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OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Darby Allin & Holo.grm VS The Premier Athletes w/ Mark Sterling; Darby & Holo.grm win.
  • Texas Bull Rope Match: Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo; Rosa wins.
  • FTR VS The Outrunners; FTR wins.
  • Rush VS Preston Vance; Rush wins.
  • AEW World Championship Eliminator Open Challenge: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS Tomohiro Ishii; Swerve wins and denies Ishii a title match.
  • Hikaru Shida VS Aleah James; Shida wins.
  • AEW World Trios Championships #1 Contenders Match, Special Guest Referee Christian Cage: The Bang Bang Gang VS The House of Black; Double TKO.

PLAY BY PLAY

Darby Allin & Holo.grm VS The Premier Athletes w/ Mark Sterling!

The Relentless One just went on a Rampage against The Butcher last night, but he wouldn’t be relentless if he took it easy. He teams up with the dazzling and equally death-defying luchador in what will surely be an amazing first-time-ever match-up! Will Darby and Hologram be red hot in these dog days of summer? Or will Tony Nese & Josh Woods finally put their money where their muscles are?

“Smart” Mark of course has to give the introductions for his team. “It’s no secret that this Texas residency has been a slack jawed nightmare for our team. Our opponents have been cheating, I’ve been assaulted, I have a broken arm, and the worst part is you people keep coming back and cheering for it!” Ariya Daivari says it is alright, because at least they get another shot at Hologram. Though this time, it seems he’s hiding behind Darby Allin! Darby paints his face black and white, but after tonight, he’ll be black and blue! The fans boo, the teams sort out, and Woods starts against Hologram. The two circle, feel things out, and Woods powers Hologram to ropes.

Woods whips, Hologram handsprings, and the fans cheer. Hologram and Woods circle, feel things out, and Woods waistlocks. Woods throws Hologram but Hologram rolls through! The fans rally behind Hologram as he circles with Woods. They feel things out gain, Woods snapmares but Hologram handsprings through! The fans cheer, Woods gets annoyed, and he powers forward to KNEE low! Woods tags Nese, the Premier Athletes mug Hologram, and then they soak up the heat. Nese CHOPS Hologram, taunts the fans, but Hologram CHOPS back! The fans cheer while Nese is stinging. Hologram tilt-o-whirls to arm-drag!

Nese comes back, but into another arm-drag! Hologram brings Nese over, tag to Darby, and Darby RAMS Nese! Hologram gives Darby a boost to DROPKICK! Darby then fires off fast hands, and Hologram sweeps the legs! Hologram stomps a hand, Nese staggers into a CODE RED from Darby! Cover, Woods breaks it! The fans boo, but Darby & Hologram whip Nese to the corner! COFFIN SPLASH! Forearm SMASH! COFFION SPLASH! MONKEY FLIP, but Nese lands out! SO Darby O’Conner Rolls! TWO, Darby CROSSBODIES! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as Darby stares Woods down.

Darby has Nese in a corner but Nese throat chops! The ref reprimands, but Nese headlocks. Woods tags in as Darby powers out. Darby dodges a forearm to fire hands, then he runs, only for Sterling to trip Darby up! Darby DECKS Woods for it, but then Nese BULLDOG HOTSHOTS Darby! Woods storms in to deadlift and GERMAN SUPLEX! Darby tumbles, Woods storms up on him, and Woods whips him to a corner hard! Darby slumps down, but Woods storms up to fire knees and forearms! The ref counts, Woods lets off, and then Woods reels Darby in for an OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Woods taunts Hologram by holding Darby’s hand out.

Darby fires body shots but Woods CLUBS him! Darby SLAPS, Woods fires forearms, repeat! Woods whips, Darby goes up but Woods catches Darby and TOSSES him out! Woods distracts the ref so Nese, Daivari and Sterling can mug Darby! They put Darby in for Woods to BACKBREAKER and LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Woods snarls, and he drags Darby over. Tag to Nese, and Nese drags Darby up to scoop and SLAM! Tag back to Woods, and Woods scoops Darby to SLAM him again! Tag back to Nese, he scoops Darby but Darby cradle counters! TWO! Nese escapes, runs up, but Darby dodges! Nese hits buckles, Darby scoop SLAMS Nese!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Darby and Nese crawl, but Woods hurries around the way to YANK Hologram down! The fans boo, but Nese rolls Darby up! With tights! TWO!! Darby escapes but Nese CLUBS him down! Nese whips Darby to the corner, tags in Woods, and Nese sends Woods in. Darby BOOTS Woods away, but Nese runs up. Nese blocks boots, spins Darby and back suplexes! Darby lands out, but Woods back suplexes! Darby lands out again, hot tag to Hologram! The fans fire up as Hologram front flips in! Woods & Nese move aside, Hologram dodges them to SOBAT, SLAP, and then he hops onto Nee!

Nese stops the sunset flip so Hologram just rewinds and slips onto Woods’ shoulder! Woods spins but Hologram uses that to KICK Nese down! Then Hologram DDTS Woods! The fans are thunderous for Hologram! Hologram dodges Nese, and hits a SPANISH FLY! Woods is up, he whips but Hologram tilt-o-whirls to RANA! Woods tumbles around, Hologram ROUNDHOUSES, then KNEES Woods down! Cover, Nese breaks it! The fans rally up for Hologram but Nese CLUBS him on the back. Hologram throws body shots in return! Hologram ROCKS Nese, runs, springboards, but into a JUMP KNEE from Woods!

Woods and Nese drag Hologram up, OLYMPIC SLAM NECKBREAKER COMBO! #1RM! Cover, Darby breaks it! “One Rep Max” was not enough but Nese fires off on Darby! He and Woods whip Darby to a corner, then Woods runs up! JUMP KNEE! Woods puts Darby up top, and Nese runs in to SHORYUKEN! Then Nese lifts Darby, but Hologram fires off on Woods! Nese goes after Hologram but Hologram ROUNDHOUSES him! The fans fire up and Hologram builds speed, but Sterling trips him! The ref reprimands but then Darby SUPER COFFIN DROPS onto Sterling & Daivari! The fans are thunderous, and then Hologram TOSSES Nese!

Woods O’Conner Rolls, but Hologram stops Chaos Theory to LA MAGISTROL! Hologram & Darby win!!

Winners: Darby Allin & Holo.grm, by pinfall

The Premier Athletes tried but they could not stop the rising star that is Hologram! Will he be the shining star of AEW’s future?

 

Dustin Rhodes speaks.

“1978, my father put a bull rope on his wrist, set the standard for brutality. You do not take a Texas Bull Rope Match lightly. I’ve had my share, and you don’t agree to it unless you’re prepared to put your body through Hell, and drag your opponent with you. Thunder Rosa embodies the Texas spirit. A lifetime little warrior who looks each failure in the face and dares it to try again. Deonna Purrazzo is a ruthless mastermind. She can break your limb, knock you out, and still won’t stop until you beg.

“Twelve feet of raw rope, a brass cowbell in between that has beaten generations of men. And these two women on either end, looking to make violent history. Arlington ain’t gonna be the same after this.”

Texas Bull Rope Match: Thunder Rosa VS Deonna Purrazzo!

Both women are wearing white gear, all the better for when they draw blood. The ref helps strap them in, and the bell rings. The fans fire up already as Deonna and Rosa stare down. They start a tug-o-war and Rosa is winning that! But Deonna has the cowbell! Rosa dodges that to LARIAT! And LARIAT again! Rosa SENTONS onto Deonna, then rains down fists! The fans fire up but Deonna pushes Rosa away. Deonna bails out but the rope doesn’t let her go far! Rosa YANKS Deonna into the apron! And then she runs up to WRECK Deonna with a dropkick! Rosa then FOLEY ELBOWS to the floor! Rosa stomps Deonna, then drags her up to RAM her into steel steps!

The fans fire up and Rosa throws down hands on Deonna’s face! Rosa drags Deonna up, CHOPS her, and then stalks her along the way. Deonna shoves Rosa, then slides into the ring. Rosa pursues, dodges the haymaker, and hits a BACKSTABBER! The fans fire up, and Rosa drags Deonna into a drop zone. Rosa goes up the corner, but Deonna trips her up! Deonna then puts Rosa in the Tree of Woe to stomp away! Deonna goes the 12 feet she can, runs in, but Rosa sits up to avoid the dropkick! Deonna drags Rosa down but Rosa goes out the other side! They tug-o-war, with the post in between! Deonna YANKS Rosa into the post!

The fans boo as Deonna has the cowbell, and she CLOBBERS Rosa! The fans boo more but Deonna soaks up the heat. Deonna brushes the cameras aside to talk smack on fans, then she fires hands on Rosa! Rosa is busted open by the cowbell, but Deonna HAMMERS away! Rosa slumps to the floor while Collision goes picture in picture.

Deonna backs off, and goes looking under the ring. Deonna doesn’t find what she wants, so she goes around the corner to CLUB Rosa. Deonna now finds what she wants, and she puts chair after chair into the ring. Rosa stands, but Deonna CLOBBERS her! The crimson mask is growing, and now Deonna brings out a TABLE! Deonna puts the table in the ring, then puts Rosa in there. Deonna works to put the table in a corner while Rosa sputters by the chairs. Deonna storms over, bumps Rosa off buckles, then gathers the chairs. Deonna brings Rosa out, goes up the corner, and then reels Rosa in using the rope.

Deonna CHOKES Rosa with the bull rope, and Rosa flails! The ref can only ask if Rosa gives up, but Rosa says no! Collision returns to single picture, and Rosa fires hands from below! Then Rosa ROCKET LAUNCHES Deonna onto the chairs! The fans fire up and Rosa covers, TWO!! Deonna survives, but now Rosa wedges a chair in the corner. Rosa throws hands on Deonna, and RAMS her into the chair! The fans fire up as Rosa shoves the chair into Deonna’s face! Rosa goes 12 feet, to FULL METAL DROPKICK the chair into Deonna! The fans are thunderous as Rosa is raging! Rosa then has the chair, to SMACK Deonna on the back! Rosa covers, TWO!!

Deonna survives and now she’s the one busted open! Rosa goes to a corner, climbs up, and the fans fire up. But Deonna trips Rosa again! Deonna puts Rosa back in the Tree of Woe to JAM her with the chair over and over! Deonna throws the chair away in a rage, and she vows to end this! Deonna runs in, and she RAMS Rosa out of the Tree! Cover, TWO!! Rosa survives, the fans want the table, but Deonna KNEES Rosa in the side. Deonna goes to the table, props it up, and she goes back to Rosa. Rosa looks up at her defiantly, so Deonna whips Rosa! Rosa stops herself, kicks Deonna, and reels her in! TORNADO- NO, Deonna stops that!

Deonna BOOTS Rosa, brings her in, and POWERBOMBS her! Deonna drags Rosa back up, slashes her throat, and GOTCH LIFT PILEDRIVERS!! Cover, TWO!!! Rosa barely survives that and Deonna is beside herself. Deonna has her own crimson mask growing but she goes back to the table. Deonna places it closer to center, standing it up properly. Rosa crawls her way over, blood still flowing, but Deonna puts her on the table. Deonna CLUBS away on Rosa with the cowbell! Again, and again, and again! Deonna then climbs the corner, but Rosa ROCKS her! Rosa climbs up after Deonna, gives back those cowbell shots, then BULLDOGS through the table!!

The fans are thunderous and Rosa roars! Rosa drags Deonna up to scoop and FIRE THUNDER DRIVER!! Cover, Rosa wins!!

Winner: Thunder Rosa, by pinfall

Finally, emphatically, and violently, Rosa stands tall over Deonna! Is this the end of the saga between La Mera Mera and Virtuosa? Will Rosa be primed for a title match after All In?

 

The Outrunners make a video.

Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd take what they want, when they want! They bully some dude out of his hot dogs, and then do exercises in the park.  They’re coming for your pride and your dreams! If you haven’t seen The Outrunners, then you ain’t seen nothing yet! But will these throwbacks be able to get with the times? Or will FTR #ForgetTheRetro and still be the Top Guys?

FTR VS The Outrunners!

The teams sort out and Dax Harwood starts against Truth. They tie up, go around, and Dax hits a headlock takeover. Truth hits the headscissors, Dax kips free, and Truth flexes. The fans rally, Dax tags to Cash. Cash flexes and the fans cheer! Truth and Cash tie up, Truth headlocks but Cash powers up and out. Cash hurdles, drops down, but Truth CLOBBERS Cash! Truth flexes, then brings Cash up. Truth wrenches, but Cash rolls, rolls and handsprings up. Cash headlocks, Truth powers up and out, but Cash runs Truth over! Cash keeps moving, eh runs Truth again! Fans fire up and Cash runs, but he slips free of a scoop!

Turbo tags in as Cash goes for the O’Conner Roll! Turbo runs up, Cash ducks the haymaker to then O’Conner Roll him! TWO, and Cash hurries to wrench Turbo. But Truth drags Cash into the corner! Truth tags in, The Outrunners mug Cash, then they double whip. They DOUBLE ELBOW Cash down, then they flex! They shake hands, and DOUBLE ELBOW DROP! The fans are torn but Truth covers, TWO! Truth runs but Cash atomic drops! And CHOPS! Truth falls and the fans fire up! Cash nods and he tags Dax. FTR whip Truth to drop toehold then elbow drop! Cover, TWO! Dax whips Truth, but Truth blocks the hip toss!

Dax blocks a hip toss, but then Truth hooks the arms. Turbo runs in, Dax back drops him away! Truth is stunned, and Dax back drops Truth! Cash storms in, FTR LARIAT The Outrunners up and outta the ring! The fans cheer as FTR flexes, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Dax goes out to fetch Truth and CHOP him! And CHOP him again! And again! Truth falls over, Dax brings him back up. Dax goes around the way but Turbo is there! Dax has to fight off both Outrunners, and he does it with CHOP after CHOP! Dax then pushes Truth into the ring. Truth wants mercy, so Dax says to kiss his foot. Truth is a little wary, but he kneels down, to kiss the foot! Dax applauds, and then he stomps Truth! Dax CHOPS Truth, tags Cash, and FTR DOUBLE HEADBUTTS! Cash brings Truth up to scoop, but Truth slips free to scoop and SLAM! Truth headlocks, Cash fights up and out, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Cash fights up and out of a chinlock. Cash throws Truth away but Turbo tags in. Turbo stops Cash from reaching Dax and he CLUBS away! Turbo RAMS Cash into the corner, wrenches the arm, and he bumps Cash off buckles. Turbo throws elbow after elbow, then lets off s the rf counts. That just lets Truth CLOBBERS Cash! Truth tags in, he DECKS Cash, and then Truth flexes. Truth whips Cash but Cash sunset flips! Truth flails to stay up, and he tags! Turbo stomps Cash! Cover, ONE! Turbo clamps onto Cash with a chinlock and Cash endures again. Cash fights up to RAM Turbo into an open corner!

Turbo still turns things around on Cash, but Cash ROCKS and CHOPS him in return! Cash dodges the cheap shot this time! Cash CLOBBERS Truth, dodges Turbo, tag to Dax! Dax fires off JAB after JAB on Turbo, then ROCKS him! And DECKS him! Truth gets in, Dax DECKS him! LARIAT in a corner for Turbo! ELBOW for Truth! Dax whips, Truth reverses but Dax reverses back to short arm LARIAT! Dax whips Turbo, Turbo reverses but Dax again reverses back. But Turbo dodges the short arm lariat, only for Dax to get around and GERMAN SUPLEX! Dax holds on, to GERMAN SUPLEX again! And GERMAN SUPLEX again!

