AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (8/3/24)
An All-Star Collision!
The word of the day is, “Cohesion!”
In a star-studded 8 Man Tag, Mark Briscoe, Darby Allin & FTR join forces against The Kingdom and The Beast Mortos, all to build momentum towards All In!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Holo.grm & Mistico VS The Premier Athletes w/ Mark Sterling; Holo.grm & Mistico win.
- Toni Storm VS Rache Chanel; Storm wins.
- Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis VS Brian Cage; Kyle wins.
- AEW Continental Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Lee Moriarty VS Claudio Castagnoli VS Tomohiro Ishii; Claudio wins and will challenge Kazuchika Okada for the title.
- Thunder Rosa VS Taya Valkyrie; Rosa wins.
- 8 Man Tag: Mark Briscoe, Darby Allin & FTR VS The Beast Mortos & The Undisputed Kingdom; Mark, Darby & FTR win.
PLAY BY PLAY
The Patriarchy is here!
Christian Cage wears all three AEW World Trios Championship belts as he leads Mother Shayna, “Prodigy” Nick Wayne & Killswitch/Luchasaurus out to the ring. The Esports Stadium crowd is torn, but Christian holds up all the belts as he circles around the ring. Then Christian tells them to sit down and shut their mouths while he conducts business. “Now, Arlington, I’m gonna keep this short and sweet, for the simple reason that I hate it here and I have a private plane waiting to get me outta this hellhole.
“Now, a couple short weeks ago, in this very ring, in this very arena, The Patriarchy did exactly what I said we would do, when we walked into this ring and we walked out the brand new Trios Champions. I told you on my road back to becoming the World Heavyweight Champion, I was going to use the Trios Champions as a vehicle, and I would use them as a gift for my family for showing their support to me over the past year. Now you losers might look at these objects around my waist and over my shoulder and think of them as, ‘Hey, that’s a pretty nice belt,’ or, ‘Those are nice belts that you have.’
“A belt holds up your pants. Or in my case, a belt is used to discipline a naughty child. What you’re looking at over my shoulder is a title. And until you realize that, you do not deserve to call yourself a champion! And I’m proud to say that my family has realized what these championship titles really mean. In the spirit of my family growing with me, I’m going to do what I promised to do. I am going to present The Patriarchy with their championship titles.” The fans boo but Christian first goes to “son” Nick Wayne, “the apple of my eye, my boy.” Christian is so proud of Nick. The leaps and bounds he has grown since he’s been with Christian, Christian can’t even comprehend it.
Nick is so special! Nick is what Christian said he was: a prodigy. Such a prodigy, that Nick Wayne has now become the youngest champion in the history of AEW! Stand up and take notice of Christian’s son! The fans boo instead. Other than himself, Christian can’t think of anyone who deserves this more than Nick. He is honored to present Nick with his championship title. One belt is given over and Nick holds it on his shoulder. Then “father and son” hug while fans duel, “You Deserve It!” “No He Don’t!”
Then to Killswitchasaurus, Christian says he is what he was asked to be: The Finisher! The muscle! The man that does all the dirty work when needed! Christian wants him to know how much Christian appreciates him. The Patriarchy doesn’t work without Killswitch! Christian wanted to acknowledge Killswitch and how much he means to Christian. They hug, the fans cheer, and with that said, Christian says Luchasaurus did not give birth to a Prodigy. Mother Wayne gets the belt!? She gave birth to the next best wrestler on the planet, so there is no one more deserving other than her!
The fans boo but Christian says this is a warning to any trio that- Killswitch turns Christian around! But wait! The House of Black is here! The fans bark it up for Brody King & Malakai Black as they head to the ring. Malakai already has a mic, but Christian says, “Well, well, well. The House of Black, huh?” Malakai & “Jelly Roll.” He knows they’re here to stake claim as contenders to these titles, but Christian told them before, they’re not a trio anymore. There is only two of them, and after what happened to Buddy Matthews, they won’t be a trio for a long, long time. Therefore, that distinction is null and void.
So surely, they didn’t come out here to challenge for titles. Christian thinks they see him and realized that everything he touches turns to gold. He heard the hype train of Malakai Black all these years, and he hasn’t lived up to it. That’s on Malakai, so he is here for advice. Not just any advice, but some fatherly advice. So that advice is, they saw The Patriarchy walk through The Bang Bang Gang like a hot knife through butter. If The Patriarchy can do that to those guys, then imagine what they can do to The House of Black. What were they even thinking? Three against two, what were they thinking?!
Malakai says, “Yes, well…” And then the lights go out! When the lights come up, BUDDY IS BACK! Christian bails out, he gets his guys out of there, and the fans fire up! The House has sent The Patriarchy running because they’re now 100%! And wait! Here comes The Bang Bang Gang! Juice Robinson & The Gunns keep The Patriarchy from getting up the ramp. The Patriarchy jumps into the crowd to run away! But KIP SABIAN tosses Nick back! Superbad smirks as The Prodigy is all on his own against six! Juice throws Nick in for The House! The fans tell Nick he done messed up! ROUNDHOUSE from Malakai! POP-UP KNEE from Buddy!
Brody runs in to SPLASH in the corner! Nick sits down, the fans bark with Brody, and Christian can only watch as CERBERUS STRIKES! Fans want that “One More Time!” but then The House and the Bang Bang Gang all grab at Nick’s belt. Will all three trios be going All In for the World Trios Championships?
Backstage interview with Dustin Rhodes & The Von Erichs.
Lexy Nair is with the NEW ROH World Six Man Tag Team Champions, and says what an emotional week it has been. Tell her how it feels to have these titles? Dustin says she just said it, it has been an emotional week. An emotional couple of weeks, really. He’s 55 years old, and to step in the ring one more time, with a family that he has watched since he was a child, and these new, young Von Erichs, Marshall & Ross, under the tutelage of their father, Kevin Von Erich, MY GAWD. The stars have aligned! The Rhodes, The Von Erichs, and they took it to ’em! They have more heart, and this is Texas’ best right here as THE ROH World Six Man Champs!
Marshall says that’s right. 12 years in the business, the fans don’t see the gut wrenching prayers and heartache, the peaks and valleys. But for it all to pay off like this, with their “brother,” Dustin, and their father. It was the greatest night of their career. Ross says it is official. This Von Erich/Rhodes Era has official begun. And then in steps Sammy Guevara. Sammy knows he and Dustin have a long history, and Dustin may not trust Sammy… Dustin has Sammy hold on. Dustin knows that Sammy knows that trust is earned. Sammy says he’ll earn it. For a long time, Sammy’s been stuck in a certain vortex, and now he’s out.
For the first time in five years, Sammy is his own man, making his own decisions. And what Sammy wants is to earn Dustin’s trust, and to team with him in ROH. And the same goes for the Von Erichs. Right here are four Texas legends. This is history in the making! Sammy wants to team with them, earn their trust, and even take this to AEW. What do they say? Sammy offers a handshake, and Dustin takes it. Could this be the Von Erich/Rhodes/Guevara era in the making?
Holo.grm & Mistico VS The Premier Athletes w/ Mark Sterling!
Speaking of that vortex, it would seem The Learning Tree had to go and call out the NWA World Historic Welterweight Champion by showing up in CMLL’s Arena Mexico! Are Hologram & Mistico about to be dragged into Chris Jericho’s drama? Or can they at least focus on Tony Nese & Ariya Daivari first?
“Smart” Mark Sterling of course interrupts Arkady Aura’s ring announcing to say he’ll take it from here. Everyone knows The Premier Athletes, Nese & Daivari. Now, their opponents don’t even belong in the same league, or even the same sport! Those guys should be in Paris working on floor routines and balance beams losing to superior athletes over there. However, the result will be the same here tonight. The only difference is that they will be losing to superior athletes here in Texas, in front of a bunch of fat people! The fans boo but will the luchadores make Nese & Daivari eat Sterling’s words?
The teams sort out and Hologram starts against Daivari. The bell rings, the fans rally up, and the two circle. Daivari and Hologram tie up, Daivari wrenches, but the fans rally for Hologram. Daivari wristlocks, but Hologram rolls, handsprings and kicks free to wrench and spin and trip Daivari! The fans cheer, Hologram gets moving, but Daivari hurdles. Hologram ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! The fans fire up and then Hologram DROPKICKS! Hologram kips up, wrenches Daivari and wristlocks. Daivari pulls the mask! The fans boo but Nese tags in. The Premier Athletes mug Hologram in the corner!
The ref counts, the fans boo, but Nese & Daivari let off. Sterling says these are real athletes here. Nese reels Hologram in, but Hologram lands out of the back suplex to hot tag Mistico! Mistico springboards to CROSSOBDY Nese! Then he DECKS Daivari! Mistico whips, Nese reverses but gets around the handspring! Mistico dodges Nese, runs back in, but Nese tosses Mistico! Hologram is there for some SILLY STRING! Daivari runs up, Mistico blocks to knuckle lock, KICK, and go up, and up, and FLYING RANA ARM-DRAG COMBO! The fans fire up, Hologram gets in to give Mistico a boost, DOUBLE DROPKICK!
The Premier Athletes bail out, the fans fire up, and the luchadores build speed! But they fake Nese & Daivari out to roll back and superhero pose! Sterling is mad but the fans love it! They rally for “LUCHA! LUCHA!” and The Premier Athletes regroup. Nese storms up to the ring, Collision goes picture in picture.
Mistico feeds off the energy of the fans while he circles with Nese. But Daivari & Sterling distract him, and Nese CLOBBERS Mistico from behind! Nese stomps away, tags Daivari, and then drags Mistico up. The Premier Athletes mug Mistico, then Daivari whips Mistico for a BIG ELBOW! Cover, TWO! Daivari drags Mistico up, bumps him off buckles, and pushes him down to CHOKE on ropes! The ref counts, Daivari lets off, but now Sterling CHOKES Mistico! Daivari tags Nese in, they mug Mistico, and then Nese CHOKES Mistico! Nese lets off, but Sterling CHOKES Mistico again! The Premier Athletes keep getting away with stuff! Nese covers, TWO!
Nese pushes Mistico around and clamps on a chinlock. Mistico endures, the fans rally up, and Mistico rises up. Mistico fires body shots, but Nese throws him down by the mask! The ref reprimands but Nese soaks up the heat. Nese then stomps Mistico to keep him from Hologram. Nese drags Mistico around, Collision returns to single picture, and Nese CLUBS away with crossface forearms! Nese clamps on a chinlock to grind Mistico down. Mistico fights up, the fans rally, but Nese fires a knee! Then Nese DECKS Hologram because he can! Tag to Daivari, and the Premier Athletes double whip. Mistico handsprings to DOUBLE BACK ELBOW!
The fans fire up and Mistico stands. He dodges the Premier Athletes, sense Nese into Daivari, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to RANA! Nese tumbles out, Mistico CHOPS Daivari! Mistico goes up and up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS again! Daivari tumbles, the fans fire up, and Mistico crawls for his corner! The fans are thunderous for Hologram, hot tag to the man! Hologram jumps in, SOBATS, KICKS, and HEEL KICKS Daivari! Nese runs up, Hologram wrenches him, and he kicks off Daivari. Shiranui doesn’t quite work out but Hologram shoves Nese into Daivari! Hologram then runs up, uses Nese as a boost to get on Daivari’s shoulders!
Hologram then drops back to FLYING ARM-DRAG Nese!! The fans are thunderous as Hologram wrenches, hammerlocks, and lifts Daivari, for a SWINGING FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Daivari survives but Hologram refocuses. Hologram KICKS, KICKS, then reels Daivari in. Daivari fights back with a headlock, and Nese tags in as Hologram powers out. Nese spins Hologram around but Hologram ROUNDHOUSES! Hologram whips, Nese slides to pump handle and PREMIER PILEDRIVER! Cover, Mistico breaks it! The fans fire up, but Daivari whips Mistico out! Daivari hurries to his corner, Nese tags him in.
Nese & Daivari drag Hologram up to whip, but he KICKS them each! Hologram sweeps Daivari’s leg, stomps a foot, then reels Daivari in. The fans fire up but Sterling gets up! Hologram runs Sterling off but that lets Daivari CLUB Hologram! Daivari whips, Hologram reverses and Daivari tumbles out! Hologram DIVES onto Sterling! Hologram gets back in the ring, the fans are thunderous, and Hologram builds sped, only for Nese to SUPERKICK! Mistico springboards in to MISSILE DROPKICK Nese! The Premier Athletes regroup, Mistico runs and Hologram gives him a boost, TORNILLO PLANCHA!
The Premier Athletes are down, but Hologram goes up! Tightrope walk, CANNONBALL into everyone!! The fans are thunderous and Hologram puts Daivari in! Hologram goes up, the fans love “A E DUBQ!” for making this the opening match! 450 SPLASH! Cover, the luchadores win!
Winners: Holo.grm & Mistico, by pinfall
The cyber star and the champion stand tall! Will this momentum help Mistico take the fight to Jericho? Will Hologram be projected for a title opportunity?
Mariah May is here!
The Glamour, The Queen of Harts, is joining commentary so she can carefully watch this match. And also, she asks Tony Schiavone if she should, “say something, b*tch.” She throws his words back at him from a few weeks ago, and Schiavone apologizes for that comment. Nigel is sure enjoying this.
Toni Storm VS ???
The Leading Lady is more than ready to go All In with Mariah May, and uh, she heads right for her on commentary! Toni and Mariah are brawling! Mariah hits Storm low, then CLUBS her with the SHOOOE~! Christopher Daniels rushes in to stop this, he is removing Mariah from commentary. He warns her, she will lose her All In match if she keeps instigating things. Mariah says fine, but then Storm FLIES OFF THE STAGE!! The AEW Women’s World Champion just wiped out her challenger and The Fallen Angel! The brawl continues and the fans are loving it! Storm drags Mariah towards ringside!
Security rushes out here, the fans boo, they want to “LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!” The two hellcats are separated, but then Storm’s opponent comes after her! The fans boo and Mariah smiles because now Rache Chanel is gonna do her dirty work! Chanel whips Storm hard into steel steps! Then she pushes Storm in the ring, and the bell rings. The “Fashionista” BOOTS Storm down! Chanel says she’s gonna be champ herself! Chanel whips, Storm gets around, and GERMAN SUPLEXES! Chanel flounders to a corner, and now Mariah scowls as Storm runs up, SWEET HIP MUSIC! Storm drags Chanel out while staring Mariah down.
Chanel ROCKS Storm with a forearm! Storm just grins! Chanel spins, into a wrench and kick! Then STORM ZERO!! Cover, Storm wins!
Winner: Toni Storm, by pinfall
And Storm storms right to the apron! The security stays in her way, but this war at Wembley is going to happen! Will Mariah survive the fury she has unleashed within Storm?
Kyle Fletcher speaks.
“I first met Will Ospreay when I was 18 years old. Of course at first I was intimidated by Will, he was this big star, I was this skinny kid from Australia. I don’t know why he took me under his wing, but I am a better wrestler, probably a better man, because of it.” MJF’s cowardly attack on Ospreay angered Kyle. For all the things Ospreay has done for Kyle, Kyle promises to have his back until the day he dies. The Aussie Arrow is after MJF this Wednesday, but will he even make it past The Machine here tonight?
MJF visited Arena Mexico.
It was last night that Maxwell Jacob Friedman begrudgingly went down to Arena Mexico to defend his “great nation’s honor” against Templario. MJF got the tour, he waved the American flag, and questioned the legacy of Arena Mexico the entire time. But the AEW American Champion showed off “a superior culture and a superior athlete.” The so-called American Hero at least kept the belt, so will he be more than warmed up for Dynamite this Wednesday?
Kyle Fletcher w/ Don Callis VS Brian Cage!
The Aussie Arrow didn’t like The Machine mouthing off to him after squashing some rando on Rampage. Will Kyle come out of Collision in one piece? Or will we still have no answer to the question, “Who betta than The Machine?”
The bell rings and the fans rally for Kyle. Kyle and Cage tie up, and Cage digs in his heels as Kyle tries to push him back. Cage then powers Kyle to a corner. They go around, Cage RAMS into Kyle, but Kyle avoids the chop! Kyle CHOPS back, but Cage flexes. Kyle kicks low! Kyle headlocks, Cage powers up and out, then drops down to ELBOW Kyle! Kyle staggers up, Cage runs up, but Kyle throws him out! Kyle then CALF KICKS Cage off the apron! The fans fire up with Kyle and he builds speed. Kyle DIVES, and down goes Cage! The fans fire up more and Kyle brings Cage up. But Cage RAMS Kyle into the apron!
Cage sends Kyle into steel steps, then refreshes the ring count. Cage drags Kyle up and to the ramp. The fans boo but Cage suplexes, only for Kyle to slip free! SUPERKICK! Kyle then goes up the ramp, runs back down, and uses that momentum to CANNONBALL! Direct hit and the fans fire up while Collision goes picture in picture.
Kyle brings Cage up and over to put him in the ring. Kyle steps in, but Cage BOOTS him! And GERMAN SUPLEXES! Kyle flounders, Cage fireman’s carries, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Kyle writhes while clutching his neck! Cage smirks and paces before he drags Kyle up. Cage waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX again! Kyle flops around, Cage storms over, and Cage stands on Kyle’s head! The ref counts, Cage hauls Kyle up and bumps him off buckles. Cage CHOPS and Kyle sits down. Cage digs his boots into Kyle’s face, but he lets off as the ref counts. Cage stalks Kyle, taunts the fans, but Kyle fires body shots as Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Kyle has Cage up top! But Cage fires body shots, then HEADBUTTS Kyle! Cage scoops Kyle for a SUPER SPINNING POWERSLAM!! Cover, TWO!! Kyle survives and the fans are thunderous! Cage says time to end it! He drags Kyle up, reels him in, but Kyle cradle counters! TWO!! Cage escapes, but Kyle ROCKS him! Cage SUPERKICKS back! Kyle ROLLING ELBOWS! Cage roars, so Kyle SUPERKICKS! Kyle runs, ducks the lariat, then the southpaw, to hammerlock, gut wrench, and TOMBSTONE!! Cover, KYLE WINS!
Winner: Kyle Fletcher, by pinfall
AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE! Don Callis is proud of his Protostar for making it past The Machine, and Kyle gets a mic. Kyle wants to talk to one person and one person only: M J F. Kyle knows that MJF is sitting at home, no friends, no family, because we all know that MJF is the most selfish son of a B ever. Kyle hopes MJF is quaking in his boots, feeling a tingle in his tongue, because Kyle just dropped a 300 pound monster on his neck! And MJF knows if he takes that this Wednesday, maybe MJF doesn’t go to Wembley. And the idea of that fills Kyle will so much joy! He has an idea! If MJF is the “American Hero” he says he is, then he’ll put his American title on the line!
