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Mitchell’s Hyrule Puro-Resu Results & Report! (2/28/24)

Nautelle Wetlands, Night one!

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1 year ago

February 28, 2024

Steven Mitchell

The Legend of Zelda: The Ring of Destiny, Chapter 54

To make the Fifth Annual Triforce Tournament the biggest one yet, HPW is giving the semifinals TWO NIGHTS of action! Plus, a special bonus!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament: Nabooru VS Cia; Nabooru wins and advances.
Bracket of Power Semifinal: Tali VS Bad Croc Scaly; Tali wins and advances.
Bracket of Wisdom Semifinal: Aveil VS Donny B. Kool; Aveil wins and advances.
Bracket of Courage Semifinal: Riju VS Grim Creeper; Riju wins and advances.

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HPW and HXS TV set the scene!

As if year five wasn’t already big, HPW is going the extra mile for the semifinals! For the first time, we spend TWO NIGHTS on this round! And for night one, it is all Gerudo Sisterhood up in this piece! Er, at least, that’s how Shabonne put it on her social media. From start to finish, a different member of the team is in action, and even a special bonus! An HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s (mini) Tournament begins, and the Gerudo icon, Nabooru starts us off! Will “Naboo-nee-san” lead by example? Or will the Dark Forces’ Sorceress head back to former glory? HPW Triforce Tournament in the Nautelle Wetlands starts now!

HPW Goddess Championship #1 Contender’s Tournament: Nabooru VS Cia!

A pioneer in Gerudo wrestling, having made her name in Mesa League Wrestling, Hebra Wrestling Heights and even the Hyrule Wrestling Federation, Nabooru has yet to hold HPW gold. Will she defeat a former Goddess Chamth, pion to take a step closer to that goal?

The bell rings and the two circle. Fans rally and duel, “Let’s Go, Cia!” “NA-BOO-RU!” The two tie up, go around, and Nabooru powers Cia back to ropes. Referee Maron Ron Ron counts, Nabooru lets off slowly, and then feints a punch to pat Cia on the shoulder. Fans applaud but Cia frowns as she resets with Nabooru. They tie up again, Nabooru powers Cia back again, but Cia pulls hair to turn things around! Maron reprimands and Cia lets go slowly, to then pie face Nabooru! Nabooru frowns at Cia while Cia just smirks smugly. Maron reprimands again but Nabooru storms up on Cia. Cia gets around and pulls Nabooru’s hair again!

Nabooru breaks free, swings but Cia ducks under! Cia SLAPS Nabooru and fans go nuts! Nabooru glares at Cia, storms up again, but Cia uses the ropes as defense. Maron has Nabooru back off, and then Cia runs up to sucker punch Nabooru! Cia grins as she headlocks and grinds Nabooru down. Nabooru endures, fights up and throws body shots. Cia knees low, then brings Nabooru around to bump off buckles. Cia stomps a mudhole in but lets off as Maron counts. Cia then goes up the corner, but Nabooru stands up to catch Cia! Nabooru drops Cia onto the top buckle, then ROLLING ELBOWS!

Fans fire up while Cia sits down in the corner. Nabooru goes to the opposite corner, runs back in, but has to stop as Cia bails out. Fans are torn but Nabooru goes out after Cia. Nabooru brings Cia around and puts her back in the ring, but Cia gets moving! Nabooru avoids the baseball slide dropkick while hitting an ASAI MOONSAULT! Fans lose their minds and Nabooru is all fired up! Nabooru puts Cia back in again, covers, TWO! Cia rolls away but Nabooru keeps her in the ring. Nabooru stomps Cia, sits her up, and clamps on a neck wrench. Fans rally while Cia endures, and she pries at the grip.

Nabooru pushes Cia down, drops an elbow, covers, TWO! Nabooru keeps on Cia with an armlock, but Cia fights up. Cia throws body shots, but Nabooru CHOPS! Fans “WOO~!” and Nabooru keeps the wristlock. Nabooru wrenches and CHOPS again! And then wrenches again, but Cia ROCKS her with a forearm! Cia then whips Nabooru hard into a corner! Nabooru staggers forward, into Cia’s SLINGBLADE! Volga must’ve taught her that one. Cia and Nabooru hurry back up, and Cia runs in to SLINGBLADE again! Cover, TWO! Cia is frustrated, but she hurries to clamp on with a chinlock. Fans rally as Cia grinds Nabooru down.

Nabooru fights up, pries at the hold, but Cia powers it on tighter. Cia shifts for a proper headlock, then hits a takeover. Cia grinds the headlock but Nabooru headscissors. Cia kips free, Nabooru reverses the roles with her own headlock and takeover. Nabooru fights off Cia’s headscissors, but then Cia pulls hair! Maron reprimands but Cia uses that to get her headlock back. Nabooru headscissors again, and she holds on tight this time to stop Cia’s kip. Cia moves around, rolls into a jackknife bridge, TWO as Nabooru bridges up! The fans cheer, and Nabooru spins Cia into a backslide! TWO, and Cia RANAS to a cover, TWO!

Cia gets up, takes a swing, but Nabooru gets under and around to waistlock. Nabooru lifts but Cia victory rolls through, to STOMP 182! Nabooru sputters, staggers to her feet, and Cia stalks her. Cia hits the BACKSTABBER, then the BLACK MAGIC CROSSFACE! Fans go nuts as Nabooru endures! Nabooru claws at the hold, claws at the mat, reaches around, and gets her one arm free! Cia keeps on the facelock part of the hold, but Nabooru powers her way forward to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, Maron counts, and Cia lets go at 4. Cia is frustrated, and she dares Nabooru to get back up.

Nabooru fumbles up the ropes, Cia runs up, but Nabooru denies the backstabber this time! Cia staggers up now, and Nabooru runs up to waistlock, go to the ropes, and O’Conner Roll! With bridge- NO, Cia blocks the bridge! She has body scissors and rolls around with Nabooru, GEDO CLUTCH! TWO!! “This is Awesome!” as Nabooru escapes by a narrow margin! Cia argues with Maron but Maron says two is two! Cia rushes back up but Nabooru gets around to dragon sleeper! Fans fire up but Cia snapmares free! Cia goes for the crossface, but Nabooru rolls, facelocks, and URA N B R!! Fans fire up while Cia is in a daze, and Nabooru runs to SLIDING KNEE!

Nabooru rises and the fans are thunderous again! Nabooru drags Cia up into the dragon sleeper, for the proper N B R!! Cover, Nabooru wins!

