AEW Coverage
Mitchell’s AEW Collision Results & Report! (9/28/24)
Ain’t he great?
It’s a shootout between cowboys in Arthur Ashe Stadium!
AEW Grand Slam has a Collision, and it’s going to get brutal as Hangman Page and Jeff Jarrett battle in a LUMBERJACK STRAP MATCH!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Saraya’s Rules: Saraya w/ Harley Cameron VS Jamie Hayter; Hayter wins.
- Trios Tornado Match: The Conglomeration VS Chris Jericho, “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith; Jericho, Bill & Keith win.
- Action Andretti VS Brody King; Brody wins.
- AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Jack Perry VS Minoru Suzuki; Perry wins and retains the title.
- AEW World Trios Championships: PAC, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta VS Private Party & Komander; Pac, Claudio & Yuta win and retain the titles.
- Lucha Libre Triple Threat: Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos VS Dralistico; Hologram wins.
- Lumberjack Strap Match: Hangman Page VS Jeff Jarrett; Hangman wins.
- AEW Continental Championship Title Eliminator: Kazuchika Okada VS Sammy Guevara; Okada wins and denies Sammy a title opportunity.
PLAY BY PLAY
Saraya’s Rules: Saraya w/ Harley Cameron VS Jamie Hayter!
If you missed last week, the rules of a “Saraya’s Rules” match are simple: Saraya and those associated with her can do whatever they want to Jamie Hayter, but Jamie Hayter has to still play by the regular rules. Oh, and something about Hayter being a slag. But with chairs and tables already set up inside and outside the ring, it is clear what Saraya plans on doing. Will this all go swimmingly for The Outcasts? Or will Hayter Hit Hard, no matter the odds?
Saraya disrespects fans already by ripping up their sign in favor of Hayter! Harley gets a mic to tell everyone to shut up! For The Outcasts have decided there is ONE MORE rule for this match! “The match does not being until Saraya slaps the slag!” The fans boo, Harley taunts Hayter but Hayter dares Saraya to take that free shot then. Saraya peps herself up, Harley keeps taunting Hayter, so Hayter pie faces Harley! Saraya SLAPS Hayter, and bell rings! Hayter glares, Saraya backs up to a corner but Hayter ELBOWS her! Hayter stomps a mudhole into Saraya, but Harley drags her away! Hayter whips Harley hard into a corner!
Saraya bails out, Hayter pursues, and Saraya tries to jump the railing, but the fans stand in her way! They’re getting payback for what she did to their sign! Hayter BOOTS Saraya down, then drags her up and into the ring. The fans rally up behind Hayter as she steps in, but Harley anchors her foot! Saraya SMASHES Hayter with a VCR!? Where’d she even find one of those?! That thing is in pieces, and Harley hands Saraya a keyboard! Saraya SMACKS away on Hayter while Harley holds her down! The keys fly off the keyboard, but Saraya just CHOKES Hayter with the cord! Saraya lets off to cover, ONE!!
Saraya argues the count but Hayter shakes her head. Hayter kicks Saraya, Saraya stomps her down! Saraya TOSSES Hayter out hard, and then Harley goes after her! Again, all legal under Saraya’s Rules! The fans boo this stacked deck as Harley CHOKES Hayter, and then she whips Hayter hard into railing! Harley CHOKES Hayter, thrashes her around, and Saraya has a cookie sheet! Harley sets Hayter up, and Saraya SMACKS Hayter in the head! And SMACKS her again and again and again! Saraya winds up, but Hayter ducks, and the sheet SMACKS Harley! Hayter then gets around Saraya to GERMAN SUPLEX!
The Outcasts flounder around, the fans fire up, and the ref checks everyone. Harley comes back, armed with a baseball bat! Harley jumps on to CHOKE Hayter, but Hayter RAMS her into railing! And more railing! Hayter is free, and she whips Harley all the way into railing! But here comes Saraya! She JAMS Hayter with a steel pipe! Then RAMS her into steel steps! Saraya grabs the backpack, and she dumps out TOY CARS on the tables! Diecast metal in place, Saraya suplexes, but Hayter fights it! Hayter wrenches, and RAMS Saraya into steps! Hayter BOOTS Saraya, stomps away on her against railing, and fans fire up!
Hayter brings Saraya up and around to send into more railing! Saraya sputters, but Hayter hauls her up into the ring. Hayter says peace, and she blocks Saraya’s dropkick! Hayter has Saraya on the apron, but Harley barks at her to let Saraya go. Hayter lets Saraya go, to storm up on Harley! Harley runs away, and Saraya leaps, but into a POWERSLAM to the floor! The fans fire up as Hayter rises. Harley has the lead pipe but Hayter chases her off again. Saraya goes to the apron, Hayter pursues and brings her up the corner! The fans fire up but Harley joins in! Harley drags Hayter down but Hayter fights the throw!
But then Saraya SMACKS Hayter with a chair! Hayter and Harley both fall onto the toy cars and through the tables! Well, no, just Hayter falls through a table. The table Harley hits refuses to budge! The fans still lose their minds, and Saraya covers in the wreckage! TWO!! Hayter survives, Saraya steps into the ring and tells the ref to count! The count begins, the fans rally up, and Hayter flounders out of the wreckage. Hayter manages to stand but we’re at 9! Hayter jumps in at 9.9! Saraya stomps Hayter, lifts, KNIGHT CAP! Cover, TWO!! Hayter survives all the damage done and Saraya is furious! The fans rally for Hayter but Saraya storms around.
Saraya grabs a chair, brings it over, and she drags Hayter up. Saraya reels Hayter in, grins, mocks the clapping, but Hayter fireman’s carries! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER through a table in the corner!! Hayter just risked it all, and both women crawl out off the wreckage. Saraya snatches the chair first, puts it in a corner, and goes back for Hayter. But Hayter whips Saraya! Saraya hits chair hard, and Hayter staggers around. Hayter drags Saraya up, gut wrench, and TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! Hayter roars and the fans fire up again! Hayter drags Saraya up, winds up, HAYTMAKER!! Cover, Hayter wins!!
Winner: Jamie Hayter, by pinfall
The deck was stacked against her, but Hayter’s hot hand still won out! She wrecked The Outcasts 2v1, will no one stop her from reaching the top of the AEW mountain again?
AEW shares more of the sit-down interview with Will Ospreay and Ricochet.
The full interview is still available on AEW’s YouTube channel, but in this clip, Renee Paquette asks about the pressure being put on both men for their AEW International Championship match. Ricochet says he’s been here a thousand times before. Him coming into AEW was a chance to show everyone a different side of Ricochet. But even before he got a 360 look, all these people, from Don Callis, Kyle Fletcher, The Beast Mortos, Pac, and of course Will Ospreay, they had to say something. Ospreay says yeah, and the reason why is Ricochet forgot who he was. That six year “hiatus” and now look at him! His personality is showing, he is comfortable with himself again.
But Ospreay wants Ricochet to keep in mind, Renee said “pressure.” The pressure Ricochet is putting himself under. And now he is in the ring with, whether he likes it or not, “Little Bro” Ospreay, who is the best wrestler in the world right now. Whether or not either man is feeling the pressure of the moment, which one of them will stand tall at the Dynamite 5 Year Anniversary Show?
Trios Tornado Match: The Conglomeration VS Chris Jericho, “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith!
Orange Cassidy, Mark Briscoe & Kyle O’Reilly have been trying to squash the beef with The Learning Tree and his Branches for what feels like forever, but this could be just the thing to put this to bed. Will the chaos of Tornado rules help Freshly Squeezed, The Sussex County Chicken & Violent Artist finally get free of the Jericho Vortex?
The bell rings and the fight is on! Bill TOSSES Mark out of the ring, Kyle TOSSES Keith, and Cassidy brawls with Jericho! Jericho CHOPS, CHOPS, then ROCKS Cassidy! Jericho rains down fists while Keith sends Kyle into railing. Jericho reaches into his trunks, and pulls out a roll of dimes! And that’s literal! Jericho runs up with his loaded fist, but Cassidy uses his backpack as a shield! Jericho staggers back, Cassidy runs up, BACKPACK ATTACK! Cover, TWO!! Jericho survives, but Cassidy reaches into the backpack to reveal… A BRICK! And again, literally! Bill sends Briscoe into railing, Keith CLOBBERS Cassidy!
Cassidy goes to a corner, ELBOWS Keith away, then climbs. But Keith RISING HEADBUTTS! Kyle runs up, but Keith clinches him for an EXPLODER! Cassidy flounders off the corner, but he fights the clinch! Keith spins Cassidy around, suplexes, but into a STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Kyle gives Keith AX ‘N’ SMASH! Bill storms in, he grabs both Kyle & Cassidy! But they resist the lift, fight free, fire off KICKS and forearms, and Mark is in! The Conglomeration TOSSES Bill out! Bill and Keith regroup, only for Kyle to FLYING KNEE Bill down! Kyle tumbles but Bill stays up! So Cassidy DIVES onto him!
Bill is sent into railing, the fans fire up, and Kyle tosses a chair to Mark! The fans fire up as Mark sets that chair up. The Conglomeration sets Bill & Keith up, but Jericho intercepts Mark! DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on the chair! Bill sends Cassidy into railing, Keith sends Kyle into steps! The fans are torn as Collision goes picture in picture.
Jericho drags Mark up, CLUBS him, and his Branches join in. Jericho feeds Mark to Bill’s LARIAT! Bill & Jericho celebrate together, and Keith CHOKES Mark on ropes! The ref reprimands, Keith lets off, and Jericho knows Kyle off the apron. Keith snapmares Mark to drop a knee! Jericho TOSSES Mark out, but Cassidy runs in! Cassidy TACKLES Keith, but Jericho drags Cassidy up and ROCKS him! Jericho scoops and SLAMS Cassidy, and Keith goes up. But Cassidy slow rolls away from the drop zone! The fans cheer, but Jericho drags Cassidy back up. Jericho CHOPS Cassidy, scoops and SLAMS him again!
Jericho says stay down, but Cassidy again slow rolls! The fans cheer but Jericho is annoyed. Jericho drags Cassidy up as Collision returns to single picture. Cassidy slips free of the scoop to send Jericho into Keith! Cassidy rolls Jericho up, TWO! Bill BOOTS Cassidy down! Kyle runs in, ducks ‘n’ dodges Bill, but Bill hits a BIG BOSS MAN SLAM! Bill roars and New York comes alive for their guy! Bill and Jericho help Keith up, but Mark runs in! Mark dodges Bill to ROCK Jericho! And he CHOPS Bill! Repeat! Mark fires strikes on Bill, but dodges Jericho! Jericho runs into Bill, and then staggers into a REDNECK KUNG-FU UPPERCUT!
The fans fire up as Mark throws off his shirt, but Bill kicks low! Bill mocks the Redneck Kung-Fu, then whips Mark corner to corner. Mark BOOTS Keith down! Mark dodges Bill and Bill hits POST! Mark goes up to MISSILE DROPKICK! Bill tumbles out, Kyle is there to send in another chair! But Jericho uses that to FULL METAL CODE BREAKER! Cover, KYLE BREAKS IT! Kyle fires kicks and knees into Jericho, and Cassidy has the chair! Cassidy sets it up, then makes Jericho take a seat. Kyle KICKS, and Cassidy “kicks,” repeat. Keith runs in, Cassidy gives him a real kick, then makes him take a seat on Jericho’s lap!
