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Mitchell’s ROH Results & Report! (12/7/23)
Time to qualify!

Who else will have their Final Battle?
The ROH World TV Championship Survival of the Fittest match still needs participants! That THREE qualifiers in one night! Who punches their tickets to Texas?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Billie Starkz VS Dani Mo; Billie wins.
- Dalton Castle w/ The Boys VS Johnny TV; Castle wins.
- Rachael Ellering w/ Leyla Hirsch & Maria Kanellis-Bennett VS Nikki Victory; Rachael wins.
- The Workhorsemen VS The Infantry; The Workhorsemen win.
- The Renegade Sisters VS Lady Frost & Trish Adora; Frost & Adora win.
- ROH World TV Championship Survivor of the Fittest Qualifier: Josh Wood VS Lee Johnson; Johnson wins and advances to Final Battle.
- The Righteous VS The Outrunners; The Righteous win.
- ROH World TV Championship Survivor of the Fittest Qualifier: Lee Moriarty VS Tracy Williams; Moriarty wins and advances to Final Battle.
- The Butcher & The Blade VS “The Boys,” Brandon & Brent Tate; Butcher & Blade win.
- Angelico w/ Serpentico VS Christopher Daniels; Angelico wins.
- ROH World TV Championship Survivor of the Fittest Qualifier: Kyle Fletcher VS Gravity; Fletcher wins and advances to Final Battle.
PLAY BY PLAY
Billie Starkz VS Dani Mo!
After all the gaslighting, emotional abuse and disrespect, this minion had had enough! She threw The Fallen Goddess down then challenged her for the title! Will Billie be more than ready for her Final Battle?
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings and the fans rally up. Billie and Dani circle, then they tie up and go around. Fans rally as Billie powers Dani back, but Dani powers Billie to another corner. Dani lets off with a pie face, but Billie runs up. Dani dodges and flexes, but Billie HEEL KICKS her down! Billie mocks Dani, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! Dani flounders around, but Billie GERMAN SUPLEXES again! Billie snarls, goes up the corner, and SWANTON BOMBS! Cover, Billie wins!
Winner: Billie Starkz, by pinfall
Fast and furious, Billie is running full speed towards the Fallen Goddess! But speaking of, Athena BLINDSIDES Billie! Fans boo as the ROH Women’s World Champion TOSSES Billie out, then cheers herself on. Athena goes out, CLUBS Billie down, and shouts “You think this is a game?!” Athena whips, but Billie reverses and Athena hits railing! Billie reels Athena in to snap suplex to the floor! Refs and security rush out to stop this but she tells them to back off! Athena rises, runs in and SHOTGUNS Billie down! Athena tells security to back off, then she DECKS one! And CHOPS the other! Athena snap suplexes Billie into the POST!
Billie writhes and Athena says this is HER show! “YOU THINK THIS IS A GAME!?” The refs and more security finally back Athena down, but then she DECKS the guards! But Billie SPEARS Athena!! Refs and security separate them again, but fans want ot “LET THEM FIGHT!” Athena gest loose, and she CLOBBERS Billie! But Billie rises and throws hands! She DECKS a guard and then CLOBBERS Athean! Bilile hits refs, hits security, but so does Athena! Athena gets Billie for a POP-UP POWERBOMB to the floor! Athena puts Billie in the ring, has the belt set in place, and she tucks Billie’s arms! Athena is gonna use Billie’s own move! STAR TEN ONTO THE BELT!!
Athena then holds up the belt over Billie and shouts “This is MY show!!” Then she threatens to lash everyone with her normal belt! Athena is the doctor and Billie is her monster, will they destroy each other to finally settle this?
Wheeler Yuta & Bryan Danielson speak.
The Decoder says, “Final Battle is fast approaching. December 15th in Garland, Texas, and the Blackpool Combat Club is looking for a fight.” The American Dragon says that’s right. And listen real close because he can’t speak too loudly right now. Final Battle means so much to Bryan and his career. In fact, it’ll be 20 years this month, Final Battle 2003, the first and only time Bryan ever wrestled Jay Briscoe. Last year, Final Battle 2022 was Jay Briscoe’s last match ever. The greatest Dog Collar Match in wrestling history! So Bryan wants to make a challenge in honor of Jay Briscoe, a man we all loved. Bryan wants BCC VS FTR & Mark Briscoe. BCC will bring the fight just like Jay would’ve wanted. What will the Top Guys & Sussex County Chicken have to say to this Six Man Tag challenge?
Dalton Castle w/ The Boys VS Johnny TV!
The Peacock is in Final Battle’s ROH World TV Championship Survivor of the Fittest Match, because he wants to prove he is the star of ROH TV! But in steps the man of many names who claims he himself is the face of wrestling television! Will Johnny prove he is worthy of his own title opportunities? Or will he be more like a major side character in Castle’s story?
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and fans rally for Castle. Castle and Johnny circle, then Johnny JABS Castle! Castle tumbles out of the ring, The Boys fan him off, and Castle keeps his cool, if only barely. Castle then gets fired up and storms in. He and Johnny tie up, Castle puts Johnny in the corner, and the ref counts. Johnny sucker punches Castle, then CARTWHEEL LARIATS! And then STANDING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, TWO! Castle bails out and the Boys fan him again. Castle storms around again, the fans rally behind him, and the ring count climbs. The fans get louder and Castle is feeling it! Castle runs around, the fans get even rowdier, and Castle gets in to waistlock!
Johnny bucks the O’Conner, but Castle spins him and LARIATS, KNEES and BASEMENT DDTS! Cover, TWO! Castle clamps onto Johnny with a waistlock and rolls him around. Fans rally, Johnny fights up, but Castle sends him into the corner! Castle ROCKS Johnny, the Boys fan as hard as they can, and Castle KNEES Johnny down! The fans fire up and Castle whips Johnny corner to corner. Johnny reverses, runs in, but Castle goes up and out! Castle ducks a lariat, but Johnny blocks Castle’s to throw him down on the apron! And then Johnny sits on the apron, to still SOMERSAULT SENTON! Johnny drags Castle up, puts him in the ring, and he pushes Castle to a cover. TWO, and fans rally up again.
Johnny cravats Castle for a neck wrench but Castle endures. The fans rally behind Castle, Castle fights up and throws hands. Castle runs, but Johnny kicks low! Johnny TOSSES Castle out but The Boys are there to help Castle back in! Johnny storms out to scare The Boys off, then goes back to Castle. Johnny kicks, TOSSES Castle out again, but The Boys hurry to get Castle back in. Johnny is annoyed but the fans rally behind The Boys. The Boys back off, Johnny storms up and he counters Castle’s elbow, but Castle sweeps the arm on the Eddy Gordo Kick! Johnny falls to the floor, Castle goes out after him, and RAMS him into steel steps!
Fans fire up, Castle drags Johnny up, and Castle puts him in the ring. Castle storms in, shoots around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Johnny staggers up, Castle gets around, to T-BONE SUPLEX! Fans fire up and Castle wants us to look into his eyes and see his soul! Johnny bails out, wants a timeout, but no such thing! Castle storms out, Johnny RAMS him into the apron! Johnny then slides in, builds speed, and Johnny FLIES but the Boys move Castle! Castle then BOOTS Johnny down! “I’m ALIVE!” Castle hugs his Boys and fans cheer! Castle drags Johnny up, puts him in, and Johnny staggers around. Castle blocks the lariat to BACK ELBOW, then he runs in to JUMP KNEE!
Castle keeps going, spinning clothesline! Whip and Alabama Lift! But wait, TAYA VALKYRIE is here?! Mrs. Nitro Mundo TV is here, and she sees The boys in her way. So La Wera Loca SPEARS them both! Johnny sunset flips to a cover, ONE!! But the SHINING WIZARD hits! Johnny drags Castle to a drop zone, goes to the corner, STARSHIP- NO, Castle moves and only Johnny feels the pain! But then Taya is there to stare Castle down! Castle is upset she touched his Boys, he tells her to get her face out of his face! Taya dares him to try something, and Castle storms back into the ring. Johnny runs up, FLYING CHUCK!! Taya says finish it!
But then here comes Kiera Hogan! Kiera TRIPS Taya! And Castle gets Johnny up, BANGARANG!! Cover, Castle wins!!
Winner: Dalton Castle, by pinfall
Just as it looked like Johnny was gonna steal the spotlight, the Hottest Flame countered Taya and Castle takes the win! The Peacock might very well be the best thing on ROH TV, will he fight all the way to being THE ROH World TV Champion?
Rachael Ellering w/ Leyla Hirsch & Maria Kanellis-Bennett VS Nikki Victory!
The Queen of Strong Smile and the First Lady of Wrestling were there for LEGIT Leyla, so now Leyla and Maria are going to be there for Rachael. Will this trio continue their success? Or will tonight be Nikki’s victory instead?
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two circle. They tie up, go around, and Rachael wrenches to wristlock. Nikki slips through to wrench and wristlock back, but Rachael m oves around. Rachael spins, slips in and wrenches Nikki to wrangle her. Maria applauds, but Nikki fights up. Rachael blocks the arm-drag, headlocks, but Nikki powers out, only for Rachael to run her over! Rachael runs, but then stops to turn dropdown into gut wrench! Nikki flails but Rachael carries her around. Then a standing GUT WRENCH SUPLEX sends Nikki flying! Maria says that is so good, and applauds again.
Rachael runs in at the corner, and she clotheslines Nikki! Rachael keeps going, and she UPPERCUTS Nikki down! Cover, TWO! Nikki survives but Rachael keeps cool. Maria coaches Rachael on, Rachael sighs, but then Nikki throws body shots and forearms! Rachael CLOBBERS Nikki, then CHOPS her down! Maria says Rachael’s so strong! Is Maria pouring it on a little thick? Rachael CHOPS Nikki down again, drags her up again, and CHOPS her down again! Fans cheer, Rachael drags Nikki up and fireman’s carries. But Nikki kicks and flails and shoves! Did Maria just trip Rachael up!?
Fans boo and Maria plays innocent, claiming she was just looking at the tron. But Nikki rolls Rachael up in the distraction! TWO, but Nikki STUNNERS! Rachael wobbles, Nikki runs in, but into the BOSS WOMAN SLAM! Cover, Rachael wins!
Winner: Rachael Ellering, by pinfall
Maria applauds for Rachael, still plays dumb about that trip, but Leyla is caught between the two. Is Maria going to ruin the budding friendship for her own gain? Or can Rachael get Leyla to see the truth before it’s too late?
Backstage interview with Athena.