Winner: Nabooru, by pinfall (advances to the next round)

What a wild finish to a wild start of the show! The Gerudo icon has a huge return win, will she make her way to the top of HPW?

Bracket of Power Semifinal: Tali w/ Shabonne VS Bad Croc Scaly!

The Dame of the Dunes came out the winner in a battle of beauty and brawn against Buliara in the opening round, but now things look to get ugly! Will Tali be able to get past the Swamp Boss of Arrow Club? Or will she be brought down by the Undertow?

The bell rings and the two circle. The fans rally up, the two tie up, and they’re in a deadlock! They break, talk a little smack, then tie up again. They’re in another deadlock, and then Scaly uses his height for leverage. He pushes Tali back a couple steps, but she digs in her heels and pushes Scaly back those same two steps. Scaly shifts and puts Tali up against ropes. The ref counts the ropebreak, Scaly lets off quickly and he stares Tali down. Tali eggs Scaly on while the two reset. They circle again, tie up, and Tali gets around to CLUB Scaly! And CLUB him again and again! Tali powers Scaly to ropes and whips, but Scaly blocks!

Tali tries to whip again but Scaly holds the ropes. The ref reprimands, Scaly CLUBS Tali’s arms to break free, then he ELBOWS Tali! Tali staggers, Scaly storms up on her and whips her to ropes. Tali holds the ropes to stop herself, Scaly runs in, and Tali DUMPS him out of the ring! The fans fire up as Scaly hits off the apron, but manages to land on his feet. Tali goes out after him, and Tali RAMS Scaly into the post! Scaly hobbles, Tali keeps him moving and RAMS him into railing! Fans fire up, Tali high-fives a few, and she continues following Scaly around the way. Tali CLUBS Scaly again, and they end up by the ramp.

Tali CLUBS Scaly again while the ring count is climbing. Scaly throws body shots in return! Scaly reels Tali in and fireman’s carries her! GORON DROP onto the ramp! Everyone felt that one, and Scaly leaves Tali behind. The ring count is 5 of 10 while Tali writhes. Shabonne coaches Tali and Tali rises up at 7. Tali hurries back to the ring and rolls in at 9! But then Scaly is there to drop a BIG ELBOW! Scaly drags Tali to a cover, TWO! Tali hangs tough and Scaly grows frustrated. Scaly sits Tali up for a neck wrench! The fans rally while Tali endures, and she fights her way up, only for Scaly to throw her down by her hair!

The ref reprimands but Scaly tells him to let off. Scaly looms over Tali as she sits up again. Scaly CLUBS Tali right in the chest! Tali sputters, Scaly sits her up again, and CLUBS her in the chest again! Scaly HIP DROPS Tali, then reels her into a CAMEL CLUTCH! Tali endures while fans are torn, but Scaly pulls her way back! Tali refuses to quit, the fans rally harder, and Tali gets her arms free! Tali manages to pick Scaly up! Fans go nuts as Tali has Scaly up like a backpack, and then BACKPACK SENTONS! Fans fire up while both of them are down! Scaly and Tali stir, so the ref starts a standing count.

Tali and Scaly crawl towards opposite corners. The count reaches 5 of 10, they both drag themselves up with the ropes, and they’re both standing by 7. The fans cheer, and Scaly runs corner to corner! Tali dodges and Scaly hits buckles! Tali comes back and RAMS into Scaly! Fans fire up and Tali keeps moving, to RAM into Scaly again! Tali brings Scaly out and tries to torture rack?! Scaly might be too big for Tali to lift like that! Yep, Tali’s back won’t let her and Scaly is free. Scaly grabs Tali by the neck and prepares his thumb! GRE- NO! Tali ducks the Grenade and kicks low! Tali then fireman’s carries Scaly!

Fans fire up as Tali manages a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Tali roars and the fans fire up more! Tali aims from a corner, Scaly staggers to his feet, and Tali runs in to SPEAR!! Cover, Tali wins!

Winner: Tali, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

Another powerful victory for the Dame of the Dunes! Will she be just the first of three to head for the next round?

Bracket of Wisdom Semifinal: Aveil VS Donny B. Kool!

So far so good for the Gerudo Sisterhood! But now, the Desert Flower takes on the Original Geru, and he is vibing like never before! Will Aveil keep up with Nabooru and Tali? Or will Donny make a big splash going into the bracket finals?

The bell rings and the fans are singing both ways, “Aveeeil~! Aveil, Aveil, Aveeeil~!” “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” “Aveeeil~, Aveeeil~!” “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny is digging the remix as he circles with Aveil. They feel things out, they tie up, and they go around. Aveil pushes Donny back to steps, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny pushes Aveil back two steps, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Aveil pushes Donny, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny pushes Aveil, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Aveil breaks the collar ‘n’ elbow, but Donny still steps back, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!”

Aveil is a little annoyed, but she and Donny tie up again. They go around, Donny puts Aveil in a corner, the ref counts, and Donny lets off at 4. Donny takes two steps at a time to stay on beat with “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny and Aveil reset, tie up again, and Aveil wrenches to a wristlock. Donny works on an escape while fans rally. Donny rolls, spins on the mat, and wrenches Aveil back. Fans cheer as Aveil now works on her escape. Aveil slips through, wrenches then hammerlocks, then headlocks, spins, drop toeholds, then rolls over Donny to facelock, and fans cheer the technical display.

Donny fights up while fans rally. Donny takes two steps to the left, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Then two steps to the right, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Aveil CLUBS Donny, suplexes, but Donny knees free! Donny spins and sweeps the legs with his tail! Then Donny SPLASHES down! Cover, TWO! Donny keeps cool and he stalks Aveil to a corner. Donny stomps, stomps! “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Stomp stomp, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” The ref reprimands and counts, but Donny brings Aveil up. Donny whips corner to corner, but Aveil reverses. Donny goes up and over but Aveil stops from hitting buckles.

Aveil rolls back to reach up and headscissor Donny into the corner! Aveil kips up, fans fire up, and Aveil runs in to then go up the corner, SWINGING DROPKICK! The fans fire up again, Aveil drags Donny from the corner to cover, TWO! The fans continue to cheer while Aveil grows a little annoyed. Aveil sits Donny up to clamp on a chinlock and squeezes tight. Donny endures, fans rally up, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny fights up, pries the hold open, but Aveil kicks Donny in the leg! Aveil grabs Donny’s arms and digs a knee into Donny’s back for a motorcycle stretch! Donny endures again as fans rally back up.

