AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Dynamite Results & Report! (4/3/24)
Establish your Dynasty!
We’re one step closer to gold and glory!
The AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament reaches the semifinals! Tonight is Young Bucks VS Best Friends, who moves on to Dynasty?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Will Ospreay VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs; Ospreay wins.
- Bryan Danielson VS Lance Archer; Bryan wins.
- Jay White VS Billy Gunn; Billy wins, by disqualification.
- AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament Quarterfinals: The Young Bucks VS Orange Cassidy & Trent Beretta; The Bucks win and advance to AEW Dynasty.
- AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Thunder Rosa VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther; Rosa wins and will challenge Toni Storm for the title at AEW Dynasty.
PLAY BY PLAY
Adam “Edge” Copeland is here!
Worcester, Massachusetts goes wild as The Rated R TNT Champion gets his pyro before he heads to the ring. Edge is feeling good after coming off his first defense and the return of the Cope Open, and he gets the mic to say, “I see you. I see you. So, uh… I came out here to talk to y’all. I didn’t bring my TNT Championship, I came out here as Adam to talk out here to you. Everybody having fun?” The fans cheer yes, and that’s what he wanted to hear. He wants to have fun, but first, he has to talk about something. He’s been getting a lot of feedback, just like from his mic because it’s live TV, but there’s been some negative BS spewed out there.
But Edge says screw that! Edge wants to talk about the positives. If you’re a fan of pro-wrestling, then it is a great time to be a fan of pro-wrestling because there are a lot of positives. If you’re here, watching at home, or even on social media just to complain, then you’re a fan of pro-wrestling. Edge is a fan of pro-wrestling! He grew up, watched WWF. Don’t boo that, you’re missing the point. This is to celebrate all of it! He watched NWA! Stampede Wrestling out of Calgary! That was where Owen Hart got his start. There was BC All-Star, International Wrestling, and Edge ate it all up because he loves pro-wrestling!
Edge knows the fans have heard this before but bare with him, this is dear to his heart. For nine YEARS, he had this torn away, but he worked to get it back because he loved it so damn much. But when he sat down and started thinking about the end, which let’s face it, he’s closer to the end of his career than the start. But he thought that AEW is where he needed to end his career. A lot of people didn’t understand, but Edge saw the roster, and it was a Murderer’s Row of talent. He has been in some of the best locker rooms of all time, and he’d put this roster up against anyone.
Edge came here to face Will Ospreay! He came here to face Kenny Omega, wish him well. He could face Hangman Page, Swerve Strickland, Samoa Joe, Claudio Castagnoli, Jon Moxley, Darby Allin, FTR, The Young Bucks, Buddy Matthews, Brody King and Malakai Black. And by the way, those would all be first-time-ever matches, how crazy is that? The fans love it! Edge says that only happens in AEW. Now, he’s got a lot of friends in the industry, they call him up and say he looks like he’s having a blast. Guess what? He is. This is not hyperbole or knocking any other place. He has had a great career, had fun everywhere he’s been, but this is the most fun he’s had his entire 32 YEARS!
So Edge celebrates AEW! The fans chant for “A E DUB!” in support, and Edge says he celebrates the men who started this place. That means the Bucks, Kenny and Cody! And Tony Khan, too. Those guys are all fans of this, just like Edge, and just like all of us! That ain’t a negative or something to be mocked. They love this! A E W has pushed this industry into a better place! A E W has pushed everyone into a better place! It has given more people a chance to do what they love for a living, and that should be celebrated! A E W makes pro-wrestling better! A E W makes pro-wrestling more fun! And A E W is where the best wrestle!
The fans cheer and Edge says he’s calming down now. No mic feedback, we’re good. Thank you for hearing him out, he had to get that off his chest, he asked for this time here, so thank you. But now, it is time to move forward! AEW is moving forward! AEW is walking into the future! There’s a reason Okada came here! That Mercedes Mone came here, that Ospreay came here, that EDGE came here! So without further ado, let him introduce to us a man that symbolizes everything that AEW will be going forward. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s the Aerial Assassin, Will Ospreay! The fans fire up as now the #BillyGoat makes his way out here!
Edge called out the House of Black in his list of name drops because their battle will happen at Dynasty, the same night as Ospreay has his dream match with Bryan Danielson. But first, Ospreay gets to shake hands with Edge, then glances at the TNT Championship. Maybe that battle will happen in the near future, but first, it’s another Don Callis Family Feud! It is a Battle of Wills, but whose will proves to be the stronger?
Will Ospreay VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs!
Callis joins commentary to say, “Welcome to another edition of Callis Championship Wrestling, where the best wrestle the best.” Ospreay shakes Hobbs’ hand but Hobbs denies the bro hug. The bell rings, the two run up, and Hobbs POUNCES Ospreay! Hobbs talks smack on Ospreay, then throws body shots! The fans rally for Ospreay but Hobbs has him in a corner for more shots. The ref counts, Hobbs ROCKS Ospreay as he lets off, and the fans chant “Let’s Go, Will! Let’s Go, Will!” Hobbs whips Ospreay but Ospreay dropkicks a leg! Ospreay fires forearms, Hobbs shoves Ospreay to pop-up, but Ospreay DROPKICKS!
Ospreay then trips Hobbs and STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, ONE!! Hobbs hobbles back up and Ospreay KICKS a leg! And KICKS! And KICKS, but Hobbs blocks to LARIAT! Hobbs steps on Ospreay but Ospreay pushes his foot away. Ospreay fires forearms, but Hobbs ROCKS Ospreay right back. Hobbs whips, Ospreay holds ropes then dodges. Ospreay runs up to clothesline Hobbs up and out! The fans fire up and Ospreay aims, to PLANCHA! Direct hit and down goes Hobbs! The fans fire up and Callis says Ospreay looks great, he’s the best, the golden goose right there! Ospreay then RAMS Hobbs into steel steps!
The fans rally as Ospreay brings Hobbs up. Hobbs blocks the whip, though, and shakes his head. Hobbs whips Ospreay at barriers, but Ospreay goes up and over! Hobbs runs up, Ospreay ROCKS him, then Ospreay goes up again, only for Hobbs to ROCK him back! Hobbs has Ospreay in a facelock, then a suplex! A stalling suplex at that, to then SLAM Ospreay on the steel steps! Even Callis is concerned now but Hobbs struts around. The ref checks Ospreay, he’s okay to continue, so Hobbs drags him up. Hobbs scoops Ospreay to SLAM him on the apron! And then SLAM him again! And again! Hobbs basically dribbles Ospreay on that edge!
Hobbs turns around to tell Callis he signed Ospreay up for this. FALL AWAY SLAM over the desk! The fans boo but Hobbs soaks it all up. Callis may have made a bad call here, but there’s nothing that can be done now as Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Hobbs leaves Ospreay behind to go into the ring, and the ref reprimands him for tossing Ospreay. Hobbs just mocks the United Empire crown. Ospreay crawls out from behind the desk, Schiavone and Callis moving aside, and Ospreay makes it back to the ring. Hobbs goes out to haul Ospreay in, then stalks him to a corner. Hobbs stands Ospreay up to ROCK him, then shove him down. Hobbs stalks Ospreay as the fans rally up, CLUBS him, but Ospreay fires forearms in return! Hobbs DECKS Ospreay with just one! Hobbs looms over Ospreay, drags him back up, then scoops. Hobbs SLAMS Ospreay, then taunts him.
Hobbs paces around, Callis applauds because he just wants the Family to be strong, but then Hobbs throws body shots. Hobbs top wristlocks just to open Hobbs up for another body shot! Ospreay writhes while clutching ribs, but Hobbs stalks him to ropes. Hobbs CHOKES Ospreay, lets off at the ref’s count, then clamps on with a neck wrench. Osrpeay endures, Dynamite returns to single picture, and the fans rally as Ospreay fights up. Ospreay throws body shots, forearms, but Hobbs throws another! Hobbs runs, into the TIGER WALL KICK and ENZIGIRI! Ospreay whips, Hobbs reverses but Ospreay handsprings for the NEURALIZER KICK!
The fans fire up while both men are down! Hobbs goes to one corner, Ospreay kips up and goes to another! The fans fire up as Ospreay runs in to UPPERCUT! Ospreay pushes Hobbs out to then go to the apron. Springboard, PIP PIP CHEERIO! Cover, TWO! Hobbs is still in this but Ospreay keeps his cool. The fans rally, Ospreay gives Hobbs some Kawada Kicks, then stands Hobbs up to CHOP! Hobbs doesn’t flinch!? Hobbs pushes Ospreay so Ospreay CHOPS again! Hobbs gets in Ospreay’s face, so Ospreay CHOPS again! Hobbs TOSSES Ospreay to a corner! Hobbs runs up, blocks the boot, but Ospreay ROCKS him with a haymaker!
Ospreay realizes he may have only upset Hobbs. Hobbs gets right in Ospreay’s face and dares him to do that again! So Ospreay fires forearm after forearm! Hobbs grabs Ospreay by the neck, brings him up and OVERHEAD SUPLEXES! Hobbs snarls as he stalks Ospreay, then runs in, but Ospreay dodges! Hobbs hits buckles, Ospreay returns to TORNADO- NO! Hobbs blocks that, suplexes, but gets STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Ospreay aims, but Hobbs CLUBS him on the neck! Hobbs whips, to SNAP POWERSLAM! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives and Hobbs grows frustrated. The fans rally for Ospreay while Hobbs paces.
Hobbs goes to a corner, and he climbs?! The fans boo but Hobbs tells them to shut up. Hobbs aims to FROG SPLASH FLOP as Ospreay moves! Ospreay hurries to springboard and OSCUT- NO! Hobbs blocks, suplexes, Ospreay slips free! Springboard and OSCUTTER!! Cover, TWO!! Now Hobbs survives and Ospreay grows frustrated. Ospreay takes the elbow pad away and the fans fire up again! Ospreay aims, runs in, but Hobbs scoops! WORLD’S STRONGEST- Cradle counter! TWO!! Hobbs escapes, Ospreay BOOTS the haymaker away to then SUPERKICK! Hobbs roars, Ospreay SWATS the haymaker, to HOOK KICK!
Ospreay runs, but Hobbs LARIATS Ospreay inside-out! The fans are thunderous while both Wills are down! Hobbs rises, pounds the mat, and Ospreay goes to a corner. Hobbs runs up, to clothesline! He almost sends Ospreay up and out with that! “This is Awesome!” as Hobbs puts Ospreay up top. Hobbs climbs, brings Ospreay up to scoop, SUPER POWERSLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and Hobbs is furious! Hobbs brings down the straps as the fans rally for Ospreay. Hobbs scoops Ospreay, whips him, but Ospreay DDT counters!! Ospreay hurries up top to LEAP OF FAITH! Ospreay then aims from a corner as Hobbs rises!
Ospreay runs up, HIDDEN BLADE!! Cover, Ospreay wins!!
Winner: Will Ospreay, by pinfall
Callis says, “You’re welcome!” taking all the credit for this epic opener! Callis joins his family members in the ring to celebrate with them, but Hobbs is pissed! Callis keeps Hobbs from going after Ospreay, this was all in friendly competition! He whispers something to Hobbs and Ospreay isn’t sure what to make of this. Is Callis only tearing his own family apart like this? But wait, here comes Bryan Danielson. The American Dragon is playing the same games he did with Eddie Kingston not too long ago. Will Bryan regret stepping on Ospreay’s moment? Or can he prove anything Ospreay can do, he can do better? Bryan takes on the Murderhawk Monster, after the break!
Bryan Danielson VS Lance Archer!
Dynamite returns as Archer makes his entrance. This match isn’t just Bryan trying to keep pace with Ospreay, it’s also a singles match branching off from the Six Man Tag on Collision. Archer was on the losing side Saturday, will he turn that all around tonight?
Speaking of turning around, the moment Archer is in the ring, he turns around to CLOBBER Bryan! The bell rings while the ref reprimands and fans boo but Archer stomps away! Archer lets off to throw his vest onto Bryan, then steps on Bryan’s head! The ref counts, Archer steps away, and Bryan staggers to a corner. Archer ROCKS Bryan with a forearm, then CHOPS him! The fans boo but Archer stalks Bryan to put him in ropes. Archer CHOKES Bryan while also grinding his forearm into Bryan’s face! The ref counts again, Archer lets off, and Bryan sputters. Archer scowls as he drags Bryan up and puts him in a corner.