Lexi Nair is with The Fallen Goddess, who is rather pleased with herself. Lexi asks what that was out there, and Athena asks what Lexi means by that. Billie betrayed them! She betrayed MIT, and all the minions out there! Bestie, admit that you liked it. She LOVED it, didn’t she? Y-Yes… And then the good news keeps pouring in! Because Athena just heard from Tony Khan that the ROH Women’s World Championship match will now main event Final Battle! And Athena didn’t forget Lexi! Valedictorian at MIT, Bestie to ALL Minions and Overlord! And Lexi will be the special guest ring announcer! How’s she feel? Oh, good… HELL YEAH! Let’s celebrate! T G I FRIDAYS, BAYBEE~! Athena is in a good mood now, but will that all be ruined in a week?
Backstage interview with Maria & Leyla.Â
Lexi starts with introductions but then Rachael barges in and asks what the hell, Maria. Don’t play dumb! Maria tripped Rachael up! Maria continues to play dumb, Leyla believes Maria simply tripped the wrong person. She’s giving Maria the benefit of the doubt. Maria appreciates that, and says Rachael should try it, too. Leyla knows through this she’s been the hot head and all, but she sees that Rachael has Leyla’s back. Leyla gives Rachael her word she will have her back. They fist bump, will these two be a LEGIT duo?
ROH World TV Championship Survivor of the Fittest Qualifier: Josh Wood VS Lee Johnson!
The Technical Beast and Big Shotty want to go to Final Battle to battle over gold, so they have to go through each other to get there! Will Woods have the goods to go for a new belt? Or will this finally be Lee’s time?
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two circle. They tie up, Woods knuckle locks then goes for a leg. Lee gets around to a waistlock but Woods pushes up and slips around to a facelock. Lee goes for a leg, but Woods puts Lee on ropes. The ref counts, Woods lets off and Lee resets. Lee and Woods feel things out, knuckle lock, and Woods shoots in to half nelson, spin and carvat. Fans cheer the technical exchange, and Lee spins through to headlock. Woods powers up and out then runs Lee over! Lee gets up, but Woods headlocks for a takeover. Lee headscissors, Woods kicks but can’t get free.
Woods kips free the next time, Lee headlocks but Woods stops the takeover! Woods back suplexes but Lee lands out and shoves, to then hurdle, drop and DROPKICK! Woods goes down and fans fire up! Woods staggers up, into an arm-drag! Lee grinds the arm and fans rally up again. Woods moves around, stands back up and he puts Lee on ropes. Woods then arm-drags free, to then hip toss Lee OUT of the ring! Fans boo but Woods storms out and tells the balding man to shut up. Woods stands Lee up but Lee throws hands! Woods knees low, brings Lee around, and scoops. Woods SWINGS Lee into railing! Lee writhes but Woods just grins.
Woods mocks the fans booing him, then he puts Lee in the ring. Woods stalks Lee, drags him up, and ROCKS him! Woods whips and kitchen sink knees Lee down! Cover, ONE!! Lee hangs tough and fans rally up. Woods snarls and stalks Lee to a corner. Woods brings Lee up, but Lee throws body shots! And a CHOP! Woods CHOPS back! Woods whips Lee back into the corner, but Lee ELBOWS him! And BOOTS him! Lee dodges, runs, and LARIATS! And another! Fans fire up as Lee then blocks a lariat, ELBOWS Woods and hits a NECKBREAKER! Lee kips up and fans fire up with him! Lee whips, Woods reverses, but Lee stops himself to ELBOW Woods again.
Lee goes up, QUEBRADA to EYE OF THE HURRICANE! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up as Lee punches some fire into himself. Woods rises, Lee runs in, and Lee CHOPS! Lee whips, runs in, and CHOPS again! Lee whips and runs in again, but Woods BOOTS him! And ROCKS him! Woods goes up the corner, but Lee GAMANGIRIS! Woods wobbles, Lee climbs, and Lee brings Woods up. Woods throws body shots to fight the suplex, to SUPER ANARCHY SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and Woods is furious! Woods calls his shot, waistlocks, but Lee goes to the corner! O’Conner Roll, but Lee Victory Rolls! TWO! SUPERKICK!
Lee reels Woods in, fireman’s carries, but Woods fights free! Woods kicks low then KNEES hard! Gut wrench and deadlift for a POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and Woods is furious again! Fans rally behind “SHOTTY! SHOTTY!” but Woods aims from a corner. Lee goes to the other corner, Woods runs in, but Lee dodges! Woods’ knee hits buckles! Lee SUPERKICKS Woods down! Fans fire up and Lee climbs! Lee aims, for the FROG SPLASH!! Cover, LEE WINS!!!
Winner: Lee Johnson, by pinfall (advances to Final Battle)
A big win for Big Shotty, perhaps his biggest yet! Is Final Battle going to be Lee’s biggest and best win yet?
ROH World TV Championship Survivor of the Fittest Qualifier: Lee Moriarty VS Tracy Williams!Â
#TAIGASTYLE and #HOTSAUCE are like two sides of the same coin. They’re both gritty grapplers and savage strikers, but only the better man moves on to the title match. Who will grab up their ticket to Final Battle?
The Code of Honor is upheld, the bell rings, and the two circle. Fans rally behind “LEE! LEE! LEE!” as he and Tracy tie up. Lee wrenches, hammerlocks, but Tracy headlocks. Lee pops out the back, Tracy switches, but Lee switches back. Tracy pries the hold, wrenches to a hammerlock then goes for the crossface! Lee switches out to clamp onto Tracy’s arm. Tracy turns that around to clamp onto Lee’s arm, but Lee whips him away. Tracy rolls over the dropdown, then ducks ‘n’ dodges lariats, to then catch Lee’s hurdle to a roll-up! TWO, Lee slips around to BORDER- NO, Tracy turns stretch into cradle, TWO! Fans cheer the technical exchange and the two reset.
They tie up, then Tracy CHOPS! Lee CHOPS, but Tracy CHOPS back! Lee CHOPS, Tracy CHOPS, and fans fire up with Lee! Lee CHOPS, but Tracy withstands it to then knuckle lock and CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! Tracy fires forearms in the corner, the ref counts, and Lee shoves Tracy away. Lee ELBOWS Tracy, goes to buckle bump, but Tracy blocks. Lee KICKS Tracy’s arms, then BOOTS him down! Lee stomps Tracy, drags him up and throws knees. Then SNAP HALF HATCH! Bridging cover, TWO! Lee shows off by keeping his bridge up. Lee then aims to stomp Tracy, and he top wristlocks to stretch that shoulder. Tracy fights up, spins through and throws body shots.
Lee shoves Tracy, BOOTS him, then sweeps the legs to basement dropkick! The fans cheer, Lee covers, TWO! Tracy is still in this but Lee holds onto an arm. Lee drags Tracy up, reels him in, but Tracy fights the suplex. Lee throws body shots, suplexes, but Tracy cradle counters! TWO! Lee gets up, Tracy runs in but into a clinch! BUCKLE SHOT! Lee then aims, Tracy rises, and Lee GAMAN- SPINEBUSTER! Tracy turns things around on Lee and fans rally up! Tracy rises, drags Lee up but Lee KICKS the bad arm! And KICKS it again! But Tracy blocks a kick to CHOP and CHOP and CHOP! Then SINGLE LEG SUPLEX! Tracy roars and fans fire up with him!
Tracy runs in to clothesline and CHOP in the corner! Tracy whips corner to corner, runs in, but Lee dodges! Lee runs in but into an ELBOW! Tracy goes up the corner, but Lee SLAPS him! Lee climbs up, but Tracy throws body shots and forearms! Tracy facelock, TOP ROPE DDT! And a LARIAT!! Cover, TWO!! Lee survives and shocks Tracy! Tracy growls and fans rally up again. Tracy storms around, brings Lee up, and reels him in, but Lee wrenches the bad arm! BORDER CITY STRETCH, but Tracy pops free to CROSSFACE!! Lee endures, pries at the fingers, and he bends them back! Lee stands, Tracy CHOPS him! And CHOPS him! And ROCKS him!
But Lee holds onto the fingers! SNAP!! Just like a Villain! And then an ENZIGURI! Lee reels Tracy in, suplex to FLATLINER! Cover, Lee wins!!
Winner: Lee Moriarty, by pinfall (advances to Final Battle)
Taiga Style sunk his “Fang” into Tracy, and now he’s feasting on that golden ticket! But will Lee satisfy his appetite by finally holding gold?
Backstage interview with Dalton Castle.
Lexi congratulates The Peacock on advancing to Final Battle, and he feels so great! Like he’s walking on air! Look at him! He’s not doing this wiggling, this is all on it’s own! This is his excitement! It’s happening! The viewers finally get what they deserve, and that is a champion who is made for TV! Look around. Who in this company is more made-for-TV than him? Who? Who? Ask him! He’s ready! Ask him! Oh, okay. Then who is more made for TV? Castle warms up his vocal chords but Johnny TV steps in. “You think you know TV, bland man?” Who? What?
Johnny says Castle’s like a stale wafer someone found in the couch while watching reruns of Seinfeld! Who’s The Boss? Three’s Company. 60 Minutes. Wheel of Fortune. Golden Girls. Jeopardy! REN & STIMPY! SIMPSONS! HEY, DUDE!! Yeah, Castle can do this all day! DAYS OF OUR LIVES! GENERAL HOSPITAL!! Taya steps in and says, “You think you can compare to Johnny TV? The only way you beat my husband is because you have an army! The Boys & Kiera Hogan? Hah! You will never be like my real-life action star.” Well, Johnny TV will never be ROH TV Champion!
Castle says he can feel his hands again. Lexi says Johnny & Taya do look good together. Yeah, Castle admits he can’t deny that. Johnny then throws out “In Living Colour” at Castle. Castle is still the one going to Final Battle, but will Johnny find a way to make himself the star of ROH his own way?
Backstage interview with Maria and her boys.
Lexi is with Maria, Griff Garrison and Cole Karter, and the last few weeks, it seems like they haven’t been on the same page. Is the chemistry still there? Griff says of course, but this isn’t a process that happens overnight. He and Cole started hanging out outside of wrestling, and he thinks they’re becoming bros now. They just ran into tough competition lately. They could change something, what do they think? Cole isn’t sure. It’s been four months, FOUR MONTHS, waiting on matching ring gear, and yet here we are, no hot moms–other than THE hot mom, Maria–and no new gear!
Cole asks what do they do? They’re stuck! Maria says maybe the change could be the music. Maria used to sing, maybe they can try something. She has the lyrics on her phone, borrows the mic, and sings a sample. “Uncorrupted fire, a hunger, a fearlessness, desire. But there’s jealousy on the other side, takes control of me, believe me. Young Blood’s got the fire! And you’re my baby boys, my baby boys, mama’s fire.” And then drum solo. She’ll work on this. Griff & Cole are stunned. That was beautiful! She’s a songbird… Will Maria’s song inspire Griff & Cole to reach that next level?