The fans like the sound of that! And then Kyle thinks HE goes to All In to face his best friend, Will Ospreay. How’s that, Max? Will he accept? Or is he a coward like we all know he is? But then MJF calls to “Koyle” from the tron! MJF says Kyle sounds like a moron. MJF sounds ilke a perfect American. Kyle is the typical foreigner, stealing things away from hard working Americans! There is a list of guys in front of Kyle that deserve a shot at the most coveted title in all of professional wrestling. Not everyone gets to be famous by riding Will Ospreay’s coattails. Some people become famous by beating Ospreay without breaking a sweat and getting an easy win.
Not that MJF expects that from “Koyle,” because he isn’t an American Hero like MJF. But MJF isn’t just a hero, he isn’t just humble, he isn’t just handsome, he is also selfless. So he will give “Koyle Fletcha” the opportunity of a lifetime. He will get an eliminator match. If Kyle can pin or submit MJF in North Carolina, in front of all the White hick trailer park trash, MJF will give Kyle a shot at the title the very next week. But that won’t happen. MJF will tell you what happens. Unlike Kyle, MJF is not some Australian barbarian, he is a professional wrassler, an American Hero, and he will teach Kyle what real wrasslin’ is all about!
And for that lesson, you can thank MJF later. The stakes have been raised, and that’s good enough for Kyle. Will the Aussie Arrow hit the mark and earn his shot at the title? Or will the Wolf of Wrestling snake his way right through Carolina?
Bryan Danielson speaks.
“I learned a long time ago that pain is just perception. When I’m hurting, I’ve got the biggest match of my career, it’s serving me well right now. A lot of people think that they know what 100% is. 100% is where 101% is not possible. I’m training for this at 100%.” Wheeler Yuta says people forget Bryan is an animal, a killer. The switch is flipped, this is the most focused, driven and violent Bryan has been in a long time. Bryan is pushing Yuta, too. Go for the neck, because Swerve Strickland, the most dangerous man in AEW, will of course go after it.
Bryan and Yuta are friends and see what they’re doing to each other. Swerve is Bryan’s opponent, Bryan is putting his life and his career on the line, so just imagine what Bryan will do. Bryan is ready for Swerve, Swerve is not ready for the American Dragon.
Backstage interview with Team Triple J.
Renee Paquette is with Jeff Jarrett, Karen Jarrett, Jay Lethal & Sonjay Dutt. Double J is facing Bryan Danielson this Wednesday, and Renee did not expect it to get to this. Karen wants Jeff to reconsider but Jeff says no. Lethal says if not for Hangman Page, Jarrett would be fighting for the world championship at AEW Grand Slam. Sonjay says if not for Hangman, Jarrett would be King of Harts and going to All In. Karen says the problem here is that insane buckaroo wannabe cowboy! Jeff has everyone calm down. He didn’t get what he wanted, but neither did Hangman. The difference is, Jeff makes the most of his situation.
So to Bryan Danielson, Jeff couldn’t be more thrilled than to be part of getting Bryan ready for All In. But Bryan needs to be more than ready! He needs to be ready for Swerve! They all know Swerve is the most dangerous man in AEW. So Bryan better be ready for anything. This Wednesday, Winston-Salem, let us take it back to where Jeff broke in. Memphis, Tennessee was doing hardcore wrestling even before it was called “hardcore!” That’s right! No time limits, no disqualifications, ANYTHING GOES! That is to say, there are no rules this Wednesday!
Jeff says he respects Bryan as a wrestler, and damn sure respects him as a man. But as the old song goes, “Now you’re on the fighting side of me.” This Wednesday, Jeff introduces Bryan to The Last Outlaw. Will this go from a tune-up to a Smash Hit on Dynamite?
AEW Continental Championship #1 Contender’s Triple Threat: Lee Moriarty w/ Shane Taylor VS Claudio Castagnoli VS Tomohiro Ishii!
Speaking of title matches, The Rainmaker awaits the winner of this star-studded Triple Threat. Will it be #TAIGASTYLE looking to add another belt to the ROH Pure Championship? Will it be the Swiss Superman looking to get back to some gold? Or will it be the Stone Pitbull who knows Kazuchika Okada very, very well?
The bell rings and the three feel things out. The fans rally up, and then Lee kicks Ishii! Lee kicks again but Claudio blocks it. Ishii CHOPS Claudio, but then Lee blocks! Claudio ROCKS Ishii, Lee fires forearms on them both. Ishii ROCKS Lee, Claudio DECKS Lee! Claudio and Ishii start trading shots now! Lee BOOTS Claudio, kicks Ishii, CLUBS Ishii then ROCKS Claudio! Lee talks smack then runs, into DOUBLE SHOULDERS! The fans fire up while Claudio and Ishii shove each other. Ishii fires shots, runs, and RAMS Claudio! Ishii staggers back! They RAM again and again, and Claudio winds up.
Ishii dodges, runs and RAMS Claudio! They both roar! Lee DOUBLE SHOTGUNS them down! The fans fire up with Lee and he drags Ishii up. Lee Mongolian Chops, ROCKS Ishii, then chicken wings. Ishii fights the crossface so Lee cravats. Claudio storms in and CLUBS Lee. Claudio hits as BIG back suplex on Lee, then a BIG back suplex on Ishii! The fans fire up more as Claudio goes to Lee in the corner. Claudio CHOPS Lee, stomps away on Lee, then lets off. Claudio stands Lee up but Lee gets around to drag Claudio down, REAR NAKED CHOKE! Claudio fights the grip, so Lee GEDO CLUTCHES! TWO, and Lee taunts Claudio!
Claudio runs up, Lee dodges and DROPKICKS! Claudio tumbles out to join Ishii, and Lee builds speed! Lee DIVES and he takes out both men! The fans fire up with Lee and Collision goes picture in picture.
Lee drags Claudio up while Shane talks him up. Lee winds up, to ROCK Claudio! Claudio shakes it off with a shoulder shimmy, then he DECKS Lee! Ishii is up to CHOP Claudio! And CHOP again! Claudio CHOPS back! And CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Ishii staggers, Claudio goes back for Lee. Lee throat chops! And BOOTS! Lee KNEES Ishii, too. Lee ROCKS Ishii, Claudio UPPERCUTS Lee! Claudio puts Lee in the ring, Ishii hurries in, and Ishii stomps Lee. Ishii stands Lee up to CHOP! Claudio CHOSP Ishii! Ishii CHOPS Lee! Claudio CHOPS Lee! Lee CHOPS Claudio, Ishii CHOPS Lee, Claudio CHOPS Ishii, repeat!
The CHOPS go around in a circle, but then Claudio and Ishii CHOP Lee! Lee fires back on them! The CHOPS just keep going around, then Lee throws forearms! Claudio CHOPS Lee, then CHOPS Ishii! Lee staggers back over, Claudio CHOPS him again! Lee grits his teeth to stay up, but Ishii CHOSP! Lee leans way back, but he stays up! Claudio CHIOSP, Lee almost has to bridge back! Then he blocks Ishii’s chop to CHOP them both back and forth! Claudio blocks a chop, Ishii CHOPS Lee!
The CHOPS keeps going, and Ishii trades CHOPS with Claudio. Lee comes back to CHOP each of them. The CHOPS go around in a circle again, but then Ishii and Claudio CHOP away on Lee. Claudio kicks Ishii, then Claudio CHOPS Ishii, CHOPS Lee, repeat! Collision returns to single picture as Claudio fires more CHOPS! Everyone roars, Ishii & Lee DOUBLE CHOP Claudio! Then Lee SAIDOS Ishii! Ishii’s right up!? And he CLOBBERS Lee! Claudio GERMAN SUPLEXES Ishii, Ishii’s right up to GERMAN SUPLEX Claudio! Lee GERMAN SUPLEXES Ishii! Claudio BOOTS Lee! Ishii ROCKS Claudio! Lee ROCKS Ishi!
Ishii ROCKS Lee, Claudio DOUBLE LARIATS them down! The fans fire up as all three men crawl, “This is Awesome!” as they each take a corner. Lee drops out of the ring, so Claudio and Ishii run at each other! DOUBLE LARIATS collide, but neither falls! So Claudio UPPERCUTS! Claudio runs, Ishii SWATS the lariat, HEADBUTTS and LARIATS Claudio! Lee TOSSES Ishii to cover Claudio, TWO!! Ishii is back up, Lee BOOTS him down! Claudio trips Lee! GIANT SWING! Lee wants a timeout but nope, we go all the way to TEN, then past that to go to FIFTEEN! The fans are thunderous as Claudio stays up!
Claudio runs, but Ishii trips him! Ishii drags Claudio out, hurries in, and SLIDING- NO, Lee catches Ishii to a ghost pin! TWO!! Lee runs up to BOOT! Lee then keeps moving, but Ishii LARIATS! Cover, Claudio breaks it! The fans fire up, and Lee flops out of the ring. Ishii and Claudio trade forearms, then Claudio UPPERCUTS! Ishii roars to fire boxing elbows! Claudio roars to UPPERCUT again and again! Ishii ENZIGIRIS! Lee rolls Claudio up! TWO!! Ishii runs in, Lee rolls him up! TWO, but into the BORDER CITY STRETCH!! Ishii endures, fights around, and rolls Lee up! TWO!! Lee goes to a corner, and he BOOTS back!
Claudio runs up, Ishii dodges, Claudio UPPERCUTS Lee! Claudio rushes Ishii but Ishii spins him around to suplex. Claudio fights that, Lee runs up, sunset flip causes Claudio to suplex Ishii away! Cover, TWO! Claudio drags Lee right up and in, NEUTRALIZER! Cover, Ishii breaks it!! The fans are thunderous as Ishii TOSSES Claudio out. Ishii drags Lee up and runs, SLIDING LARIAT!! Cover, but Claudio drags Ishii out! Claudio drags Lee up to SLIDING UPPERCUT! Cover, CLAUDIO WINS!
Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall (NEW #1 Contender to the AEW Continental Championship)
The Swiss Superman snatched this one away, and now he takes on The Elite’s Rainmaker for the gold! But will Okada choose to go All In with Claudio? Or will he handle his business before the big night?
Backstage interview with Top Flight.
Lexy Nair is with Darius & Dante Martin, as well as Leila Grey, and notes that last Thursday night on ROH, we saw the debut of the “Top Flight Attendant.” Walk us through how this came to be. Leila says when Top Flight rang her call button, she stepped up. And together, they are taking off, straight to the top. A new look, but the goal is still the same. But then, “Hmmm…?” In steps The MXM Collection! Mansoor & Mason figure out what “TSA” stands for. And what is that? “Their Style is Ass!” MXM laugh it up. Look at Leila with her garish colors and that tiny tie. Is that a tie for ants?
But if Top Flight likes to fly, MXM just flew in from Milan. Do they know where that is? Oh, of course they don’t. They probably think it’s a cookie. Darius says MXM interrupting just put them on the No Fly List. And y’know what that means? It means they’re not fly! Well you know what this means? That this interview is over! Uh, this was Top Flight’s interview, not theirs. MXM still walks off, to POSE! Top Flight has no idea what to make of that, but will this make for a top tier tag team match?
Thunder Rosa VS Taya Valkyrie w/ Johnny TV!
La Mera Mera got screwed out of a Lumberjack match when La Wera Loca handed a turnbuckle bar to Deonna Purrazzo. But then Rosa made sure Taya couldn’t do the same to Willow Nightingale when Deonna was coming for the CMLL Women’s World Championship. Will Rosa wreck Taya for all her wicked ways? Or will Taya prove she’s AEW’s new “Main Character?”
The bell rings and Rosa goes right after Taya! Taya goes to ropes, Johnny protests, but Rosa runs Johnny off. Taya CLOBBERS Rosa, stomps her, then drags her up to bump off buckles. Taya stomps away on Rosa, digs her boots in, then lets off as the ref counts. Taya poses, goes back to Rosa and CHOKES her on ropes. The ref counts, Taya lets off, then she stands Rosa up to CHOP! The fans “WOO~!” and Taya storms up. Rosa throws body shots but Taya CLUBS Rosa down. Taya CHOPS again, then bumps Rosa off buckles. Taya stomps Rosa, snapmares, then KICKS. Taya soaks up the heat, then puts Rosa in a corner.
Rosa fights back with forearms! Rosa whips Taya to the corner, runs in and A-LIST LARIATS! Rosa pushes Taya down to SWINGING METEORA! Rosa snapmares Taya, runs and SLIDING LARIATS! Cover, ONE, and Taya bails out. Taya regroups with Johnny while Collision goes picture in picture.
Rosa storms out after Taya, drags her by her hair, and CHOPS her against railing! Rosa puts Taya in the ring, kicks her around, then stomps her. Taya goes to ropes, Rosa bumps her off buckles, then CHOPS! Rosa talks some smack on Taya, then digs her boot in! The ref counts, Rosa lets off and bumps Taya off buckles. Rosa whips corner to corner, runs in, but Taya slips out to the apron. Rosa throws a shoulder but Taya KICKS her in the ropes! Taya then reels Rosa in for a HOTSHOT STUNNER! Rosa flops back while Taya soaks up the heat and blows kisses. Taya storms in, takes her time, then starts stomping!
Taya lets off to soak up more heat. She stands Rosa up in a corner, wraps her arms around ropes and pulls! The ref counts, Taya lets off, and she KICKS Rosa’s leg! Rosa hobbles away, but Taya stalks her to CLUB her down. Taya digs her knees into Rosa’s back, then SMACKS Rosa off the mat! Taya hits a LEG SPLITTING LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Rosa hangs tough and Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Rosa blocks a shot to SLAP Taya! And again! And again, and again, and again! Rosa fires off, HAMMERS away on Taya, and the fans fire up! Taya swings, Rosa dodges to kick and ENZIGIRI! Then DROPKICK! Taya falls and the fans fire up! Rosa runs side to side to DROPKICK Taya against ropes! Cover, TWO! The fans rally, Rosa drags Taya up and reels her in. Taya fights the tuck, wrenches out, and she mule kicks! And knees! Taya chicken wings, but Rosa victory rolls to STOMP 182! Cover, TWO! The fans rally as Rosa keeps on Taya, but Johnny drags Taya to safety!
The fans boo as Mr. & Mrs. TV regroup. Rosa storms out, the fans fire up, and Rosa tells Johnny to move or else. Johnny says okay, and Taya SPEARS Rosa down! Taya pushes Rosa in, covers, TWO!! Rosa survives and the fans fire up. Taya drags Rosa up but Rosa fires hands! Taya fires back! Taya whips, Rosa WRECKS Johnny with a dropkick! The fans fire up but Taya is mad! Taya reels Rosa in to SLAM her down! Taya grabs the legs but Rosa slips under, trips Taya, and has the COBRA CAMEL CLUTCH!! Taya TAPS, Rosa wins!
Winner: Thunder Rosa, by submission
La Mera Mera gets the mic to say she ain’t wasting time! “Deonna Purrazzo, get your little ass over here!” The Virtuosa appears, and she tells Rosa, “What else could you possibly want from me? A congratulations, perhaps? Because you won your last two singles matches? Well, congratulations. Yuo’re on what we call, ‘a winning streak.’ Just like I was when I beat you three times in a row!” The fans boo but Rosa tells Deonna off in Spanish. And then she tells Deonna she can twist it all she wants, but she never truly beat Rosa. Oh, no? Hmm. Deonna is pretty sure the record books show that she’s won a singles match, in a No DQ, and a Lumberjack match.
Rosa says how about they go again in Arlington, in a TEXAS BULLROPE MATCH!? The fans like the sound of that! And boom, Tony Khan makes it official! Will Rosa use that rope to whip the ego out of Deonna?
8 Man Tag: Mark Briscoe, Darby Allin & FTR VS The Beast Mortos & The Undisputed Kingdom!
The Sussex County Chicken, The Relentless One, and the #TopGuys are raring for a fight. Stepping up to the plate is the monstrous minotaur, the Savior of the Backbreaker, and the ROH World Tag Team Champions, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett. This is quite the All-Star game, but who knocks one out of the park while the other side just gets knocked out?
The teams sort out and fans chant “MAN UP! MAN UP!” Dax Harwood starts against Roderick Strong and the bell rings. Roddy avoids Dax’s takedown, then they tie up. They break, go again, and Roddy goes for a leg. Dax has the ropes, Roddy lets off but mockingly puts up his dukes. They reset, tie up, and Dax headlocks for a takeover. Roddy fights up, wrenches out to then headlock, but Dax wants a leg. Roddy shifts but Dax puts him in a corner. Roddy turns things around, then CHOPS! The fans “WOO~!” and Roddy knees low. Roddy whips corner to corner, but Tax blocks the hip toss to body shot and headlock.
Roddy powers up and out, but Dax RUNS him over! Things keep moving, Roddy hurdles, Dax drops down then arm-drags! The fans cheer as Dax has the armlock. Dax wrenches, tags Cash, and Cash goes up to AX HANDLE the arm. Cash wrenches to a hammerlock and he RAMS Roddy into buckles. Tag to Mark Briscoe, he CLUBS away on Roddy’s arm! Then wrenches to YANK, YANK, and tag to Darby. The fans fire up as Darby takes the handoff, and he BITES Roddy’s hand! Tag to Dax, he kicks Roddy low. Dax wrenches, but Roddy ROCKS Dax! Dax staggers, Roddy tags Bennett. Bennett stomps Dax, then CHOPS him in a corner!
Bennett ROCKS Dax, but Dax CHOPS back! The CHOPS go back and forth, then Dax ROCKS Bennett! Dax snap suplexes, then drops a leg! Dax pushes Bennett to a cover, ONE! Dax keeps Bennett from The Kingdom to tag in Mark. They double whip Bennett, to DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up and Mark storms up on Bennett. Mark CHOPS, CHOPS, and stomps Bennett to a corner. The fans rally for “DEM BOYS!” as Mark stomps a mudhole. Mark digs his boot in, the ref counts, Mark lets off, and then Mark brings Bennett up. But Bennett ROCKS Mark! Tag to Taven, Bennett feeds Mark to a BOOT!
Taven goes up, Bennett ROCKS Mark and Taven FLYING LARIATS! Mark flounders, Taven soaks up the heat, then he drags Mark up. Taven suplexes but Mark blocks! Taven CLUBS away on Mark, talks smack, but Mark suplexes instead! The fans fire up and Mark brings Taven around to CHOP! Tag to Darby, and they mug Taven! Darby headlocks, Taven powers out but Darby rolls over the dropdown to arm-drag! Darby has the wristlock, Taven kips up, but Darby stuffs him with a headlock! Cover, ONE, and Taven stands to back suplex. Darby lands out, waistlocks and goes to ropes, O’Conner Roll! TWO, Darby springboards to SPLASH! Cover, TWO!
Taven escapes but Darby ghost pins! TWO! Taven escapes again, Darby wrenches an arm but Taven gets away as Darby tags Cash. Taven scrambles to his corner, wants a tag from Roddy, but Roddy hands that off to Mortos. The fans fire up as the beast is in! Mortos rushes Cash, Cash dodges to waistlock, but Mortos is too big to suplex. Cash headlocks, but Mortos lifts Cash! Cash kicks and flails, so Mortos lets him down to power up and out. Cash ducks ‘n’ dodges, but the LARIAT still finds him! Dax runs up, into a HEADBUTT! Darby runs up, into a FLAPJACK! Mark wants in but the ref says enough chaos! Mark has no choice but to back down while Mortos fires up!