Archer CHOPS Bryan again and Bryan drops to his knees. Archer sits Bryan up, taunts the fans, “This is the guy, yeah?” Archer CLUBS away on Bryan’s chest! Archer then lets Bryan flop down and he soaks up the heat. Archer SLAPS Bryan, puts him in a corner, then throws body shots. Archer digs his boot into Bryan’s face while Bryan stands up, that’s how tall Archer is. Archer lets off to whip corner to corner hard and Bryan falls! The fans rally behind Bryan but Archer drags Bryan up. Archer reels Bryan in, tells fans to shut up, and then suplex TOSSES Bryan away! Bryan sputters in the corner but Archer waits.
Bryan rises up, Archer runs in, and BACK ELBOWS! Archer keeps moving, he BACK ELBOWS again! Archer keeps moving, but Bryan dodges! Bryan runs up, blocks a boot and DRAGON SCREWS! Archer stays standing thanks to the ropes, but Bryan just gets the leg to DRAGON SCREW it again! Archer falls and the fans rally up behind Bryan. Bryan CHOPS and KICKS Archer, then CHOPS, KICKS, and repeat! Then he grabs the bad leg, then the other leg, and he hooks them up! Bryan wants the arms but Archer’s so tall, they’re rather far away. So Bryan just STOMPS both Archer’s knees instead! And then SMASHES the bad one!
Bryan KICKS the leg, Archer goes to ropes, and Bryan KICKS again! And again! And again! Archer shoves Bryan away but Bryan comes back to KICK again! Archer falls in into the corner and the fans fire up! Bryan storms up to KICK, KICK and KICK! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan puts the leg in the ropes, pulls on it, then runs side to side to DROPKICK! The fans fire up, but then Archer ROCKS and CLUBS Bryan. Archer TOSSES Bryan out, storms out after him, but Bryan slips inside! Bryan runs and DIVES, but into Archer’s hands! APRON CHOKE SLAM! Bryan writhes and falls, then Archer assaults a ring crew member!
The fans freak out as Archer scoops and SLAMS that guy onto Bryan! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Archer just soaks it all up as Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Archer refreshes the ring count and stalks Bryan. Archer drags Bryan up, SMACKS him off steel steps, then follows him to barriers. Archer CHOPS Bryan, watches him hobble and fall, then refreshes the ring count again. Archer stalks Bryan, tells people to move aside, and he whips Bryan into railing! Archer then gets space, runs up, and CANNONBALLS into Bryan! The fans fire up while Archer stands back up. Archer ROCKS Bryan with a right hand, then CHOPS him against barriers! Bryan hobbles, Archer brings him around and puts him in the ring. Archer soaks up the heat before stepping back into the ring.
Archer clamps onto Bryan with a chinlock, grinds him down, but Bryan fights his way up. Bryan throws body shots, but Archer TOSSES him back out! Archer storms out after Bryan to CHOP him again! Archer smirks as he hears the fans booing. Archer puts Bryan in the ring, stands on his neck, but lets off as the ref counts. Archer drags Bryan up, puts him in the corner, and Dynamite returns to single picture. The fans rally but Archer CHOPS Bryan! Bryan hobbles away, Archer follows, but Bryan CHOPS in return! And CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Archer ROCKS Bryan with a forearm!
Bryan crawls, but he huffs and puffs! The fans rally as Bryan CHOPS again! And KICKS! And CHOPS! Archer knees low in return, puts Bryan in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Bryan goes up and up and over, then keeps moving! Bryan ducks ‘n’ dodges but Archer CROSSBODIES! The fans are torn over Archer’s big man athleticism, and Archer drags Bryan up by his nose! The ref reprimands, but Archer puts Bryan in a corner to stand on him! The ref counts, the fans boo, and Archer lets off, to then stand on Bryan again! Archer digs his boot in, but he still lets off before the count of 4.
Archer CLUBS Bryan, then knuckle locks. Archer goes up the corner, CLUBS Bryan more, then tightrope walks! The fans cheer Archer going Old School, but then Bryan trips Archer up! Archer’s bad leg takes the hit, but he manages to get back into the ring. Bryan fires up and the fans are with him! Bryan runs in at Archer corner to corner, to DROPKICK! Then he goes corner to corner again for another DROPKICK! Bryan keeps going, but Archer clamps on! POP-UP, but Bryan turns bearhug into GUILLOTINE! Archer falls slowly, and Bryan shifts to get the arm! LEBELL LOCK!! Archer flails as he endures, and the fans chant “TAP! TAP! TAP!”
Archer fights his way around, reaches out, and has a ROPEBREAK! Bryan lets go in frustration but Archer’s length saves him. Archer bails out, Bryan builds speed, and Bryan WRECKS Archer with a dropkick! Bryan then aims from the apron, runs up and FLYING KNEES Archer back down! The fans fire up and high-five Bryan before he goes back for Archer. Bryan puts Archer in the ring, climbs up a corner, and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Archer falls again and the fans fire up with Bryan! Bryan aims, and KICKS! And KICKS! And KICKS! “YES! YES! YES!” Then Bryan winds up, to BUZZ- NO, Archer blocks it!
Archer choke grips, for a HUGE CHOKE SLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Bryan survives and Archer is frustrated, but Archer drags Bryan right back up. Archer puts Bryan up top, then goes for the crucifix. But Bryan uses that to throw down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan shoves Archer away, adjusts up top, but Archer runs up to STEP-UP KNEE! Bryan wobbles and Archer smirks! Archer lifts Bryan up, but Bryan slips down into a SLEEPER! Bryan’s a backpack as Archer starts fading! But Archer stands to THROW Bryan off! Archer then runs up, but Bryan dodges! Bryan comes back, BUSAIKU KNEE!! Archer only drops to a knee!
Bryan aims from a corner, “YES! YES! YES!” Bryan runs back in, but into another choke grip! Bryan breaks free to BUZZSAW! BUZZSAW again! And BUZZSAW the third!! Then another BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cover, Bryan wins!
Winner: Bryan Danielson, by pinfall
Ospreay tore down a Powerhouse and Bryan slayed a Murderhawk Monster! They’re both red hot going into Dynasty’s dream match, who proves they are truly the best wrestler alive today?
Renee Paquette is on stage.
Dynamite returns and Renee welcomes Worcester back. She also wants them to help her welcome her guest, Lionheart Chris Jericho! Jericho makes his entrance, and Renee says that for weeks, we’ve seen his relationship with Hook. Where are we? What’s the status? Jericho says last week, he told Hook that he had a proposition where he offered to be a mentor. And even though Hook agreed to it, he said something to Jericho has been stuck in Jericho’s head all week. Jericho wants to clarify something, so he wants to bring Hook out. Hit the Hook Signal! The signal shines in the sky, and here comes the FTW Champion!
Worcester cheers as Hook stands on stage with Jericho and Renee, and Jericho has the fans give it up one more time. Jericho tells Hook that last week, when he offered his mentorship, Hook said he’d love that but he also knows who Jericho is. And Jericho gets what Hook meant, as just about everyone Jericho’s ever aligned with or teamed with, they end up in a fight with Jericho. As Jericho’s other theme, Judas, says, everyone Jericho has ever loved, he pushes them away. That is true, but there’s a reason for that. When you play the game at the highest of levels like Jericho does, the rules are different.
And once Hook understands that, then he’ll understand what Jericho is trying to teach him. Jericho isn’t asking for 100% trust right now, but he is asking for Hook to believe in him as much as Jericho believes in Hook. The fans are starting to boo, they don’t really like that. Hook says yeah, he believes in Jericho. He believes in Jericho so much, he got them a match. Saturday Night Collision, right here in Worcester, Massachusetts. The fans like the sound of that! Hook then tells Jericho, he will be keeping his eye on him. Jericho says he wouldn’t expect anything less. Hook’s learning already. They fist bump, and #LionHook is gonna give it a go! Will this be a slam dunk for The Ocho and the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil?
Shane Taylor Promotions speaks.
Lee Moriarty tells Shane himself that one surefire way to jump straight to the top in one night is you beat the golden child and the first world champion of AEW. Shane says Massachusetts has a great history of fighters, like Rocky Marciano and Marvin Haglin. Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty are gonna add their names to that list. Saturday on Collision, all they gotta do is KO the Ocho & Hook. So tell you what? Your hands can’t hit what your eyes can’t see. And on Collision, #LionHook gets their asses beat by STP! Rumble, bad man, rumble!
Jay White VS Billy Gunn!
After The Switchblade led The Ass Boys on a little breaking ‘n’ entering at Daddy Ass’s house, the challenge was issued and the challenge was accepted! “Stepdaddy Switch” is going to be all alone against The Ass MAN, will he soon regret ever thinking he could fill Billy’s shoes?
Oh wait! Billy’s already right behind White! White turns around and Billy DECKS him! The fans fire up as Billy stalks White down the ramp, CLUBS him down, and then gets him up to whip into barriers! The fans fire up, the ref reprimands, but Billy keeps White from getting in the ring! Billy whips White into railing hard! White almost falls into the front row, and Billy brings him back around, to ROCK him again! Billy tells the ref to hold on, and he puts White in the ring. The bell rings, White CHOPS, but Billy doesn’t flinch! Billy ROCKS White right a right and White tumbles out of the ring!
We see The Acclaimed watching backstage as promised, and Billy goes out after White. Billy keeps White from going into the crowd, and SMACKS him off the desk! Billy looms over White as he crawls, and the ring count climbs. We now see Austin & Colten backstage, showing off the newly redesigned ROH Six Man Tag titles while watching this. Billy SMACKS White off the chair in the corner of the barriers, and high-fives some fans. Billy hurries to refresh the count, then he pursues White into the crowd! Worcester fires up more as Billy stalks White, then brings him around to SMACK off a trash can!
White flounders, the fans fire up and throw up the scissor fingers, and Billy revels in it. The ref reprimands and tells Billy to get this in the ring. Billy grabs White by the hair, SMACKS him off barriers, then hears the fans chanting, “One More Time!” Billy stalks White up the bleachers, but White throws hands! Billy ROCKS White in return, brings him back to ground level, and then DUMPS him over the barriers. White crawls around ringside but Billy follows. Billy SMACKS White right off the LED barriers! The fans fire up and Billy even checks with the youngsters if they’re enjoying this. Billy then stalks White to another corner of the barriers, and SMACKS him off the LED again!
Billy keeps White from floundering away too far, then suplexes White, only for White to knee free! White RAMS Billy into the barriers, then hurries away! Billy frowns and stalks White, brings him up and SMACKS him off steps! Billy refreshes the ring count again, then lines up a shot! White moves, the kick hits steps! Billy hurries to get White into the ring, but White scrambles out the other side. Billy pursues, so White hurries back inside. White grabs ropes, the ref wants Billy to back off, so Billy lets go. Then Billy clotheslines White up and out! The fans fire up as Billy’s barely even broken a sweat, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
The ref checks on White, he’s still floundering around, so Billy goes right out after him. Billy stalks White, White wants mercy, but Billy says okay, timeout. NOT! Billy stomps White, puts him in the ring, but White wants mercy still! Billy sighs as White tries to make amends. White wants to scissor finger? After breaking up Bang Bang Scissor Gang the way he did?! Billy reaches out, but he grabs White’s fingers to bend them! Billy brings White around to TOSS him out! The ref is getting frustrated but Billy goes out after White again. Billy stops White from picking up a chair but now the ref has to take the chair from Billy!
Billy defends his innocence, White went for the chair first! The ref doesn’t care, puts the chair back where it should be, and Billy grabs White’s finger again. Billy bends those fingers, the ref wants this back in the ring, but Billy brings White over to SMASH the fingers on the barrier! Billy drags White up, then RAMS him into the LED! Billy puts White in the ring just to refresh the count, and then bring him to the apron to CLUB him! Dynamite returns to single picture, Billy storms his way back into the ring, and the fans rally up. White is in a corner, Billy runs in, but Billy only gets buckles! White runs up to UPPERCUT!
