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Mitchell’s NJPW New Year Dash Results & Report! (1/5/24)
Happy New Year Dash!
Will 2024 be Mighty?
NJPW keeps the momentum from WrestleKingdom 18 going with a star-studded New Year Dash! Okada, Ishii, Moxley and Bryan, on the same team?!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Ryusuke Taguchi; changed to…
- NJPW World Television Championship: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Ryusuke Taguchi; Tanahashi wins and retains the title.
- Bishamon VS Kaito Kiyomiya & Ryohei Oiwa; Bishamon wins.
- Young Lion Sendoff: El Phantasmo & Hikuleo VS Yuto Nakashima & Oskar Leube; ELP & Leo win.
- 12 Man Tag: Tama Tonga, Shota Umino, Togi Makabe, Tomoaki Honma, El Desperado & Master Wato VS The House of Torture; Tama, Shota, Makabe, Honma, Desperado & Wato win.
- 10 Man Tag: The United Empire VS Bullet Club War Dogs; No Contest.
- 10 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS Just5Guys; Just5Guys win.
- KOPW Championship 10 Minute Scramble Fatal 4 Way: Toru Yano VS VS Great-O-Khan VS YOH VS Taiji Ishimori; Ishimori wins and is the provisional 2024 KOPW Champion.
- 8 Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii, Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson VS TMDK; TMDK wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Ryusuke Taguchi!
The Ace of the Universe and new President of NJPW is also the NEW NJPW World Television Champion. After winning the title off Zack Sabre Jr, Tanahashi promised to lead by example in the New Year. Will he do so right off the bat tonight?
Before the bell, Taguchi gets the mic. “President. January 4th is done, today is January 5th. This is the day to show NJPW what’s next. Straight from the opening match, we need to show NJPW. So New Year Dah, January 5th, 2024, let’s do it 1v1 for that title, the NJPW World Television Championship! Thank you very much.” The fans cheer that! Taguchi gets the fans to chant “SACHOU! SACHOU! <President! President!>” Tanahashi is handed the mic, and Tanahashi says let’s do it then! Taguchi’s all fired up now, but will the Funky Weapon end “Season Two” with the very first episode?
NJPW World Television Championship: Hiroshi Tanahashi VS Ryusuke Taguchi!
The bell rings and we’re on the clock! The two circle and the fans rally up. Tanahashi and Taguchi feel things out, Taguchi toying around with how he goes high then low with the call. Tanahashi is a little annoyed and the two reset. They circle, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and Taguchi headlocks. Tanahashi throws body shots, slips out the back to headlock, but Taguchi slips out to headlock back. The fans cheer and Taguchi grinds the hold. Tanahashi throws body shots, powers out, and things speed up as he bypasses Taguchi again and again to keep him running the ropes. The fans rally up as Taguchi just keeps going and going and going!
Taguchi starts slowing down as he tires out! He swings, Tanahashi dodges, then Tanahashi catches Taguchi for a GROUND COBRA! TWO!! Taguchi escapes and flounders to a corner. Tanahashi stomps and SPANKS the Funky Weapon! The ref counts, Tanahashi lets off, and Tanahashi calls his shot. Tanahashi brings Taguchi around, but Taguchi CHOPS! He has life after all! Tanahashi fires his strike fest and Taguchi sits down. Tanahashi gives Taguchi a point-blank Hip Attack! Fans are torn as Tanahashi uses that to mock Taguchi. Tanahashi runs, but Taguchi somersaults to ROLLING HIP ATTACK!
Fans fire up and Tanahashi bails out. Taguchi goes up and up and TRIANGLE PLANCHAS! Direct hit and the fans fire up! Taguchi hurries to his feet, the fans rally behind him, and Taguchi drags Tanahashi up. Taguchi puts Tanahashi in, brings him around, and snap suplexes! Uno Amigo, but then Tanahashi TWIST ‘N’ SHOUTS! But Taguchi DOS AMIGOS right back! TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Tanahashi blocks the third amigo! The fans rally up as Taguchi keeps trying, and he completes THREE AMIGOS! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Taguchi kips up! Taguchi then goes to a corner and calls upon the powers of Strong Style!
Taguchi aims at Tanahashi, “SACHOU~! ORYA~!” BUM-A-YE!! Cover, TWO!! But into OH MY GAH ANKLE!! Tanahashi endures, Taguchi thrashes the hold, but Tanahashi fights up. Taguchi chicken wings, but Tanahashi drops! So Taguchi drops on Tanahashi! TWO!! We hit five minutes, Taguchi runs up but Tanahashi gets around to O’Conner Roll BRIDGE! Cover, TWO!! Taguchi has a GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! Both men rise up, Taguchi runs in, sunset flips, and PANTSES Tanahashi!! Cover, TWO!! Tanahashi has the cover, AND WINS!!
Winner: Hiroshi Tanahashi, by pinfall (still NJPW World Television Champion)
Tanahashi ends up impersonating Taguchi without meaning to on that one! But the President of the Universe holds onto his title by the seat of his pants, will this be the kind of wild excitement “season two” brings to NJPW World?
There’s a video message on the tron?
Even President Tanahashi is surprised by this. A car pulls up and a man puts on a martial arts ghi. The man trains hard in the gym. The car door opens, and flip-flops step out? That man is MATT RIDDLE!! “Konichiwa, NJPW. My name is Matthew Riddle, the King of Bros, and I got my eyes set on Tanahashi-san, the Ace of NJPW. I’ll see you soon, bro.” Fans are excited for this coming battle, but what is Tanahashi’s response? He gets back in the ring and gets the mic to say, “Anytime, anywhere, I’ll do it. But uh, I have no idea who that guy is, so I’ll have to do some research.” The Ace plays this diplomatically, but will he be very familiar with The Bro very soon?
After the Young Lion Sendoff…
Yuto Nakashima & Oskar Leube were impressive tonight, but they could not best the dual IWGP Heavyweight & NJPW Strong Openweight Tag Team Champions. But the champions show respect to these two by helping them up. Yuto and Oskar are each going to depart on excursion, so the champions want them to go knowing they have the respect of their senpai. And in a show of respect back, Yuto & Oskar deeply bow dogeza style. How much will young Yuto & Oskar grow while away from their home here in NJPW?
But wait, CHASE OWENS attacks the champs?! He LOW BLOWS ELP and hits the JEWEL HEIST!! Leo gets back up but Chase runs away! Chase gets a mic to say, “Congratulations on your IWGP Heavyweight title win last night, WrestleKingdom. Enjoy ’em now, because as of now, I officially challenge you for the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team titles. And my partner? A man you two both know very well. My partner… KENTA!” Fans can’t believe it but then Leo tells Chase, “WE ACCEPT! And bring Kenta!”
The Headbanga & Young Guerrilla still owe the Crown Jewel AND the Fang Revived for their part in kicking Guerrillas of Destiny out of Bullet Club. Will this finally be the revenge they’ve wanted? Or will Bullet Club take the titles and be the 101st team to hold them?
12 Man Tag: Tama Tonga, Shota Umino, Togi Makabe, Tomoaki Honma, El Desperado & Master Wato VS The House of Torture!
Now this is a massive match! The Good Bad Guy just took back the NEVER Openweight Championship from Shingo Takagi last night, but he’s already shifting gears. He teams with the Roughneck, the Unchained Gorilla, Everybody’s Kokeshi, the NEW IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion and the Way to the Grandmaster to take on their common enemies! Will this veritable Avengers ensemble be victorious? Or will Evil, Yujiro Takahashi, Sho, Dick Togo, Yoshinobu Kanemaru & Ren Narita ruin everyone’s 2024 already?
Tensions are running high as the ring fills up, and it’s Desperado and Kanemaru who spark the massive brawl! Fans fire up as Tama’s team takes it to the House! The bell rings to get his on record as everyone but Kanemaru and Desperado spill out to the floor! Kanemaru whips Desperado to a corner, but Desperado goes up and over. We’re watching commentary introductions as things speed up, and Desperado arm-drags Kanemaru out! Then Desperado builds speed, only for Kanemaru to move. Desperado eggs Kanemaru on but Sho attacks from behind! Fans boo as this goes just like backstage last night!
Sho & Kanemaru double whip, but Desperado BOOTS Sho and runs Kanemaru over! Wato runs in to RANA Sho! Fans fire up, Desperado CLUBS Kanemaru, and he UPPERRCUTS Kanemaru to the corner. Tag to Honma and fans rally up. Honma brings Kanemaru around to fire forearms, then he whips. Kanemaru reverses, runs in, but Honma BOOTS! Kanemaru mule kicks in return! Kanemaru claws eyes, runs, but Honma runs him over! Fans fire up for the FALLING- NO, Kanemaru avoids the kokeshi! The House BLASTS Tama’s team off the apron! Dick stomps Honma around, and Yujiro POSTS Desperado!
Kanemaru & Dick DOUBLE SUPLEX Honma, then Kanemaru covers. TWO, but Kanemaru tags in Evil. The King of Darkness storms up and drags Honma around. Then he BLASTS Tama just because! Evil drags Honma up, whips him and SURPRISE~! The blue buckle pad is gone! The fans boo as the House Special comes into play. Tag to Yujiro and he drags Honma up. Tokyo Pimp RAMS Honma into the bare buckles! Fans boo but Yujiro snapmares Honma to cover. Wait, that’s a choke! The ref counts, Yujiro lets go at 4, and smirks as he brings Honma up. Yujiro stands Honma up against ropes, to BOOT!
Fans rally for Honma but Yujiro shoves him down to cover. TWO, and fans cheer! Yujiro kicks Honma around, eggs him on, but Honma growls. Yujiro CLUBS Honma, but Honma growls more! Honma counter punches, and counter punches, and then swings, but Yujiro claws eyes! Fans boo, but Honma catches Yujiro to a spin and DDT! The fans rally as Honma crawls, hot tag to Makabe! Makabe rallies, BLASTS the House, but Yujiro kicks low. Yujiro runs, but Makabe CLOBBERS him! Fans fire up and Makabe runs in to SPLASH at the corner! Makabe climbs up, but Evil attacks! So Tama attacks Evil! Tama whips Evil to a corner to SPLASH!