Dax holds on, he gives Turbo a fourth GERMAN! And a fifth GERMAN! Turbo fights number six, they switch and switch and switch! Dax then turns around, PILEDRIVER! Cover, Truth runs up but Dax moves! The AX HANDLE hits Turbo! Cash returns to duck ‘n’ dodge and POWERSLAM Truth! FTR waits on Turbo, and he turns around into the SHATTER MACHINE!! Cover FTR wins!

Winners: FTR, by pinfall

A valiant effort from Truth & Turbo, but there’s no stopping Dax & Cash on their road to redemption! However, BREAKING NEWS, AEW Dynamite will see The Young Bucks return and defend the AEW World Tag Team Championships against The Acclaimed! Will Matthew & Nicholas Jackson stay on top? Or will Max Caster & Anthony Bowens prove they are the best in the world today?

 

Backstage interview with Kip Sabian.

Lexy Nair is with Superbad and says he explicitly told Nick Wayne to come find him. However, wasn’t it Kip who went and “found” Nick? Kip says he just wants back in the action! But this is more than about him. This is about his family, about his dad, about- Nick walks in. Nick asks why Kip is ignoring the question. Or more importantly, why is Kip still in Nick’s business? Is Kip obsessed with him or something? Not that Nick blames Kip. Nick is the youngest champion in AEW history. And after five years, Kip is still a nobody. But no more games. Kip will end it next Friday on Rampage as they go 1v1.

And Nick adds that Kip’s dad definitely died a loser, so he’ll make sure Kip goes out the same way. Christian Cage’s Prodigy is just as awful a person, but will he see he’s not better than Superbad?

 

AEW shares footage from after Wednesday Night Dynamite.

MJF asks if everyone saw that! That is the difference between a “foreign freak like Will Ospreay, and an American Hero, MJF.” MJF is referring to how he defeated Kyle Fletcher. Ospreay simply watched Kyle get decimated by the greatest champion in the world, Maxwell Jacob Friedman. MJF doesn’t let his brothers in arms get hurt. He cares about his friends and about his country. Ospreay is inferior to a true American like MJF! But Ospreay knows the truth. He was trapped in his room. Kyle does have to ask Ospreay why he won’t just hit “that move?” Ospreay asks Kyle if he was in that match with Bryan Danielson.

Bryan is a man Ospreay looked up to, and he dropped that man on his head and neck! And for weeks, Bryan couldn’t pick up his child! Ospreay does NOT want to hit such a move. Even if MJF is a piece of crap, nobody deserves to take that move. Kyle says if there is one person to deserve that move, it’s MJF. MJF has now called out another of Ospreay’s friends in Michael Oku of Rev-Pro in the UK! MJF vows to destroy Oku as another example to Ospreay. MJF will do what Ospreay cannot, and hit a Tiger Driver 91! Then MJF will do that to Ospreay, too! The American Hero says nothing but facts, so thank him later.

 

Rush VS Preston Vance!

Don Callis told El Toro Blanco that if he truly wants to be the best, he has to be willing to do anything, and do it to anyone. Perro Peligroso used to be Rush’s amigo, but will he simply be a dangerous dog that Rush puts down?

The bell rings and Vance gets in Rush’s face. They argue over what they’re even doing here, and Vance lifts the Ungovernable fist! Rush says okay, and then he DECKS Vance! Don Callis is watching backstage, and he likes what he sees already. Rush CHOPS Vance, whips him, but Vance dodges to LARIAT! And LARIAT again! Rush ducks ‘n’ dodges but runs into a SPINEBUSTER! Vance roars, Rush bails out, but Vance CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS! Repeat! Vance whips Rush but Rush reverses to send Vance into railing! Rush then whips Vance into more railing! And then back into more railing!

The fans rally as Rush dribbles Vance’s face off the railing! Rush CLUBS and HEADBUTTS, and even BITES Vance’s face! The ref reprimands, Rush lets off, and Vance flounders. Rush refreshes the ring count, and he grabs a chair. Rush sets it nearby to then stand Vance up. Vance is bleeding, and Rush tastes the blood! Rush SMACKS Vance off the chair! And again, and again, and again! Rush puts Vance in, then he revels in the cheers. Rush storms in, the fans rally behind him, and Rush scuffs Vance. Rush tells Vance to fight, so Vance grabs him by the neck! Rush CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Vance ROCKS Rush! Vance runs, Rush sidesteps to SNAP GERMAN!

Vance is right up, Rush runs but into a SPEAR! Cover, TWO! Vance drags Rush up, but Rush fights the nelson to ELBOW! Vance DISCUS LARIATS! Cover, TWO! Vance seethes but Rush is in a corner. Vance says you mess with the bull, you get the horns! But then Rush OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES Vance! Rush scuffs, kicks, and HEADBUTTS away on Vance’s bloody forehead! The ref counts, Rush lets off, and the fans rally again. Rush runs, and he proves Vance right! BULL’S HORNS!! Cover, Rush wins!

Winner: Rush, by pinfall

A fast ‘n’ furious fight from both men, and Callis is very impressed. Will Rush finally start to see things Don’s way? Speaking of, Rush sees Vance is still moving… Rush storms back into the ring, for BULL’S HORNS!! Vance sputters but Rush goes looking under the ring. Rush finds his favorite camera cables, but the ref stops him! More refs hurry out here before this gets any worse! Rush tells Callis that this is what he wanted, so it’s time for Rush to get what he wants! Will Rush soon be El Campeon de AEW?

 

Jack Perry watches back tape.

Specifically, Darby setting him on fire at Double or Nothing, and Darby wanting to set him on fire at Blood & Guts. “Everything in life has a price. The question is how much you’re willing to sacrifice for it.” Darby was TNT Champion, and he wants to be TNT Champion again. There is footage of other TNT Champions in the mix, such as Adam Copeland, Samoa Joe, Sammy Guevara and Scorpio Sky. “Those who shape the future carry the burden of destroying the past.” Jack SMASHES the screens with a fire ax! And only The Scapegoat remains. Will he make sure that’s how it is after All In?

 

AEW World Championship Eliminator Open Challenge: Swerve Strickland w/ Prince Nana VS ???

Firstly, The Realest has Bryan Danielson to prepare for at All In. Secondly, he’s going to face Wheeler Yuta this Wednesday on Dynamite as part of that preparation. So then, is this just the champ getting ready to show off? Or is he about to regret gambling before going All In?

Swerve gets a mic to ask Arlington, Texas, “What’s going on?” The fans cheer and chant, “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” Swerve says they could not honestly think they’d have the All In Summer Series at the Esports Stadium without THE AEW World Champion showing up. Two weeks from now, the main event of All In London will be Swerve Strickland VS Bryan Danielson. And in those two weeks, Swerve owns Bryan’s legacy. Until then, time for a warm up! Until then, Swerve gives this Open Challenge. So to whoever is coming out here, just understand, you’re stepping into Whose House? SWERVE’S HOUSE!

Prince Nana says you heard The Boss speak. Swerve is not a man to be played with! So then, ladies and gentlemen, whoever they’re sending out, Nana hopes they know they’re facing the most dangerous man in AEW. Wait, Tomohiro Ishii!? This is no longer just a “warm up!” Is the Stone Pitbull about to make Swerve’s House into his dog house?

The bell rings, the fans rally up and the two step up. They tie up, Ishii headlocks, Swerve powers up and out. Ishii RAMS Swerve, but Swerve and Ishii each bob ‘n’ weave, block and duck! Swerve avoids the enzigiri but Ishii avoids a Penalty Kick, and the fans fire up as the two stand off! Swerve and Ishii reset, tie up, and Swerve headlocks. Ishii fires body shots, powers up and out, then Swerve RAMS Ishii! Ishii rebounds, Swerve hurdles and capoeria RANAS! Ishii ends up in a corner, Swerve runs up but Ishii puts him on the apron. Swerve BODY SHOTS Ishii first, then steps in to SHOTGUN! The fans fire up as Swerve stands tall.

Swerve storms over to Ishii, covers, TWO! Ishii’s tougher than that, but Swerve drags Ishii into a chinlock. The fans rally, even bark, as Ishii fights up. Ishii pries the hold open but Swerve clamps it on tighter. Ishii back suplexes, Swerve lands out and avoids a chop to headlock again. Ishii powers out, Swerve goe sup but Ishiis tays back to DECK Swerve! Swerve kips up to ROCK Ishii! Swerve runs, but gets run over! The fans fire up and Nana is a bit surprised. Ishii storms over to Swerve, drags him up, and CHOPS! Ishii CHOPS again, and Swerve drops to his knees. Ishii brings Swerve back up but Swerve mule kicks!

Swerve runs, comes back, and he dropkicks a leg out! The fans cheer, Swerve pushes Ishii around, and even scuffs him. The fans rally for Ishii and he gets up in a huff! Swerve fires a forearm but Ishii scowls. Ishii eggs Swerve on, and then he leans into those forearms! Ishii backs Swerve down, then swings. Swerve blocks to CHOP! Ishii CHOPS but Swerve blocks! Swerve wrenches for a BIG back suplex! Swerve then goes right up to FALLING UPPERCUT! The fans fire up as swerve hits the Griddy! Ishii bails out, swerve builds speed, and he FOSBURY FLOPS! He clears the ropes and takes down Ishii! The fans are thunderous as Collision goes picture in picture!

Swerve daps Nana and then brings Ishii up. Swerve puts Ishii in the ring, then brings him to the apron. Swerve reels Ishii in but Ishii fights the lift! Swerve CLUBS Ishii, but Ishii ROCKS Swerve! They trade shots, but Ishii eggs Swerve on again! Swerve fires more hands, but Ishii CHOPS Swerve down! Swerve goes to the floor, and he TRIPS Ishii! Swerve then goes back up, takes aim, and he BOOTS Ishii down! Swerve refreshes the ring count, then high-fives fans before going back to Ishii. Swerve drags Ishii up and into the ring, then grinds him down. Swerve CLUBS away on Ishii, then drags him back up, for a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO!

Swerve is annoyed but he keeps Ishii down with a chilock. Ishii endures, even as Swerve leans all his weight on the hold. Ishii fights up, fires body shots, but Swerve hooks Ishii up into a chinbar stretch! Ishii endures, fights around, and Collision returns to single picture. Swerve fires forearms on Ishii but Ishii just eggs him on! Swerve swings, but Ishii gets under to SAIDO! But Swerve still has the headlock! Ishii fights back up, and he goes to a corner. Swerve uses that to tornado around but Ishii pops free. Ishii ROCKS Swerve, but Swerve mule kicks, HAYMAKERS, but Ishii CHOPS! Ishii ducks a kick to SAIDO again!

The fans fire up while both men are down! Ishii rises and the fans fire up more! Ishii runs in at the corner to LARIAT! Ishii brings Swerve tot he top rope, climbs up, and stalling SUPERPLEXES!! The fans are thunderous, Ishii covers, TWO!! Swerve survives that landing but Ishii isn’t deterred! Ishii sits Swerve up, runs, but Swerve BOOTS the lariat! Ishii SOUTHPAW LARIATS! Swerve BOOTS, then somersaults, but into a FLATLINER from Ishii! Ishii runs again, but Swerve somersaults to COMPLETE SHOT! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives and Swerve snarls, but the fans continue to rally for “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”

Swerve rises, he checks his neck, then stalks Ishii. Swerve full nelsons but Ishii fights it! Ishii ELBOWS Swerve, Swerve catches him to turn him. Ishii fights free to ROCK Swerve! Swerve ROCKS Ishii! Ishii HEADBUTTS! Swerve HEADBUTTS!! Both men stagger, but Swerve scoops to POWERSLAM! And then suplex, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Ishii survives and the fans fire up again! Nana starts to worry, though, and he clutches to Swerve’s title. Swerve aims at Ishii, runs up, but Ishii avoids the House Call! GERMAN SUPLEX! Swerve is right up to BOOT! Ishii is right up and the fans fire up! LARIAT!!

Ishii roars, Swerve flounders up, Ishii runs to LARIAT again!! Cover, TWO!!! Swerve survives but the fans are thunderous! Ishii roars, suplexes, but Swerve fights free! Swerve ROCKS Ishii, Ishii ENZIGIRIS! Swerve still JUMP STOMPS!! The fans are thunderous again as Swerve takes aim. “Whose House?” HOUSE CALL!! Cover, Swerve wins!

Winner: Swerve Strickland, by pinfall (denies Tomohiro Ishii a title opportunity)

Swerve makes it through the Stone Pitbull, and now he looks to break The Decoder. Swerve says these are all just appetizers, but will he still have room for the full course at All In?

 

Claudio Castagnoli speaks.

The Swiss Superman reviews how he, Claudio Castagnoli, won the Continental Collision to become contender to the Continental Championship that was introduced in the Continental Classic. Now that may come off as a tongue twister for most, but don’t get it twisted. Claudio wants that gold before we do another “C2” later this year. And Claudio has a great idea for a place and a time. How about the first-ever Dynamite IN Europe? Continental Championship combat in Cardiff! If that was too fast for Okada to keep up, don’t worry. Claudio will see him this Wednesday on Dynamite.

 

Lexy Nair is in the ring.

“Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome my guests at this time, Kris Statlander & Stokely Hathaway.” Stokely says get on your feet because every night is #StaturdayNight! Big Stoke & The Galaxy’s Greatest Traitor make their way to the ring. Lexy brings up the ongoing issues between them and Willow Nightingale. Last night on Rampage, Willow spoke about these issues with Renee Paquette, and how to resolve them. We watch a quick clip from that, and Willow found out that Ishii isn’t much for Stokely. Willow implied she has an idea, so BREAKING NEWS! It will be Willow & Ishii VS Kris and- Stoke stops Lexy their, he knows exactly what this “idea” is!

Stokely wants to just say that it is tacky, reprehensible, and disgusting that Willow needs some “short, bald guy” following her around to do her bidding! Stoke & Kris are from New York, they have all the connections they need! As far as a tag partner goes, they can go to The Bronx to get a partner! They can go to the dojos in Harlem to get Kris a partner! They can- Lexy has Stokely hold on. In this specific match, there is a specific partner in mind: Stokely himself. The fans like the sound of that! Stokely looks to Kris with concern, and then he laughs. People say he’s funny, but that’s funny. Stokely says there’s no way, and Kris says, “that we’re gonna pass this up.”

Kris ACCEPTS the challenge! Stokely isn’t sure this is going to work out, but will he finally pay for everything he’s done in tearing apart the friendship of Willow and Kris?

 

Backstage interview with Top Flight.

Lexy Nair is now with Action Andretti, Dante & Darius Martin, and the “Top Flight Attendant,” Leila Grey. She brings up that The MXM Collection have requested time to speak with them, yet Lexy isn’t sure where Mansoor & Mason Madden are. Leila points out that they’re right over there. Pan over, and MXM rises up from the ground, to pose! Mansoor & Mason were here the entire time. But to take it from the top gun, they’ll speak from the soul plane. Because they don’t wanna be a couple of snakes on a plane, they are just going to say they’re sorry. Sorry that they didn’t make more fun of their stupid haircuts! HAHAHAHAHA!

Who is their barber? Helen Keller? HAHAHAHAHA! Action says ENOUGH. Top Flight is done watching the Maximum Male Barbies speak this nonsense! Talk is cheap, like that chain. And isn’t Mansoor a little short to be a model? So how about MXM walks down that runway to meet them in the ring tonight? They’d love to, but Mansoor broke a nail, he is not cosmetically cleared to compete! Is he ever? Mansoor & Mason are flustered, so this interview is over! Lio Rush steps in to say hold on, he has a question. MXM flies together a lot, but who gets the middle seat? Mansoor or “Stretch?” STRETCH!? No, he’s tight! Really tight!