White RAMS into Billy again and again, then fires off forearms and haymakers! White stomps away, the ref counts, but White tells Billy to “SUCK IT!” White CLAWS Billy’s face, Billy shoves him away, but then White dropkicks the legs out! White again says ‘SUCK IT!” but he runs into a scoop and SLAM! Billy shakes out the legs, but then we see The Acclaimed just got taken out! The Gunns must’ve attacked! That was the only thing not banned in this ringside ban! Billy scoops White, but White CLAWS his eyes, and POSTS him! White puts Billy in, drags him up into the clinch, BLADE- NO, Billy slips free to hit the ONE AND ONLY!
Both men are down and the fans fire up! Billy and White slowly rise, White on wobbly legs. Billy runs up to FAMOUSER! The fans fire up with Billy as he says thumbs up, then thumbs down! Billy brings White up, kicks low, and says “SUCK IT!” Billy then hits another FAMOUSER!! White sputters but Billy and the fans agree, “One More Time!” But first, Billy goes out of the ring to fetch a chair! The fans fire up as Daddy Ass doesn’t want to win, he wants to get even! But wait, now the Gunns run out here? They don’t care about the ringside ban, they just want to protect their friend! Austin begs on White’s behalf!
The fans boo, Billy shoves Austin, but then Colten gets in the way! The distraction allows White to LOW BLOW!! But the ref still saw this, and so Billy wins!
Winner: Billy Gunn, by disqualification
The Bang Bang Gang doesn’t care about the win, either, as White wants to hurt Billy! White takes the chair from Colten, then tells the Gunns to sit Billy up. But wait! Here comes The Acclaimed! Caster & Bowens weren’t beat down as bad as the Gunns thought, and they get right in to CLOBBER ’em! Bowens fires off on Austin, Caster fires off on Colten! White wants them to hold on, and then he runs away! But The Acclaimed catch him at the ramp! They toss White in, the Gunns get back up, so The Acclaimed TACKLE them both! White freaks out, and Billy LARIATS White right down! The Acclaimed TOSS the BCG out, then pursue!
The fans fire up as Billy stalks White to the desk, and SMACKS him with the desk hood! He hits White so hard, the Dynamite cover falls off to reveal the Collision one. Then The Acclaimed get the steel steps in position nearby! The fans fire up as Bowens wants Billy to bring White over. Billy brings White over to his boys, Bowens & Caster DOUBLE- NO, the Ass Boys save White again! The Bang Bang Gang runs away into the crowd, but The Acclaimed is still all fired up! The battle for the AEW World Trios Championships is still on the horizon, who will prove themselves THE BEST trio in the world today?
The Young Bucks arrive backstage.
How fitting that it is raining as Matthew & Nicholas Jackson are here in Worcester. They brought the Rainmaker into AEW, will they be just one match away from making it reign themselves?
Best Friends also arrive.
Orange Cassidy & Trent Beretta not only have Chuck Taylor with them, but Mama Sue is here, too! Will all this moral support be more than enough to make Dynasty Freshly Squeezed?
Renee Paquette is back on stage.
And she tells Worcester that it is time to bring out a ray of sunshine. Give it up for the Babe with the Power, Willow Nightingale! The fans cheer as Willow makes her way out, Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway by her side. Renee brings up that last week, she won the Fatal 4 to earn her shot at Julia Hart’s TBS Championship at Dynasty. How is it feeling to have this title match coming? Willow says she is feeling mother FLUFFING great! But what she wants to know is, how is Worcester feeling? The fans cheer, they’re feeling great, too! Willow says hello to all of us at home, she hopes we all feel as great as Worcester all sounds.
But Willow really, really loves this city. For years and years, Willow was busting her butt in this town. The fans cheer that! Willow says she packed into her car, drove up and down the Merritt Parkway, many times with Kris by her side. And they would wrestler across this town at a little place calls The White Eagle. The fans really fire up hearing that name! Willow says it is clearly special to them, and is to a lot of wrestlers. Many of them have left their sweat on those mats, had great nights there. But to Willow, this is a home away from home. This is where she learned who Willow Nightingale is, figured out who she is.
And every time she questioned, “Does a girl like me belong in wrestling?” The fans cheer that yes, she does! See? This is it! Every time she wondered, “if a weird, quirky, ‘unconventional,’ chubby, curvy, freak like me belonged and I could make it, your cheers reassured me.” These applause watered Willow and made her blossom into the woman standing in front of us today. This woman who IS going to be challenging Julia at Dynasty for the TBS title! You have all made her so confident. She is so confident from their love and support, she knows she is going to be the smiling Face of TBS! The fans fire up for that!
Stokely then speaks up to say he’s gonna say something uncharacteristic. Stokely will say something special about Willow! This young lady right here had what the kids would call, “A banger.” She knocked it outta the park! Willow is something special. Week after week after week, she impresses Stokely, and she impresses the entire world! The fans cheer that! But then here comes Mercedes Mone! The fans cheer on the “C E O! C E O!” as she struts out on stage to join everyone. Mone already has a mic of her own to say, “Worcesteeeer~! Please say hello to your C E O. Now, Willow, I can’t wait to watch you tear it up with Julia at Dynasty!”
The fans continue to chant “C E O! C E O!” but Mone says whoever will be TBS Champion at Double or Nothing, Mone’s got next. Because in Vegas, money changes everything! The CEO has called her shot, but is she simply playing mind games? Will she regret putting that fuel on the fire for Willow?
AEW World Tag Team Championship Tournament Quarterfinals: The Young Bucks VS Orange Cassidy & Trent Beretta!
The EVPs have vowed to take back the tag titles, and so far, it looks like they could do it. But despite being the bosses, they still have to earn their way to the title match! Will Matthew & Nicholas bring the Superkick Party to St. Louis? Or will Dynasty end up #FreshlySqueezed?
The teams sort out and Trent starts against Nick. The two circle, tie up, and Nick headlocks. Trent powers up and out, Nick RAMS him, but Trent stays up. Nick runs, RAMS Trent again, but Trent still stays up. Nick runs, RAMS Trent, but Trent rebounds to run Nick over! The fans fire up, tag to Cassidy, and the Best Friends double whip to double shoulder tackle! They shake hands, Trent ELBOW DROPS and Cassidy covers. ONE, but Cassidy brings Nick around. Cassidy snap suplexes, brings Nick up and tags Trent in. Best Friends then DOUBLE SUPLEX, and Trent covers, ONE! Nick goes to ropes, but Trent whips.
Nick reverses, Trent KICKS back, then headlocks. Nick powers up, Trent ducks ‘n’ dodges but Nick drops and the crossbody hits ropes! Tag to Matt and he mockingly asks if Trent’s okay. Matt shakes Trent’s hand, gives a thumbs up, then reels Trent in to NORTHERN LIGHTS! Matt floats over to get the Polar Express going! NORTHERN LIGHTS after NORTHERN LIGHTS, but Trent uses the corner to TORNADO DDT! Nick tags in, he runs up but Trent ducks, drops and STANDING METEORAS! Nick tumbles out to join Matt, but Trent PLANCHAS! The Bucks both move, Trent lands safe on the apron, but Nick YANKS Trent down!
Trent hits the edge as he falls, but Cassidy DIVES! But the Bucks catch him, haul him up, and DOUBLE APRON POWERBOMB! The Bucks haul Trent up, and they give him an DOUBLE APRON POWERBOMB! The fans boo but Matt gets on commentary real quick to say good to see Taz. But does Matt have to do everything for Excalibur? Matt then uses mock shock as he says, “Oh my goodness! Orange Cassidy and Trent are in trouble! Let’s keep with the action as we go picture in picture, stay with us!” Matt tells the production team “moron” that means to cut to said break! Taz says yeah, cut to break!
Dynamite does go picture in picture, and Matt storms over to DECK Cassidy! Matt brings Cassidy up, just to DECK him again! Nick soaks up the heat in the ring while Cassidy flounders around. Nick brings Trent up, bumps him off Matt’s boot, then Matt tags in. Matt brings Trent up to ROCK him in the back! And ROCK him again! Matt smirks as he brings Trent around, but Trent throws body shots! Trent CHOPS Matt, ROCKS him, and reaches out, only for Matt to RAM him into the corner! Matt fires off fast hands and stomps, but the ref counts. Matt stands on Trent, lets off at 4, and he argues with the ref.
Matt drags Trent from the corner, tags Nick, and they SLINGSHOT SENTON FIST DROP COMBO! Nick taunts Cassidy, SPITS at him, then goes back to Trent. Nick stomps Trent, tags Matt, and Matt brings Trent up. Matt reels Trent in, tags in Nick, and they double whip Trent, only for Trent to reverses! Nick goes up and over but Trent BOOTS Matt away! Nick runs in, Trent puts him on the apron! But Matt scoops Trent, BACKBREAKER and SLINGSHOT LEG DROP COMBO! The Bucks soak up the heat, then Nick whips Trent into the corner. Nick runs up to SHINING WIZARD, then he lets Trent drop.
Nick goes up the corner, but Trent YANKS him down into a SAIDO! Dynamite returns to single picture and the fans fire up! Nick hurries to tag Matt, and Matt runs up to BLAST Cassidy! Matt tells the ref to watch Chuckie T, but that makes him miss Nick rip a buckle pad away! Matt reels Trent in, takes aim, but Trent fights the lift! Trent back drops free! Nick hurries in but Cassidy ROCKS Nick first! Trent back drops Nick, hot tag to Cassidy! Cassidy climbs and CROSSBODIES Nick! Cassidy runs at Matt, is put on the apron, but Cassidy ROCKS Matt first! Cassidy climbs up to CROSSBODY Matt! Cassidy keeps moving, he ducks double lariats to DOUBLE-
NO, The Bucks block the rana! They throw him back, fake the double superkick to then DDT! Nick then goes out to the apron to PENALTY KICK Trent! Matt gets Cassidy up, Nick distracts the ref, but Cassidy blocks the bare buckle bump! Cassidy ROCKS Matt, winds up, ORANGE- NO, Matt ducks and feeds Cassidy to Nick’s GAMANGIRI! Matt then LARIATS Cassidy inside-out! The fans boo but Matt struts as he tags in Nick. Mama Sue makes sure Trent is okay, and the fans rally for “Freshly Squeezed!” The Bucks sit Cassidy up and then decide to mock him by “unleashing” those kicks! The fans boo the parody, but then E V P- NO, Cassidy ducks!
Matt & Nick hobble from knee to knee contact, and then Cassidy ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl DDT Nick! Cassidy dodges Matt, to tilt-o-whirl DDT him! Cassidy hurries to a corner, climbs up top, and the fans fire up as Cassidy gives Nick DEEP IMPACT! Cover, TWO!! Nick survives and Cassidy grows frustrated. The fans continue to rally, Cassidy brings Nick over. Buckle bump then a tag to Trent. Trent brings Nick around, Alabama Lifts, but Nick fights free! Nick sends Trent into Cassidy, then GERMAN SUPLEXES Trent! Tag to Matt, he gets Trent up while Nick climbs. But Trent slips free, and he shoves Nick into Matt!
Trent gut wrenches Nick! Cassidy adjusts, thumbs up, and they steal the TK DRIVER!! Cover, Nick LEAPS in to break it! Cassidy aims at Nick, but no superkick! Hands in the pockets! The fans fire up, Nick swings, but into Trent’s half nelson! SOLE FOOD HALF ‘N’ HALF!! The fans are thunderous as Best Friends HUG! You GOT to give the people what they want! But then Nick SUPERKICKS Cassidy! Nick then aims at Trent but Trent ducks the kick to Alabama Lift! Only for Matt to SUPERKICK Trent into the CODE RED! SUPERKICK for Cassidy! Matt goes out to SUPERKICK Chuck just because!! And then he aims at Sue?!
The fans boo, you don’t kick Sue! Matt apologizes, it was a reflex. He wants to fist bump as an apology. Sue reaches up, to SLAP Matt! The fans fire up, Matt is furious, but then ORANGE PUNCH for Matt! Cassidy puts Matt in for Trent to BUSAIKU KNEE!! Cassidy DIVES onto Nick!! Trent hurries to Alabama Lift, Cassidy rises up, STRONG ZERO!! Cover, NICK BREAKS IT!! ORANGE PUNCH for Nick! Nick falls out of the ring, Cassidy DIVES onto him! The fans are thunderous again as Trent has Matt all to himself! Trent calls to Mama Sue and she gives him a kiss for luck! Trent fires up and reels Matt in!
But Matt trips Trent and CATAPULTS him into the bare buckle!! Matt rolls Trent up with tights!! THE BUCKS WIN!!
