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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (8/17/24)

Who’s going All In?

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AEW will #FindTheReal Top Guys through a Collision!

Whether or not FTR meant to, they screwed The Acclaimed over on Dynamite. Will Caster & Bowens return the favor and take All In away from them? Or will Dax & Cash have another Wembley Moment with The Young Bucks?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Britt Baker VS Harley Cameron; Britt wins.
  • ROH World Tag Team Championships: The Kingdom VS Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara; Dustin & Sammy win and become the new ROH World Tag Team Champions.
  • Holo.grm VS Angelico w/ Serpentico; Holo.grm wins.
  • Jack Perry VS Danny Orion; Jack wins.
  • Claudio Castagnoli VS Lio Rush; Claudio wins.
  • Mariah May VS London Dior; Mariah wins.
  • AEW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Match: The Acclaimed VS FTR; Time Limit Draw, both teams will challenge for the titles at All In London.

PLAY BY PLAY

Britt Baker VS Harley Cameron!

Esports Stadium fires up for The DMD, and she’s looking to fire up before going All In with The CEO. Will Britt be red hot for Wembley Stadium? Or will Saraya’s sidekick cool Britt right off?

The bell rings and the fans rally up as Britt and Harley circle. They tie up, Harley wrenches to wristlock, but Britt slips around to wrench and arm-drag! Britt steps over, LA MAGISTROL, TWO! The two stand back up and the fans cheer. Britt and the fans spell it out, “D! M! D!” Britt and Harley circle, tie up, and Harley waistlocks. Harley then headlocks to hit a takeover, but the fans boo. Britt pushes Harley into headscissors, but Harley bridges, TWO! Britt sunset flips, TWO! Both women stand, Britt dodges Harley to kick low and snap suplex! Cover, TWO! Britt keeps her eyes on Harley, then brings her up for forearms.

Britt whips, Harley reverses and runs in, but Britt goes to the apron! Britt ROCKS Harley, but Harley BOOTS Britt in ropes! Harley puts the legs in ropes and she 619s the thigh! Britt flounders, Harley goes up and in to LARIAT! Cover, TWO! Britt is tougher than that but Harley CHOKES and THRASHES Britt around! The fans boo, the ref reprimands and Harley lets off. Harley bumps Britt off buckles, RAMS into her again and again, then digs her boots in! The ref counts, Harley lets off, and then Harley brings Britt around. Harley fires knees, then clinches to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, TWO! Harley is losing her cool as she shrieks in anger!

Harley drags Britt back up, but Britt ROCKS her! Harley fires back, then whips and runs in. Britt BOOTS back! Harley staggers, runs in, but into a BUCKLE SHOT! Britt and Harley fire forearms, but Harley shoves. Britt dodges to LARIAT! And NECKBREAKER! Britt reels Harley in, FISHERMAN SCREW! Cover, TWO! Harley survives but Britt keeps cool. Britt brings out the glove and the fans fire up! The glove is on, and she spells it out, “D! M! D!” But Harley throat chops! The ref reprimands but Harley serves up SOLE FOOD! Harley runs, SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO!! Britt survives and Harley is raging!

Harley drags Britt up but Britt fires a forearm! Harley fires back, hooks Britt up, but Britt stops the leg sweep! But Harley fights the fisherman! Harley wrenches, Britt stops Sole Food, then feints a kick to SWITCH KICK! But Harley ENZIGIRIS! Britt SUPERKICKS! Britt says Harley asked for this! Britt runs, but Harley follows! Britt dodges Harley to SLINGBLADE! And then a CURB STOMP! Cover, Britt wins!

Winner: Britt Baker, by pinfall

No Lockjaw needed, britt is ready to just kick some teeth out! But wait, here comes The CEO herself! Mercedes Mone struts out, her Brickhouse, Kamille, right behind her. Mone then sends her sidekick after Britt, but Britt finds a kendo stick! Britt takes a swing, but Kamille blocks, and snatches the stick! Kamille shoves Britt down, and then she BERAKS the stick over her knee! Britt still fires hands! Kamille shoves and BOOTS Britt! Talk about kicking teeth out! Mone says keep going, and Kamille DECKS Britt! The fans boo, but Kamille fireman’s carries Britt, marches around the outside, and then goes up the steel steps and into the ring.

Mone smiles as Kamille puts Britt up top, then lifts Britt with a Canadian Rack! DOMINATE-HER!! Mone joins Kamille in the ring to stand over Britt, and stand on her! Will this be the scene at All In? Or will Britt ruin Mone’s moment by becoming the NEW Face of TBS?

 

BREAKING NEWS for All In 2025!

Next year, on Saturday, July 12th, AEW is going to hold their biggest show on GlobeLife Field, the home of the Texas Rangers! If everything is bigger in Texas, then will AEW All In Texas be once in a lifetime?

 

ROH World Tag Team Championships: The Kingdom VS Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara!

Given the vicious beating that happened just last Thursday night, naturally this match was happening! Matt Taven & Mike Bennett had the advantage when it was 8v4, but will they make it out of Esports Stadium when its 2v2? Or will they be on the bad side of a Texas two-step from these true Texas heroes?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see just who is undisputed!

The teams sort out and Bennett starts against Dustin. They circle, feel things out, and the fans rally up. They tie up, Bennett puts Dustin in the corner, but Dustin fires hands on Bennett and even Taven! Bennett kicks low, stomps, but Dustin dodges the chop to CHOP, and CHOP again! The fans “WOO~!” and Dustin whips. Bennett reverses but Dustin says “Not Today!” Well Bennett steps back to avoid the uppercut, and he SUPERKICKS! Bennett takes a deep breath, then ROCKS Dustin to a corner. Bennett stomps and CHOPS, then tags Taven. The Kingdom double whip, but Dustin UPPERCUTS after all!

Dustin dodges Taven, comes back, and again, “Not Today!” UPPERCUTS! Tag to Sammy, he goes up and DOUBLE CROSSBODIES! The fans are fired up as Sammy LARIATS Bennett up and out! Sammy whips Taven, hurdles then flips over to DROPKICK! And kips up so smooth! The fans cheer as Sammy takes a bow, then he DIVES! Down goes Bennett, but Sammy keeps going! Sammy builds speed to FLY onto Taven! The fans fire up and Sammy high-fives the front row. Sammy goes back to the ring and he sees The Kingdom regroup. Sammy fakes them out with a springboards, then spins back to pose!

The Kingdom gets in but Dustin BLASTS them! Dustin does a spinarooni, and he poses next to Sammy! Taven returns, but he get s a DOUBLE FLAPJACIK! Sammy covers, but Bennett drags him out! Bennett whips, Sammy reverses and Bennett hits railing! Sammy CHOPS Bennett, whips him again, but Bennett rebounds off ropes! Sammy dodges to SUPERKICK! Taven WRECKS Sammy with a dropkick! Dustin grabs Taven by his hair, but the ref reprimands. Dustin lets go, Taven sputters, but Bennet CHOKES Sammy during the chaos! Taven goes out to drag Sammy up, and RAMS him into steel steps!

The fans boo The Kingdom, and Dustin checks on Sammy, while Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref reprimands everyone and they all back up. Taven fetches Sammy into the ring, brings him up at the ropes, and he CHOKES Sammy! The ref counts, Taven lets off at 4, but Bennett gets a cheap shot in! Taven goes out to fetch Sammy again, then he tags Bennett. The Kingdom hold a leg and dropkick it! Cover, TWO! Bennett clamps onto Sammy with a chinlock and grinds him down. Sammy endures, fights around, and stands up to throw body shots. Sammy then ROCKS Bennett, CHOPS him, and runs, into a DROPKICK! Bennett flexes, soaks up the heat, and again takes a deep breath.

Bennett stomps Sammy, tags Taven, and Taven stomps Sammy! Taven digs his boot into Sammy’s face, the ref counts, and Taven lets off. Sammy goes to ropes, Taven brings him around and suplexes high and hard! Cover, TWO! Taven is frustrated but he tags Bennett back in. The Kingdom get Sammy up, then Bennett sucker punches Dustin! But Sammy KNEES Taven! Sammy dodges Bennett, rolls him up, but the ref is busy with an angry Dustin! Taven CLOBBERS Sammy, then drags him up. The Kingdom RAM Sammy into their corner, Taven BLASTS Dustin, and Bennett hooks Sammy up.

Collision returns, for the PROTON PACK!! Cover, TWO!! Sammy survives and the fans fire up! The Kingdom is frustrated again and tell the fans to shut up. Bennett scuffs Sammy but the fans rally up. Bennett drags Sammy up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS again! Bennett snapmares Sammy, runs and basement DROPKICKS! Cover, ONE!! Sammy tries to reach Dustin but Bennett drops an elbow! Tag to Taven and Taven climbs! Bennett hits a BRAINBUSTER, then Taven talks smack on Dustin. The ref stops Dustin, but Sammy goes up after Taven! SUPER SPANISH FLY!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down!

Sammy and Taven crawl, but Bennett jumps in to drag Sammy back! The ref reprimands, but Sammy ENZIGIRIS! Hot tag to Dustin! The Natural rallies on The Kingdom with LARIAT after LARIAT! Whip for Bennett, Bennett reverses but Dustin again says not today! UPPERCUT! Atomic drop! And then a BOOT, to a BULLDOG! Bennett sputters away, Taven returns, but into a SNAP POERSLAM! Bennett tries, but he gest a SNAP POWERSLAM! Dustin runs up on Taven, DESTROYER!! Taven flounders to a corner and the fans are thunderous! Dustin puts Taven’s legs in the ropes, and the fans fire up again!

Bennett runs in, but Dustin sends him into Taven’s kingdom! The fans fire up, the ref reprimands Bennett, and Dustin gives Taven SHATTERED DREAMS!! Dustin drags Taven out, for the CROSS RHODES!! Cover, Bennett breaks it! The fans boo but Sammy hurries in! Sammy whips, Bennett reverses and SPINEBUSTERS! But Dustin gives Bennett the CROSS RHODES! The fans are thunderous again as Dustin looks to Taven. But wait! Roderick Strong & Beast Mortos are here!? Mortos distracts the ref so Roddy can SICK KICK Dustin!! The fans boo but Taven covers, TWO?!? Dustin survives and Taven is losing his mind!!

Taven shouts to Roddy, Roddy hurries to get a chair! Roddy flounders with it, but here comes Marshall & Ross, The Von Erich boys! The Von Erichs go after Roddy and Mortos with IRON CLAWS!! The fans are electric as Team Texas teaches The Kingdom a lesson! The ref reprimands, they need to go! But wait, Brian Cage & The Gates of Agony are here! This is starting to look like Thursday night! Cage, Kaun & Liona beat down Marshall & Ross, and the fans boo again! Ross is sent into railing, but wait! The Conglomeration is here! Mark Briscoe, Tomohiro Ishii & Kyle O’Reilly Brawl with everyone else! It’s madness at ringside!

The ref reprimands all however many people this is now, but in the ring, Taven has Dustin in a cradle! TWO!!! Dustin escapes, Taven is livid, but he tags in Bennett! The Kingdom drags Dustin up, they reel him in, but Sammy CLUBS Taven! The fans fire up as Sammy gives Taven a SUPER CUTTER!! Dustin back drops Bennett away! Then Dustin brings Bennett in, for the FINAL RECKONING!! Sammy is up top, for a SWANTON BOMB!! Cover, TEAM TEXAS WINS!!!

Winners: Dustin Rhodes & Sammy Guevara, by pinfall (NEW ROH World Tag Team Champions)

They pull it off! They take these titles off The Kingdom, and now Team Texas is completely golden! The fans cheer “You Deserve It!” as Dustin is a Natural Double Champion! Is this only the beginning of Dustin, Sammy & The Von Erichs taking over all of ROH?

 

Backstage interview with Chris Jericho.

Renee Paquette is with The Learning Tree and says we are just 8 DAYS away from All In London, where Jericho puts his FTW Championship on the line against Hook. However, there is the stop over in Cardiff, Wales, for the first-ever Dynamite in Wales, and Jericho takes on The Dynamite Kid, Tommy Billington. Jericho says, “Hi, guys~! You’re right, Renee. It’s gonna be a busy week for The Learning Tree. Hook returning with a vengeance, with one eye. Hook, like I said on Dynamite last week, you’re pretty stupid to wanna challenge The Learning Tree after I blinded you. Maybe I’ll blind you in the other eye as well, Hook.”

Because as Jericho has said, this is Hook’s LAST chance to get the For The World Championship away from Jericho. It’s not gonna happen. And when Jericho beats Hook, Hook steps out of the vortex forever! He is banned! As far as the new Dynamite Kid, he reminds Jericho of Hook: Entitled! Tommy’s done a lot of great things in his young career, so congratulations. But when Jericho found out that his Hook match was official, Jericho wanted a warm-up. Jericho wanted to take on one of the UK’s best and hottest prospects, and that’s Tommy. But y’know what? Jericho knew the original Dynamite Kid! And Jericho will tell ya this: he wouldn’t like Tommy.

Why? Because Tommy hasn’t been properly trained, and hasn’t been properly brought up in the business. Jericho trained in The Hart Dungeon! Jericho’s face was ground into a dirty mat over and over again. Jericho wasn’t on TV for years when he started, and yet here Tommy is, facing The Learning Tree on AEW Dynamite! Jericho is a modern day Stu Hart, and he will teach Tommy quite a few lessons in violence, right in front of Tommy’s people in the UK! Jericho tears Tommy apart branch by branch! See what he did there? Heh heh. Tommy, on AEW Dynamite in Cardiff, The Dynamite Kid is gonna be Dynamite done! Thanks, guys~!

Renee thanks Jericho for his time, and he asks if she likes the yellow jacket. She says it’s very yellow. Yes it is. But will Jericho be eating his words when he takes on Tommy next Wednesday?

 

Holo.grm VS Angelico w/ Serpentico!

The cybernetic super luchador is undefeated in both tag and singles since coming to AEW, and he doesn’t look to be slowing down any time soon! Will he make it 5-0 in the Esports Stadium finale? Or can the South African Stud use his own unique style to harsh the vibes?

The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. The two tie up, Angelico wrenches to a wristlock, but Hologram rolls, handsprings, and steps over to wrench and wristlock. Angelico spins, slips around, spins Hologram to wrench and arm-drag! The fans cheer, Hologram takes a swing but Angelico blocks the haymaker to wrench. Angelico has a motorcycle stretch, but Hologram fights it! The fans rally, Hologram turns things, but Angelico spins things back onto Hologram. Hologram headstands and reaches up to headscissor! Hologram spins to THROW Angelico! The fans fire up, Angelico storms up, but Hologram sweeps! Cover, ONE!

Angelico sweeps, covers, ONE as Hologram goes Matrix! The fans cheer, but Angelico spins and gives us a Bernie Lean! the fans cheer, Hologram hops the sweep, but Angelico grabs a leg, only for Hologram to leg-drag?! Hologram then DROPKICKS and Angelico tumbles out! The fans fire up and Hologram builds speed, to DIVE! Direct hit at the ramp and with some yards after catch! The fans fire up with Hologram while Collision goes picture in picture.

Hologram drags Angelico up, puts him in the ring, then hurries to cover, TWO! Angelico stays in this but Hologram stays cool. Hologram drags Angelico up, whips, but Angelico reverses. Hologram sunset flips, but Angelico stays up to DOUBLE STOMP! Hologram sputters to a corner while Angelico catches his own breath. Angelico drags Hologram up, bumps him off buckles, and Hologram flops down in a corner. Angelico soaks up cheers and jeers, then drags Hologram to a cover. TWO, but Angelico has a cording hold. Hologram endures as Angelico pulls on the arm. Hologram fights up, and he fires body shots!

Angelico knees low, then steps over to trap an arm. Angelico sits down into the modified CAMEL CLUTCH, and Collision goes to break!