The guerrilla and the Gorilla climb up, and they rain down fists on Evil & Yujiro! They go all the way to TEN, laugh, and then send Evil out! Makabe reels Yujiro in but Yujiro fights the Northern Lights. Makabe CLUBS Yujiro, runs, but Yujiro catches him into a REVERSE DDT! Yujiro and Makabe stand back up, and Yujiro whips Makabe to a corner. Yujiro runs in to BOOT, then he runs. He ducks one lariat, but not the SOUTHPAW! The fans fire up while both men are down! Makabe and Yujiro crawl, hot tags to Shota and #SouledOut Narita! Shota SHOTGUNS Narita, and BLASTS Dick! Fans fire up and Shota runs to UPPERCUT Narita!
Shota whips corner to corner, runs in again, but Narita BOOTS him! Narita runs but into a scoop DROP, and then the SHOTGUN! Cover, TWO! Fans fire up for Shota as he drags Narita into a cravat neck wrench! Narita endures, flails, but Shota keep shim from ropes, to throw HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Shota uses what Jon Moxley’s taught him, and tells Narita he ain’t getting off that easy! MORE HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then Shota drags Narita up, kicks and underhooks, but Narita shoots around to SLEEPER! Shota throws Narita off, kicks low, and TORNADO- NO, Narita shoves Shota away.
Shota runs back up but Narita sends him to ropes, where Dick gets a cheap shot in! Then Narita JUMPING STOMPS Shota down! Tag to Dick and then the House BLASTS the corner! Yujiro & Evil whip Shota to a corner, Dick runs in to elbow! Sho runs in to forearm! Yujiro BOOTS, Kanemaru elbows, and Evil clotheslines! Then FISHERMAN BUSTER! Dick covers, TWO! Fans rally for Shota but Evil distracts the ref. Dick uses the SPOILER CHOKER on Shota! But Tama CLUBS Dick and throws him out! GUN- NO, Evil blocks, clinches, EVERY- NO, Tama slips free to TONGAN TWIST! But Kanemaru dropkicks Tama’s legs out!
Desperado runs in, he dodges Kanemaru’s low dropkick, and Desperado reels him in for a BIG back suplex! Sho runs up to SPEAR Desperado! Wato baits Sho in, shoulders him away then SPRINGBOARD UPPERCUTS! But Dick DECKS Wato! Dick storms back up on Shota, reels him in, but Shota fights free. Dick pokes Shota’s eyes! Dick runs, into a POP-UP UPPERCUT! PARADIGM SHIFT! Cover, Shota’s team wins!
Winners: Tama Tonga, Shota Umino, Togi Makabe, Tomoaki Honma, El Desperado & Master Wato, by pinfall
But Narita CHOKES Shota with the push-up bar! The fans boo but Narita grins as he chokes out his rival! Then he CLOBBERS Shota with it!! Desperado grabs at Narita, also pissed over Narita leaving Team Strong Style behind! But Kanemaru CRACKS Desperado with the whiskey bottle! Kanemaru hits Wato, too! Sho has his Torture Tool, and he CLOBBERS Wato with it! Sho CHOKES Desperado with the wrench, Kanemaru grabs the IWGP Junior Heavyweight title, and CLOBBERS Desperado with it! But then Tama storms up, only for Evil to LOW BLOW! EVERYTHING IS EVIL!! Fans boo as the House stands tall!
Evil drags Tama up so that Yujiro can handcuff the Good Bad Guy! Evil has scissors!! HE CUTS TAMA’S HAIR!! The fans boo as Evil shows off his trophy, and then holds up the NEVER Openweight title. Fans tell the House to go home already, but Evil rubs the belt and the hair in Tama’s face. Kanemaru does the same to Desperado with the Junior Heavyweight title. Evil tells everybody to shut up, and Kanemaru pours whiskey all over Desperado. The House stands together in the ring to soak up all the heat. Will there be no stopping them from making 2024 the Year of Evil?
After the 10 Man Tag, United Empire VS Bullet Club War Dogs…
Things were chaotic before the bell and only got worse during the match, so the whole thing was thrown out. But that only made things wilder, with the United Empire finally standing tall after Will Ospreay POWERBOMBS Gedo through a table!! After making sure a bloodied Francesco Akira is alright, Ospreay then gets the mic. “OI OI OI!! Bullet Club, you bunch of soft pricks! We are still standing!” Fans cheer that! Ospreay says it seems Bullet Club wants a fight. “February the 11 is my last match with NJPW. And I will fight side by side with my brothers, the men that got me to the dance! The men that made Will Ospreay!
“My five VS your five, and I’ll let you pick the rules! See you in Osaka, b*tch!!” The fans are all fired up now, but David Finlay makes sure to grab the mic so Ospreay doesn’t have the last word. The fans boo but Finlay tells them all to simmer down while he’s talking. Ospreay must be really, really, REALLY stupid if he’s letting Finlay pick the rules. How about they do this with NO rules? NO DISQUALIFICATIONS! NO ESCAPE! Because Ospreay’s last NJPW match, his last match of his CAREER, ends in a STEEL CAGE!! A 10 Man Steel Cage match!? The War Dogs are looking to put the United Empire down, but will this not be the end of Ospreay?
After the 10 Man Tag, LIJ VS J5G…
Taka Michinoku pulled off the win for his team, hitting Bushi with the Michinoku Driver 2.0. The tensions were still high as the two teams stared down, and Sanada gets the mic. Sanada has everyone calm down, and he says that everyone here feels like still fighting. So in that case, how about we make things interesting? Fans like the sound of that. Sanada proposes an idea to Naito. It’s only right here, right now, that they can fight on the frontlines. So how about they have a rematch from WrestleKingdom? The fans rally behind Naito for that one. Naito tips his cap to Sanada, and then steps away.
Sanada picks up the mic again to then say he has one more thing to say. The winner of this match, J5G, would like to ask LIJ to take their leave. LIJ reluctantly leaves, following Naito out of the arena. Taka then takes the mic and the fans cheer. Taka notes that Just4Guys formed just a year ago, and then moved up to Just5Guys soon after. They’re together now, and they stand here just as they started, with no championships. But! In 2024, NJPW and all of Japan, maybe even the WORLD of wrestling, will be moved and changed by Just5Guys! The fans cheer that, AND OFF COME TAICHI’S PANTS! But what will their first move in the New Year be?
KOPW Championship 10 Minute Scramble Fatal 4 Way: Toru Yano VS VS Great-O-Khan VS YOH VS Taiji Ishimori!
The Clown Prince of NJPW has been KOPW Champion before, and even two whole years! The Dominator has come close before but Mr. Direct Drive and The Bone Soldier are now in the mix! Who will start off this year’s KOPW chase with the cerulean blue around their waist?
The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who starts on the road to be King of Pro-Wrestling!
The bell rings and we’re on the clock! Yano, Yoh & Ishimori all attack Khan! They throw Khan out and celebrate, then Yoh & Yano kick Ishimori! Chaos whips Taiji to a corner, then Yoh sends Yano in. Taiji dodges, whips Yoh, and then BOOTS him! But Yano shoves Yoh into Taiji, then rolls up Yoh! ROPEBREAK!! Yoh barely saves himself in time, and Taiji runs up. Yano CLAWS Taiji’s eyes then runs. But Yoh & Taiji DOUBLE DROPKICK him! Taiji throws up the Too Sweet, and Yoh returns it? But that’s a fake-out so Yoh can try and eat Taiji’s hand! Taiji kicks Yoh low and wipes his hand off on Yoh’s back.
Taiji whips, Yoh reverses and then he avoids the handspring! Things speed up, Yoh drop toeholds but Taiji avoids the basement dropkick to roll up. TWO, Yoh has the sunset! TWO, Taiji sits on it! TWO, Yoh has it! TWO and Taiji cradles, TWO!! Fans fire up, Yoh blocks a haymaker but Taiji blocks the backslide. So Khan trips them both, rolls them, DOUBLE CRADLE! But Yano breaks it up! Khan UPPERCUTS Yano, stomps him and whips him corner to corner, but Yano reverses. Yano unties a buckle pad! Fans cheer, but Khan storms up to waistlock! Yano flails, fights the lift, but Khan shifts to a roll-up, TWO!!
Yano stagger sup, ducks the haymaker and SLAPS Khan! Then Yano grabs hair. Khan breaks free to Mongolian Chop! And Mongolian Chop! Khan whips, Yano reverses, but Khan reverses back and Yano hits bare buckles! Khan Mongolian Chops! And UPPERCUTS! Yano falls back and the fans rally up. Khan drags Yano up, to push him into the bare buckles and CLUB him on the back. Fans fire up as Khan hops up, to sit on his throne! But Yoh is back, and he SMACKS Khan with the buckle pad! Taiji YANKS Yoh down, then climbs up to CLUB Khan! SUPER STEINER! Taiji covers, Yoh breaks it! Yoh SUPERKICKS Yano and rolls him up! Yoh scores!
King of the Mountain: Yoh
Mr. Direct Drive wears the proverbial crown but we still have over six minutes left! Taiji JUMP KNEES Yoh, POSTS him, then drags him back to hammerlock and scoop. SHOULDER BUSTER! Taiji then aims from the corner, Yoh rises, and the fans rally up. Taiji runs in, but Yoh SUPERKICKS! Both men are down and Khan hurries to capitalize! He covers Taiji, TWO! Khan covers Yoh now, TWO! Khan is frustrated but he hurries to get Yoh up. Khan TOSSES Yoh out, then goes back to Taiji. Khan drags Taiji up to a torture rack, but Taiji slips free! Taiji kicks a leg, sunset flips, but Khan stays up! Khan drags Taiji right up!
But Taiji pokes Khan in the eyes! Taiji runs, into a lift! Khan TOSSES Taiji out! We’re under five minutes, Yano rolls Khan up! TWO, but Yano hits M U! Cover, TWO!! Khan escapes but Yano runs. Khan gets around, IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Yano fades fast and Khan has the body scissors! Yano flails but Khan smothers him! The ref checks, Khan lets Yano go to then drag him up and reel him in. Scoop and T T D!! Cover, TWO?!? Khan is furious so he clamps on the HEAD ‘N’ ARM TRIANGLE! Yano endures the Katagatami, but Khan leans on the hold! Khan makes it a cover, TWO!!! Yano survives but he’s not free from the hold!
Khan squeezes tight and Yano is fading out! Khan covers, TWO?!? Yano survives and we’re under three minutes! Khan clamps on with the IRON CLAW, then he drags Yano up. ELIMINATOR! Cover, Yoh SUPERKICKS Khan down! Yoh is holding onto the crown! Yoh tunes up, fans fire up, and Yoh SUPER- NO, Khan blocks it! And hooks Yoh up, MIST CLUTCH ELIMINATOR!!! Cover, Khan takes the crown!