Lio asks them to read this message. It says, “Hey, Lio. It’s TK. Tell the guys when you see them, it’s Top Flight VS MXM Collection next week on Collision.” Now that is tight. MXM storms off, to then “go down the elevator.” Well, will Mansoor & Mason make sure next week’s Collision is stylish and sophisticated? Or will they just get a one class ticket to another loss?

 

Hikaru Shida VS Aleah James!

The Shining Samurai is fighting her way back up towards championship opportunities, and she isn’t about to stop now. Will Shida carve a path right back to the title scene? Or will little Discocita from Essex have quite the debut?

The bell rings, the two tie up, and Shida powers Aleah right to ropes. The ref counts, Shida lets off, and the fans rally behind her. Aleah comes back, they tie up again. and go around. Shida puts Aleah in a corner, lets off, and brushes herself off. Aleah runs up, gets around, and fires forearms! Aleah whips, Shida reverses but Aleah reverses back. Shida goes up and MISSILE DROPKICKS! Then Shida fires up to waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX! Shida holds on, rolls Aleah, and has the ARMBAR! Aleah stacks Shida but Shida slips around to gator roll, roll back, GUILLOTINE! Aleah endures so Shida BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO!!

Aleah survives, but Shida doesn’t let off! Shida suplexes but Aleah fights free to RANA! Aleah runs, but into a JUMP KNEE! Shida hauls Aleah up to FALCON ARROW! Cover, Shida wins!

Winner: Hikaru Shida, by pinfall

The Shining Samurai did the deal and that’s another one in the win column! But who will Shida be aiming for after All In?

 

Jim Ross has a sit-down interview with Bryan Danielson.

Just as he did with Swerve, Good ol’ JR is now with The American Dragon. And JR asks Bryan how he counts his success and assesses his journey. Bryan says it has been quite incredible. When JR signed Bryan to the WWE roughly 24 years ago, and the contract had their names at the bottom of it, that was wild. That was the most mind-blowing thing. And now, 2024, Bryan is ending his career, and it is just an honor to be here with JR. Looking back, it just feels like there are these moments that he’ll never quite understand. How’d he get so lucky to do these things with these great people? Just blessings all over.

JR does acknowledge Bryan’s body has been failing slowly over these 24 years. What does Bryan think of when it comes to that? From neck to arms to knees. Bryan mostly worries about his neck and the concussions. Those are the things he really has to worry about. But he also thinks about how his body has served him well. He’s put it through a lot. A lot of wrestlers who have wrestled for a long period of time, they didn’t do the crazy stuff Bryan did just to get noticed on the indies. And he sure got noticed. Looking back, Bryan wonders what he was thinking, but he knows those were things he had to do.

So looking back, and even how he feels now, he’ll need neck surgery before the end of this year. That is just the reality of it. It is something he has accepted. It is coming down the pipe. Then is he prepared to do what it’ll take to win against a hungry, driven champion? A wrestler always thinks they are. Bryan has had four chances before to win the world title, and if you had asked him each time if he was ready, he would’ve said yes. And then each time, Bryan failed. But each time he failed, he learned something about himself. So now, despite being 25 years in, Bryan is the best mentally he has ever been.

If you have to ask Bryan what it is going to be the difference maker, it is that Bryan is the mentally strongest he’s ever been, and that will pull him through. Is The American Dragon ready in mind, body and spirit for not just his biggest but his last opportunity to become AEW World Champion?

 

Backstage interview with Hikaru Shida.

Lexy congratulates her on her win tonight, and says she wanted this time to speak. Shida says the last time she spoke with Lexy, it was after facing Britt Baker. Britt got that win on Dynamite. Shida congrats Britt, because they’re now 2-2. One day, they’ll settle the score. So for now, Shida NEEDS real competition, and a chance to go to Wembley. And the last chance is… MERCEDES MONE. Mone says Britt is the first but not the best? Yeah, that’s true. SHIDA is the best! Shida is a THREE-TIME Women’s’ World Champion, the longest reigning AEW Women’s World Champion ever, and the Ace of AEW!

So CEO, put that title on the line this Wednesday, and after Shida takes that title, then it will be her and Britt at Wembley. The Shining Samurai is willing to go All In, but will she be right on the money with this gamble?

 

AEW World Trios Championships #1 Contenders Match, Special Guest Referee Christian Cage: The Bang Bang Gang VS The House of Black!

Captain Charisma said it last week that this is quite the conundrum. Juice Robinson & The Gunns were AEW World Trios Champions, so they are owed a rematch. But now that Buddy Matthews is back, he, Brody King & Malakai Black want to reestablish their status as contenders. So like the “good father” he is, Christian is taking charge! He has a ref stripe turtleneck for the occasion, but will he be completely and absolutely unbiased towards these teams?

The trios sort out and Juice starts against Brody. The bell rings, the two circle, and they tie up. Brody puts Juice against ropes, then in a corner. Christian counts the break, Brody lets off, but then Juice headlocks. Brody powers up and out, then he RAMS Juice down! Brody barks, Juice shoves, so Brody shoves back! Austin tags in, but everyone steps in! Christian steps between them all and he actually is being a fair authority. Bang Bang Gang cools off, as does The House, and Malakai tags in. Malakai and Austin circle, feel things out, and tie up. Malakai wrenches Austin, wristlocks, then headlocks.

Austin powers up and out, Malakai rolls to kick, but Austin blocks! Malakai BOOTS, Austin rebounds, ducks ‘n dodges to get a leg, but Malakai wrenches free. Tag to Buddy and he goes up top, to DOUBLE STOMP Austin’s arm! The fans cheer, and Buddy stares Christian down. After all, it was The Patriarchy who jumped Buddy and sidelined him. But Christian reminds Buddy that right now, he’s the ref, they can’t touch him. Buddy still gets right in Christian’s face, but Brody has Buddy back away. Juice calls to Christian because Bang Bang Gang wants a tag. Colten tags in, then he rolls Buddy, ONE!

Buddy rolls Colten, TWO! A faster count, but still not enough. Buddy hits a headlock takeover, Colten headscissors and Buddy kips free. Colten sweeps, covers, ONE! Buddy sweeps and covers, ONE! The fans cheer and Collision goes picture in picture.

Buddy and Colten circle, tie up with knuckle locks, then Buddy shoots around to waistlock. Colten switches, goes to ropes, but Buddy bucks the O’Conner Roll. Buddy TOSSES Colten, BOOTS him, then runs, only for Juice to be in the way. Christian reprimands, Colten returns, but Buddy DUMPS him out! And then AX HANDLES to the floor! Buddy stares down Juice & Austin, then goes back for Colten. Buddy wrenches to CHOP! The fans are torn, but Buddy puts Colten back in the ring. Buddy goes up the corner, but Austin distracts him! Christian reprimands Austin but Colten SHOVES Buddy down! Buddy hits railing, Austin tags in!

Austin drags Buddy up, and brings him around to whip hard into railing! Austin fires up, drags Buddy back into the ring, and then tags Juice. Bang Bang Gang mugs Buddy, then Juice snap suplexes Buddy, and Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Juice turns Buddy for a NECKBREAKER! The fans chant for “TURTLENECKS! TURTLENECKS!” Juice covers, ONE! Juice complains Christian wasn’t fast enough, and he tags in Colten. Bang Bang Gang mugs Buddy, then Austin tags in. Austin tags Juice back in, Colten whips Austin in to forearm SMASH! Juice sends Colten in to STINGER SPLASH! Then the Gunns feed Buddy to a LEG LARIAT! Juice covers, TWO! Juice is annoyed, but he drags Buddy up by an ear. Buddy pulls hair! Christian reprimands them both, but doesn’t do much more than that. Juice then HEADBUTTS Buddy down!

Juice runs to STRADDLE ATTACK Buddy on the ropes! The fans fire up for #RockHardRobinson, and he CHOKES Buddy on ropes! Christian counts fast, and Juice lets off at 4. The fans rally, Juice drags Buddy around, and “pees” like a dog! The fans are torn but The House is pissed. Christian has them stay back, Buddy fights back against Bang Bang Gang! Buddy DUMPS Juice, ELBOWS Austin, BOOTS Juice then KNEES Colten! The fans fire up as Buddy crawls for the corner! But The Gunns are back! Christian stops them, but he misses the tag! The fans boo but Christian warns Brody to back down!

The Bang Bang Gang mugs Buddy, the fans chant “REF YOU SUCK!” Juice sends Colten in but Buddy TOSSES him! Juice tires but Buddy DUMPS him! Buddy BOOTS Austin, ELBOWS the others, but Austin keeps Buddy from the corner! Austin whips Buddy to the corner, runs in, but only gets buckles! Buddy crawls, but Austin runs to intercept! Only for Buddy to POP-PU KNEE! The path is clear, hot tag to Malakai! The fans fire up as The DARK Father is in, and The Bang Bang Gang narrowly avoids The End! Malakai dodges Colten, BOOTS Juice, then ELBOWS Colten. Juice runs up, Malakai fires off a strike fest, and sweeps the leg!

Colten whips, Malakai goes up the corner to KNEE Colten down! Malakai goes up and out, tags Brody, then MOONSAULTS Juice! Then QUEBRADA for Austin! Malakai whips Austin to a corner, Brody runs to SPLASH! Austin flops down, the fans bark it up, and The House of Black takes corners. Juice saves Austin, but then Brody DIVES onto the whole gang!! The fans are thunderous and Brody says “The House Always Wins!” Christian tries to restore order while Collision goes picture in picture.

Brody stalks back out there to stand Colten up. Brody CHOPS Colten, then he does the same to Austin! Buddy fetches Juice to RAM him into railing! Christian tells them to get this in the ring, but Brody grabs a chair! Christian reprimands Brody, but Buddy THROWS Juice back into railing! Brody fires knees on COlten and sits him down next to Austin. Buddy ROCKS Juice, Malakai & Brody mug The Gunns, and now the whole gang is together in the corner. The fans rally as The House lines up the shot. Brody TRIPLE CROSSBODIES Bang Bang Gang against the railing!! The fans love it, and Brody drags Austin from the pile.

Brody CHOPS Austin, puts him in the ring, and then storms in. Brody TOSSESS Austin right back out! Austin is down on the ground, but Brody goes out to fetch him again. Collision returns to single picture, and Brody puts Austin in. Brody drags Austin up, CHOSP him again, then whips him to the corner. Austin BLASTS The House! The fans rally, Austin dodges Brody to hot tag Colten! Tag to Juice, and Juice JABS away on Brody! LEFT HAND O’ GOD, and then a DROPKICK from Colten! Malakai is up, Colten LARIATS him down! #GunsUp, and Colten SPLASHES Brody! Juice CANNONBALLS Brody!

Colten JUMP PUNCHES Brody down, Juice SENTONS on top! Cover, TWO! Brody survives and Juice is upset. Ironically, Christian’s count was fair there. Austin tags in, he and Colten line up a shot, but Brody’s too big to go to Yuma! Brody BOOTS Austin, BOOTS Juice, then fireman’s carries Colten! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Malakai is up top, he DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS! Brody runs to LARIAT Colten down! Cover, Bang Bang Gang breaks it! Buddy & Malakai run in but they get sent out! Juice drags Colten over, Austin tags in, and Austin lines up a shot to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP! Brody just gets mad!

Brody DECKS Austin! The fans fire up and Brody drags Austin up. Brody whips Austin to a corner but Austin goes up and over! Juice is in, 3:10 TO YUMA!! Cover, Buddy breaks it!! Buddy whips, Austin reverses to send Buddy out! Austin has Buddy in ropes, DRAPING FAMOUSER! But THE END hits Austin! Colten runs up, spins Malakai, COLT 45!! But Brody is there! Colten dodges once, but not the BLACK HOLE SLAM on the return! Juice has Brody, JUICE IS LOOSE! But the METEORA takes Juice down! All six men are down so Christian starts a standing count! The fans are thunderous, and we’re already at 5 of 10!

The count is going pretty quick, but Buddy stands at 9! SPEAR from Christian!!! And he says that’s TEN! So count it out!!

Double TKO

Oh well NOW Christian screws everyone over! And here comes The Patriarchy! Nick Wayne & Killswitch-Luchasaurus beat down all six men with CHAIRS! As does Christian! The fans boo this Esports Stadium Screw Job! Even Mother Wayne gets involved, using her hairspray as mace on Juice! The fans boo more, but now Luchasaurus & Christian whip Austin hard into a corner! Austin tumbles up and out to the floor! Nick then goes out to hit WAYNE’S WORLD to the floor! Then Christian CHOP BLOCKS Buddy’s leg! He wants to reinjure Buddy, he SMASHES the leg with a chair!

The fans boo as Luchasaurus drags Colten up, CHOKE SLAM onto a chair! Christian has his “sons” stand Malakai up, and they bring him around for the chicken wings. FULL METAL KILLSWITCH!!! The AEW World Trios Champions stand tall above their competition, but surely someone in AEW management will fix this miscarriage of justice! Or will The Patriarchy always get their way?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision, and while talky as usual, we did get some great stuff set up for All In. After Ishii gives Swerve a great match tonight, they were very quick to officially booking Ishii & Willow VS Stokely & Statlander in a Mixed Tag for All In’s Zero Hour. And a good promo from Claudio to not just hype up the face-to-face with Okada, but to set up a title match for Dynamite in Cardiff. Not for All In because All In is already shoved full of stuff, but for the go-home episode. It’s like Claudio understands that AEW PPVs need to trim down a bit. But he also kinda brushed over how the Continental Classic is returning later this year, though I suppose what else was going to happen?

Speaking of Swerve, Bryan gets to have his interview to parallel Dynamite. The interview doesn’t add much, other than that it is wild to think Bryan’s been active since 2000. And they did kind of bury the lead that win, lose or draw, Bryan’s going to need neck surgery and that alone would basically put an end to Bryan’s wrestling career. Swerve has momentum going into Dynamite, and he’ll certainly win against Yuta, but I’m not sure what Bryan is to do in the last couple of weeks. I suppose Swerve defying go-home math wouldn’t be the worst thing, though. With everything planned past All In, it still makes sense if it is Swerve VS Darby at Grand Slam.

Darby and Hologram got a great win off The Premier Athletes, and I like Hologram’s updated ring gear. The silver they used in his first gear just came off as bland grey, so now he wears black and white with green trim, a much better look. I appreciate they replayed Jack Perry’s promo from Dynamite minus the Taco Bell interruption, not that it changed anything. Outrunners had a goofy video that was made to be very 1980s, though it should’ve been 4:3 ratio to match. Great showing from The Outrunners against FTR, but of course FTR won. Though, them just dropping the news of AEW World Tag Team Championships on Dynamite, that’s a big move to do.

At the same time, them shying away from Acclaimed VS FTR at this time is disappointing. Make that the match for next Wednesday, winner goes to All In to face Bucks, the loser waits until All Out or something. Because duh, how is that not obvious to TK? Though it seems he can “text” Lio Rush to announce Top Flight VS MXM, another obvious move. Hilarious promo from them all, though, and that match will be great stuff. But then there’s also the odd move of Shida challenging Mone for the TBS Championship, which we know she isn’t winning. Not sure the point other than to give Mone momentum to face Britt.

Great Texas Bull Rope Match, including the hype video from Dustin just before it. Rosa winning out makes all the sense since she lost all the other matches against Deonna under controversial finishes. I feel like Rosa is going to be primed for a TBS Championship match against whoever comes away from All In, especially if it is Britt. Rush VS Vance also went how I expected. Sure was a lot of blood tonight between Rosa, Deonna and Vance, but this was Rush bringing that mean streak back out and doing as Callis wanted. If Darby wins the TNT Championship, I could see Rush being his first challenger.