Winners: The Young Bucks, by pinfall (advance to the finals)
The fans boo as The Bucks taunt Mama Sue! The EVPs stole their tickets to St. Louis and the finals, but are they going to establish their Dynasty by any means necessary?
As for Best Friends, they’re all frustrated with the loss, but the fans cheer them on. Sue says it’s okay, and Cassidy helps Trent to his feet. Chuck says losses happen, and they all take corners. But Trent BUSAIKU KNEES Cassidy?!? The fans boo, this is NOT what the people want! Trent seethes as he looks at Cassidy on the mat, then he storms out! Trent doesn’t even look at his mom as he goes up the ramp! Is this the end of Best Friends as we know it?
AEW Women’s World Championship #1 Contender’s Match: Thunder Rosa VS Mariah May w/ Toni Storm & Luther!
La Mera Mera wants her shot at the title she never lost, and has been on quite the streak since returning to AEW. However, so has the protege of our leading lady, who continues to do a quality cosplay of Toni Storm. But then, will the Thunder make it through to clash with the Storm? Or will Mariah make sure the fix is in?
The bell rings, Mariah rushes in but Rosa dodges! Rosa then comes back to fire off forearms and puts Mariah in the corner! Rosa CHOPS, then runs Mariah side to side to bump her off buckles! Rosa CHOPS, whips Mariah corner to corner again, and roars as she runs in to SPLASH! The fans rally up, Rosa brings Mariah up, and she CHOPS again! Mariah sputters but Rosa stands her up, to roll, run in, but Mariah sends her into buckles! Mariah fires off fists, the ref counts, but Mariah lets off to go corner to corner. Shoutout to Storm for the SWEET HIP MUSIC! Storm on commentary says this is gonna be a quick one.
Mariah runs to SHOTGUN Rosa down, then covers, TWO! Mariah keeps her cool as she keeps on Rosa. Mariah scoops to SPIN-OUT SIDEWALK- NO, Rosa RANAS free! Mariah flounders to ropes, Rosa runs up and UPPERCUTS! Rosa fires up and the fans are with her as she goes side to side, HYDRAULIC DROPKICK through the ropes! Mariah flops to the floor while Rosa grins at Storm. Rosa drags Mariah up to the apron, fireman’s carries, but Mariah fights free! Mariah ROCKS Rosa, then BOOTS her! Rosa wobbles, Mariah runs to SUNSET FLIP, but Rosa fights off the bomb! RANA and Mariah goes tumbling!
The fans fire up, Rosa asks if “Antonia” saw that, but Storm tells her to piss off. Rosa refreshes the count, runs in at Mariah, and SPLASHES her against the LED! The fans fire up more and Rosa drags Mariah up. High-five for the fans before Rosa puts Mariah in the ring. Rosa covers, TWO! Mariah stays in this while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Rosa keeps on Mariah with a seated surfboard! She pulls Mariah back, then stands up for the SWINGING SURFBOARD! Rosa then SLAMS Mariah down out of it! Cover, TWO! Mariah hurries away to ropes, Storm smirks and scoffs at Rosa, but Rosa ROCKS Mariah. Rosa whips, but Mariah JUMP KNEES Rosa down! Mariah rains down fists, then drags Rosa up to bump off buckles. Mariah stomps Rosa, drags her up and kicks low! Rosa ducks the roundhouse but the mule kick connects with Rosa’s face! Cover, TWO! Rosa shows her toughness but Mariah puts her through ropes and bends her back!
The ref counts, Mariah lets off at 4, and she struts around. Rosa throws body shots but Mariah BOOTS her down! Mariah then clamps on with a straitjacket stretch, and she digs her knee into Rosa’s back! Rosa endures, fights around, fights up, and throws elbows! Rosa is free, throws haymakers, then whips. Mariah reverses to throw Rosa by her hair! Mariah looms over Rosa as Dynamite returns to single picture. Mariah slaps Rosa around, pie faces her, but Rosa grins. Rosa shoves Mariah, but Mariah ROCKS Rosa! Rosa ROCKS Mariah and then eggs her on! Mariah ROCKS Rosa, but Rosa comes back to ROCK Mariah!
The forearms go back and forth, Worcester on Rosa’s side! Storm says Mariah reminds her of a younger Storm, obviously, and that Rosa reminds Storm of an older Thunder Rosa. Mariah fires off palm strikes from all sides, but Rosa SLAPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Then GERMAN SUPLEX! Mariah flounders, Rosa drags her to a cover, TWO! Mariah stays in this but Rosa stays on her while Storm is worried. Rosa tucks Mariah in, but Mariah wrenches out and SAIDOS! Mariah roars, she goes to a corner, and she takes aim again. Mariah runs in, but Rosa ELBOWS her back! Rosa goes up and up, but Mariah ROCKS Rosa!
Mariah runs up to handspring, but Rosa denies her the steiner! Rosa adjusts, aims, and SUPER- NO, Mariah avoids the double stomps to then run and KNEE! Cover, TWO!! Rosa survives but Mariah drags her right up! Storm approves as Mariah fireman’s carries. But Rosa victory rolls through, TWO! Mariah HEADBUTTS a la Storm! Mariah drags Rosa up, fireman’s carries, MAY- BACKSTABBER!! Mariah flounders, Storm is frustrated, and Rosa tucks Mariah in! TIJUANA BOMB!! Cover, Rosa wins!!
Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Women’s World Championship)
For once, Storm is speechless! Rosa dares her to go ahead and bring the fight right now! Why wait for Dynasty? Storm stays back, so Rosa will just have to wait. Is Timeless Toni Storm’s time almost up?
Penta El Zero Miedo & Alex Abrahantes speak.
Hype Man Abrahantes starts by saying, “Everywhere we go, we feel it. The people are for Penta, and Penta is for the people. And what the people have been asking for is for this multi-time world champion to have gold once again.” Penta then tells Adam Copeland to stop facing outsiders for the TNT Championship, and take on an AEW Original. Next week, on Dynamite! What the people want, what the people need, is a champion that has #CeroMiedo! Tony Khan sends word, Edge VS Penta IS happening!
But also he puts it on the books that Penta will face AAA World Cruiserweight Champion, Komander, this Saturday on Collision! Will Penta go from beating one champion to beating another within the span of a week?
Tony Schiavone is in the ring.
He stands with the table because we are set for the contract signing of the AEW World Championship match at Dynasty, April 21st. First out, the challenger, Swerve Strickland! Worcester cheers for “Whose house?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Prince Nana leads the way and does his dance as The Realest makes his entrance. And of course, THE AEW World Champion, Samoa Joe! The fans chant for “JOE! JOE! JOE!” as the King of Wrestling Television makes his entrance. Everyone is in the ring now, and Schiavone thanks them for coming. What an event Dynasty will be, with this match being for the title.
Schiavone knows both men have looked over the contract, now is time to sign on the dotted line. They each get a pen, and Joe decides to sign right away, even as the fans continue to chant, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Joe then sits back, and as Schiavone addresses Swerve, Joe tells Schiavone to shut up! Fans boo but Joe smirks as he tells Swerve, “We’re out here in front of a lot of people who seem to care about you a lot. So I thought I’d join that group and I’d give you a little bit of advice before you sign this contract.” Joe thinks Swerve is working off bad intel! Joe gets where Swerve comes from, he watched it all!
From Swerve’s career defining blood feud with Hangman Adam Page, where Swerve strung Hangman up with the chain he has draped off his shoulders. Then there was the meteoric rise to not just one but two championship opportunities. And how else could this fairytale end but with the big win and everyone happy and celebrating the new champion? But see, Swerve, that’s the bad intel he’s been working off! Joe’s about to tell this man the TRUTH! “And the truth is, singing this contract, Swerve, is doom and destruction. It is a big mistake, it is a career defining mistake to step into the ring with me right now.”
Joe will put it into terms that a rapper could fairly understand. Joe is going to beat Swerve down so bad, he’ll be mentally scarred like someone who left Diddy’s party too late. The fans go nuts hearing that one! But Swerve doesn’t flinch. Joe then tells Swerve, now that he has the right information, why not do the right thing? Joe motions to the ropes, but Swerve doesn’t budge. Swerve instead takes his mic to say before he signs the contract, he just wants Joe to know he wanted this moment all his life. Swerve dreamt about this moment because he never thought it was possible. The fans duel between “Joe is gonna kill~ you!” and “Swerve’s House!” but Swerve just smirks.
Swerve wants Joe to understand that his destiny is filled with a long, winding road of obstacles. But after Swerve arrived, that feeling is sweet. That journey took him all the way to main-eventing Dynasty! And that is exactly what they’re building here in AEW: a dynasty! With signings like Okada, Mone, Ospreay. Fans chant “MJF! MJF!” but Swerve chuckles. Now, truth be told, this title is bigger than the both of them. Swerve understands the dangers of facing Joe for it. Everything about Joe’s reign has truly been dangerous. He is the definition of a killer, but so is Swerve. April 21st, in St. Louis, AEW Dynasty, Swerve shows Joe he is every bit of that man.
Swerve says he grabs the keys to the Dynasty, and he proves that AEW is whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Now run the fade on that, b*tch! Joe shoves Swerve, Swerve ROCKS Joe! The fans fire up, Swerve gets the chain out, and he CHOKES Joe! But wait, Joe just snarls and HEADBUTTS Swerve!! Now Joe has the chain, and he wraps it around his wrist! Joe aims, and STEEL CHAIN PUNCHES Swerve right down!! Nana tries to get Swerve outta there, but Joe swings at him! Nana gets back and Joe rains down steel chain punches right into Swerve’s side and head! Joe roars, storms around, and the fans are torn as he aims again!
Swerve stands, Joe JABS, JABS and JABS! Swerve’s forehead is busted open but Joe batters the chin and cheek! Refs rush in to stop this but the damage has been done! Joe storms out of the ring, Swerve sputters and crawls, but then Joe stops at the ramp. Wait, Swerve still gets the mic and a pen? Swerve laughs?! Swerve tells Joe, “I love this s*it! And if you think that’s all you got, then I’m taking your championship from you.” Swerve USES HIS BLOOD to sign the contract!! The fans tell Swerve he’s sick, and then Joe rushes right back in to KNEE Swerve low!! And then URENAGE through the table!!
Worcester loses their minds as Joe stands over Swerve! Swerve is battered and bloody, but is there a smile still on his face? Joe holds up the title over Swerve and stands right on him, is this the image that closes Dynasty? Or will nothing stop Swerve from fulfilling his destiny?
My Thoughts:
A great Dynamite here with a lot set up for Dynasty. I was very surprised that the matches I thought would be main event weren’t, but then they made the contract signing close and that was some awesome stuff. There’s still two weeks until Dynasty, but this alone says a lot about the math, aka Swerve is totally winning at Dynasty. Then Rosa VS Mariah was a really good main event match, but of course Rosa was winning. Storm being stunned silent was a great detail, too, and their match is going to be great stuff, with the next couple of weeks being very important to the go-home math.
Edge had a great promo to open the show, and you can of course tell it was in defense of CM Punk shooting hard in his interview with Ariel Helwani. And honestly, I do have to side with Edge on this, if only because CM Punk shouldn’t just be putting AEW on blast when he was a good part of the reason why he got himself fired in the end. Not that Punk’s points weren’t right, just that he didn’t need to do it. But to be fair to AEW, AEW really did get the ball rolling on this better state pro-wrestling has found itself. WWE was struggling creatively, AEW was an alternative in the US for wrestlers to go, and while He Who Shall Not be Named got himself in trouble, his ousting opened the way to HHHBK who do understand what makes for good pro-wrestling, so now we might be approaching a point where both companies are at their absolute best.
Really good promo segment from Willow with Mercedes Mone injecting herself into it. And while plenty of fans really like Mone, I certainly got some Heel Heat off her character constantly doing this. And this segment heavily implies Willow will beat Julia to be TBS Champion so that she and Mone can have an awesome match at Double or Nothing. On the flipside of things, Jericho and Hook had an absolutely unnecessary promo tonight. Or at least, they did the promo in a way they didn’t need to. Jericho got upset about how Hook said he knows Jericho’s scheming side? Why not address that in last week’s promo and then just let Shane Taylor Promotions call Jericho & Hook out to set up the match for Collision? Oh wait, the answer is that Jericho just has to get TV time.
