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Mitchell’s NJPW G1 Climax 34 Results & Report! (8/8/24)
A Block, Round 8!

We’re entering the home stretch!
The King of Darkness says Everything is Evil, but he runs into the Rampaging Dragon! Both men still have a chance, but whose hope runs out in round 8?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Boltin Oleg & Toru Yano VS Shoma Kato & Katsuya Murashima; Oleg & Yano win.
- HENARE & Konosuke Takeshita VS Ren Narita & Yoshinobu Kanemaru; Henare & Konosuke win.
- Hirooki Goto & Tomoaki Honma VS El Phantasmo & Jado; Goto & Honma win.
- Jeff Cobb & Francesco Akira VS David Finlay & Gedo; Cobb & Akira win.
- Yota Tsuji & BUSHI VS Yuya Uemura & Taka Michinoku; Yota & Bushi win.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: Tetsuya Naito VS Callum Newman; Naito wins.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: SANADA VS Great-O-Khan; Khan wins.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shota Umino VS Jake Lee; Jake wins.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Gabe Kidd; ZSJ wins.
- G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shingo Takagi VS EVIL; Takagi wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current A Block standings!
Zack Sabre Jr: 5-2, 10 points
Evil: 5-2, 10 points
Tetsuya Naito: 4-3, 8 points
Sanada: 4-3, 8 points
Shota Umino: 3-4, 6 points
Shingo Takagi: 3-4, 6 points
Great-O-Khan: 3-4, 6 points
Jake Lee: 3-4, 6 points
Gabe Kidd: 3-4, 6 points
Callum Newman: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Here are the current B Block standings!
Jeff Cobb: 5-2, 10 points
Ren Narita: 4-3, 8 points
Hirooki Goto: 4-3, 8 points
Yota Tsuji: 4-3, 8 points
David Finlay: 4-3, 8 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 4-3, 8 points
Henare: 3-4, 6 points
Yuya Uemura: 3-4, 6 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
El Phantasmo: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
G1 Climax 34 A Block: Tetsuya Naito VS Callum Newman!
The IWGP World Heavyweight Champion wants to repeat as G1 Climax Champion, and while he’s just a step behind the leaders, he’s also one wrong move from missing out on the playoffs. Can Naito keep the dream of going back-to-back alive? Or will the Prince of Pace play spoiler?
Speaking of speed, Callum BLASTS Naito off the apron! No waiting for the entrance or the entrance attire, Callum goes to the apron to take aim! Naito stands, Callum goes up, but Naito dodges the Asai Moonsault! Naito whips Callum but Callum LEAPS over the railing! Naito runs up, but Callum KICKS the railing into him! Callum jumps off the railing, Naito dodges again, but Callum DROPKICKS him down! The fans fire up while Callum kips up, and Naito slumps to the floor, still in his fancy suit. Callum hurries to drag Naito into the ring. The bell rings, Callum springboards but Naito SHOVES him to the floor!
The fans rally and Naito finally gets to take the suit off. Naito then goes out after Callum, to RAM him into railing! The fans rally, Naito brings Callum up and into the ring, and the fans applaud. Naito stands Callum up for those heavy elbows! Naito turns Callum, holds him, then hits the NECKBREAKER! The fans cheer, Naito covers, ONE! Callum is tougher than that, so Naito stands him up to cravat. Callum endures the neck wrench, reaches out for ropes, but Naito brings him away. Callum fires body shots, but Naito puts more pressure on the neck! Callum fights up to fire more shots, so Naito CLUBS him on the neck.
Naito whips Callum to ropes, but Callum slides to trip and DOUBLE STOMP! The fans cheer and Naito goes to a corner. Callum rolls, stands and UPPERCUTS in the corner! Then he rolls and returns to GAMANGIRI! Callum snapmares, runs and PENALTY KICKS! Then STANDING MOONSAULTS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as Naito stays in this. Callum stays focused and brings Naito around into chicken wings. Naito fights the lift, RAMS Callum back into a corner, then fires elbows. Naito gets space, but Callum runs up! Naito atomic drops Callum, then fires more of those heavy elbows!
Naito puts Callum up top, climbs up after him, and SUPER STEINERS! Callum can’t quite land on his feet like Ospreay, but he’s still back up on his feet fast! The fans rally, Callum SWATS a lariat, SUPERKICKS, then BUZZSAWS! Cover, TWO! Naito stays in this and the fans fire up more. Callum feeds off that energy, aims from a corner, and he goes Around to World to DROPKICK! Naito staggers, Callum goes up and up, but Naito avoids the flying stomps! Callum comes back, into a SPINEBUSTER! Naito wrenches, but Callum fires elbows now! Naito fires elbows again! Callum dodges one to BOOT!
Naito wobbles, but he ENZIGIRIS right back! Naito runs up, tilt-o-whirl, NO, GO TO SLEEP!! Callum springboards, OS- NO, Naito dodges! CORRIENDO SHIKI DESTINO!! Cover, TWO?!? Callum survives and the fans fire up again! Naito tilt-o-whirls, and DESTINOS!! Cover, Naito wins!
Winner: Tetsuya Naito, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Callum earns 0)
Callum tried to step on the gas, but Naito brings him to a screeching halt! Will Callum have to try harder to spoil someone’s run? Is Naito going to pull off the repeat Climax?
G1 Climax 34 A Block: SANADA VS Great-O-Khan!
The Cold Skull is also within reach of a top spot, but he must be just as careful. Will he stay cool so close to the end? Or will the Dominator conquer him for the United Empire?
The bell rings, the two slowly circle, and the fans rally up. The two feel things out, clinch, and go around. Khan waistlocks, Sanada wrenches out to switch, but Khan trips Sanada to waistlock back. Khan rolls to a bridging cover, ONE, but Khan shifts to a facelock. Sanada fights up, wrenches, but Khan rolls free. The fans applaud this opening exchange and the two reset. They circle more, feel things out, and Khan CLAPS to distract! Khan picks Sanada up, puts him on ropes, but Sanada fights being thrown out! The ref counts, Khan lets Sanada down, and Mongolian Chops! Khan whips, Sanada reverses and hurdles, hurdles, but Khan stays back!
Khan clamps on an IRON CLAW SLEEPER! Khan then shifts around for the BOW ‘N’ ARROW RACK! Sanada endures, but Khan spins for the SWINGING BUSTER! The fans fire up and Khan clamps on the IRON CLAW! Khan drags Sanada up, ELIMI- NO, Sanada arm-drags free! But Khan avoids the Shining Wizard! Khan rushes in but Sanada catches him for a suplex! And MAGIC SCREW! The fans fire up, and Sanada goes up top! ROUNDING- NO, Khan avoids the press! Sanada’s leg jams! Was that landing harder on him than it seemed! Khan TACKLES Sanada, ties up the legs, and pulls on the foot!
Sanada endures, crawls over, ROPEBREAK! Khan lets off and Sanada bails out. The fans rally while the ref checks Sanada’s leg. Sanada seems okay to continue, so Khan storms out to stand on the knee! The ref reprimands, Sanada flails, and Khan steps off. Khan waits on Sanada, the fans rally up more, and Khan drags Sanada up. Khan puts the bad leg around railing and pulls! The ref reprimands, Khan lets off, and he BOOTS railing to jam up the leg! The fans cheer and Khan leaves Sanada behind. Khan waits, the fans rally for Sanada, but then Khan comes right back out! Khan puts Sanada in the ring, covers, TWO!
Khan ties up the legs again to KNEE away on the knees! Then Khan KICKS the bad leg! Sanada flounders away while the fans rally up. Khan drags Sanada to a cover, TWO! Khan stays cool while the fans rally for Sanada. Khan kicks at Sanada mockingly, but Sanada sits up to CHOP! Khan eggs Sanada on, so Sanada CHOPS! And CHOPS, but Khan blocks to get the CALF KILLER! Sanada endures, reaches out, and we pass five minutes. Khan grabs the other leg, DEATHLOCK CALF KILLER! Sanada still endures, reaches out, and has the ROPEBREAK! The fans cheer and Khan lets go. Khan stalks Sanada, then drags him up by an ear.
Khan Mongolian Chops Sanada to ropes! Then Mongolian Chops again and again! The fans rally, Khan whips, but Sanada reverses to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Both men are down and the fans cheer again. Khan clutches his neck while Sanada shakes out the bad leg. Sanada stands as the fans rally, and Sanada hobbles over to Khan at the ropes. Sanada whips, Khan reverses, but Sanada’s leg won’t let him reach the other side! Khan storms up but Sanada dropkicks Khan’s leg! Then DROPKICKS Khan down! Khan bails out while fans rally, Sanada storms over, and Sanada PLANCHAS! The fans fire up and Sanada encourages them to get louder.
The fans rally up more, and Sanada massages his bad leg. The ring count starts while Sanada stalks Khan. Sanada stands Khan up at 8 of 20 to put in at 10, then rolls in after him. Sanada still checks the bad leg, then he brings Khan up. Sanada fireman’s carries, but Khan fights free to a SLEEPER! Sanada fights that, arm-drags free, and runs up to tilt-o-whirl into the SKULL END! Khan drops back to roll through, KNEEBAR! But Sanada slips free to SHINING- LEG WHIP TAKEDOWN! The fans fire up as Khan counters and now takes aim! Khan waits on Sanada to rise up, which is slow because of the bad leg.
Khan runs in, to BOOT the leg! Khan clamps on, pulls the kneepad away, IRON CLAW into the SHIN BREAKER! Sanada hobbles, Khan runs, but Sanada fireman’s carries! T K O! Both men are down and the fans fire up again! Sanada manages to kip up! Adrenaline is powerful stuff, and Sanada aims from the corner! Khan rises, into a SHINING- IRON RIGHT!! The ref reprimands but Khan falls back, too! The fans rally up and Khan stands first. The Monster Rage boils over at the 10 minute mark! Khan drags Sanada up, IRON CLAW and ELIMI- NO, Sanada slips free and O’Conner Roll- NO, Khan catches Sanada to the IRON CLAW SLEEPER!
Khan drags Sanada up to spin him around, but Sanada reels Khan into a clinch! But Khan slips around to waistlock and GERMAN SUPLEX! But Sanada lands on his feet! Sanada hobbles from the bad leg! Khan still thinks he nailed the suplex, but he takes a BLINDSIDE SHINING WIZARD!! The fans fire up again as Sanada goes to a corner! Khan rises up, into another SHINING WIZARD!! The fans are thunderous and Sanada reels Khan in, but Khan reels Sanada into HITSUJIGOROSHI! FLATLINER!! And then ELIMINATOR!! Cover, KHAN WINS!
Winner: Great-O-Khan, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Sanada earns 0)
The KOPW Champion pulls off an upset over a former IWGP World Heavyweight Champion! Both men are now 4-4 going into the final round, can either man find their way into the playoffs?
G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shota Umino VS Jake Lee!
The Roughneck is on the back half of the block, but so is The Smart Bastard. Both men need to win this to stay afloat, who uses the other as a stepping stone toward greatness?
Shota runs right up on Jake to fire forearms! Jake fires back, the bell rings, and the fans fire up as Shota has the edge! Shota DECKS Jake, but Jake bails out! The fans rally while Shota eggs Jake on. Jake brushes that off, but then Shota rushes out after him! Jake kicks low and CLAWS Shota’s eyes! The ref reprimands, but Jake whips Shota hard into railing! Shota comes back to SHOTGUN! The fans fire up with Shota as he shakes the railing. Shota stomps Jake, drags him up, and UPPERCUTS! Shota stalks Jake around the way, CLUBS him on the neck, then has cameramen clear out. Shota whips but Jake reverses, and Shota hits railing hard!
Shota staggers away, and Jake goes looking for plunder! Jake brings out a chair! The ref says no but Jake brushes him aside, to SMACK Shota on the back! Jake throws the chair aside, the ref gets in his face about it, but Jake pushes the ref aside again. Jake talks trash on the fans but they boo back. Jake goes back for Shota, stomps him down, then mocks the fans. Jake CLUBS Shota on the back, then CLUBS him again. The ring count starts but Jake chinbars Shota around into the ring. Jake slides in at 7 of 20, covers, ONE! Jake grabs Shota’s legs and works to turn him. Shota resists, so Jake STOMPS him in the gut!