Collision returns and Angelico brings Hologram up to whip to a corner. Angelico runs in but Hologram goes up and over! Hologram runs in, Angelico dodges, but Hologram goes Spider-Man in the ropes! Hologram then goes through the corner, up and over and around again, then GAMANGIRIS! The fans fire up and Hologram goes up, up and FLYING RANA! The fans fire up again and Hologram hurries back to the corner! Hologram goes up and out to the apron, and the fans cheer as he springboards in again! FLYING- NO, Angelico stops the DDT, only for Hologram to SATELLITE DDT! Cover, TWO!! Angelico survives but both men are down!

Serpentico rallies the fans, and both Hologram and Angelico rise. Hologram fireman’s carries, and he WASTELAND SLAMS with some stank! The fans fire up as Hologram climbs again! 450- NO, Hologram rolls out as Angelico moves! Hologram voids the sweep but not the EDDY GORDO KCIK! And then a BIG back suplex! LA MAGISTROL! TWO!! Hologram escapes with moments to spare! The fans rally up, Angelico drags Hologram to his feet. Angelico whips, Hologram reverses and SOBATS! Hologram runs up, hops up and stands on Angelico’s back! Then he drops down into a SPIKE-RANA! Cover, TWO and Angelico sunset flips! TWO and Hologram sits on it, TWO!!

Angelico sunset flips, TWO!! Hologram runs up, sunset flips again, but he avoids the double stomps! Roll up, TWO, but into a LA- NO, Angelico rolls Hologram to LA MAGIST- STUFFED! TWO!! Angelico escapes, the fans are thunderous, and Hologram victory rolls, but Angelico rolls it more! TWO, and Hologram stands Angelico up to hook and ghost pin! HOLOGRAM WINS!!

Winner: Holo.grm, by pinfall

Angelico is stunned, he just lost to a mat wrestling move! Is there nothing Hologram can’t do? Is there nothing Hologram won’t win in his bright future here?

 

Jack Perry VS Danny Orion!

The Scapegoat has raised the stakes at All In, making his TNT Championship match with Darby Allin a Casket Match! Will Jack show Darby you have to be ready to die to become the Face of TNT? Or is he overlooking the opponent right in front of him?

The bell rings, Orion fires up and so do the fans! Jack is not amused, and he kicks Orion low! Jack LARIATS in the corner, CHOPS him, then ROCKS him and CHOPS him again! Jack KNEES low, CLUBS Orion again and again, then brings him around. Jack runs, to hit the COMEBACKER! The fans boo but Jack doesn’t care. Jack aims from the corner, Orion sits up, into the SACRIFICE KNEE! Cover, Jack wins!

Winner: Jack Perry, by pinfall

The fans boo but again, Jack doesn’t care. He’s in a fighting mood all because of Darby Allin. In fact, he doesn’t seem to be done with Danny! Jack brings out a mysterious bag, and a few other items. Jack brings a big green body bag! Then he uses white spray paint to make Orion look more like Darby! The fans boo but Jack drags Orion into the bag! This is of course all a message being sent to Darby as Jack zips Orion up. Jack even SPITS on the TNT Championship, and puts it in the bag!? Then what is that in the black velvet bag? Oh of course, it’s a new belt, a DARK TNT Championship!

It seems Jack Perry is burying the TNT Championship’s past right next to where he left “Jungle Boy,” but will he do the same to Darby Allin at All In? Or will the title’s makeover be for naught when there’s a NEW Face of TNT?

 

AEW hears from The House of Black and The Bang Bang Gang.

Malakai steps forward and asks, “Members of the House of Black, please rise.” Brody King says, “For months, the path to reclaiming the Trios Championships was in the palm of our hands.” Buddy Matthews says, “Until a man, that has everyone turning a blind eye, took it away.” Juice Robinson tells Christian Cage that The Patriarchy’s been screwing the BBG six ways to Sunday for months now. The House says, “Those who have power… Only have it… Because others think they do.” Austin Gunn says Christian injured Jay White, which led to Christopher Daniels stripping BBG of the belts.

Juice says then, in the big redemption match, “that hellacious hellcat,” Shayna Wayne, sprayed Juice in the eyes! Brody says Wembley was meant to be The House’s opportunity to stand at the top of the Trios Division ladder. Austin says the cherry on top was taking the Bang Bang Gang’s Wembley Moment. Malakai says it is ironic that Christian already brought in the chairs. Juice says eventually, Christiaan’s gonna run outta places to hide. He’ll run out of rules to break, and he’ll run out of matches to ruin. Buddy says The House Always Wins. And if you’re not done with that, BBG has two words for ya: GUNS UP!

Brody asks if Christian’s starting to feel nostalgic. Then does that mean these two teams are about to turn the tables on Captain Charisma?

Christopher Daniels finishes watching that.

The Fallen Angel says for the past few weeks, Christian Cage has done everything he can to clear the field of all contenders. But Daniels assures us that going into All In, Christian will not have an easy road. Because The Patriarchy WILL defend their titles against The Bang Bang Gang, The House of Black, and another trio, which will be determined in a Wild Card match at Cardiff Collision just next Saturday. Then all four trios will battle it out for the AEW World Trios Championships… in a LONDON LADDERS MATCH! The stakes have been raised, but who will rise above to rest to truly be the best trio in the world?

 

Claudio Castagnoli VS Lio Rush!

Speaking of Cardiff, The Swiss Superman is ready to return to Wales to take on The Rainmaker for the Continental Championship! However, he must first battle The Bad Child, who himself is hoping to make himself The Man of the Hour. Will Lio ruin a bit of Claudio’s momentum? Or is there no stopping Claudio this close to his golden opportunity?

The bell rings and the fans duel, but the “LIO! LIO!” seems pretty strong over the “CLAUDIO!” chants. The two circle, and then they feel things out. Lio spins, gets around, and runs. Lio redirects, wheelbarrows, but Claudio stops the arm-drag! Claudio YANKS Lio up, but LIo ducks ‘n’ dodges and tilt-o-whirls, but Claudio stops the DDT! Claudio powers up to gut wrench Lio, and the fans fire up as Claudio THROWS Lio! Lio lands on his feet to STUNNER! Victory roll, ONE!! Claudio BOOTS Lio down! The fans fire up while Lio flounders to a corner. Claudio storms up, but Lio BOOTS him!

Lio goes up, leaps, but into Claudio’s arms, for a BACKBREAKER! The fans cheer, Claudio drags Lio up again, and scoops for another BACKBREAKER! Claudio keeps on Lio in a backbreaker rack, but Lio endures. The fans rally, then he slips through to fire forearms! Claudio gets around to IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Shoutout to The Fella, then Claudio clamps on a chinlock. The fans duel as Lio endures. Lio fights up, but Claudio whips. Lio avoids the boot, then runs up to sunset flip, right as Collision goes picture in picture!

Claudio stays up to drag Lio right up, but Lio does his best to sunset flip again! He completes the roll, highs tacks, TWO! Claudio storms up to UPPERCUT Lio to a corner! Claudio whips corner to corner hard, and Lio tumbles up, out and to the floor! Claudio catches his breath while Lio writhes. Lio drags himself up and in, but Claudio is on him with a forearm! Claudio stomps Lio in a corner, lets off as the ref counts, and then comes back to drag Lio up. Claudio whips corner to corner, Lio slides to a stop, and then leaps, but into Claudio’s arms! Claudio pops Lio up, and spins his way into the GIANT SWING!

Claudio goes around and around with Lio as the fans fire up! Claudio stops at TEN to TOSS Lio away! Lio sputters and the fans cheer more. Lio stands, storms up on Claudio, but he’s so dizzy, he goes off to the left! Claudio drags Lio back in, for another GIANT SWING! Lio goes around again and again for five before Claudio TOSSES him. The ref checks Lio, but Lio says he can still fight. Lio sits up, Claudio drags him back and the fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” So Claudio GIANT SWINGS again!! This time, Claudio goes for four before he TOSSES Lio! Claudio fires up as Collision returns to single picture!

Lio staggers up, Claudio runs in at the corner, but Lio dodges! Claudio hits buckles, Lio goes up and up and FLYING- NO, Claudio stops the Poison-Rana to swing Lio up, around, but Lio RAN- NO! Claudio stops even the regular rana! Lio kicks free, no more swinging! Lio DUMPS Claudio out, then HANDSPRING KICKS him! Claudio is dizzy now, but Lio runs up again! HANDSPRING KICK and down goes Claudio! The fans rally and duel as Lio builds speed, to DIVE! But Claudio catches Lio again! And he TOSSES Lio, but Lio lands on the apron, to FLYING RANA! Claudio staggers up, Lio runs in, but Claudio TOSSES him into the crowd!

The fans fire up as Lio tumbles right by them! Claudio then goes to the ring, letting the count handle this. Lio flounders up, finds his way back to the railing, but we’re at 8 of 10! Lio hurries, and he slides in safe at 9.9!! Claudio just runs up to UPPERCUT! Lio flounders, Claudio covers, TWO! Lio stays in this and the fans fire up again! The fans cheer on “A E DUB!” for making this happen. Claudio drags Lio up, to UPPERCUT again and again, and then he reels Lio in! Claudio checks his neck, Gotch Holds, but Lio slips under! Lio goes to backslide but Claudio fights it! Claudio swings, Lio fires off fast hands! Roll up, TWO!!

Claudio stands, into the BASEMENT ENZIGIRI! Lio hurries up top while Claudio is down! FINAL- NO, Lio has to roll through the splash! POP-UP UPPERCUT!! Cover, Claudio wins!

Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall

After a fast paced, hard hitting thrill ride, Claudio is rolling into his showdown with Okada! But will Claudio be getting THE Rainmaker that has won the G1 Climax four times? Or will he just get the uncaring, unserious jokester who’s been hanging with The Elite?

 

Stokely Hathaway & Kris Statlander speak.

Big Stoke says, “We have something to say! Willow Nightingale-” Kris says, “Classic Willow Nightingale, thinking that she’s better than us, going over our heads, and getting Tony Khan to get Tomohiro Ishii in this tag match at Wembley.” Stokely nods, and Kris reviews. Is Ishii scary? Yes. Is Ishii tough? Yes! Is Ishii crazy? Yes! But do you know who is all of that and more? Kris Statlander! And she has Big Stoke by her side! Y-yeah she does… And even though Ishii hurts just about everyone he gets in the ring with, that’s not gonna happen. Kris Stat handles business! Tell ’em, Stokely! Y-Yeah! Cuz Stokely can speak to TK, too!

And guess what? TK says that whoever wins gets to pick the stipulation for All Out, Willow VS Kris for the CMLL Women’s World Championship! And you heard Kris! Stoke gonna kick Ishii’s ass! Stoke’s the Pitbull around here! Stoke tries to bark but his voice cracks a bit. Kris promises Willow that the end is near, but is it going to be the end of Stokely first?

 

Eddie Kingston speaks.

The Mad King is at home, on the couch, leg still in a brace. He says hello, boys and girls, just relax. He’s not here to give us an update, a rara, “I’m coming back!” type thing. No, he’s still messed up, with a long road to go, but he’ll get doing it. But there is something he’s been noticing on Dynamite lately. And that is Bryan Danielson. Which Bryan are we seeing here? This ain’t the Bryan that used to beat Eddie up. This ain’t the Bryan that had one of the greatest matches Eddie’s ever seen, Bryan Danielson VS KENTA in ROH. This Bryan we’re seeing is disrespectful to the sport. This Bryan is going to get beat at All In!

Because this Bryan doesn’t have the fire anymore. Why is Bryan doing this? Why is he even taking the match if this is not who he is anymore? Is Bryan going to step up? Is he going to write his last love song to pro-wrestling at All In? Or is he going in there to lose because he “ain’t got it” anymore? That’s something Bryan needs to figure out. Because if not, then what’s the point? The Mad King is putting The American Dragon on notice, will this be the thing that makes Bryan an AEW World Champion? Or is this motivation a little too late to save Bryan’s legacy?

 

Mariah May VS ???

The Glamour shared her thoughts on her match with Toni Storm last week, and this last week before All In is just a formality to her. Will nothing stop Mariah from making it May Day every day?

OH! Mariah SHOTGUSN her opponent right as she steps in the ring! The bell rings, Mariah stomps away, but the ref counts. Mariah lets off at 4, goes to the far corner to have her “close up” a la the Leading Lady, then she hits some SWEET HIP MUSIC! Mariah drags London Dior up to her feet, reels her in, STORM ZERO!! Cover, Mariah wins!

Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall

Mariah smiles as she has the spotlight, but then the lights go out! “Timeless Toni Storm presents… My FINAL Gift.” Toni, sporting a new, darker look, says, “I told the doctor, ‘I’m depressed. Every day is death. My heart is shattered, I don’t know how I can go on.’ The doctor said, ‘The treatment is simple. The great clown, Pagliacci, is in town tonight, go and see him. That’ll make you happy.’ ‘But doctor,’ I replied, ‘F PAGLIACCI!!'” Toni throws off the dark haired wig to reveal her blond waves, and shouts, “He should pay to see ME!”

Toni tells Mariah May, Toni’s final gift to her will be the grandest Toni Storm of them all! The strongest chin, the toughest tits, and the stiffest shoe you have ever seen! London will lay at their feet! Big Ben will be timeless! And the rivers will turn red with Mariah’s blood as she forever regrets the day she turned on the woman who loved her! Wembley is waiting, let’s give them a show! The fans cheer Toni’s preview but Mariah is furious! So Mariah takes the white high heel, and she HAMMERS away on London Dior! This London lays at Mariah’s feet, but will The Glamour gore the Whore We All Adore once and for all?

 

AEW World Tag Team Championship #1 Contenders Match: The Acclaimed VS FTR!

While The Young Bucks were trying to screw over Max Caster & Anthony Bowens on Dynamite, it was Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler getting involved that did screw The Acclaimed! But the solution was for these two teams to battle it out, the winners going to All In against Matthew & Nicholas! Will The Best Wrestler Alive & The Five Tool Player get even with one team to go back after the other? Or will the Top Guys #FinishTheirRedemption and revisit the first All In London one year later?

Before the match, The Acclaimed speak backstage. Caster tells FTR that those letters stand for “Forget Those Rednecks.” FTR’s legacy is not about this sport, but about their paychecks! Caster lays to rest the two that claim to be the best! Acclaimed beats you so bad, TK pays you less! Platinum Max, breakin’ necks! Turn them into laughing stocks, they’ll have to change address. Make them look so unattractive, they’ll have to go pray for sex! Acclaimed should be the champs, but FTR had to get in their biz-i-ness. Acclaimed put FTR underground in Texas like some immigrants!

FTR, you wanna say Caster making raps makes him unserious? Caster will prove that FTR needs tampons cuz they’ve got periods! Caster congratulates them both for reaching womanhood. Hairy chicks ain’t his thing, but they’re looking good. In Acclaimed, Caster’s the crazy one. Him, Bowens & Billy, they’re on a crazy run. Acclaimed forces FTR to say they won, and then Acclaimed gets those belts back at the stadium! Daddy Ass adds that when you call down the thunder, you get it! Bowens says FTR is finally going to NUT UP OR SHUT UP! The boys head out, but will they book their tickets to Wembley at FTR’s expense?

The teams sort out, the fans duel, Dax the Ax starts against Bowens the Scissor King. They circle, the fans duel harder, and the two tie up. They’re in a deadlock, but Bowens puts Dax in a corner. The ref counts, Bowens and Dax get out of the corner to still go collar ‘n’ elbow. They break, and the fans cheer this opening exchange. Dax and Bowens reset, tie up, and Bowens wrenches an arm. Bowens hammerlocks, but Dax slips around to hammerlock, headlock, but Bowens powers out. Dax RUNS Bowens over! Bowens gets up in a huff while the fans are torn. Bowens and Dax reset again, feel things out, and knuckle lock.

Dax headlocks, Bowens powers up and out, but Dax runs Bowens over! Things keep moving, Dax snatches Bowens to a cradle, TWO! The fans cheer and Dax tags in Cash. Bowens tags Cash, and these two circle now. They tie up, Cash headlocks, then hits a takeover. Caster headscissors, but Cash kips free and hits another headlock takeover. Caster headscissors again, Cash kips free again, but now Caster hits a headlock takeover. The fans are torn but Cash fights up and powers out. Cash drops down, drops down again, then RUNS Caster over! The fans are torn again while Cash throws up his own take on the scissor fingers.