The fans fire up with Mortos and he tags Roddy. Roddy runs up on Cash but Cash dodges to CHOP! Cash ducks, CHOPS, repeat! Cash fires hands, whips, and then back drops Roddy! Bennett runs in, but he takes a back drop! Roddy is back up, he knees Cash low, then whips him to the corner. Taven catches Cash but Cash BOOTS Roddy! Cash DECKS Taven, CLUBS Mortos, but Roddy KNEES Cash to OLYMPIC SLAM! Roddy WRECKS Cash with a dropkick and Cash tumbles outside. Roddy gets at Mark, the ref has to stop them, and that lets Mortos & The Kingdom stomp away on Cash!
The fans boo, the ref sees that but has to stop everyone from fighting all at once! The ref somehow maintains order while Collision goes picture in picture.
The teams all stand down, and Mortos puts Cash back in. Roddy drags Cash up to bump him off buckles. Roddy CHOPS Cash, tags Taven, and they mug Cash in the corner. Taven brings Cash around to COHP! Taven digs his boot into Cash’s face, the ref counts, and Taven lets off, only for Bennett & Roddy to CHOKE Cash! They let off before the ref notices, and Mortos tags in. Mortos sits Cash up in a chinlock, then wrenches an arm. Tag back to Taven and Taven KICKS the arm. Tag to Bennett, The Kingdom mugs Cash, then Bennett ROCKS Cash! And CHOPS him! Bennett whips, Cash reverses and ROCKS Bennett!
Cash CHOPS, Bennett headlocks, but Cash powers out. Bennett jumps one dropdown, but then Cash ducks his shoulder tackle! Bennett tumbles, hurries back, and brings Cash up to snap BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Cash survives but Bennett tags Taven. The mugging continues, then Taven suplexes. Cover, TWO! Taven is annoyed but he clamps on a chinlock. Cash endures, even as Taven leans on the hold. Cash fires body shots but Taven CLUBS Cash to a corner. Taven runs up to SPLASH! Taven taunts the fans, then CHOPS Cash! Taven goes for a leg, but Cash fights him off as Collision returns to single picture.
Cash ROCKS and CHOPS Taven, Taven KNEES Low! Taven fires forearms but Cash BOOTS him back. Cash goes up to FLYING BULLDOG! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Cash and Taven crawl, hot tag to Roddy, and he BLASTS Cash’s corner! Roddy keeps Cash back, Darby reaches out, but Bennett is there to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP off the apron and to the floor! Fans lose their minds with that, then ROddy KNEES Cash. Roddy whips, Cash reverses to RANA! Cash and Roddy hurry, hot tags to Taven and Mark! Mark rallies on The Kingdom with CHOPS and forearms! CHOP CHOP CHOP for Taven, ROLLING ELBOW for Roddy!
The fans fire up but Taven kicks low. Taven whpis, Mark SHOTGUN BOOTS Mortos! Taven runs up but only gets buckles! Mark then brings Taven around to bump of buckles! Roddy gets up but Mark UPPERCUTS him down! Mark whips Taven but Taven reverses. Mark goes up and out to ROCK Taven, then BLOCKBUSTER Mortos to the floor! Mark hurries in to bring Taven up, but Bennett runs in! Mark UPPERCUTS Bennett! Mortos runs in, Mark UPPERCUTS him! Taven is up, Mark DECKS him! Bennett kicks low, and he calls to Taven! Taven hurries up while Bennett reels Mark in, but Cash SHOVES Taven down!
Cash goes up to FLYING LARIAT Bennett! And he LARIATS Bennett and himself out of the ring! Mark suplexes Taven, Taven slips free to waistlock. Mark switches, shoves Taven, then fireman’s carries! ROLLING DEATH VALLEY! The fans fire up as Mark tags Cash, and Cash hauls Taven up. Tag to Dax while Mark climbs. Gory Especial, LAWN DART NECKBREAKER!! Mark is up, for the FROGGY-BOW!! Dax covers, but Mortos & The Kingdom break it up! The brawl is on again and the ref reprimands! The fans boo, Cash DECKS Roddy but Bennett kicks Cash out! Mark throws Bennett, Mortos TOSSES Mark!
The fans fire up as Mortos builds speed, to TOP TORNILLO!! Down go Mark and Cash! LEG LARIAT on Dax from Taven! Mortos tags in and he sees Dax in a corner! CANNONBALL! The fans fire up as Mortos drags Dax into the drop zone! Mortos climbs, PHOENIXÂ SWANTON! Cover, TWO!! Dax survives, but Mortos CLUBS away on his chest! The fans fire up with Mortos and he pushes Dax down. Tag to Roddy, and he mocks the “top guy.” “Are you kidding me? THIS is a top guy!” and he points to himself. Roddy kicks Dax around, SLAPS him, SLAPS him more, but Dax CHOPS! Roddy RAMS Dax into a corner but Dax fights free!
Dax and Roddy DOUBLE LARIAT! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Dax and Roddy crawl, but Bennett goes around the away to get at Mark! They brawl on the apron! Mortos takes out Darby, Taven sneaks up on Mark. Mark ELBOWS Taven, but Bennett fireman’s carries! APRON DEATH VALLEY, and JUST THE TIP of the knee! Roddy has Dax all to himself, STRONG KNEE! Fireman’s carry, then a tag to Mortos! Mortos goes up, Roddy gives Dax a GUT BUSTER DROP!! Mortos hits a FROG SPLASH!! Cover, TWO?!? Dax survives and the fans are torn! Mortos roars, Roddy wants him to finish this!
The fans duel, Mortos hauls Dax up, winds up, and SLAPS Dax! Dax sputters as he staggers, but he comes back to CHOP! Mortos eggs Dax on, so Dax CHOPS! Mortos SLAPS Dax right down! Dax hobbles up, Mortos whips, but Dax reverses to SPINEBUSTER! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous again! Mortos and Dax crawl, hot tag to Darby! Darby dodges Mortos, dodges Roddy, BLASTS Bennett, but Roddy kicks low. Tag to Taven, they double whip. Darby DOUBLE COFFIN SPLASHES them! Darby COFFIN SPLASHES Roddy, then COFFIN SPLASHES Taven! Darby gives another COFFIN SPLASH to Roddy, then dodges Taven so the STINGER SPLASH hits Roddy!
Darby whips Taven, Taven reverses but Darby BOOTS him! Darby jumps over Taven to fire fast hands on Roddy! Darby runs to hop on, CODE RED!! Cover, Bennett breaks it! Cash DECKS Bennett! Taven SUPERKICKS Cash! On the outside, Mark and Mortos brawl, DOUBLE LARIATS take them both out! The Kingdom whips Darby, then BOSTON BAYONET! KICK O’ THE KING! SICK KICK!! Cover, TWO!!! Darby survives and the fans fire up again! Roddy tells the others to set up, and he tags Taven. Mike hauls Darby up, but Cash drags Roddy out to send him into railing! Taven climbs, but Cash gets on the apron.
Bennett ROCKS Cash, Cash ROCKS Bennett! Taven runs up to DECK Cash! Darby catches Taven to a cradle! TWO!! Taven escapes, knees low, then reels Darby in to suplex. Darby slips free, shoves Taven, then BOOTS him from a corner. Dax sneaks the tag, Darby dodges Bennett, only for Bennett to CLOBBER Dax instead! Bennett kicks Darby, calls to Taven, and Taven climbs! But Darby wrenches out to send Bennett into Taven! Taven is stuck up top, Darby SHOTGUNS Bennett down! Cash gets in, and he and Darby both build speed! They DIVE onto Roddy and Bennett!! Mark joins in to DIVE onto Mortos!
Dax goes after Taven up top, and he hits the SUPERPLEX! That’s the Power, Cash goes up to DIVING SPLASH! That’s the Glory! Mark adds FROGGY-BOW! That’s the Comeuppance! Darby COFFIN DROPS! That’s excessive! Cover, FTR and friends win!!
Winners: Mark Briscoe, Darby Allin & FTR, by pinfall
Four Truly Relentless stars just won big on Collision, and Dax gets the mic. He’s said this more than he feels he needs to, but he LOVES pro-wrestling! On top of that, he LOVES AEW! This is the lifeblood of AEW right here! These four are the heart and soul of AEW! Wednesday, Saturday, Friday, or- THE ACCLAIMED is here! Caster did tell everyone they would… And Platinum says cut the music, no rap tonight. “The heart and soul of AEW? Really? Really? I don’t think so. If you really love AEW, let me ask: Where were you last week when The Best Wrestler Alive was in the Blood & Guts cage, fighting against The Elite?”
Caster & Bowens join everyone in the ring to get in FTR’s face. Caster asks where Cash & Dax were when The Acclaimed were fighting The Young Bucks when The Bucks were running things into the ground? Dax’s body can’t handle the grind, and let’s face it, Cash is not good enough to be on TVÂ without his little buddy. So don’t ever talk about Acclaimed until you’ve down half of what they’ve done! And Bowens adds that he doesn’t know what The Acclaimed has to do to earn respect. Because last week, THEY were giving their bodies for this company! Bowens stabbed a man with scissors so that FTR have the chance to show up, whine and complain about their legacies.
Respectfully, The Acclaimed doesn’t give a s*it about FTR’s legacy. Caster & Bowens care about building theirs. The Acclaimed are homegrown! The Acclaimed are the heart & soul of A E W! EVERYONE Loves The Acclaimed! So Bowens will let them know that they don’t get to cut the line to face The Young Bucks, that right belongs to The Acclaimed. And the last thing he has to say is a friendly reminder: The scoreboard reads Acclaimed: 1, FTR: 0. So if they have a problem with that, Bowens suggests they nut up or shut up! Bowens drops the mic, and FTR fires hands! Billy Gunn & Mark Briscoe get in the middle of that!
Mark says no, this what The Elite want! This is what the Bucks, the EVPs, this is what they want! They want everyone fighting each other and not The Elite! Show some unity here! They are all AEW! The fans cheer that! Dax, Cash, Caster and Bowens all take a breath, and FTR offer a handshake. But Billy has his boys back off?! It seems the only way to settle this is to fight it out. Who comes out on top to go All In against Matthew & Nicholas Jackson?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision, with matches that only did so much for story, but we did get really good promos to make up for that. Very good training montage promo from Bryan with Yuta to give more of Bryan’s side in the All In prep, but also really good promo from Triple J right after to raise the stakes on Bryan VS Jarrett on Wednesday. That one is actually gonna be pretty wild, could even be main event worthy. Very good opening promo from Christian & The Patriarchy. Luchasaurus is again disrespected, the fans want to see him turn, and it feels like we’re just a match away from that. Buddy is back, Bang Bang Gang wants another shot, I would love if there was like a Triple Threat Trios Championship ladder match, and Luchasaurus screws Christian over.
A good promo from Dustin, The Von Erichs & Sammy Guevara, but uh, is Sammy trying to make himself the Triple H in this Texas Evolution? Or maybe, he just wants it to be a Four Horsemen style faction where Sammy can be one of the singles champs in the group. Probably more the latter but it still seems an interesting move. I do appreciate Sammy saying he escaped a “vortex,” in reference to Jericho, and I suppose he could make a go of truly being Face, but time will tell. And we got a decent promo out of Top Flight with MXM, but Leila’s “Top Flight Attendant” origin story was lacking. She just used the flight attendant gimmick to explain that they asked and she jumped on the chance for TV time. But Top Flight VS MXM will be a lot of fun.
Hologram & Mistico VS Premier Athletes was a great opener, mostly because of Hologram. The fans love him, he is incredible, I just wish there was a title for him to go right after. Well, maybe the ROH World TV title. Atlantis Jr. VS Hologram could be some great stuff, and could be the way to bring the TV title back to ROH. MJF had a good vignette for his visit to Mexico, and Kyle had a good promo to explain his origin story with Ospreay. Kyle VS Cage was really good but Cage needs to stop trying to make the second rope spinning slam a thing, it’s not gonna work. The first time, with Rocky Romero, a much smaller guy, he botched it. This time, he almost botched it to where Kyle could’ve gotten hurt. Yes, it’s a creative idea, but not practical and therefore not safe.
Very clever stuff with turning Toni Storm’s squash match into an excuse for her and Mariah May to brawl. Storm of course still wins, but I feel like Storm VS Mariah should be a match that gets escalated with a stipulation, that’s how heated this is getting. Rosa VS Taya was really good, too, and naturally Rosa won. Rosa and Deonna are themselves escalating things, that bull rope match will be great stuff for next week, and I would think that is when Rosa finally wins one over Deonna. Then Rosa is primed for a title match after All In, and there are all kinds of possibilities. Rosa has beef with Storm and Britt from the past, but it’d be interesting to see Rosa VS Mone play out, too.
The Triple Threat Continental Contender’s match was great stuff. It hardly ever let up on the pace, was hardly ever two of them being 1v1 while the other guy rested, and even when it was, it was more Lee than the others resting since he’s the lighter guy, the more technical guy, and the Heel. Given that, and how Lee is a champion already, he lost out. I thought it was gonna be Ishii but Claudio is a great choice. I don’t know if that goes to All In, but it’ll be a great match all the same. If it is on TV, Okada is definitely winning. If it is at All In, maybe Claudio has a chance, but I still lean towards Okada winning out.
And we got a great All-Star 8 Man Tag. I thought Acclaimed were going to factor into the finish, but I appreciate that this match got a real finish. Taven sure took a lot of that, and I think that’s more because fans love seeing Taven eat crow for all his obnoxious behavior. But in the end, Acclaimed shows up to confront FTR as promised, and their promo really tore into those guys. As I said on Wednesday after The Acclaimed called FTR out, this has to be about a tag match, winners face Bucks at All In while the other team waits until All Out. Acclaimed mentioned being 1-0 against FTR, so maybe FTR wins to go to All In. Bucks VS FTR happens, maybe FTR wins, and then the tiebreaker, FTR VS Acclaimed part 3, happens at All Out. Or we get a Triple Threat to protect everyone, regardless of the result.
My Score: 8.6/10
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Is Orange Cassidy coldblooded? Or just in control?
Before their AEW World Championship match at Full Gear, Jon Moxley puts Wheeler Yuta in Orange Cassidy’s way! Will Cassidy destroy The Decoder before going for The Maniac?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- 8 Man Tag: Will Ospreay, Mark Davis, Ricochet & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS The Don Callis Family; The Don Callis Family wins.
- Kris Statlander VS Hikaru Shida; Kris wins.
- 2v1 Handicap: Bobby Lashley w/ The Hurt Syndicate VS Joe Keys & Cheeseburger; Lashley wins.
- Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli; Claudio wins.
- Orange Cassidy VS Wheeler Yuta w/ The Death Riders; Cassidy wins.
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8 Man Tag: Will Ospreay, Mark Davis, Ricochet & “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS The Don Callis Family!
This All-Star 8 Man is going to make for a massive match! The Aerial Assassin, Dunk Zilla, The One & Only and the man the family foolishly forgot are now teamed together against Konosuke Takeshita, Kyle Fletcher, Brian Cage & Lance Archer! Will Ospreay lead this team to victory ahead of the grudge matches at Full Gear? Or will Callis’ Alpha, Aussie Arrow, Machine & Murderhawk Monster make sure #EverybodyDies?
Well forget sorting out, Ospreay leads his team in attacking the Callis Family right on the ramp! The fans fire up as Hobbs is after Archer, Davis is after Cage, and of course Ricochet is after Konosuke while Ospreay is after Kyle! Hobbs smacks Archer off railing, Kyle CLUBS Ospreay on the back, but Ospreay kicks low. Ospreay sends Kyle into railing, rips the tearaway pants right off him, and then LASHES him with them! Davis sends Cage into railing while Ospreay uses those pants to SLING Kyle into more railing! Davis CLUBS away on Cage, Ospreay blows snot on Kyle’s pants, and Davis sends Cage into more railing.
Kyle turns things around to send Ospreay into railing! Konosuke helps Cage against Davis but Hobbs still throws hands on Archer. Kyle CLUBS Ospreay, CLUBS Ricochet, but Konosuke puts Davis in the ring. The bell rings and this is finally a match. Konosuke headlocks Davis but Davis fires body shots. Davis powers up and out, but Konosuke RAMS him! The fans fire up as Davis stays up. Davis runs to RAM Konosuke! Konosuke stays up and the fans rally. Konosuke runs to RAM Davis, but Davis runs. Konosuke bypasses, leaps, but Davis catches him for a TOSS! And a SENTON! The fans fire up with Davis, and Ricochet reaches out.
Davis tags Ricochet in , then holds the way open, for Ricochet to FOSBURY FLOP onto Konosuke! But Cage CLOBBERS Davis! Cage then RAMS Ricochet into the apron, POSTS him, but Ospreay PENALTY KICKS Cage! The fans fire up as Ospreay goes up, but Kyle UPPERCUTS him! The fans boo as Kyle goes up, CLUBS away on Ospreay, and Ospreay falls to the floor. But now Hobbs is up! Kyle says wait! Then he fires hands! Hobbs just CHOPS Kyle! Hobbs climbs up to get Kyle, but Archer CLUBS Hobbs! Archer drags Hobbs down, throws hands, then puts Hobbs in between steps and post! Hobbs fights back, but Cage sends Ospreay into the steps!
The fans boo as Hobbs’ leg is crushed between steps and post! Archer puts Ricochet in the ring while a medic checks Hobbs. Archer brings Ricochet up but Ricochet slips free to fire off fast strikes! Hobbs is being helped to the back and Ospreay is concerned that this is now 4v3. Ricochet still fires strikes on Archer, but Archer grabs Ricochet by the neck! CHOKE- NO, Ricochet RANAS Archer first! Archer tumbles, stands up, and Ricochet springboards, but Archer CLOBBERS Him out of the sky! Archer BLASTS Davis, then catches Ospreay out of the air! Archer TOSSES Ospreay away and fans boo. But Ricochet springboards back in!
Archer catches Ricochet, and he CHOKE SLAMS Ricochet out onto Ospreay and Davis! The fans boo as the Don Callis Family is in control, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cage & Kyle flex to soak up the heat, then Archer goes out after Ospreay and the rest. Konosuke fetches Ricochet into the ring, waistlocks, and then brings him away from the corner. Archer beats up on Ospreay while Konosuke fires knees into Ricochet. Ricochet tumbles to ropes but Konosuke is on him. Davis fires hands on Archer, then sends him into railing! Davis fires more hands, but Konosuke CHOKES Ricochet at the ropes! The ref counts, Konosuke steps off and tags Kyle. Kyle stays between Ricochet and his corner. Kyle taunts Ricochet, stomps him around, then whips him to ropes. Kyle ELBOWS Ricochet down, then stalks him to a corner.