Jake works to turn Shota over but Shota still resists! Shota flails, kicks free, and Jake goes to ropes. Jake storms back over to stomp Shota! Shota eggs Jake on and the fans fire up! Jake nods and stomps Shota more! The fans rally, Jake stomps more, and Shota eggs him on! So Jake KICKS Shota in the back! Shota staggers to ropes, Jake brings him up to whip, but Shota reverses. But then Jake grabs ropes to avoid the dropkick! Shota flounders, Jake grabs the legs, and he turns Shota over! BOSTON CRAB! Shota endures, the fans rally up, but Jake taunts Shota to just give up. Shota fights, pushes up, but Jake sits deep!
The fans rally harder as Shota continues to endure! Shota powers up but Jake makes it a LION TAMER! Shota still endures, so Jake goes back to the BOSTON CRAB! The fans rally even harder, and Shota fights up his way over! ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Jake lets go at 4, and we pass five minutes. Shota sputters but Jake mocks the fans for liking Shota. Jake stomps Shota, but Shota grits his teeth. Jake kicks at Shota, toying with him and taunting him. Jake laughs, runs, but into a DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Shota’s back in this! Shota rises, storms over and fires forearms in the corner! Shota whips Jake to the corner, runs up, and UPPERCUTS!
Shota reels Jake in but Jake fights the lift! Jake KNEES low, and Shota sputters. Jake runs up but Shota drop toeholds him onto ropes! Shota slingshots to APRON DDT! The fans fire up while Jake flops to the floor! The ring count starts, Shota storms over to Jake, and he stands Jake up at 10 of 20 to put in the ring at 11. Shota then goes to a corner, climbs up, and aims, to MISSILE DROPKICK! Direct hit, and then Shota clinches for the FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Bridging cover, TWO! Not quite perfect but the fans fire up all the same! Shota runs, to IG- NO, Jake dodges, and GIANT KILLER KNEES! Then ROUNDHOUSES!
The fans rally as Jake aims from a corner. Shota slowly rises, Jake winds up and KICKS! Shota grits his teeth, then eggs Jake on! So Jake KICKS again! Shota eggs Jake on more! Jake KICKS again, but Shota shakes his head! Shota eggs Jake on one more time, so Jake KICKS again! Shota falls forward, and Jake drags him back up, except Shota’s deadweight. The fans rally and we hit 10 minutes. Jake waits in the corner, and Shota pushes himself up. Jake does a standing count of his own, but Shota sits up. Jake runs in, and he blocks the Penalty Kick! Shota then stands to DECK Jake!! The fans fire up as Shota roars!
The ref checks Jake now, and it is Shota who gives those toying, taunting kicks. Jake sits right up, Shota slaps him around. Jake fires a forearm, but Shota just glares. Shota fires a forearm, Jake fires back! The fans rally as the forearms pick up speed, going back and forth! Jake winds up to fire a flurry! Jake runs, Shota ELBOWS him! Shota runs, Jake ELBOWS him back! Jake runs, but Shota clinches to EXPLODER! Jake is right up and he GERMAN SUPLEXES! But Shota is right up, BLAZE BLADE!! The fans are thunderous while both men are down! Shota rises, the fans rally up more, and Shota runs to IGNITION! Cover, TWO!!
Jake survives but Shota doesn’t hesitate! Shota drags Jake up, underhooks, but Jake fights free to back- NO, Shota fights the lift! Shota CLUBS Jake, ROCKS him, but Jake hits back! Shota ROLLING ELBOWS! Jake eggs Shota on, so Shota pops him up! PACKAGE PARADIGM SHIFT!! Cover, TWO!! Shota roars and the fans are thunderous! Shota underhooks, Jake slips around to GIANT back suplex!! Both men are down and the fans rally up again! Jake crawls to a cover, TWO!! Shota is still in this, but Jake rises back up. Jake shakes his head, drags Shota up, and he torture racks! Jake thrashes Shota, but Shota endures!
Jake continues to march around thrash Shota, but Shota still endures! So Jake DUMPS Shota down! Jake drags Shota up, and choke grips! GIANT CHOKE SLAM!! Cover, TWO!!! Shota survives and the fans are thunderous! We hit 15 minutes and Jake paces. Jake smirks as he watches Shota crawl to a corner. Jake takes aim as Shota stands, and FACE- BLAZE BLADE!! Jake flounders, Shota loads up, BLAZE BLADE again!! And then Shota hauls Jake up, underhooks, but Jake powers free! GIANT KILLER KNEE! ROUNDHOUSE! But Shota ENZIGIRIS! But FACE BREAK SHOT outta nowhere!! Cover, Jake wins!!
Winner: Jake Lee, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Shota earns 0)
It was quite the shootout, and The Smart Bastard outdraws #SHOOTER! Was this Shota’s last shot at the playoffs? Is Jake about to make this the Good Looking G1?
G1 Climax 34 A Block: Zack Sabre Jr. VS Gabe Kidd!
The Front Man pretty much humiliated Evil last round, while the Mad Man put Jake Lee to the test. ZSJ is leading the block, but will he still be out in front after this? Or will Gabe prove he is truly NJPW Strong?
The bell rings and the fans rally and duel. The two step up, feel things out, and Gabe pushes ZSJ to ropes. Red Shoes calls the break but both men still clinch. Gabe then suddenly lets off to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP again! Gabe reels ZSJ in but ZSJ wrenches the arm! Gabe rolls free to CHOP again! And CHOP! ZSJ eggs him on so Gabe CHOPS again! Gabe brings ZSJ up but ZSJ RAMS, UPPERCUTS, and headlocks. Gabe powers out, ZSJ fights the hip toss but so does Gabe! Gabe tries again but ZSJ turns hip toss into COBRA TWIST! Gabe pops free, ZSJ rolls, but Gabe DOUBLE CHOPS! Gabe storms up to CHOP again! And again!
ZSJ goes to a corner, Gabe scuffs him, then brings him around to CHOP! Gabe runs, BOOTS, but ZSJ shakes it off. Gabe runs, into ZSJ’s BOOT! ZSJ trips Gabe, leg scissors and turns him over, JAPANESE CLUTCH! TWO!! Gabe escapes, CHOPS, and CHOPS again! ZSJ goes to ropes, Gabe CHOPS him again! And DOUBLE CHOPS! ZSJ flops out of the ring and the fans fire up! ZSJ clutches his stinging chest, red from all those shots, and Gabe goes out after him. Gabe stands ZSJ up to CHOP again! And CHOP again! Gabe then whips ZSJ hard into railing! ZSJ drops to his knees, and Gabe storms over to drag him up.
Gabe CHOPS, ZSJ UPPERCUTS, but Gabe CHOPS ZSJ down! Gabe stands ZSJ up to CHOP him against the apron! And CHOP again! And CHOP again! ZSJ again falls, but Gabe tells the cameraman to come over to take a look. ZSJ’s chest is red for sure, and Gabe CHOPS it again! Gabe whips ZSJ at railing but ZSJ uses them to go up and jump onto Gabe! GUILLOTINE FACELOCK! Gabe stays on his feet while fans rally up, and Gabe powers out to suplex ZSJ to the floor! The fans cheer while Red Shoes checks ZSJ. ZSJ is okay to continue, and Gabe stands up, so the ring count starts. Gabe stands ZSJ up at 4 of 20 to CHOP! And CHOP! And CHOP!
ZSJ drops to his knees at 8, Gabe stands him up at 10 to put in at 11. The fans cheer, Gabe reminds us, “I’m a Mad Man, y’know.” Gabe storms into the ring and stands ZSJ up to CHOP! ZSJ nods, so Gabe CHOPS him! Gabe gets in ZSJ’s face, CHOPS, CHOPS, but ZSJ gets in Gabe’s face! ZSJ SLAPS Gabe, Gabe DOUBLE CHOPS! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ stays in this, and Red Shoes checks that red chest. Gabe paces, he drags ZSJ up, and Gabe CHOPS again! ZSJ wobbles a bit, but Gabe CHOPS again! And DOUBLE CHOPS! Gabe scuffs ZSJ, puts him in the corner, then CHOPS again! ZSJ falls to his knees and Gabe encourages the fans to cheer ZSJ on.
Gabe then drags ZSJ up, to CHOP! Gabe shakes out his hand, even he’s getting tired. Gabe CHOPS ZSJ again, pie faces him, then CHOPS again! ZSJ goes to ropes, Gabe eggs him on, then CHOPS again! ZSJ SLAPS Gabe again! Gabe dusts himself off to SLAP ZSJ! ZSJ SLAPS Gabe! Gabe sits down cross-legged! The fans fire up and Gabe says if ZSJ wants to play, let’s play. ZSJ nods and he sits down cross-legged! They get knees to knees, and the fans fire up. Gabe talks smack on Shibata, and the SLAPS start firing! SLAP for SLAP, faster and faster, but then Gabe BITES ZSJ’s forehead! Gabe SLAPS, SLAPS and SLAPS!
ZSJ sits back, Gabe taunts Shibata that he does Shibata’s stuff better than Shibata! Gabe sits ZSJ up, but ZSJ SLAPS him back! And SLAPS! And SLAPS again! Gabe flops over but ZSJ sits him up to SLAP him back down! ZSJ sits Gabe up to PENALTY KICK! Gabe’s up to SLAP and GERMAN SUPLEX! ZSJ stands up to GERMAN SUPLEX back! Gabe rises to SAIDO! ZSJ rises to PENALTY KICK! The fans are thunderous and ZSJ drops back to a corner. Gabe sits up, dusts himself off, and he runs up on ZSJ to CHOP! Gabe runs more, but ZSJ LARIATS! Both men stagger, then they DOUBLE LARIAT! Gabe keeps moving, ZSJ LARIATS him down!
Gabe is up to LARIAT ZSJ down! ZSJ stands, Gabe suplexes for a BRAINBUSTER! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up as ZSJ stays in this, but Gabe talks smack on him. The fans rally, Gabe drags ZSJ up to gut wrench, but ZSJ fights the driver to victory roll, and EURO CLUTCH! TWO!! Gabe escapes, CHOPS, but ZSJ rebounds. Gabe CHOPS again, and CHOPS again! And CHOPS but ZSJ powers through! ZSJ blocks a chop to wrench the arm and STOMP it! ZSJ SWATS a haymaker to wrangle Gabe again! ZSJ again STOMPS the arm! Gabe CHOPS, but that’s double-edged now! The fans fire up as ZSJ stands tall over Gabe!
ZSJ leans on ropes to catch his breath, but then he aims. Gabe sits up, but he ducks the Penalty Kick! ZSJ ducks one lariat, and catches the other to an ARMBAR!! Gabe flails but ZSJ bends the fingers! ZSJ has the ARMBAR in full, but Gabe slips free and around, to GERMAN SUPLEX! Both men are down again and the fans fire up! Gabe clutches his arm while he and ZSJ slowly rise. Gabe runs, but ZSJ BOOTS the arm! Then KICKS it! Then KICKS it again! ZSJ hooks Gabe up in an IRON OCTOPUS! Gabe endures, powers out, and gut wrenches! TOMBSTONE!! Cover, TWO!! ZSJ survives and the fans fire up again!
Gabe shakes out the bad arm, then crawls over to ZSJ. Gabe drags ZSJ up, gut wrenches, but ZSJ fights the bomb to sunset flip! ONE and Gabe sits on it! ONE and ZSJ sunset flips again! ONE and Gabe has it, ONE! ZSJ has the sunset flip, TWO!!! Gabe escapes just in time and the fans fire back up! ZSJ and Gabe stand, and ZSJ scoops! Gabe slips out to inverted suplex, EMERALD FLOWSION!! Gabe hurries up a corner, to MOONSAULT, into a TRIANGLE HOLD!! ZSJ catches Gabe getting cocky! The fans fire up as Gabe endures, and he powers through to rain down forearms! ZSJ just wraps on the TRIANGLE tighter!
Gabe still powers through and rains down more forearms! ZSJ lets go and both men fall back while the fans fire up! ZSJ stirs, Gabe crawls his way over, blood in his mouth. Gabe drags ZSJ up, reels him in, but ZSJ fights the lift! Gabe DOUBLE CHOPS, but ZSJ UPPERCUTS! ZSJ reels Gabe in, Gotch Lift! But Gabe fights that and wrenches out to JAB! Gabe tries again, but ZSJ scoops to ZACK DRIVER!! Both men are down again as ZSJ can’t cover! The fans rally up again, ZSJ rises, and he ENZIGIRIS Gabe! ZSJ runs, but Gabe dodges! ZSJ dodges, but Gabe hits the COMEBACKER! Cover, TWO!!