Cash offers a hand to help Caster up but Caster refuses. They reset, circle, feel things knuckle locks out, but Cash blocks the kick! Cash reels Caster in to headlock, but Caster powers up and out. Cash runs Caster over, hits another takeover, and he grinds Caster down. Caster endures, fights up, and powers Cash to the corner. Tag to Bowens but Cash gets away. The fans rally as the two tie up, and Bowens wrenches to a wristlock. Cash reaches out, Dax tags in! Dax wrenches Bowens, hammerlocks, but Bowens slips around and snapmares to then roll and cradle, ONE!! Bowens headlocks for a takeover, and the fans cheer.

Dax endures, fights up, and he powers Bowens to a corner. The ref counts, Dax lets off slowly, but then he body shots low! And CHOPS! Bowens fires forearms on Dax, then CHOSP! And CHOPS! Bowens climbs, and the fans fire up as he rains down fists! But Dax stops him at five! Dax carries Bowens out but Bowens slips free, and he ROCKS Dax! Cash runs up, Bowens DECKS him! Dax is up but Caster DROPKICKS him! Caster DROPKICKS Cash, too! Acclaimed whip FTR to STEREO BACK DROP! Then Acclaimed STEREO LARIAT FTR up and out! The fans are all fired up, and Acclaimed egg FTR on.

The fans sing “OH~ Scissor Me, Daddy~!” Caster steps out to tag back in, he and Dax tie up. Dax puts Caster in the corner but Caster fires hands on him and Cash! Caster lifts Dax but Cash tags in before the atomic drop! Caster CLUBS Cash, storms out after Dax, and Dax leads him on cat ‘n’ mouse! Caster dodges Dax but Cash LARIATS! The fans are torn as FTR flexes and mock the scissors, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Cash brings Caster up to CHOP! Caster sputters, Cash CHOPS him against the apron! Cash brings Caster around again, but Caster RAMS Cash into the apron! Caster CHOPS, then puts Cash in. Cash CLUBS Caster on the return! Cash stomps away on Caster, then snapmares him for a basement LARIAT! Cash wraps Caster in a chinlock, but Caster endures the squeeze. Caster fights up as fans rally, and he fires body shots! Cash throws Caster back down and grinds him into the mat! Caster endures, fights up, and he powers his way forward! Cash digs in his heels, but Caster THROWS Cash away! But Cash just tags Dax!

Caster hurries but Dax CLOBBERS him! Dax pushes Caster around, drags him up, and tags Cash. FTR whips to drop toehold and ELBOW DROP! Cash clamps onto Caster, rains down fists, then clamps on a chinlock again as Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and Caster fights up, shifts around, and hits a BIG back suplex on Cash! The fans fire up while both men crawl! Dax tags in, but Caster dodges him! Dax hits buckles, FTR sputters as they pursue, but Caster hot tags Bowens! Bowens rallies on FTR! LARIAT for Dax! HAYAMKER for Cash! CHOP for Dax! ROLLING ELBOW for Cash! Dax whips, Bowens reverses to CHOP, KNEE, CLUB and SWEEP, then SHINING WIZARD! Cover, TWO! Dax survives Rock Paper Scissors 2.0, but the fans still rally and duel. Bowens waits on Dax, then he gives him a kick, KICK and FAMOUS- NO, Dax slips under!

Dax waistlocks, Bowens switches, spins, but Dax gets aroudn again! GERMAN SUPLEX! Dax holds on, to GERMAN SUPLEX again! And GERMAN SUPLEX again! Dax holds on, Bowens switches, but Cash saves Dax! Dax elbows free, tags Cash, and FTR double whip. Bowens ducks the double lariats, Caster trips Dax and Bowens rolls Cash! TWO!! Cash escapes but Bowens avoids a lariat! Cash wheelbarrows to victory roll, TWO! Cash headlocks, Bowens powers up and Caster tags in as Bowens powers out! Cash still CLOBBERS Caster first! But Bowens waistlocks Cash, only for Cash to elbow free! Bowens bails out, Cash isn’t sure where Dax went!

Cash calls for Dax, Dax rises, and FTR regroups in the ring. Dax reels Caster in, Cash goes up, but Caster fights the lift! Caster back drops Dax away, Cash still leaps, into a BODY BLOW! Caster pushes Dax out, he goes for Cash. Cash RAMS into Caster, then climbs up! But Caster throat chops! Caster climbs, the fans fire up, and Caster SUPERPLEXES! Roll through, and Bowens goes up! CROSSBODY SUPLEX COMBO!! Cover, TWO!! Cash survives and Acclaimed can’t believe it! The fans continue to duel, but then they all cheer “A E DUB! A E DUB!” for making this match. Caster drags Cash over, tags in Bowens, and Bowens stomps Cash.

Bowens hauls Cash up, tags Caster back in, “This is Awesome!” as Acclaimed DOUBLE SUPLEX, only for Dax to make the save! Dax dodges Acclaimed, shoves Bowens into Caster, and then he waistlocks Caster! Caster switches, but Cash sunset flips Caster! TWO!! Caster escapes, BOOTS Cash, then CHOPS him! Cash DISCUS LARIATS in return! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Bowens runs in, Cash dodges to then catch Bowens for a POWERSLAM! Cash runs up, Caster BOOTS him! Caster goes up a corner, but Cash Electric Chair Lifts! Dax sneaks the tag, STEINER BULLDOG!! Cover, TWO?!?

Dax sighs, but Caster is just that tough! Caster is a bit dazed, though, as Collision goes picture in picture.

Billy Gunn coaches Caster, but Dax tells Daddy Ass to cool it. Dax paces while Caster crawls, and Dax drags him up. Dax puts Caster in a corner to CHOP, and Caster drops to his knees. Dax stomps Caster’s hand, CHOPS him, but Caster kicks and CHOPS, CHOPS, CHOPS! Dax CHOPS Caster off his feet! Dax drags Caster up, whips, but Caster reverses. Caster then duck Dax to then lift and HOTSHOT! Caster catches Dax with that one, then tags in Bowens. Bowens drops an AX HANDLE on Dax! Bowens then stomps Dax around, and CHOKES him on ropes! The ref counts, Bowens lets off, and Bowens apologizes. Billy so wants to, but he holds back.

Bowens stands Dax up to kick, CLUB and CLUB again! Bowens HAMMERS away on Dax, then CLUBS him down! The fans fire up with Bowens and he drags Dax into a chinlock. Dax endures, even as Bowens grinds him down. Dax reaches out, fights up, and rises as Collision returns to single picture. Dax throws body shots, but Bowens holds onto the clinch. Dax CHOPS, whips, and then has a SLEEPER on Bowens! Bowens hits a BIG back suplex! Both men are down, the fans rally up again, and their teammates call out. Bowens rises first, and he ROCKS Dax! Dax ROCKS Bowens! They rise, Bowens ROCKS Dax! Dax ROCKS Bowens!

The shots go back and forth, heavier and heavier! Dax CHOPS, but Bowens CHOPS back! Bowens and Dax each duck a shot, Dax feints to DDT! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! A standing count starts and both Cash and Caster rally the fans. Bowens and Dax crawl, hot tags to Caster and Cash! The fans fire up as Cash rallies on Acclaimed! JAB, JAB and HAYMAKER for Caster! DROPKICK for Bowens! Cash eggs them on. then ducks ‘n’ dodges Caster to LARIAT! The fans fire up as Cash CHOPS Caster, UPPERCUTS him, then CHOPS! Cash whips, Caster reverses, but Cash slides to a stop! Cash UPPERCUTS Caster down!

The fans fire up again and Cash brings Caster around. Cash whips, Caster reverses to kick, whip and- NO, Cash turns back drop into Gory Especial! GORY BOMB! Cover, TWO!! The fans hope these teams “FIGHT FOREVER!” but someone has to head for All In! Cash drags Caster up, winds up, and he LARIATS Caster down! The fans are torn as Cash hauls Caster up, to LARIAT again! Caster flounders but Cash drags him up again. Cash reels Caster in, but Caster wrenches out to throat chop! And POWERBOMB! Jackknife bridge, but Cash rolls through to prawn hold! TWO!! Caster escapes and the fans fire up again!

The fans rally again as Cash tags Dax. Dax brings Caster up, Cash goes to a corner. Dax TOSSES Caster, then grabs Bowens! Dax reels Bowens in, hoists him up, but Caster SHOVES Cash to the floor! Bowens fights the driver, and Caster CROSSBODIES! Cover on Dax, TWO!! Caster SUPERKICKS! Bowens fires Rock Paper Scissors SUPERKICK! Caster reels Dax in, he and Bowens give him- NO, Cash TACKLES Bowens and Dax cradles Cater! TWO!! DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down! The fans are giving a standing ovation for this All In worthy match! The ref has a standing count, but Caster rises at 4 of 10.

Caster tags Bowens and he runs up, but Dax trips him up! Dax steps through, Bowens BOOTS Dax away! Dax hits buckles hard, stagger sup, and Bowens blocks the boot to CLUB, JAM and DRAGON SCREW that leg! Bowens steps through now, but Dax BOOTS Bowens! Both men run up, Dax tackles Bowens! SHARPSHOOTER!! Cash keeps Caster out of the ring as Bowens endures! Billy coaches Bowens to hang in there, and Caster kicks Cash away. Caster storms up on Dax, but Dax lets Bowens go to trip Caster! Dax steps through, SHARPSHOOTER for Caster! But Bowens FAMOUSERS! Cover, TWO?!?!?

No one can believe how close that was, but Dax survives! The fans duel as hard as they can, Billy coaches Caster, and a standing count starts. Bowens and Dax stir at 3 of 10, Bowens reaches for ropes, and slowly rises up. Bowens stands at 7, and he storms over to Dax. Bowens brings Dax up, but Dax blocks the suplex! Dax tries to suplex, and he manages to put Bowens on the top rope! Dax then CHOPS! And CHOPS! And we get a five minute warning! Dax CHOPS again, but Caster storms over from the outside! Cash is there to RAM Caster into railing! Bowens DECKS Dax, but Cash goes up! Cash trips Bowens onto his five tool player!

Caster and Cash brawl on the apron, Cash APRON DDTS!! Cash shouts to Dax to get up, and Dax climbs! Cash also climbs, SUPERPLEX for the Power! Cash DIVING SPLASHES for the Glory!! Cash then DIVES onto Caster to wipe him out! Dax covers, TWO?!?!? The fans are thunderous as this is still going! The fans cheer on “TAG TEAM WRESTLING!” as both Dax and Bowens sit up. They SLAP each other back and forth! Then they go forearm for forearm! Dax SLAPS Bowens, calls to Cash, and Cash just jumps in! SHATTER- NO, Caster CLOBBERS Cash! Bowens slips free, shoves Dax, and Caster whips Dax so they can STEAL SHATTER MACHINE!!! Cover, TWO?!?!?!?

The fans are losing their minds, but Caster and Bowens hurry! THE ARRIVAL, and then the MIC DROP!! Cover, Caster holds Cash, but Cash BARRELS through to break it all up!!! The standing ovation returns but time is running out! “This is Awesome!” as the teams regroup. FTR fire forearms, but The Acclaimed give them back! FTR fire more forearms, so Acclaimed fire back! FTR CHOP, Acclaimed forearm back! The shots keep going, fire at will! They all stand, they all fire hands, but Cash DUMPS Caster! Bowens runs, but into SHATTER MACHINE!!! Cover, CASTER BREAKS IT!!! The fans are electric while Cash is in disbelief!

ONE MINUTE WARNING! Billy tells his guys to get going, Bowens tags Caster! Caster has Dax to roll him, TOW!! Dax escapes, but Caster scoops! Dax cradle counters, TWO!! Caster escapes, kicks, but Dax fires hands! Caster and Dax throw hands, DOUBLE DECK! Cash CLOBBERS Bowens off the apron!! All four men are down around ringside, but Dax finds Caster! Dax brings Caster up, but Caster powers up and out, only to RAM heads!! Dax falls on the cover, Billy shouts, TWO!! AND TIME’S UP?!?!

Time Limit Draw

Fans immediately chant “FIVE MORE MINUTES!” and Billy also asks for a decision! Someone has to challenge The Bucks, right? Billy says hold on, hold on! No fighting without a bell! The fans chant “OVERTIME!” but then Dax PUNCHES Billy!! So Billy fires hands back! The fans go nuts as we get a 3v2 brawl! Here comes security to stop this, but Tony Schiavone is reporting in for Tony Khan! TK says that because this is a draw, it will be a TRIPLE THREAT!! Acclaimed, FTR and The Young Bucks are going All In, but who comes away THE AEW World Tag Team Championships? Someone tell these guys, because they’re still fighting!!!


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, though rather packed to the gills with content. Jack Perry of course squashes poor Orion, but why did they wait so long to get him a custom title? This practically gives away he’s winning at All In, because what’s the point of having a custom belt for just eight days? Britt Baker of course beats Harley Cameron to build momentum, and while I didn’t expect it, I should’ve known Mone & Kamille would show up. Kamille takes out Britt for Mone, and depending on what happens next week in Cardiff, this is surprising math putting the title match in Britt’s favor. Mone’s got two title defenses in the same week (TBS at All In, NJPW Strong at NJPW Capital Collision on Friday the 30th), I wouldn’t be surprised if she lost one of them.

Great stuff with Mariah and Toni tonight. Mariah of course wins her match, using Toni’s moves no less, but Toni’s short film was a brilliant twist on the “sad clown Pagliacci” anecdote. I’m still surprised there’s no stipulation on this match, but they’ll surely still get violent and bloody somehow, and all involving those white high heels. Really funny promo from Kris & Stokely to put a stipulation on their Mixed Tag, because now maybe it doesn’t make it harder to predict. All it’d take is cheating for Kris & Stoke to win, and then Kris can try and stack the deck on Willow going into All Out. And that’s just tradition, the Heel choosing a stipulation to put pressure on the Face.

Jericho has a good promo to call out Tommy Billington and Hook at the same time. I’m sure Tommy gives Jericho a great match but ends up losing, perhaps from cheating. That way, Jericho has momentum, meaning he loses to Hook at All In. If Hook’s leaving the “Jericho Vortex,” he’s bringing that belt with him. And very good promo from Eddie Kingston. I admit, I did expect a medical update or something positive like that, but Eddie’s always been very much himself rather than a character, so he was honest about needing more time. And I like that he is motivating Bryan through talking down to him. That doesn’t necessarily mean Bryan wins, and it doesn’t necessarily means he loses, it’s just good character stuff to show that’s the kind of tough love and respect Eddie shows people.

Great tag team match for the ROH titles, but I did not think Dustin & Sammy were winning. I do appreciate they overbooked it to the highest degree, and referenced the story that’s been building on ROH, and with Mortos still hanging out with The Undisputed Kingdom, clearly we’re getting big 8 Man Tag stuff between them, “Team Texas” and maybe even The Conglomeration. That’s almost as big as Daniels giving us a TRIOS FATAL 4 ladder match! There are a lot of great trios building back up, like Top Flight, Shane Taylor Promotions, The Dark Order, and we might even get Scorpio & Private Party after what we saw on Rampage. With something as wild as a 12 person ladder match, it could go any which way, protecting The Patriarchy big time if they lose.

Hologram VS Angelico was great stuff, and Hologram continues to use moves that no one has ever thought of, making it hard for me to keep up, but a lot of fun all the same. Great win for Hologram, too, I can’t wait to see if he gets a title opportunity after All Out going towards WrestleDream or Full Gear. Claudio VS Lio was also a great match, which I don’t recall ever seeing before, even when both guys were in WWE. Lio looked great but naturally, Claudio was winning. He has momentum going into his match with Okada, which he probably isn’t winning, but you never know.

And then, after a great rap from Caster, we got an awesome tag team main event. As I said, we should’ve just gotten this match before. But as it turns out, there was no interference from The Bucks, they just let this go the final half hour of the show and have a time limit draw. Making a Triple Threat was definitely the right move, it protects all teams no matter the result. And then, if new champs are crowned, the Bucks can just demand a rematch for All Out, for yet another epic tag match.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (9/14/24)

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Time to see who are really the Top Guys around here!