Kyle & Cassidy KICK and KICK and KICK, the fans fire up! Then we get DOUBLE SHOTGUN DROPKICKS! Keith & Jericho fall, but Bill is back to DOUBLE LARIAT! The fans fire up again and Bill revels in it. Bill stalks out after Kyle, but Kyle grabs a leg! DRAPING DRAGON SCREW! Bill hobbles, but Kyle KICKS him again and again! Cassidy ORANGE PUNCHES! Bill stays up, but then he falls onto Keith! Jericho JAMS Cassidy with a chair! And he JAMS Kyle! And he SMACKS Kyle on the back! Mark SHOTGUNS the chair into Jericho’s face! Jericho bails out, Mark sets up the chair, and Mark uses it to FLY!
The fans fire up as down goes Jericho! But Mark ups the ante by bringing out a TABLE! The fans fire up as the table is put in the ring. Mark drags Jericho in, throws down hands, then sets up the table. The fans rally but Jericho rolls Mark! TWO!! Mark escapes, kicks low, and he reels Jericho in! Underhooks for the JAY DRILLER!! Jericho sputters, but Mark wants more! Mark points to the table, the fans cheer him on, so Mark drags Jericho over! Mark puts Jericho on the table, rains down fists, then he climbs! The fans fire up, but Bill grabs Mark first! Jericho gets off the table so Bill can SKYSCRAPER CHOKE SLAM Mark through the table!!
The fans are thunderous, and Jericho takes the cover! Learning Tree wins!!
Winner: Chris Jericho, “Big Bill” Morrissey & Bryan Keith, by pinfall
Jericho celebrates because he takes the credit, but it was Bill who did all the heavy lifting. Jericho now signals he wants as title shot, is he going back for the ROH World Championship? But wait, Kyle, Cassidy and even Rocky Romero regroup! They get The Learning Tree and Branches to back off, but will the #JerichoVortex soon suck in some gold?
Action Andretti VS Brody King!
The Sight to See was seeing red all last night on Rampage, and it only cost him against The House of Black. He then threw a fit and threw bottled water at The House, so here are the repercussions. Will Action somehow survive facing The King of Death? Or will he realize #TheHouseAlwaysWins?
Action throws his jacket at Brody then fires off hands! The bell rings and Brody shoves Action back! Action fires more hands, Brody shoves him again, but then Action dodges in the corner! Action CHOP BLOCKS Brody, dodges again, then CHOP BLOCKS again! Brody hobbles, Action SHOTGUNS him down! Action STANDING SHOOTING STARS! Cover, ONE!! Brody is too tough for that, but Action keeps his focus. Action runs up, but into a CHOP! Brody hauls Action up into a shoulder rack, but Action CLUBS away! Action gets free, BOOTS Brody, then goes up and up and over! Action runs in, but is put on the apron!
Brody swings, Action blocks to GAMANGIRI! Action springboards to FLYING- FOREARM from Brody!! The fans bark it up as Brody paces around. Action stands, Brody SPLASHES in the corner! Action sits down, and now Brody barks. Brody runs in to CANNONBALL! Cover, Brody wins!
Winner: Brody King, by pinfall
Action tried, and Top Flight Airlines is a bit beside themselves watching from the stage. Brody chuckles as he leaves, will The House of Black soon make their way back to gold? WAIT, The Righteous & Lance Archer attack Top Flight! They called out The House, but they wanna pick the bones of Action and his friends first! The fans boo, but Dante is sent into steel steps! Action FLIES and takes out Vincent! He, Darius & Dante dodge the rest, and they get in the ring! Lio also joins them, that’s 4v3 and with the high ground! The refs rush in before anything more can happen, when and where will these factions have it out?
The Scapegoat bus is cruising through the streets.
Jack Perry has arrived in Queens, and might be taking in the sights before his Open Challenge match. Who will step up to the Face of TNT? Will they be Perry’s next sacrifice to AEW?
AEW TNT Championship Open Challenge: Jack Perry VS Minoru Suzuki!
Perry gets his introduction as he makes his entrance, and while he asks for silence, he gets a mixed reaction from Arthur Ashe Stadium. But wait! The one to answer the challenge is MINORU SUZUKI!? Perry can’t believe it, but yes, the King of Pancreas, the Meanest Man in the World, is back in AEW! The belt is raised, as has the difficulty level, will Perry survive the Murder Grandpa?
The bell rings and Perry still can’t believe his eyes. The fans fire up for Suzuki and he eggs Perry on. Perry winds up to fire a forearm! Suzuki just smirks, but Perry fires another shot! And another shot! Suzuki just stares him down! Perry fires more shots, Suzuki laughs and DECKS Perry with one! The fans fire up more and Suzuki waits on Perry. Perry stands to CHOP, but Suzuki eggs him on again. Perry CHOPS, Suzuki laughs, repeat! Perry CHOPS, CHOPS, and pie faces to CHOP, CHOP, CHOP! Perry’s hand starts to hurt! Suzuki CHOPS Perry off his feet! Perry gets up, staggers, but Suzuki CHOPS him again!
Suzuki wrenches and whips Perry corner to corner, then runs up to BOOT! Perry sits down in a daze, but Suzuki drags him up. Suzuki snapmares and neck wrenches, then shifts to get an arm! Suzuki bends fingers and tortures Perry! The fans rally as Perry endures his arm being bent! Suzuki hammerlocks Perry, then stomps the arm! Perry flounders away but Suzuki stalks him while Collision goes picture in picture.
Perry goes to a corner, kicks at Suzuki, but Suzuki just eggs him on again. Perry sits up but Suzuki gives him knees. The ref counts, Perry fires body shots, but Suzuki just eggs him on more. Perry CHOPS, but Suzuki laughs! Suzuki ROCKS Perry, stomps him, then grabs a leg. Perry holds ropes, but Suzuki YANKS him away! HEEL HOOK! Perry endures, fights, CHOPS, but Suzuki just laughs! Perry CHOPS and CHOPS, but Suzuki adds the other leg! FIGURE FOUR HEEL HOOK! Perry flails, reaches out, claws his way over, ROPEBREAK! The ref counts, Suzuki lets go slowly, and he grins as he stalks Perry.
Perry crawls to a corner, but he KICKS! And KICKS! Suzuki just shrugs those off to KICK Perry’s leg! And KICK him again! Perry hides behind the ref, goes to a corner, but Suzuki fires in knees! Suzuki CHOKES Perry, the ref counts, and Suzuki lets off as Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Suzuki CHOPS in a corner! Suzuki whips corner to corner, Perry reverses to LARIAT and NECKBREAKER! Cover, TWO! Suzuki stays in this but Perry snarls. Perry rains down forearms on Suzuki, then SLAPS him as he lets off. The fans boo Perry as he sits Suzuki up to KICK! Suzuki just smirks! Perry KICKS again, and again, but Suzuki blocks! Perry fires SLAPS, but Suzuki just laughs! Perry CLAWS Suzuki’s eyes, runs, bug Suzuki follows, slips around, and SLEEPER! The fans fire up but Perry flails. Suzuki spins Perry, Gotch lift, but Perry fights that to BACKDROP free!
Suzuki goes to the apron, Perry hurries after him, but Suzuki grabs Perry for a HANGING ARMBAR! The ref reprimands, Suzuki lets go to drag Perry out. Suzuki whips Perry hard into railing! Perry flops over, but Suzuki grabs a chair! The ref says no, but the fans wanna see it! Suzuki JAMS Perry in the back! The ref reprimands, telling Suzuki that this might fly in NJPW but not here. Suzuki gets that one shot, then he KNEES Perry! Suzuki ROCKS Perry with a forearm, then puts him in the ring. Suzuki storms onto the apron but Perry KNEES him to the floor! Perry then goes out to send Suzuki into steel steps!
Perry pushes Suzuki into the ring, then drags him out on the apron, for a DRAPING DDT to the floor! The fans lose their minds, and the ring count is climbing! SACRIFICING KNEE!! Perry sends Suzuki into steel steps, then hurries into the ring! Suzuki is counted out, Perry wins!
Winner: Jack Perry, by count-out (still AEW TNT Champion)
The fans boo as Perry didn’t even bother to win this in the ring! Perry says it doesn’t matter, he is still the Face of TNT! But then he decides to get Suzuki in the ring after all! Perry rains down fists on Suzuki, but the fans boo more. Perry stomps Suzuki, then takes aim. BUT WAIT! Here comes Katsuyori Shibata! Shibata runs in and runs Perry off! The Scapegoat makes his escape, but will The Wrestler become a hunter?
AEW World Trios Championships: PAC, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta VS Private Party & Komander w/ Alex Abrahantes!
While The Bastard & The Swiss Superman betrayed Bryan Danielson, they still expect The Decoder to do his part and help defend these titles. Yuta said he is going to do his best to focus on the work, but can he keep business and personal feelings separated? Or will he be the weak link that costs them the gold?
As Claudio & Pac make their entrance together, Yuta almost doesn’t walk out there with them. But for now, the Blackpool Combat Club stands together. The introductions are made, the belts are raised, and we see who holds it together in this Collision!
The trios sort out and Marq Quen starts against Pac. The bell rings, and Quen BOOTS Pac! Quen fires off hands, the fans fire up, and Quen gets in Pac’s face! “Is this what you wanted?!” Quen lets off, then runs up to ENZIGIRI Pac! Pac flounders, Quen whips, but Pac reverses. Claudio hooks Quen to throw him down! The fans boo but Pac stomps Quen down. Pac lets off as the ref reprimands, but Pac tags Claudio. Claudio fires off body shots and UPPERCUTS on Quen! The ref counts, he backs Claudio off, and Claudio reaches out to Yuta. Yuta shakes his head, so Claudio tags Pac. Claudio and Pac mug Quen, but Claudio frowns at Yuta.
Pac CHOKES Quen in the corner, but he stares Yuta down. Pac lets off Quen, stomps him some more, then bumps him off buckles. Pac tags Claudio, and Claudio CHOPS Quen! Quen fires back and the two brawl! The fans rally, Quen backs Claudio up, but Claudio scoops to SLAM! Claudio runs to DOUBLE STOMP! Claudio huffs ‘n’ puffs, but Yuta is nonplussed. But Quen fires body shots on Claudio! Claudio keeps Quen from his corner with a clutch, and it’s almost a Head ‘n’ Arm Triangle! Quen endures, fights, and the fans rally again. Quen fires elbows, but Claudio hits an IRISH CURSE BACKBREAKER! Shoutout to The Fella!
