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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 34 Results & Report! (8/18/24)

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The G1 has finally reached its Climax!

History, legacy, glory, culminating as one! Will Yota Tsuji pull off the Spring-Summer sweep? Or will he #JustTapOut?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • Six Man Tag: Ryusuke Taguchi, Satoshi Kojima & Hiroyoshi Tenzan VS Yuji Nagata, Tiger Mask & Shoma Kato; Taguchi, Kojima & Tenzan win.
  • Taichi VS Katsuya Murashima; Taichi wins.
  • Mikey Nicholls & Robbie Eagles VS Konosuke Takeshita & Francesco Akira; Mikey & Robbie win.
  • Six Man Tag: Just5Guys VS Bullet Club War Dogs; War Dogs win.
  • Six Man Tag: Bishamon & Tomoaki Honma VS Bullet Club War Dogs; Bishamon & Honma win.
  • 10 Man Tag: The House of Torture VS Hiroshi Tanahashi, Toru Yano, Boltin Oleg, Shota Umino & El Phantasmo; The House wins.
  • 8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire; LIJ wins.
  • G1 Climax 34 Finals: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Yota Tsuji; ZSJ wins and earns the Right to Challenge for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship.

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NJPW goes on another Royal Quest!

Sunday, October 20th, the stars of NJPW return to the United Kingdom! The Crystal Palace National Sports Center will again shine with Strong Style, but who will shine with gold?

 

10 Man Tag: The House of Torture VS Hiroshi Tanahashi, Toru Yano, Boltin Oleg, Shota Umino & El Phantasmo w/ Jado!

It was only just the other day that The King of Darkness pinned The Producer, and therefore got a win over the NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions. Will the rest of the House take down President Ace and the main unit? Or will The Roughneck & The Headbanga help The Ace, the Joker & The Rook stand tall?

Yano admires both the abs of Tanahashi and ELP, and the fans also cheer. But then Evil hands ELP a House of Torture shirt? Jado snatches that away, but ELP snatches it back! ELP holds up the shirt to look it over, and then he steps outside. The fans rally for “E L P! E L P!” Shota says that’s reason enough to say no. But then The House attacks everyone but ELP! The bell rings while ELP is still mulling over his choice. Evil stands on Shota’s head and says ELP can join their side now. ELP is conflicted, but Shota fires forearms on Evil! Kanemaru jumps in to CLAW Shota’s eyes! The ref reprimands but Sho jumps in.

Sho & Kanemaru double whip but Shota DOUBLE DROPKICKS the legs out! Then he runs to DOUBLE SHOTGUN! Yujiro & Ren get in but Shota DOUBLE SHOTGUNS them, too! The fans fire up as Shota brings Evil up, but Evil CLAWS eyes! Evil runs, but into a DROPKICK! Shota calls to ELP to join in, but ELP is still unsure. Shota stomps Evil while ELP paces on the outside. Yano reaches out so Shota tags him in. Yano unties a buckle pad! But then The House attacks Yano! They BLAST Oleg & Tanahashi off the apron, too! The fans boo but The House stomps away on Yano! The ref reprimands, the fans boo more, but The House soaks up the heat.

Tag to Kanemaru and he KNEES Yano in the back again and again! Kanemaru then ELBOWS Yano in the head! Kanemaru whips Yano into the BOOTS of Sho & Narita! Tag to the Souled Out Son of Strong Style, and he SCRAPES Yano’s face off ropes! The fans boo but Ren covers, TWO! Ren blames the ref, then tags Sho. They mug Yano, CLUB him down, and Kanemaru joins back in. Sho & Kanemaru double whip Yano to DOUBLE ELBOW him down, then they BLAST the main unit’s corner again! Sho drags Yano to a cover, TWO! Yano stays in this and Sho is upset with the ref. Sho calls to ELP but so does Shota.

ELP is again hesitant, and Yujiro tags in to CLUB Yano! The fans rally for “E L P! E L P!” but Yujiro RAMS Yano into bare buckles! Yujiro runs up to BOOT Yano in the corner! Cover, Shota breaks it! The House protests, and then Ren runs in to kick and throw Shota out. Yujiro stomps Yano, drags him up, but Yano pulls hair! Yujiro kicks low, ROCKS Yano with a forearm, then runs, but into a Manhattan Drop! The fans fire up as Yano crawls, hot tag to Oleg! The fans fire up for #BARS as he CLOBBERS Sho, BLASTS the House, then goes back for Sho. Sho kicks low! Sho runs, to SPEAR, but Oleg stuffs it!

Oleg then gut wrenches Sho up, only for Kanemaru to attack! Kanemaru & Sho reel Oleg in, but Oleg DOUBLE SUPLEXES them! And kips up! The fans fire up as Oleg goes after Yujiro but Ren attacks! Oleg ROCKS Ren, and gut wrenches him! Shake, Shake, Shake, Rattle and THROW! Oleg kips up again, goes for Yujiro, but Yujiro BITES Oleg’s hand! The fans boo, but then Yujiro CLAWS Oleg’s eyes! Evil anchors Oleg at the ropes so Yujiro can BOOT him! Yujiro runs to BOOT again! Oleg comes back to DROPKICK! The fans fire up, and Oleg crawls for his corner! Yujiro does, too, hot tags to Ace and King!

President Ace dodges Evil to fire off fast hands! Tanahashi whips, Evil reverses, but a FLYING FOREARM takes him down! The fans fire up as Tanahashi fire smore fast hands! Tanahashi scoops and SLAMS Evil into the drop zone! Tanahashi goes up, to SUNSET SENTON! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as powers up! ELP meanwhile has moved up in the crowd, and he almost puts the House of Torture shirt on, only to be conflicted again! Tanahashi runs, but Evil  throws the ref into him! And then The House attacks! They BLAST the corner, mug Tanahashi, and The Murder Machine has the Torture Tool!

But then Oleg steps up! Sho backs down, Oleg runs in, but Sho sends him into bare buckles! TORTURE TOOL SHOT! Shota DROPKICKS Sho! But a PIMP CANE SHOT takes out Shota! Yano THROWS Yujiro down! BOTTLE SHOT from Kanemaru takes out Yano! Kanemaru aims at Tanahashi, but ELP gets in!! And he moves Tanahashi out of harm’s way! Kanemaru takes a swing but ELP dodges to mule kick! ELP throws the shirt away, hooks Kanemaru up, but Ren CLOBBERS ELP with a NEVER Six Man title belt! Ren then passes that to Tanahashi and runs away! He’s framing President Ace!!

ELP stands, sees the belt, and he falls for the trick! Tanahashi defends his innocence, but Evil LOW BLOWS Tanahashi! Dick gets in, PEDIGREE on Tanahashi! And then Dick goes up, to SUPER SENTON!! Since when could Dick do stuff!? Evil covers, the ref is back, ELP hesitates! The House of Torture wins!!

Winners: The House of Torture, by pinfall

And now The King has pinned The Ace! The mind games are getting to ELP! Evil gets a mic to ask ELP, “Still, can you trust them, huh? Still can’t trust Tanahashi?” Evil offers ELP a chair now! “Do it.” ELP takes the chair! Evil says ELP was once Bullet Club, he can be Bullet Club again. The fans tell ELP no, and Jado gets in the ring! Jado taps ELP on the shoulder, and ELP almost hits him! Jado says listen to the people! The fans chant for ELP but Evil shouts for ELP to attack! ELP is again conflicted! What is he to do!? He CHUCKS the chair, hugs Jado, and they go after The House! The fans cheer, but that’s still 6v2!

Evil LOW BLOWS ELP! The fans boo but ELP is made to watch as Ren winds up his pushup bar! ELP gets loose, gets in the way, so Ren CLOBBERS him instead of Jado! The Headbanga is a hero to the end, but Evil drags him up for Ren again. Ren CLOBBERS ELP again! Evil tells the fans to shut up already. This is what happens when you stand against The House! You understand that, ELP? Then remember it! The House stands tall over The Headbanga and the NEVER Openweight Six Man Tag Team Champions, will they not stop until Everything Is Evil?

 

8 Man Tag: Los Ingobernables de Japon VS The United Empire!

Tetsuya Naito lost to Great-O-Khan in the round robin, and LIJ just lost yesterday in a Six Man Tag. But will upping things by one turn things back in Naito’s favor? Or will The Dominator, The Imperial Unit, the Face of Fury and the Prince of Pace conquer the ungovernable once again?

The Empire throws up the crowns while Naito takes his time with his attire. Already, the fans rally for “O-KHAN! O-KHAN!” LIJ fist bumps, and then they attack first! The fans are torn as Hiromu goes after Henare, Takagi throws out Callum Newman, and Naito naturally goes after Khan. Bushi goes after Jeff Cobb, the bell rings, and Bushi throws  kicks and forearms. Bushi whips but Cobb blocks! And rather easily, too. Cobb whips Bushi to a corner, runs up, but Bushi BOOTS him! Bushi goes up, leaps, but Cobb catches him! Cobb pops Bushi up but Bushi RANAS free! The fans cheer, and Bushi stomps Cobb around.

Tag to Takagi and the fans rally up. Takagi JABS Cobb, he and Bushi double whip, but Cobb blocks the double hip toss! Cobb smacks Bushi and Takagi into each other, then he CLOBBERS them both! The fans fire up again and Cobb brings Takagi around. Cobb whips Takagi to a corner, runs in, but Takagi dodges the elbow to HIP TOSS! The fans fire up, Takagi RAMS Cobb, but Cobb doesn’t budge! Takagi runs to RAM Cobb again! Cobb still stays up, so Takagi RAMS him again! Cobb shouts, “NO!” but Takagi DOUBLE CHOPS! Takagi whips but Cobb blocks! Cobb reels Takagi in to scoop and SLAM, then GACHIMUCHI MOONSAULT!

Cobb mocks tranquilo, then he tags in Callum. Callum covers, TWO! Callum brings Takagi up to ROCK, UPPERCUT, and put in the corner. Callum whips corner to corner, runs corner to corner, but Takagi puts him on the apron. Callum RAMS into Takagi, slingshots up and over, then ducks ‘n’ dodges to build speed and BOOT! Takagi comes back to CLBOBER Callum! Callum kips up, but Takagi avoids the enzigiri to BLINDSIDE LARIAT! Takagi and Callum are down so LIJ BLASTS the Empire’s corner! LIJ beats up on Cobb, Khan & Henare on the outside, Hiromu giving Henare CHOP after CHOP!

Bushi sends Cobb into railing while Naito keeps Khan down, and Takagi goes back to Callum. Takagi drags Callum up, suplexes high and hard, then tags Hiromu. Hiromu drags Callum up, CHOPS and CHOPS and whips. Callum reverses but Hiromu ROCKS him, puts him on ropes, then KICKS the ropes! Callum staggers and Hiromu SHOTGUNS him down! The fans rally, Hiromu drags Callum up, and tag to Bushi. Bushi CLUBS Callum, CLUBS him again, and has him in an open corner. Bushi CHOPS, DOUBLE CHOPS, then brings Callum around to snapmare. Bushi stomps Callum, then tags Naito.

The fans rally up as Naito brings Callum into a chinlock. Callum endures, even as Naito digs a knee in Callum’s back. Naito stands Callum up, turns him, holds him there, and then hits the NECKBREAKER! Naito poses and the fans cheer, then Naito covers, TWO! The fans rally as Naito stands Callum up for a cravat! Callum endures the neck wrench, throws body shots, but Naito CLUBS him. Naito throws those heavy elbows! Callum ducks, Naito ROCKS him anyway! Naito runs, Callum follows to springboard and DROPKICK! The fans fire up while both men are down, and Callum leaps over Naito to hot tag Khan!