Tony Khan is in the ring!Â
The owner, President & CEO of ROH thanks Erie, Pennsylvania for having him, and welcomes us back to ROH. Now, ahead of ROH Final Battle, he’d like to bring out two competitors for a contract signing for their huge match on December 15th in Dallas, Texas. First off, the most physically fit man in pro-wrestling, the Premier Athlete, Tony Nese! Nese makes his entrance, Mark Sterling by his side. They shake TK’s hand and Sterling even gives TK his card. And now, ladies and gentlemen, the pride of Canada, All Ego, Ethan Page! Fans cheer as Ethan makes his entrance and joins everyone in the ring.
Sterling checks over the contract, as he is a lawyer. TK reminds everyone, No Physicality Agreement. This is a rivalry that will be settled soon at Final Battle. The two of them have asked for this time to address each other and the fans here in Erie. And it is a unique situation given the animosity between them. It has been requested that this match be an I QUIT match. Fans like thet sound of that! Sterling says yes, he and Nese made sure to add their stipulation of I Quit, since Sterling is going to be handcuffed to the ring, all Jerry Lynn’s idea.
So Sterling & Nese feel it was very fitting that Ethan would quit to Nese, just like he’s quit everything else he’s ever done in his entire life. Sterling even has a visual aid to help. The first picture is Ethan’s physique the last few years, until he decided to get in shape. That much is very impressive, but we all know that in three months time, Ethan will look like that again when he quits his fitness journey. Just like he quit his tag teams, his vlogs, and every professional endeavor he’s ever embarked on. Fans boo but Ethan manages to smile through the insult. Nese signs his part, and the contract is brought to Ethan.
Ethan says before he signs, mind if he gets stuff off his chest, too? The fans cheer that! Nese wants Ethan to sign but Ethan says he’ll get to it. Ethan says when he decided to come to ROH, he had a goal in mind. Ethan wanted nothing more than to wear gold in ROH and honor the promise he made his daughter to become a champion here, so that he could represent TK, this brand, and this locker room as one of the faces of ROH! Fans cheer that, too! Ethan says Nese, “I honestly think the absolute world of you. I think you’re one of the best professional wrestlers going today, I really do. I would never, ever, ever, ever, ever say anything about losing to a performer like you.
“But when the two of you decided to derail my winning streak and take my opportunity from taking that TV title from Samoa Joe, you really proud of tha twin, Tony Nese? Because let me tell you. After Final Battle, after I sign this contract, after I make you say ‘I quit’ in the middle of the ring, I will be moving back on that path and making my way to gold in this company! But you, sir, will be finished with Ethan Page. And when you look left and when you look right, you will still be surrounded by idiots giving you bad advice. But make no mistake about it, Tony, when I win a championship, I’m gonna be adding to the legacy of ‘All Ego’ Ethan Page.
“You? All you’re gonna be able to do is thank Mark Sterling for your biggest victory in your career: beating Ethan Page one time. So please enjyo the next two weeks, because you can enjoy sharing the spotlight with All Ego Ethan Page. Because when I move away from you, so does that light, b*tch.” Ethan signs, hands the contract to TK, and fans fire up. But Nese tells Ethan that he better stay right there. Nese and Ethan both know that when Ethan says he’s on to bigger and better things, that is just Ethan’s stupid, delusional brain telling him lies! Because he IS a quitter, and he IS a loser!
And worst of all, Sterling came to Ethan with a solution and not a problem. Ethan created this problem! Sterling, out of the kindness of his heart, wanted to help Ethan. But Nese never wanted to. Because Ethan is just like all these losers in Pennsylvania! Ethan is beyond help! So Nese wants Ethan to listen. Nese will take one more stab at giving Ethan advice, so he better lean in. Ths is the most important advice of Ethan’s entire life: Make sure you always take your protein. Sterling opens his coffee cup to throw PROTEIN POWDER into Ethan’s eyes!! Nese attacks, fans boo, and then he clears the table! Sterling helps Nese put it in the corner!
Nese drags Ethan up, but Ethan fights back! Fans fire up as Ethan CLUBS away, but Sterling CHOP BLOCKS Ethan! Nese runs to PREMIER KNEE!! Fans boo but Nese gets the mic to say, “And Ethan Page, when you say ‘I quit,’ you’re also admitting that you are a fat loser, and that you don’t belong in MY ring!” Nese THROWS Ethan through the table!! Fans boo but Nese & Sterling soak it up. Sterling gives Ethan his card, but will Ethan give no quarter when that bell rings?
ROH World TV Championship Survivor of the Fittest Qualifier: Kyle Fletcher VS Gravity!
So far, we have The Peacock, Big Shotty and Taiga Style moving on to Final Battle, and the field is about to get a lot faster after this! Will the Aussie Arrow hit the mark? Or will the Astronaut of Lucha strap a rocket to his back and go to the moon?
The Code of Honor is not upheld as Kyle kicks Gravity’s hand away. The bell rings, the two circle, and they tie up. Kyle shoves Gravity down, then eggs him on. Gravity snarls and gets up to shove Kyle. They tie up again, Kyle puts Gravity on ropes, then lets off slowly. Kyle “apologizes,” but Gravity avoids his cheap shot! Gravity handsprings and arm-drags Kyle out of the ring! Fans fire up, Gravity builds speed and FLIES! Direct hit on Kyle and Gravity puts him in the ring. Gravity goes up, PLANCHA ARM-DRAGS, and then hurries up on Kyle to flip and wrench and hammerlock cradle! TWO!!
Kyle escapes, Gravity dodges and springboards, but Kyle catches him! SWINGING SIDE SLAM! Kyle practically slam dunks Gravity, and then he paces around. Cover, ONE!! Gravity hangs in there but Kyle looms over him. Kyle drags Gravity up, bumps him off buckles, but the fans rally up behind Gravity. Kyle grins and he CHOPS Gravity down! Kyle mocks the fans then springboard stomps away on Gravity again and again! Fans boo but Kyle drags Gravity to a cover. TWO, and Kyle is annoyed. Kyle paces while Gravity drags himself to ropes. Kyle drags Gravity up, reels him in, but Gravity CHOPS! Fans fire up as Gravity fires off forearms! Gravity runs, Kyle ROCKS him!
Kyle reels Gravity in, hoists him up, but Gravity SPIKE RANAS!! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives, Gravity hurdles him and SPIN POWERSLAMS! Then a roll and STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Kyle is still in this but Gravity roars! Fans fire up with him, and Gravity watches Kyle go to a corner. Gravity CHOPS, whips, but Kyle reverses! Gravity goes up, Kyle catches him but Gravity RANAS again! Kyle goes to another corner, Gravity runs in but Kyle goes up and over! Gravity runs in, into a MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Gravity survives and Kyle is seething! Fans rally but Kyle slaps Gravity around. Kyle eggs Gravity on, and Gravity CHOPS!
Gravity eggs Kyle on, so Kyle DECKS him! Gravity rises up to SOBAT! Front kick! Forearm! Gravity runs, into the CALF KICK! Kyle wrenches, hammerlocks, gut wrench, and GRIM- VICTORY ROLL! TWO!?! Kyle escapes to SUPERKICK! And then reset on the hammerlock and gut wrench, for the GRIMSTONE!! Cover, Kyle wins!
Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall (advances to Final Battle)
This was a fast and furious main event, and Fletcher does Don Callis proud. Will he then bring the ROH World TV Championship home to the Don Callis Family?
My Thoughts:
A very good ROH this week with just over two hours of action. Though, I don’t understand why they made the main event the shortest match of the Survival of the Fittest qualifiers. I suppose that makes it surprising, but not really as I figured Kyle was winning it. I would’ve made Woods VS Johnson the main event instead, finish with a match where the fans like the winner, and also how it was actually a little surprising Johnson won. I thought Woods was gonna shift over from the Pure Division with this, but seems not. Great opportunity for Johnson, though. And great win for Moriarty tonight, too, the two Lees can have great interaction that also ties into the Shane Taylor Promotions story that’s been developing.
Good story development with all of Maria’s stories, from her trying to sabotage Rachael to her mesmorizing Griff & Cole with her singing. Not 100% those lyrics work as a wrestling theme but it certainly tells the story of Maria wanting the best for them as a team. Maybe the theme song will “be the key” to them getting wins and heading for the tag titles so that one way or another The Kingdom gets those in the family. As for the women’s side, still thinking Maria should swerve even Leyla and bring The Renegades into the faction. Though, Renegades did lose to put-together team Frost & Adora… Maybe that’s all the more reason Robyn & Charlette accept Maria as their manager.
I know I skipped “filler” tonight, but I do regret skipping Daniels VS Angelico, if only for what happened after the match. Daniels got mad at Serpentico helping Angelico cheat the win, but that got him mugged 2v1, so in a great surprise, #OrangeHausen showed up! Cassidy & Danhausen are starting beef with Spanish Announce Project, it seems, so that’s good for ROH. Maybe they end up doing something for Final Battle to fill that card and give more people to watch/attend the event. No world title or tag titles given AEW based stories, so Final Battle has space for stuff.
But that does give a silver lining to other feuds. Great move to make Ethan VS Nese an I Quit match so that no amount of cheating from Sterling can actually cost Ethan the match. Good contract signing segment tonight, too, clever cup o’ powder move from Sterling. But of course, Nese standing tall, Ethan is definitely winning, as he should. And awesome that the Women’s World Championship is the main event in lieu of no men’s world title. That is going to be great for Billie, who did great in squashing Dani and great in brawling with Athena. Lexi as guest announcer, she is gonna have to choose who she screws over, if anyone at all, and that’s a fun little detail to that story.
My Score: 8.7/10
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Can the Last Real Champion handle The Truth?
While the King & Queen of the Ring tournaments reach their semifinals, John Cena has his first match on SmackDown in years, against Ron Killings!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Queen of the Ring Semifinals: Asuka VS Alexa Bliss; Asuka wins and advances to Night of Champions.
- Aleister Black VS Kit Wilson; No Contest.
- King of the Ring Semifinals: Randy Orton VS Sami Zayn; Orton wins and advances to Night of Champions.
- Charlotte Flair VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice; Charlotte wins.
- Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Bron Breakker VS LA Knight; Knight wins, by disqualification.
- John Cena VS Ron Killings; Killings wins, by disqualification.
PLAY BY PLAY
LA Knight is here!
Grand Rapids fires up as the Mega Star marches right to the ring. Knight grabs a mic while the fans chant his name, and he says, “LEMME TALK TO YA!” The fans cheer, and Knight says, “Let’s just go ahead and rewind our mind a little bit. We go to back to Money in the Bank, Seth and his boys, they just happen to come down and screw this guy.” The fans boo that. Knight says usually, he lets things slide. But he just figured he couldn’t let it slide, so he made sure to screw on of Rollins’ boys in their title opportunity, King of the Ring. But then they came back, paid it back and screwed Knight outta KOTR, so he had to go and screw the other one over!