Claudio again offers the tag to Yuta, but Yuta shakes his head. Claudio tags Pac, then he stares Yuta down. Yuta is a bit snarky in his response, but Pac stands on Quen’s head! The ref counts, Pac lets off, and Claudio gets a cheap shot in! Pac stomps Quen, digs his foot into Quen’s neck, then lets off. Pac talks with Claudio about this, and he drags Quen up. Pac bumps Quen off buckles, then stares him down. Claudio stands Quen up, the ref reprimands, but Pac runs up, into a BOOT from Quen! Quen ROCKS Claudio, fires hands on Pac, and leaves Yuta alone! Pac swings, Quen dodges, hot tag to Isiah Kassidy!
The fans fire up as Brother Zay dodges Claudio, TACKLES Pac, and rains down fists! Claudio drags Zay off Pac but Pac fires elbows! Claudio whips Zay, Zay ducks and Claudio hits ropes! Zay stomps Claudio, then fires hands on Pac! Pac shoves Zay, pops him up, but Zay SATELLITE DDTS! Cover, Claudio breaks it by stomping the bad hand! That hand was smashed by a hammer only last week! Claudio leaves Zay behind, Yuta criticizes all this, but Pac tags Claudio in. Claudio tells Yuta it is his last chance. Claudio tags Yuta and forces him in! GIANT SWING! Zay goes around and around and around, but Yuta isn’t into it.
Claudio TOSSES Zay, and he glares at Yuta. Yuta won’t even look at Claudio, and the fans fire up for him! Claudio storms over to Yuta, tells him to do his part, and then Pac gets in! They’re arguing with Yuta, but Komander runs in! Komander dodges Claudio, pop-up DROPKICKS Pac, but Claudio choke grips Komander now! CHOKE- NO, Komander flips through! And he POSTS Claudio! The fans fire up as Komander then goes up and up and SUPER CROSSBODIES Claudio! Quen CANNONBALLS onto Pac! Zay rolls Yuta up! TWO!! Yuta still kicks out, and he wrenches Zay into a RIGHT ANGLE SLAM!
Yuta sighs, because he still wants to be champion. Cover, TWO! Zay stays in this, Claudio tells Yuta to finish this! Yuta drags Zay up, reels him in, and that’s Zay’s bad hand! Yuta lets Zay go, sympathetic to the pain. But Pac sends Quen into steel steps! Yuta helps Zay up, but Zay SLAPS him! Yuta frowns, and he grabs the bad hand! Yuta TWISTS that wrist, BENDS those fingers, and then BITES the hand! The ref counts, so Yuta shifts to HAMMER ‘N’ ANVIL ELBOWS! Pac & Claudio like what they see as Yuta puts on the CATTLE MUTILATION!! Zay is OUT, the ref calls it!!
Winners: Pac, Claudio Castagnoli & Wheeler Yuta, by submission (still AEW World Trios Champions)
Pac keeps the ref from stopping Yuta, and Claudio applauds as Yuta keeps the hold going! Yuta then lets off, snapping back to reality. Yuta does not want to celebrate this, he did what he needed, and he storms off backstage. Will this internal conflict within Yuta continue until he chooses a side?
The Outrunners have a new video.
Truth Magnum & Turbo Floyd are skating down the pierce, running on the beach, and flexing all the while. They say that if there’s rules, they don’t play by ’em! Carnival games? Truth distracts while Turbo sneaks the basketball into the hoop, so they win all the same. They’re coming for your pride, for your manhood, and your gold! If you haven’t seen The Outrunners, you haven’t seen nothin’ yet! Will these two go from playing games to winning the big one soon enough?
Lucha Libre Triple Threat: Holo.grm VS The Beast Mortos VS Dralistico!
One is the futuristic rising star, one is a menacing minotaur right out of mythology, and the third is the returning ungovernable looking to finally take over! Will Hologram continue his win streak, even with these one-third odds? Will Mortos mangle both men to move up the ranks? Or will Dralistico make his familia proud as he finally makes an impact?
The bell rings and the fans fire up already. The three stare down, Mortos runs up on Hologram but Hologram waistlocks. Mortos switches to send Hologram into Dralistico! Mortos runs up, Dralistico y Hologram dodge, but then Mortos rolls off both their backs! Mortos runs up again, blasts the lariats and DOUBLE LARIATS them! The fans fire up with “SI! SI! SI!” and Mortos LARIATS Dralistico in a corner! Then he LARIATS Hologram in the other! The fans fire up, Dralistico ROCKS Mortos, Hologram RANAS Mortos into a SUPERKICK from Dralistico! Dralistico runs up on Hologram, ducks ‘n’ dodges, then RANAS!
Mortos dodges Dralistico, comes back, and CRUCIFIX ARM-DRAG! But Hologram gives Mortos one! Dralistico RANAS Hologram but he lands safe on the apron! Hologram slingshots up and over Dralistico, dodges Mortos, then RANAS! Morotos handsprings through, Dralistico RANAS Hologram, he handsprings through! Mortos rolls Dralistico, ONE as Hologram rolls Mortos! TWO and Dralistico grabs Hologram to roll him up! ONE! Dralistico dodges, Hologram dodges, then they both dodge Mortos! The fans fire up as this is, well, a Mexican Standoff! Things keep going, Mortos blocks a kick then grabs Hologram!
Dralistico ENZIGIRIS but Mortos ducks so Hologram takes the hit! Mortos runs up, Dralistico dodges, comes back, POP-UP and BACKFLIP! Dralistico ENZIGIRIS Mortos out of the ring! The fans fire up, Dralistico builds speed to FLY! Direct hit and down goes Mortos! But Hologram gets moving, he DIVES! Direct hit on Dralistico at the ramp and the fans fire up! Hologram feeds off that energy as Collision goes picture in picture.
Hologram drags Mortos up, puts him in the ring, then goes to the corner. Hologram climbs, leaps, but Mortos SWATS him out of the air! Mortos drags Hologram up, and SMACKS him down! Mortos drags Hologram up by his MASK, then slams him down! The ref reprimands but Mortos drags Hologram up , to SMACK him again! Hologram goes to a corner, Mortos storms around, and then he CHOKES Hologram against the buckles! The ref counts, Mortos lets off, and CHOPS! Hologram staggers away, but Mortos is on him again. Dralistico SUPERKICKS Mortos! Dralistico whips Hologram to a corner, but has to block a boot.
Dralistico CHOPS Hologram, then rallies the fans. Dralistico fires forearms again and again, and Hologram sits down. Dralistico stomps Hologram, goes side to side, and he SUPERKICKS Hologram down! Dralistico says tranquilo while lounging on the corner. Dralistico soaks up cheers and jeers, only for Mortos to HEADBUTT him down! Mortos drags Dralistico back up, and SMACKS him in a corner! Mortos brings Dralistico around, bumps him off buckles, then puts a leg in ropes, to KICK the rope! Dralistico is all jammed up, but the ref reprimands Mortos. Mortos gets mad at the ref, but then he CLAWS Dralistico’s eyes!
Mortos SMACKS Dralistico again, and Collision returns to single picture. Mortos whips corner to corner, runs up, but is put on the apron! Hologram runs up, but Dralistico SUPERKICKS first! Mortos SMACKS Dralistico again! Mortos goes up the ropes, but Dralistico GAMANGIRIS! Hologram runs up again, but into an OVERHEAD SUPLEX, into buckles! Dralistico then goes up the corner to springboard and FLYING RANA Mortos! The fans fire up with Dralistico, he runs in at Hologram, but Hologram goes out, around, over and through, then GAMANGIRIS! The fans fire up as Hologram steps in, ducks ‘n’ dodges Mortos, RANA ARM-DRAG!?
The fans fire up and Hologram keeps going, tilt-o-whirl and DEJA VU RANA! The fans are thunderous, and Hologram sees both opponents on the apron. Mortos falls out, Dralistico storms in, and Hologram rallies the fans. Hologram and Dralistico circle, stare down, and Dralistico runs up. Hologram puts him on the apron but Dralistico ROUDNHOUSES back! Dralistico goes up, to SUPER FLYING RANA Mortos!! The fans fire up but Hologram is up top! Hologram tightrope walks to SUPER SWANTON Mortos! The fans are thunderous again and Hologram gives high-fives! Hologram then fetches Dralistico, only for Dralistico to put him in the ring.
Dralistico aims, springboards, and FLYING CODE BREAKERS! But Mortos is back to shove Dralistico, pop-up and SAMOAN DROP!! Mortos drags Dralistico to a cover, but Hologram DOUBLE STOMPS him! The fans fire up and Hologram BOOTS a lariat! Hologram hops up onto Mortos, JUMP-UP POISON RANA!! Mortos staggers, Dralistico FLYIHNG CRUCIFIX DRIVER!! The fans are thunderous as Hologram and Dralistico get moving, COLLISION COURSE from Hologram!! But Mortos runs up to DOUBLE LARIAT again!! All three luchadores are down and the fans are thunderous! Mortos then fires up and takes aim from a corner!
Mortos watches as Hologram stands, but Hologram HEEL KICKS first! Hologram runs, but into a tilt-o-whirl and torture rack! BEAST BACKBREAKER to the DISCUS LARIAT! Dralistico snipes the cover, but Mortos YANKS him away. They start shoving, but Hologram is up to CHOP and CHOP! Dralistico CHOPS Hologram! Then he gives Hologram to Mortos to finish him! POWER BREAKER!! Then Dralistico runs, goes up the ropes, FLYING DESTROYER!! Hologram is down, but Dralistico drags him back up. Mortos spins, Hologram slips away! DISCUS LARIAT takes out Dralistico!
Hologram DUMPS Mortos out, then hooks Dralistico into the GHOST PIN! HOLOGRAM WINS!!
Winner: Hologram, by pinfall
Somehow, someway, Hologram found a way to win, and he is 12-0 in AEW! Mortos is furious with Dralistico, they shove each other, but here comes RUSH! Dralistico’s brother, but also Mortos’ occasional tag partner, steps in between them both! Rush brings Dralistico in as his blood brother, but then he brings Mortos in as his brother in arms! Hologram runs up to fire forearms! But that’s 3v1, he gets beat down for it! The fans boo as Dralistico & Mortos hold Hologram up, and Rush HEADBUTTS Hologram down! Then they all hold up the fist! Could we see La Faccion Ingobernable rebuilding before our very eyes?
Backstage interview with Kris Statlander.
Lexy Nair is with The Galaxy’s Greatest and brings up how we haven’t seen her since that win in the “insane Street Fight” from All Out. Kris asks what Lexy wants her to do about that. To complain about her spot? To ask why she wins the big matches yet all anyone talks about is the loser? Should Kris could look into this camera and beg for her opportunity? Sorry, Lexy, guess she’s the odd woman out because she’s not that insecure. Kris knows who she is, what she does, and if you had to design a woman wrestler from the ground up, you wouldn’t be able to think of something near as good as Kris.
So Kris has a hard time feeling sorry for herself. She picks her spots, calls her shots, and when she’s ready, she’ll let us know. But in the meantime, every woman in AEW should be saying, “Thank You, Stat.” Because when you face Kris, you either get better, or you get destroyed. Kris heads out, but will she be heading up to the top of the division soon enough?
MXM Collection is here!