The fans fire up as Khan lifts Naito, and RAMS him into Takagi! Khan then whips Naito to SAYANAGI! Cover, TWO! But into the KATA-GATAME! But Hiromu stomps that apart! The ref has to keep The Empire back, but Bushi & Hiromu double whip Khan. Khan ducks the double lariat to trip Bushi! Khan then BOOTS Hiromu, and the fans cheer as Khan stands tall. Naito stands, into Mongolian Chops! And Mongolian Chops! And then a feint for an UPPERCUT! The fans cheer as Khan hops up, to sit on his throne! Naito flails, but then Khan pulls his arms back! The ref counts, Khan hops down at 4, and the fans cheer.

Khan clinches but Naito fights the suplex! Bushi CLUBS away on Khan, but Khan just gets annoyed. Khan swings but Bushi dodges and shoves him to ropes. Naito kicks Khan on the rebound, Bushi sunset flips to rewind, and Naito DROPKICKS! The fans fire up while Naito brings Khan back up. Naito fires the heavy elbows into Khan, and Khan falls over. The fans rally as Naito goes up the corner. Naito brings Khan up, reels him in, but Khan breaks free! Naito BOOTS Khan, runs up, blocks a lariat and ENZIGIRIS! Naito then brings Khan around to wrench and- NO, Khan breaks free to IRON CLAW!

But now Naito breaks free, and he ROLLING KICKS! Naito sets up, runs in, but Khan slips around to waistlock and URENAGE! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Naito and Khan crawl, hot tags to Henare and Hiromu! The Ticking Timebomb RAMS Henare but bounces back! Henare runs, but Hiromu dropkicks a leg! Henare stays up and roars! Hiromu CHOPS, CHOPS and CHOPS! Henare ROCKS Hiromu with a forearm! The fans fire up, so Hiromu CHOPS and CHOPS and CHOPS again! Henare ROCKS Hiromu again! Hiromu staggers around, but he comes back to CHOP, CHOP and CHOP!

Henare is feeling those now, but he KICKS Hiromu off his feet! The fans fire up, Henare runs, but Hiromu follows to RANA! Henare staggers up, Hiromu runs in to LARIAT, snapmare and basement dropkick! The fans fire up with Hiromu saying “MOTO! MOTO! MOTO!” But Henare BODY BLOWS! Henare reels Hiromu in, for STREETS- NO, Hiromu slips free! Hiromu fireman’s carries, but Henare slips free to shove Hiromu, scoop and BERSERKER BOMB! Cover, TWO! Hiromu survives but Henare fires up! The fans rally as Henare hooks the arms! ULTIMA NELSON! Bushi runs in, Henare lets Hiromu go, and Bushi dropkicks the legs!

Callum runs in, Bushi kicks him first! Bushi runs, but Callum hip tosses for a KNEE STRIKE! Callum dodges Takagi, but runs into he ELBOW! JAB! And YUKON LARIAT! Cobb runs in, he and Takagi DOUBLE LARIAT! Both men stay up, so Cobb ELBOWs, JABS, and YUKON- NO, Takagi blocks Cobb’s copy! Takagi dodges, runs back in, but into a scoop and ATHLETIC PLEX! Hiromu is back up, Cobb runs up, but Hiromu DUMPS Cobb out! Bushi BLASTS Cobb off the apron, then DIVES onto Cobb & Callum! Hiromu SHOTGUNS Henare, suplexes, but Henare fights free! Hiromu SUPERKICKS! Hiromu runs, but Henare dodges, but runs into a SUPERKICK!

Hiromu keeps moving, but Henare LARIATS him first!! The fans fire up as Henare then RUGBY KICKS! Cover, TWO!! Hiromu survives and the fans are thunderous! Henare powers up the leg, runs in at the corner, NATIVE KNEE! And then the STREETS- NO, Hiromu wrenches, HIROMU-CHAN CRADLE! LIJ WINS!!!

Winner: Los Ingobernables de Japon, by pinfall

The Ticking Timebomb just pinned the NEVER Openweight Champion! Hiromu even holds on to prove he can keep the big man down! Henare is completely at a loss for words! Hiromu laughs like the madman he is, and then SNATCHES the belt! Is Hiromu about to go from The Best of the Super Juniors to the Best of the NEVER Division? Meanwhile, Khan and Naito stare down, their score still not settled. Will the Stardust Genius clear out his first G1 “golden ticket” on the road to WrestleKingdom?

 

G1 Climax 34 Finals: Zack Sabre Jr. w/ TMDK VS Yota Tsuji!

It’s the moment of truth! TMDK’s Front Man wants to establish dominance while The Gene Blast wants to make history! Will ZSJ prove that The Mighty Don’t Kneel? Or will Yota achieve something never before seen in the 52 YEARS of NJPW?

The bell rings, and the fans are thunderous already! The dueling of “ZAKU! ZAKU!” and “YO~TA! YO~TA!” is even, and now even ZSJ and Yota get fired up! They circle, feel things out, and clinch. They go to ropes, go along the ropes, and Red Shoes counts the break. ZSJ lets off cleanly and the fans cheer. Yota and ZSJ reset, feel things out again, and clinch. ZSJ wrenches an arm to hammerlock it, but Yota reaches back to headlock. ZSJ drop toeholds and grapevines that leg to go for a leglock but Yota uses a facelock to drag ZSJ around. ZSJ fights up, slips free, and the fans cheer the standoff. Yota and ZSJ reset and circle again.

Yota and ZSJ feel out another grapple, tie up collar ‘n’ elbow, and ZSJ chinbars Yota down. ZSJ kneels on the arm, Yota moves around, but ZSJ wrenches. Yota slips around to half nelson, then he spins ZSJ to a cravat. Yota snapmares, headlocks, but ZSJ wrenches right out to wrench and trap the arm! ZSJ reaches over to hook that arm and roll Yota to a cover, ONE! ZSJ backs off and the fans cheer. Yota grins as he stands and shakes out the arms. Yota and ZSJ circle again while the fans rally and duel again. The two step up, knuckle lock, but ZSJ kicks low to then trap an arm. ZSJ cravats, but Yota CLUBS at the grip!

ZSJ wrenches to headlock, but Yota powers up and out to RUN ZSJ over! The fans fire up while ZSJ sits back up. Yota grins as he walks over, brings ZSJ up, and then RUNS him over again! Yota pushes ZSJ to a cover, ONE! The fans applaud, Yota grins, and Yota brings ZSJ up again. Yota CHOPS ZSJ, puts him in a corner, CHOPS again, but ZSJ gets in Yota’s face. Yota CHOPS again but ZSJ eggs him on! Yota CHOPS, but ZSJ again eggs him on! Yota brings ZSJ up to CHOP, and ZSJ falls over! The fans fire up and Yota covers, TWO! Yota clamps on a chinlock, but ZSJ endures. ZSJ then pries the hold open, and he bends Yota’s fingers!

The fans rally, Red Shoes reprimands, and Yota throws down elbows! Yota drags ZSJ up, but ZSJ blocks the suplex. Yota still tries, then throws body shots. Yota suplexes but ZSJ wrenches out to WRING the arm! The fans cheer while Yota clutches the shoulder. ZSJ paces, then steps up to stand on Yota’s foot. ZSJ grabs the bad arm, twists the wrist and SNAPS fingers again and again! Then he STOMPS the arm! The fans fire up while Yota scrambles to ropes. ZSJ storms over, drags Yota up, and he wrenches the arm again and again, and again, and then slips around to wrangle and STOMP Yota! The fans fire up while ZSJ paces.

ZSJ drops down onto Yota’s bad arm for a mounted armbar! ZSJ twists the wrist, jams it up, the TWISTS the arm! Yota writhes while the fans rally back up. ZSJ looms over Yota, but Yota kicks at him. ZSJ kicks back, then KICKS the leg! Then he KICKS Yota in the arm! The fans rally up more, and ZSJ drags Yota up to wrench the arm. ZSJ wrenches again but Yota fires forearms! ZSJ jumps on to HOVERBOARD KIMURA! Yota endures and stays on his feet, to then power up and suplex through! The fans fire up again while both men are down! The “YO~TA!” starts to overpower the “ZAKU!” as both men rise.

Yota fires up and storms over to ZSJ in the corner. Yota fires forearm after forearm, and ZSJ sits down. Red Shoes reprimands but Yota whips ZSJ. ZSJ reverses to wrench the arm, then UPPERCUT! ZSJ runs, but into a scoop and SLAM from Yota! Yota KICKS ZSJ out of the ring, and the fans fire up as he builds speed! Yota DIVES, and he sends ZSJ up and over railing, into the front row! The fans fire up and Yota rises! Yota roars, the fans fire up more, and we pass 10 minutes. Red Shoes wants this in the ring so Yota goes back for ZSJ and drags him back to ringside. Yota SMACKS ZSJ off the apron and ZSJ flops back down.

Yota paces while the ring count starts. Yota stands ZSJ up to RAM him into the apron! And again, and again! We hit 8 of 20, and Yota puts ZSJ in at 10. The fans cheer, Yota slides in and storms up on ZSJ. ZSJ swings but into a BODY BLOW! Yota drags ZSJ up, scoops and SLAMS him, then runs to SPLASH DOWN! Cover, TWO! ZSJ stays in this but Yota keeps him down with a body scissor squeeze! ZSJ endures, pries at the feet, but Yota chinlocks! The fans rally and duel, and ZSJ hooks Yota’s feet. Yota holds on, but ZSJ rocks the boat side to side. ZSJ then rolls and rolls, into the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer as Yota lets ZSJ go.

Yota paces, and he brings ZSJ back up to KNEE low! And KNEE low again! And KNEE low again! ZSJ gets mad and he swings, but into a GUTBUSTER! Yota brings ZSJ up to fireman’s carry, but ZSJ slips out to COBRA TWIST! The fans rally, Yota powers out to HIP TOSS! Yota goes after ZSJ but ZSJ reaches up, bridges up, and snapmares into a NECK TWIST! The fans rally again while both men are down! ZSJ and Yota rise, and ZSJ brings Yota around, but Yota BODY BLOWS again! Yota whips, but ZSJ catches him to a COBRA TWIST! Then ZSJ shifts around, into the IRON OCTOPUS! The fans cheer while Yota endures!

ZSJ digs his elbow into Yota’s side, but Yota stays on his feet! Yota powers through to Alabama Lift, and ALABAMA SLAM! The fans fire up again while Yota rests against ropes. We pass 15 minutes and Yota storms up on ZSJ. Yota stands ZSJ up, winds up, and LARIATS! ZSJ stays up, shakes his head, and comes back. Yota grins as he winds up again, to LARIAT! ZSJ doubles over but he stays on his feet! ZSJ and Yota DOUBLE LARIAT! And DOUBLE LARIAT! ZSJ runs, into a SUPERKICK, and then LARIAT! Cover, ONE?!? ZSJ scrambles up but Yota suplexes! ORANGE CRUSH!! Cover, TWO!!

The fans fire up as ZSJ survives, but Yota runs to CURB STOMP him! The fans are thunderous as Yota waits on ZSJ. ZSJ stirs, sits up slowly, and leans against ropes. The fans rally and duel even harder now, and Yota stomps ZSJ in the corner. Red Shoes reprimands, but Yota KNEES ZSJ down! ZSJ sits up, but Yota just KNEES him again! Red Shoes reprimands and ZSJ flops back over. Yota grins as he drags ZSJ up, and hoists him up top! Yota ROCKS ZSJ, then climbs up after him. The fans fire up again as Yota goes to the very top, but ZSJ hops down to the apron! ZSJ HOTSHOTS Yota’s bad arm, and the fans fire up!