And it just has Knight thinking. Fans “YEAH!” and Knight says there is only one way this can go. He has gone back and forth between Raw and SmackDown, where it ends, nobody knows! Except Knight! He knows! He knows where this ends! The fans cheer that! And Knight says it ends with him and Rollins! And what better place than here? And what better time than now! Knight tells Rollins to come on out and talk to him! But “Ladies and gentlemen…” The fans boo as Paul Heyman walks out and gives his introductions. He serves as the Wise Man to Mr. Money in the Bank, Seth FREAKIN’ Rollins!
Heyman says you do not boo that name. And you screwed up your cue, so they’ll do this again. He serves as the Wise Man for Seth Freakin’ Rollins! The fans keep booing, Heyman wants to try again, but Knight says shut up and get to the point! Why is Heyman here?! Heyman walks to the ring and asks permission to step inside. The fans chant “O T C! O T C!” but Knight steps back. Heyman steps into the ring, and he says yes, there has been a lot of bad blood between Knight and Mr. MITB, Seth Freakin’ Rollins. However, Heyman happens to be, with all due respect to everyone here in Grand Rapids, Michigan…
The fans chant “C M PUNK!” at Heyman now and he frowns. Knight says Heyman has a lot of enemies. Heyman says he is the biggest LA Knight fan in all of WWE! Heyman’s been waiting a long time to say this: YEAH! Now, because of that, Seth Freakin’ Rollins (the fans boo again) has allowed Heyman to say to Knight, as a favor to Heyman… It is time for Knight to get the hell outta Grand Rapids, Michigan. Because if he does not, something really bad is going to happen to him before the end of the night. Have a nice evening. Heyman turns to go but the fans cheer Knight on. Knight says he couldn’t help but notice, but did you~ (poking fun at Heyman’s voice cracking) threaten Knight?
Because Knight wants to wrap his head around this. He’s heard Heyman say stuff like this before, because Heyman is a liar, a swindler, a grifter, a scammer and a schemer! Heyman leeches on to any talent that has a bit of hype, sucks ’em dry, then moves on to the next! Rollins just happens to be the latest in this. But where next? Who cares! But the bottom line is, Knight asked for Rollins but he got Heyman. And while he got Heyman, he got a Heyman out here talking all tough. So it has Knight thinking, he has a great idea.
Talking about wise man, wisdom, there was a point in time if Heyman had said something like that, a man like Knight would look at a “thing” like Heyman and punched his wisdom teeth down his throat! Knight won’t do that, yet. But here’s the deal: Heyman’s talking all tough, but if he can’t bring Rollins out here, then the only thing to do out here in Grand Rapids is Knight fighting Heyman here and now! The fans fire up for that! Knight asks if the fans want that, and they cheer! “HUH?” “YEAH!” “HUH?” “YEAH!” “YEAH!!” Knight promises he’ll turn around, take his vest off, and Heyman gets the first shot. He better make it good, or Knight will molly whop his ass right outta Grand Rapids!
The fans fire up as Knight does as promised. He turns around, his vest is off, but Heyman bails? The fans boo as the Wise Man doesn’t play along. Heyman says, “Remember when I told you to get the hell out of Grand Rapids or else something really bad is gonna happen to you before the end of the night? That wasn’t a prediction. That… was a spoiler!” Heyman throws down his mic, and here comes Bronson Reed & Bron Breakker! Rollins’ behemoths head to the ring, but Knight fires off on them first! The fans rally as Knight throws hands and feet, but then Bron TACKLES Knight! Bronson joins in and they mug Knight right out of the ring!
Bronson drags Knight up to TOSS him over barriers! Bron clears the desk, he wants Bronson to put Knight through it! But Knight has a chair! He JAMS Bron, JAMS Bronson, then SMACKS Bron and SMACKS Bronson! Knight gets in the ring, ready to hit whoever gets in! The fans cheer Knight but Heyman has Bron & Bronson stand down. Will Heyman have the henchmen try again before the end of tonight?
SmackDown returns and…
Heyman has Bron & Bronson calm down, they have this under control. It is all in their favor, and it always will be in their favor. That is the whole point behind this. Byron Saxton steps in and wants to talk to them, but Heyman has to hold Bron back like the dog he is! Heyman says no need to bite Byron. Byron apologizes, he has word from SmackDown GM, Nick Aldis, that Bronson Reed VS LA Knight is set for tonight. Heyman says okay, thank you, and goodbye. Byron leaves and Heyman smiles. He told them! Patience is not a virtue, it is strategy. Bronson smiles and nods. Will Auzsilla destroy LA here in Grand Rapids?
Queen of the Ring Semifinals: Asuka VS Alexa Bliss!
Two great returns to action through this tournament, and now they cross paths with each other. The Empress of Tomorrow overcame Ivy Nile, Raquel Rodriguez and Stephanie Vaquer while Lil’ Miss Bliss outsmarted Alba Fyre, Candice LeRae and Charlotte Flair. But whose comeback story overtakes the other’s here just one match away from Night of Champions?
The bell rings and the two circle. They tie up, Alexa headlocks, but Asuka powers up and out. Alexa RAMS Asuka, Asuka roars, and the fans fire up as Asuka fires hands! Alexa blocks a kick to THROW Asuka down, then basement DROPKICK! The fans cheer as Asuka and Alexa reset. Alexa kicks, Asuka blocks and slips through to waistlock. Alexa elbows free, runs, but Asuka runs past her to then RUN her over! The fans fire up and Asuka runs in again, HIP ATTACK! Alexa falls to the floor and the fans fire up while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Asuka lets Alexa stay down while she soaks up the cheers. The ring count starts, Alexa rises, but Asuka goes out after her. Alexa slips inside and DROPKICKS Asuka’s leg! Asuka falls from the apron but she has to nod respect for that savvy move. Asuka steps back in at 6 of 10, and she resets with Alexa. They circle, feel things out, and tie up. Asuka wrenches and wristlocks, but Alexa rolls and wrenches to hammerlock. Alexa waistlocks, rolls Asuka, TWO! The two stand off again and they both nod respect. They reset, the fans rally up, and the two feel things out. Asuka trips Alexa, clamps on with a headlock, and she grinds Alexa down.
Alexa endures, Asuka turns her over to go after the arm, then she stands on Alexa’s arm. Alexa endures, Asuka shifts arms, but Alexa wrenches out to wrangle Asuka. Alexa shifts to a cording hold, but Asuka fights up and fires body shots. Alexa whips Asuka to a corner, but Asuka elbows her away! And BOOTS! Asuka goes up, leaps, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Cover, TWO! Alexa stays in this but Asuka stays focused. Asuka drags Alexa around and gives her Kawada Kicks! SmackDown returns to single picture, and Asuka wrenches for a chicken wing! Alexa fights the Asuka Lock and JAWBREAKERS free! Alexa runs up to RUN Asuka over!
The fans rally as Alexa rallies, then hits a BLOCKBUSTER! The fans fire up as Alexa SLAPS, ROCKS, and KNEES Asuka down! Then SOMERSAULT SENTON! Cover, TWO! Asuka stays in this and Alexa grows frustrated. The fans rally while Alexa brings Asuka up. Asuka breaks free to URAKEN, SOBAT, FRONT KICK, and GERMAN SUPLEX! Alexa tumbles away, Asuka runs up, SLIDING KICK! Cover, TWO! The fans rally up as Asuka stands and takes aim. But Alexa ducks the buzzsaw! Cover, TWO! Alexa clinches, TWISTED- NO, Asuka rolls Alexa up! TWO! Alexa sits up, BUZZSAW! Cover, TWO!! Alexa survives but Asuka just fires up!
The fans rally as Asuka goes to the corner. Asuka climbs from the outside, and MISSILE- NO, Alexa dodges this time! Alexa kicks and DDTS! Cover, TWO! Asuka stays in this and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Alexa drags Asuka into the drop zone. Alexa goes up, up, and the fans fire up! TWISTED- NO, Asuka moves, so Alexa stops. Alexa won’t let Asuka sneak away, but then she gets caught in an ARMBAR!! Alexa flails, rolls, but ends up in an omoplata! RINGS OF SATURN!! Alexa fights around, pops her arm free for a cover, TWO!! Asuka reels Alexa in, NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Alexa stays in this! Asuka fires up, the fans are with her, and she runs up, only for Alexa to ROCK her with a right! Alexa puts Asuka in the Tree of Woe, and she DROPKICKS Asuka out of it! Alexa climbs back up, and TWISTED BLISSÂ onto knees!! Asuka still counters the moonsault, and hits the EMPRESS IMPACT!! Cover, Asuka wins!
Winner: Asuka, by pinfall (advances to Night of Champions)
The Empress says no one is ready for Asuka, and that has certainly been the case! But on Raw, we find out, will it be Jade Cargill or Roxanne Perez that meets Asuka in Saudi Arabia?
Jade Cargill, Mia Yim & B-Fab watch backstage.
And Fab says damn, Asuka just came back and she’s already making statements. Almost like she never left. Michin says maybe they need to make their own statements. They need to talk to Aldis about the tag titles. Fab agrees. Fab & Mia wish Jade luck before heading out. Byron walks in and asks if he can have a word. Jade says shoot. Byron says Asuka just advanced, but Jade has her match on Monday with Roxanne Perez. How does Jade feel about facing a talented competitor like Roxie? And how does she feel about the possibility of facing Asuka in the finals? Jade says “Rox” has potential. Roxie is quick and scrappy.
But she’s still trying to prove herself. And this isn’t a proving ground, this is a throne room, and Jade was built for royalty. As for Asuka, there’s a storm on the horizon. But news flash, Jade is that storm. This entire tournament wasn’t built for the future, but for a woman who can walk through fire, shatter glass ceilings, and take her crown on the way to the top. This Queen of the Ring, Jade isn’t just walking in to win. She’s here to reign. Will the Prodigy be washed away by the storm this Monday?
Alexa Bliss returns backstage.
And Chelsea Green finds her. Flanked by her Secret Her-vice, The Hot Mess asks, “Hey, little fu-fu, how’s your boo-boo?” Alexa asks back, “How’s yours?” Piper tells Chelsea not to get upset, Alexa is just jealous. Chelsea says this serves Alexa right. Chelsea should be Queen of the Ring, and she’d be building her parliament if not for Alexa! Oh, if she has that big of an issue, then try facing her in the ring. Chelsea says she will! But then Charlotte Flair walks in and says if anyone should’ve still been in this tournament, it’s her. But had Chelsea’s “replacement” tapped out sooner, maybe she would.
So here’s the deal: Charlotte will have a match made and tap Chelsea out instead. N-Not if Chelsea makes it a bank holiday! ROYAL DUTIES! NICHOLAS! Chelsea hurries away with the Secret Her-vice following, and Alexa tells Charlotte that she doesn’t need Charlotte’s help. Oh, that’s cute. Because Charlotte wasn’t helping Alexa. Charlotte leaves now, leaving Alexa to chew on that. Will The Queen chew up the Hot Mess and spit her out now that she has nothing better to do?
Aleister Black VS Kit Wilson!