Kyle stomps away on Ricochet while Archer intimidates commentary. Kyle shouts at the camera while the ref counts, and Kyle steps off of Ricochet’s neck. Kyle bumps Ricochet off buckles, tags Cage, and Cage stands Ricochet up. Cage CHOPS Ricochet, then whips him to ropes for an ELBOW! Cage flexes while he taunts Ospreay & Davis. Cage drags Ricochet up but Ricochet RAMS him! And RAMS him! And fires forearms! Cage ROCKS Ricochet, then runs, but into a tiger wall kick and ENZIGIRI! Konosuke tags in and storms after Ricochet. Konosuke stomps Ricochet, then rains down fists! The ref reprimands while Dynamite returns to single picture.
Konosuke argues with the ref while Ospreay rallies the fans. Konosuke stays between Ricochet and his team, but Ricochet SLAPS Konosuke! Konosuke ROCKS Ricochet for it! Ricochet fires forearms and an UPPERCUT! Konosuke keeps Ricochet from his corner, reels Ricochet in, but Ricochet victory rolls! TWO, and Ricochet ducks a chop to handspring BACK ELBOW! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ricochet and Konosuke crawl, hot tags to Kyle and Ospreay! The fans fire up as these two fire fists and forearms! Kyle kicks and whips but Ospreay ducks ‘n’ dodges to CLOBBER Kyle!
Ospreay whips, Kyle reverses, Ospreay handsprings to NEURALIZER KICK! Kyle staggers, Konosuke tags back in! Ospreay dodges Konosuke to BLAST Cage & Archer! Ospreay fires fists on Konosuke, but Konosuke CLAWS Ospreay’s face! Konosuke runs, but Davis intercepts with a fireman’s carry! AUSSIE DENTAL PLAN! Or maybe in this case, just a United Empire Dental Plan! But in any case, Davis scoops Konosuke, for the LAWN DART CUTTER! Cover, TWO!! Konosuke survives but the fans fire up. Ospreay & Davis bring Konosuke up, double pump handle, but the #MurderMachines make the save!
Archer puts Davis in a corner, Cage ducks Ospreay’s haymaker to waistlock. Archer runs up, BOOT GERMAN SUPLEX COMBO! Davis fires hands on Archer but Cage waistlocks, ripcords, and ROCKS Davis! Then fireman’s carry into the ASSISTED NECKBREAKER! The fans boo but the Murder Machines DOUBLE RIPCORD Ospreay up for Konosuke’s BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives and shocks everyone! Archer argues with the ref but the count was fair. Konosuke tags Kyle while fans rally up behind Ospreay. Kyle smirks as he stalks Ospreay. Kyle BOOTS Ricochet off the apron for good measure!
Kyle tells Ospreay that this is how he wants it, right? All about Ospreay! Kyle stomps away on Ospreay in the corner, then digs his boots in! The ref counts but wait! Here comes Hobbs! Hobbs hobbles but Kyle hurries to send Ospreay to the Callis corner. Tag to Konosuke and then Kyle slides out. Kyle runs up on Hobbs, but Hobbs CLOBBERS him! The fans fire up as Hobbs makes his way to the corner. Ospreay fights free of the corner but Konosuke holds him back! Ospreay fires forearms, reaches out, repeat! The fans rally as hard as they can, but Konosuke reels Ospreay in! Konosuke hits a back suplex, but Ospreay lands out!
Ospreay dodges Konosuke, hot tag to Hobbs! The Powerhouse powers up to rally on Konosuke! The fans fire up as Hobbs TOSSES Kyle, but the Murder Machines attack! They reel Hobbs in, but Hobbs fights the double suplex! The fans fire up but the Murder Machines double whip. Hobbs DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans fire up as Hobbs has targets in all corners! SPLASH for Konosuke! SPLASH for Cage! SPLASH for Kyle! SPLASH for Archer! The fans are thunderous and Hobbs brings the straps down. Archer kicks low, then runs, but Hobbs dodges, to SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up again, and Hobbs tags Davis!
Davis runs up to BOOT Konosuke, BOOT him again, but Konosuke just fires up! Ospreay CANNONBALLS onto Kyle while Konosuke fires hands! Konosuke spins, but Davis DECKS him! Davis roars, stands Konosuke up, but Konosuke backdrops back! POWER- NO, Davis stops the knee to ENZIGIRI! Davis gut wrenches Konosuke, for a PILEDRIVER!! Cover, KYLE BREAKS IT! The fans boo but now Aussie Open is face to face! Kyle pie faces Davis, talks trash, but Davis glares at him. Kyle SLAPS Davis, so Davis TACKLES Kyle! Davis throws hands, Kyle gets up, and Davis runs up! Kyle dodges and Konosuke DECKS Davis!
Ricochet springboards, FLYING LARIAT on Konosuke! But Cage POP-UP POWERBOMBS Ricochet! Hobbs SPINEBUSTERS Cage! Archer CHOKE SLAMS Hobbs! Ospreay hits the PIP PIP CHEERIO FOREARM on Archer! Ospreay dares Kyle to man up and fight him! Kyle snarls, gets in, and they fire forearms again! Kyle swings, Ospreay catches him, but Kyle breaks the full nelson with an elbow! Ospreay HOOK KICKS Kyle! Ospreay runs, Kyle dodges, but then Ospreay slips through the lariat! Kyle slips through the bomb, hoists Ospreay up, but Ospreay slips free! Kyle ducks the hook kick to SUPERKICK! Kyle runs, into the SPANISH FLY!!
The fans are thunderous as Ospreay takes aim from a corner! Kyle rises, so does Davis, and Ospreay runs up, Kyle uses Davis as a shield from the HIDDEN BLADE!! Ospreay freaks out, Kyle SUPERKICKS Ospreay out of the ring! Then Kyle DIVES onto Ospreay! Konosuke brings down his kneepad, aims at Davis, POWER DRIVE KNEE!!! Cover, Don Callis Family wins!!
Winners: The Don Callis Family, by pinfall
The Alpha stands tall over Davis as friendly fire takes out Ospreay’s team. But what happens when things divide into 1v1 matches? Will Konosuke still be International Champion after he and Ricochet go #OuttaThisWorld? Will Kyle prove that he IS The Protostar after tearing down Will Ospreay?
Jon Moxley & The Death Riders speak.
“Despite recent discoveries that Orange Cassidy is a snake, coldblooded, uncaring, unmoving, a serpent lurking in the darkest corners of the battlefield, my objective remains the same, my job on Saturday night remains the same. You may be this borderline sociopath, you may be a great guy just like everybody thinks. I don’t care if you’re a great guy. I don’t care what kind of person you are. When the bell rings on Saturday night, and the AEW World Championship hangs in the balance, you are a threat to my people. And I will destroy you.
“There’s so much more going on behind Orange Cassidy’s eyes than any of us could’ve imagined. You may make it to Full Gear with your mind in tact, but your body… For that matter, Darby Allin’s body… Still up for grabs.” Claudio jumps in, speaking in German about what he’ll do to Darby. Then in English, he says, “Tonight, I’m gonna end you.” Moxley pats Claudio on the shoulder. Will The Maniac’s top henchmen do his dirty work for him when they dismantle Cassidy & Darby? Or will it just be fuel on the fire for Freshly Squeezed & The Relentless One? Speaking of…
Darby Allin speaks.
“Claudio, I’m gonna keep this really short. Let’s not forget you’re the one who put the chair around Bryan’s neck and pulled the trigger on his career. Every single one of you Death Riders will have your day. And Claudio, today’s your day.” Will Moxley’s men be dealt with in brutal fashion before he suffers the same?
The Hurt Syndicate arrive.
Renee Paquette waits in the parking lot as an SUV pulls up, and she welcomes Montel Vontavious Porter, Shelton Benjamin & Bobby Lashley to the show. She heard MVP has a surprise in store, what’s he got planned? MVP says yes, there is a special treat for the AEW audience, and that is this announcement: The All Mighty Bobby Lashley will be in action here tonight on Dynamite in Reading, Pennsylvania, prior to his PPV debut on Saturday! Renee asks if MVP is at all concerned to put Lashley in a match- OH NO, Swerve attacks!! Swerve knocks Lashley over, then laughs as he gets away!
Shelton helps Lashley up but that ambush might’ve been with Swerve’s own silver chain. Will Lashley elect not to compete tonight after all? Or is he about to make an example out of whatever poor soul is put in front of him?
Adam Cole is here!
Reading fires up as the Panama City Playboy makes his way to the ring. They join in with the “BOOM!” and “ADAM COLE, BAYBAY!” Cole grabs a mic to ask, “Who’s ready for Storytime with Adam Cole, Baybay?” Reading sure is ready! Cole wishes so so badly that he could get his hands on MJF this Saturday, but he’s not. MJF did everything in his power to make sure he and Cole didn’t fight on Saturday, and he succeeded. But do you know who else succeeded last week? Roderick Strong did! The fans cheer as Cole says he and Roddy have the exact same goal: Give MJF the ass whooping of a lifetime! And that is exactly what happens at Full Gear!
The fans cheer, and wait, Kyle O’Reilly makes his way out here. The longtime friend of Cole & Roddy makes his way out here, and already has a mic. Kyle isn’t sure if Cole remembers, but 14 years ago, right here in Reading, PA, Cole and Kyle had their second match ever against each other. They’ve come a long way. Being associated with Cole has given Kyle some incredible highs, and some serious lows. And through those lows, Kyle knows Cole better than anyone. Which makes Kyle the only one willing to tell Cole the truth. The truth is, this crusade against MJF has got to end before someone gets hurt.
This obsession, Cole needs to wash his hands of it. His ankle has already been reconstructed, what’s next? Cole has friends willing to take a bullet for him, Kyle included, but Cole has got to stop having his friends fight his battles. Roddy barely makes it out alive last week, and now he wants to fight MJF! He wants to END MJF, all because of Cole. Kyle just doesn’t have a good feeling about any of this. Cole asks Kyle what he’s trying to say here. Kyle doesn’t think Roddy can handle MJF? Kyle asks Cole if he really thinks MJF isn’t already three steps ahead. MJF hasn’t been here for weeks but he’s pulling all the strings.
Cole should know that dealing with MJF is like playing with fire, and Kyle doesn’t wanna see his friends get burned. Cole needs to realize why so many of his friends are willing to go to war for him, and it’s because he is a great leader, an elite pro-wrestler, and a great friend, who doesn’t wanna see his friends get hurt. At least, so Kyle thinks. But Cole has to face facts: MJF is more of an evil bastard than Cole will ever be, and that is a good thing. Kyle drops his mic and walks away. Cole drops his mic, and has a lot to think about. Does Kyle have a point? Can Cole just let Roddy handle MJF and then move on?
Orange Cassidy speaks.
“A little later tonight, I’m gonna make an example out of you, Wheeler Yuta. And I’m gonna show everybody exactly what I’m gonna do this Saturday to you, Jon Moxley. And that’s walk down to that ring and beat you, alone.” But The Conglomeration steps in. Mark Briscoe has Rocky Romero & Tomohiro Ishii with him as he asks Cassidy, “What sense does that make, man?” Moxley said himself, there’s five Death Riders, one Cassidy. Conglomeration has his back, they are here for him. Cassidy says no, no one else needs to get hurt. Get hurt? What’s Cassidy talking about? The Conglomeration are ready to scrap!
PLEASE!! Cassidy is asking them… They don’t have to believe him or even understand him. But just promises him they’ll stay back here. If Cassidy insists, then so be it. Cassidy says there you have it, Jon. Five of you, one of him. Do what you’re gonna do. Because at Full Gear, Moxley’s gonna need all the help he can get. Cassidy is himself wanting the best for his friends, but will that work out for the betterment of AEW? Or is he just playing into Moxley’s hands?
Kris Statlander VS Hikaru Shida!
The #BornAgainKristen bodied the bullies that are Mercedes Mone & Kamille the last time she saw them, but she still needs to tune up for Full Gear. However, taking on the THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion might be more than just a workout. Win, lose or draw, will the Shining Samurai get Kris ready for The CEO?
The bell rings, Kris and Shida shake hands and the fans applaud. The two circle, tie up, and Kris wrenches to a wristlock. Shida handsprings and wrenches back, then hammerlocks. Kris reaches back, hits a headlock takeover, but Shida headscissors. Kris kips free and the fans cheer while the two reset. Shida and Kris circle again while the fans fire up. The two tie up, Shida wrenches and hammerlocks, then CLUBS Kris on the back. Shida CLUBS Kris again, then waistlocks. Kris fights the lift with elbows, then switches. Kris SLAMS Shida, then flips her over. Shida kips up to arm-drag Kris! Kris ends up in a corner, and Shida runs up to KNEE her!
Shida climbs up and the fans cheer as she rains down fists! But Kris stops Shida at 5 and carries her out of the corner! Shida slips free, Kris blocks a lariat to SWEEP the leg! STANDING MOONSAULT! Cover, TWO! Shida is tough and she goes to ropes, but Kris whips her to a corner. Kris runs up but into a RANA! Kris cartwheels through! Then she CLOBBERS Shida! The fans fire up while Kris flexes. Kris drags Shida into a motorcycle stretch but Shida endures. The fans rally up and Shida fights to her feet. Shida arm-drags Kris down, and wraps her in a straitjacket stretch! Kris fights up with a bridge, but Shida hops on!
The fans rally while Kris RAMS Shida into a corner! Shida holds onto the straitjacket and pulls! The ref counts, Shida lets go at 4, and then MISSILE DROPKICKS! Kris tumbles and the fans duel as Shida fires up! Shida goes outside, drags Kris to the apron, and CLUBS her! Shida runs to KNEE LIFT! Kris flops to the floor and fans cheer while Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Shida brings Kris up again, and whips her into railing hard! Kris writhes, Shida drags her up, and then Shida whips Kris into more railing! Kris writhes again and Shida refreshes the ring count. Shida sits Kris in a corner to rain down fists! The fans fire up but the ref reprimands, so Shida stops. Shida brings Kris around, pushes her into the ring, and then stalks her. Shida stomps Kris around, brings her up, and snap suplexes! Kris writhes but Shida brings her up again. Shida then snap suplexes Kris into a corner! Shida drags Kris to a cover, TWO! Kris stays in this but Shida stays on her with a chinlock stretch!
Kris endures being bent back, and she reaches out with her free arm. Shida pulls back more but Kris rises up! Shida is again a backpack, but then she slips down. Kris fires body shots, slips around and lifts for a BIG back suplex! Kris huffs ‘n’ puffs as she rises up, but then Shida dodges the sliding forearm! Ghost pin! TWO, and Kris has a cradle! TWO! Shida ROCKS Kris, but Kris PELES! Shida staggers, but she comes back to ENZIGIRI! Both women are down and the fans fire up! The ref checks both women and they’re okay to continue, so a standing count begins. Shida and Kris stir at about 4 of 10, then rise up at 6.
Kris grabs Shida, but Shida fires a forearm! Dynamite returns to single picture as the shots go back and forth. Shida fires a flurry, then whips Kris to ropes. Kris ducks ‘n’ dodges, then dodges a knee! SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up with Kris as she whips Shida to a corner. Kris runs up to UPPERCUT, then she goes side to side for a KNEE LIFT! Shida ends up in ropes but Kris reels her in. Fisherman BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Shida survives and the fans fire up again! Kris hoists Shida up, gut wrenches, but Shida slips free! DOUBLE LARIATS collide! Shida eggs Kris on, then dodges her to fire forearms! Kris just shakes her head!
Shida fires more shots, but Kris fireman’s carries! But Shida slips free, straitjacket roll-up! TWO!! KNEE STRIKE! And then short arm LARIAT! Shida takes aim, but she starts to doubt the Katana! Shida runs up but Kris dodges the boot to then scoop and INVERTED SLAM! Then Kris aims, DISCUS- NO, Shida backslides her! TWO!! Shida reels Kris in, suplexes, FALCON ARROW! Cover, TWO?!? Kris survives and Shida is shocked! Shida brings Kris up but Kris fires body shots and forearms! Shida ROCKS Kris, but Kris wrenches to kick! Kris runs, but into the JUMP KNEE! Shida hurries to suplex, but Kris turns it around!
Shida slips out of Kris’ suplex to slip around, GERMAN SUPLEX! Shida roars, aims, KATA- NO, Kris gut wrenches! Tuck and STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! Cover, Kris wins!!
Winner: Kris Statlander, by pinfall
Shida gave Kris a powerful match, but clearly Shida has to iron out her own crisis of confidence. Kris still shows Shida respect by helping her up. But wait, here comes Mercedes Mone & Kamille! The fans boo The CEO & Brickhouse but Mone has a mic. “Readiiiiing~! Say hello to your C E O!” The fans boo instead. Mone asks Kamille if she wants to hear a fun fact about Pennsylvania. The 76ers have had yet another terrible season! Embarrassing~! But shoutouts to Mone’s Celtics for another incredible victory. The fans boo Boston but Mone says another person with an incredible win was Kris Statlander. Mone is rarely impressed by her competition.
Does anyone else want to hear another fun fact? “NO!!” Well, Mone has held the TBS Championship longer than Kris! So at Full Gear, Mone will NOT lose, because she is The CEO, the greatest TBS Champion of all time! And she will NEVER lose this title! Fans tell The CEO to STFU, but Mone tells Kamille go get the job done! She is so pissed off! GO! NOW! Kamille walks up the steps past Mone, but with only one good arm! Mone says hurry up, but Kamille looks at both Shida and Kris. Kamille takes as swing, but Kris blocks to ROCK her! Shida QUESTION MARK KICKS Kamille! Then Kris & Shida TOSS The Brickhouse!
Shida goes out after Kamille, but then Mone goes after Kris! Mone goes for the backstabber, but Kris holds onto ropes! Mone is almost stuck up there, but Kris pops her around! STATURDAY NIGHT FEVER!! The fans fire up as Kris stands tall over The CEO! Will Kris once again become the Face of TBS? Or will Mone find a way to win even without her insurance policy?
The Hurt Syndicate has a cameraman with them.
MVP says hold on, he and Shelton have found Swerve. They go after the man in the big fur jacket, but that’s not Swerve! Swerve gave his jacket to the guy, but MVP & Shelton still beat this guy up for helping Swerve. MVP says they’ll find Swerve later, Lashley has his match up next. And it’ll be a 2-on-1 Handicap?! The All Mighty really IS mad, what poor duo is about to be destroyed?
AEW hears from Jay White and Hangman Adam Page.
“Hangman. You and I are on that same path to that same destination, trying to grasp at that same prize. 2024 still has some time left for The Switchblade to share the spotlight with Hangman once more!” But the Blackhat Cowboy asks White if he knows “Who the hell I am?! I am the Hangman! I am THE man! They named this whole godforsaken PPV after ME!” White says when he makes Hangman TAP, it will be a public declaration! But Hangman says White can’t make him tap, even if his life depended on it! These two vicious gunslingers will write one more chapter in their storied rivalry, but who comes out riding off into the sunset?
2v1 Handicap: Bobby Lashley w/ The Hurt Syndicate VS Joe Keys & Cheeseburger!