ZSJ climbs the corner, and he DOUBLE STOMPS the bad arm! The fans fire up with ZSJ while Yota writhes! ZSJ paces, and he KICKS Yota in the arm! And KICKS him again! Yota clutches the shoulder while he writhes, but ZSJ KICKS him again! The fans continue to rally, and Yota stands up. Yota blocks a kick but ends up in an ARMBAR TAKEDOWN! Yota clasps hands but ZSJ pries the grip apart! Yota scrambles to the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer while ZSJ lets go in frustration. ZSJ catches his breath before he drags Yota back up. The dueling is strong as ever, and Yota shakes free. Yota clutches the arm, but he blocks ZSJ’s scoop!

Yota fires body shots, but ZSJ UPPERCUTS the bad arm again and again! Then he UPPERCUTS Yota down, and PENALTY KICKS point-blank! The fans fire up while ZSJ goes to a corner. We pass 20 minutes and ZSJ shouts, “MADA MADA MADA!” ZSJ isn’t done with Yota yet, and he KICKS! Yota sputters, so ZSJ KICKS him again! Yota falls back, sits up, and he blocks a kick! V-TRIGGER! ZSJ drops, Yota hauls him up! BACKBREAKER! COMPLETE SHOT! CURB STOMP! Yota’s three hit combo lands and he grins. Yota goes up and up and MAROON- NO, ZSJ avoids the stomps! ZSJ victory rolls, into a EURO CLUTCH! TWO!!

Yota runs up, stops the nelson but ZSJ GERMAN SUPLEXES! ZSJ fires up but Yota GENE BLASTERS outta nowhere!! But Yota can’t make the cover! The fans are thunderous while ZSJ gets away to ropes! Yota clutches his arm, grits his teeth, and he rolls to center. ZSJ crawls to a corner, and both men sit up slowly. They egg each other on, and Yota grins again. Both men stand and the fans cheer. Yota and ZSJ step up to each other, and Yota fires a forearm! ZSJ walks that off, and comes back to UPPERCUT! That shot took almost as much out of ZSJ as it did Yota! Yota still comes back and ROCKS ZSJ!

ZSJ staggers to ropes but TMDK coach him up. ZSJ goes to a corner, steadies himself, and comes back to UPPERCUT! Yota drops to a knee and the fans fire up! ZSJ storms over, stands Yota up, and UPPERCUTS again! And again! And again! Yota BODY BLOWS! The fans fire up, Yota fireman’s carries and 70 CROSS! Cover, TWO! The fans rally and Yota watches ZSJ. ZSJ sits up as we pass 25 minutes, and Yota CURB STOMPS him down! Then Yota goes up and up to MAROON CRUSH!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives but Yota just fires up again! The fans continue to rally as Yota takes aim from a corner!

ZSJ slowly rises, Yota runs in, GENE- KIMURA TAKEDOWN!! Then a slip around, into the DISARMER!! Yota endures but ZSJ gets both arms, DOUBLE ARMBAR! Yota fights around, but ends up in a TRIANGLE HOLD! Yota deadlifts to POWERBOMB! ZSJ sits up, into a V-TRIGGER! Yota gets moving, and he V-TRIGGERS again! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives and the fans stay fired up! The dueling is strong, and Yota drags ZSJ back up. ZSJ flops back down but Yota drags him up. ZSJ SLAPS Yota! And SLAPS him again! And again, and then ZSJ fires palm strikes from all sides! Yota HEADBUTTS ZSJ down!!

Yota brings ZSJ up, fireman’s carries, and he goes up the corner! The fans anticipate what he wants, SUPER 70 CROSS!! Cover, TWO!!! ZSJ survives but Yota just fires up! The fans are thunderous as Yota stands ZSJ up, and he cording holds! But ZSJ HEADBUTTS the arms! Yota still holds on, but ZSJ wrenches out! ZSJ PELES the arm! ZSJ BOOTS Yota, KICKS the lariat, then UPPERCUTS! ZSJ runs, to LARIAT! But Yota’s right up!? ZSJ scoops, Yota slips out! Yota scoops, and steals ZACK DRIVER!! Cover, TWO!!! ZSJ survives his own move and the fans are electric! TMDK is also going nuts as they shout for ZSJ to fight!

Yota and ZSJ go to corners and Yota runs back in! GENE- NO, ZSJ slips around, O’Conner Roll for JAPANESE LEG ROLL BRIDGE! TWO!! ZSJ trips Yota, LAST SUPPER! TWO!! PENALTY KICK!! ZSJ takes Yota down and the fans are electric again! ZSJ roars, and he drags Yota back up at 30 minutes! ZSJ scoops, but into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Yota then dodges ZSJ, but ZSJ dodges Yota! GENE- TRIANGLE HOLD!! ZSJ omoplatas, but Yota fights off Clarky Cat! ZSJ pulls his arm, rolls him around, TWISTS the arm, and then pulls on the other one!! Yota still fights, still reaches out, but ZSJ has the JIM BREAKS SPECIAL!!

Yota endures, kicks, but ZSJ has the leg! STRETCH MUFFLER, this is becoming NAPALM DEATH!! ZSJ ties up the other leg, he’s completely hogtied Yota!! Red Shoes checks, Yota VERBALLY QUITS, ZSJ WINS!!!

Winner: Zack Sabre Jr, by submission (G1 Climax 34 Winner)

As much as Yota wanted to make history, as amazing as the Spring-Summer sweep would be, it is not yet time! Will Yota have to aim for a different miraculous moment in his bright future?

As for ZSJ, he has the trophy and the banner, presented to him by the head of Yamada Tech, as well as THE Chono Black! And after posing with them all, ZSJ gets the mic to shout, “KAGIMASHITA!! <I GOT IT!!>” The fans cheer, and ZSJ thanks the many people along the way, such as “Ogawa-senpai,” and ZSJ thanks him for all his hard work. “Ogawa-san, I EFFIN’ DID IT~!” ZSJ then continues to say this is his first-ever G1 Climax Championship win, but uh, January 4th is such a long way away. Plus, ZSJ has fallen in love with Ryogoku. So, wouldn’t it be really good to have a world title match in Ryogoku?

ZSJ continues to ask, aren’t they coming right back to Ryogoku in October for the King Of Pro-Wrestling event? Then that’s where ZSJ wants to challenge for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship!! The fans love that idea! And for now, ZSJ will let NJPW decide, he’s pretty banged up. So to everyone here in Ryogoku, thank you and goodnight! TMDK’s Front Man is looking to change things up big time! He hoists up the trophy, the streamers come flying down, and then he brings his celebration to the fans in the bleachers! Will we see this image again in just under two months from now?


My Thoughts:

Another great event for NJPW, great story stuff in those big tag matches, and of course, an awesome main event. I like that ELP’s conflicted feelings effectively made the 10 Man Tag into a 5v4 Handicap for much of it, with them really playing up the possibility of ELP rejoining Bullet Club in a roundabout way. But the fans love ELP, ELP stays Face, and probably finds a way to help Tanahashi, Yano & Oleg keep the NEVER Six Man belts. And what a great surprise that Hiromu pins Henare, clearly giving us a NEVER Openweight Championship match right there. Hiromu has already done so much in the NJPW Junior Heavyweight Division, him branching out into Openweight Divisions could be some really fun stuff.

And in the end, the right choice was made for the G1. History-making is always great, but this was a well-deserved victory. ZSJ has been loyal to NJPW for a good long time, and he really is a top level talent, and this is NJPW recognizing and rewarding all that. And I do like that ZSJ wants to change things up. Everyone else to win the G1 the last 18 years just figured why rush, WrestleKingdom is the biggest event of NJPW’s calendar, so go for that. But ZSJ is a man of the people, he wants Ryogoku Sumo Hall to have a WK level moment, and I think ZSJ VS I assume Naito would be that kind of match.

Now, Khan is clearly still after the world title, too, so you can bet Khan gets his shot at Destruction In Kobe in a few weeks. But that might just end up a formality if the winner has to turn around and defend again in October. But a part of me would really love to see ZSJ VS Khan for the world title, fans really love Khan, too.

My Score: 9/10

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Mitchell’s WWE SmackDown Results & Report! (3/28/25)

SmackDown in the UK!

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London calling to the champion crowns!

SmackDown brings gold to London as LA Knight defends his WWE US Championship and The Street Profits defend their tag team titles! Will the landscape change this close to WrestleMania?

OFFICIAL RESULTS

  • WWE Tag Team Championships: The Street Profits VS Pretty Deadly; The Profits win and retain the titles.
  • Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Secret Her-vice w/ Chelsea Green; The Secret Her-vice wins.
  • WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Braun Strowman; Braun wins, by disqualification, and Knight retains the title.
  • Charlotte Flair VS Mia Yim w/ B-Fab; Charlotte wins.
  • Randy Orton VS Drew McIntyre; McIntyre wins.
  • Jimmy Uso VS The Miz; Jimmy wins.

PLAY BY PLAY

Cody Rhodes is here!

We follow The American Nightmare as walks to gorilla, then through the curtain, and London sings along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” Cody gets his pyro, says hello to fans along the ramp, and then we get the second “WHOA~ OH~!” and pyro. Cody goes to the ring, grabs a mic, then kneels down to kiss the WWE logo on the mat. The fans continue to sing along all the way to the end, “I AM MY KINGDOM!” The fans then cheer, and Cody holds up the belt to fire them up even more! The fans now sing for “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” and he soaks it in. The fans cheer again as Cody smiles, and he finally says, “So, London~! Whaddya wanna talk about?”

The fans chant “Let’s Go, Cena!” “CENA SUCKS!” Cody hears that dueling, and he smiles again. The song of “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” returns, then they cheer. Cody says, “At WrestleMania 41, I will be facing John Cena…” The fans boo, but Cody says, “I will be facing John Cena as he goes to break the record and win 17. But that is WrestleMania 41. In just a few nights, I will be standing face to face with John Cena in this very same city, in this very same arena.” The fans cheer that, but then here comes Randy Orton! Now the fans sing along with Voices as The Viper heads to the ring. Orton also high-fives fans before he joins Cody.

Orton grabs a mic, paces while the fans keep singing on their own, and then the fans cheer. Orton says he’s not really the sentimental type, but for Cody and for London, screw it. The fans chant “R K O! R K O!” and Orton tells Cody, “Look at you. Look at who you are now, the man you are now. Look at where he came from.” The fans cheer and sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!” and Orton says he remembers a Cody in his early 20s, just breaking into the business. Cody was busting his ass harder than anyone else. He wasn’t exactly happy, and in fact, he was frustrated. But Cody was man enough, smart enough, to know he needed to grow, and that he couldn’t grow in the WWE.

Cody wasn’t exactly treated fairly in the WWE, so Cody left the WWE! That took some big ass balls to do what he did! Cody changed the business singlehandedly, and everyone in the back knows it. And Orton appreciates Cody for it. But then Cody came back, as they all knew one day he would. And the industry has been changed forever since the day Cody came back to the WWE. Cody is a bit teary eyed as Orton says Cody’s still the same guy, he just did what he set out to do, and he grew. Orton teases he would sing along with the fans, but the fans might leave. The fans again sing “CODY! CODY RHODES~!”

Orton asks if they remember when Cody Rhodes faced Seth Rollins in Hell in a Cell. The fans cheer because they do. Orton says that was impressive, and even impossible, as he started with a partially torn pec and then ended with a fully torn pec! His body changed all kinds of shades of purple that Orton’s never seen on a human body. The pain he must have been in. Cody persevered not just for himself. Maybe not even at all for Cody. It was not even for his family legacy; it was for each and every single fan out there! Then Cody went on to WrestleMania, beat Roman Reigns and finished the story!