King of the Mountain: Khan
We’re under two minutes as two men are on the board! Can anyone score in the time left? Khan goes for another cover on Yoh, and gets another three-count! Too bad this isn’t about points scored. But Khan is too busy gloating and Yoh rolls him up! TWO!!! Khan escapes, then he drags Yoh up. But Taiji is lurking! He shoves the ref into Khan, LOW BLOWS, and he rolls Khan up! Taiji scores!
King of the Mountain: Taiji
We’re under a minute and Taiji plays keep away! Khan panics, so he tries to cover Yoh on the outside! This isn’t Falls Count Anywhere! And now we’re under 30 seconds! Khan hurries to put Yano in and covers, but Taiji breaks it! Then Taiji runs away again!
Khan gives chase but Taiji runs away to the crowd! TEN SECONDS! Khan chases Taiji but he can’t catch up, and time is up! Taiji wins!!
Winner: Taiji Ishimori (KOPW 2024 Champion, provisional)
The Bone Soldier Reborn outsmarts Khan and quite literally runs away with the title! And then he has to keep running because Khan is giving chase, armed with part of the railing! Will Khan get his iron claw on that title one way or another? Or will the KOPW be #REBORN?
BREAKING NEWS for Battle in the Valley!
NJPW’s return to California is going to be big, because the main event will be Kazuchika Okada VS Will Ospreay! The potentially last time we’ll see Rainmaker VS Aerial Assassin, who wins big in just one week?
8 Man Tag: Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii, Jon Moxley & Bryan Danielson VS TMDK!
The Rainmaker defeated the American Dragon in an incredible match just last night, and both have found a mutual respect for each other. They also bring in the Stone Pitbull and Maniac to make quite the quartet! Will this fantastic four be victorious? Or will they see that The Mighty Don’t Kneel?
The teams sort out and Bryan steps up against Zack Sabre Jr! Fans fire up as we get to see this rivalry reignite! These two circle, feel things out, and then break. They go around, Bryan hits an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! ZSJ shifts, laces legs, he and Bryan roll and ZSJ has the heel hook! Bryan sits up to have a cover but he instead wants an arm! ZSJ spins and slips free, and fans cheer this incredible opening exchange! Bryan smirks as he and ZSJ reset and feel things out again. They knuckle lock, go shoulder to shoulder, then ZSJ puts Bryan in a straitjacket stretch. But Bryan switches that right onto ZSJ!
Bryan brings ZSJ to his knees, drops back, but ZSJ uses that to go up and over and put the straitjacket back on Bryan! Fans cheer as Bryan stands up and they go around. Bryan arm-drags free, but keeps the straitjacket, only for ZSJ to spin and untie the straitjacket. They’re back to the test of strength, but Bryan KICKS a leg! ZSJ drops, rolls, and that puts pressure on Bryan’s wrists! Bryan endures but ZSJ KICKS him! They turn things and turn things, and Bryan KICKS! ZSJ KICKS! They KICK and KICK and KICK back and forth, the fans firing up with each shot! Bryan gets the edge but ZSJ rolls and wrangles Bryan.
Bryan kips up and wrenches to WRING ZSJ out. ZSJ BOOTS Bryan away, then ducks the Buzzsaw! Fans fire up the standoff! ZSJ and Bryan then back away, tag to Mikey Nicholls and Okada. Fans rally for Okada as he and Mad Mikey circle. They tie up, Okada headlocks but Mikey powers up and out. Okada RAMS Mikey but Mikey stays up. Mikey eggs Okada on, Okada runs, and they RAM shoulders again. Mikey runs now, and he runs Okada over! Things speed up, Okada hurdles then drop toeholds. Okada drops an elbow on Mikey’s back! Okada’s team BLASTS TMDK! Okada whips Mikey to a corner, then sends Moxley in to forearm!
Okada then sends Ishii to clothesline! And he sends Bryan to DROPKICK! Okada BACK ELBOWS Mikey, then runs to run Mikey over! Fans fire up as the dream quartet stands tall! Okada waits on Mikey to stand, and Alabama Lifts. Mikey CLUBS free, blocks the clothesline, and hits a BIG back suplex! Tag to Shane Haste and he stomps Okada around. Shane KICKS Okada, shakes out the leg, and then bumps Okada off buckles. Shane RAMS into Okada, CHOPS him, then tags ZSJ. ZSJ wrenches Okada’s bad arm, and again, and then steps over it. ZSJ looks right at Bryan as he takes advantage of all the damage Bryan did!
ZSJ has the DISARMER, then traps Okada’s arm in a hammerlock, and uses his legs to TWIST! Okada writhes, ZSJ drags Okada to the Mighty corner, and tags in Kosei Fujita. Ichiban Sweet Boy CLUBS Okada’s bad arm, then wrenches it for an ARM CODE BREAKER! Fans cheer and Fujita looms over Okada. Fujita scuffs Okada and kicks him around. Fans know that’s just asking for trouble! Okada stands up and ROCKS Fujita! Fujita wobbles but he shakes his head. Fujita fires forearm after forearm on Okada, but Okada knees low! Okada runs, but Fujita CHOPS! Okada is stinging from that one, but he still BOOTS Fujita down!
The fans rally up as Okada and Fujita are down. Okada and Fujita crawl, hot tag to Mikey! Mikey BLASTS Okada’s corner, then runs up. Mikey SWATS the lariat, back suplexes, but Okada lands out of it. Mikey elbows Okada, runs, but into the FLAPJACK! Fans fire up as both men are down again! Okada crawls, hot tag to Moxley! The Maniac hits a CUTTER on Mikey, then BLASTS the TMDK corner! Moxley sends Shane into railing! Fujita whips but Moxley reverses to send him into railing! Moxley storms back in, Mikey boots him but Moxley just grins. Moxley ROCKS Mikey, climbs up and rains down fists!
Fans fire up as Moxley goes to nine, then BITES Mikey! Red Shoes reprimands, Moxley lets off to put Mikey up top. Moxley CHOPS Mikey, climbs up, and CLAWS Mikey’s back! Then Moxley brings Mikey up to SUPERPLEX! And he keeps going! PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Moxley stays focused and he ties up the legs. TEXAS CLOVERHOLD! Mikey endures but Shane storms in. Shane throws forearms but Moxley eggs him on. Shane runs, so Moxley ROCKS him! But that means Mikey’s free! Mikey CLUBS Moxley, Shane LARIATS, and TMDK combine for the BACK SUPLEX NECKBREAKER COMBO! Mikey covers, TWO!
Mikey tags Shane in and they get Moxley up. Shane BLASTS Bryan, then helps Mikey in- NO, Moxley fights out of Highway to Hell to DOUBLE DDT! The fans fire up and Moxley reaches out! Hot tag to Ishii! The Stone Pitbull runs as the fans fire up, and Ishii clotheslines Shane in the corner! Then a whip, but Shane reverses. Ishii comes back to run Shane over! Ishii DECKS Fujita for good measure! Ishii hauls Shane up, but Shane fights the lift with elbows. Shane whips, Ishii reverses to SAIDO! Cover, TWO! Shane hangs tough but Ishii drags him up. Ishii reels Shane in but ZSJ storms up to get a SLEEPER!
Bryan storms in to get a SLEEPER on ZSJ! ZSJ still holds onto Ishii, though! Red Shoes reprimands, ZSJ lets go of Ishii and he bends Bryan’s arm! ZSJ slips around, Bryan slips around, repeat! They go back and forth, until Bryan runs to TOSS ZSJ out! Bryan goes out to FLYING KNEE ZSJ down from the apron! The fans fire up again and Ishii storms up on Shane. Shane throws a forearm, Ishii doesn’t budge! Ishii ROCKS Shane, whips, but Shane reverses to SAIDO! Fujita BLASTS Okada off the apron, and Mikey hauls Ishii up. TMDK whips Ishii to a corner, Fujita runs up to CHOP! Shane runs up to UPPERCUT!
Mikey fireman’s carries, Fujita & Shane coordinate, DOUBLE HIGHWAY TO HELL!! Cover, Okada breaks it! Okada BOOTS Mikey, Fujita kicks Okada. Fujita runs, into Okada’s DROPKICK! Okada dodges Shane to Alabama Lift, and REVERSE NECKBREAKER! Fans fire up and Ishii roars! Ishii runs as Shane rises, but Shane BOOTS the lariat! And BOOTS Ishii! Ishii roars but Shane ROUNDHOUSES! Shane calls his shot, and FALCON ARROWS! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives and fans fire up! Shane calls in Mikey and they get Ishii up. Mikey scoops, but Ishii fights free! Ishii shoves Mikey into Shane, and Moxley’s back! DOUBLE GERMAN SUPLEXES!
The fans fire up, Okada and Bryan storm in at the same time as ZSJ. ZSJ UPPERCUTS Okada, UPPERCUTS Bryan, repeat! But Okada UPPERCUTS ZSJ, then Bryan UPPERCUTS ZSJ! Okada spins ZSJ around to DDT, Bryan PENALTY KICKS ZSJ! Okada and Bryan clear the ring, Ishii feeds Shane to a ROLLING ELBOW from Moxley! Moxley has a SLEEPER, then feeds Shane to Ishii’s LARIAT! Cover, TWO!! Moxley PLANCHAS but Mikey DECKS him outta the sky! Ishii suplexes Shane but Fujita makes the save! ENZIGURI! Fujita DROPKICKS Okada down, too! Fans fire up as Fujita FLIES out onto Okada!
The fans are thunderous and ZSJ scoops Ishii! Ishii slips free, feed to Bryan! Bryan has the SLEEPER, he holds ZSJ down, and Ishii HEADBUTTS Shane! Ishii hauls Shane up, but Shane suplexes Ishii! All to get him up for Mikey! ZSJ slips around to get Bryan in an IRON OCTOPUS! Ishii takes the TANK BUSTER!! Cover, TMDK WINS!!!
Winners: TMDK, by pinfall
The Dream Quartet got caught off-guard by the MIGHTY quartet! ZSJ literally kicks Bryan out of the ring, and Okada even seems confused as to how this happened! Is this an ill-omen for how 2024 is gonna go for Okada, Ishii, Bryan & Moxley?