The Grizzled Young Veterans went after FTR from the moment they arrived in AEW, and now both teams are on a Collision course to settle the score!

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Christopher Daniels; Perry wins and retains the title.
  • Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos & The Premier Athletes; Mark, Kyle & Hologram win.
  • Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Henry w/ BEEF; Yuta wins.
  • Six Man Tag: Komander & Private Party VS Jon Cruz, Lord Crewe & Ren Jones; Komander & Private Party win.
  • Yuka Sakazaki VS Serena Deeb; Yuka wins.
  • Six Man Tag: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Cage of Agony; The Bang Bang Gang wins.
  • Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade; Aminata wins.
  • FTR VS Grizzled Young Veterans; FTR wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Jack Perry arrives.

The Scapegoat bus pulls into the parking lot, the TNT Champion gets out, dumps what’s left of his coffee, and smiles as he walks into the arena. He is ready to defend his title, but will he still fall to the Fallen Angel?

AEW TNT Championship: Jack Perry VS Christopher Daniels!

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and we see who “sacrifices” the other to become The Face of TNT!

The bell rings and the fans rally up, but Jack stays back in a corner. Jack hears the fans cheering on Daniels, and the two tie up. They go around, and Jack puts Daniels in a corner. The ref counts, Jack lets off, but Daniels avoids the cheap shot! Daniels CHOPS and ROCKS Jack, then whips corner to corner. Daniels runs up to fire a forearm smash! Then he clinches, but Jack fires elbows! Jack CHOPS, shakes out his hand, and CHOPS again! Jack slaps Daniels around, whips him, but Daniels ducks ‘n’ shoves, only for the COMEBACKER LARIAT! Jack rains down forearms but the fans boo. Jack gets on the apron to soak up heat!

Jack goes back to Daniels, snap suplexes, then covers, TWO! Daniels is tougher than that, but Jack watches him go to a corner. Jack runs up and LARIATS, then he hits a NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Daniels stays in this, but Jack CHOKES him at the ropes! The fans boo, Jack lets off at 4, and pretends he didn’t see Daniels there. Then Jack KICKS the ropes to jam Daniels up! Jack has a cocky cover, TWO! Jack is annoyed, but Daniels CHOPS him! Jack smirks, Daniels CHOPS again, so Jack CLAWS Daniels’ eyes! The ref counts, Jack lets off, but then Daniels ROCKS Jack! And ROCKS him again! Daniels whips Jack to a corner, but Jack BOOTS him down!

Jack goes up, takes aim, and he leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, TWO! Daniels is still in this, but he has a bloody cut on his forehead. The fans rally for the Fallen Angel, but Jack kicks him around. Jack pie faces Daniels, runs, but into a COMPLETE SHOT! Jack staggers up, Daniels JABS! And JABS! And JABS! Daniels whips, Jack reverses but Daniels KICKS and S T O! The fans fire up and Daniels runs up to forearm smash in the corner! Clinch and EXPLODER! Jack writhes, Daniels brings him back up to a fireman’s carry! Jack slips free, CLUBS Daniels, then runs, but into the fireman’s carry! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!!

Daniels is frustrated, but he calls his shot! The fans fire up, Daniels kicks low, ANGEL- NO, Jack fights out to backdrop! Daniels sunset flips but Jack sits on it, TWO! Daniels has the sunset now, TWO! Daniels ducks a lariat, but Jack bucks the O’Conner and hard! Jack flips everyone off with his parody of the Yes Movement, then he SACRIFICING KNEES Daniels down! Cover, Jack wins!

Winner: Jack Perry, by pinfall (still AEW TNT Champion)

Jack vows that NO ONE is taking this from him! “The people who don’t like me are the people who can’t handle the truth.” Jack goes right back to the parking lot and his bus, to drive off into the sunset. Will The Scapegoat Express never stop its world tour?

 

Backstage interview with Wheeler Yuta.

Lexy Nair catches The Decoder as he enters the building now, and she knows this goes without being said, but… We all witnessed the horrific events of All Out and what happened to Bryan Danielson. How is Bryan? Yuta says Bryan… Out of respect for him and his family, Yuta won’t share too much. But Bryan is doing the best he can, given the circumstances. Yuta realizes he forgot his boots, spaces out a bit, but starts again. He hasn’t really talked with any of the other guys… And what about Yuta’s match tonight? Yuta says Anthony Henry is one incredibly talented, incredibly tough competitor.

But one thing Bryan told Yuta, the reason Bryan loves professional wrestling is because in the ring, he feels he’s meant to be there and everything else can be put on pause. So Yuta will try and channel that tonight. Yuta heads on to the locker room, will he be able to clear his mind once he’s in the ring?

 

Six Man Tag: Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos & The Premier Athletes!

The Conglomeration has had a great week so far, but it could be even bigger given who they’re teaming with tonight! Will the futuristic luchador continue to raise the bar in AEW? Or will he, The Chicken and the Violent Artist all be brought down to earth by Ariya Daivari, Tony Nese and the menacing minotaur?

Oh wait, Mark Sterling of course has to talk. He knows we know who they are, but he’s sure we’re all wondering why they’re teaming with The Beast Mortos. That is because The Conglomeration and Hologram have been thorns in their side for the past two months! They used some of Daivari’s substantial funds to enlist two horns they can stick into The Conglomeration’s side! But to make sure everyone is on the same page, they’re going to do a team building exercise that even the idiots here in Ohio can understand! When Sterling says, “Athletes!” you say, “Rule!” Nothing else, got it? Hands in… “ATHLETES!” “SUCK!”

The teams sort out, and Kyle steps up against Nese. They circle, the fans fire up, and the two tie up. Kyle waistlocks, Nese drop toeholds, and he floats to a facelock. Kyle wrenches out, facelocks, then wrenches to a wristlock. Nese endures, pulls at the tights, but Kyle wrenches again. Nese rolls, wrenches, wristlocks, and YANKS Kyle around. Kyle spins to drop toehold back, and now Kyle facelocks. Kyle wrenches an arm, tags Mark, and they mug Nese. The fans rally as Mark wrenches and YANKS the arm again and again. Nese powers up and puts Mark in the corner, tag to Daivari. The Premier Athletes mug Mark while fans boo.

The ref reprimands, Nese & Daivari let off, and Daivari drags Mark up. Daivari CHOPS Mark, whisp him, but Mark slides under and REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUTS! Then he CHOPS! And ROCKS! And CHOPS again! Mark whips corner to corner, Daivari reverses, but Mark goes up and out to ROCK Daivari! RKF UPPERCUT! Then a BOOT! Mark fires up the fans, then he brings Daivari around. Mark whips, Daivari reverses, but Kyle tags in! Mark wrenches, kicks, and feeds the BOOT! Mark BLASTS Nese, fist-bumps Kyle, and Kyle drags Daivari up. Kyle wrenches to YANK the arm, then YANKS again.

Kyle wrenches but Nese runs up! Kyle BOOTS Nese, but Daivari CLUBS Kyle! Tag to Mortos but Kyle fires forearms! Mortos SMACKS Kyle back! The fans fire up, Mortos runs, but into a KNEE! Kyle fires a strike fest, then hurries to tag Hologram! The fans fire up, Mortos CLOBBERS Kyle! And CLBOBERS Mark! Hologram springboards, into a HEADBUTT! The fans are torn as Mortos stands tall. Mortos whips Hologram, but Hologram goes up and upside-down! Mortos runs in, blocks a boot, but not the ENZIGIRI! Hologram goes up and up and FLYING- NO, Mortos catches Hologram, but Hologram just rebounds off ropes to arm-drag free!

The fans are thunderous as Mortos tumbles! Nese tags in, Hologram whips Mortos, but Mortos reverses! Hologram stops himself, then feints to SUPERKICK! Nese runs up, Hologram dodges, Nese comes back into a COLLISION COURSE! Cover, TWO! Tag to Kyle and Kyle kicks! Nese blocks to ROCK Kyle! Nese runs, into a KNEE! Kyle snapmares, runs, but Nese distracts the ref and Daivari trips Kyle! Kyle avoids the sucker punch, then hurdles over Mortos! Kyle LARIATS Daivari, but Josh Woods stares him down! Nese PLANCHAS Kyle, the ref is busy with an angry Mark and Hologram, The Premier Athletes all mug Kyle!

Collision goes picture in picture as The Premier Athletes soak up the heat. Nese drags Kyle up and into the ring, then stalks him. Nese KICKS Kyle, then soaks up more heat. Nese fires body shots against the ropes, then lets off as the ref counts. Mortos tags in and he ROCKS Kyle! Kyle goes to a corner, Mortos whips corner to corner, but Kyle dodges! Mortos hits buckles, but he still BOOTS back! And SLING-DOGS! And SNAP POWERSLAMS! Cover, Mark breaks it! The ref reprimands and Mortos seethes, but he goes back for Kyle. Mortos drags Kyle up, brings him over, tag to Daivari, and they mug Kyle. Daivari turns Kyle to NECKBREAKER! Daivari covers, TWO!

Daivari drags Kyle up, whips him to the corner hard, then he tags Nese. Nese wants the fans to hush about Kyle, then he brings Kyle up. But Kyle clamps on a GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Nese endures, fights up, and NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Nese drags Kyle back, tag to Daivari. Daivari runs to ELBOW DROP! Daivari clamps onto Kyle as a chinlock. Daivari grinds Kyle down, Kyle endures, and the fans rally up. Kyle fights up, reaches out, and Collision returns to single picture. Daivari ROCKS Kyle, whips him to the corner, and LARIATS! Tag to Nese, and Daivari sends Nese in, only for Kyle to BOOT him!

Kyle ROCKS Mortos, ELBOWS Daivari, then runs up, but both Nese & Daivari catch him! They throw him back, but Kyle dodges, hot tag to Mark! Mark fires off Redneck Kung-Fu on the Premier Athletes! He DECKS Nese, but Daivari kicks low! Daivari whips but Mark BOOTS Mortos! Mark gets around Daivari, Daivari switches, but Mark BOOTS Nese away! PELE for Daivari! The fans fire up as Mark kicks Nese, suplexes, and FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Nese is tougher than that but Mark calls his shot! Mark underhooks, JAY- NO, N ese fights out and Mortos HEADBUTTS! But Mark stays up! Mortos runs in, Mark DUMPS him out!

Tag to Hologram and Mark PLANCHAS Mortos! Hologram goes up but Nese SHORYUKENS! Nese THROWS Hologram down, runs up, but Hologram slips up and around, into a DESTROYER!! Cover, Daivari breaks it! Daivari TOSSES Hologram, but Kyle fires off a strike fest on Daivari! The KNEE sends Daivari out, and then Kyle goes out! FLYING KNEE! Down goes Daivari, but then Nese ROUNDHOUSES and LEG SWEEPS Kyle! Nese runs to FOSBURY FLOP! Down goes Kyle, but Hologram DIVES! Direct hit and the fans are thunderous! Hologram fires up, too, but Mortos TOPE TORNILLOS!! But then Mark has a chair!

The fans are thunderous again as Mark sets the chair up, builds speed, but Sterling snatches the chair away! The fans boo, Mark LOW BLWOS Sterling! And it’s all fine cuz Sterling’s not a competitor in the match! Sterling falls to his knees, so Mark uses him as the launching pad, to FLY out onto everyone else! The fans are thunderous again and Kyle puts Nese in! Hologram aims, springboards and FLYING TORNADO DDTS!! Nese flounders around, into the roll and crucifix! Hologlomeration wins!

Winners: Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly & Hologram, by pinfall

That was a battle to be sure, but- MORTOS SPEARS HOLOGRAM! The fans boo as Mortos beats up on all of them! Mark CLOBBERS Mortos with the ROH World Championship belt! Then Kyle & Mark DOUBLE LARIAT Mortos outta there! Kyle says he wants a 1v1 with Mortos! When and where will #CombatKyle look to slay the beast?

 

AEW shares footage from CMLL 91st Anniversario!

If you’re wondering where Orange Cassidy is, he was just down in Mexico to join in on CMLL’s big anniversary show. Freshly Squeezed was part of Team Internacional alongside Rocky Romero & Satoshi Kojima, losing out in a Best 2 Out of 3 Falls Six Man Tag against Team Mexico’s Atlantis Jr, Volador Jr. & Ultimo Guerrero. However, Cassidy’s night was not done. In the main event, Chris Jericho lost to Mistico and then became a sore loser, beating up Mistico with the help of “Big Bill” Morrissey! Cassidy made the save, he and Mistico ran off The Learning Tree, and stood tall as amigos.

Backstage interview with Orange Cassidy.

Renee Paquette says Freshly Squeezed made his CMLL debut in front of a sold out Arena Mexico. How did it- OH NO! Bill BOOTS Cassidy, sending his sunglasses flying! Bill then THROWS Cassidy into the garage door! Bryan Keith puts the backpack over Cassidy’s head, and here comes Jericho. Jericho has the framed picture of The Best Friends, and says, “Here’s to friendship, Orange.” He SMASHES the picture on Cassidy’s head!! “You can have your knapsack back. See you Wednesday.” Renee steps back in to say they need help back here! She tells Jericho to leave, Jericho says, “Thanks, Renee.” Did Jericho just get his real payback for the jacket and Bentley?

 

Stokely Hathaway is in his private study.

And what he’s studying is game film of various top tag teams in some of their best matches here in AEW. But what could Stokely be formulating for the future?

 

Backstage interview with Mariah May.

Lexy Nair is with The Glamour, and says she has been AEW Women’s World Champion for a few weeks now, but has yet to hold her championship celebration. Yes, she has, and she isn’t doing it now in Dayton, Ohio. It’s just the Wish.com version of Cincinnati. Then in any case, Mariah invited Mina Shirakawa to return, and Mariah says her best times were with Mina. Stardom and Japan, here in AEW, but then somewhere along the way, bad things just happened. Mariah needs Mina. She can’t celebrate her win without Mina. Mariah wants Mina. Oh, sorry, can Mariah help you? We pan over to see Yuka Sakazaki!

Yuka says hi, and Mariah says how cute. Yuka says she wants to fight for the belt. Oh, that’s nice. But Yuka can get in line, and then Mariah will rip her head off! Yuka says okay. Bye-bye~! Yuka leaves, and Mariah is seething already. Will the Wrestling Magical Girl prove she is worthy when she returns to the ring tonight?

 

Wheeler Yuta VS Anthony Henry w/ BEEF!

We saw how disheveled The Decoder is, even one week after the incident at All Out. But he’ll try his best to do what Bryan would do and use wrestling to clear his head. Will he succeed in shaking off this funk? Or will the Saint of Augusta take advantage of Yuta’s unsettled mindset?

The bell rings and Yuta circles with Henry. They tie up, Henry arm-drags Yuta, and Yuta backs off to the corner. Yuta resets with Henry, they tie up, and Henry arm-drags again! Henry keeps the arm, but Yuta kips up. Yuta slips through, wrenches and wristlocks back, but Henry rolls, slips through, and spins Yuta to a snapmare. Henry KCIKS Yuta in the back, then eggs Yuta on. Henry KICKS Yuta again, but Yuta gets up to headlock. Henry powers up and out, drops down, but Yuta sunset flips! Henry stays up, to then DOUBLE STOMP! The fans boo but Yuta goes to a corner. Henry runs up, but Yuta goes up and over.

Yuta scoops Henry, SLAMS him, and then snarls as he SENTONS, only to miss! Henry ROCKS Yuta, but Yuta rewind- NO, Yuta’s focus is so bad, he falls to the floor! Henry WRECKS Yuta with a dropkick! Henry brings Yuta up to then snap suplex into barriers! Yuta is all folded up, and the fans boo Henry while Collision goes picture in picture.

The ref checks Yuta, but Yuta manages to turn over. Yuta sits up but Henry brings him into the ring. Henry eggs Yuta on more, stomps his hands, then KICKS him in the chest! Yuta falls back, crawls to a corner, but Henry drags him up again. Henry snapmares, and he clamps on with a straitjacket stretch! Yuta endures, even as Henry digs his knee into his back. The fans rally, Yuta fights up, and Yuta powers up to turn things around! Henry turns them back around and has the straitjacket back on! Yuta endures again, fights, but Henry thrashes him around! Yuta grits his teeth, rises up, and he JAWBREAKERS free as Collision goes to break!