Good promo from MJF, Ospreay and Kyle, and Rev-Pro will surely get themselves a great moment with Oku, MJF and Ospreay at their show. I appreciate they’re keeping the Tiger Driver 91 a pivotal detail. All this pressure from Ospreay’s friends will probably push him as close to using that move as he has since facing Bryan. Him not using it against MJF weeks ago was the reason he lost the title, so maybe Ospreay will give into his rage and use it again, winning the match but at a “moral” cost.

And then in the main event, we got a great Six Man Tag, Buddy looking good after his return from what was probably still more a kayfabe injury. After all, he and Rhea Ripley were out for the same amount of time, likely because of their wedding and honeymoon. That aside, it was not about if but when Christian Cage would find a way to screw over these teams. I have a feeling that TK and Christopher Daniels will be the authority figures that decide All In will see a Trios Triple Threat for the titles. And that has to be when Luchasaurus turns on Christian like fans have wanted since the Edge VS Christian TNT Championship feud.

My Scores: 8.7/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (9/14/24)

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Time to see who are really the Top Guys around here!

The Grizzled Young Veterans went after FTR from the moment they arrived in AEW, and now both teams are on a Collision course to settle the score!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Christopher Daniels; Perry wins and retains the title.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos & The Premier Athletes; Mark, Kyle & Hologram win.
  • Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Henry w/ BEEF; Yuta wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Komander & Private Party VS Jon Cruz, Lord Crewe & Ren Jones; Komander & Private Party win.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Serena Deeb; Yuka wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Cage of Agony; The Bang Bang Gang wins.
  • Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade; Aminata wins.
  • FTR VS Grizzled Young Veterans; FTR wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jack Perry arrives.

The Scapegoat bus pulls into the parking lot, the TNT Champion gets out, dumps what’s left of his coffee, and smiles as he walks into the arena. He is ready to defend his title, but will he still fall to the Fallen Angel?

AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Christopher Daniels!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who “sacrifices” the other to become The Face of TNT!

The bell rings and the fans rally up, but Jack stays back in a corner. Jack hears the fans cheering on Daniels, and the two tie up. They go around, and Jack puts Daniels in a corner. The ref counts, Jack lets off, but Daniels avoids the cheap shot! Daniels CHOPS and ROCKS Jack, then whips corner to corner. Daniels runs up to fire a forearm smash! Then he clinches, but Jack fires elbows! Jack CHOPS, shakes out his hand, and CHOPS again! Jack slaps Daniels around, whips him, but Daniels ducks ‘n’ shoves, only for the COMEBACKER LARIAT! Jack rains down forearms but the fans boo. Jack gets on the apron to soak up heat!

Jack goes back to Daniels, snap suplexes, then covers, TWO! Daniels is tougher than that, but Jack watches him go to a corner. Jack runs up and LARIATS, then he hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Daniels stays in this, but Jack CHOKES him at the ropes! The fans boo, Jack lets off at 4, and pretends he didn’t see Daniels there. Then Jack KICKS the ropes to jam Daniels up! Jack has a cocky cover, TWO! Jack is annoyed, but Daniels CHOPS him! Jack smirks, Daniels CHOPS again, so Jack CLAWS Daniels’ eyes! The ref counts, Jack lets off, but then Daniels ROCKS Jack! And ROCKS him again! Daniels whips Jack to a corner, but Jack BOOTS him down!

Jack goes up, takes aim, and he leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Daniels is still in this, but he has a bloody cut on his forehead. The fans rally for the Fallen Angel, but Jack kicks him around. Jack pie faces Daniels, runs, but into a COMPLETE SHOT! Jack staggers up, Daniels JABS! And JABS! And JABS! Daniels whips, Jack reverses but Daniels KICKS and S T O! The fans fire up and Daniels runs up to forearm smash in the corner! Clinch and EXPLODER! Jack writhes, Daniels brings him back up to a fireman’s carry! Jack slips free, CLUBS Daniels, then runs, but into the fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

Daniels is frustrated, but he calls his shot! The fans fire up, Daniels kicks low, ANGEL- NO, Jack fights out to backdrop! Daniels sunset flips but Jack sits on it, TWO! Daniels has the sunset now, TWO! Daniels ducks a lariat, but Jack bucks the O’Conner and hard! Jack flips everyone off with his parody of the Yes Movement, then he SACRIFICING KNEES Daniels down! Cover, Jack wins!

Winner: Jack Perry, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Jack vows that NO ONE is taking this from him! “The people who don’t like me are the people who can’t handle the truth.” Jack goes right back to the parking lot and his bus, to drive off into the sunset. Will The Scapegoat Express never stop its world tour?

 

Backstage interview with Wheeler Yuta.

Lexy Nair catches The Decoder as he enters the building now, and she knows this goes without being said, but… We all witnessed the horrific events of All Out and what happened to Bryan Danielson. How is Bryan? Yuta says Bryan… Out of respect for him and his family, Yuta won’t share too much. But Bryan is doing the best he can, given the circumstances. Yuta realizes he forgot his boots, spaces out a bit, but starts again. He hasn’t really talked with any of the other guys… And what about Yuta’s match tonight? Yuta says Anthony Henry is one incredibly talented, incredibly tough competitor.

But one thing Bryan told Yuta, the reason Bryan loves professional wrestling is because in the ring, he feels he’s meant to be there and everything else can be put on pause. So Yuta will try and channel that tonight. Yuta heads on to the locker room, will he be able to clear his mind once he’s in the ring?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos & The Premier Athletes!

The Conglomeration has had a great week so far, but it could be even bigger given who they’re teaming with tonight! Will the futuristic luchador continue to raise the bar in AEW? Or will he, The Chicken and the Violent Artist all be brought down to earth by Ariya Daivari, Tony Nese and the menacing minotaur?

Oh wait, Mark Sterling of course has to talk. He knows we know who they are, but he’s sure we’re all wondering why they’re teaming with The Beast Mortos. That is because The Conglomeration and Hologram have been thorns in their side for the past two months! They used some of Daivari’s substantial funds to enlist two horns they can stick into The Conglomeration’s side! But to make sure everyone is on the same page, they’re going to do a team building exercise that even the idiots here in Ohio can understand! When Sterling says, “Athletes!” you say, “Rule!” Nothing else, got it? Hands in… “ATHLETES!” “SUCK!”

The teams sort out, and Kyle steps up against Nese. They circle, the fans fire up, and the two tie up. Kyle waistlocks, Nese drop toeholds, and he floats to a facelock. Kyle wrenches out, facelocks, then wrenches to a wristlock. Nese endures, pulls at the tights, but Kyle wrenches again. Nese rolls, wrenches, wristlocks, and YANKS Kyle around. Kyle spins to drop toehold back, and now Kyle facelocks. Kyle wrenches an arm, tags Mark, and they mug Nese. The fans rally as Mark wrenches and YANKS the arm again and again. Nese powers up and puts Mark in the corner, tag to Daivari. The Premier Athletes mug Mark while fans boo.

The ref reprimands, Nese & Daivari let off, and Daivari drags Mark up. Daivari CHOPS Mark, whisp him, but Mark slides under and REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUTS! Then he CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS again! Mark whips corner to corner, Daivari reverses, but Mark goes up and out to ROCK Daivari! RKF UPPERCUT! Then a BOOT! Mark fires up the fans, then he brings Daivari around. Mark whips, Daivari reverses, but Kyle tags in! Mark wrenches, kicks, and feeds the BOOT! Mark BLASTS Nese, fist-bumps Kyle, and Kyle drags Daivari up. Kyle wrenches to YANK the arm, then YANKS again.

Kyle wrenches but Nese runs up! Kyle BOOTS Nese, but Daivari CLUBS Kyle! Tag to Mortos but Kyle fires forearms! Mortos SMACKS Kyle back! The fans fire up, Mortos runs, but into a KNEE! Kyle fires a strike fest, then hurries to tag Hologram! The fans fire up, Mortos CLOBBERS Kyle! And CLBOBERS Mark! Hologram springboards, into a HEADBUTT! The fans are torn as Mortos stands tall. Mortos whips Hologram, but Hologram goes up and upside-down! Mortos runs in, blocks a boot, but not the ENZIGIRI! Hologram goes up and up and FLYING- NO, Mortos catches Hologram, but Hologram just rebounds off ropes to arm-drag free!

The fans are thunderous as Mortos tumbles! Nese tags in, Hologram whips Mortos, but Mortos reverses! Hologram stops himself, then feints to SUPERKICK! Nese runs up, Hologram dodges, Nese comes back into a COLLISION COURSE! Cover, TWO! Tag to Kyle and Kyle kicks! Nese blocks to ROCK Kyle! Nese runs, into a KNEE! Kyle snapmares, runs, but Nese distracts the ref and Daivari trips Kyle! Kyle avoids the sucker punch, then hurdles over Mortos! Kyle LARIATS Daivari, but Josh Woods stares him down! Nese PLANCHAS Kyle, the ref is busy with an angry Mark and Hologram, The Premier Athletes all mug Kyle!

Collision goes picture in picture as The Premier Athletes soak up the heat. Nese drags Kyle up and into the ring, then stalks him. Nese KICKS Kyle, then soaks up more heat. Nese fires body shots against the ropes, then lets off as the ref counts. Mortos tags in and he ROCKS Kyle! Kyle goes to a corner, Mortos whips corner to corner, but Kyle dodges! Mortos hits buckles, but he still BOOTS back! And SLING-DOGS! And SNAP POWERSLAMS! Cover, Mark breaks it! The ref reprimands and Mortos seethes, but he goes back for Kyle. Mortos drags Kyle up, brings him over, tag to Daivari, and they mug Kyle. Daivari turns Kyle to NECKBREAKER! Daivari covers, TWO!

Daivari drags Kyle up, whips him to the corner hard, then he tags Nese. Nese wants the fans to hush about Kyle, then he brings Kyle up. But Kyle clamps on a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Nese endures, fights up, and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Nese drags Kyle back, tag to Daivari. Daivari runs to ELBOW DROP! Daivari clamps onto Kyle as a chinlock. Daivari grinds Kyle down, Kyle endures, and the fans rally up. Kyle fights up, reaches out, and Collision returns to single picture. Daivari ROCKS Kyle, whips him to the corner, and LARIATS! Tag to Nese, and Daivari sends Nese in, only for Kyle to BOOT him!

Kyle ROCKS Mortos, ELBOWS Daivari, then runs up, but both Nese & Daivari catch him! They throw him back, but Kyle dodges, hot tag to Mark! Mark fires off Redneck Kung-Fu on the Premier Athletes! He DECKS Nese, but Daivari kicks low! Daivari whips but Mark BOOTS Mortos! Mark gets around Daivari, Daivari switches, but Mark BOOTS Nese away! PELE for Daivari! The fans fire up as Mark kicks Nese, suplexes, and FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nese is tougher than that but Mark calls his shot! Mark underhooks, JAY- NO, N ese fights out and Mortos HEADBUTTS! But Mark stays up! Mortos runs in, Mark DUMPS him out!

Tag to Hologram and Mark PLANCHAS Mortos! Hologram goes up but Nese SHORYUKENS! Nese THROWS Hologram down, runs up, but Hologram slips up and around, into a DESTROYER!! Cover, Daivari breaks it! Daivari TOSSES Hologram, but Kyle fires off a strike fest on Daivari! The KNEE sends Daivari out, and then Kyle goes out! FLYING KNEE! Down goes Daivari, but then Nese ROUNDHOUSES and LEG SWEEPS Kyle! Nese runs to FOSBURY FLOP! Down goes Kyle, but Hologram DIVES! Direct hit and the fans are thunderous! Hologram fires up, too, but Mortos TOPE TORNILLOS!! But then Mark has a chair!

The fans are thunderous again as Mark sets the chair up, builds speed, but Sterling snatches the chair away! The fans boo, Mark LOW BLWOS Sterling! And it’s all fine cuz Sterling’s not a competitor in the match! Sterling falls to his knees, so Mark uses him as the launching pad, to FLY out onto everyone else! The fans are thunderous again and Kyle puts Nese in! Hologram aims, springboards and FLYING TORNADO DDTS!! Nese flounders around, into the roll and crucifix! Hologlomeration wins!

Winners: Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Hologram, by pinfall

That was a battle to be sure, but- MORTOS SPEARS HOLOGRAM! The fans boo as Mortos beats up on all of them! Mark CLOBBERS Mortos with the ROH World Championship belt! Then Kyle & Mark DOUBLE LARIAT Mortos outta there! Kyle says he wants a 1v1 with Mortos! When and where will #CombatKyle look to slay the beast?

 

AEW shares footage from CMLL 91st Anniversario!

If you’re wondering where Orange Cassidy is, he was just down in Mexico to join in on CMLL’s big anniversary show. Freshly Squeezed was part of Team Internacional alongside Rocky Romero & Satoshi Kojima, losing out in a Best 2 Out of 3 Falls Six Man Tag against Team Mexico’s Atlantis Jr, Volador Jr. & Ultimo Guerrero. However, Cassidy’s night was not done. In the main event, Chris Jericho lost to Mistico and then became a sore loser, beating up Mistico with the help of “Big Bill” Morrissey! Cassidy made the save, he and Mistico ran off The Learning Tree, and stood tall as amigos.

Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.

Renee Paquette says Freshly Squeezed made his CMLL debut in front of a sold out Arena Mexico. How did it- OH NO! Bill BOOTS Cassidy, sending his sunglasses flying! Bill then THROWS Cassidy into the garage door! Bryan Keith puts the backpack over Cassidy’s head, and here comes Jericho. Jericho has the framed picture of The Best Friends, and says, “Here’s to friendship, Orange.” He SMASHES the picture on Cassidy’s head!! “You can have your knapsack back. See you Wednesday.” Renee steps back in to say they need help back here! She tells Jericho to leave, Jericho says, “Thanks, Renee.” Did Jericho just get his real payback for the jacket and Bentley?

 

Stokely Hathaway is in his private study.

And what he’s studying is game film of various top tag teams in some of their best matches here in AEW. But what could Stokely be formulating for the future?

 

Backstage interview with Mariah May.

Lexy Nair is with The Glamour, and says she has been AEW Women’s World Champion for a few weeks now, but has yet to hold her championship celebration. Yes, she has, and she isn’t doing it now in Dayton, Ohio. It’s just the Wish.com version of Cincinnati. Then in any case, Mariah invited Mina Shirakawa to return, and Mariah says her best times were with Mina. Stardom and Japan, here in AEW, but then somewhere along the way, bad things just happened. Mariah needs Mina. She can’t celebrate her win without Mina. Mariah wants Mina. Oh, sorry, can Mariah help you? We pan over to see Yuka Sakazaki!

Yuka says hi, and Mariah says how cute. Yuka says she wants to fight for the belt. Oh, that’s nice. But Yuka can get in line, and then Mariah will rip her head off! Yuka says okay. Bye-bye~! Yuka leaves, and Mariah is seething already. Will the Wrestling Magical Girl prove she is worthy when she returns to the ring tonight?

 

Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Henry w/ BEEF!

We saw how disheveled The Decoder is, even one week after the incident at All Out. But he’ll try his best to do what Bryan would do and use wrestling to clear his head. Will he succeed in shaking off this funk? Or will the Saint of Augusta take advantage of Yuta’s unsettled mindset?

The bell rings and Yuta circles with Henry. They tie up, Henry arm-drags Yuta, and Yuta backs off to the corner. Yuta resets with Henry, they tie up, and Henry arm-drags again! Henry keeps the arm, but Yuta kips up. Yuta slips through, wrenches and wristlocks back, but Henry rolls, slips through, and spins Yuta to a snapmare. Henry KCIKS Yuta in the back, then eggs Yuta on. Henry KICKS Yuta again, but Yuta gets up to headlock. Henry powers up and out, drops down, but Yuta sunset flips! Henry stays up, to then DOUBLE STOMP! The fans boo but Yuta goes to a corner. Henry runs up, but Yuta goes up and over.