The Dark Father is also directionless now that he is out of the King of the Ring tournament, but he never lets that bother him. Will he make himself the direction all roads lead when things #FadeToBlack? Or will Kit prove he can be Pretty Deadly all on his own?
Wait, who is attacking Kit? It’s R-TRUTH! But why’s Ron Killings going after Kit?! He POSTS Kit, drags him back out, and puts him in an STF!! The fans fire up and Kit taps, but it won’t matter when this isn’t a match! Killings lets Kit out of the hold and demands a mic. A mic is given, and Killings says, “Get John Cena out here now. I’m driving! On my terms! Cena, get out here!” The fans fire up and then Killings puts Kit back in the STF! Aleister is rather confused, but producers hurry out here to stop Truth. Truth lets Kit go, Jamie Noble asks Truth wait for the main event. Truth seethes, but he accepts the terms.
Killings leaves, walking right past Aleister. Will there be no denying The Truth when he finally gets his hands on the Last Real Champion?
Jamie Noble talks with Truth backstage.
Jamie says Truth has to calm down. Truth says he wants John Cena NOW! He’s driving! Yes, okay, but just wait. Truth promises that when he sees Cena, he is killing him tonight! Aleister steps in and asks Truth why he is getting involved in Aleister’s match. Truth says it wasn’t personal, it had nothing to do with Aleister. These two stare down, and then Damian Priest steps in. The Archer of Infamy has Aleister stand down. Truth is going through a lot, let Priest talk to him. Oh, of course. Aleister says, “Ron.” “Black.” Aleister leaves, Priest tells Truth that there’s no need for any of that. Priest gets Truth is frustrated, but he can’t just go beat up people for no reason.
Priest used to do that, and Truth was the guy there to make him smile. Truth made the world smile! All that anger and negativity, focus that on the match tonight. Focus that on John Cena. Go out there and handle business with Cena, then Priest and Truth can go downtown to celebrate. How’s that sound? Truth says sounds good, DP. They shake hands, and Priest heads out. Truth is still seething, but will he make sure it all explodes on Cena?
Cody Rhodes is here!
Grand Rapids sings along as The American Nightmare makes his way out, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, he high-fives fans in the front row, then looks closely at the King of the Ring’s crown. Cody goes to the ring and grabs the mic. He hears the fans cheer him on, but then Jey Uso is here! The fans fire up as Main Event Jey makes his way down through the crowd! A young fan joins in bouncing along, but so does all of Grand Rapids! Jey continues down the stands, finds another young fan, and they bounce along again. Jey then reaches ringside, high-fives the front row, and he joins Cody in the ring as we get the next wave of YEET!
Grand Rapids might want to YEET all night, but Jey hugs it out with Cody before he gets his own mic. The music dies down, the fans chant, “One More Time! One More Time!” and Cody says sure, one more is fine. Jey says okay, and yes, the fans get to YEET again! Jey says hey, Cody doesn’t even have to say nothing. They been in the trenches! “YEET!” Still in the trenches! “YEET!” From fighting The Bloodline… “YEET!” To winning tag titles… “YEET!” To finishing their stories at WrestleMania! “YEET!” They’ve both been to the mountaintop. “YEET!” But Cody, on Monday, there is only room for one of them.
The fans are intrigued, and Cody nods. Jey says there’s only one that can go. Cody VS Jey, Jey VS Cody, and Jey knows Cody will bring it. Jey has to get his, Uce. He has to, just like Cody has to get his. But that said, Uce, it ain’t personal. This all business. But that all said, too, Uce, on Monday, after they go to war, please believe that it will be four letters, one word, uh uh… YEET! Cody smiles and the fans cheer. They shake hands again, and wait! Here comes Sami Zayn! The fans cheer as the Great Liberator makes his way to the ring. Sami grabs a mic to say, “This is nice, isn’t it? I get to share the ring with two great friends.”
The fans applaud, and Sami says he is in the ring with two of the very best that this business has to offer! The fans cheer that, too! Sami says he’d be lying if he denied there was a part of him that sees the three of them in this ring, and notices how only one of them has never been world champion. Jey, Sami wants him to know, man to man, this year, Sami missed Mania. Sami had no reason to be in Las Vegas, but he got his ass on a plane to Vegas for one reason: To congratulate Jey the moment he won the World Heavyweight Championship! Sami loves Jey, and he is proud of him. And Cody, for years, everyone watched as Cody finished his story.
And when Cody did, he did the unthinkable and pinned Roman Reigns in the middle of this ring, Sami was the first one out here to congratulate Cody. Sami is so proud that Cody finished his story. So he hopes both men understand that now, it is time for Sami to finish HIS story! The fans cheer, but then here comes Randy Orton! The Viper looks at the crown, then goes to the ring. The fans sing along with Voices and Orton grabs himself a mic. “So Cody, same deal as last week but I’m gonna say it again. There is no line I will not cross, even if it means going through you, so that I can get to John Cena at SummerSlam, beat him, and get my FIFTEENTH world championship!”
The fans cheer, and Orton tells Jey, “Man, I respect the… Hell outta you, dude. Our families go way, way, way back. Nothing but love, dude. But if you’re standing across the ring from me at SummerSlam, it’s not gonna be four letters, one word. It’s gonna be three letters, one move.” The fans say it, “R K O!” And Orton says he not only speaks for himself but for everyone here in this arena when he says, and from the bottom of his heart, one day and one day soon, Sami Zayn will be world champion. But not at SummerSlam. Because tonight, Sami is on the receiving end of the three most dangerous letters in sports entertainment: R K O.
Orton drops the mic, and it is time to put those words into action. Will it be the Legend Killer or the Underdog from the Underground that heads for Saudi Arabia?
King of the Ring Semifinals: Randy Orton VS Sami Zayn!
SmackDown returns, the bell rings, and these two circle. They tie up, Sami wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, then wristlocks. Orton endures, fights up, and the fans duel. Orton wrenches Sami in return to then headlock. Sami endures, powers up to wrench again, and he grinds the arm. Sami wrenches and CHOPS, and Orton goes to the corner. Sami CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! The fans “WOO~” but the ref counts. Orton pushes past Sami, bails out of the ring, and he is pretty red already. Sami builds speed but he fakes Orton out with the Arabian Press! The fans fire up and Orton has to admit that was good.
Orton goes up the steps and steps back into the ring. The fans rally, Orton and Sami tie up, and Orton puts Sami in the corner. Orton lets off slowly, but he pokes Sami in the eyes! The fans boo but Orton UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! But Sami pokes Orton in the eyes! The ref caught that one and reprimands Sami. Sami TOSSES Orton out, goes to the apron, but Orton YANKS Sami down! Sami hits off the apron, and Orton reels him in, DESK BACK SUPLEX! Sami writhes and Orton rolls into the ring, just to refresh the count. Fans want that “One More Time!” and Orton agrees! DESK BACK SUPLEXÂ again!
Sami writhes more and whatever monitor wasn’t busted, they’re busted now! Orton leaves Sami behind for a moment while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Orton goes out to fetch Sami, but Sami fights off a third back suplex! Orton kicks low, brings Sami over, but Sami blocks the smack off the steel steps! Orton sputters, Sami stalks him, and Sami decides to give him some payback! But Orton ROCKS Sami first! Orton SMACKS Sami off the desk, puts him in the ring, and covers, TWO! Sami stays in this but Orton looms over him. Sami rises, Orton puts him in a corner, and Orton fires body shots. Orton climbs up and rains down fists! Orton gets to eight before Sami fires back! Sami has Orton in another corner, climbs up, and Sami rains down a fast TEN!
Sami huffs ‘n’ puffs and CHOPS! Orton is stinging but Sami CHOPS him again! Sami wrenches, ELBOW BREAKERS, and whips! Orton reverses, Sami hits buckles hard, and Sami falls in a heap. Orton dusts himself off and looms over Sami again. Orton stomps Sami’s hand! Sami writhes and clutches his finger. Orton stomps Sami’s foot, ten the other foot! And then the other hand! Sami sits up, SmackDown returns to single picture, and Orton CLUBS away on Sami’s chest! Orton DECKS Sami, the fans cheer, and Orton brings Sami up. Orton whips, Sami goes up and over, and Sami LARIATS Orton down! The fans fire up again as Sami rises!
Sami goes to the corner, Orton runs up, but Sami ELBOWS him! Sami goes up, AX HANDLES, and the fans fire up more! Orton takes a swing, but Sami slips around! Orton fights the Blue Thunder, then LARIATS! And LARIATS! Orton dodges Sami to SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up while Sami goes to the apron. Orton drags Sami in through the ropes, and DRAPING DDTS! The fans fire up as Orton hears those voices! Orton watches Sami rise, but then Sami bails out! The fans are torn but Sami is smart to avoid what was coming. Orton goes out to fetch Sami, SMACKS him off the desk, and then back suplexes, only for Sami to lands out!
Sami CLUBS Orton, and hits a DESK BACK SUPLEX on Orton! Sami puts Orton in the ring, goes to a corner, and the fans fire up as Orton rises. Orton runs in, Sami dodges, and Orton POSTS himself! Sami runs corner to corner, HELLUVA- SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Sami survives and Orton seethes. “This is Awesome!” as Sami goes back to a corner. Orton runs back in and he LARIATS! Orton runs but Sami follows! But Orton dodges the Helluva Kick! Sami gets stuck on the to rope, frees himself, and hobbles into an RK- NO! BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Orton survives and the fans fire up again!
“This is Awesome!” as Sami drags Orton to the drop zone. Sami goes up the corner, Orton stands and he gets under the leap! R K- NO, Sami SLAMS Orton down! And then HELLUVA- RKO!!! Orton crawls to the cover, Orton wins!!
Winner: Randy Orton, by pinfall (advances to Night of Champions)
Sami fought his heart out, but the Viper still strikes! Orton is going back to back in KOTR finals, but will he win the crown this time?
Nia Jax is here!
Grand Rapids boos as The Irresistible Force goes to the ring. She grabs the mic dot say, “You know what’s crazy? Tiffany Stratton approached me to be under my wing, because she knew exactly what I could do for her. And look, she’s thriving! And what kind of thanks did I get for it? She betrayed me. She has MY title!” But wait, here comes Tiffy! Grand Rapids cheers as the WWE Women’s Champion has the mic to tell Nia, “You’re like that toxic ex I just can’t get away from. News flash: get over it! You make excuse after excuse, but when are you just gonna admit that maybe I’m just better than you?”
The fans cheer and Tiff heads to the ring. Nia says yeah, okay, if Tiff is so much better, then give Nia a rematch without kicking a chair into her face. Tiff says if Nia’s so desperate for a match, it is her lucky day! She made it official for next week: Tiff VS Nia! And Tiff will have more fun adding more scars to that “five head” of Nia’s. Because it won’t just be a regular match. It will be Last Woman Standing! Nia takes a swing but Tiff dodge! Tiff fires off, kicks low, and runs up, but into a POP-UP HEADBUTT! And then Nia drops a leg, brother! Nia holds up the belt and soaks up the heat. Nia thinks about leaving, but decides to add on! ANOTHER leg drop, brother!