Donny fights up again, works to turn things around, but Aveil powers him back into place. Donny tries turning the other way, but Aveil powers him back into place. So Donny drops back and kicks from below! Aveil staggers to the ropes, Donny runs in, PULL UP TO THE CURB LIKE! Cover, TWO! Aveil survives and fans are torn! Donny looks around, he drags Aveil to a drop zone and goes up, but Aveil anchors him by his tail! Donny shakes free then CROSSBODIES! Donny gets up, waits for Aveil to sit up and runs back in, POPPIN’ MAH COLLARBONE! Cover, TWO! Donny clenches his jaw but he does his best to keep cool.

Fans duel with the singing again, “Aveeeil~! Aveil, Aveil, Aveeeil~!” “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” “Aveeeil~, Aveeeil~!” “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny brings Aveil up, CHOPS her, CHOPS her again, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” Donny CHOP CHOPS, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” CHOP CHOP, “YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT!” But then Aveil blocks and fans stop at “YOU BETTER.” Aveil wrenches, and throws a heavy back elbow! And another back elbow, and another back elbow! Donny drops a knee, Aveil wrenches to bring him back up, for more heavy elbows! Donny drops down almost to his face, but Aveil drags him up again.

Aveil reels Donny in for the full nelson! Donny thrashes to fight it off, then arm-drags free! Donny runs up again, but Aveil jumps to DOUBLE STOMP the slide down! The fans fire up again as Aveil drags Donny to a drop zone and goes up top! MOONSAULT, but onto knees! Aveil writhes, fans go nuts and Donny flounders his way to the corner! Donny drags himself up top, but Aveil scrambles over, SHORYUKEN! Fans are torn as Aveil climbs up after Donny. Aveil brings Donny up, for the SUPERPLEX! Fans fire up as Aveil rolls through and deadlifts Donny, to then shift to a full nelson! DESERT RAIN!! Aveil flips Donny over to the cover, Aveil wins!!

Winner: Aveil, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

The Desert Flower blooms again! Fans are torn, but then cheer as Aveil shows the Original Geru respect with a handshake and bow. Aveil is moving on towards the top but Donny once again stalls out. What will it take for DBK to have his day?

Bracket of Courage Semifinal: Riju VS Grim Creeper w/ Ted Beedle Ossi!

The Gerudo Sisterhood is on a roll! But will their pint-sized dynamo help them finish strong? Or will the UnderWorld Order ruin the fun for everyone?

Seems Beedle has put more into his investment, as Creeper’s gear has a lot of silver and chrome in it now. The bell rings and the two circle. The fans sing, “Heeeey~ Ri~ju! I wanna know- oh~ oh~, o-oh! Will you be mah girl?” Riju and Creeper tie up, go around, Creeper wrenches then headlocks. Riju throws body shots, powers out, but Creeper ducks the clothesline to redirect and YAKUZA KICK! But Riju kips right up! Fans cheer, Creeper thinks it’s for him, but then he turns around and Riju ROCKS him with a forearm! Riju whips, Creeper reverses but Riju ducks ‘n’ dodges ‘n’ slides to ROLLING ELBOW!

Fans fire up while Creeper bails out! Riju runs to WRECK Creeper with a dropkick! Creeper flounders, Riju pursues, but Beedle stands in the way. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands Beedle and he backs off. Riju storms up on Creeper, but he kicks her leg out! Fans boo while Riju hobbles, but then Creeper POSTS her! Fans boo more but Creeper whips Riju hard into railing! Riju slumps down while fans boo and Creeper soaks up the heat. Creeper storms up to Riju, drags her up and puts her in the ring. Creeper then drags her to a corner and pulls her arm against the post! Sahasrahla reprimands and the fans boo, but Creeper lets off at 4.

Riju shakes out her bad arm but Creeper gets in to stomp her. Creeper grabs at the bad arm, Riju kicks at him, but Creeper stomps her down. Creeper grabs the bad arm, wrenches it, then grinds the shoulder. Riju endures and fans rally up, but Creeper wrenches the arm again. Creeper RAMS shoulders, then wrangles Riju to grind the shoulder into the mat. The fans still rally as Riju endures. Riju fights up, reaches out for ropes but Creeper drags her away! Creeper steps through to La Magistrol! TWO, and Creeper CLUBS Riju down! Fans boo as Creeper clamps back onto the bad arm! Riju scrambles to the ROPEBREAK!

The fans cheer, Sahasrahla counts, and Creeper lets off with a STOMP to the arm! The fans boo and Riju clutches the elbow as she scoots to a corner. Sahasrahla reprimands but Creeper storms back up on Riju. Creeper stomps Riju, digs his boots in, but lets off as Sahasrahla counts. Creeper taunts Riju, scuffs her, then backs off. Riju scowls, stands back up, and shakes out the bad arm again. Riju and Creeper reset and tie up, but Creeper wrenches the bad arm. Creeper RAMS shoulders, then whips Riju to a corner. Creeper runs in to forearm smash! Creeper then snapmares Riju to run and basement dropkick! Cover, TWO!

Fans cheer but Creeper clamps back onto the bad arm. Riju reaches out again, but Creeper steps over and rolls her away, for an ARMBAR! Riju hurries to clasp hands, but Creeper pulls at the grip! Fans rally as Riju kicks around, and stacks Creeper to a cover! TWO, and Creeper breaks the grip! ARMBAR! Riju flails and reaches out, ROPEBREAK! Riju escapes by a tiptoe and fans fire up! Creeper lets go in frustration, but Beedle coaches him to stay cool. Creeper storms back over but Riju slips out to the apron. Creeper grabs at Riju through the ropes but Riju HOTSHOTS him away! Riju then runs in to UPPERCUT Creeper down!

The fans fire up and Riju feeds off the energy. Riju runs to handspring and MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Creeper sputters but fans rally up again as Riju takes aim. Creeper sits up, Riju runs in, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Creeper is hanging tough but the fans fire up behind Riju again. Beedle panics, though, and starts looking around. Is he looking for outside interference from other UnderWorld Order members? Riju also looks around but no one appears. Oh, wait, The Poe Sisters are scurrying out from around the stage area? Because they’re being chased by Buliara and Urbosa! Fans cheer as the Gerudo Sisterhood is watching out for their own!