But there’s always another story, isn’t there? And Cody’s right in the middle of one. Cody is in charge of his legacy, and it is a privilege for Orton to watch Cody take control of it. Ticket sales have been up, there’s more intrigue around the world, and listen to the people! It is 99.9% all because of Cody! The fans cheer that, and of course they sing. Orton says what he’s trying to say is a long-winded version of he respects Cody, loves him, and is very, very proud of him. The fans cheer that! Orton then says, “But… But now it is time for WrestleMania.” They both look to the sign, and Orton says he can guarantee Cody that Orton will kick Kevin Owens so hard in the head…!

Orton can just feel it already! He forgets how many days are left, but he can’t wait to remove Kevin’s head from his shoulders. And Orton knows Cody will enter champion, exit champion, but not before he beats the holy hell outta Cena all up and down the Vegas strip! But after all the smoke clears and the dust settles, just like Orton wants Number 17, there will come a time when Orton will want Number 15. But Orton won’t kick Cody in the balls like a coward. Orton will look Cody in the eye because he respects Cody, is proud of Cody, and sees him as an equal. Orton will look Cody in the eye and tell him that he’s coming for the title.

The fans cheer but wait! Drew McIntyre is here! The fans cheer the Scottish Terminator as he steps out on stage, mic in hand, and has a wry smile on his face as he looks at the ring. Drew waves as the fans now sing, “OH~ Drew McIntyre~!” Drew says, “Isn’t this wonderful? A couple of nepo babies having a love fest in the middle of the ring> It makes me absolutely sick. What’d you just say, Randy? if Cody gets through Cena at WrestleMania, you’re coming for that title? What exactly have you done since that big comeback to justify that title match? Aside be Randy Orton. The only big moment I can remember is you being on the shelf for months and months and months.

“People like to make jokes about it, but more people talk about my five-minute-45-second title reign than your entire comeback so far! So get to the back of the line, sunshine! As for you, Cody, you should’ve listened to me. But you shunned me. You attacked me. Everybody should’ve listened to me about John Cena, but they didn’t. And the next night, he kicked you right in the twig ‘n’ berries, proving me right as usual. And the main event of WrestleMania should be Cody Rhodes VS The UK’s only ever world champion, Drew McIntyre!” Fans do like that idea. But sadly, it’s not, because of that guyliner wearing Temu Undertaker, Damian Priest!

Drew wants to talk about what is happening. And what’s gonna happen! Drew steps up to the ring while fans sing for him again. Drew says it will not be Randy that takes the title from Cody, should he get through Cena; it’ll be McIntyre. The fans cheer, but Orton says they were trying to have a moment. Can Drew just cut the crap already? Drew says okay, sure. He’ll tell the truth, because that’s all he ever does. The truth is, Kevin might have a point! If those Voices are talking to Orton again, then they know Drew very, very well. And he’s thinking, “My God, Randy looks great! Absolutely jacked! On the outside.

On the inside, that back is hanging by a thread. And if Orton provokes McIntyre, McIntyre will break him. And as for Cody- Cody kicks Drew and UPPERCUTS him! The fans fire up, and Orton R- NO, Drew gets away! The fans boo, but the battlelines are drawn! Even if Cody makes it out of the frying pan that is Las Vegas, it’ll be into the fire that is these contenders waiting in line! Will the American Nightmare be ready for whoever comes for the crown?

 

WWE Tag Team Championships: The Street Profits VS Pretty Deadly!

Montez Ford & Angelo Dawkins are finally golden again, but it’s time to put the titles on the line already! And while they’re ready for the grind, they’re up against the hometown heroes! Will the Profits still be up in the O2? Or will Kit Wilson & Elton Prince say #YESBOY to a new reign of their own?

The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who really wants the smoke!

The teams sort out and Kit starts with Dawkins. They tie up, Dawkins headlocks, but Kit powers up and out. Dawkins runs Kit over, the fans fire up, and Dawkins fires hands on Kit in the corner! The fans rally for Pretty Deadly, Dawkins whips Kit to a corner, but Elton takes that bump! Kit CLOBBERS Dawkins, then tags Elton! Atomic drop into DROPKICK! Ford runs up, but into a DOUBLE HIP TOSS! Dawkins whips, Elton reverses, and then Elton hurdles so Kit can DDT! The fans fire up with Pretty Deadly while the Profits bail out. Pretty Deadly has control while SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Elton is right on Dawkins as he gets in, and UPPERCUTS him to the corner. Elton clinches Dawkins for another UPPERCUT! Tag to Kit, and Elton RAMS into Dawkins so Kit can UPPERCUT! Dawkins flops over, Kit drags him up to wrench the arm. Kit whips, Dawkins reverses, but Kit grabs ropes. Kit ELBOWS Dawkins, DECKS Ford, but Dawkins CLOBBERS Kit! The ref reprimands but Dawkins RAMS Kit into the corner again and again! The ref counts, Dawkins fires fast hands, then he tags in Ford. Ford says, “SUCK IT!” then he KICKS Kit! Ford scuffs Kit, then drags him to a cover, TWO!

Ford keeps Kit down with a facelock, but Kit endures the grind. Kit fights up, fires body shots, but Ford whips him away. Kit sunset flips! Ford rolls through, and PENALTY KICKS! Ford mocks Elton with the Scott Hall fingers, and the ref has to keep Elton back. Ford drags Kit up, tags Dawkins, and the Profits mug Kit. Dawkins CLUBS Kit down, then stalks him. Dawkins stays between Kit and Elton, then whips Kit into the Profits’ corner. CYCLONE- NO, Kit dodges! Ford tags in, he keeps Kit from Elton now, but Kit slips out of the suplex! Kit fakes high to go low, hot tag to Elton! Elton rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT!

Elton kicks and whips Ford to a corner, then UPPERCUTS! Elton whips the other way, UPPERCUTS again, and then does it again! Elton adds to the hattrick with a lift, Ford says a quick prayer before the SUPLEX! Ford flounders, gets to his feet, but Elton dodges to springboard and FLYING UPPERCUT! Cover, TWO! Ford stays in this, but Elton stays on him. SmackDown returns to single picture and fans rally for Pretty Deadly as Elton gives Ford a back suplex. Ford lands out, waistlocks, but Elton switches and shoves Ford. Ford CLOBBERS Elton in return! Ford is also dazed but he covers, ONE!

Kit reaches out, Elton and Ford both crawl, hot tags to Kit and Dawkins! The fans fire up as Dawkins wrenches Kit, underhooks and SILENCER! Dawkins Electric Chair Lifts Kit, Ford climbs, but Kit slips free! Kit shoves Dawkins into Ford! Ford falls to the floor, but Dawkins ENZIGIRIS Kit! Elton tags in, and Kit LARIATS Dawkins! Pretty Deadly combine for DRY MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Dawkins survives and the Profits are a bit unsure of what to do next. Dawkins crawls to a corner, Elton runs up, but Dawkins dodges! Elton hits buckles and Dawkins TOSSES Kit, then Dawkins hits a SKY HIGH on Elton!

Dawkins hurries to tag Ford and Ford climbs up! But Kit pushes Elton out of the way! Kit takes FROM THE HEAVESN, and Elton ghost pins Ford! TWO!! Ford escapes, and he ROCKS Elton! Elton UPPERCUTS Ford! Dawkins sneaks a tag, Ford SUPERKICKS! POUNCE SAIDO COMBO!! Cover, KIT BREAKS IT! The fans fire up while all four men are down! The teams go to opposite ends, then they all stand up in the corners. They all roar, all run in, and Kit SPEARS Ford while Elton FLYING UPPERCUTS Dawkins!! London is thunderous, and Kit hurries to tag in! Pretty Deadly gets Dawkins up, for SPILT MILK!! Cover, FORD BREAKS IT!

The fans are shocked, as is Elton, but Ford saves this for his team! “This is Awesome!” as Ford runs up and Elton TOSSES him out! Now DRY MARTI- NO! Dawkins doesn’t accept the second serving, and he DUMPS Kit out! Kit skins the cat while Dawkins DECKS Elton! Dawkins catches Kit to an Electric Chair! Ford rises, DOOMSDAY BLOCKBUSTER!! Cover, Profits win!

Winners: The Street Profits, by pinfall (still WWE Tag Team Champions)

Pretty Deadly put up a heroic fight, but the hometown heroes could not capture the gold. Dawkins & Ford hold onto the gold, will this be the strongest the Profits have ever been?

 

Kayden & Katana talk with Zelina Vega.

Carter & Chance know La Muneca got screwed over by The Green Administration. Chelsea thinks she’s untouchable, but someone’s gonna stop them eventually. Well, speaking of, Alba Fyre leads the way in as she & Piper Niven “scope the perimeter.” There’s one small threat. They frisk the “miniscule” threat, but nothing they haven’t dealt with before. Chelsea struts in and says, “The Eagle has landed~!” Zelina says she is so glad the “Bootleg Men in Black” have crashed the party. Now, yeah, they all know she’s small. But clearly this small “threat” is a big threat to Chelsea’s title reign. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have taken all three of them to beat her.

KC Squared agree with that. How about tonight, we see what happens when the odds are even? Chelsea says that’s fine, because Agents P & A are ready. The Secret Her-vice has been given their next mission, but will they be able to crash the party? Or will the party crash them?

Kayden Carter & Katana Chance VS The Secret Her-vice!

SmackDown returns and The Green Administration makes their entrance. The teams sort out, Alba starts against Katana, and the two tie up. Alba KNEES low, CLUBS Katana down, then fireman’s carries. Katana fights free, tags Kayden, and they KICK, double whip, and then trip Alba up for the basement DROPKICK! Katana adds a slingshot SENTON, Kayden covers, TWO! Kayden tags Katana, they double whip Alba to a corner, then Kayden runs in. Alba DUMPS Kayden out, ROCKS Katana, and she tags Piper! Katana arm-drags Alba out, then goes out to run up. Kayden gives her a boost, Katana CROSSBODIES Alba down!

The fans fire up, but Piper goes up and out?! CANNONBALL and down goes KC Squared! Piper salutes Chelsea and SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns, Kayden rallies on Alba while the fans rally up. Kayden fires up, runs in and whips, but Alba reverses. Kayden wheelbarrows, victory rolls, then SUPERKICKS! Kayden fires up again but the fans are torn. Kayden runs in at Alba to BOOT WASH her against the ropes! Chelsea protests, Kayden kicks at her, then Kayden springboards for a LEG DROP! Cover, TWO! Alba survives, Kayden whips, but Alba KICKS back! Tag to Piper, but Kayden jackknife bridges Alba! The ref explains bout the tag, Piper runs up, but Kayden moves! The SENTON hits Alba! Piper panics, Kayden tags Katana!

Katana goes up onto Kayden’s shoulders, VICTORY ROLL LAUNCHER, but Piper catches Katana! Katana fires hands, BOOTS, and then hurries to go up again. Kayden ROCKS Piper, and fireman’s carries?! SAMOAN DROP! Kayden then gives Katana the boost, for the KEG STAND SPLASH!! Cover, ALBA BREAKS IT! Kayden runs up on Alba to BOOT her out! Katana gives Kayden the boost now, SUPER CROSSBODY onto Alba! Kayden hurries to tag back in, and she brings Piper up. Piper swings, Kayden dodges and SUPERKICKS! Katana goes up, Piper staggers over that way, but Chelsea distracts the ref!