ZSJ gets the mic to tell Bryan, “Choto matte. <Wait a moment.>” ZSJ wants to do this one more time! He wants his rematch, d*ckhead! If Bryan can see him! Bryan throws his icepack at ZSJ but ZSJ punts it back. ZSJ tells Bryan that next time, he’ll #JustTapOut! Fans cheer the prospect of seeing those two go another round. Fujita then gets to talk, and he says he is no longer just TMDK’s Young Boy, but a full-fledged member of TMDK! Fans cheer that! Fujita then says he, Shane & Mikey are gonna go for the NEVER Openweight Six Man titles!! Okada holds up the belts and says Fujita’s nowhere near ready to challenge his Dream Trio!
Okada storms off, Fujita calls out Tanahashi on commentary even! The Ace President always treated TMDK like kids, so just wait and see what these kids do to you! Fans cheer the bravado, and Tanahashi even stands up from commentary to nod. When and where will TMDK get all these dream matches?
My Thoughts:
Wow, what an awesome New Year Dash! Probably one of the best they’ve ever done. I wish I’d had more time to actually watch all the matches, because clearly NJPW wants to make NYD must-watch on a level almost similar to WrestleKingdom. Great surprise that Taguchi made his match with Tanahashi into a title match, even though he still lost. And truly a surprise that Matt Riddle is in NJPW now. I do appreciate Tanahashi kinda throwing some shade at Riddle, acting like he doesn’t know about Riddle at all. Tanahashi VS Riddle, even in just a 15 minute NJPW World TV Championship match, will be awesome stuff.
I skimmed the matches I didn’t cover, so Bishamon VS the NOAH boys was still good stuff, and the Young Lion Sendoff was really great stuff. That shows promise for what NJPW expects out of the big ‘n’ tall combo that is Nakashima and Oskar. I’m curious as to where those two are going for excursion. Maybe it’ll be ROH. NJPW and ROH have had a partnership in that regard even before AEW showed up, and I think big guys like Oskar and Nakashima can do good stuff on ROH.
I covered the 12 Man Tag mostly because it was 12 men, all of House of Torture against various Faces. Great win for the Faces, but of course the House had to stand tall. Evil seems to be shifting away from the world title since he failed to steal it from Naito, so maybe Evil is going to try and take the NEVER Openweight title from Tama. I wish I had covered that first 10 Man Tag because that got wild. Akira does a SUPER Crossbody off the upper deck to wipe everybody out, and then he gets jammed with a fork to get bloody. That was after Gabe Kidd hit bare buckles and ended up bloody the old fashioned way, too. And now we’re counting down the days Ospreay has in NJPW before he’s in AEW full-time, and a 10 Man Cage match is going to be a wild finish to Ospreay’s NJPW run.
Good 10 Man from LIJ VS J5G, and great surprise that Taka wins it for the team. Of course Sanada wants his rematch and of course Naito holds his tongue. But their rematch, should it happen, will be a lot of fun. Great Fatal 4 Way scramble for the KOPW, that was a lot of fun, even though Khan pinning Yoh twice was kinda silly when it wasn’t an Iron Man match. Though I guess they didn’t wanna do that, because then it’s just like NXT’s Iron Survivor and that’d be weird. Ishimori winning this one was a good move, as Yano would be too obvious and we get to see Khan and Yoh in the chase pretty much all year.
And then, a great 8 Man Tag main event. I did not think Okada’s team was losing, but what a great way then to tease Bryan VS ZSJ round 2 and the NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Championship match. Fujita stepping up is great, too, he is proving himself a big part of this new generation. With Tanahashi being NJPW World TV Champion and President, I feel like this should be the moment he, Okada & Ishii drop the NEVER titles and we see Okada figure out what else to do in his already illustrious NJPW career. Ishii will be fine, he is always solid.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Will the landscape change again?
Eddy Thorpe keeps prodding and provoking Oba Femi, so he gets his last chance at the NXT Championship! Will Eddy truly be the alpha of NXT?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- NXT Heritage Cup Championship: Lexis King VS Charlie Dempsey; wins and
- NXT North American Championship: Tony D’Angelo w/ The D’Angelo Family VS Ridge Holland; wins and
- NXT Championship: Oba Femi VS Eddy Thorpe; wins and
PLAY BY PLAY
[Due to the scheduling choices of KVIA2 CW (El Paso & Las Cruces), coverage of NXT will not begin until 9PM Eastern]
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Time to burn it down!
Ahead of entering the Royal Rumble, Seth Rollins and Drew McIntyre go one more round in a rematch from WrestleMania 40!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Kofi Kingston w/ Xavier Woods VS Rey Mysterio; Rey wins.
- Bayley VS Nia Jax; Nia wins.
- PENTA VS Pete Dunne; Penta wins.
- Damage CTRL VS Pure Fusion Collective; DMG CTRL wins.
- Seth Rollins VS Drew McIntyre; Rollins wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Nia Jax ambushes Rhea Ripley!
The Irresistible Force is here on Raw to face Bayley, but she’s getting her payback on Mami for last week! She dribbles Rhea into the steel chain link fencing again and again, even as security and Adam Pearce rush in! They get Nia to stop, but Rhea is pissed! Will Nia regret riling up Rhea Bloody Ripley?
Jey Uso is here!
Dallas fires up and bounces along as it’s time to YEET! Michael Cole does his best to keep up with the beat as Main Event Jey makes his way down the bleachers. Wade Barrett is subbing in for Pat McAfee (the NCAA College Football Championship is also tonight), and Wade says Maggle looks like a “drunk grandpa” doing the YEET. Jey makes it to ringside, he high fives Maggle, then goes to the ring. But the YEET doesn’t slow down, it just keeps going! Jey grabs a mic and tells Dallas, “Main Event Jey Uso is now in your citaaaaaa~!” The fans cheer and join in with a “YEET!” Jey says this weekend, “YEET!” Saturday Night’s Main Event, “YEET!” Jey takes home the big one!
But then before Jey can continue, GUNTHER makes his way out here! Der Ring General, World Heavyweight Championship around his waist, makes his way right to the ring. Gunther grabs himself a mic while the fans boo. Jey paces but Gunther tells him, “Lemme guess, the next thing you were about to say is you were going to win the World Heavyweight title.” Jey confirms, he is gonna beat Gunther, then hang the title up in his room. Gunther says Jey really is “a funny little man.” But let’s not act like we both know it won’t happen. Last week, Jey was right here in front of Gunther, and he said every morning, he looks in the mirror and bets on himself.
The thing is, Gunther believes Jey. Gunther was looking forward to Saturday to square off with Main Event Jey Uso. Until today, when he saw Jey walking in here acting like that conversation last week never happened. Not after seeing Jey act like a complete DORK! Like he’s the company mascot for the fans! At this point, Gunther doesn’t even care. He could jsut as well get challenged by Jimmy Uso. Jey tells Gunther to not say something about his brother. Gunther says it doesn’t matter what Jey says, he never follows up with his actions! The fans are the only ones naive enough to believe everything Jey says. Gunther does not.
Bet on yourself? Until when? Until Roman Reigns whistles for him? Until Sami Zayn needs him? Until Jimmy needs him? Even Cody needed Jey and Jey showed up! All that makes Jey is a useful idiot, and Jey doesn’t even see it! Jey, your words and your actions do not align. Gunther’s always do! So on Saturday, when the bell rings, Gunther exposes Jey for the flash in the pan that has NO business being even this close to the World Heavyweight Championship. The fans boo but Gunther tells Jey to go. The fans “YEET! YEET! YEET!” but Jey says Gunther’s right again. Everything Gunther just said is true again.
Jey is the mascot of the WWE. And the fans here are his team. The fans are his squad. They ride with him! “YEET!” Slide with him! “YEET!” And they will be with him when he beats Gunther for the world championship! “YEET!” Jey reminds us he respects Gunther. But Gunther will respect Jey, too. Because only one of them in this ring main-evented a WrestleMania, and it ain’t Gunther. But then Gunther DECKS Jey! Gunther stomps Jey, the fans boo, but then Gunther DECKS Jey again! Gunther stands Jey up, but Jey TACKLES Gunther! Jey rains down fists and teh fans fire up! Gunther gets up, but Jey fires more hands!
Jey has Gunther’s shirt over his head for a hockey scrum! Gunther gets free, but Jey SUPERKICKS him down! The fans all “YEET!” while Der Ring General retreats! Jey has the belt and he dares Gunther to come get it! Jey drops it at the ropes, Gunther storms up to the apron, but Gunther stays back. Gunther leaves Dallas with the belt tonight, but will Jey leave San Antonio with it this Saturday?
The New Day walks the halls.
And then they spot someone. “Finally, somebody who understands!” JBL is here! They all shake hands, and JBL loves seeing them. Kofi Kingston says JBL is not just a champion and a Hall of Famer, but he’ll be on commentary tonight for The New Day’s match with that “hypocrite of a locker room leader,” Rey Mysterio. JBL should let New Day know they are the victims of a disgusting smear campaign! Kofi even sweetens the deal with a whole $2. Kofi says JBL understands being in a tag team but having to cut the deadweight to get ahead. And when he did, what happened? He had the greatest success of his career!
Not as great as The New Day, but please, be an acolyte for ya bois! JBL says yes, he does “get it.” Big E, all the muscles and charisma and personality, everywhere they go, the fans love Big E. Everyone chants for New Day, for Big E. You get rid of him, the fans have to pay attention to Kofi & Woods! Wow, okay. Backhanded compliments? Be that way. The New Day heads out, JBL asks if he can keep the two bucks. Will Kofi & Woods finally see who’s really in the wrong? Or will they continue to have a bad day here on Raw?
Backstage interview with Bayley.
Cathy Kelley is with the “busiest superstar” in WWE right now, as Bayley was on Raw, NXTÂ and SmackDown all last week. And she has an announcement to make, so for those who ahven’t heard, could she share? Yes, cat is out of the bag, Bayley is back on Raw officially via the Transfer Window! She started here after her NXT call-up, so it just feels right. But also, she is declaring for the 2025 Women’s Royal Rumble! And if you remember, she won the 2024 Rumble, so going back to back sounds really good. She could choose Tiffany Stratton, she could choose Rhea Ripley, or- Nia Jax interrupts.
Nia says Bayley can have Rhea, Nia gets Tiffy. Also, Nia is going to win the Women’s Rumble, not Bayley. Oh, yeah, Bayley did see what Nia did to Rhea earlier. If Nia wants to try that, Bayley dares her. Nia says she’ll see Bayley out there. Nia leaves, but will the Irresistible Force rough Bayley up the same way she did Rhea? Or will Bayley continue to be the Role Model, even after changing brands?
Kofi Kingston w/ Xavier Woods VS Rey Mysterio!