Yuta scoops Henry, SLAMS him, and then snarls as he SENTONS, only to miss! Henry ROCKS Yuta, but Yuta rewind- NO, Yuta’s focus is so bad, he falls to the floor! Henry WRECKS Yuta with a dropkick! Henry brings Yuta up to then snap suplex into barriers! Yuta is all folded up, and the fans boo Henry while Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref checks Yuta, but Yuta manages to turn over. Yuta sits up but Henry brings him into the ring. Henry eggs Yuta on more, stomps his hands, then KICKS him in the chest! Yuta falls back, crawls to a corner, but Henry drags him up again. Henry snapmares, and he clamps on with a straitjacket stretch! Yuta endures, even as Henry digs his knee into his back. The fans rally, Yuta fights up, and Yuta powers up to turn things around! Henry turns them back around and has the straitjacket back on! Yuta endures again, fights, but Henry thrashes him around! Yuta grits his teeth, rises up, and he JAWBREAKERS free as Collision goes to break!

Collision returns as Henry whips Yuta corner to corner. Yuta reverses, then runs up, but Henry pops Yuta up into an AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO! Yuta stays in this, even if his focus is divided. Henry stomps Yuta’s foot, stands on the ankle, and he eggs Yuta on. The fans rally, Henry drags Yuta up and dares him to show us something! Yuta fires body shots, then elbows low! Henry ROCKS Yuta, and Yuta rewinds! It is still rough, but he manages the GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up and Henry flounders. Yuta drags himself up, turns around, takes a swing, but Henry dodges! Henry feints then kicks the legs out, and KNEES Yuta down! Cover, TWO!

Yuta bails out, the ref checks him, but Yuta crawls to a corner. Henry storms out after Yuta, runs in, and CALF KICKS Yuta against railing! Henry then throws Yuta back in, goes up a corner, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives that coup de grace, and the fans fire up again! Henry storms around, Beef cheering him on, and he drags Yuta up. Henry mocks Yuta being all sad over Bryan not being here. Henry SLAPS Yuta, but the words are what pissed him off! Yuta snarls, and he DECKS Henry!! The fans fire up as Yuta fires off on Henry! The ref has to back Yuta off, but Yuta goes back for more!

Yuta gets the arms, and gives Henry some DRAGON STOMPS! The ref again backs Yuta off, but Yuta is roaring! Henry bails, Yuta runs, and Yuta DIVES! Direct hit into railing! Yuta then whips Henry hard into railing! And then whips him into more railing! Yuta fires hands, Beef is panicked, but Yuta puts Henry in the ring. Then Yuta BOOTS Beef for the hell of it! Yuta goes up the corner, aims at Henry, MISSILE DROPKICK! Down goes Henry and Yuta kips up! The fans fire up with Yuta, and he HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS away on Henry! All the best of what Bryan’s taught Yuta, and Henry is a ragdoll! Yuta shifts to CATTLE MUTILATION!

The ref checks, Henry is OUT! Yuta wins!!

Winner: Wheeler Yuta, by submission

Yuta is so furious, he almost goes after the ref now! But Yuta returns from the fugue state, and he takes his leave. But will Yuta focus this anger on those who deserve it? Or is he going to find himself stuck between both sides of the Blackpool Combat Club?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb and Queen Aminata.

Lexy Nair notes The Professor has a match tonight against Yuka Sakazaki, and The One True African Woman also has a match tonight against Robyn Renegade. Serena asked for this time with Aminata, the floor is hers. Serena thanks Aminata for her time, it is very kind of her to hear Serena out. Now, Serena wants to continue their discussion from last time. Serena watched Aminata take on Mariah, and it was a great match, Aminata has a lot of potential. But Serena did say that Aminata isn’t ready. However, the offer still stands and Serena is very forgiving. So if Aminata wants to talk more, she knows where to find her.

Aminata tells Serena sorry, but she doesn’t freakin’ have time for this! She has her match to get ready for. Serena tells Queen Aminata to let the Professor show her how it’s done. Serena then turns to camera to address Yuka. The last time Yuka even had thoughts to step into the ring with Serena, her leg broke. Imagine what it’ll be like now that she’s actually taking Serena on tonight. See you later. Serena says that to Aminata as much as she does Yuka. Will there be no mercy in Deeb’s Dojo for the returning Wrestling Magical Girl? Will Deeb’s Dojo be adding a student after tonight? Or will nothing go quite how Serena expects?

 

Anna Jay speaks.

“I just got back from Japan, wrestling, learning, honing my skills and becoming the best that I can be. It was not easy. I was tired, I was sore, I was beat up. But let me tell you what I learned while I was there. I want more. So much more. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want a shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship. Mariah May is due for a very big receipt. And I’ve also never stepped into the ring with Mercedes Mone. So lemme make it easy for all of you. If you wanna see what an evolved Anna Jay has become, just try me.” The Queenslayer is back, will she become The Star of the Show once and for all?

 

Six Man Tag: Komander & Private Party w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Jon Cruz, Lord Crewe & Ren Jones!

This trio tried to have their first match together last Wednesday Night Dynamite, but they and their opponents got blindsided and brutalized by the new, more maniacal Blackpool Combat Club. Will they have better luck tonight? Or will being in Moxley’s backyard only put them at risk again?

The trios sort out, Brother Zay starts against Ren, and the two tie up. Ren headlocks, Zay powers up and out, and then he drops down. Zay hurdles, but Ren shoves him. Zay Quebradas, Ren gets under, but Zay RANAS! And then LARIATS! Zay rains down fists but Crewe CLUBS him! Crewe whips, Zay reverses and Quen DUMPS Crewe out! Quen then BOOTS Crewe, and Komander springboards to CROSSBODY Crewe down! Cruz runs up, he gets a BOOT! Quen tags in, CATAPULT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Komander goes up and he CIELITO LINDO! Zay runs up on Ren but Ren BOOTS him! Ren goes up, but Komander JUMP KNEES!

Ren wobbles, Komander coordinates with Private Party. Quen runs up, gets the boost from Komander, serving up GIN & JUICE!! Laid back! Cover, Private Party & Komander win!

Winners: Komander & Private Party, by pinfall

Should we start calling them #FiestaPrivada? A good first win now that they got their “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” But will they soon get their “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” at the BCC’s AEW World Trios Championships?

 

Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness talk about Bryan Danielson.

Given the change to Grand Slam, where Darby Allin now defends his #1 contender status against Jon Moxley, Nigel is of course calling out The American Dragon for that same night. How can Nigel be sure Bryan will even be able to compete? Nigel can’t be sure, but neither can Tony Khan. But when Moxley convinced Darby to put the title shot on the line, he did it out of pure speculation. That is why Nigel told TK that they can’t know Bryan won’t be able to compete. So Nigel figured, if Bryan can show up, and Darby no longer available to face him, Nigel would like to. Nigel will be there, so the question is, will Bryan?

Nigel now talks to Bryan: If Bryan doesn’t show up, it isn’t because of his condition. It is because he fears Nigel McGuinness. Nigel’s said it before, so he’ll just show us what he means. Footage courtesy of ROH, Nigel and Bryan battled for THE ROH World Championship. Nigel narrates that he and Bryan were bitter rivals on equal standing, clashing for the gold in matches that had the wrestling world abuzz. But there has been no one before or since that has beaten Bryan Danielson so convincingly, so brutally, and so thoroughly!

No matter how much success Bryan has had in his career after ROH, even winning the AEW World Championship, Bryan is STILL haunted by the memories of facing Nigel. Even more now 16 YEARS later, Nigel being in the best shape of his life, better than Bryan ever was, and Bryan is a physical wreck! Nigel says no worries, Bryan. Win, lose or draw, Bryan will still be world champion. But let’s not make any bones about it: If Bryan shows up, Nigel will look to end Bryan’s career! Ball’s in Bryan’s court. How will The American Dragon respond with 11 days left before Grand Slam?

 

Yuka Sakazaki VS Serena Deeb!

The Magical Girl called out The Glamour, but The Professor has called out The Magical Girl! Will Yuka pass Serena’s test and head for the AEW Women’s World Championship? Or will Serena earn herself that opportunity instead?

The bell rings but wait! Mariah makes her way out here! It seems Yuka got under her skin, but Mariah’s presence sure has Nigel in good spirits. The fans rally for Yuka as she and Deeb circle. They tie up, and Deeb wrenches an arm. Deeb wristlocks, Mariah says Deeb has taught her much so she wishes her luck. As for Yuka, break a leg. Deeb wrenches while Nigel laughs far too much at the joke. Yuka rolls, kips up, and wrenches to wristlock. Deeb rolls, rolls, and slips around to wrench and wristlock. Deeb wrangles Yuka, ties up the legs, and she has Yuka in Paradise! Deeb sits on Yuka, the fans are torn, but Mariah is amused.

Deeb flexes and Mariah jokes that this is child abuse. Yuka is a child as far as Mariah can tell. Schiavone says Yuka’s a ten year veteran, but Mariah says more like a 10-year-old. Deeb DROPKICKS Yuka out of Paradise! Yuka goes to ropes, Deeb eggs her on, but Yuka frowns. Yuka runs up to KNEE low! Yuka snapmares and rolls with Deeb to KICK her down! Then Yuka body scissors, and she ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING CLUTCH! Cover, TWO!! Deeb escapes, Mariah is annoyed by that already, and Deeb goes to a corner. Yuka runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb reels Yuka in to KICK her! Yuka staggers, Deeb eggs her on again.

Yuka runs up, but Deeb catches her! Deeb turns Yuka, to HOTSHOT NECKBREAKER! Yuka flops to the apron, Mariah mocks her pain, and Deeb mocks the booing fans while Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb stalks Yuka, drags her up, and then reels her in. But Yuka wrenches out, whips, only for Deeb to sunset flip, and HALF CRAB! Yuka endures as Deeb pulls on that recovered leg! Yuka fights, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go in frustration, and she storms around. Deeb stalks Yuka, drags her up, and TWIST ‘N’ SHOUTS! Cover, TWO!! Yuka survives but Deeb keeps her focus. Deeb stomps Yuka, then drags her around to step on her face! Yuka writhes, the ref reprimands, but Deeb just smirks. Deeb drags Yuka by a leg, and drops an elbow on the knee! And another elbow! And then a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Cover, TWO!!

Yuka is toughing it out and that just upsets Deeb more. Deeb grabs the leg again, but Yuka fights the Half Crab by grabbing Deeb’s leg! Yuka then kicks, and kicks, and kicks Deeb away! Deeb runs back up, blocks a kick, but Yuka ENZIGIRIS! Yuka hobbles to a corner, sits down to rest the bad leg, but she watches Deeb crawl. Deeb rises up, runs in at Yuka, but blocks another boot! Collision returns to single picture as Yuka goes up, reels Deeb in, HANGING HEADSCISSORS! The fans fire up, the ref counts, and Mariah says that’s against the rules! Yuka lets go at 4, fire sup, and the fans fire up more! Yuka climbs and takes aim!

Yuka MISSILE DROPKICKS Deeb! The fans fire up again and Yuka scoops Deeb into a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives but clutches her neck. Yuka storms back over, drags Deeb up, and wrenches to hammerlock, lift, and SPIN~! But Deeb slips free to waistlock! Yuka switches, Deeb switches, but Yuka elbows free! But Deeb shoves Yuka to get a SNAP GERMAN! Then Deeb wrenches, hammerlocks, PEPSI TWIST! Cover, TWO?!?! Yuka barely gets that arm up and Deeb can’t believe it! Deeb huffs ‘n’ puffs but the fans rally for Yuka. Deeb reels Yuka in, tucks the arms, but Yuka fights the lift!

Yuka backdrops free and the fans fire up! Yuka SLIDING D! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Yuka is a bit stunned now. Yuka refocuses, aims from a corner, and then runs up to ROCK Deeb! Yuka boxing elbows, then ROLLING- NO, Deeb ducks to wrench! Deeb drags Yuka down, around, reels her in, POWERBOMB! STRETCH MUFFLER!! Yuka endures, fights, and Mariah mockingly says Yuka might have to tap. The fans rally up, Yuka roars and crawls forward! ROPEBREAK! Deeb thrashes the leg, but she lets go at the ref’s count. Deeb drags Yuka back up, UPPERCUTS, but then Yuka ROCKS Deeb!

Deeb UPPERCUTS! Yuka ROCKS Deeb! UPPERCUT! Yuka wobbles, but she comes back to ROCK Deeb! Yuka fires shot after shot, then runs up, but Deeb ducks! DOUBLE LARIATS collide! And again! Deeb gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Even Mariah thought that one hurt. But Yuka ROCKS Deeb! Deeb LARIATS Yuka! Deeb drags Yuka up, tucks her in, but Yuka powers out! Scoop and MAGICAL GIRL DRIVER! Yuka drags Deeb into the drop zone, goes to the apron, and the fans fire up! Yuka climbs up the ropes, for the MAGICAL GIRL SPLASH!! Cover, Yuka wins!

Winner: Yuka Sakazaki, by pinfall

It was a hard fought match, but Yuka found the will to win! Mariah is not happy about it, but will she be even angrier when Yuka proves she’s a contender? WAIT, Mariah CLOBBERS Yuka on the stage!! The fans boo and Yuka sits up in a daze, having no idea what just hit her! Mariah reels Yuka in, but Yuka fights the lift! Yuka powers out to SUPERKICK! Mariah goes down in a heap! Yuka then picks up the title belt! The fans cheer, but will this be the scene that plays out in the very near future?

 

The Outrunners speak.

In another retro video, Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd are getting their pump on in the gym! They say what they want, when they want! How old do they have to be to have a gym membership? 18 years old. Well lucky for this guy, he’s lookin’ at the Youngest Men Alive! Now scram! They tell the tag division that they’re coming for your pride, your manhood, and your gold! Because if you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you ain’t seen nothing yet! These human throwbacks are ready for action, but what will it take for them to take down the best in AEW?

 

Top Flight Airlines talks backstage.

Leila Grey is so full, they just had a great dinner. But then Action Andretti speaks up. Why’re they going on about the food they just ate? Are they not pissed off like he’s pissed off? Look what they did just this week. Darius & Dante lost out on a chance to become AEW World Tag Team Champions. Lio Rush lost out on the TNT Championship. Action just lost on Rampage! He’s still hot! Lio asks why he’s still on it then. Chill out, it’s just a loss. No, man, it’s not “just” a loss! Look at them! They have so much potential together! They have something that very few have! This is Leila Grey, Top Flight, Lio Rush and Action Andretti, and all they’re talking about is food?!

Action snatches Dante’s burger and CHUCKS it at the production truck! Lio says calm down, Action! But Action looks at the truck and says look! Why aren’t they treated more like The House of Black? Does Top Flight not have wins over The House of Black? Why aren’t they going up against more teams like them and getting more wins? Lio says Action is just talking out his ass, and Leila says yeah, Action needs to calm down. The team needs to get it together, or they’re going nowhere. Action says yeah, they do. Action leaves, but where to? The others follow him, will The Sight to See make the others see his point of view?

 

Six Man Tag: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Cage of Agony!

Juice Robinson & The Gunns were minding their business, but Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona had to drudge up the past. Cage said they only lost the ROH World Six Man Tag titles, because they were up against six opponents! But it’s not like anyone has gold anymore, so who settles this score to then head back for the belts?