The fans fire up again while both men are back down! We pass 15 minutes and the fans rally. Gabe sits up again, and he crawls over to drag ZSJ up. Gabe stands ZSJ up to SLAP! SLAP! And SLAP! ZSJ SLAPS back, then SLEEPERS! Gabe slips around to suplex, but ZSJ slips out to SLEEPER! Gabe scoops but ZSJ slips out, REAR NAKED CHOKE!! The body scissors wrap on and Gabe drops to all fours! Gabe fights up, shouts he’ll never tap! So ZSJ traps the arms! Gabe falls back, he’s fading! Red Shoes checks and the fans rally! Gabe is OUT, ZSJ wins!!
Winner: Zack Sabre Jr, by submission (gains 2 points; Gabe earns 0)
Well, Gabe kept his word: he did not #JustTapOut. But he did go to sleep! And when he wakes up, he realizes what happened. Gabe’s G1 is all but over, while The Front Man continues to lead the block! Will ZSJ secure that first round bye in the playoffs? Or will he have to keep this up until the very end?
G1 Climax 34 A Block: Shingo Takagi VS EVIL w/ Dick Togo!
And so The Rampaging Dragon and The King of Darkness meet again. They each took losses last round, but they’re both still alive in the G1. Will “the liveliest old man” still have energy left to reach the playoffs? Or will we all see Everything is Evil?
Oh c’mon, Dick! Dick anchors Takagi’s feet on the apron so Evil can CLOBBER him off the apron! The fans boo but the bell still rings to put this on record. Evil goes out to whip Takagi hard into railing, then he brings Takagi around, to RAM into the timekeeper! Abe-san suffers as always, and the fans boo. Red Shoes reprimands, but while he checks on Takagi, Evil brings out some chairs. Evil keeps those hidden around the corner, then fetches Takagi. Evil knees Takagi low, puts a chair around his head, and has the other chair! HOMERUN! The fans boo, Hiromu is on commentary and he doesn’t like this either.
Evil calls to Red Shoes while he rolls into the ring. Red Shoes keeps Dick away from Takagi, and Evil soaks up the heat from the fans. Red Shoes checks Takagi, he’s still able to go, and Evil mocks Takagi’s pose. The fans taunt Evil but he tells the fans to shut up. Takagi storms up to his feet, throws the chairs aside, and he snarls as he rolls into the ring. The fans cheer, but Evil brings Takagi round. Takagi fires body shots and knees! Evil whips, and surprise! Bare buckles! The blue buckle pad is gone, the Bullet Club Special is in effect! Evil kicks Takagi back out, then gets in Red Shoes’ face, allowing Dick to DECK Takagi!
The fans boo, Hiromu protests, but Red Shoes can’t hear them while Evil is in his way. Dick throws Takagi back in, Evil covers, but Red Shoes refuses to count. Dick counts and Evil cheers himself, but that doesn’t count! Evil tells Red Shoes to pay attention, and then he kicks Takagi around. Evil CLUBS Takagi, wrenches his arm, then wrenches again. Evil whips but Takagi blocks! So Evil CHOPS! Evil whips, Takagi reverses, but Evil stops himself! Takagi runs in, but Evil sends him into buckles! Evil taunts Takagi, drags him up, and snap suplexes! Cover, TWO! Another cover, TWO! A third cover, TWO!!
Evil and Dick are annoyed but the fans cheer as Takagi stays in this. Evil kicks Takagi around, taunts him, and then stands on Takagi’s head. Red Shoes counts, Evil steps away, and then Evil slaps Takagi around. Takagi fires forearms in return! The fans rally, but Evil CLAWS Takagi’s eyes! Red Shoes reprimands, but Evil blocks Takagi’s kick! Evil hands that off to Red Shoes, but then Takagi blocks Evil’s kick! Red Shoes lets Takagi go so Takagi can DRAGON SCREW Evil! The fans fire up while both men are down. Takagi pounds the mat, the fans rally up, and Takagi rises. Takagi aims from a corner, runs up, and he RUSN Evil over!
Takagi scoops Evil to SLAM him, then SENTON! Cover, TWO! Takagi calls to the fans, but Evil CLOBBERS him before he can say his catchphrase! The fans boo but Evil tells them to shut up. Evil drags Takagi up, but Takagi swings! Evil dodges, swings, but into a spin and suplex! Evil fights that so Takagi hits a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Takagi runs to the corner, blocks a boot, and he LARIATS through! The fans fire up with Takagi, and he JABS! CHOPS! JABS! CHOPS! JAB, JAB, JAB! Red Shoes reprimands but Takagi swears, open palms. Then he suplexes Evil high and hard!
Takagi calls to the fans again, and they echo “OI! OI! OI!” with him. Takagi storms up on Evil, brings him around, HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Then Takagi runs, but Evil goes to the corner and comes back to LARIAT! Both men are down again and the fans rally up. Evil drags Takagi up to FISHERMAN BUSTER! Cover, TWO! Takagi is still in this and the fans rally up. Evil shakes his head and has a sinister smile. Evil laughs as he drags Takagi up to fireman’s carry. But Takagi slips free! Takagi waistlocks, but Evil throws elbows to get free. Evil runs, but into an ELBOW! JAB! But Evil swats the Yukon Lariat to ROCK, ROLLING ELBOW and LARIAT! Cover, ONE!!!
Evil is stunned but the fans fire up as Takagi rises! Takagi says, “Mada mada!” but Evil runs up to LARIAT him again! Evil waits on Takagi to rise, then he runs, but into a LARIAT! Both men stay up, so Evil runs up! But into an ELBOW! Evil mule kicks! Takagi JABS! And HEADBUTTS! Evil sits down, Takagi SLIDING LARIATS! Both men are down again and the fans are fired up! We pass 10 minutes and Takagi rises. The fans rally behind him, and he drags Evil up. Evil flops over and Red Shoes checks. Takagi eggs Evil on, then drags him up. Evil pushes Red Shoes aside but Takagi blocks the low blow! But then Evil blocks the kick!
Evil throws the foot into Red Shoes and down he goes! Evil then CLAWS Takagi’s face! The fans boo as Dick runs in there to stomp away! But here comes Hiromu! Hiromu backs Dick down, but Evil LOW BLOWS Hiromu! The fans boo as Evil & Dick mug Takagi again! But here comes Bushi! He gets them to leave Takagi alone, but then Bushi BOOTS Takagi?! And tilt-o-whirls to DDT!?! Oh wait, that’s not Bushi, because HERE COMES Bushi! Real Bushi kicks Fake Bushi, but Dick LOW BLOWS Real Bushi! Fake Bushi was KANEMARU! He throws off the mask and the LIJ shirt so he can help Dick & Evil stomp Takagi!
The fans boo as The House now uses three jokers against Takagi! They whip Takagi to a corner, ELBOW, ELBOW and LARIAT! Evil snapmares Takagi, he and Kanemaru set Takagi up for Dick’s DICK CHOP! The fans boo as Takagi writhes, and Evil calls for Red Shoes. Kanemaru fetches Red Shoes into the ring, Evil covers, TWO!! Takagi survives and the fans cheer! Evil says he’ll end this now! Fireman’s carry and DARKNESS FALLS! Cover, TWO!! Takagi survives again and Evil is losing his cool! The fans rally for “TA-KA-GI!” even more but Evil shakes his head. Evil slashes his throat, drags Takagi up and-
NO, Takagi fights the STO! Takagi CLUBS Evil, Evil comes back, into a PUMPING BOMBER! The fans fire up with Takagi and he heads back for Evil. Takagi drags Evil up, the fans fire up as he fires boxing elbows! Takagi ROCKS Evil, pump handles, but Evil fights the lift! Evil slips around, EVERY- NO, Takagi stops the STO to pump handle! MADE IN JAPAN!! Cover, but someone rings the bell! Oh of course it’s DICK! The fans boo as Dick is up to his old tricks! Takagi can’t believe he fell for it again! The fans tell Dick to go home, but Kanemaru SHOVES Takagi into Red Shoes! The ref is down again, and Kanemaru ENZIGIRIS Takgi!
Kanemaru BLASTS Bushi & Hiromu off the apron! Dick passes Kanemaru the bottle, then uses the SPOILER CHOKER on Takagi! Takagi still fights to his feet, Kanemaru runs up, BOTTLE SHOT! Evil rises, he storms over to Takagi and shouts for Red Shoes. Evil laughs as he brings Takagi up, EVERY- NO, Takagi shoves free! Evil shakes his head, that’s all Takagi could manage. Dick joins back in, MAGIC- NO, Hiromu makes the save! Hiromu TOSSES Dick, Kanemaru BOOTS Hiromu! Evil hurries to stand Takagi back up. Kanemaru takes a swig, but Takagi moves! WHISKEY MIST hits Evil!!
Bushi gets in, but Kanemaru ducks, BLACK MIST hits Evil!! Hiromu SHOTGUNS Kanemaru, Bushi DECKS Dick! Bushi then DIVES and sends Dick into railing! The fans are thunderous as Takagi rises! Takagi runs, Evil stands, into PUMPING BOMBER!! Takagi roars, the fans are thunderous again, and Takagi hauls Evil up! LAST OF THE DRAGONS!! Cover, TAKAGI WINS!!
Winner: Shingo Takagi, by pinfall (gains 2 points; Evil earns 0)
The House of Torture does its best to stack the deck, but LIJ always has each other’s backs! Justice has been served, but will The King of Darkness still find a way into the playoffs?
As for Takagi, he has Hiromu & Bushi by his side as he gets the mic. Takagi says he did it! He finally did it! The fans cheer, and Takagi says it’s another hot August night, and a wonderful one at that! In fact, it’s wonderful because TOKI GA KITA! His time has come! The fans cheer that, and Takagi thanks Hiromu & Bushi for the help. However, this might be a little too late. Even with this win, he likely won’t get out of A Block. But hey, he’s 41 years old, and only if you’re in your 20s, or maybe even 30s, are you “young.” But a world where only the young can dream isn’t as fun! The fans cheer that!
Takagi says that even if you’re in your 40s, your 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, maybe even your 90s, there’s no age limit to dreaming! The fans cheer that, too! Takagi says his dream isn’t about running away. His dream is that of a G1 playoff! There’s only one Takagi, and if others can do it, so can he! He’s 41 but he hasn’t won a G1. So watch him rise like a dragon and soar to the top! The fans are inspired by Takagi’s determination! Will this Rampaging Dragon win one more time and head for the Climax?
Here are the NEW A Block standings!
Zack Sabre Jr: 6-2, 12 points [PLAYOFF BERTH]
Evil: 5-3, 10 points
Tetsuya Naito: 5-3, 10 points
Shingo Takagi: 4-4, 8 points
Great-O-Khan: 4-4, 8 points
Jake Lee: 4-4, 8 points
Sanada: 4-4, 8 points
Gabe Kidd: 3-5, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Shota Umino: 3-5, 6 points [ELIMINATED]
Callum Newman: 2-6, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
Here are the current B Block standings!
Jeff Cobb: 5-2, 10 points
Ren Narita: 4-3, 8 points
Hirooki Goto: 4-3, 8 points
Yota Tsuji: 4-3, 8 points
David Finlay: 4-3, 8 points
Konosuke Takeshita: 4-3, 8 points
Henare: 3-4, 6 points
Yuya Uemura: 3-4, 6 points
Boltin Oleg: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
El Phantasmo: 2-5, 4 points [ELIMINATED]
My Thoughts:
Another great round for the G1, though maybe less shocking results this time. I figured Naito was going to win out, but Callum getting the jump on him was a good touch. Sanada VS Khan was probably the best match overall, and with a great win for Khan to perhaps cost Sanada his spot in the playoffs. Jake and Shota was a good match, and Jake wins to stay alive as an outside shot while clearing out Shota. ZSJ VS Gabe was great, and I figured ZSJ would win that to clinch his playoff berth. He might even stay first seed and get that first round bye at this point, given Evil lost to Takagi. Great main event, great win for Takagi, and he is technically an outside shot, as well.
August 12th is the final round for A Block, Takagi VS Jake is a crucial match to put pressure on everyone else. Sanada VS ZSJ, Evil VS Shota, Naito VS Khan, some real crazy stuff could go down as we sort out the top three in the block. As Takagi himself knew, he would need Naito AND Sanada to lose. Takagi has that win over Naito, but Takagi lost to Sanada. If Sanada goes 4-5 while Takagi and Naito are both 5-4, Takagi will make it to the next phase. However, if Naito wins, he’s in and that’s pretty much the end of discussion.
My Score: 8.8/10
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IF YA SMELLALALALALALA~…!
