, we spend more time with each other than with our actual families, but it’s all BS! My brother, John, in Scotland wouldn’t stab me in the back to take my spot, but people like Jimmy, Jey and Sami 100% would.” The fans boo that, then chant “YEET! YEET! YEET!” McIntyre says that proves his point.
After watching everything The Bloodline did, Jey says he is a changed man. He does a cute hand sign, he says a made up word, and the fans just forget about it and move on. That’s the other thing McIntyre realized: He has given and given and given all this time, and the fans turned on him for a guy who was gone for years and has told the WWE fans to go screw themselves! McIntyre was fighting for the fans, he thought they believed in him, so he believed in the fans! McIntyre bled out in the cell, and while he was gone, the fans instantly forgot him! The fans boo, that’s not true! But McIntyre says from now on, he gives no more for anybody!
McIntyre will take and take and he will tell the truth! The real villains are Roman Reigns and CM Punk! And if you choose to prop them up, as he already said, Jey, Jimmy & Sami, the things Roman did to you… Roman took a vacation, then simply snapped his fingers and they were by his side again! McIntyre suggests everyone who ever wronged McIntyre should sleep with one eye open. But wait, here comes Sami Zayn! The fans cheer and sing for Sami but Sami says hey, McIntyre is angry, he doesn’t have to believe Sami in place of believing everyone has ulterior motives. Sami doesn’t blame him.
But personally, man to man, Sami did not know what happened with McIntyre’s family. They figured he was recovering from one of the most vicious matches of all time. Sami thought that, all the guys ‘n’ girls in the back thought, and that’s all the fans thought. Believe that or not, fine, but Sami wants to level with McIntyre. Talk about 17 years, Sami has 22 years in this game. Sami’s been through what McIntyre’s been through. Sami’s had losses. Trust him. He has had losses he had to put on the side and go to work that week. The same sacrifices, from birthdays to weddings to funerals that he should’ve been at? Sami’s done it all.
Sami has put unnecessary stress on his wife, on his kid, and why? Because this is the life that they both chose! They are WWE SUPERSTARS! The fans cheer that! And as such, they are LUCKY to be WWE Superstars! And you thnik this is just your story or Sami’s story? Y’know who else has stories like this? Every single person sitting in the stands. Every single person at home! The kids who struggle at school, the adults who struggle at work, who struggle economically, physically, and they have their losses and sacrifices, but they still get up every day to do what they gotta do to soldier on, without pointing a finger at everyone else!
The fans fire up for that passion. Sami says McIntyre dares pointing a finger at the fans for forgetting him?! They didn’t forget, brother! They MADE McIntyre! And McIntyre still thinks the world revolves around him just because once upon a time, someone told him he was “The Chosen One.” But newsflash, just because you’re mad doesn’t make you special. And now McIntyre thinks everyone else is somehow tied to him? What Jimmy does has nothing to do with McIntyre. What Jey does has nothing to do with McIntyre! What SAMI does has nothing to do with McIntyre!
But McIntyre, if you want to still walk around all angry and pointing fingers at the fans, at Sami, at Jey, at Jimmy, at Punk, at Roman, and still be mad about The Bloodline, fine. No one is stopping McIntyre. But Sami has no problem being McIntyre’s problem and facing him in this ring right now! McIntyre says if Sami wants to know the truth… IT isn’t just anger. McIntyre’s anger comes from pain, and he doesn’t doubt what Sami just said. There was so much truth and passion, but it’s never the whole truth, is it? Sami has a way of spinning things. Because Sami can fly back home every week to his family. McIntyre is halfway across the world from his!
And no one here in Boston ever leaves Boston, they’re with their families 24/7! McIntyre doesn’t have that luxury! The fans boo that veiled insult, but McIntyre says he will remain calm and ask Sami why he wants this fight. They both know the result, we saw it time and time again, Sami has NEVER beaten McIntyre. So McIntyre suggests, given Sami isn’t 100%, and Sami’s wife and kid are here tonight… Sami should just walk back there, take their hands, and leave this arena. Of all those in the Bloodline, Sami is the least of McIntyre’s worries.
Sami says McIntyre is right about a couple things. When it comes to win-loss records, McIntyre has Sami’s number. And Sami is not 100%. Haven’t been since Saturday Night’s Main Event. And yes, the smart thing would be to just go home, celebrate and get healthy over the holidays. But Sami would so much rather do this. Sami fires hands! The fans fire up but McIntyre shoves Sami away. McIntyre swings, but gets caught! Sami lifts but McIntyre fights free, then GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT! McIntyre takes aim, but here comes JEY USO! The fans fire up as Jey runs down the ramp, slides in, and then dodges McIntyre to SUPERKICK!
The fans fire up as Jey & Sami DOUBLE LARIAT McIntyre up and outta the ring! The fans “YEET! YEET! YEET!” with Jey & Sami Uso! Will the Scottish Terminator’s mission be ended when Sami and/or Jey shut him down?
Adam Pearce is met by Pure Fusion Collective.
The Raw General Manager asks Sonya Deville what he can do for her and she says not much. She knows how stressful this job can be since she once had it. She’s just here to make things easier. And how’s that? Well, Kairi Sane is not cleared to compete, there is an opening in the tournament, and Sonya wants it. Oh, is that so? Y’know, Sonya, that is a terrible idea. They caused this scenario so he’s just gonna reward them? Are they outta their minds? And zip it! Plus, he already filled that vacancy with Iyo Sky. Happy Holidays! PFC is upset by that since Iyo just lost to Liv Morgan, but will there be nothing to stop the Evil Genius now?
WWE Women’s Intercontinental Championship Tournament Opening Round Triple Threat: Natalya VS Alba Fyre VS Iyo Sky!
Just as Pearce said, PFC taking out the Pirate Princess will not mean they get away with murder! The Queen of Harts and the Fire Keeper must now figure out how to handle this change to the program. Will Iyo redeem herself for losing Saturday Night’s Main Event by moving on to the next round?
Raw returns and Alba makes her entrance, Isla Dawn seeing her to the ramp, and then Natalya makes her entrance. The bell rings and Alba kicks Natty then ELBOWS Iyo! Alba whips but Natty reverses and Alba tumbles out of the ring! Iyo rolls Natty, TWO! Iyo whips, Natty dodges in the corner and gets Iyo up! REBOUND SIT-DOWN, and then Natty steps on Iyo, only for Alba to trip Natty up! Alba brings Natty out to send into steel steps! But then Iyo DIVES onto Alba! The fans fire up with Iyo and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again and Natty brawls with Abla. Alba knees low, but Iyo CROSBODIES them both down! The fans fire up and Iyo SHOTEIS Alba! And SHOTEIS her again! And then DROPKICKS her down! Iyo brings Alba around, whips, but Alba reverses. Iyo goes up and out, then blocks a shot to ROCK Alba! The fans fire up, Iyo spirnboards, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Ihyo handsprings up and the fans fire up again! Iyo gets the fans going, but Alba wrenches and facelocks, TORNADO DDT! Alba gets Iyo up again to GOURD BUSTER her onto Natty! Alba then rearranges them into the drop zone!