Raw returns and JBL is out there with Wade and Maggle already. The New Day makes their entrance, and they hate their song! They have it turn off, they get the tron to stop, and Woods says they already told the idiots in production that they’re no longer using that stuff! It’s ya bois, the NEW~ DAY~, and Dallas is starting to piss Kofi off! They have been doing this for too long and too well to be disrespected like this. They are walking Hall of Famers, unlike this FRAUD, JBL! JBL, give him that money back! Kofi snatches it out of JBL’s lapel pocket. Woods says Rey’s getting the brakes beat off him by the one and only Kofi Kingston~! BECAUSE NEW! DAY- “SUCKS!”
The fans chant “NEW! DAY SUCKS!” and the bell rings. Kofi and Rey circle, feel things out, and Kofi waistlocks to then headlock, waistlock, and he shoves Rey to a corner. The fans boo but Kofi soaks up that heat. JBL says this is the only time he’ll cheer a “deadbeat dad” like Rey. Rey and Kofi tie up, Rey waistlocks but Kofi switches to SLAM Rey down! Kofi slaps Rey around, and the fans boo as Kofi & Woods soak up the heat. Kofi taunts Rey, Rey and Kofi reset, and they tie up. Rey wrenches, hammerlocks, but Kofi wrenches out. Kofi wristlocks, Rey rolls and kips up, then Rey wrenches to headlock.
Kofi powers up and out, drops down then CLOBBERS Rey! The fans boo but Kofi keeps moving. Rey drops down, blows past Kofi, then tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Kofi staggers up, Rey dropkicks the legs out! Kofi is on ropes, Rey dials it up, but Kofi ducks the 619! Rey then PLANCHAS, but Kofi moves! Rey is on the apron, Kofi YANKS him down! The fans tell Kofi off but he drags Rey up and into the ring. Kofi then fires UPPERCUTS on Kofi, CHOKES him in the corner, then stomps a mudhole in! The ref counts, Kofi steps off, and then Kofi whips corner to corner. Rey reverses, runs up, but Kofi SWING KICKS! Rey GAMANGIRIS in return!
Rey RAMS Kofi, slingshots and SUNSET- NO, Kofi holds on, and he CLUBS Rey down! The fans boo but Kofi brings Rey in! Woods says watch this, “Hall of Famer!” Kofi lifts Rey, Rey pops free, but Kofi stomps away on him! Kofi glares at JBL, then he drags Rey up. The fans boo but Kofi SMACKS Rey off the apron. Kofi then reels Rey in, but Rey RANAS Kofi into the steel steps! The fans fire up as Rey rises, and Raw goes to break.
Raw returns and Kofi has Rey down with an armlock. Rey fights to his feet, the fans fire up, and the forearms go back and forth! Kofi ROCKS Rey, Rey ROCKS Kofi, but then Kofi kicks low! Kofi whips, Rey ducks ‘n’ dodges, then Rey leaps to FLYING FOREARM! Both men are down and the fans fire up again. Woods coaches Kofi while Rey goes to the apron. Rey then goes to the corner, but Kofi hurries over that way. Kofi fires body shots, then he climbs up after Rey. Kofi brings Rey up but Rey fires body shots in return! Rey BENDS Kofi’s fingers, then he HEADBUTTS Kofi! Kofi staggers up, Rey hits the SEATED SENTON!
Rey gets moving, but Kofi ducks the springboard crossbody! Kofi sunset flip, but Rey rolls through, basement DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Kofi goes to a corner, Rey CLUBS him, and the fans rally. The ref gets between them, but Kofi pokes Rey in the eyes! Kofi leaps, CROSSBODY SPLASH to the back! Cover, TWO! The fans rally for Rey as he stays in this. The fans chant “NEW! DAY SUCKS!” Woods argues with a fan, Kofi aims, TROUBLE IN- NO, Rey dodges, then comes back to RANA! Kofi is on ropes, Rey dials it up! But Woods trips Rey! The ref saw that clear as day! Woods argues with the ref, but the ref EJECTS Woods!
The fans fire up while Woods throws a fit! Rey DECKS Woods! But Kofi CLOBBERS Rey! The fans boo, but Kofi hauls Rey up! Rey victory rolls Kofi onto ropes! Rey redials, 619!! And then the springboard, but onto knees! Kofi covers, TWO!! Rey survives, the fans fire up, but Kofi seethes. Kofi hauls Rey up, clinches, S O- NO! Rey makes the SOS a cover, REY WINS!
Winner: Rey Mysterio, by pinfall
But Woods CLBOBERS Rey from behind! The New Day mugs Rey, the fans boo more, but here comes the LWO! Joaquin Wilde & Cruz Del Toro run The New Day off! The fans boo, Cruz & Wilde check Rey, but then the New Day sneak back in! They drag Wilde out to POST him! Cruz hurries but now New Day retreats for real! Insult to injury here, but will Kofi & Woods continue to be blinded by their own arrogance?
Backstage interview with Team American Made.
Cathy Kelley waits as Chad Gable is arguing with his own people, then says okay, sorry, he was inspiring the team. But yeah, he’s the talk of the whole freakin’ wrestling world the past week, but he is man enough to admit he has a problem. And it all started with losing to Penta last week! It was Dragon Lee before that, and Rey Mysterio before that. Gable asks, “What’re we gonna do her?” But he’s figured it out! He found a man who knows a thing or two about lucha libre, and that man is intelligent with a mustache to match. That man is Dominik Mysterio! While Dom helps Gable with his lucha problem, the team has their marching order.
Ivy Nile says there’s a Women’s Intercontinental Championship with her name all over it. Brutus says those tag titles should’ve already had their names on them, HAHA~! Julius mocks how War Raiders cry about “One more injury~ and we’re done forever~!” Like that’s something to be proud of? No more asking, they’re just taking! They’ll take those tag titles from a team near the end of their career and put them on a team that’s entering their prime. Gable says this team that bleeds red, white ‘n’ blue will have waists wrapped in gold, and it will be glorious. Team American Made heads out, but can Dirty Dom really help Gable clean up his act?
Sami Zayn is here!
Dallas sings his song, and the Underdog from the Underground goes right to the ring. He grabs a mic and thanks Dallas for that, that never gets old. But he wont’ beat around the bush, he’ll just get right to business. Sami spoke with Adam Pearce, and Sami is now officially entered into the 2025 Men’s Royal Rumble match! The fans like the sound of that! Sami says Rollins told him he’s already helped a lot of others, so time to help himself. Well, Sami thought about that, and thought about what he wants. When he thought about that, it opened a whole bunch of thoughts. Sami pictured what 14-year-old Sami wanted.
Sami thought about what the millions around the world who dream of becoming pro-wrestlers, and the thousands who actually live the dream and get to do it. And then the even smaller group lucky enough to call themselves WWE Superstars. And then the smallest group of all, the hardest to crack into at all, is the upper echelon, the top tier, and that is where Sami is now! The fans cheer, and Sami firmly believes he is as good as everyone else in that group. That group is all in the Royal Rumble, and the only difference between Sami and the others, aka Roman, McIntyre, Rollins, and so on, is that they all have a world title to their name… and Sami doesn’t.
Sami has said it before, he’ll say it again, he’s had a great life, a great career. He doesn’t need the world title to complete him. The fans have supported Sami throughout the years, and believe it or not, that support means more to him than any world title could ever mean! So no, Sami does not need that world title, but DAMMIT, he WANTS it!! The fans love that! Sami says 14-year-old Sami wants that title, and he’s still with Sami! That kid sets foot in this ring every time Sami does. So Sami doesn’t need it, he wants it, so he will TAKE IT! WAIT, Kevin Owens is here!? The fans boo and Sami is certainly stunned seeing SmackDown’s Prizefighter back on Raw.
Kevin, who is still carrying the “Winged Eagle” title, while wearing a Bret Hart merchandise jacket, makes his way to the ring. Kevin grabs the mic, and while fans boo, he looks to Sami. Sami says he knew it was a matter of time before Kevin showed up. How does Kevin wanna do this? Kevin asks what Sami means. Sami knows Kevin. We all saw what Kevin did to Cody over teaming with Roman, so how’s this going down? Aw, is that why Sami thinks Kevin is here? No, Kevin admits, he was upset at first. But he realizes now that Sami teaming with Roman isn’t the same as Cody teaming with Roman.
Sami and Roman had a lot of history, the same as Sami and Kevin. And Roman did terrible things to Sami that Sami overlooked, just as Kevin did to Sami that Sami has overlooked. Or rather, Sami forgave Kevin for those things. Same as him forgiving Roman! Because that is who Sami is: Sami is a good person. And Rollins is right, Sami does a lot for others, especially his friends. And well, Sami is still Kevin’s best friend. A brother even! Kevin is here to tell his brother that he whole heartedly believes Sami can and will win the Royal Rumble. Kevin knows that the Sami he’s known for 20 YEARS will win the Royal Rumble!
And why? Because Sami deserves it! Sami deserves to go to WrestleMania and fight for the WWE Championship, and Kevin knows Sami will do it! Then Kevin and Sami can accomplish one more thing together. Think of everything they’ve done and seen each other do in this business. They main-evented WrestleMania to become tag team champions. But there’s one more thing they haven’t done: main event WrestleMania for THE WWE Championship. And when Sami wins the Rumble, they can do that, so long as Kevin walks away THE WWE Champion. But Kevin knows both of those things are going to happen.
Kevin knows Sami will win the Rumble because Kevin has his back. He does. And Kevin knows he’ll be THE WWE Champion because just like Sami had Roman’s back, he’s got Kevin’s back. Right? Kevin just knows it. Sami is his best friend, his brother, and if Kevin needs him, Sami will be there. Kevin drops his mic and heads out, but Sami is rather confused. Is Kevin suggesting Sami do what it sounds like? What will Sami do on this Road to WrestleMania?
Backstage interview with Sheamus.
Cathy is with The Fella and brings up his Intercontinental Championship match he has this Saturday against Bron Breakker. Why is this title so important to him? Sheamus says many would look at his career, and say he has the perfect backwards WWE career. He was only six months into his career, and he beat one of the biggest names this business has ever seen in John Cena to become WWE Champion. Ironically, the Intercontinental Champioship is what drew Sheamus to the WWE. That title has become an obsession for the past five years, but guess what? The stars are aligned! Saturday Night’s Main Event, Sheamus will bust Bron aside and fulfill destiny!