As promised, it is the Grand Slam finale to New York Fashion Week, and these two strut their stuff down the ramp and into the ring, which they then slither into. The fans cheer as they stand by what is clearly a person under a black cloth sheet, and they POSE! Mansoor fetches mics for him and Mason Madden, and they revel in the fans cheering them on. Mansoor says, “Ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between, are you ready for the Grand Slam finale to New York Fashion Week!?” Sure sounds like they are. Mason says this is the Sultan of Suave, Mansoor! Mansoor says this is the Height of Fashion, Mason Madden!
And together, they are the M X M Collection~! Fingertip touch, and then Mansoor reminds us that two weeks ago, they claimed Max Caster’s jacket for two reasons. One: Much like Max, it was ugly. Two: It was emblazoned with a lie! It says Max Caster is the Best Wrestler Alive? HAHAHAHAHA! MXM calm down from the laughing fit, and Mason says they have remedied the problem. They have made Caster’s jacket the grand, explosive climax to their little show. Now, we know not just anyone can model MXM’s avant-garde designs, so they made sure that for all of us, the little people, that their male models will be just as handsome as MXM.
So now, without further ado, please get ready for MXM’s Grand Slam Fashion Walk! We look back to the stage and strutting out first, “wearing a vision [Mason Madden] once had in an Appalachian sweat lodge,” Italy’s Felipe sports gold pants, big brimmed hat and sheer button up. Mansoor says wearing a ski suit that once braved the Matterhorn, it is Antonio! Third, “wearing 24 karat gold sifted from the rivers in Sierra Leone, this is Cameroon.” Not a bad jacket but are those sneakers on a necklace? Fourth, “wearing fur extracted from the flesh of the endangered capybara in the Galapagos Islands in Cameroon, this is Sierra Leone!”
Fifth, “in honor of the US Open, you know him, you love him, international tennis superstar, Ashley Arthur!” Oh get it? Name inversion. But denim short shorts might not be regulation for pro-tennis play… And last but not least, from right here in Queens, with a leopard print fur coat, purple pants and a walking stick… JEFF!! The union requires that even he is allowed to participate. Mansoor says give it up for all their male models! The fans do cheer, but it feels like the veiled man is getting anxious. Mason says now that we’ve all been sufficiently fluffed, time for the moment we’ve all come for! And if you haven’t yet, you will!
They looked around the world for the finest body they could find! The grandest musculature they could witness! And they found him in the forests on the outskirts of Düsseldorf, “the Pride of Prussia,” East Germany’s greatest export, MXM’s piece de resistance–that’s French for a fine piece of ass–put your hands together for the model of Caster’s jacket… HANS!! Hans is revealed and he is JACKED! The jacket, however, has a big heart cutout on the front where the buttons go, the sleeves are sheer with a flourish pattern, but MXM is more into Hans’ body. They have Hans spin, and we see the back, and it seems Hans is wearing sheer shorts and a speedo…
But the important thing is the back of the jacket: “Bratinum Max Caster BEST DRESSED ALIVE.” Arthur Ashe is getting quite the show, Hans. Mansoor loves the jacket, but he speaks for everyone here when he says… TAKE IT OFF! Hans does indeed take off the jacket, and his vascularity floors MXM! Hans flexes, Mansoor says he never thought he’d say this, but… Hans would be PERFECT for MXM Collection! It would be an honor if he touched tips. The fans fire up, and Hans holds up his finger, to then GRAB THE TIPS! How dare he! But SURPRISE! Hans is DADDY ASS! Billy Gunn DOUBLE LARIATS MXM down!
The fans fire up as Billy takes out all the other “models,” from Felipe to Jeff, but then MXM joins in! They all beat up on Billy, and then Mason reels him in. But here comes The Acclaimed! Caster & Bowens clear out the male models but MXM go running! The fans fire up as Bowens & Caster set Antonio up for the INVERTED BOMB! MXM want to know where the REAL Hans is, but Caster picks up the remade jacket. Caster puts it on?! Caster doesn’t seem to mind, and then he winds up… to POSE~! And then SCISSOR FINGER with Bowens & Billy! Will The Acclaimed give MXM their own makeover when these teams finally have a match?
Lumberjack Strap Match: Hangman Page VS Jeff Jarrett!
The Black Hat Cowboy’s rage has not only burned down Swerve’s childhood home, but it has burned the bridges between him and all those who were once his friend. But it has also gotten him on the wrong side of just about everyone else on the roster, which is why The Dark Order, The Bang Bang Gang, and Team Triple J are ringside, ready to lash out with straps! Will Hangman pay for all the #CowboyS*it he’s been up to? Or will he beat The Last Outlaw at his own game?
The bell rings and the lumberjacks are ready to do some lashing! Jarrett and Hangman circle, Hangman runs up but Jarrett dodges to fire hands! Hangman fires back, but Jarrett fires a flurry of haymakers! Jarrett whips, hangman reverses and BOOTS! Hangman runs up but Jarrett puts him on the apron! Hangman holds onto ropes, and he is safe there as the lumberjacks can only attack someone who is on the floor. Jarrett runs up, Hangman counter punches, then hurries in. Hangman bumps Jarrett off buckles, CHOPS him, then ROCKS him. Hangman stalks Jarrett, grinds his face off the ropes, but the fans rally up.
Hangman whips Jarrett, Jarrett ducks ‘n’ dodges, but leaps into Hangman’s arms! FALL AWAY SLAM! Jarrett ends up on the apron, but The Dark Order leaves him be. Not just because of the rules, but because their beef is not with him. But then Hangman triangle jumps! Jarrett ducks the lariat, then he DUMPS Hangman out! And The Dark Order closes in! Hangman hurries back inside, but Jarrett runs up! Hangman dodges, then Alabama Lifts! Jarrett sunset flips it, steps through, but Hangman fires hands! Hangman BITES Jarrett’s forehead, kicks him away, then stands. Hangman storms up again, but Jarrett UPPERCUTS!
Jarrett tells the boys to get ready, and he whips, but Hangman reverses to TOSS Jarrett out! Triple J hug it out! The fans cheer and Hangman is pissed. Jarrett slides in, but Hangman TOSSES him out the other side! Alex Reynolds says screw it and LASHES Jarrett! Karen Jarrett can only watch in pain from the stage as even Juice Robinson gets a shot in! Jarrett scrambles back into the ring while the fans cheer on Juice. Hangman drags Juice up, clinches, and BELLY2BELLY SUPLEXES! Cover, TWO! Jarrett is still in this, and Collision goes picture in picture. Or not…
Hangman flips off the fans as they taunt him, then paces around Jarrett. Hangman drags Jarrett up, ROCKS him with a haymaker, then stalks Jarrett to a corner. The Bang Bang Gang are like sharks with blood in the water, but Hangman denies them Jarrett. Hangman CHOPS Jarrett, then mocks the applause. Hangman whips corner to corner, runs up, but Jarrett dodges! Jarrett climbs up and he rains down fists! But Hangman stops him at 3 to fireman’s carry! He DUMPS Jarrett out, but Jarrett ROCKS Hangman! Hangman DECKS Jarrett, and Jarrett falls! The Gunns go right after Jarrett with the straps!
The fans are torn but Jarrett gets away from the Ass Boys! Hangman drags Jarrett up, fireman’s carries, and DEATH VALLEY DRIVERS! Cover, TWO! Jarrett stays in this but Hangman argues with Aubrey about her count. Hangman kicks Jarrett around, scrapes him to the apron, but Jarrett holds ropes to stay off the ground. Hangman fires a hand, but Jarrett just fires up! The fans fire up, but Hangman ROCKS Jarrett again! Jarrett tells Hangman to hit him again! Hangman does, so Jarrett hits back! Screens go dark, but when they come back, Jarrett dodges a haymaker to RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! And more technical difficulties, so Collision goes to break.
Collision returns and Jarrett fires up! The fans fire up with him, and Jarrett TOSSES Hangman out! The Bang Bang Gang LASHES away on Hangman! Hangman scrambles in, Jarett puts him on ropes to STRADDLE ATTACK! Jarrett keeps going, but Hangman dodges to LARIAT Jarrett up and out! Lethal & Satnam are there to protect Jarrett, but Hangman WRECKS them all with a dropkick! Satnam keeps Karen away from the danger, and the lumberjacks swarm Hangman! Hangman fires hands on them all, and he even DECKS John Silver! Dark Order asks what the heck, but Juice runs up! Hangman dodges to then DECK Juice!
Hangman storms up to the apron, slingshots, BUCK0 LASH from Juice! Juice doesn’t care about rules anymore, and the fans fire up! Hangman is pissed, and he storms up on Juice! Hangman grabs Juice’s arm, but Jarrett goes up! Jarrett SUPER CROSSBODIES Hangman, Juice and the Gunns! The fans fire up with Double J as he rises up! Jarrett puts Hangman in, storms up, wrench and- NO, Hangman pushes out of the Stroke! Hangman LASHES Jarrett!? He took that strap from Juice! The ref reprimands but Hangman LASHES Jarrett again! Karen has had it, she storms into the ring! But Hangman threatens to hit her, too!?
The fans boo as Karen tells Hangman to get back! Karen shields her husband, the ref wants Karen to leave, and Hangman says if the ref doesn’t remove Karen, he will! But then Lethal slides in to shield Karen & Jeff. So Hangman LASHES Lethal! Karen hurries away, Hangman aims at all the lumberjacks! He dares them to get in! Jarrett has Lethal’s strap! And he LASHES away on Hangman! Hangman bails out, but that lets Dark Order LASH him! The fans fire up as they give Hangman what he deserves! The Bang Bang Gang joins in! Juice CLUBS Hangman, and Lethal LASHES Hangman! Then he PULLS Hangman’s arms, while Satnam LASHES him!!
The fans fire up, Jarrett gets Hangman in! Karen gives Hangman some good licks, too! The ref gets Karen to back up, but Hangman LOW BLOWS!! The fans boo but Hangman hits the DEADEYE!! Cover, Hangman wins!
Winner: Hangman Page, by pinfall
The Last Outlaw tried, but he could not stop the rage of Hangman Page. Hangman even threatens the ref! The Bang Bang Gang protects Jarrett, only for Hangman to go after them! Hangman CHOKES Juice, then HANGS him!! The Gunns LASH away on Hangman, so Hangman goes into retreat! Hangman warns them to never get in his business again, but is he picking a fight with the Collision Cowboys that he can’t win?
AEW Continental Championship Title Eliminator: Kazuchika Okada VS Sammy Guevara!
While The Rainmaker made it through Fatal 4 Way odds at All Out, The Spanish God has been fighting alongside Dustin Rhodes both in AEW and ROH. Will Sammy prove he’s ready for more gold? Or will Okada be the one walking away from this Collision?
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two circle. They tie up, and Okada waistlocks. Sammy switches, Okada pries the hold open, and he wrenches to a wristlock. Sammy reaches for ropes, Okada keeps him back, so Sammy spins, flips, and wrenches back! Okada kneels, grits his teeth, and fights up. Okada pulls Sammy’s hair, puts him on ropes, but lets off at 4. Okada fakes the chop to pat Sammy on the shoulder. Sammy nods and shrugs that off, then circles with Okada. But Okada kicks low! Okada CLUBS Sammy, snapmares, and runs side to side to basement DROPKICK! Sammy flounders to the apron while fans applaud.