The All Mighty thought he’d have an easy night getting in a little warm-up, but The Realest quickly reminded him why he’s the most dangerous man in AEW! Lashley’s now doubling down to make a point, will there be nothing left of Keys & Cheese after tonight?
The bell rings and while the fans rally for Cheeseburger, he and Keys each argue the other should start. Lashley runs up and TOSSES Burger across the ring! Keys runs away, Lashley runs to RAM into Burger! Lashley brings Burger up, Keys runs in, but Lashley catches him for a COMPLETE SHOT DDT COMBO! Lashley drags Keys up and TOSSES him out! Lashley then turns to look at Burger in the corner. The fans rally for Burger, but Lashley CLOBBERS him! The fans boo but MVP & Shelton high-five Lashley. Lashley drags Burger up to gut wrench, Canadian Rack, and DOMINATOR! Keys runs in to break the cover!
The fans cheer Keys as he fires hands, but Lashley just gets angrier! Keys short arm LARIATS, but Lashley stays up! Keys runs, into a MILE HIGH SPINEBUSTER! Lashley storms around, then aims at Keys. Keys staggers into the SPEAR! Lashley isn’t done there, and he clamps on the HURT LOCK! Keys can’t open that lock, he is OUT! Lashley wins!
Winner: Bobby Lashley, by submission
MVP & Shelton join Lashley in the ring to celebrate, but then “Whose House?” “SWERVE’S HOUSE!” The fans fire up, and here comes Prince Nana with a chair! Nana eggs the Hurt Syndicate on so Shelton storms out after Nana. MVP watches the rest of ringside for Swerve, but Swerve slides out from under the ring! The fans fire up as Swerve slips in to CHAIN PUNCH Lashley!! MVP gets on the apron but Swerve DECKS MVP with a chain punch! And then Shelton eats a chain punch! The fans are thunderous as Swerve aims, and hits a HOUSE CALL on Lashley! Swerve hurries to the top rope, and he gives Lashley a KILL STOMP!!
The fans are thunderous as Swerve stands over Lashley! MVP & Shelton get up and get in, but Swerve escapes, chain draped on his neck! Will AEW then, now and forever be whose house? “SWERVE’S HOUSE!”
Backstage interview with Mariah May & Mina Shirakawa.
Renee is now with the AEW Women’s World Champion and her best friend, the Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Champion. They are planning their Championship Champagne Celebration for Full Gear, BUT Friday Night Rampage will feature the two of them teaming up for the first time in just over a year. Mariah says no champion deserves a celebration more than her. Her rise to the top was meteoric, and her reign will be historic. She takes ish and makes it shine, any time and any show, against anyone. In Mariah’s division, you hold this title, or you die.
Mina says yes, Mariah has been working so hard. She came back to tell her she is so very proud. And Mina will give Mariah a celebration she’ll never forget! Mariah says the “H Cup Angel” (Mina) and the “Woman from Hell” (Mariah herself) are going to make Rampage into Glampage. Everyone wants Mina, but Mina wants Mariah. And then… They’ll dance! These two shimmy and shake their way out, will they finally be toasting their victories at Full Gear?
Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli w/ The Death Riders!
The Relentless One told The Swiss Superman that revenge was coming, and here is Darby’s chance! Will Darby avenge Bryan Danielson? Or will he just be the next to fall?
The bell rings and Darby stares Claudio down. Darby takes some deep breaths then circles with Claudio. Darby slips around to waistlock but Claudio flings him off, only for Darby to roll to his feet. They circle again, and the fans rally behind Darby. Darby and Claudio feel things out, tie up, and Darby headlocks. Claudio lifts Darby but Darby thrashes the hold. Claudio throws Darby off, runs up, but Darby uses that to get around and springboard arm-drag! The fans fire up while Claudio bails out, and Darby taunts Claudio with some drop steps. Claudio snarls, but then Darby fakes him out with a slingshot!
Claudio is annoyed and takes a swing but Darby slingshots up and over! Darby taunts Claudio again while the fans rally up. Claudio cools off before he storms up the steel steps. Claudio pops Darby up but Darby keeps from hitting buckles! Darby ELBOWS Claudio away, goes up, then leaps, but Claudio catches him! Claudio SLAMS Darby down, flips him back to his feet, but Darby slips around to waistlock. O’Conner Roll, TWO! Darby springboards to SPLASH! Cover, TWO! Claudio bails out but the fans fire up. Darby goes up a corner, and he SUPER COFFIN SPLASHES into a waistlock! Claudio swings and THROWS Darby away!
Darby staggers to his feet but Claudio runs up, to POUNCE Darby into railing! Darby writhes against the railing, but Claudio runs up to UPPERCUT Darby up and over! Fans freak out as Darby hits the floor! Claudio leaves Darby behind while the ring count climbs, but Darby drags himself up at 7. Claudio goes back out after Darby to suplex! Claudio holds Darby up while he marches up the steps! The fans fire up for this feat of strength and balance, and then Claudio TOSSES Darby back into the ring! Darby writhes again while Claudio steps back in. Claudio stalks Darby, talks some trash, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Claudio looms over Darby, then deadlift gut wrenches for a GUTBUSTER! And then another GUTBUSTER! And then another GUTBUSTER! Darby writhes while Claudio stands over him again. Claudio watches Darby crawl towards a corner and stalks him. Claudio drags Darby up, brings him around, and ROCKS Darby with a forearm! Darby pushes Claudio, then CHOPS! Claudio DECKS Darby! Darby tumbles out of the ring! The ref wants Claudio to stay back while Darby drags himself up. Darby is back in before the count starts, but then Claudio DOUBLE STOMPS him! Claudio kicks Darby around, then clamps on with a neck wrench!
Darby endures, fights up, but Claudio powers him down. Darby BITES Claudio’s hand! The ref reprimands but Darby fires off forearms on Claudio. Claudio HIP TOSSES Darby up and out of the ring! Darby hits the floor and flounders around while the ref reprimands Claudio. Claudio again waits on Darby, and then he DOUBLE STOMPS Darby the moment he’s in! The ref counts as Claudio stands on Darby at the ropes. Claudio steps off at 4, brings him around, and clamps on an armlock and chinbar. Darby endures, fights around, and manages to fireman’s carry Claudio! But Claudio rains down elbows! HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL even!
Claudio clamps on with a double wristlock and he grinds Darby down. Darby still endures and the fans rally up again. Darby fights around and Dynamite returns to single picture. Darby fires body shots but Claudio knees low! Claudio then HIP TOSSES Darby into a corner! Darby tumbles out of the ring but Claudio pursues! Claudio SWINGS Darby into railing! Then Claudio fireman’s carries, to TOSS Darby back in the ring! Claudio storms in while Darby flounders away. Darby flops back out of the ring but Claudio pursues him again. Darby trips Claudio up and traps him in the apron skirt! Darby then fires forearms, and BITES Claudio’s ear!
The fans fire up but Claudio shoves Darby away. Darby slides into the ring then DIVES onto Claudio! And then runs to DIVE again! Down goes Claudio and the fans fire up! Darby crawls over to bring Claudio up and into the ring. The fans fire up as Darby climbs up a corner, though slowly given all the damage to his back. That lets Claudio trip Darby up! Darby is stuck up top, and Claudio climbs up after him. Claudio gut wrenches for a SUPER GUT WRENCH PLEX!! Cover, TWO!! Darby survives and Claudio can’t believe it! The fans fire up but Claudio calls for the swing! Claudio grabs the legs, but Darby twists to a victory roll! TWO!!
Claudio escapes and runs up, but Darby ducks ‘n’ dodges, roll and- WHOA, Claudio has to fight to stay up, and then he deadlifts Darby! Darby pops through to CODE RED!! Cover, TWO!! Claudio survives and the fans fire up again! “This is Awesome!” as Darby and Claudio crawl for ropes. Claudio runs up to UPPERCUT! And UPPERCUT again and again and again! The ref backs Claudio off, but then Claudio fires off body shots! Darby flops over but Claudio has the legs. Claudio FLIPS Darby up and over the ropes, but Darby lands on the apron! Claudio BOOTS Darby down! The ref wants Claudio to hold on but Claudio goes out after Darby.
Claudio drags Darby by his legs, then SWINGS him around! Into steel steps!! The fans lose their minds, the ref reprimands Claudio, but Claudio doesn’t care. The fans tell Claudio he is sick, but Claudio TOSSES Darby over the announce desk!! Schiavone, Excalibur & Matt Menard narrowly avoid becoming collateral damage! But Claudio clears the desk and brings Darby up. Claudio puts Darby on the desk, then stands over him. The ref reprimands but Claudio just ignores him. Claudio drags Darby up, and gorilla presses him! SUPER DUPER TOSS onto the timekeeper’s table!! The fans lose their minds as Darby is down but that table’s somehow still standing!
The ref checks on Darby but Claudio storms right over! The ref tells Claudio to stop so they go to the ring. Claudio lets the ring count start, and yet Darby somehow stirs at 4 of 10! The fans rally as hard as they can and Darby crawls his way over! Darby is still far away at 7! But then he powers up and LEAPS in at 9!! But Claudio LARIATS Darby inside-out!! Cover, Claudio wins!
Winner: Claudio Castagnoli, by pinfall
Darby truly is relentless, with durability like no other, but it just wasn’t enough against the strength and brutality of Claudio! Will no one stop The Death Riders from running roughshod over AEW?
Backstage interview with Private Party.
Renee is with Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy and brings up that at Full Gear, the AEW World Tag Team Championships are on the line in a Fatal 4 Way. Private Party takes on The Acclaimed, The Outrunners and The Kings of the Black Throne. In such a match, the champs do NOT have to be pinned or submitted to lose their titles, so what is their strategy? Brother Zay says they obviously can’t tell her that, the other teams are watching. But it seems like the odds are against them. Fortunately, the odds have been against them their whole lives, their whole careers, just like against The Young Bucks.
But look what happened: Private Party defied the odds, beat The Bucks, and are your AEW World Tag Team Champions. That is the same thing that happens on Saturday. They leave Newark, New Jersey still your tag team champions. Because there ain’t no party like a Private Party, that’s a flex. Oh, speaking of! It’s AJ & Big Justice! They’re fired up to be here, but Justice wants to know what that face Zay made was last week. Oh, right, this one, with the chin scratching. And AJ says they’ve got a BIG announcement coming up after this! Maybe some double chunk chocolate cookies? BOOM!!
A green Porsche Taycan pulls up to the middle of nowhere.
And out steps MJF. The Wolf of Wrestling tells the hobo to “go get it” as he throws spare change off to the side like birdseed. MVP then sits back and tells Roderick Strong, “You’ve been through so much. The kid who grew up trailer park trash with two abusive alcoholic parents. For crying out loud! Your own mother shot your father right in front of you. That’s traumatizing. And as you know, Roddy, trauma is the result of an overwhelming sense of danger, powerlessness and fear. However, healing is a result of feeling safe, empowered and supported. That’s why you’d do anything for Cole. He makes you feel all those positive things that you lacked.
“It’s why I was no different than you. It’s why I trusted him. Unfortunately, the difference between you and I: Cole for me was a mirage of what I wanted him to be. A fraud, a liar. And whilst Cole is a fraud, I do actually believe deep down, in his narcissistic, sociopathic, frail, feeble frame, is a man who cares about Roderick Strong. This is precisely why upon further contemplation, I am happy you won, Roddy. Because I want Adam Cole to watch a person he cares about suffer! And because of your White trash upbringing, you aren’t intelligent enough to realize that you don’t have a prayer. And I’m sending you back to where you belong. To your grimy little trailer park.
“And after the match, you’ll be in so much physical anguish, you’ll wish your mother hadn’t shot your father, but instead shot you.” As if this scumbag couldn’t stoop any lower, he brings up Roddy’s past to hurt him. But will Roddy make sure MJF’s future is the one full of pain and suffering?
Backstage interview with AJ & Big Justice.
Renee is with the Costco Tiktok sensations and says that in the Full Gear Zero Hour, we will see #BigBoomAJ take on QT Marshall in a match 20 YEARS in the making. AJ says it may have been 20 years in the making for QT, this all started for AJ when QT threw the double chunk chocolate cookies down! Renee says AJ has not been in the ring in those 20 years, is he concerned about how his body will hold up? AJ isn’t worried about that, because he just has one strategy, and that’s the strategy they use each and every day. That strategy is to bring the BOOM~! But hey, there’s another special announcement.
Because when AJ rings QT’s bell, and he Power-Booms QT right in the middle of that ring, there is only one guy they want ringing the bell: Big Justice’s best friend, THE RIZZLER! Time to bring the BOOM~! Will QT be sleeping on the mat for The Rizzler? Will he be skibidi? Fanum Tax? Why are those even words?
Tony Schiavone is on stage.
And he welcomes out The Undisputed Kingdom! The fans cheer as Roderick Strong makes his way out, accompanied by Matt Taven & Mike Bennett. Schiavone brings up Roddy VS MJF at Full Gear, and we just heard all that disgusting stuff MJF had to say. Roddy’s response is that to be honest, he has not slept a wink since last week. IT is finally happening! Roddy feels like a kid on Christmas morning. He finally gets his hands on “MAAAAAX~!” The fans echo that, and Roddy says if MJF was here tonight, and not hiding out there, Roddy would ask him: Is Roddy supposed to be ashamed of his childhood?
Is Roddy supposed to be ashamed of his parents? You don’t think Roddy’s heard that stuff before? His whole LIFE, that is what people brought up! His mom’s an addict, his dad’s an addict, mom shot dad. Good job, Max, you made Roddy feel like he was in elementary school again. And people may look at Roddy’s past and feel sorry for him, but Roddy asks us not to. Because looking at MJF, Roddy feels sorry for him. Understand this, Max. With Roddy’s life, he learned that to get the most out of life, you have to earn it. If you wanna break the cycle, you have to earn it. And that is what Roddy’s done ever since he was a kid!
And now looking at MJF, he’s been spoon-fed everything. And when something doesn’t go his way or something happens and he doesn’t like it, MJF throws a temper tantrum like a baby until that changes. So Roddy wants MJF to do something for him: Look in the mirror and think about all the things that MJF has done to people. The manipulating, the backstabbing, the using. MJF needs to realize, when the bell rings at Full Gear, MJF will pay for all those sins. With every chop, with every punch, with every elbow, with every backbreaker! And when it is all over, Roddy walks to his hotel room for the best night of sleep in his life because he earned it.
Especially because Roddy will know he has broken MJF’s back, and left him humbled! Roddy is all fired up, and the fans are with him! Will MJF finally get what’s coming to him? Or will he give Roddy nightmares for the rest of his life?
AEW shares footage taken from last Saturday night.
First, a recap video of Daniel Garcia thwarting Jack Perry’s attempts to abduct and torture Matthew Menard, as well as the joyride they took in the Scapegoat bus, with Perry as the hood ornament. And now, they have Perry strapped into a chair, the bus headlights as the only source of light. Menard is behind the camera as he asks Perry how he’s feeling. How’d that work out for him, huh? Garcia splashes Perry with water to wake him up, and says “Let’s have a conversation. I’m all ears.” Perry chuckles and says Garcia thinks he’s so much better than him. Look at where they are! Garcia shouts back that he doesn’t wanna be here!
Garcia just wants to wrestle, but AEW is full of savages! Perry tried to take Daddy Magic’s life! And those in power just sit back and watch, pretending that nothing’s going on. So what do they do? Gotta take the power back, right? Perry counters with, “Everybody’s got a code. Everybody cares about right and wrong until it costs them something. Until they have to SACRIFICE!” Garcia gets in Perry’s face, grabs him by the mouth, and says Perry’s always going on about sacrifice but Perry has no idea what Garcia’s had to go through! Perry has NO idea what Garcia’s had to sacrifice to be here!
Garcia knows where Perry wants him to go, but Garcia promises that he’s never gonna go there. Perry smirks, then SPITS in Garcia’s face. Garcia wipes that off his face and says bet. Garcia’s got something for Perry, so just wait right there. Garcia goes to the bus while Perry mockingly asks what he’s gonna do. Menard tells shut up, Jack! Life must be so hard for him! What’s Jack got to be sad about?! Garcia comes back and he has a crowbar! Perry dares him to go ahead. Garcia raises the bar, but he SMASHES up the bus! Garcia throws the crowbar away and Perry laughs. Is that it? Garcia tells Menard they’ll get out of here. What? Where’s Garcia going?
Perry says yeah, walk away. Menard tells Perry that Garcia’s gonna whoop his ass! Just wait! Menard leaves, Perry shouts into the night, but will The Face of TNT soon be the one sacrificed for the greater good?
Renee Paquette presides over the ROH World Championship contract signing.
She welcomes us backstage to the signing for this match, which will happen next week, Dynamite: Thanksgiving Eve, in Chicago. The challenger, Tomohiro Ishii, is on her left, and the champion, Chris Jericho, is on her right. Jericho, as champion, you have the honors to sign first. Jericho smiles and waves as he says, “Hi, guys.” But Renee, you should know better. A champion of Jericho’s caliber does not just sign a contract thrust at his face randomly. He has a whole legal team that needs to approve this contract. Renee says it was sent to said legal team last week. Oh, really? What about today? The now! Jericho lives in the now!
Jericho says he’ll get this checked by his legal eagles one more time. But for now, wait here. Choto matte kudesai. Jericho steps around the corner and then down the hall. He smiles at his own picture on the wall. What a good looking guy. But wait, Ishii has followed Jericho to the hall. Jericho is a bit worried as he keeps moving. Jericho tries to block Ishii’s path but a trash can isn’t enough. Jericho tells staffers that Ishii wants to talk to them. They step in the way but Ishii pushes them aside. Jericho moves faster, pushes more people in the way, but Ishii pushes them aside. Was that RJ City?
Jericho goes up some stairs but Ishii follows. Ishii’s even gaining ground! Jericho goes through a doorway and ends up in the concourse! Fans cheer as Jericho and Ishii keep up their cat ‘n’ mouse game. Jericho decides to go into the stands! Ishii follows, and they head down the bleachers towards ringside! Jericho hurries over railing but so does Ishii. They go into the ring, and now Jericho tells Ishii to stop following him! Jericho wants a mic, a mic is brought, and Jericho says hey, listen, Ishii. Jericho would sign this contract, but he doesn’t have a pen. Ishii has a pen! Oh. Ishii clicks it for Jericho, and pushes it into him.
Jericho takes the pen, looks at the contract again, and still hesitates. Jericho signs his part, and then hands things over to Ishii. But then BRYAN KEITH & BIG BILL ATTACK! It was all a massive set-up! Bad Apple & Redwood beat down Stone Pitbull, and then sit him up! Jericho has the pen ready, but here comes The Conglomeration! Mark Briscoe & Rocky Romero rush in, and Mark TACKLES Jericho! Rocky fires off on Bill while Mark CHOKES Jericho! Keith saves Jericho from Mark but Mark fires hands on Keith! The fans fire up, but then Bill SKYSCRAPER- NO, Mark UPPERCUTS Bill first! Rocky adds on!