As Cody Rhodes teams with Damian Priest & Braun Strowman against Solo Sikoa’s Bloodline, FINALLY, The Rock has come back to SmackDown!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso; Jimmy wins.
- The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & LA Knight; Miz & Melo win.
- Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae w/ Nia Jax; Tiff wins.
- Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez; No Contest.
- WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly; Pretty Deadly wins, by disqualification, and DIY retain the titles.
- Six Man Tag: Cody Rhodes, Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa, Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga; changed to…
- Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga; Priest & Braun win.
PLAY BY PLAY
Cody Rhodes talks with Nick Aldis backstage.
They shake hands, but the SmackDown General Manager tells the WWE Champion there’s been a change: Cody’s out of the Six Man Tag match. What? Why would Aldis do that? It is out of Aldis’s hands. Wait, Solo Sikoa shows up to do what he did, but they can’t do the Six Man Tag that they advertised? How is this out of Aldis’s hands? Who do they need to talk to so they can do the match? Aldis says there’s no one either of them can call, if you smell what’s cooking. This is coming from The Final Boss, and The Final Boss wants to see Cody in the ring tonight. What business could The Great One have with The American Nightmare?
Drew McIntyre VS Jimmy Uso!
The Scottish Terminator rubbed it in Big Jim’s face that only one of them is going to Elimination Chamber in Toronto, which Big Jim was able to brush off. But McIntyre harping on how only one Uso is going to WrestleMania was a step too far. These two look to have it out, but is Jimmy just playing into McIntyre’s hands? Or will McIntyre get embarrassed by “the other Uso” this close to that big time match?
Speaking of, Jimmy has a message for Drew as he heads to gorilla. “Everybody know you’re going to Elimination Chamber, right? But Big Jimmy got a question for the Big Easy: Will Drew go onto the Elimination Chamber and win that? Will Drew go onto WrestleMania and win that? Ey, Drew, I think we got an answer for you, Uce. The answer is…” “NO YEET!” Jimmy makes his entrance, the bell rings, and the fans rally behind Jimmy. Jimmy and Drew jaw, and then Drew raises his hands, to say UP YOURS! But Jimmy ROCKS and CHOPS away! Drew puts Jimmy in a corner, Jimmy dodges to CHOP!
Jimmy climbs and he rains down fists! The fans count, Drew dumps Jimmy tot eh apron at 5, but Jimmy GAMANGIRIS! Jimmy goes up, CROSSBODY! Cover, TWO! Jimmy hurries to CHOP, then he whips. Drew reverses to send Jimmy to the corner. Jimmy BOOTS back, goes up, and leaps, but into a clinch! OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders to a corner, Drew runs up to SPLASH and OVERHEAD BELLY2BELLY! Jimmy flounders again, the ref has Drew hold on, and Jimmy bails out. Drew storms out to get Jimmy and he whips Jimmy HARD into barrier! The fans boo but Drew looms over Jimmy.
The ring count starts, Drew mockingly calls him “Jey,” then puts Jimmy in the ring. Drew says NO MANIA for Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, ROCKS him, then runs up, only for Jimmy to put him on the apron! Drew blocks a superkick, but not the DRAGON WHIP! Drew drops, Jimmy DIVES! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! Jimmy grins, goes back to the apron, and then aims. But Drew stops the Penalty Kick to THROW Jimmy down! Drew then has Jimmy in the Reverse Alabama Lift! REVERSE ALABAMA SLAM onto the steel steps! Drew stands on the desk to say “NO YEET!” while SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Drew revels in the heat from New Orleans, then he leaves Jimmy behind. The ref checks Jimmy, he’s able to continue, so a ring count starts. Drew paces while Jimmy stirs. Jimmy drags himself up using the desk, then lunges in at 9! Drew is annoyed but he rains down fists! Drew stomps Jimmy, then eggs him on. Jimmy rises as the fans rally, but Drew is right on him in the corner. Drew winds up, but Jimmy counter punches! And CHOPS! And CHOPS! And whips, only for Drew to reverses. Jimmy goes up, but Drew KICKS him out of the air! Drew then hauls Jimmy up, snap suplex! Cover, TWO!
Drew says okay, Big Jim. He clamps onto Jimmy with a top wristlock and grinds the arm. Jimmy fights up, fireman’s carries, but Drew elbows free. Drew bumps Jimmy off buckles, then hauls him up to the top rope! Drew CLUBS Jimmy on the back, climbs up, then CLUBS Jimmy more. Jimmy fires elbows and Drew drops back. But Drew runs up to CLUB Jimmy again! SmackDown returns to single picture as Drew CLUBS away on Jimmy again! Jimmy keeps taunting “Jey,” then drags him up. Jimmy fights the back suplex! The fans rally, Jimmy fires hands and a HEADBUTT! Jimmy SMACKS Drew off the post!
Jimmy rises to USO IN THE WIND! Down goes Drew and the fans fire up! A standing count starts while both men stir on the mat. They both stand at 5, and Drew swings! Jimmy counter punches, then fires more shots! Mule kick, UPPERCUT, but then Jimmy dodges Drew! SAMOAN DROP! Cover, TWO! Drew is tougher than that, but Jimmy hurries to a corner. Jimmy aims as Drew goes to the other corner, “UCE! OH! UCE! OH!” Jimmy runs, but Drew FLYING HEADBUTTS! The Glasgow Kiss stuns Jimmy, and Drew hits a SPINEBUSTER! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Jimmy shows his own toughness, and the fans rally behind him.
Drew paces, then he stalks Jimmy. Drew stands Jimmy up, reels him in, but Jimmy fights the underhooks! Jimmy wrenches, UPPERCUTS, but Drew ROCKS Jimmy back! Jimmy UPPERCUTS, Drew HAYMAKERS! Drew whips, Jimmy reverses and Drew ends up on the apron! Drew ROCKS Jimmy first, then climbs the corner! FLYING- SUPERKICK! Jimmy runs to SPEAR! Cover, TWO!! Drew survives, Jimmy’s spear doesn’t hit quite like The Tribal Chief’s. Jimmy goes to the corner, climbs up, and the fans rally up. USO- NO, Jimmy rolls through as Drew moves! Drew dodges a lariat to NECKBREAKER!
Both men are down, the fans rally, and Drew kips up! Drew scowls as he aims at Jimmy. “THREE! TWO! ONE!” CLAY- SUPERKICK!! Jimmy hits first! GLASGOW KISS returns! Drew reels Jimmy in, “This is your WrestleMania! This is as close as you get!” Drew shouts Jimmy is nothing, then ROCKS him with forearm after forearm! GLAWSGO KISS! Another Reverse Alabama, but Jimmy victory rolls it! JIMMY WINS!!!
Winner: Jimmy Uso, by pinfall
Drew is furious, but his own ego caught him there! But then Drew CLOBBERS Jimmy! The fans boo Drew being a sore loser, but he puts Jimmy back in the ring! Drew rains down fists, then he DRIBBLES Jimmy off the mat! The ref reprimands, the fans boo, but Drew says that was Jimmy’s Mania Moment! Drew will win the Chamber, he will go to Mania, and he will win there! Jimmy means NOTHING to Drew! Drew puts Jimmy up against the post, then takes aim! The fans boo, but refs and producers rush out here! They swarm Drew to keep him from going after Jimmy again. Drew says fine, fine, then takes his leave.
Producers help Jimmy to his feet, but then Drew BLASTS through the refs! CLAYMORE for Jimmy!! The Scottish Terminator hits his target, then laughs as he actually leaves. Will McIntyre make this his Road to WrestleMania?
A car pulls into the parking lot.
And out steps Solo Sikoa. Solo heads inside, and he finds Jacob Fatu & Tama Tonga waiting. Solo tells them that last week with Tama, that was an accident. Jacob says yeah, it’s all good, Uce. But keep it 100: If it wasn’t an accident, Solo wouldn’t be standing here right now. Well, good! Glad to see we’re all on the same page. Solo says he will be in the corner during the match for Jacob & Tama. Uh, no, Solo, no disrespect, but Jacob & Tama have been running things on SmackDown these past couple weeks. So tonight, it’s Jacob & Solo running the play? Yadada mean? Yeah, of course. And that right there, Jacob, is exactly why Solo loves him.
Solo says he’ll be back, he has to talk with Nick Aldis. Solo heads out, but will he really just step right back into place from before he lost the ula fala?
Carmelo Hayes is backstage.
R-Truth calls out to Melo, and says for the first time ever, Truth VS Melo! What’s Truth talking about? Duh, they have a match. No, Truth, Melo knows. But they had a match last week. Truth says he has never met Melo in his life, but they have a tag match tonight. What? No, they don’t. Who even made this match? Him. Truth, they are not going through this H1M who’s on first thing again. Melo is H1M. No, him made the match. The Miz!? Miz says he’s H1M. So now there’s two of you? No no no! Melo is H1M, this is The Miz! Yeah, #MeloDon’tMiz! NO! That’s not a thing! Tonight, they are. Who’s Truth’s partner?
Truth says he’s got a guy. A Louisiana legend! In fact, he just got here, so Truth’s gotta go. Laters. Miz says he has been workshopping this, and the fans love it. Think about it: Melo Don’t Miz! Melo Don’t Miz! And we are…! Melo shakes his head. Truth steps in and says Miz just wants Melo to say, “Awesome.” Miz offers a fist bump, Melo says no. Will Melo wish he had missed tonight’s show? Or will Miz actually help H1M get another win?
Zelina Vega speaks.
“My whole life, people have taken one look at me, and they try to define me. My size has never stopped me before. It never stopped me from becoming tag team champion. Or my personal favorite, the history-making first-time-ever Queen of the Ring. That’s me. Make no mistake about it, I’ve never had it easy. I had to scratch and claw to get anything around here. But this is a fresh start. Because I have something to prove. And my dreams are a lot bigger than your measuring stick. It ain’t over until Zelina Vega says it’s over.”
The Miz & Carmelo Hayes VS R-Truth & ???
Miz makes his entrance but Melo kinda steps all over it. So he already missed his cue… But who did Truth find to team with him in the Big Easy? We’ll see, after the break.
SmackDown returns and Truth makes his entrance. “What’s up?” Well, more like who is his partner? He’ll tell us! His tag team partner is a local legend, born and bred right here in New Orleans! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome Louisiana Knight! Wait, he means L A Knight! Yes, Louisiana abbreviated is LA, but that’s not… Oh, Truth… Truth gives Knight a Po’ Boy and some Mardi Gras beads, so Knight embraces it. The teams sort out, and Truth calls out him! Does he mean Miz or Melo? Well, Melo says he is H1M, so that’s who starts. The fans cheer on Knight while Truth and Melo tie up. Melo KNEES low, whips, but Truth reverses.
Melo springboards, FADEAWAY JUMPER! Melo makes his free throw, but Truth drop toeholds! Truth headlocks, Melo powers up and out but Truth whips! Melo turns hip toss into lateral press, TWO! Truth has a ghost pin, TWO! Melo trips to cover, ONE! Truth trips to cover, ONE! Melo runs up, Truth does the splits, and then hits a BIG hip toss! The fans fire up, Truth counts, Melo gets up at TWO, but Truth was just goofing. The ref explains to Truth that he is the ref, not Truth! Melo is annoyed, he runs up on Truth, but Truth wrenches him around! Melo pulls hair but Knight tags in. The fans fire up as Knight fires hands!
Knight ROCKS Melo, whips Melo, but Melo reverses! SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Knight drags Melo up to tag Truth back in, and Truth ROCKS Melo! Melo staggers, but he refuses to tag! Truth arm-drags Melo, then grinds the arm. Melo insists he’s got this, then arm-drags free. Truth staggers up, he and Melo bump heads! Truth staggers around more, and he tags Miz?! Truth forgot The Awesome Truth isn’t a thing anymore! Again! Melo BLASTS Truth off the apron, the fans boo, but Miz tags himself in! Melo is annoyed, but Miz goes to fetch Truth while SmackDown goes to break.
SmackDown returns again, and Melo has Truth. Truth ROCKS Melo, but Melo holds onto the wristlock! Truth reaches for Knight, Knight reaches for Truth, but Melo holds on. Truth takes a swing, but into an O’Conner Roll! TWO and Melo BLASTS Knight! Truth rolls Melo up, TWO! Melo kicks low, calls his shot, but Truth suplexes for a STUNNER! The fans fire up while both men are down! Truth and Melo crawl, hot tags to Miz and Knight! The fans fire up as Knight rallies on Miz! “YEAH! YEAH!” Knight whips, Miz reverses, but Knight lEAPING LARIATS! Knight TOSSES Melo in for good measure!