Sammy rolls back in, Okada covers, ONE! Sammy pushes Okada away, goes back to ropes, but Okada ROCKS him! Okada whips, Sammy reverses then hurdles, backflips and DROPKICKS! Okada bails out and Sammy kips up so smooth! The fans fire up, but Sammy fakes Okada out with the springboard! Sammy spins and poses, but Okada storms up. Sammy DROPKICKS him back down! Sammy builds speed, and FOSBURY FLOPS! Down goes Okada and the fans fire up again! Sammy brings Okada up and into the ring, then aims, only for Okada to roll out the side. The fans cheer, and Sammy runs in around the way!
Sammy uses the steps to FLYING CUTTER to the floor! The fans fire up while both men are down, and a ring count starts. Sammy drags himself up, crawls to the apron and stands. Sammy aims again, but Okada avoids the Quebrada! Kick and DDT to the floor! Okada grins while fans applaud, and Collision goes picture in picture.
The ref checks Sammy but somehow, Sammy is still in this. Okada drags Sammy up, then whips him hard into railing! Sammy falls over, Okada soaks up cheers and jeers, then he goes back for Sammy. Okada rips up a fan’s sign cheering on Sammy, but then gives it back to the fan. Okada HAMMERS Sammy down, then drags him back up. Okada puts Sammy in the ring, storms up the steps, and then brings Sammy up. Okada bumps Sammy off buckles, then winds up, to ELBOW! Okada smirks as fans thought he was going to chop, and he ELBOWS Sammy again. Okada whips corner to corner, runs in, and ELBOWS Sammy again!
Sammy flounders while Okada soaks up cheers and jeers. Okada kicks at Sammy, toying with him, but then Sammy CHOPS! Okada doesn’t flinch, so Sammy snarls and fires a forearm! And another forearm! Okada DECKS Sammy with just one! Okada pushes Sammy around, dares him to hit back, so Sammy rises to CHOP! Sammy fires forearm after forearm, but Okada catches him into the MONEY CLIP! Sammy endures, even as Okada grinds him down. Collision returns to single picture, Sammy fires body shots, and then arm-drags free! Okada runs back up, Sammy ducks ‘n’ dodges to leap, but into Okada’s arms!
Okada gut wrenches, but Sammy fights to SPIKE-RANA!! The fans fire up while both men are down! A standing count begins, both men stir and rise up. Sammy stands at 5 of 10, and he fires forearms! Okada fires back, they go back and forth, but then Okada UPPERCUTS! Okada whips, Sammy ducks ‘n’ dodges and FLYING FOREARMS! Sammy kips up and the fans fire up! Sammy runs in to LARIAT Okada up and out! Then Sammy builds speed to DIVE! Direct hit and Sammy hits railing hard, too! The fans fire up as Sammy rises, then he goes up the corner. Sammy aims, says a quick prayer, and ARIHARA MOONSAULTS! Down goes Okada!!
The fans are thunderous while both men are on the outside! The ring count starts, and Sammy stands at 5 of 10. Sammy vows to end this, and he drags Okada up. Torture rack, but Okada CLUBS free! Sammy BOOTS Okada! The count is 7! Sammy runs up, Okada BACKDROPS him onto steel steps!! The ref hurries out to check Sammy, and Okada has a sinister look on his face. Sammy writhes, but he is somehow still in this. Okada grins as he storms over to Sammy, and he drags Sammy up to put in the ring. Sammy crawls, Okada stalks him, but the fans rally up. Okada drags Sammy up, to whip and DROPKICK!
Okada doesn’t stop, he just hauls Sammy up to scoop SLAM! Okada goes up a corner, for the MACHO ELBOW! The fans fire up and Okada stands. Okada winds it up, to… FLIP US OFF! Okada has a scowl as he ripcords Sammy, RAIN- SPANISH FLY!! Cover, TWO!! Sammy almost had Okada with that sudden turnaround, but he hurries to the apron. Sammy aims from the corner, springboards, but Okada gest under! And then he sends the ref at Sammy! Sammy dodges the sucker punch to SUPERKICK! Torture rack, and GO TO HOSPITAL!! But Okada flounders to a corner! Sammy is stunned, but he runs up to RAM into Okada!
Sammy ENZIGIRIS from the apron, then springboards again! But Okada catches the cutter, to RAINMAKER!! Cover, Okada wins!
Winner: Kazuchika Okada, by pinfall (denies Sammy Guevara a title match)
The Spanish God came so close, but not even he could stop the rain! Will Sammy have to aim for a different title if he wants to be like #DustinTwoBelts? Will anyone stop Okada with the roll he’s been on?
My Thoughts:
A great Collision to finish up Grand Slam week, with only that one glaring flaw during the Lumberjack Strap match. TV production may be complex stuff, but this wasn’t even a live episode. Was someone half asleep and not paying attention to the cues for commercial breaks? It kinda killed the momentum of what was a very good match from Jarrett and Hangman, especially with all the people at ringside. But as such, the overbooking and distractions was a good way to give Hangman that win. Hangman also seems to be moving on to The Bang Bang Gang as he and Juice got into it. We certainly get Hangman VS Juice 1v1, and I would think Hangman wins that. Maybe Jay White returns as part of Hangman’s story?
The Saraya’s Rules match was a very fun opener, but Hayter won just as I figured. Hard to say which title scene she gets in, but as she’s already been world champion, maybe she challenges Mercedes Mone for the TBS Championship, going for the historic AEW Women’s Division double, same as Hikaru Shida and others have. Great Trios Tornado match, and I suppose The Learning Tree winning makes sense if the story is to continue. Jericho taking the win when Bill hit the finish was also something we should’ve expected. Technically it should be Big Bill with the right to challenge Mark Briscoe, but Jericho is Jericho and therefore selfish. Maybe this “wasted” title shot becomes another seed of dysfunction within the faction.
Really good match from Action and Brody, but of course Brody won. The surprise was The Righteous going after Top Flight. I suppose we get Top Flight Airlines VS Archer & Righteous, the winners getting a Six Man Tag with House of Black, and then the Six Man Tag leads to new challengers for the Trios Championships. Speaking of which, very good stuff in the title match tonight, and it went about as I expected: Yuta didn’t want in; Claudio forces his hand; Yuta goes berserk like he has before, and that’s how the team wins. Maybe if this new Blackpool Combat Club runs into a team like House of Black or Archer & Righteous, that is when they lose titles, but it won’t be until then.
Great title match from Jack Perry and Minoru Suzuki, especially when Suzuki was not on my list of expected challengers. Perry choosing to win by count out was an interesting move, but I like Shibata showing up to stop Perry from going further. Still a bit disappointed nothing was truly settled between the Jericho Vortex and the trio of Samoa Joe, Hook & Shibata, though. But Shibata VS Perry will be great stuff, and Perry finds an even sneakier way to retain the title. He might even take the count out loss so that Champion’s Advantage keeps the belt with him. I would still think someone like Daniel Garcia could challenge for the title and maybe even win it.
Awesome Triple Threat to celebrate lucha libre and Hispanic Heritage Month, even though it’s less a month and just the four weeks between September 15th and October 15th. But great win for Hologram, and I really like that La Faccion Ingobernable is back, with Mortos as their heavy instead of Vance. Still scratching my head as to where the resolution to the story of Rush and Don Callis went. But whatever, LFI should’ve been what was going on all along, and maybe they can feud with whatever form The Don Callis Family takes in the near future.
Very fun video from The Outrunners, I just hope they get going in the ring, really build up their record. Very fun segment from MXM with The Acclaimed, but I don’t think they needed that many “male models” who were of course indie wrestlers. And I could just feel that “Hans” was Billy Gunn all along, but that was a great moment to really remind us all that Billy is jacked. Great brawl that ran MXM off, and the tag match that’s coming will be a lot of fun. As I said before, it probably won’t outright lead someone to a title match, but if MXM gets a win over The Acclaimed, that is a big thing for their rise in the ranks.
And great main event out of Sammy and Okada. I really got worried for Sammy at a couple points, but then I was a little unsure why Sammy didn’t sell the leg more. Okada still won out, Sammy will just have to settle for being ROH World Tag Team Champion with Dustin for now. Maybe Sammy should shift to the ROH World TV Championship, get the belt back from Atlantis Jr. or something. As for Okada, I would think Konosuke Takeshita is still his next challenger, they need to get that 1v1 done, probably for WrestleDream. That could be a real show stealer given what we know both men are capable of.
My Score: 8.8/10
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Rockin’ around the Christmas Collision!
The Continental Classic continues on Christmas Collision, with crucial points on the line this close to AEW Worlds End! Who will finally take the lead in Gold League?
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet; Ricochet wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Shelton Benjamin VS Daniel Garcia; wins.
- Kris Statlander VS Penelope Ford; wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Blue League: Mark Briscoe VS The Beast Mortos; wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli; wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Here are the current Continental Classic Gold League standings!
Claudio Castagnoli: 2-1, 6 points
Will Ospreay: 2-1, 6 points
Ricochet: 2-1, 6 points
Darby Allin: 2-1, 6 points
Brody King: 2-2, 6 points
Komander: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Here are the current Continental Classic Blue League standings!
Kyle Fletcher: 3-1, 9 points
Kazuchika Okada: 2-1-1, 7 points
Mark Briscoe: 2-2, 6 points
Shelton Benjamin: 2-1, 6 points
Daniel Garcia: 1-1-1, 4 points
The Beast Mortos: 0-4, 0 points [ELIMINATED]
Ian Riccaboni is in the ring.
He has Big Boom AJ & Big Justice with him in the Hammerstein Ballroom, and yes, they’re ready to bring the BOOM~! They’re ready to watch the action tonight, and even the final face-to-face of MJF and Adam Cole. AJ says if MJF is gonna bring the doom, then you know he and Big Justice will bring the BOOM~! But tonight, their guy, Adam Cole will bring the BOOM~ too! And of course we have big Continental Classic action! Daniel Garcia VS Shelton Benjamin in a critical showdown, and while Shelton is tough, Garcia is going to bring the BOOM~! Plus, Mark Briscoe battles The Beast Mortos! The Chicken is their guy, time to bring the BOOM~!
In Gold League, we have Darby Allin VS Claudio Castagnoli, and the Swiss Superman is a DOOM~! Let’s go, Darby, bring that BOOM~! And then a match everyone wants to see, the fireworks rematch of Will Ospreay VS Ricochet! If you’re a fan of high-flying wrestling, this is the right night to be right here in AEW! Ricochet and their guy, Ospreay, will bring the BOOM~! But speaking of, that match is up first! The Aerial Assassin joins AJ & Big Justice in giving a BOOM~, but will Ricochet make sure tonight is #OuttaThisWorld?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Will Ospreay VS Ricochet!