Collision returns as Henry whips Yuta corner to corner. Yuta reverses, then runs up, but Henry pops Yuta up into an AIR RAID CRASH! Cover, TWO! Yuta stays in this, even if his focus is divided. Henry stomps Yuta’s foot, stands on the ankle, and he eggs Yuta on. The fans rally, Henry drags Yuta up and dares him to show us something! Yuta fires body shots, then elbows low! Henry ROCKS Yuta, and Yuta rewinds! It is still rough, but he manages the GERMAN SUPLEX! The fans fire up and Henry flounders. Yuta drags himself up, turns around, takes a swing, but Henry dodges! Henry feints then kicks the legs out, and KNEES Yuta down! Cover, TWO!

Yuta bails out, the ref checks him, but Yuta crawls to a corner. Henry storms out after Yuta, runs in, and CALF KICKS Yuta against railing! Henry then throws Yuta back in, goes up a corner, and DIVING DOUBLE STOMPS!! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives that coup de grace, and the fans fire up again! Henry storms around, Beef cheering him on, and he drags Yuta up. Henry mocks Yuta being all sad over Bryan not being here. Henry SLAPS Yuta, but the words are what pissed him off! Yuta snarls, and he DECKS Henry!! The fans fire up as Yuta fires off on Henry! The ref has to back Yuta off, but Yuta goes back for more!

Yuta gets the arms, and gives Henry some DRAGON STOMPS! The ref again backs Yuta off, but Yuta is roaring! Henry bails, Yuta runs, and Yuta DIVES! Direct hit into railing! Yuta then whips Henry hard into railing! And then whips him into more railing! Yuta fires hands, Beef is panicked, but Yuta puts Henry in the ring. Then Yuta BOOTS Beef for the hell of it! Yuta goes up the corner, aims at Henry, MISSILE DROPKICK! Down goes Henry and Yuta kips up! The fans fire up with Yuta, and he HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS away on Henry! All the best of what Bryan’s taught Yuta, and Henry is a ragdoll! Yuta shifts to CATTLE MUTILATION!

The ref checks, Henry is OUT! Yuta wins!!

Winner: Wheeler Yuta, by submission

Yuta is so furious, he almost goes after the ref now! But Yuta returns from the fugue state, and he takes his leave. But will Yuta focus this anger on those who deserve it? Or is he going to find himself stuck between both sides of the Blackpool Combat Club?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb and Queen Aminata.

Lexy Nair notes The Professor has a match tonight against Yuka Sakazaki, and The One True African Woman also has a match tonight against Robyn Renegade. Serena asked for this time with Aminata, the floor is hers. Serena thanks Aminata for her time, it is very kind of her to hear Serena out. Now, Serena wants to continue their discussion from last time. Serena watched Aminata take on Mariah, and it was a great match, Aminata has a lot of potential. But Serena did say that Aminata isn’t ready. However, the offer still stands and Serena is very forgiving. So if Aminata wants to talk more, she knows where to find her.

Aminata tells Serena sorry, but she doesn’t freakin’ have time for this! She has her match to get ready for. Serena tells Queen Aminata to let the Professor show her how it’s done. Serena then turns to camera to address Yuka. The last time Yuka even had thoughts to step into the ring with Serena, her leg broke. Imagine what it’ll be like now that she’s actually taking Serena on tonight. See you later. Serena says that to Aminata as much as she does Yuka. Will there be no mercy in Deeb’s Dojo for the returning Wrestling Magical Girl? Will Deeb’s Dojo be adding a student after tonight? Or will nothing go quite how Serena expects?

 

Anna Jay speaks.

“I just got back from Japan, wrestling, learning, honing my skills and becoming the best that I can be. It was not easy. I was tired, I was sore, I was beat up. But let me tell you what I learned while I was there. I want more. So much more. I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want a shot at the AEW Women’s World Championship. Mariah May is due for a very big receipt. And I’ve also never stepped into the ring with Mercedes Mone. So lemme make it easy for all of you. If you wanna see what an evolved Anna Jay has become, just try me.” The Queenslayer is back, will she become The Star of the Show once and for all?

 

Six Man Tag: Komander & Private Party w/ Alex Abrahantes VS Jon Cruz, Lord Crewe & Ren Jones!

This trio tried to have their first match together last Wednesday Night Dynamite, but they and their opponents got blindsided and brutalized by the new, more maniacal Blackpool Combat Club. Will they have better luck tonight? Or will being in Moxley’s backyard only put them at risk again?

The trios sort out, Brother Zay starts against Ren, and the two tie up. Ren headlocks, Zay powers up and out, and then he drops down. Zay hurdles, but Ren shoves him. Zay Quebradas, Ren gets under, but Zay RANAS! And then LARIATS! Zay rains down fists but Crewe CLUBS him! Crewe whips, Zay reverses and Quen DUMPS Crewe out! Quen then BOOTS Crewe, and Komander springboards to CROSSBODY Crewe down! Cruz runs up, he gets a BOOT! Quen tags in, CATAPULT GAMANGIRI COMBO! Komander goes up and he CIELITO LINDO! Zay runs up on Ren but Ren BOOTS him! Ren goes up, but Komander JUMP KNEES!

Ren wobbles, Komander coordinates with Private Party. Quen runs up, gets the boost from Komander, serving up GIN & JUICE!! Laid back! Cover, Private Party & Komander win!

Winners: Komander & Private Party, by pinfall

Should we start calling them #FiestaPrivada? A good first win now that they got their “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” But will they soon get their “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” at the BCC’s AEW World Trios Championships?

 

Tony Schiavone and Nigel McGuinness talk about Bryan Danielson.

Given the change to Grand Slam, where Darby Allin now defends his #1 contender status against Jon Moxley, Nigel is of course calling out The American Dragon for that same night. How can Nigel be sure Bryan will even be able to compete? Nigel can’t be sure, but neither can Tony Khan. But when Moxley convinced Darby to put the title shot on the line, he did it out of pure speculation. That is why Nigel told TK that they can’t know Bryan won’t be able to compete. So Nigel figured, if Bryan can show up, and Darby no longer available to face him, Nigel would like to. Nigel will be there, so the question is, will Bryan?

Nigel now talks to Bryan: If Bryan doesn’t show up, it isn’t because of his condition. It is because he fears Nigel McGuinness. Nigel’s said it before, so he’ll just show us what he means. Footage courtesy of ROH, Nigel and Bryan battled for THE ROH World Championship. Nigel narrates that he and Bryan were bitter rivals on equal standing, clashing for the gold in matches that had the wrestling world abuzz. But there has been no one before or since that has beaten Bryan Danielson so convincingly, so brutally, and so thoroughly!

No matter how much success Bryan has had in his career after ROH, even winning the AEW World Championship, Bryan is STILL haunted by the memories of facing Nigel. Even more now 16 YEARS later, Nigel being in the best shape of his life, better than Bryan ever was, and Bryan is a physical wreck! Nigel says no worries, Bryan. Win, lose or draw, Bryan will still be world champion. But let’s not make any bones about it: If Bryan shows up, Nigel will look to end Bryan’s career! Ball’s in Bryan’s court. How will The American Dragon respond with 11 days left before Grand Slam?

 

Yuka Sakazaki VS Serena Deeb!

The Magical Girl called out The Glamour, but The Professor has called out The Magical Girl! Will Yuka pass Serena’s test and head for the AEW Women’s World Championship? Or will Serena earn herself that opportunity instead?

The bell rings but wait! Mariah makes her way out here! It seems Yuka got under her skin, but Mariah’s presence sure has Nigel in good spirits. The fans rally for Yuka as she and Deeb circle. They tie up, and Deeb wrenches an arm. Deeb wristlocks, Mariah says Deeb has taught her much so she wishes her luck. As for Yuka, break a leg. Deeb wrenches while Nigel laughs far too much at the joke. Yuka rolls, kips up, and wrenches to wristlock. Deeb rolls, rolls, and slips around to wrench and wristlock. Deeb wrangles Yuka, ties up the legs, and she has Yuka in Paradise! Deeb sits on Yuka, the fans are torn, but Mariah is amused.

Deeb flexes and Mariah jokes that this is child abuse. Yuka is a child as far as Mariah can tell. Schiavone says Yuka’s a ten year veteran, but Mariah says more like a 10-year-old. Deeb DROPKICKS Yuka out of Paradise! Yuka goes to ropes, Deeb eggs her on, but Yuka frowns. Yuka runs up to KNEE low! Yuka snapmares and rolls with Deeb to KICK her down! Then Yuka body scissors, and she ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING CLUTCH! Cover, TWO!! Deeb escapes, Mariah is annoyed by that already, and Deeb goes to a corner. Yuka runs up, blocks a boot, but Deeb reels Yuka in to KICK her! Yuka staggers, Deeb eggs her on again.

Yuka runs up, but Deeb catches her! Deeb turns Yuka, to HOTSHOT NECKBREAKER! Yuka flops to the apron, Mariah mocks her pain, and Deeb mocks the booing fans while Collision goes picture in picture.

Deeb stalks Yuka, drags her up, and then reels her in. But Yuka wrenches out, whips, only for Deeb to sunset flip, and HALF CRAB! Yuka endures as Deeb pulls on that recovered leg! Yuka fights, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! Deeb lets go in frustration, and she storms around. Deeb stalks Yuka, drags her up, and TWIST ‘N’ SHOUTS! Cover, TWO!! Yuka survives but Deeb keeps her focus. Deeb stomps Yuka, then drags her around to step on her face! Yuka writhes, the ref reprimands, but Deeb just smirks. Deeb drags Yuka by a leg, and drops an elbow on the knee! And another elbow! And then a GROUND DRAGON SCREW! Cover, TWO!!

Yuka is toughing it out and that just upsets Deeb more. Deeb grabs the leg again, but Yuka fights the Half Crab by grabbing Deeb’s leg! Yuka then kicks, and kicks, and kicks Deeb away! Deeb runs back up, blocks a kick, but Yuka ENZIGIRIS! Yuka hobbles to a corner, sits down to rest the bad leg, but she watches Deeb crawl. Deeb rises up, runs in at Yuka, but blocks another boot! Collision returns to single picture as Yuka goes up, reels Deeb in, HANGING HEADSCISSORS! The fans fire up, the ref counts, and Mariah says that’s against the rules! Yuka lets go at 4, fire sup, and the fans fire up more! Yuka climbs and takes aim!

Yuka MISSILE DROPKICKS Deeb! The fans fire up again and Yuka scoops Deeb into a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives but clutches her neck. Yuka storms back over, drags Deeb up, and wrenches to hammerlock, lift, and SPIN~! But Deeb slips free to waistlock! Yuka switches, Deeb switches, but Yuka elbows free! But Deeb shoves Yuka to get a SNAP GERMAN! Then Deeb wrenches, hammerlocks, PEPSI TWIST! Cover, TWO?!?! Yuka barely gets that arm up and Deeb can’t believe it! Deeb huffs ‘n’ puffs but the fans rally for Yuka. Deeb reels Yuka in, tucks the arms, but Yuka fights the lift!

Yuka backdrops free and the fans fire up! Yuka SLIDING D! Cover, TWO!! Deeb survives and Yuka is a bit stunned now. Yuka refocuses, aims from a corner, and then runs up to ROCK Deeb! Yuka boxing elbows, then ROLLING- NO, Deeb ducks to wrench! Deeb drags Yuka down, around, reels her in, POWERBOMB! STRETCH MUFFLER!! Yuka endures, fights, and Mariah mockingly says Yuka might have to tap. The fans rally up, Yuka roars and crawls forward! ROPEBREAK! Deeb thrashes the leg, but she lets go at the ref’s count. Deeb drags Yuka back up, UPPERCUTS, but then Yuka ROCKS Deeb!

Deeb UPPERCUTS! Yuka ROCKS Deeb! UPPERCUT! Yuka wobbles, but she comes back to ROCK Deeb! Yuka fires shot after shot, then runs up, but Deeb ducks! DOUBLE LARIATS collide! And again! Deeb gets around to GERMAN SUPLEX! Even Mariah thought that one hurt. But Yuka ROCKS Deeb! Deeb LARIATS Yuka! Deeb drags Yuka up, tucks her in, but Yuka powers out! Scoop and MAGICAL GIRL DRIVER! Yuka drags Deeb into the drop zone, goes to the apron, and the fans fire up! Yuka climbs up the ropes, for the MAGICAL GIRL SPLASH!! Cover, Yuka wins!

Winner: Yuka Sakazaki, by pinfall

It was a hard fought match, but Yuka found the will to win! Mariah is not happy about it, but will she be even angrier when Yuka proves she’s a contender? WAIT, Mariah CLOBBERS Yuka on the stage!! The fans boo and Yuka sits up in a daze, having no idea what just hit her! Mariah reels Yuka in, but Yuka fights the lift! Yuka powers out to SUPERKICK! Mariah goes down in a heap! Yuka then picks up the title belt! The fans cheer, but will this be the scene that plays out in the very near future?

 

The Outrunners speak.

In another retro video, Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd are getting their pump on in the gym! They say what they want, when they want! How old do they have to be to have a gym membership? 18 years old. Well lucky for this guy, he’s lookin’ at the Youngest Men Alive! Now scram! They tell the tag division that they’re coming for your pride, your manhood, and your gold! Because if you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you ain’t seen nothing yet! These human throwbacks are ready for action, but what will it take for them to take down the best in AEW?

 

Top Flight Airlines talks backstage.

Leila Grey is so full, they just had a great dinner. But then Action Andretti speaks up. Why’re they going on about the food they just ate? Are they not pissed off like he’s pissed off? Look what they did just this week. Darius & Dante lost out on a chance to become AEW World Tag Team Champions. Lio Rush lost out on the TNT Championship. Action just lost on Rampage! He’s still hot! Lio asks why he’s still on it then. Chill out, it’s just a loss. No, man, it’s not “just” a loss! Look at them! They have so much potential together! They have something that very few have! This is Leila Grey, Top Flight, Lio Rush and Action Andretti, and all they’re talking about is food?!

Action snatches Dante’s burger and CHUCKS it at the production truck! Lio says calm down, Action! But Action looks at the truck and says look! Why aren’t they treated more like The House of Black? Does Top Flight not have wins over The House of Black? Why aren’t they going up against more teams like them and getting more wins? Lio says Action is just talking out his ass, and Leila says yeah, Action needs to calm down. The team needs to get it together, or they’re going nowhere. Action says yeah, they do. Action leaves, but where to? The others follow him, will The Sight to See make the others see his point of view?

 

Six Man Tag: The Bang Bang Gang VS The Cage of Agony!

Juice Robinson & The Gunns were minding their business, but Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun & Toa Liona had to drudge up the past. Cage said they only lost the ROH World Six Man Tag titles, because they were up against six opponents! But it’s not like anyone has gold anymore, so who settles this score to then head back for the belts?

The trios sort out and Juice starts against Liona. The bell rings, the fans rally for “JUICE! JUICE!” Juice and Liona tie up, Liona powers Juice to a corner, then gets in Juice’s face. The ref counts, Liona lets off, but Juice SLAPS him! Liona storms up, blocks the arm-drag, then whips. Juice leaps, but into Liona’s arms! Liona SLAMS Juice, but Juice avoids the headbutt! Juice wrenches Liona, tags Colten, then hands off Liona. Colten wrenches, but Liona KNEES low! Liona tags Kaun and he stomps Colten. Then he CHOPS Colten! The fans fire up, Kaun whips corner to corner, but Colten goes up and over to arm-drag!