Knight stomps a mudhole into Melo, “YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!” LARIAT for Miz! KNEE for Melo! Knight scoops and POWERSLAMS Miz! Knight keeps running, JUMP ELBOW DROP! Cover, TWO! Knight stays on Miz as he brings Miz up. Knight ROCKS Miz, then ROCKS him again! Knight whips, Miz grabs the ropes. Miz KICKS, then takes a swing, but into a back suplex! Miz lands out, tag to Melo! Miz ELBOWS Knight, but Knight scoops! Miz tilt-o-whirls through, Melo SUPERKICKS Knight down! cover, TWO! Knight stays in this but Melo says he’s got this! Melo waits on Knight, then leaps, but NO 48!
Knight kicks low, but NO B F T! Tag to Truth! Knight ELBOWS Melo, Truth runs in! CENA SHOULDER TACKLES! Then the SPIN OUT BOMB! Truth says it’s time! “YOU CANT SEE ME~!” truth runs for the FIVE KNCUKLE SHUFFLE! Truth then fireman’s carries, but Melo slips free! Melo shoves, Truth dodges, and Truth hits the LIE DETECTOR! Truth then gets Melo in the S T R-TRUTH! But Miz CLOBBERS Truth! Knight ROCKS Miz, then LARIATS him up and out! Knight then goes out to THROW Miz into barriers! The fans fire up again, but NAKAMURA ATTACKS KNIGHT!
The fans boo, but the sinister samurai then POSTS Knight!! Nakamura slithers away while Melo keeps the ref’s attention! Truth sees Knight is down, Melo runs up, but Truth dodges! Miz tags in, full nelson, and a FIRST 48 FINALE COMBO?!? Cover, Miz & Melo win!!
Winners: The Miz & Carmelo Hayes, by pinfall
Well, what do you know? Nakamura aside, Miz and Melo made it work! Okay, they’re both trying to hog the spotlight, but is there a future for Melo Don’t Miz? Will Knight only have more of a reason to take that title off Nakamura now?
Charlotte Flair speaks.
“The GOAT… doesn’t have to call themselves The GOAT. Now, I have crafted a legacy that no one, I mean no one, can touch. And I’m back.” The Women’s Royal Rumble Winner chose Tiffany Stratton, but will The Queen take back her throne? Or will WWE always be on #TiffyTime? Speaking of…
Tiffany Stratton VS Candice LeRae!
The WWE Women’s Champion may have gotten past Nia Jax, but now she knows Charlotte Flair is waiting for her at WrestleMania, and is going to be teaming with Trish Stratus in Toronto! Will she be in Tiffy Top Shape for that Tiffy Trishy dream match? Or will the Poison Pixie be quite the problem all on her own?
Before the match, Tiff grabs a mic while the fans cheer. Tiffy says, “I know, I know. You know it, you know it, and you know it. Ever since I won this title, everybody’s just been so obsessed with me. And last week, I had Nia Jax beat, until Candice LeRae decided to interfere and help her little meal ticket. And at Elimination Chamber, Trish Stratus and I make sure the Unstoppable Force comes to a definitive end!” The fans cheer that, but Tiff says enough about them. Let’s talk Charlotte Flair. The fans boo that name, but Tiff says Charlotte took her sweet old time, grabbed a chair, grabbed a mic, and she looked down on Tiff.
Charlotte chose Tiff as her WrestleMania opponent. In that moment, Tiff’s dream came true! And as she lied down there and looked up at Charlotte, she realized the rumors are true: No one loves to kick a girl when she’s down quite like Charlotte Flair. So at WrestleMania, Tiff isn’t coming for Charlotte’s legacy; that’s all Charlotte’s. Tiff is coming for the spot Charlotte desires the most: The number one spot as the top girl in the WWE! But here comes Nia & Candice to interrupt. Nia has a mic to tell Tiffy, “I Have to say, this is really cute. Like, it’s really cute that you actually think you were gonna beat me last week.”
Doesn’t Candice think that is cute? Candice says yes, it is so~ cute. And Tiff wouldn’t even be standing there if not for little Trish Stratus~. Exactly! And it’s even cuter that Tiff is out here talking about Charlotte when she wont’ even see WrestleMania! Because after Nia & Candide destroy Tiff at Elimination Chamber, Nia is coming back for her WWE Women’s Championship. Nia & Candice step up to the ring, and Nia says Tiff won’t even see the Grandest Stage of Them All. Tiff tells Nia to just give it up. This title isn’t even hers anymore. And once Tiff beats Candice tonight, Nia won’t have anyone to do her dirty work anymore!
Candice tells Tiffy that while they’re meant have a match right now, she and Nia are feeling impatient. Nia says they should just get rid of Tiff right now! But the ref steps in and says not gonna happen! Tiff VS Candice will, after the break.
SmackDown returns and Candice has Tiffy down with an armlock. Tiff fights up as the fans rally, but Candice wrenches to wristlock. Tiff spins through, goes to ropes, then up the corner to flip and arm-drag! The fans fire up as Tiff rallies on Candice! DROPKICK, and Tiff snarls! Tiff goes to the corner, and Charlotte makes her entrance? The Queen chooses to be fashionably late all so everyone looks at her, including Tiffy. Tiffy handsprings, but Candice dodges! Candice runs up to UPPERCUT, then she snapmares and NECK SNAPPERS! Jackknife bridge, TWO! Candice clamps onto Tiffy with a top wristlock.
The fans “WOO~” as Charlotte now chooses to join commentary. Tiff fights up, has the ROPEBREAK, but Candice CLUBS away on her! Candice backs off, runs up, but Tiff drop toeholds her to ropes! Tiff runs, HIP ATTACKS, and Candice flops back! Cover, TWO! Tiff stays on Candice with a whip, but Candice reverses. Candice CLOBBERS Tiff, covers, TWO! Charlotte corrects Tiffy’s words earlier: Charlotte isn’t the “top girl,” she is THE woman in WWE. Candice HIP DROPS Tiff but the fans rally up. Candice scuffs Tiff, then grinds an arm to drop a knee on the elbow! And another knee drop! Tiff endures and the fans rally up.
Candice keeps on that arm, thrashes it around, but Tiff fights up. Tiff fires body shots, then shoves Candice to Alabama Lift her! Candice sunset flips, Tiff rolls through, TIFFY STOMPS! Cover, TWO! Tiff is frustrated and Candice bails out. Tiff goes to the apron, goes up the corner, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Direct hit on Candice and Nia, and Tiff almost stuck the landing! The fans fire up with Tiff and she goes into the ring. Tiff points to the WrestleMania sign, and then at Charlotte, but SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Tiff waits on Candice, Candice slides in, and Tiff stomps her down! Candice bails out, Nia is there to coach her, but Tiff lets the ring count start. Candice gets on the apron, Tiff kicks her, but Candice RAMS Tiff! Candice CLUBS Tiff, has her in the ropes, and hits a NECKBREAKER HOTSHOT! Candice climbs, aims, and leaps to MISSILE DROPKICK Tiff down! Cover, TWO! Candice is frustrated but this is why Tiff’s a champ. The fans rally, but Candice stomps Tiff! Candice scowls at the fans, stalks Tiff, then brings her up. Tiff fires body shots, then she rolls Candice up! TWO, and Candice CLOBBERS Tiff! Cover, TWO, into a ghost pin! TWO!
Candice escapes to hit a CODE BREAKER! Both women are down, but Candice scowls again as she crawls over to Tiff. Candice rains down fists, Nia tells fans to shut up, and Candice steps on Tiff’s face. Candice huffs ‘n’ puffs, pushes Tiff around, then scuffs her. Tiff rolls Candice up again, TWO! Candice DECKS Tiff! Cover, TWO! Charlotte is stoic on commentary as Candice drags Tiff up and puts her in a corner. Candice fires hands, then backs off. Candice runs up to ROCK Tiff again! Candice then runs, but Tiff dodges! SmackDown returns to single picture, and Tiff rallies with LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans fire up, Tiff handsprings, BACK ELBOW!
Tiff then reels Candice in for a SKY HIGH! High stack, TWO! The fans rally for Tiff, Nia coaches Candice, but Charlotte still seems nonplussed. Tiff and Candice rise, and Candice runs up. Candice puts Tiff on the apron, but Tiff ROCKS her! Tiff bumps Candice off buckles, then goes up, but Candice ROCKS her back! Candice climbs up, and she fires hands on Tiff! Tiff fights the suplex! Tiff DECKS Candice, then adjusts position, to SANTON- FLOP! Candice ghost pins, TWO!! Tiff escapes, but Candice hits the step-up SENTON! And then a LIONSAUL FLOP! Tiff hurries to fireman’s carry, ROLLING SENTON! And then PRETTIEST MOON- NO, Nia drags Candice out of the ring!
The fans boo, Nia tells them to shut up, but Tiff is on the apron! Nia swings, Tiff cartwheels over, and then she DROPKICKS Nia! Tiff Alabama Lifts Candice, to ALABAMA SLAM her into barriers! Tiff stares down Charlotte, tells her just wait for Mania, then she puts Candice in the ring. Tiff goes to the corner, PRETTIEST MOONSAULT EVER!! Cover, Tiff wins!
Winner: Tiffany Stratton, by pinfall
Charlotte gives moderate applause, but Nia CLOBBERS Tiff from behind! The fans boo, but Nia just drags Tiff to a corner. Nia goes up, but wait! Trish is here!! The fans fire up for the legend as she rushes into the ring! Trish avoids a haymaker to CHICK KICK! Then THESZ PRESS for Candice! And then a SPINEBUSTER! Trish helps Tiff to her feet, but Nia grabs them both! Trish fires fast hands on Nia! Candice CHOP BLOCKS Trish! Tiff is still dazed, Nia HEADBUTTS her back down! Nia & Candice mug Trish, and then Nia HEADBUTTS Trish! Trish & Tiff are side by side, and Nia drags them into the drop zone! A-NIA-LATOR!!
The fans boo but there’s nothing can be done! Nia grins as she helps Candice away, will these two trash Trish & Tiff in Toronto? Charlotte steps into the ring, stands over Tiff, and points to the WrestleMania sign. Will The Irresistible Force & Poison Pixie unwittingly do the dirty work of The Queen of Flair?
Cody talks with Damian Priest backstage.
Priest asks why Cody’s boy, The Rock, is here tonight. Cody says given the time of year, his guess is as good as anyone’s. But tonight will surely be eventful. Cody congratulates Priest on entering the Elimination Chamber. Priest says what’s wild is, last year, they both walked out as champions. What sucks is that this year, only one of them can. Now, Priest is man enough and he respects Cody to say that after Chamber, he’s coming for that title. Cody says he wouldn’t have it any other way. Cody heads out, but what business does The Rock have tonight?
Braun Strowman steps in, and he tells Priest that congrats on winning, and good luck in the Chamber. But let’s be honest, Braun had Jacob dead to rights last week. If not for Solo Sikoa, things would look a lot different next week. Priest chuckles and says take it easy, he’s sounding like Drew with the excuses. But it is what it is, Priest just beat Braun to the punch. But that was last week. Tonight, Solo and Jacob, two of the baddest men in the business. Priest & Braun handling business? Oh, they’re handling business. The only business Braun cares about is getting his hands on those two. Priest says Braun definitely will.
Braun heads out, will the Monster of All Monsters and the Archer of Infamy make sure Solo & Jacob #GetTheseHands? Or will the rogues run roughshod all over SmackDown once again?
Backstage interview with Naomi & Bianca Belair.
Byron Saxton is with the WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions and brings up last week’s SmackDown, the security footage led us to believe Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez were the ones behind Jade Cargill’s attack. Now, hold on, Saxton. They don’t think, Naomi knows they were. Fair enough. But this Monday, they can get their revenge when they defend the tag titles against Liv & Raquel. How ready are they for this match? Bianca says so ready! They have been waiting for months for an update. Jade has been recovering, she hasn’t been able to call or text, so the GlowEST took matters into their own hands to get revenge.
Bianca & Naomi will handle Liv & Raquel, then move on to Elimination Chamber, where one of them is gonna win to face Rhea at WrestleMania. Not only will you #FeelTheGlowEST on Monday, but Liv feels it tonight! #Let’sGLOW! The champs head out, but will they clear their Road to WrestleMania of any other distractions?
Alexa Bliss speaks.