Wait, are the fans throwing white streamers or is that… No, yeah, it’s toilet paper! Ospreay laughs at the fans basically calling Ricochet crap. Ricochet throws the toilet paper back! The bell rings and we’re on the clock. The fans fire up for Ospreay as he and Ricochet circle. The fans also sing, “F HIM UP, OSPREAY, F HIM UP!” Ricochet shrugs that off, he and Ospreay tie up, and then Ricochet rolls. Ospreay shoots in, waistlocks, but Ricochet switches. They go around, Ricochet gator rolls with Ospreay, then floats to a headlock. Ricochet wrenches, hammerlocks then headlocks again. Ospreay powers up and out, Ricochet runs him over, but Ospreay kips up!
The fans cheer and Ospreay smiles as he and Ricochet reset. They tie up, go around, and Ricochet wrenches to a wristlock. Ospreay rolls, wrenches and wristlocks, but Ricochet spins and wrenches to hammerlock. Ospreay reaches back, headlocks and hits a takeover. Ricochet rolls to a cover, TWO! Ospreay holds onto the headlock but Ricochet powers up and out. Ospreay runs Ricochet over, Ricochet bails out, and then Ospreay handsprings to fake Ricochet out! The fans cheer as Ospreay superhero lands out, and Ricochet is annoyed. Ospreay holds ropes open for Ricochet, but Ricochet goes around the way to step in on his own.
The fans boo Ricochet being a bad sport but Ricochet ignores that. Ospreay and Ricochet knuckle lock, then Ricochet kicks low! And CHOPS! Ricochet whips, Ospreay reverses, but Ricochet rolls off Ospreay’s back! Things keep moving, Ospreay avoids the handspring to then duck ‘n’ dodges and RANA! But Ricochet handsprings through! The fans fire up, and Ospreay arm-drags Ricochet down! The fans cheer while Ricochet endures the grind. Ricochet fights up and puts Ospreay on ropes. The ref counts, Ricochet and Ospreay slowly let g o, and Ricochet SLAPS Ospreay! Ospreay CHOPS Ricochet!
Ospreay takes a swing, Ricochet ducks under to roll back and RANA! But now Ospreay handsprings through! Ricochet dodges to waistlock but Ospreay bucks the O’Conner. Ricochet arm-drags Ospreay down, but Ospreay headscissors back! Ricochet pops free but Ospreay arm-drags! Ricochet headscissors, Ospreay pops free, and Ospreay handsprings, but Ricochet catches him! Ricochet then THROWS Ospreay into the Tree of Woe, and Ospreay falls down! The fans boo while Ospreay bails out, but Ricochet FOSBURY FLOPS! The fans boo but Ricochet takes the toilet paper to wipe himself, then he SMOTHERS Ospreay with it!
The fans boo that literally disgusting act of disrespect, but Collision goes picture in picture.
Ricochet taunts the fans, then drags Ospreay up. Ricochet puts Ospreay in, soaks up more heat, then KNEE-BOARD SENTONS! Ricochet swaggers to taunt the fans more, then he goes back to Ospreay. Cover, ONE!! Another cover, TWO! Ricochet taunts the fans more, then goes back for Ospreay. Ricochet stands Ospreay up to CHOP, and Ospreay goes to a corner. Ricochet RAMS into Ospreay, RAMS him again, then snapmares to UPPERCUT in the back! Cover, TWO! Ospreay stays in this but Ricochet drags him into a motorcycle stretch. Ospreay endures while Ricochet digs a knee into the back. Ospreay fights up, fights with elbows, then runs, but into a DROPKICK!
Ospreay is down in a daze but Ricochet has to shake out the stars in his own head. Ricochet covers, ONE! Ospreay then uses that one to flip off Ricochet. Ricochet RAMS Ospreay in the back! Ricochet then clamps on with a chinlock, and he digs his knee into Ospreay’s back. Ospreay endures, even as Ricochet JAMS Ospreay. Collision returns to single picture as the fans rally for Ospreay again. Ospreay fires up, fires hands, but Ricochet RAMS him into a corner. Ricochet runs up, RAMS into Ospreay, then goes to the apron. Ospreay takes a swing but Ricochet dodges and gets around him to GERMAN SUPLEX! Ospreay lands out!
Ospreay runs, handsprings, NEURALIZER KICK! The fans fire up while both men are down! Ospreay goes to the apron, takes aim, and he springboards to PIP PIP CHEERIO! Down goes Ricochet, Ospreay covers, TWO! Ospreay stays focused and the fans rally up. Ospreay drags Ricochet up, CHOPS him, then CHOPS him again! Ricochet staggers, Ospreay runs, but Ricochet TIGER WALL KICKS! Forearm, SOBAT, and Ricochet runs, but into a POP-UP, and STYLES- NO, Ricochet sits up, slips free, and he underhooks Ospreay for a FACEBUSTER! Cover, TWO! Ospreay survives but Ricochet goes up.
Ricochet has to double clutch, the fans let him hear it, but Ricochet still MOONSAULTS! Ricochet lands out as Ospreay moves, and Ospreay runs up, but into an ELBOW! Ricochet handsprings, but into a pop-up, Electric Chair, spin around, STYLES CLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Ricochet survives and Ospreay is surprised. Ospreay pulls on the elbow pad and the fans fire up! “This is Awesome!” as Ospreay aims, but Ricochet bails out! The fans boo but Ospreay storms after Ricochet. They’re both on the apron and Ospreay goes up a corner. Ricochet anchors Ospreay first! Then Ricochet has the Electric Chair Lift!
Ospreay fights free, fights off a nelson, then he KICKS Ricochet! Ospreay runs, but into a pop-up APRON DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! The fans chant “You Still Suck!” but Ricochet adds a SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Ricochet puts Ospreay in, then springboards to 450 SPLASH! Cover, TWO!! Ospreay survives, but then Ricochet AX KICKS! Dragon sleeper, inverted suplex, VERTIGO! Cover, TWO!? Ospreay survives and Ricochet is shocked! Ricochet snarls and he aims from a corner. The fans rally for Ospreay but Ricochet loads up. SPIRIT- NO, Ospreay ducks under! Ospreay gets up, Ricochet blocks a kick!
Ricochet V-TRIGGERS, then he reels Ospreay in! But Ospreay fights out of the bomb, but then Ricochet returns the favor! Ricochet suplexes, into STUN DOG MILLIONAIRE! Ospreay springboards for the OSC- CUTTER FROM RICOCHET!! Ricochet hurries to get Ospreay up, powerbomb into fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! SPIRIT- HIDDEN BLADE!! Both men are down and the fans are thunderous! Ospreay and Ricochet both slowly sit up and the fans rally as hard as ever. Ricochet and Ospreay stare down, talk a bit of trash, then stand up. Ospreay draws a line in the sand and dares Ricochet to step up.
Ricochet steps right up, they stand toe to toe, literally! They start firing forearms! The fans cheer Ospreay, boo Ricochet, and Ricochet wobbles! But then Ricochet comes back with forearm after forearm! Ospreay wobbles, but he grins as he rises and roars! Ospreay fires a flurry on Ricochet, then ROCKS him! Ricochet flops over, Ospreay hauls him up! But Ricochet grabs at the ref! Ospreay kicks Ricochet’s arm away, but then Ricochet RAMS Ospreay into the ref! The fans boo but then Ricochet hurries to HOOK KICK! And VERTI- NO, Ospreay slips free to underhook! STORM BREAKER! Cover, but the ref is down!
The fans count, Ospreay would’ve won twice over! Ospreay calls to the ref, the ref sputters around, and Ospreay goes up. But then Ricochet kicks the ref into ropes! Ospreay gets tripped up and the fans boo more! Ospreay is confused as to what happened, but SPIRIT GUN hits the mark!! Cover, RICOCHET WINS!
Winner: Ricochet, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Ospreay earns 0)
The One & Only got away with murder, but there’s nothing that can be done now! Ricochet has NINE points, will he be headed to Worlds End?
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Have a Holly Jolly Rampage!
The Continental Classic rolls on, and Brody King takes on Komander in hopes of grabbing three more points towards the top of Gold League!
OFFICIAL RESULTS
- Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis; Konosuke & Cage win.
- Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy; Lio & Action win.
- Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron; Willow wins.
- AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander; Brody wins.
PLAY BY PLAY
Tony Schiavone is in the ring!
Schiavone welcomes out the Blue League’s current points leader, Kyle Fletcher, and of course… Don Callis. But they’re not alone as the rest of the Don Callis Family makes their way out to the ring. Wait, shouldn’t Brian Cage be in New York for Final Battle…? Well anyway, Schiavone says there’s a lot of gold and- Callis takes the mic, and he says, “I have something important to say.” The fans boo and Schiavone excuses himself as Callis says the Don Callis Family are the TRUE One Percenters of professional wrestling! They prove it each and every day!
Murder Machines: The most feared tag team in the world! “Don Callis’ favorite wrestler,” Kyle Fletcher, shows every day why he is THE One Percent! He beat Will Ospreay! He beat Kazuchika Okada! And now, he’s gonna beat Daniel Garcia and win the Continental Classic! Callis hands the mic over to Kyle and Kyle says it might be true that last Saturday wasn’t the best day for Kyle, but anyone watching that match saw the clear bias from the officials in this company! The fans boo as Kyle claims there is an agenda in AEW to see the Don Callis Family NOT succeed. But it doesn’t matter, it changes nothing!
Kyle WILL be the winner of the 2024 Continental Classic. That brings Kyle to Daniel Garcia. “You wanna talk about restoring the feeling, Daniel? I couldn’t care less about your feelings! All I speak are facts! And the fact is, I am the hottest young prospect in this industry, and I will be the future of this whole place!” The fans boo more but Callis says one last thing he wants to say, is when you’re the One Percent, you’re not like the other 99! They are not like all of these fans! They are not like “the boys in the back,” like Mark Davis & Will Hobbs, “a couple of scab workers!” They’re not even in the same business, Hobbs!
And Callis has waited to get Hobbs on a PPV so that the world could watch why they call Konosuke Takeshita “The Alpha.” And Hobbs, YOU are not in the same business as Konosuke, and you find that out at Worlds End! But speaking of, here comes the Powerhouse! Will he and Dunkzilla finish things with the Don Callis Family? Or will the AEW International and ROH World TV Champions get even for last week?
Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage w/ Don Callis VS “Powerhouse” Will Hobbs & Mark Davis!
The teams sort out and Konosuke starts against Hobbs to give the DC fans a preview of Worlds End. Hobbs and Konosuke step up, talk trash, and then the forearms go back and forth! The fans cheer for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” and Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke! Hobbs even shouts “MEAT!” before he whips Konosuke. Konosuke ducks ‘n’ dodges but then so does Hobbs! Hobbs SPINE- NO, Konosuke flails free and Hobbs says it was that close. Konosuke says to cool off while he paces on the outside. Konosuke steps back into the ring, but he tags to Cage. The fans stay fired up for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” as Cage and Hobbs circle.