Great opening match from Ospreay VS Hobbs, and great follow-up from Bryan VS Archer. Ospreay and Bryan of course won their matches so they’d both have momentum going into their match. Ospreay’s already beaten even in the Don Callis Family, I feel like he should face someone in the Blackpool Combat Club. Moxley could probably take a loss, but pretty sure Claudio will be the guy to take it instead. Then Bryan can face someone in the Don Callis Family like Kyle Fletcher or Konosuke Takeshita. If this is going to be continued “Anything you can do, I can do better,” such a trade of opponents would make sense.
Great stuff out of White VS Billy with them using the space outside the ring quite a bit. In retrospect, I should’ve known Austin & Colten would attack The Acclaimed to then be free to help White against Billy. Now, given the ROH World Six Man Tag Team Championships just got a makeover, and a really good one at that, I feel like BCG doesn’t need to win the AEW Trios titles off Acclaimed, they just need to defend those belts. In fact, more champions of ROH just need to actually show up on ROH TV. There hasn’t even been word for a trios title match for Supercard of Honor this Friday, so clearly Tony Khan still struggles spinning all the plates, but let’s hope that also changes soon.
And great stuff with the first semifinal of the AEW World Tag Team Championship tournament. I figured The Bucks would win but cheating it out like that was perfect for also setting up what I was sensing for Trent. Trent turning on Cassidy was so well done, especially with Mama Sue there to be shocked by her son. I’m really hoping the next part of my prediction comes true and Trent sides with The Elite since he’s a friend of Okada’s via Chaos. Okada’s already got a midcard title in the Continental Championship, but it’d be so fitting if Trent stands in Cassidy’s way of the International Championship, Cassidy’s favorite belt of all.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Rockin’ around the Christmas Collision!
The Continental Classic continues on Christmas Collision, with crucial points on the line this close to AEW Worlds End! Who will finally take the lead in Gold League?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet; Ricochet wins.
- Kris Statlander VS Penelope Ford; Kris wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Shelton Benjamin VS Daniel Garcia; wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos; wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli; wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current Continental Classic Gold League standings!
Claudio Castagnoli: 2-1, 6 points
Will Ospreay: 2-1, 6 points
Ricochet: 2-1, 6 points
Darby Allin: 2-1, 6 points
Brody King: 2-2, 6 points
Komander: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Here are the current Continental Classic Blue League standings!
Kyle Fletcher: 3-1, 9 points
Kazuchika Okada: 2-1-1, 7 points
Mark Briscoe: 2-2, 6 points
Shelton Benjamin: 2-1, 6 points
Daniel Garcia: 1-1-1, 4 points
The Beast Mortos: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Ian Riccaboni is in the ring.
He has Big Boom AJ & Big Justice with him in the Hammerstein Ballroom, and yes, they’re ready to bring the BOOM~! They’re ready to watch the action tonight, and even the final face-to-face of MJF and Adam Cole. AJ says if MJF is gonna bring the doom, then you know he and Big Justice will bring the BOOM~! But tonight, their guy, Adam Cole will bring the BOOM~ too! And of course we have big Continental Classic action! Daniel Garcia VS Shelton Benjamin in a critical showdown, and while Shelton is tough, Garcia is going to bring the BOOM~! Plus, Mark Briscoe battles The Beast Mortos! The Chicken is their guy, time to bring the BOOM~!
In Gold League, we have Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli, and the Swiss Superman is a DOOM~! Let’s go, Darby, bring that BOOM~! And then a match everyone wants to see, the fireworks rematch of Will Ospreay VS Ricochet! If you’re a fan of high-flying wrestling, this is the right night to be right here in AEW! Ricochet and their guy, Ospreay, will bring the BOOM~! But speaking of, that match is up first! The Aerial Assassin joins AJ & Big Justice in giving a BOOM~, but will Ricochet make sure tonight is #OuttaThisWorld?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet!
Wait, are the fans throwing white streamers or is that… No, yeah, it’s toilet paper! Ospreay laughs at the fans basically calling Ricochet crap. Ricochet throws the toilet paper back! The bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans fire up for Ospreay as he and Ricochet circle. The fans also sing, “F HIM UP, OSPREAY, F HIM UP!” Ricochet shrugs that off, he and Ospreay tie up, and then Ricochet rolls. Ospreay shoots in, waistlocks, but Ricochet switches. They go around, Ricochet gator rolls with Ospreay, then floats to a headlock. Ricochet wrenches, hammerlocks then headlocks again. Ospreay powers up and out, Ricochet runs him over, but Ospreay kips up!
The fans cheer and Ospreay smiles as he and Ricochet reset. They tie up, go around, and Ricochet wrenches to a wristlock. Ospreay rolls, wrenches and wristlocks, but Ricochet spins and wrenches to hammerlock. Ospreay reaches back, headlocks and hits a takeover. Ricochet rolls to a cover, TWO! Ospreay holds onto the headlock but Ricochet powers up and out. Ospreay runs Ricochet over, Ricochet bails out, and then Ospreay handsprings to fake Ricochet out! The fans cheer as Ospreay superhero lands out, and Ricochet is annoyed. Ospreay holds ropes open for Ricochet, but Ricochet goes around the way to step in on his own.
The fans boo Ricochet being a bad sport but Ricochet ignores that. Ospreay and Ricochet knuckle lock, then Ricochet kicks low! And CHOPS! Ricochet whips, Ospreay reverses, but Ricochet rolls off Ospreay’s back! Things keep moving, Ospreay avoids the handspring to then duck ‘n’ dodges and RANA! But Ricochet handsprings through! The fans fire up, and Ospreay arm-drags Ricochet down! The fans cheer while Ricochet endures the grind. Ricochet fights up and puts Ospreay on ropes. The ref counts, Ricochet and Ospreay slowly let g o, and Ricochet SLAPS Ospreay! Ospreay CHOPS Ricochet!
Ospreay takes a swing, Ricochet ducks under to roll back and RANA! But now Ospreay handsprings through! Ricochet dodges to waistlock but Ospreay bucks the O’Conner. Ricochet arm-drags Ospreay down, but Ospreay headscissors back! Ricochet pops free but Ospreay arm-drags! Ricochet headscissors, Ospreay pops free, and Ospreay handsprings, but Ricochet catches him! Ricochet then THROWS Ospreay into the Tree of Woe, and Ospreay falls down! The fans boo while Ospreay bails out, but Ricochet FOSBURY FLOPS! The fans boo but Ricochet takes the toilet paper to wipe himself, then he SMOTHERS Ospreay with it!
The fans boo that literally disgusting act of disrespect, but Collision goes picture in picture.
Ricochet taunts the fans, then drags Ospreay up. Ricochet puts Ospreay in, soaks up more heat, then KNEE-BOARD SENTONS! Ricochet swaggers to taunt the fans more, then he goes back to Ospreay. Cover, ONE!! Another cover, TWO! Ricochet taunts the fans more, then goes back for Ospreay. Ricochet stands Ospreay up to CHOP, and Ospreay goes to a corner. Ricochet RAMS into Ospreay, RAMS him again, then snapmares to UPPERCUT in the back! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Ricochet drags him into a motorcycle stretch. Ospreay endures while Ricochet digs a knee into the back. Ospreay fights up, fights with elbows, then runs, but into a DROPKICK!
Ospreay is down in a daze but Ricochet has to shake out the stars in his own head. Ricochet covers, ONE! Ospreay then uses that one to flip off Ricochet. Ricochet RAMS Ospreay in the back! Ricochet then clamps on with a chinlock, and he digs his knee into Ospreay’s back. Ospreay endures, even as Ricochet JAMS Ospreay. Collision returns to single picture as the fans rally for Ospreay again. Ospreay fires up, fires hands, but Ricochet RAMS him into a corner. Ricochet runs up, RAMS into Ospreay, then goes to the apron. Ospreay takes a swing but Ricochet dodges and gets around him to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ospreay lands out!
Ospreay runs, handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ospreay goes to the apron, takes aim, and he springboards to PIP PIP CHEERIO! Down goes Ricochet, Ospreay covers, TWO! Ospreay stays focused and the fans rally up. Ospreay drags Ricochet up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again! Ricochet staggers, Ospreay runs, but Ricochet TIGER WALL KICKS! Forearm, SOBAT, and Ricochet runs, but into a POP-UP, and STYLES- NO, Ricochet sits up, slips free, and he underhooks Ospreay for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives but Ricochet goes up.
Ricochet has to double clutch, the fans let him hear it, but Ricochet still MOONSAULTS! Ricochet lands out as Ospreay moves, and Ospreay runs up, but into an ELBOW! Ricochet handsprings, but into a pop-up, Electric Chair, spin around, STYLES CLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Ospreay is surprised. Ospreay pulls on the elbow pad and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay aims, but Ricochet bails out! The fans boo but Ospreay storms after Ricochet. They’re both on the apron and Ospreay goes up a corner. Ricochet anchors Ospreay first! Then Ricochet has the Electric Chair Lift!
Ospreay fights free, fights off a nelson, then he KICKS Ricochet! Ospreay runs, but into a pop-up APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! The fans chant “You Still Suck!” but Ricochet adds a SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Ricochet puts Ospreay in, then springboards to 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives, but then Ricochet AX KICKS! Dragon sleeper, inverted suplex, VERTIGO! Cover, TWO!? Ospreay survives and Ricochet is shocked! Ricochet snarls and he aims from a corner. The fans rally for Ospreay but Ricochet loads up. SPIRIT- NO, Ospreay ducks under! Ospreay gets up, Ricochet blocks a kick!
Ricochet V-TRIGGERS, then he reels Ospreay in! But Ospreay fights out of the bomb, but then Ricochet returns the favor! Ricochet suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Ospreay springboards for the OSC- CUTTER FROM RICOCHET!! Ricochet hurries to get Ospreay up, powerbomb into fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! SPIRIT- HIDDEN BLADE!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Ospreay and Ricochet both slowly sit up and the fans rally as hard as ever. Ricochet and Ospreay stare down, talk a bit of trash, then stand up. Ospreay draws a line in the sand and dares Ricochet to step up.
Ricochet steps right up, they stand toe to toe, literally! They start firing forearms! The fans cheer Ospreay, boo Ricochet, and Ricochet wobbles! But then Ricochet comes back with forearm after forearm! Ospreay wobbles, but he grins as he rises and roars! Ospreay fires a flurry on Ricochet, then ROCKS him! Ricochet flops over, Ospreay hauls him up! But Ricochet grabs at the ref! Ospreay kicks Ricochet’s arm away, but then Ricochet RAMS Ospreay into the ref! The fans boo but then Ricochet hurries to HOOK KICK! And VERTI- NO, Ospreay slips free to underhook! STORM BREAKER! Cover, but the ref is down!
The fans count, Ospreay would’ve won twice over! Ospreay calls to the ref, the ref sputters around, and Ospreay goes up. But then Ricochet kicks the ref into ropes! Ospreay gets tripped up and the fans boo more! Ospreay is confused as to what happened, but SPIRIT GUN hits the mark!! Cover, RICOCHET WINS!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Ospreay earns 0)
The One & Only got away with murder, but there’s nothing that can be done now! Ricochet has NINE points, will he be headed to Worlds End?
Adam Cole heads to the ring!
The fans cheer as the Panama City Playboy returns to the Hammerstein Ballroom, and yes, they join in for the “BOOM~!” and the “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY~!” Cole grabs a mic, but he keeps his eyes on the ramp. That’s because we all know who’s next. MJF makes his entrance, but with a handful of security guards in front of him first. And not even AEW security, that’s his own personal security. MJF grabs a mic and has them cut his music. The fans boo but MJF tells them, “If I wanted your help, I’d ask for it. Sit down and shut up.” The fans tell MJF to STFU, but MJF shrugs that off.
MJF tells Cole that MJF is frustrated. It’s because for the past few months, MJF has had to listen to Cole say MJF is Cole’s biggest enemy! If memory serves, and MJF’s memory always does because unlike the fans here, he isn’t a complete moron… Didn’t Cole turn on MJF? But then does Cole realize he has bigger enemies out there? Like spray tan, cracks in the floor, gusts of win, and maybe… a cavity. Because last MJF heard, Cole’s dentist isn’t seeing him anymore. Cole was already staring daggers into MJF, but now he’s pissed. MJF has Cole calm down, and he tells the fans to shut up so he can shoot straight.