Alba goes up, the fans are torn, but Alba grins as she SWANTON BOMBS! Cover on Iyo, TWO! Cover on Natty, TWO! But into a KOJI KLUTCH! Natty endures, flails, fights around, but Alba holds on tight! Natty pushes, stacks Alba, TWO!! Natty has the legs! Alba flails now, but Iyo runs up! Natty trips Iyo onto Alba, and she has them both! Natty turns them both over, DOUBLE SHARPSHOOTER!! Iyo and Alba both flail, both claw at the mat, and Alba gets the ROPEBREAK! No disqualifications so Natty can hold on! But now Iyo drags herself under the ropes, and there’s no room left, so Natty has to let go!
Natty rises up and she stalks Iyo to the apron. Natty drags Iyo up but Iyo HOTSHOTS Natty! Natty staggers, rebounds, but Iyo jumps the baseball slide! Natty hits Alba down, and then Iyo PENALTY KICKS Natty! Iyo fires up and springboards, ASAI MOONSAULT! Direct hit on both targets and the fans fire up! Iyo hurries to get Natty up and into the ring, then she drags Natty into the drop zone. Iyo climbs, but Alba CLUBS Iyo first! Alba snarls as she climbs up, but Iyo holds onto ropes! Natty CLUBS Alba and she adds on! SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX on Alba! But Iyo stays up top to go OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, Iyo wins!
Winner: Iyo Sky, by pinfall (advances to the semifinals)
The Genius of the Sky moves on, ready to fly against The Morrigan! Will Iyo be able to get past Lyra Valkyria and head for the title?
Jdugment Day sulks in the clubhouse.
Finn Balor tells JD McDonagh that he can’t believe this. This was supposed to be a Merry Christmas, Finn was supposed to be celebrating with two titles, and now he has none! Liv Morgan tells Raquel Rodriguez to tell Finn that the reason she suggested he stay away from Damian Priest is because she knew this would happen. Raquel starts to relay the message but Finn has JD tell Liv that she’s got her own problems to worry about and to stay off his back. But then Liv tells Raquel to tell Finn that the reason she’s “on his back” is because he lost the tag titles. JD, tell Liv that Christmas is-
Dominik speaks up to stop the arguing. Christmas IS around the corner, and now they’re not even talking to each other? Dom says he’s gonna go talk with Pearce and get a match with Priest! Dom’s gonna step up for this family. Oh, Dom thinks he’s better than Finn? No, it’s not even like that. Dom has a plan. He’ll talk with Pearce then fill everyone in later. Dom heads out, JD prays for one week of no drama while it’s Christmas. Will Dirty Dom make sure The Punisher pays for screwing Finn & JD over? Or will Priest be given the gift of sending Dom South of Heaven?
Sami and Jey regroup backstage.
Sami can’t believe Jey didn’t text or call about the comeback. Jey says, “My bad.” But Sami says it’s fine, he’s happy Jey is back. And thanks for having his back out there tonight and every night, Sami appreciates Jey. Jey thanks Sami for that, and says you know he had to come back for payback. Jey is gonna handle business! Actually, Sami was kinda hoping he could handle McIntyre. Sami talked a big game, he’s gotta back it up. But Sami, you’re not even 100% tonight. Sami knows, but he started something so he has to finish it. Jey says alright. He’s got next! They secret handshake and Jey wishes Sami luck. Will Sami finally get a win on McIntyre in a Christmas miracle?
Chad Gable w/ Team American Made VS Akira Tozawa w/ The Alpha Academy!
As “Master” Gable said last week, it was about time he settled things with his past. Will Gable prove to the world that he was always the reason the Alpha Academy was relevant? Or will he find out he can’t keep up with the Stamina Monster?
Raw returns and the #AlphaBabes make their entrance, showing off that new merch while they’re at it. The bell rings and the fans rally up. Tozawa and Gable tie up, Gable wrenches and talks trash right to Tozawa’s face! Gable CHOPS Tozawa down, stands him up, CHOPS him down again, repeat! Gable whips and CLOBBERS Tozawa, then raises the fist. The fans boo more but Gable talks smack on Otis. Gable drags Tozawa up, supelxes, but TOzawa slips free! Tozawa SOBATS< spins, slides under, and SPIN KCIKS! Gable goe sto a corner and Tozawa puts him up! But Gable gets Tozawa for a HANGING ARMBAR!
otis protests, the ref counts, and Gable lets off at 4. Gable says he dien’t break a rule, and Otis never learns. Gablde SLAPS Otis, slides into the ring, but Tozawa victory rolls! TWO, but Tozawa SUPERKICKS Gable down! Tozawa ris the shirt off, goes up top, and SUPER SENTRONS onto knees! Gable saves himself and hausl Tozawa up to GERMAN SUPELX! And theN GERMAN SUPLEX agian! Gable GERMAN SUPLEXES again! But he isn’t done, Gable spins Tozawa aorund, and POWERBOMBS him! ANKLE LOCK!! Tozawa flails but he’s so far from the ropes! Tozawa TAPS, Gable wins!
Winner: Chad Gable, by submission
But Gable won’t let go! Th efans boo, the ref reprimands, but Gable just drops into a GRAPEVINE! So Otis storms in and he drags Gable off the leg! Otis TOSSES Gable! The fans are thunderous, but Team American Made steps up to support Gable. Gable says Otis never learns! But Otis’ hips are moving! He’s shaking, quaking, and the fans fire up, but American Made backs off. Will Gable finally fight Otis and put this beef to rest?
The New Day talks backstage.
They still don’t understand how everyone here doesn’t see things their way. But then Dirty Dom walks over, clapping with “New! Day Rocks!” Finally, someone who understands! Dom says he never liked Big E, but uh, no, what they did was crazy. Well, whatever, Broke Ass Tom Selleck! Dom says Tom Selleck wishes! Dirty Dom heads for gorilla, ready to fight for the Judgment Day. But will Dom go from “Broke Ass Tom Selleck” to just broken?
Dominik Mysterio VS Damian Priest!
Judgment Day’s history has always been a rocky one, but it has never been rockier than right now. Betraying Rhea Ripley & Damian Priest probably has a lot to do with it, but will Dom be able to smooth things over by taking Damian down? Or will Priest finally beat some sense into #LatinoCheat?
The bell rings and Dom bails right out! Dom dares Priest to come get him, but Priest says Dom needs to get back in the ring. Priest will even give him a free shot! Dom storms up to the apron, steps in, and takes that swing, but Priest blocks it! Then Priest BELL CLAPS Dom, DECKS him, then DECKS him again! Dom staggers around, Priest picks him up to SLAM DUNK! Dom staggers back up, into a torture rack! Priest bends Dom with the Argentine Backbreaker! Priest then THROWS Dom down and the fans fire up. Priest paces around, powers up his arm, and Dom rises. The fans rally and Priest runs, but Dom ducks a lariat!