The fans fire up as The Conglomeration pinballs Bill, and then Ishii CLOBBERS him! Bill tumbles out, but Rocky DIVES! Bill is sent into railing! Keith stands up, into a kick and underhooks! JAY DRILLER! Jericho stands up, Ishii has him, and hits a BRAINBUSTER!! Conglomeration stands tall over The Learning Tree and his Branches, and now Ishii signs his part! The match is now official, and Ishii is looking to take a bite out of Jericho! Will The Conglomeration have the ROH World Championship to be thankful for this year?
Backstage interview with Jamie Hayter.
Renee is with the former AEW Women’s World Champion and notes that last time, we were going to hear from her, only for her to be interrupted by Julia Hart. What is Hayter’s reaction to that? Well, yeah, she isn’t angry, but she is baffled why Julia chose to interrupt Hayter. They’ve never really spoken or interacted, or even wrestled each other. Hayter is just curious as to why Julia felt it was okay to do that. Granted, Julia can do whatever she wants, Hayter moves to the beat of her own drum just as much as Julia. But… if Julia wants to have a chat-
Uh oh, something is happening to the video! Brody King’s message echoes, “It’s time to come home.” Julia Hart walks through the woods. Brody says The House is her foundation. She has seen her rebirth. Now it is time to rebuild. She has woken up stronger, more determined, and more dangerous than ever. Julia aims her arrow to shoot down a target: her past self. Her obstacles are just bull’s eyes. She is the Princess of the Black Throne, and the Keeper of Secrets. She is Julia Hart, and her heart grows harder. She hits her mark, but will she find Hayter Hits Hard?
Orange Cassidy VS Wheeler Yuta!
Freshly Squeezed has been accused of being coldblooded and uncaring, but he got pretty heated as he told The Conglomeration to keep themselves safe tonight. He goes 1v1 with The Decoder, a young man who was once Cassidy’s student, and who left him behind to join the then Blackpool Combat Club. If anyone is uncaring, it is Yuta with how he would then follow Jon Moxley’s lead in the destruction of Bryan Danielson and Chuck Taylor. Who will be the more ferocious fighter tonight, this close to Full Gear?
The bell rings and Yuta SHOTGUNS Cassidy! Yuta follows Cassidy to a corner to CHOP, then ROCK, then CHOP again! Yuta whips corner to corner but Cassidy goes up and out. Cassidy bumps Yuta off buckles, climbs up top, but has to leap over. Yuta comes back but Cassidy catches him to a backslide! TWO, but Cassidy reels Yuta in for a cradle! TWO! Yuta pulls on an ear! But Cassidy arm-drags and wrangles Yuta into the SEATBELT! TWO!! Yuta escapes and the fans fire up as these two stand off. Yuta huffs ‘n’ puffs, but Cassidy shows he wants a grapple. They feel things out, knuckle lock, but Cassidy blocks a kick!
Cassidy reels Yuta in for a headlock, but Yuta powers up and out. Cassidy ducks ‘n’ rolls, tilt-o-whirls, but Yuta suplexes! Into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Yuta tumbles out and fans fire up! Cassidy builds speed to DIVE! Down goes Yuta and the fans fire up again! Cassidy brings Yuta up, whips, but Yuta reverses to reel Cassidy in! Cassidy fights the suplex, but then Yuta fights a suplex. Yuta suplexes, to RAILING BRAINBUSTER!! Cassidy writhes and fans are stunned! Yuta stomps Cassidy, then leaves him behind for the ring count. Cassidy crawls into the ring, Yuta exposes a crossbar, and then he GRINDS Cassidy’s face into the steel!
The fans boo, the ref reprimands, but Yuta steps off at 4. Cassidy seethes as he rises up, but Yuta has him at the corner. Cassidy kicks Yuta’s legs out and Yuta falls onto a turnbuckle! Yuta falls back, Cassidy climbs, but Yuta grabs Cassidy first! Yuta drags Cassidy down but Cassidy fires hands. Yuta squeezes the facelock tight, then hits an APRON DDT! The fans boo Yuta while Cassidy writhes, and Dynamite goes picture in picture.
Cassidy clutches his neck while Yuta waits in the ring. A ring count starts and Yuta eggs Cassidy on. Cassidy reaches up as the count reaches 5 of 10, but he doesn’t sit up until 6. Cassidy hobbles up, stumbles and falls, but springs back to life! He slides in at 9! Only for Yuta to be right on him! Yuta reels Cassidy in, but Cassidy turns that into BEACH BREAK! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives but Cassidy is too sore to be frustrated. They both sit up, and Yuta crawls his way over to a corner. Cassidy rises, checks his neck, then runs up, but into an ELBOW! Yuta goes up, but Cassidy JUMP FOREARMS! Cassidy positions Yuta just right before he climbs the corner.
Yuta resists but Cassidy still brings Yuta up. Yuta continues to fight the suplex, throws body shots, then shoves Cassidy down. Cassidy rolls back to his feet, runs back up the corner, but Yuta again fights the suplex! Cassidy fires hands, but Yuta fires back! They brawl up top, Cassidy HEADBUTTS Yuta! But Yuta HEADBUTTS back! They both wobble, but then Cassidy BITES Yuta! The ref reprimands, but Cassidy CLAWS Yuta’s back! This is very Moxley of him to do! And then Cassidy hits the SUPERPLEX! Both men are down and the ref checks. They’re both okay to continue, so a standing count begins!
Cassidy sits up, spots Yuta, and heads that way. Yuta sits up, they fire forearms as they stand! Dynamite returns to single picture as these shots go back and forth. The fans fire up for Cassidy but boo Yuta as the shots go faster and faster! Yuta BITES Cassidy’s forehead! Yuta spits then runs, but Cassidy dodges! BODY BLOW! SUPERKICK! Yuta sits down, Cassidy runs, PENALTY KICK! Cassidy slashes his throat, hauls Yuta up, BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO!! Yuta survives but Cassidy seethes. Cassidy rains down fists on Yuta! The ref reprimands about closed fists and hair pulling, but Cassidy doesn’t stop until the ref counts 4.
Cassidy stands, and he throws off the elbow pad! Cassidy aims at Yuta, runs up, but Yuta ducks the punch! GERMAN SUPLEX! Yuta runs to CHOP in the corner! And then a wrench and PAIN THRILLER! The fans boo while Yuta seethes and stands over Cassidy. Yuta sits Cassidy up, for HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! But Cassidy blocks one! And bends fingers, to then SNAP them! The fans fire up as Cassidy SNAPS finger after finger! Yuta swings, Cassidy BOOTS him, then serves up SOLE FOOD! Scoop and MICHINOKU DRIVER! Cover, TWO!! Cassidy is busting out all his best friends’ best moves, but he hasn’t gotten it done!
Cassidy aims, loads up, and ORANGE- NO, Yuta ducks! Orange fights the suplex, switches to O’Conner Roll! TWO, Yuta dodges Cassidy, scoops him, and CROSS LEG TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO?!? Cassidy survives and Yuta is furious! The fans are thunderous, but Yuta rains down HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Cassidy grits his teeth but he’s almost a ragdoll! Yuta lets off to then hook the arms, CATTLE MUTILATION!! Cassidy endures as Yuta thrashes him around! Cassidy powers up as the fans rally, and he kicks around to the ROPEBREAK!! Yuta holds on, the ref counts, and Yuta finally lets go at 4!
The ref reprimands Yuta, but Yuta pushes past the ref to go outside the ring. Yuta grabs a chair! Yuta storms into the ring while the fans boo, and the ref says don’t do it! Cassidy dodges the chair shot! Victory roll, CASSIDY WINS!!
Winner: Orange Cassidy, by pinfall
Yuta is in disbelief! Cassidy beat him with a technical move! Yuta snarls but the ref keeps him back. Cassidy did what he promised in beating Yuta, but then he stares his former student down. Is Cassidy going to offer a handshake? WAIT, PAC ATTACKS! The Bastard BOOTS Cassidy down so we’ll never know what Cassidy was going to do! The fans boo more but Pac & Yuta stand on Cassidy. The rest of the Death Riders appear, and Marina Shafir has duct tape! The AEW World Trios Champions stomp away on Cassidy, like vultures picking the bones. Moxley steps into the ring while Marina hands the tape over to Pac.
Claudio puts Cassidy’s hands in his pockets, and then Pac tapes them in! Cassidy is physically bound, and Moxley paces around. Cassidy is pushed around by all the Death Riders, then Moxley DECKS him! Claudio hauls Cassidy back up, the Death Riders keep bullying him, and then Moxley SLAPS Cassidy down! But the bullying continues as they stand Cassidy up. Cassidy “kicks” Moxley! Defiant to the end! But Moxley DECKS him again! Moxley paces around more, then stomps Cassidy right on the face! Moxley leads The Death Riders away, and The Conglomeration finally comes out here.
Mark has scissors to cut Cassidy loose, and the fans boo as The Death Riders still retreat. Cassidy tries to stand up, but he has to use ropes to do it. Even so, Cassidy stands on his own two feet. Moxley eggs on the fans while Cassidy puts his sunglasses on. And then hands up, and then into the pockets! Try as they might, The Death Riders could not break the Freshly Squeezed fighting spirit! Will Cassidy finally become AEW World Champion? Or will Moxley find a way to break Cassidy at Full Gear?
My Thoughts:
A great go-home Dynamite here, though it felt like it contracted Go Home Syndrome. A lot of recap and other promos, but good promos all the same. Good follow-up from last week with Hayter and Hart, that will probably really get going after Full Gear. Good promo from Mariah & Mina to hype up their celebration segment for Full Gear, and with Toni Storm’s announcement of her retirement, you can bet Toni is anything but retired! Toni Storm most assuredly will return very soon, maybe even to ruin the celebration and spark another feud. I still want us to get to Mariah VS Mina but maybe Storm moves things back so that Mariah VS Mina happens in 2025.
Good promo from Private Party to also have AJ & Big Justice show up. The promos didn’t really add much to any of the matches, though. I’m very sure AJ does hit the BOOM on QT to win, and then Private Party finds a way to survive the Fatal 4. Great stuff with Perry, Garcia and Menard, that was another very action movie kind of promo, maybe even like that grittier Batman movie. But with Garcia not sinking to the same lows as Perry, that will be why Garcia loses. Honestly, why not just have Perry blatantly get himself disqualified? What great heat for Perry while keeping Garcia strong in not becoming TNT Champion.
Great promos in this MJF story. I appreciate Cole throwing his support behind Roddy was good, as well as Kyle O’Reilly wanting Cole to just leave it at this. MJF of course insults Roddy over his past while also trashing Cole at the same time, but great response from Roddy. Also I’m not a car guy so it took me a little too long to Google out what car MJF was driving. Anyway, given all these promos, I am very confident MJF wins at Full Gear and then Cole still wants after MJF, only for Kyle to have to fight Cole to make him stop. Then we’ll maybe get Cole VS MJF at Worlds End, or even some time in 2025.
Very good stuff with The Hurt Syndicate, even with them getting jumped by Swerve. Poor Cheeseburger, that’s one fan favorite that got fed to Bobby Lashley. But Swerve getting the better of the Hurt Syndicate again and again tonight, all the more reason Lashley wins at Full Gear. Very good promo vignette from White and Hangman to hype up their grudge match, which still feels it could go either way since they’re tied on the year. And Jericho and Ishii had perhaps simultaneously the most clever and most ridiculous contract signing segment ever. And of course Jericho worked out some sort of trap, only for it to go badly for him and his team. But with that, that means Ishii is losing next week, as I figured he would.
Awesome opening match with the 8 Man, and I liked that they had Hobbs do the “fighting through the pain” angle in the match. Also, great bit with Kyle Fletcher sending Davis into harm’s way so that the Callis Family can get the better of Ospreay’s team. I thought the Faces were going to win here, but the math now says Ospreay finds a way to beat Kyle, and maybe Ricochet takes the International Championship from Konosuke Takeshita. The Continental Classic is coming, and they could easily use that round robin to get Konosuke back to a feud with Kazuchika Okada and they battle for the Continental Championship at Worlds End like we should’ve gotten at WrestleDream.
Awesome match from Kris VS Shida, and I appreciate the crisis of confidence for Shida. Kris gets a great win to go into Full Gear, and then Kris and Shida get the better of Mone & Kamille, so all the more reason Mone finds a way to survive. As for Kamille, I feel like she should ditch Mone for being treated like crap by Mone, and maybe we can get a feud of Mone VS Kamille going into 2025. And of course, plenty of promos from Death Riders and “Team AEW” members. Moxley just kinda went on and on about stuff he’s already said in reference to Cassidy, but I did like Claudio going bilingual in talking trash on Darby.
Awesome matches from those stories, of course. Darby really got thrown around but he continues to show that toughness. Claudio getting the win mostly keeps Darby back so that Darby can build towards a world title match at Worlds End. Cassidy VS Yuta was great stuff, too, with great back and forth of Cassidy wanting to end it quick, having to grit it out with Yuta, and then Cassidy still finding a way to end it with a quick pin. And they did a good job muddying the math. Cassidy wins the match, but the Death Riders beat him down, only for Cassidy to literally stand tall at the end of the show. I still don’t see him taking the world title from Moxley, though, with Darby still in the wings, but this could end up Cassidy’s best match yet.
My Score: 8.9/10
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May VS Jay, ONE LAST TIME!
Anna Jay gets one last shot at Mariah May’s AEW Women’s World Championship, but under No Disqualifications! Will Anna finally be The Star of the Show?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron; Mina wins.
- Daniel Garcia VS Johnny TV w/ MXM Collection; Garcia wins.
- Shelton Benjamin w/ MVP VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes; Shelton wins.
- “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Bulk Bronson w/ The Iron Savages; Hobbs wins.
- Full Gear Tag Team Contenders Series: Rush & The Beast Mortos w/ Jake “The Snake” Roberts VS The Acclaimed; The Acclaimed win and advance to Full Gear.
- AEW Women’s World Championship No Disqualifications Match: Mariah May VS Anna Jay; Mariah wins and retains the title, Anna can no longer challenge for the title.
PLAY BY PLAY
Anna Jay and Mariah May each arrive backstage.
The Queenslayer says, “No DQ, no problem.” But The Glamour says, “This one’s for Mina.” Speaking of…
Mina Shirakawa VS Harley Cameron!
The Fighting Gravure Idol is back in AEW, and she’s ready for quite the Collision with this crazy Aussie! Will The Rev-Pro Undisputed British Women’s Champion prove why she’s the Queen of Southside? Or will she suffer the wrath of Harley Cameron?
The bell rings and the fans rally up behind Mina. Mina and Harley use some shimmying for intimidation. Harley kicks, Mina blocks, and then Mina headlocks. Harley powers up and out, drops down, but Mina rolls over. Mina then dodges Harley, bypasses her, and trips her! Harley avoids the elbow drop, Mina avoids the Penalty Kick, but Harley rolls through the roll-up. Mina dodges with a slide and the fans fire up! Mina and Harley reset, Harley runs up, but Mina drop toeholds! KNEE SMASH! The fans cheer as Mina then reels Harley in and hooks up the legs. Mina dances on Harley’s legs, before she STOMPS them!
Harley clutches her knees, but Mina drops an elbow on a leg! And then steps through, but Harley scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! Mina lets go but then brings Harley up. Harley throat chops! The fans boo and the ref reprimands but Harley hits a RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Cover, ONE!! Mina is tougher than that, but Harley keeps her focus. Harley drags Mina up, then runs to BULLDOG HOTSHOT! Mina ends up int he ropes, and Harley CLUBS her on the back! Harley mocks the “We Want Mina!” chant, before she shouts, “NO WE DON’T!” MOTORBOAT ATTACK! Mina sputters, but then Harley CHOKES Mina with a headscissors!
Harley lets go as the ref counts, and Harley says, “We Want Harley!” The fans are torn on that, but Harley whips Mina to ELBOW her down! Cover, TWO! Mina is still tougher than that, but Harley drags her around to throw down elbows after elbow! Harley clamps on a chinlock but the fans rally up. Mina fights to her feet, and she throws elbows until she’s free. Harley ENZIGIRIS Mina in return! Mina wobbles, Harley runs, but Mina runs past her! Tilt-o-whirl and RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! The fans fire up as Harley goes to a corner. Mina pounds the mat, the fans rally behind her, and Mina runs corner to corner to ELBOW!
The fans fire up as Mina says one more time! Mina whips, Harley reverses, and Harley runs in. Mina dodges and ROCKS Harley, then goes up to GAMANGIRI! Cover, TWO! Harley shows she is tougher than that, but Mina drags her up. Harley breaks free, Mina blocks a kick and trips her! Mina SMASHES the knee again! Mina then turns Harley, ties her up, FIGURE FOUR! Harley endures, even as Mina thrashes around! Harley reaches out, crawls her way over, and has the ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Mina lets go, and Harley drags herself up. The fans cheer Mina as she puts the leg through ropes and pulls!
Mina lets go with a coy smile as the ref counts. Mina runs but Harley trips her into the ropes! And then BACKSTABBER! Mina writhes but Harley brings her around. Harley fireman’s carries but her leg hurts! Mina slips free, KICKS the bad leg, but Harley fires a forearm! Mina KICKS the leg again! Harley fires another forearm! Mina kicks and kicks and kicks! Harley drops to her knees but rises back up! Only for Mina to ROCK, spin, and SOBAT! Mina fire sup, reels Harley in, inverted suplex for the- NO, Harley slips free! Harley waistlocks but Mina fights! Mina wrenches out, Harley ducks the kick to pump handle BACK SUPLEX! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up as Mina survives! Harley grows frustrated and she shakes her leg out. Harley rises, she brings Mina up, and she fires more forearms. Harley whips, Mina reverses and sends Harley to a corner. Mina runs up, Harley slips aside to roll up, but with feet on ropes! The ref sees that easily and Harley stops. Harley argues with the ref, but Mina hits a ROLLING ELBOW! Mina runs to FLYING CHUCK! Harley is dazed and the fans fire up with Mina! Mina runs corner to corner to DOUBLE- NO, Harley puts Mina up top! Mina ROCKS Harley and hits a FLYING SLINGBLADE! Cover, TWO!! Harley survives and shocks everyone!
Mina says fine, she’ll use the buster! Mina dragon sleepers and inverted suplexes, but Harley drops to victory roll! TWO!! URAKEN from Mina! Harley is down but the fans fire up with Mina! Mina dragon sleepers, for the GLAMOROUS DRIVER MINA!! Cover, Mina wins!
Winner: Mina Shirakawa, by pinfall
What a powerful return for Mina, and while Harley shimmies in frustration, will it be Mina celebrating even more should Mariah May retain her title?
Jack Perry arrives.
The Scapegoat arrives in his black bus, but he also leaves the engine running while he heads inside. What is the twisted TNT Champion planning for tonight?
Daniel Garcia VS Johnny TV w/ MXM Collection!