“When I was away, there was a lot of… change that happened in me. But when I look around, I see this place is still the same. The names and faces may be different, but the desperation and insecurity remains the same. You’ll see Toronto when I turn the Elimination Chamber into something of a playground of my own. I know the Chamber. I love the Chamber. I’ve won the Chamber. And for the other five women, it’s gonna be a Hell like they’ve never experienced before. Need I remind you, this is my division, and I am in charge.” Bliss smiles and says, “See you soon.” The film comes off the reel, but will things get twisted in Toronto?
Naomi w/ Bianca Belair VS Liv Morgan w/ Raquel Rodriguez!
The Big Easy is all about having fun, and they’re fired up for Naomi’s entrance. But wait! Liv & Raquel don’t wait, they attack Bianca & Naomi while the lights are still down! They mug Naomi, but Bianca drags Liv out of the ring! Then Bianca storms in to fire off on Raquel! The fans fire up, but Liv returns to CHOP BLOCK Bianca! Raquel hauls Bianca up for a TEJANA BOMB!! Naomi runs up, fires more hands, but Liv brings Naomi around. Naomi fires hands on her, but Raquel throws her down! Liv runs up, OBLIVION!
Liv & Raquel stand tall, the refs rush out here, but clearly the singles match isn’t happening. Will we be getting something even meaner and nastier between these four on Monday?
The Rock arrives!
His truck pulls into the parking lot, but we’ll see him in the ring, after the break!
SmackDown returns and…
Aldis is chewing out Liv & Raquel for the attack. He doesn’t know what they get away with on Raw, but they can’t pull that crap here. Now get the hell out of his building. Liv & Raquel just laugh that off, but then Chelsea Green & Piper Niven walk in. Chelsea says have no fear, Chelsea & Piper are here to sub in for Bianca and Naomi at Elimination Chamber. Aldis sighs, and says they’re not missing the Chamber. What? But Chelsea had an outfit picked out! This is a travesty to not have the greatest Canadian export since maple syrup on a Canadian PLE! Does he know who she is? The first-ever, longest reigning, tallest, shortest, prettiest, richest, tannest, sparkliest, oldest, youngest Women’s US Champion! Piper asks what this is aboot, eh?
Aldis says this is them testing his patience. They need to pack their gear and whatever else they want, because they’ll be in action next week on SmackDown in Toronto. And oh, it’ll be a good one. Wait, they need more details! At least an e-calendar notification? Aldis is leaving Chelsea in the dark on what’s coming, will she absolutely hate it?
The Rock heads to the ring!
Wait, what is this New Orleans related remix? The Final Boss steps out on stage, he shows those goosebumps, then continues down the ramp, shaking hands with fans. The Rock hits his signature pose on the corner, but then takes the long way around to pick up a fan’s phone for them before going back into the ring. The fans all cheer for “ROCKY! ROCKY!” and he grabs himself a mic. He waits as the fans continue to chant his name, and then he says, “Ahh, you feel it, don’t you? You feel it. The Rock has got chills up and down his body because you know, on a Friday night, for the Final Boss to get inside his bird and fly all the way here, you know that I’m dropping some ish on you tonight!”
The fans fire up and The Rock smiles. Rock says, “Let’s get this show on the road.” The fans anticipate what’s coming but he says hold on, he’ll do it. “FINALLY! The Rock has come back…” “TO NEW ORLEANS~!” Rock smiles, and he adds, FINALLY, WrestleMania is coming back to New Orleans!! The fans are thunderous to hear that! WrestleMania 30, WrestleMania 34, and now WrestleMania 42!? Yes, next year, 2026, LIVE from the Superdome! One of the greatest cities on Earth in New Orleans, Louisiana! The pyro goes off to commemorate the occasion, and the logo is already on the tron! Rock smiles at that, then he smiles at the WrestleMania 41 Vegas logo.
The fans are losing their minds, as we now know April 11th and 12th, 2026, the Big Easy has the Grandest Stage of Them All. Rock says you damn right holy ish! Oh when the saints go marching in…! Oh how I’d love… Wait, no, this ain’t singalong with The Final Boss! Sit there, shut up, and let The Final Boss sing the song! The fans are torn, but Rock says he sings! Oh how I’d love, to be in that number~! Oh when the saints go marching in~! Okay, that’s good enough. You got him, that was a great duet. The Rock is singing with the largest collection of STD’d trailer trash he has ever seen! The fans can’t believe Rock would do that to them!
Rock says now, dropping this news wasn’t the only gift he was going to drop on us. The Final Boss came here to call somebody out. The Rock will call out a man who he respects, who he admires, and who we all admire. That man is our WWE Champion, the one and only, Cody Rhodes. The fans cheer as The American Nightmare makes his entrance! They sing along with the song, “WHOA~ OH~!” and we get Cody’s pyro before he goes to the ring. Cody gets his second “WHOA~ OH~!” and round of pyro, then he steps inside to join The Rock. The fans cheer Cody on, so he holds up the title and the fans cheer even more.
Cody grabs a mic, but Rock says, “That feels good, doesn’t it? I mean, that’s gotta feel amazing, right? They love you, man.” Cody tells NOLA, “I love you, too.” Rock says this is crazy. Pretty much no one knows this, but since after WrestleMania last year, they’ve actually become good friends. No, it’s true, they have. Last time they were together was the Raw Netflix debut. Rock gave Cody his flowers, told Cody he has carried the company like the incredible champion that he is, so thank you, Cody. Rock meant it, and that night, they went to the back, drank tequila for two hours and had a great ol’ time.
They chopped it up, had a blast, but Rock wants to call Cody out here for something important. Here’s the thing… The fans get a bit rowdy as they wait, and Rock says Cody is a great champion. A great WWE Champion. Cody knows that. Again, they’ve become good friends, so over the months, they’ve texted. Even their moms became good friends! Look! Mama Johnson & Mama Rhodes together after WrestleMania 40! It is a pleasure becoming Cody’s friend. But Rock wanted this face to face to tell him a few things. One: Cody has been a great champion, but he needs to understand. Yes, The Rock, The Final Boss, is on the Board of TKO. And TKO owns WWE.
The Rock is the Director of the Board of TKO. Don’t boo that! The Rock’s good friend, Ari Emanuel, who owns everything Endeavor, The Rock joked with Ari, “Can you believe that you own The WWE?” Ari says he doesn’t own the WWE, The Rock does. Rock said no, no, he doesn’t know if he owns the WWE. But The Rock knows he is the most powerful… Cody, you are a great champion. But Rock wants Cody to be something more. Rock wants Cody to be something more than just our champion. Rock wants Cody to be his champion. The fans don’t like where that’s going.
Cody says he did not expect them to become friends, nor their moms to become friends, nor the tequila. Cody didn’t have that on his bingo card. But becoming The Rock’s champion? The Rock of all people should know, Cody is the people’s champion. The fans cheer Cody more, and Rock says yes! Cody is their champion! Of course! The Rock is also The People’s Champion, he loves that about Cody. This is their universe, they were both born into this business. But Rock means something even bigger than just this. Rock knows Cody’s goal is to bring as much joy and happiness to everyone around the world, as many as possible.
The fans cheer, and Rock says that’s Cody. Cody is that guy, and everyone knows it. Cody is on social media, Instagram, millions of followers. Millions, and millions! The Rock has half a BILLION. That’s not a flex. But The Rock is the most followed American man in the world, that’s what he wants for Cody. Rock wants Cody to be even higher. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, he will open doors to possibilities Cody never even imagined. If Cody becomes The Rock’s Champion, every dream he has ever had can come true. Every dream of Brandi’s, of their daughter’s. Think about how Rock brought them to the premiere of Moana 2, in Hawaii.
Thank you, by the way, for making that cross a BILLION dollars, fans, Rock loves you. Rock has met the Rhodes family, they’re amazing. But imagine it: Cody’s daughter’s children, their dreams, long after Rock and Cody are gone, all those dreams can come true. Rock just needs Cody to be his champion. The fans say don’t do it! Rock tells Cody to just think about it, though. Rock is a very lucky man, he has it all. Cody also has it all. They’re very fortunate. They’re Mama’s Boys, they’re Girl Dads, they’re lucky men. Fans say don’t do it, Rock tells them to shut up or he’ll slap the syphilis off their face! Rock is trying to have a moment here, shut your mouths!
The one thing that Rock has never had, that he wants more than anything, is a brother. And that is what Cody can be. Last year, WrestleMania, Rock’s goal was to face his cousin, Roman Reigns, for the title. Cody knows, the fans know. Rock talked with his friend, HHH. He talked with Nick Khan, who is his friend. They are also Cody’s friends. Rock knew it wasn’t in the plans, but they talked about moving Cody aside to make what was best for business: Rock VS Roman, WrestleMania 40! What’d Cody do? Cody pitched a b*tch fit! Cody told The Rock he ain’t doing it, and he stood up to The Rock. And y’know what else? Cody SLAPPED Rock!
No one does that and gets away with it. But that is why Cody is special. That is why Cody should be Rock’s Champion. And that is why Rock will take Cody from where he is to a level so far above. Rock will make sure every dream, every desire, for generations to come, it all comes true. Rock’s dad, Cody’s dad, Soul Man & American Dream, they are looking down right now. They were friends, Cody and Rock are friends, Cody should be Rock’s Champion. He doesn’t need to answer Rock tonight. He can think about it, talk with his wife and daughter, as will The Rock. Then Cody can think about it. Meet Rock in Toronto on March 1st to give him the answer.
Fans still say don’t do it, but Rock says it is okay. Before he leaves, this has been an amazing night, this is a hot crowd, thank you all very much. But before he leaves, Rock wants us to know this: The one thing Rock wants more than anything in this world… is that. Wait, the title? Cody’s title? The fans’ title? This is all this is about? No no no no! Brother… Rock doesn’t want the title. He wants Cody’s soul. The fans duel, “NO! NO! NO!” “SELL YOUR SOUL!” Rock pats Cody on the cheek and says see you in Toronto. The Rock leaves, giving Cody a lot to think about. Rock does give one last glance back at Cody, then smirks.
What will The American Nightmare choose: His integrity? Or his aspirations?
WWE Tag Team Championships: #DIY VS Pretty Deadly!
Did Tommaso Ciampa & Johnny Gargano got these titles thanks to Kit Wilson & Elton Prince? #YESBOY! Did they survive a couple title defenses thanks to Kit & Elton? #YESBOY! But when Pretty Deadly needed DIY, was DIY there for them? #NOBOY! So now, Kit & Elton are looking to give Ciampa & Gargano their comeuppance! Will we finally get another #SidePlateCheck? Or will Ciampa & Gargano remember for themselves, that if you wanna be champions, you gotta do it yourself?
But as DIY make their entrance, they have mics, and Johnny Wrestling tells NOLA, “Give it up one time for your TWO-TIME WWE Tag Team Champions…! The BTTITW (Best Tag Team In The World), D I Y~!” The fans boo instead. Ciampa says there is no denying that tonight has been electrifying. Gargano says this is a hot crowd. But please, if we could be somber for a second. Guys, this is serious. Two weeks ago, Pretty Deadly embarrassed DIY, and now reluctantly, DIY will return that favor by crushing their hopes and dreams of ever becoming WWE Tag Team Champions. So please, let us all rise to our feet… Yes, you in the LSU jersey, stand up.
Ciampa thanks Wade Barrett, and asks for everyone to remove their hands and bow their heads for a moment of silence for Pretty Deadly, beginning… now. The fans boo instead! And then Pretty Deadly make their entrance! The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who really needed who in this broken relationship!
But then DIY jumps Pretty Deadly! The ref reprimands, DIY whip but Pretty Deadly reverses! DOUBLE DORPKICKS! Then DOUBLE LARIATS send DIY up and out! The disco ball hasn’t even stopped spinning! The fans cheer while DIY throw a fit! They regroup, cool down, and go back to the ring. Gargano distracts Elton, Ciampa CLOBBERS him, and the bell rings. But Elton fires hands on Ciampa! Elton whips, Ciampa reverses and he pulls hair! The ref reprimands, Ciampa throws Elton to the apron and KNEES him down! Tag to Gargano and he aims, SUPERKICK! Elton goes down in a heap, DIY cheers themselves on, and SmackDown goes to break!
SmackDown returns, Gargano tags in, and DIY hits the BACK SUPLEX BOMBO COMBO! Cover, TWO! Elton stays in this but Gargano tags Ciampa back in. Gargano sends Ciampa in, but Elton ELBOWS him away! Gargano runs in, but Elton puts him on the apron! Gargano goes after Kit, but Kit blocks the kick! Kit BOOTS Gargano down, but then Ciampa BOOTS Kit! Elton dodges Ciampa to come back, DOUBLE CROSSBODIES collide! Elton and Ciampa are down, sputtering and writhing, and the fans rally up. Elton crawls, Kit rises, hot tags to Kit and Gargano! Kit rallies on DIY with big forearms! Kit whips, Gargano reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS!
Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa in a corner, then LARIATS! Kit runs to LARIAT Gargano! Kit pushes Gargano down, kicks him and hits a TWIST- NO, Gargano slips through to ROCK Kit! Kit yoyos, DOUBLE LARIATS! The fans fire up, Kit tags Elton! They get Gargano up, but Gargano BOOTS Elton! Gargano ELBOWS Kit away, then runs up on Elton! Elton dodges, then gives Kit the boost, DRY MARTI-KNEES! Cover, TWO!! Gargano survives but Ciampa is in! Elton fireman’s carries Ciampa, but Ciampa slips free! Ciampa whips, Elton reverses, Kit UPPERCUTS Ciampa! Elton shows off his strength with the GOTCH LIFT PLEX!
Tag to Kit, but IN COME THE PROFITS! Ford SHOVES Kit down, Dawkins mugs him!!
Winners: Pretty Deadly, by disqualification; DIY retain the titles
Not again! Just like they did Motor City Machine Guns, The Profits make sure no one else takes these titles off DIY! URENAGE from Ford to Elton! Dawkins keeps hammering away on Kit, and then Ford POSTS Elton! Dawkins fireman’s carries Kit, to POST him, too! Looking like the All Mighty with that one! Gargano fires forearms in return, but ends up int he POUNCE GERMAN SUPLEX! Then Ciampa runs up into a FLAPJACK! Ford goes up top, then flies in FROM THE HEAVENS!! Direct hit on Ciampa! But wait! MCMG rushes out here, wanting their payback! The Profits brawl with MCMG, but Ford TOSSES Shelley to the apron!
Ford runs up, Shelley goes to kick, but Ford blocks it! Ford LARIATS Shelley down, Dawkins hits Sabin with THE BIG ENDING! The fans are torn as Dawkins whips Sabin, Profits get him for the REVELATION!! And if there’s been any revelation, it is that Ford & Dawkins don’t just want the smoke, they want to burn down the tag division to get it! Will nothing stop them once they’re back in action?
Kevin Owens speaks.
“You got what you wanted, huh? You got your match. You couldn’t, uh… You couldn’t just take the punishment that you deserved, that I’d already given you, and let it go. No, you… You wanted me and you to go again. You wanted to fight me, you want to hurt me, you want to end my career, which would hurt my family, by the way. Which is truly despicable. But what about your family, Sami? Huh? Have you thought of them? What about your family, huh?” Kevin reveals he is right outside the Zayn home! Kevin peers inside to watch Sami, his wife, and his son!
Kevin asks Sami via the video if Sami knows what he’s about to put them through, when they have to watch Kevin end Sami’s career. And what happens then, eh? When Sami can’t provide for them, and everything they have, like this nice house, the shelter, the security, the peace they have, when it’s all gone? And why? What for? Because Sami’s too proud? Because Sami’s selfish? Sami IS selfish. Because Sami is making Kevin do this to Sami’s family. Kevin will never forgive Sami for that. He’ll see Sami in Toronto. “But remember… You asked for this. It’s all your fault.” As if Kevin’s delusions aren’t already grand, will he continue to blame everyone else but himself?
Damian Priest & Braun Strowman VS Solo Sikoa & Jacob Fatu w/ Tama Tonga!
Elimination Chamber is on the horizon, and the Road to WrestleMania makes for strange bedfellows. Priest, Braun and Jacob were fighting each other just last week, but Solo’s return really threw things for a loop. Can Priest & Braun give Solo and the Samoan Werewolf their punishment? Or will everything (not) be fine in Solo’s Bloodline?
SmackDown returns as #OneBigSOB makes his entrance. As Solo, Jacob & Tama head to gorilla, we hear from Solo. “Tonight, we handle business. And it starts with Braun Strowman & Damian-” Jacob interrupts with, “Man, c’mon, DP! C’mon, Braun! I thought we did this! So tonight, we about to even up the score. If you ain’t know, I’m all gas, no brakes with it! See, since we touched the scene, we been dropping bodies like bread crumbs! Yadada mean!? FA-TUUU~! Hit my music!” The rogues enter to Jacob’s theme, is this alone proof he’s the new alpha? Or will the match be the last nail in that coffin?
The teams sort out, but Jacob stares down both Priest and Braun. NOLA seems to acknowledge Jacob, but Solo convinces him to stand down. Solo starts against Priest, the bell rings, and the two tie up. They go around, Priest powers Solo back, but Solo powers Priest back. They break, stare down, and Solo talks some trash. Solo shoves Priest, Priest shoves back. They circle again, tie up, and Priest puts Solo in a corner. The ref counts, Priest lets off at 4, but Solo stomps Priest’s foot! Solo throws hands, then a HEADBUTT! Priest staggers, but then he ROCKS Solo! And ROCKS him! And HEADBUTTS! That was a mistake!
Solo shakes his head to HEADBUTT Priest! Priest goes to a corner, Solo throws haymakers and body shots on repeat! The ref counts, Solo lets off and says see? Solo and Jacob as one! But Priest THROWS Solo to the corner to fire off haymakers of his own! Priest ROCKS Solo, the fans fire up, and Priest whips., Solo reverses to UPPERCUT! Solo talks smack but Priest ROCKS him again! Tag to Braun and the fans fire up! Braun stares Jacob down, tells him to shove it, then runs up to SPLASH Solo! Braun stares Jacob down again, goes back for Solo, and hits another LARIAT! Braun scoops, Solo slips free, but Braun runs up!
Solo ELBOWS Braun away, tags to Jacob, and Jacob runs in, but Braun dodges! Braun CROSSBODIES! Jacob is right up, but Braun BOOTS him right back down! Solo runs in but Braun TOSSES him! Priest hurries after Solo, Braun CLOBBERS Jacob! LEAPING LARIAT for Solo! Braun then gets on the track, STROWMAN EXPRESS SMACKS a chair out of Tama’s hand! The Good Bad Guy thought he was being sneaky! But then Jacob CROSSBODIES Braun into the timekeeper’s aera! The fans go wild as Jacob rises up, and SmackDown goes picture in picture.
Jacob hauls Braun up, drags him around the way, HEADBUTTS him, then brings him over to SMACK off the desk! Braun staggers, but he ROCKS Jacob in return! And THROWS Jacob into steel steps! Braun drags Jacob up, puts him in the ring, but Jacob SUPERKICKS Braun! Braun falls into the corner, Jacob HIP ATTACKS! Jacob’s all geeked up, then he tags in Solo. Solo soaks up some heat while Jacob HIP ATTACKS Braun again! Solo puts Braun on ropes to CHOKE him! The ref counts, Solo stops at 4, but Jacob gets a HEADBUTT in! Braun flounders, Solo taunts him and eggs him on, but Braun CHOPS him!
Solo HEADBUTTS Braun right down! Solo rains down fists, then lets off so he can put Braun on the ropes. Solo CHOKES Braun again, stops as the ref counts 4, and Jacob gets another cheap shot in! Solo tags Jacob in, then he HEADBUTTS Braun again and again! Jacob runs to BODY CHECK Braun! Jacob fires up, Braun flounders to ropes, but Jacob rains down fists! Tag to Solo, he soaks up heat from NOLA, then he stomps away on Braun! The ref counts, Solo lets off, then he keeps Braun from Priest by anchoring a leg. Tag to Jacob and Jacob climbs up, FROG SPLASH! Jacob roars while Braun writhes!
Jacob looms over Braun but he glares at Priest. Priest gets heated, but Jacob fires hands on Braun as SmackDown returns to single picture. Braun stands, but Jacob HEADBUTTS him again! Jacob runs for another BODY CHECK! And then a SENTON! Cover, TWO! Braun stays in this and he goes to a corner. Jacob snarls, tags Solo in, and the fans boo. Solo runs corner to corner to HIP ATTACK Braun! Solo grins as he copies Jacob’s geeking out. Tag back to Jacob and fans cheer! Jacob aims, runs, and HIP ATTACKS! Jacob keeps going, but Braun BOOTS from below!! The fans fire up while both men stagger to their feet.
Braun SPINEBUSTERS Jacob! Both monsters are down, the fans rally up, and they crawl, hot tags to Solo and Priest! Priest fires hands on Solo, then whips. Solo reverses but Priest SHOUDLER TACKLES Solo! Priest runs to BACK ELBOW! Jacob is back, but Priest dodges to WHEEL KICK! Priest then waits on Solo, but Solo catches Priest! Priest elbows free, but Solo SUPERKICKS! But Priest JUMPING ROUNDHOUSES! Solo comes back, Priest ROCKS him first! Solo swings, but into the FLATLINER! Cover, TWO! Solo survives but Priest puts him in a corner. Priest whips corner to corner, then runs, only for Solo to put him on th eapron!
Solo takes as swing, Priest dodges and ROUNDHOUSES! Priest then knuckle locks with Solo, goes up top, and he tightrope walks for some OLD SCHOOL! The fans fire up and Priest powers up the arm! Priest runs, but Solo ducks the Comebacker! Priest fights the fireman’s carry to BELL CLAP, ROUNDHOUSE, and then he reels Solo in! But Tama is on the apron! Priest DECKS Tama, but Jacob HOTSHOTS Priest! Solo hits the URENAGE! Cover, TWO!! Priest survives and Solo is stunned! Solo snarls, looks to his taped-up thumb, then he drags Priest up. The fans boo but Solo taunts the fans now. SAMOAN- NO! Priest grabs Solo!
But Jacob runs in! Priest ROCKS Jacob, ELBOWS Solo, then he dodges, so Jacob’s SUPERKICK hits Solo! An accident just like last week’s shot to Tama, but Jacob doesn’t seem as upset by it. Priest TOSSES Jacob, then CLOBBERS Solo! STROWMAN EXPRESS CLOBBERS Jacob & Tama!! Priest brings down the straps, the fans are thunderous, and Priest grabs Solo by the neck! SOUTH OF HEAVEN!! Cover, Priest & Braun win!
Winners: Damian Priest & Braun Strowman, by pinfall
Just as Solo thought it’d be like before, he and Jacob were not on the same page! Priest is rolling towards Elimination Chamber, will this be just what he needs to go back to WrestleMania?
My Thoughts:
A great SmackDown here, but with some interesting moves after the sudden change in plans with The Rock showing up. Naomi and Bianca had a good promo to hype up what was meant to be a full match of Naomi VS Liv, but word had already come out before the show that things were being cut for time. But at the very least, they did the right thing of making it a brawl that adds heat to the tag title match on Monday. Also, hilarious how Chelsea & Piper thought the beatdown on Bianca & Naomi was so bad that they would need to be pulled from the Chamber. I also can’t wait to see what happens on Toronto SmackDown.
As for The Rock, I do appreciate he used his authority to kayfabe change more things, all so he could have his promo with Cody. I also appreciate Rock blending his different roles and even different sides, both Heel and Face, to A) bring the news of WM42 being in NOLA, and B) recreate the Corporate Champion/People’s Champion story from the Attitude Era. That was some wild stuff he was saying to Cody. I’m sure quite a few people will try and talk with Cody next week in the go-home. Heels will say do it because they’d love to have what Rock can give, Faces will say not because Cody’s better than that. But naturally, Cody is not going to become The Rock’s Champion, causing Rock to turn on him and really up things going into WrestleMania 41 and perhaps even beyond.
Good stuff in the Elimination Chamber related stories. Jimmy VS McIntyre was great stuff to open, and how fitting that McIntyre loses to Jimmy after talking all that trash about Jimmy and Jey being the same. Jey got McIntyre with something quick, Jimmy got McIntyre with something quick, McIntyre’s ego is obviously his weakness. And at the same time, McIntyre of course destroys Jimmy after because that’s his other personality trait. Priest had good promos with Cody and Braun, and we got great stuff from Solo’s Bloodline. Naturally, we got a miscommunication spot to help finish, we’re really close to Solo VS Jacob, I can feel it. Priest & Braun get the win, mostly because Priest isn’t winning in the Chamber when you’ve got Punk and Cena in there.