Dom kicks, CLUBS and KICKS again! SUPERKICK! Then DROPKCIK! Priest staggers but Dom hurries to stalk behind him. Priest sits up first and glares at Dom. Dom panics, but he DUMPS Priest out! Dom builds speed to DIVE, but into Priest’s hands! FLATLINER onto the desk! The fans fire up and Priest drags Dom up to then POST him! Dom falls in a heap, but Priest puts Dom in the ring. Priest then notices a very suspicious Santa Claus. Priest snatches the beard away, and tada! It’s JD! Priest TOSSES JD and the fans cheer! JD wants mercy but Priest SLIDES him across the desk! The fans fire up as Wade narrowly avoids getting hit!
Priest then has a Spider Sense moment, and he looks under the ring! Carlito spits out his apple in surprise! Priest drags Carlito up and TOSSES him into the timekeeper’s area! But then Finn attacks!
Winner: Damian Priest, by disqualification
Finn fires hands, but Priest blocks the desk bump! Priest body shots and SMACKS Finn off the desk! And again, and again! Priest puts Finn in the ring, Dom runs up, but Priest DECKS him! Priest fires more hands on Finn, but the Judgment Day regroups! They mug Priest 4v1 as usual, and JD even drops elbows! The fans boo but the Judgment Day stand Priest up. WAIT! Here comes the War Raiders! Erik & Ivar fire hands on Dom & Carlito, and Priest TOSSES JD! Finn realizes he’s alone, and Priest SUPERKICKS him down! Priest stomps a mudhole into Finn, the Raiders put Carlito and Dom in the ring!
Ivar KNEES Carlito, then feeds him to Erik’s KNEE! The fans cheer, JD gets up, but Priest LARIATS him inside-out! Dom is fed to the WAR MACHINE!! Finn staggers up, but Priest grabs him! And Finn goes SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! The Judgment Day just got further embarrassed, and that’s not even considering JD’s Santa costume. Will the War Raiders be some unlikely allies for Priest in this ongoing war with the Judgment Day?
Sit-down interview with Seth Rollins.
Jackie Redmond thanks The Visionary for taking this time to talk with her, and he says it is his pleasure. Jackie talked with CM Punk and heard what he had to say, what Punk believes, when it comes to Rollins’ hatred for Punk. And we have heard from Rollins, as well, but Jackie’s still just curious. What is the root cause, the driving force, of this disdain he clearly feels for CM Punk? Rollins says the thing is, he has tried to explain how he feels many times over the years, and it sort of… Well, he won’t say he’s talking into the wind, but Rollins just feels Punk has needed the WWE more than the WWE needed him.
And so that hypocrisy from Punk is what just eats at Rollins. It is hard for Rollins to let that go. Jackie mentions how Rollins has talked about getting rid of it by “cutting it out” and fighting through it, and how this fight with Punk has to happen as a catharsis. What does “cutting” Punk out look like? What should we expect from, not even so much a match, that doesn’t feel like the right word now. Rollins says it’ll be fight. That’s what we’re getting, no question. It is the biggest fight in their sport right now, and Rollins needs it now. After Survivor Series, seeing Punk hand-in-hand with Roman Reigns… Roman’s finger in the air, Punk doing the stupid Go To Sleep thing…
Rollins just wanted to throw the remote through his TV, he was so viscerally, internally destroyed. Rollins felt that was it, no more waiting. The world needs to see it. This is perfect. The Netflix debut, the world will be watching. But to answer the question, he doesn’t know what it’ll look like. You might see a side of Rollins that no one’s ever seen. No pun intended, it will be raw, visceral, violent. Rollins needs to exorcise this demon from his soul, he has to cut the cancer out of his brain, or he is going down. Then the only way to process the betrayal is to go through a fight, and we get that on January 6th, Raw in LA for Netflix.
Jackie thanks Rollins for the time and his honesty. Rollins says yeah, he can’t wait. Will Rollins truly #BurnItDown when it comes to fight CM Punk?
The Miz VS Dexter Lumis!
The Hollywood A-Lister has his own history with the man now turned buzzard, and things are only worse now that this is about the Final Testament and the Wyatt Sick6. Will Miz manage to bury the past once and for all? Or will he get no mercy from Lumis?
Raw returns as Miz waits. A message flashes, “I OPENED THE DOOR,” and then the lights go down. And from that mysterious door to the other side, out steps Lumis. He takes off the Mercy the Buzzard mask, then rushes the ring! Miz scrambles right out as Lumis slithers along the mat! The fans cheer Lumis on while Miz tentatively returns to the ring. The bell rings, Miz wants Lumis to hold on, but Lumis swings hands! Miz bobs ‘n’ weaves, then throws a punch! Lumis just glares at Miz! Miz runs away, Lumis gives chase, and they go around the outside, then back inside! Lumis drags Miz out of the ring to ROCK him!
Miz staggers, Lumis THROWS him into barriers! The fans cheer, Lumis ROCKS Miz again, and then Lumis SMACKS Miz off the apron! Lumis pushes Miz into the ring, Miz bails out, but Lumis goes out to the apron. CANNONBALL! The fans fire up and Lumis brings Miz up. Lumis CLUBS Miz, stalks him, then puts him in the ring. Miz again asks for mercy, but then he tries a cheap kick! Lumis blocks and UPPERCUTS! Lumis scoops, Miz slips free and Miz BOOTS Lumis! Miz runs, but into a THESZ PRESS! Lumis rains down fast hands, then runs to AX HANDLE! The fans fire up and Lumis brings Miz up.
Miz breaks free to throat chop! The ref reprimands but Miz runs, only for Lumis to catch him! URENAGE! Lumis storms around, then goes looks to the corner. Lumis climbs, but wait, the Authors of Pain are here! So Lumis CANNONBALLS onto them! The fans fire up but Kross attacks!
Winner: Dexter Lumis, by disqualification
The Final Testament beats Lumis up and puts him in the ring. Miz stands, confident now that he has reinforcements. Kross says they’ve got Lumis where they want him, but Lumis looks to the sky. Seems it’s the other way around! The lights go down, and when they come up, the rest of the Wyatts are here! They brawl with Final Testament and then send them running! Nikki wants uppies, and Erik Rowan pops her up to POWERBOMB her out onto The Final Testament! Nikki is all fired up as the Wyatts stand together! Will The Final Testament be the one buried and forgotten after all is said and done?
The War Raiders regroup backstage.
Erik & Ivar are fired up after getting the better of Judgment Day, and then Priest walks in. He says what’s up, and they give him some pushes and shoves of excitement. Priest says okay, okay, settle down. But that was good, and he appreciates the save. Ivar says hey, they’ve all known each other a long time. And while they haven’t always seen eye to eye, there has always been honor here. They may not be friends, but Priest had their backs in a big way last week and they don’t forget that. They owed him, they got him. Priest respects that. If the War Raiders are at war with the Judgment Day, then he’ll go to war with them.