The fans are torn as Alba grabs Katana. Katana kicks Alba down, chases Chelsea off, but Piper sends Kayden into her! Piper scoops to PIPER DRIVER!! Cover, Secret Her-vice wins!

Winner: The Secret Her-vice, by pinfall

The Women’s US Champion helps her team, and now they all mug Kayden & Katana! But here comes Zelina! Vega runs down the ramp, CLOBBERS Alba, and then she gets in the ring! Zelina tilt-o-whirl DDTS Piper! And she KNEES Alba off the apron! But Chelsea CLOBBERS Zelina! Chelsea fires up, the UK is oddly with her, and she chicken wings Zeina. But Zelina fights free to fire forearms and body shots! And a BACK ELBOW! Zelina reels Chelsea in, CODE- SUPERKICK from Alba! SENTON from Piper! The Green Administration is just too much for Zelina to fight against alone! But can she, Kayden & Katana find a way to turn things around?

 

WWE United States Championship: LA Knight VS Braun Strowman!

Did the Mega Star just get this title back from Shinsuke Nakamura? YEAH! Did he help the Monster of All Monsters fight off Solo Sikoa’s rouge bloodline? YEAH! And now, does he have to defend this title against the monster he just helped? YEAH!! But will Knight still reign this close to WrestleMania? Or will Braun #GetTheseHands back on a championship?

The introductions are made, the belt is raised, and it’s time for Knight’s biggest challenge, YEAH!

The bell rings and the fans rally up as the two circle. The two tie up, and Braun SHOVES Knight away. Knight comes back, Braun SHOVES him down again! Knight gets up, gets around, and he headlocks. Braun powers up to back suplex, but Knight lands out! Knight tries but Braun’s too big to suplex! Braun ELBOWS Knight, storms up on him, but Knight fires haymakers! Knight whips, Braun reverses, but Knight KICKS back! Knight runs, but Braun HIP TOSSES! Cover, TWO! Knight stays in this, but Braun brings him up. Braun puts Knight in a corner, CHOPS, then runs, for a SPLASH! Knight sputters along ropes, Braun keeps moving, but Knight DUMPS him out!

The fans fire up as Knight then WRECKS Braun with a dropkick! Knight keeps moving, and he WRECKS Braun again! The fans fire up with Knight, but then Braun BOOTS Knight down! The fans are torn but Braun stands tall as SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and Braun puts Knight back in the ring. The fans cheer as Knight KICKS Braun! Knight tries again, but Braun’s still too big to back suplex! Braun CLUBS Knight, then runs in at the corner. Knight BOOTS Braun, goes up, and FLYING BULLDOGS! Both men are down and the fans fire up! Knight and Braun rise back up, and Knight dodges a shot to JAB! Then he dodges to JAB! JAB! JAB! “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” But Braun KNEES low! Braun scoops, Knight slips free, and Knight RAMS Braun into buckles! Then the BACK SUPLEX! The fans fire up and Knight rises again! Knight spells it out, “L! A! KNIGHT! YEAH!” ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO!

Braun has plenty left in the tank but the fans rally for Knight. Knight stands Braun up to kick low, but Braun THROWS Knight away! Knight rises, and Braun LARIATS Knight up and out! The fans fire up as Braun rips the shirt! Braun gets on the track, and he runs in, STROWMAN EXPRESS MEETS JACOB FATU!! The Samoan Werewolf strikes Braun down!

Winner: Braun Strowman, by disqualification; LA Knight retains the title

The fans boo as Jacob now goes after Knight! He just ruined what was becoming a great match, but Jacob fires HEADBUTT after HEADBUTT on Braun! SAMOAN DROP onto the desk!! The desk doesn’t budge, but Braun might’ve been broken in half! The UK fires up for Fatu as he puts Braun in the ring! Jacob fires more HEADBUTTS, then HEADBUTTS away on Braun in the corner! The fans sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE, FATU~, FATU~!” Jacob runs corner to corner, but Knight kicks him first! Knight fires haymakers, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” Jacob denies the BFT to POP-UP SAMOAN DROP! And then HIP ATTACK for Braun anyway!

Jacob keeps going, HIP ATTACK for Braun again! Jacob throws off his jacket, glares at Braun, and he runs in for a third HIP ATTACK! Braun flounders into the drop zone, so Jacob goes up, up, BEST MOONSAULT EVER! Direct hit on Braun, but the fans want that “ONE MORE TIME!” Jacob obliges, BEST MOONSAULT EVER! The Samoan Werewolf just tore up #OneBigSOB and LA Knight, will there be no stopping him from taking the United States Championship?

 

Backstage interview with Jimmy Uso.

Jackie Redmond is with #BigJim, and she says that while she knew WWE was going global this month, she did not know they’d get the slap heard ’round the world! Jimmy says he’d do it again, and he’ll slap Gunther as many times as he needs! Jimmy knows Jey is up in his own head, doubt is creeping on him. But just because Jey’s 0-3 against Gunther doesn’t mean Gunther’s unbeatable! The Ring General CAN be got! Jimmy’s going to Raw this Monday, he will bust Gunther’s ass, Jey will go to Mania and bust Gunther’s ass to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion. And then they leave Las Vegas just like this: YEET!

Jimmy heads out, but then The Miz & Carmelo Hayes walk by. Miz is mocking Jimmy’s words, and he asks excuse me. Miz says it’s just funny that suddenly, Jimmy is a tough guy, even though for most of his career, he’s been “The Other Uso.” Doesn’t Jimmy get it? Jimmy and Jey are career sidekicks while Gunther is a main character. Gunther is the lead, neither Jimmy nor Jey can beat him. And here’s another thing: The Usos are just blips on the trailer that was Roman Reigns’ Bloodline. Melo says Jimmy & Jey are stuck outside the club, they can’t even get in.

Miz says as a former WWE Champion, a former WrestleMania main eventer, Jimmy will never know what it is to carry this industry. And after this year’s WrestleMania, neither will Jey. Oh, and by the way, if Jimmy ever slapped Miz like that, Jimmy would still be on the ground. Jimmy feints the slap and Miz freaks out. Jimmy says it may be him and Gunther on Monday, but he’ll holler at Aldis real quick so it can be Jimmy VS Miz here tonight. Yeah, YEET! Jimmy heads out, Melo says he thought Miz was gonna do something about the slap. Will Miz have to do something about running his mouth before he gets his teeth kicked in?

 

Solo Sikoa & Tama Tonga find Jacob Fatu backstage.

Solo asks Jacob what the Hell he was doing out there. Jacob goes out there alone without saying a thing to them? Jacob says he ain’t gotta say nothing to nobody! Matter fact, didn’t Solo not tap in with him last week? Tama says, “But Jacob,” only for Jacob to say, “But nothing, Tama!” Solo wants Jacob to lower his tone, but Jacob says okay. Let him be very clear with them. When it comes to Braun Strowman, Jacob WILL be the last man standing. Y’all better get in where you fit in, cuz that US title? Oh, Jacob’s bringing it home to the family. And he will do it with them, or without them! Yadada mean? Fatu heads out, is the Samoan Werewolf no longer following Solo?

 

Naomi speaks.

“I mean… How did we even get here? I don’t know. One thing that I do know is that I’ve always been the woman to do the right thing. I’ve always been the woman to do the right thing. So Bianca, what makes you think that my attack on Jade was anything different from me doing the right thing? When I sit here and I think about all that I’ve sacrificed, all that I’ve given, and that’s what really breaks my heart. Because through all of that, I’m made to be the bad one in this situation. I just don’t understand, how does Jade come in outta nowhere and take my place with you? I want you to ask yourself this, Bianca. Who inspired you? Hmm?

“Who’s inspired women over the last decade? Who’s always had your back from day one of you being here? Me. Not Jade. Hmm. But you know what? What I’ve learned through all of this: You teach people how to treat you. And I’m done with being treated as a third wheel. I’m done being pushed to the side, I’m done with being too nice, I’m done with being undervalued, underutilized, underappreciated! So moving forward, hmm… Moving forward, here’s my message to you, Jade. If you continue to be in my way, I strongly advise you to proceed with caution.” The Glow shows her dark side, but will the storm be moved?

 

Nick Aldis meets with Jade Cargill.

Speaking of, the SmackDown General Manager understands things have been rather difficult for her as of late. Jade says she’s been trying to get her hands on Naomi for the past few weeks, now where is she? No one has seen her all day, so as far as anyone knows, Naomi’s not here. Well, when Jade catches Naomi, it’s on sight. Jade leaves, B-Fab & Michin are there. They let her know that what Naomi did to her was straight trash, totally uncalled for behavior. And after Jade gets her hands on Naomi, she’ll handle that business. Jade agrees. Mia says they’ve all got business to handle. Jade’s got Naomi, and Mia’s gonna get Charlotte for messing with her girl, B.

B-Fab says Naomi’s got what’s coming to her: no sympathy, no regrets. Jade, just do what you gotta do. Oh, she will. Jade also wishes Mia luck tonight. Mia & B-Fab head out, will the Head Baddie in Charge make the Queen bow down in London?

 

The darkness approaches.

“You are as I was. As I am, you will be.” The shadows are starting to take shape, but is SmackDown about to fade to black?

 

Charlotte Flair VS Mia Yim w/ B-Fab!

The Queen looks down on everyone, so it’s no surprise that everyone else wants to take her down. Charlotte may have checked off B-Fab, but will the HBIC be a much different story? Or will Charlotte only sharpen her edge before facing Tiffany Stratton at WrestleMania?

WAIT! NAOMI ATTACKS B-FAB & MICHIN! Naomi drags Mia up for a FACEBUSTER! Naomi rains down fists, the ref reprimands and the fans boo, but Naomi tells the ref to back off. Naomi then BOOTS B-Fab off the apron! Naomi goes out after B-Fab to THRWO her into barriers! Naomi SLAPS B-Fab, tells her to stay down, but B-Fab gets up. Naomi fires hands, then she SMACKS B-Fab off the desk! Naomi rains down fists, but here comes Jade! Jade hurries down the ramp, she runs around the way, but Naomi runs away! Jade makes sure B-Fab is okay, but refs have to help her to the back. And what of Mia? Will she even be able to compete?

Charlotte makes her entrance, not really caring about what Naomi just did to Mia. But that means she also crosses paths with Jade. The fans like the look of this stare down, but Jade and Charlotte both let the other slide. Charlotte gets her pyro, and it seems she’ll still get her match. Will Mia be little more than an appetizer now?

The bell rings, and Charlotte BOOTS Mia down! Cover, TWO! Mia stays in this and the fans rally up. Charlotte just struts around while SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns, Charlotte has Mia down with a chinlock, but the fans rally up. Mia fights up, fires body shots, and she then blocks a shot to ROCK Charlotte! Mia ROCKS Charlotte again and again, then reels her in for a TORNADO DDT! The fans fire up as Mia hurries to cover, TWO! Mia drags Charlotte up, wrenches, but Charlotte says no to Da Feet! BIG back suplex! Mia stagger sup, Charlotte whips her, but Mia reverses! Charlotte goes up and out, BOOTS her away, then slingshots in and rolls Mia! Mia rolls through and BUZZSAWS! Mia runs corner to corner, but Charlotte avoids the cannonball!

Charlotte YAKUZA KICKS Mia down, then fires herself up! The fans “WOO~!” as Charlotte has Mia in the drop zone,. Charlotte steps on her, goes up the corner, but Mia gets underneath her! SIT-OUT POWERBOMB! Cover, TWO! Charlotte survives and Mia is shocked! Mia nods as the fans rally back up, and she brings Charlotte up. But Charlotte ROCKS Mia! Mia SOBATS, PELES, and then runs to PENALTY KICK! Cover, TWO! Charlotte stays in this, Mia grows frustrated, but the fans continue to rally. Mia uses that energy to stay focused, and she stalks Charlotte to waistlock. But Charlotte ELBOWS her away!