Hobbs and Cage DOUBLE LARIAT! Neither man falls, so they DOUBLE LARIAT again! And again! And again! Cage kicks low, shouts, “Who Betta Than Cage?” But then Hobbs CLOBBERS him! Hobbs even gets Konosuke to back down with a glare. Hobbs brings Cage up to fire forearms, then he tags Davis. Davis & Hobbs double whip and DOUBLE SHOULDER TACKLE! The fans fire up as Davis stalks Cage to a corner. Davis CHOPS Cage, and CHOPS again! And CHOPS again! Cage sputters but Davis scoops to SLAM Cage down! Then ELBOW DROP! Cover, ONE! Cage stays in this but Davis bumps him off buckles.
Tag to Hobbs and he brings Cage out. Hobbs and Davis reel Cage in, fans chant “AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE! MEAT MEAT MEAT!” but Konosuke makes the save! Konosuke swings, Hobbs dodges, so the elbow DECKS Davis! Hobbs ROCKS Konosuke, Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage clinches, Konosuke returns, KNEE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP COMBO! Cage covers, TWO! Cage rains down fists, the ref reprimands, but Cage steps off. Cage drags Hobbs up, bumps him off buckles, and tags Konosuke. The Callis Family stomps a mudhole into Hobbs, but then Hobbs CHOPS Konosuke! Konosuke snarls, and he CHOPS in return!
Konosuke ROCKS Hobbs, climbs up, and he rains down fists! The fans count but then Konosuke BITES Hobbs on the forehead! The ref counts, Konosuke lets off, and Hobbs sputters on the ropes. Konosuke tags to Cage and the Family gets Hobbs up. They DOUBLE SUPLEX Hobbs! Cage covers, TWO! Cage drags Hobbs up but Hobbs fires body shots. Hobbs UPPERCUTS but Cage ROCKS Hobbs! Cage ROCKS Hobbs again, Hobbs fires back, repeat! The fans rally for “MEAT! MEAT! MEAT!” Cage gets the edge, then whips, but Hobbs KICKS him away! Cage swings, Hobbs bobs ‘n’ weaves, to then hit an EXPLODER!
The fans fire up while Hobbs crawls, hot tag to Davis! Davis fires hands on Cage, “MEAT! MEAT!” Davis DECKS Cage, then whips him to ropes. Cage reveres but Davis picks him up, BACKDROP! Davis SENTONS but onto knees! Davis writhes, Cage tags Konosuke! POWER- NO, Davis stops the knee! Davis takes a swing but Konosuke ducks that, to BLUE THUNDER BOMB!! High stack, TWO!! Davis survives and Konosuke snarls, but Rampage goes picture in picture.
Konosuke rains down fists on Davis, but lets off as the ref reprimands. Konosuke tags Cage and Cage drags Davis up. Cage ROCKS Davis, whips him into a corner, and Davis hits buckles chest first! Cage RAMS into Davis, and RAMS in again, then CHOPS! Davis staggers but Cage whips him to ropes. Davis reverses, to dosido with Cage, only for Cage to CLOBBER Davis! Cage BOOTS Davis down, covers, but Hobbs breaks it! Cage gets mad and the ref reprimands Hobbs, then Cage soaks up heat from DC. Cage stalks Davis to a corner and fires haymakers! The ref reprimands but Cage DECKS Davis! Cage soaks up more heat while he flexes.
Holiday Bash returns to single picture while Davis crawls. Cage storms over but Davis fires hands! Davis CHOPS, CHOPS, but Cage JUMP KNEES! Cage whips Davis, Davis cartwheels and swings on Cage! Cage blocks, waistlocks, but Davis switches! BIG back suplex! The fans fire up as Davis rises and reaches out! Davis crawls, as does Cage, hot tags to Hobbs and Konosuke! Hobbs LARIATS Konosuke, LARIATS again, then runs up to LARIAT in a corner! Cage runs up but he’s send into Konosuke! Hobbs SANDWEICHES the Family! Hobbs whips, Cage reverses, but Hobbs comes back to CLOBBER him! Hobbs scoops Cage for a POWERSLAM!
The fans fire up but Konosuke runs up! Hobbs scoops him, too! POWERSLAM! Hobbs pumps up and the fans are with him! Hobbs stomps and shakes the ropes, then he goes back for Konosuke. Konosuke rises, Hobbs pops him up, but Konosuke ELBOWS him! Konosuke fires hands, then ROLLING ELBOWS! Hobbs staggers, Konosuke whips him, but Hobbs reverses! SPINEBUSTER! Cover, Davis blocks Cage, but Cage SHOVES Davis onto the cover! Cage then TOSSES Davis out, and he goes back for Hobbs. Hobbs TOSSES Cage! Hobbs grins as he has Konosuke alone. The straps come down, and Hobbs runs up, only for Konosuke to dodge!
Konosuke runs, Cage tags in, and Konosuke BOOTS Hobbs in the corner! Cage runs up to UPPERCUT, GAMANGIRI, and then GERMAN SUPLEX! Hobbs flounders, Cage hauls him up, PUMP HANDLE FACEBUSTER!! Cover, TWO!! Hobbs survives and Cage is furious! Cage tags Konosuke, the Family gets Hobbs up, and they double wrench to double whip. But Hobbs breaks the double lariat and Davis tags in! Hobbs DOUBLE LARIATS Cage & Konosuke! Davis runs up, they STEREO LARIAT! Konosuke BOOTS Davis and Cage waistlocks Hobbs. Konosuke runs but Davis GAMANGIRIS! Cage SUPERKICKS Davis!
Hobbs SNAP POWERSLAMS Cage! ALPHA ELBOW from Konosuke! Davis GERMAN SUPLEXES Konosuke! Cage fireman’s carries Davis, F5!! Cage runs up on Hobbs but Hobbs dodges! Hobbs LARIATS Cage and himself out of the ring! The fans fire up while Davis rises again! Konosuke also stands, and they run up! DOUBLE LARIATS! Davis GAMANGIRIS, Konosuke ends up in the corner! Davis goes side to side, SLIDING FOREARM! The fans roar as Davis hauls Konosuke up! Konosuke fights the lift, dodges Davis, and comes back, DOUBLE LARIATS finally take both men down! But not for long as they both roar to their feet!
Konosuke swings, and he SWATS Davis’ enzigiri! Konosuke then POWER DRIVE KNEES!! And then, RAGING FIRE!! Cover, Callis Family wins!
Winners: Konosuke Takeshita & Brian Cage, by pinfall
The Alpha slam dunks on Dunkzilla, and now he has 8 days to prepare for the Powerhouse! Will Konosuke hold onto his International Championship against Hobbs? Or will taking that title be the perfect payback?
Backstage interview with Willow Nightingale.
Renee Paquette is with the Babe with the Power who is in action later tonight. But first, Renee wants to congratulate Willow to making it to the finals of the inaugural International Women’s Cup. She heads off to Tokyo very soon, how is she feeling about it? Willow is very excited. Inaugural WrestleDynasty, one step closer to the inaugural International Women’s Cup winner, and so it is mind boggling after how- Kris Statlander steps in. Kris tells Willow that there is a lot she should say, but for now, she’ll say good luck at the Tokyo Dome. #BornAgainKristen takes Willow by surprise, will Willow win tonight and have momentum going to the New Year?
Lio Rush & Action Andretti VS Myles Hawkins & Goldy!
The dysfunction in Top Flight Airlines led to The Bad Child & The Sight to See winning over Darius & Dante Martin, meaning they’re next up to face Private Party. Will this be little more than a tune-up for Lio & Action?
The teams sort out, Lio starts against Myles, but then Lio handspring kicks Goldy off the apron! Myles back suplexes but Lio lands out and then dodges! Myles falls out of the ring, Action handspring kicks him down! Lio DIVES onto Goldy! Action DIVES onto Myles! The fans fire up as Action puts Myles in fast. Lio joins Action and they mug Myles. Myles fights back with forearms and CHOPS! Myle runs, but Lio & Action split the difference. Lio spins Myles for Action to mule kick, knee lift and ROLLING ELBOW! Lio fires fast hands, then DECKS Myles! Goldy springboards but Lio & Action dodge! Lio eggs Goldy on, then he and Action split the difference again!
Action runs up, Goldy dodges, but Lio LARIATS Goldy on the other side! Myles whips Lio but Lio hits RUSH HOUR! Action torture racks Myles for a NECKBREAKER! Lio covers, Lio & Action win!
Winners: Lio Rush & Action Andretti, by pinfall
Fast win for this furious duo, but “Oh my gosh, is that Private Party?” Marq Quen & Isiah Kassidy make their way out here and DC fires up! The AEW World Tag Team Champions call for “SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!” Lio & Action get their shot in the near future, but wait! Dante & Darius make their way out here? Private Party looks to the tunnels, but Lio & Action CLOBBER them from behind! Dante, Darius & Leila don’t worry about the champs, they stare Lio & Action down. Lio & Action hold up the belts, then throw them at the Martins. The refs keep this from getting any more physical, but will Lio & Action take those belts from Quen & Zay soon enough?
Backstage interview with Harley Cameron.
Renee is now with the “multifaceted” Harley and notes she’s in action against Willow Nightingale tonight. Harley says yes, she IS multifaceted. She wants us to appreciate ALL her facets! Renee says yes, but she has yet to earn a singles win in AEW. Fine, ruin her fun. But then Harley asks if some person off camera is gonna say anything or just stand there. In steps Penelope Ford, and Mrs. Superbad says yes, she was simply observing. But Ford couldn’t help but notice that she and Harley share a lot of similar… facets. Harley asks how much Ford’s cost. Uh, no, not those…
Ford meant that she hasn’t had such a good 2024, either. So from The Bad Girl to the… Harley doesn’t have a good nickname yet. Well, don’t worry about it. Ford will watch Harley’s back and Harley will watch Ford’s. Wait, is something on Harley’s back? No, Harley… Just good luck. FEEL THE WRATH OF HARLEY CAMERON! No, she was being nice to you, Harley. Right, don’t feel the wrath of Harley Cameron. There is nothing on your back, Harley, stop scratching. Wait! W-What? Nothing, sorry. But will Harley be feeling Willow’s wrath instead?
Willow Nightingale VS Harley Cameron!
The bell rings and the fans rally as the two tie up. Harley pushes but Willow digs in her heels to SHOVE Harley down. Harley comes back, she and Willow reset and tie up again. Willow puts Harley in a corner, the ref counts, and Willow lets off. DC duels between Willow and Harley, and Harley wants a Test of Strength. Willow accepts the knuckle locks, but then Harley kicks low! Harley runs, wheelbarrows, but Willow turns that into a BIG back suplex! The fans cheer as Willow runs, DIVING BODY PRESS! Cover, TWO! Willow bumps Harley off buckles, then fires LARIAT after LARIAT! The fans count al the way to TEN!
Willow brings Harley out with a smile, and scoop SLAMS her! Harley flounders, Willow storms up on her for another scoop and SLAM, right as Rampage goes picture in picture.
Willow storms around while Harley staggers up. Willow scoops Harley again, then carries her around to put her in the Tree of Woe! Willow stomps a mudhole in, then lets off to run up! But Harley BOOTS her while upside-down! Harley gets free, ELBOWS Willow, then runs to knee her low! Harley runs with Willow to HOTSHOT BULLDOG! Willow is stuck in ropes, and Harley AX KICKS her! Harley then headscissors Willow to CHOKE her in the ropes! The ref counts, Harley lets go at 4, and Harley soaks up cheers and jeers from DC. Harley stomps Willow, then drags her to the outside. Harley SMACKS Willow off the apron!