They all fist bump, and Erik & Ivar say they like the sound of that. Could these three finally tear down Judgment Day once and for all?
The zero symbol returns…
And now it’s joined by a pentagram? What could these clues be leading to?
The New Day barges out to ringside.
And Kofi Kingston tells Joe Tessitore & Wade Barrett on commentary that no no no no! You do not get to speak about them like that! Woods asks what is going on around here? What happened to unbiased journalism? How long has Tessitore even been with the WWE? Not that long, right? Certainly not long enough to know that his job is not to have an opinion but to tell the TRUTH like they have! But it seems in 2024, no one wants the truth! Certainly not these fans. Wade was sympathizing with E as well! Well that’s fine, because Wade and Big E have something in common. They’re not man enough to lace up their boots again and get in the ring!
The fans boo now but Kofi says speaking of getting back int he ring, allow the New Day to do that and continue to tell everyone what they were trying to tell people before. They did NOT put hands on Big E. They could have, laid him out here in the ring, stretchered out of the building again, but they didn’t! So why is everyone so upset!? The fans keep booing but Kofi says this was supposed to be a homecoming for Kofi, and for the woman he bought a plane ticket for to come all the way here to Boston from Ghana, and that is Kofi’s mom! Kofi’s mom is in the front row! Miss Elizabeth Kingston is here, but she doesn’t seem very amused.
Kofi says his mom sat in the middle seat for 20 HOURS, just to see Kofi, and the fans are ruining her experience! This is his mother! The woman who taught him how to be the man that he is today! She does not deserve to see her son get booed out of his own hometown! Woods says they gave the fans ten of the best years of their LIVES…! Kofi steps back outside to apologize to his mom for the fans. She does not deserve this. Kofi doesn’t understand why they’re doing this. Kofi wants a hug. Miss Elizabeth stands up, but she pushes Kofi! She’s upset with HIM, not the fans! Miss Elizabeth takes her coat and leaves! Kofi is confused, what’s this about?
Kofi calls after his mom but she tunes him out. Though, it might be hard to hear over the fans. Will it ever get through to the New Day that they are in the wrong?
The New Day regroups backstage.
And then they cross paths with Rey Mysterio. Woods asks if he’s gonna pile on. Rey says no, it’s not like that. Rey thought about what they said last week, being a locker room leader and all. Rey definitely could’ve handled things better, so he’ll apologize to them. Rey just has the responsibility to help everyone as much as he can. So hey, what New Day did was out of pocket, all foul. And if they want to start fixing things, they can start by apologizing. Whoa, hold up. Them? Apologize to Rey and the locker room? No, they aren’t apologizing, because they didn’t do anything wrong! This is ridiculous!
Rey is just as bad as Big E and everyone else! Why not let Woods pop that mask off again so he can hear them better. New Day did nothing wrong. Rey says okay, fine, que pasa nada. Just don’t say he didn’t try. From this point on, New Day is on their own. And oh, get used to hearing this. “New! Day SUCKS!” With that, Rey takes his leave. After hearing that, will Kofi & Woods have anything but a Merry Christmas?
Sami Zayn VS Drew McIntyre!
The Honorary Uce may have just lost to the Scottish Terminator at Saturday Night’s Main Event, but he isn’t going to give up the fight. Will Sami finally get a win over McIntyre as a Christmas miracle? Or will McIntyre ruin the holidays with a Claymore?
Raw returns and Sami makes his entrance. The bell rings and McIntyre kicks low! McIntyre fires hands, then CHOPS Sami in a corner! McIntyre ROCKS Sami, stands him up, and then CHOPS again! The fans are torn but McIntyre paces while Sami sits down. Sami rises up, and he avoids a chop to fire hands! The fans fire up as Sami CHOPS and fires more punches! The ref backs Sami off, but Sami comes back to stomp and punch! The fans rally behind “SAMI USO!” and Sami whips Mcintyre corner to corner. McIntyre reverses, Sami goes up, but McIntyre KICKS him out of the air!
McIntyre snarls and then he deadlift suplexes Sami! Sami writhes and clutches his back, but McIntyre storms over to him. McIntyre STMOPS Sami’s hands! Then he ROCKS Sami with a right! Sami goes to ropes but McIntyre CHOPS him again! The fans “WOO~!” as that chop echoes out! The fans rally for Sami but McIntyre grins. McIntyre whips but Sami KICKS him in return! Mcintyre comes back but Sami TOSSES him out! The fans fire up and Sami builds speed, but then Mcintyre moves so Sami Arabian Presses to land back inside. Sami smiles as he gets the better of McIntyre, and Raw goes to break.
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The Road to the Tokyo Dome goes through KOPW!
As 2024 nears an end, Great-O-Khan defends the KOPW Championship one more time, against a former KOPW Champion in Taichi! Who will be THE 2024 King of Pro-Wrestling?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kickoff – Chase Your Dream Match: Shoma Kato VS Hiromu Takahashi; Hiromu wins.
- Boltin Oleg VS Satoshi Kojima; Boltin wins.
- Triple Threat Tag: Jeff Cobb & Jakob Austin Young VS Ryohei Oiwa & Hartley Jackson VS Ren Narita & Yujiro Takahashi; Narita & Yujiro win.
- DOUKI & Taka Michinoku VS El Desperado & Master Wato; Desperado & Wato win.
- Fatal 4 Way: Kevin Knight VS Robbie Eagles VS Francesco Akira VS “Drilla” Dan Moloney; Eagles wins.
- Six Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Bullet Club War Dogs; LIJ wins.
- Shota Umino & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita; ZSJ & Fujita win.
- KOPW Championship Three Stages of Hell: Great-O-Khan VS Taichi; Khan wins and is the definitive 2024 KOPW Champion.
PLAY BY PLAY
After the Triple Threat Tag…
The House of Torture of course cheated to win, but they wouldn’t leave it at that! They waited until the United Empire and TMDK argued with each other to then attack them all! Yujiro Takahashi CLUBS Oiwa down while Narita shoves Cobb into big Hartley Jackson! And then Narita JAMS Cobb with the pushup bar! The fans boo but Narita JAMS Oiwa up, too! The Souled Out Son of Strong Style is so proud of himself as he holds up his NJPW World TV Championship, but wait. Christmas music starts playing? The fans clap along as surprise! Santa and his reindeer are here! Well, one reindeer. But shouldn’t the House of Torture be on the naughty list?
Santa Claus walks over, and he gets the mic. He sounds familiar as he tells, “Narita-san… You have a Christmas present waiting. Would you like it now?” Narita asks what the heck is going on. Santa steps into the ring and offers Narita the little tiny bag. Narita snatches the bag, then he and Yujiro look at it. The fans asks, “Nani nani? <What is it?>” Narita tells them to shut up. Narita gets the bag open and pulls out… Blue sunglasses! With LED lights! The fans cheer as the lights go down! “E! L! P!” EL PHANTASMO IS HERE! The Headbanga has been battling cancer, but he’s here in Korakuen Hall!