Beedle is furious, but Creeper still clamps on the CREEPER SLEEPER!! Fans boo and Riju flails around! Beedle cheers, but Riju pushes back full speed into ropes! Creeper and Riju tumble out of the ring and to the floor! Fans are going nuts and so is Beedle! Riju is free, Creeper takes a swing but she dodges! Creeper stops himself from running into Beedle, but then turns around into a SHOTGUN! Fans fire up as both Creeper and Beedle fall! Riju drags Creeper up and into the ring, hurries up the corner, but she reconsiders given the bad arm. Riju hops down, drags Creeper up, but he cradle counters! TWO!!

Riju escapes, Creeper swings but Riju bobs ‘n’ weaves ‘n’ HEADBUTTS! Creeper wobbles, Riju reels him in, MIDNIGHT AT THE OASIS! Cover, Riju wins!

Winner: Riju, by pinfall (advances to the bracket finals)

The fans are thunderous for the Gerudo Sisterhood’s 4-0 sweep on the night! Will it be the same in the next round?

Wait, what the hell!? Byrne is going after Rusl!! Fans go nuts as Byrne throws hands but security rushes in! Rusl is furious as they drag Byrne away and shouts at him about fighting like a man. Is Byrne’s next stop going to dragging Rusl out of retirement?

My Thoughts:

A lot of fun with this one, and yeah, we’re giving the Gerudo Sisterhood their shine. HPW history being made with a Gerudo, and therefore a female wrestler, in each of the bracket finals. And we’ve still got tomorrow, February 29th, taking advantage of the leap year for more action!

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But first! The schedule may have changed, but the storm that is ThunderStruck is still on the horizon. The Dark Forces hold the HPW World Trios Championships, and they welcome one and all to come after the gold! Two big trios matches have been made, but who will be rumbling into Blood & Thunder? HPW Wrestling Is Life on Tarm Point in Lanayru Bay starts now!

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Arrow Club VS TSDQ!

These teams have battled quite a few times in the past, the trios titles at the heart of it. But now, they battle again in order to step inside the dreaded double cage that is Blood & Thunder! Who falls short while the other team is ThunderStruck?

Arrow Club is going with a very different trio this time, as the Young Ducks aren’t part of it at all! It’s Fin Balure, Bad Croc Scaly & Torbevito! They match up part for part with Groose, Skull Kid & Tingle, and the Faces of Evil when you think about it. The trios sort out, and while Groose calls out Fin, Fin mockingly says, “One second.” Then Fin steps outside the ring, letting Torbevito start against Groose. The bell rings and the fans duel, “T D S Q!” “ARROW CLUB!” Groose and Torbevito circle, feel things out, and they tie up. Groose powers Torbevito to the ropes, the ref calls the ropebreak, and Groose slowly lets off.

The fans applaud as Groose backs up and the two reset. Groose and Torbevito circle again, tie up again, and Groose puts Torbevito back on the ropes. Torbevito turns things around, the ref counts the break again, and Torbevito lets off slowly. But then he CHOPS! The fans fire up but Groose scowls while Torbevito backs off. Groose and Torbevito reset, circle, and Torbevito gets around Groose to CLUB him on the back. Torbevito headlocks, grinds the hold, but Groose powers up to lift him! Torbevito thrashes to keep the headlock on, but Groose fires body shots. Groose powers up and out, but Torbevito grabs the ropes.

Groose runs up, Torbevito dodges to roll Groose up! TWO, Torbevito runs to tilt-o-whirl and RANA Groose away! The fans are torn while Groose stands up at the ropes. Torbevito runs up, Groose pops him up to a Hebra Lift! Groose brings Torbevito around, but Torbevito flails! Torbevito sunset flips through, but Groose stays up! Groose YANKS Torbevito up off the ground, right into an atomic drop! Groose whips Torbevito to the Studly corner, then runs up to LARIAT! The fans cheer, Groose tags Skull Kid, and Groose keeps Torbevito corner while Skull Kid runs side to side. Skull Kid runs in and ELBOWS Torbevito in the corner!

The fans cheer while Skull Kid has Torbevito on the ropes. Skull Kid kicks Torbevito, whips him, but Torbevito reverses to then kick, KICK, wrench and SUPERKICK! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid is tougher than that, but Torbevito clamps onto Skull Kid with a chinlock. The fans rally while Skull Kid endures. Skull Kid fights up, powers up and out, but Fin sneaks a tag. Torbevito then slides out, taunts Skull Kid, and Fin rolls Skull Kid up! TWO, Skull Kid gets up, but Fin CHOPS him! The fans cheer and Fin CHOPS again! Fin puts Skull Kid in the Arrow Club corner, stomps him down, then digs his boots in. The ref counts, Fin tags Scaly, and Arrow Club backs up.

Scaly taunts Tingle & Groose as he whips Torbevito at Skull Kid for an ELBOW! Scaly sends Fin in for a CHOP! Torbevito & Fin send Skull Kid to Scaly for a fireman’s carry and GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! Skull Kid stays in this but Scaly stays on him with a chinlock and grinds him down. The fans rally as Skull Kid endures again. Scaly drags Skull Kid over to the Arrow Club corner and Torbevito tags in. They mug Skull Kid while fans duel. Torbevito kicks Skull Kid to the ropes, CHOKES him, but the ref reprimands. Torbevito lets off at 4 to argue with the ref, and that lets Fin sucker punch Skull Kid! Fans boo but Fin plays innocent.

Torbevito drags Skull Kid up, snapmares, then KICKS him in the back! Skull Kid writhes, the fans rally, but Torbevito pushes him down for a cover. TWO, and Torbevito clamps on another chinlock. Skull Kid endures, even as Torbevito digs a knee into his back. The fans rally, Skull Kid reaches out, but Torbevito then JAMS him in the back with his knee! Torbevito pulls back on the chinlock but Skull Kid still endures! The fans rally more, Skull Kid fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Torbevito staggers, hurries back and he grabs Skull Kid’s foot! Skull Kid crawls, Torbevito drags him back, but Skull Kid turns over and BOOTS Torbevito away!