The trios sort out and Juice starts against Liona. The bell rings, the fans rally for “JUICE! JUICE!” Juice and Liona tie up, Liona powers Juice to a corner, then gets in Juice’s face. The ref counts, Liona lets off, but Juice SLAPS him! Liona storms up, blocks the arm-drag, then whips. Juice leaps, but into Liona’s arms! Liona SLAMS Juice, but Juice avoids the headbutt! Juice wrenches Liona, tags Colten, then hands off Liona. Colten wrenches, but Liona KNEES low! Liona tags Kaun and he stomps Colten. Then he CHOPS Colten! The fans fire up, Kaun whips corner to corner, but Colten goes up and over to arm-drag!

Colten has the arm, he tags Austin, and The Gunns whip Kaun to body shot, knee lift, and LARIAT! Austin runs, “Guns Up!” AX HANDLE! Cover, ONE!! Kaun is tougher than that, but Austin drags Kaun up. Austin whips then dodges Kaun to trip him up, and THROWBACK! The fans fire up and Austin aims from a corner. Liona takes a swing, Austin dodges! Austin ROCKS Liona, then dodges Kaun! Austin keeps moving, but Kaun LARIATS him down! The fans boo but Kaun goes out after Austin. Kaun whips Austin into railing, then apron, then back again! Kaun pinballs Austin all over, then leaves him behind so Liona can CLOBBER Austin!

The fans boo but Liona hurries to put Austin in. Cage goes up the ropes, “Who betta than Cage!?” DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX! Cage flexes, the fans boo, but Collision goes picture in picture.

Cage talks smack, then he drags Austin up. Cage bumps Austin off buckles, RAMS into him, then CHOPS him! Austin flops over, Cage drags him back up, and then Cage brings him over to the corner. Tag to Liona and they mug Austin. Liona brings Austin up to DECK him! Liona has a wild grin, then he stands on Austin’s face! The ref reprimands, Liona steps away, and Austin sputters and coughs from having a bare foot on his face! Liona drags Austin up, but Austin fires body shots! Liona KNEES low and Austin falls right out of the ring! Liona paces, Colten coaches his brother, but Liona snarls at Juice.

Austin crawls, drags himself up, but he flops right back over! The ring count is climbing, Colten coaches Austin more, and Austin stands again! Austin leaps in at 9! But Liona DIVING HEADBUTTS! Tag to Kaun, and the Gates of Agony CHOP and stomp away while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and now both Austin and Kaun are down! They crawl for their corners, hot tag to Liona! Liona whips Austin away, but Austin BLASTS Cage! But Liona BLASTS Juice & Colten! Austin runs up, Liona catches him and keeps him from Colten! Liona shoves Austin to the Agony corner, then runs up, but Austin dodges! Hot tag to Colten! Colten fires hands on Liona, then dodges to DROPKICK! Cage returns, he gets a LARIAT! Kaun returns, he gets a LARIAT! Colten full nelson SLAMS Cage! Colten SPLASHES Liona, SPLASHES Kaun, then runs, jukes and NECKBREAKER! Liona runs up, Colten dodges, and LEAPING HAYMAKER! Cover, TWO!!

The fans rally, Colten goes up the corner, but Kaun CHOPS first! Kaun brings Colten down, but Colten snap suplexes first! Cage runs up, but Colten BOOTS the lariat to then snap suplex! Liona runs up, into a kick and- NO, Liona is too big for a suplex! Liona tires, Colten fights it! But then Cage and Kaun storm up, only for the ref to stop them! Liona suplexes, but Colten cradle counter! The ref is missing the cover!! The fans count, Bang Bang Gang would’ve won! Colten lets Liona go, gets Cage and Kaun to leave, then he dodges Liona, only for Liona to POUNCE him! Liona tags Cage, then Liona BLAST Juice! Cage tags Kaun and they get Colten up.

The Cage Of Agony hit the ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!! Cover, AUSTIN BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but then Liona TOSSES Austin! Kaun drags Colten up, he and Liona DOUBLE stalling suplex! Cage runs, but Austin DUMPS him out! Colten DOUBLE DDTS The Gates! But Liona just sits up with a grin!? Liona runs, but COlten ducks the body check! Colten hurries, hot tag to Juice! The fans fire up as Juice goes up and CROSSBODIES Cage! Cage staggers up, Juice goes wild, and he JABS, JABS, JABS! The fans fire up for “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” LEFT HAND O’ GOD! And then facelock, but Cage wrenches out!

Juice swings, Cage dodges, and Cage DISCUS LARIATS!! Colten returns, Cage fireman’s carries, F5! Austin is back, but Cage dodges to POP-UP BOMB! The Machine is all fired up, and The Gates return! They get Austin up for Kaun, but Juice RAMS Liona into Kaun! Austin slips free of Cage, LEFT HAND O’ GOD into the 3:10 TO YUMA!! And then THE JUICE IS LOOSE!! Cover, Bang Bang Gang wins!!

Winners: The Bang Bang Gang, by pinfall

The fans fire up as the Collision Cowboys stand tall! Will this big win lead Rock Hard Robinson, Fully Cocked Colten, and… Austin… back to the trios championships?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexy knows tonight didn’t go as Serena had planned, what happened out there? But before The Professor can explain, Queen Aminata walks in. “So, is that how it’s done?” Aminata heads out now, will she be the one to lead by example? Or will Dayton’s own Renegade revolt against The Queen?

Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade!

The bell rings and Aminata circles with Robyn. They tie up, Aminata waistlocks, but Robyn drops. So Aminata drops to body scissor and roll into a cover. TWO, but Aminata CLUBS Robyn into a facelock. The fans duel, Robyn turns the facelock around, and she gator rolls with Aminata. Aminata wrenches out to SAYANAGI! Cover, TWO! Aminata keeps Robyn down with a chinbar, covers again, TWO! CROSSFACE! Robyn endures, fights up, but Aminata shifts to a facelock. Aminata whips, Robyn reverses to ROCK Aminata! Aminata DECKS Robyn! Robyn goes to a corner, Aminata runs up to BOOT! Aminata then snapmares Robyn, ruins up again, FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Robyn toughs it out and staggers to the ropes. Aminata runs up, but Robyn HOTSHOTS her! Robyn comes back to throw Aminata by her hair! Robyn stomps Aminata around, then CHOPS! And CLUBS! And CLUBS her again! The ref backs Robyn off, but Robyn LARIATS against ropes! Robyn snapmares Aminata and SHOTGUNS her down! The fans fire up as Robyn drags Aminata up. Robyn facelocks to DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Aminata survives that hard fall, and the ref checks her. Robyn waits, Aminata is okay, so Robyn hauls her back up. Robyn suplexes, but Aminata fights it, to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Just like Deeb!

Robyn goes to a corner, Aminata runs up, but Robyn ROCKS her! Aminata DECKS Robyn again! HEADBUT!! Cover, Aminata wins!

Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall

The #BrainDrain gets it done, and Aminata shakes it off. But then Deeb CHOP BLOCKS Aminata! Deeb is a sore loser, but she’s going after Aminata for disrespecting her! HALF CRAB, and it is DEEP! The fans boo but Deeb is looking to teach Aminata a lesson: Do NOT mess with Deeb! Deeb finally lets Aminata go, will Deeb get ahead in the division by any means necessary?

 

The House of Black speaks.

Buddy Matthews chuckles and says, “Boys. It seems like everyone wants a piece of the House of Black.” Malakai Black says, “The seven of you (Lance Archer, The Righteous and all of Top Flight Airlines) want to challenge the three of us. I’d say that your odds are about, oh, I’d say 50-50.” Brody King sees it as 80-20. But Buddy says come one, come all! The House of Black slips into the shadows, will they just tear down anyone and everyone that knocks on their door?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Given all the tense interactions and physical confrontations, we’re getting a heated tag team match! Yuka Sakazaki & Queen Aminata VS Mariah May & Serene Deeb! Will the Magical Girl and One True African Woman each prove their worth? Or will the champion and The Professor teach their opponents about knowing their place?

 

FTR VS Grizzled Young Veterans!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler look at Zack Gibson & James Drake and see a British bootleg version of themselves, and that only pisses off Gibson & Drake. Liverpool’s Number One & Mr. Mayhem are not going to settle for being in the shadows of another team, will they ssssoooon be recognized as the real Top Guys of AEW? Or will we all see that FTR > GYV?

The teams sort out and Gibson starts against Dax. Dayton rallies for FTR as Dax and Gibson circle. They tie up, go around, and Gibson puts Dax on ropes. Gibson takes a swing but Dax ducks to headlock. Gibson powers Dax to the GYV corner, Drake tags in, but Dax gets away. Cash backs Dax up, and the teams have a standoff. The ref counts, Cash and Gibson back off. Drake and Dax tie up, Dax headlocks but Drake powers out. Drake drops, but Dax runs him over! Knuckle lock cover, TWO as Drake gets an arm up. Dax puts that arm down, TWO as the other arm comes up! Dax powers that arm down, Drake kips up!

Drake and Dax have a Test of Strength, then Drake HEADBUTTS! Dax HEADBUTTS in return! Each man kicks a knuckle lock, then Drake ROCKS Dax! Dax comes back to CHOP Drake! And CHOP! And CHOP! Dax tags Cash, whips Drake, then Cash slingshot SHOULDER TACKLES! Cover, ONE!! Drake is tough but Cash headlocks. Drake powers up and out, but Cash runs him over! Things keep moving, Cash slides under to arm-drag Drake! And then CHOPS! Tag to Dax, FTR hand off the wrench, but Drake pulls an ear! Drake puts Dax in the GYV corner, Gibson tags in, and GYV mugs Dax.

Gibson brings Dax out to ROCK him, then UPPERCUTS him! Dax falls, Gibson talks trash on the ‘rat,” then he UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Dax CHOPS! Gibson UPPERCUTS! Repeat! Dax fires forearms now, but Gibson headlocks. Drake tags in as Dax powers out, and Gibson drops down. Drake follows to dropkick the legs out! Gibson basement dropkicks! Gibson then sets up for MAYHEM IN MOTION! Down goes Cash and fans boo, but GYV talk trash on Dayton. Drake drags Dax up, but Dax bumps him off buckles first! Dax ROCKS Gibson, RAMS Drake, then slingshots, but Drake holds ropes!

Gibson helps Drake stay up but Cash CLOBBERS Gibson off the apron! Dax sunset flips Drake, TWO! Drake staggers up, runs up, but Dax gets around to put Drake up top! Dax CHOPS Drake on the back! Dax then climbs up, brings Drake to the very top, and the fans fire up for the SUPER DUPER BACK SUPLEX! The fans are thunderous while both men are down, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Dax and Drake crawl and the fans rally up. Drake bails out, Dax pursues, and he stalks Drake around the corner. Drake swings, Dax ROCKS him first! Dax ROCKS Gibson, too! But then Drake sends Dax into steel steps! Cash hurries over to stop GYV from doing more, and the ref reprimands everyone. Drake slides into the ring, the ref checks Dax, and Dax says he’s okay. The ring count starts, but Gibson tags in. Gibson drags Dax up to throw him into railing! The ref reprimands, but Gibson brings Dax around to put on the apron. Gibson then SMACKS Dax off the apron edge! Gibson storms in, stays between FTR, and taunts Cash.

Gibson drags Dax around, drops on him for a headlock, then knuckle locks an arm. Dax fights up but Gibson powers him to an open corner. Gibson wraps the arm around ropes and pulls! The ref reprimands but Gibson YANKS as he lets off. Gibson snapmares and covers, TWO! Gibson is annoyed but he drags Dax up to clamp on a cobra clutch! Dax endures, the fans rally, and Dax fights up. Gibson knees low, then has a double wristlock! Dax fights, reaches out, but Gibson keeps him from Cash. Dax scoops, but Gibson fights! Dax backdrops free! Collision returns to single picture as the fans fire up! Drake hurries to anchor Dax!

Gibson gets in now, GYV double whip! Gibson traps Dax in the corner so Drake can BACK ELBOW! Gibson LARIATS, feeds, Drake WHEEL KICKS! Drake stays between FTR, he taunts Dax, but the fans rally up again. Dax crawls, Drake ROCKS him, then ROCKS him again! Dax rises, Drake ROCKS him again! Dax goes to the corner, but he hits back on both GYV! The fans fire up but Drake picks Dax up! Gibson storms in, Drake shoves Dax away. Gibson runs up, Dax TOSSES him! Dax and Drake DOUBLE LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Dax crawls, reaches out, but Gibson hurries in! The ref misses the hot tag!!

The fans boo as the ref tells Cash to go back! GYV mugs Dax in the corner! Gibson traps Dax again, Drake back elbows! LARIAT! But Dax ducks the kick! Hot tag to Cash! Cash DOUBLE FLYING LARIATS! Cash DECKS Drake, DECKS Gibson, then fires off jabs on Drake! Cash DECKS Drake, UPPERCUTS Gibson and fires away! Drake CLUBS Cash, whips him, but Cash reverses to DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Cash wrenches to UPPERCUT! Gibson runs up, Cash dodges, comes back, SNAP POWERSLAM! Cash headlocks Drake, Drake pwoers out, jumps, SNAP- NO, cradle counter! TWO!! Cash drags Drake into a Gedo Clutch! TWO!!

Drake trips Cash, jackknife bridge, TWO!! Cash manages to bridge up and spin thnigs around, but Drake reaches out! Tag to Gibson, Cash suplexes Drake, but Gibson makes the save. Gibson clinches Cash, ENZIGIRI from Drake! The fans boo but Gibson calls for the end! Drake tells Cash to get ready. But Dax drags Drake out! Gibson runs up, Cash slips around to hook the arms! Gibson fights the backslide, so Cash goes up the corner to go up and over! Cradle, TWO!! Gibson escapes, scoops, but Cash slips free! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Cash sees Drake and DECKS him first! But Gibson rolls Cash, TWO!

Gibson returns, wrenches, but then Cash wrenches to short arm LARIAT! The fans fire up and Cash tags Dax. FTR drags Gibson up, Dax reels him in. Cash goes up, but Drake runs up! Drake CLOBBERS Cash, Gibson wrenches out and spins Drake, KEYLOCK DRIVER! Then Gibson KNEES Dax into the POST! Drake calls to Gibson, Gibson tags him in. Gibson Electric Chair Lifts Dax, Drake climbs, but Cash makes the save! Cash shoves Gibson to POST him, Drake jumps over but Dax catches him! SHARPSHOOTER!! Dax sits deep on the hold, Drake taps! FTR wins!!

Winners: FTR, by submission

But Gibson CLOBBERS Dax! He doesn’t care if the match is over! Cash goes after Gibson, Drake goes after Cash! Cash DECKS Drake, but Gibson THROAT CHOPS Cash! GYV set Cash up, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Then they grab Dax, but wait! THE OUTRUNNERS are here!? The fans fire up as Turbo & Truth throw hands with GYV! The Outrunners DECK GYV, DECK them again, then Turbo LARIATS Gibson out! Truth dodges Drake, Outrunners DOUBLE LARIAT Drake up and out! The Grizzled Young Veterans were so obsessed with the Top Guys, they forgot about these up-and-comers!

The Outrunners then look at FTR. The fans cheer on the Outrunners, and they offer handshakes to Cash & Dax! Cash & Dax look around, but they leave The Outrunners hanging! The fans boo, but then FTR says, “You sonova gun!” They SHAKE HANDS! The fans are thunderous as they all flex, too! It’s a flex party! Throwbacks love throwbacks, but will these four make sure GYV don’t make it to the top of the mountain?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, with lots of great story build. I even like this literal “Show up, win, leave” attitude Jack Perry is using. He and Daniels have a solid opening match, some real rough bumps taken but both guys were okay, and of course Jack won. But one of these times, someone has to either hijack the bus or surprise Jack from inside the bus. I mean, he just leaves it right there in the parking lot. Really good stuff with Yuta, too, though he kind of awkwardly played being distracted and disheveled. But in the match, he got it right as Henry insulted him and Bryan and then just went berserk. And good promo from Nigel to further call out Bryan, so you know Bryan’s gonna show up.