When MJF was the longest-reigning and greatest AEW World Champion of all time, Cole was nothing more than MJF’s cute little sidekick. That ate Cole up inside. Cole wanted to be MJF. Cole wanted #TripleB. But the sad truth is, Cole had many opportunities to win the title before MJF got anywhere near it. It’s almost like when it comes to Cole being elite enough to become world champion, just like his “s*itty little ankle,” Cole blows it. MJF laughs at his own joke, and then tells the fans he is talking, it is not that complicated. But this is why MJF doesn’t buy the hogwash that Cole turned on MJF because MJF would turn on Cole first.
Cole turned because he, like all these shmucks, is jealous of MJF. And who can blame Cole? MJF is rich, handsome, funny, entertaining, and then look at Cole. For crying out loud, Cole used to be ADAM COLE BAYBAY. Now, he’s just a crack baby! Cole asks if MJF is done. Was that the last line? Because it felt like MJF practiced that for two weeks in front of a mirror. But MJF killed it, really. Cole could come back with childish comments to hurt MJF’s feelings, but he won’t. Cole could mention MJF has had two surgeries on that fake head of hair of his while only in his 20s, which is hilarious, but he won’t.
Cole could talk about how MJF pulled some strings to get his girlfriend hired, like the real politician he is, but Cole won’t go there. Cole could talk about how every single time MJF enters a room, everyone waits for him to leave because he is loud, obnoxious and annoying as hell. But Cole won’t go there. Because Cole is not like MJF. They are nothing alike. That is why the friendship was ruined. Because, MJF, the truth is you say Cole is a failure, but in virtually every wrestling company Cole has worked for, he is the longest-reigning champion in so many!
In this very building, Cole bled BUCKETS against Kyle O’Reilly, wanting to prove he was one of the best in the world, and that is exactly what he did! Does Cole have regrets? Sure. Are there things Cole wishes he could take back? Absolutely. But Cole does NOT regret turning on MJF. The only reason it drives MJF insane is because Cole beat MJF to it. That’s MJF 101: Get close to someone, then turn on them. It’s what MJF does. Cole just did it better than MJF, and MJF knows it.
But Cole has been thinking, trying to understand what’s going on in MJF’s head, and he finally figured it out. MJF is terrified of having anyone close to him, because he feels it is a weakness. That hit a chord? Because not only does MJF act like a child, he thinks like a child! MJF knows in his heart that he was going to be the one to turn on Cole first! DAMN RIGHT HE WAS!!! MJF realizes he let the cat out of the bag. MJF says congrats, Cole, he solved the mystery! A regular Scooby-Doo! Great job, Adam.
But you want the truth? Here it is. The fact of the matter is, last year at Worlds End, MJF had every intention on stabbing Cole in the back that night. Cole just got lucky. When #BetterThanYouBaybay started, MJF didn’t give a damn about Cole. Cole was nothing more than a pawn. But MJF will admit, he did eventually start to care. For the first time in MJF’s life, he cared about someone else. Fans mockingly go, “Aww…” But MJF says that is just when Cole became a liability. And since Cole’s “a fragile little freak,” him jumping off that ramp and exploding his ankle made him a distraction!
Distractions, liabilities, emotions, there are no room for those when all you should be concerned with is maintaining the world championship! But Cole doesn’t get it, does he? Last year was a fluke. Cole ain’t the Devil, he just beat the Devil to it. But this year, Worlds End, December 28th, the same show where Cole tried to end MJF’s world, MJF ENDS Cole!! MJF throws down the mic and the fans are torn. Cole smirks and says MJF ends things then? Well, how about Cole ends this? COLE DECKS MJF! The guards rush in, but Cole fights them off! MJF sends more but Cole SUPERKICSK! And SUPERKICKS! And SUPERKICKS!
But then MJF LOW BLOWS Cole! MJF tells the fans to shut up! MJF takes out the Dynamite Diamond Ring! But then The Kingdom rushes out here! MJF runs away from Matt Taven & Mike Bennett, but he vows this ends at Worlds End. We have one week left, is that the last week Cole has in AEW? Or will MJF finally lose the one thing he has left in that diamond ring?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.
Lexy Nair is with the #BornAgainKristen and brings up her trying to make amends with Willow Nightingale last night, as well as making the save when Harley Cameron & Penelope Ford were beating Willow up. Kris says what she and Willow have to discuss is between them. But as far as her and Penelope go, they’ve got a lot of history, and if Ford wants a fight, Kris will give her a fight. Then speaking of history, Kris still has her eyes set on the TBS Championship, can she tells us more on that?
Kris says she looked back on 2024 and she had a downward spiral that started with losing that title. Maybe if she wins it back, Kris will right her wrongs. On that note, Mercedes Mone, you don’t have an opponent for Worlds End so here Kris is. Let her know when you’re ready for round two. Kris heads out, will she prove to everyone that she is still the Galaxy’s Greatest?
Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.
AEW returns and Lexy is now with Freshly Squeezed. In exactly one week, he will compete against three other men for the AEW World Championship. There are a lot of combustible elements at play, and Cassidy says yeah, we saw that on Dynamite. Jay White, Hangman Page and Cassidy can’t exactly have a conversation. So really, Cassidy wants them to listen. “Between now and Worlds End, Jon Moxley can run and hide. He can hide behind his goons, he can run away in a pickup truck. But when that bell rings in seven days, he has nowhere to go. He will be in the ring with us. Us three. And you both know that we need to remove Jon Moxley from the equation.
“We can. We’ve done it. And after that, us three, we can fight for the AEW World Championship and one of us will become the AEW World Champion. Just something to think about. See you guys on Dynamite.” Cassidy is ready to remove the Maniac from the throne, but will the Switchblade and Cowboy listen to reason?
Kris Statlander VS Penelope Ford!
As Kris just said, she’s calling out The CEO in hopes of one more TBS Championship match. But will the Superbad Girl be more like the Grinch for Kris this Christmas?
The bell rings and the fans rally as Kris circles with Ford. They tie up, Kris powers Ford to a corner, then throws Ford back into the corner! The ref counts, Kris lets off, but Ford shoves her! Kris ROCKS Ford, TOSSES her, then runs up on her. Kris whips, drops down, then hurdles over. Kris CLOBBERS Ford and the fans fire up as she flexes. Kris drags Ford up, reels her in, and suplexes, and she holds Ford up! The fans cheer and Kris goes all the way to TEN, but Ford slips into a SLEEPER! Kris pries the hold open and she brings Ford around for another suplex! The fans fire up as Kris holds Ford up for five before the SLAM! Cover, TWO!
Kris drags Ford up, whips her to the corner, but Ford goes up, only for Kris to Electric Chair Lift! Kris climbs, Ford fights with fists, and she shoves Kris down! Ford steadies herself, then hits a FLYING BLOCKBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ford is frustrated but she storms up on Kris. Ford bumps Kris off buckles but the fans rally behind Kris. Ford stomps a mudhole, but she lets off as the ref counts. Kris goes to the apron, but Ford jumps up to drop KNEES on her! The fans boo but Ford soaks up the heat, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Ford brings Kris around to THROW her into railing! Ford soaks up more heat, then drags Kris up and RAMS her into the apron! Ford refreshes the count, then stalks Kris around the way. Ford whips Kris into the steel steps! Kris falls over in a heap but Ford drags her up into the ring. Ford covers, TWO! Kris stays in this but Ford kicks her around. Ford CHOKES Kris on the ropes, thrashes around, but lets off as the ref counts. Ford drags Kris up and whips her to ropes, then LARIATS as Collision goes to break.
Christmas Collision returns and Ford CHOKES Kris on the ropes again! The ref counts, Ford lets off and Kris sputters to the apron. Ford runs and goes up, up, and KNEE DROPS on only apron! Kris then SHOTGUNS Ford off the apron! The fans fire up and Kris brings Ford up, to THROW into railing! Kris puts Ford in the ring, the fans fire up, but Ford kicks low. Ford reels Kris in, but Kris suplexes, FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ford flounders to a corner but Kris has the fans rallying behind her. Kris runs up to UPPERCUT! Kris goes side to side but Ford dodges the knee! Ford hits a FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO!
Ford wasn’t quite perfect there but she watches Kris go to a corner. Ford runs corner to corner, handsprings, but Kris catches her! The fans fire up as Kris GERMAN SUPELXES, but Ford lands out! but Kris goes Matrix to dodge! So does Ford! STUNNER! Ford runs, Kris does her best to follow, but Ford hops up for a POISON-RANA! Cover, TWO!! Kris survives and the fans fire up! Ford is beside herself, but she drags Kris to a drop zone. Ford goes up top, and MOONSAULTS BUT FLOPS as Kris moves! Kris hurries to deadlift GERMAN SUPLEX! And then GERMAN SUPLEX again! The fans fire up as Kris scoops to tuck Ford in! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER! Cover, Kris wins!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall
Ford gave Kris quite the fight, but Kris came out on top! Wait, here comes Mone! Kris did call the CEO out, so Santa Mone says, “Ho, ho, ho ho ho! New York Citaaaay~! Please say hello to your C E O! Kris, after the year I’ve been having, I was planning on taking Worlds End off. I was planning on going to the Ritz in Boston.” The fans boo Boston, but Mone says since it’s the holidays, Mone feels like being nice. She already beat Kris once anyway, so she’ll just beat her twice! At Worlds End, you see that money changes everything, because Mone is the greatest TBS Champion of all time!
The challenge has been accepted, and Mone is looking to be busy before the New Year. Will Kris make her regret it?
Big Boom AJ & Big Justice return to the ring.
They’re getting Christmas Collision ready to bring the BOOM, but out comes Chris Jericho, who is still ROH World Champion after overcoming Matt Cardona last night at Final Battle. And he has Bryan Keith & “Big Bill” Morrissey with him as he asks if AJ has a permit for being here tonight. Did they talk with Mayor DeBlasio? Because they certainly didn’t run this past Jericho. Do they know who he is? Big Justice says yeah, he knows! “You’re a JACKASS!” Jericho is taken aback, but the fans agree with Justice. The Bad Apple says this is why dumbass kids should be sitting and not heard. Jericho says yeah!
And if being a jackass means he’s the King of New York, then Jericho’s the biggest jackass! And besides, Jericho talks for everyone here saying we do not want AJ & Justice here! The fans boo, they disagree with Jericho. But Jericho says they don’t even have Costcos in New York! New Yorkers shop at bodegas. Fans are torn, because they kind of agree. Jericho says his favorite is the Walgreens a few blocks over in Flushing. And speaking of Flushing, that’s where AJ & Justice belong: in the toilet! This is the Hammerstein Ballroom, the House that Jericho built! The fans boo that, it’s the House that Hardcore built.
But Jericho says there’s no time for goofy gimmicks like BOOM~, or bandit masks, or scissoring! Scissor me, Bad Apple~! But then wait! The Acclaimed is here! Well, Anthony Bowens is, at least. Bowens pushes past The Learning Tree and he joins AJ & Justice in the ring. Bowens has the music cut, and he tells Jericho that he doesn’t get why Scissor King is catching strays, but you caught his attention. Jericho is trying to intimidate a man in a walking boot and an 11 year old child while spouting nonsense about being the King of New York. Why doesn’t Jericho do what he has asked so many others in the past: SHUT THE HELL UP!
The fans cheer but Big Bill says, “As the Learning Tree always says, when a man tries to silence another man, he’s probably afraid of the truth.” The fans do cheer Big Bill because he is from New York. Bowens says he has no idea what that means, Bill. But he does know we’re live on TNT, Christmas Collision, Hammerstein Ballroom, New York City! So Chris, why not walk your ass to this ring and get it whipped by the Scissor King?! Jericho says if Bowens wants him to do that, then not tonight. Jericho waves bye, but AJ says hold on, listen up. We know Jericho is running scared, but we know at some point, Bowens will get to bring the-
Bowens stops the Boom? Because he wants to scissor! AJ says okay, and they SCISSOR BOOM~! But is that true? Will Anthony Bowens be the one to tear down the Learning Tree and be a champion?
Backstage interview with The Vendetta.