The fans boo but Nia says that’s not enough! Nia tells Wade & Joe that she’s taking the title! But wait! NAOMI is here, with a ref! Is she doing it!? Is she doing it?! But Nia YANKS Naomi out! Naomi tells her back off! Nia doesn’t, Naomi shoves her, but Nia still grabs at her! Tiff DROPKICKS Naomi onto Nia! Tiff avoids a cash-in because Nia was in the way, but is she setting herself up for failure with that extreme title match?
Charlotte Flair VS Chelsea Green w/ The Secret Her-vice!
The Queen was denied her crown, but she’s not even angry at Alexa Bliss, the one who took that opportunity from her. She instead looks to humble the Hot Mess that claims she would be queen if her demands were met. Who vents their frustrations and comes away with the win?
SmackDown returns and Charlotte makes her entrance. The bell rings and the fans actually cheer on Chelsea. Alba distracts Charlotte and Chelsea sucker punches her! The ref reprimands but Chelsea SMACKS Charlotte off the mat again and again! Chelsea salutes, but Charlotte CHOPS! Chelsea KNEES low, whips, but Charlotte goes up and out at the corner. Charlotte BOOTS Chelsea away, avoids Alba and KICKS her! Chelsea runs up, Charlotte RAMS her, and then Charlotte climbs up. CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Chelsea scrambles away and Charlotte runs up, but into an ELBOW! Charlotte GAMANGIRIS!
Charlotte snapmares, Chelsea distracts the ref, and Alba grabs Charlotte by the hair! Alba HOTSHOTS Charlotte and Chelsea hits a BACKSTABBER! Cover, TWO! Chelsea is furious but Charlotte stays in this, and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Chelsea hops onto Charlotte for a SLEEPER! The fans rally, but Charlotte hits a BACKPACK SENTON! Charlotte is free, Chelsea runs back up, but Charlotte gives her a BACKBREAKER and BUCKLE SHOT! Chelsea falls back, Charlotte huffs ‘n’ puffs and runs up to fire hands! The fans fire up as Charlotte CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS! Charlotte CHOPS again, then clinches for an EXPLODER! And a kip up! The fans fire up and Charlotte salutes to poke fun at Chelsea. Charlotte runs, dodges, and handsprings to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Chelsea survives but Charlotte stays on her by going for a leg.
Alba gets on the apron, so Charlotte BOOTS her down! The fans cheer, but Charlotte turns around into a ROUGH RYDER! Cover, TWO!! Charlotte survives and Chelsea is furious! Chelsea takes off her face protector and drags Charlotte up. Chelsea has the arms, turns Charlotte, but Charlotte shoves her away! Charlotte dodges and SPEARS! Cover, TWO!! Chelsea survives but Charlotte has the leg! FIGURE- CRADLE!! TWO!! Charlotte has the leg again, FIGURE FOUR! And the bridge for the FIGURE EIGHT!! Chelsea TAPS, Charlotte wins!
Winner: Charlotte Flair, by submission
But then Piper Niven SENTONS onto Charlotte!! Alba storms in, she and Piper mug Charlotte, but here comes Alexa! She RAMS into Piper, she ROCKS Alba, then she catches Chelsea! Charlotte LARIATS Alba out while Alexa hits a TWISTED SISTER ABIGAIL! And then Charlotte BOOTS Piper down! Charlotte and Alexa look at each other, and despite what either one thinks, maybe they both need the other after all. Alexa offers the handshake, but Charlotte walks right past Alexa. Alexa lets that slide, but will Charlotte come around soon enough?
Solo Sikoa talks with JC Mateo.
Why is JC taping up? Uh, duh, he’ll take out Jacob. No, Solo is going out there alone to talk with Jacob. Solo was the only one that Jacob would listen to. Jacob needs Solo. Solo will smooth things over. JC accepts that, but Solo does say that JC should stay ready. Solo is covering his bases, but will he need the Imperial Unit to put down the Samoan Werewolf? Or will it all be alright between them all?
Solo Sikoa heads to the ring.
SmackDown returns as the former Tribal Chief makes his way out, and Grand Rapids boos. Solo grabs the mic, takes a moment, and says, “Alright, Jacob. I’m out here in the middle of the ring, all alone, with open arms, willing to talk to you face to face. I feel terrible about what happened. So if you’re back there, come on out so we can clear the air.” Jacob Fatu makes his entrance and Grand Rapids cheers! Fatu holds up the United States Championship before he steps into the ring, and he has a mic of his own. The fans cheer on “FATU! FATU!” and Solo says he didn’t come out here to fight him, okay? He’s not here for that.
Solo wants to make it clear to Fatu that he loves him, always has loved him, no matter what. One thing Solo learned from being Tribal Chief is how to love family and how to take care of them. That’s all he’s trying to do. Families fight all the time. They fight, they argue, they forgive, and then they move forward. So they should move forward together, Jacob. Move forward as one. The fans boo that, but Solo says nobody saw the potential in Jacob except Solo. Nobody wanted Jacob here in the WWE, except Solo. That is why Solo brought Fatu here and gave him the chance to change his life and put food on his family’s table.
And why did Solo do that? Because Solo loves Jacob. He does. And to be honest, Solo doesn’t have anybody else. Fatu isn’t sure about that, but Solo says all he has is Fatu. And he’s all Solo needs. So come back to the family, and even if Jacob doesn’t say those four words, Solo will. Solo will say it for him, to him, loud enough so everybody can hear it! Solo tells Jacob, “I love you, Jacob.” The fans boo, they don’t trust this. Fatu paces as he thinks on that. “So you love me, huh?” Solo nods yes. So this is what it comes down to, huh? Solo loves Fatu? The way Fatu sees things, Solo has been using Fatu! Solo has been using Fatu to gain power, to fight his battles, and to stay Tribal Chief.
Hell, Solo brought Fatu in so Fatu could bring Solo fame! Solo brought Fatu in because he thought Fatu would bring him gold! Is that all this is about? Fame? Gold? Power? SOLO, LOOK AT HIM! Solo looks up from the floor while the fans cheer Fatu on. Fatu tells Solo that ever since he won the US Championship, Solo is the one that’s been acting different. And maybe Fatu isn’t the problem. Fatu just figured it out! The problem… is this. The problem is the US Championship. Fatu sets it down between him and Solo, and he says if this is what he thinks it is, then just fight him for it! Fight Fatu for the title! The fans fire up for that!
And Solo, Fatu will only warn you one time: If you ever think about coming this way, you know what Fatu is about! You know what’s poppin’ with Fatu, blood! And you know Jacob Fatu is all gas, no brakes with it! YADADADA- SOLO TAKES A SWING! Fatu blocks the spike and he HEADBUTTS! JC Mateo rushes out here! Fatu HEADBUTTS him, too! But Solo CHOP BLOCKS the legs! The fans boo but JC & Solo mug Fatu! But then here comes JIMMY USO! The fans fire up as #BigJim slides in, dodges Solo, and SUPERKICKS JC! And then he SUPERKICKS Solo! But JC LARIATS Jimmy down! JC HAMMERS Jimmy and Solo has him put Jimmy in the corner.
The fans boo but Solo tells Jimmy that he should’ve chosen Solo’s side, not Jacob’s! But speaking of, Fatu is up! The fans fire up as Fatu BODY CHECKS JC! Then he SUPERKICKS Solo! Solo is in a corner, Fatu fires off on him, HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT! SUPERKICK for JC! HIP ATTACK for Solo! The fans are fired up for the Samoan Werewolf, and he locks eyes with Jimmy. Jimmy came to Fatu’s rescue, Fatu just saved him, so Fatu goes up, up, only for Solo to bail out! No Best Moonsaults here in Grand Rapids, but will Fatu cut Solo down soon enough?
Bronson Reed w/ Paul Heyman & Bron Breakker VS LA Knight!
The Wise Man warned, or rather threatened, the Mega Star that he should just cut and run, but that’s not how he does things. Knight is ready to fight, but will he survive a battle with Auszilla? Or is a Tsunami about wipe out LA?
Wait, Knight doesn’t enter from the stage! He enters from the crowd! And he POSTS Bron! The fans fire up as Knight evens things out! He TOSSES Bronson out, throws his vest at him, and Bronson snarls. Bronson has Bron stand down, and says, “Tonight, I kill him.” Bronson steps into the ring, the bell sounds, and Knight fires off! The fans fire up as Knight fires hands, but Bronson puts him in the corner. Knight ELBOWS back, Knight fires more hands, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips but Bronson blocks! Bronson whips Knight to a corner, runs up, but Knight dodges! Bronson POSTS himself, and Knight stomps a mudhole in!
The fans rally, the ref counts, and Knight goes corner to corner, but into a fireman’s carry! Knight slips down to sunset flip, but Bronson stays up! Bronson jumps but Knight avoids the hip drop! Then Knight basement BOOTS! The fans fire up and Knight storms up on Bronson. Bronson TOSSES Knight to the apron, but Knight slingshots back in! Bronson catches Knight to a fireman’s carry! Knight flails free and he RAMS Bronson into a corner! But Bronson holds ropes to deny the Jump Neckbreaker! Bronson runs but Knight avoids the senton! The fans fire up as Knight goes up, up, and FLYING BULLDOGS! That’s a Steiner move!
The fans fire up and spell it out, “L! A! KNIGHT!” but Bronson bails out! Knight runs to WRECK Bronson with a dropkick! Knight goes back up, springboards, CROSSBODY to the ramp! The fans fire up with Knight and SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns and Bronson has Knight up top. The fans rally as Knight fights back with body shots! Knight ROCKS Bronson, ROCKS him again, and ROCKS him again! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Bronson finally falls and Knight adjusts position. “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” BOX JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Bronson survives and Knight is rather stunned while Heyman is relieved. Knight aims, kicks, but Bronson denies the BFT! HEADBUTT, then a fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO! Knight survives the “Jagged Edge” DVD but Bronson brings him right up. Bronson reels Knight in and says thumbs down.
Bronson lifts Knight up, but Knight flips the bomb into a DDT! The fans fire up but Bron barks at the apron! Knight DECKS the dog, tells Heyman to get the same, but Bronson runs up! Knight DUMPS Bronson out, builds speed, but BRON SPEARS!!
Winner: LA Knight, by disqualification
The fans boo but Bron handed Knight the win with that one. Bronson stands Knight up so Bron can build speed and SUPER SPEAR!! Grand Rapids is torn but plenty of fans bark. And now Bronson goes up!? TSUNAMI!! Bronson goes up again, the refs hurry out here, but TSUNAMI AGAIN!! The fans want another, so Bron scares the refs off to let Bronson go back up! THIRD TSUNAMI!!! Have Rollins’ rooks just broken Knight into pieces? Is this a message to everyone that no one can stop the vision?