Torbevito flounders, Skull Kid scrambles, hot tags to Groose and Fin! The fans fire up as Groose CLOBBERS Fin, then ELBOWS Scaly! Groose runs up on Fin to CLOBBER him again! The fans fire up more and Groose waits on Fin to get up. Groose JABS! JABS! JABS! The fans chant “GROOSE! GROOSE! GROOSE!” and then Groose winds up, but Fin ducks the right hand! Fin runs and comes back to SLINGBLADE! Tingle runs in and HIP ATTACKS! The fans fire up, but Scaly storms up! Tingle dodges, comes back, HIP- atomic drop! Tingle clutches his butt as he hobbles, and then Scaly brings him around to short arm LARIAT!

Skull Kid springboards and MISSILE DROPKICKS Scaly! Torbevito tilt-o-whirl RANAS, but Skull Kid handsprings through!? Even Skull Kid seems surprised he did that! Torbevito runs up, Skull Kid dodges, and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! The fans fire up as all six men are down! The others bail out, leaving Groose and Fin in the ring. Groose storms up on Fin, but Fin bobs ‘n’ weaves to then ROCK Groose with a forearm! And then CHOP! Fin whips, Groose reverses, Fin SLING- NO, Groose stops the slingblade to hit a BIG back suplex! Groose roars, the fans fire up, and Groose stalks Fin. Groose has the chicken wings!

Fin fights the turn, but Groose powers through! LOFT- NO, Scaly grabs Groose by the head! Thumbs up for the- NO, Groose ducks the Grenade, and Scaly narrowly avoids hitting Fin with it! Groose turns Scaly around, RIGHT HAND O’ THE GODDESS! The fans fire up as Scaly falls over, but Fin kicks Groose low! Fin reels Groose in, DEPTH CHARGE! Groose is in the drop zone and Fin climbs up. Skull Kid is on the apron but Torbevito runs up, FLYING RANA to the floor! The fans lose their minds, and then Fin hits a COUP DE GRACE on Groose! Cover, Arrow Club wins!

Winners: Arrow Club, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

The hybrid combination is a winning combination, and now Arrow Club is aimed right at the HPW World Trios Championships! Will Fin, Scaly & Torbevito soon reign together?

HPW Death Mountain Championship: Igos du Ikana VS Yunobo!

The Ruler of Ruin says the third generation Goron wrestler is not ready to “climb the mountain” that is his family’s legacy. Igos has led Termina Championship Wrestling, has held the weight of these titles, but will he break Yunobo’s will? Or will Yunobo Goro Goro go right to the top?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who can carry that weight!

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The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two stare down. They circle as the fans duel, “Let’s Go, Igos!” “YU-NO-BO!” Yunobo is a little flustered, but he and Igos circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Igos wrenches to a wristlock. Yunobo endures, reaches out for ropes, but Igos keeps him back. Igos UPPERCUTS the arm, then YANKS it! The fans rally, Yunobo works at an escape, and he rolls, only for Igos to roll with him! Igos twists the wrist, Yunobo reaches out for ropes again, but again Igos yanks him away. Yunobo rolls again, but Igos rolls with him again! Yunobo gets annoyed, and he rolls, rolls, rolls, and then gets free!

The fans applaud this opening exchange while Yunobo shakes out the arm. Igos and Yunobo reset and circle again. They feel things out, Yunobo calls for knuckle locks, and Igos obliges. But then Igos kicks low! Igos throws forearms, but Yunobo just stands his ground! Igos SOBATS, then front KICKS! Igos whips, but Yunobo blocks it! Yunobo shakes his head, then whips Igos to the ropes. Yunobo fireman’s carries, but Igos slips free! ROUNDHOUSE! Yunobo staggers, Igos aims, and Yunobo narrowly avoids Elegy of the Empty! The fans go nuts from that near miss, Yunobo is in a corner, and Igos signals that it was that close.

Yunobo calms down, resets with Igos, and circles with him again. They feel things out, Yunobo avoids a kick, then he storms up. Yunobo RAMS Igos into a corner, the ref counts, but Yunobo RAMS Igos again! Yunobo digs his shoulder in, the ref counts again, Igos throws down elbows, but Yunobo picks Igos up and runs him corner to corner! Yunobo RAMS Igos in again, the fans fire up, and Yunobo again digs his shoulder in. The ref counts again, Yunobo lets off, then reels Igos in for a fireman’s carry, GORON DROP! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Igos stays in this. Yunobo sits Igos up and clamps on a chinlock.

The fans duel as Igos endures. Igos reaches back, bridges up, and he snapmares free! Igos then KICKS Yunobo in the back! The fans are torn and Yunobo seethes. Igos KICKS Yunobo in the back again! Yunobo still snarls at Igos, his defiant glare egging Igos on. Igos runs to PENALTY- NO, Yunobo blocks the kick! Yunobo rolls back and wrenches the leg for a takedown! HALF CRAB! The fans fire up while Igos endures again! Igos reaches out, but Yunobo drags him from the ropes! Igos turns over and he kicks at Yunobo. Yunobo lets go and staggers back, Igos kips up and storms up to fire strikes on Yunobo against the ropes!

The fans rally and duel, the ref counts, and Igos lets off at 4. Then Igos sweeps the legs! Yunobo falls on his stomach, then flops out of the ring! The fans fire up, and Igos builds speed?! Yunobo hurries out of the way, but Igos springboards to backflip and sit down cross-legged! The fans fire up as Igos stares Yunobo down. Yunobo is a bit flustered again, but he calms down as he slowly approaches the apron. The two stare down even as Yunobo slowly steps inside. Yunobo then rushes forward, but Igos ducks the sliding lariat! Igos kips up, KNEES Yunobo low, drop toeholds, then floats to go after an arm!

The fans rally as Yunobo fights against the Fujiwara Armbar, so Igos shifts to hook that arm and the other to then turn Yunobo over to a backslide! TWO as they tip over, arms still hooked! They fight up, Yunobo hooks Igos’ arms, and lifts Igos into a Goro Especial! Igos endures as Yunobo pulls on his arms! The fans rally, Igos fights free to sunset flip! Yunobo rolls through, then rolls forward to bring Igos up in a Hebra Lift! Igos fights with elbows and now he has Yunobo in position. Igos KNEES Yunobo again, then fires off the strike fest! IKANA RUSH! Yunobo staggers, drops to his knees, and Igos BLINDSIDE BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO!

The fans fire up as Yunobo stays in this, but Igos is stoic as ever. Igos goes after the arm again! FUJIWARA ARMBAR! The fans fire up and Yunobo endures while Igos pulls on the arm! Yunobo fights his way around, reaches out, but Igos shifts around to a MOUNTED ARMBAR! Igos uses a cording hold grip to really pull on the arm! The fans fire up more as Yunobo still endures! Yunobo grits his teeth, and is he glowing now? Yunobo claws at the mat and drags Igos along, and manages the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer, but Igos holds on! The ref counts, Igos lets go at 4 and stands over Yunobo. But then he rolls to THROW Yunobo into a standard ARMBAR!