Great Six Man Tag from Conglomeration with Hologram against Mortos & Premier Athletes. I figured the Faces would win to keep Hologram going strong, but Mortos seems to just be going after anyone and everyone he wants. Ricochet from Dynamite, Hologram here, we’re going to get some great matches out of all of them as Ricochet builds up towards facing Ospreay for the International Championship. And we also got a very good showing from the new trio of Komander & Private Party, the alley-oop into the Gin & Juice is genius, and I feel like we’re definitely getting a Six Man Tag match, Fiesta Privada VS Moxley, Claudio & Pac. Non-title, but could be used as a plot point to compel a title match, and then Yuta has to decide whose side he is on.

Great Six Man Tag from Bang Bang Gang with Cage of Agony, and great win for Bang Bang Gang, they’ll be staying afloat as we wait on this World Trios Championship story to sort out. Very good promo segment from Top Flight Airlines, and while both sides of the argument are valid, I am leaning towards Action’s side. The whole faction could be doing so much more, they just need the opportunities. Though, calling out The House of Black might be a mistake. Good promo from The House of Black in response, calling out Top Flight and The Righteous, that sounds like a very good Trios Triple Threat in the making right there.

Very good stuff in the build of a new Women’s World Championship story here. Aminata and Deeb of course have their own issues brewing, but good revisit of Yuka and Deeb, which was the intended feud months ago before Yuka got hurt. Granted, there were parts of the match between Yuka and Deeb that were a bit rough, maybe it was a lot for Yuka’s return. But great win for Yuka, and then great stuff with her and Mariah, and that tag match made for Dynamite is going to be a lot of fun.

Very intriguing vignette from Stokely Hathaway. While he is still managing Statlander, he might be looking to expand into a full faction, which would be what the tag match videos are about. Good video showing Cassidy and Jericho in action at CMLL’s anniversary show, but Tony Schiavone misspoke, all the AEW guys lost that night. But then good follow-up of continuity both there in CMLL and here tonight with Jericho’s team beating Cassidy down. This adds some last minute heat to the Dynamite match, but I am very sure this all means Cassidy finds a way to win.

And awesome tag match main event from FTR VS GYV, and great win for FTR. I should’ve figured GYV would be sore losers about it, but I did not think The Outrunners would make the save. They are rapidly growing in popularity, even if it’s more for their hilarious gimmick. But between making amends with Infantry on ROH and coming out to help FTR, Outrunners look to be in a lot of 8 Man Tags in the near future. If things go right, they might even be tag team champions before the year is over. But probably ROH tag titles more than AEW tag titles.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (9/13/24)

Konosuke Takeshita is on a Rampage!

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The Don Callis Family is building momentum!

Though he failed to take the AEW Continental Championship at All Out, Konosuke Takeshita is still chasing The Rainmaker! Will The Alpha be ready for Action on a Friday night?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order; The Conglomeration wins.
  • Kamille VS Robyn Renegade; Kamille wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Kingdom VS BEEF w/ Anthony Henry; Roddy wins.
  • The Outcasts VS Allysin Kay & Marti Belle; The Outcasts win.
  • Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Action Andretti w/ Lio Rush & Leila Grey; Konosuke wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order!

Chris Jericho kept whining about the $7000 for his jacket stained by orange juice, so Orange Cassidy, Mark Briscoe & Kyle O’Reilly paid him, in coins! But moving on from making a mess of a nice Bentley, Freshly Squeezed, The Sussex County Chicken & Violent Artist are looking to climb the Trios Division ranks! Will they head for those titles in the near future? Or will Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds & John Silver show #DarkOrderIsGood enough to go for gold?

The trios sort out, Reynolds starts against Mark, and the fans rally up for “DEM BOYS! DEM BOYS!” Mark and Reynolds step up, and Reynolds SLAPS Mark! Then kicks him low! Reynolds pie faces, whips, but Mark reverses to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Mark ROCKS Reynolds, tags Cassidy, and fans cheer as they DOUBLE SUPLEX! Cassidy flexes, the fans cheer, and Cassidy covers, ONE! Cassidy drags Reynolds up, suplexes, but Reynolds fights and wrenches free. Reynolds ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy goes to ropes, so Reynolds YANKS the ropes to bring Cassidy back, and he BOOTS Cassidy down!

Tag to Silver, but the whole Dark Order jumps in, and Uno BLASTS The Conglomeration! Reynolds & Silver double whip Cassidy, cradle him, and SLAM him down! Uno STOMPS Cassidy’s hands, and then a TRIPLE DROPKICK knocks him down! Uno BLASTS Kyle & Mark again, then he and Reynolds pick Cassidy up. Silver builds speed, to jump up and flex! The fans are torn for this Kai ‘n’ Tai tribute, but Uno gives Cassidy a wet willy! That’s a wet finger in the ear for younger folks who might not know that trick. Silver drags Cassidy up, scoops him, and SLAMS him! “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” The fans are torn but Silver drags Cassidy up.

Silver scoops, Cassidy slips free, O’Conner Roll, TWO! Cassidy tags Kyle and the fans fire up! Kyle KICKS, KCIKS and KICKS Silver! Silver blocks one to CHOP! Silver puts Kyle in the corner, Reynolds holds him, and Silver runs up, Kyle slips free, the CHOP hits Reynolds! Uno grabs Kyle, Silver tries again, but Kyle slips free so the CHOP hits Uno! Silver blocks another kick but Kyle blocks a chop! Kyle feints to then SPIN KICK! Kyle whips Silver to the corner, runs up and forearm SMASH! Tag to Cassidy and he goes up, FLYING LARIAT! But the Dark Order grabs Cassidy! Silver wants them to hold on tight this time!

Silver runs up, but Cassidy dodges and Silver CHOPS Reynolds again! Silver is frustrated, Uno has Cassidy, but Cassidy slips away so the CHOP hits Uno! The Dark Order storms into the ring, to argue with each other! Cassidy tags Mark, Mark goes up, and Silver shoves Reynolds & Uno in frustration. Dark Order turn around, into a DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Silver runs up, but into a REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Silver sputters, Mark dodges him to CHOP and fire palm strikes! Kyle & Cassidy intercept Uno & Reynolds, send them out, and then Kyle sends Cassidy in to forearm SMASH Silver!

Kyle runs up, he forearm SMASHES! Mark runs in to LARIAT! Feed to the kitchen sink knee and basement dropkick! Mark goes up, but Reynold SHOVES him down! The fans boo but Kyle gets Reynolds’ leg! DRAGON SCREW! Silver runs up to BOOT Kyle in the back! GERMAN SUPLEX! Cassidy runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl, but Silver stops the DDT! Silver suplexes, but gets a STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Uno returns, Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirl, POP-UP DDT for Silver! ORANGE- NO, Uno dodges! STOP! SLAP!! Then SOMETHING EVIL! Mark returns, he wrenches Uno and kicks! But Uno ducks the uppercut!

Mark and Uno grapple, Mark kicks and kicks then swings, but into a waistlock! Mark breaks free to PELE! Reynolds runs up, wrench and spin, ROLLING ELBOW! Mark rebounds, to LARIAT!! The fans are thunderous while all six men are down! A standing count begins, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Mark and Silver stir, both men rise up, and Silver fires a forearm! Silver puts Mark in a corner, grinds his forearm in, then CHOPS him! Silver bumps Mark off buckles, tags Reynolds, and Dark Order mugs Mark in the corner. The ref counts while Reynolds digs his boots in, but he lets off to tag Uno. Uno CHOPS Mark, brings him in, and tags Silver. They mug Mark now, and then Silver snapmares to KICK Mark down. Silver paces but Mark rises up! Mark fires forearms and CHOPS! Silver hits back, Mark fires more shots, but Silver gets the edge. Silver winds up, runs, but Mark ducks ‘n’ dodges! DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down!

Rampage returns to single picture as the fans fire up! The Dark Order and Conglomeration coach their guys, hot tags to Reynolds and Kyle! Kyle rallies on The Dark Order with strikes! He fires knees on Reynolds, then fires another strike fest! LEG SEWEP, and the fans fire up! Tag to Cassidy, and they KICK and “kick.” KICK! Kick. KICK! Kick! KICK! KICK! They keep on Reynolds, then wind up, DOUBLE PENALTY KICK! The fans fire up more, and Cassidy takes aim. But Silver drags Orange out! Reynolds ELBOSS Kyle, Uno BLASTS Mark! Reynolds DIVES onto Mark, Uno waistlocks Kyle. Kyle elbows free, runs up, but into a GAMANGIRI from Silver!

Silver CANNONBALLS Mark, then UPPERCUTS Kyle! Uno BOOTS and DDTS Kyle! Cassidy returns, Uno whips him into a corner! Silver GAMANGIRIS, then he and Reynold start up the Wombo Combo! ROLLING ELBOW, ENZIGIRI, STUNNER, GERMAN SUPLEX!! Jackknife bridge, KYLE BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but Reynolds TOSSES Kyle. The Dark Order coordinate, and they drag Cassidy up. They lift him, Silver runs, but Cassidy avoid the pendulum! Then he DOUBLE RANAS Reynolds & Uno! Kyle FLYING KNEES Uno! Hot tag to Mark and then Cassidy DIVES onto Reynolds! Mark WRECKS Silver with a dropkick!

The fans fire up as Cassidy tosses Mark the chair! Perfect catch, and the fans fire up! Mark sets the chair up, builds speed, and the Chicken FLIES onto The Dark Order! The fans fire up again as Conglomeration puts Reynolds in. AX & SMASH! ORANGE PUNCH!! Mark has Reynolds in the underhooks, JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall

A big win for #DemBoys, and now Cassidy is rolling towards Dynamite and his newest grudge match with Chris Jericho. Will Cassidy leave Jericho holding the bag? Or will Jericho finally beat Orange to a pulp?

 

Backstage interview with Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara and The Undisputed Kingdom.

Lexy Nair says Matt Taven & Mike Bennett asked for this time in order to talk with the ROH World Tag Team Champions in The Natural & The Spanish God. The floor is theirs. Bennett says hi, it’s so nice to see them somewhere not in Texas. Sammy says yeah, that’s true. Because the last time they all saw each other, it was All In, Wembley Stadium, and Team Texas beat The Kingdom’s ass. Oh, is that so? Because Taven remembers there being interference. Bennett remembers Kevin Von Erich constantly sticking his nose into their matches. Heck, ALL of Texas has been interfering in their matches! He’s surprised the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders didn’t show up!

Dustin says that would be kinda nice, actually. Taven says he’s just stick of seeing the two of them with those titles. Sammy is looking like Jim Carrey in The Mask. What was his name again? Bennett says it was Stanley Ipkiss. Yeah, Ipkiss! And then Dustin! Taven finally understands why Dustin paints his face. Taven would be ashamed, too, if he was acting like this. Dustin & Sammy have no honor! Actually, they should do this the one way they all know how! A Fight Without Honor! Because having no honor is the only tradition the Rhodes Family has- Dustin SLAPS Taven for that! Sammy holds Dustin back while Bennett helps Taven stand.

Sammy reminds them that this is DUSTIN RHODES, a living legend! Put respect on his name, because he’s earned it, unlike The Kingdom. Dustin tells Taven to never mention his family again, “you tick turd SOB!” For 36 LONG HARD YEARS, Dustin has done nothing but be honorable! He has been ripping, tearing, clawing his way through this sport, falling down 1000 times and failing his ass off, but then getting right back up and on the horse. Does Taven understand!? If Taven wants his shot at these titles, it’ll be in his home town of Springfield, Massachusetts next Saturday! And it won’t just be any match, it’ll be a BUNKHOUSE BRAWL!

Dustin is the King of the Bunkhouse! And if The Kingdom has any balls, then they’ll show up, and Dustin will rip their freakin’ eyeballs out!! The Kingdom gets their title match, but will getting the titles back cost them something in return?

 

Kamille VS Robyn Renegade!

Mercedes Mone’s Brickhouse has been a big help, but it is time for her to get hers. Will she start building a solid standing of her own? Or will she fail to stop this Renegade?

The bell rings and the two tie up. Kamille RAMS Robyn right to a corner, then fires off CHOPS and forearms! The ref counts, Kamille shifts to stomping a mudhole, but she stops at 4. The fans boo but Kamille brings Robyn up to whip. Robyn KICKS back, but that just annoys Kamille. She BOOTS Robyn down! Robyn flounders, Kamille drags her up, and Kamille scoops. Robyn fights free, Kamille hits buckles, then Robyn fires forearms! Robyn whips, Kamille reverses, but Robyn ducks and leaps, into Kamille’s arms! And then a BEARHUG! Robyn endures, Kamille CLUBS her and suplexes! The fans are torn as Kamille storms after Robyn.

Robyn flops out of the ring, but Kamille pursues. Kamille CLUBS Robyn, brings her up, and BEARHUGS again! The ref has a ring count going, but Kamille carries Robyn around, CLUBS her, then POSTS her! Robyn falls in a heap, but Kamille drags Robyn up. Kamille pushes Robyn in, storms after her, and runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Kamille hoists Robyn up top, climbs, but Robyn fires body shots! Robyn fires forearms, then HEADBUTTS! Kamille staggers back, Robyn CROSSBODIES! cover, ONE!! Kamille runs up but into an ELBOW! Robyn jumps on for a SLEEPER! Kamille RAMS Robyn into buckles! Kamille is free, then she scoops!

Kamille runs with Robyn, OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! But she’s not done there! The fans are torn as Kamille drags Robyn back up. Kamille reels Robyn in, hoists her up, DOMINATE-HER!! Cover, Kamille wins!

Winner: Kamille, by pinfall

The Brickhouse just dropped “The Truth” on Robyn, and The Truth hurts! But will everyone in the Women’s Division have to face The Truth that Kamille is the new alpha around here?

 

Christopher Daniels speaks.

“It’s no secret that I’ve had my problems with The Elite this past year. And ever since I became Interim EVP, I’ve done my best to offset The Elite abusing their power here in AEW. But I haven’t forgotten that I’m still a professional wrestler at heart. And now, Jack Perry has this Open Challenge for the TNT Championship. And I would never ask anybody in this locker room to fight a battle that I wasn’t prepared to fight myself. So let me put it to you plainly, Jack Perry. How about tomorrow night, you VS me for the TNT Championship? And lemme give you a little advice: You better pack a lunch, cuz I’m coming to kick your ass.”

The Fallen Angel is rising to the challenge! Will he turn The Scapegoat into the sacrifice he so badly wants to be? Or will Jack Perry still be the Face of TNT?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Kingdom VS BEEF w/ Anthony Henry!

The Savior of the Backbreaker has called Hook out over the FTW Championship, and Hook responded just the other night on Dynamite. That battle is coming, and Roddy is even talking trash on the way to the ring that he’ll be making an example of his opponent tonight. Will Roddy use Anthony Henry’s second-cousin-in-law to send a message to the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil?

Beef offers a handshake, Roddy refuses, and Beef remembers this is Rampage, not ROH. The bell rings and Beef circles with Roddy. They tie up, Roddy wrenches and wristlocks. Roddy slaps Beef around, lets off, and he soaks up heat in the corner. Henry coaches Beef, Beef and Roddy reset and circle. They tie up, Roddy waistlocks then headlocks. Beef powers up and out, then he runs Roddy over! The fans fire up for Beef, but Roddy kicks the leg! Roddy CHOPS and ROCKS Beef, then ROCKS him again. Beef ROCKS Roddy in return! And again, and again, and again! The fans fire up, and Beef whips, only for Roddy to reverse!