Colten has the arm, he tags Austin, and The Gunns whip Kaun to body shot, knee lift, and LARIAT! Austin runs, “Guns Up!” AX HANDLE! Cover, ONE!! Kaun is tougher than that, but Austin drags Kaun up. Austin whips then dodges Kaun to trip him up, and THROWBACK! The fans fire up and Austin aims from a corner. Liona takes a swing, Austin dodges! Austin ROCKS Liona, then dodges Kaun! Austin keeps moving, but Kaun LARIATS him down! The fans boo but Kaun goes out after Austin. Kaun whips Austin into railing, then apron, then back again! Kaun pinballs Austin all over, then leaves him behind so Liona can CLOBBER Austin!

The fans boo but Liona hurries to put Austin in. Cage goes up the ropes, “Who betta than Cage!?” DEADLIFT SUPERPLEX! Cage flexes, the fans boo, but Collision goes picture in picture.

Cage talks smack, then he drags Austin up. Cage bumps Austin off buckles, RAMS into him, then CHOPS him! Austin flops over, Cage drags him back up, and then Cage brings him over to the corner. Tag to Liona and they mug Austin. Liona brings Austin up to DECK him! Liona has a wild grin, then he stands on Austin’s face! The ref reprimands, Liona steps away, and Austin sputters and coughs from having a bare foot on his face! Liona drags Austin up, but Austin fires body shots! Liona KNEES low and Austin falls right out of the ring! Liona paces, Colten coaches his brother, but Liona snarls at Juice.

Austin crawls, drags himself up, but he flops right back over! The ring count is climbing, Colten coaches Austin more, and Austin stands again! Austin leaps in at 9! But Liona DIVING HEADBUTTS! Tag to Kaun, and the Gates of Agony CHOP and stomp away while Collision goes to break.

Collision returns and now both Austin and Kaun are down! They crawl for their corners, hot tag to Liona! Liona whips Austin away, but Austin BLASTS Cage! But Liona BLASTS Juice & Colten! Austin runs up, Liona catches him and keeps him from Colten! Liona shoves Austin to the Agony corner, then runs up, but Austin dodges! Hot tag to Colten! Colten fires hands on Liona, then dodges to DROPKICK! Cage returns, he gets a LARIAT! Kaun returns, he gets a LARIAT! Colten full nelson SLAMS Cage! Colten SPLASHES Liona, SPLASHES Kaun, then runs, jukes and NECKBREAKER! Liona runs up, Colten dodges, and LEAPING HAYMAKER! Cover, TWO!!

The fans rally, Colten goes up the corner, but Kaun CHOPS first! Kaun brings Colten down, but Colten snap suplexes first! Cage runs up, but Colten BOOTS the lariat to then snap suplex! Liona runs up, into a kick and- NO, Liona is too big for a suplex! Liona tires, Colten fights it! But then Cage and Kaun storm up, only for the ref to stop them! Liona suplexes, but Colten cradle counter! The ref is missing the cover!! The fans count, Bang Bang Gang would’ve won! Colten lets Liona go, gets Cage and Kaun to leave, then he dodges Liona, only for Liona to POUNCE him! Liona tags Cage, then Liona BLAST Juice! Cage tags Kaun and they get Colten up.

The Cage Of Agony hit the ROCK-A-BYE BOMB!! Cover, AUSTIN BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but then Liona TOSSES Austin! Kaun drags Colten up, he and Liona DOUBLE stalling suplex! Cage runs, but Austin DUMPS him out! Colten DOUBLE DDTS The Gates! But Liona just sits up with a grin!? Liona runs, but COlten ducks the body check! Colten hurries, hot tag to Juice! The fans fire up as Juice goes up and CROSSBODIES Cage! Cage staggers up, Juice goes wild, and he JABS, JABS, JABS! The fans fire up for “JUICE! JUICE! JUICE!” LEFT HAND O’ GOD! And then facelock, but Cage wrenches out!

Juice swings, Cage dodges, and Cage DISCUS LARIATS!! Colten returns, Cage fireman’s carries, F5! Austin is back, but Cage dodges to POP-UP BOMB! The Machine is all fired up, and The Gates return! They get Austin up for Kaun, but Juice RAMS Liona into Kaun! Austin slips free of Cage, LEFT HAND O’ GOD into the 3:10 TO YUMA!! And then THE JUICE IS LOOSE!! Cover, Bang Bang Gang wins!!

Winners: The Bang Bang Gang, by pinfall

The fans fire up as the Collision Cowboys stand tall! Will this big win lead Rock Hard Robinson, Fully Cocked Colten, and… Austin… back to the trios championships?

 

Backstage interview with Serena Deeb.

Lexy knows tonight didn’t go as Serena had planned, what happened out there? But before The Professor can explain, Queen Aminata walks in. “So, is that how it’s done?” Aminata heads out now, will she be the one to lead by example? Or will Dayton’s own Renegade revolt against The Queen?

Queen Aminata VS Robyn Renegade!

The bell rings and Aminata circles with Robyn. They tie up, Aminata waistlocks, but Robyn drops. So Aminata drops to body scissor and roll into a cover. TWO, but Aminata CLUBS Robyn into a facelock. The fans duel, Robyn turns the facelock around, and she gator rolls with Aminata. Aminata wrenches out to SAYANAGI! Cover, TWO! Aminata keeps Robyn down with a chinbar, covers again, TWO! CROSSFACE! Robyn endures, fights up, but Aminata shifts to a facelock. Aminata whips, Robyn reverses to ROCK Aminata! Aminata DECKS Robyn! Robyn goes to a corner, Aminata runs up to BOOT! Aminata then snapmares Robyn, ruins up again, FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!

Robyn toughs it out and staggers to the ropes. Aminata runs up, but Robyn HOTSHOTS her! Robyn comes back to throw Aminata by her hair! Robyn stomps Aminata around, then CHOPS! And CLUBS! And CLUBS her again! The ref backs Robyn off, but Robyn LARIATS against ropes! Robyn snapmares Aminata and SHOTGUNS her down! The fans fire up as Robyn drags Aminata up. Robyn facelocks to DDT!! Cover, TWO!! Aminata survives that hard fall, and the ref checks her. Robyn waits, Aminata is okay, so Robyn hauls her back up. Robyn suplexes, but Aminata fights it, to TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Just like Deeb!

Robyn goes to a corner, Aminata runs up, but Robyn ROCKS her! Aminata DECKS Robyn again! HEADBUT!! Cover, Aminata wins!

Winner: Queen Aminata, by pinfall

The #BrainDrain gets it done, and Aminata shakes it off. But then Deeb CHOP BLOCKS Aminata! Deeb is a sore loser, but she’s going after Aminata for disrespecting her! HALF CRAB, and it is DEEP! The fans boo but Deeb is looking to teach Aminata a lesson: Do NOT mess with Deeb! Deeb finally lets Aminata go, will Deeb get ahead in the division by any means necessary?

 

The House of Black speaks.

Buddy Matthews chuckles and says, “Boys. It seems like everyone wants a piece of the House of Black.” Malakai Black says, “The seven of you (Lance Archer, The Righteous and all of Top Flight Airlines) want to challenge the three of us. I’d say that your odds are about, oh, I’d say 50-50.” Brody King sees it as 80-20. But Buddy says come one, come all! The House of Black slips into the shadows, will they just tear down anyone and everyone that knocks on their door?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

Given all the tense interactions and physical confrontations, we’re getting a heated tag team match! Yuka Sakazaki & Queen Aminata VS Mariah May & Serene Deeb! Will the Magical Girl and One True African Woman each prove their worth? Or will the champion and The Professor teach their opponents about knowing their place?

 

FTR VS Grizzled Young Veterans!

Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler look at Zack Gibson & James Drake and see a British bootleg version of themselves, and that only pisses off Gibson & Drake. Liverpool’s Number One & Mr. Mayhem are not going to settle for being in the shadows of another team, will they ssssoooon be recognized as the real Top Guys of AEW? Or will we all see that FTR > GYV?

The teams sort out and Gibson starts against Dax. Dayton rallies for FTR as Dax and Gibson circle. They tie up, go around, and Gibson puts Dax on ropes. Gibson takes a swing but Dax ducks to headlock. Gibson powers Dax to the GYV corner, Drake tags in, but Dax gets away. Cash backs Dax up, and the teams have a standoff. The ref counts, Cash and Gibson back off. Drake and Dax tie up, Dax headlocks but Drake powers out. Drake drops, but Dax runs him over! Knuckle lock cover, TWO as Drake gets an arm up. Dax puts that arm down, TWO as the other arm comes up! Dax powers that arm down, Drake kips up!

Drake and Dax have a Test of Strength, then Drake HEADBUTTS! Dax HEADBUTTS in return! Each man kicks a knuckle lock, then Drake ROCKS Dax! Dax comes back to CHOP Drake! And CHOP! And CHOP! Dax tags Cash, whips Drake, then Cash slingshot SHOULDER TACKLES! Cover, ONE!! Drake is tough but Cash headlocks. Drake powers up and out, but Cash runs him over! Things keep moving, Cash slides under to arm-drag Drake! And then CHOPS! Tag to Dax, FTR hand off the wrench, but Drake pulls an ear! Drake puts Dax in the GYV corner, Gibson tags in, and GYV mugs Dax.

Gibson brings Dax out to ROCK him, then UPPERCUTS him! Dax falls, Gibson talks trash on the ‘rat,” then he UPPERCUTS! And UPPERCUTS! Dax CHOPS! Gibson UPPERCUTS! Repeat! Dax fires forearms now, but Gibson headlocks. Drake tags in as Dax powers out, and Gibson drops down. Drake follows to dropkick the legs out! Gibson basement dropkicks! Gibson then sets up for MAYHEM IN MOTION! Down goes Cash and fans boo, but GYV talk trash on Dayton. Drake drags Dax up, but Dax bumps him off buckles first! Dax ROCKS Gibson, RAMS Drake, then slingshots, but Drake holds ropes!

Gibson helps Drake stay up but Cash CLOBBERS Gibson off the apron! Dax sunset flips Drake, TWO! Drake staggers up, runs up, but Dax gets around to put Drake up top! Dax CHOPS Drake on the back! Dax then climbs up, brings Drake to the very top, and the fans fire up for the SUPER DUPER BACK SUPLEX! The fans are thunderous while both men are down, and Collision goes picture in picture.

Dax and Drake crawl and the fans rally up. Drake bails out, Dax pursues, and he stalks Drake around the corner. Drake swings, Dax ROCKS him first! Dax ROCKS Gibson, too! But then Drake sends Dax into steel steps! Cash hurries over to stop GYV from doing more, and the ref reprimands everyone. Drake slides into the ring, the ref checks Dax, and Dax says he’s okay. The ring count starts, but Gibson tags in. Gibson drags Dax up to throw him into railing! The ref reprimands, but Gibson brings Dax around to put on the apron. Gibson then SMACKS Dax off the apron edge! Gibson storms in, stays between FTR, and taunts Cash.

Gibson drags Dax around, drops on him for a headlock, then knuckle locks an arm. Dax fights up but Gibson powers him to an open corner. Gibson wraps the arm around ropes and pulls! The ref reprimands but Gibson YANKS as he lets off. Gibson snapmares and covers, TWO! Gibson is annoyed but he drags Dax up to clamp on a cobra clutch! Dax endures, the fans rally, and Dax fights up. Gibson knees low, then has a double wristlock! Dax fights, reaches out, but Gibson keeps him from Cash. Dax scoops, but Gibson fights! Dax backdrops free! Collision returns to single picture as the fans fire up! Drake hurries to anchor Dax!

Gibson gets in now, GYV double whip! Gibson traps Dax in the corner so Drake can BACK ELBOW! Gibson LARIATS, feeds, Drake WHEEL KICKS! Drake stays between FTR, he taunts Dax, but the fans rally up again. Dax crawls, Drake ROCKS him, then ROCKS him again! Dax rises, Drake ROCKS him again! Dax goes to the corner, but he hits back on both GYV! The fans fire up but Drake picks Dax up! Gibson storms in, Drake shoves Dax away. Gibson runs up, Dax TOSSES him! Dax and Drake DOUBLE LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Dax crawls, reaches out, but Gibson hurries in! The ref misses the hot tag!!

The fans boo as the ref tells Cash to go back! GYV mugs Dax in the corner! Gibson traps Dax again, Drake back elbows! LARIAT! But Dax ducks the kick! Hot tag to Cash! Cash DOUBLE FLYING LARIATS! Cash DECKS Drake, DECKS Gibson, then fires off jabs on Drake! Cash DECKS Drake, UPPERCUTS Gibson and fires away! Drake CLUBS Cash, whips him, but Cash reverses to DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Cash wrenches to UPPERCUT! Gibson runs up, Cash dodges, comes back, SNAP POWERSLAM! Cash headlocks Drake, Drake pwoers out, jumps, SNAP- NO, cradle counter! TWO!! Cash drags Drake into a Gedo Clutch! TWO!!

Drake trips Cash, jackknife bridge, TWO!! Cash manages to bridge up and spin thnigs around, but Drake reaches out! Tag to Gibson, Cash suplexes Drake, but Gibson makes the save. Gibson clinches Cash, ENZIGIRI from Drake! The fans boo but Gibson calls for the end! Drake tells Cash to get ready. But Dax drags Drake out! Gibson runs up, Cash slips around to hook the arms! Gibson fights the backslide, so Cash goes up the corner to go up and over! Cradle, TWO!! Gibson escapes, scoops, but Cash slips free! O’Conner Roll, TWO! Cash sees Drake and DECKS him first! But Gibson rolls Cash, TWO!

Gibson returns, wrenches, but then Cash wrenches to short arm LARIAT! The fans fire up and Cash tags Dax. FTR drags Gibson up, Dax reels him in. Cash goes up, but Drake runs up! Drake CLOBBERS Cash, Gibson wrenches out and spins Drake, KEYLOCK DRIVER! Then Gibson KNEES Dax into the POST! Drake calls to Gibson, Gibson tags him in. Gibson Electric Chair Lifts Dax, Drake climbs, but Cash makes the save! Cash shoves Gibson to POST him, Drake jumps over but Dax catches him! SHARPSHOOTER!! Dax sits deep on the hold, Drake taps! FTR wins!!

Winners: FTR, by submission

But Gibson CLOBBERS Dax! He doesn’t care if the match is over! Cash goes after Gibson, Drake goes after Cash! Cash DECKS Drake, but Gibson THROAT CHOPS Cash! GYV set Cash up, GRIT YOUR TEETH!! Then they grab Dax, but wait! THE OUTRUNNERS are here!? The fans fire up as Turbo & Truth throw hands with GYV! The Outrunners DECK GYV, DECK them again, then Turbo LARIATS Gibson out! Truth dodges Drake, Outrunners DOUBLE LARIAT Drake up and out! The Grizzled Young Veterans were so obsessed with the Top Guys, they forgot about these up-and-comers!

The Outrunners then look at FTR. The fans cheer on the Outrunners, and they offer handshakes to Cash & Dax! Cash & Dax look around, but they leave The Outrunners hanging! The fans boo, but then FTR says, “You sonova gun!” They SHAKE HANDS! The fans are thunderous as they all flex, too! It’s a flex party! Throwbacks love throwbacks, but will these four make sure GYV don’t make it to the top of the mountain?


My Thoughts:

A great Collision here, with lots of great story build. I even like this literal “Show up, win, leave” attitude Jack Perry is using. He and Daniels have a solid opening match, some real rough bumps taken but both guys were okay, and of course Jack won. But one of these times, someone has to either hijack the bus or surprise Jack from inside the bus. I mean, he just leaves it right there in the parking lot. Really good stuff with Yuta, too, though he kind of awkwardly played being distracted and disheveled. But in the match, he got it right as Henry insulted him and Bryan and then just went berserk. And good promo from Nigel to further call out Bryan, so you know Bryan’s gonna show up.

Great Six Man Tag from Conglomeration with Hologram against Mortos & Premier Athletes. I figured the Faces would win to keep Hologram going strong, but Mortos seems to just be going after anyone and everyone he wants. Ricochet from Dynamite, Hologram here, we’re going to get some great matches out of all of them as Ricochet builds up towards facing Ospreay for the International Championship. And we also got a very good showing from the new trio of Komander & Private Party, the alley-oop into the Gin & Juice is genius, and I feel like we’re definitely getting a Six Man Tag match, Fiesta Privada VS Moxley, Claudio & Pac. Non-title, but could be used as a plot point to compel a title match, and then Yuta has to decide whose side he is on.