Charlotte CHOPS, and CHOPS, and CHOSP! Charlotte winds up, and she CHOPS again! Mia sputters, but then she dodges the boot! Charlotte is caught, and Mia hits a SAIDO! Charlotte flounders to a corner, the fans rally behind Mia, and Mia runs up, CANNONBALL! Mia hurries to wrench and EAT- NO, Charlotte shoves Mia away! Charlotte gets under, back suplexes, but Mia lands out! EAT DA FEET!! Cover, ROPEBREAK!! Charlotte’s long legs help her survive by a literal foot! Mia is beside herself while Charlotte bails out. Mia storms after Charlotte, runs up, but Charlotte dodges! Mia’s kick hits steel steps!

Mia hobbles away, goes to the apron, but Charlotte CHOP BLOCKS the bad leg out! Charlotte grabs Mia’s leg, drops a KNEE on the knee, but fans chant, “We Want Tiffy!” Charlotte just steps through, FIGURE FOUR, into FIGURE EIGHT!! Mia taps, Charlotte wins!

Winner: Charlotte Flair, by submission

Charlotte got more of a fight out of Mia than expected, but she still won. Will The Queen be more than ready to reign again after WrestleMania?

 

Backstage interview with Tiffany Stratton.

Jackie Redmond is with the WWE Women’s Champion and says Charlotte certainly looks confident. Let’s be real, Charlotte came at Tiff pretty hard. It got a lot of people talking. Tiff says yes, people talk. And Charlotte sure loves to hear herself talk. Ten years into the business and Charlotte is still so insecure that she can’t let a “rookie” get a word out. But last week, Tiff did learn something: She learned that walking into WrestleMania, she isn’t the one with something to lose. Truth is, if Tiff loses, then she lost to the great Charlotte Flair, as just a 25-year-old rookie with one year into SmackDown.

But if Charlotte loses… Well, then she lost to an “undeserving, delusional, unoriginal, backflip doing, blonde-hair-having, little girl.” Did she get it all? And Tiff can’t wait to hear the look on Charlotte’s face when they hear the words, “And STILL!” Then maybe Charlotte will finally shut up for the sake of literally everyone! They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and Tiff will make damn sure what stays is Charlotte’s massive ego. Tiff is walking into and out of Mania as the WWE Women’s Champion. Tootles! Tiff heads out, will it still be #TiffyTime after WrestleMania?

 

Randy Orton VS Drew McIntyre!

The Viper told Cody how proud he was, but also how he wants the next shot after John Cena. The Scottish Terminator took offense to that, and basically said he is taking that shot instead. Will this match be an unofficial #1 contender’s match between these two former world champions?

SmackDown returns and McIntyre makes his entrance. The bell rings and the fans sing, “OH~, Drew McIntyre~!” and chant “R K O! R K O!” Drew and Orton circle, tie up, and they go around in a deadlock. Drew powers Orton to a corner, but Orton headlocks back. Drew powers up and out, then he runs Orton over! Orton hurries to ropes and Drew mockingly asks, “How’s the back feel, Randy?” Orton stands, he and Drew reset, and the fans duel some more. Drew calls for a knuckle lock, Orton accepts, but then Drew kicks low! Drew bumps Orton off buckles, then climbs up, but he panders for too long and Orton YANKS him down!

The fans fire up as Orton climbs now! Orton rains down fists, and the fans count to nine. Orton hops down, brings Drew around, and POSTS him for ten! Drew tumbles out of the ring, Orton goes out after him, and they’re by the desk! But Drew kicks Orton first and SMACKS him off the desk! Drew clears the desk, and he brings Orton up for the DESK- NO, Orton fights free! Orton turns things around, DESK BACK SUPLEX for Drew! The fans fire up while Orton leaves Drew behind, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.

Drew writhes on the floor, but Orton goes out to fetch him! Orton brings Drew around, UPPERCUTS him, then says one more time! DESK BACK SUPLEX! Drew writhes as that desk stays standing! Orton grins, refreshes the ring count, and then he storms up on Drew. Drew pokes Orton in the eye! Drew POSTS Orton now, then brings him around to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP into barriers! Orton slumps down, and Drew also grits his teeth from that double-edged attack, but Drew fires up as he stands tall. Drew drags Orton up, puts him in the ring, then stalks Orton. Drew looms over Orton, and HIP DROPS him!

Orton sputters, Drew says one more time, and he winds up for the HIP DROP! Drew paces around Orton, says maybe one more time, and he pretends he can’t hear the fans. Drew winds up again, but Orton flips over! Hip drop meets kneecaps! And then Orton pokes Drew in the eyes! The ref reprimands but Orton rises up. Drew sputters and flounders, Orton ROCKS him with a right! Drew ROCKS Orton back! Drew storms up, Orton kicks low, but Drew fires another haymaker! The haymakers go back and forth, Orton gets the edge, but Drew GLASGOW KISS HEADBUTTS! Cover, TWO! Drew clamps onto Orton with an armlock!

SmackDown returns to single picture and the fans rally up. Orton fights up, pries at the chinbar, and then throws right hands! Drew CHOPS Orton in return! The fans “WOO~” and Drew winds up. Drew ROCKS Orton again, eggs him on, then CHOPS again! Drew shoves Orton to a corner, CHOPS again, then dares Orton to fight! Drew whips corner to corner, but Orton comes back to LARIAT! And LARIAT! Drew swings, Orton dodges, SNAP POWERSLAM! The fans fire up as Orton stalks Drew to the apron. Drew HOTSHOTS Orton first! Drew then runs in, but Orton puts him through the ropes!

The fans fire up as Orton has Drew for the DRAPING DDT! The fans fire up for Orton, and Orton hears those voices! Drew rises, but then Orton spots KEVIN OWENS! The Prizefighter is on the ramp, Orton glares at him, but then he turns around into a CLAYMORE!! Cover, DREW WINS!

Winner: Drew McIntyre, by pinfall

Kevin’s mere presence costs Orton, and now Drew has a huge win propelling him down the Road to WrestleMania! As for Orton, Kevin drags him out of the ring, SMACKS him off the desk, and then climbs up to join him! The fans boo but Kevin and his hot pink sneakers have Orton in position, but Orton slips free and TRIPS Kevin up! Kevin hits the desk then the floor! Orton staggers around, the fans rally behind him, and Orton stalks Kevin to the corner of the barriers. Orton lines up the shot! Orton runs in, but Kevin jumps over barriers! Security is there to stop Orton from pursuing, so Kevin runs away into the night!

The fans boo, but The Viper was that close! Will Orton be able to strike Kevin down and completely take him out?

 

Fire, thunder, smoke…

The force of nature is drawing ever closer. And he’s ready to fly! REY FENIX arrives next Friday Night SmackDown!

 

Jimmy Uso VS The Miz!

#BigJim gave Gunther a piece of his mind and a mark on his cheek, but it seems not everyone got the message. Will the Hollywood A-lister soon star in the Uso Penitentiary? Or will he prove Jimmy is NOT ready for a world champion level opponent?

The bell rings and the two tie up. Jimmy powers Miz to a corner, Miz turns things around, and the ref counts. Miz takes a swing, Jimmy ducks it to CHOP! And CHOP! Miz shoves Jimmy back, then runs up, but Jimmy TACKLES Miz! Jimmy rains down fists, Miz shoves him away to go to ropes, but Jimmy storms back up. Miz ELBOWS Jimmy away, then runs back up, only for Jimmy to LARIAT him down! The fans fire up while Jimmy storms up on Miz. Jimmy CHOPS Miz, has him in a corner, then whips corner to corner. Miz reverses, Jimmy goes up and over, then UPPERCUTS! Miz staggers back to ropes, but Jimmy is right on him.

Jimmy whips, Miz reverses and kitchen sink knees! Then basement BOOTS! The fans fire up, Miz scowls, and Miz KNEES Jimmy in the back again and again. Miz stalks Jimmy to the ropes now, and he CHOKES Jimmy! The ref counts, Miz runs, and Miz STRADDLE ATTACKS! The fans boo, but Miz runs again. Jimmy ducks the boot, then dodges a lariat! Jimmy runs up to LARIAT Miz up and out! The fans fire up and Jimmy builds speed, but Miz runs away! Jimmy smirks as he goes out the side, and UPPERCUTS Miz over the barriers! Jimmy makes sure Gunther knows he’s coming to get him, but SmackDown goes to break.

SmackDown returns and both men are down. Miz and Jimmy crawl, and Jimmy pounds the mat. The fans rally, Jimmy rises and runs up to LARIAT! And LARIAT! And mule kick! Jimmy then UPPERCUTS Miz, dodges a lariat, then SAMOAN DROPS! The fans fire up, Jimmy goes to the corner, “UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs in, but Miz puts him on the apron! Jimmy UPPERCUTS again! Jimmy climbs, leaps, but Miz gets under! Miz then waistlocks, ripcords, and MOVIE MAKER! Fans boo that blatant parody, but Miz full nelsons! Jimmy drops, victory rolls, TWO! Miz has the cover, TWO! Miz hurries to BASEMENT DDT! Cover, TWO!

The fans rally up as Jimmy survives! Miz stalks Jimmy, the fans rally up more, and Miz fires a KICK! And then another KICK! The fans say “YES! YES! YES!” to the It Kicks, but then Miz winds up. Jimmy ducks the buzzsaw, Miz blocks the superkick, but the DRAGON WHIP connects! Miz rebounds to B-MOVIE KNEE!! Cover, TWO!! The parodies don’t get it done, but Miz still has his original work to fall back on. The fans rally for “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Miz runs in, A-LIST LARIAT! Miz shoves Jimmy down, then springboards, but into a SUPERKICK! Jimmy hurries up top, for the USO SPLASH!! Cover, Jimmy wins!

Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall

Miz may be a movie star, but Big Jim’s the one winning this main event! Jimmy then borrows Joe Tessitore’s headset to call out Gunther! He’s coming after dat ass on Monday! Gunther won’t be the ring general, he will be “Private Gunther,” and he will salute Big Jim! Uh, uh, YEET! Will Jimmy be the one making examples out of the World Heavyweight Champion? Or will everything come crashing down when Gunther gets his turn?

 

Drew McIntyre returns backstage.

And he says hey to Lewis Capaldi, the Grammy-nominated singer-songwriter, and also a big fan of Drew’s. They’re ready to have a good night in the pub, but Jackie Redmond walks over to congratulate him on the win tonight. She was hoping to get some thoughts on that victory and what happened with Orton and Kevin. Drew says it’s alright, this is what happens. He doesn’t care about anybody else’s business, but no one gets away with screwing him over. And when no one meddles in his business, he wins! Drew called out Priest, where is he? Priest doesn’t have the balls! So time to get mad in the pubs, everyone’s invited!

Drew turns the corner, but PRIEST IS THERE! Priest ROCKS Drew, SMACKS him off the door, then throws him into road cases! Priest ROCKS Drew, SMACKS him off the trunk of a car, and then again! Or since it’s London, “the boot.” The driver complains, but Priest BODY SLAMS that guy through a table! Drew comes back to KNEE Priest low, SMACK him off the trunk, and then off the side! They go to the hood, or bonnet for UK. Drew drags Priest up, but Priest CLAWS Drew’s eyes! Priest then sends Drew SOUTH OF HEAVEN through the windshield! Priest tells security that he’s done for now. Any more jokes, Drew? Didn’t think so! RIP, jackass!