Harley paces while Willow flounders, and Harley has her against railing. Harley CHOPS Willow, then brings her around. Willow blocks the bump to SMACK Harley off the apron! Harley turns things around to SMACK Willow off the apron! Harley shoves Willow in, storms up on her, and stands her up for buckle bumps. Harley stomps Willow, digs her boots in, and she thrashes around! The ref counts, Harley lets off at 4, but Willow elbows her in return! Harley RAMS into Willow again and again, but Willow CLUBS Harley! Harley ROCKS Willow, whips her to ropes, and ELBOWS Willow down! Harley soaks up more cheers and jeers while Rampage goes to break.
Holiday Bash returns and Willow CANNONBALLS, but Harley dodges! Willow hits only buckles and she hobbles after Harley. Harley kicks, KNEES, and ENZIGIRIS! Harley roars, runs, and SHINING WIZARDS! Cover, TWO! The fans fire up but Harley grows frustrated. The fans rally while Harley waistlocks, but Willow switches! Harley kicks free to switch back, but Willow ELBOWS Harley back! Willow fireman’s carries, storms around, but Harley pops up! Harley fires down elbows, then victory rolls, TWO! Willow escapes and ROCKS Harley! Fireman’s carry, DEATH VALLEY DRIVER! Cover, TWO!
Harley survives but Willow roars! The fans fire up as the straps come down! Willow gut wrenches for the BABE WITH THE POWER BOMB!! Cover, Willow wins!
Winner: Willow Nightingale, by pinfall
Willow faced the wrath of Harley Cameron and she prevailed! But then PENELOPE FORD goes after Willow! The fans boo but Ford did say she’d back Harley up. They both beat up on Willow, but here comes Kris! Kris Statlander storms the ring, Harley & Ford run away! Willow is again surprised, but the fans want these two to “Hug It Out! Hug It Out!” Kris says no, she doesn’t feel like it’s the right time. Kris lets Willow have the ring, is this proof that the #BornAgainKristen isn’t just a nickname?
Team Triple J speaks backstage.
Standing alongside Jay Lethal, Satnam Singh, as well as Jeff & Karen Jarrett, Sonjay Dutt says, “They’ve asked us to look back and reflect on 2024, and Jeff, guys, what an incredible series of moments we’ve had in 2024.” The group agrees. From Wembley Stadium to Double J being in the Owen Hart Cup, some true career highlights that he will cherish forever. But Jarrett doesn’t like looking in the rearview mirror, he likes to look ahead. Next week, he’s not bringing resolutions, he’s bringing a game plan for 2025! What does the Last Outlaw have in store for himself and the team in the New Year?
AEW Continental Classic, Gold League: Brody King VS Komander!
While the rest of Gold League stands at 6 points, these two men are struggling to keep up. Will the King of Death join that traffic jam at the front of the block? Or will the Commander of the Skies be a spoiler for Christmas?
The bell rings and we’re on the clock. Brody and Komander circle while the fans bark it up. There are fans who sing “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~” for Komander as the two tie up. But then Brody picks Komande up with both hands, and puts him on the to rope. Brody pats Komander on the shoulder, and the fans bark more. Komander hops down, not intimidated by Brody’s size. Komander then dodges Brody, DROPKICKS him, but Brody CLOBBERS Komander on the return! Brody eggs Komander on and then scuffs him. Komander gets mad and CHOPS! Brody grins and eggs Komander on. Komander CHOPS, but Brody wants more!
Komander fires up to CHOP, but Brody CHOPS Komander down! The fans fire up and Brody grins. Komander sputters, Brody paces, and Brody drags Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody bumps Komander off buckles, CHOPS again, and Komander flounders away! Brody stalks Komander to the corner, CHOPS him again, and Komander falls over! Brody hauls Komander up, whips him, but Komander goes up and over! Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges, but Brody BACKDROPS Komander! The fans bark while Komander writhes, and Brody drags Komander up. But Komander fires body shots and a CHOP!
Brody KNEES low and Komander drops. Brody CHOPS Komander again! Brody asks, “Are you done?!” Brody whips Komander, but Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to then springboard, but Brody catches Komander with ease! Brody pops Komander up, but Komander pops free, sunset flip, ONE!! Brody drags Komander up and CLUBS him! Komander wobbles, Brody ROCKS him again! Brody drags Komander off the ropes, suplexes, but Komander slips around! SLEEPER! Big men still have to breathe, but Brody RAMS Komander into the buckles! Brody swings, misses, and that bad hand hits post! Komander fires KICKS on the legs!
Komander bobs ‘n’ weaves, kicks, mule kicks and ENZIGIRIS! Brody wobbles and the fans rally up! Komander knuckle locks, CHOPS, and he goes up and up and jumps around! But Brody breaks the grip and DOUBLE CHOPS Komander to the floor! The fans bark it up and the ref checks Komander while Rampage goes picture in picture.
Brody storms out after Komander, who is somehow still in this. Brody drags Komander up, and he whips Komander hard into railing! Brody revels in the DC dogs barking, and Brody stands Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander off his feet, then refreshes the ring count. Brody drags Komander up, and whips him hard into railing! So hard, in fact, that Komander goes up and over! Brody hurries to haul Komander back up, and he suplexes Komander to the floor! Komander writhes more while Brody refreshes the count again. Brody goes back to Komander, scuffs him, and brings him back up.
Komander KICKS Brody, CHOPS, but Brody CHOPS him down! Brody revels in the noise from DC while he stands on Komander’s neck! The ref reprimands, Brody steps off and rolls into the ring. Brody again refreshes the count so he can fetch Komander. Brody puts Komander in the ring, covers, TWO! Komander is still in this but Brody is more amused than anything. Brody paces then brings Komander up. Brody CHOPS Komander to a corner, then revels in the noise a bit more. Brody then digs his boot into Komander, but lets off as the ref counts. Brody drags Komander up to CHOP, but Komander CHOPS! Brody CHOPS Komander down!
Brody digs his boots in again, but the ref counts. Brody steps away, then drags Komander to his feet. Brody ROCKS Komander as the Holiday Bash returns to single picture. Brody eggs Komander on, stands him up, and ROCKS him again! Komander flops against ropes but Brody dares him to keep fighting. Komander staggers up, but Brody CHOPS him! Komander is stinging but Brody ROCKS him! Brody whips, Komander ducks ‘n’ dodges to QUEBRADA, but Brody catches him! But Komander slips down into the STANDING BONE LOCK! The fans fire up but Brody powers up! Brody THROWS Komander right off! SENTON FLOPS as Komander moves!
Komander hurries to basement DROPKICK! The fans fire up as Brody and Komander both crawl to ropes! They both stand, Brody runs up, but Komander swings around, CRUCIFIX DRIVER! Brody flops out to the floor! Komander sees that and the fans fire up! Komander builds going side to side, and he goes up and up and CROSSBODIES, but Brody catches him! Brody RAMS Komander into the railing! And then whips him hard into more railing! Brody makes Komander take a seat, then CHOPS him! The fans bark with Brody as he gets space, and Brody runs back in, but Komander ducks! Brody CRASHES into railing!!
Komander has the fans all fired up as he rises! Komander rolls into the ring, the count is climbing, but Brody is rising! So Komander runs corner to corner to go up, up and AWAY!! Direct hit with that escalara cannonball! The fans fire up as Komander rises again! Komander and Brody both head for the ring while fans sing again, “OLE~ OLE OLE OLE~!” Komander has Brody in the drop zone! Komander goes up the corner, but Brody CLUBS him first! Brody has Komander in the Electric Chair Lift, then goes up the corner!? But Komander fights, shifts, and SUPER SUSNET FLIP POWERBOMBS!!
Brody is in the drop zone again and Komander rises! 450 SPLASH!! Cover, TWO!! Brody survives and Komander cannot believe it! “This is Awesome!” as Komander rises and goes to another corner. Komander tunes up the band, runs corner to corner, but Brody SLAPS him first! Brody runs but Komander dodges, Brody POSTS himself! Komander is on the apron and he runs up, to SHOTGUN Brody to the floor! Brody sputters, Komander climbs the corner, and the fans are thunderous! Komander springboards to ARIHARA MOONSAULT! Another direct hit and Komander feels so close to his first points in the C2!
Komander hurries to get in the ring, but then slides out to start a new ring count. Komander climbs again while Brody rises. Komander watches Brody slide in, then tightrope walks to CIELITO LINDO!! But that was on Brody’s back! Komander pushes Brody but that’s a lot of dead weight to push! Brody sits up but Komander KICKS him! Komander roars, the fans fire up, handspring- TORTURE RACK! Brody flips Komander around, GONZO BOMB!! Cover, Brody wins!!
Winner: Brody King, by pinfall (gains 3 points; Komander earns 0)
If it wasn’t clear before, this was a painful punctuation mark, Komander is mathematically ELIMINATED from the semifinals. However, Komander’s final C2 match is Dynamite’s Miracle on 34th Street against Claudio Castagnoli! Can Komander be the biggest spoiler of this entire tournament? Can Brody prove to everyone in the Gold League that the House Always Wins?
My Thoughts:
A great Rampage here for Holiday Bash, though some clear redundancies from last week’s Winter is Coming edition. We got another group Don Callis Promo, and we barely got anything different from Callis and Kyle. The tag match’s only changes were Cage switching in for Archer, even though Cage is in reality defending his ROH World TV Championship in the Hammerstein Ballroom for Final Battle, and then the Callis Family wins this time so Hobbs and Konosuke can be even going towards Worlds End. Now, Konosuke could very well retain the International Championship at Worlds End because NJPW is totally open to Konosuke Takeshita VS Shingo Takagi being Winner Takes All, AEW International and NEVER Openweight titles on the line together.
Lio & Action of course won their match, but the real purpose was to get a confrontation out of them, Private Party and OG Top Flight, Darius & Dante. Good stuff, and it teases anywhere between a Triple Threat to Lio & Action VS Darius & Dante Round 2. Very good promo from Triple J to set up for something, anything really, for 2025. Fight for the Fallen can even be the start of whatever that plan is as part of the “mother of all streams.” And good stuff with the women’s division tonight. Ford & Harley makes a natural duo now given their names, and Willow and Kris could possibly reunite now that Kris is a Face again. That wouldn’t really make up for the weird fumble in the middle where Tony Khan just wanted Kris to get away from Stokely, but hey, this story itself could be really well done.
And great stuff out of Brody VS Komander, really got the drama going before the end. I mean, we all knew Komander was out of the running before tonight, and was most certainly taking the loss here, but Komander got to really show some grit. And now, five people at 6 points going into the final round, they’re really adding great drama to Gold League. Collision tomorrow and then Dynamite Miracle on 34th Street will be some great stuff, but I still think Ospreay should be one of the semifinalists, the second spot can be whoever they want.
My Score: 8.8/10
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