Very good stuff with Tiffy Time, from the promos leading into the match to Charlotte being ringside just to watch. Nia & Candice of course get the better of Tiff & Trish, because Tiff & Trish are definitely winning the tag match in Toronto. Charlotte just seems to enjoy trolling Tiff with her presence, so Charlotte probably shows up in Toronto to then confront Tiff after the match. I expect the seven weeks after Elimination Chamber to really heat up, as will Charlotte’s involvement, where she’ll get more active verbally and physically. Also, hell, Rock should go full Corporation and have Charlotte be his Corporate Women’s Champion because of how established she is.
Hilarious stuff from Truth tonight, as always. Truth and Melo having their “who’s on first” again was good stuff, and of course Miz gets in on this story, too. Truth & Knight VS “Melo Don’t Miz” was really fun, but yeah, should’ve figured Nakamura would get involved, too. Melo & Miz making it work could also be really fun, and while Knight VS Nakamura is a rehash, I really hope they find a way to up things. It feels like we’re getting the same with the tag titles as Profits “ruined” that great tag match from DIY and Pretty Deadly, then brawled with MCMG to still come out on top. Last year had a ladder tag title match, so why not do one for these titles this year?
Speaking of escalating, Kevin filming a promo outside Sami’s house was some really well done stuff, as expected of someone as good as Kevin and in such a story as him and Sami. Their match should main event, it needs time to breathe, as it could be just as, if not more violent, than the Chamber matches. What a powerful closing moment we could have if it’s a bloody Kevin and Sami, and one of them is standing over the other, triumphant yet mournful because it was their best friend in the world that they just brutalized.
My Score: 8.9/10
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Andrew’s TNA LIVE! iMPACT! Results & Match Ratings: 2.20.2025
So the first live episode got fairly positive praise from everyone; will this continue the trend?

Filming at Full Sail seems to have set the stage nicely this week! Going into a Live episode we got Moose and The Hardy Boyz on NXT, as well as Jordynne Grace’s involvement with Steph and Giulia giving a little shine to TNA happenings since she’s newly WWE.
This episode should be interesting, we finally see Lei Ying Lee (fka Xia Li) back in action, Rascalz take on Tyson and Tyriek, Tessa should be seeing some action as well…so generally interesting happenings for the second Live iMPACT! of 2025. Let’s see how this one goes down!
No matter where @ManceWarner and @stephdelander go, @TheSamiCallihan WILL FIND THEM!
Watch #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/NY8HgI02kY pic.twitter.com/mXz9U7m9PL
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) February 21, 2025
Ratings:
- Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin: Rascalz win via Meteora/Swanton Combo – ***
- Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary: Lei wins via Thunderstruck – **
- NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC: Dango wins via The System help – ** 3/4
- Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore: Masha wins via Requiem – N/A
- Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons: Elijah wins via Tombstone Piledriver – *** 1/4
Results:
Oh yeah, and another Hendry concert is…cut off by a commercial, LOLTNA. First Hendry is cut off by AXSTV’s new Anime Hour bumper, and now Primo and Epico are showing up in TNA. I definitely didn’t have this on my BINGO card. The crowd starts chanting “Where’s Carlito”, which they do acknowledge and play off of well. Oh they’re using their shoot names of Orlando and Eddie now…but before they attack the lights go out and we get another guitar strum! ELIAH/ELIAS/EZEKIEL/EBENERZER/EMERY/EL VAGABUNDO – shows up to back up Hendry. Okay I can apologize away the redundant concert since it played into an Elijah debut. The crowd is immediately popping and chanting “This is Awesome” 10 minutes into the show.
Tyson & Tyriek w/Wes Lee vs The Rascalz w/Ace Austin
Treehouse bros take it to the bigger men quickly, a few fast dives, a little MCMG style tandem strikes, Tyson fires and tries to take them out but they Low Bridge him. Tyriek comes in and they try similar things but Tyriek manhandles them both and throws them out of the ring, Trey is the first one back up and Tyriek and Tyson take his damn head off with his Corkscrew Running Euro Upper. Trey finally manages to flip out of the manhandle, tags in Wentz and Wentz goes for the hot and spicy cleaning house spot. Corner to Corner Knee Lifts for both big men, a Rolling Snapmare, into a Superkick for Tyson and Standing Shoot Star on Tyriek but only for two because Wes feints like he’s going to interfere.
Tyson and Tyriek pull off a tandem Assisted Backdrop Driver, but Wentz breaks it up, Tyson gets knocked out, Wentz hits the Tornillo, Wes tries to interfere again after Trey gets perched on the corner buckle but Ace runs around and trips Wes at the last second causing him to faceplant on the apron, Trey hits the Meteora, Wentz hits a Swanton from the other side of the ring and Trey gets the pinfall victory.
It was fast paced, all gas no brakes, but it didn’t overstay its welcome, so it was pretty fun all things considered.
After the match Wes grabs a mic, complains a little but challenges them to a 6 man match as Sacrifice. So we’re THAT’S where we’re getting the expected 3v3.
Fir$t Cla$$ comes out with an entourage of hot chicks and probably influencers or something. The “First Class Penthouse” , Gabby AF, Mafiosa Valentina, and Carolina are apparently known in their own way. Gabby I know was the awful one who did something for Impact a last year and sucked, but she’s part of the Busted Open Network I believe so that’s why she’s around. Two of them look like Noelle Foley and Frank the Clown…oh they actually are. Look at that. I do love KC Navarro as the Hype Man, they have this whole set up of AJ being mad that they haven’t gotten more Tag Title shots, so TNA placated him with his own Piper’s Pit and he’s *pregnant pause* totally happy with that. He says he loved Piper and hated Hogan before it was cool.
This is actually quality content and AJ is cutting a nice promo in this segment. They introduce their first guest, the greatest performer in TNA history, many whole say he’s Phenomenal with a whole lot of style….it’s A-J-Francis.
.@AJFrancis410 is GOING OFF!
Watch #TNAiMPACT on TNA+: https://t.co/NY8HgI02kY pic.twitter.com/kGehtp9iTE
— TNA Wrestling (@ThisIsTNA) February 21, 2025
Lei Ying Lee vs Rosemary
Things were slow until Rosemary took her into a corner quickly, hit the Upside Down, and we get a lot of Lei trying to avoid Rosemary’s offense. Rosemary goes for a Spear in the corner and Lei forward rolls, starts connecting with a bunch of right hands, backs Rosemary into the corner, goes for 10 Count Punches, pulls her out, Airplane Spin TKO for only a two count. Rosemary tries As Above So Below, Lei shrugs it off, Rosemary tries to go after Lei anyway and eats Thunderstruck! Lei Ying Lee wins!
After the match Rosemary catches Lei on the ramp and hits the Green mist in the eyes. Match was far too short and so many of Lei’s set up moves look better than her finish. We’ve seen Kofi Kingston do it for years so it’s not bad, just the current Knockouts Division are awful and don’t take the move well.
Eric Young and the jabronis come out, EY cuts a very basic power crazed psycho kind of promo, gets the “What” chants from the crowds. EY is trying to recruit Maclin even though Maclin made his line in the sand last week. EY tries to spin it as maybe he took out Josh FOR Maclin instead of in spite of his trust. This really doesn’t seem interesting at all, but that’s probably because I hate the two Jabronis EY is with.
NoDQ Match: Leon Slater vs JDC
I really don’t have any interest in Slater. He’s got no personality beyond “flippy guy with a British accent”.
Dango immediately powders, grabs a chair and goes to swing on him but misses. So Leon is making JDC look dumb by dodging the post chop, using the chair to shield himself from a punch by JDC, and then clapping Dango’s fingers between the chair. So typical System match, look inept for the first few minutes, then take advantage of something to take over. Oh look, Leon takes too long setting up the table, Dango gets in a few pot shots, tries to whip him into the table but Leon leaps over it, and then leaps back over to clobber Dango. Dango is still trying to recover so Leon hits his over the corner post con hilo, and the crowd appreciates it but I’m not interested. Leon panders to the crowd after the big spot and then eats an X-Plex into the chair from Dango.
JDC throws Leon back in, goes for a pinfall that’s only a two and we cut to a commercial. Coming out of the commercial JDC is in control with a Kendo Stick until he isn’t, Leon counters and takes the keno stick, brutalizes Dango a few times then comes off the ropes with the kendo shot for 2. Leon goes for another table, and again, at least the crowd is receptive to this match. Leon sets it up, looks for something off the apron but Dango stops him first until he eats a dropkick to fall onto the table, Leon hits the Swanton 450 through the table on the outside. Does it look cool? Sure. Do I care about dumbass moves? Nope.
Oh thankfully the rest of The System comes out to stop the pinfall, Shield Bomb Leon through the first table, and roll him back in for Dango to win.
The Hardy Boyz come out to try and make the save, but the numbers are against them, so Oba Femi’s music hits! Oba cleans house but doesn’t get his hands on Moose, so they’re at least building the eventual clash between Moose and Oba.
The crowd starts a “Tessa, we comin for you” chant before she even starts talking. Tessa is actually playing off the crowd well, Santino’s music hits and Tessa thinks he’ll help her out with the crowd and Santino calls bullshit basically. Santino says if Tessa doesn’t wrestle next week, she’s fired and Masha’s music hits. Masha decides to step in for Tessa’s enhancement talent match.
Masha Slamovich vs Mila Moore
Jobber tries to attack Masha early but Masha stops her, rocks her and Requiem ends the match.
Masha stares down Tessa, and then Cora Jade attacks from behind and hits Jaded.
Ryan Nemeth comes out to his Abyss music remix. What will Mokuba say today? “MYYYY BIIIGG BBRROOOOTTHHHEEEEER” he repeats at least 4 times and it’s hilariously cringe. He announces that Nic will return at Sacrifice, he literally just came out to give a PSA.
Elijah & Joe Hendry vs The Colons
Hendry starts with Eddie, after a brief tie up it seems like Hendry reads the room and points at Elijah and the crowd wants him in. So Joe tags in Elijah, a little back and forth, Shoulder Tackle from Elijah, Rope Walk with Elijah lays out Eddie and a tag to Joe allows for a quick tandem knockdown, but Eddie powders as the Walking and Talking Duo hold the ring going into the final commercial break.
We come back and Hendry is bouncing Orlando off the ropes as he return a strike, but Orlando is obviously losing, eats a Euro Upper, and then gets walked around in the Stalling Suplex for posterity. Eddie tries a sneak attack but gets caught and Sack of Shit, into Kip Up, turn and then Orlando with the ambush! A few quick short cuts and an Irish Whip/Dropkick combo gives the Colons a near fall. Hendry does get locomotion variation cradles, but eats a Dropkick to stop the attempt at momentum. Orlando stays on Joe, but Joe finally starts to fire up as the crowd starts to get behind him. Euro Uppers make some space, but a Snapmare says no.
Eddie gets tagged in and a quick Leg Sweep into a Front Chancery keeps Eddie in control. As Joe tries to get back up, Eddie turns it into a Guillotine, but finally the Suplex counter connects for Hendry! Simultaneous tags! Elijah bulls over Orlando, catches a Leap Frogging Orlando with the Manhattan Drop as Orlando retreats to a corner, Stinger Splash into Spinebuster for two. Elijah tries to keep up the attacks but Orlando finds a few ways to make space, launches himself from the middle rope and eats the Jumping Knee! Eddie breaks up the pinfall, Hendry takes Eddie out and Elijah hits the Tombstone Piledriver for the win!
Overall Score: 6/10
Well there were more live hiccups than the first episode, and this felt both more epic and less epic at the same time. Elijah and the Colons debuting was a nice way to kick things off, Oba Femi showing up for the save was fantastic. There were a few decent matches, but also a lot of really short and rushed matches. Tessa played off the crowd well, but Masha really is useless on the mic. Lei Ying Lee needs to framed stronger, her matches have done nothing to show off her ability. It just proves that the Knockouts don’t know how to sell a kick to the head because they all take it in the shoulder and fall in corny ways.
Viva La Sam could be something fun if the next 3 weeks are just hand cam footage of him being like “I’m Sami Callihan and I’m gonna kick Mance Warner’s ass”, Elegance Clique getting the rematch with a stipulation is nice to see and while I like Fir$t Cla$$, that segment went a little long for a cornball swerve payoff. It’s one thing to placate the Influencer squad especially when we’ve seen Logan Paul and Ishowspeed do so well in WWE…but these are like Z Tier Influencers that no one cares about. These kind of dorks stream on Kick because they aren’t relevant enough for Twitch, not because they chose Kick over it.
So yeah, the low lights were pretty low, and the highs were a little fleeting, but at least they were pretty fun. Not a bad show, just clunky with noticeable issues and Masha shouldn’t be allowed to speak English anymore. She’s such a charisma vacuum when she’s not rambling in Russian.
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