Great Six Man Tag from Bang Bang Gang with Cage of Agony, and great win for Bang Bang Gang, they’ll be staying afloat as we wait on this World Trios Championship story to sort out. Very good promo segment from Top Flight Airlines, and while both sides of the argument are valid, I am leaning towards Action’s side. The whole faction could be doing so much more, they just need the opportunities. Though, calling out The House of Black might be a mistake. Good promo from The House of Black in response, calling out Top Flight and The Righteous, that sounds like a very good Trios Triple Threat in the making right there.

Very good stuff in the build of a new Women’s World Championship story here. Aminata and Deeb of course have their own issues brewing, but good revisit of Yuka and Deeb, which was the intended feud months ago before Yuka got hurt. Granted, there were parts of the match between Yuka and Deeb that were a bit rough, maybe it was a lot for Yuka’s return. But great win for Yuka, and then great stuff with her and Mariah, and that tag match made for Dynamite is going to be a lot of fun.

Very intriguing vignette from Stokely Hathaway. While he is still managing Statlander, he might be looking to expand into a full faction, which would be what the tag match videos are about. Good video showing Cassidy and Jericho in action at CMLL’s anniversary show, but Tony Schiavone misspoke, all the AEW guys lost that night. But then good follow-up of continuity both there in CMLL and here tonight with Jericho’s team beating Cassidy down. This adds some last minute heat to the Dynamite match, but I am very sure this all means Cassidy finds a way to win.

And awesome tag match main event from FTR VS GYV, and great win for FTR. I should’ve figured GYV would be sore losers about it, but I did not think The Outrunners would make the save. They are rapidly growing in popularity, even if it’s more for their hilarious gimmick. But between making amends with Infantry on ROH and coming out to help FTR, Outrunners look to be in a lot of 8 Man Tags in the near future. If things go right, they might even be tag team champions before the year is over. But probably ROH tag titles more than AEW tag titles.

My Score: 8.8/10

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Mitchell’s AEW Rampage Results & Report! (9/13/24)

Konosuke Takeshita is on a Rampage!

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The Don Callis Family is building momentum!

Though he failed to take the AEW Continental Championship at All Out, Konosuke Takeshita is still chasing The Rainmaker! Will The Alpha be ready for Action on a Friday night?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order; The Conglomeration wins.
  • Kamille VS Robyn Renegade; Kamille wins.
  • Roderick Strong w/ The Kingdom VS BEEF w/ Anthony Henry; Roddy wins.
  • The Outcasts VS Allysin Kay & Marti Belle; The Outcasts win.
  • Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Action Andretti w/ Lio Rush & Leila Grey; Konosuke wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Six Man Tag: The Conglomeration VS The Dark Order!

Chris Jericho kept whining about the $7000 for his jacket stained by orange juice, so Orange Cassidy, Mark Briscoe & Kyle O’Reilly paid him, in coins! But moving on from making a mess of a nice Bentley, Freshly Squeezed, The Sussex County Chicken & Violent Artist are looking to climb the Trios Division ranks! Will they head for those titles in the near future? Or will Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds & John Silver show #DarkOrderIsGood enough to go for gold?

The trios sort out, Reynolds starts against Mark, and the fans rally up for “DEM BOYS! DEM BOYS!” Mark and Reynolds step up, and Reynolds SLAPS Mark! Then kicks him low! Reynolds pie faces, whips, but Mark reverses to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Mark ROCKS Reynolds, tags Cassidy, and fans cheer as they DOUBLE SUPLEX! Cassidy flexes, the fans cheer, and Cassidy covers, ONE! Cassidy drags Reynolds up, suplexes, but Reynolds fights and wrenches free. Reynolds ROCKS Cassidy, Cassidy goes to ropes, so Reynolds YANKS the ropes to bring Cassidy back, and he BOOTS Cassidy down!

Tag to Silver, but the whole Dark Order jumps in, and Uno BLASTS The Conglomeration! Reynolds & Silver double whip Cassidy, cradle him, and SLAM him down! Uno STOMPS Cassidy’s hands, and then a TRIPLE DROPKICK knocks him down! Uno BLASTS Kyle & Mark again, then he and Reynolds pick Cassidy up. Silver builds speed, to jump up and flex! The fans are torn for this Kai ‘n’ Tai tribute, but Uno gives Cassidy a wet willy! That’s a wet finger in the ear for younger folks who might not know that trick. Silver drags Cassidy up, scoops him, and SLAMS him! “I’m freakin’ jacked, baby!” The fans are torn but Silver drags Cassidy up.

Silver scoops, Cassidy slips free, O’Conner Roll, TWO! Cassidy tags Kyle and the fans fire up! Kyle KICKS, KCIKS and KICKS Silver! Silver blocks one to CHOP! Silver puts Kyle in the corner, Reynolds holds him, and Silver runs up, Kyle slips free, the CHOP hits Reynolds! Uno grabs Kyle, Silver tries again, but Kyle slips free so the CHOP hits Uno! Silver blocks another kick but Kyle blocks a chop! Kyle feints to then SPIN KICK! Kyle whips Silver to the corner, runs up and forearm SMASH! Tag to Cassidy and he goes up, FLYING LARIAT! But the Dark Order grabs Cassidy! Silver wants them to hold on tight this time!

Silver runs up, but Cassidy dodges and Silver CHOPS Reynolds again! Silver is frustrated, Uno has Cassidy, but Cassidy slips away so the CHOP hits Uno! The Dark Order storms into the ring, to argue with each other! Cassidy tags Mark, Mark goes up, and Silver shoves Reynolds & Uno in frustration. Dark Order turn around, into a DOUBLE MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Silver runs up, but into a REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT! Silver sputters, Mark dodges him to CHOP and fire palm strikes! Kyle & Cassidy intercept Uno & Reynolds, send them out, and then Kyle sends Cassidy in to forearm SMASH Silver!

Kyle runs up, he forearm SMASHES! Mark runs in to LARIAT! Feed to the kitchen sink knee and basement dropkick! Mark goes up, but Reynold SHOVES him down! The fans boo but Kyle gets Reynolds’ leg! DRAGON SCREW! Silver runs up to BOOT Kyle in the back! GERMAN SUPLEX! Cassidy runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges to tilt-o-whirl, but Silver stops the DDT! Silver suplexes, but gets a STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Uno returns, Cassidy runs, tilt-o-whirl, POP-UP DDT for Silver! ORANGE- NO, Uno dodges! STOP! SLAP!! Then SOMETHING EVIL! Mark returns, he wrenches Uno and kicks! But Uno ducks the uppercut!

Mark and Uno grapple, Mark kicks and kicks then swings, but into a waistlock! Mark breaks free to PELE! Reynolds runs up, wrench and spin, ROLLING ELBOW! Mark rebounds, to LARIAT!! The fans are thunderous while all six men are down! A standing count begins, and Rampage goes picture in picture.

Mark and Silver stir, both men rise up, and Silver fires a forearm! Silver puts Mark in a corner, grinds his forearm in, then CHOPS him! Silver bumps Mark off buckles, tags Reynolds, and Dark Order mugs Mark in the corner. The ref counts while Reynolds digs his boots in, but he lets off to tag Uno. Uno CHOPS Mark, brings him in, and tags Silver. They mug Mark now, and then Silver snapmares to KICK Mark down. Silver paces but Mark rises up! Mark fires forearms and CHOPS! Silver hits back, Mark fires more shots, but Silver gets the edge. Silver winds up, runs, but Mark ducks ‘n’ dodges! DOUBLE LARIATS take both men down!

Rampage returns to single picture as the fans fire up! The Dark Order and Conglomeration coach their guys, hot tags to Reynolds and Kyle! Kyle rallies on The Dark Order with strikes! He fires knees on Reynolds, then fires another strike fest! LEG SEWEP, and the fans fire up! Tag to Cassidy, and they KICK and “kick.” KICK! Kick. KICK! Kick! KICK! KICK! They keep on Reynolds, then wind up, DOUBLE PENALTY KICK! The fans fire up more, and Cassidy takes aim. But Silver drags Orange out! Reynolds ELBOSS Kyle, Uno BLASTS Mark! Reynolds DIVES onto Mark, Uno waistlocks Kyle. Kyle elbows free, runs up, but into a GAMANGIRI from Silver!

Silver CANNONBALLS Mark, then UPPERCUTS Kyle! Uno BOOTS and DDTS Kyle! Cassidy returns, Uno whips him into a corner! Silver GAMANGIRIS, then he and Reynold start up the Wombo Combo! ROLLING ELBOW, ENZIGIRI, STUNNER, GERMAN SUPLEX!! Jackknife bridge, KYLE BREAKS IT! The fans fire up but Reynolds TOSSES Kyle. The Dark Order coordinate, and they drag Cassidy up. They lift him, Silver runs, but Cassidy avoid the pendulum! Then he DOUBLE RANAS Reynolds & Uno! Kyle FLYING KNEES Uno! Hot tag to Mark and then Cassidy DIVES onto Reynolds! Mark WRECKS Silver with a dropkick!

The fans fire up as Cassidy tosses Mark the chair! Perfect catch, and the fans fire up! Mark sets the chair up, builds speed, and the Chicken FLIES onto The Dark Order! The fans fire up again as Conglomeration puts Reynolds in. AX & SMASH! ORANGE PUNCH!! Mark has Reynolds in the underhooks, JAY DRILLER!! Cover, Conglomeration wins!

Winners: The Conglomeration, by pinfall

A big win for #DemBoys, and now Cassidy is rolling towards Dynamite and his newest grudge match with Chris Jericho. Will Cassidy leave Jericho holding the bag? Or will Jericho finally beat Orange to a pulp?

 

Backstage interview with Dustin Rhodes, Sammy Guevara and The Undisputed Kingdom.

Lexy Nair says Matt Taven & Mike Bennett asked for this time in order to talk with the ROH World Tag Team Champions in The Natural & The Spanish God. The floor is theirs. Bennett says hi, it’s so nice to see them somewhere not in Texas. Sammy says yeah, that’s true. Because the last time they all saw each other, it was All In, Wembley Stadium, and Team Texas beat The Kingdom’s ass. Oh, is that so? Because Taven remembers there being interference. Bennett remembers Kevin Von Erich constantly sticking his nose into their matches. Heck, ALL of Texas has been interfering in their matches! He’s surprised the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders didn’t show up!

Dustin says that would be kinda nice, actually. Taven says he’s just stick of seeing the two of them with those titles. Sammy is looking like Jim Carrey in The Mask. What was his name again? Bennett says it was Stanley Ipkiss. Yeah, Ipkiss! And then Dustin! Taven finally understands why Dustin paints his face. Taven would be ashamed, too, if he was acting like this. Dustin & Sammy have no honor! Actually, they should do this the one way they all know how! A Fight Without Honor! Because having no honor is the only tradition the Rhodes Family has- Dustin SLAPS Taven for that! Sammy holds Dustin back while Bennett helps Taven stand.

Sammy reminds them that this is DUSTIN RHODES, a living legend! Put respect on his name, because he’s earned it, unlike The Kingdom. Dustin tells Taven to never mention his family again, “you tick turd SOB!” For 36 LONG HARD YEARS, Dustin has done nothing but be honorable! He has been ripping, tearing, clawing his way through this sport, falling down 1000 times and failing his ass off, but then getting right back up and on the horse. Does Taven understand!? If Taven wants his shot at these titles, it’ll be in his home town of Springfield, Massachusetts next Saturday! And it won’t just be any match, it’ll be a BUNKHOUSE BRAWL!

Dustin is the King of the Bunkhouse! And if The Kingdom has any balls, then they’ll show up, and Dustin will rip their freakin’ eyeballs out!! The Kingdom gets their title match, but will getting the titles back cost them something in return?

 

Kamille VS Robyn Renegade!

Mercedes Mone’s Brickhouse has been a big help, but it is time for her to get hers. Will she start building a solid standing of her own? Or will she fail to stop this Renegade?

The bell rings and the two tie up. Kamille RAMS Robyn right to a corner, then fires off CHOPS and forearms! The ref counts, Kamille shifts to stomping a mudhole, but she stops at 4. The fans boo but Kamille brings Robyn up to whip. Robyn KICKS back, but that just annoys Kamille. She BOOTS Robyn down! Robyn flounders, Kamille drags her up, and Kamille scoops. Robyn fights free, Kamille hits buckles, then Robyn fires forearms! Robyn whips, Kamille reverses, but Robyn ducks and leaps, into Kamille’s arms! And then a BEARHUG! Robyn endures, Kamille CLUBS her and suplexes! The fans are torn as Kamille storms after Robyn.

Robyn flops out of the ring, but Kamille pursues. Kamille CLUBS Robyn, brings her up, and BEARHUGS again! The ref has a ring count going, but Kamille carries Robyn around, CLUBS her, then POSTS her! Robyn falls in a heap, but Kamille drags Robyn up. Kamille pushes Robyn in, storms after her, and runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Kamille hoists Robyn up top, climbs, but Robyn fires body shots! Robyn fires forearms, then HEADBUTTS! Kamille staggers back, Robyn CROSSBODIES! cover, ONE!! Kamille runs up but into an ELBOW! Robyn jumps on for a SLEEPER! Kamille RAMS Robyn into buckles! Kamille is free, then she scoops!

Kamille runs with Robyn, OKLAHOMA STAMPEDE! But she’s not done there! The fans are torn as Kamille drags Robyn back up. Kamille reels Robyn in, hoists her up, DOMINATE-HER!! Cover, Kamille wins!

Winner: Kamille, by pinfall

The Brickhouse just dropped “The Truth” on Robyn, and The Truth hurts! But will everyone in the Women’s Division have to face The Truth that Kamille is the new alpha around here?

 

Christopher Daniels speaks.

“It’s no secret that I’ve had my problems with The Elite this past year. And ever since I became Interim EVP, I’ve done my best to offset The Elite abusing their power here in AEW. But I haven’t forgotten that I’m still a professional wrestler at heart. And now, Jack Perry has this Open Challenge for the TNT Championship. And I would never ask anybody in this locker room to fight a battle that I wasn’t prepared to fight myself. So let me put it to you plainly, Jack Perry. How about tomorrow night, you VS me for the TNT Championship? And lemme give you a little advice: You better pack a lunch, cuz I’m coming to kick your ass.”

The Fallen Angel is rising to the challenge! Will he turn The Scapegoat into the sacrifice he so badly wants to be? Or will Jack Perry still be the Face of TNT?

 

Roderick Strong w/ The Kingdom VS BEEF w/ Anthony Henry!

The Savior of the Backbreaker has called Hook out over the FTW Championship, and Hook responded just the other night on Dynamite. That battle is coming, and Roddy is even talking trash on the way to the ring that he’ll be making an example of his opponent tonight. Will Roddy use Anthony Henry’s second-cousin-in-law to send a message to the Cold-Hearted Handsome Devil?

Beef offers a handshake, Roddy refuses, and Beef remembers this is Rampage, not ROH. The bell rings and Beef circles with Roddy. They tie up, Roddy wrenches and wristlocks. Roddy slaps Beef around, lets off, and he soaks up heat in the corner. Henry coaches Beef, Beef and Roddy reset and circle. They tie up, Roddy waistlocks then headlocks. Beef powers up and out, then he runs Roddy over! The fans fire up for Beef, but Roddy kicks the leg! Roddy CHOPS and ROCKS Beef, then ROCKS him again. Beef ROCKS Roddy in return! And again, and again, and again! The fans fire up, and Beef whips, only for Roddy to reverse!

Beef cartwheels past Roddy to DROPKICK! The fans fire up with Beef, and he hopes Henry saw that. Roddy KNEES Beef low! Roddy fires forearms while Rampage goes picture in picture.