Priest leaves, the producers hurry to help Drew, and Drew’s got glass in his eye! Will that glass help Drew see why he shouldn’t piss off the Punisher?

 

CM Punk heads to gorilla.

He has a security detail with him, and he passes by Drew writhing in pain. Punk chuckles, then continues on. Will his contract signing with Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins be just as brutal? We find out, after the break.

 

Nick Aldis is in the ring.

The SmackDown General Manager welcomes us back, and says it is his honor and privilege to be here in the O2 in London. Now, we all know why he and this table is here, and why additional security is here tonight. Tonight, we are here to sign a contract for a Triple Threat. Perhaps the biggest Triple Threat in the history of WrestleMania: Seth Rollins VS CM Punk VS Roman Reigns! The fans cheer all those names, and here comes the OTC! London puts the ones up, and Paul Heyman accompanies THE Tribal Chief out on stage. Roman raises his finger to the sky for the pyro, then security follows him to the ring.

SmackDown goes picture in picture as Roman’s entrance continues, and he raises his finger to the sky for the second round of pyro. Roman steps into the ring, SmackDown returns to single picture, and Heyman hands him a mic. The fans sing, “ROMAN! ROMAN REIGNS~!” Roman nods, the fans cheer, and now they chant, “O T C! O T C!” Roman tells London, “ACKNOWLEDGE ME!” The fans cheer again, and again chant, “O T C! O T C!” Roman smiles, but he sees the chairs are not to his liking. Heyman makes sure to put one at the head of the table. Heyman also dusts the chair off while Roman enjoys the singing of, “ROMAN! ROMAN REIGNS~!”

Roman takes a seat and says that was beautiful. The way they sing to their Tribal Chief, it’s just beautiful. The singing continues, and Heyman even joins in! Roman smiles, and he says that is what he’s talking about. That’s the OTC for you, baby! The biggest star on the planet! The OTC came here for two reasons. One: to be acknowledged; check! And two: to sign this contract. Roman does just that, and he says he’s checked both boxes. That means- “BURN IT DOWN!” Seth Rollins interrupts! The fans now sing, “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~!” Rollins struts out in his red wine paisley suit and conducts the O2 Choir all the way into the ring.

The fans cheer while Roman frowns, but Rollins takes the seat to Roman’s left. Rollins offers Heyman a chance to sing to this song, but Heyman frowns. Rollins chuckles, and he says the fans do have beautiful singing voices. He doesn’t know why Roman is in such a hurry to leave, though! This is their building! There’s a lot of history here! 12 years ago, they landed on the roof of this place in a helicopter! They came down those stairs over there, “ready to burn down the old guard!” They put the Undertaker down through the desk, and they were going to remake this company in their image!

Now don’t get him wrong, Rollins knows a lot has happened since then. They fought against each other, with each other, a little bit of love and a whole lot of hate. But Rollins dare says, as the fans continue to sing “WHOA~ OH~ OHH~,” that Rollins and Roman accomplished their mission. The fans start to chant for CM Punk, but Rollins tunes them out. Roman says, “We? We? You keep saying we. Our mission? We died a long time ago. It’s only been ME. You been here, but I done all the work! I’ve made this place what it is today! I took us to the level that we are here today! I made this place better than we found it!

“I’m the one that made us desirable to Netflix! I’m the one that took us into billion-dollar deals! Tell me, what have you done?” Rollins shouts, “I’ll tell you what I’ve done! YOU, YOU, YOU, it’s that mindset that keeps me having to screw you! You understand that? And your biggest mistake is not understanding the danger that’s right in front of us! The danger that’s right in front of you! You let the biggest snake in the world, CM Punk, into the garden! And you could’ve cut his head off at WarGames! But instead, you shook his hand. You could’ve let me finish him inside the cage at The Garden, but you didn’t. And now, I am left to do what I always do: Clean up your mess, again.”

Rollins drops his mic, picks up the pen, and signs his part. And now, here comes CM PUNK! The fans fire up and sing along with Cult of Personality, then join in on saying, “IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME~!” Punk goes to the ring, but as he grabs a mic, he goes up a corner, just like he did last Friday. “I have come here to chew bubblegum and sign a contract. And I’m all outta bubblegum.” The fans cheer the Rowdy Roddy Piper reference, and Punk hops down to take his seat on Roman’s right. Punk looks over said contract, but Roman asks if Punk needs a highlighter or something. What’s he doing? Just go to page four, clause five.

Punk does as Roman says, but Roman says Punk needs to hurry, this is precious TV time. Punk reads the segment, Roman tells Heyman to just smarten Punk up. Heyman tells Punk he knows what Punk is looking for. It is in there. They’re closing the show at WrestleMania. The fans go wild hearing that! Heyman tells Punk that he gets to live his dream of dreams. CM Punk will be a WrestleMania main eventer! The fans cheer and while Roman smiles, Rollins is furious. Roman says, “One man’s dream is another man’s favor! CHECK!” Wait, this was the favor? Rollins says no! This is not something to laugh at, and Punk does not get to tear up!

Punk is NOT deserving! He does NOT deserve this! The fans boo but Rollins continues to throw a fit! Main eventing WrestleMania is SACRED, the most important thing in the world to Rollins! More than anything! Except the fact that Punk NEVER gets to main event! This is all Roman’s fault! This is all Heyman’s fault! Rollins THROWS his mic down, paces angrily, but Punk picks up the mic. The fans cheer Punk on again, and Punk stands to thank London, to thank Chicago, to thank Louisville, Kentucky, and to thank ALL the fans. As corny as it sounds, he thanks the WWE Universe who stood by him and chanted his name for TEN LONG YEARS!

Roman says hold on, hold on. Punk shouldn’t be thanking the fans! He should be thanking the Tribal Chief! It is because of Roman that Punk gets this honor! So please, take this moment, close the show with that acknowledgement! Do this the right way. The credits are already rolling as Punk kneels before Roman!? Punk smiles, and he thanks “My Tribal Chief, the holder of the ula fala, the Head of the Table, the… Big Dog? Thank you for allowing a kid from Chicago to be graced by your presence. Thank you, My Tribal Chief, for allowing me to stand in your ring. And thank you so much. Thank you, Roman Reigns, so very much.

“But because of you, I will see you in the main event of WrestleMania.” And again, Rollins is agonizing over this. Punk finishes putting his signature on the contract, and London tells him, “You Deserve It!” Punk thanks Roman again, and then says, “But that’s not the favor that I’m owed.” WHAT?! Roman looks at Heyman and Heyman can’t look him in the eye! If getting this Triple Threat made into the main event isn’t the gift of the Wise Man, then what is?!


My Thoughts:

A good SmackDown, but they pulled off quite the paradox. They made it feel like they were struggling to fill three hours, yet they also filled the show to the point where that contract signing segment was almost bleeding over the three hour mark. Ironically, part of the problem was just how excited the London crowd was for this. The superstars still wanted to enjoy the chants and songs, but that’s time SmackDown doesn’t have to spare. It made the opening promo from Cody, Orton and Drew take longer, and it kinda did the same to the contract signing at the end. Even so, we still got a very good promo, and good stuff to set up Orton VS McIntyre.

Orton VS McIntyre was a great match, but of course Kevin costs Orton. McIntyre gets his win, Kevin and Orton have a bit of a brawl, but of course Kevin ends up on the losing end and runs off. McIntyre’s trash talk also comes back to bite him as Priest gets the better of him in their brawl. Here’s hoping Drew didn’t actually get glass in his eye, but that being the thing in kayfabe can be some good stuff. I can imagine McIntyre with an eyepatch, and he takes it off at the opportune time to get the better of Priest in their match. Also what a fitting choice for Punk to be passing by Drew suffering because of real glass.

Very good title matches tonight, but of course the status quo was kept. Pretty Deadly gets to look great here in London, but the Profits only just got the belts, they’re not going to be transitional champions like that. And Knight VS Braun was really good stuff, but honestly, Jacob Fatu going after them both should’ve been a given. Jacob also had a great promo with Solo & Tama to start adding to that divide between Jacob and Solo. I would hope Solo doesn’t screw Jacob out of the US Championship, but it feels like he will as Solo won’t stand for Jacob defying his authority, even though Solo’s been trying to make Jacob the champion all along.

Very good stuff from Jimmy Uso tonight, from his promo with #MeloDon’tMiz and then a great match with Miz. Their match ended up the de facto main event match, so that’s also great for both guys. Great win for Jimmy, but that’s likely because Jimmy is losing big time to Gunther on Monday. And it might just be me, but it feels like only now is the Jey VS Gunther build really moving, largely in part because Jimmy got involved. Jimmy’s promo after his match is something along the lines of what Jey should be saying. But I suppose as brothers, Jimmy is the one who knows Jey best and knows what Jey needs to be motivated again. And seeing Jimmy get beat up by Gunther will definitely motivate Jey…

Good final vignettes for Rey Fenix and Aleister Black. I’m a little surprised they confirmed Rey Fenix is showing up next week, and that they confirmed who Rey Fenix even is. I believe commentary confirmed Rey Fenix is Penta’s real brother, even namedropped “Lucha Brothers,” but all that is still surprising considering Fenix is going to start on SmackDown. Aleister’s vignette (at least I am fairly confident it’s his) was giving us glimpses of his silhouette, but I think there was usage of AI in the snake imagery. It was fine they did it for El Grande Americano because that is all trolling, but they really should try and do things the old fashioned way of photoshop and stock imagery.

Very good stuff in the Women’s Division tonight, though the WWE Women’s Championship portion was the weaker. Naomi’s got a great Heel persona going, her promo was great, and her going after B-Fab & Michin over them supporting Jade was a great detail. Jade runs Naomi off, helps B-Fab, but there was no helping Michin in being fed to Charlotte. Tiffany had a decent promo, and it does fit how Charlotte kept her from speaking so she finally gets things out here. It didn’t really add that much, though, but they already gave us a great brawl so not sure what more they can give.

KC Squared VS The Secret Her-vice was a very good match, but of course Chelsea made sure her team won. A Six Woman Tag of Zelina & KC Squared VS The Green Administration is certainly coming, to help give us Zelina VS Chelsea for the Women’s US Championship.

My Score: 8.7/10

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Andrew’s TNA iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 3.27.2025

Bad news out of the TNA management side, but this is a taped episode from El Paso! So we won’t see any of the fallout just yet!

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Now we all heard the news about the TNA change in hierarchy, and I…have no positive outlook on that. Delirious sucked at booking and creative in the dying days of ROH before it got bought as a B show. Dreamer having even more control is concerning because his ideas the last two years haven’t been much better.

Gail leaving makes more sense to me. Be it firing or a “you can’t quit, you’re fired” kind of situation, the Knockouts division is the worst it’s been in a long time and Gail was close with Scott D’Amore. So I don’t think Gail parting ways is as big of a problem since TNA has slowly been bleeding out with the Scott faithful.

Granted, I think the next few shows were already taped before the firing so things shouldn’t be completely unwatchable for at least a week or two. So let’s see where we’re going.

Ratings:

  • Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley vs Elegance Clique w/Personal Concierge: Ash wins via Rarefied Air – ** 1/4
  • Fir$t Cla$$ & Frankie Kazarian vs Laredo Kid, Octagon Jr & Chavo Guerrero Jr: Chavo wins via Gory Bomb into Frog Splash – *** 1/4
  • Jacy Jayne vs Masha Slamovich: Masha wins via Russian Death Device – ***
  • Eric Young w/two losers vs Ace Austin: Eric wins via Piledriver – ** 1/2
  • Seto & Mokuba – I mean – Nic Nemeth w/Ryan Nemeth vs Leon Slater: Nic wins via Danger Zone – *** 1/4

 

Results:

Gigi Dolin & Tatum Paxley vs Elegance Clique w/Personal Concierge

Ash and Gigi start off, Gigi with a little Rascalz after her first takedown. So both her and Wentz are making it obvious something’s going on between them, and I’m not mad at it. Good for my man Wentz.