Beef cartwheels past Roddy to DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Beef, and he hopes Henry saw that. Roddy KNEES Beef low! Roddy fires forearms while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Roddy reels Beef in, but then Beef suplexes first! Roddy slips free, CLUBS Beef, then runs, into a HIP ATTACK! Beef says kiss this while Roddy tumbles out of the ring! The Kingdom check son Roddy, but Beef steps to the apron. Henry tells The Kingdom to back off, but Roddy gets up to ENZIGIRI Beef! And then APRON BACK SUPLEX! That’s a lot of Beef hitting the edge, and The Kingdom is all fired up! Henry tells them to back off, and he checks his second cousin by marriage. Roddy pushes Beef in, stomps him around, then CLUBS him. Beef staggers, Roddy CHOPS him! Beef staggers along the ropes, but Roddy CHOPS him again!

Roddy ROCKS Beef in a corner, Beef gets his guard up but Roddy pie faces him. Beef pushes Roddy, then fires haymakers! Beef kicks low, but Roddy drop toeholds to drop an elbow! Beef writhes, sits up, and Roddy CHOPS him! Roddy clamps onto a chinlock and he squeezes tight! Beef endures, fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Roddy staggers back, returns, but Beef NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Roddy ROCKS Beef and Beef falls hard into a corner! The Kingdom cheers, Beef shakes out the stars, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Roddy drags himself up with ropes on one end, Beef on the other. The fans rally up, Roddy storms up, but Beef ROCKS him first! And JABS! JABS! JABS! Beef keeps throwing hands, then winds up, to HAYMAKER! The fans fire up with Beef and he brings Roddy around. Underhook for the BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Roddy goes to a corner, Beef pumps up and runs in, LARIAT in the corner! Beef whips corner to corner, then LARIATS! Beef keeps moving, BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but the fans stay fired up for “BEEF! BEEF! BEEF!” Beef waits, CHOPS, and JABS!

Roddy goes to a corner, Beef CHOPS again! And ROCKS him again! Beef whips corner to corner, Roddy reverses, but Beef goes up and out! Beef hurries, blows through the lariat, but not the GAMANGIRI! Beef is stuck up top, Roddy goes up after him! Roddy brings Beef to the very tup, SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Beef survives and Lexington loves it! The Kingdom, however, does not. Roddy drags Beef up, reels him in, and fireman’s carries. Beef slips free, waistlocks, but Roddy bucks the O’Conner. Beef returns to SPLASH against ropes! The fans fire up, Henry even rallies, but then The Kingdom mugs Henry!

The fans boo as The Kingdom send Henry into railing! Beef still runs to CROSSBODY at the ropes! The #SloppySteak has been served, but Beef realizes what’s happening to his cousin! Beef runs up to CLOBBER The Kingdom! The fans fire up and Beef hurries back into the ring. Roddy STRONG KNEES him! Cover, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

The Kingdom used Beef’s family against him, and that is how Roddy comes away with the win. But if Roddy needed help eating up Beef, will he need all the help he can get when he and Hook battle it out?

 

The Righteous speak.

Ol’ Dutch says, “There’s always light after dark. You have to go through a dark place to find it, but it’s there waiting for you.” The image returns and Vincent says, “There’s a light in the AEW Tag Division. But for Vincent & Dutch, we’re that dimly lit candle that’s in the corner of the dark house. This might sound crazy to you, this might sound crazy to all of you, but the truth is, we’re all here because we’re not all there. You dig what I’m saying, man?” The Righteous sit down, and Dutch names The House of Black. Are the Righteous looking to light up The House? Or will Malakai, Brody & Buddy make sure even these two #FadeToBlack?

 

The Outcasts VS Allysin Kay & Marti Belle!

With Mariah May going on about her still-to-come glamorous championship celebration, and Mercedes Mone still holding onto two belts between two companies, it is anyone’s guess as to who gets their shots next. Will Saraya & Harley make sure they’re not on the outside looking in? Or will there be a Hex put on the AEW Women’s Division now that AK47 and The Voodoo Queen are here?

The teams sort out and Saraya starts against Marti. They tie up, and Marti fires off forearms! Marti puts Saraya in a corner, but Saraya bumps Marti off buckles from top to bottom! Saraya digs her boot in, stomps a mudhole, and lets off with a shout! The fans fire up, Saraya brings Marti up and ROCKS her. Saraya then backs off, distracts the ref, and that lets Harley thrash Marti around! Harley throws Marti down, Saraya sucker punches Allysin, and the ref has to hold Allysin back! Saraya gets to stomp away on Marti in that distraction, and then she bumps Marti off buckles. Tag to Harley, and she RAMS into Marti! And RAMS in again!

Harley digs her boot into Marti, then bumps Marti off buckles. Harley digs her boot in again, the ref counts, and Harley lets off. Harley runs up, Marti puts her on the apron, but Harley ROUNDHOUSES! Harley CLUBS Marti in the ropes, AX KICKS her, and then steps back in. Harley CHOKES Marti on ropes, the ref counts, but Harley lets off., Now Sararya gets cheap shots in! The fans are torn but Marti flops back. Harley tags Saraya, she tells fans to shut up, and she ROCKS Marti. Saraya whips Marti hard into railing, then she soaks up heat. The ref counts, Saraya drags Marti up and into the ring. Saraya drags Marti up and tags Harley back in.

Harley & Saraya mug Marti, and Harley digs her boot in. Harley lets off to run, roll, and come back. But Marti BOOTS Harley, ROCKS Saraya, but Harley drop toeholds! Harley grabs legs, but Marti BOOTS her away! Hot tag to AK! Allysin rallies on The Outcasts, FLAPJACK for Saraya! Allysin reels Harley in, but Saraya saves her from the Canadian Rack. Saraya then sucker punches Marti! Harley serves SOLE FOOD to Allysin, then she shrieks! Harley runs, Saraya tags, Harley SHINING WIZARDS! Harley covers but Saraya says sorry, she didn’t warn her. Saraya drags Allysin up, for the KNIGHT CAP! Cover, Outcasts win!

Winners: The Outcasts, by pinfall

Saraya smiles sweety but she’s a bit of a snake sniping her own teammate’s win. But one way or another, will these two be heading for championships? WAIT! A former champion is here in the form of Jamie Hayter! Hayter storms down to the ring, The Outcasts dare her, but then Saraya bails! Harley is all alone, and Hayter DECKS her! Saraya runs away into the night! Harley staggers back to her feet, again learning Hayter Hits Hard. Will Saraya make sure she never even gets within arm’s length of Hayter? Or is there no running from what’s coming?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

In The Conglomeration’s continued efforts of collaboration, they are teaming with the hit sensation, Hologram! They’re taking on an equally interesting combination of Tony Nese, Ariya Daivari and The Beast Mortos! Will Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly and the futuristic high-flyer be able to bring down The Premier Athletes and the menacing minotaur? Then, Wheeler Yuta returns one whole week after the incident at All Out. Will he be able to focus after witnessing the brutal betrayal of Blackpool Combat Club on Bryan Danielson? Or will Anthony Henry take advantage of a distraught Decoder?

Additionally, we’ll see the returning Yuka Sakazaki put herself to the test against Serena Deeb! Will The Wrestling Magical Girl show she’s at 100%? Plus, Queen Aminata and Robyn Renegade face off, both looking to rebound a bit in the rankings after recent defeats. And speaking of rebounds, Komander & Private Party were the victims of Jon Moxley and his new BCC, will they finally get their first Trios match together?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

With The Don Callis Family targeting The Elite’s gold, it was only natural to make a huge Six Man Tag match! Will Ospreay, Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita are going to face Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks, which side gains a major edge going into all the different title matches? Speaking The Don Callis Family…

 

Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Action Andretti w/ Lio Rush & Leila Grey!

All Out’s Continental Championship was a Fatal 4 Way, so the odds weren’t in The Alpha’s favor, but he still doesn’t like that he lost. Plus, Kazuchika Okada had to go and taunt Konosuke on Dynamite, so now he’s in a worse mood. Will Konosuke take all his anger out on Action Andretti? Or will this be a Sight to See on a Friday night?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. The two circle slowly, then tie up. Konosuke’s height gives him the advantage and he puts Action on ropes. The ref counts, Konosuke lets off but with a pie face. Action steps up to pie faces back! Konosuke swings, Action gets under and around to waistlock. Konosuke switches, Action drops but Konosuke stops the wheelbarrow to waistlock. Action counters the lift with an arm-drag! Action then wrenches, CHOPS, and knuckle locks. Action goes up and up an FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Konosuke comes back, dodges, but Action handsprings through the back drop! Action tilt-o-whirls to RANA, and DROPKICK!

Konosuke bails out, Action kips up, and he goes to the apron. Konosuke blocks a kick to YANK Action down! Konosuke drags Action up, and whips him hard into steel steps! Action writhes, Konosuke talks smack, and Konosuke drags Action up. Fans chant “One More Time! One More Time!” in reference to the steps. Konosuke ROCKS Action with forearm after forearm, then he whips Action back into the steps! The fans cheer that their request was fulfilled, and Konosuke drags Action back up. Konosuke brings Action up the steps, and shoves him into the ring at 5 of 10. Konosuke puts Action in a corner to ROCK him with a forearm.

Ref Aubrey Edwards reprimands, but Konosuke CHOPS Action! Konosuke hoists Action up top, climbs up after him, and the fans fire up. But Action fires body shots first! Konosuke CLAWS Action’s eyes, then goes up to the very top! The fans fire up for the SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Action just gets that arm up and Konosuke is annoyed, but Rampage goes picture in picture.

Konosuke looms over Action, but Action fires body shots! Konosuke BOOTS Action down! Konosuke drags Action up, puts him on ropes, and CHOKES him, then fishhooks him! Aubrey reprimands, Konosuke argues with her, but that just lets Callis get some shots in! He even CHOKES Action! Lio & Leila protests but Callis gets away with it. Konosuke drags Action up, snapmares, and then clamps on a chinlock. Konosuke grinds Action down, but Action endures and fights up. The fans rally as Action fires body shots! Action CHOPS, whips, but Konosuke reverses to ELBOW Action down! Konosuke paces while Leila & Lio are worried.

Konosuke drags Action up, bumps him off buckles, then goes up. Konosuke rains down fists! Konosuke stops at nine, shakes his head at the fans, and BITES Action’s forehead! Konosuke hops down, whips corner to corner, but Action goes up and around to sunset flip! TWO! Action goes up and up to CROSSBODY into Konosuke’s arms! BACKBREAKER! Konosuke brings Action around to whip and BOOT! Action checks his teeth, Konosuke pushes him to a cover, TWO! Konosuke is annoyed, but he stalks Action. Konosuke uses  his own wrist tape to CHOKE Action! The ref reprimands, counts, so Konosuke changes to a chinlock.

Action endures, even as Konosuke grinds him down. Konosuke shifts to have a motorcycle stretch but Action fights up. Action works to turn the hold, but Konosuke keeps it on tight. Action still fights, but Konosuke wrangles Action with a cording hold. Action keeps his shoulders up, fights around, and Rampage returns to single picture. Action fires body shots, but Konosuke CLAWS his face again! The ref reprimands, but Action blocks the Power Drive Knee! Action rises up, but Konosuke goes for the eyes again! Konosuke shoves Action, but Action BOOTS back! Action fires haymakers, bobs ‘n’ weaves, then ROCKS Konosuke!

Action whips, Konosuke reverses, but Action handsprings to back elbow! The fans fire up and Action watches Konosuke bail out. Action runs up to ENZIGIRI! Konosuke drops off the apron, and Action builds speed to handspring, somersault and SENTON! Action then whips, but Konosuke reverses. Action slides in, returns, and FLIES! Direct hit and Action lands on his feet! The fans fire up, Action gets Konosuke back in the ring. Action springboards, 450 but he has to roll through! Action mule kicks, CHOPS, but Konosuke ducks the kick to GERMAN SUPLEX! Konosuke runs, TAKESHITA LINE!! Cover, TWO!!

Leila & Lio coach Action up but Callis does the same with Konosuke. Konosuke vows to end this, and he drags Action up. Konosuke reels Action in, lifts, but Action fires hands! Action leans back, but Konosuke pops him back up! LAST- RANA!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke escapes, but Action SHOOTING- NO! Konosuke moves, rolls Action, but Action rolls through! Konosuke avoids the kick, avoids the moonsault, and avoids another shooting star! The fans fire up while both men are down! Konosuke wags his finger as he rises up, and the fans rally. Action goes to a corner, runs up, and he SHOTGUNS! But Konosuke doesn’t budge!

Konosuke swings, Action dodges, handsprings, but into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO?!? Konosuke is stunned, but Action survives! This is the same Action that beat Chris Jericho in his first AEW match, and he goes to a corner. Konosuke runs up, but Action dodges! Action comes back, into an ELBOW! Action falls, Konosuke goes up, but Action kips up to PELE! Action runs, jumps, and is right up top to SUPER STEINER! The fans fire up and Action springboards, into the ALPHA ELBOW!! Konosuke runs, POWER DRIVE KNEE!! Cover, but Konosuke lets Action up!? Konosuke wants to make this one hurt! Konosuke suplexes, for RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Konosuke wins!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

A message sent to everyone, but especially Okada! Will The Don Callis Family, working in chorus with Will Ospreay, be able to bring down The Elite? Or will The Rainmaker put out Konosuke’s Raging Fire before they ever go 1v1?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage here, maybe even great, because there was even good stuff in what should’ve been throwaway matches. I love that they gave Beef a great showing against Roderick Strong, and Beef really can do some stuff. His charisma is automatic, he’s shown character on ROH, and Henry even got fired up for Beef, a story beat that only matters to those who watch ROH, but it was still cool to see. But of course The Kingdom get involved in a roundabout way so that Roddy can win. You can bet that’ll happen when it’s Hook VS Roddy for the FTW Championship under FTW Rules, a remix of Hook VS Jericho.

Also, great promo from The Kingdom with Dustin & Sammy to set up not just an ROH World Tag Team Championship match, but a Bunkhouse Brawl! So great to have that stipulation back, the last one was during Empty Arena Era. Can’t wait to see how wild they get next Saturday. Very good promo from The Righteous, did not think they’d call out The House of Black, but if they also bring Lance Archer into this, that’s a great Six Man Tag. And great promo from Christopher Daniels to make the TNT Championship match with Jack Perry. Logically, The Bucks can now call Daniels a hypocrite for taking this Open Challenge for himself. But anyway, Jack will definitely retain, and he’ll add a big name to his list of wins.

Great Six Man Tag for The Conglomeration VS Dark Order, in which The Conglomeration of course won. That gives Cassidy momentum into his match with Jericho on Dynamite, and I suppose that’ll be some good stuff. But it feels like Jericho wins that to avenge his jacket and his Bentley, and pushes this to like Grand Slam or the Dynamite Anniversary Show. It could even be a Six Man Tag, and Bill turns on Jericho over the whole “you’re being used” line from Dynamite. Good match for Kamille that she of course would win, and that’s a great name for her finisher, because it is a phrase you can use in promos and things like my write-up.

Very good tag match from The Outcasts VS The Hex, but of course Saraya & Harley win. Speaking of Jericho’s “you’re being used” line, Saraya is of course using Harley, she let Harley take another shot from Hayter. Hayter VS Saraya is itself a Grand Slam or Anniversary Show level match, that’ll be a lot of fun. And of course, great stuff in the main event. Action got to look great, it’s been a minute since he looked this good in a singles match, but of course Konosuke won. Them making a Six Man Tag of Elite VS Don Callis Family for Dynamite is some interesting stuff. I was theorizing on Wednesday that they might already start planting seeds of Callis kicking Fletcher out of the group, and if Fletcher were to take the loss to The Elite, those seeds could be planted early.

My Score: 8.7/10

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