Roddy reels Beef in, but then Beef suplexes first! Roddy slips free, CLUBS Beef, then runs, into a HIP ATTACK! Beef says kiss this while Roddy tumbles out of the ring! The Kingdom check son Roddy, but Beef steps to the apron. Henry tells The Kingdom to back off, but Roddy gets up to ENZIGIRI Beef! And then APRON BACK SUPLEX! That’s a lot of Beef hitting the edge, and The Kingdom is all fired up! Henry tells them to back off, and he checks his second cousin by marriage. Roddy pushes Beef in, stomps him around, then CLUBS him. Beef staggers, Roddy CHOPS him! Beef staggers along the ropes, but Roddy CHOPS him again!

Roddy ROCKS Beef in a corner, Beef gets his guard up but Roddy pie faces him. Beef pushes Roddy, then fires haymakers! Beef kicks low, but Roddy drop toeholds to drop an elbow! Beef writhes, sits up, and Roddy CHOPS him! Roddy clamps onto a chinlock and he squeezes tight! Beef endures, fights up, and he JAWBREAKERS free! Roddy staggers back, returns, but Beef NORTHERN LIGHTS! Bridging cover, TWO! Roddy ROCKS Beef and Beef falls hard into a corner! The Kingdom cheers, Beef shakes out the stars, and Rampage goes to break.

Rampage returns and Roddy drags himself up with ropes on one end, Beef on the other. The fans rally up, Roddy storms up, but Beef ROCKS him first! And JABS! JABS! JABS! Beef keeps throwing hands, then winds up, to HAYMAKER! The fans fire up with Beef and he brings Roddy around. Underhook for the BUTTERFLY SUPLEX! Roddy goes to a corner, Beef pumps up and runs in, LARIAT in the corner! Beef whips corner to corner, then LARIATS! Beef keeps moving, BULLDOG! Cover, TWO! Roddy stays in this but the fans stay fired up for “BEEF! BEEF! BEEF!” Beef waits, CHOPS, and JABS!

Roddy goes to a corner, Beef CHOPS again! And ROCKS him again! Beef whips corner to corner, Roddy reverses, but Beef goes up and out! Beef hurries, blows through the lariat, but not the GAMANGIRI! Beef is stuck up top, Roddy goes up after him! Roddy brings Beef to the very tup, SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Beef survives and Lexington loves it! The Kingdom, however, does not. Roddy drags Beef up, reels him in, and fireman’s carries. Beef slips free, waistlocks, but Roddy bucks the O’Conner. Beef returns to SPLASH against ropes! The fans fire up, Henry even rallies, but then The Kingdom mugs Henry!

The fans boo as The Kingdom send Henry into railing! Beef still runs to CROSSBODY at the ropes! The #SloppySteak has been served, but Beef realizes what’s happening to his cousin! Beef runs up to CLOBBER The Kingdom! The fans fire up and Beef hurries back into the ring. Roddy STRONG KNEES him! Cover, Roddy wins!

Winner: Roderick Strong, by pinfall

The Kingdom used Beef’s family against him, and that is how Roddy comes away with the win. But if Roddy needed help eating up Beef, will he need all the help he can get when he and Hook battle it out?

 

The Righteous speak.

Ol’ Dutch says, “There’s always light after dark. You have to go through a dark place to find it, but it’s there waiting for you.” The image returns and Vincent says, “There’s a light in the AEW Tag Division. But for Vincent & Dutch, we’re that dimly lit candle that’s in the corner of the dark house. This might sound crazy to you, this might sound crazy to all of you, but the truth is, we’re all here because we’re not all there. You dig what I’m saying, man?” The Righteous sit down, and Dutch names The House of Black. Are the Righteous looking to light up The House? Or will Malakai, Brody & Buddy make sure even these two #FadeToBlack?

 

The Outcasts VS Allysin Kay & Marti Belle!

With Mariah May going on about her still-to-come glamorous championship celebration, and Mercedes Mone still holding onto two belts between two companies, it is anyone’s guess as to who gets their shots next. Will Saraya & Harley make sure they’re not on the outside looking in? Or will there be a Hex put on the AEW Women’s Division now that AK47 and The Voodoo Queen are here?

The teams sort out and Saraya starts against Marti. They tie up, and Marti fires off forearms! Marti puts Saraya in a corner, but Saraya bumps Marti off buckles from top to bottom! Saraya digs her boot in, stomps a mudhole, and lets off with a shout! The fans fire up, Saraya brings Marti up and ROCKS her. Saraya then backs off, distracts the ref, and that lets Harley thrash Marti around! Harley throws Marti down, Saraya sucker punches Allysin, and the ref has to hold Allysin back! Saraya gets to stomp away on Marti in that distraction, and then she bumps Marti off buckles. Tag to Harley, and she RAMS into Marti! And RAMS in again!

Harley digs her boot into Marti, then bumps Marti off buckles. Harley digs her boot in again, the ref counts, and Harley lets off. Harley runs up, Marti puts her on the apron, but Harley ROUNDHOUSES! Harley CLUBS Marti in the ropes, AX KICKS her, and then steps back in. Harley CHOKES Marti on ropes, the ref counts, but Harley lets off., Now Sararya gets cheap shots in! The fans are torn but Marti flops back. Harley tags Saraya, she tells fans to shut up, and she ROCKS Marti. Saraya whips Marti hard into railing, then she soaks up heat. The ref counts, Saraya drags Marti up and into the ring. Saraya drags Marti up and tags Harley back in.

Harley & Saraya mug Marti, and Harley digs her boot in. Harley lets off to run, roll, and come back. But Marti BOOTS Harley, ROCKS Saraya, but Harley drop toeholds! Harley grabs legs, but Marti BOOTS her away! Hot tag to AK! Allysin rallies on The Outcasts, FLAPJACK for Saraya! Allysin reels Harley in, but Saraya saves her from the Canadian Rack. Saraya then sucker punches Marti! Harley serves SOLE FOOD to Allysin, then she shrieks! Harley runs, Saraya tags, Harley SHINING WIZARDS! Harley covers but Saraya says sorry, she didn’t warn her. Saraya drags Allysin up, for the KNIGHT CAP! Cover, Outcasts win!

Winners: The Outcasts, by pinfall

Saraya smiles sweety but she’s a bit of a snake sniping her own teammate’s win. But one way or another, will these two be heading for championships? WAIT! A former champion is here in the form of Jamie Hayter! Hayter storms down to the ring, The Outcasts dare her, but then Saraya bails! Harley is all alone, and Hayter DECKS her! Saraya runs away into the night! Harley staggers back to her feet, again learning Hayter Hits Hard. Will Saraya make sure she never even gets within arm’s length of Hayter? Or is there no running from what’s coming?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Collision!

In The Conglomeration’s continued efforts of collaboration, they are teaming with the hit sensation, Hologram! They’re taking on an equally interesting combination of Tony Nese, Ariya Daivari and The Beast Mortos! Will Mark Briscoe, Kyle O’Reilly and the futuristic high-flyer be able to bring down The Premier Athletes and the menacing minotaur? Then, Wheeler Yuta returns one whole week after the incident at All Out. Will he be able to focus after witnessing the brutal betrayal of Blackpool Combat Club on Bryan Danielson? Or will Anthony Henry take advantage of a distraught Decoder?

Additionally, we’ll see the returning Yuka Sakazaki put herself to the test against Serena Deeb! Will The Wrestling Magical Girl show she’s at 100%? Plus, Queen Aminata and Robyn Renegade face off, both looking to rebound a bit in the rankings after recent defeats. And speaking of rebounds, Komander & Private Party were the victims of Jon Moxley and his new BCC, will they finally get their first Trios match together?

 

BREAKING NEWS for Dynamite!

With The Don Callis Family targeting The Elite’s gold, it was only natural to make a huge Six Man Tag match! Will Ospreay, Kyle Fletcher & Konosuke Takeshita are going to face Kazuchika Okada & The Young Bucks, which side gains a major edge going into all the different title matches? Speaking The Don Callis Family…

 

Konosuke Takeshita w/ Don Callis VS Action Andretti w/ Lio Rush & Leila Grey!

All Out’s Continental Championship was a Fatal 4 Way, so the odds weren’t in The Alpha’s favor, but he still doesn’t like that he lost. Plus, Kazuchika Okada had to go and taunt Konosuke on Dynamite, so now he’s in a worse mood. Will Konosuke take all his anger out on Action Andretti? Or will this be a Sight to See on a Friday night?

The bell rings and the fans rally up. The two circle slowly, then tie up. Konosuke’s height gives him the advantage and he puts Action on ropes. The ref counts, Konosuke lets off but with a pie face. Action steps up to pie faces back! Konosuke swings, Action gets under and around to waistlock. Konosuke switches, Action drops but Konosuke stops the wheelbarrow to waistlock. Action counters the lift with an arm-drag! Action then wrenches, CHOPS, and knuckle locks. Action goes up and up an FLYING ARM-DRAGS! Konosuke comes back, dodges, but Action handsprings through the back drop! Action tilt-o-whirls to RANA, and DROPKICK!

Konosuke bails out, Action kips up, and he goes to the apron. Konosuke blocks a kick to YANK Action down! Konosuke drags Action up, and whips him hard into steel steps! Action writhes, Konosuke talks smack, and Konosuke drags Action up. Fans chant “One More Time! One More Time!” in reference to the steps. Konosuke ROCKS Action with forearm after forearm, then he whips Action back into the steps! The fans cheer that their request was fulfilled, and Konosuke drags Action back up. Konosuke brings Action up the steps, and shoves him into the ring at 5 of 10. Konosuke puts Action in a corner to ROCK him with a forearm.

Ref Aubrey Edwards reprimands, but Konosuke CHOPS Action! Konosuke hoists Action up top, climbs up after him, and the fans fire up. But Action fires body shots first! Konosuke CLAWS Action’s eyes, then goes up to the very top! The fans fire up for the SUPER DUPER PLEX! Cover, TWO!! Action just gets that arm up and Konosuke is annoyed, but Rampage goes picture in picture.

Konosuke looms over Action, but Action fires body shots! Konosuke BOOTS Action down! Konosuke drags Action up, puts him on ropes, and CHOKES him, then fishhooks him! Aubrey reprimands, Konosuke argues with her, but that just lets Callis get some shots in! He even CHOKES Action! Lio & Leila protests but Callis gets away with it. Konosuke drags Action up, snapmares, and then clamps on a chinlock. Konosuke grinds Action down, but Action endures and fights up. The fans rally as Action fires body shots! Action CHOPS, whips, but Konosuke reverses to ELBOW Action down! Konosuke paces while Leila & Lio are worried.

Konosuke drags Action up, bumps him off buckles, then goes up. Konosuke rains down fists! Konosuke stops at nine, shakes his head at the fans, and BITES Action’s forehead! Konosuke hops down, whips corner to corner, but Action goes up and around to sunset flip! TWO! Action goes up and up to CROSSBODY into Konosuke’s arms! BACKBREAKER! Konosuke brings Action around to whip and BOOT! Action checks his teeth, Konosuke pushes him to a cover, TWO! Konosuke is annoyed, but he stalks Action. Konosuke uses  his own wrist tape to CHOKE Action! The ref reprimands, counts, so Konosuke changes to a chinlock.

Action endures, even as Konosuke grinds him down. Konosuke shifts to have a motorcycle stretch but Action fights up. Action works to turn the hold, but Konosuke keeps it on tight. Action still fights, but Konosuke wrangles Action with a cording hold. Action keeps his shoulders up, fights around, and Rampage returns to single picture. Action fires body shots, but Konosuke CLAWS his face again! The ref reprimands, but Action blocks the Power Drive Knee! Action rises up, but Konosuke goes for the eyes again! Konosuke shoves Action, but Action BOOTS back! Action fires haymakers, bobs ‘n’ weaves, then ROCKS Konosuke!

Action whips, Konosuke reverses, but Action handsprings to back elbow! The fans fire up and Action watches Konosuke bail out. Action runs up to ENZIGIRI! Konosuke drops off the apron, and Action builds speed to handspring, somersault and SENTON! Action then whips, but Konosuke reverses. Action slides in, returns, and FLIES! Direct hit and Action lands on his feet! The fans fire up, Action gets Konosuke back in the ring. Action springboards, 450 but he has to roll through! Action mule kicks, CHOPS, but Konosuke ducks the kick to GERMAN SUPLEX! Konosuke runs, TAKESHITA LINE!! Cover, TWO!!

Leila & Lio coach Action up but Callis does the same with Konosuke. Konosuke vows to end this, and he drags Action up. Konosuke reels Action in, lifts, but Action fires hands! Action leans back, but Konosuke pops him back up! LAST- RANA!! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke escapes, but Action SHOOTING- NO! Konosuke moves, rolls Action, but Action rolls through! Konosuke avoids the kick, avoids the moonsault, and avoids another shooting star! The fans fire up while both men are down! Konosuke wags his finger as he rises up, and the fans rally. Action goes to a corner, runs up, and he SHOTGUNS! But Konosuke doesn’t budge!

Konosuke swings, Action dodges, handsprings, but into a BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Cover, TWO?!? Konosuke is stunned, but Action survives! This is the same Action that beat Chris Jericho in his first AEW match, and he goes to a corner. Konosuke runs up, but Action dodges! Action comes back, into an ELBOW! Action falls, Konosuke goes up, but Action kips up to PELE! Action runs, jumps, and is right up top to SUPER STEINER! The fans fire up and Action springboards, into the ALPHA ELBOW!! Konosuke runs, POWER DRIVE KNEE!! Cover, but Konosuke lets Action up!? Konosuke wants to make this one hurt! Konosuke suplexes, for RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Konosuke wins!

Winner: Konosuke Takeshita, by pinfall

A message sent to everyone, but especially Okada! Will The Don Callis Family, working in chorus with Will Ospreay, be able to bring down The Elite? Or will The Rainmaker put out Konosuke’s Raging Fire before they ever go 1v1?


My Thoughts:

A very good Rampage here, maybe even great, because there was even good stuff in what should’ve been throwaway matches. I love that they gave Beef a great showing against Roderick Strong, and Beef really can do some stuff. His charisma is automatic, he’s shown character on ROH, and Henry even got fired up for Beef, a story beat that only matters to those who watch ROH, but it was still cool to see. But of course The Kingdom get involved in a roundabout way so that Roddy can win. You can bet that’ll happen when it’s Hook VS Roddy for the FTW Championship under FTW Rules, a remix of Hook VS Jericho.

Also, great promo from The Kingdom with Dustin & Sammy to set up not just an ROH World Tag Team Championship match, but a Bunkhouse Brawl! So great to have that stipulation back, the last one was during Empty Arena Era. Can’t wait to see how wild they get next Saturday. Very good promo from The Righteous, did not think they’d call out The House of Black, but if they also bring Lance Archer into this, that’s a great Six Man Tag. And great promo from Christopher Daniels to make the TNT Championship match with Jack Perry. Logically, The Bucks can now call Daniels a hypocrite for taking this Open Challenge for himself. But anyway, Jack will definitely retain, and he’ll add a big name to his list of wins.

Great Six Man Tag for The Conglomeration VS Dark Order, in which The Conglomeration of course won. That gives Cassidy momentum into his match with Jericho on Dynamite, and I suppose that’ll be some good stuff. But it feels like Jericho wins that to avenge his jacket and his Bentley, and pushes this to like Grand Slam or the Dynamite Anniversary Show. It could even be a Six Man Tag, and Bill turns on Jericho over the whole “you’re being used” line from Dynamite. Good match for Kamille that she of course would win, and that’s a great name for her finisher, because it is a phrase you can use in promos and things like my write-up.

Very good tag match from The Outcasts VS The Hex, but of course Saraya & Harley win. Speaking of Jericho’s “you’re being used” line, Saraya is of course using Harley, she let Harley take another shot from Hayter. Hayter VS Saraya is itself a Grand Slam or Anniversary Show level match, that’ll be a lot of fun. And of course, great stuff in the main event. Action got to look great, it’s been a minute since he looked this good in a singles match, but of course Konosuke won. Them making a Six Man Tag of Elite VS Don Callis Family for Dynamite is some interesting stuff. I was theorizing on Wednesday that they might already start planting seeds of Callis kicking Fletcher out of the group, and if Fletcher were to take the loss to The Elite, those seeds could be planted early.

My Score: 8.7/10

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