Narita is furious but ELP slides right into the ring! Narita & Yujiro run away, but the fans cheer ELP on as he stands side-by-side with Jado Claus. ELP gets the mic now, and the fans cheer him on. ELP takes a moment before saying, in Japanese, “Cancer. Cancer… I’ve beaten cancer! And I love Korakuen!” But ELP asks Jado-san how to say a certain something in Japanese. He whispers it, but then Narita & Yujiro attack! The fans boo these cowards, but then Narita says Merry Christmas! But ELP BOOTS him, ELBOWS Yujiro, then dodges Narita to SUDDEN DEATH! Jado Claus DECKS the Tokyo Pimp!
ELP again asks Jado, and Jado says on behalf of ELP, that ELP is going to wrestle tomorrow night! And… Then he’ll be at the Tokyo Dome! ELP grabs the NJPW World TV Championship! ELP looks it over, and looks to the crowd, and then to Jado, but then Jeff Cobb and Ryohei Oiwa get in the ring. Cobb asks if ELP’s good. ELP is good. Are they good? Then let’s turn it up a notch! FATAL 4 WAY for the TV Championship! Narita snatches his belt, gets out of the ring, and tells everyone to shut up! The odds just got stacked against the House of Torture, will the New Year have a NEW NJPW World TV Champion one way or another?
Shota Umino & Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita!
Ahead of battling for THE IWGP World Heavyweight Championship, The Roughneck and The Front Man bring some back up! The Ace is also preparing to fight Evil, will he and Shota bring a Once in a Century Paradigm Shift? Or will ZSJ and the Japanese Young Punk prove The Mighty Don’t Kneel?
The teams sort out and Shota starts against ZSJ. The fans cheer this WrestleKingdom preview, and Korakuen duels between “SHOTA! SHOTA!” and “ZAKU! ZAKU!” ZSJ and Shota feel things out, then knuckle lock. ZSJ clinches but Shota fights back with his own clinch. ZSJ slips around to chinbar but Shota wrenches to a wristlock. ZSJ rolls, tries another chinbar but Shota cranks the wristlock. ZSJ bridges, spins, slips around and wrangles Shota! Shota kips up to WRING the arm, but ZSJ UP KICKS! The fans cheer as the two reset. Shota and ZSJ circle, feel things out, and knuckle lock. ZSJ then stands on Shota’s hand!
ZSJ has another hand and twists the wrist! Then he has both arms for a motorcycle stretch but Shota fights up. Shota turns things around, and he fights ZSJ as ZSJ tries to turn them back. ZSJ keeps trying, and he pushes through, but Shota spins things right back around! The fans cheer while Shota digs a foot into ZSJ’s back. ZSJ flips, kips up, spins things around, but Shota spins them back! The fans cheer, and Shota spins ZSJ. ZSJ dodges the lariat, Shota blocks a kick, but ZSJ ducks the enzigiri! Shota avoids the Penalty Kick and arm-drags ZSJ, but ZSJ headscissors! Shota kips free, avoids a leg pick, and the fans cheer!
Shota dares ZSJ to go for the leg but the two reset again. They feel things out, knuckle lock, and each man breaks free of one. They back off, and Shota tags in Tanahashi. The fans cheer, ZSJ tags in Fujita, and Korakuen strongly supports President Ace. Tanahashi and Fujita circle, tie up, and Tanahashi powers Fujita back. The ref counts, Tanahashi lets off slowly, but then Fujita turns things around! Tanahashi turns things around, and repeat! The ref counts, Fujita lets off slowly, but then both men block a kick! They argue over who lets go first, and eventually agree for a mutual break. They set the feet down, but then Fujita holds on!
Fujita CHOPS Tanahashi, then whips. Tanahashi reverses but Fujita ducks ‘n’ dodges to GAMANGIRI! The fans fire up and Fujita aims from a corner. Fujita runs corner to corner but Tanahashi BOOTS him! Shota CLOBBERS Fujita, then eggs ZSJ on! ZSJ runs up, Shota blocks a kick and he sends ZSJ into Tanahashi’s ELBOW! Shota CLOBBERS ZSJ and the fans fire up. Shota pursues ZSJ to the outside and CLUBS him down! Shota clamps onto ZSJ with a chinlock but the ref reprimands. Tanahashi CHOPS Fujita, but Fujita CHOPS Tanahashi! The fans fire up as Fujita storms back up, but he blocks a boot!
Fujita DRAGON SCREWS Tanahashi’s leg! Fujita kips up, ZSJ sends Shota into railing, and Fujita stomps Tanahashi. The fans rally and Fujita brings Tanahashi up to CHOP! Fujita eggs Tanahashi on, CHOPS him again, then CHOPS again! Tanahashi flounders and ZSJ tags in. ZSJ drags Tanahashi up to UPPERCUT! Tanahashi ends up in the TMDK corner, ZSJ UPPERCUTS him again! ZSJ says, “Mada mada!” and he UPPERCUTS again! Tanahashi falls, ZSJ tags in Fujita, and Fujita brings Tanahashi up. Fujita CHOPS again, and then CHOPS again! Tanahashi is stinging and using the ropes for defense while the fans rally up.
Tanahashi storms up but Fujita CHOPS! Tanahashi CHOPS, Fujita CHOPS! Tanahashi falls and Fujita BLASTS Shota! Tag to ZSJ and he grabs a leg. Fujita also grabs one, they drag Tanahashi to center, and then they both go after arms. Then they shift, ZSJ has an arm while Fujita has a leg! Then they both have legs again! Then ZSJ has a leg and Fujita has an arm! Then back to the arms! They both isolate the arms for DOUBLE STOMPS! The fans cheer, the ref reprimands and ZSJ “apologizes” with a bow. ZSJ stands on one of Tanahashi’s legs to then twist the other! Tanahashi endures, even as ZSJ TWEAKS the ankle!
ZSJ twists the foot the other way, flips Tanahashi over, and shifts around to have a headscissor and armlock! Shota stomps ZSJ but Fujita goes after Shota! Fujita TOSSES Shota, ZSJ tags Fujita back in. Fujita stomps Tanahashi, KICKS him in the back, but Tanahashi gets mad! Fujita KICKS Tanahashi but Tanahashi fires up! Fujita KICKS and CHOPS, but Tanahashi fires forearm after forearm! Fujita CHOPS again! Tanahashi grits his teeth but Fujita CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! SHOTEI! Fujita falls but so does Tanahashi! The fans rally up while both men crawl, hot tag to Shota! Shota rallies on Fujita with big forearms and elbows!
Shota whips, Fujita reverses, but Shota dropkicks the legs out! ZSJ runs up and RAMS Shota! Then ZSJ runs, but into Shota’s DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Shota goes to Fujita. Shota whips corner to corner, runs up, and UPPERCUTS! Shota reels Fujita in, FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but Shota doesn’t mind. Shota clinches but Fujita fights the suplex with elbows. Shota runs up, but Fujita wrenches, waistlocks, but Shota ELBOWS free! Shota whips, Fujita reverses and DROPKICKS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Fujita crawls, hot tag to ZSJ!