Speaking of the TNT Championship, it will be Red Death challenging Jack Perry for that gold. But before he becomes the Face of TNT, can he prove to Johnny and the world that he is #TVReady?
The bell rings and Garcia circles with Johnny. They tie up, go around, and Johnny powers Garcia to a corner. The ref counts, Johnny lets off slowly, but then he takes a swing! Garcia dodges, headlocks and grinds Johnny. Johnny powers up and out, then he RUNS Garcia over! The fans are torn but Garcia gets up to shake that off. Garcia and Johnny circle again, tie up, and Garcia headlocks. Johnny powers up and out, but Garcia RAMS Johnny! Johnny rebounds to RUN Garcia over again! Johnny taunts Garcia, MXM add on, but Garcia fires the fans up. Johnny waistlocks then headlocks, but Garcia powers up and out.
Garcia drops down, hurdles over, then ducks Johnny to CLOBBER Johnny! The fans fire up while Johnny flounders! Garcia storms up on Johnny, UPPERCUTS him to a corner, then CHOPS him! Garcia whips, Johnny reverses, but Garcia holds ropes. Johnny runs up but Garcia ELBOWS him! Mansoor distracts the ref, allowing Mason to CHOKE SLAM Garcia!! The fans boo and Daddy Magic protests from commentary. The Mahogany Hunk poses, pretending he did nothing wrong, and Johnny covers. TWO, but Johnny stays on Garcia while Collision goes picture in picture.
Johnny drags Garcia by a leg, sits him up, and SHINING WIZARDS! Mansoor talks trash to the fans, probably fashion related, and Johnny TOSSES Garcia out. Johnny poses before he stalks Garcia to the ramp. Johnny taunts Garcia, kicks him around, then has him against railing. Johnny ROCKS Garcia, follows him around the way, then runs him into railing! Garcia falls over, Johnny refreshes the ring count, and MXM mug Garcia behind the ref’s back! The fans protest but MXM gest away with that. Johnny goes back out to fetch Garcia, but Garcia ROCKS Johnny! And ROCKS him again! And again!
Johnny FLAPJACKS Garcia onto the railing! Garcia falls in a heap but Johnny drags him back up. Johnny puts Garcia in the ring, then has him along the apron for a KICK! MXM mock the old Garcia dance while Johnny KICKS Garcia in the side. Johnny CHOKES Garcia on ropes, but lets off as the ref counts. Johnny argues with the ref while MXM taunt Garcia. Johnny clamps onto Garcia again and wraps him up in a COBRA TWIST! Garcia endures and fights around while Collision returns to single picture. Garcia fights up, and he pries free to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Johnny kicks low and then TOSSES Garcia out hard!
Johnny poses, then builds speed, to TORNILLO ATTACK! Johnny and MXM are all fired up, and even the fans have to admit that was good. But wait, JACK PERRY SMACKS MATT MENARD! The fans freak out as the Scapegoat TOSSES Daddy Magic over railing! Johnny mugs Garcia, puts him in the ring, then drags Garcia up to a fireman’s carry. Garcia fights with elbows and then hammers away on Johnny! Garcia reels Johnny in for a SAIDO! The fans fire up, MXM coaches Johnny, and both men slowly rise. Garcia has the fans on his side as he counter punches Johnny! And counter punches again!
Garcia fires off haymakers on Johnny, stomps a mudhole in, and the fans fire up with Garcia! The ref counts, Garcia lets off, but he runs side to side for a BOOT WASH! Garcia storms around, and he runs up, gets around, and he spins Johnny, TWIST ‘N’ SHOUT! Cover, TWO! Johnny survives and MXM is relieved. Garcia grits his teeth and he drags Johnny back up. Garcia reels Johnny in, but Johnny resists the lift! Johnny DUMPS Garcia up and out! MXM swarm again! The fans boo as Johnny keeps the ref from seeing this. But then Garcia POSTS Mansoor! Mason scoops Garcia but Garcia slips free to POST Mason!
Garcia hurries into the ring, but gets a FLYING CHUCK and a MOONLIGHT DRIVE for it! Johnny goes up, STARSHIP FLOP as Garcia moves! Garcia runs up to SHOTGUN Johnny down! Garcia then runs up, gets around, COBRA CLUTCH, and ANACONDA VICE! Johnny TAPS, Garcia wins!
Winner: Daniel Garcia, by submission
Red Death overcomes 3v1 odds, but now he realizes something happened to Menard! Garcia asks what happens, Schiavone and Nigel explain it was Perry. Wait, cameras have caught up and now Perry is brawling with Menard in the back! Garcia hurries to the back, but Perry throws Menard into railing! And SMACKS him with a floor sign! Perry stalks Menard while commentary says AEW is coming unglued! Things have moved to the parking lot, and Perry SMACKS Menard off the Scapegoat bus! “You think he’s ready? You think he’s ready!? Then you’re what’s holding him back. But I’m gonna fix that.”
Perry shoves Menard aside, then goes into the bus. Perry brings out a tow chain, with a hook on it! Perry CLUBS Menard, then hooks him up to the back of the bus! Between the chain and the bus exhaust, Menard is coughing and sputtering. Perry tells Menard, “We all have to sacrifice.” Perry then goes into the bus, but Garcia runs up! Garcia fires off on Perry, throws him into the side of the bus, “You thought this was a game?!” Garcia stomps Perry, and he frees Menard from the chain. Garcia stands Perry up abut Menard has an idea. Menard takes the camera, but Collision goes to break. What hell will Garcia put Perry through a week before Full Gear?
Lio Rush speaks.
“I am sick and tired of feeling the way that I’ve been feeling lately. Lost and confused on where I stand with the people that surrounded me. It’s really hard to know exactly who you are when you lose the matches that mean the most. But then I take a deep breath, I look at my watch, and I remember that I’m the Man of the Hour. I came to AEW to collect titles. I’m a 30-year-old piece of gold, and I pray that the people I call friends get on the same page. Because it’s only a matter of time before Lio Rush is rushing to the top.”
Garcia has Perry tied to the hood of the bus!
Garcia shouts at Perry that he was waiting for a reason! Garcia and Menard get in the bus, and they take Perry for a ride! They go through guard rails, up a ramp, and perhaps even into town! Will the Scapegoat end up a bug on a windshield?
Shelton Benjamin w/ MVP VS Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!
While Bobby Lashley prepares for Full Gear, the Hurt Syndicate is looking for those ready to join up. Will the Standard of Excellence find the Commander of the Skies worth the investment? Or will he just be a waste of time?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Shelton and Komander tie up, but then Shelton shoves Komander back to BOOT him down! Shelton stands Komander up to KNEE, DECK, and then stand up again. Shelton clinches for the CROTCH LIFT SUPLEX! Komander flounders but Shelton stalks him. The fans rally for Shelton as he whips Komander corner to corner hard! Komander flops down and MVP says all day long! Abrahantes coaches Komander but Shelton stomps Komander. The MVP Arena cheers on MVP, and Shelton drags Komander up. Komander fires body shots, then forearms, but Shelton just smiles.
Shelton whips Komander to CLOBBER him! The fans fire up while Komander flounders more. Shelton drags Komander up, stomps him around, then stands him back up. Shelton scoops but Komander fights into a SLEEPER! Komander CLUBS away on Shelton, but Shelton throws Komander away! Shelton drags Komander to a corner, stomps him, then stands him up. Komander kicks, Shelton blocks, but Komander kicks and kicks and kicks! Shelton grins as he holds on, but then Komander ENZIGIRIS! Komander goes up, up and FLYING ARM-DRAGS! The fans fire up as things speed up, and Komander FLAPJACK DROPKICKS!
The fans rally as Komander runs up to mule kick, SUPERKICK, and knoucle lock! Koamnder goes up and up, around and around, then FLYING- NO! Shelton stops the rana to pop Komander into a BEARHUG! Then an OVERHEAD SUPLEX! Komander flounders but MVP says no more toying around. Shelton stalks Komander to the apron then kicks him to the floor while Collision goes pictur ein picture.
Shelton goes out after Komander, brings him back up, and he RAMS Komander into the railing! And the apron! And back to railing! Shelton RAMS Komander into the apron then THROWS him at the railing! Komander is down in a heap and MVP is all fired up! MVP talks a bit of trash to Komander while Shelton steps into the ring. The ring count climbs, and Shelton waits. Komander manages to get in at 7 of 10! Shelton stomps Komander, then brings him up from the apron side. Shelton has Komander literally on the ropes, to then BOOT him down! Komander hits the floor and MVP says it’s fine, he can stay down.
Shelton goes out after Komander, drags him up, and tosses him back into the ring. Shelton stalks Komander, then clamps on with a chinlock. Komander endures, but Shelton grinds him and twists him into a stretch. Komander continues to endure while Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Shelton whips Komander to FLAPJACK! Komander lands hard and sputters, but Shelton stands on him for a cocky cover. ONE, but Shelton smirks. The fans rally while Shelton stalks Komander to a corner. Shelton stomps Komander, hoists him up top, and slaps him around! Komander SLAPS back! And BOOTS! Komander adjusts position, dodges Shelton, and kicks the legs out! Shelton falls back, Komander goes up! MISSILE DROPKICK! The fans fire up and Komander rises! Komander storms up but Shelton kicks low. Shelton suplexes, but Komander slips around! SLEEPER, then ELEVATED COBRA TWIST!
Shelton endures, powers out, but Komander handsprings through the hip toss! Komander runs, tilt-o-whirls, DEJA VU RANA! Shelton tumbles out and the fans fire up with Komander! Komander hurries to a corner and climbs! Komander tightrope walks the 20 feet, to then SPACE MAN MOONSAULT! Down goes Shelton and the fans are thunderous! Komander hurries to get Shelton up but Shelton ELBOWS him away. Shelton slides into the ring himself, but Komander follows. MVP is furious as Komander runs, 619! Shelton is down and Komander goes up again! MVP shouts at Shelton while Komander aims.
Komander tightrope walks again but has to bail out as Shelton moves! Shelton waistlocks to GERMAN SUPLEX! And then GERMAN SUPLEX again! Komander flounders to a corner, Shelton runs up to STEP-UP KNEE! And then a SUPERKICK! Komander gets folded up and MVP says finish it already! Shelton hauls Komander up, clinches, and hits PAYDIRT! Cover, Shelton wins!
Winner: Shelton Benjamin, by pinfall
MVP stands with Shelton in the victory, but Komander definitely give more of a fight than either man expected. MVP then says we should leave with a souvenir! Shelton grabs at Komander’s mask! Abrahantes gets in the ring to stop Shelton, but then he sees MVP there. MVP grabs Abrahantes by the neck! MVP LARIATS Abrahantes down! MVP may be a manager now, but he can still hit other managers hard. Will nothing stop The Hurt Syndicate from owning AEW?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.
Renee Paquette is with the #BornAgainKristen and says that we’re just one week away from Kris VS Mercedes Mone for the TBS Championship at Full Gear. Things have already gotten out of control, from Mone & Kamille trying to run Kris over with a car, and then Kris tackles them through a wall. Once the bell rings, what can we expect? Kris says, “Anything and everything.” Mone is one of the best, will do anything she can to win, and is most dangerous when she’s cornered, where she is right now. Everything she’s tried hasn’t worked because Kris is still standing. Kris will be the one standing tall as the NEW TBS Champion.
In steps Hikaru Shida with enthusiastic applause. The Shining Samurai tells Kris that she just wants to wish her luck. It’s about time someone beats Mone’s boney ass! And when Kris becomes the new champion, Shida will gladly be her first challenger. Kris says alright, sure. But here’s another idea: Kris is always open for a challenge any time, especially against #HolyShida, the only THREE-TIME AEW Women’s World Champion. So how about this? Wednesday Night Dynamite, Shida VS Kris. Shida’s all for it! They shake hands, but will fighting Shida be a little too much before going to Full Gear? Or will it prove Kris is still The Galaxy’s Greatest?
Backstage interview with The Acclaimed.
Lexy Nair is with Max Caster & Anthony Bowens ahead of their huge Full Gear Tag Team Contenders Series match with La Faccion Ingobernable. But where is Billy Gunn? Caster asks that more importantly, where are their heads going into the match? Because Caster just has to say, as the Best Wrestler Alive, he’s feeling real confident. Bowens says for Lexy’s actual question, Billy will be here. What Caster was trying to say is that The Acclaimed do feel great, because they are one match away from joining that Fatal 4, where they will become TWO-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions in the Scissor King’s home state of New Jersey!
And when they win, The Acclaimed will celebrate with one big scissoring, because EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED! Ain’t that right, Lexy? Oh, wait, MVP steps in, Shelton Benjamin by his side. The Hurt Syndicate just wants to wish The Acclaimed luck. The Syndicate handled their business, so Caster & Bownes should handle theirs. Oh, and Max, use your size and strength. This is a big opportunity, don’t blow it. The Syndicate heads out, but will The Acclaimed win to impress MVP? Or to get back where they belong?
“Powerhouse” Will Hobbs VS Bulk Bronson w/ The Iron Savages!
The return of the Powerhouse is truly big for AEW, but all the Iron Savages are big. And Jacked Jameson wants everyone to hold on. The fat morons and skinny idiots of Albany can shut up. Jameson gives all the introductions, and looking at “P-P-Powerhouse,” all you people are expecting a meat madness match! You want meat?! Then yeah, chant it up! But here’s some news: all these losers are going on a vegan diet! There will be no meat tonight! Because they are The Iron Savages, sippin’ sauce and livin’ hoss while they take all the Low T Meatriders to #TIDDYCITY! Guess Bronson can do it, too?
The bell rings and the fans rally up. Bronson pumps up and puffs up, but he’s looking lean compared to Hobbs. Bronson runs, RAMS Hobbs, but Bronson bounces off! The fans fire up but the Savages coach Bronson up. Hobbs says stop playing and bring it! Hobbs SLAPS Bronson, so Bronson really fires up! Bronson kicks low, and says, “How ’bout that, Hobbs?!” Bronson runs, but Hobbs dodges and CLOBBERS him! The fans fire up while Hobbs brings Bronson around. Scoop and SLAM, and the fans fire up with Hobbs! Hobbs then brings Bronson up to scoop and SLAM again! Bronson writhes, the fans chant for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!”
Hobbs drags Bronson up, scoops and SLAMS again! Bronson writhes while Hobbs looms over him. Hobbs brings Bronson up, but Bronson wrenches out to ROCK Hobbs! Bronson fires haymakers, then CLUBS away on Hobbs’ back! The fans rally, Bronson reels Hobbs in, but Hobbs suplexes Bronson first! Bronson flounders into a corner, the fans fire up as Hobbs headbutts buckles! Hobbs runs up to SPLASH in the corner! Hobbs says he’s got all the meat! Hobbs LARIATS point blank again and again as fans chant “MEAT!” Hobbs lets Bronson stagger about, before he CLOBBERS him!
Hobbs shakes the ropes, and the straps come down! The fans fire up but Jameson talks trash on the apron. Hobbs DECKS him! Boulder runs in?! Hobbs hits a SPINEBUSTER! The ref can’t believe what’s going on as Hobbs torture racks Bronson! ARGENTINE RACK! Bronson TAPS, Hobbs wins! And drops Bronson on Boulder!
Winner: “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs, by submission
Big, jacked, and ANYBODY can get it! That is the way of the Powerhouse! Will the Book of Hobbs have quite the comeback story?
Backstage interview with The Undisputed Kingdom.
Lexy is now with Roderick Strong, Matt Taven & Mike Bennett. She congratulates Roddy for getting his third win via Lance Archer. Roddy now faces MJF at Full Gear, so how is he feeling? How’s he feeling? First, thanks for all that, Lexy, he appreciates it. Second, “MAAAX! You have seven days. Seven days from right now until you’re standing across the ring from me, Max. And look, I got a lot to say, and on Wednesday, you’re gonna hear it all, but I just wanna leave you with this: Max, you walk around here thinking you’re smarter than everybody, you’re better than everybody. I don’t think you realize what you’ve gotten yourself into.
“I am the Messiah of the Backbreaker. I am a damn wrestling legend! And when Full Gear ends, you’re gonna realize that I’m better than you, and you know it!” Roddy is ready to throw it all back in MJF’s face, but will the Wolf of Wrestling have a contingency plan?
Private Party is here!
The MVP Arena is ready to party with the champs, and Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy are ready to watch the final match of the contenders’ series! Who joins Private Party, The Outrunners, and The Kings of the Black Throne at Full Gear?
Full Gear Tag Team Contenders Series: Rush & The Beast Mortos w/ Jake “The Snake” Roberts VS The Acclaimed w/ Billy Gunn!
Platinum Max of course has a diss track. “These dudes gotta be embarrassed. You ’bout to lose bigger than Kamala Harris! LFI in a title match is outta place. It’s like Mexicans being managed by Jake the Snake! I would’ve called the committee, but you’re lucky Albany’s a sanctuary city!” Bowens takes over to say, “ALBANAAAAAY~! The Acclaimed have arrived! Scissor me, Daddy Ass~!” And he does~! But Caster doesn’t? The teams sort out, and while Caster wants to, Bowens convinces him to let Bowens start. Mortos steps up and the fans sing while the bell rings. Bowens and Mortos circle, tie up, and Mortos powers Bowens to a corner.
The ref counts, Mortos lets off, but Bowens dodges the shot to fire CHOPS! Mortos just roars! Mortos runs up, Bowens dodges to CHOP, CHOP and fire forearms! Mortos puts Bowens in a corner to fire forearms and lariats! Caster protests but Mortos SMACKS Bowens! And SMACKS him again! Mortos whips, Bowens reverses, but Mortos rolls off Bowens’ back! Bowens DROPKICKS but Mortos rebounds to CLOBBER Bowens! Bowens gets up but Caster tags in. Caster tells Bowens to relax, but here comes Rush. The fans rally up and the two tie up. Rush powers Caster back, Caster turns things around, but Rush turns it back around.
The ref counts as they’re in a corner, and the two separate. Rush eggs Caster on, the two tie up again, and Rush waistlocks. Caster switches, shoves, and drops down. Rush runs up but Caster hurdles. Rush leaps over but Caster runs him over! Rush runs Caster over! The fans fire up, but Caster says hold on! Tranquilo! Caster raises the ingobernable fist, Rush is moderately amused, but then Caster sucker punches him! Rush scowls and DECKS Caster! Rush goes out to grab his favorite green cable! Mortos distracts the ref, but Caster fires hands on Rush first! And Caster uses the cable! The fans cheer as Rush tastes his own medicine!
But then Rush SLINGS Caster to the floor! Billy is upset but the ref wants him to stay back. Billy tries to point out the shenanigans, but Collision goes picture in picture.
The ref is busy with Billy and that lets Rush LASH Caster with the cable! Rush SMACKS Caster off the desk, Caster scrambles into the ring, but Rush anchors his leg. Rush drags Caster up, CHOPS him then ROCKS him, then bumps him off buckles. Tag to Mortos and Mortos SMACKS Caster! Cover, TWO! Caster toughs it out but Mortos NECK GTWISTS! Cover, TWO! Mortos stalks Caster to a corner while Private Party watches closely. Mortos SMACKS Caster again! Mortos puts Caster in the corner, taunts Bowens, and while the ref is busy with Bowens, that lets The Snake get in cheap shots!