Tatum and Gigi get some quick tandem offense in, Ash does manage to scurry off to a tag and Heather gets bent into a Pretzel. Some kind of Inverted Tarantula from Tatum, Gigi tags in, Bronco Buster on Heather followed by Kawada Kicks. Heather sells against the ropes, Gigi goes for a Hesitation Dropkick, but Concierge pulls her away so Gigi crashes and burns. Ref is distracted, Ash gets in some cheap shots and then the Elegant duo starts working over Gigi. A few quick tags, but once Heather comes in, Gigi fights out of the corner, gets the hot tag to Tatum. Tatum stacks up both Elegance members, Corner Stacked Crossbody, Butterfly Suplex and an Elbow Drop with some some flare. Tatum goes to the top rope, Heather pulls Gigi off the apron, Concierge shoves Tatum off the turnbuckle and Ash hits Rarefied Air for the win.

Post match the Elegance Clique wants to make their wish with the cake, they light the candles and Tatum and Gigi recover enough to do what we all expected last week, the cake in the face spot. Some…suggestive licking from both of our Hot Topic Hotties, so…no complaints here. 

Fir$t Cla$$ & Frankie Kazarian vs Laredo Kid, Octagon Jr & Chavo Guerrero Jr

Chavo and Kaz start since he’s King Petty, a quick rope run turns into a Headscissor from Chavo. Kaz recovers, they lock up, Kaz hits the Knee Lift during the lock up to tag out to KC. KC pulls off some athletic dodges, gloats a bit so Chavo waits, measures and nails a gorgeous Dropkick. Laredo comes in on fire, quick high spots that send KC bouncing around like HBK against Hulk. KC powders after sells the Satellite Takedown, AJ checks on him and we go to commercial.

Back from commercial, Octagon is lighting up KC’s chest with overhand chops, he perches, Sunset Headscissor Flip from corner to corner, KC tries to Back Drop him but Octagon does a headstand, kicks KC away and lays him out with a high spot. AJ gets on the apron to stop Octagon from running the ropes, the referee has a stroke or something because he stops paying attention and AJ pulls Octagon out of the ring and chucks him. KC with the Tope con Hilo and tag (tag ropes haven’t mattered since the 80s we all know this). So AJ is getting taunted by the crowd in Spanish, but he’s manhandling Octagon since it looks like a Child fighting their parent. AJ knocks off Chavo and Laredo, Laredo pops up and tries to get involved but he’s caught on the shoulders, Octagon goes for the Crossbody but gets caught and AJ pulls off “World’s Strongest Wasteland” but Chavo breaks up the pinfall. AJ throws Octagon into the corner, Tennessee Whiskey, and tag out to KC. KC hits a few moves, but starts to lose the momentum until he connects with a Super Kick. Simultaneous rope run into the Dueling Crossbodies, so we get the timely tag outs from both sides. Kaz and Laredo come in, Laredo lands like two moves before Kaz hits a Sole Butt, Lariat and eats his lunch. KC and Kaz try to double team Laredo but he fights out and the crowd is chanting for Chavo.

Chavo tags in, and he’s rocking KC, Saito Suplex, Low Bridge to AJ, Reverse the Whip so Chavo goes to the corner and perches, KC feeds, Chavo Backflips to safety, rolls through and lays out KC. Chavo is feeling himself, 3 Amigos start on KC but only 2, Kaz comes in and Chavo switches to Kaz for the Amigos, only 2 again before AJ breaks it up. AJ goes for the disrespect, but Chavo counters and hits the 3 Amigos on the biggest Culero. Aztec Warriors dive to stop AJ and Kaz, KC tries a Dirty Victory Roll but Chavo kicks out. GORY BOMB into FROG SPLASH!

Chavo looked fantastic and he’s the one in the best shape in the ring. I wouldn’t be mad at more Chavito. 

Jacy Jayne vs Masha Slamovich

I expect very little from this match.

Collar and Elbow, gator rolling for the first 30 seconds or so, then Jacy goes to some Hair Pull takedowns and does a little taunt before Masha pops back up and hits a Lariat into a Dive. Jacy sells it like she’s really hurt, even the ref tries to hold Masha back a little before Masha gets annoyed and just grabs her, Masha throws her in, looks for a Dive and Jacy sees it and powders. Masha tries to go back to the well for the Dive again but Jacy hits the Uppercut and then an Apron Run PK to drop Masha. Forearms rain down into a Foot Choke as Jacy continues to arrogantly play to the crowd. Another Foot Choke into a Cannonball, and near fall.

Masha gets space with a Sole Butt, tries to snap off Requiem but Jacy fights off, fights through a Sunset Flip another effective PK keeps Masha on her ass. Jacy looks for a kinda half-assed Camel Clutch as Masha is fighting up, but Jacy runs her into the corner, gets distracted mouthing off to the crowd, so Masha recovers, 5 Hole Up Kick sends Jacy into the corner, Yakuza Kick into Capo Kick for two. Requiem attempt again, but Jacy pushes off, a little back and forth, Masha tries a Backslide but Jacy gets away and hits a V-Trigger but only a 2 count. Jacy looks for the Discus Punch but Masha ducks it, they strike back and forth, but some dodges from both leave the exchange more even. Jacy with the Front Kick to the face sends Masha to the outside. Jacy wants another PK, but Masha blocks, Electric Chair Apron Snake Eyes. Masha throws her in, a PK into a near all. Requiem attempt 3, and thwarted from Jacy with a Superkick into a Neckbreaker. Senton misses from Jacy, Buzzsaw Kick, into Spinning Back Kick and Russian Death Device for the win.

Better than I expected, and Tessa attacks as soon as the bell rings. Xia Brookside and Lei Ying Li make the save after Tessa grabs the belt. 

Eric Young w/two losers vs Ace Austin

Ace and Eric tie up, World of Sport start but as soon as Ace starts to get away EY punches him in the face. Eric looks at the camera and says “This is what trust looks like”, turns his back on Ace, when Ace looks to attack, the loser duo cut him off. EY takes advantage of the weird situation, but Ace with some Up and Over quick spots, into an Inside Cradle and La Magistral. EY kicks out of the quick flash attempts, but eats a Dropkick, and Ace goes all Speed Kils on him with fast strikes and then a face buster for another near fall. Strike spot very early in the match, Ace gets the best of it, goes for a Tear Drop Suplex but EY sits on it to block, Headlocks to keep him close and then a snap Lariat into beatdown bully tactics. EY takes the referee’s attention and one of the nerds punch Ace in the face.

Eric tries to lean on Ace, but Ace fires, a few strikes, Click Click Boom, the Miz Seated Lariats in the corner, Mochizuki Triangle Kick connects! Only a 2 count, but Ace seems to be in control. Ace puts EY on the ropes, a few strikes to keep him rocked, wants a Superplex, but EY blocks, bites the face and Macho Elbow gets a very close two count. EY tries the Piledriver but Ace turns it into a Jacknife Cradle,Spinning Heel Kick, calls for The Fold, but the losers hop on the apron to distract, Ace attacks them. Ace tries to time out the Triangle Kick again, but Eric dodges, throws Ace head first through the buckles. As Ace stumbles out of the corner, Piledriver, and it’s over.

Oh look it’s the “we’ll hear from Joe Hendry” segment. Again, I’ve loved this gimmick since Day 1, even didn’t hate his What Culture Pro stuff, but there is such a thing as milking a cow too much. 

Elijah interrupts the whole “Who’s next” speech. When Elijah comes out he says he’s not the challenger and he believes in Joe. The crowd wants Elijah to turn on Hendry. Elijah pauses for a moment, and starts proving his friendship with stating his favorite color and a little “You Got a Friend in Me”. The crowd is into singing along and waving their cameras like Lighters to a 30 year old song. THANKFULLY Kaz breaks up the hug fest. Now he gets the “Culero” chant. 

Kaz pulls out a Bass…what the hell is this Jam Session. Kaz has to warm up so he plays “La Cucaracha” on the bass. Kaz…is a national treasure. Hendry kicks Kaz out of the ring after his Heelish and playfully racially charged song choices. Kaz tries to sow dissension, but Joe and Elijah pinball Kaz between them. Kaz slips a power move and tries to shove Elijah into Joe but Elijah puts the brakes on, a small tense moment. But then Joe and Elijah play “Nah Nah Nah Nah, Hey Hey, Goodbye”…and that goes right into a commercial. Oddly…perfect.

Nic Nemeth w/Ryan Nemeth vs Leon Slater

Nic shoots the half immediately for a flash pinfall but Leon kicks out at one. Nic continues to keep things grounded with his amateur wrestling skills, and then does a little Dolph Ziggler show off. So Nic isn’t really taking this seriously, and Leon starts getting the best of things with an Arm Wringer, into drag, Shoulder Tackle and rope run as Nic tries to Leap Frog and Leon puts on the brakes and just shoves Nic on his ass. Nic gets annoyed, a few strikes, grinds his face along the ropes, but Leon keeps stringing some offense together, Back Handspring Elbow into his Corner con Hilo.

Ahh the classic formula of the commercial gives the heel the advantage, Twisting Suplex from Leon stops Nic’s offense momentum, right hand, Leon lifts Nic up for something, Nic slips it, kicks him in the gut, looks for the FameAsser, but Leon catches him into a Blue Thunder Bomb variation. Slater wants the Swanton 450, but Nic powders. Leon tries to adjust into a Dive, but Nic cuts him off, counter for counter and a FameAsser out of the counters for a two count. Nic starts the big brother tactics, bootwashes and arrogance, Slater fires, punches into a Yakuza Kick. Leon wants another Lethal Injection variant, but Nic catches him into a Rear Naked Choke. Slater tries to turn it into a pin so Nic breaks it. Leon wants a Leg Lariat but misses and gets unceremoniously dropped by Nic. Nic puts Leon up on the buckles, Superplex possibly but Slater counters, tries to collect himself for a move, but Nic falls into the ropes to crotch Leon, and finally hits the Superplex.

Twist of Slate from Leon, Swanton 450 but knees get up. Locomotion Cradles from both but they kick out, Ryan picks the ankle to trip up Leon just a touch and then Danger Zone ends the match.

Ryan starts the post match beatdown, but the Hardy’s music hits and they come down to the ring for the save. Matt challenges the Nemeths for Rebellion because they’re not medically cleared yet.

 

Overall Score: 6.5/10

Decent story motion, no match was offensive, and there was actually some solid match action for television standards. I don’t have a ton to complain about aside from the Knockouts Division is in a weird spot, and giving Hendry a lot of just talking and hollow payoff segments feels stupid. If we need to hear from him every week, give him a talk segment like Highlight Reel or something. Yes I know First Class just got The Penthouse, but if Hendry is going to talk more than wrestle, give him a talk segment for us to sink our teeth into.

There was the announcement that Xia, Lei Ying and Masha will face Tessa, Jacy and a mystery partner. So you gotta wonder if there’s going to be another NXT mercenary, a surprise return or if it’ll just be Rosemary since she’s got her issues with Xia. Also I just realized that Unbreakable is going to be on a Thursday, seemingly after iMPACT? I’m gonna have to see how they do it, because if there’s an Impact episode and 2-3 hour PLE…I do not want to be awake until 1am. People need to work, and I will be Unwakeable if things go that long.

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