ZSJ runs up to BOOT Shota! Shota stays up so ZSJ runs to BOOT him again! And BOOT him again! Shota roars and ROCKS ZSJ! Shota runs to ROCK ZSJ again! ZSJ UPPERCUTS, Shota eggs him on, repeat! Shota UPPERCUTS and ZSJ roars! ZSJ UPPER- NO, Shota hooks the arm, but ZSJ wrenches out of the backslide to PELE the arm! Then ZSJ basement DROPKICKS Shota! The fans fire up while Shota clutches a leg and an arm. ZSJ kicks him around, scuffs him and taunts him. The fans rally, the ref checks Shota, but Shota is okay to continue. ZSJ stands Shota up to UPPERCUT! And UPPERCUT!
Shota clinches to EXPLODER! Both men are down and the fans rally again! Shota crawls, hot tag to Tanahashi! Fujita runs up, but Tanahashi blocks a kick to DRAGON SCREW! Payback for earlier! Tanahashi runs up at ZSJ in a corner, blocks a boot, and DRAGON SCREWS! Tanahashi put some stank on that one! Then he goes up the corner for a SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! ZSJ stays in this but the fans continue to rally! “GO ACE! GO ACE!” echoes out as Tanahashi runs, but ZSJ catches him into a COBRA TWIST! Tanahashi endures, then throws elbows into ZSJ’s leg. Tanahashi gets free to DRAGON SCREW again!
ZSJ writhes, Tanahashi ties the legs up, but ZSJ kicks at him! Tanahashi blocks a kick to GROUND DRAGON SCREW! And now, TEXAS CLOVER- NO, ZSJ fights the turnover and reels Tanahashi into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Tanahashi endures and the fans rally up, but Shota gets in! Shota stomps away on ZSJ, but then Fujita MISSILE DROPKICKS Shota! Fujita brings Tanahashi up but Tanahashi SHOTEIS him down! ZSJ is after Tanahashi but he avoids the shotei! ZSJ SLAPS Tanahashi, then PENALTY KICKS! Cover, TWO!! Tanahashi survives but ZSJ gives him a NECK TWIST! The fans fire up as ZSJ stand Tanahashi up.
ZSJ scoops but Tanahashi fights that, to a TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! The fans fire up but Tanahashi isn’t done! TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tanahashi stands ZSJ up again, but ZSJ scoops to ZACK DRIVER!! Cover, ZSJ & Fujita win!
Winners: Zack Sabre Jr. & Kosei Fujita, by pinfall
Shota can’t believe The Ace fell, but this is why ZSJ is the IWGP World Heavyweight Champion! Will ZSJ do this all to Shota when they’re 1v1 in the Tokyo Dome? Or will Shota prove he’s mightier than The Mighty?
KOPW Championship Three Stages of Hell: Great-O-Khan VS Taichi!
The Dominator has, well, dominated as KOPW Champion for a long stretch of 2024, but the Holy Emperor did close out 2023 with this title. Granted, Taichi says that win, lose or draw, this is his final KOPW Championship match. As such, tonight’s stipulation is a sort of “Best Of” compilation as we go Best 2 Out of 3. Part one: a no ropes Sumo Rules match! Part two: Yoshinobu Kanemaru as special guest referee? Well, he would be a neutral party… And part three, if needed, will be a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH! Will Taichi “retire” from this truly freestyle division standing tall? Or will Khan truly conquer KOPW for the United Empire?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, but Taichi also brings back the trophy for the occasion, and it’s time to end the year in style!
Sumo Rules!
Both men finish preparations with weight belts and some stretching. They square up, the ref says go and they RAM into each other! The fans rally as both men go for those weight belts to use as leverage. They go around, get very close to the ring edge, but then Khan moves things away. Khan THROWS Taichi, but Taichi stays on the ring so the sumo match continues. They reset and go again! Taichi pushes Khan back with both hands, but Khan digs in his heels! They clinch, go around, and Taichi goes for the edge! Khan pulls on Taichi’s leg to get around, but Taichi uses that to steer Khan to another edge! But Khan hits a fireman’s carry takeover!
Khan drags Taichi up but Taichi fights off the throw! They clinch and fight for control again. They each try to lift with the belt! Khan has Taichi near the edge, but then Taichi has Khan near the edge! Khan is teetering and the fans fire up! Taichi THROWS Khan to the floor, Taichi wins the fall!
Khan: 0; Taichi: 1
Special Guest Referee!
The fans are thunderous as Taichi takes the Sumo Rules fall, but now we go to a much more complicated situation. The ropes have to be put back up, sure, but now the Heel Master of all people is going to be the referee! The time it takes to set up the ropes is a reprieve for both sides, especially Khan as he has to catch his breath and refocus. Once the ropes are up, both men wait in the ring. All that is left is the buckle pads, and of course, Kanemaru himself. Kanemaru gets a proper introduction and entrance before he goes to the ring, and wow, he’s even wearing an official NJPW referee shirt with the lion mark on it.
Referee Kanemaru does his check and he even tells Taka Michinoku to watch himself. Kanemaru does a far less thorough check of Khan than Taichi! Did the Empire pay Kanemaru off?! Kanemaru has Taichi cool off, then whispers something to Khan! The bell rings, the fans rally for Khan, and Khan circles with Taichi. They tie up, Taichi powers Khan to ropes, and Kanemaru calls for a ropebreak. Then he has a fast count! Taichi lets off before 4 and argues with Kanemaru! Kanemaru says that’s his count, deal with it. Khan and Taichi reset, tie up, and Khan puts Taichi on ropes. Kanemaru pays more attention to Taka than Taichi!
The fans can’t help but laugh as Kanemaru finally does count, and now it’s really slow! Taichi protests, but Khan pulls Taichi’s arms. Then he CHOPS Taichi and stops at “3!” Khan then goes after Taichi, wrenches and wristlocks, and Kanemaru is asking if Taichi gives up!? Taichi tells him to shut up, but Khan kicks and CLUBS Taichi. Khan whips, Taichi BOOTS Khan down, then covers! Kanemaru strolls over to count! And it’s so slow! “TWO” and the fans cheer. Taichi is upset, but Khan rolls Taichi up! SO FAST!! TWO!! Taichi is getting pissed but Kanemaru backs away. Taichi stomps Khan, and Kanemaru’s untying a buckle pad?!
Taichi stomps Khan around, Khan leaves the pad there loosely, and Taichi whips. Khan reverses, and SURPRISE! bare buckles! Taka protests but Kanemaru SMACKS him with the pad! Khan plays dumb, and then he stands on Taichi’s lower back. Taichi has the ropes, but Kanemaru kicks the arm away! Khan has Taichi’s other arm, Taichi keeps grabbing for ropes but Kanemaru keeps kicking the hand away! Khan drags Taichi up, brings him around, and ROCKS him in the back! Taichi goes to a corner, Khan Mongolian Chops him on the back! And Mongolian Chops again! And Mongolian Chops again! Kanemaru doesn’t bother counting at all!