Billy and Bowens both protest, but Mortos wrenches Caster. Tag to Rush and LFI mugs Caster. Caster goes to a corner but Rush whips corner to corner. Rush runs up and feints the dropkick to SMACK Caster! Rush soaks up the cheers and jeers while he blows a kiss. Rush drags Caster up to snapmare and motorcycle stretch. Caster endures but Jake is happy with this. Caster fights up, but Rush throws him down by his hair! Private Party doesn’t like how this is going for Acclaimed, but Rush taunts Bowens. The ref has ot keep Bownse back again, and Rush drags Caster back. Tag to Mortos and LFI mugs Caster more while Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Caster fights up to ENZIGIRI Mortos! Mortos staggers back, Caster crawls forward, hot tag to Bowens! Bowens rallies on LFI with LARIATS, haymakers and CHOPS! Mortos roars, but Bowens sends him into the corner! Mortos tumbles up and out, then Bowens gives Rush the kick, kick, and FAMOUSER! Bowens shouts, “EVERYONE LOVES THE ACCLAIMED!” Bowens then goes up and aims, SUPER CROSSBODY onto Mortos! The fans fire up and Bowens hurries to put Mortos in. Cover, TWO! Mortos stays in this, but Bowens stays focused. Bowens fires forearms but Mortos hits back.
Bowens fires a flurry, then whips, but Mortos reverses. Mortos POP-UP SAMOAN DROPS Bowens down! The fans fire up but Caster MISSILE DROPKCIKS Mortos! Rush runs up, but Caster SUPERKICKS him! Caster runs at Rush, but Rush THROWS him into the corner! Bowens DECKS Rush! The fans fire up as all four men are down! Private Party likes this, too, as Billy coaches his guys. Jake also coaches LFI, and “This is Awesome!” Mortos blocks a shot to HEADBUTT Bowens down! Tag to Rush and Rush runs at the corner, only for Bowens to dodge! Bowens CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS away!
Bowens sits Rush down, mocks the tranquilo with some scissor fingers, but that pisses Rush off! Rush shoves Bowens, the hands start flying! Rush whips Bowens to a corner, to CHOP, CHOP, and CHOP! Rush sits Bowens down to stomp away! The ref counts, Rush argues with him, but then goes corner to corner! Feint and BOOT! Rush gives a proper tranquilo, then he has the fans fired up. Bownes runs up, but into a SNAP POWERSLAM! Rush puts Bowens in the drop zone, goes up, SUPER SENTON FLOPS! Tag to Caster and he goes up! DIVING SPLASH! Cover, Mortos breaks it! Mortos gets Rush to safety, then tags in.
Rush dodges Caster, Mortos ROCKS him! Rush hits a BACKSTABBER, then holds Caster up for Mortos’ MISSILE DROPKICK! Cover, Bowens breaks it! Rush CHOPS Bowens, Mortos whips Caster, and then Mortos CLOBBERS Caster! The fans rally as Rush says now it’s time! But Bowens fires off Rock, Paper, Scissors SUPERKICK! Mortos CLOBBERS Bowens! Mortos then runs at Caster, CANNONBALL MISSES! Hot tag to Bowens and he hits THE ARRIVAL on Mortos! MIC DROP from Caster!! Cover, ACCLAIMED WINS!
Winners: The Acclaimed, by pinfall (advance to Full Gear)
Private Party says alright, nice on Acclaimed! Billy helps Caster to his feet, but Caster is a bit squirrely. Caster calms down, and The Acclaimed all SCISSOR FINGER~! They’re in the Fatal 4, but will Caster & Bowens be the ones to become TWO-TIME TWO-TIME AEW World Tag Team Champions?
PROGRAMMING NOTE for next week!
With Full Gear being next Saturday, November 23rd, Collision takes a week off! We’ll see everyone back here in two weeks on November 30th!
Backstage interview with Mina Shirakawa.
Lexy is with the Fighting Gravure Idol and congratulates her on her win in her return. Mina says yes, she is so back to have come back here, and she is so excited for Mariah’s match. Lexy says Mina already has multiple championships, is AEW gold on her mind at all? Mina says she’s just excited for Mariah’s match. But that’s not a no… Time to dance! Mina shimmies her way on out, but will she end up wanting something more than just fun with her friend?
Backstage interview with The Conglomeration.
Lexy is now with Mark Briscoe, Rocky Romero & Tomohiro Ishii, and she notes that in a couple weeks, Dynamite: Thanksgiving Eve, it will be Tomohiro Ishii VS Chris Jericho for the ROH World Championship. How is Ishii feeling? The Stone Pitbull is stone-faced, so Mark Briscoe “translates” what #BigTom is exuding with his aura. This is what he’s trying to say: Jericho, your days are numbered! You better shine that title up real nice, sleep with it real close, because soon, it’s getting up outta there! “Learning Tree my ass, you about to learn a lesson about humility! You about to learn a lesson about gettin’ your ass whooped!”
Mark asks if they understand what he’s saying, and Rocky says yeah, he’s picking up what Mark’s putting down. Rocky’s digging the energy, and he feels the intensity. But he has to know one thing: What is the word of the day? That’s a hell of a question, Rocky, because today, it is a menagerie of words! Take a basket, reach in, pull out the word of the day, and well, it’s tenacious! Tenacity! Ferocious! Velocity! Ferocity! He’s tellin’ ya, long story short, that title is coming back to the Conglomeration, courtesy of Tomohiro Ishii! Jericho, you gettin’ your ass whooped, son! RARARARA!
Mark may be fire on the outside, but Ishii is fire on the inside. Will The Learning Tree be burned down either way?
Backstage interview with FTR.
Lexy notes that this past Wednesday, Cash Wheeler & Dax Harwood came up short in their own Full Gear Contenders Series match. Where are their heads out right now? Cash says he wishes he had an answer, because he doesn’t really know. FTR doesn’t know where they go from here. They wish it was just one bad night, but the truth of the matter is, FTR lost those titles a little over a year ago and have had chances to get them back where they just haven’t. Maybe it’s FTR. Maybe their time has passed them. Maybe they need to reevaluate. Dax agrees. But on Dynamite, the better team won on that night.
While FTR could cry about it, or they could rebuild. Therefore, they will rebuild. This may not be FTR’s time, but it is someone’s time. It is The Outrunners’ time! And maybe after Full Gear, we get an FTRunners dream match for those titles. Boys, they’re pulling for you. Speaking of, we’re about to hear from The Outrunners right now!
The Outrunners speak.
Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd have another retro style video in old standard definition, saying they’ve got the looks and the attitude, so you know they’ve got “the stuff!” It’s a highlight reel of their match with Top Flight, even using retro graphics in the editing. You gotta have the meat! And right now, they’re sizzling! But will Truth & Turbo be prime A1 material at Full Gear? Or will they end up well done?
AEW Women’s World Championship No Disqualifications Match: Mariah May VS Anna Jay!
The Battle of the Belts was a Title Eliminator that went The Queenslayer’s way, only for The Glamour to get her revenge in the proper title match. However, all the back and forth, the bullying and the brawling, it has led to this rubber match! And as if No Disqualifications isn’t raising the stakes enough, Anna promises that if she loses, this is the last time she challenges Mariah for the title! Will this last chance be just the chance Anna needs to become The Star of the Show? Or will AEW still be All About Mariah?
Anna already brings a duffel bag of weaponry, and Nigel panics for Mariah’s sake. But Mariah came prepared with a trash can, baseball bat, and proper attire for a Street Fight. The introductions are made, but Mariah throws her can already! Anna dodges then SHOTGUNS Mariah! The bell rings, Anna is right on Mariah, and she sends Mariah into the railing! And then the steel steps! And then back into railing! The fans fire up while Anna keeps after Mariah with haymakers. Anna whips Mariah hard into railing! The Vendetta watches backstage, they seem to like Anna bringing out the violence as she SMACKS Mariah off the desk!
Anna confiscates a monitor to SMACK Mariah on the back! Mariah falls into Schaivone’s arms, and Nigel is furiously jealous! Anna SMACKS Mariah off the apron, then grabs herself a chair, to SMACK Mariah with it legs first! Anna pushes Mariah into the ring, then goes up a corner. Mariah stands into Anna’s BLOCKBUSTER! The fans fire up as Anna keeps going, and she sits the chair up nearby. Anna drags Mariah up, but Mariah fires body shots! DDTÂ onto the chair! Anna falls back while Mariah snarls. Mariah grabs the trash can and puts it around Anna! Mariah drums on the can, then goes to a corner.
Mariah climbs, Anna stands, and Mariah MISSILE DROPKICKS Anna down! Cover, TWO! Anna survives but Mariah just goes outside to look under the ring. The fans fire up in anticipation, and Mariah grins as she brings out a LADDER! Mariah pushes that ladder into the ring, stomps Anna around, then drags the ladder up. The ladder is propped up in a corner, then whips Anna, but Anna reverses! Mariah avoids hitting the ladder, but Anna has the QUEENSLAYER SLEEPER! Mariah flails, reaches out, but Anna hops on as a backpack! Only for Mariah to SENTON onto the ladder!
The fans fire up while both women are down, and Collision goes picture in picture.
Mariah sputters and coughs while she crawls to ropes. Mariah rolls out of the ring and hurries to look under the ring again. Mariah brings out a new chair, but Anna has brought out one of her own! They each slide the chairs in, and then they add more chairs! And more chairs! So many chairs! They both storm in, armed with chairs, and they CLASH! Mariah is disarmed, so Anna SMACKS her down! Anna goes for her duffel bag! Anna brings out… a crowbar, a wrench, wire, a chain, but she wants the PRYBAR! Mariah ROCKS Anna first, then THRWOS her down onto the chairs! Mariah stomps Anna, then sees all the goodies Anna brought!
Mariah picks up the strap! Mariah LASHES Anna, LASHES her again, but that just pisses Anna off! Anna blocks the shot, ROCKS Mariah, then LASHES her on the back! And LASHES her again! Mariah flounders, Anna kicks things aside to then stomp Mariah down. Anna drags Mariah up to suplex her onto the chairs! Mariah writhes but Anna covers, TWO!! Mariah stays in this, but that just means more pain! Anna stalks Mariah and DIGS the prybar into her ribs! Mariah kicks Anna away, then fires forearms! Anna eggs Mariah on, so Mariah KNEES her down! Cover, TWO! Anna toughs it out as Collision returns to single picture.
Mariah drags Anna up, for a SAIDO! Mariah then positions chairs before she fireman’s carries Anna. MADAYÂ on a chair! Cover, TWO!?! Anna survives and Mariah is furious! Mariah grits her teeth as she drags Anna up and reels her in. Anna fights free, kicks low, then has the Gory Especial! GORY BOMB onto the ladder!! The ladder doesn’t break but Mariah’s face might have! Cover, TWO!! The Vendetta is still watching, and while Taya is very animated, Deonna is very stoic. Anna goes out to look under the ring. Albany gets what they want because here comes a TABLE! Anna brings this up to a TLC as she pushes the table into the ring.
Anna hurries in to set the table up while Mariah crawls and cries in pain. Anna has the table set just right, but she stomps Mariah first. Anna bumps Mariah off the buckles, then hoists her up top. Anna ROCKS Mariah, climbs up after her, and the fans fire up as she aims for the table. Mariah fires body shots first! Mariah bumps Anna off buckles, then SUPSER SUNSET FLIP POWERBOMBS through the table!! Cover, TWO?!?! Anna survives and Mariah cannot believe it! But this is what winning the title with no safety net means for Anna! Mariah goes out, looks under the ring, and she brings out spare railing!?
Mariah pushes the railing into the ring, but she also brings some chairs over. Mariah sets the chairs up before she props the railing up like a ramp. Mariah adds more chairs, but Anna hits a BACKSTABBER first! Both women are down again, but Anna grabs herself some chairs. Anna finishes the project Mariah was working on, and the railing is now a platform! Anna drags Mariah over but Mariah HEADBUTTS first! Mariah then puts Anna on the railing, and looks to go through with her plan all along! The fans fire up as Mariah climbs, but Anna trips her up first! Anna climbs up, and she has Mariah on the very top! SUPERPLEXÂ on the railing!!!
The fans lose their minds as both women are wrecked on the steel bars! Nigel can’t bear to watch the replay! The fans declare, “This is Awesome!” Mariah rises up, but Anna flops out of the ring. Anna finds some BARBED WIRE! Anna looks to relive one of her highlights as she wraps the wire around her arm! Anna stalks Mariah, and has the BARBED WIRE QUEENSLAYER on!!! Mariah suffers and the fans say Anna is sick! Anna doesn’t care, she wants to be champion! Mariah fades, but she uses HAIR SPRAY IN THE EYES!! Mariah is free, and she reels Anna in, STORM ZEROÂ on a chair!! Cover, Mariah wins!!
Winner: Mariah May, by pinfall (still AEW Women’s World Champion)
Taya is upset but Deonna says it’s alright. Anna and Mariah pushed each other to their limits, but also to some dark places. The Glamour is still atop the AEW Women’s Division, and here comes Mina! Best friends get to celebrate Mariah’s victory, and then Mariah KICKS ANna in the side! Mina says no, Mariah, you already did enough! Mariah accepts that, and BREAKING NEWS from Tony Khan: Now that Mariah has retained her title, she and Mina will have their championship champagne celebration for Full Gear! Will no one ever stop Mariah’s reign of glamour?
Jon Moxley speaks.
The Maniac is with Marina Shafir in the parking lot as he says, “I’ve underestimated Orange Cassidy. I’ve pushed him in the ring before, but this sport’s about so much more than what goes on between the ropes. I thought when I broke Chuck Taylor’s neck, one of two things would happen: Either he would turn into a shaky puddle of tears, and I’d walk right over him; or he’d be backed into a corner and he’s snap back, bringing the animal out of Orange Cassidy. Neither of those two things happened, and now I see it for the first time. I don’t think he even went to the hospital with Chuck Taylor.
“He acts like he’s so sad, and that young Wheeler’s traveled down a path he doesn’t approve of, but he doesn’t care. He’s full of it. Now I see it for the first time. I can’t believe I didn’t see it before. Orange Cassidy is a snake. Cold-blooded, reptilian, unnerved. The test will be this Wednesday, when you face your beloved former student who you claim to care about. Will you strike with venomous intent? Or will you keep it clean? Cold-blooded opponent, that is a different challenge entirely, this is gonna be harder than I thought. But man, I wish I was cold-blooded. But I’m not. No. I feel everything.
“Not just the weight of the AEW World Championship, but I feel the weight of the last five years. I feel the weight of the dreams and aspirations of every single wrestler who walks through these doors. I feel the weight of everybody’s mistakes and broken promises. I feel the weight of every single AEW fan who buys a ticket and pays for parking, and takes off work, and gives us their hard-earned money, and time, and energy, because AEW is something they believe in! What AEW could be! You don’t like the way I do things? November 23rd, you’re gonna have a chance.
“Lop my head off. Let it hit the dirt and roll at your feet. Reach down and pick up that crown, put it on your head. See if you like how it feels. At Full Gear, I smear Orange Cassidy’s blood on our flag, and I plant it in the ground so hard, it will never get moved. You wanna ride with me? You wanna ride in MY AEW? We ride into battle every single day to grab pro-wrestling by the balls, and you better be ready to die on your shield every single day! And if you’re not, get out. Or you will get taken out.” The Maniac has issued his ultimatum, will Freshly Squeezed heed it?
AEW Collision wraps with the November to Remember music video.
Set to November Rain by Guns ‘n’ Roses, we look back even as far as the last time Jon Moxley and Orange Cassidy feuded, which included their battle over the AEW International Championship at Full Gear 2023. There are also highlights to hype up the TNT Championship match of Jack Perry VS Daniel Garcia, and the long-awaited grudge match between Jay White and Hangman Page. Who will truly make this a November to Remember when they stand tall in the November rain?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision, and I forgot that this counts as the go-home Collision with Full Gear next week. The music video recap package to end the show is really well done, and makes a good ending moment, but then it makes other promos a little redundant. Honestly, why not wait to use this as the cold open to Full Gear next Saturday? This would be an awesome PPV opening video. And good closing promo from Moxley, with good spin on Cassidy’s aloof nature. Maybe Cassidy’s cold, or maybe he’s in control of his emotions. I suppose Cassidy VS Yuta on Dynamite will give some of that away.
Great stuff with the TNT Championship story. Garcia VS Johnny was a really good match, even with MXM getting involved. Perry abducting Menard in an attempt to tow him behind the bus was wild, but I like how Garcia turned the tables on Perry. I kinda wish we got a little more of their “joyride” through Albany and New York, but maybe we get more of that on Dynamite. Either way, it feels like Garcia already has the “standing tall” part of the go-home math, meaning he loses at Full Gear. Maybe Perry will cheat his way out of the match so that Garcia can still be strong in defeat.
Really good match from Shelton and Komander but of course Shelton won. Good promo from Hurt Syndicate with The Acclaimed to keep up the recruit tease, and very good match from Acclaimed VS LFI. Good win for The Acclaimed, and you can bet that the Fatal 4 Way will be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. Caster was even distancing himself in his own way here, with not wanting to scissor finger before the match and other little details. Caster can turn on Bowens and join the Hurt Syndicate to start on a singles championship story with them. Lio Rush likely will, too, given his promo.
Very good promo from Conglomeration to hype up Thanksgiving Eve and the ROH World Championship match of Ishii VS Jericho. Still doesn’t feel like Jericho’s losing, though, as he really only just got the title and there’s still this idea of Jericho being responsible for ROH getting a TV deal. Y’know, the same way he’s kayfabe responsible for Collision happening so that he could be on another show separate from… Whoever he was feuding with back then. Very good promo from Roddy to call out MJF, though he literally says he’ll talk more on Dynamite so what was the point of tonight? Just filling time?
Great match for Hobbs to get back on a winning track in singles action, and the “All Star 8 Man” on Wednesday will be great stuff. I feel like Brian Cage or Lance Archer takes the loss in that match, giving momentum to Ricochet and Ospreay going into each of the Full Gear grudge matches. With that, Ricochet maybe pulls off the International Championship win, but Ospreay probably does not win because of Don Callis Family cheating. As for Hobbs himself, The Continental Classic is coming, maybe he gets in on that and really dominates. Hobbs and Okada would be a lot of fun to see, I kinda hope we get that.
Great opener from Mina VS Harley as Harley continues to build her in-ring skill and impress. I like Mina kinda dodging the question about titles here in AEW, because she doesn’t wanna give away that she wants THE AEW Women’s World Championship. Mariah VS Anna was a great main event, they really busted out some good stuff. Mariah using the hair spray was a very clever way to turn things around and help her win. Mariah and Mina having their celebration on Full Gear, I feel like that’s the moment things go sideways in this friendship.
My Score: 8.8/10
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