Sheamus will win the last championship he has yet to win! And for everyone who is watching, Let’s Go, Irish! A quick shoutout to Notre Dame, but then Sheamus spots Bron Breakker. Bron tells Sheamus that this title is Bron’s. This is as close as Sheamus will ever get to winning it. Because on Saturday, Bron beats him and BREAKS him like an old man! So just do us all a favor and retire. Sheamus shoves Bron, but Bron laughs it off and takes his leave. Will the Celtic Warrior finally have his WWE Bingo in another banger? Or will this title still belong to Bron Breakker?
Bayley VS Nia Jax!
The Role Model and the Irresistible Force were just on SmackDown but they’re bringing their beef over to Raw! Will Bayley make her official transfer back a successful one? Or will Nia be rolling towards the Royal Rumble?
Well, well, well, Roxanne Perez seems to be stalking Bayley. She was in the crowd for SmackDown last Friday, and now she’s here in the crowd tonight. The bell rings, Nia runs up, but Bayley dodges! Nia hits buckles, Bayley fires hands, then runs to ELBOW her! Bayley climbs up to rain down fists! The fans count, Bayley ges to 6 before Nia brings her off the corner! Bayley still fights, but Nia stops the rana! Nia brings Bayley up to a fireman’s carry, but Bayley kicks off ropes! TORNADO DDT! Cover, TWO! Nia sits up but Bayley fires hands! Bayley runs, but into a POP-UP HEADBUTT! Bayley sputters, Nia covers, ONE!!
Bayley scrambles away but Nia stalks her. Nia puts Bayley on the ropes, CHOKES her, but the ref counts. Nia lets off at 4, she soaks up some heat, then she HEADBUTTS Bayley again. Bayley goes to a corner, Nia digs her boot in, but the ref counts. Nia stops at 4, the fans boo some more, and Bayley crawls. Nia drags Bayley up, pushes her down, then runs, only for Bayley to avoid the elbow drop! Bayley fires forearms, then whips. Nia takes a swing but Bayley gets around to hit a back suplex! Cover, TWO! Nia is tougher than that but she’s also dazed. Bayley rises, runs in, but Nia URENAGES Bayley down! Now Nia climbs the corner!
The fans fire up as Bayley SHOVES Nia to the apron! Bayley BOOTS Nia to the floor, then builds speed! Bayley DIVES, down goes Nia! The fans fire up and Bayley gets in Roxie’s face! Roxie takes a swing, but Bayley blocks! Bayley DECKS Roxie! The fans go wild, security stops Roxie from getting at Bayley! Bayley mocks the little idiot, then goes back for Nia while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns and Nia drags Bayley up. Nia drops a LEG on the arm! Cover, TWO!! Bayley survives and Nia grows frustrated. Nia taunts Bayley, the fans boo Nia, and Bayley sits up. Nia drags Bayley by her hair, then runs, but Bayley avoids the leg drop! Bayley hurries to ELBOW Nia in the back! And then SLIDING LARIAT! Bayley keeps moving, and drops an ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Nia survives the onslaught but the fans rally for Bayley. Both women slowly rise up, and Bayley runs up to KNEE Nia out to the apron! Bayley then drags Nia in through the ropes, but Nia HOTSHOTS the bad arm!
Bayley writhes, Nia taunts the fans, then Nia goes back to the apron. Nia stands on Bayley’s bad arm! But Bayley avoids another leg drop! Nia clutches her lower back while she and Bayley both rise up again. Bayley runs in to SUNSET FLIP BUCKLE BOMB! Nia flops to the floor and the fans fire up! Bayley leaves Nia behind for the count to handle this. Nia is still down at 5 of 10, and at 7! Nia springs up and in at 8! But Bayley goes up, up, and she hits a BANZAI DROP! Cover, TWO! Bayley didn’t quite A-Nia-Late Nia, but she goes up to ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Nia survives again but if only barely!
The fans rally as Bayley brings Nia up. Nia shoves Bayley away, then scoops her, SHOULDER BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Bayley stays in this and the fans rally up again. Bayley goes to a corner, Nia runs in, and Nia SPLASHES Bayley! Bayley flounders against the ropes, then Nia runs in. Bayley TOSSES Nia to the apron, but Nia ROCKS Bayley! Nia drags Bayley up, and POSTS her! Bayley dangles in the ropes, and Nia snarls. Nia runs to HIP ATTACK Bayley against the post! Bayley flounders back in, the fans boo, and Nia climbs up! But Bayley is up to YANK Nia down! The fans fire up as Bayley runs, and she KNEES Nia down! Cover, TWO!!
Nia survives yet again but the fans continue to rally behind Bayley. Bayley goes up a corner, but now Nia is up! Nia ROCKS Bayley, then climbs up after her. Nia fireman’s carries, but Bayley squirms around! SUPER SUNSET FLIP BOMB!! Cover, TWO?!?! Nia survives that wild fall but Bayley goes right back up! MACHO ELBOW!! Cover, TWO!!! Nia survives again and Bayley is beside herself! Nia and Bayley rise, and the fans fire up again. Bayley reels Nia in, but the bad arm won’t let her clinch! Nia fireman’s carries, but Bayley fights free! Bayley runs, CHOP BLOCKS a leg, then hurries to run again. Nia POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS!!
Nia hurries to SENTON! Then she drags Bayley to a drop zone! Nia goes up, to A-NIA-LATE Bayley! Cover, Nia wins!!
Winner: Nia Jax, by pinfall
A powerful battle between two former champions, but the Irresistible Force crushes Bayley on her return to Raw! But wait! RHEA RIPLEY makes her way out here! Mami wants revenge, and Nia says bring it! They brawl in the ring, the fans fire up, and Rhea HEADBUTTS Nia! Rhea RAMS Nia into the corner again and again, but here comes security! The fans want to “LET THEM FIGHT!” but the two are separated! But then Nia breaks free to SPLASH Rhea and whoever else was in the way! Nia CLUBS away on Rhea, producers and refs rush out here to stop this, but Rhea is up! She LEAPS at Nia for more!
The fans are thunderous as Rhea shoves everyone out of the way to ROUNDHOUSE Nia! Nia falls out of the ring, but rhea isn’t done! Rhea goes to the apron, but Nia trips her up! Nia DRIBBLES Rhea off the announce desk! Nia now clears the desk, and Adam Pearce is shouting that this is enough! Nia puts Rhea on the desk, but security swarms her! Wait, Rhea is back up! CANNONBALL!! Rhea takes Nia and the security guards out! The fans fire up but producers have to drag Rhea away from Nia! Dallas cheers on “MAMI! MAMI!” and she grabs a mic. Rhea gets on the desk to shout, “YOU! ME! SATURDAY NIGHT’S MAIN EVENT!!”
The fans are all fired up, because now things are going to get wild in San Antonio! But will the Queen of the Ring A-Nia-Late Rhea? Or will Nia get eradicated?
Judgment Day meets with American Made.
The others aren’t so sure about this, but Chad Gable says Dom said he could help with Gable’s luchador problem. Does he have some info? C’mon! Help him out! Okay, okay. Dom has someone who can help Gable. Dom hands him a piece of paper, and Gable asks, “This is the guy?” Dom says it sure is. Gable tells Judgment Day and “JD McDouche” that he’s off to master the dark arts of lucha libre. The others ask Dom what this is all about. Dom says it’s a long story but he and Gable go way back. Okay, fine, but how does this help Judgment Day? Next week is the tag title rematch but Finn is still out of action from last week’s Street Fight!
Liv Morgan says listening to Finn hasn’t really helped them win, has it? C’mon, Liv, this is serious. They’re gonna have to forfeit! Dom says maybe he could sub in. Finn shouldn’t care so long as they get the titles back, right? JD says yeah, that’s a good point. They’ll get this. Liv says yeah, Finn should be fine. And Dom is quite the mastermind now, huh? Liv just hopes this plan goes better than the one he had for her match with Rhea. Hey, didn’t she say she was over that? Yes, she did. Can Dom not take a joke? Okay, okay. Dom does have a plan for Liv, though. And even though she’s not mad, he’ll make it up to her, okay? Oh, he will. Now, let’s go.
Liv & Dom head out, Raquel tells Carlito to stop staring. Will Judgment Day (not) keep it together?
Lyra Valkyria speaks.
“Last week, I walked into Raw ready to become a history maker. And that meant spreading my wings and shedding any dead feathers that made me doubt the heights I knew I was capable of reaching. I took fear, I took doubt, and I used them to become something more. And now that I have this, it’s about what comes next. And what comes next is building a legacy as a valiant, fighting Women’s Intercontinental Champion.” The Morrigan is ready for more, just how high will she soar?
WWE celebrates Martin Luther King Jr.
He had a dream, and that dream lives on in us. May we keep that dream alive so that it may come true every day.
Seth Rollins warms up backstage.
Sami checks with him and knows the match with McIntyre is coming up. But Sami just wants Rollins to know that as a friend, he appreciated the talk they had last week. Rollins knows, and he heard Sami out there. Rollins respects Sami’s choice. It’s about time we got that Sami back. And Sami is almost rooting for that Sami. But push comes to shove int he Rumble, Rollins will throw Sami right over the top rope. Sami says, “Not if I throw you out first.” Sami again wishes Rollins luck, then heads out. Rollins finishes his preparations, but Karrion Kross is watching from afar! Could Mr. Doomsday have his next target in mind?
PENTA VS Pete Dunne!
#CeroMiedo made its debut in the WWE just last week, and it was a massive hit! But now he’s up against a man who feels disrespected left, right, front and back! Will the Bruiserweight take out all his frustrations on the new kid in class? Or will Penta continue to blow the roof off the arenas?
The bell rings and the fans already chant, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta tells Dunne to listen, but Dunne grabs the hand! Penta KICKS Dunne, but Dunne CHOPS! Penta CHOPS, Dunne CHOPS, then the forearms start flying! Dunne headlocks, Penta fires body shots, and Penta powers out. Penta hurdles then mule kicks Dunne, and Dunne sputters away. Penta swaggers, but Dunne CLOBBERS him! The fans boo but Dunne grabs an arm. Dunne hammerlocks that arm, pulls on the other, and he bends the fingers back! Dunne STOMPS Penta’s arm! The fans tell Dunne off while Penta writhes, but Dunne drags Penta up again.