Taka protests, Kanemaru warns him, but then Khan hops up to sit on his throne! The fans cheer while Taichi endures, and only now does Kanemaru count! Khan asks hold on, hold on, so Kanemaru stops counting! Khan hops down, and then he puts Kanemaru up on the throne! Khan gets the fans to join in on the “Ohh…! HMPH!” Kanemaru isn’t into it so he hops down. Khan apologizes to Kanemaru, then he kicks Taichi around. Taichi gets up to fire hands! Khan kicks low, whips, but Taichi reverses to wrench and HOOK KICK! The fans fire up while both men are down. Taichi stands, and he drags Khan up into SEITEI JUJIHOU!
Kanemaru might be stuck, he can’t ignore Khan tapping. But then Kanemaru drags Khan over to the ropes! Taichi is frustrated with Kanemaru but Kanemaru says that’s a ropebreak. Taichi storms up on Kanemaru, but then Khan waistlocks! Ripcord and SAYANAGI! Both men are down again and the fans rally up! Taichi goes to a corner, Khan runs in, but Taichi dodges! GAMANGIRI! The fans fire up and Taichi snarls. Taichi TAKES OFF THE PANTS! The pants were a bit stubborn, but still. But then Kanemaru “checks” Khan just to stay between him and Taichi! Taichi says move or else! Kanemaru says he’s the ref!
Kanemaru kicks Taichi, CLAWS Taichi’s eyes, then traps his arms! Khan gets up to IRON RIGHT!! Kanemaru “scolds” Khan, then “checks” Taichi. Khan rests in a corner and Kanemaru drags Taichi up for him. Taichi CHOKES Kanemaru! Kanemaru kicks low! Kanemaru whips Taichi into a corner, ELBOWS him, then Khan LARIATS! Khan snapmares and covers, Kanemaru wants more first! Khan sits Taichi up for a BASEMENT DROPKICK! Now cover, TWO!! Taichi survives so Kanemaru hurries to get his whiskey! Khan takes a swig, and Kanemaru sets Taichi up! WHISKEY MIST into Kanemaru! Taichi hits the GEDO CLUTCH, but Kanemaru really can’t count now!
Taichi lets off of Khan since there was no count to be had. Taichi drags Kanemaru up, but Khan WHISKEY BOTTLE SHOTS Taichi! IRON CLAW!! Kanemaru calls for the bell? He just hands the win to Khan without counting, so now we’re all tied up!
Khan: 1; Taichi: 1
Kanemaru has fulfilled the contract, Khan gives him the envelope of money. Khan even makes sure we all see how many thousands that is! Kanemaru heads out, is he going to party hard for the holidays? But that aside, it is time for the final fall!
Last Man Standing!
Taichi gets the mic first, and tells Khan that if that’s how Khan wants to do it, then Taichi will get down and dirty with Khan! No lumberjacks, no special guests, just the straight up ten count, and it can happen anywhere in Korakuen Hall! Khan says bet! The announcement is made for the official rule change, and now we have the final fall! Khan rushes Taichi on the outside, then whips him into railing! And we’re already going into the crowd! Khan throws Taicihi at English commentary, but big Hartley is a solid wall for Chris. Khan then drags Taichi up into the bleachers, and the fans clear out of the way!
Khan CHOKES Taichi with a chair, then lets off to clear chairs out of the way. The Young Lions try to help but Khan gets mad at them and pushes them aside. Khan drags Taichi up, knees him low, and then reels him in! But Taichi fights the sayanagi! Taichi SHOVES Khan, Khan falls to the floor but gets up, only for Taichi to CROSSBODY! Down goes Khan and Red Shoes hurries over. Both men are down but Taichi sits up. The count starts and Khan is still down at 5 of 10! Khan hurries to get up, and Taichi stomps him down! Taichi drags Khan back up into the bleachers, but we go the other way.
Taicih KICKS Khan down, Young Lions keep the fans back again, and Taichi drags Khan along. They keep moving through the crowd, and Taichi shoves Khan into chairs! Khan sputters but Taichi drags him up again. Taichi KNEES Khan, then drags him up. They go back down to floor level, and then Taichi aims at chairs! Taichi whips but Khan reverses and he BOWLS Taichi into chairs! Not quite a strike but he got a good number of those chairs! Khan pops the railing loose from the special corner piece, and he brings that corner piece over! Khan SMACKS Taichi with the steel! Taichi staggers away but he sits in a chair.
Khan starts folding chairs to stack them on the floor. Khan then uses one chair as a leash to drag Taichi over! Khan CLUBS Taichi, adds that one chair to the pile, and then snap suplexes Taichi onto the chairs! Taichi writhes but Khan rises up. Khan roars and the fans fire up! The count begins again but Taichi slowly sits up at 4. Taichi rises up, and he stands at 8! Khan brings Taichi around in a headlock, and they go to the orange bleachers! Khan uses the gate to smother Taichi, then they go up to the higher level! The fans fire up but then fans have to move! Khan KNEES and CLUBS Taichi, then whips Taichi at the exit door!
Taichi tumbles into the hallway! Khan drags Taichi back into the arena and uses the HITSUJIGOROSHI against the chairs! Taichi endures as Khan chokes him, then Khan lets him go! Red Shoes checks on Taichi, Taka coaches him, but the count begins. Khan sits in a chair to relax while he waits. Taichi sits up at 7, and stands at 9! Khan storms up on Taichi to CLUB him on the back! Khan headlocks Taichi, brings him to the other section, and he gets up close to the fans for photo ops. Khan then whips, but Taichi reverses, and Khan is sent into the wall! Taichi leaves Khan behind while the count begins again.
Khan sits up so Taichi KICKS him back down! Taichi drags Khan up, KICKS him again, and Khan falls to his knees. Taichi drags Khan up by his ponytail, and he goes close to the stairs that lead to the back! Khan fights the suplex, and for his life, but then he turns things around! Taichi fights the suplex, throws hands, and then DDTS Khan to the floor! Red Shoes checks both men, then starts the count. Taichi shakes out his arms and sits up at 4. Taichi stands at 6 but Khan is still down at 8! Khan drags himself up at 9! Taichi CLUBS Khan down, then brings him back up. Taichi brings Khan back to ground level, then snapmares him hard for a KICK!
Khan is in agony but Taichi drags him back up. But Khan RAMS Taichi into the railing! Taichi sputters while also sitting in a chair. Khan staggers away to ringside, and he goes looking under the ring. Khan brings out a trolly cart? Khan JAMS Taichi up using his own mic stand, then leaves him behind. Khan brings out a TABLE! Fans rally up as Khan puts the table on the trolly, then he staggers over to Taichi. Khan CLUBS Taichi down, then SHOVES him onto the table trolly combo. Khan has fans clear out, and then he SNOW PLOWS the chairs with Taichi on the cart!! The fans fire up as Khan stands over Taichi.