Lexy is now with Deonna Purrazzo & Taya Valkyrie, and they’ve got a hot streak going. Deonna’s message last week was ominous, but who was it for? Taya says there are so many options. Everyone deserves a slice of The Vendetta. There’s Mercedes, Mariah, Toni Storm, even Lexy could get some, so watch your back. Speaking of Toni, she stumbles in and apologizes for interrupting. She just wants to say hi to everyone, hello. Oh, Deonna, a pleasure. Deonna says she knows who Toni is. R-Really? So cool! Taya says she’ll make a guess: Toni has a tattoo on her leg, a little duck with a knife through it.
Wow, how’d Taya know? Deonna says no no no, she is not doing this again. She does not get what sick crap Toni’s up to, but she is already done with it. So for Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street, Toni VS Taya! Taya says she’ll make Toni forget everything! Toni nervously thanks The Vendetta, and says this is a big opportunity to face someone like Taya. Toni leaves, Deonna and Taya sigh, and Lexy has no idea what to say. Is Toni’s mind unraveling before our eyes? Or is there still a bit of Timeless inside Toni Time?
AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Shelton Benjamin VS Daniel Garcia!
This showdown was inevitable, but it’s even more fitting after The Standard of Excellence beat up the TNT Champion just because he stood up to the Hurt Syndicate. Will Shelton continue to bring the pain? Or will he not survive Red Death?
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Have a Holly Jolly Rampage!
The Continental Classic rolls on, and Brody King takes on Komander in hopes of grabbing three more points towards the top of Gold League!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis; Konosuke & Cage win.
- Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy; Lio & Action win.
- Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron; Willow wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander; Brody wins.
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Tony Schiavone is in the ring!
Schiavone welcomes out the Blue League’s current points leader, Kyle Fletcher, and of course… Don Callis. But they’re not alone as the rest of the Don Callis Family makes their way out to the ring. Wait, shouldn’t Brian Cage be in New York for Final Battle…? Well anyway, Schiavone says there’s a lot of gold and- Callis takes the mic, and he says, “I have something important to say.” The fans boo and Schiavone excuses himself as Callis says the Don Callis Family are the TRUE One Percenters of professional wrestling! They prove it each and every day!
Murder Machines: The most feared tag team in the world! “Don Callis’ favorite wrestler,” Kyle Fletcher, shows every day why he is THE One Percent! He beat Will Ospreay! He beat Kazuchika Okada! And now, he’s gonna beat Daniel Garcia and win the Continental Classic! Callis hands the mic over to Kyle and Kyle says it might be true that last Saturday wasn’t the best day for Kyle, but anyone watching that match saw the clear bias from the officials in this company! The fans boo as Kyle claims there is an agenda in AEW to see the Don Callis Family NOT succeed. But it doesn’t matter, it changes nothing!
Kyle WILL be the winner of the 2024 Continental Classic. That brings Kyle to Daniel Garcia. “You wanna talk about restoring the feeling, Daniel? I couldn’t care less about your feelings! All I speak are facts! And the fact is, I am the hottest young prospect in this industry, and I will be the future of this whole place!” The fans boo more but Callis says one last thing he wants to say, is when you’re the One Percent, you’re not like the other 99! They are not like all of these fans! They are not like “the boys in the back,” like Mark Davis & Will Hobbs, “a couple of scab workers!” They’re not even in the same business, Hobbs!
And Callis has waited to get Hobbs on a PPV so that the world could watch why they call Konosuke Takeshita “The Alpha.” And Hobbs, YOU are not in the same business as Konosuke, and you find that out at Worlds End! But speaking of, here comes the Powerhouse! Will he and Dunkzilla finish things with the Don Callis Family? Or will the AEW International and ROH World TV Champions get even for last week?
Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis!
The teams sort out and Konosuke starts against Hobbs to give the DC fans a preview of Worlds End. Hobbs and Konosuke step up, talk trash, and then the forearms go back and forth! The fans cheer for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” and Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke! Hobbs even shouts “MEAT!” before he whips Konosuke. Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges but then so does Hobbs! Hobbs SPINE- NO, Konosuke flails free and Hobbs says it was that close. Konosuke says to cool off while he paces on the outside. Konosuke steps back into the ring, but he tags to Cage. The fans stay fired up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as Cage and Hobbs circle.
Hobbs and Cage DOUBLE LARIAT! Neither man falls, so they DOUBLE LARIAT again! And again! And again! Cage kicks low, shouts, “Who Betta Than Cage?” But then Hobbs CLOBBERS him! Hobbs even gets Konosuke to back down with a glare. Hobbs brings Cage up to fire forearms, then he tags Davis. Davis & Hobbs double whip and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up as Davis stalks Cage to a corner. Davis CHOPS Cage, and CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Cage sputters but Davis scoops to SLAM Cage down! Then ELBOW DROP! Cover, ONE! Cage stays in this but Davis bumps him off buckles.
Tag to Hobbs and he brings Cage out. Hobbs and Davis reel Cage in, fans chant “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! MEAT MEAT MEAT!” but Konosuke makes the save! Konosuke swings, Hobbs dodges, so the elbow DECKS Davis! Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke, Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage clinches, Konosuke returns, KNEE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cage covers, TWO! Cage rains down fists, the ref reprimands, but Cage steps off. Cage drags Hobbs up, bumps him off buckles, and tags Konosuke. The Callis Family stomps a mudhole into Hobbs, but then Hobbs CHOPS Konosuke! Konosuke snarls, and he CHOPS in return!
Konosuke ROCKS Hobbs, climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count but then Konosuke BITES Hobbs on the forehead! The ref counts, Konosuke lets off, and Hobbs sputters on the ropes. Konosuke tags to Cage and the Family gets Hobbs up. They DOUBLE SUPLEX Hobbs! Cage covers, TWO! Cage drags Hobbs up but Hobbs fires body shots. Hobbs UPPERCUTS but Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage ROCKS Hobbs again, Hobbs fires back, repeat! The fans rally for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Cage gets the edge, then whips, but Hobbs KICKS him away! Cage swings, Hobbs bobs ‘n’ weaves, to then hit an EXPLODER!
The fans fire up while Hobbs crawls, hot tag to Davis! Davis fires hands on Cage, “MEAT! MEAT!” Davis DECKS Cage, then whips him to ropes. Cage reveres but Davis picks him up, BACKDROP! Davis SENTONS but onto knees! Davis writhes, Cage tags Konosuke! POWER- NO, Davis stops the knee! Davis takes a swing but Konosuke ducks that, to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Davis survives and Konosuke snarls, but Rampage goes picture in picture.
Konosuke rains down fists on Davis, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Konosuke tags Cage and Cage drags Davis up. Cage ROCKS Davis, whips him into a corner, and Davis hits buckles chest first! Cage RAMS into Davis, and RAMS in again, then CHOPS! Davis staggers but Cage whips him to ropes. Davis reverses, to dosido with Cage, only for Cage to CLOBBER Davis! Cage BOOTS Davis down, covers, but Hobbs breaks it! Cage gets mad and the ref reprimands Hobbs, then Cage soaks up heat from DC. Cage stalks Davis to a corner and fires haymakers! The ref reprimands but Cage DECKS Davis! Cage soaks up more heat while he flexes.
Holiday Bash returns to single picture while Davis crawls. Cage storms over but Davis fires hands! Davis CHOPS, CHOPS, but Cage JUMP KNEES! Cage whips Davis, Davis cartwheels and swings on Cage! Cage blocks, waistlocks, but Davis switches! BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Davis rises and reaches out! Davis crawls, as does Cage, hot tags to Hobbs and Konosuke! Hobbs LARIATS Konosuke, LARIATS again, then runs up to LARIAT in a corner! Cage runs up but he’s send into Konosuke! Hobbs SANDWEICHES the Family! Hobbs whips, Cage reverses, but Hobbs comes back to CLOBBER him! Hobbs scoops Cage for a POWERSLAM!
The fans fire up but Konosuke runs up! Hobbs scoops him, too! POWERSLAM! Hobbs pumps up and the fans are with him! Hobbs stomps and shakes the ropes, then he goes back for Konosuke. Konosuke rises, Hobbs pops him up, but Konosuke ELBOWS him! Konosuke fires hands, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Hobbs staggers, Konosuke whips him, but Hobbs reverses! SPINEBUSTER! Cover, Davis blocks Cage, but Cage SHOVES Davis onto the cover! Cage then TOSSES Davis out, and he goes back for Hobbs. Hobbs TOSSES Cage! Hobbs grins as he has Konosuke alone. The straps come down, and Hobbs runs up, only for Konosuke to dodge!
Konosuke runs, Cage tags in, and Konosuke BOOTS Hobbs in the corner! Cage runs up to UPPERCUT, GAMANGIRI, and then GERMAN SUPLEX! Hobbs flounders, Cage hauls him up, PUMP HANDLE FACEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hobbs survives and Cage is furious! Cage tags Konosuke, the Family gets Hobbs up, and they double wrench to double whip. But Hobbs breaks the double lariat and Davis tags in! Hobbs DOUBLE LARIATS Cage & Konosuke! Davis runs up, they STEREO LARIAT! Konosuke BOOTS Davis and Cage waistlocks Hobbs. Konosuke runs but Davis GAMANGIRIS! Cage SUPERKICKS Davis!
Hobbs SNAP POWERSLAMS Cage! ALPHA ELBOW from Konosuke! Davis GERMAN SUPLEXES Konosuke! Cage fireman’s carries Davis, F5!! Cage runs up on Hobbs but Hobbs dodges! Hobbs LARIATS Cage and himself out of the ring! The fans fire up while Davis rises again! Konosuke also stands, and they run up! DOUBLE LARIATS! Davis GAMANGIRIS, Konosuke ends up in the corner! Davis goes side to side, SLIDING FOREARM! The fans roar as Davis hauls Konosuke up! Konosuke fights the lift, dodges Davis, and comes back, DOUBLE LARIATS finally take both men down! But not for long as they both roar to their feet!
Konosuke swings, and he SWATS Davis’ enzigiri! Konosuke then POWER DRIVE KNEES!! And then, RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Callis Family wins!
Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage, by pinfall
The Alpha slam dunks on Dunkzilla, and now he has 8 days to prepare for the Powerhouse! Will Konosuke hold onto his International Championship against Hobbs? Or will taking that title be the perfect payback?
Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.
Renee Paquette is with the Babe with the Power who is in action later tonight. But first, Renee wants to congratulate Willow to making it to the finals of the inaugural International Women’s Cup. She heads off to Tokyo very soon, how is she feeling about it? Willow is very excited. Inaugural WrestleDynasty, one step closer to the inaugural International Women’s Cup winner, and so it is mind boggling after how- Kris Statlander steps in. Kris tells Willow that there is a lot she should say, but for now, she’ll say good luck at the Tokyo Dome. #BornAgainKristen takes Willow by surprise, will Willow win tonight and have momentum going to the New Year?
Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy!
The dysfunction in Top Flight Airlines led to The Bad Child & The Sight to See winning over Darius & Dante Martin, meaning they’re next up to face Private Party. Will this be little more than a tune-up for Lio & Action?
The teams sort out, Lio starts against Myles, but then Lio handspring kicks Goldy off the apron! Myles back suplexes but Lio lands out and then dodges! Myles falls out of the ring, Action handspring kicks him down! Lio DIVES onto Goldy! Action DIVES onto Myles! The fans fire up as Action puts Myles in fast. Lio joins Action and they mug Myles. Myles fights back with forearms and CHOPS! Myle runs, but Lio & Action split the difference. Lio spins Myles for Action to mule kick, knee lift and ROLLING ELBOW! Lio fires fast hands, then DECKS Myles! Goldy springboards but Lio & Action dodge! Lio eggs Goldy on, then he and Action split the difference again!
Action runs up, Goldy dodges, but Lio LARIATS Goldy on the other side! Myles whips Lio but Lio hits RUSH HOUR! Action torture racks Myles for a NECKBREAKER! Lio covers, Lio & Action win!
Winners: Lio Rush & Action Andretti, by pinfall
Fast win for this furious duo, but “Oh my gosh, is that Private Party?” Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy make their way out here and DC fires up! The AEW World Tag Team Champions call for “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Lio & Action get their shot in the near future, but wait! Dante & Darius make their way out here? Private Party looks to the tunnels, but Lio & Action CLOBBER them from behind! Dante, Darius & Leila don’t worry about the champs, they stare Lio & Action down. Lio & Action hold up the belts, then throw them at the Martins. The refs keep this from getting any more physical, but will Lio & Action take those belts from Quen & Zay soon enough?
Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.
Renee is now with the “multifaceted” Harley and notes she’s in action against Willow Nightingale tonight. Harley says yes, she IS multifaceted. She wants us to appreciate ALL her facets! Renee says yes, but she has yet to earn a singles win in AEW. Fine, ruin her fun. But then Harley asks if some person off camera is gonna say anything or just stand there. In steps Penelope Ford, and Mrs. Superbad says yes, she was simply observing. But Ford couldn’t help but notice that she and Harley share a lot of similar… facets. Harley asks how much Ford’s cost. Uh, no, not those…
Ford meant that she hasn’t had such a good 2024, either. So from The Bad Girl to the… Harley doesn’t have a good nickname yet. Well, don’t worry about it. Ford will watch Harley’s back and Harley will watch Ford’s. Wait, is something on Harley’s back? No, Harley… Just good luck. FEEL THE WRATH OF HARLEY CAMERON! No, she was being nice to you, Harley. Right, don’t feel the wrath of Harley Cameron. There is nothing on your back, Harley, stop scratching. Wait! W-What? Nothing, sorry. But will Harley be feeling Willow’s wrath instead?
Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron!
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Harley pushes but Willow digs in her heels to SHOVE Harley down. Harley comes back, she and Willow reset and tie up again. Willow puts Harley in a corner, the ref counts, and Willow lets off. DC duels between Willow and Harley, and Harley wants a Test of Strength. Willow accepts the knuckle locks, but then Harley kicks low! Harley runs, wheelbarrows, but Willow turns that into a BIG back suplex! The fans cheer as Willow runs, DIVING BODY PRESS! Cover, TWO! Willow bumps Harley off buckles, then fires LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans count al the way to TEN!
Willow brings Harley out with a smile, and scoop SLAMS her! Harley flounders, Willow storms up on her for another scoop and SLAM, right as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Willow storms around while Harley staggers up. Willow scoops Harley again, then carries her around to put her in the Tree of Woe! Willow stomps a mudhole in, then lets off to run up! But Harley BOOTS her while upside-down! Harley gets free, ELBOWS Willow, then runs to knee her low! Harley runs with Willow to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! Willow is stuck in ropes, and Harley AX KICKS her! Harley then headscissors Willow to CHOKE her in the ropes! The ref counts, Harley lets go at 4, and Harley soaks up cheers and jeers from DC. Harley stomps Willow, then drags her to the outside. Harley SMACKS Willow off the apron!
Harley paces while Willow flounders, and Harley has her against railing. Harley CHOPS Willow, then brings her around. Willow blocks the bump to SMACK Harley off the apron! Harley turns things around to SMACK Willow off the apron! Harley shoves Willow in, storms up on her, and stands her up for buckle bumps. Harley stomps Willow, digs her boots in, and she thrashes around! The ref counts, Harley lets off at 4, but Willow elbows her in return! Harley RAMS into Willow again and again, but Willow CLUBS Harley! Harley ROCKS Willow, whips her to ropes, and ELBOWS Willow down! Harley soaks up more cheers and jeers while Rampage goes to break.
Holiday Bash returns and Willow CANNONBALLS, but Harley dodges! Willow hits only buckles and she hobbles after Harley. Harley kicks, KNEES, and ENZIGIRIS! Harley roars, runs, and SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up but Harley grows frustrated. The fans rally while Harley waistlocks, but Willow switches! Harley kicks free to switch back, but Willow ELBOWS Harley back! Willow fireman’s carries, storms around, but Harley pops up! Harley fires down elbows, then victory rolls, TWO! Willow escapes and ROCKS Harley! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!
Harley survives but Willow roars! The fans fire up as the straps come down! Willow gut wrenches for the BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!
Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall
Willow faced the wrath of Harley Cameron and she prevailed! But then PENELOPE FORD goes after Willow! The fans boo but Ford did say she’d back Harley up. They both beat up on Willow, but here comes Kris! Kris Statlander storms the ring, Harley & Ford run away! Willow is again surprised, but the fans want these two to “Hug It Out! Hug It Out!” Kris says no, she doesn’t feel like it’s the right time. Kris lets Willow have the ring, is this proof that the #BornAgainKristen isn’t just a nickname?
Team Triple J speaks backstage.
Standing alongside Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, as well as Jeff & Karen Jarrett, Sonjay Dutt says, “They’ve asked us to look back and reflect on 2024, and Jeff, guys, what an incredible series of moments we’ve had in 2024.” The group agrees. From Wembley Stadium to Double J being in the Owen Hart Cup, some true career highlights that he will cherish forever. But Jarrett doesn’t like looking in the rearview mirror, he likes to look ahead. Next week, he’s not bringing resolutions, he’s bringing a game plan for 2025! What does the Last Outlaw have in store for himself and the team in the New Year?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander!
While the rest of Gold League stands at 6 points, these two men are struggling to keep up. Will the King of Death join that traffic jam at the front of the block? Or will the Commander of the Skies be a spoiler for Christmas?
The bell rings and we’re on the clock. Brody and Komander circle while the fans bark it up. There are fans who sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~” for Komander as the two tie up. But then Brody picks Komande up with both hands, and puts him on the to rope. Brody pats Komander on the shoulder, and the fans bark more. Komander hops down, not intimidated by Brody’s size. Komander then dodges Brody, DROPKICKS him, but Brody CLOBBERS Komander on the return! Brody eggs Komander on and then scuffs him. Komander gets mad and CHOPS! Brody grins and eggs Komander on. Komander CHOPS, but Brody wants more!
Komander fires up to CHOP, but Brody CHOPS Komander down! The fans fire up and Brody grins. Komander sputters, Brody paces, and Brody drags Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS again, and Komander flounders away! Brody stalks Komander to the corner, CHOPS him again, and Komander falls over! Brody hauls Komander up, whips him, but Komander goes up and over! Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Brody BACKDROPS Komander! The fans bark while Komander writhes, and Brody drags Komander up. But Komander fires body shots and a CHOP!
Brody KNEES low and Komander drops. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody asks, “Are you done?!” Brody whips Komander, but Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to then springboard, but Brody catches Komander with ease! Brody pops Komander up, but Komander pops free, sunset flip, ONE!! Brody drags Komander up and CLUBS him! Komander wobbles, Brody ROCKS him again! Brody drags Komander off the ropes, suplexes, but Komander slips around! SLEEPER! Big men still have to breathe, but Brody RAMS Komander into the buckles! Brody swings, misses, and that bad hand hits post! Komander fires KICKS on the legs!
Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves, kicks, mule kicks and ENZIGIRIS! Brody wobbles and the fans rally up! Komander knuckle locks, CHOPS, and he goes up and up and jumps around! But Brody breaks the grip and DOUBLE CHOPS Komander to the floor! The fans bark it up and the ref checks Komander while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Brody storms out after Komander, who is somehow still in this. Brody drags Komander up, and he whips Komander hard into railing! Brody revels in the DC dogs barking, and Brody stands Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander off his feet, then refreshes the ring count. Brody drags Komander up, and whips him hard into railing! So hard, in fact, that Komander goes up and over! Brody hurries to haul Komander back up, and he suplexes Komander to the floor! Komander writhes more while Brody refreshes the count again. Brody goes back to Komander, scuffs him, and brings him back up.
Komander KICKS Brody, CHOPS, but Brody CHOPS him down! Brody revels in the noise from DC while he stands on Komander’s neck! The ref reprimands, Brody steps off and rolls into the ring. Brody again refreshes the count so he can fetch Komander. Brody puts Komander in the ring, covers, TWO! Komander is still in this but Brody is more amused than anything. Brody paces then brings Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander to a corner, then revels in the noise a bit more. Brody then digs his boot into Komander, but lets off as the ref counts. Brody drags Komander up to CHOP, but Komander CHOPS! Brody CHOPS Komander down!
Brody digs his boots in again, but the ref counts. Brody steps away, then drags Komander to his feet. Brody ROCKS Komander as the Holiday Bash returns to single picture. Brody eggs Komander on, stands him up, and ROCKS him again! Komander flops against ropes but Brody dares him to keep fighting. Komander staggers up, but Brody CHOPS him! Komander is stinging but Brody ROCKS him! Brody whips, Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to QUEBRADA, but Brody catches him! But Komander slips down into the STANDING BONE LOCK! The fans fire up but Brody powers up! Brody THROWS Komander right off! SENTON FLOPS as Komander moves!
Komander hurries to basement DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Brody and Komander both crawl to ropes! They both stand, Brody runs up, but Komander swings around, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Brody flops out to the floor! Komander sees that and the fans fire up! Komander builds going side to side, and he goes up and up and CROSSBODIES, but Brody catches him! Brody RAMS Komander into the railing! And then whips him hard into more railing! Brody makes Komander take a seat, then CHOPS him! The fans bark with Brody as he gets space, and Brody runs back in, but Komander ducks! Brody CRASHES into railing!!
Komander has the fans all fired up as he rises! Komander rolls into the ring, the count is climbing, but Brody is rising! So Komander runs corner to corner to go up, up and AWAY!! Direct hit with that escalara cannonball! The fans fire up as Komander rises again! Komander and Brody both head for the ring while fans sing again, “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Komander has Brody in the drop zone! Komander goes up the corner, but Brody CLUBS him first! Brody has Komander in the Electric Chair Lift, then goes up the corner!? But Komander fights, shifts, and SUPER SUSNET FLIP POWERBOMBS!!
Brody is in the drop zone again and Komander rises! 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives and Komander cannot believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Komander rises and goes to another corner. Komander tunes up the band, runs corner to corner, but Brody SLAPS him first! Brody runs but Komander dodges, Brody POSTS himself! Komander is on the apron and he runs up, to SHOTGUN Brody to the floor! Brody sputters, Komander climbs the corner, and the fans are thunderous! Komander springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Another direct hit and Komander feels so close to his first points in the C2!
Komander hurries to get in the ring, but then slides out to start a new ring count. Komander climbs again while Brody rises. Komander watches Brody slide in, then tightrope walks to CIELITO LINDO!! But that was on Brody’s back! Komander pushes Brody but that’s a lot of dead weight to push! Brody sits up but Komander KICKS him! Komander roars, the fans fire up, handspring- TORTURE RACK! Brody flips Komander around, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, Brody wins!!
Winner: Brody King, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Komander earns 0)
If it wasn’t clear before, this was a painful punctuation mark, Komander is mathematically ELIMINATED from the semifinals. However, Komander’s final C2 match is Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street against Claudio Castagnoli! Can Komander be the biggest spoiler of this entire tournament? Can Brody prove to everyone in the Gold League that the House Always Wins?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here for Holiday Bash, though some clear redundancies from last week’s Winter is Coming edition. We got another group Don Callis Promo, and we barely got anything different from Callis and Kyle. The tag match’s only changes were Cage switching in for Archer, even though Cage is in reality defending his ROH World TV Championship in the Hammerstein Ballroom for Final Battle, and then the Callis Family wins this time so Hobbs and Konosuke can be even going towards Worlds End. Now, Konosuke could very well retain the International Championship at Worlds End because NJPW is totally open to Konosuke Takeshita VS Shingo Takagi being Winner Takes All, AEW International and NEVER Openweight titles on the line together.
Lio & Action of course won their match, but the real purpose was to get a confrontation out of them, Private Party and OG Top Flight, Darius & Dante. Good stuff, and it teases anywhere between a Triple Threat to Lio & Action VS Darius & Dante Round 2. Very good promo from Triple J to set up for something, anything really, for 2025. Fight for the Fallen can even be the start of whatever that plan is as part of the “mother of all streams.” And good stuff with the women’s division tonight. Ford & Harley makes a natural duo now given their names, and Willow and Kris could possibly reunite now that Kris is a Face again. That wouldn’t really make up for the weird fumble in the middle where Tony Khan just wanted Kris to get away from Stokely, but hey, this story itself could be really well done.
And great stuff out of Brody VS Komander, really got the drama going before the end. I mean, we all knew Komander was out of the running before tonight, and was most certainly taking the loss here, but Komander got to really show some grit. And now, five people at 6 points going into the final round, they’re really adding great drama to Gold League. Collision tomorrow and then Dynamite Miracle on 34th Street will be some great stuff, but I still think Ospreay should be one of the semifinalists, the second spot can be whoever they want.
My Score: 8.8/10
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