The fans fire up as Yunobo endures all over again! Yunobo works to clasp hands, but Igos pulls harder on the arm! Yunobo fights around, reaches out for ropes, but Igos shifts things back to the MOUNTED ARMBAR! But Yunobo rolls through to high stack Igos! TWO, and Yunobo deadlifts Igos, to SIT OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO!! Igos survives, both men are down, and the fans are thunderous! Yunobo and Igos slowly rise up, and Yunobo shakes out the bad arm. Yunobo storms up on Igos and GORON UPPERCUTS! Igos wobbles, but he comes back to KICK Yunobo in the bad arm! Yunobo GORO UPPERS again!

The GORO UPPERS and KICKS to the arm go back and forth, again and again, and then Igos KICKS, KICKS, and KICKS! Yunobo staggers while clutching the bad arm, and then Igos BOOTS Yunobo to the ropes. Yunobo rebounds and Igos SPIN JUMP KNEES! Yunobo falls, Igos covers, TWO! Yunobo is still in this, and he might be glowing again! The fans fire up as Yunobo fires up! Igos is a bit wary, but he swings on Yunobo. Yunobo just takes the haymakers! Then he HEADBUTTS Igos! Igos wobbles, Yunobo rushes him to the ropes and whips him, then scoops Igos for a SPIN OUT SIDEWALK SLAM! Yunobo roars and the fans fire up!

Yunobo runs and rolls, ROLLING THUNDER! Cover, TWO! Igos survives but Yunobo roars and goes to the corner! The fans fire up as Igos coughs and sputters. Yunobo runs up, GORO GORO- NO, Igos leaps over! Yunobo staggers up, turns around, ELEGY OF EMPTINESS!! Cover, Igos wins!

Winner: Igos du Ikana, by pinfall (still HPW Death Mountain Champion)

If you blinked, you would’ve missed it! But was this proof Yunobo wasn’t ready? Or was he just that close to reaching the top?

HPW World Trios Championships Blood & Thunder Qualifier: Los Taros Locos VS Cia, Lana & ???

With ThunderStruck on the horizon, we need three trios for the double cage, double ring demolition derby! But while Blanco, Rojo y Azul are all known factors of speed, strength and aggression, the Dark Sorceress and her bright and bubbly sister have been keeping this one close to the vest. But now is the moment of truth, who is their ace in the hole? IT’S MIDNA!! The fans go wild for the return of the Twilight Princess! Will Midna, Cia & Lana be rolling like thunder into Thundra Plateau?

The trios sort out and Azul starts against Cia. The fans rally up as the two circle. They feel things out, tie up, and Cia wrenches to a wristlock. Azul endures, reaches out for the ropes, but Cia keeps him away. Azul works on his escape, and he rolls, rolls back, and handsprings to then arm-drag Cia away! The fans applaud as the two stand off. They reset, circle again, but Midna tags in? The fans cheer but Cia is a bit annoyed that Midna did that. Midna steps up to Azul, they tie up, and Midna wrenches and hammerlocks Azul to headlock and hit the takeover. Azul headscissors, Midna kips free, and Azul headlocks for a takeover.

Midna headscissors, and she keeps Azul down as she squeezes tight. The fans rally as Midna turns over to THROW Azul, then turn over to THROW him again! Midna then crawls backwards, over to her corner, bringing Azul along! Midna reaches out to Cia, Cia tags back in, and Cia grabs Azul’s leg. GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Azul writhes in pain but Midna still has the headscissors on him! The ref counts, Midna lets Azul go at 4, then Cia drags Azul to a cover, TWO! Azul crawls for his corner but Cia grabs his leg again. Cia drags Azul away from his corner, then SMASHES his knee on the mat! Cia reaches out, but Midna snipes the tag!

The fans are torn and Cia is again annoyed. Midna takes one of Azul’s legs, stomps it, then YANKS it! Azul writhes, goes to an open corner, but Midna stomps a mudhole in. Midna digs her boot in, the ref reprimands and counts, so Midna stops at 4. Midna runs side to side, Cia tags herself back in! Midna stops short and looks at Cia. The fans are torn as Cia and Midna argue a bit. Lana wants them to calm down, and then she points out Azul is crawling for his corner! Midna and Cia both run to stomp him down! They drag Azul up, double whip, but Azul grabs the ropes to stop himself! Cia runs up but Azul dodges!

Azul slips around Midna, redirects her, and Rojo sneaks a tag before Azul goes back to RANA Midna! Cia ROCKS Azul, but Rojo springboards to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cia tumbles, both she and Midna end up on the outside! Lana hurries in, but Rojo dodges her to DIVE onto both Midna & Cia! They’re both sent into the commentary desk! Rusl is glad he went with a tumbler cup this time. Rojo hurries back into the ring, slips around Lana and shoves her to the ropes. Lana rebounds, but into a RANA! The fans fire up with Rojo, but Cia returns to CHOP Rojo! The fans fire up and “WOO~” while Cia puts Rojo in the corner.

Cia CHOPS Rojo again, “WOO~!” and Cia stomps Rojo down. The ref counts, Midna tags in, which again annoys Cia. Midna has Cia & Lana coordinate, and Midna taunts Blanco. Midna then whips Lana in and she ELBOWS Rojo! Lana sits Rojo down, Midna whips Cia in, METEORA! Cia & Lana drag Rojo up to double whip him at Midna, only for Rojo to leap over her spear! Hot tag to Blanco! The fans are torn as Blanco rallies on Midna’s team! LARIAT for Midna, LARIAT for Lana, LARIAT for Midna again, then LARIAT for Cia! The fans fire up with Blanco, and he waits on Midna. Midna stands up, takes a swing, but Blanco dodges and HEADBUTTS!

Blanco whips Midna to the Taros corner, then runs up to LARIAT! Tag to Azul, then Azul tags Rojo. Blanco whips Azul in and he ELBOWS Midna! Azul bails out, Blanco whips Rojo in and Rojo LARIATS! Rojo slips out, Blanco runs in, DOUBLE KNEE DOUBLE ENZIGIRI COMBO! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands. Blanco and Azul step out, Rojo digs his boots in, but the ref counts. Rojo steps off at 4, tags Azul back in, and they drag Midna out of the corner. They then turn her around and hook up the legs to roll and THROW Midna! Rojo keeps a hold of a leg for a leglock, the ref reprimands, but Azul sets up for a STANDING MOONSAULT! Rojo lets go, Azul covers, TWO!