Khan drags Taichi up, and he brings the table along, too. Khan kicks chairs out of the way as he returns to the upper deck! Khan SMACKS Taichi off the edge, then he clears out space. Khan sets the table up, then he goes up to fetch Taichi. Khan JAMS Taichi up with a chair, then SMACKS him! Taichi writhes, fans rally, and Khan drags Taichi up. Khan vows to end this! IRON CLAW, and ELIMI- NO! Taichi fights Khan off! Taichi stumbles away through the crowd, but then grabs himself a chair. Taichi runs up to JAM Khan right in the face! Taichi then steals Khan’s idea to choke grip and CHOKE SLAM down through the table!!!
Khan writhes and the fans go nuts! Taichi hobbles around while Red Shoes counts Khan. Khan is still down at 5! Still down at 7! 9! KHAN GRABS RED SHOES’S HAND!! Khan survives, and though he has a couple bloody cuts on his back, he crawls his way to the ring. Taichi eggs Khan on and the fans are thunderous! Khan drags himself into the ring, Taichi runs, AX BOMBER!! The fans fire up and the count returns! Khan is still down at 5, stirs at 6, sits up at 7, and he rises at 8! So Taichi just runs up to AX BOMBER!! Khan drops to his knees, flops over, but he’s already pushing himself back up! Taichi runs again, AX BOMBER!!
Khan staggers around but he stays on his feet! Taichi says fine, AX- SAYANAGI!! Khan turns things around, and he AX BOMBERS in return!! Both men are down and the fans rally as hard as they can! The count is on both men, and Khan crawls for ropes at 5! Taichi slowly sits up at 6, and both men go to corners at 7! Red Shoes waits on them to rise up, and then Taichi fires up! Taichi runs up, DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Neither man falls, so Taichi BOOTS! Khan BOOTS back! Taichi URAKENS! Khan MONGOLIAN CHOPS! Taichi SOBATS! Khan BODY BLOWS! Both men drop to knees, but they also grab at each other.
The fans rally as Khan and Taichi slowly rise. They are forehead to forehead, and then Taichi AX BOMBERS! Khan drops to his knees, Taichi BUZZSAWS, but Khan blocks it! Khan ROCKS Taichi with a right! And then Khan reels Taichi in, but Taichi Alabama Lifts! BLACK- NO, Khan fights into a GUILLOTINE! Taichi is stuck in the body scissors!! Taichi flails, even taps out, but that’s not how Last Man Standing works! Khan squeezes tighter and tighter, Taichi fades, and Red Shoes checks! Khan lets Taichi go and the count begins! Khan rises at 6, and Taichi is somehow up at 9!! So Khan clamps on an IRON CLAW!
Khan lifts Taichi, but Taichi slips free! Taichi shoves Khan and ROCKS him! DANGEROUS SAIDO!! But Khan is staggering to his feet?! Khan goes to a corner, flounders along ropes, but he isn’t down yet! The fans rally hard while both men fight to their feet! SUPERMAN PUNCH from Khan! PELE from Taichi! Both men are down again! Red Shoes starts the count on them both, and the fans rally even harder! Taichi is up at 7! Khan grabs Red Shoes at 9 again!! Taichi roars, Korakuen is with him, and he powers up! TENSHI JUJI- NO!! Khan blocks, and he hooks Taichi! Taichi CLUBS away on Khan, but Khan still lifts! ULTIMATE ELIMINATOR!!
Both men are down again and the fans rally as hard as they can! The count is on both men, and they’re both down at 5! At 7! 9! Khan pushes up, but he FLOPS back down!! DOUBLE TEN! IT’S A DRAW!! What does that mean for the belt!? Red Shoes goes out to talk with Abe-san, and then the announcement is made. In the end, with it being 1-1-1, a true draw, it all goes to KHAN!
Winner: Great-O-Khan, by pinfall (DEFINITIVE 2024 KOPW Champion)
Khan flips Taichi off, one last insult added on top. Khan is given the belt back, but Taichi grabs his trophy. Taichi steps up to Khan, and gives him the trophy, saying it is rightfully his now. Taichi shows Khan that respect, and Khan returns it with a handshake. Khan “retires” Taichi from KOPW, what will the Holy Emperor look to do in 2025?
As for Khan, he grabs the mic, and he asks Taichi to wait a moment. “You served this title for three years. We will honor your glory!” The fans applaud that, and Khan asks the previous champion to come closer. No, closer. The fans cheer Taichi on as he steps closer to ringside. Khan says Taichi served this title well, so here is his reward. Khan is giving the trophy back? Taichi says no, he gave that to Khan out of respect. Khan says to Taichi and to everyone to listen well. “We are the last KOPW Champion!” Everyone is a bit surprised to hear that.
Khan says, “As an alternative, on January 4th in the Tokyo Dome… as THE last KOPW Champion, We demand that the January 4th match determine the next IWGP World Heavyweight Championship challenger!” The fans are really intrigued by that idea! Khan throws down the belt, and Chris makes sure English speakers understand what Khan is suggesting. The New Japan Ranbo determining a #1 contender? Khan says that these are the words of the final KOPW Champion, The Great-O-Khan! “HAIL US, PEASANTS!” A New Year, a new era? Will Khan’s revolution bring glory to the United Empire?
My Thoughts:
A very good night for Road to Tokyo Dome, though I did skip a lot just because I didn’t have a lot of time today. But luckily I was skimming through, or I would’ve missed ELP’s great return. Congratulations on him beating cancer, and I like that they’re adding him to the NJPW World Television Championship match. It makes sense given ELP’s beef with the House of Torture, and honestly, why not just have ELP win? Not even so much for getting over cancer (though kind of that, too) but because fans love ELP and it’d help him solidify his singles run with Hikuleo long gone for WWE.
Really good stuff in the other tune-up matches, such as #DespeWado winning and the chaotic end to the Fatal 4 Way. Eagles won to help him and Fujita have momentum, but there is still more to the Road to Tokyo Dome first. Honestly that tag Fatal 4 could really go any which way they want so I’m not sure how the go-home math would even work. And Gedo of course took the loss against LIJ. Yota Tsuji is aiming for David Finlay and the IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship, but who knows how things go before we get to WrestleKingdom.
Very good tag match from Shota & Tanahashi VS ZSJ & Fujita, and it was technically a surprise for Tanahashi to take the loss. This works on many levels, as Tanahashi should be figuratively on the ropes going into his match with Evil, and this gives Fujita equal momentum alongside Eagles. And then great main event, Khan and Taichi really went the distance with this one. And it all makes sense after Khan reveals this is the end of the KOPW Division. Khan wants to make the New Japan Ranbo to basically be the Royal Rumble and that is pretty cool. I think they could keep the belt to represent that contender’s status the same as the G1 Climax having a briefcase, because that KOPW belt actually looks pretty nice.
My Score: 8.8/10
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