Dunne wrenches and whips, but Penta reverses. Then Penta runs up to GAMANGIRI! Penta whips again, Dunne reverses and he GAMANGIRIS! Penta sputters, Dunne brings him up, and Dunne whips. Penta reverses. Dunne goes up and flips and SUPERKICK from Penta! Penta hits Dunne outta the sky and Dunne bails out of the ring! The fans fire up and Penta says, “CERO! MIEDO!” Penta runs and DIVES into a forearm! Dunne gives back that anti-air, then he reels Penta in. APRON X-PLEX! Penta writhes again while Raw goes to break.
Raw returns, Dunne runs up to SLIDING FOREARM Penta down! The fans boo while Penta sputters, but Dunne runs up to SLIDINGN FOREARM again! Dunne paces, the fans chant, “Butch Sucks!” but Dunne just runs up on Penta. Penta dodges, mule kicks, and he runs to SLING-DOG! Dunne flounders to a corner, Penta runs and headstands on the corner! SWINGING DROPKICK! Dunne sputters more but Penta fireman’s carries. The fans fire up for the SWINGINGN DEATH VALLEY! Cover, TWO! Penta is frustrated, but the fans rally up again. Penta and Dunne rise up, and Penta goes after Dunne. Dunne ENZIGIRIS first!
Dunne STMOPS the hands, then he BUZZSAWS! Penta goes to a corner, Dunne runs up, but Penta SUPERKICKS! Penta runs up, DESTROYER!! Dunne tumbles out of the ring! The fans fire up with Penta and he builds speed again! Penta FLIES and down goes Dunne! The fans are thunderous while both men are out at the ramp! Penta and Dunne stir, the ring count climbs, and Dunne is in at 5 of 10. Penta rises at 6, and he slaps some sense into himself. Penta is back in at 7, DES- NO, Dunne stops the second shot and tucks Penta in! CRUNCHY DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!! Penta survives and the fans fire up!
Penta shakes out the bad arm, but he and Dunne sit up. They go forehead to forehead, then forearm for forearm! Dunne CHOPS, but Penta CHOPS! The fans cheer Penta on and he tells Dunne to listen! “CERO! MIEDO!” But Dunne bends the fingers, SNAPS them, then wraps Penta into a TRIANGLE HOLD! Penta endures, fights up, and he deadlifts Dunne, for a POWER BREAKER!! Dunne writhes, Penta grabs Dunne’s arm and traps it! Penta CLUBS Dunne, then grabs the other arm, SACRIFICE!! Dunne writhes in even more pain, but Penta brings him around. Pump handle, PENTA DRIVER!! Cover, Penta wins!
Winner: Penta, by pinfall
The luchador proved he could do power on top of punishing submissions, and he is 2-0 here on Raw! Will the Penta Era take over the WWE?
Logan Paul speaks.
“Man, it must suck to be a Logan Paul hater. For years, all of you have wanted me to fail. But you know why it’s never happened, and it never will? Because when I do something, I become the best at it. I became the King of the Internet. I was the only man in history to beat Floyd Mayweather. So what makes you think the WWE will be any different? Look around, dummies. This is my life now. And I will eat, sleep and breathe wrestling until I become the greatest superstar to step into that ring. You can quote me on that. You’re looking at the GOAT, ladies and gentlemen.” The Maverick makes his return next week in Atlanta, will he receive a “warm welcome?”
CM Punk is here!
The Voice of the Voiceless, the Second City Saint, the Best in the World, takes a page out of Jey Uso’s playbook by entering through the concourse and then the bleachers! Dallas fires up as he joins Jackie Redmond in the perch for an interview. Jackie says the fans love chanting Punk’s name, and thanks him for coming out here for this in-arena interview. Punk says before any questions, he has a question for us: “Is it great to be alive on a Monday night in Dallas, Texas or what?!” The fans cheer that, and Jackie says of course it is.
But to the question: There are only so many ways to get to the main event of WrestleMania, something Punk wants to do for the first time in his career. The Royal Rumble is certainly one way, but that is a match he’s never won. And it is shaping to become one of the most stacked fields ever. Punk, Roman, John Cena, Seth Rollins, Drew McIntyre, Sami Zayn, and more. So, the question is, what makes this Rumble different for Punk? Punk says, “History.” And he is a maker of history! Just three weeks ago, he main-evented the first Raw live on Netflix, and he beat Rollins, a man favored to win this year’s Rumble.
This business is a fickle one, constantly asking, “What have you down for me lately?” Punk says he makes history! And he’ll do it in two weeks when he walks in, throws 29 other superstars over the top rope. The stakes are much too high, the lights are much too bright, and the pressure is on! And that is when Punk feels alive and when he thrives. No one can beat Punk when he’s at his best and with the people behind him. Jackie brought up Cena, but Punk can’t see Cena throwing him out. Roman Reigns? Roman needed Punk’s help to settle family business at WarGames. And in the Rumble, there are no friends!
Punk has put McIntyre in the dirt, and don’t ask him about Sami. You put HOGAN in the rumble, Punk will throw his old ass out and kill Hulkamania once and for all! February 1st, 60 THOUSAND strong, on the Peacock, live and in living color, Indianapolis, Indiana, Punk will settle scores and cash in debts. He’ll even call in a favor or two if he needs to. On that night, 29 other men are going night-night, and ONE MAN gets his hand raised. One name, three syllables: C, M, PUNK! “CM” might stand for “Confident Man” right about now, but will Punk be unstoppable on this road not just to WrestleMania, but also the road to his dream?
Damage CTRL VS Pure Fusion Collective!
This rivalry went back and forth all over 2024, and it doesn’t seem to be slowing down just because it is a New Year. Will Dakota Kai & Iyo Sky finally kick PFC to the curb for what they did to Kairi Sane? Or will Sonya Deville, Shayna Baszler & Zoey Stark put them on the shelf right beside the Pirate Princess?
The teams sort out, the bell rings, and Kai starts against Shayna. Shayna opens with a KICK to the leg, but Kai walks that off. Shayna KCIKS again, Kai gets mad, and the two go again. Kai blocks one kick but not the second KCIK! Shayna runs up, fakes Kai out, then trips her up! Shayna scuffs Kai, then soaks up the heat. Shayna runs back in, but Kai goes up and over to roll her up! TWO, and Kai slips past Shayna to DROPKICK her down! The fans fire up for Kai, but Shayna stops the arm-drag! Shayna whips, Kai stops herself and BOOTS Shayna away. Kai runs up, Zoey tags in before the flying mare!
Things speed up, Shayna drops down and Zoey springboards to MISSILE DORPKICK Kai down! Sonya wants everyone to take notes! Zoey clamps onto Kai with a chinlock and she grinds Kai down. The fans rally, Kai fights up, and Kai fires body shots. Zoey CLUBS Kai, CLUBS her again and again, then soaks up heat. Zoey puts Kai in the corner, tags Shayna back in, and then Zoey whips Shayna in for a KNEE! Shayna scoops Kai, BACKBREAKER and LARIAT! Shayna covers, TWO! Kai stays in this, but Sonya says her team’s got this. Kai crawls, but Shayna clamps onto the leg for a toehold.
Kai endures, kicks at Shayna with her free leg, but Shayna still bends the trapped leg! The fans rally, Kai kicks and kicks, but Shayna drops an ELBOW on the leg! Shayna tells Dallas to shut it, then she drags Kai around to bend the leg in another direction! Kai endures, reaches out for Iyo, but Shayna pulls the leg. Kai kicks at Shayna again, then BOOTS her away! Kai and Shayna crawl, hot tag to Zoey! Zoey brings Kai up but Kai ENZIGIRIS! Shayna runs back in, but Kai TOSSES her out! Hot tag to Iyo! The Genius of the Sky fires SHOTEI after SHOTEI on Zoey! Iyo ROCKS Shayna, then runs! PFC avoids the handsprings, but Iyo blocks a kick!
Iyo sends the foot at Zoey, but she ducks! Iyo SHOTEIS Zoey again! Then she dodges Shayna to GERMAN SUPLEX her away! The fans fire up as Iyo whips Zoey. Zoey reverses but Iyo uses that to DIVE onto Shayna! Iyo hurries up, blocks a shot, then ROUDNHOUSES Zoey! The fans fire up as Iyo climbs, and Iyo MISSILE DROPKICKS Zoey! Iyo handsprings up and the fans are thunderous! Iyo aims from the corner, runs in and SHINKANSEN! Iyo drags Zoey to a cover, TWO! Zoey survives but Iyo goes up. Sonya storms up, but Kai YANKS Sonya down! The fans fire up as Iyo climbs, but Shayna LARIATS Kai!
Zoey YANKS Iyo down, SUPERKICKS her, and then reels her in! ATAXIA!! Cover, TWO!! Zoey is furious, but she tags in Shayna. PFC gets Iyo up, ROLLING DEATH VALLEY, then a SLIDING KNEE! Cover, Kai breaks it! The fans fire up but Zoey TOSSES Kai! Zoey then PLANCHAS, but Kai dodges! Kai goes up to the apron to PENALTY KICK Zoey! Shayna BOOTS Kai, then dodges Iyo! KIRAFUDA KLUTCH!! Iyo flails, but she runs to the ropes! HOTSHOT and Shayna falls back! Iyo hurries up top, the fans fire up, OVER THE MOONSAULT! Cover, DMG CTRL wins!
Winners: Damage CTRL, by pinfall
PFC tried to use the numbers, but Iyo & Kai just used their skills! Will DMG CTRL still take control of Raw? Or will Sonya, Shayna & Zoey figure out a winning formula?
Seth Rollins VS Drew McIntyre!
With the Royal Rumble just down the road, it is this WrestleMania 40 rematch that could determine how WrestleMania 41 looks. The Visionary and the Scottish Terminator look to run it back, but who will be in pole position for Indianapolis?
Raw returns and McIntyre makes his entrance. The bell rings, the fans fire up, and the two stare down. The fans sing Rollins’ song, and Rollins says he’s got two good knees now. No Bloodline, no CM Punk, just them! The two circle, tie up, and McIntyre pushes Rollins to the corner. The ref counts but McIntyre talks smack as he lets off. Rollins shoves McIntyre, McIntyre shoves Rollins! They stare down again, Rollins talks a bit more smack, and McIntyre grins. McIntyre CHOPS, and Rollins likes that! Rollins CHOPS, McIntyre CHOPS, repeat! The fans “WOO~” but then McIntyre headlocks. Rollins powers up and out, but McIntyre runs him over!