The fans cheer but Azul drags Midna right up. Midna fires body shots, then reaches for her corner, but Azul keeps her back with a wristlock. Midna flails, the fans rally, and Midna ROCKS Azul. Midna reaches out again, but Azul holds on tight. Azul whips Midna back to the Taros corner, but she BLASTS Rojo off the apron! Midna takes a swing on Blanco but he drops back. Azul runs up to GAMANGIRI! Azul snapmares and covers, TWO! Azul stays between Midna and her corner, then RAMS her back into the Taros corner. Blanco y Rojo join in and mug Midna! The fans boo now, the ref reprimands, and the Taros let off.

Azul argues with the ref, but this is a distraction to let Rojo y Blanco drag Midna down! Rojo stomps away, the fans boo, but Blanco grabs some camera cord to LASH Midna! The fans boo more, Blanco LASHES Midna again, but then he and Rojo back off before the ref catches them. Azul goes out to drag Midna back into the ring. Azul covers, TWO! The fans cheer but Azul keeps Midna down with a chinlock. The fans rally as Midna endures, but Azul grinds her down. Midna fights up, fires body shots, then lifts Azul for a back suplex! But Azul lands out! Azul ROCKS Midna! Midna ROCKS Azul! Azul SOBATS! And front KICKS!

Azul spins, but Midna SLAPS Azul! And SLAPS, SLAPS, SLAPS! Midna CHOPS Azul off his feet! But Azul kips right up and ENZIGIRIS Midna! But Midna BOOTS in return! Both are down and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as both Midna and Azul crawl. Hot tags to Blanco and Cia! Cia dodges Blanco to DROPKICK Rojo off the corner! Cia then runs up on Blanco, tilt-o-whirls, and RANAS! Cia tags Lana while Blanco staggers to his feet. Cia & Lana hold hands to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up with the sisters, and they wait on Blanco to get back up. Blanco stumbles to his feet, but Midna storms in?!

Midna SPEARS Azul down! The fans fire up, Midna tells the sisters to finish it, and Cia reels Blanco in for a FLAPJACK into Lana’s CUTTER! Cover, Lana’s team wins!

Winners: Cia, Lana & Midna, by pinfall (advances to ThunderStruck)

Cia & Lana took Blanco to the “Fourth Dimension,” and that now sends them and Midna to Thundra Plateau! Though, Midna does seem to be taking a lot of the credit for this win. Will the Twilight Princess learn to share the spotlight now that they’re going for the trios titles?

Undisputed HPW Triforce World Championship: Zelda VS GANON!

The Princess of Hyrule finally won THE top title in Hyrule, only for The Dark Forces to trample all over her moment. Link is still bedridden from what they did to him, and Zelda has vowed vengeance! But will Zelda be able to keep her emotions in check to also keep the title? Or will the Gerudo Ace continue to ruin everything?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see what it takes to be undisputed!

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The bell rings, and the fans rally behind Zelda while the two stare down. They slowly circle, the fans cheer Zelda harder, and the two feel things out. The two then storm up and start throwing hands! Ganon CHOPS Zelda down, but she’s right up to UPPERCUT! Ganon CHOPS again, then eggs Zelda on! Zelda UPPERCUTS, Ganon CHOPS her back down, then deadlift suplexes and THROWS Zelda! Ganon stomps Zelda, then stands her up to UPPERCUT! Zelda goes to ropes, Ganon runs, but Zelda runs up to UPPERCUT Ganon! Ganon tumbles right out of the ring and the fans are thunderous as Zelda pursues!

Ganon staggers to a railing, Zelda laces Ganon’s arm through it, and then BOOTS the railing! Ganon falls over, clutching his arm! The fans want that “One More Time!” but Zelda wrenches, twists, and STOMPS Ganon’s bad arm! The fans fire up and even sing for “ZELDA~! ZELDA, ZELDA, ZELDA~!” but Ganon CHOPS again! Ganon scoops Zelda to SLAM her on the apron! The fans continue to sing but Ganon snarls. Referee Tiger Sahasrahla reprimands, Ganon refreshes the ring count, then tells Sahasrahla to “unclench.” Ganon moves the apron skirt out of the way, and swings Zelda underneath the ring! To then CATAPULT her into the frame!

The fans boo while Ganon huffs ‘n’ puffs and rises up. Ganon flips off the fans, then he tells another segment to move aside. Ganon scoops, Zelda lands safe on the other side of the railing, and then uses the railing as part of an IRON OCTOROK! The fans fire up as Ganon suffers while Sahasrahla reprimands! The fans now start to chant, “Mess him up, Zelda, mess him up!” The ring count rises again, Zelda lets go and refreshes the count. Zelda goes back but Ganon CHOPS her! Ganon puts Zelda in the ring, storms in, but Zelda fires UPPERCUT after UPPERCUT! Zelda wrenches an arm and grinds her elbow into the shoulder!

Zelda pulls on the arm, powers it into a hammerlock, and she wants to put it on the mat! Ganon fights back and rises up, only for Zelda to shift to a top wristlock! Zelda bends Ganon’s fingers! Ganon still endures, whips Zelda away, but Zelda goes up, comes back, but into a POP-UP POWERBOMB!! Ganon clutches the bad arm while Zelda writhes! The fans rally behind Zelda as she goes to a corner, but Ganon storms over to stomp a mudhole in! Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon has Zelda’s arm on the apron! Ganon STOMPS the arm! Zelda writhes, the fans boo, but Ganon stands Zelda up in the corner, and CHOPS again!

Ganon paces while shaking out the bad arm. Ganon drags Zelda up, clinches, and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! The fans boo while Zelda tumbles away, but Ganon soaks up all that heat. Ganon stalks Zelda, then taunts her with, “Get up! Do it for Link!” Zelda SLAPS Ganon! The fans fire up, but then Ganon BOOTS Zelda down! The fans boo again while Zelda sputters. Ganon looms over Zelda, but Zelda gets up in a huff and starts firing SLAPS and UPPERCUTS! Zelda wrenches and PELES the bad arm! Ganon staggers, rebounds, but Zelda ROUNDHOUSES his lariat away! Ganon avoids the roundhouse but not the LEG SWEEP!