Jacob Fatu speaks.
“Yeah, c’mon on widdit! I just spoke to the man, and you know the man makes everything possible here on SmackDown! So next week, next week on Saturday, me ‘n’ you, Solo! Night of Champions, mano a mano, I’m about to dog walk yo’ ass for the US Championship! Solo, you better get in where you fit in. Cuz if you don’t, then baby, it’s ’bout to be all gas, no breaks with it. Yadadadada mean?” The Samoan Werewolf will get to sink his teeth into Solo, but will he stay golden through it all?
John Cena VS Ron Killings!
The Undisputed WWE Champion was the exact opposite of grateful for R-Truth saving him from Randy Orton at Backlash, and he doubled down when Ron tried to show him the truth at Saturday Night’s Main Event. So, if Cena doesn’t want the Truth, he’ll get someone who knows about ruthless aggression! Will Ron Killings bring an early end to the retirement tour? Or will Cena continue to ruin wrestling for everyone else?
SmackDown returns as Cena makes his entrance. The fans sing “JOHN CENA SUCKS~!” despite him wearing the Detroit Pistons colors. Cena makes Mark Nash give the “proper” introduction: “He is the Greatest of All Time, the Never Seen Seventeen, gracing Grand Rapids with his presence one final time… He is the Last Real Champion, JOHN CENA~!” The fans boo, the bell rings, and Truth stares at Cena while Cena smirks hearing the “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Truth TACKLES Cena! He fires off hands but Cena bails out! So Truth goes out to DECK Cena! “What’s up!?” “WHAT’S UP!” Truth has Cena at the desk and SMACKS him off it!
Truth ROCKS Cena again, and shakes his hand out from hitting so hard. Truth SMACKS Cena off the apron, storms in after him, and whips him to a corner. Cena hits buckles hard and falls to the mat! The fans continue to duel while Truth keeps his eyes on Cena. Truth storms up on Cena while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Truth stands Cena up, whips corner to corner again, and Cena hits buckles hard! Cena sputters, Truth looms over him, and Truth ROCKS Cena! Cena ROCKS Truth! They go back and forth with haymakers, and then Truth dodges to SHOULDER TACKLE! Truth still uses Cena’s own moves against him, and that includes the SPIN-OUT BOMB! Truth raises his hand and Grand Rapids joins in! “You Can’t See Me!” But then Cena bails out so Truth can’t hit him! Truth is annoyed, the fans give thumbs down, but here comes Truth. Cena ELBOWS him down! Cena drags Truth up, POSTS him, and he brings Truth back into the ring.
Cena HEADBUTTS Truth, CHOKES him on the ropes, but stops as the ref counts. Cena stomps away on Truth, then runs to KICK Truth in the back! Cena talks trash, then he runs to SHOULDER TACKLE! Cena takes his time, knowing it is what the fans want. Truth rises up, Cena runs to SHOULDER TACKLE again! Cena watches Truth rise again, gets around him, SPIN-OUT BOMB! And Cena raises his hand, reveling in the cheers and jeers. “You Can’t See Me!” SmackDown returns to single picture for the FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! Then Cena fireman’s carries, but Truth slips free! THESZ PRESS! And fast hands!
The fans fire up and Truth has Cena in a corner. Truth runs to STINGER SPLASH! Truth hitting all sorts of other iconic moves! Cena tumbles out and grabs the belt! Cena doesn’t care about this match anymore, he doesn’t need to take this! Truth says hold up! Truth runs Cena down and fires hands on the ramp! The fans fire up but Cena CLOBBERS Truth with the belt!!
Winner: Ron Killings, by disqualification
Cena wants to get another shot, but wait! PUNK IS HERE! Cena runs away into the ring, and he catches Punk as Punk slides in! The fans boo Cena but he huffs ‘n’ puffs. Cena drags Punk up, but Punk fires hands in return! Punk DECKS Cena, grabs the belt, and he holds it up! The fans cheer, and Punk aims, but Cena LOW BLOWS! Cena has a sinister smile as he grabs the belt. BELT SHOT for Punk!! The fans boo even more, but Cena decides to up the ante! Cena brings out a table! The fans cheer, everyone loves tables! Cena puts the table in the ring, then watches Punk sputter around. Cena sets the table up while the fans rally behind Punk.
Punk stands but Cena has the belt again! BELT SHOT!! Cena drags Punk up, fireman’s carries, ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENTÂ through the table!! Cena made Punk snap into a Slim Jim, and then he grabs a mic. Cena laughs at Punk, and then sits up on the corner. “Punk… As you lay there in your most uncomfortable…” Cena pretends the mic cut out, taps it, and then says, “Somebody’s afraid of what I’m gonna say.” Cena grins and the fans boo as Cena flips the iconic “Pipebomb” moment on it’s head. “As you lay there in your most uncomfortable, I hope you can listen. I hope you can digest.
“Because before I leave here in six months with that WWE Championship, I gotta get a whole lotta stuff off my chest. First thing’s first, I don’t hate you. I don’t even dislike you. I like you. I like you more than anyone you ever shared a locker room with, that’s for sure. I hate this idea of you. This idea that you’re the Best int he World. You’re not. I’M the Greatest of All Time.” Grand Rapids is a bit torn on that statement, but Cena says Punk is better than Cena at one thing: You’re the best BS artist in the world. Oh no, kiddos~! John Cena just dropped a curse word! That means the show is off the rails! Hey, Stu, shoot this. Hi~! “I’m breaking the forth wall! HAHA!”
Cena then says the truth is, Punk… Cena is jealous of you. Cena is jealous that Punk has conned the fans into believing the myth that Punk is the Best in the World. Oh how they chant for Punk! Which they literally do right now. Hell, the fans even sing for Punk now. But they don’t believe a damn word you say. Because Punk changes his values as much as Cena changes his shirts! Punk is just a loud mouthed opportunist who steps on the necks of those who actually work hard if it gets him ahead. Oh, hey, look, another cameraman! “Hi, Claudio Castagnoli! Hey, Nic Nemeth! Hey, Matt Cardona! How’re you guys doing?”
The fans can’t believe Cena is going this far but Cena is loving it! “He’s heating up! He’s on fire! And there’s nobody back there that’s gonna cut my mic to save your ass, cuz I’m your only friend! Remember who gave you the stage for your pipebomb, pal! And what’ve you done with it since then, huh? You just regurgitated the same five microphone moves of doom. You’re promo potato salad, pal. Hey, you’re no longer the Voice of the Voiceless, you’re a friggin’ millionaire despite yourself. You’re not a punk, you’re a capitalist! And you’re not against TKO, dude, you are Mr. TKO. Cuz they knocked your balls technically off your body.
“Your tweets are strong, but your actions are weak. And in Saudi Arabia, you’re gonna face some loud, loud music when I finally prove to the world that each and every day, day in, day out, no days off for 25 YEARS, I have been the Greatest of All Time!” The fans cheer that a bit more now, to Cena’s surprise. “See, they know. And they know that you were the Best in the World… for seven minutes, 14 years ago. And if after Night of Champions, you’re still delusional enough to believe that you’re the Best in the World, well… I guess it’s a small world after all. You’re welcome, Grand Rapids.” The fans cheer, and Cena lets the world hear it.
Cena tells Punk to bring his A Game to Night of Champions. If Grand Rapids is any indication, the mood is starting to change. Refs finally appear to check on Punk, Cena says no, that’s fine. Punk needs to rest up for his big title match. Get a good shot of this: Best in the World VS Greatest of All Time, for THE most coveted prize in sports entertainment, THE WWE Undisputed Championship! And Cena knows the fans will sing and chant, but he also knows even the idiots are smart enough to see the truth: The Champ is Here. And USA Network, keep the extra two and half minutes. He doesn’t need a bomb to blow the “mother fudging” building.
Oh, and thanks, Punk, for letting Cena rip off your best promo just to make you look even more foolish. Cena finally drops the mic and he raises the belt up again. If the proverbial tables have turned this drastically, is there no saving WWE from losing its north star championship?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown with an awesome ending. All those years ago, when CM Punk dropped THE OG “Pipebomb” promo, no one could’ve ever in a million years guessed that here tonight, we would’ve gotten the John Cena remix. Not only was that promo of the year, but Cena blew up go-home math. I can’t see Cena losing the title to Punk now. He can lose the match since Cena loves getting disqualified, and there’s the possibility of Rollins trying a cash-in, but Cena is leaving Saudi Arabia as champion to then go to SummerSlam. It also works because Cody Rhodes still feels like the favorite for King of the Ring.
A lot of that has to do with how Sami lost to Orton tonight. Great promo from the four semifinalists, especially since it was Jey, Sami and Orton kinda keeping Cody from talking since there isn’t more Cody needs to say. Win or lose, no explanations needed at this point. Sami VS Orton was an awesome match, but I could just feel an RKO countering the Helluva Kick as the way to go and that’s what they did. Now, as awesome as it would be for Jey to beat Cody, and then for Jey to beat Orton to go for the World Heavyweight Championship again, there are a lot of moving parts right now that it would just be the easiest for Cody to win the crown and have his rematch with Cena.
And while talking the WHC, Gunther VS Goldberg IS confirmed for the title, but has also been confirmed as Goldberg’s last match. This is a huge indicator that despite Rollins teasing a cash-in on the Undisputed title, he will likely be thwarted and then falls back to the title he feels is rightfully his. That is to say, Rollins cashes in on the winner of Gunther VS Goldberg, which I half expected even before all this talk of Goldberg’s last match. Rollins can take this title from Gunther and Goldberg, and then we can throw Jey and even LA Knight into the mix as things are getting heated between Knight and the henchmen.
Great promo from Knight with Heyman, great match with Knight VS Bronson, and a really powerful beating Knight takes from Bron & Bronson. If nothing else, Knight costs Rollins his cash-in. Truth going after Kit Wilson was an interesting move. Also a shame Elton Prince is hurt, Pretty Deadly gets going and then something happens to slow them down. But Kit was going to lose to Aleister so this really messes Aleister up more than anything. Priest keeping the peace between Aleister and Truth was good stuff. Priest and Truth being allies on SmackDown can be some real fun stuff, and I feel like they’re already set up for a feud with Aleister.
Very good stuff with Fatu, Solo and this US Championship story. Fatu VS Solo was the natural move, and I like that Jimmy Uso ends up an ally for Fatu. The title match is set, I wonder if we get a tag match first. In fact, next week is title night in Riyadh with Tiffany Stratton giving Nia the Last Woman Standing match, and basically setting the stage for Naomi to cash in. She almost did tonight but Nia was again able to stop her, so I would think Naomi waits until the very end of the Last Woman Standing match to take full advantage. Then, if Jade wins Queen of the Ring, we get Jade VS Naomi at SummerSlam.