McIntyre looms over Rollins, then brings him up. But Rollins CHOPS, CHOPS, and CHOPS! McIntyre headlocks, Rollins powers up and out, drops down, hurdles over, then redirects McIntyre to SHOULDER TACKLE! McIntyre rebounds to SHOULDER TACKLE Rollins! The fans fire up again while Rollins goes to ropes. McIntyre stomps Rollins, ROCKS him, then stalks him to ropes. McIntyre CHOPS Rollins against the ropes, then whips. Rollins ducks ‘n’ dodges, to then SLINGBLADE! Rollins keeps moving, and he LARAITS McIntyre up and out! The fans fire up as Rollins builds speed, to WRECK McIntyre with a dropkick!
McIntyre is at the desk. Rollins builds sped, and Rollins DIVES! McIntyre hits desk, but Rollins keeps going! Rollins DIVES again, but McIntyre stops that to TOSS Rollins up and over the desk! Rollins is down between the armchairs and McIntyre snarls, but Raw goes to break.
Raw returns again and both men slowly rise in the ring. McIntyre looms over Rollins, saying Rollins is still too damn selfish. But Rollins fires hands! McIntyre hits back, they go back and forth! McIntyre kicks low, whips Rollins toa corner, but Rollins BOOTS him away! McIntyre returns, and he pushes through the boot to ELBOW Rollins! McIntyre has Rollins in the Inverted Alabama Lift, ALABAMA- VICTORY ROLL! TWO!! Rollins goes back to the corner, and he BOOTS McIntyre again! The fans fire up while both men are down! Rollins feeds off that energy and rises up. Rollins ROCKS McIntyre, then counter punches him!
Rollins CHOPS and ROCKS McIntyre again and again, then CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! The fans fire up, the ref counts as they’re on ropes, but Rollins roars! Rollins whips, McIntyre reveres, Rollins leaps, but into McIntyre’s arms! McIntyre pops Rollins up, but Rollins slips out of the suplex to then POST McIntyre! McIntyre staggers back, so Rollins POSTS him again! McIntyre sputters, Rollins brings him around and POSTS him a third time! McIntyre is stuck in the corner now, but Rollins SLAMS the arm against the post! Rollins aims as McIntyre staggers away. Springboard, FLYING KNEE! McIntyre says up, Rollins hits a RUNNING KNEE! Cover, TWO!
Rollins takes a breath as the fans rally up. McIntyre is down so Rollins goes to the apron. Springboard SWANTON! Cover, TWO! McIntyre survives but Rollins snarls. Rollins stalks McIntyre, grabs the arm, and he goes to wrangle McIntyre. McIntyre rolls free, fireman’s carries, but Rollins fights free! Rollins goes to a corner again, puts McIntyre on the apron, but McIntyre ROCKS Rollins! McIntyre climbs, but Rollins springs up to join him! SUPER DUPER PLEX! Roll through, but MCINTYRE hits the FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO!! The fans fire up as both men are down! “This is Awesome!” as McIntyre kips up!
McIntyre still wobbles a bit, but he makes his way to a corner. McIntyre tells Rollins to get up. Rollins rises, McIntyre runs in, but Rollins ducks the Claymore! Now Rollins aims, and he runs up, but McIntyre hits a SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Rollins survives, but McIntyre brings him in! Deadlift and- RANA! Rollins then SUPERKICKS McIntyre, runs, tilt-o-whirls, and FALCON ARROWS! The fans fire up as Rollins manages a cover, TWO!! The pin wasn’t much but neither was that kick-out, both men are running on fumes. The fans sing Rollins’ song, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!”
Rollins runs, CURB- NO, McIntyre avoids the stomp! Underhooks and FUTURE- NO, Rollins fights the DDT to underhook! PED- NO, McIntyre wrenches out to short arm LARIAT! McIntyre rolls away to go to the apron, then he drags himself up the corner. McIntyre reaches the top, Rollins stands, FLYING- NO, Rollins blocks the lariat to try and wrangle McIntyre. McIntyre scoops Rollins, Rollins slips free, and Rollins still wants the arm! McIntyre fights the takedown again so Rollins CLUBS away on the arm! Rollins brings McIntyre down, into a CROSSFACE!! McIntyre endures, reaches out, but Rollins pulls him back!
McIntyre fights, claws his way over, and he manages the ROPEBREAK! Rollins holds until the ref counts 4, and now Rollins tells McIntyre to get up and fight. “You question me? You question my integrity!?” Rollins gets in McIntyre’s face, the ref backs him off, but now McIntyre CLAWS Rollins’ face! Rollins staggers, McIntyre reels him in, underhook and FUTURE SHOCK!! Cover, TWO?!? Rollins survives and now McIntyre is pissed. McIntyre rises, and he tells Rollins that his words and actions don’t line up. Short arm LARIAT! McIntyre drags Rollins up again, short arm LARIAT! The fans rally and McIntyre shakes his head.
McIntyre tells Rollins to get up, and Rollins sputters as he slowly sits up. McIntyre reels Rollins in for a short arm- NO, Rollins slips up and around, and a jackknife bridge! ROLLINS WINS!!
Winner: Seth Rollins, by pinfall
Rollins snatches this one away, and McIntyre CLOBBERS Rollins for it! The fans boo but McIntyre scares the ref off. But Rollins fires hands in return! McIntyre CLAYMORES outta nowhere!! McIntyre is still seething, and he drags Rollins over to the corner. McIntyre pulls Rollins’ hair to put him up against the post! The fans boo, the ref says don’t, but SAMI ZAYN to the rescue! Sami fires hands, then he POSTS McIntyre! Sami makes sure Rollins is alright, and then Sami goes back for Drew. But he gets a GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTT for it! McIntyre stands Sami up to THROW him into barriers!
McIntyre snarls as he looks to Rollins again. McIntyre gets in the ring, and he tells Rollins they should be on the same team, but Rollins is just so selfish! But here comes Sami! McIntyre moves, HELLUVA KICK to Rollins!! The fans can’t believe it and neither can Sami! Sami apologizes to Rollins, but McIntyre grins, this all worked out for the better! Will McIntyre use everyone else against each other to ensure he is the one going to WrestleMania?
My Thoughts:
Another great episode coming in at just two hours and 35 minutes or so. I don’t mind things “ending early” compared to the usual three hour run, but I am curious as to how they’re only using two-and-a-half hours. I suppose they have their plan and just go with it. That way, if things go long, they have breathing room for it. But they really could’ve added like one more thing to this and it would’ve been fine, I think. That said, good go-home stuff for Saturday Night’s Main Event, such as a good promo from Jey and Gunther. Though, they didn’t really add more to what last week had, other than that brawl. Jey stood tall, go-home math would suggest he loses.
Sheamus and Bron had a good promo to put the final touches on their build, but as I said last week, this is a rather interesting one. Sheamus really should win that Intercontinental Championship already, but I don’t know if Saturday Night’s Main Event is a “big enough stage” for such a moment. Great stuff with Bayley, Nia and Rhea tonight, especially that match. It seems the Transfer Window is finally putting some actual transfers in, what with Wyatt Sick6 on SmackDown and now Bayley on Raw. Rhea VS Nia on Saturday Night’s Main Event is going to be an awesome title match, but it feels like Rhea will retain to solidify her as champion past the Royal Rumble.
And speaking of the Rumble, Bayley is certainly a top choice to win. For one, it’d be historic for Bayley to not just win back-to-back, but to also be the first woman to have won two Rumbles at all. Very good promo from Punk to hype himself up for the Rumble, and he did mention a favor… Though, it’d be rather Heel of Punk to use a favor from Heyman to basically rig the Rumble or give him protection during it, but it’d also be great continuity as The Shield was to shield Punk. Sami of course declared for the Rumble, but Kevin showing up was a great surprise. And Kevin clearly implies that if Sami helps Kevin cheat the ladder match, Kevin will help Sami cheat the Rumble. Or rather, if Kevin does help Sami win the Rumble, Sami better help Kevin win the ladder match.
Sami also had a good promo with Rollins backstage, with the real fun part being Kross watching from the background. Kross needs a new feud with the Wyatts going to SmackDown, and moving on to names like Rollins and Sami would be some big stuff for him and The Final Testament. Rollins VS McIntyre was a great main event, and classic move having the quick pin win this so that McIntyre is still strong even in defeat. Sami making the save was also a nice touch, as was the Helluva Kick accidentally hitting Rollins. The Rumble has a lot of feuds crossing over, and Kross can add onto what happened here, we’ll get some really good chaos in that match.
Great promo between New Day and JBL to where even JBL, notorious as one of the meanest, most obnoxious Heels of his time, is on Big E’s side. And we finally got New Day back in the ring, but it’s a little disappointing that it wasn’t a tag match. Dragon Lee hasn’t gotten to do much, and he’s doing even less now. It was still a great match from Kofi VS Rey, with Rey getting his own quick pin win. New Day beating Rey up of course brought out the LWO, and I’m sure we’ll get New Day VS Cruz & Wilde next. We can only hope for Dragon Lee’s sake that he gets to be part of the blowoff for this feud. Actually, better yet would be him in the Intercontinental Championship scene.
Penta might also make a great choice for the Intercontinental Championship scene. Penta had another awesome match, as Pete Dunne is always a great opponent. Maybe Penta gets in on the Rumble so he can check that off his bucket list. He doesn’t need to win, he can just have a great showing, and rivalries can spark from those interactions. Lyra had a very good promo but I was hoping for a little more after her winning the Women’s Intercontinental Championship. DMG CTRL VS PFC was a great tag match, and a great win for DMG CTRL. Dakota and Iyo could each make a case for a match with Lyra, but clearly Ivy will be up first. She would make a solid first defense for Lyra, and then Lyra can have rematches from the tournament with Kai and Iyo.
At the same time, PFC might already be thinking about changing up the team with Zoey taking the loss. Good stuff with Judgment Day. Dom and Liv plotting and scheming while being passive aggressive is a fun phase for them. They’re probably plotting on how Liv can win the Women’s Rumble, but it’ll likely backfire and that’ll push the Liv x Dom break-up. Also, you can bet Finn won’t like Dom taking his spot against the War Raiders, especially if they win. That said, I don’t see them winning, Erik & Ivar should definitely be able to handle Dom & JD. It certainly feels more likely the Creeds can take the tag titles than Judgment Day.
I do wonder who Dom recommended to Gable, though. It’d be cool if WWE brought in some other lucha legends, as WWE seems to be expanding their partnerships. WWE is working more closely with TNA now, and I believe TNA still has a working relationship with AAA, especially after AEW moved over to working with CMLL because of the relationship with NJPW. Also a super crossover like NXTNAAA would be a lot of fun to see for WrestleMania weekend.
My Score: 8.8/10
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