Zelda then runs, and PENALTY KICKS Ganon down! Cover, TWO! Ganon snarls as he rises back up, but Zelda eggs him on. Ganon swings, Zelda blocks it and wrenches, but Ganon RAMS Zelda into a corner, for another OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Zelda flounders, Ganon storms up, and Ganon CHOKES Zelda! The fans boo, Sahasrahla reprimands, but Ganon deadlifts Zelda right up with both hands! But Zelda breaks free and has an ARMBAR! Ganon stays on his feet while the fans fire up, so Zelda shifts to the TRIANGLE HOLD! Ganon deadlifts again, but Zelda twists the arm into a KIMURA!!

Ganon drops to the mat, Zelda keeps the bad arm trapped with leg scissors, and then she grabs for Ganon’s right arm! Ganon flails but Zelda still gets a grip, and she bends fingers in order to pull the arm back! Ganon fights around, reaches out with his legs, and manages the ROPEBREAK! Sahasrahla counts, Zelda lets go at 4, but only of the right arm! Sahasrahla reprimands and counts again, so Zelda lets go of the left arm. Ganon bails out of the ring to shake out both arms. Zelda lines up the shot, builds speed, and she DIVES! Direct hit and the fans fire up for this shoutout to Link! Zelda slides back in and builds speed again, to DIVE!

The fans fire up for a second direct hit! But Zelda isn’t done as she hurries back into the ring. Zelda builds speed a third time, DIVES, but Ganon THROWS her into the railing!! The fans lose their minds, especially the front row in that section! Zelda is down in a heap and Ganon snarls as he looks down on her. Ganon then storms over, drags Zelda up and pushes her into the ring. Ganon stalks Zelda, then waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans boo but Ganon stalks Zelda again. Ganon waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans continue to boo, but Ganon waistlocks Zelda again! Zelda fights the lift, then drop toeholds, only for Ganon to stay up!

Ganon grabs Zelda and YANKS her right up! Then he reels her in for underhooks, but Zelda wrenches free! Zelda chicken wings that arm, but Ganon fights off the crossface! Ganon THROWS Zelda away, then runs up, only for Zelda to duck the boot! Zelda comes back to CHOP BLOCK! Ganon drops to his knees, and Zelda clamps on for the IMPA LOCK!! The fans fire up as Ganon falls back into the body scissors! Ganon flails, kicks around, reaches out, but Zelda’s got him near the center. Ganon claws at the body scissors and pries free! Ganon kicks his way over to the ROPEBREAK! The fans boo but Zelda holds on!

Sahasrahla reprimands Zelda then counts! Zelda lets go at 4, then stomps away on Ganon at the ropes! The fans fire up but Sahasrahla again reprimands. Sahasrahla counts, Zelda just stomps harder and harder, so Sahasrahla pulls Zelda away from Ganon! The fans boo, Zelda argues with Sahasrahla, and he says Zelda has to obey the rules. Zelda pushes past Sahasrahla to go after Ganon, but he’s on the apron. Zelda grabs at Ganon through the ropes, but he HOTSHOTS her down! Ganon then drags Zelda out, brings her in and lifts! APRON POWERBOMB!! The fans lose their minds while Zelda falls to the floor in a heap!

Sahasrahla reprimands Ganon now but he drags Zelda up and into the ring again. Ganon reels Zelda back in for a GANON BOMB!! The fans boo as Ganon high stack covers, TWO?!?! Zelda survives and shocks everyone, most of all Ganon! Ganon argues with Sahasrahla about the count but Sahasrahla defends it. Ganon accuses Sahasrahla of favoritism, but Sahasrahla brings up how he stopped Zelda. Ganon goes back to Zelda and drags her up again. Ganon tells her she should’ve just forfeited. Ganon whips Zelda to ropes, POP-UP POWER- DDT!! Zelda brings Ganon down, and then turns that into a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK, with body scissors!

The fans are thunderous as Ganon is stuck again! Ganon fights and flails around, but he’s so far from the ropes! Ganon pushes up off the mat, tries to stack Zelda in that position, but she just cranks on the hold even harder! Ganon reaches out, but he looks to be fading! Sahasrahla checks Ganon, lifts his arm, but then Ganon GRABS Sahasrahla!! The fans boo and Sahasrahla reprimands but Ganon isn’t letting go! Ganon stands up while Sahasrahla tries to shake him off, and Ganon SHOVES Saharahla down before he SPINEBUSTERS Zelda! Zelda lets go of the hold, but Sahasrahla flops out of the ring and to the floor!

The fans boo as hard as they can as Ganon now stands tall. Ganon looms over Zelda while he soaks up all that heat. Ganon then goes to a corner, and he rips away the buckle pads! Ganon goes back to Zelda, sits her up, and tells her she’ll be spending a lot more time with Link from now on, because they’ll both be sidelined! Ganon reels Zelda in, aims for the corner, but wait! Who is that at the corner? They’re in a hooded jacket but the “dirty blonde” hair peeking out… The hood comes off and IT’S LINK!! Link stares daggers at Ganon and Ganon looks like he’s seen a ghost! Link SUPERKICKS Ganon!

Ganon sputters, Zelda slips around behind and REQUIEM OF SPIRIT! Link then goes around the outside to fetch Sahasrahla into the ring. Zelda drags Ganon into a half hatch, and bridges for a Chancery!! Ganon sputters and flails, but he’s fading again! Ganon’s greenish face is going red! Sahasrahla checks on Ganon, and this time, Ganon is OUT!! ZELDA WINS!!

Winner: Zelda, by submission (still Undisputed HPW Triforce World Champion)

The Hero of Hyrule returns to get his revenge on Ganon, and the Princess of Hyrule still reigns! Link then raises Zelda’s hand in victory, to LARIAT HER?!? The fans freak out all over again, but then Link looks into the cameras. He has an evil smile, and then he brings his hand to his eyes, and takes out contact lenses!? He has RED EYES! THIS ISN’T LINK, IT’S KAGE!! The Hero’s Shadow tricked everyone, and now he’s back! Will Zelda’s soon be overshadowed?

My Thoughts:

What a twist! I’d been waiting for a chance to bring Kage back into the story, and here we are! And he calls his shot against Zelda while showing he isn’t part of Ganon’s Dark Forces at the same time. ThunderStruck will be some good stuff.