Good promo from Jade, B-Fab & Michin watching Asuka VS Alexa. Asuka winning made the most sense, Alexa clearly has story with Charlotte and Asuka is just that good. Jade VS Roxie will be a good match but Roxie’s story in Judgment Day might keep her from winning. But then the fallback there is Roxie might actually sub in for the tag titles like I was thinking. Charlotte VS Chelsea was very good, and of course the Secret Her-vice does what they can to help. The beatdown they put on Charlotte and then Alexa making the save, that’s going to be one of those “can they coexist?” tag matches for sure.
Honestly, a little surprised we didn’t get any tag team promos tonight, unless I completely missed something. I believe title night is going to have Profits VS Gacy & Lumis for the tag titles, too, so that’s going to be something wild. And while DIY is scared of the Wyatts, I feel like they’re going to interfere because they don’t want the Wyatts to take the titles. But at the same time, the Wyatts need something substantial this time around, so maybe they win the titles at SummerSlam.
My Score: 9/10
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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 6.19.25
Are we going to start trending upwards with Slammiversary to build toward?

Last week’s episode was lacking in ring work but had decent story moments and segments. Starting the build to Slammiversary we can either launch nicely or things can always get worse. Jason Hotch and KC Navarro are the real shining stars of the last few months, so lets hope once they get over this Leon Slater idiot ship, they can push X Division wrestlers with actual talent for pro wrestling and not just flippy charisma vacuums.
Oh and let’s not forget, it is the episode they celebrate the 23rd anniversary of TNA! TWENTY – THREE!! Somewhere PCO hates this.
.@Kelly_WP is back in TNA Wrestling and has a message for TNA Knockouts World Champion @mashaslamovich!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/cF0F1ZKKuL pic.twitter.com/tnm4TIuPUz
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) June 20, 2025
Ratings:
- Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers: EY wins via Piledriver – ** 3/4
- Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge: Elegantos win via Rarefied Air – ***
- Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man: HTM wins via Cradle – *
- Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams: Elijah wins via Highwayman’s Farewell – ***
Results:
Sami Callihan vs Eric Young w/Losers
Sami knocks them all off the apron before the bell rings, he levels the loser children, finds a chair, attacks EY but EY counters and this is the excuse to use weapons since the bell didn’t ring yet. EY tries to break Sami’s hand on the steps with the chair, but Sami moves, throws EY back in the ring, bell rings and EY hits a Belly to Belly suplex for two. They slug it out, Sami goes for Headbutts, then Sami wants to run the ropes but a loser trips him, distracts long enough for EY to knock him out of the ring and loser children swarm as loser children do. EY does the classic, throw back out for losers to attack while EY grabs and distracts the ref. Sami is selling a few lame attacks from the losers like he got shot. It’s an excessive sell, so it’s honestly a dumb transitional moment.
EY levels Sami, Lariat into Scoop Slam, looks for the Macho Elbow but Sami hits the ropes to crotch EY. Sami Superplex time, but EY bites the face to make Sami drop, EY jumps at him but eats a straight right hand. Cactus Driver, but no, EY tries his Piledriver…they both gouge eyes at the same time, Sami catches an EY charge into a Flatliner as they’re both down…for…reasons? The selling in this match seems…poorly timed and kinda stupid. Hard Irish Whip, EY Flair Flips the corner, levels Sami, Macho Elbow for 2.9! EY threatens to hit the ref, but then goes to mad dog commentary. EY then wants to attack fans…he’s more unhinged than World Elite EY. Sami gives him the old Dick Twist into a Stunner but only for two! Losers try to distract, first one gets taken out, second one uses a chair, EY hits the Piledriver on Sami, EY wins.
I feel like this is gonna continue for a few weeks since it wasn’t a clean win.Â
Mustafa Ali’s group comes out, and I refuse to say the name because it’s dumb and they’re already fraying at the seams. Ali wants an apology session, Tasha and Hotch apologize to him but Skyler bites back and refuses, even shoved Ali. So Ali challenges him to a “Call to Arms” match. What in the hell is a Call to Arms match?Â
Lei Ying Lee & Masha Slamovich vs The Elegance Clique w/M & Personal Concierge
ASH does her borderline racist fake karate before Lei stares her down and tags in Heather. Heather avoids Lei, Lei throws a few Tornado Kicks to make a point and Heather tags out. Heather being 4’8″ helps her here. Concierge says “There’s no Karate in wrestling”. ASH, Lei and Masha are in the ring, ASH is trying to decide who she wants to face, but the Concierge google translated it and hands it to ASH, before the face team rocks ASH. Masha lifts up Lei and Lei does the Liu Kang Bicycle Kick, steering more into her Mortal Kombat aesthetic. Senton off the apron from Lei and Masha dives into the pile, the comedy heels are getting leveled. We go to commercial and come back with Lei getting Double Teamed but she spins it into a weird Neckbreaker..but can’t tag out just yet. Lei blocks Heather, Enzuigiri, simultaneous tag, Masha is Yakuza kicks for all and the 2 for 1 Lariat/DDT special. Near fall, but Masha goes for murder, but Heather breaks it, Rocket Launcher/Code Breaker from Elegance but Lei breaks up the pin. ASH tries to intimidate Lei with her fake Karate before throwing her out of the ring. Heather hits Lei with a handful of Glitter and then bounces her face off the post. Masha tries to stop ASH, Kelly’s music distracts Masha, Rarefied Air gives ASH the win.
Santino comes out and GOD DAMMIT no one wants to see Tommy Dreamer fight Mance Warner…that’s a useless thing. Pivot away…no one wants this. Oh no, now we have to listen to Steph talk too. Okay it seems to be a pivot, thankfully. Steph and Mance talk shit, Dreamer says something about Something is gonna happen…and Jake Something comes out. So…I guess we’re gonna build him up for 2 months and then job him out for 6 before he fucks off to his home galaxy or whatever?Â
.@indi_hartwell has a run in with Tessa Blanchard!
WATCH #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/cF0F1ZLikj pic.twitter.com/I6UCCk2fAG
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) June 20, 2025
Really wish Indi just opened with the Billy Butcher classic of, “Oi Cunt!” – but this wasn’t bad.Â
Eddie Edwards & JDC w/Alisha & Brian Myers vs Matt Cardona & Home Town Man
I hate… Cardona so much more now. Heel reasons for Cardona…go away heat for Deaner.
JDC wants the Home Town Man to start…and Deaner does his stupid Flip Flop and Fly, Cardona tags in, JDC is eating some offense, Cardona wants the Reboot, JDC powders, Cardona Dives but then Lish and the general numbers catch up to Cardona. Eddie is legal, and now they isolate Cardona with some decent tandem work and isolation. This turns into kind of a schmoz, lots of silly spots, near falls and then Home Town doofus gets the cradle pinfall on Eddie.
Whenever Deaner is involved I can’t be asked to care. The System beats Cardona and Deaner down, but Eddie did eat a pin. Which is embarrassing not even for work reasons, like it’s just sad.
Champion’s Challenge: The Rascalz, Joe Hendry, Leon Slater & Elijah vs The Kaiba Boys, Moose, Steve Maclin & Trick Williams
Elijah and Nic start things off, slow push off, arm wring, top wristlock, simple chain wrestling start. Nic breaks the chain and hits a Dropkick, Elijah runs the ropes and hits a Diving Lariat and starts the Rope Walk. Nic seems far to awake and alert for that move then, I hate how people pull that off too early. Wentz gets tagged in, Nic tags in Maclin who wasn’t looking for a tag, but him and Wentz have a nice clash, Trey tags in, they try to double him, but they pause and look at each other. Maclin asks for a tag, no one tags him so he Chops Ryan to tag him in and throws him in.
The little nod to Maclin and Rascalz history and the fact the faces realize Maclin isn’t a piece of shit. A little MCMG homage tandem attacks on Ryan, Wentz punctuates with the Handspring Knee Lift, Ryan tags out to Trick. Trick and Wentz go back and forth, Rascalz have Trick eating offense, Moose tries to slow things down, both Trick and Moose powder, Rascalz Double Golden Triangle Moonsaults. Trey gets tripped by Nic, Moose hits Lights Out, but there’s no referee so it’s a little chaotic.
Out of the commercial things are controlled kinda and we see a simultaneous tag to Moose and Leon. Leon comes out hot, level Moose with a Leg Lariat, attacks Nic Nemeth, attacks Ryan, and then Moose hits Leon with the Stun Gun. Moose looks to tag in Maclin but Maclin jumps off the apron. Trick takes the tag, keeps control, Trick forcibly tags in Maclin but Ryan tags himself in and pulls Leon to the Champions’ corner, Nic tags in and isolates Leon, with the Kaibas quick tagging and keeping Leon down.
Moose tags in, tries to Suplex Leon about four times but Leon stops it then counters the Suplex. Moose tries to cut him off, but the Champions distract the ref so the ref can’t see Leon tag out. Nic and Moose doubling up and Leon is the bump guy of this last portion of the match. Big Uranage from Moose…Moose looks for Lights Out but Small Package almost ruined things, Body Scissors Cradle, GAME CHANGER! Moose looks to hit a Jacknife Powerbomb but Leon turns it into a DDT. Maclin and Ryan start fighting, Nic Superkicks Maclin, Hendry and Nic tag in, Hendry is a house of fire. Sack of Shits for everyone! Nic, Ryan, there’s a pause when Hendry is face to face with Trick and Trick gets Uppercuts first then Sack of Shit! Standing Ovation on Nic, but Ryan blocks, Kaibas try a tandem attack but Hendry Lariats them both. Elijah tags in and is the maestro of the crowd and chopping Ryan to some fun. Ryan goes for a Polish Hammer but eats the Knee Lift. Signature spam time…
Ryan tries to use the International title but Maclin grabs the title away from Ryan, clocks Nic, Standing Ovation into the Highwayman’s Farewell. Champions lose!
Overall Score: 4/10
Well this was a rough one boys and girls. Sami and EY was just an overbooked shitshow, Lei Ying Lee is unfortunately in a spot where it’s obvious TNA has no clue how to use her, the Elegantos are the New Beautiful People, and I’m not mad at that. But you need to space out your goofball crap. You can’t have Elegance Clique, Home Town Moron and Santino in 3 consecutive segments. And if anyone goes “it was 3 out of 4” that’s doesn’t lessen my point, the beauty of Pro Wrestling being a variety show is…FOR VARIETY! When the lead match feels stupid because of bad pacing, poor selling and overbooking with two losers, it feels like a useless match with idiots, then comedy, followed by more comedy…you see how that’s literally NOT VARIETY.
Figure it out seriously. This was a disappointing episode. If you’re a casual viewer than it’s just chalk for TNA doing cringe and borderline goof crap since they’ve always steered a little more into the carny than other companies. But this show was…where’s Jisoo and Jenny? I feel like I need that gif:
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